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Original subtitles

I am reporting 'live' from Devanakottai limit

To watch this incident of exiling Anbu from his hometown

A whole village is assembling here

- Akka, where are you off to? - My niece is getting married

I'm the only one who can organize everything

They are exiling a boy from our village

Whaaat? Really?!

One chap is being exiled

Why go to school instead of watching this first time event?

'I am Anbu'

'If you should know why I am being exiled'

'You should first know about my village'

'Why should you be respected?'

'Who are you? What kind of people are you?'

Don't we know how you were when you came here first?

'Drag it'

- We will erect a fence - Get lost!

- You think we we'll keep quiet? - I will chop you to bits

[clamor of voices]

Pull, man

'Let me see how any of you cross this barricade'

'Try your luck I challenge you'

'This is my father Ulaganathan'

'Older than me of course'

- What is this? - Fence

Why do we need a fence in between people?

That's why we've erected it in the center of our village

How will they come this side?

They have a hand too in erecting this fence, sir

They have-

Move...move aside

Hey! What is all this?

Sir, his son eloped with my daughter, sir

He belongs to a different caste

How can I face my community?

I raised my child with so much love & care

I never denied her anything

Dress, chocolate, marshmallow Now she has runaway with some fellow

Even I had built castles about my son's future wife

I don't even dream outside of my caste!

Understand our feelings

Hey!

What bloody feelings?

Onion peels as feelings!

If a nurse had changed babies by mistake, when you were born

All your feelings will support a different caste and religion

You'll be standing on this side of the fence instead

Your lifelong feelings is in the hands of a nurse

Sir, I am 'home delivery'

Who is that 'home delivery'?

Who is c/o midwife!

Listen, how can caste be important?

I told them right then Religion is equally important too!

Sir, no one will change their stand listening to your speech

Please leave, sir We can handle this

Come here

- Show me your hand - No need, sir

You have scarred me once already

That was to endorse 'All religions are equal'

You slit my palm the day before

Not to discriminate the rich and the poor

- Why now, sir? - For a casteless society

- Give me your hand - Don't do it, sir

Please don't

- Show me your hand - Sir, don't

- Give it now - Sir...sir...sir

AIYA!

- What is the color of your blood? - Red, sir

- Yours? - Light pink, sir

What do you mean pink or red?

Blood is red for everyone

All men and women are born equal

- Understood - Did it enter all your heads?

Heyyyy!

- We understood, sir - We know now, sir

Only if we are happy our village will prosper

Only if our village prospers our State will flourish

If our State flourishes

Our district will thrive

Say 'nation'

Rise above pettiness Why do you go down?

'Aiyo!'

First push this fence down

Come on

Push the fence Push it down

Push...push hard

Push it Use more force

STOP IT!

I said 'stop it'

Sir is saying something

I can't keep repeating it

All of you push unitedly from the same side

Move over to one side

'My father is older than me not just in years'

'In intelligence too'

'He joined me in a school to make me as intelligent as him'

'Not as a student'

'Teacher!'

All of you keep quiet

Keep quiet

Students, listen

All of you keep quiet

Whose class is this?

Why are the children screaming?

Ma'am, social period

- Okay - Our Anbu sir's class

Where is Anbu?

'Break everyone's limbs'

'Isn't anyone here to save me?'

'If both of us should live together'

'Not enough if only you fall in love, Gopi'

Should the villain also fall in love?

Super!

That was me

They have seen me

Got caught, eh?

- Come with me to meet the principal - Okay, sir

- I need to tell her also - Tell her what?

Nothing, sir

You are shorter than the counter How did you get a ticket?

Online, sir

- Bought tickets online? - Yes, sir

You said you didn't have data to attend online class

How did you get data now?

How will you settle in life if you waste time like this?

You'll get married one day in the future, then...?

Don't feel shy!

I am the one who is feeling shy I came to watch a movie with you boys

Either you should be here or I should be here

No need, I'll go

Let's go in

Why are you going in there? Walk out of this theater

- Out you go - He has cut class and he's yelling at us!

Children should make their parents feel proud of them

[mobile ringing]

- Vanakkam, madam, tell me - Good afternoon, sir

Anbu is absent today

He isn't in school?

He has cut class to go and watch a film, sir

- Cinema? - He does this quite often

'He reviews for YouTubers watching First Day First Show'

'I'm being patient just for your sake, sir'

I'll handle this, madam Don't worry

Comb with broken teeth!

- Appa - Listen

I don't want to hear you call me 'appa'

- Uncle? - What do you mean 'uncle'?

You had the gall to elope and get married

Sir

Happily reunited, huh?

Come here, everyone

Come...come All of you, come here

Happy news, sir

Glad to hear you are a happy family again

Who got reunited?

I met them by chance in the market, that's all

You rolled out a soooper speech yesterday

Without caste discrimination a boy and a girl can get married

But you on the other hand

Got your daughter married to your sister's son

I didn't fix this alliance They got married without my consent

Don't pull a fast one on us

What did I tell her?

You can fall in love with whomever you want

But didn't I tell her not to choose a boy from the same caste?

'Did she follow my advice?'

We can 'follow' easily on Twitter or Instagram

How can anyone 'follow' your words, sir?

My daughter got married to a boy from another caste

You justified your stand and scarred my hand

- True - Pain in the neck!

Your own daughter insisted she will marry only your younger sister's son

You presided over the weddin-

- Hey...hey! - Wait, it's okay, sir

But the truth is you are a true social activist

- Am I right? - Yes...of course

Social activist Ulaganathan

Long live!

- Social activist Ulaganathan sir - Long live!

[slogan shouting]

'My father was so worried I will follow my sister's footsteps'

'Hailing from Devanakottai in Cuddalore district'

'Highly respected and free thinking intellectual'

'Grandson of the brave warrior, Mr Veluchamy'

Always integrity conscious responsible RDO who retired after serving his tenure duly

Mr Ulaganathan

That's me

I, Anbu, his only son

Affection Tender care

Fondness, love

For whatever reasons mentioned herewith

In the same religion Especially in the same caste

I will not choose a bride

I promise my father with utmost allegiance and respect

'Damn well sign'

'The only place I go to and my frequent haunt'

'The bakery owned by my friends in Pondicherry'

- 1 coffee - I'm very busy

1 coffee, da I'm running late

All I asked was coffee Just give it, damn!

I'm head deep in problems

- Huh? - 'Problems?'

'My friends'

'They will rush to my side if I have a problem'

'Not to solve it'

- 'To enjoy at my expense' - Tell us your problem

Share with us We care for you, dude

My sister Malar came home

Your dad and Malar fought

Am I right?

Did your dad disown Malar?

Then the new groom and your dad

Dishum-dishum!

'My life went on, mingling with such extraordinary people!'

'The reason it escalated to my exile'

'Just one love'

"Praise thou Tamizh beauteous youthful forever ingenious"

[Invocation of Tamil Mother]

"Praise be to Thee"

Good morning

We have a new English teacher who has joined duty today

Anbu sir, which movie are you booking today?

- Get lost! - Okay...okay

Her name is Jessica

Let's give her a welcome applause

What movie can I watch today?

'Joining as a teacher in this school'

'I feel very happy'

I'm from Cambridge

We are very happy to have you with us

'Jessica?'

It would be helpful if you can teach Social Science besides English too

Why, madam?

Don't we have a Social Science teacher?

As good as not being here

He's a waste fellow

He will cut his class and go watch some movie

Why, sir?

- Muthu? - Ma'am?

- Take Jessica to class 6A - Okay, madam

Why trouble Muthu? I can show her

- Please, this way - Look at that!

Look what he is up to now

Hi, I'm Anbu Social Science teacher

I know

- You're from France, right? - No, so what?

You speak Tamil beautifully Sounds so stylish coming from you

Actually

Tamil sounds beautiful only because of the way you speak

What do you want?

Can I have your mobile #?

Mobile #?

How can you ask?

Are you taking advantage of me because I'm a foreigner?

No sense whatsoever

How did you become a teacher?

Useless!

'Thank God no one saw this!'

Are you sure you want to sell your father's land?

Mum, you know my situation

You know my London restaurant's in debt

You've already sold everything we had

Let's keep this land

It's our only connection to India

Even if we live here for another 50 years

We'll still be foreigners to them

- Jessica - Hi dad

Where have you been, darling?

I was at school I've joined as a teacher

- Teacher? - Yes

Here?

We are all moving back to England once this land has been sold

Do you really want to live with these incorrigible Indians?

Are you serious?

It's okay, darling You know how he is

Do you implement any work properly?

You allow them to look into their books during exams

Then why do we need an exam?

Do you at least know the lay out of our class rooms?

Till now I've never set eyes on an irresponsible teacher like you

Madam, let's discuss this later

I'm not discussing I am deriding you!

'You hold a PhD in yelling!'

Only 3 days since Jessica joined

Did you think of taking her # and adding her in our school WhatsApp group?

So you won't attend to your class duties

You won't help with administration either

Right?

'Give me an answer'

Good morning, sir

That's how she is

Don't mind

She'll keep saying 'Answer me'

If I answer, she'll yell 'Are you back answering me?'

One day-

I won't allow all the students to look into their text books

I'll only tell those students who don't know the answers to copy

At least then they will know the right answer, right?

She yelled-

Sorry

I misunderstood when you asked for my phone #

It's okay

No problem

- Good - Yes

- Where do you live? - French colony

- That's very close to my place - Oh! Okay

So whatever help you need

Please don't hesitate, ask me

Is there any vegetable shop nearby?

Yes

- Will even tomatoes be white in London? - No, same as these

- Hello, Anbu - Good morning, Ganapathy

French friend, huh?

Hey! British

Give whatever she wants

What do you want, madam?

- 1 kg tomato - Okay

Ripe tomatoes

1 spinach bunch

Take that spinach

Spinach

I don't know the Tamil name for that vegetable

You can say it in English

My husband knows everything

When he came home to meet me for the 1st time

I fell flat for his English!

That's why I got married to him

Give me bottle gourd

Bottle gourd

'That means...?'

She wants bottle gourd!

'Hope she doesn't ask me!'

You specifically want bottle gourd?

You don't want brinjal, green chillies?

