Original subtitles

(Adapted from Chun Feng Yi Du's "Accidentally Picked Up a CEO")

(Episode 2)

Right.

I have to remind you.

In the dead of night,

you'll be lying on the couch.

Right now,

there are 84 cockroaches in the house now.

If they crawl around at night...

They may end up on the couch.

Take care.

(Roach Bait, Eradicate the entire nest)

A cockroach can produce 84 larvae.

If they crawl around at night...

Did you stay up all night?

I was just pulling your leg.

Why would a cockroach crawl on the couch?

You must have watched "Infestation" too many times.

Where are you going?

I'll buy you pesticide...

so you won't get sick again.

I'm coming with you.

I can go by myself.

I'm not worried about you.

I'm worried about myself.

"I'm not worried about you."

"I'm worried about myself."

What are you worried about?

Green tea smells nice.

You scared me.

Use this.

(On Sale)

Look.

The packaging may look nice and fancy,

but it won't actually work.

This one is plain and not as fancy.

But it will work effectively.

We'll go with this. Let's go.

Let's buy both then.

We'll see which one works better.

Fine. We'll go with yours.

Let's go with yours.

I...

Are you satisfied now?

Coward.

Let me use your phone.

What for?

To look up for something.

Are you done?

Did you do this?

It became like this...

after you took my phone.

You did it, didn't you?

It looks like...

you're a coward too.

Remove it.

This program code...

lasts only 30 minutes.

After 30 minutes, it'll disappear on its own.

Look. I'm very busy so I'll be at work all day.

Just stay at home and don't do anything else!

Do you hear me?

Na Na.

Have you heard?

The CEO is dead.

Where did you hear that?

It has been spreading around...

in the company forum's gossip group.

The management of Lingshi Group is worried...

that it might affect the company's stock price.

That's why they haven't announced it to the public.

But they are putting a plan in motion...

at the shareholders' meeting.

If the CEO is dead,

don't we all have to leave?

Let me tell you something.

Don't tell anyone.

I heard that Feite is hiring.

We should prepare for the worst.

It has been half a month since Ling Yue,

the president of Lingshi Group, fell into the sea and disappeared.

New Way, the subsidiary company of Lingshi Group...

is in constant turmoil.

The technology they developed almost got leaked out by hackers.

Breaking news.

The CEO is gone.

Lingshi Group is secretly preparing for the funeral.

Our reporter has contacted...

the person in charge of New Way.

We have asked a lawyer...

to help with the fake news circulating on the Internet.

We will use legal means...

to protect our rights.

We ask that the media and reporters...

to stop speculating.

Don't go running around.

If you get hurt, no one will take care of you.

(Lost Dog)

Why didn't I think of that?

Am I that good-looking?

What a narcissist.

Why are you taking pictures of me then?

I'm helping you find your family.

So when your family sees your pictures,

they'll get in touch with me.

That way, you can go home.

Don't delete it.

Knock it off!

Give it to me!

What are you trying to do...

by leaning so close to me?

I'm not doing anything.

Don't get the wrong idea.

Here.

That's not right.

Something's wrong.

I think something's wrong with you.

Be honest with me.

Are you perhaps...

a wanted criminal...

or a gang member...

who has violated the law and is hiding out here...

because you're worried that others might find you?

If I were a wanted criminal,

I'd have gotten rid of you first.

You're alone after all.

And you're a feast for the eyes too.

Don't you dare do anything to me.

If you do anything to me,

that 250,000 yuan of yours will be gone.

You haven't even repaid your debt.

Why would I do that?

I'll pay you back.

No matter how far or wherever you are,

I'll pay you back.

It's just that...

it's a little inconvenient...

for a man and a woman to be living together.

Let me take a photo of you.

Look here.

Sit over here.

So...

you really want me gone?

Xiao Ba, come here.

Turn on the flashlight. It's too dark. Hurry!

Don't you have your phone?

Right.

Something's not right.

I remember paying the electricity bill.

Did you get a notice of a planned power outage?

Last night I saw a notice in the hallway.

It says that the power outage...

is scheduled for a repair from 9pm to 11pm.

So there will be a temporary power outage.

That explains it.

Why is your bracelet so ugly?

How is it ugly?

Do you have myopia or astigmatism?

It's so ugly.

Why are you still wearing it?

My brother gave it to me.

It's a bracelet that filters nightmares out.

It's just to fool the kids.

Just keep quiet if you don't know anything.

I guess you care a lot about him.

That's right.

He's my closest kin.

What is this?

It's called a Nightmare Filter Bracelet.

Not only does it look pretty,

but it also eats away your nightmares.

Really?

Yes.

The power won't come back on any time soon.

Let me tell you a story.

Once upon a time,

there was an old king...

who wanted an heir.

