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¶ ¶ Ooh ¶ ¶ Ah ¶

¶ Ooh ¶ ¶ Ah ¶ ¶ Ooh-ah ¶

¶ Ah ¶ ¶ Ooh-ah ¶ ¶ Donkey Kong ¶

¶ Ooh-ah ¶ ¶ Donkey Kong ¶ ¶ Hey-oh ¶

¶ Donkey Kong ¶ ¶ Hey-oh ¶ ¶ Look out down below ¶

¶ Hey-oh ¶ ¶ Look out down below ¶ ¶ Here he comes ¶

¶ Look out down below ¶ ¶ Here he comes ¶ ¶ Banana slamma ¶

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¶ Donkey Kong ¶ ¶ ¶ Ooh ¶

¶ ¶ Ooh ¶ ¶ Ah ¶

¶ Ooh ¶ ¶ Ah ¶ ¶ Ooh-ah, Donkey Kong ¶

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¶ Ooh ¶ ¶ Ah ¶ ¶ Ooh-ah, Donkey Kong ¶

¶ Ah ¶ ¶ Ooh-ah, Donkey Kong ¶ ¶ Hey-oh ¶

¶ Ooh-ah, Donkey Kong ¶ ¶ Hey-oh ¶ ¶ Look out down below ¶

¶ Hey-oh ¶ ¶ Look out down below ¶ ¶ Here he comes ¶

¶ Look out down below ¶ ¶ Here he comes ¶ ¶ Banana slamma ¶

¶ Here he comes ¶ ¶ Banana slamma ¶ ¶ Kongo Bongo's hero ¶

¶ Banana slamma ¶ ¶ Kongo Bongo's hero ¶ ¶ Hey-oh ¶

¶ Kongo Bongo's hero ¶ ¶ Hey-oh ¶ ¶ Donkey Kong, let's go ¶

¶ Hey-oh ¶ ¶ Donkey Kong, let's go ¶ ¶ Let's go ¶

¶ Donkey Kong, let's go ¶ ¶ Let's go ¶ ¶ Here he comes ¶

¶ Let's go ¶ ¶ Here he comes ¶ ¶ Banana slamma ¶

>> Are you tired of second-rate bottom-of-the-barrel barrels? Then come on down to Bluster

bottom-of-the-barrel barrels? Then come on down to Bluster Barrelworks' Sale

Then come on down to Bluster Barrelworks' Sale Ape-Stravaganza, because at

Barrelworks' Sale Ape-Stravaganza, because at Bluster Barrelworks, we've got

Ape-Stravaganza, because at Bluster Barrelworks, we've got the competition over a barrel.

>> It's bad enough I can't get gator wrestling, but now I have to listen to this blabbering

gator wrestling, but now I have to listen to this blabbering butt-head baboon instead!

to listen to this blabbering butt-head baboon instead! Oh, why must my world be

butt-head baboon instead! Oh, why must my world be littered with such homespun

Oh, why must my world be littered with such homespun idiots?

littered with such homespun idiots? >> KLUMP: Morning, King K. Rool,

idiots? >> KLUMP: Morning, King K. Rool, sir!

>> KLUMP: Morning, King K. Rool, sir! >> Speaking of which.

sir! >> Speaking of which. >> The secret weapon is prepared

>> Speaking of which. >> The secret weapon is prepared and ready for its first test

>> The secret weapon is prepared and ready for its first test launch.

and ready for its first test launch. I was thinking of

launch. I was thinking of volunteering...

I was thinking of volunteering... Krusha!

volunteering... Krusha! Oh.

Krusha! Oh. He must still be watching Sing

Oh. He must still be watching Sing Along With Uncle Swampy, his

He must still be watching Sing Along With Uncle Swampy, his favourite TV show.

Along With Uncle Swampy, his favourite TV show. >> What?

favourite TV show. >> What? >> Uncle Swampy rates number one

>> What? >> Uncle Swampy rates number one every week.

>> Uncle Swampy rates number one every week. A million viewers can't be

every week. A million viewers can't be wrong.

A million viewers can't be wrong. >> A million viewers?

wrong. >> A million viewers? That's it!

>> A million viewers? That's it! I'm going to be on television!

That's it! I'm going to be on television! >> On the Sing Along With Uncle

I'm going to be on television! >> On the Sing Along With Uncle Swampy show?

>> On the Sing Along With Uncle Swampy show? >> No, you lunkhead!

Swampy show? >> No, you lunkhead! I'm going to invade the

>> No, you lunkhead! I'm going to invade the television airwaves.

I'm going to invade the television airwaves. Then, in front of everybody in

television airwaves. Then, in front of everybody in TV Land, I'll claim my rightful

Then, in front of everybody in TV Land, I'll claim my rightful place as new ruler of Kongo

TV Land, I'll claim my rightful place as new ruler of Kongo Bongo Island.

place as new ruler of Kongo Bongo Island. (Cackling)

Bongo Island. (Cackling) (Laughing)

(Cackling) (Laughing) >> Uh, how?

(Laughing) >> Uh, how? >> I'm going to steal the

>> Uh, how? >> I'm going to steal the Crystal Coconut on national

>> I'm going to steal the Crystal Coconut on national television.

Crystal Coconut on national television. (Cackling)

television. (Cackling) (Laughing)

(Cackling) (Laughing) >> Er, how?

