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¶ Huh, ha ¶ ¶ Huh, ha ¶ ¶ Donkey Kong ¶

¶ Huh, ha ¶ ¶ Donkey Kong ¶ ¶ Hey oh ¶

¶ Donkey Kong ¶ ¶ Hey oh ¶ ¶ Look out down below ¶

¶ Hey oh ¶ ¶ Look out down below ¶ ¶ Here he comes,

¶ Look out down below ¶ ¶ Here he comes, banana slamma ¶

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¶ Donkey Kong ¶

¶ Huh, ha ¶ ¶ Huh, ha ¶ ¶ Donkey Kong ¶

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¶ Huh, ha ¶ ¶ Huh, ha ¶ ¶ Donkey Kong ¶

¶ Huh, ha ¶ ¶ Donkey Kong ¶ ¶ Hey oh ¶

¶ Donkey Kong ¶ ¶ Hey oh ¶ ¶ Look out down below ¶

¶ Hey oh ¶ ¶ Look out down below ¶ ¶ Here he comes,

¶ Look out down below ¶ ¶ Here he comes, banana slamma ¶

¶ Here he comes, banana slamma ¶ ¶ Kongo Bongo's hero ¶

banana slamma ¶ ¶ Kongo Bongo's hero ¶ ¶ Hey oh ¶

¶ Kongo Bongo's hero ¶ ¶ Hey oh ¶ ¶ Donkey Kong ¶

¶ Hey oh ¶ ¶ Donkey Kong ¶ ¶ Let's go, let's go ¶

¶ Donkey Kong ¶ ¶ Let's go, let's go ¶ ¶ Here he comes,

¶ Let's go, let's go ¶ ¶ Here he comes, banana slamma ¶

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(Laughing) (Cheering) >> I'm one smooth simian!

(Cheering) >> I'm one smooth simian! Check me out!

>> I'm one smooth simian! Check me out! >> We're two--

Check me out! >> We're two-- Uh, two--

>> We're two-- Uh, two-- >> Two idiots.

Uh, two-- >> Two idiots. >> Hey, everybody!

>> Two idiots. >> Hey, everybody! >> Now for a barrel roll!

>> Hey, everybody! >> Now for a barrel roll! >> Hey!

>> Now for a barrel roll! >> Hey! I'm talking here!

>> Hey! I'm talking here! >> Windbag.

I'm talking here! >> Windbag. (Chuckling)

>> Windbag. (Chuckling) (Grumbling)

(Chuckling) (Grumbling) >> Knock it off!

(Grumbling) >> Knock it off! >> Huh?

>> Knock it off! >> Huh? >> What?

>> Huh? >> What? >> That's better.

>> What? >> That's better. Now, this being Kongo Bongo's

>> That's better. Now, this being Kongo Bongo's annual ceasefire, our annual

Now, this being Kongo Bongo's annual ceasefire, our annual love fest, let's have a few

annual ceasefire, our annual love fest, let's have a few words from the future ruler of

love fest, let's have a few words from the future ruler of Kongo Bongo, Donkey Kong!

words from the future ruler of Kongo Bongo, Donkey Kong! >> Ruler schmuler.

Kongo Bongo, Donkey Kong! >> Ruler schmuler. Not for long!

>> Ruler schmuler. Not for long! >> Come on!

Not for long! >> Come on! Say something, DK!

>> Come on! Say something, DK! (Mumbling)

Say something, DK! (Mumbling) >> What--

(Mumbling) >> What-- >> Right on, dude!

>> What-- >> Right on, dude! What did he say?

>> Right on, dude! What did he say? >> "Peace on Earth and be nice

What did he say? >> "Peace on Earth and be nice to the newts!"

>> "Peace on Earth and be nice to the newts!" (Laughing)

to the newts!" (Laughing) >> What a farce!

(Laughing) >> What a farce! What a sorry excuse for a ruler!

>> What a farce! What a sorry excuse for a ruler! >> Ha ha, you're jealous--

What a sorry excuse for a ruler! >> Ha ha, you're jealous-- green!

>> Ha ha, you're jealous-- green! (Laughing)

green! (Laughing) 'Cause you don't have a chance

(Laughing) 'Cause you don't have a chance at being the future ruler!

'Cause you don't have a chance at being the future ruler! >> Maybe not.

at being the future ruler! >> Maybe not. However, I am the future owner

>> Maybe not. However, I am the future owner of Bluster Barrelworks.

However, I am the future owner of Bluster Barrelworks. It seems to me you're the only

of Bluster Barrelworks. It seems to me you're the only baboon without a future in front

It seems to me you're the only baboon without a future in front of your name.

baboon without a future in front of your name. >> Grr!

of your name. >> Grr! I do have a future!

>> Grr! I do have a future! I do, I do!

I do have a future! I do, I do! >> Take a chill pill, Diddy!

I do, I do! >> Take a chill pill, Diddy! I got no future, either.

>> Take a chill pill, Diddy! I got no future, either. Do I look bummed?

I got no future, either. Do I look bummed? Not.

Do I look bummed? Not. >> Besides, you got a future.

Not. >> Besides, you got a future. Future sidekick and best little

>> Besides, you got a future. Future sidekick and best little buddy!

