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[ Bell jingles ]
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Oh, my Gosh!
Oh, honey!
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I can't believe
you went to Jared!
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This is a new beginning
for us, darling.
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I'm just so excited
for our future.
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[ ManBearPig roars ]
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[ Man scream ]
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[ Indistinct shouting ]
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Man: Ooooh, yeah!
Take that, cop!
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You want some, too, sheriff?!
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Yeah! There you go, bitch!
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Another dead cop!
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And another one!
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Yeah, you want some,
too, copper?!
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You want a piece of this,
you god damn pigs?!
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Officer, you have
to let us out of here!
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We don't have much time!
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Yeah, that's the last cop.
Let's get outta here!
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Sir, you have to listen to us.
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ManBearPig is real.
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Oh, God.
Here we go again.
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"We gotta stop ManBearPig!
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We gotta take it serious!"
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But we do!
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ManBearPig is gonna
kill everyone,
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and he is not gonna stop!
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Oh, well, then I guess
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I don't have to do
anything about it.
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Can you get off
your god damn video game
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for five [bleep] seconds
so we can have a conversation?
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Where the hell is Al Gore?
Why isn't he coming for us?
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Nobody's coming for us, Stan.
They think we're murderers.
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And that's why we have
to break out of here ourselves.
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Excuse me, officer?
Shut up.
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I don't wanna hear anything
about ManBearPig
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and how we're all doomed.
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No, it's not that.
It's just...
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I noticed you're still
riding you're horse
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all the way back to camp.
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Yeah. Trains and stagecoaches
don't go to my camp.
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No they don't, but...
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you can use cinematic mode to
make it way easier on yourself.
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♪♪
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What the hell
are you talking about?
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[ Screaming in distance,
explosions ]
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[ Siren wails ]
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All right, everyone.
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I realize
a lot of people have died
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and most of the roads
have been destroyed
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due to all the fires,
so I'd like to thank you all
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for coming to tonight's
symposium --
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"When Should I Start to Worry?"
[ Sirens wail in distance ]
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I'd like to make this
an open discussion
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and hope we can
all participate in ways
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that give better insight.
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Yes, Mr. Clarkson?
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I'm pretty sure
there's a ManBearPig.
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And I'm fairly certain that
he has eaten two of my children
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and destroyed our home.
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When should I start to worry?
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That's an excellent question.
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There's definitely evidence
that all the death
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and destruction around us is due
to a ManBearPig.
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But no exact correlation
to a ManBearPig.
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Definitely not,
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and that's why we are all here,
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to try to pinpoint
when should I start to worry?
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I think that the time
to start worrying is coming.
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I don't know if I believe
in ManBearPig or not,
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but I do know that I'm open
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to the idea
of starting to worry.
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[ Scattered applause ]
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I think Stephen echoes
a lot of our feelings right now.
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Arghhh!
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Foolish mortals!
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Your time is nigh!
Face your end!
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Um, it looks like
Satan is here.
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Should I start to worry?
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[ Scattered applause ]
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[ Crickets chirping ]
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[ Door rattles ]
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[ Banging on door ]
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Stan?!
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We broke out of jail, Dad.
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Come on.
Get outta sight.
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Cartman tricked the guard.
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We all ran home to be
with our parents.
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Where's Mom?
Your mom's been out
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trying to find you a lawyer
and a therapist.
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We've been doing
all we can, son!
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Dad, that thing we saw
take Ned --
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It was ManBearPig.
It was real.
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What are you talking about.
It was just a bear.
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No, Dad! It's --
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Why do you keep
looking at the TV?
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What? Why?
I dunno. What?
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You've been playing
"Red Dead Redemption"?
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A little bit!
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I mean, when I'm not doing
all the stuff for you.
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I thought you were working
on getting me out!
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Sorry!
I needed a little break.
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You're all the way
to Saint Denis?!
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That's like 40 hours
of gameplay!
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How could you --
Are you high right now?
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I'm a little high, yes!
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, what?!
I'm sorry!
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I'm sorry I needed to decompress
with all this shit going on.
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I can't believe you would
get high and play video games
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while your son is in jail!
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You're such an asshole!
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Well, at least I'm not
a school shooter!
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It wasn't me!
It was a demon named ManBearPig!
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Oh, whatever!
"ManBearPig! ManBearPig!"
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You sound like
your freakin' grandpa.
