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¶ ¶ Huh, ha ¶ ¶ Huh, ha ¶

¶ Huh, ha ¶ ¶ Huh, ha ¶ ¶ Donkey Kong ¶

¶ Huh, ha ¶ ¶ Donkey Kong ¶ ¶ Hey oh ¶

¶ Donkey Kong ¶ ¶ Hey oh ¶ ¶ Look out down below ¶

¶ Hey oh ¶ ¶ Look out down below ¶ ¶ Here he comes,

¶ Look out down below ¶ ¶ Here he comes, banana slamma ¶

¶

¶ Donkey Kong ¶

¶ Huh, ha ¶ ¶ Huh, ha ¶ ¶ Donkey Kong ¶

¶

¶ Huh, ha ¶ ¶ Huh, ha ¶ ¶ Donkey Kong ¶

¶ Huh, ha ¶ ¶ Donkey Kong ¶ ¶ Hey oh ¶

¶ Donkey Kong ¶ ¶ Hey oh ¶ ¶ Look out down below ¶

¶ Hey oh ¶ ¶ Look out down below ¶ ¶ Here he comes,

¶ Look out down below ¶ ¶ Here he comes, banana slamma ¶

¶ Here he comes, banana slamma ¶ ¶ Kongo Bongo's hero ¶

banana slamma ¶ ¶ Kongo Bongo's hero ¶ ¶ Hey oh ¶

¶ Kongo Bongo's hero ¶ ¶ Hey oh ¶ ¶ Donkey Kong ¶

¶ Hey oh ¶ ¶ Donkey Kong ¶ ¶ Let's go, let's go ¶

¶ Donkey Kong ¶ ¶ Let's go, let's go ¶ ¶ Here he comes,

¶ Let's go, let's go ¶ ¶ Here he comes, banana slamma ¶

¶

>> Thermidor, oh Thermidor-- Where are you, Thermidor?

Thermy? >> And since when do I look like a pet lobster?

>> And since when do I look like a pet lobster? >> Did ya see him, Dids?

a pet lobster? >> Did ya see him, Dids? >> Uh, nada Dix.

>> Did ya see him, Dids? >> Uh, nada Dix. Not a claw.

>> Uh, nada Dix. Not a claw. >> Sorry, Dixie.

Not a claw. >> Sorry, Dixie. Looks like your lobster's run

>> Sorry, Dixie. Looks like your lobster's run off.

Looks like your lobster's run off. >> But I loved him and took

off. >> But I loved him and took real good care of him.

>> But I loved him and took real good care of him. >> And you didn't eat him,

real good care of him. >> And you didn't eat him, either!

>> And you didn't eat him, either! (Laughing)

either! (Laughing) >> Don't worry Dixie, we'll get

(Laughing) >> Don't worry Dixie, we'll get you another pet!

>> Don't worry Dixie, we'll get you another pet! >> I don't want another pet,

you another pet! >> I don't want another pet, Donkey Kong, not ever.

>> I don't want another pet, Donkey Kong, not ever. He would just--

Donkey Kong, not ever. He would just-- Run off like Thermy.

He would just-- Run off like Thermy. >> Whoa, I've never seen Dixie

Run off like Thermy. >> Whoa, I've never seen Dixie so down in the dumps, Diddy.

>> Whoa, I've never seen Dixie so down in the dumps, Diddy. >> You can say that again, DK.

>> ROOL: A simple question,

General Klump.

>> KLUMP: Uh-huh.

>> How long have I been after

the Crystal Coconut?

>> Uh--

As long as I can remember.

>> Mmm, and how long is that,

Klump?

>> Uh--

I can't remember.

>> A long time, Klump.

And now-- Time is up! This time, you either get it,

Time is up! This time, you either get it, or you'll get it!

This time, you either get it, or you'll get it! Get it?

or you'll get it! Get it? I don't want to hear one

Get it? I don't want to hear one oops, whoops or uh-oh.

I don't want to hear one oops, whoops or uh-oh. >> My new plan will not fail,

oops, whoops or uh-oh. >> My new plan will not fail, King K. Rool, sir.

>> My new plan will not fail, King K. Rool, sir. Tada!

King K. Rool, sir. Tada! >> A barrel?

Tada! >> A barrel? >> An exploding barrel!

>> A barrel? >> An exploding barrel! We'll create a diversion at the

>> An exploding barrel! We'll create a diversion at the Barrel Works, and then--

We'll create a diversion at the Barrel Works, and then-- >> Klump--

Barrel Works, and then-- >> Klump-- >> When they open it--

>> Klump-- >> When they open it-- >> Klump!