Future sidekick and best little buddy! >> Thanks, DK.

buddy! >> Thanks, DK. But that's all I'll ever be--

>> Thanks, DK. But that's all I'll ever be-- sidekick, second banana.

But that's all I'll ever be-- sidekick, second banana. >> The best part about this day

sidekick, second banana. >> The best part about this day of peace is knowing how hard it

>> The best part about this day of peace is knowing how hard it is for you to squelch yourself,

of peace is knowing how hard it is for you to squelch yourself, K. Rool.

is for you to squelch yourself, K. Rool. >> Not for long, you decrepit

K. Rool. >> Not for long, you decrepit simian!

>> Not for long, you decrepit simian! >> Ah, give it up, K. Rool.

simian! >> Ah, give it up, K. Rool. You'll never win.

>> Ah, give it up, K. Rool. You'll never win. Not with Donkey Kong, the

You'll never win. Not with Donkey Kong, the biggest, strongest ape in all of

Not with Donkey Kong, the biggest, strongest ape in all of Kongo Bongo as our future ruler!

biggest, strongest ape in all of Kongo Bongo as our future ruler! >> It isn't over until it's

Kongo Bongo as our future ruler! >> It isn't over until it's over.

>> It isn't over until it's over. >> At least this conversation's

over. >> At least this conversation's over.

>> At least this conversation's over. >> Why are you consorting with

over. >> Why are you consorting with the enemy?

>> Why are you consorting with the enemy? >> So I can launch a surprise

the enemy? >> So I can launch a surprise attack!

>> So I can launch a surprise attack! >> Surprise attack?

attack! >> Surprise attack? Why didn't I know about this?

>> Surprise attack? Why didn't I know about this? >> Because it wouldn't be a

Why didn't I know about this? >> Because it wouldn't be a surprise, you numbskull!

>> Because it wouldn't be a surprise, you numbskull! Now, we'll make them think we

surprise, you numbskull! Now, we'll make them think we are participating in the

Now, we'll make them think we are participating in the ceasefire.

are participating in the ceasefire. But instead, we are going to be

ceasefire. But instead, we are going to be sneaky.

But instead, we are going to be sneaky. Clever.

sneaky. Clever. >> You?

Clever. >> You? >> Yes, you ninny!

>> You? >> Yes, you ninny! I'm going to make sure Donkey

>> Yes, you ninny! I'm going to make sure Donkey Kong never rules!

I'm going to make sure Donkey Kong never rules! >> CANDY: Hey, DK!

>> Candy! >> Oh, goodie. Time to break out my super

>> Oh, goodie. Time to break out my super secret weapon of destruction!

Time to break out my super secret weapon of destruction! >> A banana peel?

secret weapon of destruction! >> A banana peel? >> Just watch.

>> A banana peel? >> Just watch. >> Whoa!

>> Just watch. >> Whoa! Oof!

>> Whoa! Oof! Ooh, Donkey Kong!

Oof! Ooh, Donkey Kong! >> What?

Ooh, Donkey Kong! >> What? What did I do?

>> What? What did I do? >> Whose banana peel is that?

What did I do? >> Whose banana peel is that? >> What banana peel?

>> Whose banana peel is that? >> What banana peel? >> The one that was left on the

>> What banana peel? >> The one that was left on the ground.

>> The one that was left on the ground. The one that I slipped on!

ground. The one that I slipped on! The one on your head, you

The one that I slipped on! The one on your head, you baboon!

The one on your head, you baboon! Our date's off.

baboon! Our date's off. Don't call me, don't drop by--

Our date's off. Don't call me, don't drop by-- ever!

Don't call me, don't drop by-- ever! >> Ever?

ever! >> Ever? That's a long time!

>> Ever? That's a long time! Yeesh.

That's a long time! Yeesh. (Laughing)

Yeesh. (Laughing) >> Phase one of Operation Crush

(Laughing) >> Phase one of Operation Crush Kong is a success!

>> Phase one of Operation Crush Kong is a success! >> Operation Crush Kong?

Kong is a success! >> Operation Crush Kong? >> I get everyone in Kongo Bongo

>> Operation Crush Kong? >> I get everyone in Kongo Bongo furious with Donkey Kong.

>> I get everyone in Kongo Bongo furious with Donkey Kong. They all turn their backs on

furious with Donkey Kong. They all turn their backs on him.

They all turn their backs on him. Cranky is forced to name a new

him. Cranky is forced to name a new future ruler.

Cranky is forced to name a new future ruler. With Donkey Kong, the biggest,

future ruler. With Donkey Kong, the biggest, strongest ape, out of the

With Donkey Kong, the biggest, strongest ape, out of the picture, invasion is a cinch!

strongest ape, out of the picture, invasion is a cinch! Then the truly deserving future

picture, invasion is a cinch! Then the truly deserving future ruler steps in!

Then the truly deserving future ruler steps in! >> Who?

ruler steps in! >> Who? Who's that?

>> Who? Who's that? >> Me, you big tub of lizard

Who's that? >> Me, you big tub of lizard lard!

>> Me, you big tub of lizard lard! >> Hmm.

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>> Having a good ceasefire, DK? >> No. My girlfriend blasted me.

>> No. My girlfriend blasted me. >> DK, DK, DK!

My girlfriend blasted me. >> DK, DK, DK! You're a prize catch.

>> DK, DK, DK! You're a prize catch. She'll come around.

