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(Jungle music playing) ¶ Ooh ¶ ¶ Ah ¶

¶ Ooh ¶ ¶ Ah ¶ ¶ Ooh-ah ¶

¶ Ah ¶ ¶ Ooh-ah ¶ ¶ Donkey Kong ¶

¶ Ooh-ah ¶ ¶ Donkey Kong ¶ ¶ Hey-oh ¶

¶ Donkey Kong ¶ ¶ Hey-oh ¶ ¶ Look out, down below ¶

¶ Hey-oh ¶ ¶ Look out, down below ¶ ¶ Here he comes ¶

¶ Look out, down below ¶ ¶ Here he comes ¶ ¶ Banana slamma ¶

¶

¶ Donkey Kong ¶ ¶ ¶ Ooh ¶

¶ ¶ Ooh ¶ ¶ Ah ¶

¶ Ooh ¶ ¶ Ah ¶ ¶ Ooh-ah, Donkey Kong ¶

¶

¶ Ooh ¶ ¶ Ah ¶ ¶ Ooh-ah, Donkey Kong ¶

¶ Ah ¶ ¶ Ooh-ah, Donkey Kong ¶ ¶ Hey-oh ¶

¶ Ooh-ah, Donkey Kong ¶ ¶ Hey-oh ¶ ¶ Look out, time to go ¶

¶ Hey-oh ¶ ¶ Look out, time to go ¶ ¶ Here he comes ¶

¶ Look out, time to go ¶ ¶ Here he comes ¶ ¶ Banana slamma ¶

¶ Here he comes ¶ ¶ Banana slamma ¶ ¶ Kongo Bongo's hero ¶

¶ Banana slamma ¶ ¶ Kongo Bongo's hero ¶ ¶ Hey-oh ¶

¶ Kongo Bongo's hero ¶ ¶ Hey-oh ¶ ¶ Donkey Kong, let's go ¶

¶ Hey-oh ¶ ¶ Donkey Kong, let's go ¶ ¶ Let's go ¶

¶ Donkey Kong, let's go ¶ ¶ Let's go ¶ ¶ Here he comes ¶

¶ Let's go ¶ ¶ Here he comes ¶ ¶ Banana slamma ¶

¶

¶

>> Hey, DK! You wanna come and see the-- Whoa!

You wanna come and see the-- Whoa! (Groaning)

Whoa! (Groaning) >> Diddy, you okay?

(Groaning) >> Diddy, you okay? Speak to me, little buddy.

>> Diddy, you okay? Speak to me, little buddy. Speak to me!

>> Only one thing worse than a bruised banana; a bruised butt.

(Giggling) >> Some best pal, tricking me like that.

>> Some best pal, tricking me like that. >> I got you good didn't I?

like that. >> I got you good didn't I? (Laughing)

>> I got you good didn't I? (Laughing) >> Yeah, you did.

(Laughing) >> Yeah, you did. Guess I better clean these peels

>> Yeah, you did. Guess I better clean these peels up before something really bad

Guess I better clean these peels up before something really bad happens.

up before something really bad happens. Whoa!

(Crashing) >> Hold on, big buddy. I'm coming!

>> Hold on, big buddy. I'm coming! DK?

I'm coming! DK? DK, are you okay?

DK? DK, are you okay? Oh, DK, speak to me, bestest pal

DK, are you okay? Oh, DK, speak to me, bestest pal in the whole world!

Oh, DK, speak to me, bestest pal in the whole world! Speak to me!

in the whole world! Speak to me! (Groaning)

Speak to me! (Groaning) >> Huh?

(Groaning) >> Huh? Who are you?

>> Huh? Who are you? >> Who am I?

Who are you? >> Who am I? I'm Diddy.

>> Who am I? I'm Diddy. Your bestest pal in the whole

I'm Diddy. Your bestest pal in the whole world, remember?

Your bestest pal in the whole world, remember? >> Diddy?

world, remember? >> Diddy? >> Oh.

>> Diddy? >> Oh. (Laughing)

>> Oh. (Laughing) I get it now.

(Laughing) I get it now. You're trying to trick me.

I get it now. You're trying to trick me. Aren't you, Donkey Kong?

You're trying to trick me. Aren't you, Donkey Kong? >> "Donkey Kong?"

Aren't you, Donkey Kong? >> "Donkey Kong?" (Gasping)

>> "Donkey Kong?" (Gasping) >> Jumping banana bugs!

(Gasping) >> Jumping banana bugs! Oh, DK, you've lost your memory!

>> Jumping banana bugs! Oh, DK, you've lost your memory! Cranky!

Oh, DK, you've lost your memory! Cranky! >> "Cranky?"

Cranky! >> "Cranky?" Is that my name?

>> "Cranky?" Is that my name? >> No!

Is that my name? >> No! Oh, never mind.

>> No! Oh, never mind. Just don't move till I get

Oh, never mind. Just don't move till I get back.

Just don't move till I get back. You've got problems.

back. You've got problems. >> I say he's the one with the

You've got problems. >> I say he's the one with the problems.

