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(Jungle music playing) ¶ Ooh ¶ ¶ Ah ¶

¶ Ooh ¶ ¶ Ah ¶ ¶ Ooh-ah ¶

¶ Ah ¶ ¶ Ooh-ah ¶ ¶ Donkey Kong ¶

¶ Ooh-ah ¶ ¶ Donkey Kong ¶ ¶ Hey-oh ¶

¶ Donkey Kong ¶ ¶ Hey-oh ¶ ¶ Look out, time to go ¶

¶ Hey-oh ¶ ¶ Look out, time to go ¶ ¶ Here he comes ¶

¶ Look out, time to go ¶ ¶ Here he comes ¶ ¶ Banana slamma ¶

¶ ¶ Donkey Kong ¶ ¶

¶ Donkey Kong ¶ ¶ ¶ Ooh ¶

¶ ¶ Ooh ¶ ¶ Ah ¶

¶ Ooh ¶ ¶ Ah ¶ ¶ Ooh-ah, Donkey Kong ¶

¶ ¶ Ooh ¶ ¶ Ah ¶

¶ Ooh ¶ ¶ Ah ¶ ¶ Ooh-ah, Donkey Kong ¶

¶ Ah ¶ ¶ Ooh-ah, Donkey Kong ¶ ¶ Hey-oh ¶

¶ Ooh-ah, Donkey Kong ¶ ¶ Hey-oh ¶ ¶ Look out, time to go ¶

¶ Hey-oh ¶ ¶ Look out, time to go ¶ ¶ Here he comes ¶

¶ Look out, time to go ¶ ¶ Here he comes ¶ ¶ Banana slamma ¶

¶ Here he comes ¶ ¶ Banana slamma ¶ ¶ Kongo Bongo's hero ¶

¶ Banana slamma ¶ ¶ Kongo Bongo's hero ¶ ¶ Hey-oh ¶

¶ Kongo Bongo's hero ¶ ¶ Hey-oh ¶ ¶ Donkey Kong, let's go ¶

¶ Hey-oh ¶ ¶ Donkey Kong, let's go ¶ ¶ Let's go ¶

¶ Donkey Kong, let's go ¶ ¶ Let's go ¶ ¶ Here he comes ¶

¶ Let's go ¶ ¶ Here he comes ¶ ¶ Banana slamma ¶

¶

¶ >> CANDY: This year's Kongo Bongo Bananarama is gonna be the

>> CANDY: This year's Kongo Bongo Bananarama is gonna be the best one yet, Cranky!

Bongo Bananarama is gonna be the best one yet, Cranky! And of course, my favourite part

best one yet, Cranky! And of course, my favourite part of our traditional celebration--

And of course, my favourite part of our traditional celebration-- ¶

of our traditional celebration-- ¶ >> Winning the Kongo Bongo

¶ >> Winning the Kongo Bongo Orangutango dance contest with

>> Winning the Kongo Bongo Orangutango dance contest with Funky, like you do every year,

Orangutango dance contest with Funky, like you do every year, Candy.

¶ >> No one can dance like that Funky.

>> No one can dance like that Funky. >> CRANKY: And a good thing,

Funky. >> CRANKY: And a good thing, too.

>> CRANKY: And a good thing, too. I'd be afraid to have to award

too. I'd be afraid to have to award first prize to anyone else, a

I'd be afraid to have to award first prize to anyone else, a wish from the magic, mystical

first prize to anyone else, a wish from the magic, mystical Crystal Coconut.

wish from the magic, mystical Crystal Coconut. Could you imagine if Bluster won

Crystal Coconut. Could you imagine if Bluster won the wish, or even Donkey Kong?

Could you imagine if Bluster won the wish, or even Donkey Kong? Well, I'm just pleased it's

the wish, or even Donkey Kong? Well, I'm just pleased it's Funky.

Well, I'm just pleased it's Funky. It's the same wish every year, a

Funky. It's the same wish every year, a super-big surf wave.

It's the same wish every year, a super-big surf wave. >> ROOL: We come in peace.

super-big surf wave. >> ROOL: We come in peace. >> Come to steal my Crystal

>> ROOL: We come in peace. >> Come to steal my Crystal Coconut, is it?

>> Come to steal my Crystal Coconut, is it? (Rool laughing)

Coconut, is it? (Rool laughing) >> ROOL: It's not the coconut

(Rool laughing) >> ROOL: It's not the coconut I'm after, you moth-eaten

>> ROOL: It's not the coconut I'm after, you moth-eaten monkey.

