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(TV playing faintly)
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What are you doing?
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I'm just really turned on
by this movie.
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Hidden Figures?
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It's about ladies who do math
for the space program.
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I know. Say it again.
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Oh.
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All right, well,
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the one lady just filled up
the chalkboard
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with all sorts of numbers
and fraternity letters.
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(chuckles)
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Mmm. Are her mean male bosses
impressed?
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Yeah, and they're
a little mad about it.
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Yeah, they are.
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-(phone ringing)
-Mm. Terrible timing.
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It must be my mother.
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Yeah, she must have sensed
I was happy.
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Can't it wait an hour?
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An hour?
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I'm building in time
to finish the movie.
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Geez.
(sighs)
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Hello, Mother.
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Katharine, I need you
to go to the store
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-to get me some batteries.
-(steady beeping)
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Why would you need batteries
at 10:00 at night?
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Actually, don't answer that.
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Kat, the rocket's
ready to launch.
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(whispers):
Both rockets.
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I'm sorry, but
my smoke detector is beeping,
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and you know
I can't drive myself.
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(sighs) I suppose
I could shoot it down
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with your father's pistol.
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I'll-I'll be right there.
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Also, I need milk.
You're a dear. Bye.
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(groans)
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Wait, you're really gonna go?
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Yeah. She's losing her eyesight.
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And when they took away
her license,
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I promised I would help her out.
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Okay.
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If you trust me alone
with all these math ladies.
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(scoffs) Very cute.
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You know I'm the only math lady
who can factor your polynomials.
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-Yeah, factor me, baby.
-(laughs)
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Okay, I'll be back soon.
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(door opens, closes)
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What are polynomials?
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-Hello.
-Ah. What took you so long?
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What did you do to your hair?
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Did you drive here
with your head out the window?
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This is just my normal hair,
Mother.
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And before you ask, yes,
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this is what I wore
to the store.
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Here's your milk and batteries.
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Where's the smoke detector?
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Oh, funny story.
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It wasn't
the smoke detector beeping.
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It was the freezer.
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-What?
-The door was open.
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I didn't even know it beeped.
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My fault
for not buying American.
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Wonder where she put that gun.
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♪ Me, oh, my, oh, my, oh, me ♪
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♪ Nothin' wrong with you
but I'd rather be me. ♪
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Hey, y'all.
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(imitating):
Hey, y'all.
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Sorry. We just spent five hours
running errands with my mother,
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and I think maybe
Max has hit his limit.
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An hour of looking at birthday
cards for her friend Elaine,
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who she-- and I quote--
"isn't a big fan of,"
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and, "Shoulders back, Max.
Somebody here might know me,"
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end quote.
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I haven't gotten a birthday card
from my mother since I was 12.
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It said,
"My condolences, Steve."
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I kept it.
It means a lot to me.
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Really? Your mom always sends me
a birthday card.
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I got a random one last week
that just said,
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"I'm proud of you."
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PHIL:
Oh, everybody be cool.
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My crush is here. Quick.
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Laugh like I said
something funny.
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(laughter)
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Oh, Phil, jumbo shrimp.
Which is it?!
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(chuckles):
Oh, hey, Jalen.
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I didn't realize you walked in
while I was amusing my friends.
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-Hey, everyone.
-Hi.
-Hey.
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Hi, I'm Max, nice to meet you.
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Okay, enough of that.
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Straight people, am I right?
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Uh, I'm Kat. I'm straight, too,
but I'm cool.
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-Eh.
-(chuckles)
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I just wanted to drop by
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and invite you all
to my drag show tonight.
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-Oh!
-Got to show the boss
I can put asses in seats,
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especially cute asses.
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All right, I'll be there.
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I don't think he meant you.
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Uh, okay.
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(groans)
Got to get back to court.
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Trying a case,
and it might be a hung jury,
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but not the kind I like.
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(laughs):
Hung jury, that's funny.
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Okay, tone it down there,
Stretch.
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Well, I hope to see you all
tonight.
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KAT AND RANDI:
Bye.
