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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:21,280 --> 00:00:23,408 At this stage, no one really knows who or what 2 00:00:23,420 --> 00:00:25,560 is responsible for this gruesome incident. 3 00:00:25,760 --> 00:00:29,840 Several animals have been slain in what could be described as an occult ritual. 4 00:00:30,240 --> 00:00:32,548 There is no explaining how these animals were drained 5 00:00:32,560 --> 00:00:34,880 of blood without significant cuts or injuries. 6 00:00:35,120 --> 00:00:38,600 I'm here with Vidar Hårr who is in charge of this farm, - 7 00:00:38,920 --> 00:00:41,560 - and Vidar, you awoke to this nightmare. 8 00:00:42,120 --> 00:00:43,799 Who do you think is responsible? 9 00:00:43,800 --> 00:00:46,880 This is the Devil's work, and he is not welcome on our farm. 10 00:00:47,120 --> 00:00:50,039 If he returns, I'm gonna pump him full of lead with this shotgun. 11 00:00:50,040 --> 00:00:51,399 In the name of Jesus. 12 00:00:51,400 --> 00:00:54,239 It's not easy to get to the bottom of this, ehh... 13 00:00:54,240 --> 00:00:56,399 The circumstances are quite absurd. 14 00:00:56,400 --> 00:00:59,880 At this stage, we have yet to acquire any serious information. 15 00:01:00,320 --> 00:01:01,960 What do you mean by "serious"? 16 00:01:02,240 --> 00:01:03,320 Ehh... 17 00:01:03,680 --> 00:01:04,879 Seriously! 18 00:01:04,880 --> 00:01:06,960 I woke up in the middle of a pentagram, - 19 00:01:07,680 --> 00:01:09,799 - turned my head to the right, and behold... 20 00:01:09,800 --> 00:01:11,680 a sheep. 21 00:01:12,400 --> 00:01:15,799 Then, I turned my head to the left, and behold... 22 00:01:15,800 --> 00:01:17,399 yet another sheep. 23 00:01:17,400 --> 00:01:18,719 They were both dead. 24 00:01:18,720 --> 00:01:20,120 What went through your mind? 25 00:01:20,920 --> 00:01:21,960 Are these our sheep? 26 00:01:22,200 --> 00:01:23,720 Don't eat the microphone! 27 00:01:24,040 --> 00:01:25,120 Were they your sheep? 28 00:01:25,280 --> 00:01:26,120 They were. 29 00:01:26,121 --> 00:01:29,039 'Every Sunday members of 'The Children of Creation', -' 30 00:01:29,040 --> 00:01:33,679 - an extremely conservative Christian congregation, gather for worship. 31 00:01:33,680 --> 00:01:38,440 Today, they are preparing an attack against the evil that has struck their community. 32 00:01:39,520 --> 00:01:41,880 'We will pray strenuously for the Hårrs.' 33 00:01:42,800 --> 00:01:46,520 Through prayer we will build a divine fence around their farmstead, - 34 00:01:47,080 --> 00:01:49,160 - on top of blessing the livestock. 35 00:01:50,040 --> 00:01:53,839 'We hope these measures will deflect any further satanic attacks. 36 00:01:53,840 --> 00:01:56,960 'And they will. Jesus is on our side.' 37 00:02:03,880 --> 00:02:05,880 Vidar, why are we watching this? 38 00:02:08,560 --> 00:02:11,080 I just wanted to prepare you. 39 00:02:13,440 --> 00:02:15,000 Prepare me? 40 00:02:16,080 --> 00:02:19,360 Yeah. This story won't make any fucking sense. 41 00:02:24,600 --> 00:02:26,160 Why would you say that? 42 00:02:28,800 --> 00:02:31,080 'Cause I'm not right in the head, that's why. 43 00:02:32,160 --> 00:02:35,680 I no longer know what's up or down; what's right or wrong. 44 00:02:35,840 --> 00:02:37,760 When am I dreaming? What's reality? 45 00:02:38,520 --> 00:02:40,199 I've lost my fucking marbles! 46 00:02:40,200 --> 00:02:41,759 That's Why I'm here, right? 47 00:02:41,760 --> 00:02:45,160 To see if you can help me out, straighten my head, - 48 00:02:45,640 --> 00:02:47,800 - fix me, if at all possible. 49 00:02:51,200 --> 00:02:52,960 Nothing is impossible. 50 00:02:54,680 --> 00:02:58,399 The best way to go about this would be for you to tell your story, - 51 00:02:58,400 --> 00:03:01,880 - and together we can work out whether or not this story makes any sense. 52 00:03:03,120 --> 00:03:04,400 Does that make sense? 53 00:03:07,080 --> 00:03:10,360 Fine. Where do we start? 54 00:03:11,440 --> 00:03:13,160 From the beginning is usually best. 55 00:03:13,840 --> 00:03:15,600 From the very beginning? 56 00:03:16,040 --> 00:03:19,520 Where I was born, grew up, that sort of stuff? 57 00:03:20,520 --> 00:03:22,439 Or shall we begin when I was born into darkness... 58 00:03:22,440 --> 00:03:24,960 Start wherever you like, Vidar. 59 00:03:27,520 --> 00:03:28,520 Very well. 60 00:03:30,720 --> 00:03:31,720 Okay. 61 00:03:35,280 --> 00:03:39,359 It was an ordinary day... 62 00:03:39,360 --> 00:03:42,839 and as usual it started at the break of dawn. 63 00:03:42,840 --> 00:03:46,800 You should know, I've never been a morning person, - 64 00:03:47,800 --> 00:03:49,520 '- and I never will be. 65 00:03:50,160 --> 00:03:52,599 'But as a farmer you have no choice. 66 00:03:52,600 --> 00:03:55,680 'There's too much shit to be done.' 67 00:04:15,880 --> 00:04:18,400 Shut the fuck up! 68 00:04:55,600 --> 00:04:59,880 Free time is drinking time. 69 00:05:01,240 --> 00:05:06,160 And drinking time is angst time. 70 00:05:07,200 --> 00:05:12,160 And angst time, yeah, that's my time. 71 00:05:13,000 --> 00:05:18,160 So, my time is best without free time. 72 00:05:27,920 --> 00:05:30,120 Slow and steady wins the race! 73 00:05:31,680 --> 00:05:36,360 Work time is a dull time. 74 00:05:37,480 --> 00:05:42,480 And a dull time is a grave time. 75 00:05:43,080 --> 00:05:48,160 And a grave time, yeah, that's my time B. 76 00:05:48,800 --> 00:05:54,200 So, my time is best without work time. 77 00:06:07,320 --> 00:06:12,040 Night time is a good time B. 78 00:06:12,840 --> 00:06:17,960 And a good time is free time. 79 00:06:18,520 --> 00:06:23,320 Yeah, free time, yeah, that's my time. 80 00:06:24,240 --> 00:06:29,560 Yet, my time is best without free time. 81 00:07:30,520 --> 00:07:32,120 Why weren't you in church? 82 00:07:32,560 --> 00:07:35,080 I had to work. Mom's not feeling well. 83 00:07:35,680 --> 00:07:37,559 Thou shalt keep the Sabbath holy. 84 00:07:37,560 --> 00:07:39,320 Thou shalt SHUT YOUR FACE! 85 00:07:42,240 --> 00:07:43,680 What do you want? 86 00:07:44,320 --> 00:07:46,960 Karin wants to ask you something. 87 00:07:53,440 --> 00:07:54,320 Then I will ask. 88 00:07:54,321 --> 00:07:57,360 Would you like to go... steady with Karin? 89 00:07:59,680 --> 00:08:01,600 I thought you were going steady with Jonas. 90 00:08:01,760 --> 00:08:04,000 They broke up. She wants to be with you now. 91 00:08:05,760 --> 00:08:06,760 For real? 92 00:08:07,120 --> 00:08:09,000 Do you want to go steady or not? 93 00:08:11,440 --> 00:08:13,520 I don't really know. 94 00:08:16,600 --> 00:08:17,880 Don't you want to? 95 00:08:19,120 --> 00:08:21,560 Sure, I guess I do. 96 00:08:22,000 --> 00:08:23,040 Say yes, then. 97 00:08:24,920 --> 00:08:25,960 Very well. 98 00:08:26,280 --> 00:08:27,440 Come join us outside. 99 00:08:28,400 --> 00:08:29,400 Okay. 100 00:08:40,280 --> 00:08:42,799 God, I'm bound for the meadows. 101 00:08:42,800 --> 00:08:45,360 B To drown all of my sorrows. 102 00:08:45,800 --> 00:08:48,119 Dirty water will swallow me whole. 103 00:08:48,120 --> 00:08:50,480 And in silence I will go down 104 00:08:51,360 --> 00:08:53,639 n I have to go, please understand 105 00:08:53,640 --> 00:08:56,000 n I need get there as soon as I can. 106 00:08:56,920 --> 00:08:59,119 All my hardships are overcome 107 00:08:59,120 --> 00:09:01,280 41 The gates of heaven are open to me D 108 00:09:02,160 --> 00:09:04,800 n 80, if you see me hop-skipping away. 109 00:09:05,160 --> 00:09:07,360 Singing all to myself. 110 00:09:07,880 --> 00:09:10,319 Tell my mom I attempted to give 111 00:09:10,320 --> 00:09:12,600 n A legacy to my son. 112 00:09:13,440 --> 00:09:15,640 God, I'm bound for the meadows. 113 00:09:16,000 --> 00:09:18,520 B To drown all of my sorrows. 114 00:09:19,040 --> 00:09:21,239 Dirty water will swallow me whole. 