I'm after, you moth-eaten monkey. I'm here to inform you that I'm

monkey. I'm here to inform you that I'm entering your pathetic little

I'm here to inform you that I'm entering your pathetic little dance contest.

entering your pathetic little dance contest. >> No way, lizard lips!

dance contest. >> No way, lizard lips! If you won, your wish would be

>> No way, lizard lips! If you won, your wish would be to become ruler of all Kongo

If you won, your wish would be to become ruler of all Kongo Bongo Island!

to become ruler of all Kongo Bongo Island! >> That, um-- that did cross my

Bongo Island! >> That, um-- that did cross my mind.

>> That, um-- that did cross my mind. I understand Flaky-- Flunky-- or

mind. I understand Flaky-- Flunky-- or whatever your bohemian baboon

I understand Flaky-- Flunky-- or whatever your bohemian baboon calls himself has talent.

whatever your bohemian baboon calls himself has talent. >> Coming out his ears.

calls himself has talent. >> Coming out his ears. Know what ears are, drawbridge

>> Coming out his ears. Know what ears are, drawbridge chops?

Know what ears are, drawbridge chops? >> So he has talent and ears!

chops? >> So he has talent and ears! But I've been training for

>> So he has talent and ears! But I've been training for years, and I'm not talking

But I've been training for years, and I'm not talking Arthur Furry.

¶ I trained at the 'Sorbuns.'

>> Well, 'Sorbuns' or not, it takes two to orangutango. You still need a partner.

takes two to orangutango. You still need a partner. >> ROOL: A minor snag, I assure

You still need a partner. >> ROOL: A minor snag, I assure you.

>> No soft-headed, soft-shoed lizard's gonna get the better of me!

lizard's gonna get the better of me! That is, unless he pulls one of

me! That is, unless he pulls one of his dirty tricks and does win.

That is, unless he pulls one of his dirty tricks and does win. Then we're in big trouble,

his dirty tricks and does win. Then we're in big trouble, Candy!

Then we're in big trouble, Candy! >> We have to warn Funky and

Candy! >> We have to warn Funky and Donkey Kong.

(Cranky gasping) >> CRANKY: The Idol of Inka Dinka Doo!

>> CRANKY: The Idol of Inka Dinka Doo! Could mean trouble.

Dinka Doo! Could mean trouble. Donkey Kong's going to have to

Could mean trouble. Donkey Kong's going to have to check it out right away.

Donkey Kong's going to have to check it out right away. >> Then, it's a good thing

check it out right away. >> Then, it's a good thing Donkey Kong's not the one who's

>> Then, it's a good thing Donkey Kong's not the one who's dancing in the contest.

Donkey Kong's not the one who's dancing in the contest. >> In more ways than one.

¶ >> DK: Hey, I think I've got the hang of it.

>> DK: Hey, I think I've got the hang of it. Dance is easy.

hang of it. Dance is easy. Whoa!

Dance is easy. Whoa! (Crashing)

Whoa! (Crashing) Oh, I envy you, Funky.

(Crashing) Oh, I envy you, Funky. The way you and Candy look on

Oh, I envy you, Funky. The way you and Candy look on the dance floor.

The way you and Candy look on the dance floor. Oh, I wish I could dance like

the dance floor. Oh, I wish I could dance like you.

Oh, I wish I could dance like you. >> Anyone can make the moves,

you. >> Anyone can make the moves, Donkey dude.

>> Anyone can make the moves, Donkey dude. Come on, give it another try.

Donkey dude. Come on, give it another try. ¶

Come on, give it another try. ¶ ¶ Look at me, I can dance so

¶ ¶ Look at me, I can dance so gracefully ¶

¶ Look at me, I can dance so gracefully ¶ ¶ Gotta have some rhythm just

gracefully ¶ ¶ Gotta have some rhythm just to make the scene ¶

¶ Gotta have some rhythm just to make the scene ¶ ¶ Just feel the beat, hear it in

to make the scene ¶ ¶ Just feel the beat, hear it in your head ¶

¶ Just feel the beat, hear it in your head ¶ ¶ Moving to your middle, ending

your head ¶ ¶ Moving to your middle, ending at your feet ¶

¶ Moving to your middle, ending at your feet ¶ ¶ Anyone can dance, anyone can

at your feet ¶ ¶ Anyone can dance, anyone can do it ¶

¶ Anyone can dance, anyone can do it ¶ ¶ Follow my lead, 'cause there

do it ¶ ¶ Follow my lead, 'cause there ain't nothin' to it ¶

¶ Follow my lead, 'cause there ain't nothin' to it ¶ ¶ Starts with a swivel,

ain't nothin' to it ¶ ¶ Starts with a swivel, swivellin' free ¶

¶ Starts with a swivel, swivellin' free ¶ ¶ It's the balance in your hips

swivellin' free ¶ ¶ It's the balance in your hips that's key ¶

¶ It's the balance in your hips that's key ¶ ¶ Take your arms, wave them in

that's key ¶ ¶ Take your arms, wave them in the air ¶

¶ Take your arms, wave them in the air ¶ ¶ Keep yourself from fallin' and

the air ¶ ¶ Keep yourself from fallin' and you'll glide without a care ¶

¶ Keep yourself from fallin' and you'll glide without a care ¶ ¶ Anyone can dance, anyone can

