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¶ ¶ Ooh ¶ ¶ Ah ¶

¶ Ooh ¶ ¶ Ah ¶ ¶ Ooh-ah ¶

¶ Ah ¶ ¶ Ooh-ah ¶ ¶ Donkey Kong ¶

¶ Ooh-ah ¶ ¶ Donkey Kong ¶ ¶ Hey-oh ¶

¶ Donkey Kong ¶ ¶ Hey-oh ¶ ¶ Look out down below ¶

¶ Hey-oh ¶ ¶ Look out down below ¶ ¶ Here he comes ¶

¶ Look out down below ¶ ¶ Here he comes ¶ ¶ Banana slamma ¶

¶ ¶ Donkey Kong ¶ ¶

¶ Donkey Kong ¶ ¶ ¶ Ooh ¶

¶ ¶ Ooh ¶ ¶ Ah ¶

¶ Ooh ¶ ¶ Ah ¶ ¶ Ooh-ah, Donkey Kong ¶

¶ ¶ Ooh ¶ ¶ Ah ¶

¶ Ooh ¶ ¶ Ah ¶ ¶ Ooh-ah, Donkey Kong ¶

¶ Ah ¶ ¶ Ooh-ah, Donkey Kong ¶ ¶ Hey-oh ¶

¶ Ooh-ah, Donkey Kong ¶ ¶ Hey-oh ¶ ¶ Look out down below ¶

¶ Hey-oh ¶ ¶ Look out down below ¶ ¶ Here he comes ¶

¶ Look out down below ¶ ¶ Here he comes ¶ ¶ Banana slamma ¶

¶ Here he comes ¶ ¶ Banana slamma ¶ ¶ Kongo Bongo's hero ¶

¶ Banana slamma ¶ ¶ Kongo Bongo's hero ¶ ¶ Hey-oh ¶

¶ Kongo Bongo's hero ¶ ¶ Hey-oh ¶ ¶ Donkey Kong, let's go ¶

¶ Hey-oh ¶ ¶ Donkey Kong, let's go ¶ ¶ Let's go ¶

¶ Donkey Kong, let's go ¶ ¶ Let's go ¶ ¶ Here he comes ¶

¶ Let's go ¶ ¶ Here he comes ¶ ¶ Banana slamma ¶

(Sighing) >> I got a bad case of the uglies today, little buddy.

>> I got a bad case of the uglies today, little buddy. >> DK, you look swell to me,

uglies today, little buddy. >> DK, you look swell to me, like a million bananas.

>> DK, you look swell to me, like a million bananas. >> I do?

like a million bananas. >> I do? You don't think that maybe I

>> I do? You don't think that maybe I could use a little trim?

You don't think that maybe I could use a little trim? Sharpen up the image?

could use a little trim? Sharpen up the image? Maybe a little off the back?

Sharpen up the image? Maybe a little off the back? >> Not unless you've got a

Maybe a little off the back? >> Not unless you've got a weed whacker and a couple of

>> Not unless you've got a weed whacker and a couple of hours.

weed whacker and a couple of hours. >> Ah, Diddy!

hours. >> Ah, Diddy! I promised Candy we'd have a

>> Ah, Diddy! I promised Candy we'd have a formal lunch.

I promised Candy we'd have a formal lunch. I can't show up looking like a

formal lunch. I can't show up looking like a big, hairy ape.

I can't show up looking like a big, hairy ape. >> But you are a big, hairy ape,

big, hairy ape. >> But you are a big, hairy ape, DK, so don't worry about it.

>> But you are a big, hairy ape, DK, so don't worry about it. Just be yourself.

DK, so don't worry about it. Just be yourself. >> You mean--

Just be yourself. >> You mean-- >> BOTH: A big, hairy ape!

>> You mean-- >> BOTH: A big, hairy ape! (Laughing)

>> Mmm... delectable. >> She's so fine. Like it?

>> She's so fine. Like it? It's banana bourguignon.

Like it? It's banana bourguignon. >> What?

It's banana bourguignon. >> What? >> Banana bourguignon!

>> What? >> Banana bourguignon! >> What?!

>> Banana bourguignon! >> What?! >> Banana-- ooh, never mind.

>> There's room here if you like. >> I was saying, it's banana--

like. >> I was saying, it's banana-- (Helicopter whirring)

>> I was saying, it's banana-- (Helicopter whirring) Bluster, how'd he find us?

(Helicopter whirring) Bluster, how'd he find us? >> Oh, Candy...

Bluster, how'd he find us? >> Oh, Candy... >> I guess lunch is over.

>> Oh, Candy... >> I guess lunch is over. >> Well, well, isn't this

>> I guess lunch is over. >> Well, well, isn't this special?

>> Well, well, isn't this special? A formal luncheon.

special? A formal luncheon. Aren't you a little out of your

A formal luncheon. Aren't you a little out of your league, Donkey Kong?

Aren't you a little out of your league, Donkey Kong? >> Ignore him.

league, Donkey Kong? >> Ignore him. What do you want, Bluster?

>> Ignore him. What do you want, Bluster? >> I've been looking all over

What do you want, Bluster? >> I've been looking all over for you.

>> I've been looking all over for you. I'm the boss and the boss says

for you. I'm the boss and the boss says lunch is up.

I'm the boss and the boss says lunch is up. Back to work!

lunch is up. Back to work! Unless, you want to play hooky

Back to work! Unless, you want to play hooky with me.

Unless, you want to play hooky with me. Two tickets, The Banana

with me. Two tickets, The Banana Slammers, you and me, Candy.

Two tickets, The Banana Slammers, you and me, Candy. >> Forget it.

Slammers, you and me, Candy. >> Forget it. Ugh, no thanks.

>> Forget it. Ugh, no thanks. I'm finishing my lunch with DK.

Ugh, no thanks. I'm finishing my lunch with DK. >> Yes!

I'm finishing my lunch with DK. >> Yes! >> What do you see in this big,

>> Yes! >> What do you see in this big, hairy ape?

