All language subtitles for The Royal Nanny (2022)

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♪

The children must be so
excited for Christmas.

They are.

Abby and I were really hoping

you would come for
Christmas dinner.

The kids are dying to see you.

I appreciate the offer and I
would love to see the children,

but I'm on duty.

If anything changes,
I'll let you know.

Man on radio: The courier
is entering the market.

Got him.

Thank you.

Hey.

They're using the charity
as a cash drop.

Mm-hmm. Bye.

I'll stay with the courier.

Package is on the move.

Man on radio:
Transport thirty seconds.

They split up.
You take the van,

I'll take the package.

Subject is approaching Oxford.
Permission to intercept.

Man on radio: Standby.

She dropped the package.

I need an answer.

Man on radio:
Arrest authority granted.

Confirmed.
Security service!

Stop!

Excellent job,
Officer Champion.

No. I lost her.

She won't get far.
We're working on ID'ing her now.

Good work.

- (earpiece beeping)
- They took the bait.

Man on radio 2: Perfect.

Male officer: The bomb squad
cleared the package.

Old school tradecraft.

It's a microdot.

Nobody's used these
since the cold war.

This is bad.

As bad as it gets.

(elevator bell ringing)

The microdot contains
security profiles

for Kensington Palace -
schematics,

names of the security detail,
alarm codes, shift changes.

Only someone on the inside could
access this information.

It presents an immediate
threat to the Royal Family.

Princess Rose -

eldest daughter of
His Majesty the King,

first in line to the throne.

Prince Edward -
husband to Princess Rose,

father to Princess Elle
and Prince Robert -

second and third in line to
the throne respectively.

Prince Colin - younger
brother to Princess Rose,

fourth in line to the throne.

Colin does not
reside at Kensington.

However, he visits frequently

and oversees His Majesty's
Christmas Charity

on behalf of the family.

The threat and the charity
are somehow connected.

I'm declaring this
Crisis Top Secret.

We need our own people
in Kensington ASAP.

There are two immediate
openings in the staff

we can take advantage of -

there's Protection Officer
and Royal Nanny.

Royal Nanny? You're
suggesting an undercover?

An undercover will provide an
extra layer of protection

for the Royals and serve
as an intelligence source

to identify
the security breach.

The family will be outraged
if this gets out.

They'll claim
we were spying on them.

Better outraged than
the alternative, Sir.

Officer Champion,

you'll go undercover
as the Royal Nanny.

Officer Wallace, you'll be added
to the palace Security Detail

to accompany and assist.

Yes, Sir.

With all due respect, Sir,

I don't think I'm the best fit
for this assignment.

Explain yourself.

I was grew up in
a children's home.

I was never adopted.
I never had a family of my own.

I don't know the first thing
about looking after children.

I barely had
a childhood of my own.

Posing as a nanny in such a
high-profile environment

seems like a non-starter.

Given the urgency
of the situation,

you are the only one
who can do it.

Need I remind you
of the oath you took

to serve
King and Country?

No, Sir.
I'll do my best.

Good. I'll place a
phone call to the headmistress

of Devonshire Academy
to assist with your cover.

Can she be trusted?

Absolutely!

Ms. Lansbury is one of
our most valued assets.

Devonshire Academy -
founded in 1902.

In their 120 years of
proud history,

they have trained thousands
of the best,

most respected nannies
in the world.

Current Headmaster,
Ms. Juliet Lansbury

has personally
handpicked the caretakers

of the Royal Children
for the last thirty years.

Right. Let's swap.

You go to nanny training and
I'll work security detail.

Not on your life.

But you're qualified.
You have kids.

I don't even know if
I want kids or if I like them.

Abby holds the frontline
with the kids.

I'm only backup.

You make it sound
like warfare.

It is!

Play nice.

Try and make friends.

Why do you think they call
Lansbury "Scary Poppins"?

I have no idea, but I suspect
you'll find out soon enough.

(clearing throat)

Miss Champion!

Oh!
You startled me.

I startle everyone, apparently.

(quietly) Scary Poppins.
Ms. Lansbury--

Save the pleasantries.

I was read-in
by DG Taylor.

Right.

It takes four years of
concentrated study

and a year's service
as a probationary nanny

for me to even consider

placing someone
in a Royal household.

We have twenty-four hours.

(gasping)

Do you have
any childcare skills?

No.

Do you have
younger siblings?

No.

Do you have friends
with children?

Oh, my partner has kids.

Romantic partner?

Work partner.

And do you ever
sit for these children?

No,

but I was
a child myself once.

(Lansbury exhaling sharply)

To be a successful nanny,

one must be passionate
about children.

This is just
not a teachable skill.

I'm afraid...

there's simply
nothing I can do for you.

Good day.

Oh. No.
Ms. Lansbury...

I have no doubt

you are the best of
the best in your field.

But I, too, am the best of the
best in my field,

and for better or for worse,

I might be the only thing
standing in the way

of an immediate threat to the
future of the British Empire.

I swore an oath
to protect--

to protect
King and Country,

an oath I am willing
to give my life for.

But I need your help
to keep that oath,

in service to the Crown.

You're very direct,
sincere, and uncomplicated -

all admirable qualities.

The only way you have
the slightest chance

of becoming passable as
a nanny in the time we have

is for me to personally
oversee your training.

Chop-chop.

Come on, then.

A nanny is well groomed,

organized, efficient,
but flexible.

She always smiles,
always remains calm,

always nurtures with love.

She is properly prepared
for any situation.

A nanny will do
whatever is necessary

to stop an attack
on her charge.

Threats come in
all shapes and sizes.

Your response must be
measured promptly

and balanced accordingly.

This is
the perfect protection.

You see?
It does not draw attention.

It does not provoke.

And yet, it increases
the range and power you have,

against even
the strongest of foes.

The canopy acts
as a distraction

and a shield against the foe.

And it buys you
those precious seconds

to measure your response.

Every nanny likes
to plan for rain.

It might even
save your life and...

...the life of your charge.

Did you spend time
in the security service?

Oh, that's classified.

Let common sense
be your guide.

At the end of the day,

a nanny allows
children to be children

because she knows
in her heart

love always triumphs
in the end.

Do you really believe that?

About love?

I must do.
I wrote it.

Page eighty-four,
third paragraph.

(chuckling)

Well done.

