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FASHION HEALTH PARLOURS

Today is a special day.

That tickles!

Oh, that tickles!

It's a "Lucky direction roll".

This is a "Lucky direction roll".

That's right.

Eat while facing this year's
auspicious direction and make a wish.

This year's fortuitous direction
is west-southwest.

Like this?

No, this way.

Stay still.

Sure.

What are you wishing for?

Right. You can't speak while
you're eating.

Come on, suck it
as hard as you want.

Hey, wait!

I'll never let you go.

Our team won't last
if you drop out.

Don't say that.

You celebrated our marriage,
didn't you?

I just held it back
in front of everyone.

Listen, annul your marriage
right now.

What's the point of marrying
if you can't play baseball?

I'm leaving now.

Are you listening to me?

I promised my fianc�e we'd discuss
the venue.

What a shame.

That's why we lost our retirement game.

What the hell!
You blame me for that?

Yes, you botched it.

No, I didn't.
That wasn't an error.

I couldn�t help it, okay.

Your life is one big error.

Asshole!

Look!
- What?

That's a new parlor.

MASSAGE PARLOUR
SHOGUN

No way.
- Come on.

It's really cheap.

You can get Laid
for that little?

It's deflation, prices are failing.

Oh my!

I bet you're a regular.

No way!

What?

Bye.

Hey, wait!

You've never paid to get laid?

Never.
It makes me sick.

Any normal 40 year old guy
would have by now.

I'm not like you guys.

Okay, I'll treat you.

My treat,
Let�s all go get laid.

Let's make it our team's
last innings.

Sounds good.
- No way.

You can either quit the team,
or choose not to join us.

But you have to choose one.

I�ll quit the team,
I'm not going.

What do we do?

We force him to go.

Here we go!

Don't.

In you go.

Stop it.
- Come on.

It stinks!
What's that smell?

It's natural.
It's generations of sperm.

No, not that.
It smells like dead meat.

Are you scared?

No, I'm not.

I just hate the thought
of paying women for sex.

You sound like a virgin.

Shut up.

I always wondered why you're
such a pussy.

Because you're a virgin?

Yeah, you never talk about sex.

He keeps changing his story
about his first time.

Right, he does.

Get real.

Okay, so how did you lose your cherry?

We want graphic details.

I'm leaving.

C'mon, don't go.

We're just having fun.
- Get lost.

May I help you?

Three of you?

Not me.
- Yes, three.

All three of us.

Three clients, ladies.

Is that price you have outside
for real?

Yes, it's only 3,000 yen.

I bet there are extras
once we get inside.

That can't be!

I bet the girls are all old hags, right?

If you don't believe me,
you're welcome to inspect the girls.

Get ready.

What's that?

You can finger their butts before
you make your choice.

- No mistake, eh?
You mean it?

This is unbelievable.

Come here!
This is great

Oh, they're really soft.
They feel great.

Absolutely perfect.

Hey.

You can only touch them once.

Okay, I understand.

The last John l had
tearfully begged for his life.

So I made him stick
a cigarette in his tool.

Really?
What happened?

He agreed and stuck a cigarette
right down into his urethra.

I made him ram it in
right up to the filter.

What's that?

Anyway, I stubbed it out on his balls,
then I cut off his cock.

Guys today are hardly worth teasing.
They have no pride.

Exactly.

What's up?

What's up?

Someone pinched me.
- Don't make a fuss over that.

You can't help it.

You just started here recently.

Stop it, Kaori.
Don't hit on her.

Why not?
Are you jealous?

Don't worry.
You're my only love, Nonoko.

You can only touch them once.

We need to compare them,
okay?

Take that!

I don't believe it.

Come on, join in.

You first.
It's a wedding present.

No thanks.
- Go on.

You want this girl?

Okay, your time is up.

Nonoko, Nagisa and Kaoru
will entertain you.

They're getting ready now,
so please wait a while.

I didn't think you'd choose the one
who farted in your face.

that you were taking those
who gave you farted in his face.

I'll get my revenge.
One on one.

You're lucky.

You got the best one.

I didn't choose her.

You guys didn't choose her.

Give it Back.