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Yeah, because I learned a lot
about -- Woah, woah.
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What are you talking about,
"I sound like grandpa"?
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He's been talking about
ManBearPig coming
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since I was [bleep] 14.
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It's nothing new.
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♪♪
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Someone made a deal with it...
a long time ago...
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Do you know how to craft
stamina tonics?
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Mom?
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♪♪
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Dad?
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♪♪
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I don't know
if you can hear me.
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I feel so alone right now.
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I feel like the whole world
is falling apart
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and somehow I'm supposed
to do something but...
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I don't know
what that is anymore.
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Al Gore: Fear not.
Do not give up on yourself.
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You must keep believing.
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Mr. Gore?
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Where have you been?!
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It's me. Al Gore.
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Yeah.
Where have you been?!
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You cannot lose faith,
my child.
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Even though everyone
is ripping on you.
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Even though
they don't believe you,
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and they're saying
you're just seeking attention
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because you lost
the presidency,
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you have to be strong.
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What happened to you?!
Are you dead or something?
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No! Not dead!
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Just merely using
a flashlight on glass
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to apply the Pepper's
ghost technique.
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Wait, what?
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Oh, God damn it!
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You see my point?
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Things aren't always
as they appear.
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You have to stay strong,
my little crusader.
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I can't do this alone.
I need help.
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I did, too.
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Didn't get it.
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What more do you want from me?
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I've atoned for my mistake.
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I'm sorry that we were
getting a lot
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of different information
at the time.
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You know, even you were wrong
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about a lot of the things
you said would happen --
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What's that?
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Nothing.
I didn't mean --
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See ya later, alligator.
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No, no, no, no!
I'm sorry!
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I am sorry, please!
I'm cereal!
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I didn't mean
to say you were wrong,
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just that some
of your predictions
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didn't happen -- Oh, yeah.
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You're real cereal.
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Please, please!
Please!
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I'll do anything!
I just want everyone to be safe!
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All I was doing was trying
to be your mentor.
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You know who my mentor was?
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Me! Al Gore!
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Hello, Al Gore.
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[ Gasps ] It's him!
Just in time, too.
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Thanks for coming in my time
of crisis, Al Gore!
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[ Police radio chatter,
sirens chirp ]
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Sorry to call you down, sir,
but this is a bad one.
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Oh, no.
That's fine.
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I finally arrest
four school shooters
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and can play some
"Red Dead Redemption,"
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and then I get a call
about another school shooting.
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This one really doesn't look
like a school shooting, sir.
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Five different witnesses
say it was definitely...
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ManBearPig.
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God damn it!
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There is no such thing as
a ManBearPig, you got that?!
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We're working with facts here,
not goofball theories!
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Yes, but, sir,
all the forensic scientists
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say there are bear
and pig footprints --
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[Bleep] scientists!
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Why are you trying to
figure out what's going on
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with scientists?!
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The only thing
I want to know is
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who committed
this school shooting
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since our
school shooting suspects
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are in jail!
Detective!
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Detective, we just got word
from the station.
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The four shooting suspects
broke out a while ago.
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Oh, well, there you go!
It was them again!
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Gee, I didn't need
any freakin' scientists
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to figure that out, did I?
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Get 'em outta here!
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Now how the [bleep]
did those kids
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break out of my jail?!
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Jenkins said they tricked him.
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Said they could show him a way
to fast travel
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in "Red Dead Redemption"
by upgrading his camp,
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and then they just took off.
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There's a way to fast travel
if you upgrade your camp?
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Jesus.
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You better start
from the beginning.
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Reporter: More damageand destruction today
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as the death toll risesto the hundreds.
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Some see this as evidenceManBearPig might be real,
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while others say ManBearPigis a fabrication
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for political gains --
[ ManBearPig roars ]
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[ Reporter screams ]
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Stan:
Grandpa?!
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[ Sternly ]
What did you do?
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Oh, Billy.
[ Chuckles ]
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My grandson come to visit!
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This isn't the first time
ManBearPig has shown up, is it?
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What happened?
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Billy, I have Alzheimer's.
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I don't even remember
what happened this morning.
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Cut the shit, Grandpa.
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You people knew.
You made a deal with that thing.
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We thought we'd be dead by now!
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We didn't think we'd have
to live to see the consequences!
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Aw, great! Just tell
the whole world, Margret!