You're a prize catch. She'll come around. >> You think so?

She'll come around. >> You think so? >> Of course!

>> You think so? >> Of course! You're a nice guy, you're the

>> Of course! You're a nice guy, you're the strongest ape on Kongo Bongo.

You're a nice guy, you're the strongest ape on Kongo Bongo. You're the future ruler!

strongest ape on Kongo Bongo. You're the future ruler! (Laughing)

You're the future ruler! (Laughing) Right?

(Laughing) Right? >> So what?

Right? >> So what? >> So what?

>> So what? >> So what? You need to get your mind off of

>> So what? You need to get your mind off of her.

You need to get your mind off of her. >> Nothing can get my mind off

her. >> Nothing can get my mind off of Candy.

>> Nothing can get my mind off of Candy. >> What about surfing, hmm?

of Candy. >> What about surfing, hmm? Cool water, the gentle rocking

>> What about surfing, hmm? Cool water, the gentle rocking of the waves?

Cool water, the gentle rocking of the waves? Hmm?

of the waves? Hmm? >> Wait!

Hmm? >> Wait! >> Yes?

>> Wait! >> Yes? >> I'll go surfing!

>> Yes? >> I'll go surfing! >> Great idea.

>> I'll go surfing! >> Great idea. Wish I'd thought of that.

>> Great idea. Wish I'd thought of that. >> Yeah, it is a good idea!

Wish I'd thought of that. >> Yeah, it is a good idea! DK's back and outta here!

>> Yeah, it is a good idea! DK's back and outta here! (Laughing)

DK's back and outta here! (Laughing) >> This is too easy.

(Laughing) >> This is too easy. Just be yourself, Donkey Kong!

>> This is too easy. Just be yourself, Donkey Kong! (Laughing)

>> What do you say, Funky? >> I don't know, man. It's my best board.

>> I don't know, man. It's my best board. >> I'll take care of it.

It's my best board. >> I'll take care of it. >> That board is my soul mate,

>> I'll take care of it. >> That board is my soul mate, dude.

>> That board is my soul mate, dude. We've bonded.

dude. We've bonded. So, bring it back alive.

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>> Last one in's an orangutan!

>> Hurry! Hurry! >> What do we do?

Hurry! >> What do we do? What do we do?

>> What do we do? What do we do? >> Steal it!

What do we do? >> Steal it! >> Oh, stealing?

>> Steal it! >> Oh, stealing? That's bad.

>> Oh, stealing? That's bad. >> Of course it's bad!

That's bad. >> Of course it's bad! We are bad, you lunkhead!

>> Of course it's bad! We are bad, you lunkhead! Now, grab the thing and let's

We are bad, you lunkhead! Now, grab the thing and let's get out of here!

Now, grab the thing and let's get out of here! >> Uh, not till you say sorry

get out of here! >> Uh, not till you say sorry for calling me lunkhead.

>> Uh, not till you say sorry for calling me lunkhead. >> You're so right.

for calling me lunkhead. >> You're so right. I don't know what came over me.

>> You're so right. I don't know what came over me. Now, grab the board,

I don't know what came over me. Now, grab the board, smarty-pants!

>> Refreshing! (Gasping) Oh, no!

(Gasping) Oh, no! Funky's soul mate!

Oh, no! Funky's soul mate! (Snoring)

Funky's soul mate! (Snoring) Funky?

(Snoring) Funky? Funky?

Funky? Funky? Funky!

Funky? Funky! Wake up, man!

Funky! Wake up, man! (Yawning)

Wake up, man! (Yawning) >> What?

(Yawning) >> What? >> Wake up!

>> What? >> Wake up! >> Huh?

>> Wake up! >> Huh? >> I got bad news--

>> Huh? >> I got bad news-- >> Where's my board?

>> I got bad news-- >> Where's my board? >> Gone.

>> Where's my board? >> Gone. >> Gone?!

>> Gone. >> Gone?! You promised me, dude!

>> Gone?! You promised me, dude! You gave me your word, man!

You promised me, dude! You gave me your word, man! >> It wasn't my fault!

You gave me your word, man! >> It wasn't my fault! Somebody filched it!

>> It wasn't my fault! Somebody filched it! I'm sorry.

Somebody filched it! I'm sorry. >> Bag the excuses, DK.

I'm sorry. >> Bag the excuses, DK. Cop to it, man!

>> Bag the excuses, DK. Cop to it, man! >> It wasn't my fault!

Cop to it, man! >> It wasn't my fault! >> How are you going to be

>> It wasn't my fault! >> How are you going to be future ruler, dude, if you can't

>> How are you going to be future ruler, dude, if you can't even tell the truth when you

future ruler, dude, if you can't even tell the truth when you wipe out?

>> What a lousy day. Everyone in Kongo Bongo is steamed at me.

Everyone in Kongo Bongo is steamed at me. First Candy, now Funky.

steamed at me. First Candy, now Funky. >> Snap out of it, DK.

First Candy, now Funky. >> Snap out of it, DK. We're still hanging with ya.

>> Snap out of it, DK. We're still hanging with ya. >> Yeah, lighten up!

We're still hanging with ya. >> Yeah, lighten up! Remember, I'm your sidekick,

>> Yeah, lighten up! Remember, I'm your sidekick, your second in command, bosom

Remember, I'm your sidekick, your second in command, bosom buddy!

your second in command, bosom buddy! >> Me, too!

buddy! >> Me, too! >> Thanks.