>> When they open it-- >> Klump! Did you diffuse the barrel?

>> Klump! Did you diffuse the barrel? >> Oops, whoops and uh-oh--

>> ROOL: You insufferable invertebrate! You are finished!

invertebrate! You are finished! Gone!

You are finished! Gone! Out of here!

Gone! Out of here! >> You want me to, um--

Out of here! >> You want me to, um-- leave?

>> You want me to, um-- leave? >> I want you to abrogate.

leave? >> I want you to abrogate. >> Great.

>> I want you to abrogate. >> Great. Get out the dictionary.

>> Great. Get out the dictionary. >> You are relieved of your

Get out the dictionary. >> You are relieved of your duties, stripped of your rank,

>> You are relieved of your duties, stripped of your rank, cast out forever!

duties, stripped of your rank, cast out forever! Specifically, General Klump,

cast out forever! Specifically, General Klump, you are--

Specifically, General Klump, you are-- De-generalised!

you are-- De-generalised! >> But, the military-- serving

De-generalised! >> But, the military-- serving you, King K. Rool, is my

>> But, the military-- serving you, King K. Rool, is my life!

you, King K. Rool, is my life! Where will I go?

life! Where will I go? >> That is no concern of mine,

Where will I go? >> That is no concern of mine, for from this day forth, you are

>> That is no concern of mine, for from this day forth, you are no longer--

for from this day forth, you are no longer-- A lizard.

no longer-- A lizard. You do not exist.

A lizard. You do not exist. And, I forbid the name of

You do not exist. And, I forbid the name of Klump to be ever spoken

And, I forbid the name of Klump to be ever spoken again!

Klump to be ever spoken again! You are exiled forever!

>> ROOL: Krusha!

(Klump crying)

(Klump crying)

(Crying continues)

>> Hey! Quit spying on me! >> I wasn't spying, I just heard

Quit spying on me! >> I wasn't spying, I just heard you, well--

>> I wasn't spying, I just heard you, well-- Is something wrong?

>> Nothin'. Nothin's wrong, okay. Nothin's the matter.

Nothin's wrong, okay. Nothin's the matter. Everything's a-okay!

Nothin's the matter. Everything's a-okay! (Crying)

Everything's a-okay! (Crying) >> But it sounded like--

(Crying) >> But it sounded like-- >> Like my miserable,

>> But it sounded like-- >> Like my miserable, unimportant life is over?

>> Like my miserable, unimportant life is over? That's because it is!

unimportant life is over? That's because it is! (Crying)

¶

¶ Don't waste your time lookin' at a sorry sight like me ¶ ¶ A quivering pile of mush

at a sorry sight like me ¶ ¶ A quivering pile of mush that's me ¶

¶ A quivering pile of mush that's me ¶ ¶ All my years of service and

that's me ¶ ¶ All my years of service and devotion to the king ¶

¶ All my years of service and devotion to the king ¶ ¶ I'm a quivering, snivelling,

devotion to the king ¶ ¶ I'm a quivering, snivelling, non-existent thing ¶

¶ I know I failed ¶ ¶ I know my ship has sailed ¶ ¶ Stripped of my rank ¶

¶ I know my ship has sailed ¶ ¶ Stripped of my rank ¶ ¶ I know my ship has sank ¶

¶ Stripped of my rank ¶ ¶ I know my ship has sank ¶ ¶ And I haven't got a friend in

¶ I know my ship has sank ¶ ¶ And I haven't got a friend in the world ¶

(Crying)

¶ I'm a quiverin' snivellin', blubberin', nameless, non-existent mass of nothin',

blubberin', nameless, non-existent mass of nothin', worthless soggy pile of mush ¶

¶ And I haven't got a friend in the world ¶ ¶ No, I haven't

the world ¶ ¶ No, I haven't got a friend in the world ¶

(Crying)

>> Yes you do, Mr Klump.

Can I keep him? >> ALL: Klump? >> King K. Rool kicked him out

>> ALL: Klump? >> King K. Rool kicked him out and he's all alone and he's got

>> King K. Rool kicked him out and he's all alone and he's got no family and friends and

and he's all alone and he's got no family and friends and nowhere to go and--

no family and friends and nowhere to go and-- >> I'm clean and quiet, I don't

nowhere to go and-- >> I'm clean and quiet, I don't eat much--

>> I'm clean and quiet, I don't eat much-- (Stomach grumbling)

eat much-- (Stomach grumbling) Okay, I can diet--

(Stomach grumbling) Okay, I can diet-- But I'm already house-trained!