>> I say he's the one with the problems. >> Oh, that Donkey Kong!

problems. >> Oh, that Donkey Kong! Is there some sort of rule that

>> Oh, that Donkey Kong! Is there some sort of rule that says boyfriends always have to

Is there some sort of rule that says boyfriends always have to be late?

says boyfriends always have to be late? Well, this time I'm not taking

be late? Well, this time I'm not taking "Gee, sorry Candy, I forgot" for

Well, this time I'm not taking "Gee, sorry Candy, I forgot" for an answer.

"Gee, sorry Candy, I forgot" for an answer. That big ape might not know it,

an answer. That big ape might not know it, but he's in big trouble!

>> KUTLASS: If we digs any deeper, we'll sink the island. >> GREEN KROC: Aye.

deeper, we'll sink the island. >> GREEN KROC: Aye. Are you sure we buried our

>> GREEN KROC: Aye. Are you sure we buried our treasure here, Kaptain Skurvy,

Are you sure we buried our treasure here, Kaptain Skurvy, sir?

treasure here, Kaptain Skurvy, sir? >> Aye, "X" marks the spot.

sir? >> Aye, "X" marks the spot. It be buried here, positively.

>> Aye, "X" marks the spot. It be buried here, positively. Why, I'd even stake my

It be buried here, positively. Why, I'd even stake my reputation as the scurviest

Why, I'd even stake my reputation as the scurviest seadog on it.

reputation as the scurviest seadog on it. I'd--

seadog on it. I'd-- But even so, you might wants to

I'd-- But even so, you might wants to take a little look, um--

But even so, you might wants to take a little look, um-- Over thar'.

take a little look, um-- Over thar'. >> Why does we bury the

Over thar'. >> Why does we bury the treasure, Kaptain?

>> Why does we bury the treasure, Kaptain? >> "Why does we bury the

treasure, Kaptain? >> "Why does we bury the treasure?"

>> "Why does we bury the treasure?" "Why does we bury the treasure?"

treasure?" "Why does we bury the treasure?" Kutlass, tell Mr. Green Kroc

"Why does we bury the treasure?" Kutlass, tell Mr. Green Kroc here why we be buryin' treasure.

Kutlass, tell Mr. Green Kroc here why we be buryin' treasure. (Hemming)

here why we be buryin' treasure. (Hemming) >> According to Section Three,

(Hemming) >> According to Section Three, Paragraph Four of the Pirate

>> According to Section Three, Paragraph Four of the Pirate Handbook, "any and all treasure

Paragraph Four of the Pirate Handbook, "any and all treasure acquired by ill-gotten means

Handbook, "any and all treasure acquired by ill-gotten means shall and will be

acquired by ill-gotten means shall and will be systematically buried," sir.

shall and will be systematically buried," sir. >> So, there be your answer, Mr.

systematically buried," sir. >> So, there be your answer, Mr. Green Kroc, smarty boots!

>> So, there be your answer, Mr. Green Kroc, smarty boots! Now, and not another word.

Green Kroc, smarty boots! Now, and not another word. >> But if we just be digging it

Now, and not another word. >> But if we just be digging it up again--

>> But if we just be digging it up again-- >> Are your ears full of cotton,

up again-- >> Are your ears full of cotton, sailor?

>> Are your ears full of cotton, sailor? >> DK: Excuse me, fellas.

sailor? >> DK: Excuse me, fellas. (Gasping)

>> DK: Excuse me, fellas. (Gasping) Maybe you can help me out.

(Gasping) Maybe you can help me out. I don't know who I am.

Maybe you can help me out. I don't know who I am. >> Help you out?

I don't know who I am. >> Help you out? Why, I'd sooner run ye through

>> Help you out? Why, I'd sooner run ye through with--

Why, I'd sooner run ye through with-- Don't know who ye be?

with-- Don't know who ye be? >> You see, I got bumped on the

Don't know who ye be? >> You see, I got bumped on the head, and now--

>> You see, I got bumped on the head, and now-- Who am I?

head, and now-- Who am I? >> You're Donkey--

Who am I? >> You're Donkey-- >> Kroc!

>> You're Donkey-- >> Kroc! >> Huh?

>> Kroc! >> Huh? >> Aye, Donkey Croc.

>> Huh? >> Aye, Donkey Croc. Me own first mate.

>> Aye, Donkey Croc. Me own first mate. >> But I'm your first--

Me own first mate. >> But I'm your first-- >> Surely you must remember Mr.

>> But I'm your first-- >> Surely you must remember Mr. Green Kroc and me second mate

>> Surely you must remember Mr. Green Kroc and me second mate Kutlass?

Green Kroc and me second mate Kutlass? >> Donkey Croc?

Kutlass? >> Donkey Croc? I'm a pirate?

>> Donkey Croc? I'm a pirate? >> You say he landed on his

I'm a pirate? >> You say he landed on his head?

>> You say he landed on his head? >> Yeah.

head? >> Yeah. >> Good thing, otherwise he

>> Yeah. >> Good thing, otherwise he might've hurt himself.

>> Good thing, otherwise he might've hurt himself. >> What do we do, Cranky?

might've hurt himself. >> What do we do, Cranky? He must've wandered off.

>> What do we do, Cranky? He must've wandered off. >> Find Funky.

He must've wandered off. >> Find Funky. Use his plane for an air search.