(Laughing) >> Er, how? >> Read my lips, you idiot!

>> Er, how? >> Read my lips, you idiot! With... the... secret... weapon.

>> Read my lips, you idiot! With... the... secret... weapon. >> Oh.

With... the... secret... weapon. >> Oh. Oh, yeah.

>> Oh. Oh, yeah. Heh heh.

Oh, yeah. Heh heh. >> Will you get out of here and

Heh heh. >> Will you get out of here and get to work?

>> Will you get out of here and get to work? Prepare the secret weapon

get to work? Prepare the secret weapon for immediate transport.

Prepare the secret weapon for immediate transport. Whilst I prepare for my

for immediate transport. Whilst I prepare for my television debut.

>> BLUSTER: Well, doing commercials was a lousy idea, Candy.

commercials was a lousy idea, Candy. Sales are still way down.

Candy. Sales are still way down. >> If you recall, my idea didn't

Sales are still way down. >> If you recall, my idea didn't include you in the commercial.

>> If you recall, my idea didn't include you in the commercial. >> And what's wrong with me?

include you in the commercial. >> And what's wrong with me? >> Nothing.

>> And what's wrong with me? >> Nothing. Except no one believes you.

>> Nothing. Except no one believes you. Which is why I got somebody else

Except no one believes you. Which is why I got somebody else to help sell your barrels for

Which is why I got somebody else to help sell your barrels for free.

to help sell your barrels for free. Someone we all know and love.

free. Someone we all know and love. I got Cranky.

Someone we all know and love. I got Cranky. >> That old fossil?

I got Cranky. >> That old fossil? >> But if Cranky says your

>> That old fossil? >> But if Cranky says your barrels are the best, sales will

>> But if Cranky says your barrels are the best, sales will skyrocket.

barrels are the best, sales will skyrocket. I knew you'd like it.

skyrocket. I knew you'd like it. So I already made all the

I knew you'd like it. So I already made all the arrangements.

So I already made all the arrangements. >> And who knows, Candy...

arrangements. >> And who knows, Candy... You might even get a promotion

>> And who knows, Candy... You might even get a promotion for this.

You might even get a promotion for this. Unless you mess this up, so

for this. Unless you mess this up, so don't!

Unless you mess this up, so don't! Mommy wouldn't like that.

don't! Mommy wouldn't like that. >> Don't worry, I've got

Mommy wouldn't like that. >> Don't worry, I've got everything under control.

>> Don't worry, I've got everything under control. >> I certainly hope so.

everything under control. >> I certainly hope so. It's your job on the line if

>> I certainly hope so. It's your job on the line if Cranky doesn't show.

It's your job on the line if Cranky doesn't show. >> Wow, Candy.

Cranky doesn't show. >> Wow, Candy. Is it true?

>> Wow, Candy. Is it true? Did you really get Cranky to

Is it true? Did you really get Cranky to agree to be in Bluster's next

Did you really get Cranky to agree to be in Bluster's next commercial?

agree to be in Bluster's next commercial? >> Yeah, and this could mean

commercial? >> Yeah, and this could mean really big things for my career,

>> Yeah, and this could mean really big things for my career, DK.

