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(Jungle music playing) ¶ Ooh ¶ ¶ Ah ¶

¶ Ooh ¶ ¶ Ah ¶ ¶ Ooh-ah ¶

¶ Ah ¶ ¶ Ooh-ah ¶ ¶ Donkey Kong ¶

¶ Ooh-ah ¶ ¶ Donkey Kong ¶ ¶ Hey-oh ¶

¶ Donkey Kong ¶ ¶ Hey-oh ¶ ¶ Look out, time to go ¶

¶ Hey-oh ¶ ¶ Look out, time to go ¶ ¶ Here he comes ¶

¶ Look out, time to go ¶ ¶ Here he comes ¶ ¶ Banana slamma ¶

¶ ¶ Donkey Kong ¶ ¶

¶ Donkey Kong ¶ ¶ ¶ Ooh ¶

¶ ¶ Ooh ¶ ¶ Ah ¶

¶ Ooh ¶ ¶ Ah ¶ ¶ Ooh-ah, Donkey Kong ¶

¶ ¶ Ooh ¶ ¶ Ah ¶

¶ Ooh ¶ ¶ Ah ¶ ¶ Ooh-ah, Donkey Kong ¶

¶ Ah ¶ ¶ Ooh-ah, Donkey Kong ¶ ¶ Hey-oh ¶

¶ Ooh-ah, Donkey Kong ¶ ¶ Hey-oh ¶ ¶ Look out, time to go ¶

¶ Hey-oh ¶ ¶ Look out, time to go ¶ ¶ Here he comes ¶

¶ Look out, time to go ¶ ¶ Here he comes ¶ ¶ Banana slamma ¶

¶ Here he comes ¶ ¶ Banana slamma ¶ ¶ Kongo Bongo's hero ¶

¶ Banana slamma ¶ ¶ Kongo Bongo's hero ¶ ¶ Hey-oh ¶

¶ Kongo Bongo's hero ¶ ¶ Hey-oh ¶ ¶ Donkey Kong, let's go ¶

¶ Hey-oh ¶ ¶ Donkey Kong, let's go ¶ ¶ Let's go ¶

¶ Donkey Kong, let's go ¶ ¶ Let's go ¶ ¶ Here he comes ¶

¶ Let's go ¶ ¶ Here he comes ¶ ¶ Banana slamma ¶

>> But you just spent the last three days with Donkey Kong. >> Yeah, three days of solid

three days with Donkey Kong. >> Yeah, three days of solid rain, cooped up in here.

>> Yeah, three days of solid rain, cooped up in here. >> But this is my first day off

rain, cooped up in here. >> But this is my first day off in weeks, Diddy, and I planned

>> But this is my first day off in weeks, Diddy, and I planned to spend my afternoon with my

in weeks, Diddy, and I planned to spend my afternoon with my boyfriend.

to spend my afternoon with my boyfriend. >> Yeah?

boyfriend. >> Yeah? Well, I plan to spend my

>> Yeah? Well, I plan to spend my afternoon with my best buddy.

Well, I plan to spend my afternoon with my best buddy. >> Yeah?

afternoon with my best buddy. >> Yeah? Well, he'd rather spend time

>> Yeah? Well, he'd rather spend time with me.

Well, he'd rather spend time with me. >> Oh, you think so, Candy?

with me. >> Oh, you think so, Candy? Ha!

>> Oh, you think so, Candy? Ha! Well, I know for a fact he'd

Ha! Well, I know for a fact he'd rather spend time with me.

Well, I know for a fact he'd rather spend time with me. >> Really?

rather spend time with me. >> Really? >> It's so nice to be popular.

>> Really? >> It's so nice to be popular. >> Tell her, DK!

>> It's so nice to be popular. >> Tell her, DK! Tell Candy you'd rather be with

>> Tell her, DK! Tell Candy you'd rather be with me.

Tell Candy you'd rather be with me. >> Well, I, uh--

me. >> Well, I, uh-- >> Tell him, Donkey Kong.

>> Well, I, uh-- >> Tell him, Donkey Kong. Tell Diddy you'd much rather be

>> Tell him, Donkey Kong. Tell Diddy you'd much rather be with me.

Tell Diddy you'd much rather be with me. >> Well, uh, well, this is--

with me. >> Well, uh, well, this is-- >> Quit your blabbering, Donkey

>> Well, uh, well, this is-- >> Quit your blabbering, Donkey Kong, I want that miserable butt

>> Quit your blabbering, Donkey Kong, I want that miserable butt of yours in my cabin yesterday.

Kong, I want that miserable butt of yours in my cabin yesterday. Now move it!

of yours in my cabin yesterday. Now move it! >> Cranky, nice to see you too.

Now move it! >> Cranky, nice to see you too. Gotta go!

>> Cranky, nice to see you too. Gotta go! You know how cranky Cranky gets

Gotta go! You know how cranky Cranky gets when you keep him, uh, waiting.

