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Ready for a story about superheroes?
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More TV superheroes.
Just what the world needs.
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Be honest, have you hung yourself yet?
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Or what if! Told you
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this was actually
a story about super-zeroes?
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Losers, achingly pathetic
meta-human goose eggs.
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How about it?
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Ready to feel better
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about your own miserable lives
for the next hour or so?
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Follow me.
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Our story begins,
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as such stories do,
with a visit to a Nazi.
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I'm sorry. Cobbler.
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Mr. Morden.
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Yes. Yes, you must be
sturmbanhfuhrer Von fuchs.
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Martinez.
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- Sorry?
- Sefior Martinez.
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Who?
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The village cobbler.
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Oh!
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Von fuchs was renowned
for his theoretical experimentation,
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offering certain enhancements
for a price.
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A price Mr. Morden
was more than willing to pay.
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Oh, I forgot.
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Mr. Morden, that's me.
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Well, it was me.
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A third-rate bad guy,
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a nameless henchman, a real...
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Nobody.
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I forked over a king's ransom
to that demented genius.
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And if I knew
what he had planned for me,
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I would have paid double.
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Can you hear me, Mr. Morden?
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Yes.
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Are you ready, Mr. Morden?
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Ready.
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Repeat after me, please.
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- The...
- The...
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- Mind...
- Mind...
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- Is...
- Is...
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- The...
- The...
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- Limit.
- Limit.
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Again.
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The mind is the limit.
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Again.
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The mind is the limit!
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Funky_.
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And now to the 1980s.
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Somewhere in this abomination
of gauche and blow,
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is a pale white ass
pumping up and down.
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The ass of a hero.
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No, not that ass.
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Uh-uh.
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Giselle?
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Giselle!
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There it is.
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Mmm! Smells like hero to me.
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Who's the fox?
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You are!
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Giselle!
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Who's the fox?
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Oh, my god.
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Giselle.
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Clara is crying.
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Really? Looks fine to me.
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She's fine, honey.
You can't be so scared of her.
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Hmm.
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Behold, the bottom rung of marriage.
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Contempt.
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How are you doing, bump?
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What?
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How the hell did you get Kate
to agree to her?
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You're a dirty old man.
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You know that? It's called trust.
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Thought you would have known that
by wife number three.
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Crash and die, babe.
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I love you too, honey.
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- Get to center, big fella.
- Little snug in here.
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Yeah, how about you cry about that
back in the box.
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Whoa!
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Whoa!
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You see that?
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Oh! Hey, there.
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- What?
- Uh, nothing, cliff.
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We racing here, bump?
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Hell, yeah.
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What the fuck?
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- You're fucking my wife?
- Cliff, I swearto god, no!
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Oh, yes, he is.
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And guess what I never have to say
when I'm banging big ol' bump?
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- Don't!
- "Is it in yet?"
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I don't know
what happened to us.
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I'm going to be better.
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I don't know what happened to us.
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I'm going to be better.
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Trainwreck's ready!
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Do you think she even knows who we are?
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Baby Ciara, your daddy's gonna be
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a big-time race car driver one day.
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I meant do you think she knows
how much I love you?
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Cliff. Cliff, wake up.
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Fudge.
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Three electrical values
drive welding principles.
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The amount of current
or amperage in a current...
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Cliff. Cliff Steele.
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My name's Dr. Niles caulder.
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Would you please nod your head
if you can understand me?
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I'm not sure
you ever really loved me, Tom.
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You know what my father used to say
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about smooth talkers like you?
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Everything before the "but" is baloney.
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I want you to
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remember what it felt like
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to move your head.
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Picture it in your mind.
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Now, I want you to move your head.
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Good.
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Very good.
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You've been
in a terrible accident, cliff.
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Much of your body
was rendered beyond repair.
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But we are getting there.
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I promise you, we're close.
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Rest.
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Buh, buh...
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Bird.
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Bird.
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Fluh, quh...
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Flew.
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Fuck.
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- Flew.
- Fuck.
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1995?
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Yes.
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Fuck. Nineteen ninety-fucking-five?
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Up-uh.
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My wife. Where...
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Where's my wife?
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Cliff, this might be
difficult to process.
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The world thinks you died in 1988.
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I'm not dead.
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And getting stronger every day.
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You motherfucker!
What did you do to me?
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- How about we take a break?
- _no__
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Chief's a good man.
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Big heart. Little odd,
maybe a little vague.
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But it comes from a good place.
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Me, I'll always tell you the truth.
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The chief told you
the world assumes you're dead.
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Did he tell you that's because
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the only part of you he was able to save
was your brain?
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No.
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Which means we need to talk
about expectations.
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What you really, really want.
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I wanna go home.
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And then,
we need to take those expectations,
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we need to give them a gentle pat
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and flush them into the ocean.
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Wha... what's that?
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Oh, my god. No!
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No. No, wait, what's that?
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I told you he wasn't ready.
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Everyone deserves the truth.
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You don't look like
the person you used to be.
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There's no getting around that.
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But...
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We found you some clothes.
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Hopefully, you'll see
you're still very much you.
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Sure.
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So, what is this place?
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My home.
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A safe place for you,
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others like you,
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to heal.
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Where's my wife?
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What do you remember, cliff?
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- Fuck you, cliff! Fuck you!
- What the fuck am I supposed to...
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Mommy!
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Just tell me she's moved on.
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It's been seven years.
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She thinks I'm dead.
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She's moved on.
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I would have.
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Leave if you're fucking unhappy.
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- Why don't you just leave?
- Who earns the money?
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I can't hold a memory.
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Everything's fractured.
Everything's bad.
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You're experiencing something
called dissociative memory.
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It'll all come back.
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The bad and the good.
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We'll get you on your feet.
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You'll start feeling
like yourself soon enough.
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Cliff Steele, Larry trainor.
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I thought he might help you
with your recovery.
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And Larry gave cliff the grand tour.
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Wheeling him around
like a couple of pony kegs
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through his home,
we 7! Come to know as...
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Doom manor.
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I thought you might like some air.
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I can't feel the air.
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Sucks to be you.
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Hey, what was it like getting
buried in a pyramid with your cat?
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Yeah, a sense of humor
helps here. So you'll work on that.
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So what's your story?
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I flew airplanes.
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Flew airplanes?
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Please. Larry trainor
was an American god.
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Air force aviator test pilot
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shortlisted for
the Mercury space program.