115 00:09:21,240 --> 00:09:24,160 And in silence I will go down. 116 00:09:26,120 --> 00:09:29,360 Did you really think Karin wanted to go steady with you? 117 00:09:32,400 --> 00:09:34,480 You will never get a girlfriend. 118 00:09:39,520 --> 00:09:40,679 Fucking farmer! 119 00:09:40,680 --> 00:09:41,840 Stop crying! 120 00:09:42,080 --> 00:09:44,079 Run home to your mama! 121 00:09:44,080 --> 00:09:45,680 Oh, Lord! 122 00:09:50,560 --> 00:09:52,799 I dare not wait any longer. 123 00:09:52,800 --> 00:09:55,160 While Jesus is still by my side 124 00:09:55,880 --> 00:09:58,319 n The pearly gates will be open to me. 125 00:09:58,320 --> 00:10:00,960 Although some folks will disagree. 126 00:10:01,640 --> 00:10:03,720 God, I'm bound for the meadows. 127 00:10:04,080 --> 00:10:06,720 B To drown all of my sorrows. 128 00:10:07,120 --> 00:10:09,400 Dirty water will swallow me whole. 129 00:10:09,640 --> 00:10:12,720 And in silence I will go down. 130 00:10:13,160 --> 00:10:14,680 'Vidar, is that you?' 131 00:10:15,080 --> 00:10:16,080 Yes. 132 00:10:16,160 --> 00:10:18,360 'Who rang the doorbell earlier?' 133 00:10:20,120 --> 00:10:21,720 Some kids from church. 134 00:10:21,920 --> 00:10:23,000 'What'd they want?' 135 00:10:24,680 --> 00:10:25,400 Nothing. 136 00:10:25,560 --> 00:10:27,400 'Could you get me a glass of water?' 137 00:10:35,560 --> 00:10:37,000 What's that? 138 00:10:40,040 --> 00:10:41,360 Water. 139 00:10:51,760 --> 00:10:53,359 Did you close the tap? 140 00:10:53,360 --> 00:10:54,360 Mmhm. 141 00:10:55,640 --> 00:10:57,159 Turn on the cooling? 142 00:10:57,160 --> 00:10:58,160 Yes. 143 00:11:01,720 --> 00:11:03,119 Tuck in the pigs? 144 00:11:03,120 --> 00:11:05,200 I've taken care of everything. 145 00:11:13,920 --> 00:11:15,840 You're a good boy, Vidar. 146 00:11:23,360 --> 00:11:25,680 Remember your bedtime prayers. 147 00:11:26,320 --> 00:11:27,320 YES. 148 00:11:29,680 --> 00:11:32,039 'If you truly exist... 149 00:11:32,040 --> 00:11:33,479 'If you can hear my prayers, -' 150 00:11:33,480 --> 00:11:36,720 - you have to wake me from this fucking nightmare! 151 00:11:37,760 --> 00:11:39,319 I can't take this anymore. 152 00:11:39,320 --> 00:11:41,280 I hate my life! 153 00:11:42,000 --> 00:11:46,280 I'm 33 years old, god damnit, and I still live at home with my mom. 154 00:11:48,200 --> 00:11:49,200 I want out! 155 00:11:50,240 --> 00:11:51,760 All I ever do is work. 156 00:11:52,640 --> 00:11:54,280 I want to live freely. 157 00:11:55,080 --> 00:11:57,360 I want to drink, fuck and fight! 158 00:11:58,400 --> 00:12:03,000 I want to taste a variety of women in their twenties and up. 159 00:12:06,040 --> 00:12:07,200 Twenty plus. 160 00:12:10,200 --> 00:12:11,240 Amen. 161 00:14:19,400 --> 00:14:21,760 Come. 162 00:14:47,520 --> 00:14:51,680 'Ask and it will be given to you; - 163 00:14:53,880 --> 00:14:57,880 '- seek and you will find.' 164 00:17:29,000 --> 00:17:31,039 Who turned on the fucking lights? 165 00:17:31,040 --> 00:17:34,480 'I did.' 166 00:17:35,560 --> 00:17:36,800 Who am I? 167 00:17:37,080 --> 00:17:42,520 'I am the Alpha and the Omega, the First and the Last. 168 00:17:43,000 --> 00:17:47,280 'I am the Living One; I was dead, and now look, I am alive forever and ever!' 169 00:17:47,560 --> 00:17:48,639 I can't see shit. 170 00:17:48,640 --> 00:17:53,080 'Fear ye not! Soon you will see the world through brand new eyes. 171 00:17:54,160 --> 00:17:57,720 'He who has Christ in him is a new creature: 172 00:17:58,440 --> 00:18:02,440 'Old things are passed away; all things are become new. 173 00:18:03,840 --> 00:18:06,239 'I have come into the world as a light; - 174 00:18:06,240 --> 00:18:10,000 '- that you may have life, and have it to the full.' 175 00:18:11,040 --> 00:18:17,560 Do you accept Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior? 176 00:18:18,280 --> 00:18:21,960 Lord, save me! 177 00:18:32,440 --> 00:18:34,240 This is my body. 178 00:18:36,040 --> 00:18:37,239 Open wide... 179 00:18:37,240 --> 00:18:41,960 and eat! 180 00:18:45,880 --> 00:18:49,960 Whoever eats my flesh and drinks my blood remains in me, - 181 00:18:50,760 --> 00:18:52,640 - and I remain in them. 182 00:18:55,280 --> 00:18:58,240 I'm sorry. Let me see if I got this straight. 183 00:18:59,680 --> 00:19:02,280 What you're telling me is that... 184 00:19:02,920 --> 00:19:05,200 you accepted Jesus? 185 00:19:06,280 --> 00:19:10,440 I accepted the body of Christ; I became one with Jesus. 186 00:19:12,560 --> 00:19:14,279 And, Jesus himself was there? 187 00:19:14,280 --> 00:19:16,120 In person, - 188 00:19:16,840 --> 00:19:18,039 - violated you orally, - 189 00:19:18,040 --> 00:19:21,359 - before offering his blood. The blood of the covenant... 190 00:19:21,360 --> 00:19:22,480 to you? 191 00:19:23,080 --> 00:19:26,040 And this took place in your mom's barn? 192 00:19:26,640 --> 00:19:28,439 Yes. 193 00:19:28,440 --> 00:19:30,680 That's right. 194 00:19:40,720 --> 00:19:45,640 Yeah... I'm a little hesitant to ask what happened next - 195 00:19:45,880 --> 00:19:48,720 - after you... accepted Jesus. 196 00:19:51,000 --> 00:19:53,080 I got sick. 197 00:20:07,360 --> 00:20:08,360 Okay? 198 00:20:09,320 --> 00:20:11,680 'I tried everything: 199 00:20:12,080 --> 00:20:14,520 Traditional medicine, modern medicine, - 200 00:20:15,040 --> 00:20:18,759 '- strong medicine, herbal medicine.' 201 00:20:18,760 --> 00:20:23,160 I tried physical therapy, light therapy, homeopathy. 202 00:20:23,440 --> 00:20:25,160 I tried healing. 203 00:20:25,400 --> 00:20:26,839 I tried everything. 204 00:20:26,840 --> 00:20:28,440 Nothing worked. 205 00:20:28,680 --> 00:20:31,439 'I fell deeper and deeper into darkness. 206 00:20:31,440 --> 00:20:34,400 'Slouched around indoors like a fucking sloth.“ 207 00:20:34,560 --> 00:20:37,559 Had to hire a contract worker to maintain the farm. 208 00:20:37,560 --> 00:20:40,880 'In the end I was so weak; I could barely stand up straight.' 209 00:20:42,760 --> 00:20:44,520 Luckily, my mom came to the rescue. 210 00:20:46,400 --> 00:20:49,120 'She knew the way to salvation.' 211 00:21:02,640 --> 00:21:04,839 'My dear fellowship...' 212 00:21:04,840 --> 00:21:06,960 '..a most wonderful Sunday to you all.' 213 00:21:07,520 --> 00:21:11,360 I must confess, my heart is filled with joy by today's great attendance. 214 00:21:12,600 --> 00:21:17,720 But, I guess that is to be expected as we are graced by the presence of celebrity. 215 00:21:19,360 --> 00:21:22,799 Our guest has traveled, by train, all the way from Kristiansand - 216 00:21:22,800 --> 00:21:26,120 - in order to help brother Vidar, who's struggling with health issues. 217 00:21:26,440 --> 00:21:27,440 Hallelujah. 218 00:21:28,200 --> 00:21:31,640 A most heartfelt welcome to Tor Magne Abrahamsen. 219 00:21:33,000 --> 00:21:34,200 Hallelujah! 220 00:21:37,400 --> 00:21:38,960 Hallelujah! 221 00:21:42,480 --> 00:21:43,840 Thank you very much. 222 00:21:44,320 --> 00:21:45,960 God bless you, Tor Magne! 223 00:21:46,280 --> 00:21:47,560 Right back at you! 224 00:21:49,880 --> 00:21:51,160 Hallelujah. 225 00:21:52,840 --> 00:21:54,760 HALLELUJAH! 226 00:21:56,920 --> 00:21:59,639 My thanks to 'The Children of Creation' - 227 00:21:59,640 --> 00:22:03,760 - for this wonderful opportunity to practice God's almighty medicine. 228 00:22:04,400 --> 00:22:07,559 Right, as you can see, the offering bag is being passed around. 229 00:22:07,560 --> 00:22:09,839 Salvation, unfortunately, doesn't come free. 230 00:22:09,840 --> 00:22:11,559 Notes are better than coins. 231 00:22:11,560 --> 00:22:12,759 Hallelujah. 232 00:22:12,760 --> 00:22:14,039 Hallelujah. 233 00:22:14,040 --> 00:22:17,160 Yeah. All jokes aside. 234 00:22:17,800 --> 00:22:19,559 Shall we pray to God above...? 235 00:22:19,560 --> 00:22:20,599 Yeah. 236 00:22:20,600 --> 00:22:22,439 To help, - 237 00:22:22,440 --> 00:22:24,320 - and to heal... 238 00:22:24,800 --> 00:22:27,479 Vidar's corrupted soul. 239 00:22:27,480 --> 00:22:28,760 Yeah! 240 00:22:29,000 --> 00:22:30,359 Shall we pray to God?! 241 00:22:30,360 --> 00:22:31,840 'YEAH!' 242 00:22:32,200 --> 00:22:33,560 Then, let's do this. 243 00:22:35,800 --> 00:22:37,079 Dear Jesus... 