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I see this experience
as a new birth.

Emerged from the world ...
of the world that I saw.

And I do not know. There is something beautiful
Regarding that, do you understand?

N ... it's not religious. I ...

do not die.

Do not die ...
No ... do not die.

Do not die. Do not die.

Do not die!

FADE

It's okay.

It's okay.

It's okay...
It's okay...

It's okay.

Damn thing.

Fuck.

They are fucking me.

It will work.

It will work.

It will work. It will work.
It will work.

Dammit.

Right now.

Joder!

It's okay.

Maybe is...

Maybe is
Some damn joke, friend.

It is not possible that it is happening.

It's okay. Maybe it's happening, but ...

It is not happening the way
which I think is happening. Alone...

It is not happening the way
which I think is happening.

You look like shit.

Okay, I should think about this.
It took me the morning,

I took a look
to market research,

I found the client
for lunch.

I was driving,
I have my car.

I was on the phone,

talking to Terry.

Was it raining?

I can not remember it.

Jesus Christ.

It's okay, I'm recording.

So, uh ...

I started talking to myself,

what is a bad sign
in almost any situation.

So I decided
I'm going to use my phone.

Hi.

I guess ... I guess
a disaster like this

would lead to some type
of public response.

I think I should do it.

Which brings me to the question,

Where are all demons?

There are fifteen ...

twenty minutes for a call.

Half an hour to send.

I mean, not even that
It would require so much time.

They are probably
a couple of feet of dirt.

It's 1:48 in the afternoon,

and I was not even
here below for one hour.

I'm fine. Everything is fine.
I'm fine. You're fine. Everyone is fine.

I just have to wait...
I just have to wait.

Nothing to do, but wait.

You know, mother nature
appears for a while,

as unexpected visit,
and so...

Fantastic

How would you sell the mud, I wonder?

Oh, my God. I can not believe
that is stuck here below,

and Terry going to the meeting
and he probably screwed up.

I have to get out of here.

Okay, this can not be good.

Yes.

You are slightly inclined
to the left no?

Daddy!

Where are they ?!

It's twenty ...

it's twenty percent,

or twenty-one percent, or ...

or ... or something like that. And the...

rest is nitrogen
with lots of other shits,

as ... as hydrogen,

and carbon dioxide.

That's why they say
the silent killer.

CO2 is the one that kills.
I'm in a damn spot.

I'm in a spot. Why can not I
to be like Steve McQueen?

Steve McQueen would have found
an exit from this right now.

Steve McQueen would already be
on the surface,

in a bar, drinking and smoking, and laughing.

And I'm stuck here below,
because I wanted to go to California.

Fuck...

Why did I have to go to California,

where there are avalanches, apparently?

Avalanches. There is not even
damn water in California,

and there are avalanches!

Oh, fuck!

There's no water. It's a desert
damn glorious.

But when the water comes,
ag rrate your ass.

Everyone, because they're going to be screwed.
Well, you know what?

Do you know what?

Fuck.
Fuck California.

Fuck your damn raisins.

I mean, for the stupid one
campaign that was no?

It's okay.

I have to calm down.

I have to calm down,
I have to calm down.

I have enough air.

I'll be fine.
I just need to calm down.

- Okay, come here.
- What? - Come here.

What? What? What?

Look.
Film this, right here.

- This. Look at this disaster.
- Oh shit. What is that?

Mr. Del Acosta.

As you can see, our garden
It was decimated.

for a group
of rebel coyotes.

They come down from the mountains
hours before dark,

and destroy our humble garden.
That he worked so hard to do it.

Disclípame, I'm sorry.
Can I just ... ask you a question?

Why do not you just talk to him?

- Speak to whom?
- To our landlord, Del Acosta.

I'm talking to you.
You film me for him.

I know. But only...
It's a bit hostile. Do not you think?

I protect my rights, Jackson.
We pay rent for this house.

I probably use it for
small demands. But still, I say ...

It is important to document it.
To cover my ass here.

- I thought I covered your ass.
- Oh, my God. Give it to me.

What? Enough.

- You see how it feels?
- Yes, it feels very good.

- Oh, it feels good.
- Yes.

- Do you want me to try?
- Yes.

