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Shut up.
You are such a silly man.
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You think I don't know
what my job is.
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All I do is create chaos.
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That is what
you're going to get.
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Trust me, I'm quite serious.
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I already started
putting more money
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into groups of little punks
in Grozny,
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nationalistic skinheads...
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Doesn't matter.
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Doesn't matter.
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Listen. Two things matter:
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They need to have a good name
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so that they seem
like a movement.
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But then also crucial
is we have to fund
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the little whatever-they're-called
young socialists
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or whatever is the opposite.
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Yes. Non-skinheads.
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Hey... get some hippie kids
from the university
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who listen to folk music
and love gays and Pussy Riot
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and the "power to the people."
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Yes. Exactly.
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It definitely will confuse
some people.
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We need to confuse some people.
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We got this.
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The takeaway here is,
I am on a trip.
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I will be right back.
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It is personal.
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That is why they are called
personal days.
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Just tell them,
"You either ride with us
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or collide with us."
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Yes, you might say,
"You have no choice."
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Or "My way or the highway."
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But someone who is a non-idiot
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might say what I have suggested.
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You are aware that
sometimes you come off
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like you've never managed
a democracy before.
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Peace.
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My God.
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I do not even really
have time to take a shower.
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She's supposed to get here
at 8:00.
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You'll never be sad
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if you take a shower
before you meet a woman.
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- How's your room?
- It's a dump.
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It's fine.
It's identical to this one.
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"What a dump! What's that from?"
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Liz Taylor doing Bette Davis.
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I know! That's what she says.
She asks that.
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She says "What's this from?"
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- It's in the play, it's not me.
- I know.
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But seriously,
why did you choose this place?
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Yeah, I did not want to come on
too strong, you know. Too fancy.
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She seems very down-to-earth
in her emails.
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Well, I won't be out
too late tonight.
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If this one-horse town
has no piano bar,
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I will search out
this famous "Walmart."
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It's so nice to see how different
countries do their packaging.
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I love it.
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There I will buy
a six-pack of beer
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because for some reason
there is no hotel bar here.
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Which was definitely
your mistake.
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You know something, most girls
do not want to meet a man
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for the first time
in a motel room.
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I explained the situation
and I already said
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there will be security here
and all that.
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She understands.
It's normal.
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It's normal perhaps for
some kind of important
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political technologist
in our country,
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but for her
it's non-standard.
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Let me see you.
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Bars, public spaces,
that's normal.
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- Hmm.
- No, no, no.
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I'm sure it's fine.
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You trust each other.
I get it.
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Well.
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I am not going to try
to sleep with her.
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I'm going to try
to really make a connection.
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Hi, I'm Darla Andrews.
I'm...
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Oh...
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Okay, um... yeah.
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Ms. Darla Andrews.
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Uh, hi.
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- Hello.
- Hi, I'm Darla.
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Ochin'priyatna.
So nice to meet you, Darla.
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I'm so sorry,
but I have to run.
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Oh.
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You must be Nathan.
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Ciao. "Nathan."
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Thank you for
coming to meet me.
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I was looking forward to it.
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Yes, please. This way.
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- Oh, thank you.
- Yes.
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It's fancy.
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I have very much enjoyed
our correspondence.
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Oh, I...
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I just think you're
such a great writer.
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It has been
such a pleasure. Really.
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Eh. I am an amateur at best.
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Oh, no.
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You are very lovely in person.
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- Thank you.
- Hmm.
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I hope I look like my picture.
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At least enough.
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Totally! Do not worry!
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Oh, unbelievable!
Fuck my mother.
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Eh...
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I have to take this.
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So sorry for the swearing.
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I did not want to be called
when I am just meeting you.
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Bastards.
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You do very high-level
English language swearing.
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Hello.
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Yes. I told you I was doing it.
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Hell yes, I told everybody
I was doing it.
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Oh. Thanks.
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The question you need
to be asking is,
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how can you afford
not to back your own enemies?
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No rational person
would do that,
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so then how can they
understand that we did it?
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- Exactly! They can't.
- Oh, thank you.
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Some biker gangs
are also supporting us.
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And I have
a Black Panther type thing
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in the works
I haven't even announced yet.
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That's right, baby! They won't
even know what hit them!