244 00:22:37,080 --> 00:22:38,559 Dear Jesus. 245 00:22:38,560 --> 00:22:40,200 Lord Jesus. 246 00:22:43,120 --> 00:22:44,400 Jesus, - 247 00:22:44,920 --> 00:22:47,039 - may your power - 248 00:22:47,040 --> 00:22:48,679 - penetrate... 249 00:22:48,680 --> 00:22:51,160 Vidar's corrupted soul. 250 00:22:53,440 --> 00:22:54,679 Hallelujah. 251 00:22:54,680 --> 00:22:56,080 Hallelujah! 252 00:22:56,320 --> 00:23:00,280 I claim authority over all suffering: 253 00:23:01,640 --> 00:23:02,800 Borreliosis, - 254 00:23:03,040 --> 00:23:03,680 - AIDS, - 255 00:23:03,681 --> 00:23:04,719 - all forms of cancer, - 256 00:23:04,720 --> 00:23:06,159 - all heart disease, - 257 00:23:06,160 --> 00:23:06,920 - porphyria, - 258 00:23:06,921 --> 00:23:08,320 - fibromyalgia, - 259 00:23:08,520 --> 00:23:09,840 - homophilia... 260 00:23:10,480 --> 00:23:12,440 all suffering! 261 00:23:13,200 --> 00:23:15,160 Yeah, hallelujah! 262 00:23:15,880 --> 00:23:18,239 - YEAH, HALLELUJAH! - Hallelujah! 263 00:23:18,240 --> 00:23:22,080 CHASE THE DEVIL OUT OF HIS BODY! 264 00:23:22,320 --> 00:23:23,439 HALLELUJAH! 265 00:23:23,440 --> 00:23:26,760 YEAH, OUT! OUT OF HIS BODY! 266 00:23:27,520 --> 00:23:31,040 Out of his body. Hallelujah! 267 00:23:37,440 --> 00:23:38,720 Yes. 268 00:23:45,000 --> 00:23:46,000 Yes. 269 00:23:46,560 --> 00:23:48,359 I have Jesus on the line. 270 00:23:48,360 --> 00:23:50,239 Oh... Oh, hallelujah! 271 00:23:50,240 --> 00:23:53,360 It's Tor Magne, Jesus. Speak to me, speak to me. 272 00:23:53,840 --> 00:23:54,840 Yes. 273 00:23:55,000 --> 00:23:56,800 He says: 274 00:23:58,640 --> 00:24:00,960 "“I am the light of the World." 275 00:24:02,480 --> 00:24:03,520 Jesus. 276 00:24:03,880 --> 00:24:09,720 “He who walks in the light shall not fall into darkness, - 277 00:24:10,600 --> 00:24:12,320 - but follow me.“ 278 00:24:12,560 --> 00:24:13,840 Jesus. 279 00:24:15,280 --> 00:24:16,600 'It's obvious. 280 00:24:17,000 --> 00:24:19,599 Jesus is the light! 281 00:24:19,600 --> 00:24:21,200 YEAH! 282 00:24:22,240 --> 00:24:25,040 Cast the Devil out! 283 00:24:26,080 --> 00:24:28,280 Out! Out! Out! 284 00:24:33,240 --> 00:24:37,719 Let Jesus take the wheel, Vidar! 285 00:24:37,720 --> 00:24:39,239 Yeah! 286 00:24:39,240 --> 00:24:41,319 Yeah! Hallelujah! 287 00:24:41,320 --> 00:24:47,120 Seize the day. Bathe in heavenly light. 288 00:24:47,520 --> 00:24:48,520 Amen. 289 00:24:48,800 --> 00:24:50,119 Amen. 290 00:24:50,120 --> 00:24:52,520 Jesus... Jesus... 291 00:24:55,120 --> 00:24:56,960 Your soul shall be cleansed. 292 00:24:58,120 --> 00:25:01,320 Cast away the shadow of The Beast. 293 00:25:05,000 --> 00:25:07,480 HOLY HEEEEEEEEE... 294 00:25:11,240 --> 00:25:13,960 So, you wear this suit on a daily basis? 295 00:25:15,560 --> 00:25:20,200 Ehh, no. I usually sleep during the day. 296 00:25:21,040 --> 00:25:23,440 I don't always wear... this. 297 00:25:24,160 --> 00:25:26,399 Because you're allergic to sunlight? 298 00:25:26,400 --> 00:25:28,040 Something like that. 299 00:25:31,320 --> 00:25:34,359 So, let's imagine... 300 00:25:34,360 --> 00:25:38,159 You leave here today without wearing your suit. 301 00:25:38,160 --> 00:25:39,760 What would happen? 302 00:25:40,080 --> 00:25:42,880 Then it all goes straight to hell. 303 00:25:43,760 --> 00:25:45,720 How so? 304 00:25:46,640 --> 00:25:48,480 I get severely sunburnt. 305 00:25:56,280 --> 00:25:59,120 ARE WE THERE YET?!? 306 00:26:41,400 --> 00:26:42,560 Vidar? 307 00:26:43,680 --> 00:26:44,960 Vidar'?! 308 00:26:45,480 --> 00:26:47,840 Help! Help! 309 00:26:55,480 --> 00:26:59,600 “Until we meet again, Vidar... 310 00:27:11,240 --> 00:27:13,000 Today is a sad day. 311 00:27:13,840 --> 00:27:17,000 Our congregation has lost a most beloved child. 312 00:27:18,080 --> 00:27:21,760 A mother has lost her one and only son. 313 00:27:22,280 --> 00:27:25,520 A good son and an even better Christian. 314 00:27:26,440 --> 00:27:29,320 An unselfish, hard-working farmer - 315 00:27:29,880 --> 00:27:34,080 - who sacrificed blood and sweat in order to cultivate God's pastures. 316 00:27:40,040 --> 00:27:42,640 He nurtured God's creations. 317 00:27:42,840 --> 00:27:44,679 He provided for his family. 318 00:27:44,680 --> 00:27:47,120 He took care of the ones he loved. 319 00:27:48,080 --> 00:27:52,960 Dear Vidar, you have without a doubt earned a place in the Kingdom of Heaven. 320 00:27:53,440 --> 00:28:00,040 What a friend we have in Jesus. 321 00:28:00,320 --> 00:28:05,760 All our sins and griefs to bear. 322 00:28:07,000 --> 00:28:13,200 What a privilege to carry. 323 00:28:13,920 --> 00:28:20,040 Everything to God in prayer. 324 00:28:22,360 --> 00:28:25,040 From the earth you have come. 325 00:28:28,160 --> 00:28:30,640 Back to the earth you shall go. 326 00:28:34,320 --> 00:28:36,480 From the earth you will rise again. 327 00:28:56,640 --> 00:29:01,680 "Our Lord, Jesus Christ says: “I am the resurrection and the life." 328 00:29:02,640 --> 00:29:05,520 "The one who believes in me will live, even though they die.“" 329 00:30:55,840 --> 00:30:57,240 Run home to your mama! 330 00:32:01,320 --> 00:32:04,360 I drive a car. 331 00:32:06,080 --> 00:32:09,320 This is my steed 332 00:32:11,000 --> 00:32:15,599 n I drive around and about. 333 00:32:15,600 --> 00:32:18,840 At cruising speed 334 00:32:20,320 --> 00:32:23,480 41 My senses are sharpened 41 335 00:32:24,920 --> 00:32:27,960 n I have no cargo. 336 00:32:29,760 --> 00:32:32,800 Drifting through Jaeren. 337 00:32:33,640 --> 00:32:37,760 My steed goes where the wind blows 338 00:32:39,000 --> 00:32:42,240 n I'm “m the zone 41 339 00:32:43,880 --> 00:32:46,480 I'm all alone. 340 00:32:48,640 --> 00:32:49,760 MOM! 341 00:32:50,480 --> 00:32:52,200 LET ME IN! 342 00:32:54,240 --> 00:32:55,680 MOM!?? 343 00:32:56,040 --> 00:32:58,120 WHY IS THE DOOR LOCKED?! 344 00:33:01,000 --> 00:33:02,360 MOOOM!!'?? 345 00:33:04,000 --> 00:33:05,160 MOM!!! 346 00:33:27,920 --> 00:33:29,440 Didn't you hear me? 347 00:33:31,680 --> 00:33:32,919 What's with the shotgun? 348 00:33:32,920 --> 00:33:35,280 AWAY FROM ME, SATAN! 349 00:34:22,760 --> 00:34:25,280 'Drink and drain it dry, my son. 350 00:34:26,760 --> 00:34:29,000 'You must retain tendon strength. 351 00:34:31,680 --> 00:34:35,120 'Whoever serves me must follow me... 352 00:34:37,800 --> 00:34:41,000 '- and our throne shall be in the city.' 353 00:34:55,440 --> 00:34:57,440 'How long have you lived in Stavanger?' 354 00:34:57,920 --> 00:34:59,320 Long enough. 355 00:35:01,080 --> 00:35:03,680 It doesn't sound like you're thriving. 356 00:35:05,880 --> 00:35:08,360 It was cool when I first got here. 357 00:35:08,680 --> 00:35:11,359 Everything was new and exciting. 358 00:35:11,360 --> 00:35:13,320 Lots of people - lots of noise. 359 00:35:14,400 --> 00:35:20,119 But I've tasted all this city has to offer and I simply can't stomach it anymore. 360 00:35:20,120 --> 00:35:21,680 I can't! 361 00:35:23,760 --> 00:35:25,640 So, Why don't you move back? 362 00:35:26,320 --> 00:35:28,480 Why don't I move back? 363 00:35:30,440 --> 00:35:35,840 "“A prophet has no honor in his own town, nor in his own house..." 364 00:35:37,160 --> 00:35:39,240 and in my case: anywhere. 365 00:35:42,200 --> 00:35:45,520 You used the word "to taste". 366 00:35:48,040 --> 00:35:49,480 To taste? 367 00:35:50,280 --> 00:35:55,680 Yes, you said: 'I've tasted all this city has to offer.” 368 00:35:57,640 --> 00:35:59,320 What do you mean by that? 369 00:36:00,720 --> 00:36:02,480 That should be pretty self-explanatory... 370 00:36:03,080 --> 00:36:06,280 You're going to taste a variety of women... 