¶ I don't know what you've got brewing ¶ ¶ But I know what DK's doin' ¶

what you've got brewing ¶ ¶ But I know what DK's doin' ¶ ¶ He's gonna spend time watching

¶ But I know what DK's doin' ¶ ¶ He's gonna spend time watching monkey movies with me ¶

¶ He's gonna spend time watching monkey movies with me ¶ ¶ Oh please! ¶

monkey movies with me ¶ ¶ Oh please! ¶ ¶ I don't think so ¶

¶ Oh please! ¶ ¶ I don't think so ¶ ¶ My man's gonna

¶ I don't think so ¶ ¶ My man's gonna eat like a beast ¶

¶ My man's gonna eat like a beast ¶ ¶ 'Cause I prepared

eat like a beast ¶ ¶ 'Cause I prepared a banana feast! ¶

¶ 'Cause I prepared a banana feast! ¶ ¶ I'm gonna treat him

a banana feast! ¶ ¶ I'm gonna treat him like the king he is! ¶

¶ I'm gonna treat him like the king he is! ¶ >> Huh!

like the king he is! ¶ >> Huh! We'll see about that!

>> Huh! We'll see about that! ¶ You don't seem to understand!

We'll see about that! ¶ You don't seem to understand! ¶ Get it through your head

¶ You don't seem to understand! ¶ Get it through your head if you can ¶

¶ Get it through your head if you can ¶ ¶ Didn't you see

if you can ¶ ¶ Didn't you see the look in his eyes? ¶

¶ Didn't you see the look in his eyes? ¶ ¶ Girl, it's time for

the look in his eyes? ¶ ¶ Girl, it's time for you to get wise! ¶

¶ Girl, it's time for you to get wise! ¶ ¶ That's why he'd rather

be with me! ¶

¶ I know what he wants 'cause a girl can tell! ¶ ¶ But only a buddy

'cause a girl can tell! ¶ ¶ But only a buddy knows him well! ¶

¶ But only a buddy knows him well! ¶ ¶ My love is the food

knows him well! ¶ ¶ My love is the food that beats his heart! ¶

¶ My love is the food that beats his heart! ¶ ¶ With snacks and sodas

that beats his heart! ¶ ¶ With snacks and sodas you'll never tear us apart! ¶

¶ With snacks and sodas you'll never tear us apart! ¶ ¶ I'll tell you what he needs

you'll never tear us apart! ¶ ¶ I'll tell you what he needs is sweet romance! ¶

¶ I'll tell you what he needs is sweet romance! ¶ ¶ Up against TV

is sweet romance! ¶ ¶ Up against TV you don't stand a chance! ¶

¶ Up against TV you don't stand a chance! ¶ ¶ He gave me that look! ¶

you don't stand a chance! ¶ ¶ He gave me that look! ¶ ¶ That was dirt in his eye! ¶

¶ He gave me that look! ¶ ¶ That was dirt in his eye! ¶ ¶ I can read him like a book! ¶

¶ That was dirt in his eye! ¶ ¶ I can read him like a book! ¶ ¶ Guys will always be guys! ¶

¶ I can read him like a book! ¶ ¶ Guys will always be guys! ¶ ¶ He wants me

¶ Guys will always be guys! ¶ ¶ He wants me you pint-sized ape ¶

¶ He wants me you pint-sized ape ¶ ¶ It's time for me

you pint-sized ape ¶ ¶ It's time for me to set you straight! ¶

¶ It's time for me to set you straight! ¶ ¶ That's why he'd rather

to set you straight! ¶ ¶ That's why he'd rather be with me! ¶

¶ That's why he'd rather be with me! ¶ ¶ That's why he'd rather

be with me! ¶ ¶ That's why he'd rather be with me! ¶

¶ That's why he'd rather be with me! ¶ ¶ That's why he'd rather

be with me! ¶ ¶ That's why he'd rather be with me! ¶

¶ That's why he'd rather be with me! ¶ >> Ha, see what I mean?

be with me! ¶ >> Ha, see what I mean? (Laughing)

>> Ha, see what I mean? (Laughing) ¶ That's why he'd rather

(Laughing) ¶ That's why he'd rather be with me! ¶

¶ That's why he'd rather be with me! ¶ ¶ With you? ¶

be with me! ¶ ¶ With you? ¶ ¶ Yeah me! ¶

¶ With you? ¶ ¶ Yeah me! ¶ ¶ We'll see! ¶

¶ Yeah me! ¶ ¶ We'll see! ¶ ¶ That's why he'd rather

¶ We'll see! ¶ ¶ That's why he'd rather be with me ¶

>> Well, General Klump. >> Well, what, King K. Rool, sir?

>> Well, what, King K. Rool, sir? >> You're a general.

sir? >> You're a general. Generals usually have plans.

>> You're a general. Generals usually have plans. You know, tactics, manoeuvres.

Generals usually have plans. You know, tactics, manoeuvres. What is your plan, Klump?

You know, tactics, manoeuvres. What is your plan, Klump? >> Um, plan?

What is your plan, Klump? >> Um, plan? >> A plan to get that Crystal

>> Um, plan? >> A plan to get that Crystal Coconut away from those banana

>> A plan to get that Crystal Coconut away from those banana munching mammals.

Coconut away from those banana munching mammals. >> Oh, a plan!

munching mammals. >> Oh, a plan! Yes, sir!