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Damn, Phil, a hot younger man
who's also a lawyer?
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My boyfriend farts in the car
and locks the windows.
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(laughs) Hot box.
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(phone ringing)
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-Oh. My mother.
-No, don't answer it.
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-Don't.
-No, it could be
something important.
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Maybe she's calling
to tell me she's proud of me.
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It might be
something important.
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Hello.
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I lost my sunglasses
while we were out today.
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I need you to find them.
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M-Mother, I-I gave you
my whole morning.
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I have a life, too.
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Attagirl. Put it out
into the world,
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and it will come true.
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Please?
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(sighs)
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I suppose Max and I could
retrace our steps later.
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You're a dear,
I really appreciate this.
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Also, I need vodka.
Not that cheap stuff you like.
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Okay, bye.
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I thought
tonight was date night.
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We were gonna watch Life of Pi.
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It's about math.
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(chuckles) It's not about math.
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That's the boy's name.
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I hate this day.
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And then I said, "You can't
put that in my mouth."
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-Oh.
-(laughter)
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All right, baby,
I don't want you to get jealous,
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but gay guys got a queer eye
for this straight guy.
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What? That doesn't surprise me.
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You have the looks
of Michael B. Jordan
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and the arms of Michelle Obama.
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Hey, girl. (laughs)
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Where'd you buy those boobs?
I need to go shopping.
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(laughs):
Got her! They are big!
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I'm so sorry, honey.
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-You need to be this tall
to ride the ride.
-(laughs)
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But you are the perfect height
to service it.
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Oh! Well, I do got
the right tool for that job.
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-(laughter)
-All right, I'm next.
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Now, remember, no jealousy.
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Is it gonna be my hair, my body,
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my impossible-to-nail-down age?
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Oh, no, stop.
I am so jealous.
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Never in my 30 to 45 years
have I been ignored like that.
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(laughs)
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(gasps) Hey, guys, here she is,
Queen Dicktoria.
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-(chuckles): Oh.
-Uh-oh.
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It looks like
your queen has a lot of fans.
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Or are they waving at you,
Carter?
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Oh, no, I'm just a groupie.
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It's Elton John all over again.
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"Tiny Dancer," that was me.
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Hello, Mother,
we found your sunglasses.
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Oh, she must be asleep,
let's go get our math movie on.
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(whispers):
I have to pee.
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Pee in a bush.
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It's the only reason I came in.
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SHEILA:
Katharine, is that you?
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Yep.
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Oh, I thought I heard you.
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If you'd stuck with ballet,
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you wouldn't have
that plodding gait.
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She has fat feet.
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I have flat feet.
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-Both can be true.
-(Max chuckles)
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-We found your sunglasses.
-Oh.
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Yeah. They were not
at the doctor's office,
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so we also checked
the nail salon, the mall,
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the blow-dry bar,
and then I had Max drive,
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which turned out
to be a smart thing,
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because do you know
where I found your sunglasses?
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Katharine, just land the plane.
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Side pocket of
the passenger door.
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Did you try these on?
They seem bent.
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Max, let's go.
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Yoga's at 7:00 tomorrow,
be here by 6:30.
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What? No. No. I cannot
take you to yoga tomorrow.
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Well, if it's too much trouble
to help your mother,
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I understand.
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No, no, it's fine.
I'll-I'll be here at 6:30.
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Make it 6:15,
you'll have to parallel park,
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and I know you need
a couple shots at that.
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(Kat sighs)
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Sheila, yeah, maybe
you should try to find
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another way to get to yoga.
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I think Kat needs a break.
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Oh, you heard her, she's fine.
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I think she's just saying that
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'cause she doesn't want
to disappoint you.
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(scoffs) Since when?
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If she keeps having
to drop everything to help you,
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she's gonna crack.
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You have no idea how much
I hate depending on people.
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Yeah, that's got to be so hard.
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I can't even imag--
I'm sorry, I really got to pee.
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(laughter)
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I spent 15 minutes at the bar,
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and the only person
that talked to me said,
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"Are you the guy
who played Urkel?"