No

- Bottle gourd - Yes

I've been selling vegetables here for the past 10 years

- I sell only fresh vegetables - 'He wants to say something'

You asked for tomatoes I gave you ripe ones

I gave you spinach

Same way you'll give bottle gourd too

She will take it happily

I'll give, what's the rush?

If you don't know that vegetable, just say so

- How can- - Oh! My dear

You really don't know what's a bottle gourd?

I know, dear

I have taken a Friday vow I won't touch bottle gourd today

Okay, you tell her where it is Your wife will take it out for us

I have taken this vow for her How will she touch it?

Bugging me!

You take it from here

Don't you know?

I have too many bad memories of bottle gourd, da

Bad memory, huh?

Let's not talk about bottle gourd, please

If you don't know it's okay, I'll choose myself

I know, I kn-

He doesn't know But I know

Even I know

He just doesn't know Only I know

You are searching in Google, go ahead

I don't even have data I was just checking my messages

What is that plan, you get messages without wifi?

- Tell me, we'll also use it - Normal message, da

- Normal- - Good evening, sir

Hello, ma'am

Mahesh, what gun-timing!

Go and pick up a good bottle gourd

Wha...what, sir?

Bottle gourd, my dear boy Pick a good one for ma'am

Aiyo! Sir, how can I choose when you are here to pick the right one?

You are our friend, teacher and guide

Integrity, good manners, knowledge

If you want, ask for my thumb I'll give you like Ekalavya!

But don't ask me to give a bottle gourd, sir

Don't ask me for this bottle gourd, sir

- Please, sir - Hey!

Looks like he has a bad memory too!

- Just like you - It's okay, I will take it

No...no...no Wait, wait

I will talk to him, I'll try

Hey!

- Give her a bottle gourd - I am fasting today

Forget your vow Just give her the bottle gourd

You don't understand, dear I am steadfas-

Bro, give me a 'sorakkai'

You'll get one tight slap

Do you realize what's going on here? You want a 'sorakkai'

How does it concern me?

I want to buy a 'sorakkai' Anna, pick the best for me

We elite people are discussing

- Not that chap - Hey! I am-

- I meant us - Who am I then?

You know what is a bottle gourd in Tamil?

Why do I need to know? All I want is a 'sorakkai'

- Bro, give me - Don't give him

- Give - Don't

- Give me, bro - Hey!

- Just buy a bottle gourd and go - Brother?

Who is he? Behaving like a lunatic

How dare you call me a lunatic!

Don't test my patience

Don't hit me I'll be forced to retaliate

- Why are you digging that sack? - Hey...hey!

This is a bottle gourd!

This is the 'sorakkai' I wanted

This is a bottle gourd

Yes, this is a 'sorakkai' in your eyes

This is a bottle gourd for literates like us

I was trying all this while to make you understand

- Take it - Pack that bottle gourd, dear

- Write it down in our account - Bottle shape

That's why it got the name

You don't know what a bottle gourd is, right?

Of course I do

He is lying, ask him what's a bitter gourd!

- Hey! Cash - I'll hit you with a bottle gourd at home!

I knew right in the beginning what a bottle gourd is

I was testing if he knew it

He didn't know Poor fellow!

He was embarrassed in front of his wife

He tried to somehow cover up his ignorance

He didn't know a bottle gourd is 'sorakkai'

She laughed spontaneously

She has connected with me without being reserved

"Humpty Dumpty Humpty Dumpty"

"From the child my heart is empty"

"Twenty-20 Wish-list plenty"

"I came to share but words so empty"

"So empty...so empty...so empty!"

"Hey! London princess crossed the sea Walked the streets of Pondicherry"

"What her forefathers took from us she came back as Koh-i-noor precious"

"Candy Crush"

"Cadbury's"

"Monalisa"

"Oxford roseโ€ฆah?"

"Fan of Vairamuthu then Now Wordsworth all of a sudden"

"Hey, Jessica Jessica Jessica baby Your boyfriend will I get to be?"

"You talk and walk like a toddler Your eyes sparkle with wonder"

"Hey, Jessica Jessica Jessica baby Your boyfriend will I get to be?"

"You talk and walk like a kiddo Your eyes have a special halo"

"O' Jessica oh Jessica His handsome face is lucky, akka"

"Think about him a little, sis"

"I won't talk to you, miss if your love you don't profess"

"He sparkles like a star magically He is weak in English basically"

"Made for each other couple Let your heart & mind think XXL"

"A for Anbu, B for Baby Will you share A to Zee?"

"Will you keep our duo selfie as WhatsApp status and DP?"

"Wowโ€ฆyour positive vibe Can I come with youโ€ฆfor life?"

"With your sharp looks sexy don't kill an army including me!"

"Even my feet wanting an encore can't stand still anymore"

"Blue-green peacock so beautiful You can change into a cool koel"

"Sunshine golden yellow sublime You can drizzle as rain divine"

"If London bridge & Basin bridge join what a fantastic fusion, imagine!"

"Eiffel Tower & Anna Tower can walk hand in hand together"

"Candy Crush"

"Cadbury's"

"Monalisa"

"Oxford roseโ€ฆah?"

"Fan of Vairamuthu then Now Wordsworth all of a sudden"

"Hey, Jessica Jessica Jessica baby Your boyfriend will I get to be?"

"You talk and walk like a toddler Your eyes sparkle with wonder"

"Hey, Jessica Jessica Jessica baby Your boyfriend will I get to be?"

"You talk and walk like a kiddo Your eyes have a special halo"

Sir

You said it is 10,000 sq.ft But this shows only 7000

What shall we do, sir?

Really?

Leave it to me I'll take care

Come, you were saying something

Bro, I'm so depressed nowadays

I'm scared to even wake up in the mornings

Don't wake up

Why get out of bed?

Why do you feel as if you have lost everything in your life?

If you lose one land is that the end of your life?

Just because I took your land

Don't make me feel guilty I drowned you in depression

I've never felt that way in my life you know

- I have 1 more piece of land, bro - Is that so?

Don't eye that alone, bro

- Where is that land? - Bro!

Not what you're thinking

In case I take away your land unknowingly

Why repeat this cycle of depression and counselling-

Boopathy

Hello, Williams Good to see you

This land owner has come

Hey! He has another piece of land it seems

Take down the address Prepare the documents

Okay, bro Come along

- Hello - Why did you come here?

What's going on here?

All you want is your land, right?

After I build the house here you come and buy your land

Don't create any problem for the time being, please leave

- I have a tight schedule - You had better get out of my property

Trying to threaten me

Hey! Come here Call all the passers-by

All my men, gather here

What I'm saying is, let's ask our people for the verdict

We can ask this child

When did these British leave our land?

August 15th 1947

Look, even this child knows and you don't know

But I have great respect for you and your land

Because so many countries in the world celebrate

Independence Day thanks to your nation!

I'm going to the police station

Police?

Oh! Okay...okay

Hey! Drop him in our police station

You can meet a fatso called Dhandapani

Register a complaint But he won't accept it

Then tell him my name He'll take it at once, okay?

May you lead a life of prosperity

You pissed him off now

- What happened, sir? - He has written a love letter, sir

That too, to a girl in class 9

He has written my wife's name for 'Who was the 1st woman in space?'

He has also prayed to Lord Ganesha

He will break 108 coconuts as offering if I die

That wasn't me, sir Srinivasan from class 7

Shut up!

You make so many mistakes in your English essay

But write a flawless love letter

- What did he do? - He wrote a love letter to a girl, sir

Show me

Wait, I'll get you expelled!

- No, ma'am - Now you say this

- Sorry, ma'am - I'll handle this, sir

- Sir, our principal- - You leave it to me, sir

So many students shouldn't suffer because of 1 student

Your time shouldn't be wasted like this, I'll handle him

- You'll take care - Yes, sir

- Let's go - Come, fatso

Can we trust him, sir?

Come here Let's read it later

He says he will handle him

'Why you're all standing here? Go to your class'

What is 'butterflies'?

In that very second you look at me

1000 butterflies flutter in my tummy

'Cel-estial angel'?

An angel who landed on earth from heaven, sir

Soooper...simply superb!

- You've been studying here from LKG? - Yes, sir

How did you learn these English words?

I got that word in the subtitles when I watched a Korean film, sir

- Wowww! - Thanks, sir

There's a particular age reserved for writing love notes

What is that age, sir?

How old do you think I am?

Right age to write love letters, sir

Smart boy, you pass in social science, run now

Appa!

Love letter, huh?

No, pa

It's okay, carry on

Remember the letter you signed for me?

Yes, pa

- Following it? - Sure, pa

That girl incidentally li-

Cha...cha, I don't want any details

Because I'm not a disgusting father who butts into my son's personal space

'If you say so'

If you take a list of friendly fathers who understand their children's mindset

My name will be topmost!

Guess why?

It's okay, tell me

Because you were the one who wrote that list, pa!

Soooper, da

After all a chip off the old block!

Why hasn't this Boopathy turned up?

- It's getting late - Need anything, dear?

Only one favor

I want you to leave this room

How dumb of me to ask you!

- Oh gawd! Am I late? - He's here...he is here

"Long live India says our national flag always"

Boopathy is here, you were eagerly waiting for him from the morning

- Come inside - Royal pain!

Boopathy, what brings you here all of a sudden?

We are late already, let's go, sir

- Where? - What is this, sir?

Today is January 26th Republic Day

You have to hoist our flag

We have DRO, President and other qualified seniors

- It won't be befitting if I hoist - True that

Who are these respected elders?

Take our President

No one knows him

But you

In some unheard of town I called a random boy and asked

'Hey! Tell me'

'What's our Ulaganathan sir's name?'

He told your name the next second!

I stood there speechless and shocked

The only man who doesn't like or care for name or fame

- Only our Ulaganathan sir - You are praising me too much

Like Prime Minister of India

You are our leader in Devanakottai

- Don't flatter me - If you come, flag will be hoisted

If you don't come, then it is a big NO, see you, sir

Don't cancel this function because of me

Why is he so fond of us?

I'm wondering too!

An intelligent and able orator From January 26th to August 15th

I cordially invite our Mr Ulaganathan to speak about our nation

Please come, sir

Please come

Actually he's my father

His thoughts are a different level altogether

Okay...okay

I have been invited to speak

- Did I do a good job? - About our nation

My grandfather sacrificed his life for our nation

Why will I hesitate to speak here?