you'll glide without a care ¶ ¶ Anyone can dance, anyone can do it ¶

¶ Anyone can dance, anyone can do it ¶ ¶ Follow my lead, 'cause there

do it ¶ ¶ Follow my lead, 'cause there ain't nothin' to it ¶

¶ Follow my lead, 'cause there ain't nothin' to it ¶ ¶ You're gonna need style and

ain't nothin' to it ¶ ¶ You're gonna need style and personality to give you

¶ You're gonna need style and personality to give you individu-viduality ¶

personality to give you individu-viduality ¶ ¶ Don't be afraid to move the

individu-viduality ¶ ¶ Don't be afraid to move the way you want to move ¶

¶ Don't be afraid to move the way you want to move ¶ ¶ Trust yourself and you will

way you want to move ¶ ¶ Trust yourself and you will find your groove ¶

¶ Trust yourself and you will find your groove ¶ ¶ Anyone can dance, anyone can

find your groove ¶ ¶ Anyone can dance, anyone can do it ¶

¶ Anyone can dance, anyone can do it ¶ ¶ Follow my lead, 'cause there

do it ¶ ¶ Follow my lead, 'cause there ain't nothin' to it ¶

¶ Follow my lead, 'cause there ain't nothin' to it ¶ ¶ Anyone can dance, anyone can

ain't nothin' to it ¶ ¶ Anyone can dance, anyone can do it ¶

¶ Anyone can dance, anyone can do it ¶ ¶ Follow my lead, 'cause there

do it ¶ ¶ Follow my lead, 'cause there ain't nothin' to it ¶

¶ Follow my lead, 'cause there ain't nothin' to it ¶ >> DK: Whoa!

ain't nothin' to it ¶ >> DK: Whoa! (Crashing)

>> DK: Whoa! (Crashing) Look!

(Crashing) Look! Cranky's hologram.

Look! Cranky's hologram. >> There's a rumbling in the

Cranky's hologram. >> There's a rumbling in the Inka Temple.

>> There's a rumbling in the Inka Temple. It could mean big trouble, so

Inka Temple. It could mean big trouble, so bounce your butt over to the

It could mean big trouble, so bounce your butt over to the other end of the island and

bounce your butt over to the other end of the island and find out what all the noise is

other end of the island and find out what all the noise is about, and fast.

find out what all the noise is about, and fast. >> Whoa!

about, and fast. >> Whoa! When you want to be there, like,

>> Whoa! When you want to be there, like, now, Funky's Flights is the way

When you want to be there, like, now, Funky's Flights is the way to go.

now, Funky's Flights is the way to go. >> But you've got the dance

to go. >> But you've got the dance contest, Funky.

>> But you've got the dance contest, Funky. >> Like the terminal dude says,

contest, Funky. >> Like the terminal dude says, "I'll be back."

>> Like the terminal dude says, "I'll be back." >> You'd better, because King K.

"I'll be back." >> You'd better, because King K. Rool is entering the dance

>> You'd better, because King K. Rool is entering the dance contest against you.

Rool is entering the dance contest against you. >> ALL: K. Rool?

contest against you. >> ALL: K. Rool? >> Oh, gee, I wonder who his

>> ALL: K. Rool? >> Oh, gee, I wonder who his partner is.

>> Oh, gee, I wonder who his partner is. >> ROOL: Krusha.

partner is. >> ROOL: Krusha. >> Krusha?

>> ROOL: Krusha. >> Krusha? >> Yes, Klump, Krusha will be my

>> Krusha? >> Yes, Klump, Krusha will be my dance partner.

>> Yes, Klump, Krusha will be my dance partner. >> Uh, do I have to?

dance partner. >> Uh, do I have to? >> Yes.

>> Uh, do I have to? >> Yes. You think I want those army

>> Yes. You think I want those army boots of Klump's plodding all

You think I want those army boots of Klump's plodding all over my pedicure?

boots of Klump's plodding all over my pedicure? Cue the music, Klump.

over my pedicure? Cue the music, Klump. Ready.

Cue the music, Klump. Ready. Hit it.

