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(Jungle music playing) ¶ Ooh ¶ ¶ Ah ¶

¶ Ooh ¶ ¶ Ah ¶ ¶ Ooh-ah ¶

¶ Ah ¶ ¶ Ooh-ah ¶ ¶ Donkey Kong ¶

¶ Ooh-ah ¶ ¶ Donkey Kong ¶ ¶ Hey-oh ¶

¶ Donkey Kong ¶ ¶ Hey-oh ¶ ¶ Look out down below ¶

¶ Hey-oh ¶ ¶ Look out down below ¶ ¶ Here he comes ¶

¶ Look out down below ¶ ¶ Here he comes ¶ ¶ Banana slamma ¶

¶ ¶ Donkey Kong ¶ ¶

¶ Donkey Kong ¶ ¶ ¶ Ooh ¶

¶ ¶ Ooh ¶ ¶ Ah ¶

¶ Ooh ¶ ¶ Ah ¶ ¶ Ooh-ah, Donkey Kong ¶

¶ ¶ Ooh ¶ ¶ Ah ¶

¶ Ooh ¶ ¶ Ah ¶ ¶ Ooh-ah, Donkey Kong ¶

¶ Ah ¶ ¶ Ooh-ah, Donkey Kong ¶ ¶ Hey-oh ¶

¶ Ooh-ah, Donkey Kong ¶ ¶ Hey-oh ¶ ¶ Look out down below ¶

¶ Hey-oh ¶ ¶ Look out down below ¶ ¶ Here he comes ¶

¶ Look out down below ¶ ¶ Here he comes ¶ ¶ Banana slamma ¶

¶ Here he comes ¶ ¶ Banana slamma ¶ ¶ Kongo Bongo's hero ¶

¶ Banana slamma ¶ ¶ Kongo Bongo's hero ¶ ¶ Hey-oh ¶

¶ Kongo Bongo's hero ¶ ¶ Hey-oh ¶ ¶ Donkey Kong, let's go ¶

¶ Hey-oh ¶ ¶ Donkey Kong, let's go ¶ ¶ Let's go ¶

¶ Donkey Kong, let's go ¶ ¶ Let's go ¶ ¶ Here he comes ¶

¶ Let's go ¶ ¶ Here he comes ¶ ¶ Banana slamma ¶

(Birds chirping) >> DONKEY KONG: We're all dressed up with somewhere to go.

>> DONKEY KONG: We're all dressed up with somewhere to go. Looking forward to the

dressed up with somewhere to go. Looking forward to the Kongo Bongo Karaoke Cruise,

Looking forward to the Kongo Bongo Karaoke Cruise, Candy?

Kongo Bongo Karaoke Cruise, Candy? >> Am I?

Candy? >> Am I? I've been waiting months

>> Am I? I've been waiting months for this.

I've been waiting months for this. I can't remember the last time I

for this. I can't remember the last time I had you all to myself,

I can't remember the last time I had you all to myself, Donkey Kong.

had you all to myself, Donkey Kong. >> Come on, Candy.

Donkey Kong. >> Come on, Candy. I'm yours 24 hours a day.

>> Come on, Candy. I'm yours 24 hours a day. >> That is when you can squeeze

I'm yours 24 hours a day. >> That is when you can squeeze me in between guarding your

>> That is when you can squeeze me in between guarding your Coconut, and your mirror.

me in between guarding your Coconut, and your mirror. >> It's not that bad, Candy.

Coconut, and your mirror. >> It's not that bad, Candy. Besides, I'm here now.

>> It's not that bad, Candy. Besides, I'm here now. And we've got the

Besides, I'm here now. And we've got the whole afternoon.

And we've got the whole afternoon. >> That sounds like a promise.

whole afternoon. >> That sounds like a promise. Pucker up, big boy.

>> That sounds like a promise. Pucker up, big boy. And let's seal it with a...

Pucker up, big boy. And let's seal it with a... >> No time for any of that

And let's seal it with a... >> No time for any of that oochie-coochie-smoochie stuff.

>> No time for any of that oochie-coochie-smoochie stuff. >> Cranky?

oochie-coochie-smoochie stuff. >> Cranky? >> You know the drill.

>> Cranky? >> You know the drill. >> But I--

>> You know the drill. >> But I-- >> The only "Butt" is the one

>> But I-- >> The only "Butt" is the one you're getting over to my

>> The only "Butt" is the one you're getting over to my place, now.

you're getting over to my place, now. This is an emergency.

place, now. This is an emergency. >> Whoops.

This is an emergency. >> Whoops. Sorry, Candy, got to go.

>> Whoops. Sorry, Candy, got to go. You understand.

Sorry, Candy, got to go. You understand. Obviously, you don't.

You understand. Obviously, you don't. Candy, please, it's my duty as

Obviously, you don't. Candy, please, it's my duty as future ruler of Kongo Bongo.

Candy, please, it's my duty as future ruler of Kongo Bongo. I'll be back before you know it.

>> I'm going to have Klump's hide for a new pair of boots. He's bringing me the

hide for a new pair of boots. He's bringing me the fastest cart.

