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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:03:17,325 --> 00:03:20,593 To be honest, I didn't really give it a second thought. 2 00:03:20,695 --> 00:03:23,665 He seemed like a nice guy and everything, but, you know... 3 00:03:23,834 --> 00:03:26,802 ...nothing to die for or anything. 4 00:03:27,369 --> 00:03:29,735 We chatted for a while, but it was small talk. 5 00:03:29,905 --> 00:03:33,171 Nothing flirtatious. It was the furthest thing from my mind. 6 00:03:33,343 --> 00:03:36,470 He was telling me about some trip to Africa he'd done... 7 00:03:36,645 --> 00:03:40,843 ...photographing meerkats. These puny, rodent-like things. 8 00:03:42,452 --> 00:03:44,546 They're incredible animals. 9 00:03:44,722 --> 00:03:46,951 They live communally, so they eat together... 10 00:03:47,125 --> 00:03:50,061 ...they work together, they look after each other's young. 11 00:03:50,596 --> 00:03:54,463 They keep watch, holding their hands to their foreheads to shield their eyes... 12 00:03:54,632 --> 00:03:57,500 ...while the rest of the tribe forage for food. 13 00:03:57,668 --> 00:04:00,797 Then Sam arrived and dragged me away. 14 00:04:02,373 --> 00:04:04,899 But it wasn't until we shared a cab home.... 15 00:04:07,180 --> 00:04:10,446 So London must be an exciting place to live. 16 00:04:10,617 --> 00:04:12,278 Yeah. 17 00:04:12,952 --> 00:04:16,719 Apart from the cold, the rain, the filth, the huge cost of everything... 18 00:04:16,890 --> 00:04:19,917 ...and the English, it's a great place to live. 19 00:04:20,928 --> 00:04:24,126 Sounds terrific. So how long are you here for? 20 00:04:25,333 --> 00:04:27,994 -Till Thursday. -Right. 21 00:04:28,169 --> 00:04:31,036 -Three days. -Yeah. 22 00:04:32,474 --> 00:04:35,068 He wasn't gorgeous or anything. 23 00:04:35,243 --> 00:04:38,110 He didn't seem to be my type somehow. 24 00:04:38,280 --> 00:04:41,842 I was surprised. There was something about him that was turning me on. 25 00:04:42,018 --> 00:04:43,679 He had this... 26 00:04:44,254 --> 00:04:45,846 ...relaxed magnetism. 27 00:04:46,022 --> 00:04:48,490 Sort of, I don't know, like he didn't give a shit. 28 00:04:48,659 --> 00:04:52,059 Yeah, there was definitely something going on between us. 29 00:04:52,229 --> 00:04:55,631 When you're about to leave the country, you suddenly become more desirable. 30 00:04:55,799 --> 00:04:58,700 Anyway, he made me laugh. 31 00:04:59,604 --> 00:05:01,265 And I like that. 32 00:05:04,441 --> 00:05:06,377 Three days. 33 00:05:08,013 --> 00:05:09,274 It's tempting. 34 00:05:10,783 --> 00:05:12,273 It's tempting. 35 00:05:13,318 --> 00:05:15,514 Very tempting. 36 00:05:16,490 --> 00:05:20,358 With two days off for good behavior. She knows I'm leaving. 37 00:05:20,526 --> 00:05:24,461 Could be fun. Nothing complicated. I mean, he won't hang around. 38 00:05:25,799 --> 00:05:30,099 It's for one night. Doesn't have all the usual expectations. 39 00:05:30,904 --> 00:05:33,099 I bet he wants to. 40 00:05:33,941 --> 00:05:36,205 -Does she want to? -I'm sure he wants to. 41 00:05:36,376 --> 00:05:40,371 -Yeah, I think she wants to. -And if it doesn't work out.... 42 00:05:40,982 --> 00:05:44,146 -Maybe she's covered in tattoos. -Maybe he can't get an erection. 43 00:05:44,319 --> 00:05:46,946 -She could be neurotic. -He's into something weird. 44 00:05:47,122 --> 00:05:49,146 Doesn't matter, I'm back in London. 45 00:05:49,324 --> 00:05:53,159 He'll be gone soon, who cares? Bye-bye. 46 00:05:53,561 --> 00:05:57,091 So I was thinking, "Should I ask him in?" 47 00:05:57,734 --> 00:06:01,500 I don't know. I was feeling pretty horny. 48 00:06:07,344 --> 00:06:09,970 This is me, here on the left. 49 00:06:18,690 --> 00:06:20,214 So.... 50 00:06:22,660 --> 00:06:25,722 -You'll be okay? -Yeah, I'll be fine. 51 00:06:29,068 --> 00:06:33,562 -Well, I guess I'll see you then. -Yeah, yeah. 52 00:06:34,105 --> 00:06:35,801 Bye. 53 00:06:36,276 --> 00:06:37,765 Bye. 54 00:06:42,883 --> 00:06:46,410 But that was it, I really felt like sex. 55 00:06:46,586 --> 00:06:48,317 I want sex. 56 00:06:48,488 --> 00:06:50,080 I need sex. 57 00:06:50,256 --> 00:06:52,022 I love sex. 58 00:06:53,061 --> 00:06:55,619 Come on, ask her. Ask her. 59 00:06:56,632 --> 00:06:59,794 What the hell, he's leaving in three days. 60 00:07:07,744 --> 00:07:11,075 -Look, I was sort of thinking... -You want to come in for a coffee? 61 00:07:11,246 --> 00:07:15,947 -I wouldn't mind some tea. -Tea? You'll be lucky. 62 00:07:16,119 --> 00:07:17,677 Come on. 63 00:07:24,527 --> 00:07:26,325 Here we go again. 64 00:07:55,461 --> 00:07:57,863 What are you doing? 65 00:07:58,031 --> 00:08:00,364 Just sawing my arm off, so I don't have to wake you. 66 00:08:00,534 --> 00:08:02,001 It didn't work. 67 00:08:03,904 --> 00:08:05,873 What time is it? 68 00:08:10,612 --> 00:08:13,343 -It's still early. -Do you have to go? 69 00:08:13,517 --> 00:08:15,948 No, I thought you might want to sleep. 70 00:08:18,621 --> 00:08:20,316 You can go if you want. 71 00:08:22,859 --> 00:08:25,191 But you don't have to. 72 00:08:26,395 --> 00:08:28,261 Do you want me to go? 73 00:08:28,431 --> 00:08:30,628 Lie down, will you? 74 00:08:34,772 --> 00:08:36,636 Oh, my God, you're naked! 75 00:08:36,808 --> 00:08:40,209 Quit talking. I have to get to sleep. 76 00:08:40,378 --> 00:08:43,280 And don't move. No wriggling. 77 00:08:43,449 --> 00:08:45,712 I don't want to open my... 78 00:08:46,317 --> 00:08:46,384 Yeah, if I like someone, I like doing it. It's... 79 00:08:46,384 --> 00:08:50,014 Yeah, if I like someone, I like doing it. It's... 80 00:08:50,723 --> 00:08:52,213 It's sexy. 81 00:08:53,025 --> 00:08:55,927 And there's something really intimate about it. 82 00:08:58,865 --> 00:09:03,029 What are you doing? Do I know you? 83 00:09:04,404 --> 00:09:06,498 It's the best time... 84 00:09:07,539 --> 00:09:09,475 ...when you're still half-asleep. 85 00:09:09,643 --> 00:09:12,703 Just semiconscious. 86 00:09:13,714 --> 00:09:18,813 And the warmth, it starts down here and just fills your whole body. 87 00:09:33,503 --> 00:09:36,199 -Try relaxing. -I am relaxed. 88 00:09:36,371 --> 00:09:38,237 I'm trying. 89 00:09:44,849 --> 00:09:48,783 Yeah. Okay. Okay, I'm relaxed. 90 00:09:48,952 --> 00:09:50,886 So eyes closed... 91 00:09:51,055 --> 00:09:52,818 ...stay asleep. 92 00:09:57,563 --> 00:09:59,894 What if I don't come? 93 00:10:00,399 --> 00:10:02,093 Stop it. 94 00:10:02,267 --> 00:10:05,432 Just close your eyes. Just close your eyes. 95 00:10:08,908 --> 00:10:11,207 Bingo. That's it. 96 00:10:11,377 --> 00:10:13,937 Nice and gentle. 97 00:10:16,315 --> 00:10:20,310 Up a bit, up a bit. Now around. Go around. 98 00:10:21,889 --> 00:10:23,913 There. Yeah. 99 00:10:24,759 --> 00:10:27,387 What if I come too fast? 100 00:10:27,562 --> 00:10:31,158 Forget about him. He can beg for his later. 101 00:10:31,667 --> 00:10:36,127 Yeah, I'm just going to lie here and relax and enjoy it. 102 00:10:37,605 --> 00:10:39,767 Left. Go left. 103 00:10:40,242 --> 00:10:42,142 Please go left. 104 00:10:42,311 --> 00:10:44,335 Just there. 105 00:10:45,381 --> 00:10:48,009 -I like it at night. -I like it when he blows. 106 00:10:48,183 --> 00:10:52,246 -Needs to be a nice tongue. -No, soft. Soft, little licks... 107 00:10:52,422 --> 00:10:56,620 -...that start on my thighs and move in. -It just doesn't do it for me. 108 00:10:56,792 --> 00:10:59,388 It's what he does with his hands that makes it special. 109 00:11:06,005 --> 00:11:07,731 God. 110 00:11:08,539 --> 00:11:10,770 So close. 111 00:11:12,510 --> 00:11:17,106 I found out how to relax with someone new. 112 00:11:18,016 --> 00:11:19,677 And I got quite ticklish. 113 00:11:20,551 --> 00:11:24,546 Sometimes I just find it too intimate, with his tongue and everything. 