Se or Del Acosta ... Well,
you are moving me Enough!

- That's how it feels.
- You can do it again.

I just ... I say I need
See more passion.

Do I need more passion?

- Do you want to see passion?
- Yes.

I should go shopping
for those things ...

Better saving my battery.

Endeara Springs ...

I'm so sorry.

- What is the line? What is the slogan?
- Just t mala.

I say "Just t mala", or they want
just take it?

- Just remove the lid and start taking it.
- Oh, I'm so sorry.

- What's the problem?
- It's the lid. It does not open.

Is it stuck? I am sorry.
I just can not open it. I'm sorry.

You have it. Just keep going.
Come on.

What is the problem?

Jackson, wake up!

Cramp, cramp, cramp,
cramp, cramp ...

Are they fucking me?

Oh, my God.

Five hours passed.

Oh, my God.

I wonder if I'm tired
because I run out of oxygen.

No. You're tired
why you did not sleep.

Just ... you just did not sleep last night.
You were working on the ad.

You were late, then ...

It has not been that long.
Just ... relax.

Rel jate.

All right, give me something hollow ...

I planned to masturbate, too.

This idea is crossed out

No no no no no.

No no.

Resist Resist
Resist

Shit!

It's okay.

Listen out...

qu date ah ...

Oh, God, God, God,
God, God. Why did you do it?

Why did you do it?

Oh, friend

Oh, fuck it.

Oh God. That was good.
It's okay.

I know I'm not
the best person in the world,

but neither ... I'm the worst
person of the world.

And I just ... I just want to say this.

What if you take me out of this,
then I...

I'll know you heard this before.

But if you take me out of this, I say,
He will do anything.

I will do anything.

Whatever.

Only me...

I just want to see Laurie
again.

I just recorded this because I can not
believe that the bands come out of format.

Recording his shit on vinyl
What is that?

It's some wave thing
of which I am not aware?

I do not know.
Do you like that ... song?

- What are you talking about?
- Hero na.

- I was going to say hero na.
- Really? It would have been correct.

"Rat's Rabbits" are called. Yes.

I think they were
influenced by drugs.

- Do you like it?
- It's fine. Why?

Because I thought, if you liked it,
You could tell someone.

What was all this about?

You just played with me to be able to
ask me another favor for your brother?

I know you think he's a loser.
But, you know.

You know the people. You have contacts.
You could take him to someone.

Okay, first of all, I never said
that your brother was a loser.

I just think it's unreliable,
and secondly,

I do not work on the radio.
I work in commercials.

- I already told you this. What can I do?
- Broadcast your commercials on the radio.

Look at the lawyer, catching me
for a technicality. It's true.

He looks like you, you know?
He thinks you're great.

Oh, come on.
I know that's a nonsense.

Your brother never uses the word "great"
and less would use it to describe me.

I'm a commercial man. I like it
the opposite of rock and roll.

Is that a no?

You're lucky
because you're pretty, you know?

Make it mp3
and see what I can do.

- Are not we a little old for Easter?
- No, never.

Easter is important, Jackson.

- The Easter egg represents
new life, resurrection. - It's okay.

The egg remains asleep, with
his life in suspense, until ...

that is ready to be born
in something new.

- It's beautiful.
- Thanks.

And you boil it to get the shit out of it
and soak it with food coloring?

I'm a believer.

Do you want to go hunt eggs?

If it means what I think
what does it mean ...

Come on, baby. As if it were not
to have Easter no more.

It's okay.

- S ? Are you ready? - Yes.
- Go. At last.

Do you know? I never went to hunt eggs
Easter so when I was a kid.

What? What?

- No! No! No!
- Why so shy?

- I think the filming is over.
- No, no, no.

- What? - Keep filming.
- It's okay.

I say, I want to have my hands
free to hunt. vale?

Well, it depends
of what you're hunting.

What do you think?
What am I hunting? Eggs.

Well, you found mine.

Oh, come on. The Easter egg
It's the perfect metaphor.

Are you serious?

Yes.

Think, think, think,
think, think, think ...

No more miracles.

I will not convince myself
that God is going to come down,

and get me out of this shit.

I do not believe in miracles.