really big things for my career, DK. ¶ Never felt so alive ¶

DK. ¶ Never felt so alive ¶ ¶ I'm a mover and a shaker with

¶ Never felt so alive ¶ ¶ I'm a mover and a shaker with a jumping jive ¶

¶ I'm a mover and a shaker with a jumping jive ¶ ¶ Hey diddle diddle,

a jumping jive ¶ ¶ Hey diddle diddle, forget about the middle ¶

¶ Hey diddle diddle, forget about the middle ¶ ¶ Take me to the top, 'cause

forget about the middle ¶ ¶ Take me to the top, 'cause I've finally arrived ¶

¶ Take me to the top, 'cause I've finally arrived ¶ ¶ Watch out down below ¶

I've finally arrived ¶ ¶ Watch out down below ¶ ¶ I'm a-wheeling and a-dealing

¶ Watch out down below ¶ ¶ I'm a-wheeling and a-dealing like a CEO ¶

¶ I'm a-wheeling and a-dealing like a CEO ¶ ¶ See me shout ¶

like a CEO ¶ ¶ See me shout ¶ ¶ I feel like busting out ¶

¶ See me shout ¶ ¶ I feel like busting out ¶ ¶ There's no telling how far I

¶ I feel like busting out ¶ ¶ There's no telling how far I could go ¶

¶ There's no telling how far I could go ¶ ¶ Bull by the horns ¶

could go ¶ ¶ Bull by the horns ¶ ¶ Tiger by the tail ¶

¶ Bull by the horns ¶ ¶ Tiger by the tail ¶ ¶ Get out of my way,

¶ Tiger by the tail ¶ ¶ Get out of my way, I got barrels to sell ¶

¶ Get out of my way, I got barrels to sell ¶ ¶ Don't you see that I'm second

I got barrels to sell ¶ ¶ Don't you see that I'm second to none ¶

¶ Don't you see that I'm second to none ¶ ¶ Look out, world, 'cause here I

to none ¶ ¶ Look out, world, 'cause here I come ¶

¶ Look out, world, 'cause here I come ¶ ¶

¶ Ooh, swing it, baby ¶ ¶ The world's my oyster, can't you see? ¶

¶ The world's my oyster, can't you see? ¶ ¶ Everything's growing

can't you see? ¶ ¶ Everything's growing exponentially ¶

¶ Everything's growing exponentially ¶ ¶ There's so much opportunity

exponentially ¶ ¶ There's so much opportunity for a one-woman advertising

¶ There's so much opportunity for a one-woman advertising factory ¶

for a one-woman advertising factory ¶ ¶ Never felt so alive ¶

factory ¶ ¶ Never felt so alive ¶ ¶ I'm a mover and a shaker with

¶ Never felt so alive ¶ ¶ I'm a mover and a shaker with a jumping jive ¶

¶ I'm a mover and a shaker with a jumping jive ¶ ¶ Hidey hidey ho and a

a jumping jive ¶ ¶ Hidey hidey ho and a skoodley-be-bop ¶

¶ Hidey hidey ho and a skoodley-be-bop ¶ ¶ I'm just like cream,

skoodley-be-bop ¶ ¶ I'm just like cream, I'm rising to the top ¶

¶ I'm just like cream, I'm rising to the top ¶ ¶ The future's so bright that I

I'm rising to the top ¶ ¶ The future's so bright that I gotta wear shades ¶

¶ The future's so bright that I gotta wear shades ¶ ¶ Look out, baby,

gotta wear shades ¶ ¶ Look out, baby, I got it made ¶

¶ Look out, baby, I got it made ¶ ¶ Don't you see that I'm second

I got it made ¶ ¶ Don't you see that I'm second to none? ¶

¶ Don't you see that I'm second to none? ¶ ¶ Look out, world, 'cause

to none? ¶ ¶ Look out, world, 'cause here I come ¶

>> Anything I can do to help? >> Yeah, make sure Cranky's ready.

>> Yeah, make sure Cranky's ready. >> I'll be by to pick him up

ready. >> I'll be by to pick him up shortly.

>> I'll be by to pick him up shortly. >> You can count on me, Candy.

>> BLUSTER: At Bluster Barrelworks, we've got the competition over a barrel.

Barrelworks, we've got the competition over a barrel. >> I can't believe I let Candy

competition over a barrel. >> I can't believe I let Candy talk me into helping Bluster

>> I can't believe I let Candy talk me into helping Bluster sell his barrels.

talk me into helping Bluster sell his barrels. >> OLD MAN: Calling all seniors!

sell his barrels. >> OLD MAN: Calling all seniors! Roll out of those rockers and

>> OLD MAN: Calling all seniors! Roll out of those rockers and drag your knuckles down to

Roll out of those rockers and drag your knuckles down to Kongo Bongo's rock-o-rama heay

drag your knuckles down to Kongo Bongo's rock-o-rama heay metal (Wheezing) rock karaoke

Kongo Bongo's rock-o-rama heay metal (Wheezing) rock karaoke guitar anthem!

metal (Wheezing) rock karaoke guitar anthem! ¶

guitar anthem! ¶ >> Yeah!

¶ >> Yeah! Rock and roll!

>> Yeah! Rock and roll! Rock and roll!

Rock and roll! Rock and roll! (Crashing)

Rock and roll! (Crashing) >> Hey, Cranky, what's all the

(Crashing) >> Hey, Cranky, what's all the screaming?

>> Hey, Cranky, what's all the screaming? You okay?

screaming? You okay? >> Cranky?

You okay? >> Cranky? Uh, Cranky?

>> Cranky? Uh, Cranky? (Wheezing)

Uh, Cranky? (Wheezing) >> DIDDY: You knocked the wind

(Wheezing) >> DIDDY: You knocked the wind out of him, DK!

>> DIDDY: You knocked the wind out of him, DK! Quick, give him some water!

out of him, DK! Quick, give him some water! >> Here!

Quick, give him some water! >> Here! (Coughing)

>> Here! (Coughing) >> You knucklehead!

(Coughing) >> You knucklehead! That's--

>> You knucklehead! That's-- >> Sleeping tonic?

That's-- >> Sleeping tonic? Uh oh.

>> Sleeping tonic? Uh oh. >> Well, look on the bright

Uh oh. >> Well, look on the bright side.

>> Well, look on the bright side. We got him to stop singing.

side. We got him to stop singing. >> Yeah, I mean, it's not like

We got him to stop singing. >> Yeah, I mean, it's not like he has to go anywhere.

>> Yeah, I mean, it's not like he has to go anywhere. (Gasping)

he has to go anywhere. (Gasping) >> BOTH: Bluster's!

(Gasping) >> BOTH: Bluster's! The TV commercial!

>> BOTH: Bluster's! The TV commercial! >> Oh no!

The TV commercial! >> Oh no! Candy promised that Cranky would

>> Oh no! Candy promised that Cranky would be there.

Candy promised that Cranky would be there. >> CANDY: Yoo-hoo, Cranky?

be there. >> CANDY: Yoo-hoo, Cranky? You all set to go?

>> I'll keep her busy. You hide Cranky. Hey, Candy.

You hide Cranky. Hey, Candy. How's it hiding?

Hey, Candy. How's it hiding? I mean going.

How's it hiding? I mean going. >> Great, DK.

I mean going. >> Great, DK. Is Cranky here.

>> Great, DK. Is Cranky here. >> Nope, no way.

Is Cranky here. >> Nope, no way. I'm all alone.

>> Nope, no way. I'm all alone. (Thumping)

I'm all alone. (Thumping) >> What was that?