For that,

he called upon his three sons to come before him...

and said this.

"I'm old now."

"I will pass the throne to one of you."

"The three of you..."

"will have a duel..."

"and an heir will be chosen among you."

As soon as it started,

the third prince dropped his sword...

and said...

"Among the three of us,"

"I'm the weakest..."

"and I have no ability to inherit this kingdom."

"I choose to give up."

And now,

the ones left were the eldest prince and the second prince.

During the duel,

the second prince’s sword...

grazed the eldest prince's neck.

But he hesitated.

At that moment,

the eldest prince sneaked up behind the second prince.

And?

And the eldest prince won.

The king just silently watched his sons...

take each other down.

The king adopted a tough parenting method.

He didn't care about his second son's life.

I think...

he probably disliked his second son.

Perhaps...

him coming into this world was a mistake.

What do you mean?

He was adopted.

"Adopted"?

What's wrong?

It's nothing.

It seems to hit close to home for you.

I was adopted too.

Just kidding.

Are you a fool to actually fall for that?

All right. Get some rest.

I'm going to bed.

What's wrong?

You forgot about this.

I'll be right outside.

Call me if you need anything.

What could possibly happen?

Besides,

if something happens, you're still limping.

What good will it do?

What brings all of you...

to come to pay me a visit together?

Chairman.

Why would you say that?

The doctor said you should rest.

We wouldn't dare to bother you...

with trivial matters.

That's right, Ling Tian.

But there's an uproar right now.

They said Ling Yue was killed in a tragedy.

It has made the staff jittery.

His secretary...

is not a member of the Ling family after all.

She can't take over Ling Yue's place.

That's right.

I think it's best for us to elect...

a new CEO as soon as possible...

to take over Ling Yue's place.

No one knows for sure...

if my son is alive or dead.

And here you are, already coming up with a plan?

Ling Tian, we don't mean that.

What do you mean then?

We have worked hard together for so many years.

If it's good for Lingshi Group, then it's good for us all.

It's not for our personal interests.

Let me think about it.

I'm a little tired.

You may go now.

Well, we'll get going then.

Hey.

Have you seen my Transformers?

No.

What are you hiding?

- Let me see. - It's nothing.

Let me see.

It's just a lousy top.

Why were you even hiding it?

How pretentious.

I'm warning you.

Don't ever tell Mom or Dad about this.

Or you'll be so dead.

Here. Eat more.

- Ling Yue. - Ling Yue.

Ling Yue, what's wrong?

Good morning.

Good morning.

Xiao Ba.

Where's my toothbrush?

I accidentally knocked it when I was in the bathroom.

It fell in the toilet.

I...

Can I ask you a favor?

Can you not touch my things?

Well...

I'll pick it up for you.

Even if you did, how am I supposed to use it?

That makes sense.

(You You)

Xiao Ba.

Don't say a word.

I'm warning you.

Hello, You You.

An Xin!

Let me tell you some good news.

I saw Mike.

He's a lot more handsome in person.

Did you take a photo with him?

Of course.

I'll be back in a few days.

Can I crash at your place for a few days?

I don't want to go home.

Or they'll push me to get married.

No, not in these few days.

Why?

Are you hiding...

a man at home?

Yes. I mean no.

The company set up a training session...

and I was selected.

So I'll be out of town for training.

That's right.

So you can't stay here.

I was just trying to scare you.

All right then.

I'll enjoy myself for a few more days.

- Bye. - Bye.

I realize you're pretty good at making up stories.

I don't have to.

You can just leave...

and make space for her.

It's okay.

I think you look quite adorable...

when you're talking nonsense.

Right.

Remember to buy me a wheelchair.

Make sure it's imported from Germany.

From Germany?

That will cost more than a few thousand yuan.

Aren't you getting paid soon?

How did you know?

You keep saying that every day.

"I'll be getting my pay on Wednesday."

You gave me quite a scare.

Wait.

Why does my right eyelid keep twitching?

Mr. Liu.

- Mr. Liu. - You're here, An Xin.

Your grandson sent you something delicious again.

There's a new one today.

These days, the joy of receiving a parcel...

isn't when I open it.

It's when I get to read the content of your comics.

I'm glad you like it. I'll take my leave.

All right. Take care.

I'm off.

What's the brand of your new perfume?

It smells so good.

Layered Fragrance.

This perfume has a nice fragrance.

You can try it too.

Isn't that Gu An Xin?

An Xin.

It's really you.

What a coincidence.

Gu An Xin.

Long time no see.

You haven't changed a bit.

Nancy.

Do you know her?

Of course.

We went to school together.

Did you all know?

This delivery lady...

is the adopted daughter abandoned by the Gu family.

"Adopted daughter"?

