Original subtitles

[Jungle music playing]

♪ Ooh ♪ Ah ♪ Ooh-ah ♪ Donkey Kong ♪ Hey-oh

♪ Look out, time to go ♪ Here he comes

♪ Banana slamma

♪ Donkey Kong ♪

♪ Ooh ♪ Ah ♪ Ooh-ah, Donkey Kong

♪ Ooh ♪ Ah ♪ Ooh-ah, Donkey Kong ♪ Hey-oh

♪ Look out, time to go ♪ Here he comes

♪ Banana slamma ♪ Kongo Bongo"s hero ♪

♪ Hey-oh ♪ Donkey Kong, let"s go ♪

♪ Let"s go ♪

♪ Here he comes ♪ Banana slamma

[Seagull squawking]

♪

♪ Oh, when I was a young lad,

my father said to me ♪

♪ "Arr, lend and ear and learn

some pirate history" ♪

♪ Once a fearsome pirate

ruled the Seven Seas ♪

♪ He was your great-great-

great-grandpappy Prince Skurvy ♪

♪ He told me tall tales

of his ill-begotten gains ♪

♪ But the greatest treasure of them all

still haunts me to this day ♪

♪ I"ll make you swab the deck

and then I"ll throw you in the brig ♪

♪ I swear I"ll make you walk the plank

to right the wrong you did ♪

♪ The day you mess with Skurvy

oh, you"ll wish you're never born ♪

♪ When the coconut is mine,

then you"ll feel his pirate scorn ♪

♪ He hid it in an idol

where it stayed for many years ♪

♪ But the eye of Inka Dinka Doo

did shed the crystal tear ♪

♪ It lay upon the ground until

much to my surprise ♪

♪ A stupid ape just wandered by

and snatched my treasured prize ♪

♪ He discovered it possessed

extraordinary power ♪

♪ But stealing it from Skurvy

would be his darkest hour ♪

♪ I"ll make you swab the deck

and then I"ll throw you in the brig ♪

♪ I swear I"ll make you walk the plank

to right the wrong you did ♪

♪ The day you mess with Skurvy

oh, you"ll wish you're never born ♪

♪ When the coconut is mine,

then you"ll feel his pirate scorn ♪

♪ When the coconut is mine,

then you"ll feel his pirate scorn ♪

♪

Arrr!

[Bell ringing]

Kongo-ho!

Hmph!

The quiet life.

Nothing ever happens around here.

No one calls me!

No one comes to visit.

[Banging]

Ahh!

[Crashing]

That was close!

In the name of me

great-great-great-grandpappy

Kaptain Skurvy... may maggots

ravage his rotten remains...

Hand over me birthright!

Hand over the Crystal Coconut!

Skurvy?

Kaptain Skurvy, ye dimwitted simian!

Ha, ha, har!

I"m back!

But you"re stranded on a desert island!

You"re lost at sea!

You... you were chomped by sharks!

Aye, but life isn"t all fun and games.

Har, har!

We"ve come back to get what's

rightfully mine.

"We"?

[Growling]

Hand over the coconut, or

we"ll chop ya to bits!

Yeah, chop him to bits!

Chop him to bits!

Four bits, six bits!

Caw!

Easy, easy!

What coconut?

The Crystal Coconut.

Never heard of it.

The coconut me great-great-great-grandpappy

Skurvy stashed on this island.

Sounds to me like you"ve lost

your coconut.

I"m telling you, never heard of it!

Never seen it!

I don"t have it.

Hoo-ha!

Coconut!

Did somebody say coconut?

Caw!

What?

That"s not a coconut.

Open it, now!

But I... I don"t have the

coconut, squid-breath!

Now, get out of my house!

Right this second, or I "ll... I" ll... I...

Yes?

Oops.

[Parrot squawking]

Thar she glows!

What do you know?

How"d that get there?

Well, now that we"ve solved

that pesky little mystery, I"ll

take what"s mine and...

Forget it, barnacle bottom!

Step back, you can"t have it!

Arrr, target practice.

Someone call target practice?

Donkey Kong!

Ha, ha, har!