Given adequate time,

I could have made an
excellent nanny out of you.

Given just...
(sighing)

...24 hours,

you're as prepared as I
could ever have made you.

I would like to
escort you to Kensington

and provide you with
the proper introductions.

This is probably going to be
the undoing of my reputation.

But if it allows you to protect
the Royal Family from harm,

so be it.

I was thinking that
I might be old enough

to make do without a nanny.

Really?
What about you, Robert?

Elle is right.

I think we're both old
enough to do without one.

Hmm. I see. Perhaps we
could meet her anyway,

give her a chance.

I'd hate to put
someone out of a job,

especially during
the holidays.

And who knows?
She might surprise us.

And maybe you'll even like her.
Now, there's a thought.

Come on.

How are you, Juliet?

I'm very well, Ma'am.

Might I introduce
Ms. Carter?

So nice to meet you.

Your Highness.

Ms. Carter comes
highly recommended by me.

Welcome to the palace.

These are my little darlings
Elle and Robert.

Your Highnesses.

Pleased to meet you.

We look forward to
thriving under your care.

Okay.

Claire, this is
my assistant Olivia.

She's going to help
you get settled in.

Please follow me, I'll escort
you to your quarters.

Rose: Do you think
this one will stick?

I think she will prove to be
the nanny you need right now.

I share this as a kindness:

I'm pretty sure
no one informed you,

but the children
are prone to mischief.

What sort of mischief?

Pranks mostly.

More often than not
they're harmless.

Some of them have sent
a nanny or two packing.

Well, I assure you,
I'm no shrinking violet.

(chuckling mirthlessly)

They all say that at first.

Here you are.

Thank you.

- (earpiece beeping)
- I'm inside.

Wallace: Welcome back.
Any red flags?

No. So far so good.
But I'll be in touch.

♪

Hello.

I'm so glad
you're both here.

I believe you left
a few things behind.

She's a tricky one.

We're going to need reinforcements.

Both:
Uncle Colin!

(door closing)

- What's the emergency?
- It's the new nanny.

Another one?
Well, what's she done?

She foiled every one
of our welcome pranks.

So, she's a bit tougher
than the others, is she?

Well, I suppose we'll just
have to come up something

absolutely foolproof,
won't we?

Come on.

Ah, the old bucket on
the door trick, it never fails.

Hello there!

Your Highness.
I'm Ms. Carter.

The new nanny.

Oh. Uh... hello.

Er, welcome.

Erm...

The children were quite eager
for me to meet you. Hmm?

Oh. Well, it's lovely
of you to make the time.

I think you'll find

I'm quite fond
of my niece and nephew,

and I take great interest in
anyone charged with their care.

As you should be.

Children, let's leave

to allow Ms. Carter
to settle in.

Aren't you
forgetting something?

What's that?

Well played.

- Thank you.
- (clearing throat) Excuse me.

♪

Rose:
How are you getting on?

The children went out of their
way to make me feel welcome.

Really?

I love my children
with all my heart,

but they can be spirited,
to say the least.

No. I found them...
absolutely delightful.

Rose: Oh, I don't
think I believe you.

Alas, have a good evening.

There we all are.

What have you done to yourself?

Oh. Erm...

Our cooking lesson
got a bit out of hand.

Oh, really?

So, how do we like
Claire so far?

It's too soon to tell
if we like her just yet.

But we don't dislike her.

- Colin?
- She's clever... too clever.

Well, at least that's a start.

This could be
a Christmas miracle.

(phone chiming)

(knocking)

Vance: Security service!
Open the door!

We know you're in there.

(knocking)
Open the door!

Ready for sweep.

- All clear!
- Yes, sir.

The threat is not only credible,
it's already set in motion.

My darlings,
I hate to be the bearer

of bad news
this morning, but...

...Father won't be
home for Christmas.

We need him more
than the Royal Air Force.

He'll be home
after the New Year

and we can celebrate
Christmas with him then.

But it won't be Christmas;

it will be
just another day.

I know.
I'm so sorry, darling.

I wish there was
something I could do.

I got a school project I could
use your help with, Mum.

I'd be delighted.
When is it due?

End of the week.
It should only take a few hours.

Let's schedule some time.

I'm sorry. I just don't see
how it's possible, Ma'am.

We're overextended as it is,
and then we'll be traveling.

We must be able to squeeze
a few hours out of somewhere.

I'll look at the schedule, see
if I can move something, but...

I'll just ask the tutor.

No, it's not that I don't
want to help, Robert.

Pardon the interruption,
but the car is ready for us.

Let's pick this up
tonight, okay?

We have an engagement.
We won't be home until late.

I was sorry to hear your father
won't be here for Christmas.

I know what it's like
to miss one's family,

especially around
the holiday.

This is Officer Wallace.

He'll be our security
for the next few weeks.

Good Morning, children.

(sighing)

Off to
a running start, I see.

This was not my doing.

But it wasn't, I swear.

Not entirely.

Why the umbrella?
There isn't a cloud in the sky.

Oh, well,
a nanny always plans for rain.

♪

Wallace: Have a good day.
We'll see you after school.

(phone vibrating)

Vance needs us to come in.

Okay.

Vance:
Amanda Young.

You served together
in the SAS.

What are you planning?

It's only a matter of time
before we have Young in custody,

and it will go easier on you,
if you give her up now.

Put an end to it willingly.

Michael Ford and Amanda Young -
both ex-military.

Young's been
surveilling the Princess

and the children
for some time.

I can't be sure
if we've delayed

whatever it is that she's
planning or hastened it.

Do we have his phone?

He managed to ditch it before
we took him into custody.

Do we have anything
on the van driver?

Employed by
the transport company

contracted with
the Christmas Charity.

Does Young work for
the Christmas Charity?

We're looking into it.

It's staffed primarily
by volunteers.

There are very few people
actually in their employ,

and volunteer records
are spotty at best.

Right.
Let's retrace Ford's steps,

see if we can't
find his phone.

Have you, er, met him yet?

Claire:
We've crossed paths.

He was named England's most
eligible bachelor by the Times.

Why do you know that?

Abby told me.

Doesn't every woman want to
find their Prince Charming?

He's not so much
of a Prince Charming;

more like
a Prince of Pranks.

Let's go find
Ford's phone.

- Hello.
- Hi.