>> Oh, a plan! Yes, sir! Priority one!

Yes, sir! Priority one! Initiate possible offensive

Priority one! Initiate possible offensive strategies, factor estimated

Initiate possible offensive strategies, factor estimated casualties, acceptable losses...

strategies, factor estimated casualties, acceptable losses... >> Just keep it simple, Klump,

casualties, acceptable losses... >> Just keep it simple, Klump, like you.

>> Just keep it simple, Klump, like you. >> That's an affirmative, sir.

Any suggestions? >> You could start by spying on those confounded apes, see what

>> You could start by spying on those confounded apes, see what they're up to.

those confounded apes, see what they're up to. >> Spy, sir?

they're up to. >> Spy, sir? Yes, sir.

>> Spy, sir? Yes, sir. Sir, spy.

>> How am I going to choose between Candy and Diddy? >> What kept you?

between Candy and Diddy? >> What kept you? >> I've got personal problems,

>> What kept you? >> I've got personal problems, Cranky.

>> I've got personal problems, Cranky. >> You've got problems, huh?

Cranky. >> You've got problems, huh? Watch this!

>> You've got problems, huh? Watch this! These blasted trigger barrels

Watch this! These blasted trigger barrels have seized up!

These blasted trigger barrels have seized up! >> Leave it to me, old timer.

have seized up! >> Leave it to me, old timer. (Grunting)

You're right, Cranky. >> Of course I'm right. Rusted out 'cause of all the

>> Of course I'm right. Rusted out 'cause of all the darn rain.

Rusted out 'cause of all the darn rain. >> That means the traps are...

darn rain. >> That means the traps are... >> Useless, like a lot of other

>> That means the traps are... >> Useless, like a lot of other things around here.

>> Useless, like a lot of other things around here. And if King K. Rool finds out

things around here. And if King K. Rool finds out our defences are down...

And if King K. Rool finds out our defences are down... >> If he tries to get his scaly

our defences are down... >> If he tries to get his scaly claws on the Crystal Coconut,

>> If he tries to get his scaly claws on the Crystal Coconut, he'll have to get past me first.

But maybe you can keep an eye on things for a while. See, I've got to go and explain

things for a while. See, I've got to go and explain something to Candy and Diddy.

See, I've got to go and explain something to Candy and Diddy. You see....

something to Candy and Diddy. You see.... >> No!

You see.... >> No! You see!

>> No! You see! What we need are two new trigger

You see! What we need are two new trigger barrels.

What we need are two new trigger barrels. >> The barrel factory!

barrels. >> The barrel factory! >> You've got just enough time

>> The barrel factory! >> You've got just enough time to get there before Bluster

>> You've got just enough time to get there before Bluster shuts it down for the weekend.

to get there before Bluster shuts it down for the weekend. >> You can count on me.

shuts it down for the weekend. >> You can count on me. Ah!

>> You can count on me. Ah! (Crashing)

Ah! (Crashing) Ugh.

(Crashing) Ugh. >> And no stopping along the

Ugh. >> And no stopping along the way!

>> And no stopping along the way! Why do I have a bad feeling

way! Why do I have a bad feeling about this?

>> CANDY: Donkey Kong! >> Candy?

>> So, are we on for this afternoon? >> "On"?

afternoon? >> "On"? >> A special lunch at my place.

>> "On"? >> A special lunch at my place. >> But--

>> A special lunch at my place. >> But-- >> Just the two of us, Donkey

>> But-- >> Just the two of us, Donkey Kong.

>> Just the two of us, Donkey Kong. Real romantic.

Kong. Real romantic. >> But, Candy, I--

Real romantic. >> But, Candy, I-- >> You mean you don't want to

>> But, Candy, I-- >> You mean you don't want to spend time with me?

>> You mean you don't want to spend time with me? >> It's not that.

spend time with me? >> It's not that. I love to spend time with you...

>> It's not that. I love to spend time with you... >> Great!

I love to spend time with you... >> Great! See you there.

>> Great! See you there. >> But, but--

See you there. >> But, but-- >> Don't be late!

>> But, but-- >> Don't be late! >> Oh, great.

>> Don't be late! >> Oh, great. Now what am I going to tell

>> Oh, great. Now what am I going to tell Diddy?

Diddy is a good buddy, he'll understand. >> DIDDY: Yo, DK!

understand. >> DIDDY: Yo, DK! >> Diddy!

>> DIDDY: Yo, DK! >> Diddy! (Crashing)

>> Diddy! (Crashing) >> Looking for me, right?

(Crashing) >> Looking for me, right? >> Well, yeah.

>> Looking for me, right? >> Well, yeah. About this afternoon.

>> Well, yeah. About this afternoon. See, I told Candy...

About this afternoon. See, I told Candy... >> That you'd be spending it

See, I told Candy... >> That you'd be spending it hanging with me, watching TV.

>> That you'd be spending it hanging with me, watching TV. >> Well, no, I--

hanging with me, watching TV. >> Well, no, I-- >> So you don't want to hang

>> Well, no, I-- >> So you don't want to hang with me?

>> So you don't want to hang with me? >> No, Diddy.

with me? >> No, Diddy. I love hanging with you.