Who else is better equipped to speak about our nation?

I don't know, may be in the neighboring town

May be in any other city

I haven't met them

But no one is adept in our town I know that for sure

What is a 'nation'?

I won't tell you You won't understand if I do

A nation is huge

You would have seen India on the map

Extends from Kanyakumari to Kashmir, really huge

A country needs a nation

A nation needs a district

You need many years to understand all this

But I can't explain in 10 minutes So I conclude my speech

'Jai Hind!'

- Sir - How was it?

Soooper, sir Different level

Chanceless! Extra ordinary

Okay, bye, Anbu

- Jessica - Yes?

- I want to talk to you? - What, Anbu?

I want-

I want to...I feel like-

Are you okay?

Yeah, I'm okay

I love you, Jessica

From the first moment I set eyes on you

Butterflies fluttered and flew from my stomach

Love?

- What is this? - Letter

I've penned my feelings in this note

You'll understand when you read this

I thought a lot and wrote it myself

Why are you in love with me?

I like you a lot

I am in love with you

Why do you like me?

Just that

I love you

That's why I like you very much

Love...you like me a lot

Okay

I'm asking you What is the reason?

She is asking me for a reason, dude

What do I tell her?

Tell her 'love at first sight'

I should have told her at first sight

5th sight is over now

- Too late now - Love has no reason

- 2 egg puffs - Two?

Dude, tell her honestly

You are white as snow

Foreigner

'If I get married, Dependent Visa is so easy'

'Even if I work in a petrol bunk I'm settled for life'

- Be honest - What is he blabbering?

He means 'White as snow'

'Foreigner'

Dai!

- I got the reason, dude - What?

'She is white as snow, foreigner'

'If I get married, Dependent Visa is so easy'

That is the reason

What, da?

Listen to-

Tell us and then go

I must give her a reason and astound her-

- Hello, ma'am - Hi

Hey! What happened?

Poor Jessica teacher

- That's why I'm asking you - She felt very bad, sir

No teacher should be thrust in this spot

Why are you feeling so sad? Tell me what happened?

- You know her student Mahesh? - Yes

He scored 6 marks in English

Principal called her and said she is very disappointed

- Mahesh - Class VI is this side, sir

Mahesh

What's your problem?

My life is full of problems, sir

Which one are you asking?

Why did you fail in English?

You are able to score 16 if Anand sir teaches you

If Jessica madam teaches you score only 6

Sir, I got only 6 marks last time too

I added 1 in front of 6 by myself

You forged your mark sheet?

Sooper! Why don't you add 1 after 6 instead of in front?

- No, sir - Why not?

I believe in 'honesty is the best policy'

When did honesty mix into your policy?

Day before yesterday 2:30 post noon, sir

Having come half way let it go as half

Chuck honesty to a corner Add 1 to make it 16

How does mark matter, sir?

Honesty is our backbone, sir

Ouch!

- Honesty - Yes, sir

Show me your hand Can't do 1 sum properly

Mahesh, let's learn English

- Okay, sir - Hello, sir, 1 minute

I'm taking Maths class Why teach English now?

He has scored only 6 marks in English, madam

Hello! He has scored only 3 marks in Maths

- Only 3 marks - Sir

Maths won't get into your head, let's go

Hello...Anbu!

Just watch me bat

I'll hit every single ball-

No need I'll stick to English

Who is he?

Who is the culprit responsible for this?

If you accept it voluntarily I'll hit only you

Otherwise I'll rip the entire class to pieces

Sir, what are you talking about?

Hey! No need to be over smart

All of you know very well what I'm talking about

Tell me

Who started the rumor Jessica madam and I are in love?

Chee chee!

How can Jessica madam and you be compatible?

Oh!

The bathroom wall has a graffiti 'Jessica loves Anbu'

With a heart and an arrow piercing through it

- You drew that, right? - Sir, I didn't

- Who scribbled this? - 'It's your handwriting'

Who is this?

Where is Jessica madam?

And where are you, sir?

Oh!

Where is Britain in that map?

I don't know, sir

You don't know where Britain is

But got the guts to ask 'Where is Jessica and where are you?!'

Instead of homework you scribble on bathroom walls

- Sit - It hurts!

Okay, da

Those who think Jessica madam and I are in love, get up

Okay, da

Those who think there's no chance and it is all just a made-up tale, get up

Let sir alone stand The rest of you sit down

Sit...sit

Tell me about World War II

Don't know, sir

You don't know about World War II and you'll stand on the benc-

No violence, sir

Are you aware of the seriousness of this?

What will you tell Jessica madam?

Will you say, 'sorry, madam, seeing you chat and laugh often'

'You looked the perfect couple, so we did this'

Or will you tell the Principal 'Our school has only 2 pillars'

'Social teacher and English teacher'

'If you get them married our school will develop well'

Will you say that?

Will you go-

I don't want to hear a single word, mind you!

Hello, Anand sir Your face has a happy glow?

He has scored 18 marks in English, sir

He scored only 6 when I was teaching him

He added 1 before 6 and made it look like 16

He has scored 18 now, I am sure he would've added 1 before 8, sir

No, sir, he has genuinely scored so much

I understood your problem, sir

He has got 6 marks when you taught him and 18 in Jessica madam's class

You are bound to have an ego to match your age I am sure

How can you say this?

Education system, sir

System means computer Computer has a CPU

If power outage it will shriek kee kee kee

Sir, in this education system

You, me Pasanga, 'Pasanga II'

Director Pandiraj sir All of us are part of it

- What are you blabbering? - What's the big deal about marks?

Even Aryabhata got a zero!

He didn't get, he invented zero

He invented it only because he got it?

- You are talking at a tangent - Kids, sir

Kids is 'pasanga' in Tamil 'Pillallu' in Telugu

Go and see in North India, sir

You'll see the same kids-

Only 18, sir

Leave me alone, bye

Very good

Students, the same goes for you

Why do you take this kind of stress? Have a jolly time studying

You know how excited you are when you run to the playground

Only if you come to class with that same excitement you can enjoy life

Take Mahesh for example He studied joyfully

He has scored 18/25 now

Who is the reason for this, da?

No, Anbu I don't want any credit

Mahesh put in a lot of hard work and time

That's why he got the due reward

Yes, sir, I put in a lot of effort

Mahesh, you put in a lot of effort

Sir...sir, er-

I got good marks thanks to Jessica ma'am

Jessica, you are great

Students, a big round of applause for our Jessica madam

'Is this why he snatched my love letter?'

Angel

- Anisha - Present, miss

- Adithya - Present, miss

- Anbu Chezhiyan - Present, miss

Students

Who is your favorite teacher?

Anbu sir

- Why is tomato so dried up, akka? - That's pomegranate

- Anbu? - How much are guavas?

- Anbu - 'Rs 70 / kilo'

'Rs 70? Give me for Rs 50'

- 'I can't afford it' - Hi Anbu

Amma, my girlfriend is calling me

Catch him having a girlfriend He'll keep blabbering like this, give me

Insult!

Hi

Give me 1 more

- This is Anbu - Vanakkam

- See you later - Go...go

Came along with my mummy for fruit-shopping

Okay

I was really impressed by the way you trained Mahesh

Academician Mark Robin has written a theory about this

And it's going to be implemented in Cambridge University

But you have applied that theory without even being aware of it

No...no, I know

Mark Robinson I have read all his theories

I have also suggested this to be implemented in Oxford University

You're a very funny guy, Anbu

When I am with you

I feel excited

You remind me of Frank every time when I see you

Frank?

Who is Frank?

My bestie, Anbu

We speak daily on video call

Very close to me

Jesus Christ!

Can't stand this world over 'my bestie' headache

You should talk to him once definitely

Enough...enough

Visual is running in my mind when you keep insisting

Let's not discuss this 3rd person hereafter

- Okay? - Okay

Oh! Dad

Er...this is Anbu

Hi, uncle

Come on, dear, let's go

It's okay You go

Okay

You never can trust these people

Anbu

Hey! Anbu

Pccht! Hey Anbu

Wake up

Someone has come to meet you

Pccht! Who?

Foreign girl

Jessica

Jessica, huh?!

- Where is your family? - French Colony

French colony?

- You hail from? - Cambridge, uncle

Wow! Cambridge and French

Soooper, dear Simply superb

Hi

Hi

Is sir attending school regularly?

I pack his lunch daily and send assuming he is teaching in school

Do you know where he eats?

Intermission of Kamalam theater

Noon show

Nowadays he is prompt, uncle

Anbu is concerned about the future of all the students

Wow! You speak Tamil fluently

To a certain extent, uncle

I'm still learning

Good...good...good

Practice well

- Because Tamil is a beautiful language - Yes

If you have any doubts in Tamil, tell me I'll be happy to clear

A to Z

['Gummuru Tappara' ring tone]

What lousy timing they have!

What is 'gummuru tappuru', uncle?

'Gummuru Tappuru'

That means...?

Don't you know the meaning, uncle?

Of course I know

How will I not know?

As if I won't know!

Er...Anbu?

What's the situation of this song?

What is the scene before and after?

There's no front and back, pa

Song starts straight as 'Gummuru Tappuru'

Hey! How will they write like that?

You think some useless lyricist like you penned that song?

A renowned poet must have written it

It will definitely have a meaning

If we refer Tolkaappiyam the oldest Tamil grammar treatise

According to Tamil Grammar

Animated scale, monothetic scale, root words, figurative sums

Simile, metaphors

If you don't know, don't get too stressed about it, uncle

No, dear

As far as I know I can't not know it

It's okay, uncle

How can everyone know everything?

- I have heard of a theory regarding this - Theory, huh?

Er...what is that theory?

It's okay, uncle Please leave it

How can I not know that theory?

You tell me, dear

There are 4 types of people, uncle

First one 'Known Known'

They know what they know

Second one 'Known Unknown'

They don't know they actually know

Third one 'Unknown Known'

They know they don't know

The last one

'Unknown Unknown'

They don't even know they don't know

In these 4 types where do I fit in, dear?

'Unknown Unknown' type, uncle

That means?

You are not even aware you don't know

Jessica, let's go out and talk

Okay, bye, uncle

Okay, dear...okay

She's branding me as 'Unknown Unknown', huh?

What a special surprise!

