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Welcome to Canada's Drag Race, Canada Versus The World!

(Queens cheering)

# Bonjour, hi #

BROOKE LYNN: You'll form groups of three to battle it out

as girl groups.

# Au revoir it was nice to meet ya #

# They wanna see ya work, work, work, work, work, work, work #

BROOKE LYNN: Kendall Gender, Stephanie Prince,

you are both in the bottom.

Vanity Milan, Rita Baga, you are the top two queens of the week!

Each of you needs to decide which bottom queen

you will eliminate if you win the lip synch.

Vanity Milan, condragulations!

(Queens cheering)

The queen that I have chosen is

Kendall Gender.

Kendall Gender, sashay away.

#

(Sighing) Woo!

Oh, my God.

- You did really good. - Thank you so much.

STEPHANIE: I'm so happy to be still here,

but I have to prove to the world and the queens

that I deserve to be here.

"It was an honour to compete with the best of the best.

To my Canadian sisters, I love you.

Stephanie, you deserve a chance to shine."

- QUEENS: Aw. - VANITY: So sweet.

I love Kendall so much. We love you, Kendall!

QUEENS: We love you, Kendall!

VANITY: Being the first person to send somebody home

is never easy, but this is the name of the game,

and, I came to play.

Everybody, let's celebrate Vanity!

(Queens cheering)

How does it feel?

It feels really good, and you know what?

Performing is what I do.

When I hit the stage, something else comes over me.

Everyone needs to be scared.

Everyone needs to step their cookies up

because the competition is hot.

Go on and pull out them titties and let's see who you chose for.

-Oh, you wanna know who I chose? -QUEENS: Yeah.

- Well... - QUEENS: Ooh.

I just hope that you won't be mad at me,

but I chose Kendall as well.

(Gasping) Oh, God!

- QUEENS: Ooh! - RITA: I did.

STEPHANIE: I was ready to yell at you

if I seen my name in there. (Laughing)

Girl, I'd be over here like "Ooh!"

Why did you pick Kendall?

Because Stephanie deserves another shot,

and Kendall made top three.

And also, I know that Kendall is big competition,

so gotta do what you gotta do.

(Popping)

I'm a firm believer in second chances,

and I'm also a firm believer in representation.

And when we had our chat,

you did say that being the only Asian queen

you have to represent,

and I felt that, because being on my season,

being the only Black queen, I had to represent hard.

STEPHANIE: Thank you so much.

- Thank you, guys. - Here's the helping hand.

Again, it was the worst feeling ever,

but it will never, ever, ever happen again.

- No, it won't. - Yeah!

I came here to win as well.

You brought up diversity and how important it is,

and I do feel like I wanna ask you something,

if that's okay.

As the only cis woman here, I can't not say it.

Did you use the word "fishy" in your verse

- out of curiosity? - Yes.

Okay.

Would you understand potentially why that might be offensive

to a Cis woman or anyone that owns a vagina?

STEPHANIE: Oh, I don't know.

I thought "fishy" is just like, 'cause, you know,

in the Philippines, you call gays over there "lady boys."

Mm-hm.

Which is they used to use it as an insult,

and now it's like a reclaiming that we embrace it.

It's the same thing as "fishy."

But, people say it like, "Oh, I look like a biological woman,

so I look fishy because that connects a woman's vagina

to being smelling like a fish."

I understand the term that was used,

is used in drag culture,

and probably goes back years, and years, and years,

but it has taken a bit of courage for me to bring it up,

because it's terrifying. I'm...

I know that not everyone will agree with me...

(Choking up)

..but I can't hear misogyny

in drag culture any more.

This is an international season.

We're all from completely different places in the world,

so, of course, we're gonna have

different meanings for different words.

Thank you. Thank you for educating me.

RA'JAH: I can relate.

As a drag queen, I don't want people

to focus on my genitalia either. (Laughing)

So what we're not gonna use, from now on, is the word "fish"

because we're among an AFAB woman?

- ICESIS: Yeah. - What if I want it for dinner?

- RA'JAH: Ah, shut up. - (Queens laughing)

VICTORIA: I don't eat it.

- Well-- - RITA: Let's do salad today.

Okay.

I love y'all, but my corset eatin' up at me.

STEPHANIE: Let's get out of drag.

(Queens laughing)

I forgot. She's sitting on it, bitch.

RA'JAH: I think it may be a little bit too early to see

what the last game has given, but, we don't know

what these girls have set up

and talked about in their groups, okay.

All I need to do is continue to make sure that I'm in the top.

'Cause what's the other option?

One of these girls get to send me home?

Oh, fuck, no. I'd be damned.

So, if the claws 'bout to come out?

Hm. Maybe.

(Engine revving)

# D-D-Drag Race #

RUPAUL: The winner of Canada's Drag Race,

Canada Versus the World,

receives a cash prize of $100.000.

With Traci Melchor

and Brooke Lynn Hytes,

with extra special guest judges

Priyanka and Sarain Fox.

# May the best drag queen, best drag queen win #

(Tires squealing)

#

- She's here! - Oh, Britannia!

# She's queer, get used to it #

- As I should. - (Other queens laughing)

# It's a new day in the Werk Room #

(Laughing)

It's a new day.

Best case scenario is that I continue on the high

that I'm on.

I'm just on cloud nine.

# Oh, my God, Ooh-ooh-ooh #

# I'm still here #

- STEPHANIE: Thank you. - SILKY: Oh, she felt that.

Anita, how 'bout you? How are you feeling?

I'm feeling so good today.

I think it's 'cause week one I was soaking in

I'm the only one who's the only one

representing their country and I didn't have any friends.

- (Other queens laughing) - You do have friends now.

I know. Now I feel...

I feel so comfortable.

Kinda feel like I've got myself back.

So watch out. (Laughing)

I feel like I'm being a little bit underestimated.

Despite kinda being like bottom safe,

I feel like a dark horse. (Neighing evilly)

Do we... Any of us have alliances yet?

How are we feeling about all of that?

I thought I had one with all of you.

Yeah.

Everyone seems to be on their best behavior.

It's very suspicious.

- RA'JAH: I'm not gon' lie. - Say it.

When we first, like, paired off into groups,

I felt the energy' was very much like

"Oh, we're Team Canada. We're doin' it."

I will have my eyes and ears open to any and everything.

(Laughing evilly)

To be fair, I didn't move from my seat.

- They picked me. - (Other queens laughing)

- Let's-- - (Sirens wailing)

- QUEENS: Ooh! - My poor heart!

RUPAUL: O Canada!

She done already done had herses.

Friends, Romans, lady-kins,

lend me your queers.

The ocean is churning.

The ice caps are turning.

And Paris is burning.

It's time to use the power of drag

to be the change you want to see.

(Engine revving)

All right. We about to get read, bitch.

(Queens laughing)

Good morning, campers!

- (Queens cheering) - Look at that chest.

Queens, it's time we bravely ask ourselves the question

queens and queers have been pondering for ages.

To read or not to read?

- ICESIS: Hey! - BROOKE LYNN: That's right.

For this week's mini challenge, the library is officially open.

QUEENS: Ooh!

Because reading is what?

QUEENS: Fundamental!

Which one of you book worms wants to go first?

- ALL: Ooh! - BROOKE LYNN: Okay.

- Step right up. - RA'JAH: She ready.

