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Sheldon, do you want to put
the tables after each section
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or in an appendix
at the end?
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You know what?
We wrote this paper together.
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I think we should
decide together
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that they go in an appendix
at the end.
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How about that?
There is an "I" in "team."
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- Look at what we made.
- I know.
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It really is the best
of both of us.
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It's got my math
and your sassy takedown
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of the fundamental nature
of symmetry.
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It's got my bottomless
intellectual curiosity
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and your petulant refusal
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to spell "gray" with an "a"
like an American.
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You realize we still have
a lot of work to do
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before we can publish.
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Perhaps we should
divide and conquer.
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Now, you track down
all the citations
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and properly note them
in our bibliography,
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and I will roll up
my sleeves
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and decide what font
we want to use.
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Sheldon, there are hundreds
of citations to track down.
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And thousands of fonts, but
you don't hear me complaining.
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I am not gonna
spend weeks
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in a library
looking up old papers.
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Can't we hire
a grad student to do it?
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Yeah, a grad student?
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I am not trusting
our unpublished paper
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to some millennial.
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They'll put unicorn emojis on it
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and then post it
on social media.
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Why would they do that?
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Economic anxiety, too much
avocado toast, who cares?
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Look, the point is, we can't
afford to have this paper leaked
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before we're ready to publish.
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That's how you kiss
the Nobel Prize good-bye
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instead of hello
as I intend to do.
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I assume you mean
metaphorically.
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Absolutely not. If the King
of Sweden hands me a medal,
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I intend to smear it with Purell
and then kiss it.
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But what if we ask one
of our friends to help us out?
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How about Leonard?
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Gee, I don't know.
Can we trust him?
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He's your best friend
in the whole world.
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Yes, but he's
always struck me
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as the guy in
the plane crash
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who doesn't wait until you're
all the way dead to eat you.
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I think
you can trust him.
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Oh, Amy, you never lose
that childlike innocence.
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Leonard, I need
to tell you something.
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I'm having an affair.
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Okay.
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You have to swear
not to tell anybody.
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Okay.
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(stammers)
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You are the only one
who knows.
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Uh, well, you and Rita,
the cafeteria lady
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who has been giving me
more than Tater Tots.
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Hey, Sheldon.
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Not a word.
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What did he want?
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Oh, nothing. He just concocted
some stupid test
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to see if I can keep a secret.
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Ooh, what's
the secret?
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I'm not gonna tell you that.
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The test is stupid,
but I still want to pass.
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♪ The Big Bang Theory 12x09 ♪
The Citation Negation
Original Air Date o
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♪ Our whole universe
was in a hot, dense state ♪
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♪ Then nearly 14 billion years
ago expansion started... Wait! ♪
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♪ The Earth began to cool ♪
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♪ The autotrophs began to drool,
Neanderthals developed tools ♪
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♪ We built the Wall ♪
♪ We built the pyramids ♪
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♪ Math, Science, History,
unraveling the mystery ♪
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♪ That all started
with a big bang ♪
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♪ Bang! ♪
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== sync, corrected by elderman ==
@elder_man
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Congratulations, Leonard, you
passed my secret loyalty test.
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The truth is, I was
never having an affair
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with the
cafeteria lady.
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There's only one woman who
gets to touch my no-no parts,
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and she's right here.
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- Sheldon.
- No, no.
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Well, I am shocked,
Sheldon,
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because I totally believed
that the woman you reported
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for being stingy with the peas
couldn't keep her hands off you.
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Well, I am a little hurt
that you weren't gonna tell me
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my husband was having an affair.
I thought we were friends.
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I didn't really believe him.
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Why not? You don't think
other women find him attractive?
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(laughing):
No.
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I suppose you're wondering why
I put you through all this.
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You mean the last two minutes
or the last 20 years?
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We need to ask you
a big favor.
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Well, you've certainly
gone about it the right way.
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You know we're almost
finished with our paper;
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we just need help
tracking down the citations.
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That's busywork. Can't you just
get a grad student to do it?
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No, this paper is
incredibly important to us,
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and we need someone
we can trust.
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Please, it would
mean a lot.
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Y-You know what? Sure.