Ready. Hit it. (Frantic kazoo playing)

¶ Just follow after me, Krusha. And one and one-two-three, and

Just follow after me, Krusha. And one and one-two-three, and four and one-two-three, and

And one and one-two-three, and four and one-two-three, and four and one-two-three-four and

four and one-two-three, and four and one-two-three-four and one-two-three-four and one...

four and one-two-three-four and one-two-three-four and one... >> DIDDY: You know, DK, maybe

one-two-three-four and one... >> DIDDY: You know, DK, maybe it's not a good idea to disturb

>> DIDDY: You know, DK, maybe it's not a good idea to disturb the idol Inka Dinka Doo.

it's not a good idea to disturb the idol Inka Dinka Doo. >> VOICE: Come!

the idol Inka Dinka Doo. >> VOICE: Come! >> So, do we inka-dinka-do or do

>> VOICE: Come! >> So, do we inka-dinka-do or do we inka-dinka-don't?

>> So, do we inka-dinka-do or do we inka-dinka-don't? >> Chill, Diddy dude.

we inka-dinka-don't? >> Chill, Diddy dude. >> DIDDY: That's the problem,

>> Chill, Diddy dude. >> DIDDY: That's the problem, Funky.

>> DIDDY: That's the problem, Funky. I've got cold chills running up

Funky. I've got cold chills running up and down my spine.

I've got cold chills running up and down my spine. Wait for me!

¶ >> ROOL: One, Krusha. Give me one.

>> ROOL: One, Krusha. Give me one. Forget the two-three, just give

Give me one. Forget the two-three, just give me one.

Krusha, take the step!

Very good, Krusha. Now, like this.

¶

>> DK: So, what's shakin' in the temple, O Inka Dinka Doo? >> VOICE: Donkey Kong.

temple, O Inka Dinka Doo? >> VOICE: Donkey Kong. Test.

>> VOICE: Donkey Kong. Test. Three rooms of doom.

>> Bummer. >> Is there, um, any specific reason why I have to do this

>> Is there, um, any specific reason why I have to do this test, O Inka Dinka Doo?

reason why I have to do this test, O Inka Dinka Doo? >> VOICE: Save Kongo Bongo

test, O Inka Dinka Doo? >> VOICE: Save Kongo Bongo Island.

>> VOICE: Save Kongo Bongo Island. >> Sounds like a pretty good

Island. >> Sounds like a pretty good reason.

>> Sounds like a pretty good reason. >> Yo, Inka Dinka dude, what say

reason. >> Yo, Inka Dinka dude, what say one room, but with, like, heavy

>> Yo, Inka Dinka dude, what say one room, but with, like, heavy duty doom?

one room, but with, like, heavy duty doom? >> You see, we've got this dance

duty doom? >> You see, we've got this dance contest and time's a little

>> You see, we've got this dance contest and time's a little tight.

contest and time's a little tight. >> VOICE: Three rooms!

tight. >> VOICE: Three rooms! >> Well, it could be worse.

>> VOICE: Three rooms! >> Well, it could be worse. It could be four rooms.

>> Well, it could be worse. It could be four rooms. >> Or, like, five.

>> DIDDY: Maybe we heard him wrong. Maybe he said "three rooms of

wrong. Maybe he said "three rooms of gloom."

Maybe he said "three rooms of gloom." >> Well, here goes.

gloom." >> Well, here goes. Wish me luck.

>> Well, here goes. Wish me luck. (Gears grinding)

¶ >> Whoa! Surf's up, dude!

>> Whoa! Surf's up, dude! Yeah, keep up the moves, dude!

Surf's up, dude! Yeah, keep up the moves, dude! Serpentine!

Yeah, keep up the moves, dude! Serpentine! Serpentine!

Serpentine! Serpentine! >> You got it, DK!

Serpentine! >> You got it, DK! Almost there!

>> You got it, DK! Almost there! A little more!

Almost there! A little more! >> DK: I'm wiggling like an

A little more! >> DK: I'm wiggling like an overripe banana.

>> DK: I'm wiggling like an overripe banana. Aaah!

Funky, Diddy, check it out. Am I Swiss chimp or what? >> Totally un-air conditioned,

Am I Swiss chimp or what? >> Totally un-air conditioned, DK dude.

>> Totally un-air conditioned, DK dude. >> That's a relief.

DK dude. >> That's a relief. One down and two rooms to go.

>> That's a relief. One down and two rooms to go. We can still get you back in

One down and two rooms to go. We can still get you back in time to beat K. Rool, Funky, but

We can still get you back in time to beat K. Rool, Funky, but we gotta move.

¶ >> ROOL: He's a natural-- disaster, that is!

>> ROOL: He's a natural-- disaster, that is! >> Deploy the tranquilizer dart,

disaster, that is! >> Deploy the tranquilizer dart, sir?

>> Deploy the tranquilizer dart, sir? >> No!

sir? >> No! Kill it.

>> No! Kill it. >> Uh, does he get any last

Kill it. >> Uh, does he get any last words?

>> Uh, does he get any last words? >> The music, you militant

words? >> The music, you militant mush head!

