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Nubbins, Nubbins,
Nubbins. Nubbins, Nubbins, Nubbins.
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Nubbins, Nubbins, Nubbins. Nubbins,
Nubbins, Nubbins. Nubbins, Nubbins,
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Nubbins. Nubbins, Nubbins, Nubbins.
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Nubbins, Nubbins, Nubbins.
Nubbins, Nubbins, Nubbins.
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Nubbins, Nubbins, Nubbins.
Nubbins, Nubbins, Nubbins.
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Nubbins, Nubbins, Nubbins.
Nubbins, Nubbins, Nubbins.
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Nubbins, Nubbins, Nubbins.
Nubbins, Nubbins, Nubbins.
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Nubbins, Nubbins, Nubbins.
Nubbins, Nubbins, Nubbins.
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Nubbins, Nubbins, Nubbins.
Nubbins, Nubbins, Nubbins.
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Nubbins, Nubbins, Nubbins.
Nubbins, Nubbins, Nubbins.
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Nubbins, Nubbins, Nubbins.
Nubbins, Nubbins, Nubbins.
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Nubbins, Nubbins, Nubbins.
Nubbins, Nubbins, Nubbins.
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Nubbins, Nubbins, Nubbins.
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Who's there?
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Homeless Jerry, is that you again?
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I just took a goofer, so I
don't have long to play.
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Pepper?
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Shazbot.
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Surprise!
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Aah! Aah! Aah!
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Eat it!
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Synced and corrected by hawken45
for www.addic7ed.com
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I mean, I've just never seen
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this many bites on a single body before.
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It... It's just these
tiny consistent bites.
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I don't...
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Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
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What if a small shark,
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- riding a dog like a horse...
- No.
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- Hear me out.
- No.
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Hey, Evie.
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Oh, uh, Denise, I...
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you probably shouldn't be here.
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Is it a bad time?
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I'm just here looking for
some fermentation buckets.
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- Are you using them to breed sharks?
- No.
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My dad's starting a brewery.
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And he asked me to get the supplies.
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I really should be
dealing with this right now,
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but I'm curious.
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Where is your dad starting a brewery?
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In the tool shed.
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Okay, see, he can't do that.
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That's illegal.
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Oh, my God!
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A Marty Nubbins doll!
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Is that the Marty Nubbins
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of the "Nubbin's Family Power Hour"?
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Sure is.
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What is a Nubbin?
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It was a '70s puppet show for kids.
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It was all about unity.
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Didn't matter if you were
young, old, white, black,
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a fish or a chicken, a bear, or a pimp!
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We're all different, and that's groovy.
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And they're all here.
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Marty Nubbins, Groovy Gordy,
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Convoy Cathy, Peace Bear,
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and Jive Turkey.
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Oh, yikes.
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It was the '70s.
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Ohh.
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Ohhhhhh!
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♪ Doesn't matter who you are ♪
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♪ To us, you are a shining star ♪
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It's the "Nubbin's Family Power Hour"!
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Ha! Ha!
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Keep it in the family.
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Boop!
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Yeah!
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Oh, I love it so much.
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I want to take 'em all home.
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How do I choose?!
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How do I choose? How do I choose?
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I'm gonna take Marty!
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Oh, my God.
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Did you know Mr. Cantrell?
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This is free now, right?
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Hey, Dad.
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Oh, sweetheart, you're just in time.
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Did you get that, uh,
fermentation bucket
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- I asked about?
- No.
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Denise, please understand
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that if I don't ferment this stuff,
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it's going to turn into jet fuel,
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and you don't want to be
the one responsible
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- for blowing up the house, do you?
- No.
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But I did get a puppet.
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Ha-ha!
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You're really milking this whole
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"works in mysterious ways"
thing, aren't you?
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Crafty.
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Mm...
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You're gonna sleep in there tonight.
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Aah!
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Stan. The hell is this?
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Freedom, Barret.
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I am no longer a slave to big liquor.