>> What do you see in this big, hairy ape? >> Well, he's, uh... well--

hairy ape? >> Well, he's, uh... well-- >> Yes?

>> Well, he's, uh... well-- >> Yes? >> Well... he's... he's a big,

>> Yes? >> Well... he's... he's a big, hairy ape and you're not.

>> Well... he's... he's a big, hairy ape and you're not. >> Ouch.

hairy ape and you're not. >> Ouch. (Helicopter whirring)

>> Ouch. (Helicopter whirring) "'Cause he's a big, hairy ape

(Helicopter whirring) "'Cause he's a big, hairy ape and you're not."

"'Cause he's a big, hairy ape and you're not." If that's what Candy wants,

and you're not." If that's what Candy wants, that's what she'll get.

Candy won't be able to resist me now. I'm hip.

now. I'm hip. I'm happening.

I'm hip. I'm happening. I'm the guy of her dreams.

I'm happening. I'm the guy of her dreams. Hey, Candy.

I'm the guy of her dreams. Hey, Candy. What do you say?

Hey, Candy. What do you say? >> Huh?

What do you say? >> Huh? (Yelling)

>> Huh? (Yelling) >> Yeah, baby.

(Yelling) >> Yeah, baby. Take a good look.

>> Yeah, baby. Take a good look. >> Bluster, what is that thing

Take a good look. >> Bluster, what is that thing on your head?

>> Bluster, what is that thing on your head? >> It's the banana flip.

on your head? >> It's the banana flip. The Banana Slammers have them.

>> It's the banana flip. The Banana Slammers have them. All us hairy apes wear them.

The Banana Slammers have them. All us hairy apes wear them. So, will you go out with me now?

All us hairy apes wear them. So, will you go out with me now? >> I wouldn't go out with you,

So, will you go out with me now? >> I wouldn't go out with you, even if that was your real hair.

>> I wouldn't go out with you, even if that was your real hair. Look, Bluster, I go out with the

even if that was your real hair. Look, Bluster, I go out with the future ruler of Kongo Bongo,

Look, Bluster, I go out with the future ruler of Kongo Bongo, Donkey Kong.

future ruler of Kongo Bongo, Donkey Kong. (Sighing)

Donkey Kong. (Sighing) >> Donkey Kong, Donkey Kong, big

(Sighing) >> Donkey Kong, Donkey Kong, big deal.

>> Donkey Kong, Donkey Kong, big deal. What makes him so special?

deal. What makes him so special? The Crystal Coconut.

¶ Here I go creeping ¶ ¶ Shh... don't make a sound ¶ ¶ Get the Crystal Coconut ¶

¶ Shh... don't make a sound ¶ ¶ Get the Crystal Coconut ¶ ¶ And Candy come around ¶

¶ Get the Crystal Coconut ¶ ¶ And Candy come around ¶ ¶ Donkey Kong

¶ And Candy come around ¶ ¶ Donkey Kong ain't good enough ¶

¶ Donkey Kong ain't good enough ¶ ¶ Anyone can see ¶

ain't good enough ¶ ¶ Anyone can see ¶ ¶ That the only ape for her

¶ Anyone can see ¶ ¶ That the only ape for her in Kongo Bongo is me ¶

¶ That the only ape for her in Kongo Bongo is me ¶ ¶ Look at Cranky sleeping,

in Kongo Bongo is me ¶ ¶ Look at Cranky sleeping, hour after hour ¶

¶ Look at Cranky sleeping, hour after hour ¶ ¶ When I get the coconut,

hour after hour ¶ ¶ When I get the coconut, I get the power ¶

¶ When I get the coconut, I get the power ¶ ¶ Everything I want

I get the power ¶ ¶ Everything I want and everything I need ¶

¶ Everything I want and everything I need ¶ ¶ Is lying

and everything I need ¶ ¶ Is lying right in front of me ¶

¶ Is lying right in front of me ¶ ¶ To satisfy my greed ¶

right in front of me ¶ ¶ To satisfy my greed ¶ (Snoring and banging)

¶ To satisfy my greed ¶ (Snoring and banging) (Muttering)

(Snoring and banging) (Muttering) Shh...

(Muttering) Shh... ¶ This is all too easy ¶

Shh... ¶ This is all too easy ¶ ¶ Feels like a dream ¶

¶ This is all too easy ¶ ¶ Feels like a dream ¶ ¶ Possessing all the power,

¶ Feels like a dream ¶ ¶ Possessing all the power, will make Donkey Kong scream ¶

>> No! Yowza! Bad dream, bad dream!

Yowza! Bad dream, bad dream! (Knocking)

Bad dream, bad dream! (Knocking) Cranky, wake up!

(Knocking) Cranky, wake up! >> BOTH: Cranky, wake up!

Cranky, wake up! >> BOTH: Cranky, wake up! >> This better be good.

>> BOTH: Cranky, wake up! >> This better be good. >> It's good, Cranky, really

>> This better be good. >> It's good, Cranky, really good.

>> It's good, Cranky, really good. >> Well, it seems kind of dumb

good. >> Well, it seems kind of dumb now.

>> Well, it seems kind of dumb now. You see, I had a really, really

now. You see, I had a really, really bad dream.

You see, I had a really, really bad dream. Someone stole the Crystal

bad dream. Someone stole the Crystal Coconut.

Someone stole the Crystal Coconut. >> Yeah, that's dumb all right,

Coconut. >> Yeah, that's dumb all right, because the coconut is under my

>> Yeah, that's dumb all right, because the coconut is under my 24 hour surveillance, right--

because the coconut is under my 24 hour surveillance, right-- oh my...

24 hour surveillance, right-- oh my... >> ALL: It's gone.

oh my... >> ALL: It's gone. >> Wow, cosmic.

>> ALL: It's gone. >> Wow, cosmic. My dream was for real.

>> Wow, cosmic. My dream was for real. >> It's that pond gack, King K.