>> The music, you militant mush head! (Frantic kazoo playing)

mush head! (Frantic kazoo playing) I wish you wouldn't do that.

Now then, Krusha, encore.

¶

>> Yo, yo, dudes. I've been thinking. Three rooms of doom plus three

I've been thinking. Three rooms of doom plus three of us equals one room each.

Three rooms of doom plus three of us equals one room each. >> But the Inka Dinka Doo said--

of us equals one room each. >> But the Inka Dinka Doo said-- >> What the Inka Dinka Doo don't

>> But the Inka Dinka Doo said-- >> What the Inka Dinka Doo don't know won't hurt him.

>> What the Inka Dinka Doo don't know won't hurt him. >> It's you I'm afraid might get

know won't hurt him. >> It's you I'm afraid might get hurt, Funky.

>> It's you I'm afraid might get hurt, Funky. >> If something happens to you,

hurt, Funky. >> If something happens to you, who's going to out-orangutango

>> If something happens to you, who's going to out-orangutango King K. Rool at the dance

who's going to out-orangutango King K. Rool at the dance contest?

King K. Rool at the dance contest? >> Whoa, have some faith, big

contest? >> Whoa, have some faith, big dude and little dude.

¶

See? Nothing to it. >> I want this room!

Nothing to it. >> I want this room! >> Well, let's go, little bu--

>> I want this room! >> Well, let's go, little bu-- (Gears grinding)

>> Well, let's go, little bu-- (Gears grinding) >> Looks like the Inka Dinka Doo

(Gears grinding) >> Looks like the Inka Dinka Doo knows more than you figured,

>> Looks like the Inka Dinka Doo knows more than you figured, Funky.

knows more than you figured, Funky. >> Oh, not again.

Funky. >> Oh, not again. Whoa-oa-oa!

>> Oh, not again. Whoa-oa-oa! Whoa!

Whoa-oa-oa! Whoa! Whoa!

Whoa! Whoa! >> You can do it, DK!

Whoa! >> You can do it, DK! >> Whoa!

>> Whoa, looking like road kill now, baby.

>> DIDDY: Guess Inka Dinka Doo wants you to do the doom room thing, DK.

¶ >> ROOL: Once again, I, King K. Rool, have done the impossible.

>> ROOL: Once again, I, King K. Rool, have done the impossible. What do you think, Klump?

Rool, have done the impossible. What do you think, Klump? (Frantic kazoo playing)

What do you think, Klump? (Frantic kazoo playing) I wish you wouldn't do that!

My wish on the Crystal Coconut awaits. It's show time!

awaits. It's show time! (Cheering)

>> CANDY: No sign of them yet, Cranky. >> CRANKY: Who ever thought it

Cranky. >> CRANKY: Who ever thought it would all end this way?

>> CRANKY: Who ever thought it would all end this way? Enslaved to that crazed

would all end this way? Enslaved to that crazed crocodile all because of a

Enslaved to that crazed crocodile all because of a dance.

crocodile all because of a dance. >> Funky will be here in time,

dance. >> Funky will be here in time, Cranky.

>> Funky will be here in time, Cranky. Donkey Kong will make sure of

Cranky. Donkey Kong will make sure of it.

Donkey Kong will make sure of it. >> There's only two things in

it. >> There's only two things in this world I'm never sure of,

>> There's only two things in this world I'm never sure of, Candy.

this world I'm never sure of, Candy. Donkey and Kong.

Candy. Donkey and Kong. >> Is it me or does the floor

Donkey and Kong. >> Is it me or does the floor seem a little narrow?

>> Is it me or does the floor seem a little narrow? >> Why look at the negative, DK?

seem a little narrow? >> Why look at the negative, DK? >> Yeah.

>> Why look at the negative, DK? >> Yeah. Besides, we're monkeys.

>> Yeah. Besides, we're monkeys. To us, that's a highway.

Besides, we're monkeys. To us, that's a highway. >> Well, here goes.

To us, that's a highway. >> Well, here goes. >> A little drum music, if you

>> Well, here goes. >> A little drum music, if you please.

>> A little drum music, if you please. ¶

please. ¶ >> Let me know if you see--

¶ >> Let me know if you see-- -- anything.

>> Let me know if you see-- -- anything. >> DK, duck!

-- anything. >> DK, duck! >> Whoa!

>> DK, duck! >> Whoa! >> Don't stop!

>> Whoa! >> Don't stop! Keep moving!

>> Don't stop! Keep moving! Let your body do the brainwork.

>> Banana slamma! >> You're the ape, DK! Ha-ha-ha!

>> You're the ape, DK! Ha-ha-ha! >> FUNKY: Moving and grooving,

Ha-ha-ha! >> FUNKY: Moving and grooving, monkey man!

>> FUNKY: Moving and grooving, monkey man! Whoa!

monkey man! Whoa! >> It's finally over.