371 00:36:06,640 --> 00:36:08,600 - in their twenties and up. 372 00:36:09,760 --> 00:36:10,799 I am? 373 00:36:10,800 --> 00:36:13,040 Yes! Twenty plus. 374 00:36:13,840 --> 00:36:15,399 For real? 375 00:36:15,400 --> 00:36:17,360 Yes, for real. 376 00:36:18,400 --> 00:36:20,160 What else do you want me to do, Vidar? 377 00:36:20,320 --> 00:36:22,440 Do I need to walk on water? 378 00:36:23,200 --> 00:36:26,240 I've raised you from the dead, god damnit! 379 00:36:26,880 --> 00:36:29,479 Two fucking times already. 380 00:36:29,480 --> 00:36:32,028 That alone should give you a massive hard-on, 381 00:36:32,040 --> 00:36:34,600 but you're just sitting there like a limp dick. 382 00:36:34,880 --> 00:36:37,200 You're a frightened little lamb. 383 00:36:37,440 --> 00:36:41,760 You've choked your natural instincts for 20 fucking years! 384 00:36:42,000 --> 00:36:43,760 What the fuck!? 385 00:36:44,280 --> 00:36:46,320 It's totally insane. 386 00:36:46,760 --> 00:36:48,880 We can't go on like this. 387 00:36:50,280 --> 00:36:51,320 No- 388 00:36:51,880 --> 00:36:54,348 It's about time you started worshiping the pleasures 389 00:36:54,360 --> 00:36:56,839 of life, instead of practicing abstinence. 390 00:36:56,840 --> 00:36:58,399 Fuck abstinence. 391 00:36:58,400 --> 00:37:00,440 We are all animals, Vidar. 392 00:37:00,840 --> 00:37:02,600 I'm an animal. 393 00:37:03,120 --> 00:37:06,480 You are also an animal, and the pastures are out there. 394 00:37:09,040 --> 00:37:11,760 Could you do me a favor? 395 00:37:12,200 --> 00:37:13,639 What? 396 00:37:13,640 --> 00:37:18,600 Grow some balls and go through the wide gate. 397 00:37:22,120 --> 00:37:25,640 'I have drunk the wine of wrath from Babylon's fornication. 398 00:37:25,800 --> 00:37:30,160 'I have sullied myself with snakes, rats, and whores. 399 00:37:30,400 --> 00:37:32,888 'I'm so fucking dirty that I'll never get rid 400 00:37:32,900 --> 00:37:35,400 of the stench, no matter how many times I wash. 401 00:37:36,480 --> 00:37:39,400 'I've walked through the gate that leads to destruction. 402 00:37:40,560 --> 00:37:42,600 'There is no turning back. 403 00:37:43,680 --> 00:37:45,760 'I can only move forward.' 404 00:37:53,120 --> 00:37:54,160 Vidar. 405 00:37:56,320 --> 00:37:57,480 Vidar! 406 00:37:58,640 --> 00:37:59,960 Vidar. 407 00:38:02,120 --> 00:38:04,200 Listen! 408 00:38:04,400 --> 00:38:04,880 Yes? 409 00:38:04,881 --> 00:38:07,800 He Who welcomes me welcomes you... 410 00:38:08,440 --> 00:38:11,839 - and he who welcomes you welcomes... ehh, wait a sec... 411 00:38:11,840 --> 00:38:13,599 He who welcomes me... 412 00:38:13,600 --> 00:38:16,799 - ehh, no homo, welcomes the one who sent you... 413 00:38:16,800 --> 00:38:19,400 - and the one who sent you... 414 00:38:20,200 --> 00:38:21,880 Ah, fuck that... look! 415 00:38:22,200 --> 00:38:23,839 Never mind... forget about it. 416 00:38:23,840 --> 00:38:27,640 Take this, get in there and tell her the Lord has sent you. 417 00:38:27,840 --> 00:38:29,760 Understood? You ready? 418 00:38:37,720 --> 00:38:38,680 Eh, thanks. 419 00:38:38,681 --> 00:38:40,320 You're welcome. 420 00:38:48,480 --> 00:38:49,919 KNOCK...! 421 00:38:49,920 --> 00:38:52,400 And the door will be opened to you. 422 00:39:05,200 --> 00:39:07,879 The Lord has sent me. 423 00:39:07,880 --> 00:39:09,600 Jesus fucking Christ... 424 00:39:10,840 --> 00:39:12,200 Come in. 425 00:39:13,240 --> 00:39:16,028 'He had a fucking harem filled with high class 426 00:39:16,040 --> 00:39:18,840 hookers, or harlots as he referred to them...' 427 00:39:19,760 --> 00:39:22,720 - and technically speaking, it was a hotel room, not a harem. 428 00:39:23,120 --> 00:39:25,588 'I only say this because every time I came 429 00:39:25,600 --> 00:39:28,079 knocking I was greeted by a new piece of meat. 430 00:39:28,080 --> 00:39:31,760 'But all the flesh was covered by the same disguise.' 431 00:39:35,760 --> 00:39:39,680 It was hard to tell them all apart. If you know what I'm saying? 432 00:39:47,040 --> 00:39:49,200 Have we met before? 433 00:39:50,440 --> 00:39:53,160 Maybe in your dreams? 434 00:40:11,640 --> 00:40:13,719 Where would you like to bite me? 435 00:40:13,720 --> 00:40:15,640 Right between the legs. 436 00:40:17,880 --> 00:40:18,960 Yes... 437 00:40:21,120 --> 00:40:22,400 Yes. 438 00:40:25,440 --> 00:40:29,800 Vidar, I would like to try something, if that's ok with you? 439 00:40:31,200 --> 00:40:32,359 What? 440 00:40:32,360 --> 00:40:34,559 I want to show you a series of abstract images. 441 00:40:34,560 --> 00:40:38,320 All you have to do is tell me what you see. 442 00:40:41,120 --> 00:40:43,280 I don't see any harm in that. 443 00:40:43,840 --> 00:40:46,039 But before I get them, I need to ask. 444 00:40:46,040 --> 00:40:47,640 I hope it's ok... 445 00:40:52,240 --> 00:40:54,519 Well? 446 00:40:54,520 --> 00:40:56,400 How was it? 447 00:41:00,080 --> 00:41:02,400 It was totally nuts. 448 00:41:03,880 --> 00:41:06,960 I've never experienced anything like it. 449 00:41:07,400 --> 00:41:09,159 She was... 450 00:41:09,160 --> 00:41:12,199 She was downright dark as night. 451 00:41:12,200 --> 00:41:14,120 Dark as night. 452 00:41:14,440 --> 00:41:16,039 Where I'm from... 453 00:41:16,040 --> 00:41:18,039 Small town... 454 00:41:18,040 --> 00:41:20,759 There's not a single black person. 455 00:41:20,760 --> 00:41:22,199 Not one. 456 00:41:22,200 --> 00:41:25,319 However, I heard that in the next town over... 457 00:41:25,320 --> 00:41:28,039 'They' walk to the train station... 458 00:41:28,040 --> 00:41:30,160 but then 'they' ride bikes home. 459 00:41:35,920 --> 00:41:39,040 This one won't remember much come morning. 460 00:41:43,360 --> 00:41:46,839 Let's get out of here. I can't stand this fucking China-music. 461 00:41:46,840 --> 00:41:47,800 What about me? 462 00:41:47,800 --> 00:41:48,320 No, no, no. 463 00:41:48,321 --> 00:41:49,399 I was looking forward to this. 464 00:41:49,400 --> 00:41:51,159 Calm yourself! 465 00:41:51,160 --> 00:41:53,720 There are certain rules we must adhere to. 466 00:41:56,600 --> 00:41:59,159 First and foremost: 467 00:41:59,160 --> 00:42:01,960 Without blood, you have no life in you. 468 00:42:03,000 --> 00:42:03,400 Right. 469 00:42:03,401 --> 00:42:06,000 But that doesn't justify getting shit-faced. 470 00:42:07,880 --> 00:42:12,280 Stop consuming before it affects the heart. Now, that's a good rule of thumb. 471 00:42:13,280 --> 00:42:14,080 Right. 472 00:42:14,280 --> 00:42:16,840 Secondly... 473 00:42:17,280 --> 00:42:19,879 Regarding vintage, you should be aware: 474 00:42:19,880 --> 00:42:23,719 Anything past 30 tastes fucking awful. 475 00:42:23,720 --> 00:42:25,679 - Are you following me? - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 476 00:42:25,680 --> 00:42:27,919 And thirdly... 477 00:42:27,920 --> 00:42:30,120 You know this one: 478 00:42:31,040 --> 00:42:33,880 Be kind to those who deserve it. 479 00:42:34,600 --> 00:42:37,840 Don't waste love on the unworthy. 480 00:42:39,760 --> 00:42:41,279 Cruising for pussycat. 481 00:42:41,280 --> 00:42:43,039 Here, kitty, kitty. 482 00:42:43,040 --> 00:42:45,199 Come with me to Paradise City. 483 00:42:45,200 --> 00:42:47,479 On the terrace, rolling up that diggy. 484 00:42:47,480 --> 00:42:49,840 Call me Big Popa, put on some Biggie 485 00:42:50,920 --> 00:42:52,519 41 Yeah, crank up that bass 41 486 00:42:52,520 --> 00:42:55,279 41 Me and my homes are down for the chase 41. 487 00:42:55,280 --> 00:42:57,519 City chicks make them boys go crazy. 488 00:42:57,520 --> 00:42:59,039 Wicked smile, wicked style. 489 00:42:59,040 --> 00:43:00,799 Oh, baby, baby. 490 00:43:00,800 --> 00:43:03,199 Cobblestone music from alleyways. 491 00:43:03,200 --> 00:43:05,840 Stavanger, many colours she displays 492 00:43:06,560 --> 00:43:09,039 41 My city has many flavours, that we savour 41 493 00:43:09,040 --> 00:43:11,119 41 On never-ending summer days 41. 494 00:43:11,120 --> 00:43:12,919 And the evenings are merry. 