Get it back, if you can.

Give it Back.

Hey, we've got customers.

I haven't cleaned up the mess
from the last customer.

Move, you fool!

Okay.

Oh, I feel sluggish.

Nonoko,
are you ready?

Sure, I'm the most
experienced girl in the parlor.

Good.

What about you, Nagisa?

Sorry, I don't feel well.

IThe roll I had earlier made me sick.

Are you okay?
Wanna rest?

No, I'm...

Oh, well.

She's still quite naive.

Don't be too harsh on her.

Okay.

Nonoko is ready now.

I�ll kill you,
if you try to run away.

I want my cell phone back.

Draw lots.

We have a special on now.

If you win, you�ll be offered
a special experience.

Go ahead.

Special experience?

Did I win?

No.

Here's a consolation prize.

I don't want it.
Where's my girl?

She's coming.
- Dos and don'ts.

You can't do anything
the girl rejects.

And you can't have real sex.

Okay.
Enjoy yourselves.

Good evening.
I'm Nonoko.

How do you do.

This way, please.

Please watch your step.

Thank you.

In you go, please.

Now please sit down.

Are you a professional baseball
player?

Of course not.
We're just amateurs.

I was kidding.

So you played and then went
drinking afterwards?

Our best player retires
as of today.

He's quitting to get married.

I envy him!

I wish I could get married.

Get real, will you!

He's betrayed his friends of
more than 20 years.

I�d really like to whack him
with a bat.

That's scary.

Will you take my clothes off?

You enter the room first.
Then what's next?

You just keep quiet.
The girl will entertain you.

But still....

Do you go to parlors
very often?

Yes, I'm quite the expert.

Really?

I can't get my rocks off
at the normal parlors.

I wonder if this place can do it
for me.

I�d prefer an older woman,
I guess.

You're sick.

Misa will kill me,
if she finds out I was here.

She's such a stickler for prudence.

Damn Uno!

Don't say that.
He's lonely.

How come?

He's worried he'll have no one to
hang out with when you get married.

Even if l quit the team,
we're still friends.

We'll get together and go drinking
just like always.

I wonder.

She's always texting you to
hurry back home.

You said it was your decision to
quit the team.

But she made you,
didn't she?

Look, this is not the right place
to discuss this.

I've always enjoyed hanging out
with you guys.

But since I started going out
with Misa,

something inside me has
changed.

Honestly, I�ve never been
serious about life before.

I was shallow-minded.

But after I met Misa...

I decided to dedicate my life,
my very heart and soul, to her.

Maybe that sounds too idealistic.

But that's how I feel.

It's good to have someone waiting
for you at home.

I really mean it.

You've found the perfect girl.

But don't tell Uno.
He'll only make a fool of me.

Do you feel good?

I'm coming!

I'm coming now!

What the hell!

That'll teach you.
That's my revenge.

So he was the one who
pinched my butt.

I'll do it again.

No, don't!
I'm sorry I did it.

I didn't mean to offend you.

I just had a bad case of wind.

It really wasn't intentional.

I know you did it on purpose.
- Don't be nasty.

I'm really sorry.

Forgive me.
I'll give you a special treat.

The one he mentioned earlier?

No way!
Not that.

This is a special service...

only for you.

Well?

You can't control yourself now.

What's that?
I feel something cold.

This?

That's it.

It's cold and hard.

If you want to find out,

then I�ll show you!

Did you hear someone screaming?

I get it.
It's some sadomasochistic thing.

Kaori is ready now.

Okay.

Don't go.
Stay at least till the end today.

Okay.

Now draw lots.

Sure.

You won the big prize.

How do you do.
I'm Kaori.

He's won a special prize.

In order, the special price.

Certainly, sir.

Very special...

Where's the bathroom?

Hey, you.

Go check the bathroom.

Bathroom?

That's right....

Someone is trying to escape
through there.

Where is the bathroom?

What are you doing here?

Let me go!

We warned you at
the first session.

Don't you remember?

You can't escape from here
while you're working.

And you can never tell anyone
what goes on here.

If you break the code,
you'll be executed.

I know but...

I'm sick of the taste of blood.

Can you handle one more customer?