- Do you have a lost and found?
- We do. What did you lose?

I think I dropped my phone
here yesterday.

Oh. We did have a phone
that turned up.

Is this it?

Oh my goodness! Yes!

Thank you! Thank you.

That could belong
to anyone.

No. It's his. Trust me.

How can you be so sure?

Elementary,
my dear Wallace!

I'm a criminal,

I'm about to be
taken into custody,

I drop my phone in
the Christmas lot,

then come back to recover it

or get it from
the lost and found.

(phone vibrating)

Wallace:
We're headed to Frogmore House.

Colin's residence?

Has there been
a change of plans?

Heightened security protocols.

Delaying our travel orders until
the last minute prevents leaks.

How was school today?

Have either of you
given any thought

to what you want
for Christmas?

I bet you both love
getting socks.

Perhaps... laundry soap,

dental floss, shoelaces,

bowling balls,
a bag of tweezers,

toenail clippings.

- A bag of toenail clippings?
- Eww!

Who would possibly want a bag of
toenail clippings for Christmas?

Well, I suspect absolutely no
one anywhere who ever lived.

I was just
trying to get you both

to break your vow of silence.

Well played.

You're not like all
the other nannies, are you?

I most certainly am not,

and I intend to take
that as the compliment

you did not intend it
to be.

Hello, children.

Welcome to Frogmore.

I'm Price -
Colin's security man.

Thank you. Hi.

Oh, hi!
Oh, come here.

Good. Come on in.

Thank you, Nanny.

You will not be needed for
the rest of the afternoon.

I'm on duty.

I must remain with
the children at all times.

There is no service you can
provide my niece and nephew

over the next few hours

that I cannot
perform diligently,

and your presence will only
impose upon our privacy.

I'm gonna need to clear
that with Princess Rose.

Oh, by all means, feel free.

And after my sister
has told you

exactly what I have
just told you,

you can remain outside until
we're finished... Nanny.

I see you've made another fast
friend among the Royals.

That was my doing.

♪

(phone vibrating)

Wallace, what's going on?

Wallace: Something trigged
the silent alarm in the kitchen.

I'm on my way.

I'm afraid
you've caught me.

If it's not
too much to ask,

could we keep this
between us?

Okay.

Stand down.

All clear.
False alarm.

What's all this?

Someone triggered
the silent alarm, Ma'am.

What silent alarm?

Heightened security measures
were installed today.

Why was I not informed?

Wallace: Ms. Morgan
should have briefed you.

Top of my list
for the morning.

I am so sorry.
I think this is all my fault.

I came down to make a snack

and I
must have set off the alarm.

What's your name, Officer?

Wallace, Ma'am.

Officer Wallace,

from here on out,
I wish to be briefed directly

on matters of security.
Do you understand?

Yes, Ma'am.
I'll make sure of it.

Oh, you wish
to be briefed right now.

- Yes, please.
- Wallace: Very well.

(clearing throat)

We've been made aware
of a credible threat

against you
and the children.

We've responded with
heightened security measures

and additional
security detail.

Rose:
Should I be concerned?

Is this threat more
credible than most?

We take all threats
against the Crown seriously.

For now, allow us to do
the worrying for you, Ma'am.

We are very good at our job,
and we are well-trained,

and we are dedicated to keeping
you and your family safe.

Very well.
Thank you, Wallace.

I think we've had enough
excitement for one evening.

Everyone should make
their way back to bed.

Sweet dreams to all.

Claire, stay behind,
would you?

Oh, of course.

Thank you for covering.
It means a lot.

It's my pleasure.

Cocoa?

There we are.

Thank you.

Mm. It's delicious.

It's a family recipe.

Handed down from
generation to generation.

Mm-hm.

You'll come to
find the palace is

a special place to
be at Christmas time.

How are you getting on?

Oh, uh.

Well, I-- I think.
(sighing)

Why? What have you heard?

Oh, well, I'm not one
to spread palace gossip.

All I will say is you really
seem to be holding your own.

Fair enough.

You know,
I wish I could say the same.

With Edward away
I've had to take on more than

my fair share of royal duties.

And add to that the state
of heightened security.

Admittedly, I'm struggling.

Gosh, I feel so guilty
even saying that out loud.

No.

I have so much help, and...

and so much to be grateful for.

It troubles me
when protocol dictates

that I spend more time in the
company of my loyal subjects

than... than with my own children.

And here I am trying to
make up for it in the middle of

the night with packed lunches,
it's...

I don't know.
It's absurd, isn't it?

No. No. It's... wonderful.

As Ms. Lansbury would
say if she were here...

Your children just want
to know that you're engaged

and present in their lives.

So, if packed lunches is
how you do that, then so be it.

Thank you.

That does actually make me
feel slightly less terrible.

(laughing)

Cheers.

(cups clinking)

Rose:
I think we could make that work.

Robert, we've managed
to make time for me to help

with your project
on Thursday night.

Elle, we're working on
scheduling a video call

with father.

I'm afraid it's a bit tricky.

I keep running
into military protocol,

restricting non-military
use of their secure satellite

during deployment.

Well, keep trying.
I have faith in you.

(gasping)

(laughing)

Who's responsible for this?

(both laughing)

I will get to the bottom of this
if it's the last thing I do.

This is Wallace,
we need another vehicle asap.

Did you do this on your own?

No, I thought maybe you did.

No.

Thank you for
being a good sport.

How did you manage
to get so many ornaments?

Well, a nanny is prepared
for any situation.

Speaking of,
when you served in the RAF,

how difficult was it
for you to schedule

a video call with someone?

Difficult, not impossible.

Requires a lot of leg work.

Depends mostly on scheduling

and available time on
the secure satellite.

And bending a rule or two.

Could you see
about scheduling a call

with the family with Edward?

I'll look into it.

Thank you.

Come on.

So, have you sacked that
annoyingly clever new nanny yet?

I'm afraid Claire may be
with us for the duration.

What could possibly
make you say that?

See for yourself.

(gasping)

- (laughing)
- Who's responsible for this?

Outstanding.

The children have
certainly outdone themselves.

It wasn't the children.

It was Claire.

What? No.

No, I don't believe that.

It's true. She made
the effort to win them over.

And it seems to have worked.

They thought it was the funniest
thing they'd ever seen.