114 00:11:24,723 --> 00:11:29,185 He seemed to enjoy it, which is good. Well, I think he enjoyed it. 115 00:11:30,129 --> 00:11:32,223 It wasn't a chore for him. 116 00:11:32,398 --> 00:11:37,360 But I got a bit desensitized, and I think the poor boy got a bit tired. 117 00:11:40,042 --> 00:11:41,940 Are you okay? 118 00:11:44,946 --> 00:11:47,107 It's a meerkat! 119 00:11:49,517 --> 00:11:52,078 What were you doing down there? 120 00:11:52,254 --> 00:11:55,120 I was foraging for food. 121 00:11:56,057 --> 00:12:00,017 No, she didn't come. But she seemed to enjoy it. 122 00:12:00,195 --> 00:12:01,925 She was laughing enough. 123 00:12:02,097 --> 00:12:06,261 It's sexy when their hips and bottoms start to move around like that. 124 00:12:06,436 --> 00:12:10,634 After a while, it felt like my jaw was going to drop out of my head. 125 00:12:23,288 --> 00:12:25,814 Sorry I was so ticklish. 126 00:12:26,723 --> 00:12:28,750 Don't worry about it. 127 00:12:29,327 --> 00:12:31,296 It felt good. 128 00:12:32,465 --> 00:12:36,060 No, you've got a... You got a good, good laugh. 129 00:12:37,871 --> 00:12:41,236 You gotta shave before next time. 130 00:12:41,406 --> 00:12:43,933 What do you mean, next time? 131 00:12:49,682 --> 00:12:51,913 Yeah, it's like sandpaper. 132 00:12:52,085 --> 00:12:54,247 You've got to prepare the surface properly... 133 00:12:54,421 --> 00:12:58,256 ...if you want to start any serious decorating. 134 00:13:01,028 --> 00:13:04,465 Look, it felt good. It just takes me a little time... 135 00:13:04,633 --> 00:13:07,864 ...to get used to being so intimate, that's all. 136 00:13:13,843 --> 00:13:16,108 It's a strange situation, I guess. 137 00:13:16,279 --> 00:13:19,942 One moment you're really intimate, fucking each other's brains out. 138 00:13:20,116 --> 00:13:23,349 The next minute, probably never see each other again. 139 00:13:23,521 --> 00:13:26,785 It felt good between us, but he's going. 140 00:13:26,957 --> 00:13:31,225 I guess he could've stayed another night, but that would complicate things. 141 00:13:31,396 --> 00:13:36,459 Yeah, that's what it's about. It's sex for one night without any commitment. 142 00:13:36,633 --> 00:13:38,499 Yeah, we both knew that. 143 00:13:38,670 --> 00:13:40,159 No, it was fun. 144 00:13:40,338 --> 00:13:46,245 And he's tender, passionate, everything you want from a guy, but.... 145 00:14:50,614 --> 00:14:54,051 There you are. I thought you sneaked out. 146 00:14:54,219 --> 00:14:57,346 I was about to, but first I thought I'd rifle through your drawers. 147 00:15:04,532 --> 00:15:06,124 What? 148 00:15:06,299 --> 00:15:10,166 -So when's the big day? -Saturday, a week. 149 00:15:10,337 --> 00:15:12,932 Look, I better get going. I got heaps to do. 150 00:15:13,106 --> 00:15:17,237 Relax, you big dummy, it's not mine. God, what kind of girl do you think I am? 151 00:15:17,410 --> 00:15:21,278 I don't know. For all I know, you like that sort of thing. 152 00:15:21,449 --> 00:15:23,974 Yeah, right. No, I'm making it for someone. 153 00:15:24,151 --> 00:15:25,585 You're a dressmaker? 154 00:15:25,754 --> 00:15:29,315 Designer. Well, I used to be, but I got the shits for doing things like that. 155 00:15:29,491 --> 00:15:32,756 But in a moment of utter weakness, I said yes. Don't ask me why. 156 00:15:32,928 --> 00:15:36,489 -So, what do you do now? -Does it really matter? 157 00:15:36,666 --> 00:15:39,293 I do have cups, you know. 158 00:15:39,468 --> 00:15:43,199 It doesn't matter. I'm just vaguely interested, that's all. 159 00:15:43,372 --> 00:15:45,672 Shit. What's the date? 160 00:15:45,842 --> 00:15:48,710 Oh, no, I've got a stupid fitting tomorrow. 161 00:15:48,879 --> 00:15:52,780 -Sounds to me like you're a dressmaker. -She'll fucking kill me. 162 00:15:53,283 --> 00:15:55,913 Look, I should get out of your hair. 163 00:15:56,086 --> 00:15:58,920 I wasn't trying to get rid of you. 164 00:15:59,088 --> 00:16:03,653 I guess, so.... Then maybe I'll call you? 165 00:16:04,728 --> 00:16:07,255 When? I mean, you're leaving in... 166 00:16:07,433 --> 00:16:11,459 I don't think I'll be, you know, in the right frame of mind. 167 00:16:12,571 --> 00:16:14,539 Yeah, I better go. 168 00:16:23,015 --> 00:16:24,574 See you. 169 00:17:03,294 --> 00:17:05,090 What do we got here? 170 00:17:33,127 --> 00:17:35,287 Now, wait a minute. 171 00:17:40,401 --> 00:17:41,891 -Hello? -Tim, it's Josh. 172 00:17:42,069 --> 00:17:44,435 Where have you been? You disappeared last night. 173 00:17:44,605 --> 00:17:46,834 -Well, I went home with someone. -Yeah? Who? 174 00:17:47,006 --> 00:17:49,101 -You know, a woman. -Really? 175 00:17:49,277 --> 00:17:51,141 -Yeah, Cinthia. -Cinthia? 176 00:17:51,312 --> 00:17:52,940 Remember? I was talking to her. 177 00:17:53,113 --> 00:17:55,708 -Oh, yeah. Right. -You don't have her number, do you? 178 00:17:55,884 --> 00:17:58,285 Listen, a lot of people want to see you before you go. 179 00:17:58,454 --> 00:18:01,013 I'll be there. I just need to talk to her for a minute. 180 00:18:01,188 --> 00:18:05,149 What happened to, "I just walk away"? You're leaving. She'll end up liking you. 181 00:18:05,328 --> 00:18:07,820 -No, she won't. It's not like that. -Yeah, sure. 182 00:18:07,999 --> 00:18:10,692 -Come on, mate. -I guess I can call someone. 183 00:18:11,000 --> 00:18:15,734 -Can you call me back in 10? -Okay. Okay, thanks. Bye. 184 00:18:22,880 --> 00:18:25,007 Cinthia. Cin. 185 00:18:25,183 --> 00:18:26,740 She's blond? 186 00:18:28,020 --> 00:18:30,011 -Never heard of her. -You're fucking kidding. 187 00:18:30,189 --> 00:18:31,986 He's only been in town for two minutes. 188 00:18:36,729 --> 00:18:38,492 Yeah, I saw him talking to her. 189 00:18:38,664 --> 00:18:41,361 -Oh, Cinthia. Yeah, yeah, yeah. -She was attractive. 190 00:18:41,533 --> 00:18:44,696 -That little rat. -Hasn't she got a boyfriend? 191 00:18:48,709 --> 00:18:50,266 Cinthia? 192 00:18:50,443 --> 00:18:54,210 Oh, no. Well, I've been trying to go out with her for ages! 193 00:18:54,382 --> 00:18:57,214 -It's only because he's going away. -I'm not giving him her number. 194 00:18:57,384 --> 00:19:01,550 He wants to call her? When has he ever wanted to call anyone? 195 00:19:03,626 --> 00:19:05,888 -Josh. -What have you been doing? 196 00:19:06,262 --> 00:19:09,059 Listen, mate. Is it Cinthia Roland or Cinthia Graham? 197 00:19:09,932 --> 00:19:11,421 I don't know. 198 00:19:11,600 --> 00:19:14,036 Who said romance is dead? Where are you? 199 00:19:14,204 --> 00:19:16,331 I'm in a phone box outside the... 200 00:19:17,439 --> 00:19:18,771 I don't know. Somewhere. 201 00:19:18,941 --> 00:19:20,999 You better be here tomorrow. Got a pen? 202 00:19:21,610 --> 00:19:23,876 46... Yeah, Graham. 203 00:19:28,017 --> 00:19:31,009 Okay, thanks. See you. Bye. 204 00:19:39,432 --> 00:19:41,400 It's me. I'm outside of the apartment... 205 00:19:41,566 --> 00:19:45,333 ...and I think the only thing for us to do is to have sex immediately. 206 00:19:47,840 --> 00:19:49,774 I'm sorry. Yes, I'm sorry. 207 00:19:49,943 --> 00:19:54,469 Look, I thought you were somebody else. Okay, I'm sorry. Bye. 208 00:19:56,015 --> 00:19:57,505 Fuck. 209 00:20:04,424 --> 00:20:06,984 -Hello. -Hi, could I speak to Cinthia Graham? 210 00:20:07,160 --> 00:20:10,529 -I mean, Cinthia Roland. -It's me, you idiot. What do you want? 211 00:20:10,699 --> 00:20:13,758 I'm sorry. Look, I think I've just had sex with a total stranger. 212 00:20:13,935 --> 00:20:16,495 It's only been five minutes and you've been unfaithful? 213 00:20:16,670 --> 00:20:20,165 I thought it was you. I think I rang some other Cinthia by mistake. 214 00:20:22,444 --> 00:20:25,107 -So you rang? -Yeah. 215 00:20:25,615 --> 00:20:28,674 -Yeah, I was... -Hey, come upstairs. 