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Why did you old people
make a deal?!
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We had a right to be happy,
too, ya know!
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And you just signed away
the future?!
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We didn't want to have to give
the demon his stuff back!
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What stuff?!
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All our cars.
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And premium boutique ice cream.
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You couldn't control yourselves
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so now that thing is here
to kill all of us!
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Good [bleep] job, grandpa!
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Kyle, come on, we've got to go.
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Go where?
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I had a vision, Kyle.
Al Gore's ghost visited me.
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Al Gore isn't dead.
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Well, his ghost
came to me, Kyle.
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He said he had a plan,
and we need to go.
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Are you in or not?
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Mrph rmh rmphm?
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[ Crickets chirping ]
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We shouldn't be out here!
256
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We're wanted by the police.
257
00:09:30,220 --> 00:09:32,129
Shhh.
What was that?
258
00:09:32,130 --> 00:09:34,129
Mrph rmhmhm rm.
259
00:09:34,130 --> 00:09:36,129
This is where Al Gore
told me to go.
260
00:09:36,130 --> 00:09:37,130
[ Growling ]
261
00:09:37,131 --> 00:09:39,129
Mrph rmhmhm rm!
262
00:09:39,130 --> 00:09:41,129
[ Roars ]
263
00:09:41,130 --> 00:09:42,130
It's Satan!
264
00:09:42,131 --> 00:09:44,129
What are you doing here, Satan?
265
00:09:44,130 --> 00:09:48,129
I was told to come here
by the spirit of Al Gore.
266
00:09:48,130 --> 00:09:51,129
Us, too.
But why?
267
00:09:51,130 --> 00:09:55,129
Remember...
268
00:09:55,130 --> 00:10:00,129
even though I am gone,
you must still work together.
269
00:10:00,130 --> 00:10:01,130
Work together how?
270
00:10:01,131 --> 00:10:03,129
I'm not talking to you.
271
00:10:03,130 --> 00:10:06,129
I'm talking to the ones
who are actually cereal.
272
00:10:06,130 --> 00:10:08,129
You cannot lose hope.
273
00:10:08,130 --> 00:10:12,130
There is still much
you need to know.
274
00:10:19,150 --> 00:10:22,149
[ Gunfire, screaming from a TV ]
275
00:10:22,150 --> 00:10:24,839
Oh, you'd better not...
276
00:10:24,840 --> 00:10:25,840
You bitch!
277
00:10:25,840 --> 00:10:26,840
[ Screams ]
278
00:10:26,841 --> 00:10:28,749
You're playing
Red Dead Redemption,
aren't you?
279
00:10:28,750 --> 00:10:29,750
So? What of it?
280
00:10:29,751 --> 00:10:32,459
What did I tell you about
playing on my save game, Maggie?
281
00:10:32,460 --> 00:10:35,749
No. No. This is my life,
now, Harrison Yates.
282
00:10:35,750 --> 00:10:37,749
I started over,
with me own save game.
283
00:10:37,750 --> 00:10:39,749
What are you talking about?
284
00:10:39,750 --> 00:10:40,750
See for yourself.
285
00:10:40,751 --> 00:10:42,749
You and all your talk
of wanting your own life.
286
00:10:42,750 --> 00:10:43,750
I wanted something new, too!
287
00:10:43,751 --> 00:10:45,749
I started over in the snow,
288
00:10:45,750 --> 00:10:47,749
and worked my way up to
the new gang leader!
289
00:10:47,750 --> 00:10:48,750
I have thousands
of dollars of me own.
290
00:10:48,751 --> 00:10:50,749
I built a house
with John Marston.
291
00:10:50,750 --> 00:10:52,749
I'm helping his family, now.
292
00:10:52,750 --> 00:10:54,749
You [bleep]ing slut!
293
00:10:54,750 --> 00:10:55,750
That's right, Harrison Yates.
294
00:10:55,750 --> 00:10:56,750
And what have you got?
295
00:10:56,751 --> 00:10:58,749
A basic starter horse
and the $20 gambler's hat
296
00:10:58,750 --> 00:10:59,750
you won in a poker match.
297
00:10:59,751 --> 00:11:01,749
I'm twice the man you are, now!
298
00:11:01,750 --> 00:11:03,749
Don't you talk to me like that!
299
00:11:03,750 --> 00:11:04,750
I'll talk however I want!
