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Hey, what's going on?
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I found a note on my door,
"Come to Monica's.
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Bring champagne
and a Three Musketeers bar"?
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Yeah, I'll take that.
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What's up?
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- Monica and I are engaged.
- Oh, my God.
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Congratulations. Where is she?
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I'm engaged! I'm engaged!
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She's been there for 20 minutes.
You didn't hear?
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I thought it was a kid yelling, "I'm gay!"
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- Can I bring her in?
- Let her stay. It's sweet.
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I'm getting married! I'm gonna be a bride!
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MAN:
Shut up.
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No, I will not shut up, because I'm engaged!
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[MAN YELLS INDISTINCTLY]
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Oh, big talk! Why don't you
come here and say that to me?
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My fiancé will kick your ass.
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Come on, apartment 20, apartment 20.
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You get her in, you bolt the door,
I'll be in the closet.
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Okay, wait, wait, wait. Okay, shh.
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Okay. Um.
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I just want to say that I love
you guys so, so much...
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...and thank you for being here
on my special night.
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[CHANDLER CLEARS THROAT]
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Our special night.
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It just wouldn't be my night... Our night...
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...if you weren't here to celebrate
with me... Us. Damn it!
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It's okay, I want this to be your night too.
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To Monica.
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Come on, wait, stop it.
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- Okay, to Monica.
GROUP: To Monica.
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Have you decided on a band for the
wedding, because I'm kind of musical.
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She got engaged a few hours ago,
I doubt she's had time to think...
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Speaking of chiming in,
remember burning my apartment?
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Yeah, you're on your own.
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We should get dressed up
and go have champagne at the Plaza.
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- Oh, okay!
GROUP: Yeah.
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I can't stay too long.
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I gotta get up early for an audition.
I gotta look good.
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I'm supposed to be playing a 19-year-old.
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What?
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So when you said get up early,
did you mean 1986?
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You guys don't think I look 19?
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Oh, 19! We thought you said 90.
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GROUP:
Oh.
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- Okay, everybody, let's go.
- Okay.
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Is my candy bar around here?
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No, you ate it all.
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I was afraid of that.
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You know what shoes would look great
with this ring?
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Diamond shoes.
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You're not getting dressed.
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Know what I mean?
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Yeah, but I don't think we have time.
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There's gonna be a wedding.
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You're gonna be the bride.
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Two hundred people are gonna be
looking at you in a clean, white dress.
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Let's do it.
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Chandler, it happens to lots of guys.
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You're tired, you had a lot of champagne.
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Don't worry about it.
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I'm not worried. I'm fascinated.
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You know? It's like biology.
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Which is funny, because in high school
I failed biology...
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...and tonight biology failed me.
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Check it out. I could play this
while the guests are coming in, okay.
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[SINGING] First time I met Chandler
I thought he was gay
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But here I am singing
On his wedding day
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Phoebe, no.
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If you'd let me finish, it goes on
to say that he's probably not gay.
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You guys don't have this problem,
you're made of wood.
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- Hey, you look great.
- Hey.
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Oh, thanks.
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You okay over there?
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I don't know. You know? I feel a little...
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You know what? Never mind. I'll be fine.
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Don't worry about it. You're probably tired,
you had a lot of champagne.
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It happens to everybody.
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- Hey. Wow.
- Hi.
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- Happy Monica's Night.
- Well, thank you. You too.
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Can you believe
they are actually getting married?
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Well, sure, but I get married all the time.
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[SIGHS]
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- You okay?
- Yeah, I guess.
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Do you think we'll ever have that?
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You mean "we," you and me?
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Oh, no, no, no.
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"We," you with someone, me with someone.
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Good, you scared me a minute.
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I know. Shake it off.
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It's just because you and I,
we were like a nightmare.
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[IMITATES SCREAMING]
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- No, but there were some good times.
- Absolutely. Like there was...
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- Surely you can think of something.