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Bam! Be gone.
All right.
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I'm so sorry.
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I didn't mean to eavesdrop,
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but you seen like
you've been
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a little modest about
having such a fancy job.
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I do not admire false modesty.
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It's true that in my country
I have some influence.
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The people we are discussing
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will be like
your cartoon characters,
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with the birds and the stars
spinning around the head area.
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Bam!
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But although I have been
a person of influence,
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that is not why I am here.
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Oh, I don't think you came all this
way just to like, "influence" me.
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A side effect
of having influence
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is that it can be distorting
to you personally.
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Like how, um...
rich people never know
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if someone really likes them
or just wants their money?
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Yes, I would expect it
would be similar.
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Hmm.
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It is a funhouse mirror,
in a way,
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and then you forget
what you really look like.
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I used to know more rich people,
and they had worries like that.
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I used to make more money, too,
that's why...
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I mean, I'm-I'm doing good.
I'm fine now.
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I'm great, actually.
This looks delicious.
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I'm glad that it appeals to you.
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So, where you're from,
um, what does it signify
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when a man wears, um...
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So, you are a veterinarian?
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Um... almost.
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I am a veterinary nurse.
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You care for baby animals.
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Yup, and they love it.
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You, uh, put the medicines
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in their eyes and their ears.
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- Yeah, all that.
- That is nice, isn't it?
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Yeah. It's so pure,
how people love their pets.
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Sometimes it is hard, though,
when I...
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when I can't help them,
but it's always really real.
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And that can be hard to come by.
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What is that supposed to mean?
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Nothing. I...
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I'm so sorry.
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Sometimes I stress myself out.
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Of course, you are just
talking about,
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uh, "keeping it real," right?
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Exactly. Yeah.
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It's just, you know...
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talking about my job.
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Do you like vodka?
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Yeah.
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I know gay guys who make it
a point not to lisp,
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and French guys who make it
a point not to womanize.
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But no.
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I had to be a Russian
who likes vodka.
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But at least
I am not provincial...
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This vodka... is Canadian.
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Spasibo.
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To my first
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international internet date.
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Mine, too, actually.
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International.
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Yes.
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But, uh, domestic?
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I mean, I've tried.
Uh, You know.
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What were they like, the others?
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Oh, jeez.
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Um, well, one guy,
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uh, started telling me
on the second drink
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how badly he wanted
to have kids.
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Oof.
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So... yeah.
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Do you really want
to hear about this?
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Mm-hmm.
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Okay, well,
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I really don't care
what a guy's job is,
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but I did notice when
I started going on these dates,
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that all of them,
the rich ones and the poor ones,
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they all seem to think that they
should be doing better by now.
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You know?
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Like making more money,
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or just being happier.
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It's really tender when a stranger
shares something intimate with you.
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You know?
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They didn't even know
they're transmitting it,
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but they were blaring it
like neon signs of sadness.
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Every single one of them.
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Hmm.
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Was it a lot?
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Sometimes.
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Some of them
just more of like a...
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like a slight melancholy vibe.
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Guys...
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Was it a lot of guys?
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Oh.
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Oh.
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Um...
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Well, I didn't sleep
with them...
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all.
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Good. All good.
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'Scusey! I... so sorry.
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You see, I'd like to get to know
more about you, as a person.
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One of my best qualities is my attentive
listening and my interest in others.
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Idiots.
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Do you prefer fish
or chicken?
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Fish.
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Hmm.
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It was the same when
I worked in reality TV.
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Listening, observation.
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You guys have reality TV?
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Of course we do.
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Do you know that sometimes
it isn't totally real?
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You know, I think that
it used to more real,
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- The way you hold attention,
- but then it became
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- tease people, make them wait,
- obvious that they're just casting people
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- dazzle them with spectacle,
- that we know are gonna
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- distract them... is very structured.
- Flame out or be like, "I didn't
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- It's not all literally true.
- Come here to make friends."
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We are saying the same thing,
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in fact.
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Yeah.
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Um... well, I, uh,
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have to say I think it's really
great that you've been able
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to stay so creative while
having a government job.
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You know, those two things seem really
different in my mind, but what do I know?
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Um, I was really sad
I couldn't read your book.