>> Me, too! >> Thanks. >> Hey, I gotta split, you two.

>> Thanks. >> Hey, I gotta split, you two. >> I'll walk the rest of the way

>> Hey, I gotta split, you two. >> I'll walk the rest of the way with my buddy, Dix.

>> I'll walk the rest of the way with my buddy, Dix. Catch ya later, Diddy!

with my buddy, Dix. Catch ya later, Diddy! >> See you around, Dids!

Catch ya later, Diddy! >> See you around, Dids! Come on, DK.

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>> Well, Crusher, let's hear it. >> Uh-huh. What?

>> Uh-huh. What? >> Your imitation!

What? >> Your imitation! >> Oh, oh, all right.

>> Your imitation! >> Oh, oh, all right. Uh, here goes.

>> Oh, oh, all right. Uh, here goes. (Imitating K. Rool): Lunkhead!

Uh, here goes. (Imitating K. Rool): Lunkhead! Once I have the coconut--

(Imitating K. Rool): Lunkhead! Once I have the coconut-- >> Not me, you ninny!

Once I have the coconut-- >> Not me, you ninny! Donkey Kong's!

>> Not me, you ninny! Donkey Kong's! >> Oh, sorry.

Donkey Kong's! >> Oh, sorry. I thought you meant you, Your

>> Oh, sorry. I thought you meant you, Your Mightiness.

I thought you meant you, Your Mightiness. >> Just do his voice!

Mightiness. >> Just do his voice! (Clearing throat)

>> Just do his voice! (Clearing throat) (Imitating DK): Bananas,

(Clearing throat) (Imitating DK): Bananas, bananas, bananas.

(Imitating DK): Bananas, bananas, bananas. I always got bananas on the

bananas, bananas. I always got bananas on the brain.

I always got bananas on the brain. >> Oh, perfect!

brain. >> Oh, perfect! Now for phase three: alienate

>> Oh, perfect! Now for phase three: alienate his closest friends and second

Now for phase three: alienate his closest friends and second in command.

his closest friends and second in command. Two birds with one stone.

in command. Two birds with one stone. (Laughing)

Two birds with one stone. (Laughing) I'm devilish!

(Laughing) I'm devilish! (Laughing)

I'm devilish! (Laughing) (Laughing)

(Sighing) >> It's a swell place, huh? >> Yeah, I'll have to bring

>> It's a swell place, huh? >> Yeah, I'll have to bring Diddy here!

>> Yeah, I'll have to bring Diddy here! >> I used to hang here with my

Diddy here! >> I used to hang here with my girl.

>> I used to hang here with my girl. But that's history.

girl. But that's history. >> Ah, you'll hook up with

But that's history. >> Ah, you'll hook up with somebody, DK.

>> Ah, you'll hook up with somebody, DK. (Laughing)

somebody, DK. (Laughing) >> (Imitating DK): Hey, what

(Laughing) >> (Imitating DK): Hey, what about you, Dixie?

>> (Imitating DK): Hey, what about you, Dixie? Little Dixie Doodle.

about you, Dixie? Little Dixie Doodle. You are fine.

Little Dixie Doodle. You are fine. >> Huh?

You are fine. >> Huh? Hey!

>> Huh? Hey! What is up with you?

Hey! What is up with you? >> Huh?

What is up with you? >> Huh? I didn't say anything!

>> Huh? I didn't say anything! >> Dogging your best friend!

I didn't say anything! >> Dogging your best friend! Humph!

>> Dogging your best friend! Humph! >> (Imitating DK): Come on.

Humph! >> (Imitating DK): Come on. Put a lip lock on me, Dixie.

>> (Imitating DK): Come on. Put a lip lock on me, Dixie. That chump chimp Diddy will

Put a lip lock on me, Dixie. That chump chimp Diddy will never know.

That chump chimp Diddy will never know. >> You lousy, double-crossing,

never know. >> You lousy, double-crossing, two-timing--

>> You lousy, double-crossing, two-timing-- Wait till Diddy gets a load of

two-timing-- Wait till Diddy gets a load of this!

Wait till Diddy gets a load of this! >> What?

this! >> What? What did I say?

>> What? What did I say? >> (Imitating DK): Oh, sure.

What did I say? >> (Imitating DK): Oh, sure. Go tell Diddy.

>> (Imitating DK): Oh, sure. Go tell Diddy. That second banana, that half

Go tell Diddy. That second banana, that half pint.

>> Yeah, well, I'm gonna tell him. I'm gonna tell him what a lousy

him. I'm gonna tell him what a lousy friend you are!

I'm gonna tell him what a lousy friend you are! How are you going to be future

friend you are! How are you going to be future ruler if you can't even be

How are you going to be future ruler if you can't even be trusted?

ruler if you can't even be trusted? >> What did I do, Dixie?

trusted? >> What did I do, Dixie? I was just sitting here!

>> Some pal you turned out to be! Just because you're my best

be! Just because you're my best buddy, doesn't mean you got dibs

Just because you're my best buddy, doesn't mean you got dibs on my girl!

buddy, doesn't mean you got dibs on my girl! How are you going to be future

on my girl! How are you going to be future ruler if you can't even be

How are you going to be future ruler if you can't even be trusted?

ruler if you can't even be trusted? >> I don't want your girl, I

trusted? >> I don't want your girl, I never wanted your girl!