- Just give me a minute.
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Oh, well, yes.
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- I can think of one good thing.
- What?
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You were always good at the...
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...at the, uh, the stuff.
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Yeah, I...
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I was good at the stuff?
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Mm-hm. Yup.
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I really liked your hands.
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- My hands?
- Yeah.
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- Yeah?
- Uh-huh.
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Way to go, guys.
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You were really good at the stuff too.
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Oh, I know.
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Hey, you know what we never did?
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Oh, no, not that.
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We never had bonus night.
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- A what?
- You know, bonus night.
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Two people break up,
but they get back together for one night.
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One night, just sex?
No strings attached?
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Yeah, yeah, we never had that.
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- No.
- No.
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Okay, this is getting a little crazy.
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Um, I mean...
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...I'm sure it would be amazing...
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...but I really don't think
it would be a good idea.
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I really...
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...really...
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...don't.
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What's up?
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What's up, dude?
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Take whatever you want,
just don't hurt me.
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You playing a little PlayStation, huh?
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That's wack.
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PlayStation is wack.
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What's up with the wack PlayStation,
what's up?
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Huh?
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Come on, am I 19 or what?
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Yes, on a scale of one to 10,
10 being the dumbest a person can look...
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...you are definitely 19.
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Come on, really. How old?
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Young. You're a man-child, okay?
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Now get changed, everybody's ready.
And please, please, keep my underwear.
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- Oh, thanks.
- Okay.
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- Joe.
- Yeah.
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Uh.
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You've had a lot of sex, right?
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When, today?
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Some, not a lot.
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The reason I'm asking
is because I had kind of a, uh...
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I was unable to...
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I really wanted to, but I couldn't...
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There, ha, hm.
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There was an incident.
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Don't worry about that, man. That happens.
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- It's happened to you?
- Yeah, once.
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- Well, what'd you do?
- I did it anyway.
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Phoebe, come on, let's go.
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Come on.
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Why aren't you dressed yet?
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I wrote the best song for your wedding.
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- Check this out.
- Phoeb.
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If you get ready now, you can play.
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- Really?!
- Yes.
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That's so exciting! Thanks, Mon.
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But if you touch my guitar again,
I'll have to pound on you a little bit.
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Fair enough. Get ready. I'll get everybody.
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Finally we can start celebrating my...
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[MONICA GASPS]
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I'm sorry, apparently I opened
the door to the past.
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Okay, Monica, Mon.
Okay, what you just saw...
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Can I ask you just a little question?
Why tonight?
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- What?
- I waited my whole life to be engaged.
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And unlike some,
I only plan on doing this once.
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Maybe it's selfish, I'm sorry, but I hoped
tonight could just be about that.
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- Oh, honey, but it is.
- No, it's not.
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Now it's about you getting back together.
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See, you kind of stole my thunder.
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We did not steal your thunder.
We are not getting back together.
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- Yeah, no, and nobody even saw.
- Yeah.
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That's true.
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- We just kissed.
ROSS: It was just a kiss.
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You guys kissed?
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What does this mean?
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Are you back together?
Can I sing at your wedding?
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Thunder being stolen.
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- Phoebe, it's nothing.
- Let's not make a big deal of this.
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ROSS: It was a one-time thing.
It doesn't even matter.
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Oh, my God.
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I cannot believe you guys
are talking about this.
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Problems in the bedroom
are between a man and woman.
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All right? Now, Chandler
is doing the best he can.
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I don't think that's
what they were talking about.
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What a great night.
Chandler can't do it, they kissed.
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- What?
- You guys kissed? This is huge.
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No, it's not huge.
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People thinking it's huge
has led Monica to believe...
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...we're stealing her thunder,
which we aren't.
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We're still talking about it.
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That, and Chandler's problem.
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Monica, listen, listen.
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Would you feel better if we stopped
talking about Ross and Rachel?