You've come home

I came to apologize

My dad shouldn't have behaved like that

It's okay He's our uncle after all

Frank heard about it and felt so bad about this

Coming Sunday

I would like you to come home for lunch

If you don't take Frank topic I'll come

Okay...okay

- Okay? - Okay, bye

Hi

Anbu

You came so early, at 10:15?

Then I'll go and be back at 10:30

No, no...no...no

It's okay Come in

- Shall I come in right now? - Yeah

Gift for you

Thank you

- Good morning, grandma - Hello

Please

- Feel free, Anbu - Nice grandma

So glad I got to meet you

- Your dad isn't at home, right? - No

Good

You want tea, coffee or something?

No lunch?

Yes, of course

I'll have coffee after lunch

Alright

Grandma, I am-

Anbu

Jessica's colleague

Jessica has told me about you

She has told me a lot about you too, grandma

Your son doesn't like living here He wants to go back to England

Jessica said you want to live only here

Right?

Do you like India that much, grandma?

'I was born in England'

'Like everyone else'

'Thinking Britain is my homeland I loved my country with all my heart'

'But one day'

'War was waged'

'That war'

'Including other countries'

'Changed my life topsy-turvy'

'Losing all our possessions'

'Not knowing where to go'

'We were travelling aimlessly'

Dad, where are we going?

- We don't know, baby - What's happening?

Why should we leave?

This isn't our country anymore

We are in the middle of a war

But-

I grew up here

Baby, I'll explain everything later

I haven't even said goodbye to my friends

'Our neighboring countries refused to let us in'

'They stopped us at the border and sent us back'

'Not knowing where to live'

'We roamed around many countries'

'In the end only India gave us hope and life'

'Showing us the meaning of 'humanity' India gave us shelter, a home of our own'

India isn't just a country

India is like my mother

The cake is ready I'll go and get it

Okay

What's your view on war, Anbu?

What do you teach your students?

This country is that country's enemy

Will you say it is a matter of pride to win a war?

Not at all, grandma Why do we need war?

Love is very important

I like all the countries in general

I love British and British people

Even food wise

I love fruit crumpets fish & chips, burgers

I love England cricket team, grandma

Anderson, Peterson, Davidson I like all of them very much

Do you like Jessica?

- Are you in love with her? - Chee...chee!

Your grandma suddenly popped that question to me

Not knowing how to answer I reacted like that

May be I shouldn't have said that

I was confused I blabbered

Actually that isn't my original answer

What is your answer then?

I have never fallen in love without a reason

Actually I have a reason from the beginning for everything

Really?

What are you trying to say?

If the question is 'Are you in love?'

The answer is 'no'

If vehemently questioned 'Aren't you in love?'

Answer is 'yes'

If the question is 'Do you want to?'

Yes, I do

I have no problem

You are crazy, Anbu

Just like Frank

You agreed not to bring up his name

Why did you mention his name?

You should definitely talk to him?

Why should I talk to him? Is he your uncle or brother-in-law?

- Why should I talk to him? - No, Anbu

His marriage has been fixed

I thought it will be great if you can congratulate him

- Frank? - Yes

Our Frank!

Call him right now Make a video call

I'll talk to him

Look what our Frank has been up to!!

Give, I'll dial

Frank

Hi Frank

Anbu here

How are you, buddy?

My buddy, congratulations!

Marriage for you

You made my day, buddy

Love you

Love you...love you Meant for you

"Pilapi"

"I saw you and only you, dearie I asked you to walk my life with me"

"Why do you bring with you the radiant moon in tow?"

"I swore on my dear mother I won't part from you ever"

"If you come in, I'll cherish you like the pupil of my eye, my love"

"Even when I talk about you sweetness flows from brow to toe"

"When I write your name on paper it sizzles to burn aflame, my dear"

"Will my relatives be from now on British only?"

"You profess your love to me I will subtitle it profoundly"

"Bimbilikki bimbilikki pilapi"

"Do I believe this or not, pretzel sweety?"

"Bimbilikki bimbilikki pilapi"

"If you say 'ok' shall we, dearie blow the trumpet and marry?"

"Bimbilikki"

"Bimbilikki"

"I saw you and only you, dearie I asked you to walk my life with me"

"Why do you bring with you the silver moon in tow?"

"I swore on my dear mother I won't part from you ever"

"If you come in, I'll cherish you like the pupil of my eye, my love"

"When I see you somehow I feel a cool breeze blow"

"I want to light the lamp auspicious Tell me, where is your house?"

"If you make a list of British heroes it will be 1 followed by many zeroes"

"To the Tamil side with fervor this English miss crossed over"

"With a face so innocent Captured hearts 100%"

"That's the reason maybe I fell in love with you easily"

"If I touch you, electrocuted I'll be You are a rose, soft and satiny"

"Lady Luck favors me I laugh to myself happily"

"Your voice plays daily on repeat mode gaily"

"In London I will treat you to a discount dinner just for two"

"Will my relatives be hereafter in Chennai only?"

"You profess your love to me I will subtitle it expressively"

"Bimbilikki bimbilikki pilapi"

"Should I believe this or not, my sweety?"

"Bimbilikki bimbilikki pilapi"

"If you say 'ok' shall we, dearie beat the drums and marry?"

"Bimbilikki"

"Pilapi"

"Bimbilikki"

"I saw you and only you, dearie I asked you to walk my life with me"

"Why do you bring with you the radiant moon in tow?"

"I swore on my dear mother I won't part from you ever"

"If you come in, I'll cherish you like the pupil of my eye, my love"

"Even when I talk about you sweetness flows from brow to toe"

"When I write your name on paper it sizzles to burn aflame, my dear"

"Will my relatives be from now on British only?"

"You profess your love to me I will subtitle it profoundly"

"Bimbilikki bimbilikki pilapi"

"Do I believe this or not, pretzel sweety?"

"Bimbilikki bimbilikki pilapi"

"If you say 'ok' shall we, dearie blow the trumpet and marry?"

"Bimbilikki"

"Pilapi"

"Bimbilikki"

'All happy"

Hello, bro He has come

- Hello, Sekar - Vanakkam

- What is this place? - Why are you doing this?

When the concerned person is me, I'm here

Giving a petition to the collector and the police

They give it to me

See, life is a circle

What do you want? This should reach DRO

That's all? Sir, keep this

Hereafter whatever the issue deal directly with me

Then...I heard you are selling our land

That is MY land

- I have every right to sell - Boopathy

But what you're doing is wrong

He bought it during his grandfather's time Won't he be attached emotionally?

He is ready to sell You can buy it

Okay, sir

I won't sell my land to a fraud like you

Why is he calling me 'fraud'?

Sir, you can file a case

- Okay - Nail it down

White man who sold white powder

- Okay? - Sooper!

Superb headlines!

'White man arrested for killing Boopathy'

Make that your headlines

It's licensed

Jessica

Yes, dad

What's going on?

- Do you love him? - Yes, daddy

Actually I wanted to talk to you about this myself

Do you understand what I'm saying?

Are you going to listen to me?

Your grandmother lived here for 50 years

Are you going to live here for the next 50 years?

All I can say is

You are hell bent on causing me pain

Da-

['Gummuru Tappara' ring tone]

Hello?

Anbu?

My dad is very angry at me

'What is he saying now?'

I don't know what to do

'I am really scared, Anbu'

Hey! This is a trivial matter

Why worry your pretty head? My father will support us

'No, Anbu, you don't understand'

You are not understanding

You know what a renowned ideologist and die-hard revolutionist my father is?

He doesn't know his own caste

He is known-

Listen, Jessica We meet him together tomorrow

We hook my father to our side

Post office-

We get married at the registrar's office

- Okay? - Okay, Anbu

Re-lax!

Hey!

I'll serve burger in my wedding

Vanakkam, sir

Who are the candidates I should sponsor as a tribute to my grandfather?

'Mani, Senthil, Sudarshan, Elon Musk, sir'

I paid fees for these same names last year

'They failed last year, sir'

You had better warn them If they fail again, I won't sponsor them

- Okay? - 'Okay, sir'

Appa

- Need to talk to you, pa - Tell me

Jessica and I

I know...I know

You love each other, right?

Soooper, superb

Crossing barriers of caste and religion

You fell in love with a girl from a different country!

Grandpa...grandpa He is rocking...rock star!

He has touched the skies and beyond, grandpa

Wow!

But Jessica's dad doesn't approve, pa

Forget him Who is he to approve?

- Her appa, pa - Dad...daddy

You are to blame, son

You think all fathers will be like me with a magnanimous heart and broad minded

Other fathers will behave cheap like this

I'll handle it

- Thanks, pa - What a beautiful selection!

The disgrace I faced because of your sister has been wiped clean by this choice

I love France and French people

You know

How can we forget the French Revolution?

French Revolution is the foundation of socialism

'Goosebumps'

You convinced a French girl to fall in love with you?!

My dear son

Father of Communism Karl Marx I feel I've chosen a bride from his family!

Uncle, you have somehow misunderstood my lineage

- What are you saying? - I am not French

- British - You said 'Cambridge' the other day

Yes, pa, she is from Cambridge

Choose one and stick to that

Cambridge or British?

Cambridge city

Britain country

Then you told me 'Cambridge...French'

You aren't from France?

No, pa, Britain

Then those who live in Cambridge

Are they British?

So you're a British girl?

Yes, uncle

'Respected Mr Veluchamy'

I thought Cambridge is in France

It's okay, pa

Only 200 km difference between France and Britain

Problem is not 200 km

- Problem is 200 years - What is the problem, pa?

Do you know how your grandfather died?

Your father was killed by British en mass-

What the hell! Her grandfather killed my grandfather

That isn't my grandfather

Not your grandfather Your neighbor's grandfather

Your best friend's grandfather

Some trash of a tramp roaming in your area

That trash of a tramp's trash of a grandfather

Some British grandfather killed our grandfather

That's how the British are

How can you be so mean, uncle?

We have also contributed to the good of this country

We were the ones who gave you railways, hospitals, schools

We provided education

And the most noble act

Even freedom we gave you!

Did you hear that?

They gave us freedom it seems

That means were Gandhi, Bhagat Singh and Chandra Bose playing video games?

No, pa, all British-

AIYO! Don't utter the word 'British' to me

SOUNDS AWFUL TO MY EARS!