>> I don't want your girl, I never wanted your girl! You can have her.

never wanted your girl! You can have her. >> Ooh, are you dissing Dixie?

You can have her. >> Ooh, are you dissing Dixie? Ah!

>> Ooh, are you dissing Dixie? Ah! This friendship's moving like

Ah! This friendship's moving like this elevator-- down!

This friendship's moving like this elevator-- down! Way down!

this elevator-- down! Way down! >> I don't get it.

Way down! >> I don't get it. Candy, then Funky, then Dixie

>> I don't get it. Candy, then Funky, then Dixie and now Diddy!

Candy, then Funky, then Dixie and now Diddy! (Sighing)

and now Diddy! (Sighing) (Snoring)

(Sighing) (Snoring) >> He's asleep.

(Snoring) >> He's asleep. Now for the final phase of

>> He's asleep. Now for the final phase of Operation Crush Kong.

Now for the final phase of Operation Crush Kong. Kritters!

Operation Crush Kong. Kritters! No holds barred.

Kritters! No holds barred. Do as much damage as physically

No holds barred. Do as much damage as physically possible.

Do as much damage as physically possible. Ready?

possible. Ready? Aim--

Ready? Aim-- >> Ooh, I love a smorgasbord.

Aim-- >> Ooh, I love a smorgasbord. >> Let me at it!

>> Ooh, I love a smorgasbord. >> Let me at it! >> Fire!

>> Let me at it! >> Fire! (Munching)

>> Fire! (Munching) And now for the incriminating

(Munching) And now for the incriminating evidence.

And now for the incriminating evidence. All fingers will point to Donkey

evidence. All fingers will point to Donkey Kong.

All fingers will point to Donkey Kong. Mission accomplished.

Kong. Mission accomplished. Kritters, ready!

Mission accomplished. Kritters, ready! March!

Kritters, ready! March! Hee, huh, hee, huh.

March! Hee, huh, hee, huh. Whatcha got, huh, huh.

Hee, huh, hee, huh. Whatcha got, huh, huh. (Snoring)

>> Huh? What? My pad!

What? My pad! Destroyed!

My pad! Destroyed! Who would do a thing like that?

Destroyed! Who would do a thing like that? Who--

Who would do a thing like that? Who-- No.

Who-- No. It's not possible.

No. It's not possible. Donkey Kong!

It's not possible. Donkey Kong! >> I got a bad feeling about

Donkey Kong! >> I got a bad feeling about this.

>> I got a bad feeling about this. Cranky sounded really mad.

this. Cranky sounded really mad. >> I'm not talking to you.

Cranky sounded really mad. >> I'm not talking to you. >> But you just did!

>> I'm not talking to you. >> But you just did! >> Well, I'm not anymore.

>> But you just did! >> Well, I'm not anymore. Yikes!

>> Well, I'm not anymore. Yikes! What happened to Cranky's place?

Yikes! What happened to Cranky's place? Hey, Cranky, you okay?

What happened to Cranky's place? Hey, Cranky, you okay? >> What happened?

Hey, Cranky, you okay? >> What happened? >> Like you don't know.

>> What happened? >> Like you don't know. >> What?

>> Like you don't know. >> What? >> Don't play dumb.

>> What? >> Don't play dumb. I've got the evidence right

>> Don't play dumb. I've got the evidence right here, you bumbling baboon!

I've got the evidence right here, you bumbling baboon! >> A banana skin!

here, you bumbling baboon! >> A banana skin! Pretty obvious who did it, DK.

>> A banana skin! Pretty obvious who did it, DK. >> That's not mine!

Pretty obvious who did it, DK. >> That's not mine! >> Oh, sure it isn't.

>> That's not mine! >> Oh, sure it isn't. >> Look, there's still a piece

>> Oh, sure it isn't. >> Look, there's still a piece of banana inside.

>> Look, there's still a piece of banana inside. I'd never leave a banana bit.

of banana inside. I'd never leave a banana bit. Can I have it?

I'd never leave a banana bit. Can I have it? >> Donkey Kong!

Can I have it? >> Donkey Kong! This is it!

>> Donkey Kong! This is it! I've got no choice but to strip

This is it! I've got no choice but to strip you of your title of future

I've got no choice but to strip you of your title of future ruler!

you of your title of future ruler! >> What?

ruler! >> What? You can't do that!

>> What? You can't do that! I found the coconut!

You can't do that! I found the coconut! My face is on it!

I found the coconut! My face is on it! Diddy?

My face is on it! Diddy? >> DIDDY: Yes!

Diddy? >> DIDDY: Yes! All right!

>> DIDDY: Yes! All right! It's me, me, me, me!

All right! It's me, me, me, me! I have a future!

It's me, me, me, me! I have a future! (Laughing)

I have a future! (Laughing) I am the future ruler!

(Laughing) I am the future ruler! (Laughing)

I am the future ruler! (Laughing) >> CRANKY: You see?

(Laughing) >> CRANKY: You see? The coconut has spoken.

>> CRANKY: You see? The coconut has spoken. I'm giving you a one-way ticket

The coconut has spoken. I'm giving you a one-way ticket to the White Mountains.