He's bringing me the fastest cart. And he's still late.

fastest cart. And he's still late. >> Maybe he got the big hand and

And he's still late. >> Maybe he got the big hand and the little hand on the clock

>> Maybe he got the big hand and the little hand on the clock mixed up.

the little hand on the clock mixed up. I do.

mixed up. I do. >> But then telling time--

I do. >> But then telling time-- like most things for you,

>> But then telling time-- like most things for you, Krusha-- is as difficult as

like most things for you, Krusha-- is as difficult as trying to calculate what day

Krusha-- is as difficult as trying to calculate what day it is.

trying to calculate what day it is. >> Uhh, Tuesday?

it is. >> Uhh, Tuesday? Oh, oh, oh, Saturday?

>> Uhh, Tuesday? Oh, oh, oh, Saturday? >> I'll admit Klump is

Oh, oh, oh, Saturday? >> I'll admit Klump is a lunkhead.

>> I'll admit Klump is a lunkhead. But you, Krusha, you redefine

a lunkhead. But you, Krusha, you redefine the term.

But you, Krusha, you redefine the term. (Cart approaching)

the term. (Cart approaching) >> Halt!

(Cart approaching) >> Halt! (Thumping)

>> Halt! (Thumping) >> You lunkhead!

(Thumping) >> You lunkhead! >> I want a full damage report.

>> You lunkhead! >> I want a full damage report. >> Well, a few scratches,

>> I want a full damage report. >> Well, a few scratches, couple of missing scales,

>> Well, a few scratches, couple of missing scales, one heck of a goose egg.

couple of missing scales, one heck of a goose egg. >> Not Krusha, you newt,

one heck of a goose egg. >> Not Krusha, you newt, my cart.

>> Not Krusha, you newt, my cart. >> Right, and it wasn't easy for

my cart. >> Right, and it wasn't easy for me to find that cart either,

>> Right, and it wasn't easy for me to find that cart either, lunkhead.

me to find that cart either, lunkhead. >> KRUSHA: And obviously,

lunkhead. >> KRUSHA: And obviously, even more difficult for you

>> KRUSHA: And obviously, even more difficult for you to control.

even more difficult for you to control. >> Yeah, good thing it's got

to control. >> Yeah, good thing it's got some decent bra-- Huh?

>> Yeah, good thing it's got some decent bra-- Huh? >> No matter,

some decent bra-- Huh? >> No matter, a momentary distraction.

>> No matter, a momentary distraction. I assure I am rapt

a momentary distraction. I assure I am rapt with attention.

I assure I am rapt with attention. I believe you were elaborating

with attention. I believe you were elaborating on your brilliant plan for

I believe you were elaborating on your brilliant plan for bringing Kongo Bongo to

on your brilliant plan for bringing Kongo Bongo to its patellas.

bringing Kongo Bongo to its patellas. >> Hey, watch your mouth.

its patellas. >> Hey, watch your mouth. >> Uhh, that would be "Knees".

>> Hey, watch your mouth. >> Uhh, that would be "Knees". If it would please Your Majesty

>> Uhh, that would be "Knees". If it would please Your Majesty to continue...

If it would please Your Majesty to continue... >> You're certain the details

to continue... >> You're certain the details won't bore you?

>> You're certain the details won't bore you? >> Oh, quite the contrary,

won't bore you? >> Oh, quite the contrary, my lord.

>> Oh, quite the contrary, my lord. >> Well, I certainly don't mind

my lord. >> Well, I certainly don't mind this turn of events.

>> Well, I certainly don't mind this turn of events. >> What kind of a sissy salute

this turn of events. >> What kind of a sissy salute is that?

>> What kind of a sissy salute is that? >> DONKEY KONG: "A false alarm"?

is that? >> DONKEY KONG: "A false alarm"? You mean the Crystal Coconut

>> DONKEY KONG: "A false alarm"? You mean the Crystal Coconut is safe?

You mean the Crystal Coconut is safe? King K. Rool's not after it?

is safe? King K. Rool's not after it? >> Guarding the Coconut is your

King K. Rool's not after it? >> Guarding the Coconut is your responsibility, Donkey Kong.

>> Guarding the Coconut is your responsibility, Donkey Kong. It has the power to make you

responsibility, Donkey Kong. It has the power to make you ruler of Kongo Bongo.

It has the power to make you ruler of Kongo Bongo. Until that day comes, you are to

ruler of Kongo Bongo. Until that day comes, you are to watch over it day and night.

Until that day comes, you are to watch over it day and night. >> Right.

watch over it day and night. >> Right. And I'm only a hologram away.

>> Right. And I'm only a hologram away. And please, Cranky, no more

And I'm only a hologram away. And please, Cranky, no more false alarms.

(Krusha laughing) "If you can't beat them, join them, then beat them" is

"If you can't beat them, join them, then beat them" is what I always say.

join them, then beat them" is what I always say. (Laughing)

what I always say. (Laughing) Oh, I can't tell you how

(Laughing) Oh, I can't tell you how stimulating it is to have

Oh, I can't tell you how stimulating it is to have someone almost as smart as

stimulating it is to have someone almost as smart as myself to talk to.

someone almost as smart as myself to talk to. Huh?

myself to talk to. Huh? I'm sure you will be able to see

Huh? I'm sure you will be able to see the sheer genius of my new plan.

>> Not the Candy Clone. Last time we deployed her, everything blew up in our faces.