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It used to be if I wanted
a beer, I used to have to drive
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all the way down to the liquor store
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like some kind of wild animal.
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Not anymore.
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Now I got everything I need
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right here on the premises.
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I, uh... I even gave my product a name.
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Miller Beer.
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I think they already have that.
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Yeah, well, they're damn sure gonna
have to change it, aren't they?
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Well, you can brew a batch for yourself,
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but if you brew to distribute,
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that's against the law.
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Yeah? Well, this is all for me.
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11 barrels?
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Listen here, there, Judge Judy.
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Sure, I may drink
a little more than you,
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but that's only because
I find it impossible to stop.
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Still, I don't know
what to tell you, Stan.
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You know, we can let you keep one,
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but we're gonna have
to confiscate the rest.
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We'll be back.
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Oh, buy a vowel.
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Time for some liquid America.
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Hmm, that's interesting.
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Little oaky with a... a bite at the end.
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- Heck of a bite.
- Hey, Dad,
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can you help me with something
inside the house?
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Absolutely, but... there's
only one problem.
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What?
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That beer also made me blind.
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What? Dad?
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- Take me inside.
- It's okay.
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- Take me inside.
- Come on.
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I'm sure this is just a temporary thing.
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Just a 24-hour bout
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of complete and total blindness.
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But... it's funny, though.
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I can feel my other senses
getting sharper.
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Sense of smell.
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Uh... hearing.
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Perfect now.
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Dad, w-why don't I help you
to your armchair?
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I don't need my eyes to see.
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I can see with my ears, like Jesus.
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- Crack a nut.
- What?
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Crack a nut.
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That was an almond. Crack another.
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Pistachio.
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You're not even trying to challenge me.
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I'm evolving.
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I'm getting stronger. I'm...
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I'm becoming more than
I've ever been before.
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Hmm.
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Oh, no!
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You changed your shirt.
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I-I did.
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H-How d... How did you know?
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I could hear the different thread count
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screaming at me like a thousand sirens.
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Hmm.
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I made you a sandwich.
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Cracked pepper turkey
on whole wheat toast.
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Yeah! How did you know?
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Denise, is one of those slices of toast
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the heel of the loaf?
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Yeah.
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But I figured you were blind
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and... and you wouldn't notice.
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- I'll throw it away.
- It doesn't matter, sweetheart.
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We're in the presence
of great danger now.
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I can feel it.
It's vibrating inside of me.
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Put the sandwich down, go downstairs,
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lock up the house,
and seal everything up.
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Namaste.
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Aah!
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Eccles says time to die.
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What are you?
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Ow!
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Bad move, bitch.
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I'm gonna bite your ding dong!
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I haven't forgotten
about your ding dong.
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Ohh.
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You're wasting your time
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'cause you're already dead, bitch.
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Yeah, yeah. Really scary.
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Your time is up, Stan Miller.
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Tonight, we come for you.
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Nubbins, Nubbins, Nubbins.
Nubbins, Nubbins, Nubbins.
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Ugh.
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The heel of the bread.
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What am I, a dog?
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Kon'nichiwa.
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Hello.
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Kon'nichiwa.
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Hello.
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Kon'nichiwa.
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Hello.
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Kon'nichiwa.
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Hello.
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Kon'nichiwa.
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Hello.
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Kon'nichiwa.
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Hello.
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Kon'nichiwa.
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I am very sweaty.
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Where is the airport bathroom?
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I am very sweaty.
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Where is the airport bathroom?
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Very sweaty.
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Where is the airport bathroom?
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Where is the airport bathroom?
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Where is the airport bathroom?
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Sayonara.
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Where is the airport bathroom?
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Where is the airport bathroom?
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Where is the airport bathroom?
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Where is the airport bathroom?
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Where is the airport bathroom?
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Where is the airport bathroom?
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Nubbins, Nubbins, Nubbins.
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Nubbins, Nubbins, Nubbins.
Nubbins, Nubbins, Nubbins.
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Nubbins, Nubbins, Nubbins.