>> Find Funky. Use his plane for an air search. >> Good idea.

Use his plane for an air search. >> Good idea. >> This better not be Donkey

>> Good idea. >> This better not be Donkey Kong trying to trick me so he

>> This better not be Donkey Kong trying to trick me so he can forget about the 20 bananas

Kong trying to trick me so he can forget about the 20 bananas he owes me, or I'll give him

can forget about the 20 bananas he owes me, or I'll give him something he'll never forget.

he owes me, or I'll give him something he'll never forget. >> DK: You know, the thing I

something he'll never forget. >> DK: You know, the thing I don't remember most is being a

>> DK: You know, the thing I don't remember most is being a croc.

don't remember most is being a croc. You sure I'm not some kind of

croc. You sure I'm not some kind of monkey?

You sure I'm not some kind of monkey? >> Oh, you be as croc as they

monkey? >> Oh, you be as croc as they come, Donkey Croc.

>> Oh, you be as croc as they come, Donkey Croc. Here, sees for yourself.

¶ ¶ Arrh, feast your eyes ¶ ¶ Look into the mirror ¶

¶ Arrh, feast your eyes ¶ ¶ Look into the mirror ¶ ¶ It never lies ¶

¶ Look into the mirror ¶ ¶ It never lies ¶ ¶ You're a pirate! ¶

¶ It never lies ¶ ¶ You're a pirate! ¶ ¶ Can't you see that this is no

¶ You're a pirate! ¶ ¶ Can't you see that this is no disguise? ¶

¶ Can't you see that this is no disguise? ¶ ¶ You live to loot and pillage,

disguise? ¶ ¶ You live to loot and pillage, maim and terrorize! ¶

¶ You live to loot and pillage, maim and terrorize! ¶ ¶ Your reflection tells the

maim and terrorize! ¶ ¶ Your reflection tells the story of a pirate's life of

¶ Your reflection tells the story of a pirate's life of glory ¶

story of a pirate's life of glory ¶ ¶ Trust your eyes ¶

glory ¶ ¶ Trust your eyes ¶ ¶ Arrh, the mirror never lies! ¶

¶ Trust your eyes ¶ ¶ Arrh, the mirror never lies! ¶ Arrh!

¶ Arrh, the mirror never lies! ¶ Arrh! ¶ How can this be? ¶

Arrh! ¶ How can this be? ¶ ¶ I faintly recall swinging tree

¶ How can this be? ¶ ¶ I faintly recall swinging tree to tree ¶

¶ I faintly recall swinging tree to tree ¶ ¶ Now I see a pirate dance in

to tree ¶ ¶ Now I see a pirate dance in front of me ¶

¶ Now I see a pirate dance in front of me ¶ ¶ With slimy skin and beady

front of me ¶ ¶ With slimy skin and beady eyes, what a surprise ¶

¶ With slimy skin and beady eyes, what a surprise ¶ ¶ The reflection tells the story

eyes, what a surprise ¶ ¶ The reflection tells the story of a pirate's life of glory ¶

¶ The reflection tells the story of a pirate's life of glory ¶ ¶ Trust my eyes ¶

of a pirate's life of glory ¶ ¶ Trust my eyes ¶ ¶ The mirror never lies ¶

¶ Trust my eyes ¶ ¶ The mirror never lies ¶ ¶ The reflection tells the story

¶ The mirror never lies ¶ ¶ The reflection tells the story of a pirate's life of glory ¶

¶ The reflection tells the story of a pirate's life of glory ¶ ¶ Trust your eyes! ¶

of a pirate's life of glory ¶ ¶ Trust your eyes! ¶ ¶ Arrh, the mirror never lies! ¶

¶ Trust your eyes! ¶ ¶ Arrh, the mirror never lies! ¶ ¶ The mirror never lies ¶

>> SKURVY: Har, har, har. (Snarling)

Well, Donkey Croc, ready for some piratin'? >> Aye-aye, nose-nose,

some piratin'? >> Aye-aye, nose-nose, throat-throat.

>> Aye-aye, nose-nose, throat-throat. Ablast, me hardlies, and shiver

throat-throat. Ablast, me hardlies, and shiver me tree trunks.

Ablast, me hardlies, and shiver me tree trunks. >> Arrh.

me tree trunks. >> Arrh. A scurvy pirate takes silver, a

>> Arrh. A scurvy pirate takes silver, a lowdown bilge rat takes gold,

A scurvy pirate takes silver, a lowdown bilge rat takes gold, but there be only one prize for

lowdown bilge rat takes gold, but there be only one prize for the lowest of the low pirate

but there be only one prize for the lowest of the low pirate scumdog such as ye, Donkey Croc.

the lowest of the low pirate scumdog such as ye, Donkey Croc. The Crystal Coconut.

scumdog such as ye, Donkey Croc. The Crystal Coconut. The gem what holds the power of

The Crystal Coconut. The gem what holds the power of the Seven Seas.

The gem what holds the power of the Seven Seas. >> DK: Aye-aye, nose-nose,

the Seven Seas. >> DK: Aye-aye, nose-nose, throat-throat.