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(imitating Urkel):
I did not do that.
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Baby, settle down, it's okay.
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(regular voice):
It's not okay.
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I did 300 squats today.
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I mean, I came in here
dragging a wagon,
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and not one person
asked for a ride.
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DAME BOOTY CLENCH
(British accent):
Our final act of the night
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swings the biggest scepter
in Tuckingham Palace.
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Please welcome
the spoiled royal,
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Queen Dicktoria.
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(applause, cheering)
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Time to cheer along
with my sister wives.
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("Big Spender" playing)
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♪ The minute you walked
in the joint ♪
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♪ I could see you were
a man of distinction ♪
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♪ A real big spender ♪
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♪ You're good-looking,
so refined ♪
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♪ Say, wouldn't you like ♪
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♪ To know what's going on
in my mind? ♪
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♪ So let me get right
to the point ♪
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♪ I don't pop my cork
for every man I see ♪
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-♪ Hey, big spender ♪
-♪ Hey, big spender ♪
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♪ Spend ♪
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♪ A little time with me. ♪
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Oh, that is so sweet.
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Suck it, hoes,
I'm her favorite.
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Whoa, how late were y'all out
last night?
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I got in at 4:00.
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Jalen's friends wanted
to go to a club after.
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-I'm gonna go lay down.
-Wait, in my bed?
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Don't worry, I'll keep
my drawers on this time.
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-Oh, no.
-Oh.
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-Hello, all.
-Morning, Sheila.
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If you're looking for Kat,
she's, uh, at the zoo.
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Yeah, yeah, she at the zoo.
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So, she didn't just duck behind
the counter when I came in?
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No. No duck.
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But you know
where there are ducks?
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At the zoo where she at.
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Well, if you see her,
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tell her that
I'm not going to ask her
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to do anything for me
anymore.
250
00:10:13,827 --> 00:10:15,865
-Hello, Mother.
-Oh.
251
00:10:15,898 --> 00:10:17,635
Why'd you say I was at the zoo?
252
00:10:17,702 --> 00:10:19,138
I was just...
I was just seeing
253
00:10:19,238 --> 00:10:21,776
if the, uh, counter is still
connected to the floor.
254
00:10:21,810 --> 00:10:24,782
Breaking news, it is. (laughs)
255
00:10:24,849 --> 00:10:26,418
Well, I have news, too.
256
00:10:26,485 --> 00:10:29,893
I found something that's gonna
make both of our lives easier.
257
00:10:29,959 --> 00:10:32,063
Just land the plane, Mother.
258
00:10:32,130 --> 00:10:37,140
I'm thinking of moving into
an active senior community.
259
00:10:37,240 --> 00:10:38,176
What?
260
00:10:38,276 --> 00:10:39,779
It's called Valley Hills.
261
00:10:39,879 --> 00:10:43,119
Imagine the Four Seasons
meets Eyes Wide Shut
262
00:10:43,186 --> 00:10:44,522
with dinner at 4:30.
263
00:10:44,589 --> 00:10:47,060
Ooh, how old do you have to be
to live there?
264
00:10:47,093 --> 00:10:48,997
What-what,
are you gonna sell the house?
265
00:10:49,064 --> 00:10:50,968
I'd have to.
I'm on a fixed income,
266
00:10:51,001 --> 00:10:53,139
and my only daughter
runs a business
267
00:10:53,206 --> 00:10:56,478
that's increasingly difficult
to explain.
268
00:10:56,580 --> 00:10:58,584
It's the cats.
Nobody gets the damn cats.
269
00:10:58,650 --> 00:11:00,554
Everybody loves the cats!
270
00:11:01,121 --> 00:11:03,961
Look, I-I know
I complained about yesterday,
271
00:11:04,027 --> 00:11:05,798
but I really don't mind
helping you out.
272
00:11:05,865 --> 00:11:07,568
But there's a lot of upsides
to this.
273
00:11:07,635 --> 00:11:10,608
They have a lovely spa,
three restaurants,
274
00:11:10,674 --> 00:11:13,514
and a complimentary shuttle
that doesn't whine
275
00:11:13,580 --> 00:11:15,985
if I want to stop at Pier 1.
