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(Jungle music playing) ¶ Ooh ¶ ¶ Ah ¶

¶ Ooh ¶ ¶ Ah ¶ ¶ Ooh-ah ¶

¶ Ah ¶ ¶ Ooh-ah ¶ ¶ Donkey Kong ¶

¶ Ooh-ah ¶ ¶ Donkey Kong ¶ ¶ Hey-oh ¶

¶ Donkey Kong ¶ ¶ Hey-oh ¶ ¶ Look out down below ¶

¶ Hey-oh ¶ ¶ Look out down below ¶ ¶ Here he comes ¶

¶ Look out down below ¶ ¶ Here he comes ¶ ¶ Banana slamma ¶

¶

¶ Donkey Kong ¶ ¶ ¶ Ooh ¶

¶ ¶ Ooh ¶ ¶ Ah ¶

¶ Ooh ¶ ¶ Ah ¶ ¶ Ooh-ah, Donkey Kong ¶

¶

¶ Ooh ¶ ¶ Ah ¶ ¶ Ooh-ah, Donkey Kong ¶

¶ Ah ¶ ¶ Ooh-ah, Donkey Kong ¶ ¶ Hey-oh ¶

¶ Ooh-ah, Donkey Kong ¶ ¶ Hey-oh ¶ ¶ Look out down below ¶

¶ Hey-oh ¶ ¶ Look out down below ¶ ¶ Here he comes ¶

¶ Look out down below ¶ ¶ Here he comes ¶ ¶ Banana slamma ¶

¶ Here he comes ¶ ¶ Banana slamma ¶ ¶ Kongo Bongo's hero ¶

¶ Banana slamma ¶ ¶ Kongo Bongo's hero ¶ ¶ Hey-oh ¶

¶ Kongo Bongo's hero ¶ ¶ Hey-oh ¶ ¶ Donkey Kong, let's go ¶

¶ Hey-oh ¶ ¶ Donkey Kong, let's go ¶ ¶ Let's go ¶

¶ Donkey Kong, let's go ¶ ¶ Let's go ¶ ¶ Here he comes ¶

¶ Let's go ¶ ¶ Here he comes ¶ ¶ Banana slamma ¶

¶

>> Aw, this is the life, hey DK? >> You said it, Diddy. >> DK, I was just thinkin'.

>> You said it, Diddy. >> DK, I was just thinkin'. The temple of Inka Dinka Doo has

>> DK, I was just thinkin'. The temple of Inka Dinka Doo has been here forever, hasn't it?

The temple of Inka Dinka Doo has been here forever, hasn't it? >> Longer than forever.

been here forever, hasn't it? >> Longer than forever. >> So, who built it?

>> Longer than forever. >> So, who built it? I mean, if it's been here longer

>> So, who built it? I mean, if it's been here longer than forever, who ever built it

I mean, if it's been here longer than forever, who ever built it must have been on Kongo Bongo

than forever, who ever built it must have been on Kongo Bongo before forever.

must have been on Kongo Bongo before forever. >> Whoa!

before forever. >> Whoa! Now that's somethin' to think

>> Whoa! Now that's somethin' to think about.

Now that's somethin' to think about. Let's ask the one who knows.

>> INKA: For me to know, you not to find out. >> Ha, figures.

to find out. >> Ha, figures. It's a secret.

>> Ha, figures. It's a secret. >> Aw, come on.

It's a secret. >> Aw, come on. Lay it on us, ol' Inka Dinka

>> Aw, come on. Lay it on us, ol' Inka Dinka idol.

Lay it on us, ol' Inka Dinka idol. After all, having a secret's no

idol. After all, having a secret's no fun unless you share it with

After all, having a secret's no fun unless you share it with somebody.

fun unless you share it with somebody. >> Donkey Kong share every one.

(Diddy laughing) >> No kiddin'! Tell DK, and it'll be all over

>> No kiddin'! Tell DK, and it'll be all over Kongo Bongo before you can say

Tell DK, and it'll be all over Kongo Bongo before you can say spill the beans.

Kongo Bongo before you can say spill the beans. >> What do ya mean?

spill the beans. >> What do ya mean? I can keep a secret.

>> What do ya mean? I can keep a secret. >> Yeah, right.

I can keep a secret. >> Yeah, right. Like the time I told you about

>> Yeah, right. Like the time I told you about my rash, or when Cranky told you

Like the time I told you about my rash, or when Cranky told you about his rash, or when Candy

my rash, or when Cranky told you about his rash, or when Candy told you about her--

about his rash, or when Candy told you about her-- >> All right, all right.

told you about her-- >> All right, all right. I get the picture.

>> All right, all right. I get the picture. Yeesh.

>> ROOL: Secrecy. That is the key to diabolical success, which is why Project X

That is the key to diabolical success, which is why Project X must be kept ultra top secret.

success, which is why Project X must be kept ultra top secret. >> Affirmative, oh mighty leader

must be kept ultra top secret. >> Affirmative, oh mighty leader of lizards.

>> Affirmative, oh mighty leader of lizards. Ultra tip-top secret.

of lizards. Ultra tip-top secret. Why, Project X is so hush-hush,

Ultra tip-top secret. Why, Project X is so hush-hush, even I don't have the foggiest

Why, Project X is so hush-hush, even I don't have the foggiest idea what it is, and I'm the

even I don't have the foggiest idea what it is, and I'm the head of security!

idea what it is, and I'm the head of security! I had each Kritter build one

head of security! I had each Kritter build one part at home, in his spare time.