300
00:11:04,751 --> 00:11:06,749
I've completed every
hunting side mission,
301
00:11:06,750 --> 00:11:08,749
found seven legendary animals.
302
00:11:08,750 --> 00:11:09,750
Found them where?
303
00:11:09,750 --> 00:11:10,750
I'm not telling.
304
00:11:10,751 --> 00:11:13,749
You wanted your own life,
and now, you got it!
305
00:11:13,750 --> 00:11:14,750
Maggie!
306
00:11:14,751 --> 00:11:16,750
[ Cries ]
307
00:11:18,750 --> 00:11:24,749
And in conclusion, let me just
say that you are the future.
308
00:11:24,750 --> 00:11:26,749
You cannot give up hope.
309
00:11:26,750 --> 00:11:30,749
I brought you all together
because I believe in you.
310
00:11:30,750 --> 00:11:32,749
Okay, but what do
you want us to --
311
00:11:32,750 --> 00:11:36,750
And sometimes, believing is
all that we need to be cereal.
312
00:11:43,630 --> 00:11:45,749
Kyle:
Credits?
313
00:11:45,750 --> 00:11:47,749
[ Light applause ]
314
00:11:47,750 --> 00:11:48,750
Did you guys like my movie?
315
00:11:48,751 --> 00:11:50,749
What are you doing?
316
00:11:50,750 --> 00:11:53,749
Exactly. I'm trying
to get you to ask,
317
00:11:53,750 --> 00:11:55,749
"What would Al Gore do?"
318
00:11:55,750 --> 00:11:57,749
Make a movie starring you.
319
00:11:57,750 --> 00:12:00,749
Yes -- to get you all
to not give up.
320
00:12:00,750 --> 00:12:02,749
To get you to fight!
321
00:12:02,750 --> 00:12:06,749
You don't understand.
There is no fight.
322
00:12:06,750 --> 00:12:10,749
A deal was made.
We do not know by whom.
323
00:12:10,750 --> 00:12:13,749
But this demon
has grown stronger,
324
00:12:13,750 --> 00:12:17,749
and no mortal
can do anything to stop him.
325
00:12:17,750 --> 00:12:20,749
No mortal, but what about you?
326
00:12:20,750 --> 00:12:23,749
Why would I help mankind?
327
00:12:23,750 --> 00:12:24,750
Satan, come on.
328
00:12:24,751 --> 00:12:27,749
Are you really gonna stand there
and not say you appreciate
329
00:12:27,750 --> 00:12:29,749
all the nice things humans
have done for you lately?
330
00:12:29,750 --> 00:12:31,749
I mean, not sure
if you've noticed,
331
00:12:31,750 --> 00:12:34,749
but we're pretty much doing
things your way up here.
332
00:12:34,750 --> 00:12:37,749
I... must admit,
people up here on Earth
333
00:12:37,750 --> 00:12:40,749
have been doing a lot of
my work for me lately.
334
00:12:40,750 --> 00:12:45,750
Maybe... maybe it is time
I did something for them.
335
00:12:47,750 --> 00:12:51,749
Grampa: We were all young and
foolish back then, Billy.
336
00:12:51,750 --> 00:12:53,749
We didn't think
about the future.
337
00:12:53,750 --> 00:12:56,749
We just wanted things.
338
00:12:56,750 --> 00:13:00,749
This creature shows up,
and it seemed like a good deal,
339
00:13:00,750 --> 00:13:02,749
for everyone in town.
340
00:13:02,750 --> 00:13:05,749
You didn't stop to think about
what it would mean for us?
341
00:13:05,750 --> 00:13:08,749
Ah, Billy,
it's not that simple.
342
00:13:08,750 --> 00:13:11,749
We thought about it. But our
town was so tiny back then.
343
00:13:11,750 --> 00:13:15,749
We just -- We wanted nice
things other people had.
344
00:13:15,750 --> 00:13:16,750
And you didn't give two shits
345
00:13:16,751 --> 00:13:18,749
what it would mean
for your grandchildren.
346
00:13:18,750 --> 00:13:20,749
I didn't think
I'd have grandkids.
347
00:13:20,750 --> 00:13:22,749
I didn't even want children
348
00:13:22,750 --> 00:13:25,749
That's why I always came
on Gram Gram's tits.