>> DK: Aye-aye, nose-nose, throat-throat. (Laughing)

throat-throat. (Laughing) Uh, any idea where I might be

(Laughing) Uh, any idea where I might be finding one of them coconuts?

Uh, any idea where I might be finding one of them coconuts? >> Draw him a map.

finding one of them coconuts? >> Draw him a map. >> FUNKY: Any sign of him, Diddy

>> Draw him a map. >> FUNKY: Any sign of him, Diddy dude?

>> FUNKY: Any sign of him, Diddy dude? >> No, Funky.

dude? >> No, Funky. Oh, wait, I see something!

>> No, Funky. Oh, wait, I see something! Whoa, pirates!

Oh, wait, I see something! Whoa, pirates! >> FUNKY: Whoa!

Whoa, pirates! >> FUNKY: Whoa! The peg leg, eye-patchin' dudes

>> FUNKY: Whoa! The peg leg, eye-patchin' dudes are back!

The peg leg, eye-patchin' dudes are back! >> DIDDY: We'd better warn

are back! >> DIDDY: We'd better warn Cranky.

>> DIDDY: We'd better warn Cranky. With DK lost, the Crystal

Cranky. With DK lost, the Crystal Coconut is in danger.

With DK lost, the Crystal Coconut is in danger. >> Roger.

Coconut is in danger. >> Roger. Over and out.

>> Roger. Over and out. (Diddy screaming)

>> My favourite banana necklace is gone and whoever stole it left this.

is gone and whoever stole it left this. >> EDDIE: Club!

left this. >> EDDIE: Club! Club gone!

>> EDDIE: Club! Club gone! Eddie club gone!

Club gone! Eddie club gone! Thief leave-- thief leave--

Eddie club gone! Thief leave-- thief leave-- thief leave snack.

¶

>> DK: Har, har, har, har. >> KLUMP: He stole your throne, King K. Rool, sir.

>> KLUMP: He stole your throne, King K. Rool, sir. Donkey Kong stole your throne!

King K. Rool, sir. Donkey Kong stole your throne! >> I'm aware of that, General

Donkey Kong stole your throne! >> I'm aware of that, General Klump, but the question I want

>> I'm aware of that, General Klump, but the question I want answered is why.

>> CRANKY: Pirates, eh? >> Without question! Crocs of the skull-and-crossbone

>> Without question! Crocs of the skull-and-crossbone variety.

Crocs of the skull-and-crossbone variety. >> And still no sign of DK!

variety. >> And still no sign of DK! >> Then who's gonna protect the

>> And still no sign of DK! >> Then who's gonna protect the Crystal Coconut?!

>> Then who's gonna protect the Crystal Coconut?! Ya-ha!

Crystal Coconut?! Ya-ha! Donkey Kong to the rescue!

Ya-ha! Donkey Kong to the rescue! >> I'll take that.

Donkey Kong to the rescue! >> I'll take that. >> Was he-- wearing an eye

>> I'll take that. >> Was he-- wearing an eye patch?

>> Was he-- wearing an eye patch? (Propellers whizzing)

patch? (Propellers whizzing) >> DK: The name's Donkey Croc.

(Propellers whizzing) >> DK: The name's Donkey Croc. (Laughing)

>> DK: The name's Donkey Croc. (Laughing) >> The Donkey dude thinks he's a

(Laughing) >> The Donkey dude thinks he's a pirate dude.

>> The Donkey dude thinks he's a pirate dude. >> And he just pirated the

pirate dude. >> And he just pirated the Crystal Coconut.

>> And he just pirated the Crystal Coconut. >> DIDDY: Now what do we do?

>> SKURVY: A pretty good day's piratin' I'd say, Donkey Ko-- I mean, Croc.

piratin' I'd say, Donkey Ko-- I mean, Croc. (Laughing)

I mean, Croc. (Laughing) Now, what be we doin', lads?

(Laughing) Now, what be we doin', lads? >> Section Three, Paragraph

Now, what be we doin', lads? >> Section Three, Paragraph Four, Kaptain Skurvy, sir.

>> Section Three, Paragraph Four, Kaptain Skurvy, sir. (Groaning)

Four, Kaptain Skurvy, sir. (Groaning) >> Gift-wrap it?

(Groaning) >> Gift-wrap it? >> Bury it, you walnut-brained

>> Gift-wrap it? >> Bury it, you walnut-brained bottom-feeder.

>> Bury it, you walnut-brained bottom-feeder. We be pirates, it be treasure,

bottom-feeder. We be pirates, it be treasure, so we be buryin' the treasure.

We be pirates, it be treasure, so we be buryin' the treasure. All except this, of course.

so we be buryin' the treasure. All except this, of course. (Laughing)

All except this, of course. (Laughing) >> ROOL: So, that's it.

(Laughing) >> ROOL: So, that's it. There's the reason Donkey Kong

>> ROOL: So, that's it. There's the reason Donkey Kong took my throne.

There's the reason Donkey Kong took my throne. >> Uh, he-- uh-- wanted a seat?

took my throne. >> Uh, he-- uh-- wanted a seat? >> No, you knucklehead!

