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-Uh. Ugh.

Come on.

Almost.

-Ah! Got ya! -Don't listen to Nai Nai.

You won't be banished from the dumpling union

for taking one sick day!

Feel better!

-Something wrong? -I'm in a bind.

Our delivery girl just called out sick for the first shift.

Plus, I have to prep the weekend dough,

renegotiate the pork price, update the system,

hide the fact that I'm updating the system from Nai Nai,

run to the bank and--

-Well, I can take the morning shift.

-Really? I mean... you don't have to.

Today's your first orchestra rehearsal of the season,

and I know you're looking forward to it.

You should practice.

-It's our family business, and I am part of this family.

-Well, if you're sure, then... thank you.

Nai Nai's Dumpling Shop.

-Why are you still here? It's cabbage day.

-Wait, what? -You know, the one day a week

you can buy the best cabbages from the market,

so we can make the best dumplings.

-I'm very aware of the importance of cabbage day, Nai Nai.

I just-- I thought it was tomorrow.

-I don't control the cabbage or that indecisive cabbage man.

Why do the worstpeople have the bestcabbages?

Fine, I'll go. Get my sword!

-Oh, no, no, no, no. No need for the sword again.

Cabbage day is my responsibility.

-Twenty heads. Only the best.

-I can do this.

It's only delivery work, cabbage work, and violin... work.

Yeah. This-- This will work.

What the-- Please don't let it be a giant, face-eating spider.

It's... one of Morty's babies?

-Based on my previous,

less-than-stellar experience with Morty,

we need to get this baby home before she ruins our lives

and makes my mom guilt me even more

that my aunt had to postpone her double bunion surgery

to see me at my white-coat ceremony that I wasn't even at!

-It's not her fault.

Mini-Morty is more than her dad's mistakes, Jin.

-We are not calling the baby Mi--

-Too late! She looked up when I said her name.

Changing it now would confuse her.

YI AND PENG: Aww.

-Jin's right. We need to find Morty and return the baby.

-Ahem. Babyhas a name now.

-Mini-Morty. Because it's the right thing to do.

And definitely not because of Jin's weird grudge

-against a poor, defenseless creature. -What!

Isn't that right? Yes, it is. Yes, it is.

-Did you know baby talk will stunt her social development?

-I don't know, my mom still talks to me that way,

and the only thing that's stunted is my height.

Do you think it's the baby talk?

-Let's just get Mini-Morty home.

-I didn't really get a chance to study Morty

because I was a little... invisible.

But if I can figure out what species Mini-Morty is,

then I can locate the type of environment

where a creature of that species could live.

-While I can't do that, I canbe the cool older brother

that protects her from bullies and sharks!

-And I can--

Sorry, it's-- it's my mom, I'm late for--

I-- I gotta go to work. Can you two watch the baby?

And-- And find out where her family is?

And keep her out of trouble?

And don't let anyone tell her

that being a classically trained musician

is not a viable career path.

'Cause it is.

And as soon as I get back, we'll take her home, okay? Okay.

-We are legal guardians now!

What should we do... legally?

-Let's get started.

Neonate creature

appears to have a high sneeze threshold.

-Whoa! -Oh.

No, disregard last statement.

But her sputum seems to have the same invisibility properties

as her parents.

Will follow up after more tests.

-Ow! Aah.

-Subject has excellent reflexes and a good sense of humor.

May share common ancestry with the domestic cat.

Baby's speed and strength are off the charts for her age!

I have, like, five books in there!

That I need for school! Aah!

It seems the baby responds very well to playtime.

Even though this is sonot a game!

-Aah!

-Heaviest boxes on bottom,

then bags sprinkled on top, then bags sprinkled on top,

just like the scallions on a perfect plate of spicy wontons.

Take the bungee.

You can never be too safe when dumplings are involved.

-No, it's okay, Nai Nai. I've got a whole system.

Why?

NAI NAI: Hmph. Should've used the bungee.

-This yours?

-Oh, you found it! Look what we've been working on.

Everest has some competition for power forward.

-What happened to keeping her out of trouble

and finding her family?

-We may have gotten slightly distracted.

But our experiments did yield some enlightening discoveries

-regarding her-- -Experiments? On a baby?

-It was Jin's idea!

-It was just to help us figure out where her home is!

Besides, it was all very standard.

Nothing a doctor wouldn't test a human on.

-There was some blood-- -But it was notthe baby's.

-No, no. That's it. I'm taking full custody.

Just find her home.

So we can take you there. Yes, we will.

Now, who wants to help deliver dumplings?

You do?

Who's the best magical creature? You are!

Only 20 minutes behind. We'll make it up. Easy.