I'm giving you a one-way ticket to the White Mountains. No return.

to the White Mountains. No return. >> No more second banana for me!

No return. >> No more second banana for me! I'm the King of the Kong!

>> No more second banana for me! I'm the King of the Kong! The Simian Don Juan!

I'm the King of the Kong! The Simian Don Juan! (Laughing)

The Simian Don Juan! (Laughing) >> The White Mountains.

(Laughing) >> The White Mountains. Nothing but snow and glaciers

>> The White Mountains. Nothing but snow and glaciers and-- and--

Nothing but snow and glaciers and-- and-- And no bananas.

and-- and-- And no bananas. >> CRANKY: Hey, Donkey Kong!

And no bananas. >> CRANKY: Hey, Donkey Kong! >> Yeah?

>> CRANKY: Hey, Donkey Kong! >> Yeah? >> Happy trails!

>> Yeah? >> Happy trails! And don't come back!

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>> I got my orders, dude. Dump you off in the White Mountains.

Dump you off in the White Mountains. Hang on!

>> DK: There's no bananas there, is there, Funky? >> There's nothing there, man.

is there, Funky? >> There's nothing there, man. Nothing but snow.

>> There's nothing there, man. Nothing but snow. There they are, dude!

Nothing but snow. There they are, dude! Coming in for a drop!

There they are, dude! Coming in for a drop! >> Whoa!

Coming in for a drop! >> Whoa! >> Now for a barrel roll!

>> Whoa! >> Now for a barrel roll! Ha ha!

>> Now for a barrel roll! Ha ha! >> Aah!

¶

¶ I don't know what's happening to me ¶ ¶ I'm getting all the blame

to me ¶ ¶ I'm getting all the blame for things I didn't do ¶

¶ I'm getting all the blame for things I didn't do ¶ ¶ Can anybody tell me just what

for things I didn't do ¶ ¶ Can anybody tell me just what I did wrong? ¶

¶ Can anybody tell me just what I did wrong? ¶ ¶ I'm all alone and I'm so

I did wrong? ¶ ¶ I'm all alone and I'm so confused ¶

¶ I'm all alone and I'm so confused ¶ ¶ I don't know what everyone

confused ¶ ¶ I don't know what everyone wants me to be ¶

¶ I don't know what everyone wants me to be ¶ ¶ I only know just how

wants me to be ¶ ¶ I only know just how to be me ¶

¶ I only know just how to be me ¶ ¶ Once I was the ape

to be me ¶ ¶ Once I was the ape of the hour ¶

¶ Once I was the ape of the hour ¶ ¶ They think I'm a coward ¶

of the hour ¶ ¶ They think I'm a coward ¶ ¶ An absolute zero ¶

¶ They think I'm a coward ¶ ¶ An absolute zero ¶ ¶ I'm nobody's hero ¶

¶ An absolute zero ¶

¶ I'm nobody's hero ¶

¶ I'm nobody's hero ¶

>> The plan has gone smoothly! That simple simian, Donkey Kong, has been eradicated!

That simple simian, Donkey Kong, has been eradicated! >> Thanks to our military

has been eradicated! >> Thanks to our military expertise!

>> Thanks to our military expertise! Uh, I mean thanks to your plan.

expertise! Uh, I mean thanks to your plan. >> Now it's time for one final

Uh, I mean thanks to your plan. >> Now it's time for one final assault.

>> Now it's time for one final assault. The final takeover!

assault. The final takeover! We're going to raid Bluster

The final takeover! We're going to raid Bluster Barrelworks!

We're going to raid Bluster Barrelworks! >> But why the barrelworks?

Barrelworks! >> But why the barrelworks? Why not go for the coconut right

>> But why the barrelworks? Why not go for the coconut right away?

Why not go for the coconut right away? (Chuckling)

away? (Chuckling) >> The coconut will come in good

(Chuckling) >> The coconut will come in good time.

>> The coconut will come in good time. This is phase four of our

time. This is phase four of our operation.

This is phase four of our operation. You will raid the barrelworks

operation. You will raid the barrelworks and fill the ammunition stores

You will raid the barrelworks and fill the ammunition stores with exploding bands.

and fill the ammunition stores with exploding bands. With the ammo and my army, the

with exploding bands. With the ammo and my army, the apes will be defenceless!

With the ammo and my army, the apes will be defenceless! Especially with that pipsqueak

apes will be defenceless! Especially with that pipsqueak "Didi" at the helm.

Especially with that pipsqueak "Didi" at the helm. (Laughing maniacally)

"Didi" at the helm. (Laughing maniacally) >> CRANKY: So, that spineless

(Laughing maniacally) >> CRANKY: So, that spineless salamander is marching on the

>> CRANKY: So, that spineless salamander is marching on the barrelworks?

salamander is marching on the barrelworks? Hmm.

barrelworks? Hmm. Time for our leader to lead!

Hmm. Time for our leader to lead! (Laughing)

Time for our leader to lead! (Laughing) Blast!

(Laughing) Blast! What was I thinking putting

Blast! What was I thinking putting Diddy's face in the coconut?

What was I thinking putting Diddy's face in the coconut? I flew off the handle.

Diddy's face in the coconut? I flew off the handle. I think I might have been a

I flew off the handle. I think I might have been a little hard on DK.