Last time we deployed her, everything blew up in our faces. >> Modifications have been made.

everything blew up in our faces. >> Modifications have been made. >> Let's go for a ride,

>> Modifications have been made. >> Let's go for a ride, you big ape.

>> Let's go for a ride, you big ape. >> See?

you big ape. >> See? A perfect Donkey Kong bait.

>> See? A perfect Donkey Kong bait. >> Let's go for a ride,

A perfect Donkey Kong bait. >> Let's go for a ride, you big ape.

>> Let's go for a ride, you big ape. Let's go for a ride,

you big ape. Let's go for a ride, you big ape.

Let's go for a ride, you big ape. (Electronics fizzling)

you big ape. (Electronics fizzling) >> She'll lure him into my

(Electronics fizzling) >> She'll lure him into my fastest mining cart.

>> She'll lure him into my fastest mining cart. And, without brakes, he'll be

fastest mining cart. And, without brakes, he'll be stuck racing around Kongo Bongo

And, without brakes, he'll be stuck racing around Kongo Bongo while I march in and take the

stuck racing around Kongo Bongo while I march in and take the Crystal Coconut.

while I march in and take the Crystal Coconut. >> Cute.

Crystal Coconut. >> Cute. >> "Cute"?

>> Cute. >> "Cute"? >> Oh, it's cunning and all

>> "Cute"? >> Oh, it's cunning and all that, but like all your plans

>> Oh, it's cunning and all that, but like all your plans and attempts, not nearly

that, but like all your plans and attempts, not nearly ruthless enough to ensure

and attempts, not nearly ruthless enough to ensure complete and absolute success.

ruthless enough to ensure complete and absolute success. Purely a hypothesis,

complete and absolute success. Purely a hypothesis, totally unfounded, I'm sure.

Purely a hypothesis, totally unfounded, I'm sure. >> All right, one more word and

totally unfounded, I'm sure. >> All right, one more word and you'll be answering to me.

>> All right, one more word and you'll be answering to me. >> Back off,

you'll be answering to me. >> Back off, you militant mutant.

>> Back off, you militant mutant. He's just hypothesizing.

you militant mutant. He's just hypothesizing. >> Oh, yeah, well, as long as

He's just hypothesizing. >> Oh, yeah, well, as long as he's just, uhh, hypothesizing.

>> Oh, yeah, well, as long as he's just, uhh, hypothesizing. No harm in hypothesizing.

he's just, uhh, hypothesizing. No harm in hypothesizing. After all, hypothesizing never

No harm in hypothesizing. After all, hypothesizing never hurt, umm--

After all, hypothesizing never hurt, umm-- >> ROOL: Get the bait, Klump!

hurt, umm-- >> ROOL: Get the bait, Klump! >> Yes, sir, King K. Rool, sir.

>> Let's go for a ride, you big ape. >> Patience, my dear.

you big ape. >> Patience, my dear. I'm seeing to it that

>> Patience, my dear. I'm seeing to it that Donkey Kong has the ride of

I'm seeing to it that Donkey Kong has the ride of his life.

Donkey Kong has the ride of his life. >> KLUMP: He's coming!

his life. >> KLUMP: He's coming! Target's coming!

>> KLUMP: He's coming! Target's coming! I hear him!

Target's coming! I hear him! Donkey Kong's on his way!

I hear him! Donkey Kong's on his way! Everything's set.

Donkey Kong's on his way! Everything's set. >> I've taken care

Everything's set. >> I've taken care of everything.

>> I've taken care of everything. >> Ah, yeah.

of everything. >> Ah, yeah. Clone positioned,

>> Ah, yeah. Clone positioned, brakes disabled, light blinking.

Clone positioned, brakes disabled, light blinking. "Light blinking"?

brakes disabled, light blinking. "Light blinking"? What in Sam Hill is that?

"Light blinking"? What in Sam Hill is that? >> As I said, I've taken care

What in Sam Hill is that? >> As I said, I've taken care of everything.

>> As I said, I've taken care of everything. (Rustling)

of everything. (Rustling) >> Quick, hide.

(Rustling) >> Quick, hide. (Laughing)

>> Quick, hide. (Laughing) >> It would appear that

(Laughing) >> It would appear that Donkey Kong has shrunk.

>> It would appear that Donkey Kong has shrunk. >> Wow, Candy.

Donkey Kong has shrunk. >> Wow, Candy. I can't believe you grabbed one

>> Wow, Candy. I can't believe you grabbed one of K. Rool's mining carts.

I can't believe you grabbed one of K. Rool's mining carts. >> Let's go for a ride,

of K. Rool's mining carts. >> Let's go for a ride, you big ape.

>> Let's go for a ride, you big ape. >> Cool.

you big ape. >> Cool. What do you say, Dix?

>> Cool. What do you say, Dix? >> You okay, Candy?

What do you say, Dix? >> You okay, Candy? You sound funny.

>> You okay, Candy? You sound funny. >> Those miniature monkeys are

You sound funny. >> Those miniature monkeys are going to ruin everything

>> Those miniature monkeys are going to ruin everything unless... Ah!

going to ruin everything unless... Ah! >> Ah, Klump!

unless... Ah! >> Ah, Klump! >> Come on, Dix!

>> Ah, Klump! >> Come on, Dix! >> No!

