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¶ ¶ Ooh ¶ ¶ Ah ¶

¶ Ooh ¶ ¶ Ah ¶ ¶ Ooh-ah ¶

¶ Ah ¶ ¶ Ooh-ah ¶ ¶ Donkey Kong ¶

¶ Ooh-ah ¶ ¶ Donkey Kong ¶ ¶ Hey-oh ¶

¶ Donkey Kong ¶ ¶ Hey-oh ¶ ¶ Look out down below ¶

¶ Hey-oh ¶ ¶ Look out down below ¶ ¶ Here he comes ¶

¶ Look out down below ¶ ¶ Here he comes ¶ ¶ Banana slamma ¶

¶ ¶ Donkey Kong ¶ ¶

¶ Donkey Kong ¶ ¶ ¶ Ooh ¶

¶ ¶ Ooh ¶ ¶ Ah ¶

¶ Ooh ¶ ¶ Ah ¶ ¶ Ooh-ah, Donkey Kong ¶

¶ ¶ Ooh ¶ ¶ Ah ¶

¶ Ooh ¶ ¶ Ah ¶ ¶ Ooh-ah, Donkey Kong ¶

¶ Ah ¶ ¶ Ooh-ah, Donkey Kong ¶ ¶ Hey-oh ¶

¶ Ooh-ah, Donkey Kong ¶ ¶ Hey-oh ¶ ¶ Look out down below ¶

¶ Hey-oh ¶ ¶ Look out down below ¶ ¶ Here he comes ¶

¶ Look out down below ¶ ¶ Here he comes ¶ ¶ Banana slamma ¶

¶ Here he comes ¶ ¶ Banana slamma ¶ ¶ Kongo Bongo's hero ¶

¶ Banana slamma ¶ ¶ Kongo Bongo's hero ¶ ¶ Hey-oh ¶

¶ Kongo Bongo's hero ¶ ¶ Hey-oh ¶ ¶ Donkey Kong, let's go ¶

¶ Hey-oh ¶ ¶ Donkey Kong, let's go ¶ ¶ Let's go ¶

¶ Donkey Kong, let's go ¶ ¶ Let's go ¶ ¶ Here he comes ¶

¶ Let's go ¶ ¶ Here he comes ¶ ¶ Banana slamma ¶

>> Only one day left till the annual soccer game against the lizards.

annual soccer game against the lizards. Are you nervous, big buddy?

lizards. Are you nervous, big buddy? >> Why should I be nervous?

Are you nervous, big buddy? >> Why should I be nervous? >> Ooh, because you're our star

>> Why should I be nervous? >> Ooh, because you're our star player and you haven't even

>> Ooh, because you're our star player and you haven't even practiced yet, and because if we

player and you haven't even practiced yet, and because if we lose against the lizards, it'll

practiced yet, and because if we lose against the lizards, it'll be the first time ever.

lose against the lizards, it'll be the first time ever. And that will be worse than

be the first time ever. And that will be worse than just about anything.

And that will be worse than just about anything. >> Relax, little buddy.

just about anything. >> Relax, little buddy. There's nothing to be nervous

>> Relax, little buddy. There's nothing to be nervous about.

There's nothing to be nervous about. We can practice now with this.

about. We can practice now with this. >> Stay still...

We can practice now with this. >> Stay still... Don't give away our position.

>> Stay still... Don't give away our position. >> Yes, sir...

Don't give away our position. >> Yes, sir... >> Banana slamma--

>> Yes, sir... >> Banana slamma-- Oof!

>> Banana slamma-- Oof! Ouch...

Oof! Ouch... Now I'm nervous.

Ouch... Now I'm nervous. Ooh.

Now I'm nervous. Ooh. >> It looked really good,

Ooh. >> It looked really good, till the end.

>> It looked really good, till the end. Maybe you should try your other

till the end. Maybe you should try your other foot.

Maybe you should try your other foot. >> Banana slamma!

foot. >> Banana slamma! >> Jeepin' jungle bugs!

>> Banana slamma! >> Jeepin' jungle bugs! You got it!

>> Jeepin' jungle bugs! You got it! The big foot kick is definitely

You got it! The big foot kick is definitely the play of the day!

The big foot kick is definitely the play of the day! Look at that coconut go!

the play of the day! Look at that coconut go! >> Not too shabby!

Look at that coconut go! >> Not too shabby! >> Hey...

>> Not too shabby! >> Hey... Mm...

>> Hey... Mm... >> Soccer spies!

Mm... >> Soccer spies! Let's get 'em!

>> Soccer spies! Let's get 'em! >> Yeah!

Let's get 'em! >> Yeah! Let's get 'em!

>> Yeah! Let's get 'em! >> Our position's no longer

Let's get 'em! >> Our position's no longer secure!

>> Our position's no longer secure! Retreat!

secure! Retreat! >> You're just lucky he didn't

Retreat! >> You're just lucky he didn't practice his big foot kick on

>> You're just lucky he didn't practice his big foot kick on your tails!

practice his big foot kick on your tails! >> You call that a soccer kick,

your tails! >> You call that a soccer kick, mister?

>> You call that a soccer kick, mister? My grandmother could kick better

mister? My grandmother could kick better than that, and she's got webbed

My grandmother could kick better than that, and she's got webbed feet!

than that, and she's got webbed feet! >> How many times have I told

feet! >> How many times have I told you not to play indoors?

>> How many times have I told you not to play indoors? Now, give me that ball!

you not to play indoors? Now, give me that ball! >> Okay.

Now, give me that ball! >> Okay. >> Oof!

It can't be... I don't believe it! My years of malignant

I don't believe it! My years of malignant malfeasance have paid off!

And you two little whippersnappers playing a little trick on Uncle K. Rool,

whippersnappers playing a little trick on Uncle K. Rool, were we?

little trick on Uncle K. Rool, were we? Pretending this precious little

were we? Pretending this precious little beauty was a soccer ball.

(Cautious laughter) >> Yeah... >> Tell me, Klump, however did

>> Yeah... >> Tell me, Klump, however did you get your hands on it?