My dream was for real. >> It's that pond gack, King K. Rool and his lizards!

>> It's that pond gack, King K. Rool and his lizards! >> Hmm...

Rool and his lizards! >> Hmm... >> CRANKY: What is it?

>> Hmm... >> CRANKY: What is it? >> A little card.

>> CRANKY: What is it? >> A little card. >> Someone must have dropped it.

>> A little card. >> Someone must have dropped it. >> It's a clue.

>> Someone must have dropped it. >> It's a clue. >> No, it's just a little card.

>> It's a clue. >> No, it's just a little card. >> Bluster Barrel Works; Bluster

>> No, it's just a little card. >> Bluster Barrel Works; Bluster Kong, President.

>> Bluster Barrel Works; Bluster Kong, President. >> ALL: Bluster!

Kong, President. >> ALL: Bluster! >> That backstabbing baboon!

>> ALL: Bluster! >> That backstabbing baboon! He's too dense to know the

>> That backstabbing baboon! He's too dense to know the danger he's put us all in.

He's too dense to know the danger he's put us all in. >> We've got to get the coconut

danger he's put us all in. >> We've got to get the coconut back.

>> We've got to get the coconut back. >> Hey, Candy.

back. >> Hey, Candy. From now on, I'm top banana, the

>> Hey, Candy. From now on, I'm top banana, the future ruler of Kongo Bongo.

From now on, I'm top banana, the future ruler of Kongo Bongo. >> Mm-hmm, sure, Bluster.

future ruler of Kongo Bongo. >> Mm-hmm, sure, Bluster. >> You don't believe me?

>> Mm-hmm, sure, Bluster. >> You don't believe me? Well, feast your eyes on this.

>> You don't believe me? Well, feast your eyes on this. >> Nice fake.

Well, feast your eyes on this. >> Nice fake. >> No!

>> Nice fake. >> No! The coconut!

>> No! The coconut! Ooh!

The coconut! Ooh! >> There it is!

Ooh! >> There it is! There it is, DK!

>> There it is! There it is, DK! I'll get it.

There it is, DK! I'll get it. Catch, DK.

I'll get it. Catch, DK. >> I got it, little buddy!

Catch, DK. >> I got it, little buddy! >> That's mine!

>> I got it, little buddy! >> That's mine! >> Candy, catch.

>> That's mine! >> Candy, catch. >> What?!

>> Candy, catch. >> What?! >> DIDDY: It's in that barrel.

>> What?! >> DIDDY: It's in that barrel. >> Barrel 007.

>> DIDDY: It's in that barrel. >> Barrel 007. >> Oh no, not 007!

>> Barrel 007. >> Oh no, not 007! That barrel's scheduled for

>> Oh no, not 007! That barrel's scheduled for transport.

That barrel's scheduled for transport. >> DK: It's on the rocket!

transport. >> DK: It's on the rocket! >> Stop!

>> DK: It's on the rocket! >> Stop! Wait!

>> Stop! Wait! It's too late, DK!

Wait! It's too late, DK! It's gonna blow!

It's too late, DK! It's gonna blow! (Rocket firing)

>> Going, going, gone. Hey, DK. DK?

Hey, DK. DK? (Groaning)

DK? (Groaning) (Coughing)

(Groaning) (Coughing) >> Don't worry about me, little

(Coughing) >> Don't worry about me, little buddy.

>> Don't worry about me, little buddy. I'm--

buddy. I'm-- (Coughing)

I'm-- (Coughing) -- fine.

(Coughing) -- fine. Almost had it.

-- fine. Almost had it. >> This is all Bluster's fault.

Almost had it. >> This is all Bluster's fault. That boneheaded baboon always

>> This is all Bluster's fault. That boneheaded baboon always messes things up and makes us

That boneheaded baboon always messes things up and makes us look bad.

messes things up and makes us look bad. >> Forget about him.

look bad. >> Forget about him. We got to get the Crystal

>> Forget about him. We got to get the Crystal Coconut back.

We got to get the Crystal Coconut back. >> How it's gone?

Coconut back. >> How it's gone? Bazoom!

>> How it's gone? Bazoom! >> Cranky always says, "what

Bazoom! >> Cranky always says, "what goes up"--

>> Cranky always says, "what goes up"-- >> BOTH: "Has got to come down!"

(Hammering) >> Beg your pardon, Your Majesty.

>> Beg your pardon, Your Majesty. >> Back already?

Majesty. >> Back already? Where is the coconut?

>> Back already? Where is the coconut? >> Oh well, our troops haven't

Where is the coconut? >> Oh well, our troops haven't yet seized it, but, um--

>> Oh well, our troops haven't yet seized it, but, um-- >> But what?

yet seized it, but, um-- >> But what? I ordered you to get it, so get

>> But what? I ordered you to get it, so get it.

I ordered you to get it, so get it. I need it!

it. I need it! It is the perfect power source

I need it! It is the perfect power source for my new invention.

It is the perfect power source for my new invention. >> But, my spies tell me that

for my new invention. >> But, my spies tell me that the Crystal Coconut is missing.

>> But, my spies tell me that the Crystal Coconut is missing. >> Missing?

the Crystal Coconut is missing. >> Missing? Are you sure?

>> Missing? Are you sure? >> My spies are never wrong.

Are you sure? >> My spies are never wrong. It was last spotted at 0100

>> My spies are never wrong. It was last spotted at 0100 hours and launched into orbit by

It was last spotted at 0100 hours and launched into orbit by a rocket barrel.

hours and launched into orbit by a rocket barrel. Destination and mission unknown.

a rocket barrel. Destination and mission unknown. >> What are you waiting for?

Destination and mission unknown. >> What are you waiting for? Find out where it's headed and

>> What are you waiting for? Find out where it's headed and get there first!

Find out where it's headed and get there first! The Crystal Coconut will power

get there first! The Crystal Coconut will power my new barrel satellite.

The Crystal Coconut will power my new barrel satellite. Once in orbit, it will be the

my new barrel satellite. Once in orbit, it will be the ultimate spying machine.