>> Come on, Dix! >> No! No, wait!

>> No! No, wait! Come back!

No, wait! Come back! I was only trying to scare

Come back! I was only trying to scare 'em off.

I was only trying to scare 'em off. >> But you didn't expect them to

'em off. >> But you didn't expect them to take the cart, did you,

>> But you didn't expect them to take the cart, did you, smarty pants?

take the cart, did you, smarty pants? >> What am I going to report to

smarty pants? >> What am I going to report to King K. Rool?

>> What am I going to report to King K. Rool? >> Oh, that you just botched

King K. Rool? >> Oh, that you just botched his plan.

>> Oh, that you just botched his plan. (Groaning)

>> But you certainly haven't botched mine. (Laughing)

botched mine. (Laughing) >> DIDDY: DK!

(Laughing) >> DIDDY: DK! Check it out!

>> DIDDY: DK! Check it out! >> Candy?

Check it out! >> Candy? What's she doing riding around

>> Candy? What's she doing riding around with Diddy and Dixie?

What's she doing riding around with Diddy and Dixie? What about the cruise?

with Diddy and Dixie? What about the cruise? >> (DISTORTED): Let's go for a

What about the cruise? >> (DISTORTED): Let's go for a ride, you big ape.

>> (DISTORTED): Let's go for a ride, you big ape. Let's...

ride, you big ape. Let's... >> I knew something wasn't

Let's... >> I knew something wasn't right, Dids.

>> I knew something wasn't right, Dids. >> Make that two things, Dixie.

right, Dids. >> Make that two things, Dixie. There's no brakes.

>> Make that two things, Dixie. There's no brakes. We're in a runaway cart!

There's no brakes. We're in a runaway cart! >> Ah!

>> ROOL: You botched my entire plan? >> Well, I... I wouldn't put it

entire plan? >> Well, I... I wouldn't put it that way.

>> Well, I... I wouldn't put it that way. But everybody else would.

that way. But everybody else would. >> Now how am I supposed to

But everybody else would. >> Now how am I supposed to secure the Crystal Coconut and

>> Now how am I supposed to secure the Crystal Coconut and use its power to proclaim my

secure the Crystal Coconut and use its power to proclaim my dominance over

use its power to proclaim my dominance over Kongo Bongo Island?

dominance over Kongo Bongo Island? >> You're not.

Kongo Bongo Island? >> You're not. >> What did you say?

>> You're not. >> What did you say? >> You will never succeed.

¶ ¶ I like evil, lovely evil ¶ ¶ I like evil so much,

¶ I like evil, lovely evil ¶ ¶ I like evil so much, I could scream ¶

¶ I like evil so much, I could scream ¶ ¶ There's so much joy in

I could scream ¶ ¶ There's so much joy in planning my next

¶ There's so much joy in planning my next diabolical scheme ¶

planning my next diabolical scheme ¶ (Laughing)

diabolical scheme ¶ (Laughing) ¶ Look at all the weak fools not

(Laughing) ¶ Look at all the weak fools not caring an ounce ¶

¶ Look at all the weak fools not caring an ounce ¶ ¶ When they least expect it,

caring an ounce ¶ ¶ When they least expect it, I'll creep up and pounce,

¶ When they least expect it, I'll creep up and pounce, yes, pounce ¶

I'll creep up and pounce, yes, pounce ¶ You see, K. Rool, it's no wonder

yes, pounce ¶ You see, K. Rool, it's no wonder your plans never work for you.

You see, K. Rool, it's no wonder your plans never work for you. ¶ You must love evil,

your plans never work for you. ¶ You must love evil, delicious evil ¶

¶ You must love evil, delicious evil ¶ ¶ My heart is blacker than

delicious evil ¶ ¶ My heart is blacker than nightfall and then ¶

¶ My heart is blacker than nightfall and then ¶ ¶ You must be ruthless enough to

nightfall and then ¶ ¶ You must be ruthless enough to dislike and deceive all

¶ You must be ruthless enough to dislike and deceive all your friends ¶

dislike and deceive all your friends ¶ (Groaning)

your friends ¶ (Groaning) ¶ Look at all the hollow ones

(Groaning) ¶ Look at all the hollow ones sitting on the fence ¶

¶ Look at all the hollow ones sitting on the fence ¶ ¶ Commit yourself to evil,

sitting on the fence ¶ ¶ Commit yourself to evil, success is so intense ¶

¶ Commit yourself to evil, success is so intense ¶ ¶ Intense ¶

success is so intense ¶ ¶ Intense ¶ ¶ I like evil ¶

¶ Intense ¶ ¶ I like evil ¶ ¶ I like evil ¶

¶ I like evil ¶ ¶ I like evil ¶ ¶ I love evil ¶

¶ I like evil ¶ ¶ I love evil ¶ Evil.

¶ I love evil ¶ Evil. I've salvaged your limp plan by

Evil. I've salvaged your limp plan by adding my own special touch.

I've salvaged your limp plan by adding my own special touch. I've rigged an explosive device

adding my own special touch. I've rigged an explosive device to the cart.

I've rigged an explosive device to the cart. If the cart stops, boom.

to the cart. If the cart stops, boom. >> If it stops, "Boom"?

If the cart stops, boom. >> If it stops, "Boom"? >> Actually, it's more like

>> If it stops, "Boom"? >> Actually, it's more like "Boom!"