276
00:11:16,051 --> 00:11:19,324
You don't need more wind chimes.
277
00:11:20,226 --> 00:11:22,397
Just, I can't believe
you're gonna sell the house.
278
00:11:22,430 --> 00:11:24,802
This is a lot to process
right now.
279
00:11:24,869 --> 00:11:28,777
Kat, we're out of conditioner.
280
00:11:31,583 --> 00:11:33,987
Ooh, if I prepay the first year,
281
00:11:34,054 --> 00:11:36,760
they'll throw in
the premium liquor package.
282
00:11:36,826 --> 00:11:38,062
(chuckles):
Oh, Valley Hills.
283
00:11:38,129 --> 00:11:41,135
I am about to wreck
your bottom line.
284
00:11:41,235 --> 00:11:44,609
You're not seriously
considering that dump, are you?
285
00:11:44,676 --> 00:11:45,945
I enjoyed the tour.
286
00:11:46,011 --> 00:11:47,615
And I can get
a room with a balcony,
287
00:11:47,682 --> 00:11:51,188
if Mr. Murray's heart surgery
doesn't go well.
288
00:11:52,424 --> 00:11:54,662
You are not gonna like it there.
289
00:11:54,729 --> 00:11:56,031
You're gonna end up in a room
290
00:11:56,098 --> 00:11:57,969
next to some guy
with an oxygen tank.
291
00:11:58,035 --> 00:11:59,505
You'll nickname him Wheezy.
292
00:11:59,606 --> 00:12:02,177
Then after one too many
at Merlot Monday,
293
00:12:02,244 --> 00:12:04,616
you'll be like, "Hey, Wheezy,
let's spark up a doobie."
294
00:12:04,716 --> 00:12:06,185
And then, boom.
295
00:12:06,285 --> 00:12:09,157
Wheezy's toupee lights up like
a menorah on the eighth night.
296
00:12:09,258 --> 00:12:12,063
I'm not befriending
anyone with a toupee,
297
00:12:12,130 --> 00:12:14,736
but the rest of that story
sounded fun.
298
00:12:15,336 --> 00:12:17,975
Yeah, fine. Sell the house,
move in there.
299
00:12:18,042 --> 00:12:19,913
But when you realize
that this was a huge mistake,
300
00:12:19,979 --> 00:12:22,317
you are not coming to live
with me.
301
00:12:22,384 --> 00:12:23,419
Promise?
302
00:12:24,221 --> 00:12:25,991
I-I'm serious.
303
00:12:26,058 --> 00:12:27,762
I think this is a bad idea.
304
00:12:27,828 --> 00:12:30,466
-You are gonna hate
being with all those old people.
-It's not your decision.
305
00:12:30,534 --> 00:12:34,876
I'm doing it, and I don't
really care if you approve.
306
00:12:34,943 --> 00:12:37,380
-Fine.
-Fine.
307
00:12:39,484 --> 00:12:42,357
Huh. Look at that. A Pier 1.
308
00:12:42,424 --> 00:12:44,461
(chuckles) Not gonna stop.
309
00:12:46,498 --> 00:12:49,237
-When were y'all gonna tell me?
-All right, all right.
310
00:12:49,304 --> 00:12:52,812
Al Roker didn't write you
that letter, I did.
311
00:12:52,878 --> 00:12:54,047
I'm talking about my body.
312
00:12:54,147 --> 00:12:56,586
I put on some pounds,
let myself go.
313
00:12:56,686 --> 00:12:58,222
Wait, you wrote that letter?
314
00:12:58,322 --> 00:13:00,961
So he's not coming here
to play pickleball with me?
315
00:13:01,763 --> 00:13:02,932
What are you talking about,
you put on pounds?
316
00:13:02,999 --> 00:13:05,303
I love your body.
317
00:13:06,973 --> 00:13:10,046
No, I'm doubling down,
I love your body.