I had each Kritter build one part at home, in his spare time. Now, I shall personally assemble

part at home, in his spare time. Now, I shall personally assemble Project X in complete darkness,

Now, I shall personally assemble Project X in complete darkness, while keeping my eyes closed at

Project X in complete darkness, while keeping my eyes closed at all times, so as not to breach

while keeping my eyes closed at all times, so as not to breach security.

Uh-oh. (Klump screaming) >> And remember, no peeking!

(Klump screaming) >> And remember, no peeking! Oh, soon I will unleash my most

>> And remember, no peeking! Oh, soon I will unleash my most diabolical device yet!

Oh, soon I will unleash my most diabolical device yet! The Crystal Coconut is as good

diabolical device yet! The Crystal Coconut is as good as mine.

The Crystal Coconut is as good as mine. (K. Rool laughing)

>> Who built the ancient and mysterious temple of Inka Dinka Doo?

mysterious temple of Inka Dinka Doo? Now, why do you knuckleheads

Doo? Now, why do you knuckleheads suppose it's called mysterious,

Now, why do you knuckleheads suppose it's called mysterious, huh?

suppose it's called mysterious, huh? >> Uhm...

huh? >> Uhm... >> We don't... know?

>> Uhm... >> We don't... know? >> Exactly.

>> We don't... know? >> Exactly. It's a mystery.

>> Exactly. It's a mystery. No one knows who built it.

It's a mystery. No one knows who built it. The end.

No one knows who built it. The end. >> CANDY: Uh, what are you boys

The end. >> CANDY: Uh, what are you boys doin' here?

>> CANDY: Uh, what are you boys doin' here? >> Aren't you supposed to be out

doin' here? >> Aren't you supposed to be out vine swingin' or somethin'?

>> Aren't you supposed to be out vine swingin' or somethin'? >> We have to see Cranky

vine swingin' or somethin'? >> We have to see Cranky about... uhm...

>> We have to see Cranky about... uhm... >> B-b-banana cake recipe.

about... uhm... >> B-b-banana cake recipe. Yeah.

>> B-b-banana cake recipe. Yeah. >> Bye!

Yeah. >> Bye! >> Hey, it's the Donkey and

>> Bye! >> Hey, it's the Donkey and Diddy dudes.

>> Hey, it's the Donkey and Diddy dudes. >> Funky!

Diddy dudes. >> Funky! Say, you don't know who built

>> Funky! Say, you don't know who built the temple of Inka Dinka Doo, do

Say, you don't know who built the temple of Inka Dinka Doo, do ya?

the temple of Inka Dinka Doo, do ya? (Funky laughing)

ya? (Funky laughing) Of course I Inka Dinka do.

(Funky laughing) Of course I Inka Dinka do. >> Why don't ya lay it on us,

Of course I Inka Dinka do. >> Why don't ya lay it on us, Funky?

>> Why don't ya lay it on us, Funky? >> Hang on to your thumbs,

Funky? >> Hang on to your thumbs, dudes, 'cause the answer is out

>> Hang on to your thumbs, dudes, 'cause the answer is out of this world.

dudes, 'cause the answer is out of this world. That far-out temple could only

of this world. That far-out temple could only have been built by some very

That far-out temple could only have been built by some very far-out, interplanetary visitor

have been built by some very far-out, interplanetary visitor dudes.

far-out, interplanetary visitor dudes. >> You mean, like, little green

dudes. >> You mean, like, little green apes in flying saucers?

>> You mean, like, little green apes in flying saucers? >> All right, you got it, DK.

apes in flying saucers? >> All right, you got it, DK. Give me an anti-gravity five.

>> All right, you got it, DK. Give me an anti-gravity five. >> CRANKY: Ahem!

Give me an anti-gravity five. >> CRANKY: Ahem! >> Oops, have to fill you in

>> CRANKY: Ahem! >> Oops, have to fill you in about our cosmic cousins later,

>> Oops, have to fill you in about our cosmic cousins later, dudes.

about our cosmic cousins later, dudes. Gotta see the ancient type dude

dudes. Gotta see the ancient type dude about a--

Gotta see the ancient type dude about a-- >> Banana cake recipe!

(Crickets chirping) >> They're out there, some where, waitin' for that big,

>> They're out there, some where, waitin' for that big, intergalactic wave to bring 'em

where, waitin' for that big, intergalactic wave to bring 'em back to the beach.

intergalactic wave to bring 'em back to the beach. >> DK: Yeah, right.

back to the beach. >> DK: Yeah, right. What for?

>> DK: Yeah, right. What for? >> To bring universal peace and

What for? >> To bring universal peace and harmony!

>> To bring universal peace and harmony! Or, to turn everybody in to

harmony! Or, to turn everybody in to zombie slaves using their

Or, to turn everybody in to zombie slaves using their interplanetary, mind control

zombie slaves using their interplanetary, mind control vibes.

interplanetary, mind control vibes. Who can tell?