Whoa! >> It's finally over. Now, how do we get out of here?

>> It's finally over. Now, how do we get out of here? (Gears grinding)

Now, how do we get out of here? (Gears grinding) (Screaming)

So, that's it, O Inka Dinka Doo? Kongo Bongo Island is now safe, right?

Kongo Bongo Island is now safe, right? >> VOICE: Wrong.

right? >> VOICE: Wrong. (Gasping)

>> VOICE: Wrong. (Gasping) Go, save island.

(Gasping) Go, save island. >> How?

Go, save island. >> How? >> Whoa, dude!

>> How? >> Whoa, dude! And I thought I was deep.

>> Whoa, dude! And I thought I was deep. >> Maybe Cranky can figure out

And I thought I was deep. >> Maybe Cranky can figure out how I'm supposed to save Kongo

>> Maybe Cranky can figure out how I'm supposed to save Kongo Bongo, but it can wait until

how I'm supposed to save Kongo Bongo, but it can wait until after the orangutango contest.

Bongo, but it can wait until after the orangutango contest. >> Move over, K. Rool, and let

after the orangutango contest. >> Move over, K. Rool, and let this monkey take over.

>> Move over, K. Rool, and let this monkey take over. Ow!

this monkey take over. Ow! Serious wipe-out!

Ow! Serious wipe-out! My shinbone's singing the blues.

Serious wipe-out! My shinbone's singing the blues. I'm butt-bound, dudes.

My shinbone's singing the blues. I'm butt-bound, dudes. >> But Funky, if you can't

I'm butt-bound, dudes. >> But Funky, if you can't stand, you can't dance, and if

>> But Funky, if you can't stand, you can't dance, and if you can't dance--

stand, you can't dance, and if you can't dance-- >> King K. Rool's as good as

you can't dance-- >> King K. Rool's as good as won.

¶ >> CANDY: And one and two, and one and two, and one-- two.

>> CANDY: And one and two, and one and two, and one-- two. One-two, one-two, one and two.

one and two, and one-- two. One-two, one-two, one and two. One, two.

One-two, one-two, one and two. One, two. One-two, one-two,

One, two. One-two, one-two, one-two-three-four.

One-two, one-two, one-two-three-four. Yeah!

one-two-three-four. Yeah! >> This might work.

Yeah! >> This might work. (Cracking)

>> This might work. (Cracking) There goes that idea.

(Cracking) There goes that idea. >> Oh, Cranky.

There goes that idea. >> Oh, Cranky. We're just about out of time.

>> Oh, Cranky. We're just about out of time. King K. Rool's gonna be here--

We're just about out of time. King K. Rool's gonna be here-- >> ROOL: Any minute?

King K. Rool's gonna be here-- >> ROOL: Any minute? No challengers?

>> ROOL: Any minute? No challengers? Looks like I've won by default.

No challengers? Looks like I've won by default. >> You haven't won yet, K. Rool.

>> Very well, then. Da-da-da-da-da. There, I danced, I win.

Da-da-da-da-da. There, I danced, I win. Now, give me, give me, give me!

There, I danced, I win. Now, give me, give me, give me! >> DK: Banana slamma!

Now, give me, give me, give me! >> DK: Banana slamma! >> Donkey Kong!

>> DK: Banana slamma! >> Donkey Kong! (Cranky chuckling)

>> Donkey Kong! (Cranky chuckling) >> DK: The good news is we're

(Cranky chuckling) >> DK: The good news is we're back.

>> DK: The good news is we're back. >> What was Inka Dinka Doo on

back. >> What was Inka Dinka Doo on about?

>> What was Inka Dinka Doo on about? >> Not a clue, Cranky.

about? >> Not a clue, Cranky. Something about saving the

>> Not a clue, Cranky. Something about saving the island.

Something about saving the island. >> Speaking of which, where's

island. >> Speaking of which, where's Funky?

>> Speaking of which, where's Funky? >> That's the, uh, bad news.

Funky? >> That's the, uh, bad news. >> Bogus on the anklebone, babe.

>> That's the, uh, bad news. >> Bogus on the anklebone, babe. This dude's off the surfboard

>> Bogus on the anklebone, babe. This dude's off the surfboard and the dance floor.

This dude's off the surfboard and the dance floor. (Gasping)

and the dance floor. (Gasping) >> What are we going to do?

(Gasping) >> What are we going to do? >> ROOL: The prize.

>> What are we going to do? >> ROOL: The prize. The wish.

>> ROOL: The prize. The wish. Kongo Bongo Island is mine!

>> Not without a fight. Uh, I mean, a dance. I'm taking over for Funky.

Uh, I mean, a dance. I'm taking over for Funky. >> As I was saying.

I'm taking over for Funky. >> As I was saying. The prize.