If you want to do the right thing,
you must do it yourself.

- Burma!
- Why did you say Burma?

Per panic.

Forget the penguin on TV.

There is no more Burma.
No, sir.

- Do not you like your name?
- Well, it's fine.

We can change it for you. We are in
advertising. Shit, we change anything.

You recently overthrown
to your national government?

Well great.
Congratulations, you know?

What is your leading export?
Hero na?

Well, you know that
it used to be a problem,

but we found out that people are more
susceptible to how governments

they become profitable in these days.

Like bottled water,
for example.

Do you know? What better way
to make money

that sell water rights
to a private corporation,

who bottled and sold
to your poor citizens,

who can not even buy it?

Bottled water.

Okay, I have a newspaper,

plastic bags, shirts
and five wire hooks.

A spool of thread,
two magic markers,

half roll of ribbon,
a quarter of engine oil,

three empty bottles of water,
a MagLite flashlight,

I have my iphone with headphones,
a package of handkerchiefs,

my pliers, a pair
of gardener gloves,

a blanket, a pump
for bicycle, five cassette tapes,

including "Bushmen of the Kalahari 2."
When did you buy shit?

Two folding camping chairs,
in a nice blue container.

I must be able to do something
with these things.

Damn it!

Oh, come on, come on, come on ...

Yes, there it goes.

Yes, yes, yes, yes.

Oh, my God.

I tell you. It's the little things
in life, the ones that you should appreciate.

No, I'm not talking about you, friend.

I'm just talking about what you're doing.

Oh, yes. Ah!

All right.

Phew. Pause to eat

It's okay.

What's in the menu?
Let me see what we have.

We have ... covered pretzels
with white candy.

Oh, my God.

Not many,
so I eat them slowly.

Guaranteed, it's the best food
that you had in your life.

Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

We also have, to download
the food, muddy mud water.

At least I can say,
which is better than nothing.

Sandy, but good.

Today, in Southern California,

the old tomb of the Jeep Chervaleee
was discovered

together with the remains
mummified from the only one, Jackson Alder.

Alder, Caucasian man, he thought
that he was in his first thirty

at the time of its mummification
Not programmed.

Historical records of Facebovale
indicate that Alder was a member

of groups "If a million people
join this group, nothing will happen ",

and "I still play that game
where the soil is lava. "

Scientists do tests
on his remains to determine

what Alder's diet consisted in,

how often did he commit
with the sexual act,

and whether or not it can be revived.

For futuristic news from the BBC,
I'm Ethan Hawke.

Goodnight.

Come on.

Come on.
S !

All right.

Oh, yes!

It's okay.

Please please,
please...

Oh, yes!

Hey!

I'm down here!

Oh God.

I'm down here!

Come down!
There are many rooms!

We have mud water
to drink,

and a couple of pretzels
candy covered!

It's okay ... okay ... okay.

The next thing is to wait ...
to fill with air.

Fuck that.
I will not wait.

It's okay.

It's okay.

It's okay.

It's okay.

And you're going to work,
like a chimney

And you're going to work.

Keep me!

Keep me!

Shit.
I'm down here!

Joder!

God!

Oh, brilliant.

It's okay.

My TV to tube.
What do I do with my tube TV?

My TV to tube?
Oh, David Letterman.

Here we go

You can pull yourself from a building, or ...
I do not know if he does more than that.

My Hibachi ... I'm going to tell him
to my brother, Paul,

so you can take it to the parties
of traditional patio,

and barbecues on the beach.

Okay, well. You know what?
I do not have any more things left, then ...

I'm going to start giving things
of which I am not the owner.

Who's going to stop me,
by the way? So...

Let's start with the tower ...

Eiffel

Laurie definitely
You can have it, but ...

you will have to share it
with the other unhappy lovers.

Even if he thinks they are imbeciles.

But ... you must share ...

Shit!

Oh, God!

Fuck.

Oh God.

How did you get into this mess?

I thought you could ... fly.

God...

I know you can not get me out of this,
How am I supposed to get out?

Look, I'm sorry but ...

you may have
what to eat next.

I'm sorry, little bird.
I am so sorry.

No!

Oh God.

If it was not a damn chicken,
I would have left this place.