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The three of us in the library
looking up old papers--
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that actually
could be kind of fun.
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Oh, no, we
won't be there.
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It just got more fun.
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(gunfire sound effects)
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Bam, took him out.
(chuckles)
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Now I'm doing a victory
dance to celebrate.
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(funky music plays)
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Where are you?
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About to shoot
some dancing jackass.
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Hey!
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And now I'm doing
a victory dance.
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What you playing?
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Fortnite.
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A bunch of people parachute
onto an island
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and fight it out to be
the last man standing.
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Like Hunger Games?
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More like Bachelor in Paradise,
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but not as cutthroat.
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Sounds fun. Can I play?
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I don't know if you'd like it.
It's kind of for gamers.
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Hey, I'm a gamer.
I play Candy Crush, Bejeweled,
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and Sesame StreetLetter School,
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which I beat our daughter at
every single time.
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All right, give it a shot.
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This one's how you move,
this is how you shoot.
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"A" jumps, "B" puts
you into build mode.
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And depending on what
you want to build,
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you can use LB, RB,
LT, or RT.
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Just put me in,
I'll figure it out.
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Oh, sounds like me
on our honeymoon.
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Okay, you're
skydiving down.
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You're almost
to the ground.
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Now, when you land,
you're gonna want... (gunfire)
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Okay, you're dead.
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Wait, that's it?
That wasn't fun at all.
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Oh, now it sounds like
you on our honeymoon.
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Thanks for helping with this.
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What are friends for?
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My friend sent me down to this
basement to do his grunt work,
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so I wouldn't know.
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Hey, probably shouldn't
say anything,
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but did you hear about
Sheldon and the lunch lady?
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Yeah, uh, that's not true.
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That's just something
Sheldon made up to test us.
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I wish I'd known that
before I called her a floozy
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in front of
the whole lunch line.
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This is a list of the papers
we need to pull.
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Why don't we split up?
You take half, I take half.
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I don't know, it's pretty
creepy down here.
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Maybe we should
stay together.
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Come on, Raj,
it's just a library.
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You could say that
about anything.
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It's just a cemetery.
It's just a haunted house.
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It's just a portal to hell.
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F-Fine, how about we split up
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but we stay in constant
communication with each other?
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Yeah, thank you.
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Leonard?
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- Still here.
- Okay.
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- Leonard?
- Still here.
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Okay.
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Leonard?
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Leonard?
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(Leonard gasps)
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Oh, God!
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Too much dust.
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(gunfire sound effects)
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Hey, ready for lunch?
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Hang on.
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Really, video games?
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Is this some sort of
Freaky Friday thing
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where you're actually Howard?
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Please, if I were Howard,
I'd be doing this.
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You know what? He's not wrong.
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All right, great,
can we go?
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In a minute. I want to show
Howard I can play this game.
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You know, you make
a lot more money than he does.
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Can't you just rub
his nose in that?
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I can, but I want
to rub his nose in this.
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Ugh, damn it,
why can't I hit anybody?
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Here, let me try.
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Lots of luck--
it's way harder than it looks.
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(explosion)
Got him.
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Okay, this citation
is correct. How you doing?
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Pretty good. I'm just
looking through
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"The Effect of High Energy Muons
on Proton Pion Scattering
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at the National Accelerator..."
(inhales)
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"...Laboratory."
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Hey, should we take
a break?
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No, this actually
makes it more exciting.
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We have to get through all of
this before I run out of this.
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It's like the movie Speed,
but instead of a bus,
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it's your lungs.
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And instead of Sandra Bullock,
it has sadness.
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Why did you pull
this Russian paper?
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Oh, it was cited
in this paper over here,
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so I thought
we should check it out.
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Mm, it's not
translated.
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Maybe we should talk to Howard;
his Russian's pretty good.
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We don't need Howard.
I've got Google Translate.
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Okay, here we go,
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from Russian to English.
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"Examinations of moose chowder
in lemon parachutes."
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Yeah, okay, now I know why
this app is free.
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Oh, gosh, my Russian's
a little rusty.
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If it helps, this word
may be "moose."
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Okay.