She comes across
as so prim and proper.

Well, there's clearly more
to her than meets the eye.

I know she's only been
with us a short time,

but I feel as if
I can confide in her.

Are you sure that's wise?

You have been wrong before.

I'm only looking out for you.

I know you are, it's sweet.

I can't quite explain why,
Call it intuition if you will,

but something
tells me Claire has

all our best interests
at heart.

♪

(playing violin)

It's very good, Robert.

He's getting better.

Yes.

Claire:
I'm so sorry to interrupt.

I've managed a surprise,
but we only have a few more

minutes with
the secure satellite.

Come here, Robert.

Father.

Edward:
Hello, my darlings.

I'm told I'm missed at home.

Terribly.

Where are you?

I'm not allowed to say.

It's not important.

Tell me everything
that's going on at home.

Well, Robert's been
practicing his violin.

He's been working so hard.

Let's give them privacy,
shall we?

You're overstepping your duties.

I was just trying to do
something nice for the family.

Plus, arranging a call
was not as difficult

as you made it out to be.

Rules of protocol
exist to be followed.

Mm-hm.

Rose: We miss you so much.
How's it going out there?

Could you look
into Olivia for me?

See what you can find.

There's something
I don't trust about her.

Okay.

Thank you for
the lovely surprise.

I just pulled a few
strings with Wallace's help.

Thank you, Wallace.

My pleasure, ma'am.

We're so accustomed
to things being asked of us,

it's rare when
someone presents us

with such a selfless
and thoughtful kindness.

Have a good day.

- Love you.
- Love you, too.

You were right. They found
something on that phone.

Young used her access
through the charity to get

a little too close for
comfort to the Royals.

I need you to extend the scope
of your watch to Prince Colin.

Are we looking at him
as a suspect or a target?

We must be open
to any possibilities.

History teaches us
that even the best of men

would commit unspeakable
acts to sit upon the throne.

♪

Consider me impressed.

No, really.

Princess Rose does nothing
but sing your praises.

Your instincts are very good.

You just continue
to follow them.

I could use
your instincts in a...

a delicate matter.

Do you think Colin is
capable of harming his family?

You think he's in on it?

Don't waste your time.

He adores his sister
and he loves those children

as if they were his own.

But even if it meant
wearing the crown?

The crown is not
something Colin aspires to.

Our prime suspect has gotten
close to Colin and the charity.

So, I've been ordered
to include him in my watch.

Only problem is
he's not my biggest fan.

In fact, he's banned me
from the residence

when the children are visiting.

Is there any way
I can smooth things over?

Ms. Lansbury, please.

If Colin is not involved
he might be a target.

I can't protect him
if I can't get near him.

In that case, I know
exactly what you need to do.

Look who it is. Hello!

Thank you, nanny.

Your services
will not be required.

I'm invoking
the Lansbury Nanny Protocol.

A Lansbury nanny
must always be within

arm's reach of
her children while on duty.

If you interfere with
the performance of said duties

I would be forced to
inform Ms. Lansbury herself.

And you will have to
deal with her directly

and in person.

Scary Poppins.

As I was saying,
before you interrupted me,

you're welcome to join us.

However, your entry
is conditional.

On what?

On proving that
you can have fun.

♪

Challenge accepted.

Welcome to my home.

♪

I love the Christmas decor.

I keep it up year round.

Every day is Christmas
at Uncle Colin's.

Are they being serious?

They're just teasing you.

(chuckling)

It looks like
Santa's workshop in here.

I think it's important that we
be hands on in our charity work.

So, we wrap as many of
the gifts as we can ourselves.

I didn't know the children
were involved in the charity.

It's their first year.

They aren't exactly
thrilled about it,

but that's because
they have yet to learn

that hard work builds character.

Mm.

At first glance I didn't take
you for a Christmas cheerleader.

No? Well, perhaps we're both
worthy of a second glance.

What?

(whispering) Maybe we could
play charades with her.

With her?

Yeah.

Really?

Yeah, we really
do need a fourth.

Sorry, a fourth for what?

Alright, and go.

Uh, shoelaces.

Doing your laces.

You're dancing.

Um, ice skating! Ice skating!

- Yes.
- Yes!

Robert.

Three, two, one, go.

Big, giant. So strong
you're full of muscles.

You're so strong
you're carrying a--

Oh, oh, you're Father Christmas.

You're Father Christmas.
Is that it?

No, there's more. Sorry. No.

Why are you yelling at me?

Because I'm naughty.
I've been naughty. Sorry.

Is there more?
Santa clause is coming to town?

Five seconds!

It's got-- What, uh.. uh...

Naughtiness!

Naughty? Didn't I say that?

And go!

Okay.

Giant nanny bag.

No, this is not your turn.
(laughing)

Actually, help her. Help her.

Father Christmas.

No!
(grunting)

Santa's sack?

(groaning)

Sack of toys. Sack of toys!

We should get a point for that.

We have to consult the judge.

The judge will allow it.

That makes it two nothing.

(chuckling)

You better catch up.

You're quite competitive.

What?

You fit right in.

(laughing)

(laughing)

Oh. Oh? Oh!

Love. Um. Flies. Um.

(laughing)

Mistletoe!

- Yes! Mistletoe!
- Yes!

Well done.

That's game.

We trounced you.

Oh.

The girls win.

The children seem to have
taken quite a liking to you.

Not something that I've
witnessed with previous nannies.

And I admit,
you do know how to have fun.

Well, thank you.

What do you say?

Should we induct Claire
into the Royal Fun Club?

The Royal Fun Club?

You're in the headquarters.

Okay.

It's a place where
there is no royal protocol.

Only good fun and games.

It's a place where
royal children can be children.

We need to have
a proper ceremony.

Yes, fetch me my sword. Mm?

Thank you.

Please, take--

Oh, oh. My sheath.

Yes.

Thank you.

Uh, please. Take a knee.

Ms. Carter.

I dub thee Dame--

- Oh!
---Carter.

Oh, well. Dame.

Rise, Dame Carter.

Order of the Royal Fun Club.

Thank you, thank you.
One and all. Thank you.

How long have you been involved
in the Christmas charity?

Since I was about Robert's age.

Well, I think it's
a very worthwhile endeavor.

I'm glad you feel that way.

How would you feel about
volunteering for us tomorrow,

while the children
are at school?