(Thumping) >> What was that? >> Mice.

>> What was that? >> Mice. >> Mice?

>> Mice. >> Mice? DK, you're such a kidder.

>> Mice? DK, you're such a kidder. >> Yeah, well--

DK, you're such a kidder. >> Yeah, well-- Candy, no, wait!

>> Yeah, well-- Candy, no, wait! I can explain.

Candy, no, wait! I can explain. >> Explain what?

I can explain. >> Explain what? >> Explain why Cranky's not

>> Explain what? >> Explain why Cranky's not here.

>> Explain why Cranky's not here. He's...

here. He's... >> Getting a haircut.

He's... >> Getting a haircut. >> Yeah, getting a haircut.

>> Getting a haircut. >> Yeah, getting a haircut. (Snoring)

>> Yeah, getting a haircut. (Snoring) >> What's that?

(Snoring) >> What's that? >> Mice.

>> What's that? >> Mice. >> With allergies.

>> Mice. >> With allergies. >> Come on, get serious.

>> With allergies. >> Come on, get serious. >> DIDDY: Actually--

>> Come on, get serious. >> DIDDY: Actually-- (Coughing)

>> DIDDY: Actually-- (Coughing) It's just me.

(Coughing) It's just me. (Coughing)

It's just me. (Coughing) >> Well, if you see Cranky...

(Coughing) >> Well, if you see Cranky... >> I'll be sure to send him to

>> Well, if you see Cranky... >> I'll be sure to send him to Bluster's.

>> I'll be sure to send him to Bluster's. See you, bye.

Bluster's. See you, bye. >> Hoo-wee.

See you, bye. >> Hoo-wee. That was close.

>> Hoo-wee. That was close. I almost didn't get Cranky out

That was close. I almost didn't get Cranky out the back door in time.

I almost didn't get Cranky out the back door in time. >> Cranky doesn't have a back

the back door in time. >> Cranky doesn't have a back door, little buddy.

>> Cranky doesn't have a back door, little buddy. >> He does now.

door, little buddy. >> He does now. >> Uh, you think he'll be mad?

>> He does now. >> Uh, you think he'll be mad? >> Not as mad as Candy's going

>> Uh, you think he'll be mad? >> Not as mad as Candy's going to be when she finds out I've

>> Not as mad as Candy's going to be when she finds out I've messed up her whole career.

to be when she finds out I've messed up her whole career. >> Ah, don't sweat it, DK.

messed up her whole career. >> Ah, don't sweat it, DK. We can get Cranky to Bluster's

>> Ah, don't sweat it, DK. We can get Cranky to Bluster's in time for the TV commercial.

We can get Cranky to Bluster's in time for the TV commercial. >> You're right.

in time for the TV commercial. >> You're right. So where'd you put him, anyway?

>> You're right. So where'd you put him, anyway? >> I laid him down on one of

So where'd you put him, anyway? >> I laid him down on one of the--

>> I laid him down on one of the-- footbridge traps.

the-- footbridge traps. >> That wasn't such a good idea,

footbridge traps. >> That wasn't such a good idea, little buddy.

>> That wasn't such a good idea, little buddy. >> Well, neither was setting off

little buddy. >> Well, neither was setting off the trigger barrels, big buddy.

>> Well, neither was setting off the trigger barrels, big buddy. >> We've gotta get Cranky to

the trigger barrels, big buddy. >> We've gotta get Cranky to Bluster's!

>> We've gotta get Cranky to Bluster's! >> We gotta find him first.

Bluster's! >> We gotta find him first. >> BOTH: Cranky!

>> We gotta find him first. >> BOTH: Cranky! Wait up!

>> I can feel my biorhythms jamming. My horoscope says a mysterious

jamming. My horoscope says a mysterious force is going to bring me

My horoscope says a mysterious force is going to bring me ancient relics from unknown

force is going to bring me ancient relics from unknown places.

Cranky? Jump back, dude. (Engine sounds receding)

Jump back, dude. (Engine sounds receding) >> Cranky landed in Funky's

(Engine sounds receding) >> Cranky landed in Funky's biplane.

>> Cranky landed in Funky's biplane. >> This is great!

biplane. >> This is great! All we have to do now is hook up

>> This is great! All we have to do now is hook up with Funky, then bring Cranky

All we have to do now is hook up with Funky, then bring Cranky over to Bluster's.

with Funky, then bring Cranky over to Bluster's. Uh oh.

over to Bluster's. Uh oh. >> That sounds like a bad uh oh.

Uh oh. >> That sounds like a bad uh oh. >> What about the Crystal

>> That sounds like a bad uh oh. >> What about the Crystal Coconut?

>> What about the Crystal Coconut? If Cranky finds out we left it

Coconut? If Cranky finds out we left it alone, we're as good as furless.

If Cranky finds out we left it alone, we're as good as furless. >> But if we don't get Cranky

alone, we're as good as furless. >> But if we don't get Cranky back, then good things aren't

>> But if we don't get Cranky back, then good things aren't going to happen for Candy, and

back, then good things aren't going to happen for Candy, and it'll be all my fault.

going to happen for Candy, and it'll be all my fault. Somebody's got to watch it for

it'll be all my fault. Somebody's got to watch it for us, but who?

Somebody's got to watch it for us, but who? >> DIXIE: Hey, Dids, DK!

us, but who? >> DIXIE: Hey, Dids, DK! What's up?