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An atomic age sex machine.
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How's my x-15?
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Mmm.
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Let's see.
We've got 57,000 pounds force of thrust.
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Mach 6,
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like riding a rocket ship
between your thighs.
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She's a beast.
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If you get
a chance today, look up in the sky.
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You'll see NASA's
very own rocket plane,
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the x-15, soaring into the heavens.
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Five seconds, zero-zero-eight.
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Roger.
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Two, one. Launch.
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We got a good light here, Larry.
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Check your Alpha and your heading.
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A pilot doesn't reach Larry's status
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by leaving anything to chance.
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He was prepared for everything.
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Decompression.
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Very sensitive.
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Harsh environment,
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mechanical malfunction.
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The one thing
trainor didn't count on...
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Sweet mother of god.
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Was a stowaway.
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Hold on, there's something up here.
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You're breaking up, Larry.
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Say again. Repeat.
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Hold on.
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Larry, do you read?
Let's pull it up.
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Put some g on it, Larry.
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Larry! Larry, do you read?
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Larry, come in.
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He's not responding.
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What man possessed of what grit
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could survive such a fall?
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Or was our golden boy
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newly possessed of something else?
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Larry crawled
from the wreckage that day,
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forever changed,
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in ways that would take him decades
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to even begin to understand.
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It is so important
what you're doing, cliff.
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But you know,
there's always tomorrow.
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What's drinky's deal?
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Who? Rita?
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She was an actress.
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She prefers the light here
in the evening.
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Looking terrific today, Rita.
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Mmm.
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Fuck me.
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Sometimes it helps
to picture a place you'd like to go.
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How about up the freakin' steps?
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Why go up the steps at all?
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I can't walk!
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I can't feel! I can't eat,
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I can't smell, can't shit. I can't fuck
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and I'd like to be able to do
one fucking thing for myself
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when I kiss you
and the other fucking munster here
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the sweet fuck goodbye.
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Hi, daddy.
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Seeing your daughter, that's good.
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That means
your memories are coming back.
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Maybe she's just
the inspiration you need.
272
00:18:40,412 --> 00:18:42,205
Has anyone ever left this place?
273
00:18:42,414 --> 00:18:43,540
Some have.
274
00:18:43,957 --> 00:18:45,625
Some come and go.
275
00:18:46,042 --> 00:18:48,545
Others like Larry and Rita
prefer to stay.
276
00:18:49,129 --> 00:18:50,714
Rita has her knitting.
277
00:18:50,797 --> 00:18:52,257
Larry, his horticulture.
278
00:18:53,258 --> 00:18:56,386
But to be perfectly honest,
those who leave
279
00:18:56,886 --> 00:18:59,139
find it's often more difficult
for the world out there
280
00:18:59,264 --> 00:19:01,683
to accept who they've become
than they do.
281
00:19:02,726 --> 00:19:03,893
In better news,
282
00:19:04,019 --> 00:19:05,645
I can see no mechanical reason
283
00:19:05,729 --> 00:19:07,605
why you shouldn't be able to walk.
284
00:19:08,857 --> 00:19:10,442
Keep going, cliff
285
00:19:10,567 --> 00:19:11,901
you're nearly there.
286
00:19:15,655 --> 00:19:17,782
Aren't you supposed to be not walking?
287
00:19:18,283 --> 00:19:19,284
Yeah.
288
00:19:20,243 --> 00:19:21,244
And?
289
00:19:22,579 --> 00:19:23,747
I'm remembering.
290
00:19:31,296 --> 00:19:32,756
You used to do this?
291
00:19:33,048 --> 00:19:34,215
Yeah.
292
00:19:36,468 --> 00:19:38,762
Around and around. That's it?
293
00:19:39,846 --> 00:19:40,930
Yeah.
294
00:19:43,183 --> 00:19:44,351
You were in the movies?
295
00:19:48,313 --> 00:19:49,397
Pictures.
296
00:19:50,857 --> 00:19:53,026
Lovely Rita.
297
00:19:53,109 --> 00:19:54,611
Queen of '50s cinema.
298
00:19:54,694 --> 00:19:57,322
Some critics called her
the poor man's Deborah kerr,
299
00:19:57,405 --> 00:20:00,033
some critics called her
the rich man's yvette vickers.
300
00:20:00,700 --> 00:20:02,619
Critics. What do they know?
301
00:20:02,702 --> 00:20:04,287
They're gonna hate this show.
302
00:20:05,080 --> 00:20:06,706
And action!
303
00:20:07,248 --> 00:20:10,293
"Dearest mother, today was
a fine hunt in the bush.
304
00:20:10,710 --> 00:20:14,089
Tom took down a kudu
whose horns will look magnificent."
305
00:20:16,925 --> 00:20:17,967
Sorry.
306
00:20:20,637 --> 00:20:22,263
"Whose horns will look..."
307
00:20:25,975 --> 00:20:29,729
Rita. Please.
He's the best focus puller in Africa.
308
00:20:29,813 --> 00:20:32,065
He's an eyesore, Charles.
A real liability.
309
00:20:32,190 --> 00:20:33,733
What if we cover up the arm?
310
00:20:33,858 --> 00:20:35,628
- A different set of clothes.
- Get rid of him.
311
00:20:35,652 --> 00:20:37,445
But the crew, they adore him.
312
00:20:37,654 --> 00:20:39,489
So put his name on the marquee.
313
00:20:51,584 --> 00:20:54,379
Now, Rita, you're gonna step onto
this gangplank here.
314
00:20:54,462 --> 00:20:56,005
The crocodile will turn up there.
315
00:20:56,089 --> 00:20:57,674
You'll scream bloody murder.
316
00:20:57,757 --> 00:20:59,634
And Joe'll blast 'er to Betsy.
317
00:21:00,260 --> 00:21:01,380
You think you can handle it?
318
00:21:05,056 --> 00:21:06,224
Of course.
319
00:21:09,352 --> 00:21:10,437
It's fine.
320
00:21:11,688 --> 00:21:12,856
It's totally fine.
321
00:21:13,231 --> 00:21:14,232
Great.
322
00:21:14,357 --> 00:21:16,025
Turn over. Let's go.
323
00:21:17,819 --> 00:21:20,572
Forbidden Congo, scene nine, take one.
324
00:21:24,868 --> 00:21:25,910
Ready, Rita?
325
00:21:26,703 --> 00:21:28,538
And action.