>> No, Diddy. I love hanging with you. >> Say no more, buddy boy.

I love hanging with you. >> Say no more, buddy boy. I'll warm up the TV and chill

>> Say no more, buddy boy. I'll warm up the TV and chill the sodas.

I'll warm up the TV and chill the sodas. >> But--

the sodas. >> But-- >> See you there!

>> But-- >> See you there! >> Ugh, now I'm really over a

>> See you there! >> Ugh, now I'm really over a barrel.

>> Ugh, now I'm really over a barrel. The trigger barrels!

barrel. The trigger barrels! Bluster!

>> Bluster! Am I glad you're here. >> That makes one of us.

Am I glad you're here. >> That makes one of us. >> I need two trigger barrels

>> That makes one of us. >> I need two trigger barrels right away.

>> I need two trigger barrels right away. >> Too bad.

right away. >> Too bad. We're closed.

>> Too bad. We're closed. >> Closed?!

We're closed. >> Closed?! Oh, come on, Bluster, cut me a

>> Closed?! Oh, come on, Bluster, cut me a little slack, it's just two.

Oh, come on, Bluster, cut me a little slack, it's just two. >> Please, spare me your woes.

little slack, it's just two. >> Please, spare me your woes. Thanks to your girlfriend Candy,

>> Please, spare me your woes. Thanks to your girlfriend Candy, and her day off, Mother made me

Thanks to your girlfriend Candy, and her day off, Mother made me take over the morning shift.

and her day off, Mother made me take over the morning shift. I had to operate a machine, of

take over the morning shift. I had to operate a machine, of all things!

I had to operate a machine, of all things! I even got a blister on my

all things! I even got a blister on my pinkie.

I even got a blister on my pinkie. >> Bluster, please!

pinkie. >> Bluster, please! Just two barrels.

>> Bluster, please! Just two barrels. >> If you think I'm going back

Just two barrels. >> If you think I'm going back in that wretched place to make

>> If you think I'm going back in that wretched place to make you two barrels, Donkey King,

in that wretched place to make you two barrels, Donkey King, you're barking up the wrong

you two barrels, Donkey King, you're barking up the wrong banana tree.

you're barking up the wrong banana tree. >> But, Bluster.

banana tree. >> But, Bluster. >> Come back Monday.

>> But, Bluster. >> Come back Monday. I'm sure Candy will be pleased

>> Come back Monday. I'm sure Candy will be pleased to make your barrels.

I'm sure Candy will be pleased to make your barrels. >> But, Bluster!

to make your barrels. >> But, Bluster! This is an emergency!

>> But, Bluster! This is an emergency! >> So is my weekend hot tub.

This is an emergency! >> So is my weekend hot tub. >> Oh!

>> So is my weekend hot tub. >> Oh! Cranky told me not to stop along

>> Oh! Cranky told me not to stop along the way.

Cranky told me not to stop along the way. Now what am I supposed to do?

the way. Now what am I supposed to do? With none of Cranky's traps

Now what am I supposed to do? With none of Cranky's traps working the Crystal Coconut is

With none of Cranky's traps working the Crystal Coconut is an open target!

working the Crystal Coconut is an open target! >> I think I have a plan!

an open target! >> I think I have a plan! (Laughing)

(Chewing)

>> I'm going to need all the strength I can muster if I'm going to tell Cranky he's

strength I can muster if I'm going to tell Cranky he's defenceless till Monday.

going to tell Cranky he's defenceless till Monday. (Gasping)

defenceless till Monday. (Gasping) What about Diddy and Candy?

Oh! Time to quit stalling. I can just hear Cranky now.

Time to quit stalling. I can just hear Cranky now. "When are you going to learn to

I can just hear Cranky now. "When are you going to learn to use your head, you big--"

"When are you going to learn to use your head, you big--" Whoa!

use your head, you big--" Whoa! (Crashing)

I guess I'm learning to use my head after all. Candy's work station.

head after all. Candy's work station. Let me see if I can remember how

Candy's work station. Let me see if I can remember how she said it worked.

Let me see if I can remember how she said it worked. Great!

she said it worked. Great! Now, barrel time.

Great! Now, barrel time. Um, trigger barrel.

Now, barrel time. Um, trigger barrel. Number of barrels?

Um, trigger barrel. Number of barrels? Uh, two, and a couple of extras.

Number of barrels? Uh, two, and a couple of extras. Banana slamma!

Uh, two, and a couple of extras. Banana slamma! Now to take care of Candy and

Banana slamma! Now to take care of Candy and Diddy.

Now to take care of Candy and Diddy. Everything is under--

Diddy. Everything is under-- Whoa!

Everything is under-- Whoa! (Crashing)

Whoa! (Crashing) Almost.

(Crashing) Almost. >> Today we launch our biggest

Almost. >> Today we launch our biggest attack ever!

>> Today we launch our biggest attack ever! This mission will mark the end

attack ever! This mission will mark the end of Kongo Bongo monkey business,

This mission will mark the end of Kongo Bongo monkey business, and the beginning of reptilian

of Kongo Bongo monkey business, and the beginning of reptilian rule!

and the beginning of reptilian rule! >> Yeah, sure!

rule! >> Yeah, sure! (Laughing)

>> Yeah, sure! (Laughing) >> Fill them in on the details

(Laughing) >> Fill them in on the details of the plan, Klump.