Okay, I can diet-- But I'm already house-trained! >> Klump's not a pet, Dixie.

But I'm already house-trained! >> Klump's not a pet, Dixie. >> Mr Klump's promised to change

>> Klump's not a pet, Dixie. >> Mr Klump's promised to change his bad-guy ways and turn over a

>> Mr Klump's promised to change his bad-guy ways and turn over a new leaf!

his bad-guy ways and turn over a new leaf! >> C'mon Dix, no way a lizard's

new leaf! >> C'mon Dix, no way a lizard's moving in with us.

>> C'mon Dix, no way a lizard's moving in with us. They're meant to be slipping and

moving in with us. They're meant to be slipping and sliding under rocks, not living

They're meant to be slipping and sliding under rocks, not living in trees, right DK?

sliding under rocks, not living in trees, right DK? >> Well--

in trees, right DK? >> Well-- >> Just gimme a chance!

>> Well-- >> Just gimme a chance! >> What about the Crystal

>> Just gimme a chance! >> What about the Crystal Coconut?

>> What about the Crystal Coconut? >> I promise, on my mother's

Coconut? >> I promise, on my mother's scaly hide, to protect it with

>> I promise, on my mother's scaly hide, to protect it with my life.

scaly hide, to protect it with my life. >> Give him a shot, Cranky.

my life. >> Give him a shot, Cranky. >> Oh, pleeease!

>> Give him a shot, Cranky. >> Oh, pleeease! >> Oh, pleeease!

>> Oh, pleeease! >> Oh, pleeease! >> All right.

>> Oh, pleeease! >> All right. >> My new family!

>> All right. >> My new family! I promise to become a number one

>> My new family! I promise to become a number one simian citizen and make y'all

I promise to become a number one simian citizen and make y'all proud!

(Crashing) Don't worry 'bout me! Heh.

Don't worry 'bout me! Heh. I'm fine.

Heh. I'm fine. >> Talk about starting off on

I'm fine. >> Talk about starting off on the wrong foot.

>> Talk about starting off on the wrong foot. Heh heh.

the wrong foot. Heh heh. >> I'll be right down, Mr.

Heh heh. >> I'll be right down, Mr. Klump!

>> I'll be right down, Mr. Klump! >> Aww, I guess now we have to

Klump! >> Aww, I guess now we have to figure out where our uninvited

>> Aww, I guess now we have to figure out where our uninvited guest is gonna stay.

figure out where our uninvited guest is gonna stay. >> Only vacancy I know of is the

guest is gonna stay. >> Only vacancy I know of is the one between his ears--

>> Only vacancy I know of is the one between his ears-- Then again--

one between his ears-- Then again-- >> Not my place!

Then again-- >> Not my place! Come on!

>> Not my place! Come on! I was just trying to cheer Dixie

Come on! I was just trying to cheer Dixie up!

I was just trying to cheer Dixie up! >> Just make sure he doesn't

up! >> Just make sure he doesn't take off those boots!

>> Just make sure he doesn't take off those boots! (Laughing)

take off those boots! (Laughing) >> Very funny.

>> Well now General, what do you think of your new position? >> But, I-- I ain't moved--

you think of your new position? >> But, I-- I ain't moved-- >> Oh, Krusha, you lunkhead.

>> But, I-- I ain't moved-- >> Oh, Krusha, you lunkhead. If you had two heads you'd be

>> Oh, Krusha, you lunkhead. If you had two heads you'd be lonesome.

If you had two heads you'd be lonesome. I shouldn't be so hard.

lonesome. I shouldn't be so hard. After all, that non-person whose

I shouldn't be so hard. After all, that non-person whose name we no longer mention was no

After all, that non-person whose name we no longer mention was no rocket scientist.

name we no longer mention was no rocket scientist. What's important is--

rocket scientist. What's important is-- Dear me!

What's important is-- Dear me! A barrel!

Dear me! A barrel! But is it an exploding barrel or

A barrel! But is it an exploding barrel or not?

But is it an exploding barrel or not? How will I ever tell?

Perhaps you could help me with this dilemma, General Krusha.

with this dilemma, General Krusha. >> I can do that, uh-huh.

It's an exploding barrel, all right. >> Ah, goodie, blind obedience!

all right. >> Ah, goodie, blind obedience! Oh look General, another barrel!

(Trumpet playing) >> We're under attack! We're under attack!