>> Uh, he-- uh-- wanted a seat? >> No, you knucklehead! For some reason, Donkey Kong

>> No, you knucklehead! For some reason, Donkey Kong thinks he's a pirate, so he's

For some reason, Donkey Kong thinks he's a pirate, so he's pirating everything that's not

thinks he's a pirate, so he's pirating everything that's not glued down.

pirating everything that's not glued down. >> Or maybe he's brainy-washed.

glued down. >> Or maybe he's brainy-washed. >> Something only you'd be

>> Or maybe he's brainy-washed. >> Something only you'd be immune too.

>> Something only you'd be immune too. >> Uh, he-- he could be

immune too. >> Uh, he-- he could be 'hypotized'.

>> Uh, he-- he could be 'hypotized'. >> Whatever!

'hypotized'. >> Whatever! The question now is how can we

>> Whatever! The question now is how can we move this turn of events to get

The question now is how can we move this turn of events to get the Crystal Coconut into my

move this turn of events to get the Crystal Coconut into my claws?

the Crystal Coconut into my claws? >> CRANKY: Ah, here it is.

claws? >> CRANKY: Ah, here it is. Memory loss.

>> CRANKY: Ah, here it is. Memory loss. It says, "A recently lost memory

Memory loss. It says, "A recently lost memory can be restored by--"

It says, "A recently lost memory can be restored by--" >> How, Cranky?

can be restored by--" >> How, Cranky? >> How?

>> How, Cranky? >> How? >> That's it!

>> How? >> That's it! >> DIDDY: What's it?

(Chewing)

(Sighing)

>> SKURVY: Arrh? >> Maybe we should get him to dig the holes before we get rid

>> Maybe we should get him to dig the holes before we get rid of him.

dig the holes before we get rid of him. >> Aye, but I can't stands any

of him. >> Aye, but I can't stands any more of that monkey stuff on my

>> Aye, but I can't stands any more of that monkey stuff on my ship.

more of that monkey stuff on my ship. >> Easy for you to say, you just

ship. >> Easy for you to say, you just hold the map, you don't have to

>> Easy for you to say, you just hold the map, you don't have to dig.

hold the map, you don't have to dig. >> What be that, third mate?

dig. >> What be that, third mate? Ahoy, Donkey Croc.

>> What be that, third mate? Ahoy, Donkey Croc. I be needin' you to do me

Ahoy, Donkey Croc. I be needin' you to do me another favour.

I be needin' you to do me another favour. >> More booty, Kaptain?

another favour. >> More booty, Kaptain? >> Narrh, this time, lad.

>> More booty, Kaptain? >> Narrh, this time, lad. I want ye to go ashore and

>> Narrh, this time, lad. I want ye to go ashore and capture a scurvy seadog, goes by

I want ye to go ashore and capture a scurvy seadog, goes by the name of Donkey Kong.

capture a scurvy seadog, goes by the name of Donkey Kong. (Laughing)

the name of Donkey Kong. (Laughing) >> Aye-aye, nose--

(Laughing) >> Aye-aye, nose-- >> Just get on with it!

>> Aye-aye, nose-- >> Just get on with it! (Laughing)

>> Just get on with it! (Laughing) The landlubber's goin' to hunt

(Laughing) The landlubber's goin' to hunt heself.

The landlubber's goin' to hunt heself. (Laughing)

heself. (Laughing) >> Donkey Kong had an accident?

(Laughing) >> Donkey Kong had an accident? Is he okay, Cranky?

>> Donkey Kong had an accident? Is he okay, Cranky? >> Well, he got whacked on the

Is he okay, Cranky? >> Well, he got whacked on the head, lost his memory, thinks

>> Well, he got whacked on the head, lost his memory, thinks he's a pirate, stole the Crystal

head, lost his memory, thinks he's a pirate, stole the Crystal Coconut, and now we can't find

he's a pirate, stole the Crystal Coconut, and now we can't find him.

Coconut, and now we can't find him. According to my book, we've only

him. According to my book, we've only got one hope.

According to my book, we've only got one hope. >> You want me to bonk him on

got one hope. >> You want me to bonk him on the head again?

>> You want me to bonk him on the head again? >> If that's all it took to get

the head again? >> If that's all it took to get his memory back, I'd do it

>> If that's all it took to get his memory back, I'd do it myself.

his memory back, I'd do it myself. With pleasure.

myself. With pleasure. I'm afraid it's not that simple.

>> Guess I should've asked the Kaptain for a map or something. >> Where on Earth have you been?

Kaptain for a map or something. >> Where on Earth have you been? >> Arrh.

>> Where on Earth have you been? >> Arrh. You've got me confused with

>> Arrh. You've got me confused with someone else.

You've got me confused with someone else. I'm Donkey Croc, the pirate--

someone else. I'm Donkey Croc, the pirate-- arrh-- and I'm looking for

I'm Donkey Croc, the pirate-- arrh-- and I'm looking for Donkey Kong the-- (Screeching)--

arrh-- and I'm looking for Donkey Kong the-- (Screeching)-- ape.

Donkey Kong the-- (Screeching)-- ape. >> No, you're not.

ape. >> No, you're not. >> I'm not?

>> No, you're not. >> I'm not? >> No, you're Donkey Rool.