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I looked for it, but I
couldn't find it in English.
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It is a wonderful book,
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but I didn't write it.
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You didn't write it?
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No.
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Oh.
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I wish.
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It has somebody else's
name on it.
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Someone else named
Nathan Ivanovich?
260
00:14:03,260 --> 00:14:05,718
That is not my name.
261
00:14:05,802 --> 00:14:07,760
A pen name...
262
00:14:07,844 --> 00:14:08,927
I guess so.
263
00:14:09,010 --> 00:14:10,052
Do you like the fish?
264
00:14:10,135 --> 00:14:12,010
So what's
your real name?
265
00:14:14,468 --> 00:14:18,927
You know,
I also designed a city.
266
00:14:20,802 --> 00:14:22,301
Did I tell you about that?
267
00:14:22,385 --> 00:14:27,385
It's not finished yet,
but maybe you could come see it.
268
00:14:27,468 --> 00:14:29,176
What do you like to be called?
269
00:14:29,260 --> 00:14:32,927
I am like the guy who wanted
to have a baby with you
270
00:14:33,010 --> 00:14:34,718
on the second drink.
271
00:14:34,802 --> 00:14:39,468
I did not mean to invite you to
Russia so soon. I apologize.
272
00:14:39,552 --> 00:14:41,391
Why did you want me
to call you by your pen name?
273
00:14:41,468 --> 00:14:44,010
I didn't say it
was my pen name.
274
00:14:44,094 --> 00:14:47,468
I mean, the book
is a piece of shit.
275
00:14:47,552 --> 00:14:50,969
Ivanovich is a
Hamlet-obsessed hack.
276
00:14:51,052 --> 00:14:56,010
I would've been totally
embarrassed to have written it.
277
00:14:56,094 --> 00:14:58,468
Let me sign you a copy.
278
00:14:58,552 --> 00:15:02,927
Well, whomever he is, why do you
think he's obsessed with Hamlet?
279
00:15:03,010 --> 00:15:06,844
Are you kidding? All Russians
should be obsessed with Hamlet.
280
00:15:06,927 --> 00:15:08,718
It is the story of
power-obsessed men
281
00:15:08,802 --> 00:15:11,094
with small areas
of total dominion,
282
00:15:11,176 --> 00:15:13,052
the occasional murder
by poisoning
283
00:15:13,135 --> 00:15:15,552
and a basic inability
to tell what is real,
284
00:15:15,635 --> 00:15:20,426
what is a ghost, what's happening,
who's crazy, and who's sane.
285
00:15:20,510 --> 00:15:22,176
It's brilliant.
286
00:15:35,927 --> 00:15:37,760
What do your friends call you?
287
00:15:37,844 --> 00:15:39,969
That again?
288
00:15:40,052 --> 00:15:41,593
Seriously.
289
00:15:48,426 --> 00:15:49,593
Pardon?
290
00:15:50,802 --> 00:15:54,176
I still didn't catch it.
291
00:15:56,510 --> 00:16:00,635
Hey, what is your favorite
kind of Russian music?
292
00:16:00,718 --> 00:16:02,969
Oh, I don't really know
any Russian music.
293
00:16:03,052 --> 00:16:08,135
I did hear those guys out there,
but, uh, that's about it.
294
00:16:08,218 --> 00:16:11,343
Okay, so in this country,
295
00:16:11,426 --> 00:16:15,094
when a man wears a piece
of jewelry on this finger,
296
00:16:15,176 --> 00:16:17,510
it typically signifies...
297
00:16:17,593 --> 00:16:19,844
Nom de plume.
298
00:16:19,927 --> 00:16:22,760
No, that he's married.
299
00:16:22,844 --> 00:16:24,218
So...
300
00:16:24,301 --> 00:16:27,593
Okay, I know that sometimes
people lie on their profiles,
301
00:16:27,677 --> 00:16:31,052
like tell little white lies like
about their height or their age...
302
00:16:31,135 --> 00:16:34,176
Nom de guerre like "The Fox,"
or "The Jackal."
303
00:16:34,260 --> 00:16:37,510
No. That's...
304
00:16:37,593 --> 00:16:41,094
No, I think that there's a
language barrier, 'cause what I...