318
00:13:11,081 --> 00:13:13,085
Wait, are you still mad
that a room full of gay men
319
00:13:13,185 --> 00:13:15,156
didn't sexually harass you?
320
00:13:15,256 --> 00:13:16,760
It makes no sense.
321
00:13:16,826 --> 00:13:18,930
My personality?
Sparkling.
322
00:13:19,031 --> 00:13:20,400
My hair? On point.
323
00:13:20,500 --> 00:13:24,007
My eyes? You need a lifeguard
or you'll drown in 'em.
324
00:13:24,107 --> 00:13:27,915
Your vanity? Astounding.
Your self-esteem? Misguided.
325
00:13:27,982 --> 00:13:30,386
She doesn't see what I see.
326
00:13:31,355 --> 00:13:36,365
Sorry, I overslept,
and I can't find my drawers.
327
00:13:36,432 --> 00:13:38,035
You go out again last night?
328
00:13:38,102 --> 00:13:41,108
Jalen and I closed down
a dueling piano bar.
329
00:13:41,175 --> 00:13:44,114
It was like yours, but
there were tons of people there.
330
00:13:44,214 --> 00:13:47,855
Could've just said
you went to a bar, man.
331
00:13:47,955 --> 00:13:49,625
-(beeping)
-What the hell?
332
00:13:49,692 --> 00:13:50,928
My brownies!
333
00:13:50,994 --> 00:13:53,834
Just so you know,
I see you, too.
334
00:14:02,484 --> 00:14:04,287
Oh, my poor brownies.
335
00:14:04,321 --> 00:14:08,362
And how in the world did
my drawers end up in the oven?
336
00:14:08,462 --> 00:14:10,033
I know you like Jalen,
337
00:14:10,099 --> 00:14:11,970
but you're gonna have
to take a night off.
338
00:14:12,037 --> 00:14:15,143
I can't. Jalen has
a lot of men after him.
339
00:14:15,209 --> 00:14:17,882
And if I'm not there,
he'll be hounded
340
00:14:17,948 --> 00:14:21,088
by that hussy
Allen from LensCrafters.
341
00:14:21,155 --> 00:14:23,159
Jalen will still like you
342
00:14:23,225 --> 00:14:25,129
if he finds out
your bedtime is 9:30.
343
00:14:25,196 --> 00:14:27,668
9:30? Maybe if I did cocaine.
344
00:14:27,735 --> 00:14:29,204
CARTER:
Hey, Randi, is this sexy?
345
00:14:29,304 --> 00:14:31,609
I want to take a picture
for Phil's friends.
346
00:14:32,410 --> 00:14:35,416
Chin up. Flex a little.
347
00:14:35,517 --> 00:14:36,586
No.
348
00:14:37,855 --> 00:14:39,692
I got you. I know your angles.
349
00:14:39,759 --> 00:14:41,395
(high-pitched scream)
350
00:14:42,765 --> 00:14:45,036
-(line rings, beeps)
-Hey, it's Sheila.
351
00:14:45,103 --> 00:14:46,840
Leave a message after the beep.
352
00:14:46,906 --> 00:14:50,179
-And stay frosty.
-(beeps)
353
00:14:50,246 --> 00:14:52,083
Hello, Mother,
this is Katharine.
354
00:14:52,150 --> 00:14:54,221
This is message number seven.
355
00:14:54,321 --> 00:14:56,659
Please listen to them in order.
356
00:14:56,726 --> 00:14:58,462
When you start
cleaning out my room,
357
00:14:58,563 --> 00:15:01,803
do not throw away
my Best at Algebra trophy
358
00:15:01,870 --> 00:15:04,107
or my Most Improved
Hall Monitor award.
359
00:15:04,174 --> 00:15:06,513
Cost me three weeks' allowance
to get those made.
360
00:15:06,646 --> 00:15:08,683
Don't forget
your homemade Grammy
361
00:15:08,750 --> 00:15:12,023
for your "Tattling
Gets a Bad Rap" rap.
362
00:15:12,925 --> 00:15:14,327
(chuckles):
Dad?