216 00:20:28,850 --> 00:20:31,514 I'm taking all my clothes off. 217 00:20:32,021 --> 00:20:34,012 I might have something to keep you warm. 218 00:20:34,190 --> 00:20:36,955 Why don't you bring it up here? I don't want to catch a chill. 219 00:21:06,659 --> 00:21:10,460 -Did I say goodbye? -I don't think so. 220 00:21:11,030 --> 00:21:13,056 Not properly. 221 00:21:16,036 --> 00:21:18,094 Okay, see you. 222 00:21:19,673 --> 00:21:21,302 Bye. 223 00:21:24,945 --> 00:21:27,641 My leg, my leg! Just... Yeah. 224 00:21:51,354 --> 00:21:54,776 Oh, my God, this is so good! 225 00:22:03,791 --> 00:22:05,258 Don't fall in love with him. 226 00:22:05,426 --> 00:22:08,918 Don't fall in love with him. Don't, don't, don't! 227 00:22:09,096 --> 00:22:11,324 I love you! 228 00:22:21,008 --> 00:22:22,533 What? 229 00:22:25,580 --> 00:22:29,312 -What? -You know what. 230 00:22:29,484 --> 00:22:31,578 I didn't mean it. 231 00:22:32,322 --> 00:22:33,845 What? 232 00:22:34,023 --> 00:22:36,548 You're a bastard for making me say that. 233 00:22:36,726 --> 00:22:38,216 What did I do? 234 00:22:38,394 --> 00:22:40,659 I was under duress. 235 00:22:43,835 --> 00:22:45,961 Look, it's not fair. I'm taking that back. 236 00:22:46,136 --> 00:22:47,798 No, it's too late. You can't. 237 00:22:47,973 --> 00:22:50,134 Weren't you leaving? 238 00:22:57,783 --> 00:23:00,149 It's definitely the go. 239 00:23:00,451 --> 00:23:03,786 From behind, with your hand on my clitoris. 240 00:23:10,463 --> 00:23:12,524 Hi, gorgeous. It's me. 241 00:23:13,434 --> 00:23:16,561 -Pick up. I know you're there. -I'm not answering that. 242 00:23:16,737 --> 00:23:20,901 Hello, hello, hello. Come on, I know you can hear me. 243 00:23:22,210 --> 00:23:23,768 Come on, Cin, pick up. 244 00:23:23,946 --> 00:23:26,470 Hi, Sam. I'm here. 245 00:23:27,715 --> 00:23:29,946 Good. Yeah. 246 00:23:30,120 --> 00:23:32,849 No, a little tired. 247 00:23:33,789 --> 00:23:35,483 No, it was good. 248 00:23:35,657 --> 00:23:37,991 Yeah, about 2:30. 249 00:23:39,330 --> 00:23:41,524 Nothing. Yeah. 250 00:23:43,367 --> 00:23:44,925 Well... 251 00:23:45,102 --> 00:23:46,592 ...yeah. 252 00:23:50,042 --> 00:23:53,500 -Well, actually, he stayed the night. -He stayed the night? 253 00:23:53,679 --> 00:23:55,839 -He stayed the night! -What do you mean? 254 00:23:56,014 --> 00:23:57,379 -At her place? -Has he left? 255 00:23:57,549 --> 00:24:00,418 -Did she have sex with him? -She had sex with him! 256 00:24:00,586 --> 00:24:02,417 What happened? 257 00:24:02,588 --> 00:24:06,046 -So, what happened? -Well, what do you think happened? 258 00:24:06,225 --> 00:24:07,988 Yeah. 259 00:24:08,595 --> 00:24:11,689 -Yeah, it was pretty good. -She'll want some details. 260 00:24:11,866 --> 00:24:16,633 -Come on, I want some details. -Not now. 261 00:24:16,804 --> 00:24:19,602 -Is he still there? I'm coming over. -Forget it. 262 00:24:19,774 --> 00:24:23,302 -I won't stay long, all right? -No way, you'll flirt your ass off. 263 00:24:23,477 --> 00:24:26,448 -What do you mean? -You do it every time I like some guy. 264 00:24:26,616 --> 00:24:28,277 You said "love", remember? 265 00:24:29,618 --> 00:24:31,609 Listen, he's there for one night. 266 00:24:31,786 --> 00:24:34,623 It was just for sex. What do you care? 267 00:24:34,791 --> 00:24:39,125 He was sort of tall, wasn't he? He was disheveled-looking. 268 00:24:39,296 --> 00:24:40,785 Call me tomorrow, Sam. Okay? 269 00:24:40,964 --> 00:24:44,264 But he won't be there. Is he staying another night? 270 00:24:44,435 --> 00:24:46,597 -He's staying another night? -Which one was he? 271 00:24:46,770 --> 00:24:49,171 -Was he that English guy? -Isn't he pasty-looking? 272 00:24:49,341 --> 00:24:52,003 -Must've been a good root. -I talked to him. 273 00:24:52,177 --> 00:24:54,408 -I thought he was boring. -Well, is he? 274 00:24:54,580 --> 00:24:56,877 I don't know. Look, call me tomorrow, Sam. 275 00:24:57,049 --> 00:25:00,952 And I mean it, don't go blabbing. Okay. Bye. 276 00:25:01,521 --> 00:25:04,615 -Was he that tall guy she was talking to? -I didn't see anyone. 277 00:25:04,790 --> 00:25:06,418 -Glasses? -Did he go down on her? 278 00:25:06,593 --> 00:25:08,527 So sex was good first trip to the crest? 279 00:25:08,695 --> 00:25:10,993 -After? -What's she done to deserve that? 280 00:25:11,165 --> 00:25:14,327 Listen, don't say anything. I promised her I wouldn't blab. 281 00:25:19,006 --> 00:25:21,977 She'll tell everyone. She'll... 282 00:25:24,614 --> 00:25:26,376 Bloody thing! 283 00:25:26,583 --> 00:25:29,415 Yeah, being with someone like Cin, it's.... 284 00:25:29,586 --> 00:25:32,679 I don't know, it's seductive, I guess. 285 00:25:32,856 --> 00:25:37,226 She was open. Confident. She was never uptight. 286 00:25:37,395 --> 00:25:40,489 There was never any of that having to do it with the lights out. 287 00:25:40,666 --> 00:25:43,156 Well, he was already pretty confident, I guess. 288 00:25:43,334 --> 00:25:44,996 In a quiet way. 289 00:25:45,170 --> 00:25:47,502 But he sort of started to do more. 290 00:25:47,673 --> 00:25:50,540 Fishing around for things that I might like. 291 00:25:50,710 --> 00:25:54,372 He wasn't trying to prove anything. Perform. 292 00:25:55,615 --> 00:25:58,379 He just felt into it, into me. 293 00:25:58,551 --> 00:26:01,384 I found that a real turn-on. 294 00:26:24,412 --> 00:26:26,973 Keep going. Keep going. 295 00:26:27,150 --> 00:26:29,174 Don't stop, Josh. Don't stop. 296 00:26:31,889 --> 00:26:35,085 Three cups of self-rising flour. 297 00:26:35,258 --> 00:26:36,691 Four lemons. 298 00:26:36,860 --> 00:26:41,094 Yeah, keep going. Keep going. Don't stop, don't stop, don't stop. 299 00:26:41,266 --> 00:26:43,393 Please, don't stop. 300 00:26:43,569 --> 00:26:47,471 A cup of milk. A teaspoon of baking powder. 301 00:26:47,839 --> 00:26:49,740 Yeah, don't stop. Don't stop. 302 00:26:49,907 --> 00:26:52,776 Please. Please wait for me. 303 00:26:52,945 --> 00:26:56,381 Six eggs. Eight ounces of butter. 304 00:26:56,549 --> 00:26:58,915 Keep going. Keep going. 305 00:27:00,187 --> 00:27:02,450 Desiccated coconut! 306 00:27:05,826 --> 00:27:07,724 Oh, man. 307 00:27:20,107 --> 00:27:21,872 You okay? 308 00:27:24,748 --> 00:27:28,148 -Did I come too quickly? -No. 309 00:27:30,254 --> 00:27:33,518 -It's okay. You can tell me. -No. 310 00:27:34,357 --> 00:27:35,882 Yeah, a bit. 311 00:27:36,059 --> 00:27:40,496 -But it was fine, really. -You should have said something. 312 00:27:41,132 --> 00:27:44,431 -I was trying to slow down. -Shut up, you idiot. 313 00:27:44,602 --> 00:27:46,365 Yeah, the condom came loose... 314 00:27:46,538 --> 00:27:49,997 ...and quite frankly, I didn't need the extra friction. 315 00:27:50,176 --> 00:27:52,772 Yeah, I would have liked to have held out... 316 00:27:52,946 --> 00:27:56,345 ...but sometimes it starts and you just can't stop. 317 00:27:57,049 --> 00:28:00,212 Well, anyway, I ran out of ingredients. 318 00:28:00,820 --> 00:28:03,620 It really didn't seem to bother him. 319 00:28:03,791 --> 00:28:06,157 I get the shits when guys get all self-conscious. 320 00:28:06,326 --> 00:28:09,557 Like they're worried about their performance. 321 00:28:09,730 --> 00:28:12,724 I don't know, they become more grateful or something. 322 00:28:13,734 --> 00:28:16,134 -Grateful? -Yeah. 323 00:28:17,139 --> 00:28:20,198 You have no idea what some guys are like. 324 00:28:21,376 --> 00:28:24,471 You let them fuck you, and then they get the idea you like them. 325 00:28:24,914 --> 00:28:26,404 -Tragic. -Yeah. 326 00:28:26,583 --> 00:28:31,316 And the next morning, there's this eager beaver, this droopy-eyed spaniel. 327 00:28:31,487 --> 00:28:34,355 They suddenly become more needy or something. 328 00:29:26,048 --> 00:29:28,040 You got any food in this place? 