305
00:16:41,176 --> 00:16:43,510
- Pen name. Real name.
- Right.
306
00:16:43,593 --> 00:16:47,552
That's a pen name,
and then what's your real name?
307
00:16:47,635 --> 00:16:49,760
- Pen name.
- Right, that's a pen name.
308
00:16:49,844 --> 00:16:52,802
Real name, pen name,
real name.
309
00:16:54,510 --> 00:16:58,844
Don't matter what you call me.
Realest in the game.
310
00:17:03,844 --> 00:17:05,218
♪ Pen name, real name ♪
311
00:17:05,301 --> 00:17:06,391
♪ Don't matter
what you call me ♪
312
00:17:06,468 --> 00:17:07,927
♪ Realest in the game ♪
313
00:17:08,010 --> 00:17:09,844
♪ Let me show you
what boss means ♪
314
00:17:09,927 --> 00:17:12,552
♪ Whips, house, jacket, it don't
matter what the cost be ♪
315
00:17:12,635 --> 00:17:13,802
♪ Realest in the game ♪
316
00:17:15,510 --> 00:17:17,844
♪ The realest around
from Kitay down to Kerch ♪
317
00:17:17,927 --> 00:17:20,885
♪ If you're looking for a boss
you can end your search ♪
318
00:17:20,969 --> 00:17:22,260
♪ Real recognize real ♪
319
00:17:22,343 --> 00:17:24,094
♪ But the others
can't touch this ♪
320
00:17:24,176 --> 00:17:26,927
♪ If life is a game,
you can say that I've won this ♪
321
00:17:27,010 --> 00:17:30,010
♪ In Moscow they love me,
in Grozny they want me ♪
322
00:17:30,094 --> 00:17:32,677
♪ Down in Khamovniki,
they always try to hug me ♪
323
00:17:32,760 --> 00:17:35,593
♪ Swing through St. Petersburg,
drop a couple stacks ♪
324
00:17:35,677 --> 00:17:38,844
♪ Fuck the garment bag,
I'ma take the whole rack ♪
325
00:17:38,927 --> 00:17:41,677
♪ In Presnensky
they all want to sex me ♪
326
00:17:41,760 --> 00:17:44,552
♪ In Yakimana
the honeys always wanna, huh ♪
327
00:17:44,635 --> 00:17:47,094
♪ Crane your neck,
catch a glimpse of the man ♪
328
00:17:47,176 --> 00:17:50,760
♪ Who be runnin' the streets
from the Grads to the Stans ♪
329
00:17:52,510 --> 00:17:54,593
Oh, yeah!
You know what time it is!
330
00:17:54,677 --> 00:17:57,176
I have my whole squad
up in here!
331
00:17:57,260 --> 00:17:59,844
Oh!
332
00:17:59,927 --> 00:18:02,218
♪ Crimea! Ho!
Cry me a damn river! ♪
333
00:18:02,301 --> 00:18:04,760
♪ Cash stacked long
from Lavry to Dezhnev ♪
334
00:18:04,844 --> 00:18:07,718
♪ I've got more whips
than the Comrade Brezhnev ♪
335
00:18:07,802 --> 00:18:10,593
♪ Speaking of cars,
I gotta couple of hundred ♪
336
00:18:10,677 --> 00:18:13,635
♪ And a diamond in my chain
for every coup that I funded ♪
337
00:18:13,718 --> 00:18:16,468
♪ Pen name, real name,
don't matter what you call me ♪
338
00:18:16,552 --> 00:18:19,635
♪ Lookin' at my wrist, let me
teach you how to floss, G ♪
339
00:18:19,718 --> 00:18:22,718
♪ Whip, house, jackets, it don't
matter what the cost be ♪
340
00:18:22,802 --> 00:18:26,385
♪ Greatest rapper ever,
now you know who the boss be ♪
341
00:18:40,135 --> 00:18:43,176
What?
342
00:18:45,343 --> 00:18:50,135
No? Oh. Well, okay.
343
00:18:50,218 --> 00:18:51,385
Okay, then.
344
00:18:51,468 --> 00:18:54,718
Eh, gentlemen, give us a minute.
345
00:18:59,760 --> 00:19:03,010
I thought you were going
to this famous "Walmart."