326
00:21:32,750 --> 00:21:34,230
Now up the gangplank, Rita.
327
00:21:34,919 --> 00:21:36,004
There you go.
328
00:21:36,296 --> 00:21:38,423
Like it's a lovely day. And you're...
329
00:21:50,727 --> 00:21:53,438
Why are you just standing there?
Help her!
330
00:21:53,605 --> 00:21:54,772
Help her!
331
00:22:24,719 --> 00:22:26,513
I'm fine. I'm totally fine.
332
00:22:26,763 --> 00:22:27,764
Towel.
333
00:22:29,349 --> 00:22:30,433
What?
334
00:22:30,517 --> 00:22:33,269
What is wrong with you?
You've never gone for a swim?
335
00:22:33,353 --> 00:22:34,353
Towel!
336
00:22:35,104 --> 00:22:36,564
What are you staring at?
337
00:23:04,801 --> 00:23:06,094
And away she ran.
338
00:23:06,886 --> 00:23:08,805
Monstrous Rita.
339
00:23:09,806 --> 00:23:12,225
Eventually finding her way
to the only place
340
00:23:12,308 --> 00:23:15,019
she would ever feel safe and unjudged.
341
00:23:15,228 --> 00:23:16,938
Sitting next to a brain...
342
00:23:17,814 --> 00:23:22,360
Consuming the first of what would be
three rotisserie chickens.
343
00:23:27,365 --> 00:23:28,449
One step.
344
00:23:29,617 --> 00:23:31,160
So I don't gut myself.
345
00:23:31,286 --> 00:23:32,912
Daddy.
346
00:23:37,125 --> 00:23:40,211
I used to hold my daughter's
hands when she was learning to walk.
347
00:23:40,878 --> 00:23:43,381
And she always wanted
to go up the steps.
348
00:23:43,506 --> 00:23:45,300
Always wanted to go up.
349
00:23:45,842 --> 00:23:46,926
Even after she could do it,
350
00:23:47,635 --> 00:23:49,554
after I'd given her the tools, you know,
351
00:23:49,679 --> 00:23:52,682
she'd just stand there every time,
352
00:23:52,765 --> 00:23:54,434
wanting me to help her.
353
00:23:55,727 --> 00:23:57,520
And I would get so pissed.
354
00:23:58,563 --> 00:24:00,648
"Just walk up the goddamn steps, okay?"
355
00:24:02,442 --> 00:24:04,652
So, walk up the goddamn steps.
356
00:24:31,095 --> 00:24:32,388
One more, daddy.
357
00:24:51,282 --> 00:24:54,035
- There you go, baby girl.
- You did it, daddy!
358
00:24:58,498 --> 00:24:59,916
Yeah!
359
00:25:03,670 --> 00:25:04,796
Yeah!
360
00:25:26,317 --> 00:25:29,237
My family thinks I died in a car crash
seven years ago.
361
00:25:30,321 --> 00:25:32,241
My daughter's probably grown up
without a father.
362
00:25:33,116 --> 00:25:34,492
My wife's probably moved on.
363
00:25:35,493 --> 00:25:36,828
But they deserve to know.
364
00:25:37,912 --> 00:25:39,497
And they can decide what to do with it.
365
00:25:41,124 --> 00:25:42,604
Thank you for everything you've done.
366
00:25:43,251 --> 00:25:44,460
But this...
367
00:25:45,545 --> 00:25:46,587
Isn't me.
368
00:25:48,840 --> 00:25:51,759
I'm thrilled beyond belief for you,
that you're walking,
369
00:25:53,094 --> 00:25:54,846
that you finally feel like you.
370
00:25:56,597 --> 00:25:59,392
All I wanted was to give you
a gentle place to land.
371
00:26:00,351 --> 00:26:01,853
A second chance.
372
00:26:02,729 --> 00:26:04,147
And I appreciate that.
373
00:26:13,156 --> 00:26:15,158
I think you're ready to listen to this.
374
00:26:17,785 --> 00:26:20,455
It's the phone message
I used to recreate your voice.
375
00:26:20,997 --> 00:26:22,331
I think it'll help you
376
00:26:22,999 --> 00:26:25,752
understand how your brain's
been altering your memories
377
00:26:25,835 --> 00:26:27,128
to help you cope.
378
00:26:40,391 --> 00:26:42,351
I don't know what happened to us.
379
00:26:43,686 --> 00:26:45,188
I'm going to be better.
380
00:27:00,870 --> 00:27:02,413
I don't know what happened to us.
381
00:27:03,581 --> 00:27:05,041
I'm going to be better.
382
00:27:12,173 --> 00:27:13,173
Whoa!
383
00:27:42,829 --> 00:27:45,081
Yeah! That's how you get it done, son.
384
00:27:55,258 --> 00:27:56,258
Whoo!
385
00:28:14,443 --> 00:28:16,320
I don't know what happened to us.
386
00:28:19,156 --> 00:28:20,658
I'm going to be better.
387
00:28:21,993 --> 00:28:24,287
- I know it's late.
- Hello?
388
00:28:24,453 --> 00:28:25,454
Hey.
389
00:28:33,963 --> 00:28:36,632
I don't know if you even care
how sorry I am.
390
00:28:40,428 --> 00:28:41,470
Go on.
391
00:29:09,707 --> 00:29:10,833
Who wants pancakes?
392
00:29:12,209 --> 00:29:13,210
Cliff!
393
00:29:13,294 --> 00:29:14,378
No!
394
00:29:25,097 --> 00:29:26,182
You're okay.
395
00:29:26,432 --> 00:29:28,225
No. Kate!
396
00:29:30,061 --> 00:29:31,520
Oh, god. No.
397
00:29:32,396 --> 00:29:34,899
Clara. What happened to Clara?
398
00:29:37,193 --> 00:29:39,070
I'm afraid you were the only survivor.
399
00:29:41,280 --> 00:29:44,367
No! No, no!
400
00:29:47,078 --> 00:29:48,371
No, no!
401
00:29:48,746 --> 00:29:51,082
No, no, no!
402
00:30:10,601 --> 00:30:11,936
I can't feel pain.
403
00:30:12,687 --> 00:30:14,230
No matter how hard I hit,
404
00:30:14,730 --> 00:30:16,691
where I hit, what I hit,
405
00:30:17,274 --> 00:30:18,609
I can't feel pain.
406
00:30:21,570 --> 00:30:23,114
That's mighty shitty of you, doc.