>> Tell me, Klump, however did you get your hands on it? I want to hear all about it!

you get your hands on it? I want to hear all about it! Spare me no diabolical detail!

I want to hear all about it! Spare me no diabolical detail! >> All right, well, it was a

Spare me no diabolical detail! >> All right, well, it was a suicide mission.

>> All right, well, it was a suicide mission. Chances were none of us would

suicide mission. Chances were none of us would come back alive.

Chances were none of us would come back alive. Danger was at every turn.

come back alive. Danger was at every turn. Suddenly, there was the coconut.

Danger was at every turn. Suddenly, there was the coconut. I zigged!

Suddenly, there was the coconut. I zigged! I zagged!

I zigged! I zagged! I serpentined.

I zagged! I serpentined. I was pinned under enemy fire,

I serpentined. I was pinned under enemy fire, and then--

I was pinned under enemy fire, and then-- >> I found it on the beach.

>> Yes, yes, whatever. All I care is... Ooh, I have you now, my beauty!

All I care is... Ooh, I have you now, my beauty! I have the Crystal Coconut!

Ooh, I have you now, my beauty! I have the Crystal Coconut! >> You do?

I have the Crystal Coconut! >> You do? Where'd you get it at?

>> You do? Where'd you get it at? >> You carry your jokes too far!

Where'd you get it at? >> You carry your jokes too far! >> Now, with this Crystal

>> You carry your jokes too far! >> Now, with this Crystal Coconut in my possession, I

>> Now, with this Crystal Coconut in my possession, I shall divine the mysteries of

Coconut in my possession, I shall divine the mysteries of the universe.

shall divine the mysteries of the universe. The Coconut will reveal all!

the universe. The Coconut will reveal all! Hm?

The Coconut will reveal all! Hm? No glowing?

Hm? No glowing? No humming?

No glowing? No humming? No nothing?

No humming? No nothing? >> Maybe it's not plugged in.

No nothing? >> Maybe it's not plugged in. >> Uh, maybe it's, uh...

>> Maybe it's not plugged in. >> Uh, maybe it's, uh... just a big old coconut, sir.

>> This is not the Crystal Coconut? (Laughing)

Coconut? (Laughing) >> You thought--

(Laughing) >> You thought-- (Laughing)

>> You thought-- (Laughing) >> I should've known better!

(Laughing) >> I should've known better! You two leather lunk-heads

>> I should've known better! You two leather lunk-heads couldn't mastermind your way out

You two leather lunk-heads couldn't mastermind your way out of bed, let alone figure out a

couldn't mastermind your way out of bed, let alone figure out a way to steal the Crystal Coconut

of bed, let alone figure out a way to steal the Crystal Coconut on your own.

way to steal the Crystal Coconut on your own. Klump, this is your doing!

on your own. Klump, this is your doing! >> Uh, permission to ask why,

Klump, this is your doing! >> Uh, permission to ask why, sir?

>> Uh, permission to ask why, sir? >> Because you're so dense, you

sir? >> Because you're so dense, you can't tell one coconut from

>> Because you're so dense, you can't tell one coconut from another.

can't tell one coconut from another. >> But-- but-- you were fooled

another. >> But-- but-- you were fooled too, your easily confused-ness.

>> But-- but-- you were fooled too, your easily confused-ness. >> Fooled?

too, your easily confused-ness. >> Fooled? I'm never fooled.

>> Fooled? I'm never fooled. Besides, that's got nothing to

I'm never fooled. Besides, that's got nothing to do with it.

Besides, that's got nothing to do with it. Wait a minute.

do with it. Wait a minute. If I, King K. Rool, the

Wait a minute. If I, King K. Rool, the smartest, craftiest creature on

If I, King K. Rool, the smartest, craftiest creature on Kongo Bongo, was, um, shall we

smartest, craftiest creature on Kongo Bongo, was, um, shall we say, misled by this Crystal

Kongo Bongo, was, um, shall we say, misled by this Crystal Coconut wannabe, who else would

say, misled by this Crystal Coconut wannabe, who else would be?

Coconut wannabe, who else would be? >> You can count on Krusha and

be? >> You can count on Krusha and me, sir.

>> You can count on Krusha and me, sir. >> Fooling you two is not

me, sir. >> Fooling you two is not exactly a world class challenge.

>> Fooling you two is not exactly a world class challenge. I wonder what those airheaded

exactly a world class challenge. I wonder what those airheaded apes would make of this

I wonder what those airheaded apes would make of this reasonable facsimile.

Yes...

>> You don't realize just how lucky you are to have me as your soccer coach.

lucky you are to have me as your soccer coach. At the first Apes-Lizards soccer

soccer coach. At the first Apes-Lizards soccer game, I coached Eddie the Yeti

At the first Apes-Lizards soccer game, I coached Eddie the Yeti and Bluster and came up with a

game, I coached Eddie the Yeti and Bluster and came up with a play that won the game.

and Bluster and came up with a play that won the game. It's complicated, but it's a

play that won the game. It's complicated, but it's a doozy.

It's complicated, but it's a doozy. (Grumbling)

doozy. (Grumbling) Can't you sit still for half a

(Grumbling) Can't you sit still for half a second without jumping and

Can't you sit still for half a second without jumping and jittering all over the place?

second without jumping and jittering all over the place? >> Sorry, but you have to admit,

jittering all over the place? >> Sorry, but you have to admit, it is kind of boring.

>> Sorry, but you have to admit, it is kind of boring. >> Boring?

it is kind of boring. >> Boring? You call this boring?

>> Boring? You call this boring? This is--

You call this boring? This is-- This is--

This is-- This is-- I have no idea what this is.

This is-- I have no idea what this is. Ooh!

I have no idea what this is. Ooh! You two numbskulls made me

Ooh! You two numbskulls made me forget the winning play, with

You two numbskulls made me forget the winning play, with all your fooling around!

forget the winning play, with all your fooling around! I'll go see if Bluster remembers

all your fooling around! I'll go see if Bluster remembers the play.