Once in orbit, it will be the ultimate spying machine. So, move it!

ultimate spying machine. So, move it! >> Well, aye-aye, sir.

So, move it! >> Well, aye-aye, sir. >> And don't blow it, Klump!

>> Well, aye-aye, sir. >> And don't blow it, Klump! >> So, what kind of a mission

>> And don't blow it, Klump! >> So, what kind of a mission was the barrel going on?

>> So, what kind of a mission was the barrel going on? >> A secret one.

was the barrel going on? >> A secret one. >> Come on, Bluster, tell us.

>> A secret one. >> Come on, Bluster, tell us. All of Kongo Bongo is in danger,

>> Come on, Bluster, tell us. All of Kongo Bongo is in danger, because of you stealing the

All of Kongo Bongo is in danger, because of you stealing the coconut.

because of you stealing the coconut. So, where is it?

coconut. So, where is it? >> Why should I tell you?

So, where is it? >> Why should I tell you? >> Because I'll pound you if you

>> Why should I tell you? >> Because I'll pound you if you don't?

>> Because I'll pound you if you don't? >> Oh sure, I help make you guys

don't? >> Oh sure, I help make you guys look like heroes and I look like

>> Oh sure, I help make you guys look like heroes and I look like a jerk.

look like heroes and I look like a jerk. (Whistle blowing)

a jerk. (Whistle blowing) >> Well, you already do.

(Whistle blowing) >> Well, you already do. Break time.

>> Well, you already do. Break time. >> Forget it, DK.

Break time. >> Forget it, DK. Let's just go find it ourselves.

>> Forget it, DK. Let's just go find it ourselves. >> This is on your head,

Let's just go find it ourselves. >> This is on your head, Bluster.

>> This is on your head, Bluster. >> Oh, don't be like that.

Bluster. >> Oh, don't be like that. Fine, fine.

>> Oh, don't be like that. Fine, fine. I'll give you a little hint.

Fine, fine. I'll give you a little hint. Try the beach.

I'll give you a little hint. Try the beach. >> DK: Great, lots of help.

Try the beach. >> DK: Great, lots of help. The breach stretches for miles.

>> DK: Great, lots of help. The breach stretches for miles. >> Hip, hup, hip, hup, hip, hup,

The breach stretches for miles. >> Hip, hup, hip, hup, hip, hup, hip, hup.

>> Hip, hup, hip, hup, hip, hup, hip, hup. Kritters, halt.

hip, hup. Kritters, halt. (Gasping)

Kritters, halt. (Gasping) >> Klump!

(Gasping) >> Klump! What do you want with me?

>> Klump! What do you want with me? >> The Crystal Coconut.

What do you want with me? >> The Crystal Coconut. >> I-I-I don't have it.

>> The Crystal Coconut. >> I-I-I don't have it. I-I-I've never had it.

>> I-I-I don't have it. I-I-I've never had it. Never even seen it.

I-I-I've never had it. Never even seen it. >> Fibber.

Never even seen it. >> Fibber. It exited the factory in barrel

>> Fibber. It exited the factory in barrel 007, then launched into orbit by

It exited the factory in barrel 007, then launched into orbit by rocket barrel at 0100 hours.

007, then launched into orbit by rocket barrel at 0100 hours. What was its trajectory plan?

rocket barrel at 0100 hours. What was its trajectory plan? >> I'll never tell.

What was its trajectory plan? >> I'll never tell. >> Suit yourself.

>> I'll never tell. >> Suit yourself. Kritters!

>> Suit yourself. Kritters! (Weapons powering up)

Kritters! (Weapons powering up) (Chuckling nervously)

(Weapons powering up) (Chuckling nervously) >> Then again, I could have a

(Chuckling nervously) >> Then again, I could have a little look at the dispatch log

>> Then again, I could have a little look at the dispatch log here.

little look at the dispatch log here. Hmm... now, what barrel was

here. Hmm... now, what barrel was that?

Hmm... now, what barrel was that? >> 007!

that? >> 007! Hand it over!

>> 007! Hand it over! Hmm... "barrel 007, special

Hand it over! Hmm... "barrel 007, special delivery to Funky's Flats.

Hmm... "barrel 007, special delivery to Funky's Flats. Care of Funky Kong, The Beach."

delivery to Funky's Flats. Care of Funky Kong, The Beach." All right, soldiers, prepare to

Care of Funky Kong, The Beach." All right, soldiers, prepare to hit the beach.

All right, soldiers, prepare to hit the beach. Company, forward march.

hit the beach. Company, forward march. Hip, hup, hip, hup, hip, hup,

Company, forward march. Hip, hup, hip, hup, hip, hup, hip, hup...

Hip, hup, hip, hup, hip, hup, hip, hup... >> We've combed the beach and no

hip, hup... >> We've combed the beach and no sign of barrel 007.

>> We've combed the beach and no sign of barrel 007. What do we do now, DK?

sign of barrel 007. What do we do now, DK? >> There's only one thing left

What do we do now, DK? >> There's only one thing left to do, drop in on Funky.

>> There's only one thing left to do, drop in on Funky. I'm hungry.

to do, drop in on Funky. I'm hungry. Yo wobbo Banana, yo!

I'm hungry. Yo wobbo Banana, yo! >> Hey, dudes.

Yo wobbo Banana, yo! >> Hey, dudes. 'Sup my friends?

>> Hey, dudes. 'Sup my friends? Hang on.

'Sup my friends? Hang on. I'm coming down.

Hang on. I'm coming down. (Crashing)

I'm coming down. (Crashing) >> What you doing?

(Crashing) >> What you doing? >> Working on my new invention.

>> What you doing? >> Working on my new invention. Take a look.

>> Working on my new invention. Take a look. The Couch Potato Cruiser.

Take a look. The Couch Potato Cruiser. >> Cool.

The Couch Potato Cruiser. >> Cool. >> Got any bananas?