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- That would be lovely.
- You got it.
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Now, I can pass for 19, right?
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Yes, you can pass for 19.
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- Really?
- Yes.
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- Seriously?
- Seriously?
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Seriously, no. Okay? You can play
your own age, which is 31.
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[GASPS]
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I'm 30!
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Joey, you are not. You're 31.
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Oh, crap!
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00:13:08,788 --> 00:13:12,957
So, the Plaza. We'll get some mai tais?
Maybe no more for you though.
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00:13:16,003 --> 00:13:19,255
You know, I think I don't feel like
going to the Plaza.
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GROUP: Why?
RACHEL: This is ridiculous.
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I don't want to talk about it.
I don't. Especially with you.
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Pssh. That is wack.
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[PHOEBE PLAYS GUITAR]
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Yeah?
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I'll play it at the wedding.
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Yeah, well, we'll see if they
actually let you play, huh?
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They tell you anything you want to hear...
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...like, "You look 19."
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Then they just take it away,
like, "No, you don't."
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Monica won't take this away.
219
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- Wouldn't she?
- Would she?
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Would she?
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[SNIFFING]
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[GASPS]
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You ate my candy bar!
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ROSS:
Guess who.
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Hey.
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Hey, I just realized we kind of left
some stuff up in the air.
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What did Monica mean:
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"I don't want to talk,"
especially with me?
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Why not especially you and me?
We were both kissing.
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Still thinking about it?
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I'm serious. What did she mean by that?
"Especially you."
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- Oh, who cares?
- I care.
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And so do I.
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I have to talk to her.
Will you let me get changed?
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Okay, sure.
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Am I going to let you watch me?
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No.
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I can't believe her. It's just so typical.
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I know you're upset, but don't forget
there is going to be a wedding.
240
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You are going to throw the bouquet,
and then a honeymoon.
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- Maybe in Paris.
- Paris?
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We will take a moonlit walk
on the Rue de la blah-blah-blah.
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Keep talking.
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We will sprinkle rose petals
on the bed and make love...
245
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...not just because it's romantic,
but because I can.
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I love you.
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CHANDLER:
Mmm.
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Bonjour, monsieur.
249
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Don't say anything,
you might scare it away.
250
00:15:46,695 --> 00:15:47,695
[KNOCKING]
251
00:15:48,030 --> 00:15:50,573
It's Paris. Who knows we're here?
252
00:15:54,119 --> 00:15:55,870
Hi, Pheebs. What's up?
253
00:15:56,080 --> 00:15:59,540
You said I could sing at your wedding,
so I need a small deposit.
254
00:16:01,168 --> 00:16:04,379
- What?
- Good-faith money to hold the date.
255
00:16:04,588 --> 00:16:06,798
We're not giving you a deposit
for our wedding.
256
00:16:07,341 --> 00:16:09,759
Oh, I see.
257
00:16:11,720 --> 00:16:13,721
They break your heart, don't they?
258
00:16:15,015 --> 00:16:17,850
You know, I don't really need
their permission.
259
00:16:18,060 --> 00:16:21,104
You want to sing at their wedding,
sing at their wedding.
260
00:16:21,313 --> 00:16:24,107
Yeah, and if you want to look 19, then you...
261
00:16:24,316 --> 00:16:26,943
You got to do something about your eyes.
262
00:16:27,152 --> 00:16:28,945
What's wrong with my eyes?
263
00:16:29,154 --> 00:16:32,490
They give you away.
There's too much wisdom in there.
264
00:16:36,412 --> 00:16:39,080
Put some tea bags on them for 15 minutes.
265
00:16:39,289 --> 00:16:42,709
- That'll get rid of my wisdom?
- Maybe 10 minutes for you.
266
00:16:44,420 --> 00:16:45,420
[KNOCKING]
267
00:16:45,587 --> 00:16:49,215
Give her the deposit,
give her the ring. I don't care.