But I'm very stupid, and a damn
cowardly to get out of this.

You always thought
that you were going to be a hero.

But there is nothing
what can you do?

You will die like a dog.

Your days are numbered.

It is a small and cursed number.

When that ...
when that number appears,

you die.

My number appeared.

- A garden?
- Yes.

What are you planting?

"Baby blue eyes". It's a flower
natural of California

and from some parts of Oregon, I think.

- They are really pretty flowers.
- Even the coyotes come and carry them.

- There are rabbits, actually.
- What?

Well, the coyotes do not eat flowers.
Probably rabbits, more common.

Either way, I guess ...

Well, anyway, you should not
worry about that. Do you know why?

Because I'm building you
a new fence.

Are you?

- It's manly.
- Tell me about that.

Do not get too excited. They will only be
a few poles and damn wire.

- You'll have your own fence.
- Thanks.

Hey.
I'm here to protect you.

And our plant?

Do you believe in second chances?

What?

There's something I have to tell you.

I, uh ...

I would not have made it out alive
if it were not for you.

I mean, you're the only reason
why I'm here now.

So I wanted to say thank you,
for living inside my head.

No problem.

Rent is cheap.

There are not many tenants.

Damn it.

What's really important
are the mtrics

of the campaign
of Endeara Springs you finished.

Striking.

I mean, remarkable.

Considering that you refused
to take time off after your ...

- You know, accident.
- Well, yes.

Well ...

This business,

it's so much an art
as a science.

And you sell your thirst

better than nobody out there
right now.

And I want you to know,

I'm here to protect you.

And protect our plant.

Laurie ...

What happens?

What's the matter, baby?

Anyway, you do not have
what to worry about Do you know why?

Why build
a new fence.

Will you do it?

- Very manly.
- I know.

Do not get too excited. They will only be
a few poles and damn wire.

- You'll have a fence.
- Well, thank you.

You are welcome.
I'm here to protect you. Do you know?

And our plant?

What?

It's uh ... nothing.

I just have to eh ...
I have to make a call.

Hello Laurie.

I ... I just want to say
I'm sorry for my appearance.

I know I look like shit.

I tried to cleanse for you,
Believe it or not,

but this is the best
What could I do?

I am sorry.

I just wanted to say that I can not
stop thinking

above all the stupid ...

conversations we had
about getting married, and ...

God, how many times did I say that
he did not want us to marry,

and I have to tell you it's so stupid,
because I must tell you

that there is nothing I would like
do but marry.

God, I just want to have the chance
to marry sabes?

Only have a family,
a normal family,

It is all I want.

Of course, probably
I would turn you into a widow,

if we had married. That
It probably would not be good, but ...

And we did not even name it ...
to our baby.

Paul said that, in the hospital,

that if you did not have a name for the baby,
it would only be called baby Alder.

So...

I'm recording this video

for baby Alder.

I am sorry.

Hi, honey.

Hi, baby.

You do not know me, but I'm your dad.

And I just want you to know

who died like a man
very happy.

Very happy, because I was
thinking of you.

And I do not even know
if you are a boy or a girl,

I do not know what you will choose
with your life,

or who will you fall in love with,
or with whom you will marry,

or if you will get married,
But none of that matters.

That does not change
All that i feel for you,

and could not change
How much I love you.

And I'm sorry.

I really regret
not having been there for you,

in your life.

You have to believe
that there is nothing in the world

I would have liked more
to have the chance

to hold your hand

and take you to play soccer,
or to practice ballet

or whatever. Whatever
what you do, I would have wanted it.

Do you know? If you see me upset, I ...

I am sorry. It's not because it's
sad. You must understand,

and one day you will.

It's because I love you.

The way I feel, and the tears
I cry now, they are tears of love.

I'm going to finish it now, but ...

I just wanted to have the chance ...
to meet you

And tell you that you have
a father who loves you

You have a father who loves you
more than anything in the world.

And it will always be there for you.

Always.

I'm here to protect you. You know?

And our plant?

What?

It's uh ... nothing.

I just have to eh ...
I have to make a call.

Man .
Ma ... n .

Tell me what you think
when you hear the word "man ". Come on.

- Butter. Beer?
- Okay, young, any more?