¶ ¶ Well, listen here, while I make it clear ¶

¶ Well, listen here, while I make it clear ¶ ¶ I can't believe you can't see

make it clear ¶ ¶ I can't believe you can't see what we see here ¶

¶ I can't believe you can't see what we see here ¶ ¶ A crocodile is the superior

what we see here ¶ ¶ A crocodile is the superior species ¶

¶ A crocodile is the superior species ¶ ¶ You're Donkey Croc, initials

species ¶ ¶ You're Donkey Croc, initials D.C. ¶

¶ You're Donkey Croc, initials D.C. ¶ ¶ Looking at your claws, you

D.C. ¶ ¶ Looking at your claws, you could be one of my in-laws ¶

¶ Looking at your claws, you could be one of my in-laws ¶ ¶ 'Cause you're one of us ¶

could be one of my in-laws ¶ ¶ 'Cause you're one of us ¶ ¶ One of us ¶

¶ 'Cause you're one of us ¶ ¶ One of us ¶ ¶ You're mean and green, scaly

¶ One of us ¶ ¶ You're mean and green, scaly sheen ¶

¶ You're mean and green, scaly sheen ¶ ¶ Can't you see that you're one

sheen ¶ ¶ Can't you see that you're one of us? ¶

¶ Can't you see that you're one of us? ¶ ¶ You walk the walk like brother

of us? ¶ ¶ You walk the walk like brother croc ¶

¶ You walk the walk like brother croc ¶ ¶ Arm in arm, together we rock ¶

croc ¶ ¶ Arm in arm, together we rock ¶ ¶ Well, if what you say is

¶ Arm in arm, together we rock ¶ ¶ Well, if what you say is true ¶

¶ Well, if what you say is true ¶ ¶ Then, I guess we're brothers,

true ¶ ¶ Then, I guess we're brothers, same color with a similar view ¶

¶ Then, I guess we're brothers, same color with a similar view ¶ ¶ With these fangs and this

same color with a similar view ¶ ¶ With these fangs and this scaly skin ¶

¶ With these fangs and this scaly skin ¶ ¶ There's no question that we're

scaly skin ¶ ¶ There's no question that we're family, next of kin ¶

¶ There's no question that we're family, next of kin ¶ ¶

family, next of kin ¶ ¶ ¶ 'Cause I'm one of you ¶

¶ ¶ 'Cause I'm one of you ¶ ¶ One of you! ¶

¶ 'Cause I'm one of you ¶ ¶ One of you! ¶ ¶ The same crew ¶

¶ One of you! ¶ ¶ The same crew ¶ ¶ Nothing I can do ¶

¶ The same crew ¶ ¶ Nothing I can do ¶ ¶ I can see I'm one of you ¶

¶ Nothing I can do ¶ ¶ I can see I'm one of you ¶ ¶ One of you, one of you! ¶

¶ I can see I'm one of you ¶ ¶ One of you, one of you! ¶ ¶ The same crew ¶

¶ One of you, one of you! ¶ ¶ The same crew ¶ ¶ I'm really one of you! ¶

¶ The same crew ¶ ¶ I'm really one of you! ¶ ¶

(Rool laughing)

>> It's been a long time since you've done a job for me, Donkey Rool.

you've done a job for me, Donkey Rool. >> If you say it has.

Rool. >> If you say it has. >> You wouldn't, by any chance,

>> If you say it has. >> You wouldn't, by any chance, know where you could get your

>> You wouldn't, by any chance, know where you could get your hands on, say-- a Crystal

know where you could get your hands on, say-- a Crystal Coconut, would you?

>> I know just where one is. >> I thought you might.

¶ >> Lay it on him, Diddy dude. >> Before you take another step,

>> Lay it on him, Diddy dude. >> Before you take another step, I want you to try to remember

>> Before you take another step, I want you to try to remember the time we were trapped

I want you to try to remember the time we were trapped together in those barrels.

the time we were trapped together in those barrels. >> SKURVY: Well, me little

together in those barrels. >> SKURVY: Well, me little guppies, let's see you get out

>> SKURVY: Well, me little guppies, let's see you get out of this one.

guppies, let's see you get out of this one. Arrh.

of this one. Arrh. >> Let us go, Skurvy!

Arrh. >> Let us go, Skurvy! >> Oh, I'll let you go.

>> Let us go, Skurvy! >> Oh, I'll let you go. >> You will?

>> Oh, I'll let you go. >> You will? >> Just as soon as I find some

>> You will? >> Just as soon as I find some shark-infested waters!

>> Just as soon as I find some shark-infested waters! (Laughing)

And now, with Donkey Kong out of my way, nothing can stop me. >> Except me, squidface.

of my way, nothing can stop me. >> Except me, squidface. >> Donkey Kong?

>> Except me, squidface. >> Donkey Kong? >> I'm sorry, did I interrupt

>> Donkey Kong? >> I'm sorry, did I interrupt something?

>> I'm sorry, did I interrupt something? >> Get those knuckle-draggin'

something? >> Get those knuckle-draggin' landlubbers.

>> Get those knuckle-draggin' landlubbers. (Shouting)

landlubbers. (Shouting) >> I need some backup here!

(Shouting) >> I need some backup here! >> Stand still.