>> Actually, it's more like "Boom!" >> But Donkey Kong's not even in

"Boom!" >> But Donkey Kong's not even in the cart, just those two

>> But Donkey Kong's not even in the cart, just those two little kids.

the cart, just those two little kids. >> You still don't see the

little kids. >> You still don't see the genius of it, do you, huh?

>> You still don't see the genius of it, do you, huh? Oh, never mind.

genius of it, do you, huh? Oh, never mind. Let's just go collect my

Oh, never mind. Let's just go collect my Coconut, Klump.

Let's just go collect my Coconut, Klump. >> Your Coconut?

Coconut, Klump. >> Your Coconut? >> Any recollection of why I'm

>> Your Coconut? >> Any recollection of why I'm referred to as "Krusha"?

>> Any recollection of why I'm referred to as "Krusha"? (Nervous laughing)

referred to as "Krusha"? (Nervous laughing) You heard him, Klump.

(Nervous laughing) You heard him, Klump. Go get his...

You heard him, Klump. Go get his... Coconut.

(Screaming) >> Well, there goes Candy, or whatever that was.

>> Well, there goes Candy, or whatever that was. Huh?

or whatever that was. Huh? Hey, Diddy, look.

Huh? Hey, Diddy, look. What's this thingamajiggy?

Hey, Diddy, look. What's this thingamajiggy? >> Whatever it is, forget it,

What's this thingamajiggy? >> Whatever it is, forget it, Dixie.

>> Whatever it is, forget it, Dixie. We have to find a way to stop

Dixie. We have to find a way to stop this cart if it's the last thing

We have to find a way to stop this cart if it's the last thing we do.

>> Well, what do you know? >> Candy? >> Are you finished with your

>> Candy? >> Are you finished with your big emergency?

>> Are you finished with your big emergency? >> It was a false alarm.

big emergency? >> It was a false alarm. >> You mean I missed the karaoke

>> It was a false alarm. >> You mean I missed the karaoke cruise for a false alarm?

>> You mean I missed the karaoke cruise for a false alarm? >> Maybe we can still make it.

cruise for a false alarm? >> Maybe we can still make it. Besides, the question now is are

>> Maybe we can still make it. Besides, the question now is are you finished joyriding around

Besides, the question now is are you finished joyriding around with Diddy and Dixie?

you finished joyriding around with Diddy and Dixie? >> What are you talking about?

with Diddy and Dixie? >> What are you talking about? >> What matters is

>> What are you talking about? >> What matters is we're together.

>> What matters is we're together. And nothing's going to

we're together. And nothing's going to come between--

And nothing's going to come between-- >> Figures this is where I'd

come between-- >> Figures this is where I'd find you.

>> Figures this is where I'd find you. >> Cranky, one false alarm's

find you. >> Cranky, one false alarm's enough for one day.

>> Cranky, one false alarm's enough for one day. >> Two fathead gators outside my

enough for one day. >> Two fathead gators outside my door, is that a false alarm?

>> Two fathead gators outside my door, is that a false alarm? >> Ooh, it's for real!

door, is that a false alarm? >> Ooh, it's for real! I got to go!

>> Ooh, it's for real! I got to go! >> And so do I!

I got to go! >> And so do I! >> Get your claws off that

>> And so do I! >> Get your claws off that Crystal, you reptilian rejects!

>> Get your claws off that Crystal, you reptilian rejects! >> Out collecting

Crystal, you reptilian rejects! >> Out collecting reinforcements, I gather.

>> Out collecting reinforcements, I gather. >> Forget reinforcements.

reinforcements, I gather. >> Forget reinforcements. Donkey Kong will be here

>> Forget reinforcements. Donkey Kong will be here any second.

Donkey Kong will be here any second. >> According to my calculations,

any second. >> According to my calculations, more precisely: four, three,

>> According to my calculations, more precisely: four, three, two, one...

more precisely: four, three, two, one... >> Banana slamma!

two, one... >> Banana slamma! Get your claws of that Crystal,

>> Banana slamma! Get your claws of that Crystal, you reptilian rejects!

Get your claws of that Crystal, you reptilian rejects! >> Such a shame you wasting

you reptilian rejects! >> Such a shame you wasting precious moments dragging your

>> Such a shame you wasting precious moments dragging your knuckles about, harassing us,

precious moments dragging your knuckles about, harassing us, when all the while, your friends

knuckles about, harassing us, when all the while, your friends are riding around in a runaway

when all the while, your friends are riding around in a runaway cart, with no brakes.

are riding around in a runaway cart, with no brakes. >> Diddy?

cart, with no brakes. >> Diddy? Dixie?

>> Diddy? Dixie? I have to stop that cart.

Dixie? I have to stop that cart. >> I don't think you want to

I have to stop that cart. >> I don't think you want to do that.

>> I don't think you want to do that. There's an explosive device

do that. There's an explosive device on it.

There's an explosive device on it. Stop the cart and, uhh, boom.

on it. Stop the cart and, uhh, boom. >> "Boom"?

Stop the cart and, uhh, boom. >> "Boom"? >> Boom!

>> "Boom"? >> Boom! There, you see, Klump?