495 00:43:12,920 --> 00:43:15,840 With a case of Corona and a mouthful of cherries. 496 00:43:16,080 --> 00:43:18,039 Feet swinging from the docks. 497 00:43:18,040 --> 00:43:20,599 Waiting for that take-out that simply rocks. 498 00:43:20,600 --> 00:43:23,119 Come with me down to Paradise City. 499 00:43:23,120 --> 00:43:25,719 Where the grass is green and the women are pretty 500 00:43:25,720 --> 00:43:28,239 Nike Air, Dickies, start to get jiggy 501 00:43:28,240 --> 00:43:30,679 41 Come with me down to Bunny Town 41. 502 00:43:30,680 --> 00:43:32,080 Come with me down to Paradise... 503 00:43:34,200 --> 00:43:36,960 and stay the fuck out! 504 00:43:41,320 --> 00:43:43,800 Oh, Vidar. Keep at it! 505 00:43:55,720 --> 00:43:57,519 This is good shit! 506 00:43:57,520 --> 00:44:00,120 Techno, Vidar, wasn't available BC. 507 00:44:00,280 --> 00:44:01,519 Can you feel it? 508 00:44:01,520 --> 00:44:03,679 Can you feel it in your johnson? 509 00:44:03,680 --> 00:44:04,719 Are you psyched!? 510 00:44:04,720 --> 00:44:05,560 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 511 00:44:05,561 --> 00:44:06,599 CAN YOU FEEL IT?! 512 00:44:06,600 --> 00:44:08,639 Yes, yes! Watch where you're going! 513 00:44:08,640 --> 00:44:09,960 I am watching! 514 00:44:10,160 --> 00:44:16,240 I am the way, and the truth, and the lifeeeeeeeeee... 515 00:44:21,840 --> 00:44:25,839 n This love can never see the sun. 516 00:44:25,840 --> 00:44:29,639 Only lives in the dark by the moonlight 517 00:44:29,640 --> 00:44:34,159 n This love's a locked up loaded gun 518 00:44:34,160 --> 00:44:37,719 n 80 wrong, so wrong, but it's so right. 519 00:44:37,720 --> 00:44:41,720 And in the night we'll never die 520 00:44:42,160 --> 00:44:46,120 n This love, this love is a vampire. 521 00:45:01,560 --> 00:45:03,640 'Goddamnit' 522 00:45:12,520 --> 00:45:14,720 Women suck! 523 00:45:15,880 --> 00:45:16,880 'What did you say?' 524 00:45:16,881 --> 00:45:19,279 I said, you are very pretty. 525 00:45:19,280 --> 00:45:20,800 Thank you. 526 00:45:27,880 --> 00:45:29,880 How old are you? 527 00:45:30,720 --> 00:45:32,000 Twenty-one. 528 00:45:32,160 --> 00:45:33,440 Oohh! 529 00:45:34,120 --> 00:45:35,560 Twenty plus. 530 00:45:36,840 --> 00:45:38,280 Yeeeaaah. 531 00:45:38,800 --> 00:45:39,800 Yeah. 532 00:45:41,920 --> 00:45:43,840 What are you doing later? 533 00:45:44,520 --> 00:45:46,039 I'm going home... 534 00:45:46,040 --> 00:45:47,359 alone. 535 00:45:47,360 --> 00:45:48,720 Oh- 536 00:45:49,520 --> 00:45:51,880 Why are you being cranky? 537 00:45:54,160 --> 00:45:55,160 Hello? 538 00:45:55,640 --> 00:45:57,560 Why are you being cranky? 539 00:45:59,080 --> 00:46:01,559 You should answer when asked a question. 540 00:46:01,560 --> 00:46:02,320 Why are you being... 541 00:46:02,321 --> 00:46:04,320 Now, witness something truly amazing! 542 00:46:04,520 --> 00:46:05,640 Finally, you're back. 543 00:46:05,800 --> 00:46:08,320 Blessed is he who comes in the name of the Lord. 544 00:46:08,680 --> 00:46:10,840 I've filled this glass with water, right? 545 00:46:11,440 --> 00:46:12,759 Does anyone want water? 546 00:46:12,760 --> 00:46:13,680 No! 547 00:46:13,681 --> 00:46:14,919 That's What I thought. 548 00:46:14,920 --> 00:46:16,320 Watch this! 549 00:46:17,400 --> 00:46:19,800 I will display my splendor. 550 00:46:23,120 --> 00:46:24,879 Alright... 551 00:46:24,880 --> 00:46:26,399 Make it so. 552 00:46:26,400 --> 00:46:27,680 BOOM! 553 00:46:31,160 --> 00:46:32,000 Is that wine? 554 00:46:32,000 --> 00:46:32,360 It's Wine. 555 00:46:32,360 --> 00:46:32,920 Is that wine?! 556 00:46:32,920 --> 00:46:33,440 It's Wine. 557 00:46:33,440 --> 00:46:34,120 Is that wine?!? 558 00:46:34,121 --> 00:46:35,519 Of course it's wine. 559 00:46:35,520 --> 00:46:36,280 Seriously!'? 560 00:46:36,281 --> 00:46:37,919 Give it a taste. 561 00:46:37,920 --> 00:46:38,520 You're kidding? 562 00:46:38,521 --> 00:46:40,520 Not at all. Taste! 563 00:46:43,840 --> 00:46:44,560 It's Wine! 564 00:46:44,561 --> 00:46:46,239 It's wine. It really is wine. 565 00:46:46,240 --> 00:46:47,080 'Vidar?' 566 00:46:47,080 --> 00:46:47,800 'How did you..' 567 00:46:47,801 --> 00:46:49,319 'Vidar!?' 568 00:46:49,320 --> 00:46:51,080 'What do you see?“ 569 00:46:51,800 --> 00:46:52,960 Beaver. 570 00:47:03,120 --> 00:47:04,960 Bat. 571 00:47:17,000 --> 00:47:18,280 Mmm... beaver? 572 00:47:31,800 --> 00:47:33,200 Bat. 573 00:47:34,560 --> 00:47:36,280 Bat? 574 00:47:37,400 --> 00:47:39,000 No, wait! 575 00:47:41,360 --> 00:47:42,560 Beaver... 576 00:47:43,440 --> 00:47:45,200 Definitely beaver. 577 00:47:46,320 --> 00:47:48,080 The fuck you looking at? 578 00:47:49,120 --> 00:47:50,480 Nothing. 579 00:48:07,280 --> 00:48:08,599 Hanging out? 580 00:48:08,600 --> 00:48:09,919 Don't even bother. 581 00:48:09,920 --> 00:48:10,880 What? 582 00:48:10,881 --> 00:48:12,639 Don't bother! 583 00:48:12,640 --> 00:48:14,999 I have a boyfriend, ok. 584 00:48:15,000 --> 00:48:16,320 Yeah, ok. 585 00:48:17,080 --> 00:48:18,600 Where is he, then? 586 00:48:18,760 --> 00:48:20,600 The fuck if I know?! 587 00:48:21,760 --> 00:48:23,160 So he... 588 00:48:23,680 --> 00:48:25,039 He just left you here? 589 00:48:25,040 --> 00:48:26,919 He'll be here soon, 0k. 590 00:48:26,920 --> 00:48:28,040 Yeah, ok... 591 00:48:29,320 --> 00:48:32,239 And in the meantime you're sitting here eating a burger? 592 00:48:32,240 --> 00:48:34,280 - Yeah. - ..all by yourself? 593 00:48:36,480 --> 00:48:39,079 I'll tell you, if I were your boyfriend... 594 00:48:39,080 --> 00:48:41,320 You would never be my boyfriend! 595 00:48:41,720 --> 00:48:43,719 Why would you say that? 596 00:48:43,720 --> 00:48:45,559 “Why would you say that?” 597 00:48:45,560 --> 00:48:47,039 Jesus, look at yourself. 598 00:48:47,040 --> 00:48:49,000 Eww, you're disgusting. 599 00:48:49,400 --> 00:48:51,439 Nasty face and... 600 00:48:51,440 --> 00:48:55,239 Wearing farm overalls on a night out? 601 00:48:55,240 --> 00:48:57,120 It's the middle of winter. 602 00:48:57,520 --> 00:48:59,399 Aren't you cold wearing no pants? 603 00:48:59,400 --> 00:49:01,039 That was uncalled-for. 604 00:49:01,040 --> 00:49:01,680 What? 605 00:49:01,681 --> 00:49:03,319 That was totally uncalled-for! 606 00:49:03,320 --> 00:49:04,040 What?! 607 00:49:04,041 --> 00:49:05,960 I won't tolerate this. 608 00:49:07,520 --> 00:49:11,168 Can't I wear whatever I please without worrying 609 00:49:11,180 --> 00:49:14,840 about dirty old pigs like you staring at my pussy? 610 00:49:15,520 --> 00:49:18,079 I wasn't staring at your pussy. 611 00:49:18,080 --> 00:49:19,799 Yes, you were staring at my pussy. 612 00:49:19,800 --> 00:49:21,399 No, I wasn't. - Yes, you were! 613 00:49:21,400 --> 00:49:24,159 You were staring at my pussy when I was sitting right there. 614 00:49:24,160 --> 00:49:24,920 I saw you. 615 00:49:24,921 --> 00:49:25,999 No, I did not. 616 00:49:26,000 --> 00:49:26,880 Yes. 617 00:49:26,881 --> 00:49:28,439 You stared right at my pussy! 618 00:49:28,440 --> 00:49:29,719 No, I didn't stare at your pussy. 619 00:49:29,720 --> 00:49:30,759 You sat there... 620 00:49:30,760 --> 00:49:32,039 and I sat there. 621 00:49:32,040 --> 00:49:33,040 And you were staring, - 622 00:49:33,041 --> 00:49:35,239 - with those eyes, right at my pussy. - No, no... I did not. 623 00:49:35,240 --> 00:49:37,279 - You stared at my pussy! - I did not stare at your pussy. 624 00:49:37,280 --> 00:49:38,000 Yes, you did! 625 00:49:38,001 --> 00:49:39,081 - Yes, you did! - I did not. 626 00:49:39,440 --> 00:49:40,280 YOU STARED AT MY PUSSY! 627 00:49:40,280 --> 00:49:41,120 I DIDN'T STARE AT... 628 00:49:41,121 --> 00:49:42,520 STOP LYING! 629 00:49:49,600 --> 00:49:51,960 Be kind to those who deserve it. 630 00:49:53,640 --> 00:49:56,160 Be kind to those who deserve it. 631 00:49:58,240 --> 00:49:59,400 'What? 632 00:50:02,040 --> 00:50:05,120 'Yeah, but you said you were meeting me in the city square.' 