329 00:29:30,620 --> 00:29:32,451 Haven't you got any food? 330 00:29:34,394 --> 00:29:35,984 Any food? 331 00:29:36,459 --> 00:29:39,452 Well, look in the fridge. There must be something. 332 00:29:59,285 --> 00:30:01,880 I meant food you could eat. 333 00:30:21,244 --> 00:30:24,644 What's the big deal? I like it cold, okay? 334 00:30:26,083 --> 00:30:27,812 Stop smiling. 335 00:30:27,985 --> 00:30:30,421 I'm lucky you keep it wrapped up. 336 00:30:30,588 --> 00:30:33,352 It's the only thing in there that was fresh. 337 00:30:41,266 --> 00:30:46,602 No, no way. You've got a job to be getting back to there. 338 00:30:49,708 --> 00:30:52,269 This is the sort of thing you do. 339 00:30:52,445 --> 00:30:57,109 Sneaking up on poor, defenseless animals in their most intimate moments. 340 00:30:59,219 --> 00:31:01,280 Hang on a minute. 341 00:31:06,528 --> 00:31:10,053 He just comes home from lying in the sun all day and he climbs on top. 342 00:31:10,231 --> 00:31:14,725 No kiss, no "how was your day?" Even a cuddle would be nice. 343 00:31:15,738 --> 00:31:19,071 The breath! The breath's unbelievable. 344 00:31:22,678 --> 00:31:26,740 You'd think they'd get sick of the same position, want a bit of variety. 345 00:31:27,017 --> 00:31:32,546 Oh, no. I don't believe it. He wants to do it again. I'm rooted. 346 00:31:32,957 --> 00:31:36,016 -When you gonna get some sleep? -A bit lower. 347 00:31:36,194 --> 00:31:40,187 -What, there? -Yeah, that's it. Oh, God. 348 00:31:40,632 --> 00:31:43,328 Surely she doesn't want to do it again. 349 00:31:45,036 --> 00:31:46,471 Now we're getting somewhere. 350 00:31:46,638 --> 00:31:50,803 Jeez, don't be so grateful. He'll think I want to do it again. 351 00:31:52,212 --> 00:31:54,975 -I want my bed. -I need to sleep. 352 00:31:55,148 --> 00:31:57,639 No more sex. God, I can't take it anymore. 353 00:31:57,818 --> 00:31:58,979 I hate sex. 354 00:31:59,153 --> 00:32:02,554 -I just want to get into bed. -I just want to go to sleep. 355 00:32:04,625 --> 00:32:05,921 What are you thinking? 356 00:32:06,094 --> 00:32:08,961 -Nothing, you? -Nothing. 357 00:32:15,972 --> 00:32:17,405 What's wrong? 358 00:32:17,574 --> 00:32:22,911 I can't get comfortable. I can't find anywhere to put my arm. 359 00:32:23,079 --> 00:32:25,173 Well, put it behind you. 360 00:32:25,349 --> 00:32:27,250 What, like this? 361 00:32:27,419 --> 00:32:29,851 Stop it! Put it under you or something. 362 00:32:30,019 --> 00:32:33,388 -It'll go to sleep. -That's the idea. 363 00:32:35,961 --> 00:32:38,624 Okay, put it under there. 364 00:32:39,798 --> 00:32:41,629 Good. 365 00:32:43,436 --> 00:32:47,201 Okay, that's enough. Can you get the light? 366 00:32:47,373 --> 00:32:50,538 No, this is perfect. Better not move. 367 00:32:50,711 --> 00:32:53,305 This is torture. 368 00:32:55,816 --> 00:32:58,809 You cannot be serious. 369 00:32:58,988 --> 00:33:03,013 His spare arm was keeping us awake, so it seemed a shame not to. 370 00:33:04,224 --> 00:33:07,388 Look, I was a little bit tired... 371 00:33:07,562 --> 00:33:09,427 ...but I was going in the morning. 372 00:33:09,666 --> 00:33:12,657 I mean, if it weren't having sex... 373 00:33:14,236 --> 00:33:17,104 ...usually I prefer to sleep alone. 374 00:33:42,367 --> 00:33:45,804 Put the seat down. Is that too much to ask? 375 00:33:45,972 --> 00:33:48,840 They can kick a goal through a couple of different posts. 376 00:33:49,009 --> 00:33:51,533 Build bridges that join up perfectly in the middle. 377 00:33:51,710 --> 00:33:53,646 Ever heard of an astronaut missing the moon? 378 00:33:53,815 --> 00:33:56,750 They have a target to aim at, but it still goes everywhere. 379 00:34:01,821 --> 00:34:05,260 All that zigzagging around the bowl. What's that about? 380 00:34:05,427 --> 00:34:07,918 They're like dogs, staking out their precious territory. 381 00:34:08,096 --> 00:34:10,258 Put it down. It's easy. 382 00:34:10,434 --> 00:34:13,265 And it's not just the odd drop. The place is wet. 383 00:34:47,573 --> 00:34:51,375 Men, they're like wild animals... 384 00:34:51,545 --> 00:34:55,447 ...roaming some prehistoric landscape. 385 00:34:56,718 --> 00:34:59,481 They strut around like they're king of the jungle... 386 00:34:59,654 --> 00:35:04,115 ...marking up their territory, staking their claim. 387 00:35:05,561 --> 00:35:09,553 Look at him, not a hint of self-consciousness. 388 00:35:09,732 --> 00:35:13,565 Totally oblivious to the impact of his presence. 389 00:35:13,835 --> 00:35:17,170 You can tell he thinks he's a good root. 390 00:35:17,341 --> 00:35:21,504 And for some unknown reason I find that sexy. 391 00:36:15,841 --> 00:36:18,831 Haven't you ever heard of flushing? 392 00:36:25,182 --> 00:36:28,244 Give me that thing. On your back. 393 00:36:28,420 --> 00:36:30,217 That's it. 394 00:36:40,632 --> 00:36:43,797 No, really, I thought it'd be a one-time thing. 395 00:36:43,970 --> 00:36:48,431 I don't know, there's something really exciting when you click with someone. 396 00:36:49,810 --> 00:36:54,042 Feeling them become aroused, feeling their hunger and their passion... 397 00:36:54,783 --> 00:36:56,978 ...like you've let something out of a cage. 398 00:36:57,185 --> 00:37:00,382 The noises, the heat, that moaning thing, their desire. 399 00:37:01,056 --> 00:37:04,081 Sometimes it's hard to let go of, just like that. 400 00:37:04,659 --> 00:37:07,994 You get past the point where nothing else seems to matter. 401 00:37:08,165 --> 00:37:12,329 You can feel his breath, hear his growl. 402 00:37:13,171 --> 00:37:15,296 It makes you feel invincible. 403 00:37:16,771 --> 00:37:19,469 You're dancing away, and there's this warm pleasure... 404 00:37:19,644 --> 00:37:22,910 ...that begins to grow inside the pit of your stomach. 405 00:37:23,080 --> 00:37:25,742 I'm definitely a "yes" girl. 406 00:37:25,917 --> 00:37:31,584 "Yes, yes, yes, yes!" 407 00:37:31,756 --> 00:37:37,492 A lot of no's. You know, "No, no, no, no." And every now and then I get religious. 408 00:37:40,466 --> 00:37:42,230 Small... 409 00:37:43,403 --> 00:37:45,634 ...birdy breaths. 410 00:38:26,417 --> 00:38:31,355 I don't know. Passion was beginning to take over. 411 00:38:31,790 --> 00:38:36,284 I mean, I like passion, but it scares the shit out of me at the same time. 412 00:38:36,461 --> 00:38:38,363 It gets away from you. 413 00:38:38,532 --> 00:38:40,090 It starts off as a sex thing... 414 00:38:40,267 --> 00:38:44,136 ...and suddenly there's an emotional energy that you can't control. 415 00:38:44,472 --> 00:38:47,463 And you want more and more intimacy. 416 00:38:47,641 --> 00:38:49,666 But there's a price. 417 00:39:04,395 --> 00:39:05,725 You sure about this? 418 00:39:05,896 --> 00:39:08,523 Hurry up. What's the big deal? 419 00:39:15,806 --> 00:39:19,334 Don't you know you should never rush a bride? Look, I look ridiculous. 420 00:39:19,511 --> 00:39:21,706 -I don't want to do this. -I'll take it off. 421 00:39:21,879 --> 00:39:25,475 Look, come over here into the light. Come on over here. 422 00:39:25,650 --> 00:39:28,244 I have no idea why I said I'd make this bloody thing. 423 00:39:28,421 --> 00:39:29,854 Why am I doing this? 424 00:39:30,023 --> 00:39:32,354 Because you're about her size, okay? 425 00:39:32,524 --> 00:39:33,924 Who's the lucky guy? 426 00:39:34,093 --> 00:39:36,755 Look, stop complaining. I've got to be a bridesmaid. 427 00:39:36,930 --> 00:39:39,422 Bridesmaid? What do you mean, a bridesmaid? 428 00:39:39,601 --> 00:39:43,035 You're a grown woman. Don't you have to be 11 to be a bridesmaid? 429 00:39:43,202 --> 00:39:45,933 No, you idiot. That's a flower girl. 430 00:39:46,107 --> 00:39:50,043 Hold still. If you want to stay, you've got to hold still. 431 00:39:57,453 --> 00:39:58,885 Very good. 432 00:40:00,390 --> 00:40:04,417 Look, I want you to stay, okay? But I've got to get this done. 433 00:40:05,730 --> 00:40:07,787 You know, what is it about marriage? 