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Nubbins, Nubbins, Nubbins.
Nubbins, Nubbins, Nubbins.
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Nubbins, Nubbins, Nubbins.
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Ow!
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Gonna need some... Ow!
help to kill these bitch...
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Ow!
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Darksome night and shining moon,
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harken to thy blackened rune.
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East then south, west then north,
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here come!
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I call thee forth!
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Kill, kill, kill, kill!
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- Kill! Kill!
- Kill! Kill!
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- Kill! Kill!
- Kill! Kill!
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- Kill! Kill!
- Kill! Kill!
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- Kill! Kill!
- Kill! Kill!
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- Kill! Kill!
- Kill! Kill!
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So, after you chewed through the tape,
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then what?
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I told you! I can't hear anything!
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Leon, what are you drawing?
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We already know
what the puppet looks like.
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Oh, I'm just coloring.
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Sure.
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Kevin!
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- Hmm. Nice kitchen.
- I told you learning a language
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- is dangerous!
- Hey, Kev-o,
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uh, Denise tells me
that you were attacked
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by a one-armed puppet.
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- What?!
- Aah!
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Stop screaming.
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My ears are very delicate.
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- I can't hear you!
- Ow!
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Bobcat Goldthwait made me deaf!
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Who?
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Now what the hell is going on?
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The phones are dead.
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There's no reception.
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Do you think they took out a cell tower?
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Sheriff!
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Come out and play-ay!
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Sheriff!
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00:14:47,799 --> 00:14:50,700
Come out and play-ay!
267
00:14:50,702 --> 00:14:52,068
I want everyone to stay calm.
268
00:14:52,070 --> 00:14:53,803
And get low.
269
00:15:02,992 --> 00:15:04,513
- Kevin.
- What?!
270
00:15:06,086 --> 00:15:07,214
Shh.
271
00:15:07,885 --> 00:15:11,754
I want you to go up there,
272
00:15:11,756 --> 00:15:14,512
look around, and tell me what you see.
273
00:15:23,301 --> 00:15:25,234
Gobble! Gobble! Gobble!
274
00:15:25,236 --> 00:15:27,303
What do you see?
275
00:15:27,305 --> 00:15:29,638
I think they're surrounding the house!
276
00:15:29,640 --> 00:15:30,940
Stop screaming.
277
00:15:30,942 --> 00:15:33,009
Ow!
278
00:15:37,048 --> 00:15:38,147
Groovy!
279
00:15:39,984 --> 00:15:41,017
Kevin!
280
00:15:43,388 --> 00:15:47,156
Take your felty paws off me.
281
00:15:47,158 --> 00:15:49,304
Damn you!
282
00:15:49,994 --> 00:15:51,194
Aah!
283
00:15:54,265 --> 00:15:57,267
I got 'em!
284
00:15:59,938 --> 00:16:01,171
Wait.
285
00:16:05,009 --> 00:16:07,153
Aah!
286
00:16:11,056 --> 00:16:12,727
You ain't got the guts, pig.
287
00:16:17,887 --> 00:16:18,645
Ah!
288
00:16:19,975 --> 00:16:20,823
Oh, man.
289
00:16:21,254 --> 00:16:23,403
Thank God you got him
with one bullet because...
290
00:16:26,733 --> 00:16:28,698
Ow!
291
00:16:33,471 --> 00:16:34,837
L-Lee?
292
00:16:38,736 --> 00:16:40,376
Because my gun's in the car.
293
00:16:42,147 --> 00:16:44,193
Lock all the doors
and barricade the windows.
294
00:16:48,786 --> 00:16:51,720
They must be using a silencer!
295
00:16:55,186 --> 00:16:57,326
Peace Bear has a machine gun!
296
00:17:07,405 --> 00:17:09,539
What the hell?
297
00:17:09,540 --> 00:17:11,140
They're inside the house.
298
00:17:11,142 --> 00:17:13,076
Game over, man!
299
00:17:13,078 --> 00:17:14,343
They're in the ceiling.