633 00:50:08,760 --> 00:50:10,960 So, Where are you now?! 634 00:50:13,040 --> 00:50:14,400 After-party!?? 635 00:50:18,440 --> 00:50:19,680 What? 636 00:50:22,000 --> 00:50:24,240 Well, can't I just meet you there? 637 00:50:25,520 --> 00:50:27,000 Hello!? 638 00:53:06,280 --> 00:53:08,839 'Sorry, baby! I know I'm late. 639 00:53:08,840 --> 00:53:11,000 'Fucking Odvard and his Minttu.' 640 00:53:11,400 --> 00:53:12,400 You asleep? 641 00:53:12,440 --> 00:53:13,760 Hey, babe? 642 00:53:14,800 --> 00:53:15,960 Sunshine? 643 00:53:28,880 --> 00:53:29,480 'Hey! 644 00:53:29,480 --> 00:53:30,480 'Wait! 645 00:53:30,760 --> 00:53:32,160 'Come back here!“ 646 00:54:11,240 --> 00:54:14,640 You wanna check out my pussy? 647 00:54:15,520 --> 00:54:17,080 No! 648 00:54:37,120 --> 00:54:39,640 No.. no, no, no! 649 00:54:40,240 --> 00:54:42,880 'Where are you going?' 650 00:54:51,240 --> 00:54:52,759 No. 651 00:54:52,760 --> 00:54:54,319 No, please... 652 00:54:54,320 --> 00:54:57,640 'Here you go. 653 00:54:58,120 --> 00:55:00,880 'Yum, yum!' 654 00:55:05,120 --> 00:55:08,200 The blood is the life, Vidar! 655 00:55:08,840 --> 00:55:11,120 The blood is the life! 656 00:55:43,560 --> 00:55:48,999 "'It takes courage to stand up and say: “Yes, I have a problem." 657 00:55:49,000 --> 00:55:54,960 'Yet, it requires divine strength to keep this problem in check. 658 00:55:56,360 --> 00:56:00,199 'We have admitted to ourselves that we suffer from addiction. 659 00:56:00,200 --> 00:56:03,440 'We are powerless over The Devil's juice.' 660 00:56:04,240 --> 00:56:06,559 But we have made a choice. 661 00:56:06,560 --> 00:56:09,639 We chose to believe in something greater than ourselves. 662 00:56:09,640 --> 00:56:12,560 A power than can help us return to our senses. 663 00:56:14,080 --> 00:56:19,760 We have agreed to put our will and our lives in the hands of the Lord. 664 00:56:22,280 --> 00:56:25,160 We have a new member among us tonight. 665 00:56:27,400 --> 00:56:31,188 A lost soul who has found the strength and 666 00:56:31,200 --> 00:56:35,000 courage to stand up and proclaim his troubles. 667 00:56:36,120 --> 00:56:38,680 Would you care to share your story with us? 668 00:56:40,680 --> 00:56:42,239 Do I have to stand up? 669 00:56:42,240 --> 00:56:44,520 Nope, you do as you please. 670 00:56:44,720 --> 00:56:46,239 Then I will remain seated. 671 00:56:46,240 --> 00:56:48,440 Yes, then you remain seated. That's great. 672 00:56:49,120 --> 00:56:50,600 OK- 673 00:56:54,240 --> 00:56:55,679 Hi, I'm... 674 00:56:55,680 --> 00:56:57,479 My name is Vidar. 675 00:56:57,480 --> 00:56:58,960 Hi, Vidar! 676 00:57:03,120 --> 00:57:04,879 So... 677 00:57:04,880 --> 00:57:09,799 To be perfectly honest, I really don't know what I'm doing here. 678 00:57:09,800 --> 00:57:12,799 I'm not technically an alcoholic. 679 00:57:12,800 --> 00:57:14,079 But, uh... 680 00:57:14,080 --> 00:57:15,439 I drink... 681 00:57:15,440 --> 00:57:18,480 I mean, I drank... a little too much. 682 00:57:19,760 --> 00:57:22,919 I've been sober... 683 00:57:22,920 --> 00:57:25,039 about a week now. 684 00:57:25,040 --> 00:57:27,199 That's great! That's great, Vidar! 685 00:57:27,200 --> 00:57:28,519 There's no need for applause. 686 00:57:28,520 --> 00:57:29,679 This is how it starts. 687 00:57:29,680 --> 00:57:31,839 I'm gonna burst soon. 688 00:57:31,840 --> 00:57:34,159 No... you have to be strong, Vidar. 689 00:57:34,160 --> 00:57:35,160 Be strong! 690 00:57:35,440 --> 00:57:37,800 Let Jesus take the wheel. 691 00:57:39,360 --> 00:57:41,440 Let Jesus take the wheel? - Yes. 692 00:57:42,280 --> 00:57:43,840 You know what? 693 00:57:44,160 --> 00:57:47,719 That is without a doubt the biggest mistake of my life: 694 00:57:47,720 --> 00:57:50,119 Letting Jesus take the wheel. 695 00:57:50,120 --> 00:57:51,439 Trust me. 696 00:57:51,440 --> 00:57:53,439 I know the Savior on a personal level. 697 00:57:53,440 --> 00:57:54,999 He's sitting right there! 698 00:57:55,000 --> 00:57:56,000 Right there. 699 00:57:56,880 --> 00:57:57,840 Hey hey! 700 00:57:57,841 --> 00:57:59,320 That guy. 701 00:58:00,760 --> 00:58:01,840 Yeah... 702 00:58:02,200 --> 00:58:03,879 Pay him no attention. 703 00:58:03,880 --> 00:58:05,239 This is not his story. 704 00:58:05,240 --> 00:58:07,839 Actually, it's about him too. 705 00:58:07,840 --> 00:58:09,879 My point is: 706 00:58:09,880 --> 00:58:12,320 Jesus is not the way out of this mess. 707 00:58:13,000 --> 00:58:15,520 He is temptation itself. 708 00:58:15,800 --> 00:58:17,400 I'm truly starting to wonder. 709 00:58:18,120 --> 00:58:21,360 Are Jesus and Lucifer one and the same? 710 00:58:22,800 --> 00:58:23,680 Huh? 711 00:58:23,680 --> 00:58:24,320 No- 712 00:58:24,321 --> 00:58:26,119 Just think about it! 713 00:58:26,120 --> 00:58:28,760 Both were cast out of heaven by their father, right? 714 00:58:29,000 --> 00:58:29,720 Right. 715 00:58:29,721 --> 00:58:32,319 Both gathered huge flocks of sheep, - 716 00:58:32,320 --> 00:58:34,639 - incapable of rational thought. 717 00:58:34,640 --> 00:58:37,320 Dependent on others to take control, like you said. 718 00:58:37,520 --> 00:58:38,160 Yes? 719 00:58:38,161 --> 00:58:39,479 Yes! 720 00:58:39,480 --> 00:58:41,239 The Devil encourages us to sin. 721 00:58:41,240 --> 00:58:42,319 He does. 722 00:58:42,320 --> 00:58:44,400 Jesus fraternizes with whores! 723 00:58:45,400 --> 00:58:46,919 He turns water into wine, god damnit! 724 00:58:46,920 --> 00:58:49,119 He's the biggest alcoholic among us! 725 00:58:49,120 --> 00:58:50,040 Thank you, Vidar. 726 00:58:50,041 --> 00:58:51,559 No! No, listen! 727 00:58:51,560 --> 00:58:53,480 Thank you, Vidar! 728 00:58:54,000 --> 00:58:55,439 That was great. 729 00:58:55,440 --> 00:58:57,080 I drink blood. 730 00:58:57,720 --> 00:58:58,440 I drink blood. 731 00:58:58,441 --> 00:58:59,479 Yeah, that's great. 732 00:58:59,480 --> 00:59:00,320 I drink blood. 733 00:59:00,320 --> 00:59:01,320 That's great, Vidar. 734 00:59:01,560 --> 00:59:02,759 VIDAR! 735 00:59:02,760 --> 00:59:03,760 Shhh. 736 00:59:04,520 --> 00:59:05,640 Right. 737 00:59:06,760 --> 00:59:10,080 Anyone else care to share? 738 00:59:15,000 --> 00:59:17,720 'No matter what I do, I always fall off the wagon. 739 00:59:18,880 --> 00:59:23,040 'The longer I refrain from drinking, the more I lose my mind.' 740 00:59:24,200 --> 00:59:26,720 I can't control myself. 741 00:59:27,000 --> 00:59:28,320 I turn into a monster. 742 00:59:40,000 --> 00:59:44,640 What if I could wake this morn' 743 00:59:45,320 --> 00:59:49,880 Without feeling sad and blue 744 00:59:50,560 --> 00:59:55,280 n In a healthy body born 745 00:59:56,000 --> 01:00:00,640 n One that functions without you. 746 01:00:01,120 --> 01:00:03,879 Oh, how nice 747 01:00:03,880 --> 01:00:06,320 41 Oh, What fun 41. 748 01:00:06,600 --> 01:00:10,960 Oh, the things I would've done. 749 01:00:11,880 --> 01:00:16,440 B What if I could hit the town. 750 01:00:17,160 --> 01:00:21,880 Talked to folks 'bout this and that J. 751 01:00:22,600 --> 01:00:27,320 A faithful steward to His crown. 752 01:00:27,800 --> 01:00:32,640 Laid to rest my sinful past. 753 01:00:33,080 --> 01:00:35,560 Oh, how nice 754 01:00:35,760 --> 01:00:38,160 41 Oh, What fun 41. 755 01:00:38,520 --> 01:00:42,720 Oh, the things I would've done. 756 01:00:54,280 --> 01:00:58,800 Guess I'll have to settle down 757 01:00:59,600 --> 01:01:04,320 n I am who I am at best. 758 01:01:05,000 --> 01:01:09,560 Give it time and it will grow 759 01:01:10,120 --> 01:01:14,640 n I hope that I'm myself no less. 760 01:01:15,400 --> 01:01:17,999 Oh, how nice 761 01:01:18,000 --> 01:01:20,679 41 Oh, What fun 41. 762 01:01:20,680 --> 01:01:24,800 Oh, the things I would've done. 763 01:01:27,640 --> 01:01:30,760 Just to be normal. 764 01:01:38,320 --> 01:01:40,000 Vidar? 765 01:01:41,680 --> 01:01:43,000 Is that you? 766 01:01:44,000 --> 01:01:46,040 Damn right, that's you. 767 01:01:46,200 --> 01:01:48,960 I didn't recognize you with that insane mustache. 