Silky, darling, now, we all know

that you love to talk and I love listening to you,

but you do talk for so long

that even I'm growing a fucking beard.

(Others laughing)

My UK sister, Vanity Milan, I see orange is your brand,

and now you've won the maxi challenge.

Can I borrow a couple of grand?

ICESIS: Oh, come on, Mother Goose.

(Others laughing)

Stephanie, I saved your ass last week.

Hopefully, you can save mine if I'm on that bottom line.

However, your skillset is very abysmal.

Surprised you could even walk.

What? (Laughing)

Icesis Couture, no wonder they didn't teach us

about Canada in the UK because you're just so boring.

SILKY: (Laughing) That's so bad.

(Laughing) We're still workshopping it.

Anita Wigl'it, you are my childhood hero.

Oh, wait. I thought you were Mr. Bean.

(Laughing)

STEPHANIE: Ra'Jah, you once told Yvie Oddly she stinks.

I just wanna remind you,

your mouth is the closest to your nose.

(Crickets chirping)

- No? - (Others laughing)

Silky Nutmeg Ganache, girl, you look good,

and that ass is fat from the front.

(Others laughing)

Rita Baga, put that in the bag.

Send it on home.

- You wish. - Wish coming true.

(Laughing)

Ra'Jah O'Hara, your birth certificate

should be an apology from your mother.

- Ooh! - Oh!

Victoria, I had a read for you,

but apparently, it's bad for the environment to burn trash.

So your joke was trash. Good to know.

Thank you! (Laughing)

These girls thinkin' they are eating,

and they are leavin' so many crumbs.

Horrible.

Ra'Jah, I have nothing bad to say to you

'cause I was raised with good manners,

and I respect the elderly.

- I'm the elderly? - RITA: Oh, sorry.

(Yelling) I respect the elderly and I love you!

I'm just tryin' to find the funny.

Y'all know we do this every season, right?

- (Icesis laughing) - SILKY: I know.

Is this the worst reading challenge in Drag Race herstory?

Brooke Lynn Hytes, we're three meters away.

You can take your mask off.

(All queens laughing)

I'm not good at fuckin' readin', but, shit, I got a chance.

(Others laughing)

Ra'Jah O'Hara, that bitch can't cook.

She made me chicken.

It was so fucking dry, I had to eat it in the rain.

(Others laughing)

- Icesis. - Yes, baby?

- Toupée, you stay. - (Scattered laughing)

Everybody know you wearin' a toupée bitch.

RA'JAH: We need to go back to school.

Everybody is Hooked on Phonics up, up in here.

I think we should just move on.

- Okay. - BROOKE LYNN: Please be funny.

(Laughing)

Silky Nutmeg Ganache,

you, actually, personally remind me

of my favourite Australian movie,

Priscilla, Queen of the Dessert.

- (Laughing) - I'll take it.

ANITA: Stephanie, you're what I like to refer to

as "the eighth wonder of the world,"

as in, "I wonder how you're still here."

Ooh. Okay.

Victoria, I was so confused about why you named yourself

after a scone, so plain and boring,

but now that I've met you, it makes total sense.

(Others laughing)

Ra'Jah, I like to call you "the drag queen garden shed"

'cause you're skinny as a rake and you act like a hoe.

- Bad-dun-dun. - (Others laughing)

Oh, come on, that was probably the better one.

- Thank you. - (All laughing and applauding)

I think we can all agree that after that,

we are facing a global illiteracy crisis.

- (Queens laughing) - RA'JAH: Damn.

But one of you sort of Dewey decimated this book club.

The winner of this week's mini challenge is

Anita Wigl'it!

- (Queens cheering) - Yay, thank you so much!

You're the best of the worst, baby.

- (All laughing) - Yes!

You've won $2500 from our friends at Tan on the Run.

(Queens cheering)

Yes, thank you so much!

Now that we've battled it out,

it is time to come back together.

Because, for today's maxi challenge,

you will all become delegates

at the inaugural Snatch Game Summit.

QUEENS: Ooh!

Each of you will attend

as your funniest celebrity impersonation,

as we aim to solve the most pressing issues

facing us stars.

Don't forget to make me and the world

laugh our snatches off.

Racers, start your engines,

and may the best drag queen win.

(Queens cheering)

#

I love Snatch Game.

You get to impersonate your favourite icon.

You're still playing with the titties?

This time it's Snatch Summit.

I feel quite ready. That's never good, though, is it?

(Both laughing)

I've got my hiking boots on ready.

- SILKY: I have a question. - RA'JAH: Yes?

ICESIS: What's your question?

So, you're standing among a Snatch Game winner.

Is there any other Snatch Game winners in the house?

ANITA: I'm a Snatch Game winner.

Two Snatch Game winners in here comin' to reclaim their throne.

I know. No pressure, eh?

I'm super excited, but also,

Snatch Game I found really stressful.

It is.

RITA: We have two Snatch Game winners around the table here

and strong personalities.

Come on, pressure!

Has anyone never played Snatch Game before?

Most of these queens have done Snatch Game.

I think this challenge is gonna be easy for them.

How about you, Victoria Scone? I wanna connect with you.

Oh, yeah, it's your first time. I didn't get that far.

- Same. - Are you nervous?

I am quite nervous, but I just wanna have fun.

You're a fun person too, so it all comes naturally.

Snatch Game is very, very important.

I'm kind of scared to be overshadowed,

so I'm gonna do everything in my power

for not that to happen.

Guten tag, goddesses.

(Queens cheering)

Who's ready for the Snatch Summit?

Let's do it. What up, though?

- Are you excited? - # Another Snatch Game #

BROOKE LYNN: Another Snatch Game.

Your Snatch Game on All Stars, I had so much fun watching you.

It was freaky how much you looked like LaToya.

So who are you doing this time?

- I'm between two characters. - Uh-huh.

But I'm leaning more towards this one.

- This one is Big Freedia. - Ooh, the Queen of Bounce.

# You already know #

Freedia has so many terms in gay lingo that we use.

"Twerking," "werk," "oh, yes."

That's Big Freedia.

And then also Grace Jones.

Okay. Grace Jones is great too.

So I say definitely go with your gut on this one.

'Cause I do not come to play with you hoes.

- BROOKE LYNN: Exactly. - Okay.

Are people playing the game yet?

I feel like week one, everyone was very buddy-buddy,

chummy-chummy.

You know, I think we are still kinda in the groove

of getting to know each other,

but let me tell you, I'm playing the game for myself.

- Uh-huh. - I'm not playing, like...

BOTH: ..RuPaul's Best Friend Race.

Okay? See you in a minute, bitch.

BROOKE LYNN: See you in a minute, sis.

Hello, hello. How you doin'?

Hello. How are you?

- I'm good. - You seem good.

There's a lightness and a different energy to you.

Last time around, people didn't get to know me

because I was so focused.

I wanna have fun too.

You have one of my all-time favourite Snatch Games

on Season One.

RITA: Can you please bring me my coffin back?

I'm doing one of Edith Piaf's friend.

Oh, okay, we're keeping it in the family.

Yes, it's Guilda, and she was the most famous

French drag queen in the world between the '50s and the '90s.

Only thing that makes me a bit nervous

is the other girls around

'cause there's a lot of big energy,

so I wanna find my spotlight.

My expectations are very high for this one.

Lower your standards, and anyone won't be disappointed.