>> We're under attack! We're under attack! >> Batten down the hatches!

We're under attack! >> Batten down the hatches! Women and bananas first!

>> Batten down the hatches! Women and bananas first! >> Women and bananas and short

Women and bananas first! >> Women and bananas and short monkeys!

>> Women and bananas and short monkeys! (Crashing)

>> Okay new family of mine, let's everyone say mornin' to a bright, new, glorious day!

let's everyone say mornin' to a bright, new, glorious day! (Groaning)

bright, new, glorious day! (Groaning) >> Sun's arising and breakfast

(Groaning) >> Sun's arising and breakfast will be ready at 0700 hours,

>> Sun's arising and breakfast will be ready at 0700 hours, sharp.

(Crashing) >> Hey, where's Mr. Klump? >> You mean the rooster with the

>> Hey, where's Mr. Klump? >> You mean the rooster with the barrel belly?

>> You mean the rooster with the barrel belly? >> I'm gonna wrap that bugle

barrel belly? >> I'm gonna wrap that bugle around his neck!

>> I'm gonna wrap that bugle around his neck! >> KLUMP: Ah, I'm okay.

around his neck! >> KLUMP: Ah, I'm okay. Don't worry 'bout me, heh.

>> KLUMP: Ah, I'm okay. Don't worry 'bout me, heh. Uh, just fine--

Don't worry 'bout me, heh. Uh, just fine-- Good.

Uh, just fine-- Good. >> Oh, he was only trying to

Good. >> Oh, he was only trying to help.

>> Oh, he was only trying to help. >> Ugh, Dixie's right.

help. >> Ugh, Dixie's right. I'm sure this is just gonna take

>> Ugh, Dixie's right. I'm sure this is just gonna take a little time.

I'm sure this is just gonna take a little time. >> Where are we going, General?

a little time. >> Where are we going, General? To see some sort of insidious

>> Where are we going, General? To see some sort of insidious device, by which I shall finally

To see some sort of insidious device, by which I shall finally gain the coveted Crystal

device, by which I shall finally gain the coveted Crystal Coconut?

gain the coveted Crystal Coconut? >> No.

Coconut? >> No. I just wanted to drive the

>> No. I just wanted to drive the cart.

I just wanted to drive the cart. Zoom, zoom!

cart. Zoom, zoom! >> It's about time you learned,

Zoom, zoom! >> It's about time you learned, Krusha, there's more to being a

>> It's about time you learned, Krusha, there's more to being a general than "Zoom, zoom!"

Krusha, there's more to being a general than "Zoom, zoom!" >> Ooh, new uniforms?

general than "Zoom, zoom!" >> Ooh, new uniforms? >> A plan, Krusha, to steal the

>> Ooh, new uniforms? >> A plan, Krusha, to steal the coconut.

>> A plan, Krusha, to steal the coconut. An idea, a brain blemish, even a

coconut. An idea, a brain blemish, even a hemispheric hiccup!

An idea, a brain blemish, even a hemispheric hiccup! Anything!

hemispheric hiccup! Anything! Left turn, Krusha!

Anything! Left turn, Krusha! We're heading back to the base

Left turn, Krusha! We're heading back to the base for a brainstorming session!

We're heading back to the base for a brainstorming session! >> Left?

for a brainstorming session! >> Left? >> Right!

>> Left? >> Right! >> Right.

>> Right! >> Right. >> No!

>> Right. >> No! I mean--

>> No! I mean-- (Crashing)

I mean-- (Crashing) Lunkhead.

(Crashing) Lunkhead. >> DK look, Klump's monkeying

Lunkhead. >> DK look, Klump's monkeying around with Cranky's trigger

>> DK look, Klump's monkeying around with Cranky's trigger barrels.

around with Cranky's trigger barrels. Hey, what are you doing?

barrels. Hey, what are you doing? >> Putting a spit-shine on

Hey, what are you doing? >> Putting a spit-shine on Cranky's barrels.

>> Putting a spit-shine on Cranky's barrels. >> Well that's certainly gonna

Cranky's barrels. >> Well that's certainly gonna surprise him, eh, Diddy?

>> Well that's certainly gonna surprise him, eh, Diddy? >> Mm, here he comes now.

surprise him, eh, Diddy? >> Mm, here he comes now. >> This is really gonna send old

>> Mm, here he comes now. >> This is really gonna send old sourpuss over to my side.

(Screaming) >> Uh, guess I better go start making lunch.

(Crashing) >> I'll be right down, Mr. Klump.