I"ll blow ya out of the water!

Ugh!

Oh!

Arrr, steady as she goes now.

Ugh!

[Punching, shouting]

Abandon ship!

[K. Rool chuckling]

That"s it!

[Giggling]

Yes!

Oh, splendid orb of power!

You little beauty!

Soon, you"ll be all mine!

Are you comfy, Klump?

Um, no.

This is a very unconventional

way to invade enemy territory.

A way that"s sure to cause me

pain, Your Majesty!

[Chuckling]

Better you than me!

Yes, sir.

Eep!

[Explosion]

Ahhh!

[Crashing]

Whoa, ah, whoa!

One... more... [Gasping]

I got it, I got it!

I got the coconut!

I got it!

[K. Rool laughing]

I got it!

Brilliant!

That was brilliant!

[Laughing]

KLUMP: Get me out of here!

Did you see that?

He was airborne!

Zip, out of here!

With the coconut!

You"ve got to get it back now!

BLUSTER: Oh, Candy!

Yoo-hoo!

Candy, Candy, Candy!

What do you want, Bluster?

Pop quiz: who"s the

handsomest, bravest ape in all

of Kongo Bongo, hmm?

That"s easy.

I go out with him!

It"s Donkey Kong.

Wrong answer, incorrect.

Shall I give you a hint?

No.

I will, anyway.

Don"t bother!

What?

Ah, K. Rool!

Oh!

What do you want, K. Rool?

We are here to seize the factory.

I have the coconut!

Uh-oh!

Mommy!

You"re the master!

[Kissing feet]

The poobah!

[Kissing]

What"s mine is yours,

what"s hers is yours,

what"s yours is yours!

All of it, yours!

Bluster, you spineless worm!

[Laughing]

Well, my little monkey

minion, this is the plan!

Reconfigure the factory,

manufacture exploding barrels,

dozens of them, hundreds of

them, thousands!

I"ll stockpile so much

ammunition, no one will stand in my way!

Now, get to work!

What, me, work?

I never work!

Yes, well, I see your point.

K. ROOL: More!

More exploding barrels!

We"ll blast the apes back to the

Stone Age!

[Laughing]

[Explosions]

[K. Rool laughing]

This is bad, real bad!

You got to get that coconut back, pronto!

How?

I don"t care how!

Just get it back!

[Explosions]

What now?

What a weird day.

I"m telling you, something's in the air.

Barrel bombs!

[Explosions]

[Bluster groaning]

Bomb"s away!

Oh!

Manual labour.

How soul-crushing!

How humiliating!

[Laughing]

Splendid!

It"s perfect!

Soon, all of Kongo Bongo will be

wrapped around my little claw!

My beautiful barrels, reduced

to smithereens!

It"s enough to make a grown ape weep!

[Weeping]

I can"t destroy another!

I can"t!

Oh, move out of the way,

you snivelling simian!

Let me try!

Bomb"s away!

[Laughing maniacally]

Send more down!

More, more!

[Laughing]

Ahem!

Oh, wait your turn!

[Laughing]

DONKEY KONG: It is my turn!

BOTH: Donkey Kong!

Donkey Kong!

Bomb"s away, K. Rool!

Yeah, bomb"s away, you pond gack.

Easy now, let"s not get too

excited, jump to conclusions.

We"re just having a bit of fun.

Couple of laughs?

Yeah, uh, um...

Time for you to take a walk, K. Rool.

And leave the coconut behind

while you"re at it.

I don"t think so.

This is my command performance!

[Explosion]

Whoa!

[Explosions, rumbling]

Quick, to the mine car!

Good diversionary tactic, Your Majesty!

That way!

Over there!

♪

BLUSTER: Oh, Mommy!

We got him, little buddy!

Banana slamma!

Oh, dear!

We"ve got company!

The enemy"s closing in!

Can"t you make this thing go any faster?

I"m trying, but we're at maximum speed!

We"re gaining on them!

Whoa!

If we can make it back to the

factory, we"re home-free!

Oh, dear, this is bad.

If we make it to the factory,

I"m mincemeat, lizard bait!

Oh, yes!