768 01:01:50,000 --> 01:01:52,359 I seriously thought you were dead. 769 01:01:52,360 --> 01:01:53,120 Nahh... 770 01:01:53,121 --> 01:01:56,440 You about to do some drilling in the 'meat tunnel'? 771 01:01:57,400 --> 01:01:58,640 I only eat meat. 772 01:01:59,480 --> 01:02:00,799 You and I both, Vidar. 773 01:02:00,800 --> 01:02:02,840 Come join me for a beer. 774 01:02:03,040 --> 01:02:05,199 We can reminisce about the good old days. 775 01:02:05,200 --> 01:02:07,359 The whore needs a break anyway, Vidar. 776 01:02:07,360 --> 01:02:09,720 I fucked her so hard the walls were shaking. 777 01:02:10,480 --> 01:02:11,879 She started crying, Vidar. 778 01:02:11,880 --> 01:02:13,159 Tears of joy. 779 01:02:13,160 --> 01:02:15,160 Tears of pure joy. 780 01:02:20,000 --> 01:02:22,719 Could it be that this uncontrollable desire... 781 01:02:22,720 --> 01:02:26,399 - this obsessive hunt for short-lived happiness... 782 01:02:26,400 --> 01:02:31,400 is your way of eluding your true problems? 783 01:02:33,280 --> 01:02:34,680 Wait, I'm not following? 784 01:02:35,720 --> 01:02:38,428 Addiction can be someone's attempt to avoid 785 01:02:38,440 --> 01:02:41,160 an emotional problem by removing the emotion. 786 01:02:41,640 --> 01:02:44,800 Thus, avoiding to deal with the underlying problem. 787 01:02:48,480 --> 01:02:49,960 Which is? 788 01:02:52,240 --> 01:02:54,679 Let me give you an example: 789 01:02:54,680 --> 01:02:57,640 Humans eat in order to survive, right? 790 01:02:58,280 --> 01:02:59,280 Sure. 791 01:02:59,360 --> 01:03:02,599 But if you eat lots of chocolate because you're feeling sad, - 792 01:03:02,600 --> 01:03:04,159 - or because you're bored... 793 01:03:04,160 --> 01:03:06,508 - you're essentially fooling the part of the 794 01:03:06,520 --> 01:03:08,880 brain that provides the sensation of happiness. 795 01:03:10,160 --> 01:03:14,199 However, the moment this feeling subsides... 796 01:03:14,200 --> 01:03:16,719 the sadness returns. 797 01:03:16,720 --> 01:03:19,720 You'll never rid yourself of your problems this way. 798 01:03:23,600 --> 01:03:25,319 So, What you're saying is... 799 01:03:25,320 --> 01:03:29,559 The reason I'm out drinking every night is because... 800 01:03:29,560 --> 01:03:31,720 deep inside, I'm feeling sad? 801 01:03:35,680 --> 01:03:38,000 Vidar, may I be blunt with you? 802 01:03:40,040 --> 01:03:43,919 I think your problem exclusively concerns... 803 01:03:43,920 --> 01:03:46,600 young, tight pussy, Vidar! 804 01:03:47,400 --> 01:03:48,519 Pattaya, Vidar. 805 01:03:48,520 --> 01:03:49,320 Pattaya. 806 01:03:49,520 --> 01:03:50,839 Oh my God, Pattaya. 807 01:03:50,840 --> 01:03:54,239 If you've never been, you need to get your ass on the very first flight. 808 01:03:54,240 --> 01:03:56,520 You will drown in pussy, Vidar. 809 01:04:04,040 --> 01:04:06,319 But those days are gone. 810 01:04:06,320 --> 01:04:08,399 Nowadays my ass is stuck at home, - 811 01:04:08,400 --> 01:04:13,400 - with four shitty kids and a wife that barely touches me anymore. 812 01:04:15,800 --> 01:04:17,039 What about you, Vidar? 813 01:04:17,040 --> 01:04:18,720 Are you married? 814 01:04:21,640 --> 01:04:23,319 That's What I thought. 815 01:04:23,320 --> 01:04:25,160 You will never get a girlfriend, Vidar. 816 01:04:39,520 --> 01:04:41,720 You will never get a girlfriend. 817 01:04:44,920 --> 01:04:48,039 When he comes at you with his left hook, you turn the other cheek? 818 01:04:48,040 --> 01:04:50,079 Who the fuck taught you that?! 819 01:04:50,080 --> 01:04:52,319 You have to strike back, god damnit! 820 01:04:52,320 --> 01:04:53,679 You thirst for vengeance! 821 01:04:53,680 --> 01:04:54,919 You thirst for blood! 822 01:04:54,920 --> 01:04:56,719 You're an animal, Vidar, you hear me? 823 01:04:56,720 --> 01:04:58,519 You're a fucking beast! 824 01:04:58,520 --> 01:04:59,560 Here you go! 825 01:05:02,280 --> 01:05:05,960 Now get your shit together, and beat the crap outta that brat! 826 01:05:42,320 --> 01:05:44,160 'Use your teeth!' 827 01:05:44,720 --> 01:05:46,880 Use your teeth!! 828 01:05:47,680 --> 01:05:51,160 USE YOUR TEETH! 829 01:06:23,920 --> 01:06:26,800 'There's no arguing, that dickhead deserved to die.' 830 01:06:30,720 --> 01:06:32,520 I deserve to die. 831 01:06:33,000 --> 01:06:34,639 For real this time! 832 01:06:34,640 --> 01:06:36,719 Without being resurrected, and resurrected, - 833 01:06:36,720 --> 01:06:38,708 - and resurrected, and resurrected, and 834 01:06:38,720 --> 01:06:40,720 ressurected, and resurrected, and resurrected! 835 01:06:44,000 --> 01:06:45,960 What's the point of living like this? 836 01:06:46,520 --> 01:06:47,520 Huh? 837 01:06:48,440 --> 01:06:50,359 I devour anything in my path. 838 01:06:50,360 --> 01:06:51,719 It's pure gluttony. 839 01:06:51,720 --> 01:06:53,439 MnyeethyeehMNYEEH! 840 01:06:53,440 --> 01:06:54,600 A fucking mess! 841 01:06:55,240 --> 01:06:57,639 I only think of myself and that's your fault! 842 01:06:57,640 --> 01:06:58,600 My fault?! 843 01:06:58,601 --> 01:07:00,399 Yes, your fault. 844 01:07:00,400 --> 01:07:02,079 You're a terrible role model. 845 01:07:02,080 --> 01:07:03,399 Terrible! 846 01:07:03,400 --> 01:07:05,000 You bring out the worst in me. 847 01:07:05,600 --> 01:07:08,319 You make me commit all sorts of horrible acts, - 848 01:07:08,320 --> 01:07:10,919 - without considering the consequences. 849 01:07:10,920 --> 01:07:14,279 With no concern for those touched by these acts. 850 01:07:14,280 --> 01:07:15,599 Quite literally: 851 01:07:15,600 --> 01:07:18,039 The ones I'm molesting! 852 01:07:18,040 --> 01:07:19,919 I can't take this anymore! 853 01:07:19,920 --> 01:07:22,759 I'm tearing apart my soul, piece by piece. 854 01:07:22,760 --> 01:07:25,079 I've given you everything you wanted... 855 01:07:25,080 --> 01:07:26,560 and still you're whining?! 856 01:07:27,160 --> 01:07:28,999 Yeah, yeah, thank you! 857 01:07:29,000 --> 01:07:31,040 Thank you very much! 858 01:07:31,720 --> 01:07:33,960 This isn't exactly what I envisioned. 859 01:07:35,200 --> 01:07:37,440 Then, What did you envision? 860 01:07:39,240 --> 01:07:40,799 The fuck if I know?! 861 01:07:40,800 --> 01:07:42,720 Anything but this?! 862 01:07:49,800 --> 01:07:52,200 I think we need to take a break. 863 01:07:54,760 --> 01:07:56,239 Then we take a break. 864 01:07:56,240 --> 01:07:59,159 I'll sleep in the car, and we'll talk once you've calmed down. 865 01:07:59,160 --> 01:08:00,799 I'll make us breakfast tomorrow and... 866 01:08:00,800 --> 01:08:02,119 No! No, no... 867 01:08:02,120 --> 01:08:02,600 YES! 868 01:08:02,920 --> 01:08:04,600 No, I'm talking about a longer break. 869 01:08:04,840 --> 01:08:05,720 How long? 870 01:08:05,721 --> 01:08:07,239 I have no idea, - 871 01:08:07,240 --> 01:08:12,719 - but if life truly is eternal, it should be really fucking long. 872 01:08:12,720 --> 01:08:14,800 Use your fucking head! 873 01:08:15,440 --> 01:08:17,519 You'll never manage without me! 874 01:08:17,520 --> 01:08:18,640 NEVER” 875 01:08:21,160 --> 01:08:22,640 I don't believe you. 876 01:08:23,320 --> 01:08:24,960 You did not just say that?? 877 01:08:25,680 --> 01:08:27,720 Are you disowning me? 878 01:08:28,840 --> 01:08:30,040 What? 879 01:08:31,080 --> 01:08:34,039 You said you don't believe in me. Are you disowning me? 880 01:08:34,040 --> 01:08:35,919 I don't know this man. 881 01:08:35,920 --> 01:08:37,479 I don't know him! 882 01:08:37,480 --> 01:08:39,079 Why should I believe in you? 883 01:08:39,080 --> 01:08:40,719 How can you say such a thing? 884 01:08:40,720 --> 01:08:42,320 You've known me all your life. 885 01:08:42,720 --> 01:08:44,279 I thought I knew you. 886 01:08:44,280 --> 01:08:45,679 I did. 887 01:08:45,680 --> 01:08:47,640 I thought you were a nice guy!? 888 01:08:50,720 --> 01:08:52,479 How could I be so wrong? 