>> I need some backup here! >> Stand still. >> DIDDY: Help!

>> Stand still. >> DIDDY: Help! >> You were saying?

>> DIDDY: Help! >> You were saying? Banana slamma!

>> You were saying? Banana slamma! >> Remember?

Banana slamma! >> Remember? >> Sorry, no.

>> Remember? >> Sorry, no. Now, if you don't mind--

>> Sorry, no. Now, if you don't mind-- >> FUNKY: Try trippin' back to

Now, if you don't mind-- >> FUNKY: Try trippin' back to when you were movin' and

>> FUNKY: Try trippin' back to when you were movin' and groovin' in the Temple of the

when you were movin' and groovin' in the Temple of the Inka Dinka dude.

groovin' in the Temple of the Inka Dinka dude. >> Is it me or does the floor

Inka Dinka dude. >> Is it me or does the floor seem a little narrow?

>> Is it me or does the floor seem a little narrow? >> Why look at the negative, DK?

seem a little narrow? >> Why look at the negative, DK? >> Yeah.

>> Why look at the negative, DK? >> Yeah. Besides, we're monkeys.

>> Yeah. Besides, we're monkeys. To us, that's a highway.

Besides, we're monkeys. To us, that's a highway. >> Well, here goes.

To us, that's a highway. >> Well, here goes. >> A little drum music, if you

>> Well, here goes. >> A little drum music, if you please.

>> A little drum music, if you please. ¶

please. ¶ >> Let me know if you see--

¶ >> Let me know if you see-- -- anything.

>> Let me know if you see-- -- anything. >> DK, duck!

-- anything. >> DK, duck! >> Whoa!

>> DK, duck! >> Whoa! >> Don't stop!

>> Whoa! >> Don't stop! Keep movin'!

>> Don't stop! Keep movin'! Let your body do the brainwork!

>> Banana slamma!

>> Nuh-uh, not me. >> Oh, come on! There's got to be something you

>> Oh, come on! There's got to be something you remember!

There's got to be something you remember! Something that'll convince you

remember! Something that'll convince you you're not Donkey Croc the

Something that'll convince you you're not Donkey Croc the pirate.

you're not Donkey Croc the pirate. >> Well, of course I'm not

pirate. >> Well, of course I'm not Donkey Croc the pirate.

>> Well, of course I'm not Donkey Croc the pirate. I'm Donkey Rool.

Donkey Croc the pirate. I'm Donkey Rool. >> DIDDY: "Donkey Rool"?

I'm Donkey Rool. >> DIDDY: "Donkey Rool"? >> Gotta run.

>> DIDDY: "Donkey Rool"? >> Gotta run. I'm on my way to the Crystal

>> Gotta run. I'm on my way to the Crystal Coconut for King K. Rool.

>> This is even worse!

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>> CRANKY: Hold it right there! >> Not another one. Listen, old-timer, before you

>> Not another one. Listen, old-timer, before you try to tell me I'm someone I'm

Listen, old-timer, before you try to tell me I'm someone I'm not, I'll tell you exactly who I

try to tell me I'm someone I'm not, I'll tell you exactly who I am.

not, I'll tell you exactly who I am. I'm Donkey Rool.

am. I'm Donkey Rool. >> "Donkey Rool"?

I'm Donkey Rool. >> "Donkey Rool"? Boy, this doesn't get any

>> "Donkey Rool"? Boy, this doesn't get any easier.

Boy, this doesn't get any easier. I'll have to pull out the heavy

easier. I'll have to pull out the heavy artillery.

I'll have to pull out the heavy artillery. >> Need a hand lifting it,

artillery. >> Need a hand lifting it, old-timer?

>> Need a hand lifting it, old-timer? >> He sure didn't lose any of

old-timer? >> He sure didn't lose any of his intellect.

>> He sure didn't lose any of his intellect. Knock off the "old-timer" stuff

his intellect. Knock off the "old-timer" stuff and listen to me.

Knock off the "old-timer" stuff and listen to me. You're Donkey Kong, and you're

and listen to me. You're Donkey Kong, and you're going to remember the time

You're Donkey Kong, and you're going to remember the time when--

(Screaming) >> Save me! >> We're all doomed!

>> Save me! >> We're all doomed! >> DK: Banana slamma!

(Squawking) He who laughs last-- >> Laughs best.

He who laughs last-- >> Laughs best. >> Ha!

>> Why, you little--! >> DIDDY: DK, over!

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>> No!

>> DIDDY: DK!

>> DK: "The curse of the double doubloon can easily be reversed.

doubloon can easily be reversed. Read these words and you will

reversed. Read these words and you will see your island is no longer

Read these words and you will see your island is no longer cursed."

see your island is no longer cursed." >> DIDDY: Ya-ha!

cursed." >> DIDDY: Ya-ha! Donkey Kong saves the day!

>> DIDDY: Ya-ha! Donkey Kong saves the day! >> CRANKY: Ya-hee!

Donkey Kong saves the day! >> CRANKY: Ya-hee! I knew I could make you

>> CRANKY: Ya-hee! I knew I could make you remember!

I knew I could make you remember! You're Donkey--!

remember! You're Donkey--! >> DK: Rool.