>> Boom! There, you see, Klump? I had it all planned right down

There, you see, Klump? I had it all planned right down to the last detail.

I had it all planned right down to the last detail. >> But you didn't expect him to

to the last detail. >> But you didn't expect him to take the Coconut, did you,

>> But you didn't expect him to take the Coconut, did you, smarty pants?

take the Coconut, did you, smarty pants? (Groaning)

(Birds chirping) >> There you are. >> Shh!

>> There you are. >> Shh! >> Ooh, don't shush me,

>> Shh! >> Ooh, don't shush me, Donkey Kong!

>> Ooh, don't shush me, Donkey Kong! And just what do you think

Donkey Kong! And just what do you think you're doing?

And just what do you think you're doing? >> Listening for the mine cart.

you're doing? >> Listening for the mine cart. Diddy and Dixie are in

>> Listening for the mine cart. Diddy and Dixie are in big trouble.

Diddy and Dixie are in big trouble. >> You're in big trouble too.

big trouble. >> You're in big trouble too. >> I know.

>> You're in big trouble too. >> I know. I'll make it up to you.

>> I know. I'll make it up to you. >> No, I mean the cart's coming!

I'll make it up to you. >> No, I mean the cart's coming! Look out!

>> No, I mean the cart's coming! Look out! (Thumping)

Look out! (Thumping) >> I got it, DK!

(Thumping) >> I got it, DK! I got it!

>> I got it, DK! I got it! >> We can't stop!

I got it! >> We can't stop! >> Don't stop!

>> We can't stop! >> Don't stop! >> Why "Don't stop"?

>> Don't stop! >> Why "Don't stop"? >> Stop and they boom!

>> Why "Don't stop"? >> Stop and they boom! >> "Boom"?

>> Stop and they boom! >> "Boom"? A bomb?

>> "Boom"? A bomb? >> A bomb, boom!

A bomb? >> A bomb, boom! >> A boom, I mean!

>> A bomb, boom! >> A boom, I mean! Ah!

>> A boom, I mean! Ah! (Groaning)

Ah! (Groaning) >> Maybe you should get off

(Groaning) >> Maybe you should get off the tracks.

>> Hand over the Coconut, you nitwits. >> Yeah?

you nitwits. >> Yeah? Blow it out your nose, newts.

>> Yeah? Blow it out your nose, newts. >> There's a bomb on your cart!

Blow it out your nose, newts. >> There's a bomb on your cart! >> And there's a bum in yours!

>> There's a bomb on your cart! >> And there's a bum in yours! >> Diddy, he's right.

>> And there's a bum in yours! >> Diddy, he's right. That thingamajiggy--

>> Diddy, he's right. That thingamajiggy-- >> Is a bomb!

That thingamajiggy-- >> Is a bomb! (Screaming)

>> We'll never catch up to them in time, Donkey Kong. >> Just hang on, Candy.

in time, Donkey Kong. >> Just hang on, Candy. And leave it to me.

>> Just hang on, Candy. And leave it to me. Banana slamma!

>> Cruel twist of fate, that underhanded, double-crossing, ruthless lizard

that underhanded, double-crossing, ruthless lizard Krusha has overthrown me, me,

double-crossing, ruthless lizard Krusha has overthrown me, me, King K. Rool, the most

Krusha has overthrown me, me, King K. Rool, the most underhanded, double-crossing,

King K. Rool, the most underhanded, double-crossing, ruthless lizard ever!

underhanded, double-crossing, ruthless lizard ever! (Cart approaching)

ruthless lizard ever! (Cart approaching) >> Coming back to gloat,

(Cart approaching) >> Coming back to gloat, I suppose?

>> Coming back to gloat, I suppose? The Crystal Coconut!

I suppose? The Crystal Coconut! Whoever possesses it rules

The Crystal Coconut! Whoever possesses it rules Kongo Bongo.

Whoever possesses it rules Kongo Bongo. And it won't be Krusha if I can

Kongo Bongo. And it won't be Krusha if I can help it.

And it won't be Krusha if I can help it. Come back with my Coconut!

help it. Come back with my Coconut! Ah!

Come back with my Coconut! Ah! (Crashing)

>> Coveted orb of power now within my very grasp. I demand you stop this cart

within my very grasp. I demand you stop this cart immediately and-- Ooh, cart,

I demand you stop this cart immediately and-- Ooh, cart, bomb, stop, boom!

immediately and-- Ooh, cart, bomb, stop, boom! >> "Stop, boom"?

bomb, stop, boom! >> "Stop, boom"? >> There they are, Donkey Kong.

>> "Stop, boom"? >> There they are, Donkey Kong. >> We're coming, little buddy.

>> There they are, Donkey Kong. >> We're coming, little buddy. (Crashing)

>> We're coming, little buddy. (Crashing) (Screaming)

(Crashing) (Screaming) >> Where's Dix?

(Screaming) >> Where's Dix? >> Over here, Dids.

>> Where's Dix? >> Over here, Dids. >> You saved the Coconut!

>> Over here, Dids. >> You saved the Coconut! Way to go, Dix!

>> You saved the Coconut! Way to go, Dix! >> Diddy!

Way to go, Dix! >> Diddy! >> A-ha, after that Coconut.

>> Diddy! >> A-ha, after that Coconut. (Tires screeching)

>> A-ha, after that Coconut. (Tires screeching) >> Rats, lost them again.