268
00:16:52,803 --> 00:16:55,555
- Yes?
- What did you mean when you said...
269
00:16:55,806 --> 00:16:58,599
...you didn't want to talk to anyone,
especially me?
270
00:16:58,809 --> 00:17:03,396
What a great apology.
And you accept it. Bye-bye.
271
00:17:04,773 --> 00:17:08,234
No, seriously, what was
the "especially me" part about?
272
00:17:08,444 --> 00:17:11,112
Let's just say it's not the first time
you've stolen my thunder.
273
00:17:11,363 --> 00:17:12,447
Wha?
274
00:17:12,656 --> 00:17:14,741
Hey, here's a thought...
275
00:17:15,743 --> 00:17:18,036
Monica, what are you talking about?
276
00:17:18,245 --> 00:17:21,414
My sweet 16. You went to third base
with my cousin Charlie.
277
00:17:21,623 --> 00:17:23,875
Ah, third base.
278
00:17:24,918 --> 00:17:27,128
It was all everybody could talk about.
279
00:17:27,337 --> 00:17:31,340
The only reason I did that
was because your party was so boring.
280
00:17:31,550 --> 00:17:32,675
[GASPS]
281
00:17:32,843 --> 00:17:35,094
- We had a caricaturist.
- Oh.
282
00:17:37,097 --> 00:17:40,600
[SINGING] Whenever I get married
Guess who won't be asked to sing
283
00:17:40,851 --> 00:17:45,271
Somebody named Geller
And somebody else named Bing
284
00:17:49,068 --> 00:17:52,653
Monica, your sweet 16
was like a million years ago.
285
00:17:52,863 --> 00:17:54,614
Yet here you are doing it again.
286
00:17:54,823 --> 00:17:57,158
Oh, I don't want to steal your stupid thunder.
287
00:17:57,409 --> 00:18:00,244
Why else would you have
made out with Ross?
288
00:18:00,454 --> 00:18:02,538
Got me.
289
00:18:03,499 --> 00:18:07,585
Easy, mimey, the moment has passed.
It ain't gonna happen.
290
00:18:09,338 --> 00:18:11,422
It'd be nice if I could have this night.
291
00:18:11,632 --> 00:18:13,841
I never wanted any part of your night.
292
00:18:14,051 --> 00:18:15,635
No one was supposed to see us.
293
00:18:15,844 --> 00:18:19,555
Is that why you did it in the secret hallway,
where nobody ever goes?
294
00:18:21,183 --> 00:18:22,975
Uh, Rachel, I've been thinking.
295
00:18:23,185 --> 00:18:27,522
I don't think us getting together
tonight is such a good idea.
296
00:18:27,773 --> 00:18:29,899
I'm calling it off.
297
00:18:31,318 --> 00:18:34,153
Way to save your dignity, my man.
298
00:18:34,905 --> 00:18:39,659
Mon, why, why would I ever want
to take away from your night?
299
00:18:39,868 --> 00:18:42,453
I don't know, maybe you feel
a little resentful.
300
00:18:42,704 --> 00:18:45,414
Maybe you thought you'd get married first.
301
00:18:45,582 --> 00:18:46,874
Maybe you can't stand...
302
00:18:47,042 --> 00:18:50,211
...that your formerly fat friend
is getting married first.
303
00:18:50,420 --> 00:18:54,757
Oh, wow, that... You know what?
That is so unfair.
304
00:18:55,008 --> 00:18:57,593
Now I want to steal your thunder.
305
00:18:57,761 --> 00:19:00,263
Come on, Ross. Let's go have sex!
306
00:19:09,690 --> 00:19:13,067
I can't believe you're gonna have sex
on my engagement night.
307
00:19:13,277 --> 00:19:14,986
Well, somebody should.
308
00:19:18,157 --> 00:19:20,074
Look, if we're gonna do this...