I think I might have been a little hard on DK. >> Pretty cool you being named

little hard on DK. >> Pretty cool you being named future ruler, Dids.

>> Pretty cool you being named future ruler, Dids. You're the big dude!

future ruler, Dids. You're the big dude! >> Thanks.

You're the big dude! >> Thanks. (Laughing)

>> Thanks. (Laughing) >> So, can I get a big smooch

(Laughing) >> So, can I get a big smooch from the big dude?

>> So, can I get a big smooch from the big dude? >> You mean me?

from the big dude? >> You mean me? >> Sure!

>> You mean me? >> Sure! >> Hey!

>> Sure! >> Hey! Cut it out!

>> Hey! Cut it out! >> Bad timing, Cranky.

Cut it out! >> Bad timing, Cranky. >> K. Rool is marching on the

>> Bad timing, Cranky. >> K. Rool is marching on the barrelworks and you've got to

>> K. Rool is marching on the barrelworks and you've got to get over there!

barrelworks and you've got to get over there! >> Why me?

get over there! >> Why me? >> 'Cause you're the future

>> Why me? >> 'Cause you're the future ruler of Kongo Bongo!

>> 'Cause you're the future ruler of Kongo Bongo! As protector of Kongo Bongo,

ruler of Kongo Bongo! As protector of Kongo Bongo, you're expected to risk your

As protector of Kongo Bongo, you're expected to risk your life at a moment's notice!

you're expected to risk your life at a moment's notice! >> My life?

¶

¶ What do you expect from someone ¶ ¶ Who has never ever ever

someone ¶ ¶ Who has never ever ever been the king before? ¶

¶ Who has never ever ever been the king before? ¶ ¶ Never had to save the day ¶

been the king before? ¶ ¶ Never had to save the day ¶ ¶ Now I've no idea what's

¶ Never had to save the day ¶ ¶ Now I've no idea what's in store ¶

¶ Now I've no idea what's in store ¶ ¶ Second banana's what I am ¶

in store ¶ ¶ Second banana's what I am ¶ ¶ I never thought this job would

¶ Second banana's what I am ¶ ¶ I never thought this job would be full of so much misery ¶

¶ I never thought this job would be full of so much misery ¶ ¶ Second banana's what I know ¶

be full of so much misery ¶ ¶ Second banana's what I know ¶ ¶ I'm just not cut out to be the

¶ Second banana's what I know ¶ ¶ I'm just not cut out to be the hero ¶

¶ I'm just not cut out to be the hero ¶ ¶ Maybe it's a twist of fate ¶

hero ¶ ¶ Maybe it's a twist of fate ¶ ¶ But I could never recreate

¶ Maybe it's a twist of fate ¶ ¶ But I could never recreate the ape he was ¶

¶ But I could never recreate the ape he was ¶ ¶ I'm the tutti to his fruitti ¶

the ape he was ¶ ¶ I'm the tutti to his fruitti ¶ ¶ And the peach to his fuzz ¶

¶ I'm the tutti to his fruitti ¶ ¶ And the peach to his fuzz ¶ ¶ Second banana's what I am ¶

¶ And the peach to his fuzz ¶ ¶ Second banana's what I am ¶ ¶ We made such a perfect team ¶

¶ Second banana's what I am ¶ ¶ We made such a perfect team ¶ ¶ Now I'm all alone it seems ¶

¶ We made such a perfect team ¶ ¶ Now I'm all alone it seems ¶ ¶ Second banana's what I know ¶

¶ Now I'm all alone it seems ¶ ¶ Second banana's what I know ¶ ¶ I'm just not cut out to be the

¶ Second banana's what I know ¶ ¶ I'm just not cut out to be the hero ¶

¶ I'm just not cut out to be the hero ¶ ¶ The hero, the hero ¶

hero ¶ ¶ The hero, the hero ¶ ¶ The hero, the hero ¶

¶ The hero, the hero ¶ ¶ The hero, the hero ¶ ¶ The hero ¶

¶ The hero, the hero ¶ ¶ The hero ¶ (Birds cawing)

¶ The hero ¶ (Birds cawing) >> Hello, sweet Candy!

(Birds cawing) >> Hello, sweet Candy! Now that DK is out of the

>> Hello, sweet Candy! Now that DK is out of the picture, how about a date?

Now that DK is out of the picture, how about a date? >> Forget it, Bluster.

picture, how about a date? >> Forget it, Bluster. What?

>> Forget it, Bluster. What? >> Klump!

What? >> Klump! >> This is a raid!

>> Klump! >> This is a raid! >> A raid?

>> This is a raid! >> A raid? >> Oh, Mommy won't go for this

>> A raid? >> Oh, Mommy won't go for this at all!

>> Oh, Mommy won't go for this at all! >> Forget your mommy, you

at all! >> Forget your mommy, you nitwit!

>> Forget your mommy, you nitwit! Ready, aim, fire!

(Buzzing) >> No! I sure wish DK was here.

>> No! I sure wish DK was here. >> It pains me to admit it, but

I sure wish DK was here. >> It pains me to admit it, but so do I.

>> It pains me to admit it, but so do I. >> How's that for a barrel of

so do I. >> How's that for a barrel of laughs?

>> How's that for a barrel of laughs? (Laughing)

laughs? (Laughing) >> Hold it right there, you pond

(Laughing) >> Hold it right there, you pond gacks!