It'll be your last for today.

I can't take it anymore.

Have some candy.

It'll cleanse your mouth
of the taste of blood.

No, thank you.

Have one anyway.

How old are your little brothers?

One's 10 and the other's
5 years old.

They're still only little.
Naturally, they miss their mother.

I can understand that,

because I lost my mother
when I was just a kid.

Give this candy to
your brothers.

But....

Come on, take it.

Thank you.

Let's have breakfast together
when you're on the early shift.

If you don't want to,
I won't force you.

I don't mind,
but maybe not.

If we're careful,
no one will know.

I have to help out with
a special case.

Your client is waiting
in the lobby.

Take him to the room
when you're ready.

Okay.

See you.

And now for your special treat.

I'm so excited.

I'll explain the rules first.

Go ahead.

I'll perform a sexy dance for you.

If you get a hard-on,
you lose.

A kind of teasing game?

Not bad,
but I want something dirty.

You want something perverted?

Well, yes.

Don't worry.

We're preparing a special act.

What?

I'm sorry to be late.

I'm here to judge the special event.

Judge?

Didn't you hear the rules?

If you get a hard-on,
you lose.

I'll be watching your cock.

If it gets hard,
I'll cut it off with this sword.

What?
That doesn�t make sense.

That's the rule.
- Who knows?

Is this some sort of surprise?

If so, it's way too creepy.

Right?

Manager, answer me.

Where are you?

Hey.

Where's the manager?

Where are you?

Manager?

Answer me.

He's trying to escape
from the 'Pine Room'.

What are you doing?

He's about to escape.

I needed to go to the bathroom.

But I couldn�t find it.

How do you do.
I'm Nagisa.

I'll take you inside.

Listen, it's a game, isn't it?

What if I win?

What if I don't get a hard-on?

Come on,
what about the rules?

If you win,
you'll be set free.

You really mean it?

You'll let me escape?

No, it's okay.
I'll do it myself.

Well...

Shall I take my underwear off, too?

No need to ask, right?
That's why I'm here.

Is this your first time?

My first time?

No way.
I'm too old to be a virgin.

That can't be.

I mean in the massage parlor.

Oh, I see.

Yes, this is my first time
at a massage parlor.

I'm ready now.

Please lie down here.

Wait a moment!

I'm sorry, but I really can't do it.

Did I offend you?

No, not at all.

You've done nothing wrong.

It's just there's someone waiting for me.

You can't just leave.
They'll punish me.

But I can't.

Let me massage you, then.

Is that good for you?

Should I use lotion?

You mean the sticky one?

Yes, please.

No...

I can't take it anymore.

A hard-on!

What the hell!

He's dead.

Dead?

Who's dead?

One of your friends.

My friend?

Uno! Doshida!

Let me go!

No, don't go.

What the hell is this place?

What will you do to us?

You were just unlucky.

This is the sex parlor from Hell.

None of our customers survive.

We cut off men's cocks.

We only have one purpose.

We kill our customers at the
moment of sexual ecstasy.

Our boss watches all the action
with hidden cameras.

How come?

No idea.
I've never even met him.

All we do is to kill men
and get paid for it.

There�s at least 10 more
cameras in this room.

There's no chance of escape.
No one's ever escaped.

No one ever admits they're going out
to buy sex.

So when you go missing,
it never leads to us.

I must get back to my girl.

If I escape,
what will happen to you?

I'll be executed.

They'll kill you?

If a client escapes,
we pay with our lives.

That's the code.

I have no father.
My mother raised me.

We're poor and I've worked
hard on a part-time basis.

I got into the college
I aimed for.

But soon after that,
mother had a traffic accident.

It left her paraplegic.

I couldn�t afford to continue
at university.

I had to pay all the bills,
and for mother's treatment.

I couldn't earn much
at a regular job.

I had no choice but to work
in a bar.

It wasn't long before
I started work at a sex parlor.

The more we girls put out,
the more we earn.

Then I ended up here.

I don't care anymore.
I want to finish everything.

I can't die here.

That goes for you, too.

You can keep going if someone is
waiting for you.

Or rather, you have to keep going.

Hey, clean up the mess.