I'll go see if Bluster remembers the play. He was a student of the game,

the play. He was a student of the game, not like some monkeys I could

He was a student of the game, not like some monkeys I could mention.

>> Cranky is out of the way. Let's initiate Operation Switcheroo.

Let's initiate Operation Switcheroo. (Machinery running loudly)

Switcheroo. (Machinery running loudly) >> I said, "Do you remember

(Machinery running loudly) >> I said, "Do you remember winning play?"

>> I said, "Do you remember winning play?" >> What on Earth are you talking

winning play?" >> What on Earth are you talking about?

>> What on Earth are you talking about? What windy day?

about? What windy day? >> Winning play!

What windy day? >> Winning play! >> Pay?

>> Winning play! >> Pay? Surely you don't expect any pay

>> Pay? Surely you don't expect any pay without actually working.

Surely you don't expect any pay without actually working. Only my job allows for that.

without actually working. Only my job allows for that. (Machinery stops)

Only my job allows for that. (Machinery stops) >> Soccer!

(Machinery stops) >> Soccer! >> Sock her?

>> Soccer! >> Sock her? Cranky, whatever are you talking

>> Sock her? Cranky, whatever are you talking about?

Cranky, whatever are you talking about? I would never strike an

about? I would never strike an employee.

I would never strike an employee. They could sue me.

employee. They could sue me. And besides, I would never harm

They could sue me. And besides, I would never harm a hair on Candy's head.

And besides, I would never harm a hair on Candy's head. >> Ew!

a hair on Candy's head. >> Ew! >> Too bad the feeling ain't

>> Ew! >> Too bad the feeling ain't mutual.

>> Too bad the feeling ain't mutual. Never mind.

mutual. Never mind. I'll figure out the play myself.

>> Ready? >> Hey, monkeys! >> I thought I smelled swamp

>> Hey, monkeys! >> I thought I smelled swamp gas.

>> I thought I smelled swamp gas. >> Look what I got.

gas. >> Look what I got. >> Am I crazy, or is that the

>> Look what I got. >> Am I crazy, or is that the Crystal Coconut?

>> Am I crazy, or is that the Crystal Coconut? >> That a two part question, and

Crystal Coconut? >> That a two part question, and affirmative on both parts.

>> That a two part question, and affirmative on both parts. >> Got it, Diddy.

affirmative on both parts. >> Got it, Diddy. Open her up, little buddy.

>> Got it, Diddy. Open her up, little buddy. >> I don't know how those crocs

Open her up, little buddy. >> I don't know how those crocs got their slimy claws on the

>> I don't know how those crocs got their slimy claws on the Crystal Coconut, but--

got their slimy claws on the Crystal Coconut, but-- >> Leaping lollipops!

Crystal Coconut, but-- >> Leaping lollipops! The Coconut's already here!

>> Leaping lollipops! The Coconut's already here! >> Hey, what's going on?

The Coconut's already here! >> Hey, what's going on? >> I don't get it!

>> Hey, what's going on? >> I don't get it! (Laughing)

>> I don't get it! (Laughing) Hey!

(Laughing) Hey! >> Thanks, appreciate it!

Hey! >> Thanks, appreciate it! >> Gimme' that coconut!

>> Thanks, appreciate it! >> Gimme' that coconut! >> I got it, I got it!

>> Gimme' that coconut! >> I got it, I got it! I don't got it.

>> I got it, I got it! I don't got it. >> I got it!

I don't got it. >> I got it! >> I got it!

>> I got it! >> I got it! >> BOTH: Oof!

>> I got it! >> BOTH: Oof! >> Grab the Coconut, you twit!

>> BOTH: Oof! >> Grab the Coconut, you twit! >> BOTH: Okay.

>> Grab the Coconut, you twit! >> BOTH: Okay. >> Not you.

>> BOTH: Okay. >> Not you. I meant my twit.

>> Not you. I meant my twit. >> BOTH: I got it!

I meant my twit. >> BOTH: I got it! >> Have a nice trip!

>> BOTH: I got it! >> Have a nice trip! >> I got it!

>> Have a nice trip! >> I got it! >> I-- Ooh!

>> I got it! >> I-- Ooh! I got one.

>> I-- Ooh! I got one. And I got one.

I got one. And I got one. Hey...

And I got one. Hey... >> Oh, no!

Hey... >> Oh, no! We're back where we started!

>> We've got it, Krusha. >> That would mean I don't, which means I'll take that,

>> That would mean I don't, which means I'll take that, and you can have this.

which means I'll take that, and you can have this. >> I remembered the winning

and you can have this. >> I remembered the winning play!

>> I remembered the winning play! (Laughing)

play! (Laughing) >> Thanks for nothing!

(Laughing) >> Thanks for nothing! You made me forget whatever it

>> Thanks for nothing! You made me forget whatever it was I remembered!

You made me forget whatever it was I remembered! What's the matter with you,

was I remembered! What's the matter with you, Donkey Kong?

What's the matter with you, Donkey Kong? Why'd you let those two ignorant

Donkey Kong? Why'd you let those two ignorant iguanas in here?

Why'd you let those two ignorant iguanas in here? >> You should be thanking me,

iguanas in here? >> You should be thanking me, not hollering at me.

>> You should be thanking me, not hollering at me. >> That's right!

not hollering at me. >> That's right! DK, my best buddy and future

>> That's right! DK, my best buddy and future ruler of Kongo Bongo, just

DK, my best buddy and future ruler of Kongo Bongo, just recued the Crystal Coconut.

ruler of Kongo Bongo, just recued the Crystal Coconut. >> Yet again.

recued the Crystal Coconut. >> Yet again. >> He just made me forget my

>> Yet again. >> He just made me forget my winning soccer play all over

>> He just made me forget my winning soccer play all over again is what he did.

winning soccer play all over again is what he did. >> Hey, maybe the Crystal

again is what he did. >> Hey, maybe the Crystal Coconut can help you remember.