>> I'll be right down, Mr. Klump. >> I know, Dixie, he was only

Mr. Klump. >> I know, Dixie, he was only trying to help.

>> I know, Dixie, he was only trying to help. >> Tell that to Cranky.

trying to help. >> Tell that to Cranky. Heh, when he comes down out of

>> Tell that to Cranky. Heh, when he comes down out of orbit.

Heh, when he comes down out of orbit. >> KLUMP: Eh, d-- don't mind me.

orbit. >> KLUMP: Eh, d-- don't mind me. A little creased is all--

>> KLUMP: Eh, d-- don't mind me. A little creased is all-- A few dents--

>> KRUSHA: Uh, set it on fire-- uh, then we chop down the tree, and dig some big, dangerous

uh, then we chop down the tree, and dig some big, dangerous holes.

and dig some big, dangerous holes. Yeah, big dangerous holes.

holes. Yeah, big dangerous holes. And, oh, get some nasty animals,

Yeah, big dangerous holes. And, oh, get some nasty animals, and great big furry spiders!

And, oh, get some nasty animals, and great big furry spiders! And, and, and lots of broken

and great big furry spiders! And, and, and lots of broken bits!

And, and, and lots of broken bits! And sprinkle it around!

bits! And sprinkle it around! And--

And sprinkle it around! And-- (K. Rool screaming)

And-- (K. Rool screaming) >> What does all that have to do

(K. Rool screaming) >> What does all that have to do with getting me the Crystal

>> What does all that have to do with getting me the Crystal Coconut!?

with getting me the Crystal Coconut!? >> Co-co-nut?

Coconut!? >> Co-co-nut? >> Why do I suddenly find myself

>> Co-co-nut? >> Why do I suddenly find myself wondering whatever became of

>> Why do I suddenly find myself wondering whatever became of that unmentionable non-person?

wondering whatever became of that unmentionable non-person? >> Uh, he's living with the

that unmentionable non-person? >> Uh, he's living with the apes.

>> Uh, he's living with the apes. >> The apes?

apes. >> The apes? >> Yup.

>> The apes? >> Yup. That's what the spies say.

>> Yup. That's what the spies say. >> Ahh--

That's what the spies say. >> Ahh-- the apes!

>> Ahh-- the apes! He's living with the apes!

the apes! He's living with the apes! (Mimicking apes)

He's living with the apes! (Mimicking apes) (Laughing)

(Mimicking apes) (Laughing) (Mimicking apes)

Want-- a banana! (Laughing)

a banana! (Laughing) Brilliant.

(Laughing) Brilliant. He's set up the perfect coconut

Brilliant. He's set up the perfect coconut stealing strategy, and I'll bet

He's set up the perfect coconut stealing strategy, and I'll bet the non-person doesn't even know

stealing strategy, and I'll bet the non-person doesn't even know it!

>> DIXIE: Donkey Kong's elevator's never worked right, Mr. Klump.

elevator's never worked right, Mr. Klump. >> KLUMP: It will when I get

Mr. Klump. >> KLUMP: It will when I get finished with it.

>> KLUMP: It will when I get finished with it. >> So, how'd you like living

finished with it. >> So, how'd you like living here?

>> So, how'd you like living here? >> To tell the truth, Dixie, it

here? >> To tell the truth, Dixie, it ain't so easy livin' in trees.

>> To tell the truth, Dixie, it ain't so easy livin' in trees. But I'm getting the hang of it.

ain't so easy livin' in trees. But I'm getting the hang of it. >> I'm proud of the way you're

But I'm getting the hang of it. >> I'm proud of the way you're trying to fit in by helpin'

>> I'm proud of the way you're trying to fit in by helpin' everyone out--

trying to fit in by helpin' everyone out-- >> Yeah well, don't tell no one,

everyone out-- >> Yeah well, don't tell no one, but I think the others are

>> Yeah well, don't tell no one, but I think the others are startin' to, well, like me!

but I think the others are startin' to, well, like me! Even Cranky!

startin' to, well, like me! Even Cranky! And I won't lie to ya Dixie, I

Even Cranky! And I won't lie to ya Dixie, I ain't never had friends before.

>> Here comes Donkey Kong! >> Hey! Donkey Kong, wait 'til you see

>> Hey! Donkey Kong, wait 'til you see what Mr. Klump did to your

Donkey Kong, wait 'til you see what Mr. Klump did to your elevator!