363
00:15:14,394 --> 00:15:16,866
♪ It's not uncool
to know the rules ♪
364
00:15:16,933 --> 00:15:18,169
♪ To tell the teacher ♪
365
00:15:18,235 --> 00:15:19,872
BOTH:
♪ On those fools. ♪
366
00:15:19,939 --> 00:15:21,275
(laughs)
367
00:15:21,375 --> 00:15:23,279
It's really good to see you,
how are you doing?
368
00:15:23,379 --> 00:15:27,922
Well, you know,
not bad for being dead.
369
00:15:28,557 --> 00:15:30,761
What's up with you, kiddo?
370
00:15:30,828 --> 00:15:32,430
Oh, a lot.
371
00:15:32,464 --> 00:15:34,000
I've got a boyfriend.
372
00:15:34,100 --> 00:15:35,971
The café's doing really well.
373
00:15:36,071 --> 00:15:37,240
Mom's selling the house
374
00:15:37,340 --> 00:15:39,177
'cause I didn't want
to take her to yoga.
375
00:15:39,244 --> 00:15:40,379
I know.
376
00:15:40,514 --> 00:15:42,317
You bought that house
when you guys got married.
377
00:15:42,417 --> 00:15:43,452
I grew up there.
378
00:15:43,553 --> 00:15:44,922
It was a great house.
379
00:15:44,989 --> 00:15:47,026
She says she wants to move
into a retirement home.
380
00:15:47,093 --> 00:15:49,966
Good news is, she'll get
that room with a balcony.
381
00:15:50,032 --> 00:15:52,571
I have inside information.
382
00:15:52,638 --> 00:15:54,107
You've got to stop her, Dad.
383
00:15:54,174 --> 00:15:56,111
Haunt the crap out of her.
384
00:15:56,178 --> 00:15:58,282
Let me ask you a question.
385
00:15:58,349 --> 00:16:01,523
Are you sure what you're
upset about is the house?
386
00:16:02,157 --> 00:16:03,527
Yeah, I don't want
her selling it.
387
00:16:03,593 --> 00:16:06,766
Plus, Mom doesn't belong
in a place like that,
388
00:16:06,866 --> 00:16:08,670
with all those old people.
389
00:16:08,737 --> 00:16:10,039
Kat.
390
00:16:10,139 --> 00:16:11,943
Your mother is getting older.
391
00:16:12,845 --> 00:16:14,147
And if you tell her I said that,
392
00:16:14,247 --> 00:16:16,385
I will haunt
the crap out of you.
393
00:16:16,485 --> 00:16:20,059
I just still see her
as the young, vibrant woman
394
00:16:20,159 --> 00:16:22,998
who packed cigarettes in my
lunch so I could make friends.
395
00:16:23,065 --> 00:16:25,403
(laughs) And then you turned her
in to the principal
396
00:16:25,504 --> 00:16:28,777
and gave yourself
a citizenship award.
397
00:16:28,877 --> 00:16:32,016
Just, those senior
communities are
398
00:16:32,083 --> 00:16:34,321
usually the last stop before...
399
00:16:35,323 --> 00:16:39,497
Just, I don't even want
to think about it.
400
00:16:41,435 --> 00:16:43,239
It's possible
you're not the only one
401
00:16:43,305 --> 00:16:45,711
having a hard time with this.
402
00:16:47,882 --> 00:16:51,388
Yeah. You're right.
403
00:16:55,229 --> 00:16:57,568
Hey, you should be wearing
a seat belt.
404
00:16:58,235 --> 00:16:59,939
What's gonna happen?
405
00:17:00,006 --> 00:17:02,410
(scoffs)
406
00:17:03,412 --> 00:17:05,149
Are these
your mother's sunglasses?
407
00:17:05,216 --> 00:17:07,588
-Oh, son of a bitch.
-Kat.