>> Hey, maybe the Crystal Coconut can help you remember. >> You know, that's the first

Coconut can help you remember. >> You know, that's the first intelligent thing you've said in

>> You know, that's the first intelligent thing you've said in ages.

intelligent thing you've said in ages. >> DK: Thank you.

>> K. ROOL: Looks like the Crystal Coconut. Smells like the Crystal Coconut.

Feels like the Crystal Coconut. ¶ Could it be? ¶ ¶ I have what I've wanted ¶

¶ Could it be? ¶ ¶ I have what I've wanted ¶ ¶ Just a minute ¶

¶ I have what I've wanted ¶ ¶ Just a minute ¶ ¶ I want to savour this moment ¶

¶ Just a minute ¶ ¶ I want to savour this moment ¶ ¶ The power that I now possess ¶

¶ I want to savour this moment ¶ ¶ The power that I now possess ¶ ¶ Suits me well ¶

¶ The power that I now possess ¶ ¶ Suits me well ¶ ¶ I must confess ¶

¶ Suits me well ¶ ¶ I must confess ¶ ¶ It's good to be

¶ I must confess ¶ ¶ It's good to be a glorious me ¶

¶ Do you know what this will mean to me? ¶ ¶ I'm the power over

will mean to me? ¶ ¶ I'm the power over all that I see ¶

¶ Kneel before me as I reign supreme ¶

¶ Do you know what this means? ¶

>> What don't you just rip my heart out? ¶ Do you know what this means? ¶

¶ The Crystal Coconut in the hands of that fiend ¶

¶ Our future's in doubt ¶ ¶ You dimwitted lout! ¶

This is the worst thing that could ever have happened!

This could cost us everything! We're doomed! You boneheaded baboon!

We're doomed! You boneheaded baboon! Now go!

You boneheaded baboon! Now go! Go out and get the coconut back!

Now go! Go out and get the coconut back! And don't come back until you

Go out and get the coconut back! And don't come back until you get it!

>> No problem! We'll get the real one back from K. Rool.

We'll get the real one back from K. Rool. >> We can be there in no time.

K. Rool. >> We can be there in no time. We can be there less than no

>> We can be there in no time. We can be there less than no time.

We can be there less than no time. If speed's what you want, then

time. If speed's what you want, then speed's what you'll get!

If speed's what you want, then speed's what you'll get! Fast is the slowest we go!

speed's what you'll get! Fast is the slowest we go! >> Will you shut your pie-hole

Fast is the slowest we go! >> Will you shut your pie-hole and get going already?

>> Will you shut your pie-hole and get going already? And get this worthless piece of

and get going already? And get this worthless piece of junk out of my sight!

And get this worthless piece of junk out of my sight! >> Banana slamma!

junk out of my sight! >> Banana slamma! >> Woo-hoo!

>> Banana slamma! >> Woo-hoo! I've gotta admit, your big foot

>> Woo-hoo! I've gotta admit, your big foot kick is coming along nicely.

Hey, DK, you're getting good! Pass it over here! >> You're the man!

Pass it over here! >> You're the man! Look at those little feet go!

>> You're the man! Look at those little feet go! That's our secret weapon.

Look at those little feet go! That's our secret weapon. With my big feet, and your

That's our secret weapon. With my big feet, and your little ones, we can win any

With my big feet, and your little ones, we can win any soccer game.

little ones, we can win any soccer game. >> Big feet for a kick, little

soccer game. >> Big feet for a kick, little feet for a pass!

>> Big feet for a kick, little feet for a pass! Wait a minute!

feet for a pass! Wait a minute! Wait a minute!

Wait a minute! Wait a minute! >> I'm waiting!

Wait a minute! >> I'm waiting! I'm waiting!

>> I'm waiting! I'm waiting! >> We can use the same moves to

I'm waiting! >> We can use the same moves to get the Crystal Coconut back!

>> We can use the same moves to get the Crystal Coconut back! Come on, I've got an idea!

get the Crystal Coconut back! Come on, I've got an idea! Oh, this is gonna be so great!

>> Krusha... Wanna come out and play soccer? >> DK: Oh, Krusha, wanna play?

>> Can I got out to play?

(Mumbling) >> Yeah, as long as it's in traffic.

>> Yeah, as long as it's in traffic. >> Don't forget to bring your

traffic. >> Don't forget to bring your own ball!

>> Don't forget to bring your own ball! >> Where's my ball?

Oh, there it is.

Is this the one you meant? >> Good boy, Krusha! >> Let's get down to some

>> Good boy, Krusha! >> Let's get down to some serious fun.

>> Let's get down to some serious fun. Krusha, you start.

serious fun. Krusha, you start. Let's get that ball in play.

>> Hey, that's my move! >> Try it again, Krusha! Pass it over here!

>> Try it again, Krusha! Pass it over here! Come on, put some foot into it!

Pass it over here! Come on, put some foot into it! >> DK: You can do it

Come on, put some foot into it! >> DK: You can do it >> Ow!

>> Huh? What?

>> Close enough. Heads up, Diddy!

>> I did it! I mean, I got it! I mean, here, Krusha!

I mean, I got it! I mean, here, Krusha! >> You pulled a switch!

I mean, here, Krusha! >> You pulled a switch! I saw that!

>> You pulled a switch! I saw that! >> That wasn't supposed to

I saw that! >> That wasn't supposed to happen!

>> That wasn't supposed to happen! >> Whoa!

happen! >> Whoa! >> Diddy, over here!

>> Whoa! >> Diddy, over here! >> Nobody's playing with me!

I did it! >> What? >> Oh, you did it all right.

>> What? >> Oh, you did it all right. You just passed him the Crystal

>> Oh, you did it all right. You just passed him the Crystal Coconut.

You just passed him the Crystal Coconut. >> Passing's good, right?

Coconut. >> Passing's good, right? >> Wait a sec!

>> Passing's good, right? >> Wait a sec! I thought Diddy gave me the real

>> Wait a sec! I thought Diddy gave me the real Crystal Coconut!