>> As I was saying. The prize. The wish.

The prize. The wish. Kongo Bongo Island is mine!

Take it, Klump. >> And now, the boss of boogie, the dictator of dance, the king

>> And now, the boss of boogie, the dictator of dance, the king of the highland fling--

the dictator of dance, the king of the highland fling-- >> ROOL: Klump.

of the highland fling-- >> ROOL: Klump. >> King K. Rool.

>> ROOL: Klump. >> King K. Rool. ¶

>> King K. Rool. ¶ >> Inconceivable.

¶ >> Inconceivable. >> Amazing.

>> Inconceivable. >> Amazing. >> How's he do that?

>> Amazing. >> How's he do that? >> Far out, dude.

>> How's he do that? >> Far out, dude. Lame, dude.

>> Far out, dude. Lame, dude. Real lame.

¶

(Cheering) >> KLUMP: Whoo, he won, he won. King K. Rool, ladies and

>> KLUMP: Whoo, he won, he won. King K. Rool, ladies and non-commissioned gorillas.

King K. Rool, ladies and non-commissioned gorillas. Whoo, he won, he won.

non-commissioned gorillas. Whoo, he won, he won. (Cheering)

Second contestant, front and centre. ¶

centre. ¶ >> Come on, Donkey Kong.

¶ >> Come on, Donkey Kong. Any time you're ready.

>> Come on, Donkey Kong. Any time you're ready. >> Okay, here goes.

(Laughing)

>> ROOL: Look, a monkey on a stick! (Laughing)

stick! (Laughing) >> What a way to go.

(Laughing) >> What a way to go. >> Whoa!

>> What a way to go. >> Whoa! Bad scene.

>> Whoa! Bad scene. The Donkey dude was digging the

Bad scene. The Donkey dude was digging the beat better when he was doing

The Donkey dude was digging the beat better when he was doing the deeds for the idol dude.

beat better when he was doing the deeds for the idol dude. >> DIDDY: Are you thinking what

the deeds for the idol dude. >> DIDDY: Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

>> DIDDY: Are you thinking what I'm thinking? >> Roll out the barrels, Diddy

I'm thinking? >> Roll out the barrels, Diddy dude.

>> Roll out the barrels, Diddy dude. >> Okay, it's over, I win.

dude. >> Okay, it's over, I win. You lose everything, including

>> Okay, it's over, I win. You lose everything, including your dignity.

You lose everything, including your dignity. ¶

your dignity. ¶ What?

¶ What? >> Hang loose and do it like in

What? >> Hang loose and do it like in the temple, dude.

>> Hang loose and do it like in the temple, dude. >> Go, DK, go!

the temple, dude. >> Go, DK, go! Ha-ha-ha!

¶ ¶ Look at me, I can dance so gracefully ¶

¶ Look at me, I can dance so gracefully ¶ ¶ Got to have some rhythm just

gracefully ¶ ¶ Got to have some rhythm just to make the scene ¶

¶ Got to have some rhythm just to make the scene ¶ ¶ Just feel the beat, hear it in

to make the scene ¶ ¶ Just feel the beat, hear it in your head ¶

¶ Just feel the beat, hear it in your head ¶ ¶ Moving to your middle, ending

your head ¶ ¶ Moving to your middle, ending at your feet ¶

¶ Moving to your middle, ending at your feet ¶ ¶ Anyone can do it, anyone can

at your feet ¶ ¶ Anyone can do it, anyone can dance ¶

¶ Anyone can do it, anyone can dance ¶ ¶ My moves will hypnotize you,

dance ¶ ¶ My moves will hypnotize you, put you in a trance ¶

¶ My moves will hypnotize you, put you in a trance ¶ ¶ Can't you see coordination is

put you in a trance ¶ ¶ Can't you see coordination is the key? ¶

¶ Can't you see coordination is the key? ¶ ¶ It's my balance that takes

the key? ¶ ¶ It's my balance that takes hold of me ¶

¶ It's my balance that takes hold of me ¶ ¶ Take your arms, wave them in

hold of me ¶ ¶ Take your arms, wave them in the air ¶

¶ Take your arms, wave them in the air ¶ ¶ Keep yourself from fallin' and

the air ¶ ¶ Keep yourself from fallin' and you'll glide without a care ¶

¶ Keep yourself from fallin' and you'll glide without a care ¶ ¶ Anyone can do it, anyone can

you'll glide without a care ¶ ¶ Anyone can do it, anyone can dance ¶

¶ Anyone can do it, anyone can dance ¶ ¶ My moves will hypnotize you,

dance ¶ ¶ My moves will hypnotize you, put you in a trance ¶

¶ My moves will hypnotize you, put you in a trance ¶ ¶ You're gonna need style and