>> Fill them in on the details of the plan, Klump. >> Advanced Guard A will

of the plan, Klump. >> Advanced Guard A will reconnoitre with Rear Platoon

>> Advanced Guard A will reconnoitre with Rear Platoon B, advancing in parallel

reconnoitre with Rear Platoon B, advancing in parallel stages, flank point position--

B, advancing in parallel stages, flank point position-- >> Keep it simple!

stages, flank point position-- >> Keep it simple! >> We're going to Cranky's cabin

>> Keep it simple! >> We're going to Cranky's cabin to take the Crystal Coconut.

>> We're going to Cranky's cabin to take the Crystal Coconut. Any questions?

>> Donkey Kong! For a minute there, I thought you weren't coming.

For a minute there, I thought you weren't coming. >> I'm here, all right, but I

you weren't coming. >> I'm here, all right, but I can't stay long.

>> I'm here, all right, but I can't stay long. >> But I've made a 12-course

can't stay long. >> But I've made a 12-course meal.

>> But I've made a 12-course meal. >> Twelve courses?

meal. >> Twelve courses? >> Banana dip, crème de banana

>> Twelve courses? >> Banana dip, crème de banana soup, banana soufflé with

>> Banana dip, crème de banana soup, banana soufflé with stuffed baked banana purée, a

soup, banana soufflé with stuffed baked banana purée, a side of banana--

stuffed baked banana purée, a side of banana-- >> Uh, salt!

side of banana-- >> Uh, salt! >> What?

>> Uh, salt! >> What? >> And pepper.

>> What? >> And pepper. >> But--

>> And pepper. >> But-- >> Don't worry, I'll get them.

>> But-- >> Don't worry, I'll get them. >> But--

>> Hey, DK, you made it! >> Yup, I'm here, little buddy. But I can't stay for a whole lot

>> Yup, I'm here, little buddy. But I can't stay for a whole lot of time.

But I can't stay for a whole lot of time. >> But the Super Monkey Movie

of time. >> But the Super Monkey Movie Bananarama is about to start.

>> But the Super Monkey Movie Bananarama is about to start. Twelve hours of non-stop movies.

Bananarama is about to start. Twelve hours of non-stop movies. >> Uh, chips!

Twelve hours of non-stop movies. >> Uh, chips! >> What?

>> Uh, chips! >> What? >> Yeah, yeah, banana chips.

>> What? >> Yeah, yeah, banana chips. Munchies!

>> Yeah, yeah, banana chips. Munchies! >> But--

Munchies! >> But-- >> Don't worry, I'll get them.

>> But-- >> Don't worry, I'll get them. >> But--

>> I'm back. >> What's that?

>> Banana chips? >> You brought snack food? But I've got a 12-course lunch

>> You brought snack food? But I've got a 12-course lunch in the oven.

But I've got a 12-course lunch in the oven. >> Oh, you know what they say:

in the oven. >> Oh, you know what they say: banana chips go with everything.

>> Oh, you know what they say: banana chips go with everything. >> I thought you were getting

banana chips go with everything. >> I thought you were getting the salt.

>> I thought you were getting the salt. >> I knew I forgot something.

the salt. >> I knew I forgot something. I'll be right back.

>> I knew I forgot something. I'll be right back. >> Donkey Kong!

>> Come on, DK, the first movie's already started. Where are the chips?

movie's already started. Where are the chips? >> Whoops, be right back!

¶

(Gasping)

>> Guess I pushed too many buttons. How am I going to get two of

buttons. How am I going to get two of these trigger barrels to Cranky?

How am I going to get two of these trigger barrels to Cranky? Now, Cranky would say "Use your

these trigger barrels to Cranky? Now, Cranky would say "Use your head."

Now, Cranky would say "Use your head." That's it!

head." That's it! Lester's Rocket Delivery

That's it! Lester's Rocket Delivery Service.

Lester's Rocket Delivery Service. I just have to punch in Cranky's

Service. I just have to punch in Cranky's address, push the big red

I just have to punch in Cranky's address, push the big red button, and they'll be there in

address, push the big red button, and they'll be there in no time.

button, and they'll be there in no time. Now, where's the big red--

no time. Now, where's the big red-- A-ha!

Huh? Oh!

Donkey Kong, you did it again.

>> Everything's set to install the new trigger barrels. Where is that Donkey Kong?

the new trigger barrels. Where is that Donkey Kong? >> That's what I want to know.

Where is that Donkey Kong? >> That's what I want to know. Where is that so-called pal 'o

>> That's what I want to know. Where is that so-called pal 'o mine?

Where is that so-called pal 'o mine? We were watching movies and--

mine? We were watching movies and-- >> Watching movies?!

We were watching movies and-- >> Watching movies?! >> CANDY: All right, where is

>> Watching movies?! >> CANDY: All right, where is he?

>> CANDY: All right, where is he? Where is that so-called

he? Where is that so-called boyfriend of mine?