349
00:13:25,750 --> 00:13:27,749
[ Groans ]
350
00:13:27,750 --> 00:13:29,749
But then, one night, I'm having
sex with your grandma,
351
00:13:29,750 --> 00:13:31,749
and she sticks her finger
in my ass.
352
00:13:31,750 --> 00:13:33,749
She had sometimes
licked my ass before,
353
00:13:33,750 --> 00:13:35,749
but this was the first time
she used her finger,
354
00:13:35,750 --> 00:13:37,749
and I came inside her
like that.
355
00:13:37,750 --> 00:13:39,749
I pulled out,
and your grandma was like,
356
00:13:39,750 --> 00:13:41,749
"Did you just come in me?"
357
00:13:41,750 --> 00:13:44,749
And I was like "Well, you stuck
your finger in my ass."
358
00:13:44,750 --> 00:13:47,750
And that's basically
why you're here, Billy.
359
00:13:50,750 --> 00:13:52,749
This is supposed to
make me feel better?
360
00:13:52,750 --> 00:13:54,749
I'm just saying that I wasn't
thinking about the future
361
00:13:54,750 --> 00:13:58,749
because your father was supposed
to be nothing but dried up crust
362
00:13:58,750 --> 00:14:00,749
on Gram Gram's titties.
363
00:14:00,750 --> 00:14:03,749
You people made a deal
with ManBearPig.
364
00:14:03,750 --> 00:14:04,750
How? Where?
365
00:14:04,751 --> 00:14:08,749
It doesn't matter, Billy.
It's too late now.
366
00:14:08,750 --> 00:14:10,749
Tell me how the deal happened,
367
00:14:10,750 --> 00:14:13,749
so that I can try
to make it go away.
368
00:14:13,750 --> 00:14:17,749
[ Screaming ]
369
00:14:17,750 --> 00:14:19,750
[ ManBearPig roars ]
370
00:14:20,750 --> 00:14:22,749
No! No!!
371
00:14:22,750 --> 00:14:26,749
Satan:
ManBearPig!
372
00:14:26,750 --> 00:14:31,749
♪♪
373
00:14:31,750 --> 00:14:36,749
[ Roars ]
374
00:14:36,750 --> 00:14:46,749
♪♪
375
00:14:46,750 --> 00:14:48,749
[ Car alarms blaring ]
376
00:14:48,750 --> 00:14:52,749
♪♪
377
00:14:52,750 --> 00:14:54,749
[ Roars ]
378
00:14:54,750 --> 00:14:56,749
[ Growls ]
379
00:14:56,750 --> 00:15:00,749
♪♪
380
00:15:00,750 --> 00:15:04,749
♪♪
381
00:15:04,750 --> 00:15:06,750
Now watch...
[ Growls ]
382
00:15:07,750 --> 00:15:08,750
[ Screams ]
383
00:15:08,751 --> 00:15:10,749
♪♪
384
00:15:10,750 --> 00:15:18,749
♪♪
385
00:15:18,750 --> 00:15:21,749
♪♪
386
00:15:21,750 --> 00:15:29,749
[ Roars ]
387
00:15:29,750 --> 00:15:31,750
[ Coughing ]
388
00:15:33,750 --> 00:15:34,750
Satan!
389
00:15:34,751 --> 00:15:37,749
H-Hey. Hey kids
390
00:15:37,750 --> 00:15:39,749
[ Coughs ]
391
00:15:39,750 --> 00:15:41,749
I'm sorry.
392
00:15:41,750 --> 00:15:44,749
No. Satan,
you can't die.
393
00:15:44,750 --> 00:15:46,749
Everyone dies.
394
00:15:46,750 --> 00:15:48,749
I just wish
I could have helped you.
395
00:15:48,750 --> 00:15:51,749
[ Coughs ]
Oh, God. It hurts.
396
00:15:51,750 --> 00:15:54,009
We can't do this
without you Satan.
397
00:15:54,010 --> 00:15:56,749
You have to.
You have to keep trying.
398
00:15:56,750 --> 00:15:58,749
If you can't stop ManBearPig,
how can we be --
399
00:15:58,750 --> 00:16:01,749
You have to keep trying!
400
00:16:01,750 --> 00:16:03,749
[ Coughs ]
401
00:16:03,750 --> 00:16:05,749
You... have to believe.