407
00:30:44,260 --> 00:30:46,470
And the years passed.
408
00:30:47,930 --> 00:30:51,726
And it's all so depressing.
I just can't.
409
00:31:35,311 --> 00:31:37,730
That's a new building
next to the police station.
410
00:31:37,855 --> 00:31:38,981
What's it say?
411
00:31:39,190 --> 00:31:40,191
Library.
412
00:31:40,316 --> 00:31:42,109
Your handwriting is an abomination.
413
00:31:42,651 --> 00:31:43,736
Robot fingers.
414
00:31:43,819 --> 00:31:44,820
Mmm.
415
00:31:45,738 --> 00:31:47,656
Daddy, I'm home!
416
00:31:49,492 --> 00:31:51,077
Oh, goodie. She's back.
417
00:31:51,160 --> 00:31:53,040
- Rita.
- Comes and goes as she pleases,
418
00:31:53,079 --> 00:31:54,580
like she owns the place.
419
00:31:55,164 --> 00:31:56,164
Who?
420
00:31:56,207 --> 00:31:57,833
Who indeed.
421
00:31:58,292 --> 00:32:01,712
Meet Jane.
Some people call her crazy Jane.
422
00:32:01,837 --> 00:32:04,590
Sixty-four personas,
each with its own special power.
423
00:32:04,673 --> 00:32:05,758
Ha-ha!
424
00:32:06,634 --> 00:32:08,594
For example, here comes Silvia.
425
00:32:08,719 --> 00:32:10,262
Spooky voice, a bit moody.
426
00:32:10,346 --> 00:32:11,972
I'm not sleepy.
427
00:32:13,099 --> 00:32:14,767
I want to speak to Jane.
428
00:32:14,892 --> 00:32:17,061
And watch now.
Here comes hammerhead.
429
00:32:17,144 --> 00:32:18,344
This one's kind of an asshole.
430
00:32:18,395 --> 00:32:21,315
Except Jane's not here,
you sissy little bitch.
431
00:32:23,192 --> 00:32:24,610
She's in a mood.
432
00:32:24,735 --> 00:32:26,821
Which one of her is in a mood?
433
00:32:27,113 --> 00:32:29,365
What the fuck?
434
00:32:29,907 --> 00:32:32,535
- Is that...
- Hammerhead, this is cliff.
435
00:32:36,622 --> 00:32:37,748
Is he a toy?
436
00:32:37,832 --> 00:32:39,083
Hammerhead!
437
00:32:40,709 --> 00:32:42,294
- Are you a toy?
- Yeah.
438
00:32:42,378 --> 00:32:44,314
Heard you the first time.
Are you a raving douche?
439
00:32:44,338 --> 00:32:46,549
Hello, hammerhead. Good to see you.
440
00:32:46,632 --> 00:32:48,175
Fuck off and die, Rita.
441
00:32:54,431 --> 00:32:55,431
Ooh!
442
00:32:56,851 --> 00:32:58,269
This your pad, big guy?
443
00:33:00,896 --> 00:33:02,314
Your man cave?
444
00:33:02,398 --> 00:33:04,024
Where the magic happens?
445
00:33:04,567 --> 00:33:06,986
Come on. Show me what you got.
446
00:33:07,945 --> 00:33:10,072
What kind of man stuff you got in here?
447
00:33:11,448 --> 00:33:12,449
Cars.
448
00:33:20,541 --> 00:33:21,584
Yeah.
449
00:33:23,544 --> 00:33:26,547
Little toy cars for a little toy man.
450
00:33:27,214 --> 00:33:29,300
I bet it gets real wild in there.
451
00:33:29,925 --> 00:33:31,510
In the wee-wee hours of the night,
452
00:33:31,594 --> 00:33:33,012
when you think no one's watching...
453
00:33:33,429 --> 00:33:35,890
Anyone ever tell you
to shut your fucking hole?
454
00:33:36,849 --> 00:33:37,850
Or what?
455
00:33:39,768 --> 00:33:41,562
Little toybot does what?
456
00:34:04,376 --> 00:34:05,377
Jane.
457
00:34:06,754 --> 00:34:07,755
Cliff.
458
00:34:08,881 --> 00:34:10,049
The robotman.
459
00:34:11,550 --> 00:34:12,968
Hammerhead told me you met.
460
00:34:14,386 --> 00:34:15,946
She tell you she grabbed myjunk?
461
00:34:18,641 --> 00:34:20,184
Hammerhead doesn't kiss and tell.
462
00:34:21,560 --> 00:34:23,600
How long you been busting
the chief's balls?
463
00:34:23,979 --> 00:34:25,439
Long before you got here.
464
00:34:26,065 --> 00:34:27,107
Seventies.
465
00:34:28,817 --> 00:34:30,497
You know how it is
when you meet the chief.
466
00:34:31,153 --> 00:34:33,739
Best day of my life.
467
00:34:35,241 --> 00:34:37,743
It wasn't all
hammerhead's fault last night.
468
00:34:38,786 --> 00:34:40,871
Next week's my daughter's birthday.
469
00:34:41,372 --> 00:34:44,124
Pretty much the 30th year
470
00:34:44,500 --> 00:34:46,460
straight that I haven't been with her.
471
00:34:47,461 --> 00:34:48,796
I'm a little on edge, I guess.
472
00:34:52,007 --> 00:34:53,592
And so it was.
473
00:34:53,717 --> 00:34:55,719
After a brief misunderstanding
474
00:34:55,844 --> 00:34:57,844
in which junk was grabbed...
475
00:34:58,514 --> 00:35:00,140
Robotman met Jane.
476
00:35:00,557 --> 00:35:03,185
And all was right and all was good.
477
00:35:04,812 --> 00:35:06,146
For now.
478
00:35:07,189 --> 00:35:08,482
It's getting dark.
479
00:35:09,692 --> 00:35:10,776
Jane?
480
00:35:12,361 --> 00:35:13,862
I'm the hangman's daughter.
481
00:35:14,863 --> 00:35:15,864
Okay.
482
00:35:17,533 --> 00:35:19,034
Do you remember what it felt like?
483
00:35:19,368 --> 00:35:20,369
What?
484
00:35:21,870 --> 00:35:22,955
To be normal.
485
00:35:23,664 --> 00:35:24,665
Like them.
486
00:35:26,917 --> 00:35:28,460
Sometimes I try to remember.