408
00:17:07,655 --> 00:17:10,326
♪ When you hear
a good friend cuss ♪
409
00:17:10,459 --> 00:17:12,631
♪ The thing you got to do is
make a fuss ♪
410
00:17:12,731 --> 00:17:15,303
-(beatboxing)
-♪ Tell the teacher
'cause that ain't cool ♪
411
00:17:15,403 --> 00:17:16,839
♪ And get
that cussing kid sent ♪
412
00:17:16,906 --> 00:17:18,910
BOTH:
♪ Home from school. ♪
413
00:17:18,977 --> 00:17:21,081
(laughing)
414
00:17:21,215 --> 00:17:24,087
Oh, Dad. I really...
415
00:17:28,362 --> 00:17:30,132
...miss you.
416
00:17:32,571 --> 00:17:33,472
-Hi.
-Oh.
417
00:17:33,573 --> 00:17:35,243
What are you doing here?
418
00:17:35,343 --> 00:17:38,315
Oh, you, uh, left
your sunglasses in my car again.
419
00:17:38,382 --> 00:17:39,752
I was leaving them for you.
420
00:17:39,819 --> 00:17:43,025
Your big Charlie Brown head
stretched them out.
421
00:17:43,125 --> 00:17:45,129
What do we have here?
422
00:17:45,162 --> 00:17:46,733
(chuckles):
Oh, yep.
423
00:17:46,799 --> 00:17:49,170
You really stole the spotlight
at my bat mitzvah, didn't you?
424
00:17:49,237 --> 00:17:50,908
You started rapping.
425
00:17:50,974 --> 00:17:54,114
I had to show some skin
to distract people.
426
00:17:54,916 --> 00:17:55,517
(sighs)
427
00:17:55,617 --> 00:17:58,355
Look, I'm sorry about earlier.
428
00:17:59,558 --> 00:18:01,261
I got you this.
429
00:18:01,361 --> 00:18:05,771
Oh, Katharine,
that's so thoughtful.
430
00:18:05,837 --> 00:18:07,775
(chiming)
431
00:18:07,841 --> 00:18:08,977
Oh.
432
00:18:09,044 --> 00:18:10,847
They're for your new place.
433
00:18:10,914 --> 00:18:12,885
Thank you. (chuckles)
434
00:18:12,985 --> 00:18:15,323
Is the receipt in the bag?
435
00:18:15,389 --> 00:18:18,395
Look, if, if Valley Hills
is what you want,
436
00:18:18,495 --> 00:18:21,001
-I support you 100%.
-(scoffs)
437
00:18:21,068 --> 00:18:24,207
Of course it's not what I want.
438
00:18:24,274 --> 00:18:27,982
I wanted to grow old here
with my husband.
439
00:18:28,048 --> 00:18:30,086
I wanted to have perfect vision.
440
00:18:30,152 --> 00:18:33,359
I wanted to have
many grandbabies.
441
00:18:33,459 --> 00:18:36,899
I'm sorry things have not
worked out the way you planned.
442
00:18:36,966 --> 00:18:38,637
And you're right,
I have not given you
443
00:18:38,737 --> 00:18:39,905
any grandbabies yet,
444
00:18:40,006 --> 00:18:41,809
but I have given you
many grand-kittens.
445
00:18:41,876 --> 00:18:46,519
Oh, Katharine, you always know
the exact wrong thing to say.
446
00:18:48,523 --> 00:18:50,459
Wherever you go,
447
00:18:50,527 --> 00:18:53,900
whatever you need,
I'll be here.
448
00:18:55,002 --> 00:18:56,572
Thank you.
449
00:18:57,574 --> 00:19:00,947
I know I don't tell you this
enough,
450
00:19:01,048 --> 00:19:04,187
but I raised
a wonderful daughter.
451
00:19:09,264 --> 00:19:10,701
You know, um,
452
00:19:10,767 --> 00:19:13,707
Valley Hills is known for
its robust theater program.
453
00:19:13,773 --> 00:19:15,610
Maybe we could finally star
in Gypsy.
454
00:19:15,711 --> 00:19:19,618
Again,
the exact wrong thing to say.
455
00:19:24,862 --> 00:19:26,064
-Hey, everyone.
-Hi.