(Tires screeching) >> Rats, lost them again. >> What about King K. Rool?

>> Rats, lost them again. >> What about King K. Rool? If that bomb goes off--

>> What about King K. Rool? If that bomb goes off-- >> Oh, quite whining.

If that bomb goes off-- >> Oh, quite whining. He's disposable.

>> Oh, quite whining. He's disposable. The Coconut isn't.

He's disposable. The Coconut isn't. >> King K. Rool!

The Coconut isn't. >> King K. Rool! >> The bomb?

>> King K. Rool! >> The bomb? >> Ha, so what do you two think

>> The bomb? >> Ha, so what do you two think of King Smarty Pants' plan now?

>> Ha, so what do you two think of King Smarty Pants' plan now? >> Krusha's the smart pants,

of King Smarty Pants' plan now? >> Krusha's the smart pants, not me.

>> Krusha's the smart pants, not me. >> Well, admittedly,

not me. >> Well, admittedly, my stratagem has gone

>> Well, admittedly, my stratagem has gone slightly awry.

my stratagem has gone slightly awry. >> You mean your plan

slightly awry. >> You mean your plan ain't working!

>> You mean your plan ain't working! Huh, welcome to the club.

ain't working! Huh, welcome to the club. >> Regardless, it's still more

Huh, welcome to the club. >> Regardless, it's still more ruthless and villainous than

>> Regardless, it's still more ruthless and villainous than K. Rool's sissy undertakings.

ruthless and villainous than K. Rool's sissy undertakings. >> "Undertakings"?

K. Rool's sissy undertakings. >> "Undertakings"? Ha, now there's a good choice

>> "Undertakings"? Ha, now there's a good choice of words.

Ha, now there's a good choice of words. >> Stop!

of words. >> Stop! >> No!

>> Stop! >> No! Go!

>> No! Go! >> Where's DK?

>> What are we doing out here? >> We have to go right to Bluster's.

>> We have to go right to Bluster's. >> "Bluster's"?

to Bluster's. >> "Bluster's"? What about Diddy?

>> "Bluster's"? What about Diddy? >> The tracks will bring him out

What about Diddy? >> The tracks will bring him out sooner or later.

>> The tracks will bring him out sooner or later. >> And we'll be ready, I hope.

sooner or later. >> And we'll be ready, I hope. First, the Coconut.

>> And we'll be ready, I hope. First, the Coconut. Hey, Cranky!

First, the Coconut. Hey, Cranky! >> Huh?

Hey, Cranky! >> Huh? >> Throw it to him, Dixie.

>> Huh? >> Throw it to him, Dixie. Catch!

>> Throw it to him, Dixie. Catch! >> The Coconut!

Catch! >> The Coconut! >> DIXIE: Cranky, get off the--

>> The Coconut! >> DIXIE: Cranky, get off the-- (Thumping)

>> DIXIE: Cranky, get off the-- (Thumping) >> Tracks.

(Thumping) >> Tracks. >> Sorry, Cranky, no time

>> Tracks. >> Sorry, Cranky, no time to stop.

>> Sorry, Cranky, no time to stop. Guard the Coconut.

to stop. Guard the Coconut. >> Thanks.

Guard the Coconut. >> Thanks. >> We're almost at Bluster's.

>> Thanks. >> We're almost at Bluster's. I think I know what you're

>> We're almost at Bluster's. I think I know what you're thinking, DK.

I think I know what you're thinking, DK. >> It's a long shot, Candy.

thinking, DK. >> It's a long shot, Candy. But it's Diddy's only hope.

>> It's a long shot, Candy. But it's Diddy's only hope. >> Will someone tell me?

But it's Diddy's only hope. >> Will someone tell me? >> No time, Dixie.

>> Will someone tell me? >> No time, Dixie. Just leave it to DK.

>> No time, Dixie. Just leave it to DK. >> And Candy.

Just leave it to DK. >> And Candy. >> Ah!

>> And Candy. >> Ah! >> Quick, switch tracks back to

>> Ah! >> Quick, switch tracks back to the base.

>> Quick, switch tracks back to the base. (Tires screeching)

the base. (Tires screeching) >> ROOL: Wait for me!

>> It's time for me to now demonstrate the sheer genius of my incredibly superior intellect

demonstrate the sheer genius of my incredibly superior intellect by executing a brilliant new

my incredibly superior intellect by executing a brilliant new plan that will allow me to do

by executing a brilliant new plan that will allow me to do the following: one, procure the

plan that will allow me to do the following: one, procure the Crystal Coconut, two, do away

the following: one, procure the Crystal Coconut, two, do away with those babbling baboons,

Crystal Coconut, two, do away with those babbling baboons, three, take over the world.

with those babbling baboons, three, take over the world. >> And, uhh, save King K. Rool

three, take over the world. >> And, uhh, save King K. Rool from being blown to tiny bits?

>> And, uhh, save King K. Rool from being blown to tiny bits? >> And save K. Rool from being

from being blown to tiny bits? >> And save K. Rool from being blown to tiny bits.

>> And save K. Rool from being blown to tiny bits. >> Ah!

blown to tiny bits. >> Ah! >> What, Krusha?

>> Ah! >> What, Krusha? What do we have to do?