¶

¶ Somewhere in the skies ¶ ¶ Chillin' out in space ¶ ¶ There's some alien lookin'

¶ Chillin' out in space ¶ ¶ There's some alien lookin' dudes ¶

¶ There's some alien lookin' dudes ¶ ¶ Scopin' out this place ¶

dudes ¶ ¶ Scopin' out this place ¶ ¶ With big melon heads ¶

¶ Scopin' out this place ¶ ¶ With big melon heads ¶ ¶ And beady, green eyes ¶

¶ With big melon heads ¶ ¶ And beady, green eyes ¶ ¶ They have slimy, sucking

¶ And beady, green eyes ¶ ¶ They have slimy, sucking tentacles ¶

¶ They have slimy, sucking tentacles ¶ ¶ That paralyze ¶

tentacles ¶ ¶ That paralyze ¶ ¶ Out of this world comes

¶ That paralyze ¶ ¶ Out of this world comes interplanetary visitor dudes ¶

¶ Out of this world comes interplanetary visitor dudes ¶ ¶ (Turn you in to zombies) ¶

interplanetary visitor dudes ¶ ¶ (Turn you in to zombies) ¶ ¶ They'll make you their

¶ (Turn you in to zombies) ¶ ¶ They'll make you their slaves ¶

¶ They'll make you their slaves ¶ ¶ Put you on display ¶

slaves ¶ ¶ Put you on display ¶ ¶ And cage you up in a zoo ¶

¶ Put you on display ¶ ¶ And cage you up in a zoo ¶ ¶ (Scary ooh-ooh) ¶

¶ And cage you up in a zoo ¶ ¶ (Scary ooh-ooh) ¶ ¶ They got gruesome, pointy

¶ (Scary ooh-ooh) ¶ ¶ They got gruesome, pointy tongues ¶

¶ They got gruesome, pointy tongues ¶ ¶ They can stick in your ear ¶

tongues ¶ ¶ They can stick in your ear ¶ ¶ They haven't cleaned their

¶ They can stick in your ear ¶ ¶ They haven't cleaned their toes or fingernails ¶

¶ They haven't cleaned their toes or fingernails ¶ ¶ All year ¶

toes or fingernails ¶ ¶ All year ¶ ¶ They suck out your brain ¶

¶ All year ¶ ¶ They suck out your brain ¶ ¶ With their mind control

¶ They suck out your brain ¶ ¶ With their mind control vibes ¶

¶ With their mind control vibes ¶ ¶ And leave your head as empty

vibes ¶ ¶ And leave your head as empty as that Frankenstein guy ¶

¶ And leave your head as empty as that Frankenstein guy ¶ (Diddy screaming)

as that Frankenstein guy ¶ (Diddy screaming) ¶ Out of this world comes

(Diddy screaming) ¶ Out of this world comes interplanetary visitor dudes ¶

¶ Out of this world comes interplanetary visitor dudes ¶ ¶ (Turn you in to zombies) ¶

interplanetary visitor dudes ¶ ¶ (Turn you in to zombies) ¶ ¶ They'll make you their

¶ (Turn you in to zombies) ¶ ¶ They'll make you their slaves ¶

¶ They'll make you their slaves ¶ ¶ Put you on display ¶

slaves ¶ ¶ Put you on display ¶ ¶ And cage you up in a zoo ¶

¶ Put you on display ¶ ¶ And cage you up in a zoo ¶ ¶ (Scary ooh-ooh) ¶

¶

>> And the only way to break the spell of the alien dude brain vibes, is to eat a green banana,

spell of the alien dude brain vibes, is to eat a green banana, and hop up and down on one foot.

vibes, is to eat a green banana, and hop up and down on one foot. Well, time to turn in.

and hop up and down on one foot. Well, time to turn in. The early dude catches the wave.

Well, time to turn in. The early dude catches the wave. (Funky laughing)

>> Alien mind vibes. (DK laughing) >> Zombie apes.

(DK laughing) >> Zombie apes. (Diddy laughing)

>> Zombie apes. (Diddy laughing) >> I can't believe you fell for

(Diddy laughing) >> I can't believe you fell for it, Diddy.

>> I can't believe you fell for it, Diddy. >> Me?

it, Diddy. >> Me? Your eyes were as big as

>> Me? Your eyes were as big as saucers.

Your eyes were as big as saucers. (Both laughing)

saucers. (Both laughing) (Both shouting)

>> Great galloping gorillas! >> Interplanetary visitor dudes! >> BOTH: They're back!

>> Interplanetary visitor dudes! >> BOTH: They're back! (Screaming)

¶

>> Klump, initiate ultra top

secret maximum security

procedures.

>> Yes, sir.

We are now Code Red.

You couldn't pry these bloodshot

baby blues open with a--

(Klump screaming)

No-- no problem.

Minimal damage.

Eyes remain sealed, security's

not been breached, sir.

>> Good.

Then make yourself useful, and

fetch me a shrimp and mudweed

sandwich.

>> Roger, sir.

I shall ron-dez-voo at 0-1200

hours with a little midnight

snack.

>> Excellent. Project X is back from its very first test flight right on

Project X is back from its very first test flight right on schedule.

>> Whoa. I'm back. >> Oh course you're back.

I'm back. >> Oh course you're back. The Boomeranger Barrel always

>> Oh course you're back. The Boomeranger Barrel always comes back.

The Boomeranger Barrel always comes back. That's the beauty of my clever

comes back. That's the beauty of my clever design.

That's the beauty of my clever design. (Krusha moaning)

design. (Krusha moaning) >> ROOL: As soon as the test

(Krusha moaning) >> ROOL: As soon as the test phase of Project X is completed,

>> ROOL: As soon as the test phase of Project X is completed, your assignment will be to swoop

phase of Project X is completed, your assignment will be to swoop stealthily in, snatch the

your assignment will be to swoop stealthily in, snatch the Crystal Coconut, and return

stealthily in, snatch the Crystal Coconut, and return before those dull-witted apes

Crystal Coconut, and return before those dull-witted apes know what happened.

before those dull-witted apes know what happened. (K. Rool cackling)

>> All clear, Diddy. Those interplanetary visitor dudes only come out at night.