- Hello. - BROOKE LYNN: Hello.

- Hi, beautiful. - Who are you doing?

- Can you guess? - It's giving me very Pamela.

- We're doing Pamela? - That's it.

I grew up with Pamela Anderson in her heyday.

She's the reason I stayed straight for so long.

(Laughing)

This worries me.

I'm sure you'll look beautiful, but it's about being funny,

- and you are with some very... - BOTH: ..large personalities.

You can't just be, like, "Hi, I'm Pamela."

- ICESIS: Yeah, yeah. - Do you have any other choices?

- ICESIS: Donatella. - (Gasping)

Of course, you would want that one.

- Of course, of course. - I mean, I love Donatella.

Donatella seemed a little bit similar

to my last Snatch Game.

La Pussetta.

Well, you speak the language this time.

- You don't have to-- - (Both laughing)

ICESIS: I prepared Pamela Anderson

so much more than Donatella.

I'm a little bit nervous,

and I don't know how I'm going to decide.

- BROOKE LYNN: Hi, Anita. - Hi, Brooke Lynn.

- How are you going? - BROOKE LYNN: I'm good.

- Who are you doing? - I'm doing Adele.

BROOK LYNN: I think Adele is very funny.

How are you gonna put your spin on it?

The thing is Adele has changed so much...

- She has. - ..in the last few years.

She's skinnier now, and she's divorced.

So I'm just gonna really, I don't know,

like a flirtatious Adele who's kinda like,

"Is she engaged? Is she not engaged?"

BOTH: "Who knows?"

This is your chance to kinda bounce back after last week.

ANITA: Yeah, I think Adele's gonna go really well.

If not, please don't sue me, Adele.

- Thank you. - Bye.

- Oh, my goodness. - Can you guess who I'm doing?

I'm getting a little Cardi B.

- Yeah. - BOTH: Ow!

I know that's right!

How are you gonna make this funny?

- Like what is your plan? - She's already so funny.

If you can't make Cardi B funny,

it's like you failed at being Cardi B.

STEPHANIE: I love Cardi B, so I'm just gonna embody her.

She's gonna die for a day so her spirit can go through me.

Channel that energy, like "ow, ow!"

Yes, I don't want you to just rely on the little catchphrases

'cause that's gonna be funny for two minutes.

Think about how she would answer questions,

how she would talk about things, okay?

Thank you, Brookie. Bye!

Muah. Bye.

I'll see you later.

- Ow. - Ow.

- Okur... (Blowing raspberries) - (Both laughing)

BROOKE LYNN: Who do we have here?

So, I'm in two minds right now.

I'm either doing Meg Thee Stallion,

the hot girl hottie.

Ah! Or, Spice.

(Gasping) I love Spice.

I love Spice so much, but I did a Jamaican character

on my season.

- Okay. - It wasn't great.

I just didn't push the character.

I was just holding back.

- So you are Jamaican yourself. - I am, yeah.

Oh, girl, I would lean all the way into that,

something that's very niche and individual to you

that no one else can really do, I think is a strength.

- Yaaas Goodie! - Yes, I want all of that.

I'm gonna give you some good, good Spice.

Yes! (Laughing)

(Speaking in a British accent) Victoria Scone.

Thank you for saying it correctly, darling.

Oh, of course.

This is your first Snatch. Well, not your first snatch.

Definitely not. (Laughing)

- But your first Snatch Game. - Yes, it is.

I'm doing Kim Woodburn.

I love her blonde ponytail piece that she has.

VICTORIA: She's a British cleaning lady

who became famous by having a TV show

about going to people's houses and tidying them.

Can I hear a little Kim?

You're a bit of a filthy thing, aren't you, dear?

- Yes, yes. - You think I'm a little filthy?

You're filthy. No, don't start with me, dear!

- (Gasping) - No, she's got highs and lows.

BROOKE LYNN: Oh, so you're gonna give us range?

Yeah, she's very complex our Kim.

- Oh, that's good. - I'm quite quietly confident.

- You're quietly confident. - Or loudly confident.

- I'm confident! - BROOKE LYNN: There you go.

- Off you trot. - (Humming)

- (Laughing)

- Hi! - Hey, girl.

Who are you doing for Snatch Game?

Bitch, who give a damn about the world?

It don't matter, 'cause I'm 100 percent dat...

..bitch. Ooh, you doin' Lizzo.

- Yes. - BROOKE LYNN: Yes!

I'm very excited for this character.

On Season Eleven, you were very good at predicting

who was going home each week.

Can you predict who's goin' home this week?

- Just whisper it to me. - One of yo' Canadian girls.

Ooh, you're tryin' to throw

the Canadian girls under the bus?

- They just missed they stop. - (Laughing)

(Laughing)

Racers, listen up.

We luminaries live in a complex world,

and I cannot wait to see what solutions drag has to offer.

RA'JAH: Yes, luminary!

See you socialites at the summit.

(Queens cheering)

#

VANITY: Who's ready for the Snatch Game Summit?

ICESIS: Yeah!

Y'all can put some ham on my summit!

(Queens laughing)

#

Welcome, all, to the inaugural Snatch Summit.

We have assembled household names from around the world

to engage in a lively discourse

about the issues plaguing us stars.

It is my honour to introduce my co-moderators.

She is the classiest correspondent

of the entertainment world.

It's Traci Melchor.

Good day to you, Miss Hytes.

What pairs well with world peace?

Patience and Pinot Grigio.

Ooh, I like that.

And, it's artist, activist, and absolute bombshell,

Sarain Fox.

Hi, Brooke Lynn.

Do you think we'll get any constructive answers here today?

If I can stop fan-girling, then, yes.

Let's meet our panel of esteemed guests.

She's sugar and nice, it's the queen of dance hall, Spice.

Yaaas, goodie!

The original dance hall queen from Jamaica,

don' touchdown in Canada.

- Whoa! - (Laughing)

# Ah di top, top all pum pum #

Whoa!

Spice, how did you get that name?

When di man tastes di pum pum,

it's spicy, but it's also really nicey.

I can honestly say I've never had one of those.

And she likes it like that.

It is raptress, Cardi B.

- Ew! - BROOKE LYNN: Ew!

Ew, what's good? What's good bitch?

It's your girl, Cardi B, and I walk down the street,

they be lookin' at me, ow!

I am looking at you.

Bitch, I won a Grammy for that.

She's the Francophone femme fatale.

It is drag legend, Guilda!

That's right.

I'm the mother of all the French speaking queens,

but you can call me your MILF.

(Judges laughing)

BROOKE LYNN: You are known for your celebrity impressions.

Can you give us any?

What's your name again, Brooke Lynn?

- Brooke Lynn Hytes. - Oh, I'm right here.

(Judges laughing)

And hello, it's her, Adele!

Hello, it's me, Adele.

I'm so excited to be here.

Did I tell you I'm divorced?

- I heard that. - Are you single, Brooke Lynn?

You look good in orange. You'd look good in me too, babe

And all the rumours are true. Lizzo is here!

Can I get a ya-ya-ee?

JUDGES: Ya-ya-ee!

- Ya-ya-yo! - OTHERS: Ya-ya-yo!

What y'all blamin' it on, hoes? (Laughing)

Ooh, it is legendary fashion designer,

Donatella Versace.

It's pronounced (Speaking in Italian accent)

Donatella Versace.