434 00:40:07,964 --> 00:40:09,226 Get married? 435 00:40:09,398 --> 00:40:12,335 I like the romantic idea, but it's gotta be more than that. 436 00:40:12,502 --> 00:40:15,337 -If it was personal... -I watched my family fall apart. 437 00:40:15,574 --> 00:40:17,268 I'm happy. We're happy. 438 00:40:17,440 --> 00:40:19,773 -I know he loves me. -It changes things. 439 00:40:19,945 --> 00:40:21,969 Being the center of attention for the day. 440 00:40:22,147 --> 00:40:24,013 -Would that be too hideous? -But now... 441 00:40:24,182 --> 00:40:26,846 How can you get married and leave your friends and family out? 442 00:40:27,219 --> 00:40:28,811 So you'd never get married? 443 00:40:28,986 --> 00:40:30,717 I don't really see the point. 444 00:40:30,889 --> 00:40:33,757 You know you love someone, you're committed to them. 445 00:40:33,926 --> 00:40:35,986 Being married doesn't make any difference. 446 00:40:36,162 --> 00:40:38,256 Never ever under any circumstance? 447 00:40:38,932 --> 00:40:40,193 Negative. 448 00:40:40,366 --> 00:40:42,800 -Not if you had kids? -Negative. 449 00:40:43,871 --> 00:40:47,330 -If it meant breaking up a relationship? -No, especially negative. 450 00:40:48,342 --> 00:40:51,107 Not if you really loved someone, and it was important to them. 451 00:40:51,346 --> 00:40:53,211 I wouldn't get involved with someone... 452 00:40:53,382 --> 00:40:55,612 ...who needed to be married that desperately. 453 00:40:55,785 --> 00:40:58,754 Well, at least you're open-minded about it. 454 00:41:02,126 --> 00:41:03,955 Who's that? 455 00:41:04,126 --> 00:41:06,459 Well, how would I know? 456 00:41:10,434 --> 00:41:11,697 Sam! 457 00:41:11,869 --> 00:41:13,200 What? You said tomorrow. 458 00:41:13,371 --> 00:41:15,897 No, I said, "Call tomorrow", not just turn up. 459 00:41:16,074 --> 00:41:19,304 Well, I just wanted to check and see if you're okay. 460 00:41:19,477 --> 00:41:21,742 Let us in. 461 00:41:30,590 --> 00:41:33,788 That is very kinky. What have you two been up to? 462 00:41:33,960 --> 00:41:35,518 Sam, this is Josh. Josh, Sam. 463 00:41:35,695 --> 00:41:37,787 -Yeah, yeah, we met the other night. -Hi. 464 00:41:37,964 --> 00:41:39,397 What can I say? 465 00:41:40,200 --> 00:41:42,193 I do. 466 00:41:44,605 --> 00:41:47,269 Well, I'd love to see the look on Carole's face. 467 00:41:47,609 --> 00:41:50,771 -Who's Carole? -Not a word. I really mean it. 468 00:41:50,945 --> 00:41:53,437 You haven't been doing it in her wedding dress, have you? 469 00:41:53,615 --> 00:41:56,277 If she finds out, she is gonna spew. 470 00:41:56,720 --> 00:41:59,119 Think I'm gonna put the kettle on. 471 00:42:00,555 --> 00:42:02,285 Sam, promise me. 472 00:42:02,459 --> 00:42:04,359 What? I'm not gonna say anything. 473 00:42:04,527 --> 00:42:07,395 -Cin, relax. -And, Josh, can you be careful? 474 00:42:08,133 --> 00:42:10,465 I think you're gonna wreck it. 475 00:42:18,711 --> 00:42:20,803 How are you supposed to sit in this thing? 476 00:42:20,979 --> 00:42:23,074 It's not meant for sitting. 477 00:42:23,783 --> 00:42:27,617 -I think I better take it off. -It's fine. Don't worry about it. 478 00:42:28,555 --> 00:42:31,115 All I want to do is be a princess for a day. 479 00:42:33,026 --> 00:42:35,357 Sam. 480 00:42:37,531 --> 00:42:40,592 I should have just told her. I'm not jealous of her. 481 00:42:40,767 --> 00:42:44,103 Well, I don't know. 482 00:42:44,273 --> 00:42:47,207 She does it to me all the time. 483 00:42:47,476 --> 00:42:50,240 I mean, I know she doesn't actually want to fuck him... 484 00:42:50,411 --> 00:42:52,642 ...but she wants him to want to fuck her. 485 00:42:54,384 --> 00:42:59,480 And I just felt stupid, I suppose, because I've got no right to be jealous. 486 00:42:59,656 --> 00:43:02,056 We spent one night together. 487 00:43:13,305 --> 00:43:15,899 Oh, God, I've had such a stressful week. 488 00:43:18,978 --> 00:43:21,310 You wanna try and get some tea into those cups? 489 00:43:21,480 --> 00:43:24,244 Pete's back in town. Pete's this guy I'm seeing. 490 00:43:24,417 --> 00:43:27,079 I mean, not really seeing because, well, he's married. 491 00:43:27,253 --> 00:43:30,746 He's back in town, and I'm trying to do this Rivers of the World thing. 492 00:43:30,923 --> 00:43:33,357 They want it to be good but won't change their deadlines. 493 00:43:33,527 --> 00:43:36,360 -So it's gonna be crap. -Sam produces TV documentaries. 494 00:43:36,698 --> 00:43:38,689 -All right. -What do you do? 495 00:43:38,868 --> 00:43:40,835 Josh is a wildlife photographer. 496 00:43:41,870 --> 00:43:43,201 -Really? -Yeah, yeah. 497 00:43:43,370 --> 00:43:45,862 I work for National Geographic and that sort of stuff. 498 00:43:46,107 --> 00:43:48,474 Ever thought of doing any live action? 499 00:43:48,944 --> 00:43:51,276 Yeah, yeah, but I kind of like to work alone. 500 00:43:51,447 --> 00:43:54,144 You might wanna think about it because... 501 00:43:54,318 --> 00:43:56,682 ...maybe we could do something together. 502 00:43:56,852 --> 00:43:59,618 Look, I'll give you my card. 503 00:43:59,790 --> 00:44:02,587 -Give us a call sometime. -He's leaving tomorrow, actually. 504 00:44:03,159 --> 00:44:05,994 -Leaving? Where to? -I live in London now. 505 00:44:06,163 --> 00:44:07,926 Well, you know... 506 00:44:08,365 --> 00:44:10,766 ...I'm in London from time to time. 507 00:44:11,737 --> 00:44:13,499 -Shit, Sam! -Sorry. 508 00:44:13,671 --> 00:44:18,233 -That's okay. It'll wash right out. -Well, I don't want to wash it, okay? 509 00:44:19,913 --> 00:44:21,776 He's great. 510 00:44:21,947 --> 00:44:25,748 You two obviously having a bit of fun. Shame he's leaving so soon. 511 00:44:25,920 --> 00:44:29,014 Sam, I think it's time for you to go. 512 00:44:30,557 --> 00:44:33,117 It wasn't his fault. 513 00:44:33,426 --> 00:44:37,420 But I was pissed off. And there's a lot of unresolved crap between Sam and me. 514 00:44:37,598 --> 00:44:40,000 And I guess I wanted him to... 515 00:44:40,536 --> 00:44:42,195 I don't know. 516 00:44:42,369 --> 00:44:46,569 It's not fair to expect anything. He just should have never seen all that. 517 00:44:46,742 --> 00:44:49,540 -See you later. Nice to meet you again. -Okay. 518 00:45:15,808 --> 00:45:18,173 Have a good time, did you? 519 00:45:18,344 --> 00:45:22,406 -I'm sorry? -She certainly pulled your chain. 520 00:45:22,816 --> 00:45:24,305 What are you talking about? 521 00:45:24,484 --> 00:45:27,647 Do you mind not chucking your clothes on the floor? 522 00:45:29,055 --> 00:45:31,922 Well, there's one shirt, one pair of shoes. 523 00:45:32,092 --> 00:45:35,723 Well, this would be the perfect opportunity to put them back on again. 524 00:45:35,896 --> 00:45:37,695 Okay. 525 00:45:37,865 --> 00:45:41,598 -When am I leaving? -Well, it's up to you. Go if you want. 526 00:45:43,238 --> 00:45:45,263 -What's wrong? -Nothing. 527 00:45:45,440 --> 00:45:48,638 -Doesn't seem like nothing. -Okay, it's not nothing. 528 00:45:50,478 --> 00:45:51,970 Well? 529 00:45:52,148 --> 00:45:56,017 I would have thought it was obvious. If you don't know, I won't draw it for you. 530 00:45:56,186 --> 00:45:58,984 What the hell is your problem? 531 00:46:00,058 --> 00:46:01,787 So who's the girl? 532 00:46:01,959 --> 00:46:03,450 What girl? 533 00:46:05,561 --> 00:46:08,054 I looked in your wallet. 534 00:46:08,400 --> 00:46:11,131 What do you mean, you looked in my wallet? 535 00:46:15,506 --> 00:46:17,498 -So who is she? -She's no one. 536 00:46:17,676 --> 00:46:21,237 It's got nothing to do with you. What are you looking through my stuff for? 537 00:46:21,416 --> 00:46:23,281 Excuse me, what about all my stuff? 538 00:46:23,450 --> 00:46:25,383 My life is completely on display here. 539 00:46:25,551 --> 00:46:27,918 This is my home. It's my friends we have to deal with. 540 00:46:28,089 --> 00:46:30,488 You just waltz in and make yourself comfortable. 