I'd love to.

Wonderful.

Well done, Robert.

(people chattering)

Colin: Great. Thank you for
putting those together.

So, you can bring
those over to the--

Uh, to the van.
Just over there. Thank you.

(clearing throat)

- Hello again.
- Hello again.

This is quite the operation.

Well, I'm glad you're impressed.

Are you ready to get to work?

Absolutely.

Can I ask you something?

Certainly.

Why do you put so much effort
into a charity that, um...

that you don't really have to?

Oh, I think what
you're trying to say is,

"Colin, why don't you let
the staff handle the day to day

while you work
on your polo game?"

That is a tad more delicate
than I was going to put it,

but, um, essentially yes.

Well, I suppose
it's selfish, really.

Growing up as a royal,
as I'm sure you can imagine,

I was lavished with
all sorts of extravagant gifts

at Christmas time,
and it didn't take long for

the novelty to wear off,

but I've discovered through
charity that giving gifts

brings me much more joy than
any gift I've ever received.

No matter how grand.

Ah.

James Wilder.

Richest man in England.

Trying to get him to donate
is like trying to pull teeth

from someone who has no teeth.

James, welcome.

We start taking requests from
children's houses in October.

I like to think of us
as being in the business

of Christmas wish fulfillment.

To call it a business,
it would mean it was profitable.

The idea is to acquire
a gift for each and every child

who participates so they
have something to look forward

to for the holidays,
the exact thing they asked for.

Well, I feel my money would
be better served elsewhere.

What can I do to convince you?

I can tell you
firsthand the difference

a Christmas charity can
make in a child's life.

Please, enlighten me.

I grew up in a children's home.

Christmas charity was
a constant we could rely on.

It made Christmas special.

Something to look forward to
despite not being able to

spend it with our families.

I would rather establish
programs to help the children

overcome their circumstances
than provide them with a luxury

for one day.

I understand that,
but a toy is not a luxury.

It's a hope and joy.

It reminds us
that the world cares.

You can't assign a value
to that in a ledger,

because it's priceless.

The joy of receiving a gift on
Christmas day can give a child,

can empower them to
take on even life's

most difficult of circumstances.

Where did you find
this ringer, Colin?

Claire is nanny to
my niece and nephew.

You're the nanny?

Yes, um, what if you bought
one toy for one child?

See how it made you feel.
If it brought you joy,

maybe you could
buy more next year.

I will personally donate
100 pounds if you agree

to match my donation.

Em, uh, how many children
does 200 pounds provide for?

That would secure
gifts for four children.

Four?

Four children who'll have a much

happier Christmas
because of you.

Come on, don't you believe that

a genuine act of kindness
around the holidays can

fill a child's world with hope?

How many gifts short are
you of making your quota?

Oh, roughly 1000.

I'll cover what remains.

(chuckling)

Thank you.

Thank you, truly, this will
make a tremendous difference

in the lives of
so many children.

It was a pleasure
to meet you, Claire.

Pleasure was all mine, sir.

Thank you.

(squealing)

(chuckling)

(clearing throat)
Sorry.

I have been after him for ages.

You know, I think
he took sinister delight in

turning me down year after year.

I don't know how to thank you.

You are...

...not like the other nannies.

(chuckling)

- Do you--
- The Children.

- I should--
- The children.

- I need to get the children.
- You-- Yes, you should.

- Right now.
- Yes, of course.

Okay. Goodbye.

♪

We were hoping you might
take us Christmas shopping.

We want to buy
a gift for mother.

We'd like it to be a surprise.

Absolutely.

What were you thinking?

♪

My main concern
is being recognized

by any royal watchers
and causing a scene.

Maybe you could shop for them.

No, the point of this is
they want to do it themselves.

Elle: Claire is right.

We wanted to pick out
a gift for her together.

(sighing)

I'll call in
the backup detail.

♪

You have the store
locked down for 30 minutes.

Plenty of time.

Do you have any idea what
you want to get your mother?

It's difficult to shop for her.

She gets so many
gifts all year round.

Not just for Christmas.

Mm, that's a tough one.

What about getting
your mum something

you can experience together?

Does she like puzzles?

She does. She told us
how much she enjoyed them

when she was our age.

This all look like so much fun.

How about these marbles? These.

Mm.

Now, since your mother seems to
be the woman who has everything

in regards to gifts...

...how about we get her
the world and everything in it?

Brilliant.

I love it.

I don't think
we need it gift wrapped.

We're sort of professionals
in that department.

Come on.

♪

We want both children.

♪

On my signal.

♪

We're blocked in.

Walk away. Walk away.

We welcome their royal
highnesses to this year's

Christmas tree lighting.
Three, two, one.

(crowd cheering, applauding)

- Hello again.
- Hello again.

I'm surprised to
see you here tonight.

The children invited me.

It's a welcome surprise.

Um...
(chuckling)

Uh, shall we?

Yes.

(people chattering, laughing)

The Christmas wishing fountain.

Who needs a coin?

Me. Thank you.

That.

Thank you.

My wish is to have father
home in time for Christmas.

That's my wish, too.

Maybe if we all
make the same wish

it'll have a better
chance of coming true.

Well, in that case,
I'll add mine to the cause.

On the count of three.

Three.

Two. One. Make a wish!

Aren't you going
to make your wish?

Yes.

What did you wish for?

If I tell you,
it might not come true.

Okay.

You've gone from
being dismissive to taking

more than a passing
interest in Claire.

I take great interest in
anyone charge with the care

of my niece and nephew.

Do you like her?

Absolutely. Claire has proven to
be wonderful with the children.

I'm glad to see
you've come around.

I'm sorry to have to
do this to you, Robert,

but I won't be able to
help your project tonight.

But you promised.

I know, I'm so sorry, darling.

Grandfather needs Uncle Colin
and I to fill in last minute.

He isn't feeling very well.

It's rubbish, isn't it?

I know.

All the travel
arrangements have been made.

You'll be flying
out of Heathrow.

Rose: Thank you.

But we can still have fun
before we go, can't we?

How about a pancake?

To go with the chocolate milk.

- Wash it down.
- Thank you.

(dialing)

Are we able to
ground a flight leaving

out of Heathrow this evening?

Do I want to know why?

It's a matter of
domestic security.