487
00:35:31,380 --> 00:35:32,965
Sometimes I hope I still will be.
488
00:35:35,551 --> 00:35:37,136
I don't even know what to hope for.
489
00:35:43,600 --> 00:35:45,019
My painting's ruined.
490
00:35:47,271 --> 00:35:48,856
Everything's gone wrong.
491
00:35:52,651 --> 00:35:53,931
Come in out of the rain.
492
00:35:55,404 --> 00:35:57,239
- Georgie, get back here.
- Why should I?
493
00:35:57,323 --> 00:35:58,907
All you ever do is talk about the war.
494
00:35:59,199 --> 00:36:02,619
And life in dumb manor
proceeded accordingly.
495
00:36:03,829 --> 00:36:05,914
So much so,
the chief felt comfortable enough
496
00:36:05,998 --> 00:36:07,666
to resume his occasional travels.
497
00:36:07,750 --> 00:36:08,768
Why did you bring me here?
498
00:36:08,792 --> 00:36:09,793
I won't be gone long.
499
00:36:10,210 --> 00:36:12,105
But there are mysterious things
in this world
500
00:36:12,129 --> 00:36:13,672
that bear keeping an eye on.
501
00:36:13,756 --> 00:36:14,923
So go, I must.
502
00:36:18,260 --> 00:36:20,179
So, we understand each other.
503
00:36:20,429 --> 00:36:21,513
Bring a condom.
504
00:36:21,597 --> 00:36:23,223
And you, behave.
505
00:36:23,891 --> 00:36:25,351
I'll be back in a few days.
506
00:36:26,143 --> 00:36:27,144
Bye, dad.
507
00:36:38,822 --> 00:36:40,657
Indifferent as they seemed,
508
00:36:40,741 --> 00:36:42,951
it did occur to each and every one,
509
00:36:43,077 --> 00:36:45,537
it had been a long time
since all four
510
00:36:45,621 --> 00:36:47,873
were in the house without dear father.
511
00:36:48,082 --> 00:36:50,459
Why, they could do anything.
512
00:36:51,377 --> 00:36:53,212
Anything at all.
513
00:36:54,338 --> 00:36:55,714
Groan.
514
00:37:01,136 --> 00:37:02,136
Wait.
515
00:37:02,179 --> 00:37:03,389
Honk, honk.
516
00:37:03,639 --> 00:37:04,639
Oh?
517
00:37:08,727 --> 00:37:09,853
Is that my bus?
518
00:37:11,271 --> 00:37:13,190
What on earth are you doing?
519
00:37:13,315 --> 00:37:14,733
What are we doing?
520
00:37:14,858 --> 00:37:16,360
We're going into town.
521
00:37:16,443 --> 00:37:19,863
After the chief
explicitly asked us not to.
522
00:37:19,988 --> 00:37:21,708
This is
your most reckless scheme yet, Jane.
523
00:37:21,949 --> 00:37:23,075
Crazy Jane.
524
00:37:25,619 --> 00:37:26,620
I'm in.
525
00:37:26,703 --> 00:37:27,703
Shocking.
526
00:37:28,372 --> 00:37:29,456
Larry?
527
00:37:30,207 --> 00:37:33,419
Um, does it matter to any of you
that the chief thinks we're not ready?
528
00:37:40,509 --> 00:37:42,553
- Rita?
- Don't be ridiculous.
529
00:37:42,636 --> 00:37:43,804
Oh, come on.
530
00:37:44,179 --> 00:37:46,515
There's a whole world out there
waiting to be seen.
531
00:37:47,266 --> 00:37:49,518
That hasn't seen you in 60 years.
532
00:37:49,893 --> 00:37:51,103
I see what you're doing.
533
00:37:51,228 --> 00:37:52,604
Playing my ego.
534
00:37:52,688 --> 00:37:53,856
I won't be played.
535
00:37:55,232 --> 00:37:56,233
Okay.
536
00:37:56,692 --> 00:37:57,860
Happy knitting.
537
00:38:03,365 --> 00:38:05,325
- Larry.
- Don't.
538
00:38:07,703 --> 00:38:08,745
Larry.
539
00:38:42,821 --> 00:38:44,990
Don't say a word.
540
00:38:45,073 --> 00:38:46,283
You look nice.
541
00:38:47,075 --> 00:38:48,243
Of course, I do.
542
00:38:51,955 --> 00:38:53,332
Don't wait up.
543
00:39:01,131 --> 00:39:02,758
Which one of you has any money?
544
00:39:16,855 --> 00:39:18,440
Be with you in a second, hon.
545
00:39:32,621 --> 00:39:34,373
- You okay?
- All good.
546
00:39:35,165 --> 00:39:36,333
Almost there.
547
00:39:43,757 --> 00:39:44,841
I don't get it.
548
00:39:47,094 --> 00:39:48,694
You said
it was your daughter's birthday.
549
00:40:00,566 --> 00:40:01,566
Oh!
550
00:40:01,775 --> 00:40:04,194
There is nothing, nothing like a malted.
551
00:40:04,278 --> 00:40:05,404
Am I right?
552
00:40:05,904 --> 00:40:07,072
You know, this is crazy.
553
00:40:07,155 --> 00:40:09,825
You even talk like her,
you know that?
554
00:40:10,284 --> 00:40:11,284
Who?
555
00:40:11,326 --> 00:40:12,327
Rita farr.
556
00:40:12,411 --> 00:40:14,162
Actress from the '50s
557
00:40:16,498 --> 00:40:18,750
my dad made me watch all her movies.
558
00:40:19,960 --> 00:40:20,961
Made you?
559
00:40:21,086 --> 00:40:23,380
She must have been the only actress
that I was ever, like,
560
00:40:23,505 --> 00:40:25,215
"you know what?
I could hang with her."
561
00:40:25,299 --> 00:40:27,884
I mean, she was cool and sexy,
562
00:40:28,010 --> 00:40:29,344
but a broad, too.
563
00:40:29,511 --> 00:40:31,597
I mean, three guns to Santa fe?
564
00:40:31,722 --> 00:40:34,600
Eipaso. Three guns to El Paso.
565
00:40:34,683 --> 00:40:36,018
Okay, so you do know her.
566
00:40:36,685 --> 00:40:37,685
I don't know.
567
00:40:37,728 --> 00:40:38,729
Mostly, I loved her,
568
00:40:38,812 --> 00:40:40,932
'cause it meant I get to spend
extra time with my dad.