Where is that so-called boyfriend of mine? We were having lunch--

boyfriend of mine? We were having lunch-- >> Having lunch?

We were having lunch-- >> Having lunch? Watching movies?

>> Having lunch? Watching movies? >> Movies?

Watching movies? >> Movies? >> Uh, lunch?

>> Movies? >> Uh, lunch? >> Movies?!

>> Uh, lunch? >> Movies?! >> Lunch?

>> Movies?! >> Lunch? >> Movies?!

>> Lunch? >> Movies?! >> Lunch?!

>> Movies?! >> Lunch?! >> Enough!

>> Lunch?! >> Enough! The fate of Kongo Bongo Island

>> Enough! The fate of Kongo Bongo Island is at stake.

Look at that. I send him to get some trigger barrels for my traps, and he

I send him to get some trigger barrels for my traps, and he winds up getting himself trapped

barrels for my traps, and he winds up getting himself trapped inside the trigger barrel.

winds up getting himself trapped inside the trigger barrel. >> Well, he can stay in there

inside the trigger barrel. >> Well, he can stay in there for all I care.

>> Well, he can stay in there for all I care. >> Fine with me.

for all I care. >> Fine with me. >> No!

>> Fine with me. >> No! I have to get the barrels before

>> No! I have to get the barrels before K. Rool tries one of his sneaky

I have to get the barrels before K. Rool tries one of his sneaky attacks and steals the Crystal

K. Rool tries one of his sneaky attacks and steals the Crystal Coconut.

Hold the fort. Those slippery salamanders could attack any time.

Those slippery salamanders could attack any time. >> So that's how he does it.

attack any time. >> So that's how he does it. Cool!

>> Hip-hup, hip-hup, going to grab the coconut. >> Troop, halt!

grab the coconut. >> Troop, halt! >> So, everyone knows the plan?

>> Troop, halt! >> So, everyone knows the plan? >> Yes, sir, King K. Rool, sir!

>> So, everyone knows the plan? >> Yes, sir, King K. Rool, sir! >> Excellent.

>> Yes, sir, King K. Rool, sir! >> Excellent. Now, get moving!

>> Excellent. Now, get moving! >> Hip-hup, hip-hup, going to

Now, get moving! >> Hip-hup, hip-hup, going to grab the coconut.

>> Hip-hup, hip-hup, going to grab the coconut. >> And desist with the singing.

grab the coconut. >> And desist with the singing. This is an army, not a chorus

>> And desist with the singing. This is an army, not a chorus line.

This is an army, not a chorus line. >> One banana, one little

line. >> One banana, one little banana, that's all I need to

>> One banana, one little banana, that's all I need to bust out of here.

banana, that's all I need to bust out of here. >> That's your problem, you've

bust out of here. >> That's your problem, you've got bananas on the brain.

>> That's your problem, you've got bananas on the brain. >> Cranky?

got bananas on the brain. >> Cranky? Is that you?

>> Cranky? Is that you? >> No, I'm your fairy God

Is that you? >> No, I'm your fairy God monkey, come to tuck you in.

>> No, I'm your fairy God monkey, come to tuck you in. >> Are you ever a sight for sore

monkey, come to tuck you in. >> Are you ever a sight for sore eyes.

>> Are you ever a sight for sore eyes. >> And sore eyes is about all I

eyes. >> And sore eyes is about all I can see of you, so quit your

>> And sore eyes is about all I can see of you, so quit your whining and let's figure out a

can see of you, so quit your whining and let's figure out a way to get you out of there.

whining and let's figure out a way to get you out of there. >> Where are they, Candy?

way to get you out of there. >> Where are they, Candy? Something must have happened.

>> Where are they, Candy? Something must have happened. (Chanting)

Something must have happened. (Chanting) >> What's that?

(Chanting) >> What's that? >> I said, something must have--

>> What's that? >> I said, something must have-- >> No, that.

>> I said, something must have-- >> No, that. >> Hip-hup, hip-hup...

>> No, that. >> Hip-hup, hip-hup... >> Yikes!

>> Hip-hup, hip-hup... >> Yikes! >> ROOL: I said quiet!

>> Yikes! >> ROOL: I said quiet! >> BOTH: Kritters!

>> ROOL: I said quiet! >> BOTH: Kritters! >> What are we going to do?!

>> BOTH: Kritters! >> What are we going to do?! >> I've got an idea.

>> What are we going to do?! >> I've got an idea. Hold them off.

>> I've got an idea. Hold them off. >> Me?

Hold them off. >> Me? What about you?

>> Me? What about you? >> So you see, Cranky, it's all

What about you? >> So you see, Cranky, it's all set up.

>> So you see, Cranky, it's all set up. All you've got to do is push the

set up. All you've got to do is push the rocket delivery button.

All you've got to do is push the rocket delivery button. >> I'm just a hologram!

rocket delivery button. >> I'm just a hologram! >> That makes two of us.

>> I'm just a hologram! >> That makes two of us. >> Using the Crystal!

>> That makes two of us. >> Using the Crystal! >> Diddy, push the big red

>> Using the Crystal! >> Diddy, push the big red button.

>> Diddy, push the big red button. >> He can't!