(Speaking in Canadian accent) Not Donatella Versace.

(Judges laughing)

What is the inspiration for your next collection?

- Anything but orange. - I thought you loved orange.

That's why I wore this.

I do love orange. Just not on you.

(Judges laughing)

BROOKE LYNN: And don't start with her.

It is Kim Woodburn.

It's very appropriate I'm here, darling.

Why?

You know, with the state of the world at the moment,

one of the most important things is a clean snatch.

(Judges laughing)

It's absolute filth, so, I'm gonna give it a little clean.

- Please do. - RA'JAH: Ah-choo!

- A little bit over here. - Whoa, baby!

- Let me give you a little. - Oh, yes.

I love a long pole, baby, mm.

And last, but certainly not least,

it's the Queen of Bounce.

Big Freedia's in the house!

It's your gworl queen diva, Big Freedia.

# You already know #

(Judges laughing)

Now, Big Freedia, does Canada got the bounce?

Baby, let's see.

# A whatcha, a whatcha gon' do?

# Boop-boop, a boop-boop, a-boop, yeah, yeah #

It might be a little offbeat, baby,

but we gon' get you to there.

Distinguished moderators,

partially distinguished panelists,

here's how the Snatch Summit will work.

Moderators will present a problem

that exclusively targets celebrities,

and you will present to the panel your best

and funniest solution.

No points will be awarded,

but hopefully, we will all emerge winners.

Now let the master debating

begin.

Come on, I love a little master-debation.

(Laughing) You love the master-debation?

I like a nice, long, master-debation, okay.

(Judges laughing)

TRACI: Thank you, stars.

I have our pressing topic.

It should be a duty of the rich and famous

to donate to charitable organizations.

The most valuable thing a celebrity can donate

is their blank.

BROOKE LYNN: Okay, pens down.

Donatella, now you look like somebody

who loves giving back to people.

What is the most important thing a celebrity can donate?

Darling, the most important thing

somebody could give is me a lighter.

(Judges laughing)

ICESIS: I have been sitting here for the past 30 minutes,

smoking a cigarette that is not even lit.

(Judges laughing)

RA'JAH: If she get a lighter, baby, she might melt.

(Judges laughing)

Let's check in with Kim Woodburn.

Yes, darling.

What should celebrities be donating?

Let's have a look, shall we? Can't remember now.

- Sorry, darling. - It's the cleaning product.

I have it instead of gin sometimes.

But see, darling, I put selfies.

BROOKE LYNN: Selfies.

Yes, because that's what the fans really want, darling.

They want the full experience,

and the queer community, they love Kim Woodburn.

You know I'm the queen, baby, but I ain't never heard of you.

- So... - (Judges laughing)

VICTORIA: In the UK, darling, in the UK.

Oh, in the UK! Fly me over.

- Fly me over. - Oh--

'Cause, baby, Brooke done brought me over here on the bus.

(Judges laughing)

Adele, what did you write?

I love giving to charity.

Me ex-husband has got so much of me money now.

He's a charity case, all right.

But I wrote "Grammys" 'cause I've just got so many of them!

- Oh, okay. - So generous.

I know, generous.

Guilda, what's the most important thing

a celebrity can donate?

- I wrote it in French. - BROOKE LYNN: Okay.

- It's "sperme," yes. - Oh, yes.

RITA: It's very tasty.

We're gonna feed the world, baby.

- (Laughing) - (Queens chattering)

Now, Lizzo, what do you think celebrities should be donating?

What I donate on a regular comes back from my ancestors.

My ancestors used to do this around the fire.

I put my twerking skills, baby.

- RA'JAH: Oh, baby. - Can we see the skills?

Yes, I been twerkin' since I was 12.

I been twerkin' since I was 12, baby.

- (Queens all chattering) - Oh, Lord!

- (Playing flute) - RA'JAH: Oh, Lord!

Order in the court!

Our next quandary is as follows: PR is expensive,

and every celebrity needs to stay relevant.

The best way to attract the paparazzi is to blank.

Stars, let's see what you can come up with.

BROOKE LYNN: All right, everybody, pens down.

Big Freedia, what's the best way to attract the paparazzi?

You know, baby, I ain't gon' even lie.

I was a little confused about the question.

- Uh-huh. - Could you tell me what PR is?

I need a PR. Puerto Rico?

- JUDGES: Public relations. - Oh!

You know that New Orleans education, baby.

(Laughing)

I done did a whole lot of public relations

- especially down there-- - (Laughing)

Whoo, yeah, ma'am, that was me, ma'am.

All right, let's check over with Cardi B now.

You like attention.

What is the best way to attract--

- You wanna know something? - What?

I work with a lot of Cauc...

- ..casians. - Oh.

So I just wrote my favourite colour, white.

So the best way to attract the paparazzi is to white?

Show! Show!

ICESIS: Oh, my poor baby.

It's a lot of "hah, ya, hah!"

"Rrrr!"

- Thank you, Cardi. - It's nothin'.

BROOKE LYNN: Donatella, are you okay over there?

Darling, at this point, I don't give a fuck.

(Judges laughing)

Kim Woodburn, what is the best way to attract the paparazzi?

I put "Do reality TV."

Do you know it's the only reason I'm here now, dear?

And you've paid me absolutely fuck all to be here,

- so I'm hoping it works. - (Judges laughing)

Okay, red carpet interviews can be so superficial.

Rather than asking "Who are you wearing?"

interviewers should start asking blank.

#

Everybody, pens down.

Spice, what say you?

Bloodclot people 'pon the red carpet,

'dem too invasive,

but what me want fi know is "Who's cocky you riding?"

- Oh, yeah, baby. - Who's cocky you riding?

Pussy down 'pon it and slide it.

BROOKE LYNN: Let's go to Lizzo.

Lizzo, what did you write down?

On the red carpet, I like to ask ya "What are ya drinkin'?"

'Cause what's in my cup is in my cup.

- Now, what is in your cup? - The juice.

You have to blame it on the juice, baby.

But, what's it? What's the juice?

I can see Lizzo when I'm looking at Silky,

but I'm still hearing Silky.

- Do me a favour. - BROOKE LYNN: What?

Reach in your shirt.

Squeeze. Now, pull it out.

Uh-uh, I ain't say smell it.

See, look, that's why you gettin' aroused!

Let's do it again.

You're waiting for the joke. It never happens.

Pull it out. Sling it back.

RITA: I'm on the second tape of Titanic now.

Oh, poor Jack. Oh, Silky's still talkin'.

BROOKE LYNN: Adele?

Well, this is somethin' that I wish I asked me husband

before we got married.

I said "How big is your knob?"

- (Judges laughing) - Thank you, Adele.

This is for all the mothers and mother lovers out there.

Ah, ah, boo--

BROOKE LYNN: A celebrity's best accessory

is a baby with a rare name.

The next "it baby" with the next it name

is blank.

Stars, we have gone leaps and bounds here today.

Now, let's see if we can solve this one.

BROOKE LYNN: Cardi B, what is the next "it baby name"?

I said "that little dingling-ding that swing

in the back of my throat."

Is the next baby name?

STEPHANIE: Yes, bitch, and nickname Ding Dong.

Okay. Guilda, what do you think?

French names are the best. They're just so sexy.

I closed my eyes, and all I was thinking was,

you know, Jean-François Guevremont.