(chuckling)

Only DG Taylor
can give that order.

but, um,
I'll put in the request.

Thank you.

Okay.

(all cheering)

Ooh.

Oh, nope.

Elle: Close.

Oh!

So, this must be what
they meant by reindeer games.

Our plane was grounded
with mechanical issues.

Uh, come along, Elle.
As soon as I change,

we will all work together
on Robert's project.

Come play with us first!

We have work to do.

Please?

Pretty please?

Just one game.

One game.

But you have to be the reindeer.

I think Claire is
doing a terribly good job

being the reindeer.

- Hello again.
- Hello again.

Let's all play!

Oh, shall we?

Well, I do think that it's my

sworn duty as a member
of the Royal Fun Club.

(laughing)

Oh, okay.

Go!

Not even close.

(laughing)

Oh.

- (laughing)
- Are you aiming for my face?

(all laughing)

Whoa!

- Yes!
- Yeah!

Oh!

(laughing)

For all of Christmas.

Not even close.

(laughing)

Well, I stand corrected.

I believe that my sister
is the superior reindeer.

I'm sure it's all good practice
for wearing the crown one day.

Uh, Claire, you can take
the rest of the evening off.

Colin, would you
care to join us?

No, I think
I'll make my way home.

As you wish.

Say goodnight, children.

- Children: Goodnight.
- Goodnight.

Goodnight.

Robert: Night.

Well, it seems
we both unexpectedly

have the evening off.

If you're interested,
I could give you

a guided tour of
the palace gardens.

The Christmas displays.

Christmas light displays.

Quite spectacular
this time of year.

Yes, no, I'd like that,
thank you.

Oh, good.

I grew up here, you know?

It still feels like home.

It's difficult for me
to feel at home anywhere.

The curse of being an orphan.

You're never really sure
you're on solid footing,

no matter where you stand.

You were never adopted?

No.

I'm sorry.
That must have been difficult.

No, it's alright.

I didn't grow up
in a Dickens novel.

Everything turned out
alright in the end.

Seems to me as though my sister
is rapidly coming to treat you

as if you're part of the family.

The children as well.

You know, I owe you an apology.

Um, regrettably our introduction

was not my finest hour.

My actions were childish,

and you, quite rightfully,

put me in my place.

Apology accepted.

I admit, you did look absolutely
ridiculous covered in spaghetti

and I loved it.
(laughing)

You're really good
with the children.

They look up to you.

Have you given any thought to
starting a family of your own?

I'd like to think
my heart is open to it.

Although, I do have
trouble trusting anyone

from outside of the family.

You and I, I think,

are like two sides
of the same coin.

Growing up without a family,

I find it difficult to trust
someone other than myself.

Well, perhaps we might both be

brave enough to take a chance
on trusting each other.

Perhaps.

Price: Sir.

I need you to come
with me immediately.

Why? What's happened?

DG Taylor of MI7 has
requested a face to face

to brief you on
a security matter.

Uh, but...

Right now?

Yes, sir.

(clearing throat)

Price.

Does it have to be right now?

Yes, sir.

Claire, I'm sorry.

Apparently, I need to
cut our outing short.

I completely understand.

Both: Goodnight.

Goodnight.

♪

Has there been any
development in the case?

I don't have any more
information than you do.

Vance: Your Highness,
thank you again for coming in.

Amanda Young.

She volunteers for our charity.

We believe she poses
an immediate threat

to Princess Rose
and the children.

Possibly even yourself.

I've received countless
security threats over the years.

Young has a military background
and was in possession

of the security protocols
for Kensington.

Only someone within the trusted
inner circle of the Royal Family

could obtain this information
and she's been surveilling

your sister and the children
for quite some time.

This isn't a security briefing,
it's an interrogation.

It looks that way.

But only after they've
been thoroughly vetted.

The vetting process
only works if they've been

convicted of a crime,
not if they're planning one.

What more can you tell us?

She was a hard worker.

She only joined
our efforts this year.

I honestly don't know
anything else about this woman.

Perhaps you could take a step
back from the charity this year.

Postpone the involvement
of the children.

The charity does not function
without my involvement.

Stepping back
is not an option.

I will, however,
yield to Rose

in all matters
concerning the children.

Now, gentlemen.

My sincere hope is that you are
both very good at your jobs

and this will be
the last time we ever need

to speak on this matter.

Your Highness.

I just don't believe Colin
is capable of doing anything

to put his family in danger.

Don't fall prey to
the royal's charms.

I need you to remain
professionally dispassionate

on this assignment.
You must be willing to go

where the evidence leads you.

Yes, sir.

Can we use Ford's
mobile device to map his route

to the charity drop?
Maybe catch him on CCTV?

It'll take some time, but yes.

What exactly are we looking for?

I want to find out where that

package he was
carrying came from.

Perhaps it would be best
if you and the children kept

a low profile until
the threat is contained.

Cancel the Christmas party.

Nonsense. I won't hear of it.

I want my children to have
a somewhat normal existence,

and I refuse to allow
our lives to be guided by fear.

Price, what's your
professional opinion?

I assure you, sir,
that with the heightened

security protocols,
the palace is the most secure

place in the country
at this point.

Good. Hear that? Good.

I'll consider
the matter settled.

♪

♪

Elle: Are you trying to
collect them all?

I want to sample
one of everything

to see what I like best.

Thank you.

Ooh. Yum.

♪

Psst!

Hey, look.

Come here.

What are you doing out here?

To be honest,
this is my least favorite part

of the charity business.
Being in the spotlight.

I would much rather spend
the evening with all of you.

Well, perhaps we could
all go down together.

No, no. Save yourselves.

My fate is inevitable.

I just wanted to say hello
before the evening got started.

Hello.

What's all this?

This is your party, Colin.

You need to actually attend.

On one condition.

I would like Claire
to attend as well.

As my guest.

Lovely.

I'm all for it.

That is very nice,

but what about the children?

I'll call on the night
nanny a little early.

Okay.

I'm happy to lend you
a gown if you need it.

Thank you, but I think I might

have something for
just such an occasion.

Splendid.

You know, I must confess,

all our lives do seem to be
a bit brighter with you in it.

I'm grateful.

Alright, let's go.

Chin up. Off we pop.

♪

Thank you.

Your Highness, good evening.

- Your Highness.
- Thank you for coming.