put you in a trance ¶ ¶ You're gonna need style and personality to give you

¶ You're gonna need style and personality to give you individuality ¶

personality to give you individuality ¶ ¶ Don't be afraid to move the

individuality ¶ ¶ Don't be afraid to move the way you want to move ¶

¶ Don't be afraid to move the way you want to move ¶ ¶ Trust yourself and you will

way you want to move ¶ ¶ Trust yourself and you will find your groove ¶

¶ Trust yourself and you will find your groove ¶ ¶ Hey-ey-ey ¶

find your groove ¶ ¶ Hey-ey-ey ¶ ¶ Anyone can do it, anyone can

¶ Hey-ey-ey ¶ ¶ Anyone can do it, anyone can dance ¶

¶ Anyone can do it, anyone can dance ¶ ¶ My moves will hypnotize you,

dance ¶ ¶ My moves will hypnotize you, put you in a trance ¶

¶ My moves will hypnotize you, put you in a trance ¶ ¶ Anyone can do it, anyone can

put you in a trance ¶ ¶ Anyone can do it, anyone can dance ¶

¶ Anyone can do it, anyone can dance ¶ ¶ My moves will hypnotize you,

dance ¶ ¶ My moves will hypnotize you, put you in a trance ¶

>> Inconceivable! >> How's he do that? Klump!

>> How's he do that? Klump! >> Based on audience response,

Klump! >> Based on audience response, the winner of the orangutango

>> Based on audience response, the winner of the orangutango dance contest is--

the winner of the orangutango dance contest is-- (Cheering)

(Clapping)

King K. Rool! (Clapping)

>> Now, for my well-earned first prize. One very big, very fat wish on

prize. One very big, very fat wish on the Crystal Coconut.

One very big, very fat wish on the Crystal Coconut. Krusha.

the Crystal Coconut. Krusha. Now, let me see.

Krusha. Now, let me see. What do I want?

Now, let me see. What do I want? To be ruler over all Kongo Bongo

What do I want? To be ruler over all Kongo Bongo Island?

To be ruler over all Kongo Bongo Island? Hmm, that sounds good.

Island? Hmm, that sounds good. >> It's not your fault, Donkey

Hmm, that sounds good. >> It's not your fault, Donkey Kong.

>> It's not your fault, Donkey Kong. (Frantic kazoo playing)

Kong. (Frantic kazoo playing) >> I wish you wouldn't do that!

(Cranky laughing) >> CRANKY: Looks like you got your one wish, K. Rool!

>> CRANKY: Looks like you got your one wish, K. Rool! Say goodbye till next year.

>> Don't just stand there, Klump! Do something!

Klump! Do something! >> And the consolation prize

Do something! >> And the consolation prize goes to second place, to

>> And the consolation prize goes to second place, to runners-up Donkey Kong and

goes to second place, to runners-up Donkey Kong and Candy, who win a complete set of

runners-up Donkey Kong and Candy, who win a complete set of dance lessons.

Candy, who win a complete set of dance lessons. >> Who needs dance lessons?

A one. >> Aaah! >> And a two!

>> Aaah! >> And a two! (Krusha shouting)

>> And a two! (Krusha shouting) >> And a three!

(Krusha shouting) >> And a three! (Rool screaming)

>> And a three! (Rool screaming) >> How did he know?

(Rool screaming) >> How did he know? >> Who know?

>> How did he know? >> Who know? >> Inka Dinka Doo know.

>> Who know? >> Inka Dinka Doo know. The test in the temple.

>> Inka Dinka Doo know. The test in the temple. It was just a way of giving me

The test in the temple. It was just a way of giving me dancing lessons.

It was just a way of giving me dancing lessons. He said it was to save Kongo

dancing lessons. He said it was to save Kongo Bongo Island.

He said it was to save Kongo Bongo Island. >> And that's just what you did,

Bongo Island. >> And that's just what you did, DK.

>> And that's just what you did, DK. >> Well, what you say, Candy?

DK. >> Well, what you say, Candy? Wanna dance?

>> Well, what you say, Candy? Wanna dance? (Stomping)

Wanna dance? (Stomping) >> Ow, my foot, Donkey Kong!

(Stomping) >> Ow, my foot, Donkey Kong! >> Maybe I do need those dancing

>> Ow, my foot, Donkey Kong! >> Maybe I do need those dancing lessons.

>> Maybe I do need those dancing lessons. >> And another partner.

lessons. >> And another partner. Oh, I hear General Klump's free.

>> And another partner. Oh, I hear General Klump's free. (Laughing)

Oh, I hear General Klump's free. (Laughing) >> KLUMP: Rendezvous at 1400

(Laughing) >> KLUMP: Rendezvous at 1400 hours.

>> KLUMP: Rendezvous at 1400 hours. (Laughing)

¶