402
00:16:05,750 --> 00:16:08,749
[ Grunts ]
403
00:16:08,750 --> 00:16:11,749
♪♪
404
00:16:11,750 --> 00:16:13,749
Mmph.
405
00:16:13,750 --> 00:16:15,749
Satan's dead.
406
00:16:15,750 --> 00:16:17,749
[ Bell tolls ]
407
00:16:17,750 --> 00:16:19,749
[ Crying ]
408
00:16:19,750 --> 00:16:21,750
Come back.
Come back.
409
00:16:28,750 --> 00:16:29,750
[ Ding! ]
410
00:16:29,751 --> 00:16:31,749
Goodbye.
411
00:16:31,750 --> 00:16:35,749
♪♪
412
00:16:35,750 --> 00:16:38,750
Dude, this is
pretty [bleep] up right here.
413
00:16:44,270 --> 00:16:46,579
And nowon Park County Cable Access,
414
00:16:46,580 --> 00:16:50,879
"Should We Start to Worry?"
with your host Jim Kimble.
415
00:16:50,880 --> 00:16:53,339
As our town continues to burn
to the ground,
416
00:16:53,340 --> 00:16:55,880
Satan has been slaughtered
and sent to heaven.
417
00:16:55,881 --> 00:16:57,359
Should we start to worry?
418
00:16:57,360 --> 00:16:59,359
Joining me now, an expert
on our county resources
419
00:16:59,360 --> 00:17:00,360
and preparedness, Alec Vaughn.
420
00:17:00,361 --> 00:17:03,359
Alec, should we start to worry?
421
00:17:03,360 --> 00:17:05,359
Jim, I think
we should definitely consider
422
00:17:05,360 --> 00:17:06,360
starting to worry.
423
00:17:06,361 --> 00:17:08,359
Satan was one of the most
powerful entities,
424
00:17:08,360 --> 00:17:10,359
supposedly, in the universe,
425
00:17:10,360 --> 00:17:12,359
and ManBearPig annihilated him
like a bitch.
426
00:17:12,360 --> 00:17:14,359
I don't think we should
waste any more time
427
00:17:14,360 --> 00:17:16,359
underestimating the importance
428
00:17:16,360 --> 00:17:18,359
of beginning to think about
starting to worry.
429
00:17:18,360 --> 00:17:22,359
Also joining us is the former
Vice President, Al Gore.
430
00:17:22,360 --> 00:17:26,359
Mr. Gore, do you believe
it's time for us to deliberate
431
00:17:26,360 --> 00:17:28,359
the process
of starting to worry?
432
00:17:28,360 --> 00:17:31,029
[ Echoing ] If by worrying,
you mean getting cereal,
433
00:17:31,030 --> 00:17:33,119
then an emphatic "yes!"
434
00:17:33,120 --> 00:17:35,199
I don't think
there's any more room
435
00:17:35,200 --> 00:17:37,359
for not considering
underestimating the importance
436
00:17:37,360 --> 00:17:39,359
of beginning to start
the process of mulling over
437
00:17:39,360 --> 00:17:42,359
the conceptualization
of starting to worry.
438
00:17:42,360 --> 00:17:44,359
And the time to do it is...
very soon.
439
00:17:44,360 --> 00:17:46,359
Hey, what are you doing?
440
00:17:46,360 --> 00:17:49,359
I'm being a spiritual mentor.
441
00:17:49,360 --> 00:17:51,489
These people are
depending on me.
442
00:17:51,490 --> 00:17:53,359
No, they're depending on me!
443
00:17:53,360 --> 00:17:57,359
I'm depending on you, goofball!
444
00:17:57,360 --> 00:18:01,359
[ Screams and sirens wailing ]
Aah!
445
00:18:01,360 --> 00:18:03,359
All right,
looks like we're clear.
446
00:18:03,360 --> 00:18:07,359
I can't believe it's
the weekend, and I'm at school!
447
00:18:07,360 --> 00:18:08,360
This is the best place to hide.
448
00:18:08,360 --> 00:18:09,360
Why? Of all the places
we could hide,
449
00:18:09,360 --> 00:18:11,279
why do I have to sit here
in school?
450
00:18:11,280 --> 00:18:12,359
Mmph!
451
00:18:12,360 --> 00:18:14,359
Where's the last place anyone
would think we would hide?
452
00:18:14,360 --> 00:18:16,359
The scene of our supposed crime,
dummies! We're safe here.