How have you been, Madame?
Thank you.

(string quartet continuing)

♪

- Ah, excuse me.
- Yes, Your Highness.

You look stunning as always.

You've hardly seen me
in anything but my uniform.

I stand by my statement.

♪

Hello, thank you for coming.

- Hello.
- Hello.

Good to see you. This is Claire.

- Hello.
- Lovely to meet you.

Thank you so much
for being here.

Hello.

- Lovely, good to see you.
- Good to see you.

May I have a word?

Go, go. Please. Yes.

- Thank you.
- Yes, of course.

No, no. I'm quite interested.
I think it's a very...

I thought I might
find you here tonight.

You seem to be getting on better
than I could have expected.

Being with the children has...

...brought out something in me
I didn't even know was there.

You see, I was the older kid.

Always looking after
and protecting the younger

children at the children's home.

Perhaps that's why I went into
the line of work that I did.

You may be lying
about what you do,

but you're not lying
about who you are.

Thank you.

Merry Christmas, Mrs. Lansbury.

Merry Christmas, dear boy.

I need to thank you.

You have sent us
a true gift in Claire.

She has exceeded even
my greatest expectations

for her service.

As always,
it's a pleasure to see you.

Now, if you don't
mind excusing us,

there's something
I need to show Claire.

By all means.

(chuckling)

Where are you taking me?

It's a surprise.

I've never been
in this room before.

This is where I keep some of
the presents so Robert and Elle

don't find them
before Christmas morning.

It's so beautiful.

Every year I try to
create a different display,

and then I give Robert and Elle
a Christmas tree ornament.

On Christmas Eve,
we all gather together

in the living room
and put up all the decorations

they've collected
over the years.

I've been doing it
since they were born.

So, I suppose it's
a family tradition now.

It's very thoughtful.

It's nothing much.

Just special memories from me.

No, those are the things
that matter the most.

From the heart.
They're timeless and priceless.

That's the idea.

Rose would like the children
to have a humble upbringing.

So, I, well, I try to
encourage them to appreciate

the simple things in life,

and just to be grateful
for having each other.

The love of a family
is very special indeed.

They're blessed to have you.

Thank you for saying that.

But truly I am the lucky one.

We should, um...

Should we what?

Go, um...

- ...to the ball.
- The ball.

Right, we should
go back to the ball.

- Back to the ball, then.
- Right.

♪

We used the recovered phone to
reverse engineer the courier's

route to the charity kiosk.

The package
containing the microdot

originated from Colin?

We can't assume Colin
passed along security info.

He would have access to it.

What does Ford have to say?

He's still not talking.

No, Colin is not the bad guy.

How can you be certain?

'Cause I've spent time with him,

and believe me,
I have spent time with

some pretty unsavory
characters in this line of work,

and Colin stands above them all.

Would you trust him
with your life?

I would, yes.

That would be a mistake.

I warned you against falling
prey to the royal's charms.

Sir, if you feel my integrity

has been compromised,

perhaps you should
remove me from this case.

The only way
through this is forward.

You're still the best
asset we have in the game.

You've managed to get close
to a family no outsider

should be able to get close to.

♪

(people chattering)

(cheering)

I grew up here.

In this exact home?

Yeah.

Once I left I never
thought I'd be back.

It's sort of like being visited
by the Ghost of Christmas Past.

Oh. Well, that's all good,

because I am
the Ghost of Christmas Presents.

Uh. Yeah. Okay.

Thank you.

Alright, yes. Thank you.

Yes, this one is for you.

You're welcome. Well?

That's very good.

One more.

Good.

Oh, yeah. Go ahead.

Alright, now.

Why don't we all open our gifts
together on the count of three?

Ready? One, two, three.

Happy Christmas!

(children cheering, laughing)

(laughing)

(crowd cheering)

♪

Fallout!

(crowd screaming)

(grunting)

Claire Champion,
Hand over the children

and I'll leave
the Prince unharmed.

Claire! Don't you dare!

Go, go, go, go, go, go, go!

(grunting)

Are you hurt? Are you injured?

Okay. We're going to go home.

I know, I know, I know.

♪

Your Royal Highness.

I feel it best to explain.

My name is Claire Champion,
not Carter.

I'm with Security Service.

We uncovered a credible threat
against you and the children

and deemed it best
to place me here

undercover as an added
layer of protection

for just such an occasion.

Thank you for
protecting my children.

I'm sorry to tell you this,
but, um...

...but they took Colin.

What can be done to
bring him home safely?

- Well, I--
- Officer Champion.

You are relieved
of your assignment.

I'll take it from here.

Sir, if... if it's alright,
I'd like to stay here

and see this through to the end.

You're relieved
of the assignment.

That's an order.

I'm sorry. Who exactly are you?

DG Taylor, MI--

My first priority at this moment
is tending to my children.

The only person in this room
I trust right now is Claire.

Everyone else needs
to leave immediately.

But we need to
brief you on the situation.

Officer Champion
will brief me on

anything I need
to be briefed on.

Is that understood?

Yes, ma'am.

Ma'am, I promise you,

I will do everything in my power
to bring Colin home safely.

I know you will.

I owe you one.

It's what we trained for.

The day we hope never comes.

Something just doesn't fit,
does it?

I don't follow.

Young knew who I was.

She recognized you
from the market?

No, no.
She called me by my real name.

Not my alias.

Only someone inside Thames House
could have given it to her.

Exactly.

(phone vibrating)

Officer Price is missing
after the exchange.

Seems he was taken as well.

Vance needs us to
come in immediately.

We traced Prince Colin's
secure phone.

It led us right back here.

Where this package was
delivered addressed to you.

It's been cleared.
It's safe to open.

Prince Colin's
secure phone is inside.

(phone vibrating)

Officer Champion.

Hello, Officer Champion.

The children are safe.

I thank you for that.

These not-so-lovely people
have a list of demands

for my safe return.

I would tell them to bugger off.

You'll find the list
in a file on my phone.

I'm coming to
get you out of this.

I promise.

Thank you, Claire.

They want
the courier Ford released.

Along with a drive
containing 50 million crypto.

I'll telephone the PM.
See how he wants to proceed.

Shouldn't this be
up to the family?

The family has no say
in this whatsoever.

This is a matter of state now.

I don't like how
Taylor is handling this.