(Bells ringing)

>> Klump almost turned you into a milkshake. >> Almost sent me to the moon.

a milkshake. >> Almost sent me to the moon. And don't forget the bugle.

>> Almost sent me to the moon. And don't forget the bugle. >> Ohh--

And don't forget the bugle. >> Ohh-- the bugle--

>> Ohh-- the bugle-- >> So--

the bugle-- >> So-- What are ya saying?

>> So-- What are ya saying? >> Klump doesn't belong here!

What are ya saying? >> Klump doesn't belong here! >> We tried, Donkey Kong.

>> Klump doesn't belong here! >> We tried, Donkey Kong. It didn't work.

>> We tried, Donkey Kong. It didn't work. >> I'll tell him in the morning.

It didn't work. >> I'll tell him in the morning. >> It'll be a lot easier telling

>> I'll tell him in the morning. >> It'll be a lot easier telling him than Dixie.

>> Whaddya know, I didn't fall. Lot of good it does me now. (Crying)

>> DIXIE: Where are you going, Mr. Klump? >> I'm uh, I'm going AWOL,

Mr. Klump? >> I'm uh, I'm going AWOL, Dixie.

>> I'm uh, I'm going AWOL, Dixie. I-- I'm leavin'.

Dixie. I-- I'm leavin'. >> Leaving?

I-- I'm leavin'. >> Leaving? But why?

>> Leaving? But why? >> 'Cause I-- I don't belong

But why? >> 'Cause I-- I don't belong here.

>> 'Cause I-- I don't belong here. C'mon, a lizard like me living

here. C'mon, a lizard like me living in trees--

C'mon, a lizard like me living in trees-- >> But, but you said you liked

in trees-- >> But, but you said you liked it here--

>> But, but you said you liked it here-- >> I was wrong.

it here-- >> I was wrong. I'm better off in some swamp

>> I was wrong. I'm better off in some swamp somewhere all by myself.

I'm better off in some swamp somewhere all by myself. >> Oh I shoulda known better

somewhere all by myself. >> Oh I shoulda known better than to help a cold-hearted

>> Oh I shoulda known better than to help a cold-hearted lizard like him!

than to help a cold-hearted lizard like him! >> I guess Klump saved us from

lizard like him! >> I guess Klump saved us from telling Dixie--

>> I guess Klump saved us from telling Dixie-- and him.

>> Goodbye, Dixie-- >> ROOL: Excuse me, could you possibly spare a banana?

>> ROOL: Excuse me, could you possibly spare a banana? >> King K. Rool, sir!

possibly spare a banana? >> King K. Rool, sir! >> Oh do forgive me, I thought

>> King K. Rool, sir! >> Oh do forgive me, I thought you were one of those

>> Oh do forgive me, I thought you were one of those chest-pounding primates.

you were one of those chest-pounding primates. >> Oh please let me come back,

chest-pounding primates. >> Oh please let me come back, your cold-bloodedness.

>> Oh please let me come back, your cold-bloodedness. I promise I won't mess up again!

your cold-bloodedness. I promise I won't mess up again! >> Fine then, um--

I promise I won't mess up again! >> Fine then, um-- You're reinstated.

>> Fine then, um-- You're reinstated. >> Oh thank you, King K. Rool,

You're reinstated. >> Oh thank you, King K. Rool, sir!

>> Oh thank you, King K. Rool, sir! >> Only um-- under the condition

sir! >> Only um-- under the condition that you betray your little

>> Only um-- under the condition that you betray your little monkey friend and use her to

that you betray your little monkey friend and use her to steal the coconut for me.

monkey friend and use her to steal the coconut for me. >> Dixie?

steal the coconut for me. >> Dixie? But I--

>> Dixie? But I-- >> Person, non-person.

But I-- >> Person, non-person. Person, non-person.

>> Person, non-person. Person, non-person. Person--

Person, non-person. Person-- >> Your wish is my command, King

Person-- >> Your wish is my command, King K. Rool, sir!

>> Your wish is my command, King K. Rool, sir! >> Aaa-hahahaha!

K. Rool, sir! >> Aaa-hahahaha! Then here we are back together:

>> Aaa-hahahaha! Then here we are back together: One great big larcenous family.

Then here we are back together: One great big larcenous family. >> Sorry Dixie.