456
00:19:26,164 --> 00:19:27,200
-So glad you made it.
-Hey.
457
00:19:27,333 --> 00:19:29,070
-Oh, you look beautiful.
-Aw.
458
00:19:29,204 --> 00:19:30,574
I loved your song.
459
00:19:30,640 --> 00:19:35,216
I've never seen anybody twerk
to Sinatra before.
460
00:19:35,316 --> 00:19:37,420
Well, you know,
"I did it my way."
461
00:19:37,521 --> 00:19:39,057
(laughter)
462
00:19:39,124 --> 00:19:40,426
Phil, I need to talk to you.
463
00:19:40,493 --> 00:19:42,598
Oh, is that bitch Allen
from LensCrafters here?
464
00:19:42,731 --> 00:19:46,304
-You've seen his overbite,
haven't you?
-(chuckles)
465
00:19:48,308 --> 00:19:50,614
Listen, I got to be honest.
466
00:19:50,680 --> 00:19:52,885
Going out every night
is killing me.
467
00:19:52,985 --> 00:19:54,087
What?
468
00:19:54,120 --> 00:19:56,759
I know you're kind of
a party animal.
469
00:19:56,826 --> 00:20:01,234
(laughs):
Well, true dat, as you kids say.
470
00:20:01,301 --> 00:20:02,671
And Queen Dicktoria is, too,
471
00:20:02,738 --> 00:20:06,445
but, well, Jalen is more of
a homebody.
472
00:20:06,512 --> 00:20:08,550
His idea of a good time
is an Aperol Spritz
473
00:20:08,616 --> 00:20:10,821
and a couple episodes
of Love Island.
474
00:20:10,921 --> 00:20:14,795
(sighs)
Fake tans, real drama?
475
00:20:14,862 --> 00:20:16,264
Sign me up.
476
00:20:16,364 --> 00:20:18,770
Thank you for understanding.
477
00:20:18,903 --> 00:20:24,047
Please, I'd be happy
doing anything with you.
478
00:20:24,147 --> 00:20:25,717
Me, too.
479
00:20:31,194 --> 00:20:33,165
(giggles softly)
480
00:20:33,900 --> 00:20:38,008
Oh, girl, save some Botox
for the rest of us.
481
00:20:38,075 --> 00:20:39,477
I'm actually laughing.
482
00:20:39,545 --> 00:20:42,350
You just can't tell
because my eyebrows don't move.
483
00:20:42,450 --> 00:20:45,991
(laughs) Oh,
and who's this handsome devil?
484
00:20:46,091 --> 00:20:47,895
Me? I'm handsome?
485
00:20:47,961 --> 00:20:51,702
Is that your usual haircut
or are you just happy to see me?
486
00:20:51,769 --> 00:20:53,673
Aw, Dame Booty Clench,
487
00:20:53,740 --> 00:20:56,546
you just made
a young-to-middle-aged man's
488
00:20:56,646 --> 00:20:58,015
dream come true.
489
00:20:59,350 --> 00:21:00,687
And this one.
490
00:21:00,754 --> 00:21:03,960
Oh, whatever you're gonna
say, my mother's beat you to it.
491
00:21:05,062 --> 00:21:06,131
♪ ♪
492
00:21:06,198 --> 00:21:07,701
♪ Hey ♪
493
00:21:08,736 --> 00:21:10,372
♪ Uh-huh ♪
494
00:21:10,907 --> 00:21:12,611
♪ All right ♪
495
00:21:14,047 --> 00:21:15,584
♪ I'm gon' do what I want ♪
496
00:21:15,684 --> 00:21:17,721
♪ Do the crime,
don't get caught ♪
497
00:21:17,821 --> 00:21:21,529
♪ 'Cause I'm breaking
all the rules today ♪
498
00:21:21,596 --> 00:21:23,633
♪ Don't try so hard ♪
499
00:21:23,733 --> 00:21:27,741
♪ Do what I feel,
they ain't stoppin' me ♪
500
00:21:29,377 --> 00:21:31,849
♪ Can you keep up with me? ♪
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