-Thank you for your business.

-Enjoy your dumplings!

-Uh... I didn't order any dumplings.

-Thank you for your business!

We did it, Mini-Morty. You were such a good gir--

Mini-Morty?

Uh, sorry, you-- you don't want to eat this.

Not that our food is bad-- It's great. It-- Jus--

Your next order is onthe house. Thanks for understanding. Bye!

-Fast reflexes. Above average intelligence.

Uh, enjoys pranks.

Powerful hind legs and powerful front legs.

And... enter. Hmm?

System's telling me that Morty and Mini-Morty

are either large otters or tiny bears!

-Ooh, medium otter-bears!

-Yikes, you're gonna need a high-quality detangler

and maybe some extensions once that chunk rips out.

-You okay? You seem... not okay.

-Well, on our trip, Mini-Morty wanted to play hide-and-seek

in the takeout orders!

Then she stole a stuffed panda from a child.

Oh, and she had to use the bathroom. Five times. In my backpack!

Maybe she's better off being in one place for a bit.

There we go! Nice and contained.

MEI : Yi, what happened?

Every customer you delivered to has called to complain.

-Even people who didn't order from us are complaining!

-Ugh, sorry, Ma. I just--

You're late for the cabbage run!

Oh, you know the best ones go first.

-Yes, Nai Nai. I'm-- I'm on my way.

Not now, Everest. I have to go back to work.

I know you want to go with me,

but you have to stay here for now.

-It'll be okay.

Look, you have the baby to keep you company.

It'll be like a sleepover but no sleeping.

Or, uh, babysitting, but no sitting on the baby.

So, you know, do that.

I'm sorry-- I really need to leave. Sorry.

Uh, ugh, okay.

Three minutes to move 20 crates before orchestra.

Cabbage gods, please let the guilt from Nai Nai's disappointment

grant me strength as I continue on my journey.

What the--

-Everest?

What are you doing here?

You... ran... away?

-You ran away, Everest?

Okay, I get it. You ran away because of Mini-Morty.

Everest, you have to learn to share.

-Hate?

Seriously? You hate the baby, and you're never going back?

Everest, we can talk about this later.

Right now, we have to get you out of here.

Yi, did you ask for a senior discount?

-We have to go now!

You better let me see the receipt.

-D-- Don't come in here, Nai Nai.

NAI NAI: What's going on in there?

-Whoa! One of the crates broke

and the cabbages are going everywhere.

There are just... so many cabbages.

Just stay outside, Nai Nai. Just protect yourself.

NAI NAI: Protect the cabbage!

If they get damaged, cabbage man gets damaged.

Where is my sword?

-You can't be seen.

You are going back to the fort now!

Ugh.

-I'm late!

That's it for practice today. Great job, everyone.

-But-- But I just got here.

-If you feel like you're too busy

to help out around here, that's okay.

-I'm fine, I just need a second.

-You can tell me. I'll understand.

And I'll do my best to help Nai Nai understand.

-I know. I-- I'm good, really. Thanks.

Is there anything else you need me to do?

-You know,

I used to think I could do everything for everyone too.

I thought that if I didn't help out,

everything would go up in flames.

-Did it?

-Yes, but the damage was cosmetic.

Insurance covered it.

-So how did you handle everything?

Especially when I was a baby.

-I'll let you in on a little secret:

You nap when the baby naps, and eat when the baby eats.

When you get really good, you can do bothat the same time.

-What's going on? What happened?

-Uh, she started crying... an hour ago

-and hasn't stopped. -An hour ago?

-We tried everything. We fed her, burped her--

-And yes, we did ask Everest

if he could help bridge the communication gap

between creature and human,

but he said he was verybusy.

We researched baby humans, baby amphibians, baby mammals--

-Baby food. You can buy liquid ham!

-I just don't know what else she could want!

Here, maybe you can figure it out.

-Shhh. It's okay.

You're okay. You're okay.

Oh, please, Mini-Morty, help me out here.

There you go.

You nap when the baby naps.

JIN: Hey. Um, where's the baby?

-Uh-- Well, she was just here. I swear, she was just--

I-- It was only a second. I don't-- She's gone!

What made me think that I could handle work,

violin, cabbage, and a baby?

Now because of me, Mini-Morty is missing in a city full of people!

What if someone sees her?

And then calls animal control?

And then she gets put in a cage with snapping turtles?

I don't trust them. I don't trust them.

-They move so slow but snap so fast. -Yi, Yi! You're spiraling.

Okay, we'll figure this out.

There's a finite number of places the baby could be.

-And I've got the sharpest childlike instincts.

No baby can get past me.