Was it the one expelled from school?

- That's right. - Nancy.

Knock it off.

Give me Mr. Wei's name card.

An Xin.

This is my friend's company.

Find him.

He'll arrange a job for you.

It's okay. I'm doing great now.

Just take it.

No, thank you.

You've hit rock bottom...

and yet, you still want to hold yourself high.

Xin Er just feels sorry for you.

That's why she's helping you.

A child with no parents...

sure has no manners at all.

What are you doing?

There's no telling...

what else an unmannered person like me will do.

You better watch your mouth.

I'm leaving.

Take this.

Right, Nancy.

Our company doesn’t plan...

to invest in your boyfriend’s project.

It was the decision of the higher-ups.

Please pass him the message.

Wait, Xin Er.

Gu Xin Er!

How did this happen?

You rascal.

Get out of the Ling family!

Why did you rat on me to Dad?

I...

I didn't.

It's because of you, you little rascal.

Everything has changed since you came.

It's your fault!

You rascal.

A twitch in the left eye is a sign of great fortune,

and a twitch in the right eye is a sign of an imminent disaster.

What have you done?

I'm asking you. What have you done?

I'm talking to you.

I'm the victim here.

Why are you acting like that?

What's going on with you?

What's wrong?

You...

Why are you shaking?

Are you afraid of water?

Wait here.

Wait here.

I'll turn off the water tap.

Why were you staring at me?

It's nothing.

You have the magazine upside down.

We need to settle this.

You are solely responsible for what happened today.

The repair cost...

is 499 yuan.

It's 30 yuan for the wrench,

10 yuan for the tape,

20 yuan for the elbow pipe,

35 yuan...

for the tap...

53.23 yuan...

for the water pipe,

and 15 yuan for the pliers.

That's a total...

of 653.23 yuan.

Got it.

Also, I'll clean up the place tomorrow.

But you have to help me.

Even if you're limping.

What's wrong?

Aren't you cold?

The weather forecast says it's 30 degrees Celsius today.

There's...

a large temperature difference between indoor and outdoor.

He's being weird.

You got something here.

Let me help you.

Do you know how many bacteria are there on a bottle cap?

How many?

There are 1.59 million units.

It'll cause dental injuries,

periodontitis, and enamel.

That sounds scary.

Eat up.

After that, we have to go to the hospital.

Doctor.

Are you sure everything is normal?

Yes.

He isn't injured anywhere else.

Does it hurt?

No.

Is the doctor married?

Dr. Liu?

He isn't seeing anyone, much less married.

We're too busy at the hospital.

There's no time to date.

He walks around the house occasionally.

What about you?

No.

Do you have a girlfriend?

Over there.

Aren't the two of you siblings?

Isn't it a thing now...

to use names like "brother" and "sister"?

I have another question.

His leg has almost recovered.

But I think...

he's not right in the head.

Well, he would...

say something weird...

and do weird things.

I wonder what went wrong with him.

Based on his head CT scan,

it's all normal.

From what you described,

it's the patient's psychological trauma...

after a traumatic experience.

This requires the patient’s family...

to slowly help the patient recover.

Can you still walk?

It's all right.

Watch out!

Such an accurate shot.

My goodness.

Are you hurt?

This is nothing. I'm a martial artist.

"A martial artist"?

Receiving parcels with bare hands.

Hold on.

You scraped your palm.

This is nothing. It's no big deal.

What is it?

Doesn't it hurt?

No, it's just a minor injury.

It's nothing. I'll do it myself.

All done.

Thank you.

Hurry. It's raining.

Hurry up.

It's pouring. Let's call a cab.

(Confirm Pick Up)

Let's wait.

Bus Route 23 will be here soon.

Anytime now.

Here it comes!

Let's go.

I'm sorry. It's bus Route 25.

I thought it was Route 23. Turned out it was Route 25.

Let's call a cab.

I'll pay.

Why are you taking off your clothes?

What's wrong?

Don't I need to take a shower after getting wet in the rain?

Even so, you don't have...

to take off your clothes in front of me.

You can do it inside.

Right. I forgot to tell you.

The showerhead is broken.

You'll have to use the bathtub today.

You can go first.

I'll go after you.

I need your help.

For what?

Help me take a bath.

What are you thinking about?

What was I thinking?

Or what were you expecting?

There's nothing to expect.

You injured your leg,

not your hands.

You always take a shower yourself. Why can't you today?

Because I have to take a bath today.

What's the difference?

The difference is that I,

an injured person,

can't get into that little bathtub of yours.

Figure it out yourself.

It's 100 yuan each time.

Make it 200 yuan.

All good?

Then I'll go out now.

Hold on.

I can't reach the shower gel.

Gu An Xin!

Your hand.