A blunderbuss!

Hold it right there, pond gacks!

Stop this thing and let me go,

or I"ll blow you to bits!

What?

We surrender!

Don"t shoot!

Bluster?

Hey, soldier, look out!

Oof!

Ahh!

Bingo, ha, ha, ha!

Whaa-aaa-aah!

Lunkhead!

Ninny!

Newt!

You tossed the coconut!

B-b-but Your Majesty, we were cornered!

Yikes, Donkey Kong!

I"m coming to get you, lizard lips!

Come get this!

Whoa!!

[Klaptraps chomping]

Whoa!

Toodle-oo!

Uh, bye-bye!

What do we do now, D.K.?

We got to bust a move, little buddy.

We got to get the coconut!

Wait, halt!

Don"t go after them!

What are you talking about?

They got the coconut, Bluster!

Do they?

Are you sure?

Pop quiz: who"s the bravest ape

on Kongo Bongo?

Who"s got the coconut, hmm?

Ta-da!

The coconut?

Bluster?

I-I-I-I don"t get it!

[Knocking loudly]

Cranky, open up!

Go away!

Whatever it is you"re selling,

I"m not buying.

Get a load of this!

We got the coconut!

Nope, not buying.

[Cranky muttering]

Uh, you cold, Cranky?

Let"s go inside and I'll put the

coconut back in its place.

I"m not gonna tell you again!

No coconut, scram!

Uh, I don"t get it.

You tell Diddy and me to get the coconut...

Oh, wait a sec!

I get it, you need a password.

Well, I don"t know the password.

I told you, you can"t come in!

I know, I know!

It"s the Cranky Pokey!

♪ You put your right foot in

♪ And shake it all about

♪ Do the Cranky Pokey

and you turn yourself around ♪

♪ That"s what it's all about ♪

[Donkey and Diddy laughing]

Numbskulls.

[Laughing]

Okay, okay, okay, I did it!

Now, can I put the coconut back?

No!

One more step, ya scallywag,

and I"ll shoot!

Huh?

Oh, you meant "Don"t come in."

Put the coconut down.

I don"t believe this!

Go on, put it down!

You, go get it.

No sudden moves or I"ll whip ya, matey!

All right, men.

We got the booty.

Now, let"s scooty!

Arrr, ha ha!

[Pirates laughing]

I tried to warn ya.

That wasn"t a warning.

It was a convulsion.

We got to get the coconut back!

Again.

♪

And now I have reclaimed the

coconut, I will rule the Six Seas!

[Squawking]

Last I counted, there was seven.

Even better.

♪ Plunder, pillage ♪ Sack and loot

♪ We stole a coconut

from that cranky old coot ♪

[Laughing]

[Airplane engine sputtering]

I don"t see it!

Do you see it?

Let"s go around one more time!

Hey, there it is!

Yup, I see it!

Funky, the ship"s right below us.

Cool, I"ll splash you down

right next to the ship.

[Screaming]

DONKEY KONG: Ugh!

DIDDY: Oh!

Well, almost.

I"m out of here!

[Funky laughing]

♪

Yeesh!

Some splash-down!

Well, we made it.

Barely!

Hey, where is everyone?

Maybe they abandoned ship.

Maybe we caught them by surprise.

SKURVY: Surprise!

Ha, ha, har!

Yikes!

Stowaways!

I don"t like stowaways.

We"re not stowaways!

We"re here for the coconut.

Pirates, then.

Even worse!

What should we do with them, mates?

We"ll deep-six 'em!

We"ll keelhaul them!

Make them walk the plank, squawk!

All of the above!

[Laughing]

Little buddy, looks like we"re in a jam.

You"re not kidding, D.K.

[Pirates laughing]

♪ Pillage, plunder ♪ Sack and steal

♪ Down to the hold

goes the shark"s next meal ♪

[Pirates laughing]

[Chains rattling]

Well, me little guppies,

let"s see you get out of this one!

Har!

[Squawking]

Got you over a barrel!

Caw!

Let us go, Skurvy!

Oh, I"ll let you go.

You will?

Just as soon as I find some

shark-infested waters.