It sounds so delicious, so French.

- BROOKE LYNN: It does. - It does.

Thank you so much, Guilda.

Adele, what do you think the next it baby name is?

You know, I've got me own son, Angelo.

He'll always be number one, he is.

I'm probably not gonna have another baby

'cause I am divorced, babes, in case you didn't know.

I did know.

I'd name my second child after me other love in life,

which of course, is wine.

- BROOKE LYNN: Wine. - I love wine, 'cause I'm Adele.

SILKY: Anita is doin'

exactly what Adele's Las Vegas residency did.

It didn't show up.

We need a refund, girl. We need a refund!

- Also, pink is a no. - Oh, all right.

I have finally opened my eyes, and the pink is a no, darling

BROOKE LYNN: Did you even know there were people over there?

Darling, for the first half of the show,

I thought you were a pelican.

- (Judges laughing) - A talking pelican.

(Judges laughing)

RA'JAH: Icesis is down here reading the house down boots.

She don't care. Light me up too, bitch.

Big Freedia, what is the next it baby name?

See, where I'm from, you can't go nowhere ashy

and you got to say somethin' right, so "Baby Oil."

- (Pronouncing like Earl) Earl. - Earl.

- Earl. - The Earl.

- (Judges laughing) - O-I-L.

I know. I can't pronounce anything--

- Earl. - Earl.

(Judges laughing)

BROOKE LYNN: All right, let's check with Spice.

The next bloodclot name is "Bumba Pussy Rasclart Gyal

Dutty Risha Kingston Jamaica"

It just rolls off the tongue. What would the nickname be?

- Clot. - (Judges laughing)

Little baby Clot.

Once a clot, always a pussy clot.

Tell 'em.

Well, it seems that our first official Snatch Summit

has come to a close.

On behalf of celebrities around the world,

I say merci, danke, grazie, and goodnight.

#

# We are going to the Werk Room #

RA'JAH: It's elimination day,

and you already know your home girl ain't going nowhere.

My favourite moment was when everyone was twerking.

- RA'JAH: Yeah! - (All laughing)

On beat, on beat!

Sorry, am I late?

- (Queens cheering) - ICESIS: What's happening?

Is she lost? What's she doing?

Is she wearing jeans? The audacity.

- Hi, queens! - QUEENS: Hi!

I'm so sorry to interrupt.

I know it's a big day,

but seeing as we have the best queens from around the world,

we thought you deserved a proper welcome.

Please, help me welcome

to the Canada's Drag Race Werk Room,

the Prime Minister of Canada, Justin Trudeau!

- (Queens cheering and laughing) - ICESIS: Oh, my God!

What?!

Do I have to curtsy? Do I have to kiss his ring?

- BROOKE LYNN: This is wild! - I heard you had a summit,

and I think I'm a little too late for it.

- Yes. - ANITA: Oh, my God.

We're actually just about to do a makeover episode.

Oh, that's a big one.

BROOKE LYNN: Queens, anybody wanna take it on?

- Yep! - (All laughing)

This is ground breaking,

the first ever world leader to visit a Drag Race set.

- Ah. - (Queens cheering)

I'm glad to be the first, but I look forward to the time

there's a third or a fourth.

To have a world leader in the Werk Room talking to us,

how amazing is that?

You better work, Justin Trudeau.

Yes.

Let me introduce you to our amazing cast of queens.

From the United States, we have Ra'jah O'Hara.

- Baddest in the game. - JUSTIN: Hello, Ra'Jah.

(Laughing)

BROOKE LYNN: Miss Icesis Couture.

- Hi. - We have Stephanie Prince.

- Hi, daddy. - (All laughing)

Oh, I knew that was gonna come.

From the United States of America,

Miss Silky Nutmeg Ganache.

In the flesh.

From Québec, we have Rita Baga.

Je te connais Rita. Ça va bien?

Ça va bien.

From the United Kingdom, we have Miss Vanity Milan.

Hi, how are you?

From New Zealand, we have Anita Wigl'it.

And also from the United Kingdom,

we have Victoria Scone.

- Hello, gov'na. - (All laughing)

JUSTIN: How's it going?

Are the Canadian queens being welcoming?

Are they appropriately polite, the way we're supposed to be?

Everybody nod!

I wouldn't say they're appropriate,

- but they've been very nice. - (Laughing)

See, in Canada, polite doesn't mean no shade,

because I know that's... that's part of it.

Justin, I just want to thank you for being such an ally.

You're the first prime minister to ever walk in a Pride parade.

- Yes, very cool. - Woo!

- BROOKE LYNN: That's huge. - JUSTIN: Thank you.

But it has been an incredible pleasure

to be part of fighting the good fight

on the right side.

That is about respecting people.

Can we move beyond "tolerate" and start embracing, loving,

and accepting, and learning from,

and being challenged by?

That's how you build a resilient society.

That's what we're trying to do in Canada.

And we got a lot of work still to do.

STEPHANIE: Ooh. You're giving me chills.

- (Laughing and applauding) - ICESIS: Yes!

I know that this is the Great White North,

but how do you feel about adding some brown milk powder?

- (All laughing) - RA'JAH: Okay?

You know what?

We do diversity better than just about any other place

in the world.

It doesn't matter what your background is,

where you're from, who you love,

you enrich this place.

I love that.

I'm bringing some seasoning salt to the table!

- Okay. - We have places to be.

Are there any other questions?

- When do I get to meet RuPaul? - OTHER QUEENS: Ooh!

Shade! Shade!

VANITY: Shade is another word.

Well, Justin, you just won the reading challenge.

- (Queens laughing) - Excellent!

And now, my dear, sashay away.

Aw! I knew that was coming.

Thank you so much! Great to see you.

Hate to see you leave, love to watch you walk away, baby!

(All queens laughing)

- How amazing was that? - STEPHANIE: That was crazy.

- Oh, my God. - I had full body goose bumps.

- STEPHANIE: Me too. - ANITA: Yeah, me too.

I love him so much because people like him

made it easy for immigrants to migrate here,

and have a chance for a better life,

so, like, seeing him... (Choking up)

..being here is actually like such, like it's so nice.

So I thank him and people like him.

Ooh. Ooh, you got me, girl.

VANITY: Gonna tear the girls up.

VICTORIA: I'm not from Canada,

but to hear a politician speak so passionately

and genuinely about that is just so heartwarming.

My God! And so hopeful.

Love is the only way we move forward.

That's the only way we all win

is with love, instead of tolerance,

shall I say.

He knows that there's still work to do.

- Yeah. - VICTORIA: He's not in denial.

I don't know about you girls,

but I think it's time for us to get into some drag.

- QUEENS: Yes! - VANITY: Let's go.

# Shake it up #

- RA'JAH: Look. - ICESIS: What's the matter?

It's a huge spider.

# Oh, my God #

# There's a spider in the Werk Room #

- (Laughing) - (Ra'Jah singing)

# There's a spider #

# In the Werk Room #

#

(Engine revving)

#

(Screaming)

#

# Cover girl #

# Put the bass in your walk #

# Head to toe #

# Let your whole body talk #

- PRIYANKA: Wow. - SARAIN: There she is.

# And what? #

(Judges cheering and applauding)

Welcome to the main stage

of Canada's Drag Race,

Canada Versus the World.

She's the mother of the House of Commons,

it's Traci Melchor.