I thought Diddy gave me the real Crystal Coconut! Uh-oh!

Crystal Coconut! Uh-oh! Hey, Diddy, we have the wrong

Uh-oh! Hey, Diddy, we have the wrong one.

Hey, Diddy, we have the wrong one. Take this one!

one. Take this one! (Laughing)

Take this one! (Laughing) (Fighting sounds)

(Laughing) (Fighting sounds) >> I got it!

(Fighting sounds) >> I got it! >> Are you sure this is the real

>> I got it! >> Are you sure this is the real one?

>> Are you sure this is the real one? >> I don't know, looks real to

one? >> I don't know, looks real to me...

>> I don't know, looks real to me... Sort of.

me... Sort of. >> You don't know?

Sort of. >> You don't know? DK, we can't have the wrong one.

>> You don't know? DK, we can't have the wrong one. We have to have the right one.

DK, we can't have the wrong one. We have to have the right one. Tell me we don't have the wrong

We have to have the right one. Tell me we don't have the wrong one.

Tell me we don't have the wrong one. >> I think we have the wrong

one. >> I think we have the wrong one.

>> I think we have the wrong one. >> What?

one. >> What? >> Stay calm, we can't let them

>> What? >> Stay calm, we can't let them know.

>> Stay calm, we can't let them know. I've got an idea.

know. I've got an idea. >> I give up, this is the real

I've got an idea. >> I give up, this is the real Crystal Coconut.

>> I give up, this is the real Crystal Coconut. You win.

Crystal Coconut. You win. >> I thought you'd see it my

You win. >> I thought you'd see it my way.

>> I thought you'd see it my way. Here, chew on this.

way. Here, chew on this. (Laughing)

Here, chew on this. (Laughing) >> The old switcheroo!

(Laughing) >> The old switcheroo! Let's get out of here.

>> DK: Well, congratulate us Cranky. Here she is, safe and sound.

Cranky. Here she is, safe and sound. >> Cranky?

Here she is, safe and sound. >> Cranky? Yoo-hoo, Cranky, where are

>> Cranky? Yoo-hoo, Cranky, where are you?

Yoo-hoo, Cranky, where are you? >> Look, the Crystal Coconut is

you? >> Look, the Crystal Coconut is back!

>> Look, the Crystal Coconut is back! Kongo Bongo is safe, and if that

back! Kongo Bongo is safe, and if that doesn't call for a banana, I

Kongo Bongo is safe, and if that doesn't call for a banana, I don't know what does.

doesn't call for a banana, I don't know what does. >> DK, over here.

don't know what does. >> DK, over here. Check this out.

>> DK, over here. Check this out. Cranky left us a note.

Check this out. Cranky left us a note. >> Hm, I wonder why Cranky

Cranky left us a note. >> Hm, I wonder why Cranky didn't send his hologram.

>> Hm, I wonder why Cranky didn't send his hologram. "I didn't send my hologram,

didn't send his hologram. "I didn't send my hologram, because you two chuckle-heads

"I didn't send my hologram, because you two chuckle-heads lost my Crystal Coconut."

because you two chuckle-heads lost my Crystal Coconut." >> "I've gone to the White

lost my Crystal Coconut." >> "I've gone to the White Mountains to ask Eddie the Yeti

>> "I've gone to the White Mountains to ask Eddie the Yeti about the winning soccer play.

Mountains to ask Eddie the Yeti about the winning soccer play. If, by any miracle, you've

about the winning soccer play. If, by any miracle, you've retrieved the Crystal Coconut,

If, by any miracle, you've retrieved the Crystal Coconut, bring it here to me."

retrieved the Crystal Coconut, bring it here to me." >> Gee, I wonder why he wants us

bring it here to me." >> Gee, I wonder why he wants us to do that.

>> Gee, I wonder why he wants us to do that. >> "Stop asking questions and

to do that. >> "Stop asking questions and just do it, you numbskull!"

>> "Stop asking questions and just do it, you numbskull!" Sorry, it's what's written here.

just do it, you numbskull!" Sorry, it's what's written here. >> That's okay, little buddy.

Sorry, it's what's written here. >> That's okay, little buddy. Come on, Coconut, it's time to

>> That's okay, little buddy. Come on, Coconut, it's time to chill out.

Come on, Coconut, it's time to chill out. To the White Mountains!

>> So, Eddie, do you remember when I taught you that great play for the Soccer Game.

when I taught you that great play for the Soccer Game. >> Who you?

play for the Soccer Game. >> Who you? >> Me?

>> Who you? >> Me? I'm Cranky!

>> Me? I'm Cranky! Cranky, your coach!

I'm Cranky! Cranky, your coach! >> Ah, Cranky!

Cranky, your coach! >> Ah, Cranky! I remember!

>> Ah, Cranky! I remember! >> Good.

I remember! >> Good. So you remember when I taught

>> Good. So you remember when I taught you and Bluster--

So you remember when I taught you and Bluster-- >> Who Bluster?

you and Bluster-- >> Who Bluster? >> The rich obnoxious ape with a

>> Who Bluster? >> The rich obnoxious ape with a moustache and a mumsy.

>> The rich obnoxious ape with a moustache and a mumsy. >> I remember!

moustache and a mumsy. >> I remember! >> So that play I taught you...

>> I remember! >> So that play I taught you... Do you remember?

>> So that play I taught you... Do you remember? (Giggling)

Do you remember? (Giggling) Who am I kidding?

(Giggling) Who am I kidding? >> Old switcheroo!

Who am I kidding? >> Old switcheroo! >> That's it!

>> Old switcheroo! >> That's it! The old switcheroo!

>> That's it! The old switcheroo! You remembered!

The old switcheroo! You remembered! >> No remember.

You remembered! >> No remember. Keep diary!

>> No remember. Keep diary! (Laughing)

(Snoring)

>> You're all mine... Oh, I could kiss you...

What are you doing here? >> Just guarding your prize, your slobbery smoochi-ness.