453
00:18:16,360 --> 00:18:18,359
I'd rather be in jail
than in school.
454
00:18:18,360 --> 00:18:19,360
[ Door knob rattling ]
455
00:18:19,361 --> 00:18:21,359
Mm mmph!
456
00:18:21,360 --> 00:18:23,359
Guys? Guys!
457
00:18:23,360 --> 00:18:24,360
Stan!
458
00:18:24,361 --> 00:18:26,359
Guys, thank God!
Just stay right there, Grandpa!
459
00:18:26,360 --> 00:18:28,359
I know all about the deal.
I know what we have to do.
460
00:18:28,360 --> 00:18:29,360
How'd you find us here?
461
00:18:29,360 --> 00:18:30,360
I figured you guys
were hiding somewhere.
462
00:18:30,361 --> 00:18:32,359
This is the first place
I thought to look.
463
00:18:32,360 --> 00:18:33,360
Mm-hmm!
464
00:18:33,360 --> 00:18:34,360
Yeah, I guess we're dummies,
huh, Kenny?
465
00:18:34,361 --> 00:18:36,359
Yeah, I guess we're dummies.
466
00:18:36,360 --> 00:18:38,359
Guys, listen --
My stupid grandpa
467
00:18:38,360 --> 00:18:40,359
and a bunch of other old people
made the deal with ManBearPig.
468
00:18:40,360 --> 00:18:42,359
It's here because
of their greediness.
469
00:18:42,360 --> 00:18:43,360
Grandpa:
Everyone's greedy!
470
00:18:43,361 --> 00:18:45,359
Shut up, Grandpa!
471
00:18:45,360 --> 00:18:46,360
I know where to go,
but I need your help.
472
00:18:46,361 --> 00:18:48,359
I'm going to face ManBearPig
and put an end to this deal.
473
00:18:48,360 --> 00:18:51,359
Are you crazy? We just saw
ManBearPig take down Satan.
474
00:18:51,360 --> 00:18:53,359
What the hell are we supposed to
do against it?
475
00:18:53,360 --> 00:18:54,360
We have to try.
476
00:18:54,361 --> 00:18:56,359
[ Siren wails ]
477
00:18:56,360 --> 00:18:59,359
Man: Attention school
shooters... again.
478
00:18:59,360 --> 00:19:02,359
We have you surrounded... again.
479
00:19:02,360 --> 00:19:04,359
Come out with your hands up!
480
00:19:04,360 --> 00:19:09,359
We just sat in school
for nothing.
481
00:19:09,360 --> 00:19:12,359
Listen!
We know what to do now!
482
00:19:12,360 --> 00:19:14,359
Drop to the ground and put
your hands on your heads.
483
00:19:14,360 --> 00:19:16,359
No, I need to face ManBearPig.
484
00:19:16,360 --> 00:19:19,359
We have orders!
You're coming with us!
485
00:19:19,360 --> 00:19:20,360
Yates:
Belay those orders!
486
00:19:20,361 --> 00:19:25,359
♪♪
487
00:19:25,360 --> 00:19:29,359
I've been a fool
denying ManBearPig's existence,
488
00:19:29,360 --> 00:19:32,529
and I didn't realize it
till I went home.
489
00:19:32,530 --> 00:19:36,359
My wife... had started
a new life without me.
490
00:19:36,360 --> 00:19:38,359
I wanted to give up,
491
00:19:38,360 --> 00:19:40,359
but instead,
I robbed a bank in Saint Denis,
492
00:19:40,360 --> 00:19:43,359
and I went to an island
north of Cuba.
493
00:19:43,360 --> 00:19:46,359
After I came back, that's
when it all caught up with me.
494
00:19:46,360 --> 00:19:48,359
All the stagecoaches
I had robbed,
495
00:19:48,360 --> 00:19:51,359
all the horses I had stole --
for what?!
496
00:19:51,360 --> 00:19:55,359
We're nothing if we don't
believe in each other!
497
00:19:55,360 --> 00:19:57,359
And God damn it, it's never
too late to start trying
498
00:19:57,360 --> 00:19:59,359
to do the right thing.
499
00:19:59,360 --> 00:20:02,359
You think you know
what that is boys?
500
00:20:02,360 --> 00:20:04,359
Yes, I do.