If only I had some liquid ham.

-Oh, one minute you think you can do everything,

and then the next, you lose

an entire living, breathing creature.

Ugh. Uhhh.

Thanks. I'm really sorry

we didn't get to hang out today like you wanted.

Mini-Morty just needed a lotof attention.

And... I guess I couldn't even do that right, huh?

-You poured soda on Mini-Morty and it made her hyper,

so she ran to the amusement park

and stayed in the fun house for hours

because she likes seeing herself super tall

like a basketball player?

-How did that come out of your brain?

-You covered her in Morty's saliva, and it turned her invisible?

Because you didn't want to see

her around here anymore. Everest!

-The baby isaround here somewhere?

ALL: Mini-Morty!

Mini-Morty!

-No. No, she's definitely not here.

Oh!

-We'll get her back. And this time, I won't ignore you.

-You're my number one.

Peng, I-- I can't believe I'm gonna say this,

but can you use your childlike instincts

to lead us to potential baby locations?

-Time to put my skills to the test!

-And I can scan with my glasses.

-Everest, can you help him out with a cloud?

Give him a bird's-eye view of the city?

Then let's find our Mini-Morty.

-Peng, just tell me where to go, and I'm there.

-If I was a baby that got turned invisible,

I would go somewhere with a lotof food. And dirt.

And hidden treasures that no one else appreciates.

-Okay, somewhere with food, dirt, trash--

Trash! That's it!

Peng : Like egg cartons!

Do you know what I could do with a good egg carton?

There is no such thing as trash,

just treasures of the imagination.

-Uh, no signs of the baby yet.

Oh, there! I'm-- I'm getting a reading!

Behind the dumpster.

Easy, Mini-Morty. We're just trying to get you home.

What is this?

Molted skin?

Invisible molted skin?

-Hey, everyone, the baby is growing.

She just molted and shouldn't be far from here.

YI : Perfect, I'll make my way over.

Just waiting on confirmation from Peng.

Peng, you there?

PENG : Guys, I think I found her!

No, wait. It's a cabbage.

-You looked everywhere?

Under the boxes? In the dumpster?

-Yeah. Yeah. Everywhere.

Oh, come on, Yi!

I'm not jumping into garbage! You know that!

These are my best slacks!

-Oh, just go in there, Jin! - Yougo in there!

-I've already taken on too much today.

-Ugh! Fine!

-Huh?

-Wait, I see her! -Oh, thank goodness!

-Everest!

Everest, keep following.

-No! Wait. She has the mindset of a playful child.

If we keep chasing her, she's going to keep running.

-Mini-Morty, please stop running. We're trying to help!

No. No, no, no. Stay, stay, stay. Ugh.

Okay, so you come up with a plan.

-I will, once I weigh all of the potential outcomes.

-We do not have time for that.

PENG: Hey, Mini-Morty!

Up for a little one-on-one?

Bet you can't catch me.

-Good thinking, Peng!

We really need to find Morty.

-Our research was getting us closer to geolocating a habitat

where Morty could possibly live.

We were just missing a few key pieces.

But now that I know that the baby molts,

we can conclude that she's part reptilian.

So Morty must live in an environment

that hosts cold-blooded creatures.

I think I can narrow it down

to a couple places just based on that.

-Oh! When I found her, she was very attached to my slipper.

Maybe it's a place that's fuzzy and... slightly damp.

-And dark and smelly and filled with toe cheese?

-I don't have toe cheese.

-Humid...

I think I got it!

-Whatcha doing, Everest?

Having a little fun with the baby?

I think we're all gonna miss Mini-Morty around here.

Bye, Mom.

Hey, Mom.

Thanks... for raising me.

I know it wasn't easy.

-Of course!

-But why are you--

-Why are there 20 crates of cabbage outside?

I asked for 20 heads, not 20 crates!

Did you rob the cabbage man?

-Well, yeah, if you count a good deal as stealing.

The cabbage man gave me a juniordiscount, so...

Bye!

-What a weirdo.

YI: Morty!

-Ew!

-So I probably, definitely,

shouldn't have taken on so much today.

-It's cool. I know we didn't do our best

with Mini-Morty, but we want to help you,

especially when creatures are involved.

-Yeah, you can count on us.

And I promise, no more experiments on neonates.

-And no more throwing things off the roof.

Or feeding babies cheesy worms.

Or washing them with car shampoo.

-You did what now?

-It gave her a nice waxy sheen!

-We'll handle it.

-Relax. Or as my ma would say, "Peng, take some me time

because I need some me time."

-You know what? I think I will.

Hup. Aah!

PENG: Uncle Peng's here!