¶ You can be here you can be there anywhere ¶ ¶ You can go any place you wat

you can be there anywhere ¶ ¶ You can go any place you wat to go, don't you know ¶

¶ You can go any place you wat to go, don't you know ¶ ¶ You're just an image of

to go, don't you know ¶ ¶ You're just an image of yourself floating in the air ¶

¶ You're just an image of yourself floating in the air ¶ ¶ Can't lift a thing and

yourself floating in the air ¶ ¶ Can't lift a thing and you can't even comb your hair¶

¶ Can't lift a thing and you can't even comb your hair¶ ¶ A hologram

you can't even comb your hair¶ ¶ A hologram is like a telegram ¶

¶ A hologram is like a telegram ¶ ¶ You can send it anywhere

is like a telegram ¶ ¶ You can send it anywhere but you never go nowhere ¶

¶ You can send it anywhere but you never go nowhere ¶ ¶ You've got to realise

but you never go nowhere ¶ ¶ You've got to realise your limitations ¶

¶ You've got to realise your limitations ¶ ¶ When you're just thin air ¶

your limitations ¶ ¶ When you're just thin air ¶ (Broken speech)

¶ When you're just thin air ¶ (Broken speech) >> Hold on a second, I'm not

(Broken speech) >> Hold on a second, I'm not finished.

>> Hold on a second, I'm not finished. Where was I?

finished. Where was I? Oh, yeah.

Where was I? Oh, yeah. ¶ You can't peel bananas

Oh, yeah. ¶ You can't peel bananas that you want to eat ¶

¶ You can't peel bananas that you want to eat ¶ ¶ You can't feel the ground

that you want to eat ¶ ¶ You can't feel the ground with your own two feet ¶

¶ You can't feel the ground with your own two feet ¶ >> You can't even eat bananas?

with your own two feet ¶ >> You can't even eat bananas? >> No!

>> You can't even eat bananas? >> No! How many time do I got to tell

>> No! How many time do I got to tell you?

How many time do I got to tell you? (Broken speech)

you? (Broken speech) ¶ A hologram

(Broken speech) ¶ A hologram is like a telegram ¶

¶ A hologram is like a telegram ¶ ¶ You can send it anywhere

is like a telegram ¶ ¶ You can send it anywhere but you're not really there ¶

¶ You can send it anywhere but you're not really there ¶ ¶ You can't touch anything ¶

but you're not really there ¶ ¶ You can't touch anything ¶ >> How much longer should I

¶ You can't touch anything ¶ >> How much longer should I sing?

>> How much longer should I sing? Don't you understand that

sing? Don't you understand that holograms can't push red

Don't you understand that holograms can't push red buttons?

>> K. Rool's attacking! >> Why didn't you say so in the first place?

>> Why didn't you say so in the first place? >> Candy's trying to hold them

first place? >> Candy's trying to hold them off.

>> Candy's trying to hold them off. >> Candy?!

off. >> Candy?! Get me out of here.

>> Candy?! Get me out of here. >> Sorry, but you're on your own

Get me out of here. >> Sorry, but you're on your own and so are we.

>> Sorry, but you're on your own and so are we. Come on, Diddy.

and so are we. Come on, Diddy. >> I've got to go, DK.

Come on, Diddy. >> I've got to go, DK. >> But how am I going to get out

>> I've got to go, DK. >> But how am I going to get out of here?

>> But how am I going to get out of here? >> CRANKY: Use your head.

of here? >> CRANKY: Use your head. >> Thanks.

>> You're certain these traps are not functioning, Klump? >> Yes, King K. Rool, sir.

are not functioning, Klump? >> Yes, King K. Rool, sir. >> Then I suggest we march in

>> Yes, King K. Rool, sir. >> Then I suggest we march in there and take what's rightfully

>> Then I suggest we march in there and take what's rightfully theirs!

there and take what's rightfully theirs! >> They're almost here.

theirs! >> They're almost here. Oh, I hope this works.

>> They're almost here. Oh, I hope this works. 117 sound effects.

Oh, I hope this works. 117 sound effects. If this doesn't scare them, I'll

117 sound effects. If this doesn't scare them, I'll try opera music.

If this doesn't scare them, I'll try opera music. >> Should we knock, or barge in

try opera music. >> Should we knock, or barge in and scare the old goat half to

>> Should we knock, or barge in and scare the old goat half to death?

and scare the old goat half to death? (Laughing)

death? (Laughing) (Rapid gunfire playing)

(Laughing) (Rapid gunfire playing) >> Counter attack!

(Rapid gunfire playing) >> Counter attack! Take cover!

>> Counter attack! Take cover! (Yelling)

Take cover! (Yelling) >> So far so good.

>> Look at this mess! >> Bluster, is that you? >> I knew you'd be up to some

>> Bluster, is that you? >> I knew you'd be up to some sort of monkey business or

>> I knew you'd be up to some sort of monkey business or other, Donkey Kong.

sort of monkey business or other, Donkey Kong. I was right!

other, Donkey Kong. I was right! I caught you red-handed.

I was right! I caught you red-handed. >> Let me out, Bluster.