>> DIXIE: Hey, Dids, DK! What's up? >> KLUMP: Operation Steal the

What's up? >> KLUMP: Operation Steal the Crystal Coconut Attempt #307

>> KLUMP: Operation Steal the Crystal Coconut Attempt #307 commencing, sir.

Crystal Coconut Attempt #307 commencing, sir. No one's even there.

commencing, sir. No one's even there. We can just walk right in and

No one's even there. We can just walk right in and steal it.

We can just walk right in and steal it. >> Oh, spoken like a true

steal it. >> Oh, spoken like a true amateur.

>> Oh, spoken like a true amateur. Where I come from, we do things

amateur. Where I come from, we do things with style, drama, flair.

Where I come from, we do things with style, drama, flair. I mean, just taking it?

with style, drama, flair. I mean, just taking it? How's that going to make me

I mean, just taking it? How's that going to make me look?

How's that going to make me look? I'll be on television.

look? I'll be on television. All of Kongo Bongo will be

I'll be on television. All of Kongo Bongo will be watching.

All of Kongo Bongo will be watching. I'm not a common cat burglar.

watching. I'm not a common cat burglar. I'm a grand dictator who's about

I'm not a common cat burglar. I'm a grand dictator who's about to cleverly wrestle the power

I'm a grand dictator who's about to cleverly wrestle the power away from those mindless

to cleverly wrestle the power away from those mindless monkeys!

away from those mindless monkeys! Don't you see?

monkeys! Don't you see? >> Um, is that a trick question?

>> Oh, never mind! Just make sure that secret weapon is ready on my signal.

Just make sure that secret weapon is ready on my signal. And, er, Klump?

weapon is ready on my signal. And, er, Klump? If we run into any problems,

And, er, Klump? If we run into any problems, whatever you do, don't go

If we run into any problems, whatever you do, don't go blabbing them on national

whatever you do, don't go blabbing them on national television!

blabbing them on national television! >> Ooh, ooh, ooh!

television! >> Ooh, ooh, ooh! I-- I could use my secret

>> Ooh, ooh, ooh! I-- I could use my secret emergency code!

I-- I could use my secret emergency code! Like, "The fog was thick and

emergency code! Like, "The fog was thick and dense."

Like, "The fog was thick and dense." >> Like your brain?

dense." >> Like your brain? >> N-no.

>> Like your brain? >> N-no. It means the air is thick with

>> N-no. It means the air is thick with enemies.

It means the air is thick with enemies. Get it?

enemies. Get it? A code talk.

Get it? A code talk. So no one will understand me.

A code talk. So no one will understand me. >> That's a given at the best of

So no one will understand me. >> That's a given at the best of times, Klump.

>> That's a given at the best of times, Klump. Now shut up and stand by for my

times, Klump. Now shut up and stand by for my signal.

Now shut up and stand by for my signal. I'm going live!

¶ The wheels on the mine cart go round and round, round-- ¶ >> Hey.

round and round, round-- ¶ >> Hey. What happened to Uncle Swampy?

>> Hey. What happened to Uncle Swampy? >> Hello there, TV Land.

What happened to Uncle Swampy? >> Hello there, TV Land. In mere moments, I, King

>> Hello there, TV Land. In mere moments, I, King K. Rool, will be the new ruler

In mere moments, I, King K. Rool, will be the new ruler of Kongo Bongo Island, by

K. Rool, will be the new ruler of Kongo Bongo Island, by virtue of my newly stolen

of Kongo Bongo Island, by virtue of my newly stolen possession, the Crystal

virtue of my newly stolen possession, the Crystal Coconut!

possession, the Crystal Coconut! >> Stealing is bad.

Coconut! >> Stealing is bad. >> However, to prove that I'm

>> Stealing is bad. >> However, to prove that I'm not your average dictator, but

>> However, to prove that I'm not your average dictator, but rather, hmm... a barbarian of

not your average dictator, but rather, hmm... a barbarian of distinct class and

rather, hmm... a barbarian of distinct class and sophistication, I'd like to

distinct class and sophistication, I'd like to invite you, the TV viewer, to

sophistication, I'd like to invite you, the TV viewer, to witness my cordial overthrow f

invite you, the TV viewer, to witness my cordial overthrow f your island.

witness my cordial overthrow f your island. So stay tuned.

>> Well, where's Cranky? >> I was told he was on his way, but he should have been here by

>> I was told he was on his way, but he should have been here by now.

but he should have been here by now. >> Oh, what should we do?

now. >> Oh, what should we do? >> We?

>> Oh, what should we do? >> We? No, no, no.

>> We? No, no, no. This is your problem, so if I

No, no, no. This is your problem, so if I were you I'd hunt down that old

This is your problem, so if I were you I'd hunt down that old grouch and get his wrinkled

were you I'd hunt down that old grouch and get his wrinkled carcass down here pronto!

grouch and get his wrinkled carcass down here pronto! >> I don't understand.

carcass down here pronto! >> I don't understand. Cranky knows how important this

>> I don't understand. Cranky knows how important this is to me.

Cranky knows how important this is to me. Where could he be?

is to me. Where could he be? (Snoring)

Where could he be? (Snoring) >> FUNKY: I couldn't agree more,

(Snoring) >> FUNKY: I couldn't agree more, relic dude.