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This paper is called
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"Examinations of a
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Super-Asymmetric Model
of the Universe"
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by Dr. Vasily
Gregora-poli-popivich.
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W-Wait, so Amy
and Sheldon
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weren't the first
to think of super-asymmetry?
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No, doesn't look like it.
This is from 1978.
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Okay, well, they might need
to rename their theory
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"The Cooper-Fowler
Gregora-poli-popivich Theory."
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Kind of rolls right off
your tongue, doesn't it?
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Sheldon is not gonna be
happy about this.
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Well, he's gonna be less happy
about this, uh...
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"The super-asymmetric model
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"is inherently flawed
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and does not bear the weight
of further examination." Hmm.
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So this disproves their theory?
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Sounds like it.
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Oh, how are we gonna tell him?
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That's easy. Just go up to him
and say, "Sheldon,
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Raj has something to tell you."
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Why do I have to tell him?
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You did find it.
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I fou-- but he's the one
who translated it.
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Okay, okay, h-how about this?
We all tell him.
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Or even better: you tell him.
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Yeah, that makes the most sense.
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You guys are such cowards.
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Yes, we are.
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Hey, Denise. Is Stuart here?
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Oh, no. Doctor's appointment.
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Oh, is he okay?
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Not since I've known him.
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Which brings up
an interesting question.
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00:11:01,558 --> 00:11:05,826
You and Stuart. Why?
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I don't know.
My parents owned a funeral home.
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Read into that what you will.
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What can I help you with?
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I was hoping Stuart could show
me how to play Fortnite.
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- Mm, I can teach you.
- Really, you good?
248
00:11:18,041 --> 00:11:21,342
Look at my skin. I haven't been
outside in six years.
249
00:11:21,411 --> 00:11:22,810
So you'll coach me?
250
00:11:22,879 --> 00:11:25,146
Sure. Now let me ask
you a question.
251
00:11:25,215 --> 00:11:27,582
Howard. Why?
252
00:11:28,685 --> 00:11:31,285
You got eyes--
what do you think?
253
00:11:35,491 --> 00:11:37,525
(sighs)
254
00:11:37,594 --> 00:11:39,527
(groans)
255
00:11:42,732 --> 00:11:44,665
(mutters)
256
00:11:48,438 --> 00:11:51,105
(groans, mutters)
257
00:11:53,876 --> 00:11:55,977
(groans)
258
00:11:56,045 --> 00:11:58,279
Wow, I really wish
I didn't see this.
259
00:11:58,348 --> 00:12:00,381
Oh, hey.
260
00:12:00,450 --> 00:12:03,251
I just need to give Sheldon
some bad news,
261
00:12:03,319 --> 00:12:05,119
and I really don't want to.
262
00:12:05,188 --> 00:12:07,366
- Oh, my God. Is everything okay?
- No, I-I found a paper
263
00:12:07,390 --> 00:12:09,323
that proves their theory wrong.
264
00:12:09,392 --> 00:12:11,325
They thought this was gonna
be their Nobel Prize.
265
00:12:11,394 --> 00:12:12,827
It's gonna break his heart.
266
00:12:12,895 --> 00:12:16,230
Oh, man. Maybe leave
an anonymous note, you know,
267
00:12:16,299 --> 00:12:18,232
like in high school,
when you want to let
268
00:12:18,301 --> 00:12:21,569
your best friend know that
her boyfriend's cheating on her.
269
00:12:21,638 --> 00:12:24,305
Why wouldn't
you just tell her that?
270
00:12:24,374 --> 00:12:27,141
I don't know.
Maybe you had a hickey.
271
00:12:30,046 --> 00:12:31,790
I-Isn't it better
to get bad news from a friend?
272
00:12:31,814 --> 00:12:33,080
Trust me, it's not.
273
00:12:33,149 --> 00:12:35,383
I went to prom
with a hickey and a black eye.
274
00:12:36,986 --> 00:12:38,706
Come on, knock on the door.
You can do this.
275
00:12:38,755 --> 00:12:40,721
All right, a-all right,
here I go.
276
00:12:40,790 --> 00:12:42,556
Oh, wait, just let me
get inside.
277
00:12:42,625 --> 00:12:44,225
Why?