346
00:19:03,094 --> 00:19:04,593
Overrated.
347
00:19:07,052 --> 00:19:11,677
Are you okay?
We have a salad course.
348
00:19:11,760 --> 00:19:14,260
Would you like a salad course?
349
00:19:14,343 --> 00:19:16,802
I... I don't need
a salad course. Um...
350
00:19:19,677 --> 00:19:23,260
I'm very flattered.
351
00:19:23,343 --> 00:19:27,052
You're an incredible singer,
and dancer...
352
00:19:27,135 --> 00:19:28,718
and rapper.
353
00:19:31,593 --> 00:19:34,426
There's still an elephant
in the room, though.
354
00:19:36,385 --> 00:19:39,510
Excuse me just a moment.
355
00:19:43,885 --> 00:19:46,218
What's his real name?
356
00:19:46,301 --> 00:19:48,552
You're still on that?
357
00:19:48,635 --> 00:19:50,969
I don't understand,
358
00:19:51,052 --> 00:19:53,969
our emails were so promising.
359
00:19:54,052 --> 00:19:55,301
I know what it's like.
360
00:19:55,385 --> 00:19:56,885
- You do?
- Sure.
361
00:19:56,969 --> 00:19:59,635
Being pampered by a charismatic
leader in a hotel room...
362
00:19:59,718 --> 00:20:02,552
where maybe even he thinks
he's in love with you.
363
00:20:02,635 --> 00:20:05,010
Plus, power is intoxicating.
364
00:20:05,094 --> 00:20:07,260
- So is vodka.
- Isn't that what dates are for?
365
00:20:07,343 --> 00:20:10,718
You squint at things and try
to see the best in a guy.
366
00:20:10,802 --> 00:20:14,802
I like giving people
the benefit of the doubt. I do.
367
00:20:16,218 --> 00:20:18,260
Wait, are you in character
right now?
368
00:20:18,343 --> 00:20:19,426
Often. I lose track.
369
00:20:19,510 --> 00:20:22,426
You didn't even Google him?
370
00:20:22,510 --> 00:20:24,802
I didn't think I needed to.
371
00:20:24,885 --> 00:20:26,385
We'd been emailing for months.
372
00:20:26,468 --> 00:20:27,301
I thought...
373
00:20:27,385 --> 00:20:28,552
Girl, it's not that hard.
374
00:20:28,635 --> 00:20:29,969
Especially after Crimea.
375
00:20:30,052 --> 00:20:31,927
When I walked in here,
376
00:20:32,010 --> 00:20:33,885
he was wearing a wedding ring.
377
00:20:33,969 --> 00:20:35,593
But when I checked again,
he wasn't.
378
00:20:35,677 --> 00:20:37,677
And then
I swear he just was.
379
00:20:37,760 --> 00:20:42,176
He can be a little bit indecisive
about his self-presentation.
380
00:20:44,010 --> 00:20:47,426
Girl. Seriously,
what are you doing?
381
00:20:47,510 --> 00:20:51,176
I don't know.
382
00:20:51,260 --> 00:20:53,927
You know what,
you're a grown woman.
383
00:20:54,010 --> 00:20:55,176
Figure it out.
384
00:20:59,844 --> 00:21:04,468
Alas, Nathan Ivanovich.
385
00:21:04,552 --> 00:21:08,094
I never knew you.
386
00:21:10,343 --> 00:21:15,426
I don't know what is,
only what seems to be.
387
00:21:16,760 --> 00:21:18,552
Or not to be.
388
00:21:19,844 --> 00:21:22,927
How do we even hold up
this heavy life,
389
00:21:23,010 --> 00:21:26,844
which I myself have had
a hand in reducing
390
00:21:26,927 --> 00:21:29,927
down to bare survival?
391
00:21:30,010 --> 00:21:31,552
Survival.
392
00:21:33,343 --> 00:21:36,969
Survival sucks,
but it is possible
393
00:21:37,052 --> 00:21:40,218
death is worse.
394
00:21:43,635 --> 00:21:48,052
Of all the things
I have been party to,
395
00:21:48,135 --> 00:21:51,510
I, who have the power
396
00:21:51,593 --> 00:21:55,510
to bend the course of history,
397
00:21:55,593 --> 00:21:58,885
have come up
against a problem...