Those interplanetary visitor dudes only come out at night. (Diddy gulping)

dudes only come out at night. (Diddy gulping) We hope.

(Diddy gulping) We hope. >> Come on.

We hope. >> Come on. We gotta warn the others.

>> Come on. We gotta warn the others. >> Warn the others?

We gotta warn the others. >> Warn the others? >> DIXIE: About what?

>> Warn the others? >> DIXIE: About what? >> We're under attack!

>> DIXIE: About what? >> We're under attack! It's an invasion!

>> We're under attack! It's an invasion! They're here!

It's an invasion! They're here! >> Little green apes from outer

They're here! >> Little green apes from outer space!

>> Little green apes from outer space! We saw them last night.

space! We saw them last night. >> DK: They tried to turn us in

We saw them last night. >> DK: They tried to turn us in to zombies with their alien mind

>> DK: They tried to turn us in to zombies with their alien mind vibes.

to zombies with their alien mind vibes. >> That's nice.

vibes. >> That's nice. >> We'd love to hear more but

>> That's nice. >> We'd love to hear more but we're kind of in a hurry.

>> We'd love to hear more but we're kind of in a hurry. >> Don't you want us to protect

we're kind of in a hurry. >> Don't you want us to protect you?

>> Don't you want us to protect you? >> No!

you? >> No! I mean, it's nice of you to

>> No! I mean, it's nice of you to offer, but... uh... we're on our

I mean, it's nice of you to offer, but... uh... we're on our way to--

offer, but... uh... we're on our way to-- >> Get our hair done.

way to-- >> Get our hair done. Yeah, you know, girl stuff.

>> Get our hair done. Yeah, you know, girl stuff. Oh, look!

Yeah, you know, girl stuff. Oh, look! Dolphins!

Oh, look! Dolphins! >> Where?

Dolphins! >> Where? >> I don't see any--

>> Where? >> I don't see any-- Hey, where'd they go?

>> I don't see any-- Hey, where'd they go? >> Cranky!

Hey, where'd they go? >> Cranky! >> Cranky, we gotta do some

>> Cranky! >> Cranky, we gotta do some thing!

>> Cranky, we gotta do some thing! >> Interplanetary visitor dudes!

thing! >> Interplanetary visitor dudes! >> They've come back.

>> Interplanetary visitor dudes! >> They've come back. >> It's an invasion.

>> They've come back. >> It's an invasion. >> BOTH: They're gonna zombify

>> It's an invasion. >> BOTH: They're gonna zombify us!

>> BOTH: They're gonna zombify us! >> I'll smackify the both of ya,

us! >> I'll smackify the both of ya, if you don't knock off this

>> I'll smackify the both of ya, if you don't knock off this science fictional nonsense!

if you don't knock off this science fictional nonsense! >> We saw them last night!

science fictional nonsense! >> We saw them last night! >> Zooming across the sky in a

>> We saw them last night! >> Zooming across the sky in a spaceship!

>> Zooming across the sky in a spaceship! >> Hmm.

spaceship! >> Hmm. Saw a shootin' star's more

>> Hmm. Saw a shootin' star's more likely.

Saw a shootin' star's more likely. >> We better stick close,

likely. >> We better stick close, Cranky, for your protection.

>> We better stick close, Cranky, for your protection. >> No!

Cranky, for your protection. >> No! Last thing I need is you two

>> No! Last thing I need is you two tagging along to the-- Uh, to

Last thing I need is you two tagging along to the-- Uh, to my, uh... hair appointment!

tagging along to the-- Uh, to my, uh... hair appointment! Killer whale!

my, uh... hair appointment! Killer whale! >> Where?

Killer whale! >> Where? >> Oh, great.

>> Where? >> Oh, great. Alien's are taking over Kongo

>> Oh, great. Alien's are taking over Kongo Bongo, and all anybody's doing

Alien's are taking over Kongo Bongo, and all anybody's doing about it is getting their hair

Bongo, and all anybody's doing about it is getting their hair done!

about it is getting their hair done! >> Come on, little buddy.

done! >> Come on, little buddy. Funky will believe us, for sure!

>> Come on, little buddy. Funky will believe us, for sure! >> Hey, dudettes.

Funky will believe us, for sure! >> Hey, dudettes. 'Bout time you got here.

>> Hey, dudettes. 'Bout time you got here. >> Sorry, Funky.

'Bout time you got here. >> Sorry, Funky. Seems every time we turn around,

>> Sorry, Funky. Seems every time we turn around, we bump in to DK and Diddy.

Seems every time we turn around, we bump in to DK and Diddy. >> But don't worry.

we bump in to DK and Diddy. >> But don't worry. We gave them the slip.

>> But don't worry. We gave them the slip. >> So did I.

We gave them the slip. >> So did I. I think I slipped a disc doin'

>> So did I. I think I slipped a disc doin' it.

I think I slipped a disc doin' it. >> FUNKY: Goin' up!

>> DIDDY: Ya see that, DK? Oh, this is weird. >> Yeah.

Oh, this is weird. >> Yeah. I didn't know Funky was opening

>> Yeah. I didn't know Funky was opening a hair salon.