278
00:12:44,294 --> 00:12:46,894
"Why"? Come on.
279
00:12:48,164 --> 00:12:49,797
(door closes)
280
00:12:51,901 --> 00:12:53,768
Oh, hey, Leonard.
281
00:12:53,836 --> 00:12:55,069
Is the podcast too loud?
282
00:12:55,138 --> 00:12:56,370
I didn't hear a podcast.
283
00:12:56,439 --> 00:13:00,358
I told you no one could hear it.
284
00:13:00,426 --> 00:13:03,194
Well, I heard Ira Glass,
so he's either in your earbuds
285
00:13:03,262 --> 00:13:05,713
or clinging to the ceiling
like a gecko.
286
00:13:08,184 --> 00:13:11,068
Actually, I-I need to talk to
both of you about your paper.
287
00:13:11,137 --> 00:13:12,887
Oh, right,
how are the citations coming?
288
00:13:12,955 --> 00:13:14,433
Well, Raj and I were
chasing them down
289
00:13:14,457 --> 00:13:17,458
like you asked us to, and, um,
290
00:13:17,527 --> 00:13:18,826
we came a-across a,
291
00:13:18,895 --> 00:13:23,230
a Russian paper that seems
to disprove super-asymmetry.
292
00:13:23,299 --> 00:13:25,599
Are you sure?
293
00:13:25,668 --> 00:13:28,703
Yeah, uh, Howard translated it.
294
00:13:30,206 --> 00:13:32,139
I'm so sorry.
295
00:13:35,278 --> 00:13:37,445
Sheldon,
are you, are you all right?
296
00:13:37,513 --> 00:13:39,714
Oh, yes, of course.
297
00:13:39,782 --> 00:13:41,682
Thank you for telling us,
Leonard.
298
00:13:41,751 --> 00:13:42,850
I'm sure that wasn't easy.
299
00:13:45,188 --> 00:13:47,121
I guess we don't need
this anymore.
300
00:13:47,190 --> 00:13:49,857
(sighs)
301
00:13:59,635 --> 00:14:01,569
(screams)
302
00:14:06,175 --> 00:14:10,711
So what are you listening to,
This American Life?
303
00:14:13,583 --> 00:14:16,150
Okay, so walk up to
that chest and push X.
304
00:14:16,219 --> 00:14:18,285
X. Push X.
305
00:14:18,354 --> 00:14:19,453
Which one's X?
306
00:14:19,522 --> 00:14:22,556
The one with the X on it.
307
00:14:22,625 --> 00:14:24,125
Take it easy,
I'm new at this.
308
00:14:24,193 --> 00:14:26,460
What, the alphabet?
309
00:14:26,529 --> 00:14:28,662
You don't have to be snarky.
310
00:14:28,731 --> 00:14:29,942
Hey, do you want
to play the game,
311
00:14:29,966 --> 00:14:31,206
or do you want to crawl back up
312
00:14:31,267 --> 00:14:34,268
your mommy's shirt
and chow down like a baby?
313
00:14:34,337 --> 00:14:36,670
Damn, what is wrong with you?
314
00:14:36,739 --> 00:14:38,617
I'm sorry, I thought you
wanted to beat your husband.
315
00:14:38,641 --> 00:14:40,307
- I do.
- Well, then suck it up!
316
00:14:40,376 --> 00:14:41,942
Okay!
317
00:14:44,514 --> 00:14:46,447
(knocking on door)
318
00:14:48,918 --> 00:14:51,152
Hi.
319
00:14:51,220 --> 00:14:52,586
Can I do anything?
320
00:14:52,655 --> 00:14:55,356
No.
321
00:14:55,425 --> 00:14:58,025
I can make you some tea,
I-I could sing "Soft Kitty."
322
00:14:58,094 --> 00:15:00,361
I don't understand how
you're not more upset by this.
323
00:15:00,430 --> 00:15:01,529
This is your paper, too.
324
00:15:01,597 --> 00:15:04,565
I am upset, Sheldon.
325
00:15:04,634 --> 00:15:07,568
I'm just trying to hold
it together for you.