¶

¶ What did I do to make you leave me? ¶ ¶ Why does everybody always

leave me? ¶ ¶ Why does everybody always leave me alone? ¶

¶ Why does everybody always leave me alone? ¶ ¶ Now that everybody's gone

leave me alone? ¶ ¶ Now that everybody's gone it's so hard to carry on ¶

¶ Now that everybody's gone it's so hard to carry on ¶ ¶ Is there someone I can truly

it's so hard to carry on ¶ ¶ Is there someone I can truly call a friend? ¶

¶ Is there someone I can truly call a friend? ¶ ¶ It's such a crime to be

call a friend? ¶ ¶ It's such a crime to be deserted all the time ¶

¶ It's such a crime to be deserted all the time ¶ ¶ It shouldn't come as a

deserted all the time ¶ ¶ It shouldn't come as a surprise ¶

¶ It shouldn't come as a surprise ¶ ¶ I wish I'd seen it in

surprise ¶ ¶ I wish I'd seen it in their eyes ¶

¶ I wish I'd seen it in their eyes ¶ ¶ Is there someone I can truly

their eyes ¶ ¶ Is there someone I can truly call a friend? ¶

¶ Is there someone I can truly call a friend? ¶ >> What do you want?

call a friend? ¶ >> What do you want? >> I'm not here, understand?

>> What do you want? >> I'm not here, understand? >> Huh?

>> I'm not here, understand? >> Huh? >> King K. Rool's plottin' to

>> Huh? >> King K. Rool's plottin' to blow up the barrel factory!

>> King K. Rool's plottin' to blow up the barrel factory! >> Yeah?

blow up the barrel factory! >> Yeah? So why are you tellin' me?

>> Yeah? So why are you tellin' me? You're not one of us anymore.

So why are you tellin' me? You're not one of us anymore. >> Like you kept tellin' the

You're not one of us anymore. >> Like you kept tellin' the others, I guess I'm still tryin'

>> Like you kept tellin' the others, I guess I'm still tryin' to help.

others, I guess I'm still tryin' to help. >> Why should I believe you?

to help. >> Why should I believe you? >> 'Cause if King K. Rool knew I

>> Why should I believe you? >> 'Cause if King K. Rool knew I was telling you this he'd turn

>> 'Cause if King K. Rool knew I was telling you this he'd turn me into a new pair of boots!

was telling you this he'd turn me into a new pair of boots! 'Sides, I told you I'd never lie

me into a new pair of boots! 'Sides, I told you I'd never lie to a friend.

'Sides, I told you I'd never lie to a friend. >> Thanks, Mr. Klump.

to a friend. >> Thanks, Mr. Klump. (Crying)

>> Thanks, Mr. Klump. (Crying) ¶ I'm such a spineless,

(Crying) ¶ I'm such a spineless, low-down, lyin', cheatin'

¶ I'm such a spineless, low-down, lyin', cheatin' friend ¶

>> Save the acceptance speech until after you steal the coconut, Klump!

until after you steal the coconut, Klump! A commendable performance but

coconut, Klump! A commendable performance but hardly an award winner.

A commendable performance but hardly an award winner. (Laughing)

hardly an award winner. (Laughing) >> With the apes protecting the

(Laughing) >> With the apes protecting the barrel factory--

>> With the apes protecting the barrel factory-- (Laughing)

barrel factory-- (Laughing) The coconut should be easy

(Laughing) The coconut should be easy pickings!

The coconut should be easy pickings! (Laughing)

pickings! (Laughing) >> Got here as soon as we heard,

(Laughing) >> Got here as soon as we heard, Cranky.

>> Got here as soon as we heard, Cranky. >> Yeah, what's shakin'?

Cranky. >> Yeah, what's shakin'? >> You if you get any closer to

>> Yeah, what's shakin'? >> You if you get any closer to that exploding barrel.

>> You if you get any closer to that exploding barrel. >> Where did it come from?

that exploding barrel. >> Where did it come from? >> K. Rool, who else?

>> Where did it come from? >> K. Rool, who else? Dixie got a tip from Klump.

>> K. Rool, who else? Dixie got a tip from Klump. >> Klump?

Dixie got a tip from Klump. >> Klump? >> So what are we gonna do,

>> Klump? >> So what are we gonna do, Cranky?

>> So what are we gonna do, Cranky? >> The only thing we can do,

Cranky? >> The only thing we can do, Donkey Kong: explode it.

>> The only thing we can do, Donkey Kong: explode it. >> Good plan, how?

Donkey Kong: explode it. >> Good plan, how? >> First, you go pick it up.

>> Good plan, how? >> First, you go pick it up. >> Not so good plan!