I caught you red-handed. >> Let me out, Bluster. I can explain!

>> Let me out, Bluster. I can explain! >> You mean, you can't get out?

I can explain! >> You mean, you can't get out? >> No.

>> You mean, you can't get out? >> No. >> Well, in that case, explain

>> No. >> Well, in that case, explain all you want, on Monday.

>> Well, in that case, explain all you want, on Monday. A few days in there should teach

all you want, on Monday. A few days in there should teach you a lesson.

A few days in there should teach you a lesson. >> You can't just leave me!

you a lesson. >> You can't just leave me! >> Oh, no?

>> You can't just leave me! >> Oh, no? Watch me.

>> Oh, no? Watch me. >> Use your head, Donkey Kong.

Watch me. >> Use your head, Donkey Kong. Use your--

>> Use your head, Donkey Kong. Use your-- That's it!

Use your-- That's it! Okay, leave me here till Monday,

That's it! Okay, leave me here till Monday, but I don't know who's going to

Okay, leave me here till Monday, but I don't know who's going to pay for all these barrels.

but I don't know who's going to pay for all these barrels. >> Pay!?

pay for all these barrels. >> Pay!? What do you mean?

>> Pay!? What do you mean? Someone's got to pay.

What do you mean? Someone's got to pay. >> Well, Cranky ordered them,

Someone's got to pay. >> Well, Cranky ordered them, but he said he wasn't paying a

>> Well, Cranky ordered them, but he said he wasn't paying a dime unless he got same-day

but he said he wasn't paying a dime unless he got same-day delivery.

dime unless he got same-day delivery. >> Mother will blow a gasket.

>> This isn't a counter attack! We walked into a well-planned ambush.

We walked into a well-planned ambush. >> Where did our military

ambush. >> Where did our military intelligence break down?

>> Uh, new plan? (Grunting) >> Hit the deck!

(Grunting) >> Hit the deck! Take cover!

>> Hit the deck! Take cover! They're using heavy artillery.

Take cover! They're using heavy artillery. >> You're back!

They're using heavy artillery. >> You're back! And about time.

>> You're back! And about time. >> My sound effects record.

And about time. >> My sound effects record. Good thinking, Candy.

>> My sound effects record. Good thinking, Candy. >> It's holding them off so far,

Good thinking, Candy. >> It's holding them off so far, Cranky.

>> It's holding them off so far, Cranky. (Barnyard noises)

Cranky. (Barnyard noises) >> Uh-oh.

(Barnyard noises) >> Uh-oh. >> What?

>> Uh-oh. >> What? We've been duped.

>> What? We've been duped. I'm not amused by your little

We've been duped. I'm not amused by your little deception!

I'm not amused by your little deception! I suggest you brace yourselves

deception! I suggest you brace yourselves for a real battle.

I suggest you brace yourselves for a real battle. >> Uh, do pigs bite?

for a real battle. >> Uh, do pigs bite? >> I bite!

>> Uh, do pigs bite? >> I bite! So you better get in there now!

>> I bite! So you better get in there now! >> We're finished!

So you better get in there now! >> We're finished! >> Done for!

>> We're finished! >> Done for! >> Doomed!

>> Done for! >> Doomed! (Air whooshing)

>> Doomed! (Air whooshing) >> A rocket?

(Air whooshing) >> A rocket? >> Oh, what now?

>> Incoming! (Yelling)

>> Two new trigger barrels! Right on time. >> And right on target.

Right on time. >> And right on target. >> But where's Donkey Kong?

>> And right on target. >> But where's Donkey Kong? >> DK: Banana slamm--

>> But where's Donkey Kong? >> DK: Banana slamm-- (Crashing)

>> DK: Banana slamm-- (Crashing) >> That's my cue.

>> Thanks, little buddy. >> Well, don't just sit there. See if the new barrels work.

>> Well, don't just sit there. See if the new barrels work. >> You don't have to ask twice.

>> New plan, new plan. Uh, Kritters, attack!

Attack the other way! >> Don't just stand there, Klump!

>> Don't just stand there, Klump! >> No longer standing.

Klump! >> No longer standing. Ah!

>> No longer standing. Ah! >> Crusher!

Ah! >> Crusher! >> Crusher go for ride?

>> I'll be back. Whoa! (Laughing)

Whoa! (Laughing) >> You did it, Donkey Kong.

(Laughing) >> You did it, Donkey Kong. >> Way to go, big guy, you saved

>> You did it, Donkey Kong. >> Way to go, big guy, you saved the day!

>> Way to go, big guy, you saved the day! >> 'Cause I used my head.

the day! >> 'Cause I used my head. >> Well, you did get the trigger

>> 'Cause I used my head. >> Well, you did get the trigger barrels.

>> Well, you did get the trigger barrels. But I only needed two, not

barrels. But I only needed two, not 2,000.

But I only needed two, not 2,000. >> That reminds me, Bluster told

2,000. >> That reminds me, Bluster told me to give you this.

>> That reminds me, Bluster told me to give you this. >> Ah!

me to give you this. >> Ah! >> He says it's due in 30 days.

>> Ah! >> He says it's due in 30 days. >> Donkey Kong!

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