326
00:15:07,637 --> 00:15:11,972
Like when that goose wouldn't
leave us alone at brunch.
327
00:15:12,041 --> 00:15:13,574
That thing scared you, too?
328
00:15:13,643 --> 00:15:18,546
Well, of course it did.
I was wearing a down jacket.
329
00:15:18,614 --> 00:15:21,048
Well, I don't need you
to pretend to be okay for me.
330
00:15:21,117 --> 00:15:22,361
If anything,
that makes it worse.
331
00:15:22,385 --> 00:15:26,954
Fine. I'm not okay.
332
00:15:27,023 --> 00:15:29,156
We came up with this idea
at our wedding.
333
00:15:29,225 --> 00:15:32,159
We poured months
of our lives into it.
334
00:15:32,228 --> 00:15:34,328
I thought we were changing
the course of science,
335
00:15:34,397 --> 00:15:37,698
and now it's all gone.
I'm devastated.
336
00:15:39,101 --> 00:15:41,035
I was wrong,
that makes it worse.
337
00:15:41,103 --> 00:15:42,203
Go back to being happy.
338
00:15:45,775 --> 00:15:47,842
(gunfire over computer)
339
00:15:49,946 --> 00:15:51,111
Hey, guys.
340
00:15:51,180 --> 00:15:52,580
- Hey.
- Hey.
341
00:15:52,648 --> 00:15:54,882
You, uh, playing that,
what's it called again?
342
00:15:54,951 --> 00:15:57,418
Fortnow?
343
00:15:57,487 --> 00:15:59,253
- Fortnite.
- Right.
344
00:15:59,322 --> 00:16:01,622
I guess I forgot 'cause I only
played it that one time
345
00:16:01,691 --> 00:16:05,226
and I was so bad at it.
346
00:16:05,294 --> 00:16:07,528
Don't beat yourself up.
It's a hard game.
347
00:16:07,597 --> 00:16:09,697
Would you mind if I gave it
another shot?
348
00:16:09,765 --> 00:16:11,265
Mm, maybe later, Berna...
349
00:16:11,334 --> 00:16:13,934
Give me.
350
00:16:14,003 --> 00:16:17,304
Where are you, Howard,
where are you?
351
00:16:17,373 --> 00:16:21,242
Let me just build a little ramp,
get some height.
352
00:16:21,310 --> 00:16:25,379
You want to press B to go into
build-- oh, you already did it.
353
00:16:25,448 --> 00:16:27,815
Did I? I'm just hitting buttons.
354
00:16:27,884 --> 00:16:29,116
Wee!
355
00:16:31,287 --> 00:16:33,420
I see your ramp.
I'm coming for you.
356
00:16:33,489 --> 00:16:35,456
You can try, but...
(explosion sound effect)
357
00:16:35,525 --> 00:16:36,924
Gotcha.
(chuckles)
358
00:16:36,993 --> 00:16:41,061
Son of a bitch.
359
00:16:41,130 --> 00:16:42,329
Want to play again?
360
00:16:42,398 --> 00:16:43,531
No!
361
00:16:45,835 --> 00:16:47,568
- Howard.
- What?
362
00:16:47,637 --> 00:16:50,104
I make more money than you.
363
00:16:53,309 --> 00:16:56,277
You got yourself
a good one there, buddy.
364
00:16:59,248 --> 00:17:01,682
So neither of them
showed up for work today?
365
00:17:01,751 --> 00:17:03,295
No, I tried calling
and no one picked up.
366
00:17:03,319 --> 00:17:04,718
Look, I'm sure
they're fine.
367
00:17:04,787 --> 00:17:06,765
They were probably up all night
coming up with a new theory.
368
00:17:06,789 --> 00:17:09,590
I-I also texted to see
if he wanted to go to the new
369
00:17:09,659 --> 00:17:12,159
Fantastic Beasts movie
and he didn't respond.
370
00:17:12,228 --> 00:17:14,788
All right, well, they're already
dead. There's nothing we can do.
371
00:17:20,002 --> 00:17:22,336
SHELDON:
Come in.
372
00:17:26,842 --> 00:17:28,809
PENNY:
Hey...
373
00:17:28,878 --> 00:17:32,646
You guys look all comfy.