569
00:40:41,481 --> 00:40:42,899
It was a tough time in our lives,
570
00:40:42,983 --> 00:40:45,527
but Rita farr, she got us through.
571
00:40:46,987 --> 00:40:48,030
Sit.
572
00:40:48,113 --> 00:40:49,197
Tell me.
573
00:40:50,699 --> 00:40:51,699
About my dad?
574
00:41:04,921 --> 00:41:07,591
One day a year, I had one job.
575
00:41:08,008 --> 00:41:09,051
Buy the present.
576
00:41:09,635 --> 00:41:10,719
It was my favorite day.
577
00:41:11,511 --> 00:41:13,597
The accident was a few days
before her birthday,
578
00:41:13,722 --> 00:41:17,267
and I was so angry by then
579
00:41:18,060 --> 00:41:19,895
at myself, my wife,
580
00:41:21,104 --> 00:41:23,264
I couldn't see past my own bullshit,
and then I forgot.
581
00:41:23,899 --> 00:41:26,068
You forgot to buy your daughter
a birthday present?
582
00:41:26,360 --> 00:41:28,820
I was busy. Fucking the nanny.
583
00:41:28,904 --> 00:41:30,030
You idiot.
584
00:41:30,405 --> 00:41:31,573
Yeah.
585
00:41:33,200 --> 00:41:34,993
And now I'm totally stressed.
586
00:41:43,043 --> 00:41:45,545
Oh, god.
I would so fuck thatjoint up.
587
00:41:45,671 --> 00:41:47,756
Except it's mine, so fuck off.
588
00:41:59,559 --> 00:42:00,602
Anything?
589
00:42:34,511 --> 00:42:35,637
Pardon me.
590
00:42:39,015 --> 00:42:40,455
Would you mind if I ordered a drink?
591
00:42:43,145 --> 00:42:44,312
What'll it be?
592
00:42:47,399 --> 00:42:48,525
I want a beer.
593
00:42:55,699 --> 00:42:57,367
And then there was that African picture.
594
00:42:58,493 --> 00:42:59,703
Forbidden Congo.
595
00:42:59,786 --> 00:43:01,079
Forbidden dookie.
596
00:43:01,204 --> 00:43:02,497
Oh, come on.
597
00:43:02,706 --> 00:43:04,082
I heard she fell ill.
598
00:43:04,166 --> 00:43:05,366
They replaced her mid-picture.
599
00:43:05,876 --> 00:43:07,586
- She was a drunk.
- No.
600
00:43:07,669 --> 00:43:09,755
And there was that whole porn thing.
601
00:43:09,838 --> 00:43:11,298
The what?
602
00:43:12,591 --> 00:43:13,591
Rita farr?
603
00:43:13,842 --> 00:43:16,386
Oh, trust me. My dad had duffel bags
full of the stuff.
604
00:43:18,346 --> 00:43:21,349
Your father said
Rita farr was doing porn?
605
00:43:21,933 --> 00:43:23,143
Full on.
606
00:43:29,232 --> 00:43:31,169
How pissed
do you think the chief would be
607
00:43:31,193 --> 00:43:33,195
knowing we were out here
being gawked at?
608
00:43:35,280 --> 00:43:37,115
I honestly don't give a fuck.
609
00:43:37,616 --> 00:43:39,409
Nope. Not buying it.
610
00:43:39,534 --> 00:43:40,535
What?
611
00:43:40,660 --> 00:43:42,746
I think you care a lot about
what he thinks.
612
00:43:42,871 --> 00:43:44,289
You don't know me.
613
00:43:44,372 --> 00:43:46,041
You need him like the rest of us do.
614
00:43:46,374 --> 00:43:48,210
Hey, I hate to say it, but I need him,
615
00:43:48,293 --> 00:43:50,104
to get my life back,
or whatever that looks like.
616
00:43:50,128 --> 00:43:52,328
If you want your life back,
why don't you just call her?
617
00:43:52,380 --> 00:43:53,465
Who?
618
00:43:53,799 --> 00:43:54,800
Your daughter.
619
00:43:55,634 --> 00:43:56,718
My daughter's dead.
620
00:43:58,345 --> 00:44:00,555
- According to?
- My daughter's dead.
621
00:44:02,224 --> 00:44:03,600
Because you can confirm that?
622
00:44:03,683 --> 00:44:05,227
Multiple sources?
623
00:44:06,019 --> 00:44:08,730
It's all over the Internet, man!
624
00:44:08,897 --> 00:44:10,440
Your shitty driving.
625
00:44:10,524 --> 00:44:12,150
Wife, Kate, decapitated.
626
00:44:12,734 --> 00:44:14,486
Daughter, Clara, sole survivor.
627
00:44:14,569 --> 00:44:15,569
Shut up, Jane.
628
00:44:15,612 --> 00:44:18,907
There are three Clara steeles
in the United States.
629
00:44:18,990 --> 00:44:20,116
My daughter's dead.
630
00:44:21,409 --> 00:44:22,452
Let's find out.
631
00:44:26,581 --> 00:44:27,833
Asshole!
632
00:44:29,251 --> 00:44:31,171
Larry knew they were staring at him,
633
00:44:31,253 --> 00:44:32,838
and, yes, it bothered him,
634
00:44:32,963 --> 00:44:34,965
but not for reasons one might think.
635
00:44:35,841 --> 00:44:39,344
The truth is, Larry trainor
had felt like a monster
636
00:44:39,469 --> 00:44:41,763
long before he ever was one.
637
00:44:45,559 --> 00:44:47,359
We got a good light here, Larry.
638
00:44:47,435 --> 00:44:49,115
Hold on.
There's something up here.
639
00:44:49,521 --> 00:44:51,481
Larry, Larry, do you read?
640
00:44:51,565 --> 00:44:52,941
Larry, come in.
641
00:45:06,121 --> 00:45:07,289
He's alive!
642
00:45:07,372 --> 00:45:08,456
Get a medic!
643
00:45:09,416 --> 00:45:10,542
Larry.
644
00:45:13,461 --> 00:45:15,213
And the sadder truth was,
645
00:45:15,297 --> 00:45:19,134
he'd finally become
what he had once felt like only inside.
646
00:45:25,515 --> 00:45:27,159
Sure you don't want any dessert?
647
00:45:27,183 --> 00:45:28,643
Just the check, please.