Hey, Brookie.

Sis, I think I can see your Capitol Hill from here.

Wanna help me pass a bill?

I have to pass something else right now, but maybe later.

(Laughing)

And it's Anishinaabe angel, Sarain Fox.

Hi, Brooke Lynn.

Sarain, how did you find our inaugural meeting of the minds?

- I left feeling snatched. - BROOKE LYNN: I see that.

It could just be the top knot.

And, it's Season One winner of Canada's Drag Race.

It's what's her name?

ALL: Priyanka!

I'm so excited to be here, especially for this episode.

It's a great Canadian tradition.

We invite people who bombed the Snatch Game to judge it.

- I thought I won that week. - Uh-huh.

This week, we challenged our queens

to show off their best celebrity impressions

in the Snatch Summit.

Racers, start your engines,

and may the best drag queen win.

#

# I know you wanna work #

Category is Celestial Bodies.

First up, Silky Nutmeg Ganache.

- Ooh! - Ah!

SILKY: I'm sending my little friend out

to make sure that the judges are ready.

My body is the galaxy and it is what?

Out of this world.

And, baby, when I stop, you get to see it in its full glory.

You hoes need to be lit.

Silky, are you blowing smoke up my ass?

(Judges laughing)

SILKY: This runway is out of sight,

out of mind, out of body,

and if you don't like it, your mama's a hoe.

BROOKE LYNN: Ra'Jah O'Hara.

JUDGES: Oh!

RA'JAH: They said body.

Oh! You know I'm body-ody-ody.

I'm feeling like a star rising out of a dark hole.

Yeah, ma'am.

PRIYANKA: Any hole is a goal.

(Judges laughing)

RA'JAH: Did you see these legs?

Ha! You see these hips?

Oh, baby, they don't lie.

I'm beat for the universe, better yet, the galaxy.

I got you, Milky Way.

Let's go.

BROOKE LYNN: Anita Wigl'it.

BROOKE LYNN AND PRIYANKA: Wow.

ANITA: It used to be The Man in the Moon,

but now, it's The Lady in the Moon.

I've got a moon. I've got stars.

I'm shimmering.

My gown has a beautiful fish tail,

and it's the galaxy billowing, and I am the sky.

Ooh, that's so dramatic.

Isn't it? (Laughing)

BROOKE LYNN: If she doesn't win, I hope she at least gets

- the constellation prize. - (Judges laughing)

- BROOKE LYNN: Rita Baga. - Hey, I know her.

(Judges laughing)

RITA: I'm serving Baga, goddess of the sun.

She's red. She's gold.

She's orange. She's fully stoned.

And I'm talking here about my garment, not me.

- Ooh! - (Judges laughing)

RITA: And ooh, girl! Is she smoking hot or what!?

- My pussy's on fire! - (Traci screaming)

BROOKE LYNN: Stephanie Prince.

JUDGES: Wow!

STEPHANIE: I am serving you Bathala,

in Filipino mythology, the highest being

of the universe,

all these planets are my sons, bitch.

BROOKE LYNN: Like a phoenix rising from the asses.

(Judges laughing)

STEPHANIE: I look sparkly.

I'm wearing this silver and gold armour with a headpiece.

(Roaring)

PRIYANKA: Did she just burp?

(Judges laughing)

STEPHANIE: Bitch, I look good.

BROOKE LYNN: Vanity Milan.

VANITY: I am serving you out of this world fantasy.

I feel good. My skin is glistening.

This outfit is shining.

I spent a lot of money on this, bitch.

- PRIYANKA: That is a U-F-Hoe. - OTHER JUDGES: Oh!

VANITY: I'm bumping down this runway like I am out of space,

and I am giving it, serving it,

tootin' it.

Never boot it, bitch.

The judges' jaws are droppin'.

Pick it up, sweetie, and get on this ride.

(Laughing)

BROOKE LYNN: Victoria Scone.

Ooh!

TRACI: This look has a nice ring to it.

(Judges laughing)

VICTORIA: I'm serving interga-lactating

Saturn superstar.

From head to toe, I'm covered in rings,

and I'm giving Brooke Lynn

a little bit of my ballet training,

and my ring is expanding for the judges.

I think I'm ovulating.

SARAIN: She liked it and she put a ring on it.

That's gonna be one Hell of a pre-nup.

VICTORIA: My body is very celestial,

not man-made, and a large black hole.

(Laughing)

BROOKE LYNN: Icesis Couture.

PRIYANKA: Whoa!

ICESIS: She is the mother of the celestial beings.

BROOKE LYNN: Gorgeous.

TRACI: This look is really catching my third eye.

- That's gross. - (Laughing)

ICESIS: I am a deity. I own the sky.

I am the Justin Trudeau of space.

(Laughing) So stupid.

I am floating down this runway and you should bow down to me.

She gives great head... piece.

(Judges laughing)

BROOKE LYNN: Welcome, queens.

Based on your performance in the Snatch Summit,

and your runway presentations, we have made some decisions.

When I call your name, please step forward.

Rita Baga,

Vanity Milan,

you are safe.

Oh.

Please step to the back of the stage.

Merci.

Queens, you represent the tops and the bottoms of the week.

It is now time for the judges' critiques.

First up, Silky Nutmeg Ganache.

This is such a fun runway.

- Thank you. - And you always put on a show.

Your Snatch Game, when it comes to a Lizzo impersonation,

bitch, you've got it down.

Entertaining doesn't always translate into funny.

You would just start talking

'cause you didn't know what the joke was,

and you were trying to think of it,

so you just kept talking in circles

until you thought of something.

It was a little bit of a laundry list of Lizzo facts.

I literally made a sheet for myself of Lizzo sayings,

and I went and studied her,

and probably just kinda took out the--

- The spontaneity around it. - Mm-hm, okay.

Your runway tonight, is this, like, Draco,

the dragon constellation?

- Sure! - TRACI: Okay.

- (Judges laughing) - TRACI: It is smokin'.

I really love the hair. I love the puppeting.

- Really fantastic. - Thank you.

(Judges laughing)

Next up, Ra'Jah O'Hara.

In the Snatch Summit, you played Big Freedia

and you did not come to play with these hoes.

- I came to slay, bitch. - BROOKE LYNN: Yes, you did.

You were such a joy to watch.

You gave us interaction with the other celebs.

You understood your character, but also heightened it.

Girl, you caught everything.

You were like really engaged, really listening.

You held the space. Amazing!

Big Freedia, are you kidding?

Let's talk about the runway look, like shocking.

You look like an icon.

You turned the corner and I was like, "Uh, pardon?"

You're a star, baby.

You should be very proud of yourself.

Fantastic, fantastic week for you.

Thank you.

Anita Wigl'it.

- Hello, it's me, Anita. - BROOKE LYNN: It sure is.

I'm gonna start with your runway.

Yes!

This is the kind of campy glamour that I expect.

I love it, I love it, I love it.

- Thank you. - It looks beautiful.

Now, let's talk about the Snatch Summit.

Had you not had the name in front of you,

and had you not told me who you were going to do,

I would have had no idea you were Adele.

Oh, wow.

And then, the jokes just didn't land.

TRACI: You know, you looked like you were having fun.

How did you feel about it?

Honestly, I... I thought that I did quite well.

On my season, I was only there for four episodes,

and I was able to show the world so much,

and it's been two weeks now, and I've just kind of...