Did-did you take the day off?
374
00:17:32,715 --> 00:17:35,049
It's Saturday.
375
00:17:35,117 --> 00:17:37,217
No, it's not.
376
00:17:37,286 --> 00:17:41,021
Great, another thing
we're wrong about.
377
00:17:42,558 --> 00:17:44,892
How many does
that make, Amy?
378
00:17:44,961 --> 00:17:48,329
Two.
379
00:17:48,397 --> 00:17:50,164
Two things.
380
00:17:50,232 --> 00:17:53,033
What happened to us?
381
00:17:53,102 --> 00:17:55,169
I'll tell you what happened.
382
00:17:55,237 --> 00:17:58,205
Professor Gregoropovich.
383
00:17:58,274 --> 00:18:00,808
I-I think it's
Gregora-poli-popivich, but...
384
00:18:07,350 --> 00:18:09,516
Three.
385
00:18:09,585 --> 00:18:13,520
Look, you guys, you had a,
you had a setback, you know?
386
00:18:13,589 --> 00:18:16,156
This is the time you got to
dig in and-and try harder.
387
00:18:16,225 --> 00:18:19,059
It's like halftime
and you're down by seven.
388
00:18:20,229 --> 00:18:21,362
What are you doing?
389
00:18:21,430 --> 00:18:22,563
All right,
it's-it's like
390
00:18:22,632 --> 00:18:25,132
Bat-halftime and you're down
by Bat-seven.
391
00:18:26,802 --> 00:18:28,202
Let me try.
392
00:18:28,270 --> 00:18:30,838
You-you guys can't just give up.
393
00:18:30,906 --> 00:18:32,818
Uh, individually, you are
the smartest people I know.
394
00:18:32,842 --> 00:18:35,209
Together, you can do anything.
395
00:18:35,277 --> 00:18:37,322
I appreciate what you're trying
to do but please stop.
396
00:18:37,346 --> 00:18:39,546
You can't make this better.
397
00:18:39,615 --> 00:18:41,548
- All right, Amy, listen...
- I'm with Sheldon.
398
00:18:41,617 --> 00:18:43,283
We worked our butts off
on this paper
399
00:18:43,352 --> 00:18:44,852
and it was all for nothing.
400
00:18:44,920 --> 00:18:47,087
And if you think
some pep talk can fix that,
401
00:18:47,156 --> 00:18:50,424
then you don't understand
how much this meant to us.
402
00:18:50,493 --> 00:18:51,725
Is there anything we can do?
403
00:18:51,794 --> 00:18:53,560
No.
404
00:18:53,629 --> 00:18:55,195
Yeah-- wait.
405
00:18:55,264 --> 00:18:57,064
Do I smell Siam Palace?
406
00:18:57,133 --> 00:18:59,566
Oh, yeah, it's our dinner.
407
00:19:04,273 --> 00:19:06,774
I mean, it's your dinner.
408
00:19:06,842 --> 00:19:09,543
Any mango sticky rice?
409
00:19:09,612 --> 00:19:10,711
PENNY:
No.
410
00:19:10,780 --> 00:19:13,113
And the blows keep coming.
411
00:19:17,425 --> 00:19:20,660
I see you. I see you...
412
00:19:20,728 --> 00:19:22,161
and boom.
(explosion sound effect)
413
00:19:22,230 --> 00:19:25,164
Gotcha! How's it feel, Penny?
414
00:19:25,233 --> 00:19:28,534
Like I don't care at all.
415
00:19:28,603 --> 00:19:31,270
Wrong, it feels bad because
you lost and I won.
416
00:19:31,339 --> 00:19:33,372
Whoo! What a rush!
417
00:19:33,441 --> 00:19:35,708
All right, can we go eat now?
418
00:19:35,777 --> 00:19:36,777
- Hell yeah.
- All right.
419
00:19:36,844 --> 00:19:37,977
Hey, how's it going?
420
00:19:38,046 --> 00:19:40,579
Boom!
421
00:19:41,950 --> 00:19:45,017
Okay, I'm-I'm gonna drive.
422
00:19:45,563 --> 00:19:52,563
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