I didn't know Funky was opening a hair salon. >> CRANKY: Remember, secrecy is

a hair salon. >> CRANKY: Remember, secrecy is the key to success, if we're

>> CRANKY: Remember, secrecy is the key to success, if we're going to pull this off.

the key to success, if we're going to pull this off. >> FUNKY: You said it, Cranky

going to pull this off. >> FUNKY: You said it, Cranky dude.

>> FUNKY: You said it, Cranky dude. We want this to be like a total

dude. We want this to be like a total surprise.

We want this to be like a total surprise. >> CRANKY: Let's get on with our

surprise. >> CRANKY: Let's get on with our plan.

>> CRANKY: Let's get on with our plan. >> A plan?

plan. >> A plan? Leapin' lemurs!

>> A plan? Leapin' lemurs! You know what I think?

Leapin' lemurs! You know what I think? >> BOTH: Interplanetary visitor

You know what I think? >> BOTH: Interplanetary visitor dudes have taken over their

>> BOTH: Interplanetary visitor dudes have taken over their brains and turned them all in to

dudes have taken over their brains and turned them all in to zombie apes who are, at this

brains and turned them all in to zombie apes who are, at this very minute, plotting to take

zombie apes who are, at this very minute, plotting to take over Kongo Bongo!

very minute, plotting to take over Kongo Bongo! >> Find out what they're up to,

over Kongo Bongo! >> Find out what they're up to, DK.

>> Find out what they're up to, DK. I'll get us a supply of green

DK. I'll get us a supply of green bananas.

I'll get us a supply of green bananas. >> All right, little buddy.

bananas. >> All right, little buddy. (Thudding)

>> All right, little buddy. (Thudding) (DK groaning)

(Thudding) (DK groaning) >> It's DK!

(DK groaning) >> It's DK! He's been spying on us.

>> It's DK! He's been spying on us. >> Bummer.

He's been spying on us. >> Bummer. He probably heard every thing.

>> You'd better not tell Diddy, DK. >> Ha!

DK. >> Ha! Do your zombie worst.

>> Ha! Do your zombie worst. No interplanetary visitor dude

Do your zombie worst. No interplanetary visitor dude mind vibes can control my brain.

No interplanetary visitor dude mind vibes can control my brain. >> No kidding.

mind vibes can control my brain. >> No kidding. They'd never be able to find it.

>> No kidding. They'd never be able to find it. Wise up, you numbskull.

They'd never be able to find it. Wise up, you numbskull. There's no such thing as

Wise up, you numbskull. There's no such thing as interplanetary visitor dudes.

There's no such thing as interplanetary visitor dudes. >> Ha, I bet that's what all the

interplanetary visitor dudes. >> Ha, I bet that's what all the mind control zombie apes say.

>> Ha, I bet that's what all the mind control zombie apes say. >> Chill, DK dude.

mind control zombie apes say. >> Chill, DK dude. I got that zombie stuff from a

>> Chill, DK dude. I got that zombie stuff from a movie I saw on the late, late,

I got that zombie stuff from a movie I saw on the late, late, late, late show.

movie I saw on the late, late, late, late show. >> You see?

late, late show. >> You see? There is no such thing as

>> You see? There is no such thing as interplanetary visitor dudes!

There is no such thing as interplanetary visitor dudes! >> Not ones that turn people in

interplanetary visitor dudes! >> Not ones that turn people in to zombies, any way.

>> Not ones that turn people in to zombies, any way. The ones I've met have always

to zombies, any way. The ones I've met have always been real mellow, in an

The ones I've met have always been real mellow, in an alternate life form kind of way.

been real mellow, in an alternate life form kind of way. >> But, me and Diddy overheard

alternate life form kind of way. >> But, me and Diddy overheard you planning to take over Kongo

>> But, me and Diddy overheard you planning to take over Kongo Bongo... didn't we?

>> We've been trying to plan a

surprise party for Diddy's

birthday.

>> A surprise party for my

little buddy!

All right!

But, why wasn't I invited to

help with the plans?

>> Because it's supposed to be a

surprise!

>> I can so keep a secret! >> ALL: Yeah, right. >> Well, this time I double DK

>> ALL: Yeah, right. >> Well, this time I double DK promise I won't spill the beans.

(Diddy gulping) >> This well keep away those pesky interplanetary mind vibes.

>> This well keep away those pesky interplanetary mind vibes. >> Hey, Diddy!

pesky interplanetary mind vibes. >> Hey, Diddy! (Diddy screaming)

>> Hey, Diddy! (Diddy screaming) >> DK, you shouldn't sneak up on

(Diddy screaming) >> DK, you shouldn't sneak up on a guy when he's trying to stop

>> DK, you shouldn't sneak up on a guy when he's trying to stop an alien invasion!

a guy when he's trying to stop an alien invasion! Here, have a green banana.

an alien invasion! Here, have a green banana. >> Aw, forget all that stuff,

Here, have a green banana. >> Aw, forget all that stuff, little buddy.

>> Aw, forget all that stuff, little buddy. There aren't any interplanetary

little buddy. There aren't any interplanetary dudes, or zombie apes planning

There aren't any interplanetary dudes, or zombie apes planning to take over Kongo Bongo.

dudes, or zombie apes planning to take over Kongo Bongo. >> Oh, yeah?

to take over Kongo Bongo. >> Oh, yeah? So, what was everybody doing at

>> Oh, yeah? So, what was everybody doing at Funky's place?