I gave you so much freedom

How many countries are in this world to choose from

Chile, Guinea, Czechoslovakia Kazakhstan, Japan, Antarctica

- No, pa, I- - OH GAWD! I KNOW

Antarctica is a continent and not a country!

No human population, only ice and snow

I made a mistake in the flow of words

You hang on to every word I say like a monitor lizard!

Listen! You can marry anyone you want

But I cannot accept a British girl as daughter-in-law of this house, I will not

I just cannot do so

Cambridge...London

You are searching in Japan!

Where are you going?

Tell me, where are you off to?

I wanted to meet Jessica

Meet Jessica and-

Apologize to her

Poor girl! She must be really upset

Sorry, huh?

You want to apologize to her for a few words I spoke

They treated us like slaves for 200 years

They killed my grandfather Veluchamy

Did we get an apology for that cruel act?

How many years have sped past

How many Prime Ministers have come and gone?

Did any of them apologize to us?

What will you tell her?

'My father is a fool Doesn't know anything'

- Am I right? - Cha...cha!

I won't tell her you don't know anything

Will you tell her I'm a fool then?

Don't think you are always right, pa

- You poked your nose in Malar's lif- - You are stepping out of line!

Super!

You've become British

You are looking at everyone as a slave

Is your name still Anbu?

Or have you changed your name to Nelson Mandela or Emma Watson?

Nelson Mandela is African

- Emma Watson is a lady - Okay, da

Anything I say will seem wrong in your eyes

When the right words I speak seem wrong to your ears

Then if by mistake I say something wrong, it will only seem wrong to you

Do me a favor

For having given birth to you

For blowing your nose and cleaning your butt

Pack all my clothes I'll walk out of this house

- I didn't mean it like- - I know, da

You'll head straight to her place and apologize

Take the next flight to British and settle there

- Am I right? - Appa, I am your son

How will I leave you and go?

'Sir, passport'

Passport?!

Appa, let me collect it

- PASSPORT! - Don't yell, give it

Bringing the roof down! Were you an ice cream vendor?!

To which country, da?

British, huh?

Visa is to visit a country Passport is general, pa

- You don't know all that - I don't know!

I don't know anything

I am 'Unknown Unknown' you see

Otherwise would she ask me 'what is Gummuru Tappuru'?

What is your problem, pa? Gummuru Tappuru or British?

Everything...every single thing

Get lost!

Get lost, huh?!

- Where are you going? - Just stepping out to step back in!

I am going in, don't worry

Hi Jessica

I've been waiting to see you since this morning

Hi

Hi Jessica

I'm in a terrible situation

Answer my question

You want that girl or your dad?

I want that girl in my life

I want to be the son-in-law for that girl's father

The children of that girl need a grandfather, da

That's why I want my father, da

Are you in this deep a depression?

- Who is sinking in depression? - You, of course

I'll solve this problem now

You guys are going overboard

I'm texting her now

"Angry, not talking to me, queen, o' queen"

"Without your tender hugs again my heart beats in pain, o' pain"

"Avoiding me and annoyed, queen, o' queen"

"Without your tender hugs again my heart beats in pain, o' pain"

"I dialed your # as your new found beloved"

"To my phone you texted 'who are you?' instead!"

'Who am I?' [Tamil]

'Hey! Who am I?' [English]

'Who am I?' [Telugu]

'Who am I?' [Malayalam]

'Who am I?' [Tamil]

'Hey! Who am I?' [English]

'Who am I?' [Telugu]

'Who am I?' [Malayalam]

"Even if you 'unfollow' me love will bloom surely"

"Whether we hit or hug tight our love will be a sweet delight"

"No sleep for past 2 days, missy"

"Why don't you show me some mercy?"

"My heart is soft as cotton, dearie Why do we need a mediator, tell me?"

"You and I can become 'we' if we love each other truly"

"Butts in your dear daddy for no reason as baddie"

"Like a cycle without any brake you made me run in circles; love's sake"

"You are # 1 in my dice game"

"This prince of Devanakottai fame fell for this English madame!"

'Who am I?' [Tamil]

'Hey! Who am I?' [English]

'Who am I?' [Telugu]

'Who am I?' [Malayalam]

'Who am I?' [Tamil]

'Hey! Who am I?' [English]

'Who am I?' [Telugu]

'Who am I?' [Malayalam]

"Angry, not talking to me, queen, o' queen"

"Without your tender hugs again my heart beats in pain, o' pain"

"I dialed your # as your forever beloved"

"To my phone you texted 'who are you?' instead!"

'Who am I?' [Tamil]

'Hey! Who am I?' [English]

'Who am I?' [Telugu]

'Who am I?' [Malayalam]

"Come, rock & roll Heart & soul"

- Appa - Tell me?

I don't want coffee Come to the point

I told you so

Did you read the newspaper today, pa?

I read it early in the morning

I think you must be reading for the first time

That's why you find it so exciting, tell me

A town is paying tribute to John Pennycuick, pa

- Where does he hail from? - A city called Kimberly

Country?

British, pa

Hereafter mention the country and then tell me the name of the city

That's why I got confused

But he's a good soul, pa

He sold all his assets and built a dam for us, pa

People in South districts regard him as their godfather, pa

Even now babies born in January in Theni, Bodi are named after him

There are many good British also, pa

Go on

Pennycuick is a good man

Then you'll tell me General Ashe is even more noble

Your grandfather didn't die in the hands of the British

He ate candies in the corner shop down our road and unable to pay his debt

He committed suicide

I forgot to mention the most important person

Our Jessica

She has a heart of gold

She knows our tradition very well

She is an expert folk dancer including dancing like chicks

She knows Thirukkural back to front

Tell me more

I don't know whatever you said now, uncle

Jessica

But I know this

You are a very good person, uncle

You are not an ordinary person

Most of the people

Concerned about religion, caste, money

That's all they think of

But according to you all are equal

You think this is a world without any borders

I have heard of only fathers who resort to honor killing in India

But you are something else, uncle

You're really great, uncle

But you are stuck when it comes to British

I hope some day

You will accept our love

V.O.C said he would come No sign of him yet

- Grandpa - What?

What brings you here?

I just wanted to meet you

I wanted to see you

Why, grandpa?

How is our Subramani?

Subramani is dead, grandpa

Is he dead?

I knew for sure even when he was alive

That he will die one day

My 6th sense told me

You didn't tell me why you wanted to see me?

- A small problem, grandpa - Tell me

You know my son Anbu

He is in love with a foreign girl

First I thought that girl was French and I said 'okay' happily

But then it turned out she is-

British, grandpa

British...?

Don't stand in front of my eyes, go away

How can you accept a British girl as your daughter-in-law?

Grandpa, listen

She seems to be a good girl, grandpa

But British

You say she is a good girl

Then you say she is British

But British girls do have a special charisma of their own

- GRANDPA! - I didn't mean it in that sense

Generally British are fair skinned and have a glowing beauty unique to them

- I meant that - That's what, grandpa

What will society say if I consent to Anbu marrying that girl?

I am so confused, grandpa

Grandson's love

Wonder how the tongues will wag!

To top it all, British girls have a charm of their own

I got the answer

- Grandpa - Go and buy 2 kilo brinjal

Don't play the fool with me, grandpa

Go and buy 2 kilo brinjal

- You...? - Yours truly!

Brinjal or bloody onion!

It was my lifetime question Who will answer now?

You buy and come back I'll answer your question

You go and buy, go!

His life is a question mark Lifetime question it seems!

I have to sleep again

I must dream in my sleep

My grandpa has to feature in it

And grandpa has to be in the same mood!

Answer...answer

What, Boopathy?

Why do you look upset?

A British fellow is trying to steal my land, sir

- British chap? - Yes

Is he still eyeing our land?

Yes, in the most cruel manner

Our boy Anbu has complained to the police that I've looted that piece of land

- What audacity! - Yes, sir

Leave now

Let's challenge that British fellow

Come, sir Let's confront him

But he's scaring everyone claiming he has a gun with him

- Gun, huh? - Yes, sir

You think a gun can scare us?

So many guns have been pointed at my grandpa's face

Um...I have a suggestion

Write a letter

How can you own Indian land when you belong to England?

Yours bravely Ulaganathan

Fling that letter on his face

Okay, sir

Er...stay there Don't come back

I'll talk to Anbu by then

Okay, sir

Gun or gin

- Hey! - Sir?

Truth will triumph, my boy

- Oh God! - Hey! Only you will be the winner

Don't be anxious, go

I got slightly confused, sir, bye

I know, pa

You've realized your folly

This is your nature, pa

First you'll lose your cool

Then you'll regret the harsh words you spoke

Pa, you're a volcano only on the exterior

You are ice that melts heart of hearts, pa

- Why aren't you saying anything? - You spoke everything

What's left for me to say?

But I can't talk the way you think, son

What else, pa?

That British chap is trying to steal Boopathy's land

What should you do as an Indian?

Shouldn't you rise in revolt against him?

You are complaining falsely against this innocent Boopathy instead?

First withdraw your complaint

Appa, you don't know anything

Boopathy is actually a villain He is deceiving you cleverly

Malign anyone you want

But don't deride Boopathy

Do you know what a wonderful boy he is?

2 or 3 years ago

I don't remember clearly

On that day, August 15th

I hoisted our flag in 3 places in our village

On the way back

"We will sing tapping out feet joyfully"

"For we have got our independence duly"

[Poet Bharati's song from 'Naam iruvar']

Pa, you said something and stopped half way

- What? - You were telling me some incident

- You stopped half way - Half-

I said chocolates were distributed

- I don't understand, pa - You won't

You won't understand

Any person in this town

Let any single person speak badly of Boopathy

I'll apologize to that British fellow

I'll give him back his land

Satisfied?

Ap-

It will be good if someone can tell my father, Boopathy is a bad soul

Who will tell?

Shall I?

Mahesh, our student

Jessica

Can I ask you something?

Go ahead

Does this land really belong to you?

Anbu!

I wanted to ask something else I was disturbed and blabber-

Let's not discuss my appa

Let's talk about our children

Do you want a son or a daughter?

If we have a son I'll name him Charlie Chaplin

Why?

I love Charlie Chaplin

I love him too

That hat, that stick He will walk in a funny way

Soooper!

How boldly he made so many movies against Hitler during World War II?