>> FUNKY: I couldn't agree more, relic dude. Like I always say, if you're too

relic dude. Like I always say, if you're too zoned to glide, then glide the

Like I always say, if you're too zoned to glide, then glide the zone.

zoned to glide, then glide the zone. >> With Dixie watching the

zone. >> With Dixie watching the Coconut, all we gotta do is

>> With Dixie watching the Coconut, all we gotta do is get Cranky back and home--

Coconut, all we gotta do is get Cranky back and home-- >> CANDY: DK, Diddy, stop!

I thought you were sending Cranky over to Bluster's after his haircut!

Cranky over to Bluster's after his haircut! Where is he?

his haircut! Where is he? >> Getting a manicure.

Where is he? >> Getting a manicure. >> At the doctor's.

>> Getting a manicure. >> At the doctor's. >> Huh?

>> At the doctor's. >> Huh? >> He's getting a manicure at

>> Huh? >> He's getting a manicure at the doctor's.

>> He's getting a manicure at the doctor's. >> Yeah, it's a new manicure--

the doctor's. >> Yeah, it's a new manicure-- medicure procedure thingy.

>> It's very new. >> So new they don't even know it yet.

>> So new they don't even know it yet. >> DK: But don't worry, Candy.

it yet. >> DK: But don't worry, Candy. I got a feeling he's going to be

>> DK: But don't worry, Candy. I got a feeling he's going to be showing up real soon.

I got a feeling he's going to be showing up real soon. Tag, you're it!

showing up real soon. Tag, you're it! >> What the--

Tag, you're it! >> What the-- What's going on around here?

>> Cranky must have landed around here somewhere.

>> KLUMP: Enemy headquarters in range. Target clearly visible.

range. Target clearly visible. Huh?

Target clearly visible. Huh? An intruder.

Huh? An intruder. This is just the kind of problem

An intruder. This is just the kind of problem King K. Rool said we might run

This is just the kind of problem King K. Rool said we might run into.

King K. Rool said we might run into. I'd better alert him, and

into. I'd better alert him, and pronto.

I'd better alert him, and pronto. >> K. ROOL: And how am I

pronto. >> K. ROOL: And how am I planning to steal the Coconut?

>> K. ROOL: And how am I planning to steal the Coconut? Well, my friends, that's where

planning to steal the Coconut? Well, my friends, that's where my genius comes into play--

Well, my friends, that's where my genius comes into play-- >> KLUMP: Sir?

my genius comes into play-- >> KLUMP: Sir? Psst, sir?

>> KLUMP: Sir? Psst, sir? "The goose is loose."

Psst, sir? "The goose is loose." >> Not now, Klump.

"The goose is loose." >> Not now, Klump. >> But sir, "the oven is

>> Not now, Klump. >> But sir, "the oven is overheating."

>> But sir, "the oven is overheating." >> You're in my close-up!

overheating." >> You're in my close-up! >> "The baby's bicycle is

>> You're in my close-up! >> "The baby's bicycle is broken."

>> "The baby's bicycle is broken." >> K. ROOL: You'll be broken if

broken." >> K. ROOL: You'll be broken if you don't stop interrupting m,

>> K. ROOL: You'll be broken if you don't stop interrupting m, you dolt!

>> I don't know what you two are up to, but if I don't find Cranky, I'm in big trouble!

up to, but if I don't find Cranky, I'm in big trouble! >> I knew it.

Cranky, I'm in big trouble! >> I knew it. >> Where is he?

>> I knew it. >> Where is he? >> I'm sure Cranky's trying to

>> Where is he? >> I'm sure Cranky's trying to get there as fast as he can.

>> I'm sure Cranky's trying to get there as fast as he can. >> He'd better be.

(Snoring)

>> But, sir-- "The fuzzy little lamb--" >> You...

"The fuzzy little lamb--" >> You... Shut up!

>> You... Shut up! And get the secret weapon ready!

(Snoring) >> KLUMP: How'd he get in there? >> Who cares?

>> KLUMP: How'd he get in there? >> Who cares? Just get rid of him!

>> Great, he's exactly where we want him. Er, almost.

¶

>> There he is! >> Not so fast. >> DK: Candy, you don't

>> Not so fast. >> DK: Candy, you don't understand!

>> DK: Candy, you don't understand! >> The rocket ship--

understand! >> The rocket ship-- >> I don't want to hear another

>> The rocket ship-- >> I don't want to hear another word.

>> I don't want to hear another word. First you say a haircut, then

word. First you say a haircut, then you said he was on his way, then

First you say a haircut, then you said he was on his way, then he was at the doctor's!

you said he was on his way, then he was at the doctor's! I want to know where Cranky is!

>> BLUSTER: So do I. >> Bluster, I-- >> Oh, save it, Candy.

>> Bluster, I-- >> Oh, save it, Candy. If Cranky isn't here by the time

>> Oh, save it, Candy. If Cranky isn't here by the time we go to air, you're fired!

>> Why would Cranky do this to me? >> Where could he be?

>> Candy, I'm so sorry. >> No, DK. I'm sorry.

>> No, DK. I'm sorry. This whole thing has made me

I'm sorry. This whole thing has made me crazy.

This whole thing has made me crazy. I've been trying to win success

crazy. I've been trying to win success at the risk of losing everything

I've been trying to win success at the risk of losing everything else.

at the risk of losing everything else. Including my friends.