>> First, you go pick it up. >> Not so good plan! >> It's up to you to get it

>> Not so good plan! >> It's up to you to get it outta there, DK, before someone

>> It's up to you to get it outta there, DK, before someone gets hurt!

outta there, DK, before someone gets hurt! >> You are the hero, DK.

gets hurt! >> You are the hero, DK. >> And you gotta remind me.

>> Don't you dare! >> Dixie! Am I glad to see you!

>> Dixie! Am I glad to see you! No, Dixie, it's not what it

Am I glad to see you! No, Dixie, it's not what it looks like!

No, Dixie, it's not what it looks like! >> It most certainly is!

looks like! >> It most certainly is! What it looks like is you lied

>> It most certainly is! What it looks like is you lied to me from the start!

What it looks like is you lied to me from the start! I took you in and this is

to me from the start! I took you in and this is how you repay me?

I took you in and this is how you repay me? By using me to get the others

how you repay me? By using me to get the others out of the way so you can sneak

By using me to get the others out of the way so you can sneak in and steal the coconut!

out of the way so you can sneak in and steal the coconut! >> Believe me, Dixie, I'm not

in and steal the coconut! >> Believe me, Dixie, I'm not here to steal it!

>> Believe me, Dixie, I'm not here to steal it! >> I caught you red handed!

here to steal it! >> I caught you red handed! >> Oh, I wish I had time to

>> I caught you red handed! >> Oh, I wish I had time to explain.

>> Oh, I wish I had time to explain. Oh what's keeping that big ape?

>> DK: Take cover!

>> Huh? It's a dud! >> Just like that dud, Klump!

It's a dud! >> Just like that dud, Klump! This smells like lizard

>> Just like that dud, Klump! This smells like lizard monkey business to me.

This smells like lizard monkey business to me. (Screaming)

(Screaming) >> Good, good, but a little louder.

>> Good, good, but a little louder. (Screaming)

louder. (Screaming) >> Good, now where's that dumb

(Screaming) >> Good, now where's that dumb ape when you need him?

>> Good, now where's that dumb ape when you need him? (Screaming)

ape when you need him? (Screaming) >> Get the coconut, Klump!

(Screaming) >> Get the coconut, Klump! The coconut!

>> Get the coconut, Klump! The coconut! >> Can't wait around.

The coconut! >> Can't wait around. Louder!

>> Can't wait around. Louder! (Dixie screaming)

>> Where's the coconut, you lunkhead?! >> It was a trap!

lunkhead?! >> It was a trap! Uh, they outnumbered me!

>> It was a trap! Uh, they outnumbered me! >> It's just the girl!

Uh, they outnumbered me! >> It's just the girl! >> DK: Banana slamma!

>> It's just the girl! >> DK: Banana slamma! >> Well, since we know how this

>> DK: Banana slamma! >> Well, since we know how this usually ends up--

>> Well, since we know how this usually ends up-- >> Bailin' out!

>> Aww, Klump set us up from the start! >> Shoulda known better than to

start! >> Shoulda known better than to trust that slimy salamander!

>> Shoulda known better than to trust that slimy salamander! >> Hope you're not taking this

trust that slimy salamander! >> Hope you're not taking this too hard, Dixie.

>> Hope you're not taking this too hard, Dixie. >> Nah, I'm okay, Donkey Kong,

too hard, Dixie. >> Nah, I'm okay, Donkey Kong, really.

>> Nah, I'm okay, Donkey Kong, really. Thanks.

(Claws snapping) >> Thermy! You're back!

>> Thermy! You're back! Oh, where'd ya come from?

You're back! Oh, where'd ya come from? And what's this note?

Oh, where'd ya come from? And what's this note? "To Dixie, thanx."

And what's this note? "To Dixie, thanx." "T, H, A, N--

"To Dixie, thanx." "T, H, A, N-- X"?

"T, H, A, N-- X"? >> Who could--

X"? >> Who could-- Oh!

>> Who could-- Oh! >> He wasn't after the coconut

Oh! >> He wasn't after the coconut after all, was he, Thermy?

>> He wasn't after the coconut after all, was he, Thermy? >> Now that you're back I'm

after all, was he, Thermy? >> Now that you're back I'm gonna love you and take care of

>> Now that you're back I'm gonna love you and take care of you, and if you leave me

gonna love you and take care of you, and if you leave me someday, well that's okay.

you, and if you leave me someday, well that's okay. Because I will always remember

someday, well that's okay. Because I will always remember the good times when we were

Because I will always remember the good times when we were together, and that will make me

the good times when we were together, and that will make me happy.

(Klump crying)

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