I feel really disappointed in myself.

You can still find this beauty and magic in you.

Just because we have a different opinion about that,

doesn't mean that you can't own those moments.

We're gonna have peaks and valleys.

That's life. Look at this panel.

Two of these people did not do well in the Snatch Game.

-PRIYANKA: Okay, we know, Traci. -And look at them now.

Yes, thank you. Let's all drive it home.

- Yeah, we get it, we get it. - (All laughing)

You just have to like let yourself have

the Drag Race journey.

Just live it, 'cause, like, this runway is incredible.

I wanna put you in a museum,

or put you under my bed and hide you there forever.

(Laughing)

Up next, Stephanie Prince.

Your look on the runway tonight!

- BROOKE LYNN: Mm-hm. - TRACI: I mean!

Elegance, grace, sparkle.

I was so excited that you were here

because on Canada's Drag Race, somebody sent you home too early

'cause you are one of the funniest queens,

but, like, watching Snatch Game, you were not making me laugh.

You looked just like Cardi B.

However, we talked in the Werk Room.

You said, "I'm not just gonna rely on her mannerisms,"

and that's kind of what ended up happening.

Cardi is a very big character, and you gave us that,

but she's not like that all the time.

SARAIN: It was more like the stereotypes.

She's also really intelligent.

I was looking for a little more of that,

but, your outfits were really great,

both Cardi B and tonight for this runway challenge.

The way that this just goes.

BROOKE LYNN: Really, really stunning.

This is what I've come to expect from you.

You're one of those girls I always get excited

when I know you're coming up on the runway

'cause I know I'm going to get a look.

Up next, Victoria Scone.

I think you look so beautiful.

VICTORIA: It's a chunk of metal that weighs an awful lot.

SARAIN: I didn't expect to love this, like, Baroque style

with this really, like, futuristic vibe of the clothing.

Today, I felt like I got to know a little bit of your personality

of who you are, of how you wanna show up in drag,

and at Snatch Summit, I felt like I didn't get that,

because, I really wanted Kim Woodburn to just freak out.

Yes.

I was waiting the whole Snatch Summit

for you just to lose it 100 percent.

BROOKE LYNN: You looked just like her.

You sounded just like her, and you did have some funny moments.

But I was just waiting for you to just take it up a notch.

But I feel like, with you in this competition so far,

you're very quiet.

Are you comfortable here?

This is literally my happy place.

Okay.

It's obviously terrifying, and I have only had

two episodes of experience.

Yeah, being a Cis woman, do you feel like you have--

A lot to prove all the time, and that never stops.

Yeah.

I do have a lot of weight on my shoulders.

That's why I've got these lovely shoulder pads.

- (Judges laughing) - It helps.

I think all of us can relate to you.

Being the first ever, like, Brown winner of a Drag Race

was, like, so tough, you know.

Don't let it make you overthink,

and just know that, like, you have a space here.

You're an icon. You're funny.

You're welcome.

Not like you're welcome. Like, you're welcome.

- (Judges laughing) - PRIYANKA: So amazing.

Thank you.

- BROOKE LYNN: Icesis Couture. - Hello.

I'm a big fan of, like, sci-fi, fantasy, action movies.

You look like the head of a dynasty on another planet.

Exactly.

We have to get right to you as Donatella Versace.

Yes.

It was a performance that was quiet,

that was nuanced, that was hilarious.

We found you splayed out at one point.

Donatella is a person we know what she looks like,

you know, but we don't really know her.

She's a bit of an enigma.

And you kind of just dove into that little pocket,

and you worked with it.

You would catch my eye and it was as though I was catching

the eye of Donatella.

You know, I was like, "Ooh, she's looking at me!"

And you wanted her to make fun of you.

Yeah, exactly, I was like begging for it.

BROOKE LYNN: Yeah.

PRIYANKA: It was interesting to watch someone's Snatch Game,

and also fall in love with the drag queen

behind the character they're playing too.

It was incredible. Well played.

Thanks, babe. (Laughing)

BROOKE LYNN: Thank you, queens.

Based on the judges' critiques,

we have made some decisions.

#

Ra'Jah O'Hara,

Icesis Couture,

condragulations!

You are the top two queens of the week.

- SILKY: Come through, sis! - Yeah!

Victoria Scone,

Silky Nutmeg Ganache,

you are both safe.

- (Exhaling) - Thank you.

#

That means Anita Wigl'it,

Stephanie Prince,

I'm sorry, my dears,

but you are in the bottom.

Ra'Jah O'Hara, Icesis Couture,

each of you needs to decide which of the bottom queens

you'll eliminate,

if you win the lip synch.

- You may leave the stage. - Thank you.

(Engine revving)

- (Ra'Jah laughing) - ICESIS: Yeah, baby!

Oh, I'm so proud of you.

Cheers to being out of this world, ladies.

QUEENS: Cheers.

VANITY: Anita, Stephanie, how are you feeling?

I'm in the bottom again. Honestly, I'm disappointed.

Wow. I did not expect this at all.

My fight is not over. I'm still here.

I still have a fire in my pussy.

How about you, Anita?

This is obviously what we all do for our livings,

and it hurts... (Choking up)

..because you wanna do so well, especially when you're, like,

the only one representing your country.

ANITA: I can't stop crying.

Thank goodness for setting spray, is all I can say.

I can't wait to re-watch it,

and then realize that I really was terrible.

SILKY: Miss thing thought she was in the top.

She can go home based on her delusion alone.

- ICESIS: Victoria? - I am a little disappointed.

I'm quite good for sort of back and repeat,

so really, I should have excelled in that challenge,

but it just lights a fire under all three of my holes--

- (Other queens laughing) - (Laughing)

I think the Canadian is rubbing off on me

a little bit too much here.

No more Mrs. Nice Lady.

However, I completely agree with the top two.

Hands down, you two were the best.

- I feel fantastic. - (All laughing)

- Ra'Jah? - Oh, my God.

Ra'Jah, we fightin'.

We've got some decisions to make.

We sure do.

How do you plan on choosin' who stays and who goes?

I think it all depends on these conversations

we're about to have.

RA'JAH: I just need y'all to say somethin'.

- I will. - (Anita laughing nervously)

Plead your case, Boo-boo. Come on, girl.

It actually feels really good to have this position.

(Laughing)

ANITA: I just really want the opportunity

to show my growth from my season,

and to show the world what else I can do.

I'd never done a reading challenge,

and then I won the reading challenge.

Oh, you did, shady bitch.

(Laughing) I'm so sorry.

Uh-huh.

I wanna prove that I can turn this around

or my chances of getting a crown are just like...

(Imitating a bomb falling and exploding)

I'd just like to go forward into other challenges

that I haven't had the opportunity to do.

No expectations.

I think it's gonna be so freeing for me.

I want this so bad.

Sometimes, you just have to get it out of your system.

- Yeah. - I like to twerk a little bit.

- Yeah? - You wanna twerk a little bit?

I would love to twerk a little bit.

Let's twerk a little bit, bitch.

# Da-da-da, da-da-da, da-da-da #

- (Laughing) - Freak, freak, freak, freak,

freak dat ass

RA'JAH: I could eliminate Miss Anita

because I know that she's a comedy queen,

and I know there are some comedy challenges coming up,

but then, I could also, like, keep her around

because she's not that confident right now.