>> Just guarding your prize, your slobbery smoochi-ness. >> It wasn't a dream!

your slobbery smoochi-ness. >> It wasn't a dream! You're really mine!

>> It wasn't a dream! You're really mine! All mine!

You're really mine! All mine! I love you...

All mine! I love you... And I know you love me.

I love you... And I know you love me. So as a token of your affection,

And I know you love me. So as a token of your affection, why don't you just grant me a

So as a token of your affection, why don't you just grant me a small request?

why don't you just grant me a small request? I said, "Grant me a request!"

Nothing? No glowing? No humming?

No glowing? No humming? No magic?

No humming? No magic? Nothing?

No magic? Nothing? How dare you defy K. Rool, your

Nothing? How dare you defy K. Rool, your lord and master!

How dare you defy K. Rool, your lord and master! Klump!

lord and master! Klump! What do you know about this?

Klump! What do you know about this? >> Whoops.

What do you know about this? >> Whoops. >> "Whoops"?

>> Whoops. >> "Whoops"? What kind of explanation is

>> "Whoops"? What kind of explanation is "whoops"?

What kind of explanation is "whoops"? >> Well, not a very good one,

"whoops"? >> Well, not a very good one, your king-of-the-castle-ness.

>> Well, not a very good one, your king-of-the-castle-ness. >> This is not my Crystal

your king-of-the-castle-ness. >> This is not my Crystal Coconut!

>> This is not my Crystal Coconut! >> Uh, well, that would be

Coconut! >> Uh, well, that would be correct, sir.

>> Uh, well, that would be correct, sir. However, confidence is high that

correct, sir. However, confidence is high that we can relocate said coconut,

However, confidence is high that we can relocate said coconut, and, um, reassign it to you,

we can relocate said coconut, and, um, reassign it to you, sir...

and, um, reassign it to you, sir... >> Where is my coconut?

sir... >> Where is my coconut? >> The apes have it, sir.

>> Where is my coconut? >> The apes have it, sir. >> You everglades escapees...

>> The apes have it, sir. >> You everglades escapees... You cretinous crustaceans!

If you want anything done right around here, you've got to see to it yourself.

around here, you've got to see to it yourself. I will switch the coconuts

to it yourself. I will switch the coconuts myself, and you will observe.

I will switch the coconuts myself, and you will observe. Now, let's go!

myself, and you will observe. Now, let's go! Move it!

Now, let's go! Move it! >> Let's go!

Move it! >> Let's go! Move it!

>> Let's go! Move it! >> Uh, huh?

>> Why are we going through the mountains, your cold-blooded-ness?

mountains, your cold-blooded-ness? >> Those banana brain baboons

cold-blooded-ness? >> Those banana brain baboons won't expect to see us advancing

>> Those banana brain baboons won't expect to see us advancing from the mountains.

won't expect to see us advancing from the mountains. Now, quick!

from the mountains. Now, quick! My footsies are getting cold.

Now, quick! My footsies are getting cold. >> DK, slow down!

My footsies are getting cold. >> DK, slow down! There's no one chasing us!

>> DK, slow down! There's no one chasing us! >> And I want to keep it that

There's no one chasing us! >> And I want to keep it that way!

>> And I want to keep it that way! (All shouting)

>> Get him!

¶ Looky here, looky here ¶ ¶ Look what I've got ¶ ¶ Don't think I won't let ¶

¶ Look what I've got ¶ ¶ Don't think I won't let ¶ ¶ little Diddy drop ¶

¶ Don't think I won't let ¶ ¶ little Diddy drop ¶ ¶ Hold it now, hold it now ¶

¶ little Diddy drop ¶ ¶ Hold it now, hold it now ¶ ¶ Hold it, hold it right there ¶

¶ Hold it now, hold it now ¶ ¶ Hold it, hold it right there ¶ ¶ You wouldn't drop ¶

¶ Hold it, hold it right there ¶ ¶ You wouldn't drop ¶ ¶ Couldn't drop ¶

¶ You wouldn't drop ¶ ¶ Couldn't drop ¶ ¶ You wouldn't dare ¶

¶ Couldn't drop ¶ ¶ You wouldn't dare ¶ ¶ I'm a reasonable raving

¶ You wouldn't dare ¶ ¶ I'm a reasonable raving derange-able despot ¶

¶ I'm a reasonable raving derange-able despot ¶ ¶ I'll tell you what ¶

derange-able despot ¶ ¶ I'll tell you what ¶ ¶ We'll trade like

¶ I'll tell you what ¶ ¶ We'll trade like a stock exchange ¶

¶ We'll trade like a stock exchange ¶ ¶ Wheel and deal ¶

a stock exchange ¶ ¶ Wheel and deal ¶ ¶ How's that feel? ¶

¶ Wheel and deal ¶ ¶ How's that feel? ¶ ¶ It's a steal ¶

¶ How's that feel? ¶ ¶ It's a steal ¶ ¶ Diddy for the coconut ¶

¶ It's a steal ¶ ¶ Diddy for the coconut ¶ ¶ The coconut for Diddy ¶

¶ Diddy for the coconut ¶ ¶ The coconut for Diddy ¶ ¶ Don't do it, don't do it ¶

¶ The coconut for Diddy ¶ ¶ Don't do it, don't do it ¶ ¶ He's bluffing I hope ¶

¶ Don't do it, don't do it ¶ ¶ He's bluffing I hope ¶ ¶ I guarantee, as you see ¶

¶ He's bluffing I hope ¶ ¶ I guarantee, as you see ¶ ¶ There's no pity for Diddy ¶

¶ I guarantee, as you see ¶ ¶ There's no pity for Diddy ¶ ¶ No bluffin', no bluffin' ¶

¶ There's no pity for Diddy ¶ ¶ No bluffin', no bluffin' ¶ ¶ No bluffin', no bluffin' ¶

¶ No bluffin', no bluffin' ¶ ¶ No bluffin', no bluffin' ¶ ¶ Wait a sec, what the heck ¶

¶ No bluffin', no bluffin' ¶ ¶ Wait a sec, what the heck ¶ ¶ Let us make a trade ¶