648
00:45:35,275 --> 00:45:36,651
Is there a problem, ma'am?
649
00:45:36,735 --> 00:45:37,861
No, officer.
650
00:45:37,986 --> 00:45:40,906
The only problem I see is you, pig.
651
00:45:40,989 --> 00:45:42,073
Oh, here we go.
652
00:45:43,909 --> 00:45:45,702
No. Not now.
653
00:45:45,785 --> 00:45:48,830
Officers, my friend here
is maybe a little depressed,
654
00:45:48,914 --> 00:45:49,915
maybe a little high.
655
00:45:50,040 --> 00:45:51,080
But she takes it all back.
656
00:45:51,166 --> 00:45:52,584
Take it back, hammerhead.
657
00:45:52,667 --> 00:45:55,837
Which one of you motherfuckers
wants me to jerk a knot in your ass?
658
00:45:56,463 --> 00:45:57,505
Fuck me.
659
00:46:25,116 --> 00:46:26,284
What the hell is that?
660
00:46:26,368 --> 00:46:27,410
Rita.
661
00:46:31,998 --> 00:46:33,249
Oh, god. Rita.
662
00:46:38,046 --> 00:46:39,381
No, no, no, no.
663
00:46:40,548 --> 00:46:41,549
Rita!
664
00:46:42,425 --> 00:46:43,551
Rita!
665
00:46:46,012 --> 00:46:47,180
Can you hear me?
666
00:46:47,764 --> 00:46:48,765
Rita!
667
00:46:50,684 --> 00:46:52,769
Rita! Fucking bitch.
668
00:46:53,019 --> 00:46:54,521
Get a grip on yourself.
669
00:47:00,610 --> 00:47:02,612
No, no, no, no!
670
00:47:25,635 --> 00:47:26,928
What the hell?
671
00:47:33,309 --> 00:47:34,477
What do we do?
672
00:47:39,524 --> 00:47:41,067
No, we're not doin' that!
673
00:47:47,032 --> 00:47:48,366
What do we do? What do we do?
674
00:47:48,491 --> 00:47:50,177
What do we do? What do we do?
What do we do?
675
00:47:50,201 --> 00:47:51,286
Get back. Get back.
676
00:47:51,411 --> 00:47:52,746
Uh... uh...
677
00:47:53,621 --> 00:47:54,789
Um... oh!
678
00:48:34,204 --> 00:48:35,705
I wanna go home.
679
00:48:38,166 --> 00:48:39,417
We can do that.
680
00:48:45,215 --> 00:48:46,567
In local news today,
681
00:48:46,591 --> 00:48:49,260
the fifth annual dog parade
benefiting...
682
00:48:49,385 --> 00:48:50,553
Look at them.
683
00:48:50,970 --> 00:48:52,597
Staring into the boob tube,
684
00:48:52,722 --> 00:48:54,933
moping on the day's destruction,
685
00:48:55,058 --> 00:48:57,227
utterly clueless to the danger
686
00:48:57,310 --> 00:49:00,021
their little field trip
had brought to their door.
687
00:49:00,105 --> 00:49:03,525
Apparently, it was
some sort of giant blob run amok,
688
00:49:03,608 --> 00:49:07,904
until what some witnesses
described as a "robot man"
689
00:49:07,987 --> 00:49:09,948
created this barrier made of...
690
00:49:10,907 --> 00:49:12,907
Well, made of main street, bill.
691
00:49:24,546 --> 00:49:25,672
Daddy's home.
692
00:49:28,716 --> 00:49:30,802
Iwarned you not to leave.
693
00:49:30,885 --> 00:49:32,220
I begged you.
694
00:49:33,304 --> 00:49:35,890
You have no idea what you've done.
695
00:49:36,182 --> 00:49:37,809
It wasn't that bad.
696
00:49:38,643 --> 00:49:42,272
"Bad" doesn't begin to describe
what befell cloverton today, bill.
697
00:49:42,397 --> 00:49:43,815
Thank you, Wendy.
698
00:49:45,567 --> 00:49:48,486
It's always uncomfortable, isn't it,
699
00:49:48,820 --> 00:49:50,363
when daddy gets scared?
700
00:49:51,614 --> 00:49:53,408
As well he should be.
701
00:49:53,867 --> 00:49:56,744
Niles caulder
should be shitting his pants.
702
00:49:57,579 --> 00:49:58,830
He knows what's coming.
703
00:49:58,955 --> 00:50:00,498
He'd be a fool not to.
704
00:50:00,832 --> 00:50:03,835
You don't spend decades
tap dancing on hornets' nests,
705
00:50:03,918 --> 00:50:05,920
and not expect to be stung.
706
00:50:07,088 --> 00:50:08,673
Niles caulder had enemies.
707
00:50:10,925 --> 00:50:13,761
Enemies he could no longer hide from.
708
00:50:14,512 --> 00:50:16,181
Whether you realize it or not,
709
00:50:16,848 --> 00:50:17,849
your actions...
710
00:50:17,932 --> 00:50:21,060
Your actions have consequences,
711
00:50:21,227 --> 00:50:25,690
and those consequences
are coming to this house,
712
00:50:26,065 --> 00:50:27,358
to the town.
713
00:50:29,110 --> 00:50:30,486
Of that, there's no doubt.
714
00:50:30,612 --> 00:50:32,488
You really think we're in danger, chief?
715
00:50:32,614 --> 00:50:33,948
That we need to pick up and run?
716
00:50:34,032 --> 00:50:35,617
That's what you really, really think?
717
00:50:35,700 --> 00:50:37,368
As far away as possible,
718
00:50:37,994 --> 00:50:39,329
as $00” as we can.
719
00:50:39,621 --> 00:50:41,164
What happens to the town?
720
00:50:41,247 --> 00:50:43,416
The town is not my main concern.
721
00:50:43,499 --> 00:50:44,667
So, the town gets screwed?
722
00:50:44,751 --> 00:50:47,962
You've done quite enough to this town,
723
00:50:48,046 --> 00:50:49,088
thank you.
724
00:50:49,672 --> 00:50:50,840
This is bullshit.
725
00:50:50,965 --> 00:50:52,245
Don't you start with me.
726
00:50:52,300 --> 00:50:53,509
You and I both know
727
00:50:53,593 --> 00:50:56,596
this field trip was
for little more than your own amusement.
728
00:50:57,180 --> 00:50:58,556
So, now she's the bad guy?