There's something
about it that doesn't fit.

Wallace: You don't get to be
the head of the Security Service

by winning a popularity contest.

Hm, we caught a red flag
on Olivia Morgan's

financial records.

Maybe connected, maybe not.

I knew there was something
about her I didn't trust.

Let's bring her in.
See what she knows.

♪

(door closing)

Ms. Morgan, it's come to
my attention you had some

financial difficulties
that were recently resolved

by a series of
large cash transfers.

Financial issues make someone

a prime target for coercion

from malevolent outside forces.

Are you saying you think I'm
involved with Colin's abduction?

You had access to
all the security protocols.

You had access to
my itinerary that day of.

The funds came from The Mirror.

The tabloid?

(sighing)

I was selling them gossip
about the royal family.

I'm not a kidnapper.

They were particularly
interested in

a budding relationship

between Prince Colin
and the royal nanny.

My role at the palace
is classified.

Any information
you divulge going forward

will be considered
an act of treason

punishable by
10 years in prison.

What's this?

A letter of termination
from Princess Rose.

Effective immediately.

(door opening, closing)

The PM has ordered
a national emergency

and convened COBR.
As of this moment,

we've been ordered
to stand down.

Sir, the PM is
making a grave mistake.

It's his mistake to make.

By the time the experts
and the crisis planners

and the politicians
all get up to speed

it will be too late!

Young has been one step
ahead of us this entire time.

It's as if someone
in Thames House is

behind this entire operation.

Your feelings for
the Prince are blinding you.

The evidence is plausible
enough to point to him

as the mastermind
behind this entire endeavor.

By getting
himself kidnapped.

His plan to take
the children failed.

He... improvised.

This is personal for you.

You have something
against him.

Against the family.
Against royals in general.

You are out of line, Officer.

No, sir, I am in line,

because you keep trying to
take this piece of the puzzle

that simply doesn't fit,
and force it into something.

You are suspended
from active duty.

Turn in your credentials,

and pray that I don't
have you decommissioned.

(door slamming)

I've been suspended.

It's not the best
way to begin Christmas.

When an investigation
hits a dead end,

you have to go back
to the beginning.

That dead end may not
be as dead as you think.

Claire:
Price is in on it.

Young and Ford served
with him in the SAS.

I'm sorry.
How do you know all this?

I have eyes
and ears everywhere.

No.

We shouldn't give this
to him.

There's not much
going on in this city

that I don't know about.

My sources tell me

Ford and Young
were former MI7.

How could we
have missed that?

They were decommissioned
and their involvement

in the Security Service
was wiped off the record.

So, they became ghost agents
for off-book missions.

Yes, rather like something

right out of
A Christmas Carol, isn't it?

But Taylor must be behind it.
Why?

The word is that
the powers that be

were cutting
the MI7 funding.

Even considering
absorbing it

into a newly formed
joint security service.

Create a national crisis.

Save the day. It does prove
how essential you are.

Precisely.

Now, I'm counting on you to
bring my dear boy back home.

Your dear boy?

I was Colin's nanny
back in the day.

Who do you think gave me
the nickname Scary Poppins?

(laughing)

He's no longer a child,

but one never stops looking out
for the people one cares for.

(chuckling)

♪

This had better be good.

Colin's security
detail, Officer Price,

he's not missing,
he's in on it.

And if my sources are correct,
Colin is inside.

I'd say that's pretty good.

Well, they're preparing to
release Ford with the ransom so.

Then we'd better be quick.

(whirring)

♪

(whirring)

Claire:
Colin. It has to be.

I'd bet my life on it.

What's the plan?

Are we just going to
go down the chimney?

Like Santa Clause?

(all laughing)

♪

♪

We have to be smart
about this,

and do it my way.
Wait a minute.

No.

Nothing like
Christmas Eve takeaway.

Wonderful. I'm hungry.

Thank you.

I'm in.

There's somebody
coming your way.

♪

Claire: Psst.

(grunting)

♪

(grunting)

♪

(grunting)

- Hello again.
- Hello again.

Do you trust me?

Was everything you
told me about yourself true

or was it all a cover story?

No, I only lied to
you about what I do.

Not who I am.
(grunting)

I trust you.

Stay behind me.

Where is he?

What? Where is he?!

Come on.
He can't be gone.

(grunting)

Whoa!

(grunting)

A Lansbury nanny
always plans for rain.

All good, boys.
I've got it.

You are quite amazing.

Mrs. Lansbury would be proud.

What's the meaning
of this?

It's over, sir.

We know you were
behind it all,

attempting to
frame Prince Colin.

It might have worked
had Officer Champion

not protected the children.

Everything I did was for
the good of this service.

I had to prove
that we are essential

to the safety of this country.
It was the only way.

That may be what you believe,

but you can never do right
by doing wrong.

You'll see.

It's the job. It changes you.

I think it just makes you
more of who you are.

(snapping fingers)

(whispering)
Uncle Colin.

I miss him, too.

No!

Uncle Colin!

(laughing)

- Colin!
- Colin!

Hi! Oh, it's so good to see you.

Oh. Oh, you're crushing me.

(giggling)

Thank you for bringing him home.

It's my pleasure.

And you know,
we actually brought home

a straggler from the North Pole.

Ho, ho, ho.
Happy Christmas, one and all.

Robert: Father! You're here!

How did you pull this off?

Your abduction triggered
military safety protocol.

So, Edward was relieved of
active duty immediately.

(Robert whispering indistinctly)

It's our Christmas
wish come true!

What did you wish for
by the fountain?

Um...

To spend Christmas here
with you and your family.

(phone ringing)

Rose: Hello?

Yes, of course.

She's right here.

Just a moment.

It's for you.

Thank you.

Claire Champion.

Yes, Your Majesty.

No, I'd-- I'd love to.

No, absolutely.

Thank you.

The king just invited me to
spend Christmas at Sandringham.

Well, that's highly unusual.

Father's not usually one to
invite non-family members.

This is quite an unusual
break in royal protocol.

Rose: Claire is family,

and if my brother's
as smart as he thinks he is,

he'll make it official
sooner than later.

Should we look
at the presents?

Yeah!

- (laughing)
- Come on.

- Hello again.
- Hello again.

I guess
Ms. Lansbury was right.

Love does triumph
over all.

♪

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