You're Donkey--! >> DK: Rool. >> Okay, that's it.

>> DK: Rool. >> Okay, that's it. I thought I could do it, but

>> Okay, that's it. I thought I could do it, but like the book says, if

I thought I could do it, but like the book says, if anything's going to do it, it's

like the book says, if anything's going to do it, it's this.

anything's going to do it, it's this. >> Hi, Donkey Kong.

this. >> Hi, Donkey Kong. Remember, me?

>> Hi, Donkey Kong. Remember, me? Surely you must remember your

Remember, me? Surely you must remember your old sweetie pie.

Surely you must remember your old sweetie pie. >> Forget my old sweetie pie,

old sweetie pie. >> Forget my old sweetie pie, who are you?

>> Forget my old sweetie pie, who are you? >> What?!

who are you? >> What?! >> My name's Donkey Rool.

>> What?! >> My name's Donkey Rool. What's yours?

>> My name's Donkey Rool. What's yours? >> This is hopeless!

What's yours? >> This is hopeless! >> I am your old sweetie pie,

>> This is hopeless! >> I am your old sweetie pie, you-- you-- big banana for

>> I am your old sweetie pie, you-- you-- big banana for brains!

>> Gee, what happened? What did you hit me with, Cranky?

What did you hit me with, Cranky? >> CRANKY: I didn't hit you with

Cranky? >> CRANKY: I didn't hit you with anything, you big--

>> CRANKY: I didn't hit you with anything, you big-- >> Cranky, wait.

anything, you big-- >> Cranky, wait. Did you call him "Cranky"?

>> Cranky, wait. Did you call him "Cranky"? >> Sure I did, Candy.

Did you call him "Cranky"? >> Sure I did, Candy. I was gonna call him something

>> Sure I did, Candy. I was gonna call him something else, but-- you were present.

What are you staring at? You look like you don't remember who I am.

You look like you don't remember who I am. I'm Donkey Kong, your boyfriend,

who I am. I'm Donkey Kong, your boyfriend, Candy.

I'm Donkey Kong, your boyfriend, Candy. >> Oh, yay, he's back!

Candy. >> Oh, yay, he's back! I love you, Donkey Kong.

>> Oh, yay, he's back! I love you, Donkey Kong. >> Yeah!

I love you, Donkey Kong. >> Yeah! Where did I go?

>> Yeah! Where did I go? >> No time to explain now.

Where did I go? >> No time to explain now. You've got to get the Crystal

>> No time to explain now. You've got to get the Crystal Coconut back from those pirates.

You've got to get the Crystal Coconut back from those pirates. >> "Pirates"?

Coconut back from those pirates. >> "Pirates"? >> Don't worry, I have a plan.

>> DK: Avast, me lardlubbers! Walk the plank! Thar' be a king gator, what goes

Walk the plank! Thar' be a king gator, what goes by the name Rool, closing in on

Thar' be a king gator, what goes by the name Rool, closing in on us in the company of an army of

by the name Rool, closing in on us in the company of an army of killer crocs!

us in the company of an army of killer crocs! Hoist anchor!

killer crocs! Hoist anchor! Full sails ahead!

Hoist anchor! Full sails ahead! Save your scurvy hide before

Full sails ahead! Save your scurvy hide before it's too late!

Save your scurvy hide before it's too late! I'll hide the treasure.

it's too late! I'll hide the treasure. Don't worry, "X" marks the spot.

I'll hide the treasure. Don't worry, "X" marks the spot. >> But--

Don't worry, "X" marks the spot. >> But-- Cast off!

>> But-- Cast off! >> DK: King K. Rool, King K.

Cast off! >> DK: King K. Rool, King K. Rool!

>> DK: King K. Rool, King K. Rool! >> ROOL: Donkey Ko-- (Hemming)--

Rool! >> ROOL: Donkey Ko-- (Hemming)-- I mean, Donkey Rool.

>> ROOL: Donkey Ko-- (Hemming)-- I mean, Donkey Rool. You're back.

I mean, Donkey Rool. You're back. Where's the Crystal Coconut?

You're back. Where's the Crystal Coconut? >> I had to hide it.

Where's the Crystal Coconut? >> I had to hide it. There are pirates everywhere.

>> I had to hide it. There are pirates everywhere. It's in a secret place.

There are pirates everywhere. It's in a secret place. "X" marks the spot.

Boy, it sure is nice having the Crystal Coconut back. >> You can say that again.

Crystal Coconut back. >> You can say that again. >> Boy, it sure is nice having--

>> And to think that all this trouble started 'cause DK was careless with his banana peels!

trouble started 'cause DK was careless with his banana peels! >> I've learned my lesson,

careless with his banana peels! >> I've learned my lesson, Diddy.

>> I've learned my lesson, Diddy. From now on, I put my banana

Diddy. From now on, I put my banana peels where they belong.

From now on, I put my banana peels where they belong. >> DIDDY: Gee, where's that, DK?

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>> Skurvy, you pestering pirate! >> Arrh, K. Rool, you bilge rat!

>> BOTH: It's mine! Whoa! Whoa!

(Sniffing)

(Chewing)

(Sighing) (Whooping)

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