889 01:08:52,480 --> 01:08:55,720 How the fuck could I be so wrong?! 890 01:09:15,000 --> 01:09:16,880 I'm no longer your companion. 891 01:09:18,400 --> 01:09:20,359 I don't want your dirty money. 892 01:09:20,360 --> 01:09:23,679 'Freely you have received, and freely you will give it away.' 893 01:09:23,680 --> 01:09:26,359 What the fuck does that mean?! 894 01:09:26,360 --> 01:09:29,279 You and your hopeless parables! 895 01:09:29,280 --> 01:09:30,759 Fucking unintelligible! 896 01:09:30,760 --> 01:09:32,879 Ok, now I'm completely lost. 897 01:09:32,880 --> 01:09:34,479 Where did Jesus go? 898 01:09:34,480 --> 01:09:36,440 You ask me, I ask you. 899 01:09:38,440 --> 01:09:40,080 I don't talk to him anymore. 900 01:09:42,400 --> 01:09:45,000 Now, that's an unexpected step in the right direction. 901 01:09:45,920 --> 01:09:50,799 So you don't hear voices anymore? No one is telling you what to do? 902 01:09:50,800 --> 01:09:52,160 Not a single soul. 903 01:09:53,120 --> 01:09:55,240 I'm all alone now. 904 01:09:59,120 --> 01:10:00,800 That's fantastic. 905 01:11:17,440 --> 01:11:18,759 Hello. 906 01:11:18,760 --> 01:11:19,200 Hi. 907 01:11:19,201 --> 01:11:20,399 You wanna buy? 908 01:11:20,400 --> 01:11:21,679 Flower? 909 01:11:21,680 --> 01:11:23,519 No, thank you. 910 01:11:23,520 --> 01:11:24,880 Please. 911 01:11:26,520 --> 01:11:27,760 Girlfriend. Please? 912 01:11:28,000 --> 01:11:29,760 I don't have a girlfriend. 913 01:11:31,640 --> 01:11:32,640 Please? 914 01:11:32,880 --> 01:11:34,960 I don't want a flower. 915 01:11:35,160 --> 01:11:37,759 - Who the fuck am I gonna give a flower to? - Beautiful flower... please. 916 01:11:37,760 --> 01:11:40,039 I don't have a girlfriend to give any flowers. 917 01:11:40,040 --> 01:11:42,000 What the fuck am I to do with a flower? 918 01:11:42,520 --> 01:11:44,239 Please. - Please, move along. 919 01:11:44,240 --> 01:11:45,799 I don't need any flowers. 920 01:11:45,800 --> 01:11:47,640 I don't want any flowers. 921 01:11:48,360 --> 01:11:49,440 No flower. 922 01:11:50,760 --> 01:11:52,560 No flower! 923 01:12:03,800 --> 01:12:05,399 Hey, wait a second! 924 01:12:05,400 --> 01:12:06,800 Wait! 925 01:12:16,000 --> 01:12:17,359 Let me guess: 926 01:12:17,360 --> 01:12:20,039 The Lord sent you? 927 01:12:20,040 --> 01:12:22,440 No, not this time. 928 01:12:25,200 --> 01:12:27,120 I brought a flower. 929 01:12:30,800 --> 01:12:32,160 Thanks? 930 01:12:36,000 --> 01:12:37,280 What are you up to? 931 01:12:38,120 --> 01:12:39,760 I'm working. 932 01:12:40,440 --> 01:12:42,160 F course. 933 01:12:44,320 --> 01:12:46,360 Want to hang out instead? 934 01:12:47,200 --> 01:12:48,839 Hang out? 935 01:12:48,840 --> 01:12:51,040 Yes, do something else. 936 01:12:52,600 --> 01:12:54,639 Not unless you pay for it. 937 01:12:54,640 --> 01:12:56,719 I have lots of cash. 938 01:12:56,720 --> 01:12:57,640 Lots. 939 01:12:57,640 --> 01:12:58,640 Look! 940 01:12:59,000 --> 01:13:01,039 I can pay for everything. 941 01:13:01,040 --> 01:13:02,799 Absolutely everything. 942 01:13:02,800 --> 01:13:07,159 As long as you pretend to like me. 943 01:13:07,160 --> 01:13:09,399 Pretend to enjoy yourself, at least. 944 01:13:09,400 --> 01:13:11,000 Pretend it's real. 945 01:13:14,080 --> 01:13:15,759 Very well. Fine. 946 01:13:15,760 --> 01:13:19,000 Come in. I just need to get dressed. 947 01:13:47,040 --> 01:13:52,680 Eirin, good night, Eirin. 948 01:13:53,320 --> 01:13:58,120 Eirin, good night. 949 01:13:59,080 --> 01:14:05,040 Good night, Eirin 950 01:14:05,320 --> 01:14:10,320 I'll see you in my dreams. 951 01:14:11,920 --> 01:14:16,760 Last Saturday night I got married. 952 01:14:18,200 --> 01:14:22,520 Me and my wife settled down. 953 01:14:24,360 --> 01:14:29,480 Now me and my wife are parted. 954 01:14:30,440 --> 01:14:35,240 I think I'll go out on the town 3. 955 01:14:37,640 --> 01:14:43,400 Eirin, good night, Eirin. 956 01:14:44,240 --> 01:14:48,600 Eirin, good night. 957 01:14:50,080 --> 01:14:55,960 Good night, Eirin 958 01:14:56,440 --> 01:15:01,360 I'll see you in my dreams 959 01:15:03,560 --> 01:15:09,040 n I love Eirin, God knows I do 960 01:15:09,760 --> 01:15:14,360 I'll love her 'til the seas run dry. 961 01:15:16,080 --> 01:15:21,200 But if Eirin should turn me down 962 01:15:22,160 --> 01:15:27,440 I'd take morphine and die. 963 01:15:29,760 --> 01:15:35,440 Eirin, good night, Eirin. 964 01:15:36,560 --> 01:15:41,000 Eirin, good night. 965 01:15:42,680 --> 01:15:48,680 Good night, Eirin 966 01:15:49,240 --> 01:15:54,560 I'll see you in my dreams. 967 01:15:56,840 --> 01:16:02,720 Eirin, good night, Eirin. 968 01:16:03,480 --> 01:16:07,680 Eirin, good night. 969 01:16:08,800 --> 01:16:14,480 Good night, Eirin 970 01:16:14,920 --> 01:16:21,640 I'll see you in my dreams. 971 01:16:24,240 --> 01:16:27,599 A part of me really wants to kiss you right now. 972 01:16:27,600 --> 01:16:28,919 That's not possible. 973 01:16:28,920 --> 01:16:30,160 Why not? 974 01:16:31,400 --> 01:16:33,360 Your time is up. 975 01:16:33,720 --> 01:16:35,119 No. No, no, no, no! 976 01:16:35,120 --> 01:16:36,599 Give me another ten minutes. 977 01:16:36,600 --> 01:16:37,799 Just ten minutes! 978 01:16:37,800 --> 01:16:41,320 Oh, Vidar, we're already ten minutes past. 979 01:16:44,800 --> 01:16:47,879 But you haven't helped me yet. 980 01:16:47,880 --> 01:16:49,840 We've only been chatting. 981 01:16:50,720 --> 01:16:53,799 You take 1.200 Kroner an hour just to Sit here and Chat?! 982 01:16:53,800 --> 01:16:57,520 Vidar, I understand that this might sound unreasonable, - 983 01:16:58,400 --> 01:17:00,759 - but I have an agreement with health services, - 984 01:17:00,760 --> 01:17:03,128 - and if you can acquire a doctor's referral, 985 01:17:03,140 --> 01:17:05,519 you'll only have to pay your deductible. 986 01:17:05,520 --> 01:17:08,480 However, you should be aware, the wait might take six months... 987 01:17:09,240 --> 01:17:12,480 - and I would recommend a new session next week. 988 01:17:13,640 --> 01:17:14,640 I bet you would. 989 01:17:15,840 --> 01:17:18,919 For 1.200 Kroner an hour I might as well solicit a prostitute. 990 01:17:18,920 --> 01:17:20,879 Get more bang for my buck. 991 01:17:20,880 --> 01:17:22,719 Vidar, that's enough. 992 01:17:22,720 --> 01:17:25,159 You can't expect to get well after one single session. 993 01:17:25,160 --> 01:17:28,039 I can't flick a magic wand in the air and say: 994 01:17:28,040 --> 01:17:31,479 Take your weird garments and your sunglasses, go outside, enjoy life, - 995 01:17:31,480 --> 01:17:34,200 - you're fit a as fiddle. This is not how this works. 996 01:17:35,200 --> 01:17:37,439 This is a process. 997 01:17:37,440 --> 01:17:41,759 We've only started scratching the surface, and quite frankly, - 998 01:17:41,760 --> 01:17:46,079 - I think we should keep scratching until we reach the bottom... 999 01:17:46,080 --> 01:17:49,039 and then we unravel the knots. 1000 01:17:49,040 --> 01:17:50,720 How does that sound? 1001 01:17:52,160 --> 01:17:54,439 Ehh, I... I'm thinking... 1002 01:17:54,440 --> 01:17:56,159 Vidar, I... 1003 01:17:56,160 --> 01:17:57,999 Sorry, but we have to finish up. 1004 01:17:58,000 --> 01:18:02,560 I have another client waiting, and you can't be here right now. 1005 01:18:02,880 --> 01:18:04,560 You understand. 1006 01:18:05,320 --> 01:18:07,439 So, what I'll do is: 1007 01:18:07,440 --> 01:18:11,440 I'll put you down for a new session next... 1008 01:18:11,760 --> 01:18:13,799 Thursday. 1009 01:18:13,800 --> 01:18:14,919 Same time. 1010 01:18:14,920 --> 01:18:19,439 Until then, I suggest you continue your twelve-step program. 1011 01:18:19,440 --> 01:18:21,799 Sound good? 1012 01:18:21,800 --> 01:18:23,319 Good, Vidar. Until next time. 1013 01:18:23,320 --> 01:18:25,120 Have a safe journey home. 1014 01:18:26,800 --> 01:18:27,960 Mmh. 1015 01:20:03,000 --> 01:20:05,520 41 Oh, hem me God 4169010

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