501
00:20:04,360 --> 00:20:05,360
We're going to face ManBearPig
502
00:20:05,361 --> 00:20:10,359
and put an end to this deal
once and for all.
503
00:20:10,360 --> 00:20:15,949
Okay, sign here...
and here.
504
00:20:15,950 --> 00:20:18,359
These documents state
merely that you've been granted
505
00:20:18,360 --> 00:20:21,359
power of attorney by your town
and that you wish to attempt
506
00:20:21,360 --> 00:20:23,359
to void the current agreement.
507
00:20:23,360 --> 00:20:25,359
Kay...
508
00:20:25,360 --> 00:20:26,360
Since this is a renegotiation,
509
00:20:26,361 --> 00:20:29,359
you agree that ManBearPig
has right to compensation
510
00:20:29,360 --> 00:20:31,359
for termination,
and you will give up all rights
511
00:20:31,360 --> 00:20:33,359
to specified assets.
512
00:20:33,360 --> 00:20:36,359
Yes. Yes, we agree to give back
cars and ice cream.
513
00:20:36,360 --> 00:20:37,360
[ ManBearPig grunts ]
514
00:20:37,361 --> 00:20:39,359
Uh, let me confer
with my client.
515
00:20:39,360 --> 00:20:42,359
[ Grunting softly ]
Uh-huh. Got it. Yes.
516
00:20:42,360 --> 00:20:43,360
My client says that he --
517
00:20:43,360 --> 00:20:44,360
[ Grunting softly ]
518
00:20:44,361 --> 00:20:47,359
Kay. Uh, mm-hmm.
519
00:20:47,360 --> 00:20:49,359
ManBearPig has no interest
520
00:20:49,360 --> 00:20:51,359
in you giving up cars
and ice cream.
521
00:20:51,360 --> 00:20:53,359
Well, what's he want everyone
to give up?
522
00:20:53,360 --> 00:20:57,279
[ Crowd murmuring ]
523
00:20:57,280 --> 00:20:59,359
There! There he is!
There he is!
524
00:20:59,360 --> 00:21:00,360
Is it over?!
525
00:21:00,361 --> 00:21:03,359
Um, he says he'll never
come back again, but...
526
00:21:03,360 --> 00:21:07,359
we have to give up soy sauce
and Red Dead Redemption 2.
527
00:21:07,360 --> 00:21:10,360
All: Ohhhh!
528
00:21:14,360 --> 00:21:17,359
Just plain rice?
529
00:21:17,360 --> 00:21:20,359
Yeah, that's what I thought.
530
00:21:20,360 --> 00:21:23,989
Um, could we possibly talk about
restructuring a new deal?
531
00:21:23,990 --> 00:21:25,359
Uh-huh! Uh-huh!
532
00:21:25,360 --> 00:21:28,359
No. No. Just, like, can we do,
like, a renegotiation?
533
00:21:28,360 --> 00:21:30,359
All right, sign here and here
534
00:21:30,360 --> 00:21:33,359
that you are entering
a renegotiation with ManBearPig.
535
00:21:33,360 --> 00:21:35,359
- Where do I sign that?
- Right there.
536
00:21:35,360 --> 00:21:37,359
Okay.
Yeah, I thought so.
537
00:21:37,360 --> 00:21:39,359
Shut up, Grandpa.
538
00:21:39,360 --> 00:21:40,360
Man: And sign here
that ManBearPig has rights
539
00:21:40,361 --> 00:21:42,359
to the lives of all children
in third world countries.
540
00:21:42,360 --> 00:21:44,359
Kay, got it.
541
00:21:44,360 --> 00:21:45,529
And you agree
to ignore ManBearPig
542
00:21:45,530 --> 00:21:47,359
until he returns in five years,
543
00:21:47,360 --> 00:21:49,360
in which time the carnage
will be a thousand fold.
544
00:21:49,362 --> 00:21:55,358
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545
00:21:55,360 --> 00:21:57,358
Arghhh!
546
00:21:57,360 --> 00:21:59,359
Foolish mortals!
547
00:21:59,360 --> 00:22:03,359
Your time is nigh!
Face your end!
548
00:22:03,360 --> 00:22:06,359
Um, it looks like
Satan is here.
549
00:22:06,360 --> 00:22:08,359
Should I start to worry?
550
00:22:08,360 --> 00:22:09,360
[ Scattered applause ]
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