I like that courage of his

He went up to Hitler, one on one and said, 'Hey! Come out, Hitler'

Oh gawd! Soooper

That's the reason I love him

I have one more reason

- I have many reasons - Tell me

- You tell me - No...no, you first

- You go first - Your turn

You tell me and based on that I'll add on

[mobile ringing]

- Tell me - 'Dude'

'A chap who knows about Boopathy is coming from abroad'

'We'll take him to your father'

Yes!

'Stop it'

Who are all of you?

Sir, my name is Anbu

Mine is a beauuutiful love story, sir

Did I come here after 5 long years just to listen to your love story, huh?

Condense your matter and tell me

You must malign someone as bad to his father, sir

Whaaat? Bad-mouth someone?

- Bad...real bad - Yes, bad-mouth

Hey!

It is a real bad vice to bad-mouth someone

I'm getting bad vibrations if you stand near me

Go and meditate

Bad-mouth

- Bad- - Get lost!

'She looks the same'

'I am coming back after 5 years'

'Eagerly waiting for the feast tonig-'

'Lock down' for my love-mood

- That bad- - Who are you guys?

Hiiiii appa!

- Come...come - Sugar cube

- Sweety pie - Where is your daddy?

There he is!

Not that uncle This is your appa

Can't believe, eh?

Give my son

I am right here and whom are you pointing to?

He's my son, mind you!

He's as good as our son Doesn't matter, sir

That bad matter-

Don't brand me as bad from head to toe

There's a Hyde inside me hiding Don't force me to bring him out

Leave now

- Sir...sir - Move aside

- Saraswathy - Sarasu!

'What familiarity?'

'As if they know my wife very well!'

Are they frequent visitors here?

Go in, sir We can talk it over

[humming]

[chorus humming]

You sing the entire song, I'll leave

Appa...appa 1 minute

- Let's finish the first verse! - Sit down, pa

He has come only to talk to you

'What should I say?'

Tell him the crimes Boopathy committed

You've come here to malign Boopathy to me?

Go ahead

Boopathy is not ordinary Boopathy

'Land' Boopathy

He'll make a scam out of all Govt schemes, sir

TV, mixie, grinder given by both political parties

He has all the gadgets in his house

Current Chief Minister Stalin announced a scheme of Rs 1000 for housewives, sir

He changed his name from Boopathy to Gomathy and he is getting that too

He didn't even pass 10th grade, sir

Till date he is availing the Plus 2 scholarship, sir

He takes a totally unconnected person to an unconnected function as chief guest

'Why feel bad to tell you?'

He is like a chameleon that changes colors, sir

He doesn't have any more colors to change, sir

I want to believe whatever you're telling me

Okay, where are you coming from?

Tell him, sir You've come from abroad

Abroad, sir

Abroad where?

Wa...Washington I am working, sir

How did you get a job in Washington?

My friends are in Australia, sir

I went to stay with them and automatically got a job in Washington, sir

'Why feel bad to tell you?'

Ji

'Oh gawd!'

So you are working in Washington city in Australia?

- Am I right? - Perfect, sir

Is it the police station?

Isn't it Inspector Angaiyarkanni speaking?

Sir...sir...sir No need, don't call

'Sir, why call the police?'

What crime did he commit?

True that

He was working in Washington in Australia

What's wrong with that?

- Why shouldn't he work in Australia? - Hey!

Shut up! Forever scared of your dad

Tell me, my dear boy

Where are you working?

I swear I am working in Washington in Australia

Angaiyarkanni

I am coming from Pondicherry jail, sir

'Why feel bad to tell you?'

- You were in jail? - Yes, sir

If I sell grass and herbs often in Gandhi beach

Police will catch me

How can they nab you even if you sell grass and herbs?

Grass and herbs are slang words for 'ganja' sir

'Why feel bad to tell you?'

- Get up, I say - Sorry, sir

Where is Australia?

Where is Washington?

Listen, the whole world is now in my head

Now I am 'Known Known'

- Get out of my house - Sir...sir...sir

I'll tackle the three of you alone later

- Get out - Okay, sir

- Special appearance on top of it - I said I won't come

He deals in drugs on rare occasions

Why have you stooped so low for the sake of that British girl?

Brought a fraud in here and made him lie to me

- No, pa, he was- - No need, son

Best solution, get married to her

Go and settle down there

Do me a favor

Pack all my clothes in a bag

I'll leave

Hold it

You said you were going to Chennai

[cricket commentary]

Don't worry, Anbu

Everything will be alright

Your dad doesn't like me My own father doesn't like me

- What a mess! - We'll deal with it

- Happy birthday, da - Not me, wish him

Wish him on my behalf

- Happy birthday - Thank you

- It's a great party - No need all that, sit, dear

Wrong on my part to pledge your bike But you asked me for a treat!

Jessica is here too

Let us cut the cake and start celebrating

Don't ruin this mood

[cricket commentary]

India just lost They are rejoicing

Happy now?

HEY!

What are you celebrating?

Hey! Leave us alone

You are celebrating India's defeat

Don't behave like a lunatic, just leave

England girlfriend

You are celebrating England's victory

Yes, I say, I am celebrating

So what?

All of you, come here

Look, he is celebrating India's defeat

Let me tell you once more

You are creating a ruckus unnecessarily, leave us alone

Who is talking unnecessarily?

You went and complained about me to the police

You took Vasanth also and complained to your father

Let me ask you this out of sheer curiosity

Why does it bug you if I steal that white man's land?

Hey! You are a big fraud

You'll loot all the land in town and you think everyone will sit quiet?

- Return his land to him - What did you say?

Return the land to its British owner Or else you're dead meat, be warned

What will you do if I don't?

Hold him Careful, bro

How dare you hit my boss!

Oh gawd!

You broke his skull

You are bleeding badly, bro

Oh gawd!

- Why did he do this? - Let's rush to the hospital

'I'll get even with you'

'Come, bro Lift him'

You bloody well return the land to its rightful owner

'What arrogance after breaking his skull'

'Lift him'

'Let's go, bro'

All because of you

I'll come and get even with you

- Awesome fight - Thanks, dude

- Unbelievable! - Thanks, dude

- How's the celebration? - I misunderstood you, Anbu

I thought you were like all other Indians

You're a gentleman

Would you like to join us for lunch tomorrow?

Yes, uncle

'One route has been cleared'

'Our honorable Governor has hoisted our national flag'

'At the same time, we can see flowers being showered in our fla-'

- Did Boopathy come here? - No

- Would you like coffee? - Drink it yourself, pah!

Acting over smart when I offer left over coffee!

I have to tell you something important

I have an important task to do

If urgent, tell me I'll sit right here

Doesn't matter, pa What I wanted to say-

'Respected Mr Veluchamy'

Kalai

Hey!

- Has Boopathy come? - No

Why hasn't he come?

How will I know, dear?

He'll come He'll be here now

Super, sir Happy Independence Day

Happy Independence Day

Happy Independence Day

Isn't June 12th National Day for you?

British National Day?

British National Day

I don't understand

Sir, when England defeated India in cricket

Your son celebrates and even cuts a cake!

That British girl and her father drink and make merry rejoicing, sir

Your son will fall for a British girl

He will bash up Boopathy and support her

- You want to hoist our flag, very good - What?

My son beat up Boopathy?

Boopathy, what happened?

Nothing, sir

Sir, hoisting a flag in 2 minds half-heartedly

Making us believe you

Wishing us against your conscience

Why enact all this drama, sir?

Is this all you've understood me all these years?

You've accepted a British girl as your daughter-in-law

Now you intend grabbing Boopathy's land and giving it to her father

What is this, Boopathy? Even you don't believe me?

Sir, how can you ask me this?

Sir, you are always my hero I came only to invite you

But they prevented me, sir

Forget a piece of land, sir I'll sacrifice my life for you

- But your 'in-laws' - Hey!

Why do you keep harping on that British family, huh?

All of you gathered here come along with me

We will go to her house

Whether my in-laws-

Chee! We'll see who backs off That white man or me

- Come along - Let's go

He seems so confident Let's see the outcome

Hey white man Come outside

Do you think you can get your way using my innocent son as your bait?

Come out, I say

Oh God! Look who is stepping out?!

- Appa? - 'Are they hand in glove?'

- How come you are here? - I've been here from morning

- Wretched fellow! - What brings you here, pa?

Any problem, pa?

Now we know Let's go home

Hey! Wait

- You get out first - No, pa

- I came for- - Clear out!

I asked you to clear out

'I am already outside I should get out of outside, huh?'

Hey! Come out, man

Sir, if you call out 'sammandhi' I think he may step out

I know how to address him Just shut your gob

Hey! Bloody well come out

Aiyaiyo! Sir

He has got a gun on him, sir

Do you think you can get related to me by marriage?

If you want me to I'll gladly do so

I say, pepper, cardamom, poppy seeds

You stole all the spices from us

Do you think you can loot what's next in your list?

That land belongs to me, sir

Who told you that land belongs to you?

My grandfather told me

What did your men do to Netaji Subhas Chandra Bose?

I don't know

How convenient! Your grandfather kept quiet but told you this alone?

Bloody hel-

Let him go

[clamor of voices]

Aiyo!

You have the gall to lay your hand on an Indian!

Please hear me out

Why the hell should I listen to you?

You damn well listen to me

Listen, this land belongs to Boopathy

You will bloody well return all the documents pertaining to it

Apologize to everyone with a sincere 'sorry'

The word 'sorry' Understand?

Otherwise I will sit in this same spot and start a silent protest

Keep preaching about my country

That is my land

And I can prove it to you

Please, sir, come inside and let's talk about it

- Take your hand off me - Let go of our sir

[overlap of angry voices]

Pull sir over to this side

Sir!

Aiya!

- Oh gawd! - Appa!

- Sir...sir - Hey! Hey

Don't touch me I don't need your help

- Careful, sir - Sir-

Move...move aside

I'm very sorry, sir

- I didn't mean to- - I'm glad

Very glad!

It was my grandfather then Today it is my turn!

Super

Super, sir

Appa?

- Sir...sir - Done and dusted!

'Matter over Chapter over'

A parent's heart thaws in a second whereas children can be stone hearted

Father is covered in a mud-pack Son is enjoying a cracker-snack

Oh my God!

What's this muck all over?