541 00:46:31,225 --> 00:46:35,490 I don't even get a glimpse of who you are, what your life's like. 542 00:46:35,662 --> 00:46:38,723 The only thing I know is you're a stupid wildlife photographer. 543 00:46:38,900 --> 00:46:43,668 -Isn't this supposed to be casual? -It is fucking casual. 544 00:46:44,239 --> 00:46:47,106 See you later. Like in about 10,000 years. 545 00:46:51,280 --> 00:46:54,511 I was angry and frustrated. None of this should be happening... 546 00:46:54,684 --> 00:46:57,677 ...but I'm walking away feeling like I was doing something wrong. 547 00:46:57,856 --> 00:46:59,412 Like I was making a big mistake. 548 00:46:59,590 --> 00:47:02,990 Look, the whole point of it was that it was casual. 549 00:47:03,159 --> 00:47:05,424 You didn't have to deal with that kind of crap. 550 00:47:09,967 --> 00:47:11,458 Taxi! 551 00:47:36,196 --> 00:47:37,722 You all right there, mate? 552 00:47:38,366 --> 00:47:40,095 You seem a bit upset, that's all. 553 00:47:41,203 --> 00:47:43,603 She's absolutely crazy. 554 00:48:07,531 --> 00:48:09,967 Bloody meerkats. 555 00:48:10,468 --> 00:48:12,937 Stupid, bloody animals. 556 00:48:13,106 --> 00:48:16,768 So I'm sitting there holding his bloody sock, feeling guilty. 557 00:48:16,942 --> 00:48:20,400 We had our night. Why didn't I just chuck him out? 558 00:48:20,580 --> 00:48:24,541 I don't know. I mean, maybe I should have made more of an effort... 559 00:48:24,718 --> 00:48:27,710 ...but I thought the idea was you didn't have to make any effort. 560 00:48:28,022 --> 00:48:30,615 I can't do it. Out you get. 561 00:48:31,091 --> 00:48:34,289 -I beg your pardon? -Can't you tell she's scared? 562 00:48:34,462 --> 00:48:38,227 Loosen up. Wouldn't kill you to reveal something about yourself. 563 00:48:38,401 --> 00:48:41,369 And that friend of hers, flirting her ass off with you. 564 00:48:41,536 --> 00:48:44,267 It puts a bit of strain on things, but you can't walk out now. 565 00:48:44,439 --> 00:48:46,636 If nothing else, she needs reassurance. 566 00:48:46,809 --> 00:48:49,335 Since you're such an expert, you go and talk to her. 567 00:48:49,513 --> 00:48:51,674 Okay, okay. 568 00:48:51,849 --> 00:48:56,512 It was supposed to be something casual, and now we're not so sure. Big deal. 569 00:48:56,687 --> 00:49:00,318 Come on. What's wrong with expressing some real feeling? 570 00:49:00,491 --> 00:49:02,118 It's up to you. 571 00:49:02,294 --> 00:49:05,819 Go if you want, turn your back, run away, whatever. 572 00:49:05,998 --> 00:49:09,024 You decide. But I'm not driving you. 573 00:49:09,568 --> 00:49:11,161 Go on. Out you go. 574 00:49:11,336 --> 00:49:14,239 -What? -Go on. Off you go. 575 00:49:22,949 --> 00:49:26,284 Couldn't live with myself if I didn't make you try again. 576 00:49:27,687 --> 00:49:30,122 You have to sleep together and run away. 577 00:49:30,291 --> 00:49:33,226 As soon as you let some sort of intimacy develop, it's... 578 00:49:33,394 --> 00:49:36,421 I don't know, it gets crazy. 579 00:49:36,598 --> 00:49:39,500 I didn't want it to end like that. 580 00:49:39,669 --> 00:49:41,398 Why does it always have to get so...? 581 00:49:41,570 --> 00:49:43,537 ...complicated. 582 00:49:44,372 --> 00:49:46,399 These two kill me. 583 00:51:27,113 --> 00:51:28,633 Yeah? 584 00:51:29,810 --> 00:51:32,075 -Hey, it's me. -Hey, Josh. Good boy. 585 00:51:32,248 --> 00:51:36,476 -What, she kick you out already? -Come on. Open up, will you? 586 00:51:39,916 --> 00:51:41,884 What's going on? 587 00:51:42,485 --> 00:51:44,609 Nobody here called a cab, mate. 588 00:51:44,783 --> 00:51:46,876 Come on, I haven't got all day. 589 00:51:49,119 --> 00:51:51,984 Hey, chuck us down my bag, will you? 590 00:51:57,157 --> 00:51:58,783 What's going on? 591 00:51:58,958 --> 00:52:02,188 -I just gotta sort something out. -In you get. 592 00:52:14,664 --> 00:52:16,222 Unbelievable! 593 00:52:58,651 --> 00:53:00,208 Look.... 594 00:53:00,718 --> 00:53:03,186 A couple of years ago, I.... 595 00:53:04,353 --> 00:53:08,378 Actually, it was a few years ago now, I had this friend. 596 00:53:08,556 --> 00:53:10,851 You know, a girlfriend. 597 00:53:11,355 --> 00:53:16,118 She was my girlfriend and she wasn't. Anyway, she was my best friend. 598 00:53:16,292 --> 00:53:18,086 And... 599 00:53:18,860 --> 00:53:21,951 ...well, she was the love of my life, I guess. 600 00:53:24,095 --> 00:53:28,360 It was the first time in my life I actually was with someone I was really into. 601 00:53:28,530 --> 00:53:31,521 You know that feeling when you just crave them? 602 00:53:32,332 --> 00:53:34,891 Anyway, we were pretty young... 603 00:53:35,067 --> 00:53:38,523 ...and she didn't really feel the same way, so.... 604 00:53:39,068 --> 00:53:42,831 She wanted me to be close to her, but not too close. 605 00:53:44,137 --> 00:53:47,002 I'd go out with other women, and just as I get a girlfriend... 606 00:53:47,171 --> 00:53:49,162 ...she'd offer herself to me. Just enough... 607 00:53:49,339 --> 00:53:52,397 ...to make me feel as though it could happen between us. 608 00:53:53,340 --> 00:53:56,069 But, you know, it never did. 609 00:53:56,377 --> 00:53:57,899 And.... 610 00:53:59,611 --> 00:54:02,770 It started to really wear me down. 611 00:54:03,512 --> 00:54:05,412 So one day... 612 00:54:07,581 --> 00:54:10,378 ...I decided I'd had enough. 613 00:54:12,182 --> 00:54:14,775 So that's how I ended up in London. 614 00:54:19,020 --> 00:54:21,681 Anyway, that photo... 615 00:54:22,321 --> 00:54:24,448 ...it reminds me of.... 616 00:54:26,288 --> 00:54:29,051 Well, I'm fucked if I know. Something. 617 00:54:29,224 --> 00:54:31,282 That you loved her. 618 00:54:32,592 --> 00:54:36,356 Sorry. I always laugh when I get nervous. 619 00:54:48,065 --> 00:54:49,862 I don't know. 620 00:54:50,701 --> 00:54:54,031 Look, it was good, but it was also scaring the shit out of me. 621 00:54:55,736 --> 00:54:57,291 We suddenly felt connected. 622 00:54:57,469 --> 00:55:02,267 Sex wasn't just casual anymore. It was.... 623 00:55:05,707 --> 00:55:08,037 It was passionate. It was really passionate. 624 00:55:08,207 --> 00:55:10,766 It wasn't about fucking and orgasms and all that. 625 00:55:10,941 --> 00:55:12,877 Well, I mean, it was, but... 626 00:55:13,043 --> 00:55:16,841 ...I don't know, it was deeper, more fulfilling. For me, anyway. 627 00:55:18,545 --> 00:55:22,036 I really didn't want to get into all of that. 628 00:56:29,277 --> 00:56:31,335 I was really asleep. 629 00:56:31,510 --> 00:56:33,034 Good morning. 630 00:56:33,212 --> 00:56:35,236 I made some tea. 631 00:56:35,879 --> 00:56:38,175 -Come on. -Where are we going? 632 00:56:38,347 --> 00:56:40,337 Hey, nice touch. 633 00:56:40,514 --> 00:56:43,711 Didn't want you to think I was a slob or anything. 634 00:56:59,289 --> 00:57:00,916 Hello. 635 00:57:06,793 --> 00:57:09,226 Nice, isn't it? 636 00:57:12,897 --> 00:57:14,863 Very tropical. 637 00:57:25,001 --> 00:57:26,936 No good? 638 00:57:27,102 --> 00:57:30,298 -Did you boil the water? -Listen, buster, I know how to make tea. 639 00:57:30,470 --> 00:57:33,336 It's just like making coffee, only with tea. 640 00:57:33,506 --> 00:57:36,495 I made you a cup the other night. You said you liked it. 641 00:57:39,906 --> 00:57:42,203 That's delicious. 642 00:57:44,711 --> 00:57:46,505 -Can I ask you something? -Yeah. 643 00:57:46,678 --> 00:57:48,508 Was that before or after we had sex? 644 00:57:48,946 --> 00:57:52,937 -Before. You know it was before. -Exactly. 645 00:57:53,682 --> 00:57:55,477 Like making coffee. 646 00:58:00,916 --> 00:58:04,282 Hey, all that before with Sam. What was that about? 