>> Hold it right there, you pond gacks! As the future ruler of Kongo

gacks! As the future ruler of Kongo Bongo, I order you to scram!

As the future ruler of Kongo Bongo, I order you to scram! >> Ha ha!

Bongo, I order you to scram! >> Ha ha! Look who's here to save the day.

>> Ha ha! Look who's here to save the day. It's the half pint ape.

Look who's here to save the day. It's the half pint ape. Open fire!

It's the half pint ape. Open fire! >> Ee, ow!

Open fire! >> Ee, ow! I'm not edible, I'm not edible!

>> Ee, ow! I'm not edible, I'm not edible! Yikes, yikes!

I'm not edible, I'm not edible! Yikes, yikes! (Screaming)

Yikes, yikes! (Screaming) >> What's up now?

(Screaming) >> What's up now? >> Help, Cranky!

>> What's up now? >> Help, Cranky! Go get DK!

>> Help, Cranky! Go get DK! Get DK!

Go get DK! Get DK! >> Well, I do miss the big lug.

Get DK! >> Well, I do miss the big lug. >> Bananas.

>> Well, I do miss the big lug. >> Bananas. I need bananas!

>> Bananas. I need bananas! (Gasping)

I need bananas! (Gasping) Bananas!

(Gasping) Bananas! Ooh, let me at 'em!

Bananas! Ooh, let me at 'em! Ooh!

Oh no! (Crashing) A banana mirage.

(Crashing) A banana mirage. Life is so unfair.

A banana mirage. Life is so unfair. >> Ah, quit feeling sorry for

Life is so unfair. >> Ah, quit feeling sorry for yourself.

>> Ah, quit feeling sorry for yourself. There's trouble brewing at the

yourself. There's trouble brewing at the barrel factory.

There's trouble brewing at the barrel factory. >> Diddy will take care of it.

barrel factory. >> Diddy will take care of it. >> The pipsqueak is in over his

>> Diddy will take care of it. >> The pipsqueak is in over his head.

>> The pipsqueak is in over his head. You're the only one who can do

head. You're the only one who can do the job!

You're the only one who can do the job! >> But I'm weak, I can't.

the job! >> But I'm weak, I can't. I haven't had any bananas all

>> But I'm weak, I can't. I haven't had any bananas all day!

I haven't had any bananas all day! >> Well--

day! >> Well-- >> Bananas!

>> Well-- >> Bananas! >> I couldn't let you go without

>> Bananas! >> I couldn't let you go without packing you a couple of bananas

>> I couldn't let you go without packing you a couple of bananas for the road.

packing you a couple of bananas for the road. >> Let me at 'em!

for the road. >> Let me at 'em! >> Isn't someone going to save

>> Let me at 'em! >> Isn't someone going to save us?

>> Isn't someone going to save us? >> Fat chance.

us? >> Fat chance. >> Donkey Kong, where are you?

>> Fat chance. >> Donkey Kong, where are you? >> Right here, little buddy.

>> Donkey Kong, where are you? >> Right here, little buddy. >> Donkey Kong?

>> Right here, little buddy. >> Donkey Kong? >> ALL: Donkey Kong!

>> Donkey Kong? >> ALL: Donkey Kong! (Growling)

>> ALL: Donkey Kong! (Growling) >> Easy there, big fella!

(Growling) >> Easy there, big fella! (Chuckling)

>> Easy there, big fella! (Chuckling) >> Boo.

(Chuckling) >> Boo. >> Aah!

>> Boo. >> Aah! Run for your life!

>> Aah! Run for your life! Each lizard for himself!

Run for your life! Each lizard for himself! (Laughing)

Each lizard for himself! (Laughing) >> Atta boy, DK!

(Laughing) >> Atta boy, DK! (Laughing)

>> Atta boy, DK! (Laughing) What a hero!

(Laughing) What a hero! >> CANDY: You're the best, DK!

What a hero! >> CANDY: You're the best, DK! (Cheering)

>> CANDY: You're the best, DK! (Cheering) >> CRANKY: It's not pretty, but

(Cheering) >> CRANKY: It's not pretty, but it's right.

>> CRANKY: It's not pretty, but it's right. >> Oh, I'm glad it's you back in

it's right. >> Oh, I'm glad it's you back in there and not me, DK.

>> Oh, I'm glad it's you back in there and not me, DK. Besides, I'm really a good

there and not me, DK. Besides, I'm really a good second banana.

Besides, I'm really a good second banana. >> Well, the top banana wouldn't

second banana. >> Well, the top banana wouldn't be top banana without his second

>> Well, the top banana wouldn't be top banana without his second banana.

be top banana without his second banana. See, you gotta have the first

banana. See, you gotta have the first banana and then the second

See, you gotta have the first banana and then the second banana.

banana and then the second banana. >> Hey, easy, DK.

banana. >> Hey, easy, DK. That's what got you into trouble

>> Hey, easy, DK. That's what got you into trouble to start with.

That's what got you into trouble to start with. >> You can take the ape out of

to start with. >> You can take the ape out of the jungle--

>> You can take the ape out of the jungle-- >> ALL: But you can't take the

the jungle-- >> ALL: But you can't take the jungle out of the ape!

>> ALL: But you can't take the jungle out of the ape! (All laughing)

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