But I have to see, and talk to Miss Stephanie,

and see what Miss Stephanie's energy is giving too.

I want to be here so bad. You have no idea.

So, what do you think you have over Anita?

- Comedy. - You can't do comedy.

- Yes, I can. - (Laughing)

I think you started off well on Snatch Game,

and then, like the judges said, I think it was all one note,

and I will say, what Anita gave, I didn't find funny at all.

STEPHANIE: Mm-hm.

We've already gotten rid of one Canadian girl.

Yeah, so...

Do I want to get rid of another one?

- Be the one to do that again? - Do you know what I mean?

So that's also going to play into my decision making.

Can I get a tear or something?

(Icesis laughing) Can you give me a little more?

(Icesis laughing)

Icesis is my sister. She knows I have more to show.

And Ra'Jah, as much as I love her...

STEPHANIE: How are you?

I don't know how her decision making is gonna play out.

I kinda really wanna listen in. I wanna be nosy.

Just wondering what Stephanie will be saying.

You just need to fight. Choose your words right.

Your life is in someone else's hands

at that present moment in time.

Maybe the Canadian girls will stick together

because we are in Canada Versus The World,

but you never know what's on somebody's mind.

I need to show more of my personality.

- I do. - What's been holdin' you back?

Coming back here, like, and competing against people,

queens with bigger personality,

it's quite hard,

but if you decide to let me stay for another week,

you will see the fun Stephanie,

you will see the... the... (Roaring)

..Stephanie, like the... (Roaring)

I'm not gonna wait for you to get to the finale

to figure out if you're gon' be great.

You need to be bringing your greatness now, henny.

I would never wanna bag Stephanie

'cause I think she's brilliant.

ICESIS: Go for it. This is what this is for.

Go for it. Tell me.

I feel, for me, I've been doing drag for twelve years now.

- Sixteen, yeah. - Oh, my gosh!

And I had to start at the real bottom.

I see that.

I love Stephanie so much, but I feel like I have

a little bit more, like, decorum,

- a little bit more grace maybe. - Yep.

I feel more deserving to take that spot.

I'm hoping that she'll go "If I had to buy a ticket

to a Stephanie show or Anita show,

who would I rather see?"

And I'm hoping she'd pick me,

but Icesis and Stephanie are sisters.

Oh, I don't... I don't know.

I do not know.

What I know is that I don't know.

(Laughing) See you soon.

Thank you so much, Anita. That's that.

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ICESIS: Having another Canadian in the bottom,

it honestly breaks my heart.

(Exhaling deeply)

She wants to be here so much, but I could also keep Anita.

Her potential is absolutely amazing.

My heart is saying to keep Stephanie,

but my mind is telling me to keep Anita.

This is going to be terrible.

(Laughing) This is terrible.

RA'JAH: Do I be fair? Do I be shady?

Do I be strategic?

Or do I just go with my heart?

Who deserves another opportunity to fight?

With great power comes great responsibility.

And, off with her head. How about that?

(Laughing)

(Engine revving)

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(Both laughing)

#

Welcome back, everyone.

Two internationally acclaimed queens

stand before us.

Prior to tonight,

you were asked to prepare a lip synch performance

of "Sk8er Boi" by Avril Lavigne.

This is your chance to impress us,

and earn the power to give one of the bottom queens the boot.

#

The time has come...

(Lightning cracking)

for you to lip synch

for the world!

#

Good luck

and don't fuck it up.

#

# He was a boy, She was a girl #

# Can I make it any more obvious? #

# He was a punk, She did ballet #

Judges: Ow!

# What more can I say? #

# He wanted her, She'd never tell #

# Secretly she wanted him as well #

# But all of her friends stuck up their nose #

# And they had a problem with his baggy clothes #

# He was a skater boy #

# She said, "See you later, boy" #

# He wasn't good enough for her #

# She had a pretty face, but her head was up in space #

# She needed to come back down to #

# Earth #

#

(Judges screaming)

#

# Sorry, girl, but you missed out #

# Well, tough luck, that boy's mine now #

# We are more than just good friends #

# This is how the story ends #

# Too bad that you couldn't see #

# See the man that boy could be #

# There is more than meets the eye #

# I see the soul that is inside #

# He's just a boy and I'm just a girl #

# Can I make it any more obvious? #

# We are in love #

# Haven't you heard? #

# How we rock each other's world #

#

# I'm with the skater boy #

# I said, "See you later, boy" #

# I'll be back stage after the show #

# I'll be at a studio singing the song we wrote #

# About a girl you used to know #

# I'm with the skater boy #

# I said, "See you later, boy" #

# I'll be back stage after the show #

# I'll be at a studio singing the song we wrote #

# About a girl you used to #

# Know #

(Judges cheering)

(All cheering and applauding)

- (Both grunting) - BROOKE LYNN: Yay, gay sports!

(All laughing)

#

Queens, we've made our decision,

and that was one Hell of a show.

You know that's right.

Oh, yeah, baby.

Icesis Couture,

condragulations!

- (Screaming and laughing) - You're a winner, baby!

(Applauding and laughing)

Yeah, come on, Canada!

Next time, bitch. Next time, bitch.

- (Both laughing) - I love you.

You have won a luxury vacation for two

to Puerto Vallarta, Mexico,

courtesy of our friends at Air Canada Vacations.

Okay!

Ra'Jah O'Hara, phenomenal job this week.

You are safe.

You may join the other queens.

(All cheering and applauding)

Such a pleasure. Thank y'all.

(Laughing)

#

Will the bottom two queens please step forward?

#

Icesis Couture,

with great power

comes great responsibility.

Which queen have you chosen

to get the boot?

First off, I wanna say I love the both of you very, very much,

and it was so hard to choose between the two of you.

But if I had to choose, I'm going by track record.

Stephanie, I'm sending you home.

#

# You stupid hoe, hoe, hoe #

(Laughing)

The lipstick has spoken.

Stephanie Prince, our Calgary queen...

Oh. (Sighing)

..with you we always strike gold.

You are and will always be a global phenomenon.

Now, sashay away.

Thank you, guys.

- I love you. - I'm sorry.

- That was hard. - STEPHANIE: Bye, ladies.

We love you so much. Yes, bitch.

#

I have no exit line.

(All laughing)

- I'm dead! - (Laughing)

# Here we go again #

I feel really good.

I'm the look queen of Canada Versus the World.

Bitch, I look good.

I hope Canada, and Philippines,

and the whole continent of Asia, I make them proud.

Can you all give my number to Justin so he can message me?

(Laughing)

Please.

Bye.

Condragulations, queens!

You live to slay another day.

Now, remember,

stay true north strong and what?

QUEENS: Fierce!

Now, let the music play!

(Queens cheering)

# French tip, lipstick painted on #

# You wear it well, Value sure suits you #

# Ooh-ooh-ooh, Work it for me #

# Work it for me, me #

# You wear it, you wear it, you wear it well #

RUPAUL: Next time, on Canada's Drag Race,

Canada Versus the World.

You'll brave the elements

in the weather ball.

(All cheering)

We are going to have a ball!

ANITA: It's time to see if these sewing lessons have paid off.

Have you ever heard of the phrase, less is more?

That look was unlike anything I've ever seen.

My jaw just dropped.

The presentation was amazing.

Is anybody else turned on?

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