647 00:58:04,452 --> 00:58:07,384 Forget it. It wasn't your fault. I just... 648 00:58:07,552 --> 00:58:09,917 ...felt undermined by Sam. 649 00:58:10,088 --> 00:58:14,545 She dumps all this sexually competitive bullshit over me. 650 00:58:15,123 --> 00:58:16,920 I found it humiliating. 651 00:58:17,091 --> 00:58:21,389 And she uses me so she can feel better about herself, more attractive. 652 00:58:21,661 --> 00:58:24,151 You know, sexier. 653 00:58:25,695 --> 00:58:27,889 Do you think she's sexy? 654 00:58:28,061 --> 00:58:31,122 I don't know. Oh, look, I wouldn't wanna fuck her... 655 00:58:32,032 --> 00:58:33,657 ...today. 656 00:58:39,068 --> 00:58:44,003 Well, I want you to stay, okay? Until you have to go. If you want. 657 00:58:44,170 --> 00:58:46,500 I mean, I wanna keep fucking you. 658 00:58:46,673 --> 00:58:49,230 I wanna not give a shit when you go tomorrow. I.... 659 00:58:49,405 --> 00:58:54,172 I want you to be some guy I slept with once and then you just pissed off. 660 00:58:54,709 --> 00:58:57,174 I want us to keep having this casual fling. 661 00:59:19,753 --> 00:59:21,650 I love you! 662 00:59:22,619 --> 00:59:23,883 Shit! 663 00:59:31,724 --> 00:59:34,485 I can't believe you made me say it again. 664 00:59:34,659 --> 00:59:37,181 You can't help yourself. 665 00:59:38,294 --> 00:59:41,023 -Yeah. -It was out of control. I mean... 666 00:59:41,296 --> 00:59:44,192 ...we hardly knew each other. We fucked, we had a fight. 667 00:59:44,362 --> 00:59:46,728 You walk away. 668 00:59:46,963 --> 00:59:49,558 What were we doing back in bed together? Talking? 669 00:59:54,703 --> 00:59:56,666 -You hungry? -Yeah. 670 00:59:56,834 --> 00:59:58,858 Let's go out and get something to eat. 671 01:00:09,107 --> 01:00:11,165 Ready. 672 01:00:11,641 --> 01:00:14,609 Give me a break, that's too fast. 673 01:00:16,044 --> 01:00:19,874 No, no, no. I'll be quick. Stop that, Joshua. Do those buttons back up. 674 01:00:26,915 --> 01:00:30,246 If you're gonna hassle me, it'll just take longer. 675 01:00:30,416 --> 01:00:33,850 It's bullshit. I'm quick. Five minutes, I'm out, looking good. 676 01:00:36,952 --> 01:00:39,579 This is quick. 677 01:00:39,754 --> 01:00:43,848 If it was just her making herself look good for just one guy.... 678 01:00:44,022 --> 01:00:45,956 Well, okay, but... 679 01:00:46,124 --> 01:00:49,285 ...women wanna look great for the rest of the world. 680 01:00:49,460 --> 01:00:51,017 And that can take some time. 681 01:00:52,295 --> 01:00:54,759 -Oh, you're kidding. -What? 682 01:00:56,127 --> 01:00:57,356 What? 683 01:00:57,529 --> 01:01:00,393 If I'm premenstrual, it can take me a bit of time... 684 01:01:00,561 --> 01:01:02,622 ...but I think he could cut me some slack. 685 01:01:06,265 --> 01:01:07,754 Do you like this smell? 686 01:01:07,933 --> 01:01:11,424 How can a change of jeans and a bit of lipstick take two hours? 687 01:01:12,469 --> 01:01:13,766 A bath? 688 01:01:13,935 --> 01:01:15,902 Don't know why she's so paranoid. 689 01:01:16,070 --> 01:01:19,628 Well, I think she's sexy whatever she's got on. 690 01:01:20,603 --> 01:01:23,095 What do you think? 691 01:01:23,274 --> 01:01:25,036 Perfect, if you were wearing them. 692 01:01:25,339 --> 01:01:27,137 No, I wanna look good. 693 01:01:33,810 --> 01:01:35,676 -Yeah, good. -You think so? I don't... 694 01:01:35,845 --> 01:01:37,972 I don't know about the skirt. 695 01:01:41,180 --> 01:01:42,407 Fine. 696 01:01:43,348 --> 01:01:44,780 Only fine? 697 01:01:45,416 --> 01:01:49,112 -Does this top go with these shoes? -Top with those shoes? Yeah. 698 01:01:49,285 --> 01:01:51,010 Sure? 699 01:01:55,020 --> 01:01:56,783 Who the hell looks at shoes? 700 01:01:58,622 --> 01:02:01,145 That looks great. Everything goes with those shoes. 701 01:02:01,323 --> 01:02:05,019 The shirt goes with the curtains. The lipstick and the belt go perfectly. 702 01:02:05,891 --> 01:02:08,325 You're hopeless. 703 01:02:09,660 --> 01:02:12,288 Now, do you like this one? 704 01:02:15,597 --> 01:02:17,427 Why don't I have anything to wear? 705 01:02:25,815 --> 01:02:27,645 See? 706 01:02:27,820 --> 01:02:31,659 -Okay, the bath was a good idea. -You didn't really want to go out. 707 01:02:31,830 --> 01:02:33,770 Didn't wanna wait for you to do makeup. 708 01:02:33,937 --> 01:02:36,407 Oh, I'm like lightning. Just a bit of lippy. 709 01:02:36,576 --> 01:02:39,815 Yeah, one quick coat and then I'm ready to face the world. 710 01:02:42,093 --> 01:02:44,224 So, tell me, are you in love with someone in London? 711 01:02:44,401 --> 01:02:45,460 No. 712 01:02:45,636 --> 01:02:48,704 -Are you seeing someone? -No, not that I know of. 713 01:02:49,181 --> 01:02:53,250 Well, do you like someone? I mean, do you have any girlfriends? 714 01:02:53,595 --> 01:02:55,966 Yeah. Yeah, some. 715 01:02:56,503 --> 01:02:58,771 What about you? Boyfriends? 716 01:02:59,410 --> 01:03:03,218 Yeah, but I'd never wanna spend the rest of my life with them, you know. 717 01:03:03,388 --> 01:03:07,197 I mean, I like the idea of being close to someone, but.... 718 01:03:07,671 --> 01:03:11,806 So you think we'd be here like this if I wasn't leaving tomorrow? 719 01:03:11,979 --> 01:03:16,085 No way, buddy. I mean, I'd sleep with you, but you'd definitely have to go after that. 720 01:03:17,832 --> 01:03:21,071 No. I guess I'm really good at getting to the sleeping-with bit... 721 01:03:21,244 --> 01:03:23,738 ...but not good at going from the sleeping-with bit... 722 01:03:23,915 --> 01:03:25,912 ...to the being-with bit. 723 01:03:27,961 --> 01:03:30,595 -So tell me.... -Yes? 724 01:03:31,739 --> 01:03:34,713 How many guys have you got to this sleeping-with bit? 725 01:03:34,880 --> 01:03:37,218 You want to know how many sexual partners I've had? 726 01:03:37,389 --> 01:03:39,157 Yeah, if you wanna tell me. 727 01:03:40,564 --> 01:03:42,695 A few. 728 01:03:43,072 --> 01:03:45,567 -Quite a few. -How many is "quite a few"? 729 01:03:45,746 --> 01:03:49,155 I don't know. You're not going to go all strange on me, are you? 730 01:03:49,324 --> 01:03:51,161 Because I've slept around a bit. 731 01:03:51,331 --> 01:03:54,099 Of course not. Nothing wrong with a bit of practice. 732 01:03:54,273 --> 01:03:57,541 Okay, you wanna fuck anything that moves. What's the big deal? 733 01:03:58,783 --> 01:04:00,915 You're deranged. 734 01:04:01,691 --> 01:04:03,062 Okay. 735 01:04:04,168 --> 01:04:05,730 Twenty-seven. 736 01:04:05,907 --> 01:04:10,614 No, 28, if we're just counting guys, and 31 otherwise. 737 01:04:11,389 --> 01:04:13,917 I'm gonna take for granted the extra three were women. 738 01:04:14,097 --> 01:04:16,627 -Good idea. -28? 739 01:04:16,804 --> 01:04:18,537 -That's a pretty good memory. -Yeah. 740 01:04:18,709 --> 01:04:21,081 I was having this exact conversation with number 27... 741 01:04:21,251 --> 01:04:23,313 ...a few weeks ago, and he didn't like it too much. 742 01:04:23,492 --> 01:04:25,292 What, he wanted to know how many? 743 01:04:25,463 --> 01:04:26,864 -Didn't like it? -Nope. 744 01:04:28,372 --> 01:04:32,339 Hang on, let me get this straight. You found this guy attractive? 745 01:04:34,156 --> 01:04:35,818 -And you asked him up here? -Yeah. 746 01:04:35,995 --> 01:04:38,627 You're both naked, you're having sex, right? 747 01:04:38,807 --> 01:04:41,123 -No complaints? -No complaints. 748 01:04:42,979 --> 01:04:45,921 -He should be happy. -I know. 749 01:04:47,594 --> 01:04:49,865 I hate it when guys make you feel like that. 750 01:04:52,510 --> 01:04:54,572 So come on, your turn. 751 01:04:54,818 --> 01:04:57,088 What? What, how many? 752 01:04:57,456 --> 01:05:00,196 Well, I was a virgin before you forced me up here. 753 01:05:01,606 --> 01:05:05,515 -Come on, how many? -I don't know. Never really counted. 754 01:05:05,685 --> 01:05:07,555 Well, ballpark it. 755 01:05:07,826 --> 01:05:11,236 Okay, I'd say 40 to 50. 