¶ I was blinded by ambition when I lost my inhibition ¶ ¶ Now suddenly I'm wishin'

when I lost my inhibition ¶ ¶ Now suddenly I'm wishin' to be back where I belong ¶

¶ Now suddenly I'm wishin' to be back where I belong ¶ ¶ In the advertising rat race

to be back where I belong ¶ ¶ In the advertising rat race at a crazy frenzied pace ¶

¶ In the advertising rat race at a crazy frenzied pace ¶ ¶ I was taking full advantage

at a crazy frenzied pace ¶ ¶ I was taking full advantage and that's where I went wrong ¶

¶ I was taking full advantage and that's where I went wrong ¶ ¶ Just remember ¶

and that's where I went wrong ¶ ¶ Just remember ¶ ¶ Who you are ¶

¶ Just remember ¶ ¶ Who you are ¶ ¶ If you are what you ain't

¶ Who you are ¶ ¶ If you are what you ain't then you're not where you're at

¶ If you are what you ain't then you're not where you're at then you know you've gone too

then you're not where you're at then you know you've gone too far ¶

¶ I was stepping on my friends ¶

¶ I would ridicule and offend ¶ ¶ I didn't mean to condescend ¶ ¶ Forgive my foolish pride ¶

¶ I didn't mean to condescend ¶ ¶ Forgive my foolish pride ¶ ¶ I couldn't see the jungle for

¶ Forgive my foolish pride ¶ ¶ I couldn't see the jungle for the trees ¶

¶ I couldn't see the jungle for the trees ¶ ¶ The business brought me to my

the trees ¶ ¶ The business brought me to my knees ¶

¶ The business brought me to my knees ¶ ¶ You've gotta learn how to

knees ¶ ¶ You've gotta learn how to cheat and scam and lie ¶

¶ You've gotta learn how to cheat and scam and lie ¶ ¶ Just remember ¶

cheat and scam and lie ¶ ¶ Just remember ¶ ¶ Who you are ¶

¶ Just remember ¶ ¶ Who you are ¶ ¶ If you are what you ain't

¶ Who you are ¶ ¶ If you are what you ain't then you're not where you're at

¶ If you are what you ain't then you're not where you're at then you know you've gone too

then you're not where you're at then you know you've gone too far ¶

then you know you've gone too far ¶ ¶ Just remember ¶

far ¶ ¶ Just remember ¶ ¶ Who you are ¶

¶ Just remember ¶ ¶ Who you are ¶ ¶ It's never too late to set

¶ Who you are ¶ ¶ It's never too late to set yourself straight ¶

¶ It's never too late to set yourself straight ¶ ¶ Self-respect will make you a

yourself straight ¶ ¶ Self-respect will make you a star ¶

>> I'm sorry, DK. I've done nothing but accuse you and giving you grief, and

I've done nothing but accuse you and giving you grief, and it's not even your fault.

you and giving you grief, and it's not even your fault. >> Look, Candy.

it's not even your fault. >> Look, Candy. I can't explain things right

>> Look, Candy. I can't explain things right now, but I promise that I'm

I can't explain things right now, but I promise that I'm going to find Cranky and have

now, but I promise that I'm going to find Cranky and have him here in time for Bluster's

going to find Cranky and have him here in time for Bluster's next commercial.

him here in time for Bluster's next commercial. >> Really?

next commercial. >> Really? >> It's a guarantee.

>> Really? >> It's a guarantee. >> Oh, DK!

>> It's a guarantee. >> Oh, DK! You've never let me down before.

>> Oh, DK! You've never let me down before. I just know you won't let me

You've never let me down before. I just know you won't let me down now.

I just know you won't let me down now. I'll go tell Bluster.

down now. I'll go tell Bluster. >> How could you make a promise

I'll go tell Bluster. >> How could you make a promise like that?

>> How could you make a promise like that? >> Because I started this mess,

like that? >> Because I started this mess, and I'm going to fix it.

>> Because I started this mess, and I'm going to fix it. We gotta catch up with that

and I'm going to fix it. We gotta catch up with that express mail rocket ship.

We gotta catch up with that express mail rocket ship. Bluster's chopper!

express mail rocket ship. Bluster's chopper! >> K. ROOL: In closing, I'd like

Bluster's chopper! >> K. ROOL: In closing, I'd like to say that it will be my

>> K. ROOL: In closing, I'd like to say that it will be my extreme pleasure to dictate

to say that it will be my extreme pleasure to dictate over you, and I hope your

extreme pleasure to dictate over you, and I hope your enslavement is completely

over you, and I hope your enslavement is completely distressing.

enslavement is completely distressing. (Cackling)

distressing. (Cackling) >> And now, I present to you the

(Cackling) >> And now, I present to you the secret weapon!

>> And now, I present to you the secret weapon! >> Notice its fine contours,

secret weapon! >> Notice its fine contours, and--

>> Notice its fine contours, and-- >> K. ROOL: Will you just get

and-- >> K. ROOL: Will you just get inside?

>> The rocket ship! There it is! And there he goes!

There it is! And there he goes! Cranky's headed for K. Rool's

And there he goes! Cranky's headed for K. Rool's mines.

Cranky's headed for K. Rool's mines. >> I've got an idea, but I'll

mines. >> I've got an idea, but I'll need your help.

>> I've got an idea, but I'll need your help. >> That's what sidekicks are

need your help. >> That's what sidekicks are for.