>> Cool. >> Got any bananas? I'm starving.

>> Got any bananas? I'm starving. >> How can you think of bananas

I'm starving. >> How can you think of bananas at a time like this, DK?

>> How can you think of bananas at a time like this, DK? We got problems, big, big

at a time like this, DK? We got problems, big, big problems, Funky.

We got problems, big, big problems, Funky. >> Sorry, bro.

problems, Funky. >> Sorry, bro. My banana barrel got delivered

>> Sorry, bro. My banana barrel got delivered today, but the barrel was bare.

My banana barrel got delivered today, but the barrel was bare. Bummer.

today, but the barrel was bare. Bummer. >> Hold on a second.

Bummer. >> Hold on a second. Your barrel?

>> Hold on a second. Your barrel? >> Did you barrel have a number?

Your barrel? >> Did you barrel have a number? >> No, man.

>> Did you barrel have a number? >> No, man. Just two Os and a seven.

>> No, man. Just two Os and a seven. >> 007?

Just two Os and a seven. >> 007? Where is it?

>> 007? Where is it? >> I wasn't going to get ripped

Where is it? >> I wasn't going to get ripped off, so I hauled it back.

>> I wasn't going to get ripped off, so I hauled it back. >> Oh no!

off, so I hauled it back. >> Oh no! Bluster's got it again.

>> Oh no! Bluster's got it again. >> No, dude.

Bluster's got it again. >> No, dude. Bluster doesn't have it.

>> No, dude. Bluster doesn't have it. >> What?

Bluster doesn't have it. >> What? You said you--

>> What? You said you-- >> I was flying along,

You said you-- >> I was flying along, everything was copasetic and I

>> I was flying along, everything was copasetic and I thought I'd try a little barrel

everything was copasetic and I thought I'd try a little barrel roll and out rolled the barrel.

thought I'd try a little barrel roll and out rolled the barrel. >> BOTH: It fell out?!

roll and out rolled the barrel. >> BOTH: It fell out?! >> Chill out.

>> BOTH: It fell out?! >> Chill out. I know exactly where.

>> Chill out. I know exactly where. It was over the White Mountains.

I know exactly where. It was over the White Mountains. >> Oh no!

It was over the White Mountains. >> Oh no! The White Mountains?

>> Oh no! The White Mountains? That's where Eddie the Mean Old

The White Mountains? That's where Eddie the Mean Old Yeti lives.

That's where Eddie the Mean Old Yeti lives. (Propeller buzzing)

Yeti lives. (Propeller buzzing) >> Kick back, dudes.

>> DK AND DIDDY: Whoa! Whoa! (Yelling)

>> DIDDY: Phew... >> DK: Ooh, great. Smooth, Funky.

>> DK: Ooh, great. Smooth, Funky. Very smooth.

Smooth, Funky. Very smooth. >> FUNKY: Yeah.

Very smooth. >> FUNKY: Yeah. Radical ride, huh?

>> FUNKY: Yeah. Radical ride, huh? (Laughing)

>> Oh, that's right, you bumbling baboons. Lead me straight to the coconut.

bumbling baboons. Lead me straight to the coconut. Then, this hairy ape is going to

Lead me straight to the coconut. Then, this hairy ape is going to save the day.

>> Okay, this is the place. The barrel's over there somewhere.

The barrel's over there somewhere. >> Wait here, while we look for

somewhere. >> Wait here, while we look for it.

>> Wait here, while we look for it. >> No can do.

it. >> No can do. I've got to go and get my banana

>> No can do. I've got to go and get my banana supply.

(Loud thumping) >> What was that? >> Yipes.

>> What was that? >> Yipes. Eddie, the mean, old yeti!

>> Yipes. Eddie, the mean, old yeti! I forgot about him.

Eddie, the mean, old yeti! I forgot about him. (Thumping)

I forgot about him. (Thumping) >> Listen!

(Thumping) >> Listen! There, what's that?

>> Listen! There, what's that? It's coming from that cave up

There, what's that? It's coming from that cave up there.

It's coming from that cave up there. (Thumping)

there. (Thumping) >> Heavy stick, good grip.

(Thumping) >> Heavy stick, good grip. For Eddie, too small.

>> Heavy stick, good grip. For Eddie, too small. >> Hey, friend.

For Eddie, too small. >> Hey, friend. You found our barrel, Mr.-- uh,

>> Hey, friend. You found our barrel, Mr.-- uh, Mr.--

You found our barrel, Mr.-- uh, Mr.-- >> Eddie!

Mr.-- >> Eddie! >> Eddie, as in the Mean Old

>> Eddie! >> Eddie, as in the Mean Old Yeti?

>> Eddie, as in the Mean Old Yeti? Oh...

Yeti? Oh... (Chuckling nervously)

Oh... (Chuckling nervously) >> Uh, Mr. Meany-- I mean,

(Chuckling nervously) >> Uh, Mr. Meany-- I mean, Eddie, sir Yeti, that's our

>> Uh, Mr. Meany-- I mean, Eddie, sir Yeti, that's our barrel.

Eddie, sir Yeti, that's our barrel. We'll just take it and be on our

barrel. We'll just take it and be on our way.

We'll just take it and be on our way. Okay?

way. Okay? >> No!

Okay? >> No! Eddie get bonked on head by

>> No! Eddie get bonked on head by raining barrel.

Eddie get bonked on head by raining barrel. It mine.

raining barrel. It mine. >> You can keep the barrel.

It mine. >> You can keep the barrel. We just need what's inside.

>> You can keep the barrel. We just need what's inside. >> It mine, all mine!

We just need what's inside. >> It mine, all mine! >> So, that's Eddie the Yeti?

>> It mine, all mine! >> So, that's Eddie the Yeti? >> Uh-huh and he's got the

>> So, that's Eddie the Yeti? >> Uh-huh and he's got the coconut.

>> Uh-huh and he's got the coconut. Over there!

coconut. Over there! >> Hey, Eddie!