¶ Wait a sec, what the heck ¶ ¶ Let us make a trade ¶ ¶ Give me my little buddy and

¶ Let us make a trade ¶ ¶ Give me my little buddy and we'll stop this escapade ¶

¶ Give me my little buddy and we'll stop this escapade ¶ ¶ Diddy for the coconut ¶

we'll stop this escapade ¶ ¶ Diddy for the coconut ¶ ¶ The coconut for Diddy ¶

¶ Diddy for the coconut ¶ ¶ The coconut for Diddy ¶ ¶ I'm going to count to ten

¶ The coconut for Diddy ¶ ¶ I'm going to count to ten and it's up to you then ¶

¶ I'm going to count to ten and it's up to you then ¶ ¶ One ¶

and it's up to you then ¶ ¶ One ¶ ¶ One, one ¶

¶ One ¶ ¶ One, one ¶ ¶ This is fun ¶

¶ One, one ¶ ¶ This is fun ¶ ¶ DK beware ¶

¶ This is fun ¶ ¶ DK beware ¶ ¶ Take care, it's a snare ¶

¶ DK beware ¶ ¶ Take care, it's a snare ¶ ¶ He's just guffin' ¶

¶ Take care, it's a snare ¶ ¶ He's just guffin' ¶ ¶ He be bluffin' ¶

¶ He's just guffin' ¶ ¶ He be bluffin' ¶ ¶ It's K. Rool who'll

¶ He be bluffin' ¶ ¶ It's K. Rool who'll stop at nothing ¶

¶ It's K. Rool who'll stop at nothing ¶ ¶ Two, and you, it's a cue ¶

stop at nothing ¶ ¶ Two, and you, it's a cue ¶ ¶ What you gonna do? ¶

¶ Two, and you, it's a cue ¶ ¶ What you gonna do? ¶ ¶ Gotta think what to do ¶

¶ What you gonna do? ¶ ¶ Gotta think what to do ¶ ¶ Or my little buddy's through ¶

¶ Gotta think what to do ¶ ¶ Or my little buddy's through ¶ ¶ Give up the coconut

¶ Or my little buddy's through ¶ ¶ Give up the coconut or else he's gonna drop you ¶

¶ Give up the coconut or else he's gonna drop you ¶ ¶ How touching, I may cry ¶

or else he's gonna drop you ¶ ¶ How touching, I may cry ¶ ¶ Don't you see? ¶

¶ How touching, I may cry ¶ ¶ Don't you see? ¶ ¶ Do I hear three? ¶

¶ Don't you see? ¶ ¶ Do I hear three? ¶ ¶ Three, three ¶

¶ Do I hear three? ¶ ¶ Three, three ¶ ¶ Let him drop him

¶ Three, three ¶ ¶ Let him drop him then we'll see ¶

¶ Let him drop him then we'll see ¶ ¶ Three, three ¶

then we'll see ¶ ¶ Three, three ¶ ¶ Make him Diddy fricassee ¶

¶ Three, three ¶ ¶ Make him Diddy fricassee ¶ ¶ Hey big buddy ¶

¶ Make him Diddy fricassee ¶ ¶ Hey big buddy ¶ ¶ Did you see, did you see? ¶

¶ Hey big buddy ¶ ¶ Did you see, did you see? ¶ ¶ You can save the coconut ¶

¶ Did you see, did you see? ¶ ¶ You can save the coconut ¶ ¶ The coconut can save me ¶

¶ You can save the coconut ¶ ¶ The coconut can save me ¶ ¶ Four ¶

¶ The coconut can save me ¶ ¶ Four ¶ ¶ Wait, there's more ¶

¶ Four ¶ ¶ Wait, there's more ¶ ¶ Got a plan, got a trick ¶

¶ Wait, there's more ¶ ¶ Got a plan, got a trick ¶ ¶ You can use your big foot ¶

¶ Got a plan, got a trick ¶ ¶ You can use your big foot ¶ ¶ Hit 'em with the

¶ You can use your big foot ¶ ¶ Hit 'em with the big foot kick ¶

¶ Hit 'em with the big foot kick ¶ ¶ What? ¶

big foot kick ¶ ¶ What? ¶ ¶ Five ¶

¶ What? ¶ ¶ Five ¶ ¶ That's no jive ¶

¶ Five ¶ ¶ That's no jive ¶ ¶ Take a dive ¶

¶ That's no jive ¶ ¶ Take a dive ¶ ¶ Six and seven ¶

¶ Take a dive ¶ ¶ Six and seven ¶ ¶ Time to learn a lesson ¶

¶ Six and seven ¶ ¶ Time to learn a lesson ¶ ¶ Come on, big buddy ¶

¶ Time to learn a lesson ¶ ¶ Come on, big buddy ¶ ¶ Use your big foot kick ¶

¶ Come on, big buddy ¶ ¶ Use your big foot kick ¶ ¶ I get it, I get it ¶

¶ Use your big foot kick ¶ ¶ I get it, I get it ¶ ¶ Little buddy that's slick ¶

¶ I get it, I get it ¶ ¶ Little buddy that's slick ¶ ¶ But I got two coconuts

¶ Little buddy that's slick ¶ ¶ But I got two coconuts so which one do I pick? ¶

¶ But I got two coconuts so which one do I pick? ¶ ¶ Eight ¶

so which one do I pick? ¶ ¶ Eight ¶ ¶ Wait, I have to concentrate ¶

¶ Eight ¶ ¶ Wait, I have to concentrate ¶ ¶ Nine ¶

¶ Wait, I have to concentrate ¶ ¶ Nine ¶ ¶ Can't decide, do or die ¶

¶ Nine ¶ ¶ Can't decide, do or die ¶ ¶ Running out of time ¶

¶ Can't decide, do or die ¶ ¶ Running out of time ¶ ¶ Ten ¶

¶ Running out of time ¶ ¶ Ten ¶ ¶ Time to end this drama ¶

¶ Ten ¶ ¶ Time to end this drama ¶ ¶ Here goes nothing ¶

¶ Time to end this drama ¶ ¶ Here goes nothing ¶ ¶ Banana slamma! ¶

¶ Here goes nothing ¶ ¶ Banana slamma! ¶ (Diddy yelling)

¶ Banana slamma! ¶ (Diddy yelling) >> K. ROOL: He broke my coconut!