- Urine.
- Interesting, why?

- Eh ... well pis?
- Yes, I know.

Terry, baby,
we can not use "pis" vale?

Very good, listen a second.
You must really learn something vale?

"P" is many things. It's a letter,
a vegetable, relative to urine,

and honestly, he means
to that organ that we know and love.

Then everything we have to do
is to connect the man with the penis

and we will have a product
Lead in sales.

- Are you stoned?
- I'm not drugged.

I say what kind of question is that?
You must follow me here.

Terry, this is 101 advertising.
I do not understand why so many laps.

OK? Just do me a favor.

At this meeting, keep your mouth shut
open ears and let me talk.

Because he worked very hard for this
and I do not need you to screw her up?

I could not associate with the penis
affect people's perception badly?

- The mansees are small.
- Not our hands, Terry. Come on.

- The mangos of Plainview are huge.
- Are you still there?

The "Rat's Rabbits" are sounding ...

Oh, Jesus Christ

Oh, boy ...

Oh, boy ...

It's okay.

I'm not going to lie to you, friend.
You seem like a zombie.

Cerebros!

That's. Oh, my God.
You are going to love this.

When you had enough brain,

and your throat is dry and burning,

free yourself from your zombie chains,

so you can drink Endeara Springs.

It is brilliant.

Better than bright.
It is a piece of cake.

Shit.

No! No! No!
No! No! No!

For inside.

Happy birthday, Laurie.

"Baby blue eyes"
for my baby.

Bless this vehicle.

It was a good vehicle.
I do not deserve it.

It may resurface one day
in his eternal life.

It is a small step
for the man ...

but a big jump
for the humanity.

Shit.

I really did not want to do it.

Oh God.

Oh God...

The "Rat's Rabbits" are calling.

The "Rat's Rabbits" are calling.

The "Rat's Rabbits" are calling.

The girls and rabbits are calling.
They are calling. Yes.

The girls and rabbits are calling.
They are calling. Yes.

The girls and rabbits are calling.
They are calling. S !

And Oh, the "Rat's Rabbits" are calling.

They're calling. And Oh,
The "Rat's Rabbits" are calling.

They're calling.

The girls and rabbits are calling.
They are calling. Yes.

The girls and rabbits are calling.
They are calling. Yes.

The girls and rabbits are calling.
They are calling. Yes.

The girls and rabbits are calling.
They are calling. S !

And Oh, the "Rat's Rabbits" are calling.

They're calling. And Oh,
The "Rat's Rabbits" are calling.

They're calling.

They're calling. They are calling. Yes.

The girls and rabbits are calling.
They are calling. S !

More dry than I thought.

It's okay.

I am not a religious man.

I can see this
how to be born again

Be born ... of the world ...
of the world itself.

And there's ... a kind ...
of beauty in that.

Beauty.

Even ... if you do not see it ...
as an awakening ... religious.

Resist
Do not die.

Do not die.

Do not die.
No ... do not die

Do not die ... do not die

Do not die.

Do not...

Do not die...
Do not die...

Come on. Come on.
Come on.

Come on. Come on.

It's okay.

Get out!

It's shocking.

I never really knew.

We snuggle
where we are always good.

Already there is a flame.

A flame that should
be hot.

Despite being still small.

Following you
wherever you go.

M ralos.

They are sensitive.

And they go slow.

M ralos.

And there's also a flame.

A flame that should
be hot.

Despite being still small.

Following you
wherever you go.

The girls and rabbits are calling.
They are calling. Yes.

The girls and rabbits are calling.
They are calling. Yes.

The girls and rabbits are calling.
They are calling. Yes.

The girls and rabbits are calling.
They are calling. S !

And Oh, the "Rat's Rabbits" are calling.

They're calling. And Oh,
The "Rat's Rabbits" are calling.

They're calling.

The girls and rabbits are calling.
They are calling. Yes.

The girls and rabbits are calling.
They are calling. Yes.

The girls and rabbits are calling.
They are calling. Yes.

The girls and rabbits are calling.
They are calling. S !

And Oh, the "Rat's Rabbits" are calling.

They're calling. And Oh,
The "Rat's Rabbits" are calling.

They're calling.

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