Over there! >> Hey, Eddie! Come back!

>> Hey, Eddie! Come back! ¶

Come back! ¶ (Thumping)

¶ (Thumping) ¶ Say, Eddie,

(Thumping) ¶ Say, Eddie, how about a deal? ¶

¶ Say, Eddie, how about a deal? ¶ ¶ Five for the barrel ¶

how about a deal? ¶ ¶ Five for the barrel ¶ ¶ It's a bargain ¶

¶ Five for the barrel ¶ ¶ It's a bargain ¶ ¶ It's a steal ¶

¶ It's a bargain ¶ ¶ It's a steal ¶ ¶ Steal? ¶

¶ It's a steal ¶ ¶ Steal? ¶ ¶ No, but here's the catch ¶

¶ Steal? ¶ ¶ No, but here's the catch ¶ ¶ Give us the barrel

¶ No, but here's the catch ¶ ¶ Give us the barrel and we'll give you a match ¶

¶ Give us the barrel and we'll give you a match ¶ (Scratching)

and we'll give you a match ¶ (Scratching) ¶ Matches give you fire

(Scratching) ¶ Matches give you fire and fire gives you light ¶

¶ Matches give you fire and fire gives you light ¶ ¶ Will the barrel keep you warm

and fire gives you light ¶ ¶ Will the barrel keep you warm on a cold winter's night? ¶

¶ Will the barrel keep you warm on a cold winter's night? ¶ ¶ Light? ¶

on a cold winter's night? ¶ ¶ Light? ¶ ¶ Right ¶

¶ Light? ¶ ¶ Right ¶ ¶ There's more you can do ¶

¶ Right ¶ ¶ There's more you can do ¶ ¶ Like cook banana burgers

¶ There's more you can do ¶ ¶ Like cook banana burgers on the barbecue ¶

¶ Like cook banana burgers on the barbecue ¶ ¶ Barbecue? ¶

on the barbecue ¶ ¶ Barbecue? ¶ ¶ And firecrackers too ¶

¶ Barbecue? ¶ ¶ And firecrackers too ¶ ¶ Can a barrel light the sky

¶ And firecrackers too ¶ ¶ Can a barrel light the sky like fireworks do? ¶

¶ Can a barrel light the sky like fireworks do? ¶ ¶ So have we got a deal? ¶

like fireworks do? ¶ ¶ So have we got a deal? ¶ ¶ Have we got a deal, Eddie? ¶

¶ So have we got a deal? ¶ ¶ Have we got a deal, Eddie? ¶ ¶ Eddie, have we got a deal? ¶

¶ Have we got a deal, Eddie? ¶ ¶ Eddie, have we got a deal? ¶ ¶ So, have we got a deal? ¶

¶ Eddie, have we got a deal? ¶ ¶ So, have we got a deal? ¶ ¶ Have we got a deal, Eddie? ¶

¶ So, have we got a deal? ¶ ¶ Have we got a deal, Eddie? ¶ ¶ Eddie, have we got a deal? ¶

¶ Have we got a deal, Eddie? ¶ ¶ Eddie, have we got a deal? ¶ ¶ How do I get this thing

¶ Eddie, have we got a deal? ¶ ¶ How do I get this thing to light? ¶

¶ How do I get this thing to light? ¶ ¶ Got move it, got to shake it,

to light? ¶ ¶ Got move it, got to shake it, got to scratch it just right ¶

¶ Got move it, got to shake it, got to scratch it just right ¶ >> Ooh, toasty buns.

got to scratch it just right ¶ >> Ooh, toasty buns. (Chuckling)

>> Ooh, toasty buns. (Chuckling) Warm, bright, light.

(Chuckling) Warm, bright, light. Eddie say thank you.

Warm, bright, light. Eddie say thank you. >> No problem.

Eddie say thank you. >> No problem. (Chuckling)

>> No problem. (Chuckling) Now, how about giving us the

(Chuckling) Now, how about giving us the barrel, huh?

Now, how about giving us the barrel, huh? >> Catch!

barrel, huh? >> Catch! >> Ooh!

>> Catch! >> Ooh! >> Hey, Eddie, why do they call

>> Ooh! >> Hey, Eddie, why do they call you the Mean Old Yeti?

>> Hey, Eddie, why do they call you the Mean Old Yeti? >> I don't know.

you the Mean Old Yeti? >> I don't know. Yow!

>> I don't know. Yow! (Yelling)

Yow! (Yelling) >> That's why he's called the

(Yelling) >> That's why he's called the Mean Old Yeti.

>> That's why he's called the Mean Old Yeti. >> We're home free, little

Mean Old Yeti. >> We're home free, little buddy!

>> We're home free, little buddy! >> Almost!

buddy! >> Almost! (Both yelling)

>> Almost! (Both yelling) >> The coconut!

(Both yelling) >> The coconut! >> Don't worry, chumps.

>> The coconut! >> Don't worry, chumps. The coconut's safe with me.

>> Don't worry, chumps. The coconut's safe with me. (Chuckling)

>> Hello down there. >> Bluster? Get us out of here, would you?

>> Bluster? Get us out of here, would you? >> I don't think so.

Get us out of here, would you? >> I don't think so. I'm going to take the coconut

>> I don't think so. I'm going to take the coconut back.

I'm going to take the coconut back. I'll be the hero and I'm going

back. I'll be the hero and I'm going to have lunch with the gorilla

I'll be the hero and I'm going to have lunch with the gorilla of my dreams, Candy.

to have lunch with the gorilla of my dreams, Candy. >> Halt!

of my dreams, Candy. >> Halt! Hand over the coconut.

>> Halt! Hand over the coconut. >> Never.

Hand over the coconut. >> Never. >> Kritters, ready, aim--

>> Never. >> Kritters, ready, aim-- >> All right, take it.

>> Kritters, ready, aim-- >> All right, take it. >> Good.

>> All right, take it. >> Good. I won't have to say "fire."