300
00:17:14,345 --> 00:17:16,345
They're trying to crawl
through the pipes.
301
00:17:16,347 --> 00:17:18,214
Evie, you gotta go shut the drain down.
302
00:17:18,216 --> 00:17:19,815
Come on.
303
00:17:20,351 --> 00:17:22,358
- Be careful! Oh!
- Hah, ha.
304
00:17:22,359 --> 00:17:24,553
- Get that... Get that thing.
- What are you doing?
305
00:17:24,555 --> 00:17:26,222
Ow. I can't see.
306
00:17:28,493 --> 00:17:30,359
No, wait! Wait!
307
00:17:30,361 --> 00:17:31,694
What?
308
00:17:31,696 --> 00:17:33,530
Aah!
309
00:17:34,532 --> 00:17:36,165
Who wants to die today?
310
00:17:37,636 --> 00:17:39,435
Here's Cathy!
311
00:17:41,367 --> 00:17:43,363
I'm gonna cut your ass.
312
00:17:43,841 --> 00:17:45,341
We're gonna need more weapons.
313
00:17:45,810 --> 00:17:46,976
There's two live hand grenades
314
00:17:46,978 --> 00:17:48,244
in the trunk of the squad car.
315
00:17:48,246 --> 00:17:48,813
What?!
316
00:17:48,815 --> 00:17:50,300
They're just rolling around back there.
317
00:17:50,301 --> 00:17:51,414
I didn't tell you because I didn't...
318
00:17:51,416 --> 00:17:52,382
How long have I been driving around
319
00:17:52,384 --> 00:17:53,516
with live grenades in the car?
320
00:17:53,518 --> 00:17:55,001
Do you want to hear the story or not?
321
00:17:55,002 --> 00:17:55,766
No.
322
00:17:56,788 --> 00:17:57,518
I'll go.
323
00:17:57,989 --> 00:17:59,438
No. I'll do it.
324
00:18:10,957 --> 00:18:13,197
Oh, my God. Leon, are you okay?
325
00:18:13,198 --> 00:18:15,574
Convoy Cathy bit my big rig.
326
00:18:22,279 --> 00:18:23,245
Aah.
327
00:18:29,043 --> 00:18:30,376
They've all gathered.
328
00:18:30,688 --> 00:18:31,616
They're up to something.
329
00:18:31,617 --> 00:18:35,036
Eccles says we ice these bitches.
330
00:18:35,501 --> 00:18:36,984
10-4, good buddy.
331
00:18:37,835 --> 00:18:40,606
Why don't we make them
some poison pancakes?
332
00:18:41,205 --> 00:18:43,085
Ugh.
333
00:18:43,086 --> 00:18:45,806
Least I don't exploit women for profit.
334
00:18:46,442 --> 00:18:48,387
Oh, because I'm Jive Turkey, I'm a pimp?
335
00:18:48,388 --> 00:18:50,070
- You are a pimp.
- Racist.
336
00:18:50,071 --> 00:18:51,384
Guys, guys, guys.
337
00:18:52,541 --> 00:18:54,200
Can we talk about this later?
338
00:18:54,201 --> 00:18:55,749
Let's open the portal.
339
00:18:57,382 --> 00:19:00,116
How am I gonna get my gun
outta that car?
340
00:19:01,936 --> 00:19:04,737
I have a Civil War musket
in the back hall!
341
00:19:04,962 --> 00:19:05,686
Why?
342
00:19:05,687 --> 00:19:08,726
I worked my way through clown college
343
00:19:08,727 --> 00:19:11,004
doing Civil War reenactments!
344
00:19:11,005 --> 00:19:12,767
I didn't know you went to clown...
345
00:19:12,768 --> 00:19:14,219
Don't go there.
346
00:19:14,220 --> 00:19:16,331
Get it!
347
00:19:16,333 --> 00:19:19,135
No matter who you are,
348
00:19:19,137 --> 00:19:22,540
to us, you are a shining star.