309
00:19:20,284 --> 00:19:22,869
We're not. She's just gonna think we are.
310
00:19:23,078 --> 00:19:25,288
I see, so everybody wins.
311
00:19:26,874 --> 00:19:27,915
[KNOCKING]
312
00:19:28,083 --> 00:19:29,792
- Who is it?
MONICA: It's Monica, open up.
313
00:19:30,002 --> 00:19:33,629
Okay, Ross, stop it. Please, wait a minute.
314
00:19:34,965 --> 00:19:36,757
Ow!
315
00:19:37,134 --> 00:19:39,135
Yeah, you like that, baby?
316
00:19:42,848 --> 00:19:44,056
May we help you?
317
00:19:44,725 --> 00:19:49,187
I wanted to say I hope you have sex,
and I hope you get back together.
318
00:19:49,438 --> 00:19:52,481
I warn you, the night
you announce your engagement...
319
00:19:52,691 --> 00:19:55,443
...I'm going to announce
that I'm pregnant.
320
00:19:55,819 --> 00:19:58,696
How is that ever going to happen?
321
00:19:58,947 --> 00:20:01,741
Do you want to know why
I was with Ross tonight?
322
00:20:01,992 --> 00:20:03,284
- I know why.
- You don't.
323
00:20:03,493 --> 00:20:06,662
- Okay, why?
- Because I was sad.
324
00:20:07,289 --> 00:20:08,331
What do you mean?
325
00:20:08,790 --> 00:20:11,667
Look, I am so...
326
00:20:11,877 --> 00:20:15,213
...so happy for you guys.
327
00:20:15,422 --> 00:20:19,217
But you getting married reminds me
of the fact that I'm not.
328
00:20:19,468 --> 00:20:20,927
I'm not even close.
329
00:20:21,136 --> 00:20:24,263
Maybe I just wanted
to make myself feel better.
330
00:20:24,473 --> 00:20:27,558
I know that that's dumb,
but you were so depressed...
331
00:20:27,809 --> 00:20:30,269
...when Ross got married,
you slept with Chandler.
332
00:20:32,481 --> 00:20:35,233
I don't care, she slept with me.
333
00:20:36,109 --> 00:20:40,696
Anyway, sweetie,
I am so sorry I ruined your night.
334
00:20:42,324 --> 00:20:45,576
I'm sorry I almost made you sleep with Ross.
335
00:20:50,874 --> 00:20:52,917
I'm gonna take off.
336
00:20:54,878 --> 00:20:57,463
- Congratulations, man.
- Thanks.
337
00:20:57,631 --> 00:20:59,715
- And Rachel.
- Yeah.
338
00:20:59,925 --> 00:21:01,008
ROSS:
What can I say?
339
00:21:01,218 --> 00:21:03,010
You missed your chance.
340
00:21:03,262 --> 00:21:08,391
From now on, the only person who's
going to enjoy these bad boys is me.
341
00:21:18,068 --> 00:21:20,861
[SINGING]
We thought Phoebe would leave
342
00:21:21,071 --> 00:21:23,906
But she just stayed and stayed
343
00:21:24,157 --> 00:21:26,409
That's right, I'm here all night
344
00:21:26,660 --> 00:21:28,202
And Chandler will never get...
345
00:21:28,412 --> 00:21:30,997
Hey, here's a dollar.
346
00:21:31,248 --> 00:21:34,041
Consider it a deposit.
Please sing at our wedding.
347
00:21:34,251 --> 00:21:36,377
- Oh, thank you.
- Okay.
348
00:21:37,170 --> 00:21:40,381
[SINGING]
Now who will perform the ceremony?
349
00:21:40,590 --> 00:21:42,133
Who will perform the cer...?
350
00:21:42,301 --> 00:21:43,634
Oh, oh.
351
00:21:46,346 --> 00:21:48,597
I'll pound on him in the morning.
352
00:21:52,811 --> 00:21:54,812
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