>> Good. I won't have to say "fire." (Guns firing)

I won't have to say "fire." (Guns firing) What the-- stop, you moronic,

(Guns firing) What the-- stop, you moronic, robotic lizards!

What the-- stop, you moronic, robotic lizards! Stop!

robotic lizards! Stop! >> Stop?

Stop! >> Stop? Did he say "stop?"

>> Stop? Did he say "stop?" >> I thought he said "fire."

Did he say "stop?" >> I thought he said "fire." >> When I said "fire," I didn't

>> I thought he said "fire." >> When I said "fire," I didn't mean fire.

>> When I said "fire," I didn't mean fire. (Guns firing)

mean fire. (Guns firing) Oh, I give up.

(Guns firing) Oh, I give up. What's the use?

Oh, I give up. What's the use? Soon, King K. Rool will have his

What's the use? Soon, King K. Rool will have his Barrel Supersonic Satellite and

Soon, King K. Rool will have his Barrel Supersonic Satellite and I'll be nothing but a rest home

Barrel Supersonic Satellite and I'll be nothing but a rest home reptile.

I'll be nothing but a rest home reptile. >> What's going on up there?

reptile. >> What's going on up there? >> I don't know, but there's

>> What's going on up there? >> I don't know, but there's Kritters and Klaptraps.

>> I don't know, but there's Kritters and Klaptraps. That means King K. Rool's not

Kritters and Klaptraps. That means King K. Rool's not far behind.

That means King K. Rool's not far behind. (Klaptraps buzzing)

far behind. (Klaptraps buzzing) >> You know what I hate about

(Klaptraps buzzing) >> You know what I hate about hair?

>> You know what I hate about hair? >> You eat a head full and half

hair? >> You eat a head full and half an hour later, you're hungry

>> You eat a head full and half an hour later, you're hungry again.

an hour later, you're hungry again. >> My banana flip!

again. >> My banana flip! (Yelling)

>> My banana flip! (Yelling) >> The barrel?

(Yelling) >> The barrel? >> The barrel?

>> The barrel? >> The barrel? >> More barrel rain down on

>> The barrel? >> More barrel rain down on Eddie!

>> More barrel rain down on Eddie! >> Eddie, the barrel's crucial

Eddie! >> Eddie, the barrel's crucial to the future of all of Kongo

>> Eddie, the barrel's crucial to the future of all of Kongo Bongo.

to the future of all of Kongo Bongo. How can you take it?

Bongo. How can you take it? >> Me Eddie the Mean Old Yeti!

How can you take it? >> Me Eddie the Mean Old Yeti! (Growing)

>> Me Eddie the Mean Old Yeti! (Growing) >> This Eddie the Yeti guy's

(Growing) >> This Eddie the Yeti guy's getting on my nerves.

>> This Eddie the Yeti guy's getting on my nerves. >> Oh, dear.

getting on my nerves. >> Oh, dear. What do I do now?

>> Oh, dear. What do I do now? I promised His Majesty I'd bring

What do I do now? I promised His Majesty I'd bring back the coconut.

I promised His Majesty I'd bring back the coconut. My career's almost over as it

back the coconut. My career's almost over as it is.

My career's almost over as it is. I know, I'll blame it on the

is. I know, I'll blame it on the Kritters.

I know, I'll blame it on the Kritters. How could you simple-minded

Kritters. How could you simple-minded salamanders desert me in my

How could you simple-minded salamanders desert me in my finest hour?

salamanders desert me in my finest hour? (Muttering)

finest hour? (Muttering) Oh, stop your whining.

(Muttering) Oh, stop your whining. You're going to take the heat

Oh, stop your whining. You're going to take the heat and that's that.

You're going to take the heat and that's that. Forward march.

and that's that. Forward march. Gripe, two, three, four.

Forward march. Gripe, two, three, four. Sulk, two, three, four.

Gripe, two, three, four. Sulk, two, three, four. Mope, two, three, four.

Sulk, two, three, four. Mope, two, three, four. Gripe, two, three, four.

Mope, two, three, four. Gripe, two, three, four. >> DK: Which way do we go?

Gripe, two, three, four. >> DK: Which way do we go? >> You go this way and I'll go

>> DK: Which way do we go? >> You go this way and I'll go that way.

>> You go this way and I'll go that way. (Panting)

that way. (Panting) What's that?

(Panting) What's that? It's coming from over there.

What's that? It's coming from over there. >> DK: It's Eddie!

It's coming from over there. >> DK: It's Eddie! >> EDDIE: Run, train!

>> DK: It's Eddie! >> EDDIE: Run, train! >> Train?

>> EDDIE: Run, train! >> Train? (Eddie yelling)

>> Train? (Eddie yelling) >> I'm Eddie the--

(Eddie yelling) >> I'm Eddie the-- (Fighting noises)

>> I'm Eddie the-- (Fighting noises) >> They're coming back with the

(Fighting noises) >> They're coming back with the coconut.

>> They're coming back with the coconut. There they go!

coconut. There they go! >> Well, Klump, my Supersonic

There they go! >> Well, Klump, my Supersonic Satellite is done.

>> Well, Klump, my Supersonic Satellite is done. All it's missing is the power

Satellite is done. All it's missing is the power source.

All it's missing is the power source. Where is the coconut?

source. Where is the coconut? >> Well, uh, sir, Your High and

Where is the coconut? >> Well, uh, sir, Your High and Mightiness what I'm trying to

>> Well, uh, sir, Your High and Mightiness what I'm trying to say is that the troops deserted

Mightiness what I'm trying to say is that the troops deserted me and left me in a precarious

say is that the troops deserted me and left me in a precarious situation in the jaws of the

me and left me in a precarious situation in the jaws of the enemy, the legendary Eddie the

situation in the jaws of the enemy, the legendary Eddie the Mean Old Yeti!

enemy, the legendary Eddie the Mean Old Yeti! >> KRITTERS: We got it!

Mean Old Yeti! >> KRITTERS: We got it! We got it!