398
00:22:01,176 --> 00:22:04,052
One small woman...
399
00:22:04,135 --> 00:22:06,593
and who to be to her.
400
00:22:10,552 --> 00:22:13,552
I should be real to her.
401
00:22:15,094 --> 00:22:18,593
Unless I am corroded
to my depth.
402
00:22:21,844 --> 00:22:24,927
I am out of scale.
I feel myself so.
403
00:22:28,969 --> 00:22:31,176
I should give it a whirl.
404
00:22:45,176 --> 00:22:48,301
Are you married?
405
00:22:49,426 --> 00:22:52,301
Well, yes and no.
406
00:22:53,760 --> 00:22:55,260
I just Googled you.
407
00:22:55,343 --> 00:22:57,552
And if I'm not mistaken,
408
00:22:57,635 --> 00:22:59,635
you have a wife.
409
00:23:00,802 --> 00:23:02,552
You can Google me?
410
00:23:02,635 --> 00:23:04,718
Yeah. I can.
411
00:23:04,802 --> 00:23:06,593
It was pretty easy, too.
412
00:23:06,677 --> 00:23:09,844
It would've been easier if you
didn't have so many pseudonyms.
413
00:23:09,927 --> 00:23:12,468
Hmm.
414
00:23:12,552 --> 00:23:16,635
So, do you and your wife
have some sort of arrangement?
415
00:23:16,718 --> 00:23:19,552
Eh, yes and no.
416
00:23:19,635 --> 00:23:22,052
What's that
supposed to mean?
417
00:23:22,135 --> 00:23:23,927
Well, I mean, sort of.
418
00:23:24,010 --> 00:23:25,260
There's no sort of.
419
00:23:25,343 --> 00:23:27,385
Either you're married
or you aren't,
420
00:23:27,468 --> 00:23:29,969
or your wife and you have
an arrangement or you don't.
421
00:23:30,052 --> 00:23:31,385
Don't get upset.
422
00:23:31,468 --> 00:23:33,052
I'm not upset.
423
00:23:36,052 --> 00:23:38,510
I just need to know.
424
00:23:38,593 --> 00:23:41,969
I mean,
I'm not above casual sex,
425
00:23:42,052 --> 00:23:45,844
but I think we both know
that's not why we're here.
426
00:23:47,885 --> 00:23:51,844
I really liked writing to you
and I like talking to you
427
00:23:51,927 --> 00:23:56,885
and now we're in a hotel room
and I need to know.
428
00:24:03,718 --> 00:24:07,718
Why didn't you ask me before
about being married.
429
00:24:07,802 --> 00:24:10,052
Because you checked
the box.
430
00:24:10,135 --> 00:24:11,135
What box?
431
00:24:11,218 --> 00:24:14,135
The one about
being single.
432
00:24:14,218 --> 00:24:16,260
Oops.
433
00:24:20,176 --> 00:24:23,094
Did you lie about
the sex questions, too?
434
00:24:23,176 --> 00:24:27,385
No. No, no, no, no.
Of course not. Never.
435
00:24:27,468 --> 00:24:29,635
It would mess up the algorithm.
436
00:24:32,385 --> 00:24:35,010
What's the point of having
a girlfriend or a mistress
437
00:24:35,094 --> 00:24:37,010
or whatever it is
you want me to be
438
00:24:37,094 --> 00:24:38,885
if you're just gonna act
the same way you do
439
00:24:38,969 --> 00:24:41,260
at home, or at work,
or whatever?
440
00:24:42,760 --> 00:24:44,593
I know.
441
00:24:44,677 --> 00:24:48,094
This is the tragedy of my life.
442
00:24:50,052 --> 00:24:52,885
Do you know
the tragedy of my life?
443
00:24:54,969 --> 00:24:56,094
No.
444
00:24:56,176 --> 00:24:58,426
I know.
Because you never asked me.
445
00:24:58,510 --> 00:25:00,017
You're really charming
on the internet,
446
00:25:00,094 --> 00:25:01,516
but then in person,
you don't even ask me
447
00:25:01,593 --> 00:25:03,343
shit like what's
the tragedy of my life
448
00:25:03,426 --> 00:25:05,969
or even if
my parents are alive.