So, what was everybody doing at Funky's place? >> Oh, they were planning a--

Funky's place? >> Oh, they were planning a-- Oh... uh... They were, uh...

>> Oh, they were planning a-- Oh... uh... They were, uh... Well, they were just trying to,

Oh... uh... They were, uh... Well, they were just trying to, I mean, uh... oh... nothing you

Well, they were just trying to, I mean, uh... oh... nothing you need to worry about.

I mean, uh... oh... nothing you need to worry about. (Diddy gasping)

need to worry about. (Diddy gasping) >> You're one of them!

(Diddy gasping) >> You're one of them! Those interplanetary brain

>> You're one of them! Those interplanetary brain nappers have turned you in to a

Those interplanetary brain nappers have turned you in to a space zombie to do their evil

nappers have turned you in to a space zombie to do their evil bidding!

space zombie to do their evil bidding! >> No, Diddy!

bidding! >> No, Diddy! Wait!

>> No, Diddy! Wait! >> DK, if you're still in there,

Wait! >> DK, if you're still in there, don't worry!

>> DK, if you're still in there, don't worry! I'll think of a way to save ya

don't worry! I'll think of a way to save ya some how.

I'll think of a way to save ya some how. (DK sighing)

>> Oh, it's worse than I thought. My best pal is an alien zombie,

thought. My best pal is an alien zombie, and now he's out to get me,

My best pal is an alien zombie, and now he's out to get me, 'cause he knows I know he knows

and now he's out to get me, 'cause he knows I know he knows I know he's a zombie.

'cause he knows I know he knows I know he's a zombie. Ahh!

I know he's a zombie. Ahh! There's another one!

Ahh! There's another one! >> I don't recall it bein' such

There's another one! >> I don't recall it bein' such a long march to the mess hall.

>> I don't recall it bein' such a long march to the mess hall. >> Back off, you scaly-tailed

a long march to the mess hall. >> Back off, you scaly-tailed zombie swamp rat!

>> Back off, you scaly-tailed zombie swamp rat! >> Huh!

zombie swamp rat! >> Huh! Who goes there?

>> Huh! Who goes there? A fur ball!

Who goes there? A fur ball! What are ya doin' in King K.

A fur ball! What are ya doin' in King K. Rool's kitchen?

What are ya doin' in King K. Rool's kitchen? What's this jungle doin' in King

Rool's kitchen? What's this jungle doin' in King K. Rool's kitchen?

What's this jungle doin' in King K. Rool's kitchen? >> Wait a minute.

K. Rool's kitchen? >> Wait a minute. Klump can't be a zombie

>> Wait a minute. Klump can't be a zombie controlled by interplanetary

Klump can't be a zombie controlled by interplanetary visitor dude brain vibes.

controlled by interplanetary visitor dude brain vibes. He doesn't have a brain.

visitor dude brain vibes. He doesn't have a brain. >> Where's he keep the slime

He doesn't have a brain. >> Where's he keep the slime spread?

>> Where's he keep the slime spread? >> Klump, I'm desperate!

spread? >> Klump, I'm desperate! You gotta help me.

>> Klump, I'm desperate! You gotta help me. >> Me, help a fur ball?

You gotta help me. >> Me, help a fur ball? >> Listen up, you empty skulled

>> Me, help a fur ball? >> Listen up, you empty skulled reptile.

>> Listen up, you empty skulled reptile. We gotta act fast, before it's

reptile. We gotta act fast, before it's too late!

We gotta act fast, before it's too late! Kongo Bongo, maybe the whole

too late! Kongo Bongo, maybe the whole world, is being invaded by

Kongo Bongo, maybe the whole world, is being invaded by interplanetary visitor dudes...

world, is being invaded by interplanetary visitor dudes... And turning every one in to

interplanetary visitor dudes... And turning every one in to zombies!

And turning every one in to zombies! (Klump laughing)

zombies! (Klump laughing) Little green lizards from Mars!

Stop, stop it. You're killin' me!

I saw it with my own, highly trained eyes, spinnin' through the sky.

trained eyes, spinnin' through the sky. >> They're gonna turn the whole

the sky. >> They're gonna turn the whole island in to some sort of

>> They're gonna turn the whole island in to some sort of resort, where they'll be waited

island in to some sort of resort, where they'll be waited on hand and foot by their army

resort, where they'll be waited on hand and foot by their army of mind controlled zombies, who

on hand and foot by their army of mind controlled zombies, who will be us!

of mind controlled zombies, who will be us! >> Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear.

will be us! >> Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear. What will we do?

¶ The aliens are planning their deadly invasion ¶ ¶ They're armed with ray guns

deadly invasion ¶ ¶ They're armed with ray guns and mind melting powers ¶

¶ They're armed with ray guns and mind melting powers ¶ ¶ Who knows what evil we can

and mind melting powers ¶ ¶ Who knows what evil we can expect ¶

¶ Who knows what evil we can expect ¶ ¶ Prepare yourself for a

expect ¶ ¶ Prepare yourself for a horrific encounter ¶

¶ Prepare yourself for a horrific encounter ¶ ¶ In every monkey's life ¶

horrific encounter ¶ ¶ In every monkey's life ¶ ¶ Comes a time when you should

¶ In every monkey's life ¶ ¶ Comes a time when you should stand up and fight ¶

¶ Comes a time when you should stand up and fight ¶ ¶ (Watch the skies) ¶

stand up and fight ¶ ¶ (Watch the skies) ¶ ¶ If you want some self

¶ (Watch the skies) ¶ ¶ If you want some self respect ¶

¶ If you want some self respect ¶ ¶ Then get ready and watch the

respect ¶ ¶ Then get ready and watch the skies ¶

¶ Then get ready and watch the skies ¶ ¶ (Watch the skies) ¶

¶ There's only one chance to stop these invaders ¶ ¶ You could turn them back with