756 01:05:11,437 --> 01:05:15,545 -Probably closer to 50. -50! God, you're such a slut. 757 01:05:17,289 --> 01:05:19,125 -All women. -Of course. 758 01:05:20,031 --> 01:05:25,175 So when did you embark on this rampage? 759 01:05:27,923 --> 01:05:31,129 I was probably about 17. This older woman who must've been all... 760 01:05:31,304 --> 01:05:33,741 ...of about 23 just climbed on top and attacked me. 761 01:05:33,909 --> 01:05:35,677 Started humping away. 762 01:05:35,850 --> 01:05:40,455 I must've done it about 50 times. I'd have been happy with just once. 763 01:05:40,631 --> 01:05:43,666 50 times. We're certainly slacking off a bit. 764 01:05:43,842 --> 01:05:47,717 At that age you only have to be in the same hemisphere as a naked woman... 765 01:05:47,890 --> 01:05:50,762 ...and little Elvis starts tapping you on the shoulder. 766 01:05:51,466 --> 01:05:55,570 Well, well, well. Look what we've got here. 767 01:05:56,214 --> 01:05:59,783 Looks like Elvis is wanting to tap you on the shoulder. 768 01:06:00,697 --> 01:06:02,397 I think he wants to tap you. 769 01:06:03,190 --> 01:06:06,665 When it first goes in, every part of me blushes. 770 01:06:06,841 --> 01:06:09,766 I refuse to let him put that thing anywhere near my mouth. 771 01:06:10,253 --> 01:06:13,141 It definitely turns me on doing it. I feel really sexy. 772 01:06:13,318 --> 01:06:16,760 It's the best thing in the world. It's more intense than sex. 773 01:06:16,939 --> 01:06:20,096 I don't let the guy look at me. I don't think it looks sexy. 774 01:06:20,280 --> 01:06:22,134 I mean... 775 01:06:22,313 --> 01:06:23,403 it's hardly a good look. 776 01:06:23,470 --> 01:06:24,992 Oh, that feels good. 777 01:06:25,100 --> 01:06:27,755 Lift your hips, will you? I'm not a fish. 778 01:06:28,038 --> 01:06:29,170 You're pretty good with a snorkel. 779 01:06:30,476 --> 01:06:32,828 Sometimes you can't get your mouth open wide enough. 780 01:06:32,902 --> 01:06:36,486 If it's a new guy, I want to be down there pronto. 781 01:06:36,658 --> 01:06:40,302 It's pure sex, and I like how powerful it makes me feel. 782 01:06:40,480 --> 01:06:43,428 Puts me in control of the situation. I like that. 783 01:06:43,818 --> 01:06:47,776 And I can just lie back and lose myself. 784 01:06:48,364 --> 01:06:50,952 It makes me feel really into her, you know? 785 01:06:52,470 --> 01:06:53,741 This is too good. 786 01:06:54,129 --> 01:06:56,144 I don't know, swallowing it.... 787 01:06:58,856 --> 01:07:00,246 Yes, please. 788 01:07:00,351 --> 01:07:03,452 No. No, I don't. I couldn't. 789 01:07:04,106 --> 01:07:07,715 Yes, please. I'll love you. 790 01:07:08,418 --> 01:07:09,970 Maybe if I was in love. 791 01:07:10,078 --> 01:07:12,560 You know I love you. Please? 792 01:07:13,601 --> 01:07:14,317 I've done it. 793 01:07:15,611 --> 01:07:16,206 I do it. 794 01:07:17,485 --> 01:07:19,395 But I usually stop just before he.... 795 01:07:20,831 --> 01:07:21,395 Marry me. 796 01:08:53,625 --> 01:08:55,388 Thank you. 797 01:09:01,907 --> 01:09:03,934 Busting! 798 01:09:09,418 --> 01:09:14,257 -What time are you leaving? -My plane's at 1 or something. 799 01:09:14,426 --> 01:09:17,021 -I'd drive you, but... -Oh, no, no. I'll get a cab. 800 01:09:17,198 --> 01:09:20,501 Good. I hate long-winded goodbyes. 801 01:09:23,875 --> 01:09:25,276 Excuse me. 802 01:09:38,433 --> 01:09:40,903 Do you think I'm getting a little fat? 803 01:09:41,072 --> 01:09:43,373 -Think I'm getting fat? -How would I know? 804 01:09:43,544 --> 01:09:45,375 I've only known you for three days. 805 01:09:45,547 --> 01:09:50,215 For all I know, you could have lost 50 kilos and been a real porker a week ago. 806 01:09:50,388 --> 01:09:53,084 Yeah, I think I'm getting a bit pudgy. 807 01:11:51,659 --> 01:11:53,821 Sure I can't convince you to stay? 808 01:11:53,996 --> 01:11:56,794 -No. I gotta go. -All right. 809 01:11:59,504 --> 01:12:03,310 -Help us make the bed, then? -Yeah, okay. 810 01:12:39,740 --> 01:12:43,542 Oh, fuck me. Oh, I just want you to fuck me. 811 01:12:43,712 --> 01:12:45,511 Oh, God! Fuck me. 812 01:12:45,683 --> 01:12:48,847 -Fucking sexy. -Oh, fuck, you're so fucking sexy! 813 01:12:49,623 --> 01:12:51,389 Oh, yeah. 814 01:12:52,561 --> 01:12:54,895 -It was a fuck. -It was just a fuck. 815 01:12:55,065 --> 01:12:57,935 It was like the first night. Something physical, I suppose... 816 01:12:58,105 --> 01:13:01,596 -...to remind us why we were there. -Something anonymous... 817 01:13:01,775 --> 01:13:04,544 ...to help me get rid of how confused I felt. 818 01:13:04,714 --> 01:13:07,550 To make his leaving easier. 819 01:14:03,782 --> 01:14:07,687 -Stop it. -Oh, I'm gonna be so late. 820 01:14:07,854 --> 01:14:10,654 You're gonna have to bite it off. I'm not moving. 821 01:14:12,963 --> 01:14:15,832 Oh, shit! Look at the time. 822 01:14:21,543 --> 01:14:23,879 I'll give you a call, okay? 823 01:14:25,217 --> 01:14:26,776 I'll call you. 824 01:14:26,987 --> 01:14:29,219 You don't have to. I'm not expecting you to. 825 01:14:29,392 --> 01:14:30,826 Okay. I won't then. 826 01:14:30,992 --> 01:14:33,358 -I'm not gonna call you. -Oh, God. 827 01:14:33,530 --> 01:14:36,092 I don't want you to say it. If you just... 828 01:14:36,269 --> 01:14:38,670 Are you trying to provoke me? 829 01:14:41,244 --> 01:14:42,711 I gotta go. 830 01:14:42,880 --> 01:14:44,281 Okay. 831 01:14:55,769 --> 01:14:58,640 I'm leaving a fake number over here, okay? 832 01:15:03,349 --> 01:15:07,252 I just want you to fuck me and then piss off. 833 01:15:10,629 --> 01:15:13,530 Can you believe these two? 834 01:16:17,474 --> 01:16:19,636 -Did he ask her? -She's only known him three days. 835 01:16:19,809 --> 01:16:22,371 -She just went. -I didn't see her talking to anyone. 836 01:16:38,942 --> 01:16:40,775 -I... -That's more like it. 837 01:16:40,946 --> 01:16:42,778 What do you got to lose? 838 01:17:05,622 --> 01:17:08,420 -Gone? Gone where? -Fantastic. 839 01:17:08,591 --> 01:17:12,498 It won't last long. Wait till the blood returns to her brain. 840 01:17:12,666 --> 01:17:15,638 I was stupid, really. We should've just come out with it. 841 01:17:15,805 --> 01:17:20,108 Coughed up how we felt. But somehow it just sneaked up on us. 842 01:17:23,117 --> 01:17:25,884 Neither of us wanted to make the first move. 843 01:17:27,258 --> 01:17:30,285 It didn't seem real that what was happening could be possible. 844 01:17:39,010 --> 01:17:41,138 I don't believe it! 845 01:17:41,314 --> 01:17:43,282 What do you mean, she's gone to London? 846 01:17:43,451 --> 01:17:46,355 -She's crazy. -What about my dress? 847 01:17:56,572 --> 01:18:00,103 I remember when I was your age. What a great time. 848 01:18:00,282 --> 01:18:02,841 -A world of possibilities. -Can you hurry up? 849 01:18:03,018 --> 01:18:05,418 -Can I give you a word of advice? -Can I stop you? 850 01:18:05,588 --> 01:18:08,822 You two have got to start talking to one another. 851 01:18:12,834 --> 01:18:14,803 I'll sue you! 852 01:18:21,916 --> 01:18:27,448 Oh, it was unbelievable. There's one no-show, and I got the last seat. 853 01:18:27,624 --> 01:18:29,787 I was as nervous as hell. 854 01:18:29,963 --> 01:18:34,164 But I thought the best thing to do was to surprise him once we're in the air. 855 01:18:35,775 --> 01:18:38,264 Okay, okay. Okay, pull over, pull over. 856 01:18:44,256 --> 01:18:46,416 Unbelievable! 857 01:18:50,398 --> 01:18:53,459 It's never easy, is it? 858 01:19:19,683 --> 01:19:23,642 I was stuck here in London, and he couldn't get on a plane for three days, but... 859 01:19:26,291 --> 01:19:29,422 Hello. How's London? 860 01:19:29,598 --> 01:19:34,264 Well, apart from the cold, the rain, the class system and the English... 861 01:19:34,441 --> 01:19:37,341 ...I thought it might be a nice place to live. 67338

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