449
00:25:06,052 --> 00:25:07,808
I know your parents are alive
because it came up
450
00:25:07,885 --> 00:25:11,677
in the email when you
went back to Wisconsin.
451
00:25:11,760 --> 00:25:14,010
For my dad's funeral.
452
00:25:16,718 --> 00:25:19,135
This is not my first language.
453
00:25:22,260 --> 00:25:27,385
Don't you even wanna try being honest just
for like one day, like for an experiment?
454
00:25:30,510 --> 00:25:34,552
Look, I need to be
around someone real,
455
00:25:34,635 --> 00:25:37,260
and, Darla,
I can feel that about you.
456
00:25:37,343 --> 00:25:40,010
You are so freaking real.
457
00:25:40,094 --> 00:25:43,385
And... all I do
is create chaos...
458
00:25:43,468 --> 00:25:45,052
Which is remarkably
effective...
459
00:25:45,135 --> 00:25:47,010
But you are actually,
truly real.
460
00:25:47,094 --> 00:25:49,426
And that-that
is what I need.
461
00:25:49,510 --> 00:25:51,010
That is why I am here.
462
00:25:51,094 --> 00:25:53,635
I'm sorry.
I... I'm gonna go.
463
00:25:53,718 --> 00:25:55,468
No, no, no, no, no!
Please, please.
464
00:25:55,552 --> 00:25:57,969
Please stay
just for a little longer.
465
00:25:58,052 --> 00:26:00,094
Hey, stay for dessert.
466
00:26:00,176 --> 00:26:01,593
A wonderful
white chocolate mousse.
467
00:26:01,677 --> 00:26:04,343
I need to go. Oh, my God.
468
00:26:06,510 --> 00:26:10,176
No, no, no, they are saying
that it is not safe for you
469
00:26:10,260 --> 00:26:13,426
to leave because
there is a... wildfire.
470
00:26:13,510 --> 00:26:15,844
I don't see any wildfire.
471
00:26:21,677 --> 00:26:23,927
Oh, yes. They are saying
there is a shooting.
472
00:26:24,010 --> 00:26:25,593
It's not safe for you to go.
473
00:26:25,677 --> 00:26:27,593
I didn't hear any shooting,
did you?
474
00:26:27,677 --> 00:26:31,260
Some threat of shooting or a bomb
threat or something like that.
475
00:26:31,343 --> 00:26:33,885
I don't believe you.
476
00:26:33,969 --> 00:26:36,718
All right.
477
00:26:36,802 --> 00:26:38,969
Oh, my God!
478
00:26:39,052 --> 00:26:41,094
They lock it from the outside?
479
00:26:42,885 --> 00:26:45,301
No, no, please,
please relax.
480
00:26:46,718 --> 00:26:49,010
You'll break the knob.
481
00:26:49,094 --> 00:26:51,635
Thank you for staying.
482
00:26:51,718 --> 00:26:55,301
It means a lot to me.
483
00:26:55,385 --> 00:27:00,426
There is so much to say
about the tragedy of my life.
484
00:27:00,510 --> 00:27:02,010
And from your writing,
485
00:27:02,094 --> 00:27:06,635
I believe you will really
be able to understand the pains
486
00:27:06,718 --> 00:27:08,135
that come from being
487
00:27:08,218 --> 00:27:11,969
such an important
political technologist.
488
00:27:12,052 --> 00:27:15,385
You see, it started
when I was a child.
489
00:27:18,260 --> 00:27:21,677
At the academy
in the mountains,
490
00:27:21,760 --> 00:27:25,218
the Ural Mountains.
491
00:27:25,301 --> 00:27:29,176
They can be beautiful...
492
00:27:29,260 --> 00:27:31,426
but they can be deadly.
493
00:28:33,635 --> 00:28:35,468
♪
494
00:28:36,010 --> 00:28:38,802
Thank you for doing what
nobody else seems to understand.
495
00:28:39,135 --> 00:28:41,260
I'm excited for this,
and for my turn next.
496
00:28:41,343 --> 00:28:43,343
It didn't hurt much at all,
by the way.
497
00:28:43,504 --> 00:28:47,410
Oh. Shall we,
before it gets cold?
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