stop these invaders ¶ ¶ You could turn them back with the Coconut's power ¶

¶ You could turn them back with the Coconut's power ¶ ¶ Get the Crystal and you go

the Coconut's power ¶ ¶ Get the Crystal and you go down in history ¶

¶ Get the Crystal and you go down in history ¶ ¶ This could be Diddy's finest

down in history ¶ ¶ This could be Diddy's finest hour ¶

¶ This could be Diddy's finest hour ¶ ¶ You could be the hero ¶

hour ¶ ¶ You could be the hero ¶ ¶ There's a brilliant light that

¶ You could be the hero ¶ ¶ There's a brilliant light that shines from your eyes ¶

¶ There's a brilliant light that shines from your eyes ¶ ¶ (Watch the skies) ¶

shines from your eyes ¶ ¶ (Watch the skies) ¶ ¶ Aren't you sick of being a

¶ (Watch the skies) ¶ ¶ Aren't you sick of being a zero ¶

¶ Aren't you sick of being a zero ¶ ¶ Just look up and watch the

zero ¶ ¶ Just look up and watch the skies ¶

¶ Just look up and watch the skies ¶ ¶ (Watch the skies) ¶

skies ¶ ¶ (Watch the skies) ¶ ¶ It's up to you to watch the

¶ (Watch the skies) ¶ ¶ It's up to you to watch the skies ¶

>> No green slime from another planet's gonna turn my pals in to zombies!

planet's gonna turn my pals in to zombies! I'll get you that Crystal

to zombies! I'll get you that Crystal Coconut, K. Rool, and then

I'll get you that Crystal Coconut, K. Rool, and then we'll kick some interplanetary

Coconut, K. Rool, and then we'll kick some interplanetary butt!

we'll kick some interplanetary butt! If they have butts, that is.

butt! If they have butts, that is. >> They might have two... or

If they have butts, that is. >> They might have two... or three.

>> They might have two... or three. >> Klump, this little fur ball--

three. >> Klump, this little fur ball-- Uh, brave volunteer, is going to

>> Klump, this little fur ball-- Uh, brave volunteer, is going to need your help.

Uh, brave volunteer, is going to need your help. >> Me?

need your help. >> Me? Uh, but, uhm... I still have to

>> Me? Uh, but, uhm... I still have to go make that sandwich, and...

Uh, but, uhm... I still have to go make that sandwich, and... uh-- Yes, sir.

go make that sandwich, and... uh-- Yes, sir. Happy to volunteer, sir.

>> Diddy Kong, your name will go down in Kongo Bongo history. >> Yeah!

down in Kongo Bongo history. >> Yeah! It will, won't it.

>> Yeah! It will, won't it. (K. Rool chuckling)

It will, won't it. (K. Rool chuckling) Krusha!

(K. Rool chuckling) Krusha! Your mission to steal the

Krusha! Your mission to steal the Crystal Coconut has been

Your mission to steal the Crystal Coconut has been scrapped.

Crystal Coconut has been scrapped. I've just arranged to have it

scrapped. I've just arranged to have it hand delivered to me,

I've just arranged to have it hand delivered to me, personally, by a gullible simian

hand delivered to me, personally, by a gullible simian simpleton!

personally, by a gullible simian simpleton! >> Oh, good.

simpleton! >> Oh, good. >> Your new assignment is to fly

>> Oh, good. >> Your new assignment is to fly the Boomeranger Barrel over

>> Your new assignment is to fly the Boomeranger Barrel over Kongo Bongo, spreading more fear

the Boomeranger Barrel over Kongo Bongo, spreading more fear and panic in your wake.

Kongo Bongo, spreading more fear and panic in your wake. (K. Rool cackling)

and panic in your wake. (K. Rool cackling) (Krusha shouting)

>> Good goin', DK. Now what are we supposed to do? The whole gang is inside

Now what are we supposed to do? The whole gang is inside waiting.

The whole gang is inside waiting. We've got the decorations up and

waiting. We've got the decorations up and every thing!

We've got the decorations up and every thing! >> Don't worry, Candy.

every thing! >> Don't worry, Candy. I'll get him.

>> Don't worry, Candy. I'll get him. >> Just remember--

I'll get him. >> Just remember-- >> Yeah, yeah.

>> Just remember-- >> Yeah, yeah. I know.

>> Yeah, yeah. I know. Don't spoil the surprise.

I know. Don't spoil the surprise. (Crickets chirping)

>> KONGS: Surprise! >> CANDY: It's just me. >> DIXIE: Aw.

>> CANDY: It's just me. >> DIXIE: Aw. >> FUNKY: Bummer.

>> We're gonna teach those interplanetary brain stealers a little lesson in Kongo Bongian

interplanetary brain stealers a little lesson in Kongo Bongian manners.

little lesson in Kongo Bongian manners. >> Diddy!

manners. >> Diddy! (Diddy screaming)

>> Diddy! (Diddy screaming) >> Oh, finally I found you.