[Laughing]

Yikes, sharks!

Oh, did he say sharks?

Oh, I hate sharks!

Did you say sharks?

Uh, Diddy hates sharks.

Oh, that"s the point, chum.

Chumming for sharks!

Squawk!

[Pirates laughing]

♪ Plunder, pillage ♪ Sack and loot

♪ D.K. fitted for a sharkskin suit ♪

[Laughing]

So long, chums!

Squawk, shark bait, caw!

[Groaning]

It"s useless.

I"m out of gas!

I need bananas.

Hey, yo!

Yeah, you!

Whoa!

Well, what do you call these?

Klaptrap?

No, ding-dong, bananas!

Can you chomp us out of here?

Uh-uh, nada, no how.

Look, got no teeth.

But I"ll make you a deal!

♪

♪ I like the taste of a pirate ship ♪

♪ A yummy boat filled with gold is so hip ♪

♪ Skurvy took my teeth

"cause he's afraid of me ♪

♪ He knows I"ll eat everything I see ♪

♪ I got a deal that you can"t refuse ♪

♪ I got the key ♪ Something you can use

♪ If you don"t help me,

then it looks like we"re beat ♪

♪ Someone get my teeth back ♪ I got to eat

♪

♪ Haven"t had a check-up in a century ♪

♪ I can"t recall a single cavity ♪

♪ Pardon me for frowning

♪ I don"t mean to be rude ♪

♪ Without my teeth,

I"m gumming on my food ♪

♪ That Kaptain Skurvy, man, what a pest ♪

♪ He took my teeth and threw

them in the crow"s nest ♪

♪ If you don"t help me,

then it looks like we"re beat ♪

♪ Someone get my teeth back

♪ Someone get my teeth back ♪ I got to eat!

♪

Look out, you beauties!

Here comes Donkey Kong!

Yo!

[Chomping]

Oh, that"s good.

Ahh!

[Laughing]

A couple of minutes, and

we"ll bust out of here.

D.K. will trounce Skurvy and his

pirates, and we"ll get your

teeth out of the crow"s nest.

[Chuckling]

Really?

I"m feeling good!

I"m about ready to rumble!

Now with Donkey Kong out of

my way, nothing can stop me!

[Door banging]

Except me, squid-face!

Donkey Kong?

Squawk, Donkey Kong?

I"m sorry, did I interrupt something?

Get those knuckle-dragging land-lubbers!

Ahh, here they come!

Oh, boy!

You go right.

I"ll go left.

[Shouting]

Ouch!

I need some back-up here!

Stand still and I"ll back ya!

Whoa, whoa, whoa!

Get him!

Smash him!

What are you waiting for?

I was kidding.

I was kidding!

Whoa!

Donkey Kong!

[Skurvy laughing]

Stop running, and I"ll run you through!

Help!

You were saying?

Banana slamma!

DIDDY: Here"s another one, D.K.!

[Punching, shouting]

Oh, boy, D.K.!

What a hero!

We sure taught them a thing or two.

We got all of them!

[Laughing]

Yup, both of them!

You know what?

Come to think of it, there was a third.

[Skurvy laughing]

Skurvy!

That"s right, mateys!

Now, it"s my little cannon

against little old you!

Let"s see who wins.

Time to split, little buddy.

Whoa!

[Metal crunching, chomping]

[Klaptrap burping]

Ptooey!

[Clanging]

Oh, no, I"m ruined!

That"s right, Skurvy!

I got my teeth back, and there"s

not going to be enough ship left

to pick your teeth with!

[Chomping]

No, my ship!

Look out!

[Ship creaking]

[Seagull squawking]

[Pirates singing weakly]

♪ Plunder, pillage ♪ Sack and loot

SKURVY: Arrr, shut up!

PARROT: Squawk, shut up!

Shut up, shut up, shut up!

Phew, some pleasure cruise!

At least we saved the coconut.

Hey, buddies!

Missed me?

Yikes, Klaptrap?

Uh, you"re not still hungry, are you?

That first course was a little salty.

I"m not in the mood for dessert.

Whew!

Yet!

[Laughing]

♪