349
00:19:22,541 --> 00:19:25,141
No matter who you are,
350
00:19:25,143 --> 00:19:27,829
to us, you are a shining star.
351
00:19:28,391 --> 00:19:31,110
No matter who you are,
352
00:19:31,111 --> 00:19:33,852
to us, you are a shining star.
353
00:19:34,690 --> 00:19:36,643
No matter who you are,
354
00:19:37,151 --> 00:19:38,901
to us, you are a shining star.
355
00:19:40,428 --> 00:19:42,173
- No matter who you are...
- You only got one shot.
356
00:19:42,174 --> 00:19:42,959
Great.
357
00:19:42,960 --> 00:19:45,752
To us, you are a shining star.
358
00:19:46,631 --> 00:19:48,422
No matter who you are,
359
00:19:49,034 --> 00:19:51,614
to us, you are a shining star.
360
00:19:52,170 --> 00:19:53,230
No matter who you are...
361
00:19:53,263 --> 00:19:55,343
Oh, something's coming out...
out of the ground.
362
00:19:55,427 --> 00:19:57,478
Maybe I should take the shot,
Evie, on account I'm...
363
00:19:57,479 --> 00:20:00,519
- Blind?
- Well, I wasn't going to go there, no.
364
00:20:00,520 --> 00:20:02,177
To us, you are a shining star.
365
00:20:02,179 --> 00:20:04,246
Okay. He...
366
00:20:04,248 --> 00:20:05,011
No matter who you are...
367
00:20:05,012 --> 00:20:06,300
Wait a minute. What am I thinking?
368
00:20:06,301 --> 00:20:08,796
Leon, in addition to your
loose hand grenades...
369
00:20:08,797 --> 00:20:13,119
do we still have that keg of Stan's
explosive beer In the trunk?
370
00:20:15,060 --> 00:20:16,058
Terrific.
371
00:20:16,060 --> 00:20:17,459
No matter who you are,
372
00:20:17,461 --> 00:20:19,219
to us, you are a shining star.
373
00:20:19,220 --> 00:20:22,265
Rise, omnipotent ruler.
374
00:20:22,267 --> 00:20:25,200
To us, you are a shining star.
375
00:20:27,472 --> 00:20:29,338
No matter who you are,
376
00:20:29,340 --> 00:20:32,407
to us, you are a shining star.
377
00:20:32,409 --> 00:20:34,301
No matter who you are,
378
00:20:34,302 --> 00:20:37,287
to us, you are a shining star.
379
00:20:37,288 --> 00:20:39,614
No matter who you are,
380
00:20:39,616 --> 00:20:42,076
to us, you are a shining star.
381
00:20:43,050 --> 00:20:45,281
- No matter who you are...
- It doesn't matter who you are,
382
00:20:45,282 --> 00:20:46,930
- to us, you are a shining...
- to us, you are a shining...
383
00:20:59,437 --> 00:21:02,009
- Yes!
- Evie!
384
00:21:02,010 --> 00:21:03,508
What do you know? I can see again.
385
00:21:03,509 --> 00:21:05,888
- Hey!
- I heard that!
386
00:21:06,510 --> 00:21:09,310
That loud explosion must have
brought back my hearing!
387
00:21:09,313 --> 00:21:10,410
- Say, Kev-o...
- Huh.
388
00:21:10,411 --> 00:21:12,392
Can I have a look-see
at your... your musket here?
389
00:21:12,393 --> 00:21:14,632
Sure. What a wonderful gift.
390
00:21:14,633 --> 00:21:15,970
Thank you, Kevin.
391
00:21:15,971 --> 00:21:17,383
- Thank you.
- What?
392
00:21:17,384 --> 00:21:19,377
He said, "What a wonderful gift!"
393
00:21:20,913 --> 00:21:22,454
No, no, no.
394
00:21:22,455 --> 00:21:23,703
No, I-I think he was...
395
00:21:24,256 --> 00:21:25,246
Never mind.
396
00:21:41,585 --> 00:21:43,412
Boop!
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