729
00:50:58,640 --> 00:51:01,351
Okay, let's talk about you, chief.
730
00:51:01,976 --> 00:51:04,187
You told me my daughter was dead!
731
00:51:05,605 --> 00:51:07,023
I was trying to protect you.
732
00:51:07,523 --> 00:51:08,816
By lying?
733
00:51:08,900 --> 00:51:11,152
I'm trying to protect you now.
734
00:51:12,403 --> 00:51:14,298
Do you honestly think
she would have accepted you?
735
00:51:14,322 --> 00:51:15,823
Did I get a chance to try?
736
00:51:15,949 --> 00:51:17,867
She lost her mother, her father.
737
00:51:17,951 --> 00:51:19,661
I don't know
if she would have accepted me.
738
00:51:19,827 --> 00:51:21,704
You robbed me of that chance.
739
00:51:23,122 --> 00:51:24,791
What am I to her now?
740
00:51:26,042 --> 00:51:27,252
I'm nothing.
741
00:51:27,835 --> 00:51:29,003
I'm a monster.
742
00:51:29,837 --> 00:51:32,590
I assure you,
there are many monsters in this world,
743
00:51:33,341 --> 00:51:34,676
and none of them,
744
00:51:36,094 --> 00:51:37,929
not a one, is you.
745
00:51:43,685 --> 00:51:45,436
I've tried so hard to shield you.
746
00:51:47,272 --> 00:51:49,023
And I know what I'm asking you.
747
00:51:49,857 --> 00:51:52,568
To leave the safest place
you've ever known,
748
00:51:53,111 --> 00:51:56,197
to step out into the world
that would rather ignore you,
749
00:51:56,864 --> 00:51:58,074
shun you,
750
00:51:58,366 --> 00:51:59,701
belittle you.
751
00:52:00,743 --> 00:52:02,412
But if you stay here,
752
00:52:03,037 --> 00:52:04,205
if we die now,
753
00:52:04,330 --> 00:52:08,751
then this magical experiment,
754
00:52:08,876 --> 00:52:11,337
this you,
755
00:52:13,006 --> 00:52:14,716
my life accomplishments,
756
00:52:15,550 --> 00:52:16,718
all,
757
00:52:17,010 --> 00:52:18,386
it will just...
758
00:52:21,514 --> 00:52:22,598
It will...
759
00:52:26,602 --> 00:52:28,813
Or we don't abandon the town.
760
00:52:28,896 --> 00:52:31,607
We protect them
from these so-called enemies.
761
00:52:31,774 --> 00:52:32,942
We fight.
762
00:52:33,026 --> 00:52:34,193
We could.
763
00:52:35,236 --> 00:52:36,821
But we'd be doomed.
764
00:52:36,946 --> 00:52:38,489
What are we now?
765
00:52:42,702 --> 00:52:44,370
I'm going to go with the chief.
766
00:52:46,289 --> 00:52:47,373
Agreed.
767
00:52:56,215 --> 00:52:57,216
Fuckit
768
00:52:58,217 --> 00:52:59,218
shotgun.
769
00:53:41,719 --> 00:53:43,137
Hey, for the record,
770
00:53:43,221 --> 00:53:44,806
the town can kiss my ass.
771
00:53:45,098 --> 00:53:47,183
But that doesn't mean
cliff should go in there alone.
772
00:53:47,266 --> 00:53:48,935
It's over, Jane. Let it go.
773
00:53:49,185 --> 00:53:51,270
Okay, except I vote we turn around.
774
00:53:51,396 --> 00:53:53,272
-No -Rita?
775
00:53:53,356 --> 00:53:56,901
I can't promise I won't,
you know, be disgusting.
776
00:53:57,777 --> 00:53:58,986
But, yes.
777
00:54:00,863 --> 00:54:01,906
Larry?
778
00:54:02,949 --> 00:54:03,991
Larry's a yes.
779
00:54:04,200 --> 00:54:05,200
Whoo!
780
00:54:40,027 --> 00:54:41,279
This is wrong.
781
00:54:41,863 --> 00:54:43,072
Might be.
782
00:54:43,739 --> 00:54:45,074
Probably is.
783
00:54:46,909 --> 00:54:47,910
We'll be back.
784
00:55:30,077 --> 00:55:31,329
And there they go,
785
00:55:31,454 --> 00:55:33,456
our four lovable losers,
786
00:55:33,581 --> 00:55:36,667
banding together
to become the superhero fighting force
787
00:55:36,751 --> 00:55:39,921
no one saw coming except everybody.
788
00:55:40,087 --> 00:55:41,339
But fear not.
789
00:55:41,797 --> 00:55:43,925
There's a way out of this dreck.
790
00:55:44,008 --> 00:55:45,134
Follow me.
791
00:55:46,594 --> 00:55:47,762
It's fine.
792
00:55:49,430 --> 00:55:50,765
It's totally fine.
793
00:55:53,351 --> 00:55:54,810
Paraguay.
794
00:55:54,894 --> 00:55:56,354
Yes, niles.
795
00:55:56,437 --> 00:55:57,772
Paraguay.
796
00:55:58,439 --> 00:56:01,108
Always, Paraguay.
797
00:56:02,360 --> 00:56:03,611
Morden.
798
00:56:03,736 --> 00:56:04,820
Sure.
799
00:56:04,946 --> 00:56:05,947
Butnot
800
00:56:06,030 --> 00:56:07,590
I mean,
I haven't been Mr. Morden since,
801
00:56:09,116 --> 00:56:10,409
no! Help me."
802
00:56:43,109 --> 00:56:45,695
I've been admiring your friends, niles,
803
00:56:45,778 --> 00:56:48,197
those freaks of yours,
for quite some time.
804
00:56:48,281 --> 00:56:50,199
Don't you dare hurt them.
805
00:56:50,283 --> 00:56:51,409
Hurt them? No.
806
00:56:51,909 --> 00:56:53,202
That wouldn't be any fun.
807
00:56:53,327 --> 00:56:54,537
No.
808
00:56:54,620 --> 00:56:56,473
That would be
quite the same old story, wouldn't it?
809
00:56:56,497 --> 00:56:59,166
I think we're gonna do
something different this time.
810
00:57:01,669 --> 00:57:03,671
You were right in one respect, however.
811
00:57:05,631 --> 00:57:07,008
They are quite doomed.
812
00:57:07,300 --> 00:57:08,426
What the fuck?
49956
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