(Diddy screaming) >> Oh, finally I found you. What are you doing with the

>> Oh, finally I found you. What are you doing with the Crystal Coconut, little buddy?

What are you doing with the Crystal Coconut, little buddy? >> I'm gonna get my buddy's

Crystal Coconut, little buddy? >> I'm gonna get my buddy's brain back, that's what!

>> I'm gonna get my buddy's brain back, that's what! >> I'm not a zombie!

brain back, that's what! >> I'm not a zombie! >> Ha!

>> I'm not a zombie! >> Ha! Just what I'd expect a zombie to

>> Ha! Just what I'd expect a zombie to say.

Just what I'd expect a zombie to say. Step on it!

say. Step on it! (Wheels screeching)

Step on it! (Wheels screeching) >> Huh?

(Wheels screeching) >> Huh? (K. Rool chuckling)

>> Huh? (K. Rool chuckling) That's it, my hairy hero!

(K. Rool chuckling) That's it, my hairy hero! Bring the Coconut home to Papa

That's it, my hairy hero! Bring the Coconut home to Papa K. Rool.

Bring the Coconut home to Papa K. Rool. What's this?

K. Rool. What's this? Oh, that interfering ape will

What's this? Oh, that interfering ape will ruin every thing!

Oh, that interfering ape will ruin every thing! Krusha!

ruin every thing! Krusha! Knock Donkey Kong off that

Krusha! Knock Donkey Kong off that trail.

Knock Donkey Kong off that trail. >> Yes, sir.

trail. >> Yes, sir. >> Faster!

>> Yes, sir. >> Faster! He's gaining on us!

>> Faster! He's gaining on us! >> Affirmative.

He's gaining on us! >> Affirmative. Pedals to the metal.

>> Affirmative. Pedals to the metal. (Shouting)

Pedals to the metal. (Shouting) >> DIDDY: You know, next time,

(Shouting) >> DIDDY: You know, next time, maybe I should drive.

>> DIDDY: You know, next time, maybe I should drive. >> Affirmative.

maybe I should drive. >> Affirmative. >> Well, at least I got the

>> Affirmative. >> Well, at least I got the Crystal Coconut back.

>> Well, at least I got the Crystal Coconut back. (DK shouting)

Crystal Coconut back. (DK shouting) Whoa!

(DK shouting) Whoa! There really are interplanetary

Whoa! There really are interplanetary visitor dudes!

There really are interplanetary visitor dudes! >> I got it, I got it!

visitor dudes! >> I got it, I got it! (Shouting)

>> I got it, I got it! (Shouting) (Krusha groaning)

(Krusha moaning) >> Uh, welcome to Kongo Bongo, interplanetary visitor du-- Huh?

>> Uh, welcome to Kongo Bongo, interplanetary visitor du-- Huh? I should have known.

>> All right, zombie. Drop that coconut! >> Diddy, I didn't want to tell

Drop that coconut! >> Diddy, I didn't want to tell you this, but--

>> Diddy, I didn't want to tell you this, but-- You are no match for us, puny

you this, but-- You are no match for us, puny Earth ape!

You are no match for us, puny Earth ape! >> Oh, that does it.

Earth ape! >> Oh, that does it. Come back here, you mindless,

>> Oh, that does it. Come back here, you mindless, lily-livered alien zombie.

>> Good thing my Mama taught me to always where my helmet. (Krusha groaning)

to always where my helmet. (Krusha groaning) (Klump gasping)

(Krusha groaning) (Klump gasping) >> Whoa, ow.

(Klump gasping) >> Whoa, ow. >> Say, you slimy

>> Whoa, ow. >> Say, you slimy interplanetary invader types

>> Say, you slimy interplanetary invader types look awful familiar.

interplanetary invader types look awful familiar. >> I don't feel so good.

look awful familiar. >> I don't feel so good. (Krusha retching)

>> I don't feel so good. (Krusha retching) >> KLUMP: Oh!

(Krusha retching) >> KLUMP: Oh! Not on my clean uniform!

>> KLUMP: Oh! Not on my clean uniform! >> Idiots!

Not on my clean uniform! >> Idiots! The Crystal Coconut was in my

>> Idiots! The Crystal Coconut was in my grasp!

The Crystal Coconut was in my grasp! I'll send them both to the Moon

grasp! I'll send them both to the Moon for this.

>> Nah-nah. Can't catch me. >> Oh, I'm gonna tear those

Can't catch me. >> Oh, I'm gonna tear those aliens limb from limb, or

>> Oh, I'm gonna tear those aliens limb from limb, or tentacle from tentacle--

aliens limb from limb, or tentacle from tentacle-- >> KONGS: Surprise!

tentacle from tentacle-- >> KONGS: Surprise! (Diddy screaming)

>> KONGS: Surprise! (Diddy screaming) >> DK: Diddy!

(Diddy screaming) >> DK: Diddy! Diddy!

>> DK: Diddy! Diddy! Hmm, he must have had one too

Diddy! Hmm, he must have had one too many green bananas.

Hmm, he must have had one too many green bananas. >> DIXIE: Gee, maybe you should

many green bananas. >> DIXIE: Gee, maybe you should have warned poor Diddy about

>> DIXIE: Gee, maybe you should have warned poor Diddy about this surprise thing, DK.

have warned poor Diddy about this surprise thing, DK. >> INKA: Happy Inka Dinka

this surprise thing, DK. >> INKA: Happy Inka Dinka Birthday.

¶