I'm beat.
Can't you do it for me?

You have to do it yourself.
That's the rule.

Hey, wait.

I must save my friends.

Hi, Nonoko.

Hi there.

You know you're not allowed
to rest here.

The parlor will close soon, anyway.
We need fresh air.

You took the body away,
didn't you?

At least let me smoke in peace.

Where's that last guy's cock?

Damn it.
I forgot to get it.

How could you forget the most
important thing?

But you cut it off,
remember?

Stop that.
You're abnormal.

Stop it!

I said stop.

Damn!
I'll go get the cock.

Doshida, wake up!

Come on.

Mr. Nakatsu...

Why are you just standing there?

Give me a hand.

Doshida.

He may make it
if we get him to a hospital.

What the hell are you doing?

Stop it Manager, please!

Nagisa, go back to the room.

If the boss finds out,
you're dead.

I'll cover for you,
but just go back.

Manager!

Oh, it hurts!

Are you leaving?

Dear customer.

Stop it!

Nakatsu!

Uno!

Nagisa!

So, you betrayed us?

As long as I�m still here,
you'll never leave alive.

Nonoko, you're so cool!

Nonoko?

Kaori!

Uno, you're...

Sorry I didn't tell you,
I'm a Karate expert.

Are you really?

Karate is not about hitting,
or being hit.

And it's not about showing off
your power.

I've faithfully obeyed my master.

You're the lowest scum.
You're not human.

I'll kill you all with my fists.

You bastard!

Nakatsu, get away now!

But...

Go home and hold Misa
as tight as you can.

Your cell phone.

I'll call for help right away.
Don't die before I get back.

Uno!

Do you think you can beat me?

Nakatsu...

Try to remember that game
we played 10 years ago.

Try to remember that
come-from-behind home run.

That's it.

That form.

You're the cleanup batter for
our team.

Go for it, Nakatsu!

Drop dead!

I did it?

I did it.

I made it.

Mr. Nakatsu!

How is Uno?

Escape by yourself.

Understand?

I can't do that.

This is Misa.

Her address is
in my cell phone.

I want you to tell her...

that I love her.

I know her.

I worked with her at a sex club.

I remember she had 3 moles
on her ass.

She was kind, pretty.
And popular.

The most popular girl
in the whorehouse.

I bet you're surprised by
the pistol on the wall.

I really wanted to use it just once.

Who are you?

I'm the boss.

I�m the owner of the Shogun
Massage Parlors.

Hello, I'm Shitaragi.

I've been watching your battles
on the monitor.

It's been quite amusing.

What will you do now?

Nothing special.

I'll have the professionals clean
up the mess.

I'll reopen the parlor tomorrow.

You're working
the late shift tomorrow.

You can go home for today.

Get a good rest
and come back again tomorrow.

Don't be stupid!
I'll never come back.

What will you do
if you quit?

Where could you earn this
kind of money?

Can you stand being poor again?

I don't think so.

I'm sure you'll be back
begging me for a job.

You're just a stupid bitch
who kills men for money.

I work hard for my debt-ridden dad.

What?
Not for your little brothers?

Not for your paraplegic
mother?

At the interview you said you're
saving to open a nail salon.

You spit out lies as easily as you
breathe, you bitch.

No, I don�t...

You're just a bitch killer.

A piece of bitch-trash,
you'll never change.

Shut up tiny dick!

That's why you do this,
to compensate for your tiny cock.

Who said that?

Everyone who works for you.

You're the lowest of scum.

Listen, my project has
a grand theme.

Little dick!
- No!

Okay then,
take off your underwear!

Bitch.
Don't order me around.

So it is tiny.

Shut up!
Do you want to die?

You�re under my control.

I've changed my mind.

I'll kill you.
You're dead!

Listen.

Wherever you try to escape to,
anywhere in Japan,

my network will find you.

I earn money with my body.

I'll kill anyone who opposes me.

Nagisa.

Let's go grab a bite.

You promised me, remember?

That hurts!

I was kind to you, wasn't I?

I gave you candy, didn't I?

Get up. I'll cut off the other nipple, too.

I said get up!

Your candy tasted like shit.