Mud and muck I love playing in it

So I dived right into a puddle

I rolled over and directly-

Stand right there

- Pa, hear me out- - Don't step inside

- Oh gawd! - Get out

This isn't your home any longer

People respected me all these years I've lost their respect because of you

- Not that, pa - Don't say a word

I meant this is your bag!

What does it matter which bag?

Just take a bag and get out, that's all

- Get lost! - Poor thing! Don't do this

"O' eldest son, do not be perturbed"

"Do not worry about facing solitude"

"Your father is God indeed"

'Tell him not to leave'

Anbu

[song from 'Arunachalam']

Bro, it seems that British man and our Ulaganathan sir fought

Fought, huh?

That white man yelled 'Go away, Indian and pushed our sir to the ground

Not only pushed him but rolled him in mud and muck

- Good lord! - Did he stop with just that?

Stamped on his chest

When the white man yelled, 'You Indian!'

A piglet pounced on sir from out of nowhere

Sir and that piglet rolled and scrolled!

I couldn't stand that sight

I was cornered

I was helpless

My poor sir!

Respected Mr Veluchamy

Now tell me, should all of us sit at him and relish 'biriyani'?

Or should we revolt?

- We will protest - We will revolt

I can't hear you

Louder!

Let's revolt Follow me

We will revolt

British hatred is embedded deep in his heart

- Pccht! - True

If something is dinned into their heads when young

Even when they become an adult it will stay firm in their minds

Same with our appa

Ego

He'll dance for no reason and now our people have tied anklets to his feet

On top of it, they made him roll in all that muck and mire

Extreme egoistic mind-set now

Only one love

Looks like a world war will be waged!

Tell me

Anbu, there's a problem here

[voices in protest]

Daddy, don't go

What are you doing?

This is dangerous

You deserve this

Anbu told us to stay in

He will take care Please don't go there

William, will you leave our town of your own accord?

Or should we make you flee?

What is this? No answer from him

Looks like we should make him flee

Come with me

Even with a broken skull your brain doesn't mend?

Who said my brain is under my skull?

Shall we begin our fight?

Bro...careful

- Are you okay? - Nothing, I'm fine

Go and hit him, da

Good lord!

'Bash him up'

'Targeting me here again!'

Rip him apart

Aim at them

Nab him

Catch hold of him

Hey dude, save me

Bat

Oh gawd!

- No need...no, don't - Want to get thrashed?

I will hit-

Come...come, give me a hand

Get hold of him

Spin it around

Hit him...hit him

Bash him up

I'll finish you off

Why are you hitting me?

- Let go - No, I won't

- I'm telling you to let go - I won't, you'll bash me then

- Then I'll do the honors - Take this!

Is it stinging?

Dai! Don't you dare!

- Don't try your luck - Want this? Come and get it

Dude, catch

- 'My arms ache hitting you! - Stop it'

Take this...and this I'll make mincemeat out of you

Vanakkam, sir

Sir, he's the one hitting everyone defending that British girl, arrest him

Let me explain to you, sir

Save your explanations for our Inspector in the station

- Come...come - Constable, pack them in the jeep

Sir, we are from an ordinary background

Please act according to law and justice, sir

Otherwise-

Otherwise?!

Google Pay, PhonePe If you tell us which app

- We'll transfer and leave - Yes, sir

You'll try and grease my palm

Quite capable of short cuts

Come this side

You'll laugh if India loses in a cricket match

You'll break the skull of one who questions your act

You'll bash up our own people supporting the British

You'll do all this and act like you are a gentleman

Sir, stand in one spot and speak

I am scared, sir

Do you know who you are?

Anti-Indians who support the British

Who is anti-Indian?

They tried to thrash the British

We went to save them out of humanitarian concern, sir

Don't keep harping on anti-Indians, sir

My heart is protesting!

We feel a surge of patriotism too

OH!

Patriotism

I'll ask you a few questions

If you answer properly

- I'll agree you are a true patriot - Okay, sir

[clearing throat]

In 1947-

India attained Independence on August 15th 1947

- That was a Friday too - Genius, dude!

You didn't even let me finish my question

'Patriotism, 1947'

What is 19x47?

- Tell me - Sir?

How is that connected with patriotism?

That's mathematics, sir Just numbers

There's no connection between 1947 and patriotism?

1947 is just numbers like 1,2,3

Alright

India got gold medal in Olympics for what?

For winning, sir?

I don't follow sports too much

Only studies, sir

Oh!

Then I'll question you from the syllabus

Why did Akbar plant trees?

Sir, Akbar didn't plant trees

King Ashoka did!

Dai!

- How dare you act cheeky? - No, sir

- Are you a scientist in History? - No, sir

- Answer this now - Sir

Who are the Cheras, Cholas and Pandyas?

Sir, one is Chera

Another is Chola, sir

- Remaining one is Pandya - Yes, sir

'Maybe he was working in Vijay TV!'

Don't know

You don't know patriotism You don't know History either

'Don't know the extent of our national debt'

Do you have any responsibility?

We have voted, sir

Legislative Assembly or Parliament?

Don't know

Lok Sabha or Rajya Sabha?

Don't know that too

Chairman or Councilor

No clue

At least do you know the word 'mayor'?

Anyone above 18 is a mayor, sir

Hey! That's 'maJor'

Fine, then what about 19+?

- '19 - Maybe minor'

Hey! That falls under major too

- Even minors will know this - Ohhh! Right, sir

Carrying such a heavy load of knowledge where do you all work?

I run a bakery, sir

- I work there - So do I, sir

- I work in the same bakery - He's lying

He teaches Social science, sir

Hey! Are you a teacher?

What's capital of England?

- London, sir - London, sir

God save me!

Get me water to drink

- Sir - I thought so

I thought as much

You don't know anything about India

But bang on about anything and everything about England

Alright

[clearing throat]

1 final question about England

Tough question

Which nation are you patriotic to?

I'll find out with your answer

- Ready? - It will be an easy question, be alert

Starts with E-N-G, as Eng

Ends with L-A-N-D, land

Name 1 such country

ENG is 3 letters, JAIL is 4

Do you know?

None of you want to answer because you'll get caught

It is a tough question, sir No one will know the answer

'England, sir'

Hey! Your General Knowledge is superb

Accused answers promptly while the teacher stares blankly

But this is confirmed for sure

- If I sow the seeds of your patriotism - Turn, dude

Trees will touch the sky in just 4 months!

- Hasn't he come? - Hey...dai!

Sir...?

You have a high degree of patriotism, boys

Thank you, sir, we've been saying this from the start

Not over our own nation

- Another nation - Sir!

Not just this town

You shouldn't be in this country

What did we say that was so wrong, sir?

Sir...sir...sir

Exactly my thought too

Who is shouting out there?

We'll beat you black & blue if you step out

Welcome, sir

Please give a just verdict

Silence! Stop shouting

- He is a traitor - Telling you to maintain peace & order

'Don't let him escape'

Sir, Jessica

- Let me have 2 minutes with her - Go

Don't allow him

Don't let him talk to her

Wait...wait

Sir...?

My daughter is doing her BTech, 3rd year

Forever watching Korean web series

BTS group it seems Boys who sing and go viral online

Ever since she saw that Boy Band she is hell bent on marrying a Korean

And wants to settle in Korea, sir

Who is the sole culprit? This fellow standing here

- What did I- - Sir

My 2nd daughter eloped with an American, sir

She took a flight one night to America

It was night over there too

She left USA and flew down here, sir It was midnight when she landed

Total darkness My life is pitch dark, sir

I blame this calamity on his love, sir

'Not only that, sir'

We find it so tough to hook a local female

He has hooked a British girl, sir

I am burning with envy Head to toe, sir

'What pretense innocence!'

Being Ulaganathan's son, I asked him to name my new born baby

Anbu named my baby Elizabeth Taylor, sir

Should a tailor's daughter become only a tailor?

'Look at his wicked thought'

Sir, more than everything

Our dear Ulaganathan sir

Must be about 5 feet, sir

That British fellow pushed him in a 5' hole in front of all our people

And stamped him flat as a 'dosa', sir

He pushed our sir who loves his motherland in mud and muck

I couldn't bear that sight, sir

Sir, they are enacting a drama

What? Drama?

- Brother - Drama, huh?

If protecting our nation is drama to you

We will rise in revolt

Silence! Silence please

Silence!

If revolting for the sake of our nation is drama

- We will protest - One more point

- For our nation - 2 will do

We are part of a drama troupe, sir

Yes, sir, we belong to Devanakottai drama troupe

- Yes...yes - Will all of you pipe down?

Tell them, sir

Based on my experience and knowledge I possess

Here and now, immediately, this instant

Spontaneously announce a verdict

'Give us your verdict in our favor'

'This seems super spontaneous!'

'This is not an ordinary local problem'

'It is our national issue'

'This issue erupted because an Indian fell in love with a British girl'

The hearts and minds of both sides have been hurt because of this occurrence

- Yes, sir - Further

Pride and prestige of our nation has been shamed and defamed

That too, on our Independence Day is a case of deeper distress

- Yes, sir - Needles in my heart!

Taking the uncommon nature of this incident into account

With the responsibility of maintaining law & order

Anbu's love being the root cause of all distress and disorder

It has been temporarily banned

[shouts of consensus]

It has been decided to exile Anbu from our town

This is injustice, sir

The disputed land should be given to Boopathy

- 'What you've decided is unjust, sir' - Which?

Which century are we in? How can you exile me?

Wait...wait

We had a similar case in the neighboring State, sir

A boy like Anbu was causing trouble and he was sent out of his home town

Suppose I disregard your verdict because he is pleading

If someone in this crowd throws a stone on his father's head

- Of course, sir - Only my head will roll!

- Understood our problem? - This is injustice, sir

- Don't do this, sir - Escort him

Escort him carefully

'He may take the girl with him'

'So escort him alone'

I want to talk to him

Anbu

Do you still think you can live in this village?