>> What, Krusha? What do we have to do? >> Uhh, is today Tues-turday?

What do we have to do? >> Uhh, is today Tues-turday? >> Oh!

>> Uhh, is today Tues-turday? >> Oh! You sure picked a fine time for

>> Oh! You sure picked a fine time for the light bulb to go dim,

You sure picked a fine time for the light bulb to go dim, you lunkhead.

the light bulb to go dim, you lunkhead. >> I did?

you lunkhead. >> I did? >> You did.

>> I did? >> You did. It's a pleasure to have you

>> You did. It's a pleasure to have you back, soldier.

It's a pleasure to have you back, soldier. Now don't just stand there.

back, soldier. Now don't just stand there. Go save the king.

Now don't just stand there. Go save the king. >> We're going to the beach!

Go save the king. >> We're going to the beach! Tracks end at the beach!

>> We're going to the beach! Tracks end at the beach! >> If we hit the sand--

Tracks end at the beach! >> If we hit the sand-- >> We'll come to a dead stop!

>> If we hit the sand-- >> We'll come to a dead stop! (Crying)

>> We'll come to a dead stop! (Crying) >> Hold on, little buddy!

(Crying) >> Hold on, little buddy! >> Bluster's going to be steamed

>> Hold on, little buddy! >> Bluster's going to be steamed we took his barrelcopter.

>> Bluster's going to be steamed we took his barrelcopter. >> I'm going to be more steamed

we took his barrelcopter. >> I'm going to be more steamed if I crash it.

>> I'm going to be more steamed if I crash it. >> Little closer, DK!

if I crash it. >> Little closer, DK! >> Come back!

>> Little closer, DK! >> Come back! Don't leave me!

>> Come back! Don't leave me! >> Sorry, K. Rool, no more room!

Don't leave me! >> Sorry, K. Rool, no more room! >> Well, I suppose I'll just

>> Sorry, K. Rool, no more room! >> Well, I suppose I'll just have to go boom.

(Panting) (Tires screeching)

>> Huh, what do you know? A dud. >> Speaking of duds, even when

A dud. >> Speaking of duds, even when granted the gift of genius,

>> Speaking of duds, even when granted the gift of genius, you're still too empty-headed to

granted the gift of genius, you're still too empty-headed to make a bomb that goes boom.

you're still too empty-headed to make a bomb that goes boom. It's boom-less!

make a bomb that goes boom. It's boom-less! Back to dumb and dumber.

(Explosion) >> Huh? >> So, look, Candy.

>> Huh? >> So, look, Candy. I know we missed the

>> So, look, Candy. I know we missed the karaoke cruise.

I know we missed the karaoke cruise. And it seems that we can't spend

karaoke cruise. And it seems that we can't spend a moment together without me

And it seems that we can't spend a moment together without me running off.

¶ You're in line to be number one ¶ ¶ And everyone's depending

number one ¶ ¶ And everyone's depending on you ¶

¶ And everyone's depending on you ¶ ¶ I must admit it's getting kind

on you ¶ ¶ I must admit it's getting kind of rough ¶

¶ I must admit it's getting kind of rough ¶ ¶ Waiting round and playing

of rough ¶ ¶ Waiting round and playing number two ¶

¶ Waiting round and playing number two ¶ ¶ I have particular needs ¶

number two ¶ ¶ I have particular needs ¶ ¶ So why'd I have to fall for

¶ I have particular needs ¶ ¶ So why'd I have to fall for a hero? ¶

¶ So why'd I have to fall for a hero? ¶ ¶ There ain't nothing in the

a hero? ¶ ¶ There ain't nothing in the world that's free ¶

¶ There ain't nothing in the world that's free ¶ ¶ You sacrifice to be all you

world that's free ¶ ¶ You sacrifice to be all you can be ¶

¶ You sacrifice to be all you can be ¶ ¶ I ain't used to sitting round

can be ¶ ¶ I ain't used to sitting round the tree ¶

¶ I ain't used to sitting round the tree ¶ ¶ But he's worth having if you

the tree ¶ ¶ But he's worth having if you know what I mean ¶

¶ But he's worth having if you know what I mean ¶ ¶ Sometimes, I feel like I'm in

know what I mean ¶ ¶ Sometimes, I feel like I'm in the way ¶

¶ Sometimes, I feel like I'm in the way ¶ ¶ But I know he's out there

the way ¶ ¶ But I know he's out there saving the day ¶

¶ But I know he's out there saving the day ¶ ¶ I have particular needs ¶

saving the day ¶ ¶ I have particular needs ¶ ¶ So, why'd I have to fall for

¶ I have particular needs ¶ ¶ So, why'd I have to fall for a hero? ¶

¶ So, why'd I have to fall for a hero? ¶ ¶ I'm not so hard to please ¶

a hero? ¶ ¶ I'm not so hard to please ¶ ¶ So, why'd I have to fall for

¶ I'm not so hard to please ¶ ¶ So, why'd I have to fall for a hero? ¶

¶ So, why'd I have to fall for a hero? ¶ ¶ Hero, hero ¶

a hero? ¶ ¶ Hero, hero ¶ ¶ Why'd I have to fall for

¶ Hero, hero ¶ ¶ Why'd I have to fall for a hero? ¶

¶

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