>> That's what sidekicks are for. >> Good.

for. >> Good. You drive.

>> Good. You drive. >> What?

You drive. >> What? I can't drive.

>> What? I can't drive. >> Neither can I.

I can't drive. >> Neither can I. Take the wheel.

>> Neither can I. Take the wheel. >> DIDDY: Yikes!

Take the wheel. >> DIDDY: Yikes! >> Klump will now launch himself

>> DIDDY: Yikes! >> Klump will now launch himself out of the secret weapon and

>> Klump will now launch himself out of the secret weapon and steal the Crystal Coconut,

out of the secret weapon and steal the Crystal Coconut, thereby declaring me as new

steal the Crystal Coconut, thereby declaring me as new ruler of Kongo Bongo.

thereby declaring me as new ruler of Kongo Bongo. In other words, I win.

ruler of Kongo Bongo. In other words, I win. >> Banana slamma!

In other words, I win. >> Banana slamma! >> K. ROOL: Ready, aim, fire!

(Screaming) >> Uh oh. (Crashing)

>> Uh oh. (Crashing) >> Oh, no.

(Crashing) >> Oh, no. >> The eggs are fried, the eggs

>> Oh, no. >> The eggs are fried, the eggs are--

>> The eggs are fried, the eggs are-- (Screaming)

>> We made it! Now to get to Bluster's. Hang on, Cranky.

Now to get to Bluster's. Hang on, Cranky. Almost--

Hang on, Cranky. Almost-- Whoa!

Almost-- Whoa! That had to hurt.

Whoa! That had to hurt. And it did.

That had to hurt. And it did. (Cranky snoring)

And it did. (Cranky snoring) >> Okay, enough monkeying

(Cranky snoring) >> Okay, enough monkeying around.

>> Okay, enough monkeying around. Sorry, Cranky, but I promised

around. Sorry, Cranky, but I promised Candy to get you to Bluster's,

Sorry, Cranky, but I promised Candy to get you to Bluster's, and that's where you're going.

Candy to get you to Bluster's, and that's where you're going. (Grunting)

(Crashing) >> Huh? >> Huh--

>> Huh? >> Huh-- Hey--

>> Huh-- Hey-- Huh?

Hey-- Huh? (Whispering)

Huh? (Whispering) >> Bluster Barrelworks?

(Whispering) >> Bluster Barrelworks? (Whispering)

>> Bluster Barrelworks? (Whispering) 'Cause their barrels have been

(Whispering) 'Cause their barrels have been around forever.

'Cause their barrels have been around forever. (Whispering)

around forever. (Whispering) And I should know, 'cause so

(Whispering) And I should know, 'cause so have I?

And I should know, 'cause so have I? What kind of crock is that?

have I? What kind of crock is that? >> You heard it here, folks.

What kind of crock is that? >> You heard it here, folks. This is Bluster from Bluster

>> You heard it here, folks. This is Bluster from Bluster Barrelworks, signing off,

This is Bluster from Bluster Barrelworks, signing off, saying--

Barrelworks, signing off, saying-- >> Hey, what happened to King

saying-- >> Hey, what happened to King K. Rool?

>> Hey, what happened to King K. Rool? (Screaming)

>> KLUMP: Krusha... prepare department... 10-4, soldier...

department... 10-4, soldier... >> The eggs... are...

10-4, soldier... >> The eggs... are... fried.

>> Uncle Swampy always says bye-bye.

>> Is everything okay? >> Couldn't be better. Bluster's mom is so happy with

>> Couldn't be better. Bluster's mom is so happy with the way things turned out that

Bluster's mom is so happy with the way things turned out that Bluster wants to promote me.

the way things turned out that Bluster wants to promote me. >> Wow, that's fantastic, Candy!

Bluster wants to promote me. >> Wow, that's fantastic, Candy! >> Yeah, but I'm not interested.

>> Wow, that's fantastic, Candy! >> Yeah, but I'm not interested. >> Why not?

>> Yeah, but I'm not interested. >> Why not? Don't you want really great

>> Why not? Don't you want really great things to happen to you?

Don't you want really great things to happen to you? >> Yes, to me.

things to happen to you? >> Yes, to me. Why should I waste all my good

>> Yes, to me. Why should I waste all my good ideas on Bluster?

Why should I waste all my good ideas on Bluster? Besides, I'm thinking of

ideas on Bluster? Besides, I'm thinking of something less stressful.

Besides, I'm thinking of something less stressful. To be honest, this TV stuff is

something less stressful. To be honest, this TV stuff is just a big pain.

To be honest, this TV stuff is just a big pain. (Cranky groaning)

just a big pain. (Cranky groaning) >> Speaking of pain, why am I in

(Cranky groaning) >> Speaking of pain, why am I in so much of it?

>> Speaking of pain, why am I in so much of it? Last thing I remember, I was

so much of it? Last thing I remember, I was gasping for air when you handed

Last thing I remember, I was gasping for air when you handed me a bottle...

gasping for air when you handed me a bottle... >> Uh...

me a bottle... >> Uh... Little buddy?

>> Uh... Little buddy? >> DIDDY: I'm way ahead of you,

Little buddy? >> DIDDY: I'm way ahead of you, DK!

>> DIDDY: I'm way ahead of you, DK! >> CRANKY: Donkey Kong!

¶