(Diddy yelling) >> K. ROOL: He broke my coconut! >> Uh-oh...

>> K. ROOL: He broke my coconut! >> Uh-oh... (Yelling)

>> Uh-oh... (Yelling) >> KLUMP: Get me out of here!

(Yelling) >> KLUMP: Get me out of here! >> Diddy!

>> KLUMP: Get me out of here! >> Diddy! Diddy, Diddy, please be there!

>> Diddy! Diddy, Diddy, please be there! Please be there!

Diddy, Diddy, please be there! Please be there! >> Nice kick, big buddy!

Please be there! >> Nice kick, big buddy! (Chuckling)

>> Nice kick, big buddy! (Chuckling) >> Did you think so?

(Chuckling) >> Did you think so? I was worried that I didn't get

>> Did you think so? I was worried that I didn't get enough leg in it, but then I--

I was worried that I didn't get enough leg in it, but then I-- >> Uh, DK, maybe you could

enough leg in it, but then I-- >> Uh, DK, maybe you could rescue me and then we'll do the

>> Uh, DK, maybe you could rescue me and then we'll do the colour commentary?

rescue me and then we'll do the colour commentary? >> Oh, sorry, little buddy!

colour commentary? >> Oh, sorry, little buddy! My best little buddy.

>> Oh, sorry, little buddy! My best little buddy. You're all right.

My best little buddy. You're all right. >> I'm fine.

You're all right. >> I'm fine. No sweat.

>> I'm fine. No sweat. I wasn't worried for a second.

No sweat. I wasn't worried for a second. Hey, look!

I wasn't worried for a second. Hey, look! >> Huh?

Hey, look! >> Huh? I wonder if it's the real

>> Huh? I wonder if it's the real Crystal Coconut or the fake?

I wonder if it's the real Crystal Coconut or the fake? >> You mean you didn't know

Crystal Coconut or the fake? >> You mean you didn't know which Coconut you were kicking?

>> You mean you didn't know which Coconut you were kicking? >> I had no idea.

which Coconut you were kicking? >> I had no idea. All I knew was I had to save

>> I had no idea. All I knew was I had to save you.

All I knew was I had to save you. >> Wow!

you. >> Wow! You'd risk giving the Crystal

>> Wow! You'd risk giving the Crystal Coconut to the enemy just for

You'd risk giving the Crystal Coconut to the enemy just for me?

Coconut to the enemy just for me? >> Well, you are my best buddy.

me? >> Well, you are my best buddy. >> What if this isn't the

>> Well, you are my best buddy. >> What if this isn't the real Crystal Coconut?

>> What if this isn't the real Crystal Coconut? >> Then, as my best buddy,

real Crystal Coconut? >> Then, as my best buddy, you'll just have to hide me from

>> Then, as my best buddy, you'll just have to hide me from Cranky for the rest of my life.

you'll just have to hide me from Cranky for the rest of my life. Time to find out.

(Gasping) >> It's the Crystal Coconut! You did it, DK!

>> It's the Crystal Coconut! You did it, DK! You did it!

You did it, DK! You did it! (Laughing)

You did it! (Laughing) >> I guess it was just cold!

(Laughing) >> I guess it was just cold! >> Look, here comes Cranky!

>> I guess it was just cold! >> Look, here comes Cranky! >> We did it, Cranky!

>> Look, here comes Cranky! >> We did it, Cranky! We saved the Crystal Coconut!

>> We did it, Cranky! We saved the Crystal Coconut! >> I can see that, you big ape.

We saved the Crystal Coconut! >> I can see that, you big ape. You think just because I'm old,

>> I can see that, you big ape. You think just because I'm old, I can't see?

You think just because I'm old, I can't see? >> So I guess you saw the part

I can't see? >> So I guess you saw the part where DK almost kicked away the

>> So I guess you saw the part where DK almost kicked away the wrong coconut, giving it right

where DK almost kicked away the wrong coconut, giving it right to--

wrong coconut, giving it right to-- >> Ahem.

to-- >> Ahem. >> Huh, you what?

>> Ahem. >> Huh, you what? >> Never mind.

>> Huh, you what? >> Never mind. So, did you remember your famous

>> Never mind. So, did you remember your famous soccer play?

So, did you remember your famous soccer play? >> Sure did.

soccer play? >> Sure did. The play was called "the big

>> Sure did. The play was called "the big switcheroo!"

The play was called "the big switcheroo!" Get this, we hide a fake soccer

switcheroo!" Get this, we hide a fake soccer ball on the sidelines that's an

Get this, we hide a fake soccer ball on the sidelines that's an exact lookalike to the one in

ball on the sidelines that's an exact lookalike to the one in play, and then, when nobody's

exact lookalike to the one in play, and then, when nobody's looking, we do--

play, and then, when nobody's looking, we do-- >> BOTH: The big switcheroo.

looking, we do-- >> BOTH: The big switcheroo. Been there, done that.

>> BOTH: The big switcheroo. Been there, done that. >> Have I told you this play

Been there, done that. >> Have I told you this play before?

>> Have I told you this play before? (Sneezing)

before? (Sneezing) >> K. ROOL: Oh, if I get

(Sneezing) >> K. ROOL: Oh, if I get pneumonia, I'm going to boil you

>> K. ROOL: Oh, if I get pneumonia, I'm going to boil you two into soup.

pneumonia, I'm going to boil you two into soup. (Sneezing)

two into soup. (Sneezing) >> KLUMP: Gesundheit.

(Sneezing) >> KLUMP: Gesundheit. >> KRUSHA: Your

>> KLUMP: Gesundheit. >> KRUSHA: Your cold-blooded-ness.

¶