You know I'm not against Anbu now

But there's no respect for us here

I've completely lost hope

That's why we are leaving

'Uncle'

I need to talk to you for a few minutes

You are justified in hating us

We British have shown immense violence against Indians

Treated Indians like slaves

Decades have passed and still that hatred remains

My grandma told

India always hugs everyone

India gives life, she believes

But looks like I am not that fortunate, uncle

Such a kind person like Anbu

I never thought I would lose him because of a senseless feud

All I believed was Anbu would be my life partner through thick and thin

But I didn't think he would remain as a mere memory

These are our original land documents, uncle

And one more thing, uncle

For all the injustice you have had to face because of us all along

On behalf of all British people

On behalf of everyone who stood as a reason for this

Sorry, uncle

Sorry

I am reporting 'live' from Devanakottai limit

To watch this incident of exiling Anbu from our town

A whole village is assembled here

You are watching that now

Let's ask this elderly gentleman here

- Are you at least on Twitter? - Sir

Hello, City Cable

Has such an event happened many times earlier also?

Or is this the first time?

Earlier this has happened several times

But this is the first time!

Did you hear that? How eagerly people are waiting

[clamor of voices]

I think Anbu has come

Let's continue to watch what happens now

'Anbu is here and behind him the villagers are thronging'

'District Revenue Officer Police inspector'

'Villagers are assembled here'

'Anbu is about to cross the line This white line is our border'

'He is crossin- Anbu is NOT crossing the line'

'He has halted'

'Check if the villagers are protesting Turn the camera'

Look, he's acting

Don't fall for it, he is tricking us Ask him to step out first

We have no room for traitors, sir

You are a disgrace to our village, go away

- Go away - Clear out

Stop it!

Why should I leave this village?

What crime did I commit?

I won't leave this place What will you do?

Why are you glaring at us after falling for a British girl?

Did you follow anything related to India?

I did, 100% more than any of you here

Only because I followed that pledge 'All Indians are my brothers and sisters'

I fell in love with a British girl!

I fell in love with a British girl!

Guava with seeds, red ripe guava, sweet guava

Sweet guava, red and ripe guava Fresh and delicious guava

Grandma, I've started just now

Please leave us

Guava with seeds, red ripe guava, sweet guava

Yov! What have you got to say in your defence?

Do you know the meaning of patriotism?

'What have you contributed to our nation?'

You want to know our contribution?

I made my daughter draw the map of India in the 'kolam' contest

We infused patriotism like mother's milk, man

That's true love for our nation

After watching Arjun's film

I shout the slogan 'India! India!' with fervor, do you know that?

Hey! When your father asked you to join the army

Weren't you the one who jumped over a wall and ran?

Whole town knows, huh?

Is this your so called patriotism?

I'll tell you what slot you fit into

In a war between India and Pakistan you'll think minimum 100 people should die

I'll think there shouldn't be a single casualty in both countries

Are you preaching to us?

So if the Chinese attack should we be silent?

This message isn't just for you

Applies to China, Pakistan, pan world!

'Aiyaiyo! He's quenching his thirst!'

'Looks like a marathon speech'

Jessica's grandmother roamed all over and came to India because of the war

Do you know how cold-blooded war is?

Do you know because of Ukraine war

...we face a price hike from petrol to vegetables?

Do you know the price of 1 kg bottle gourd?

At least do you know what is a bottle gourd?

Bottle gourd is 'sorakkai'

'Sorakkai'

Sir, first send him out of our village border

Border?

Do you know when I first heard of the word 'border'?

My neighbor aunty came and asked my mother

'Akka, I like your sari border'

'Is mine as good?' she asked

That's the first time I heard that word

All I know is only that border

Even a 'veshti' has a border

I don't know any other border

'Correct, brother'

'Border shouldn't exist at all it only creates problems'

- Who is that? - Me, bro

Come here, brother

- Coming - Move, sir

- Tell them about the border issue - What is it you want me to say?

Is this problem light or slight? We can't cross the border peacefully

Can't buy one full bottle

They catch us with their many tricks

He nabs us So does this police

What border are you referring to?

To bring in booze from Pondicherry

Hit you! Move aside

Make him sit in the cell

- Let me tell you only this - Hey!

You keep piling one by one as 'only this'

Anbu, your father is here

Bid him goodbye and leave

Appa

Even you haven't understood me, pa

Doesn't look like he'll go today

When I won the 1st prize in 10th standard school competition

Everyone over there asked me 'who is your father?'

Didn't I tell your name?

What is this?

What is he saying?

I was sent out of school because I questioned my teacher too much

Sent me out of college because I copied

I was sent out of the theater when the movie ended

Now you are exiling me from my home town because I fell in love

You don't like intelligent people

It was Socrates then My turn today!

- Enough! Just go - No, I won't

Only reason because I fell in love with a British girl

You stooped down to the level of doing this inhuman act

We are alive today because all the nations helped each other during pandemic

What won that day? Humanity or patriotism?

Tell me, all of you Humanity or patriotism?

- What is he asking? - Humanity?

My dear, what does 'humanity' mean?

As if I don't know the meaning

Humanity means humanity

Our sir will answer

Bloody pain!

[clearing throat]

Humanity or patriotism?

I know the right answer

But I will tell loudly so the whole world can hear

'Just like this'

I am 67 now

There may be a 66 year old and a 68 year old in our village

'But 1 man'

'Only 1 person'

Can someone be older than me at 66 years?

I'll forget the question by the time he answers

I have given you my answer

Anyway it is your turn now

'Answer boldly'

How do we answer this boy's question?

He is using a new word 'humanity' People of our caste support 'humanity'

'Vimanity!!'

Why should we copy whatever they say?

Let's choose the opposite

'Patriotism!'

Stop it!

Would you be casteist even in humanity vs patriotism?

Beyond caste, color, region, religion

When will you look at a human being with a humanitarian outlook?

When will you get that humanity?

We will get it only if we know what that blessed word means!

'My dear boy'

My dear boy When I was very young

Not knowing the meaning of E=mc squared

I ended up selling guavas

To such an illiterate old woman like me

You made me understand what 'humanity' means?

Bless you with a good life, dear

God bless you

Look how a grandmother selling guavas understood the real value of humanity

Shall we now wait and watch if the villagers understand humanity?

Camera man, turn your camera towards the villagers

My dear boy City TV, come

- Tell us, sir - From the beginning I support humanity

I was raised with humanity

After that I was born in humanity

'You tell our viewers'

I support humanity too I am always only for humanity

All of us support only the cause of humanity

Am I right, sir?

[chorus of consent]

Hey! Now tell me

Humanity or patriotism?

Humanity! Humanity!!

Love or nation?

We want both The film 'Nation of love'!

- E= - mc squared

Mc squared

Can I meet and talk to a British girl?

You can meet You can talk

You can't meet or talk to her, da

- Why? - Whole family is returning to London

Flight from Chennai at 6:00 p.m

- Sir? - Humanity...humanity!

You go Move aside

- Let's follow him - Follow where?

- We can't let you go - Looks like Jessica, stop...stop

- We are late for our flight, sir - What can I do?

Uncle, you haven't left

- Who are you? - Why have you detained him?

He is a decent man, sir

Pucca gentleman He is-

- You can't let them go? - No...no

Sooper, sir

Soooper, uncs

My darling grandma, soooper!

Don't talk to me

- Ask her not to talk to me, sir - Don't talk, madam

- Anbu - Don't talk

I am facing World War III for your sake

- You are ready to fly away - Anbu

You know what a nation of love means?

At least do you know Valentine's Day?

- Love is- - 'Enough, bro'

Started preaching here too?

Appa?

You reformed listening to my speech, pa?

You may have changed your stance listening to yourself

I am on the right foot from the beginning

- Right, son-in-law - Yes, father-in-law

Where is Boopathy? Hey! Boopathy

- Move...move - Come here

He spoilt my image

Give that to me

Here, catch

Thanks, sir

Give it to Jessica's father

- No, sir - Just hand it over

- No, sir, I can't - Where is it?

- Oh gawd! - Here, sir

Don't spare him

- Show me your palm - I know my blood is red, sir

- Let me go - No, wait

Shut up! There's a small matter to prove

Don't you all have a doubt?

- Whether a white man's blood is white? - Yes, sir...yes

- Shall I clear that? - Okay...okay

- My son's appa-in-law, your hand - Won't pain

- Yes, 'sammandhi' - Your hand please

- Won't hurt too much - One small prick

Ouch!

- You saw that? Did you? - Yes, sir, you are right

- You saw, his blood is red too - Yes, sir

Everyone's blood is red

Understand Give it to me

Nasty Municipality

- Anbu? - Appa?

Here

Sammandhi, take

My dear daughter-in-law, come

Aunty, hold

Appa

"Halamathi Habibo"

[song from 'Beast']

Halamathi habibo?

I swear I don't know the meaning, dear

It was 'Gummuru Tappuru' the other day

Today it is Halamathi habibo

Lyricists like this will be roaming around our country in some nook and cranny

If only I lay my hand on such so called poets!

'Subham'

They wanted to exile you only for 1 week

Why did you come up with such an emotional speech?

You could have taken all of us to Pondicherry

We could have stayed at a resort and boozed

I saw that crowd in front of me I got emotional and words flowed out

Did it trend all over national media?

It was telecast in one single local cable TV channel

Half the areas had a power outage it seems

As far as I know there may have been 15 viewers

Doesn't matter It's alright

Sir, you gave-

That speech in City cable

Did you watch it fully?

You were superb, sir

- I have a problem - What is it?

They are cutting power for not paying the bill

Talk about that, sir

I'll bring it to the media's notice, okay?

Okay, sir

Subtitled by rekhs

"I saw you and only you, dearie I asked you to walk my life with me"

"Why do you bring with you the radiant moon in tow?"

"I swore on my dear mother I won't part from you ever"

"If you come in, I'll cherish you like the pupil of my eye, my love"

"Even when I talk about you sweetness flows from brow to toe"

"When I write your name on paper it sizzles to burn aflame, my dear"

"Will my relatives be from now on British only?"

"You profess your love to me I will subtitle it profoundly"

"Bimbilikki bimbilikki pilapi"

"Do I believe this or not, pretzel sweety?"

"Bimbilikki bimbilikki pilapi"

"If you say 'ok' shall we, dearie blow the trumpet and marry?"

"Bimbilikki"

"Pilapi"

"Bimbilikki"

"I saw you and only you, dearie I asked you to walk my life with me"

"Why do you bring with you the silver moon in tow?"

"I swore on my dear mother I won't part from you ever"

"If you come in, I'll cherish you like the pupil of my eye, my love"

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