>> KRITTERS: We got it! We got it! >> Oh, dear.

We got it! >> Oh, dear. This is going to look really,

>> Oh, dear. This is going to look really, really bad on my resume.

This is going to look really, really bad on my resume. >> BOTH: Hip, hup, hip, hup,

really bad on my resume. >> BOTH: Hip, hup, hip, hup, what you got?

>> BOTH: Hip, hup, hip, hup, what you got? The coconut.

what you got? The coconut. Ooh!

The coconut. Ooh! >> Klump, what's this?

Ooh! >> Klump, what's this? >> Well, as I was explaining,

>> Klump, what's this? >> Well, as I was explaining, the Crystal Coconut is inside

>> Well, as I was explaining, the Crystal Coconut is inside the barrel.

the Crystal Coconut is inside the barrel. >> At last, the power source,

the barrel. >> At last, the power source, the moment I've been waiting

>> At last, the power source, the moment I've been waiting for.

the moment I've been waiting for. Attach the barrel.

for. Attach the barrel. This satellite will, from this

Attach the barrel. This satellite will, from this day forth, serve as my eyes.

This satellite will, from this day forth, serve as my eyes. Those eyes will be cast on all

day forth, serve as my eyes. Those eyes will be cast on all of Kongo Bongo and I will reign

Those eyes will be cast on all of Kongo Bongo and I will reign supreme!

of Kongo Bongo and I will reign supreme! >> KRITTERS: Hurray!

supreme! >> KRITTERS: Hurray! (Cheering)

>> KRITTERS: Hurray! (Cheering) >> Oh, no!

(Cheering) >> Oh, no! Oops!

>> Oh, no! Oops! >> DK: We're in K. Rool's

Oops! >> DK: We're in K. Rool's factory.

>> DK: We're in K. Rool's factory. (Cheering)

factory. (Cheering) >> Now, everyone to the desert.

(Cheering) >> Now, everyone to the desert. (Giggling)

>> Now, everyone to the desert. (Giggling) I'm going to launch the

(Giggling) I'm going to launch the satellite.

I'm going to launch the satellite. >> What do we do now?

satellite. >> What do we do now? If K. Rool launches the coconut

>> What do we do now? If K. Rool launches the coconut into orbit, it's the end of us.

If K. Rool launches the coconut into orbit, it's the end of us. No more bananas, no more

into orbit, it's the end of us. No more bananas, no more bananas and no more bananas.

No more bananas, no more bananas and no more bananas. >> Bananas, no more?

bananas and no more bananas. >> Bananas, no more? >> Here we go.

>> Bananas, no more? >> Here we go. >> This is my finest hour.

¶ (Electronic beeping) One minute to lift off!

(Electronic beeping) One minute to lift off! Clear the area!

One minute to lift off! Clear the area! >> DIDDY: Stop the countdown!

Clear the area! >> DIDDY: Stop the countdown! >> What are those knuckle

>> DIDDY: Stop the countdown! >> What are those knuckle dragging, numbskulls doing here?

>> What are those knuckle dragging, numbskulls doing here? Let the countdown continue and

dragging, numbskulls doing here? Let the countdown continue and someone get those hairy apes.

Let the countdown continue and someone get those hairy apes. >> I'll get the coconut.

someone get those hairy apes. >> I'll get the coconut. You take on the critters.

>> I'll get the coconut. You take on the critters. >> All right, little buddy.

You take on the critters. >> All right, little buddy. Banana slamma!

>> All right, little buddy. Banana slamma! >> The Crystal Coconut!

Banana slamma! >> The Crystal Coconut! I got it, DK!

>> The Crystal Coconut! I got it, DK! >> Let's split.

I got it, DK! >> Let's split. >> They're making off with the

>> Let's split. >> They're making off with the coconut!

>> They're making off with the coconut! Who cares?

coconut! Who cares? Let them go.

Who cares? Let them go. Crystal Coconut or not, my

Let them go. Crystal Coconut or not, my satellite is going up.

Crystal Coconut or not, my satellite is going up. Look at the counter.

satellite is going up. Look at the counter. (Beeping)

Look at the counter. (Beeping) >> Yipes.

(Beeping) >> Yipes. >> I had a backup power source.

>> Yipes. >> I had a backup power source. I knew I couldn't count on you.

>> I had a backup power source. I knew I couldn't count on you. (Beeping)

I knew I couldn't count on you. (Beeping) Liftoff.

(Beeping) Liftoff. (Crashing)

Liftoff. (Crashing) (Metal clattering)

(Crashing) (Metal clattering) What?

(Metal clattering) What? My satellite!

What? My satellite! >> What happened?

My satellite! >> What happened? It's a very pretty effect.

>> What happened? It's a very pretty effect. I guess you'll be needing my

It's a very pretty effect. I guess you'll be needing my services after all.

I guess you'll be needing my services after all. >> Sabotage.

services after all. >> Sabotage. It was sabotaged!

>> Sabotage. It was sabotaged! You--

It was sabotaged! You-- (Yelling)

You-- (Yelling) -- loathsome, double-crossing,

(Yelling) -- loathsome, double-crossing, snivelling salamander!

-- loathsome, double-crossing, snivelling salamander! You slimy...

>> Well, that's a relief. Back where it belongs. >> You know, Cranky, maybe you'd

Back where it belongs. >> You know, Cranky, maybe you'd better find a safer place for

>> You know, Cranky, maybe you'd better find a safer place for the coconut.

better find a safer place for the coconut. >> Nah!

the coconut. >> Nah! As long as I carry a big stick,

>> Nah! As long as I carry a big stick, no one will mess with me.

As long as I carry a big stick, no one will mess with me. (Crashing)

no one will mess with me. (Crashing) >> Unless it's someone with an

(Crashing) >> Unless it's someone with an even bigger stick.

>> Unless it's someone with an even bigger stick. >> EDDIE: Me Eddie!

even bigger stick. >> EDDIE: Me Eddie! (Fighting noises and yelling)

¶