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Get out of the way! Move!
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Come on.
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Come on, man.
Get up.
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Come on.
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Shoot!
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Suspect out of the way.
Heading toward exchange.
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Move it!
Out of the way!
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Hold it!
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Don't move! Don't move!
Get away from that window!
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Get over there!
Do what I say!
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Oh, shit. Pick up my meat.
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- You hungry, brother?
- Do I look hungry? Get over there!
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I might be a little hungry,
but get your hands up!
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- He ain't got no gun.
- You think I ain't got a gun?
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- Shoot me, goddamn it!
- I'll shoot you.
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You mother...
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No. Come on, Hank!
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Back up, back up!
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What you know about
a brother needing a job?
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- Big Floyd Patterson haircut head.
- You don't look like Floyd.
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Shoot. I just wanted
to barbecue.
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It's the goddamn fourth of July.
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Can't a black man have
a goddamn fourth of July, too?
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- Open up! It's the police!
- Sweet Jesus.
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Kick it in!
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- Don't mess with my conk.
- You want a barbecue?
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Is there a problem, officers?
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Yeah. We're looking for a thief.
You seen one?
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Me? No, I haven't seen a thi...
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Hank, you seen
a thief around here?
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- No, no, not around here.
- No, me, either.
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No thief.
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You guys aren't
celebrating the holiday?
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Sure. We're just finishing up
our last customer.
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I said play
like you cuttin' it.
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Eddie, you can't talk about people
just 'cause they biracial.
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- Why not?
- 'Cause that's silly.
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They can take it
like anybody else.
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All I'm saying, Calvin,
is black folk love to take credit
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for they half-black brothers
and sisters till somethin' goes sour.
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You know, like Tiger Woods...
We claim him.
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Jennifer Beals. What the boy mama
used to be on the jeffersons?
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- Lenny kravitz.
- Lenny kravitz... count him.
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As soon as they go freak out
just a little bit,
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go a little crazy, get a little glitter
like Mariah Carey,
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then all of a sudden it's the other half
that went looney tunes.
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- What about vin diesel?
- I don't know what he is. Half car.
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What black man
do you take credit for?
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I'll tell you who I don't want
to take credit for... that D.C. sniper.
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I was mad when I found out
dude was black.
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Hold on there, Terri.
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The D.C. sniper is like
the Jackie Robinson of crime.
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What?!
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Tell them, Eddie.
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He broke into the white leagues
with that crime.
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That crime took planning.
Not only planning, it took math.
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You know, it took math
to figure out all them trajectories
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to shoot from the back
of an automobile.
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That's white-folk shit right there.
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With the problems we got,
black folks used to could say,
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"at least we ain't crazy."
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Our crimes made sense.
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Ain't got no money,
rob somebody with money.
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Black folks are just as crazy
as white folks.
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Mike Tyson...
He's like three crazy people.
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Prince?
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Hold on, hold on now.
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He half cherokee or something.
Don't put him in with us.
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DVDs, cds. Ike Turner's
greatest hits with Tina on the cover.
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Got something
you ain't gonna believe...
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R. Kelly on tape
with grown women.
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I got grandmas gone wild.
You ever seen wrinkles in a thong?
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Fred, don't buy nothing
from that fool.
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That Nemo tape I got for my son
has a crack deal on it.
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- Why you always lyin' on me?
- Ain't nobody lyin' on you.
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Line me up.
I got a meeting in 19 minutes.
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Head to your meeting
'cause I got next.
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K- rod called and booked
the spot after that,
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but I can get you at 3:45
or 11:00 on Tuesday.
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You a superstar now?
The eminem of the barber world?
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Yeah, that's why
they call me slim fadin'.
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This used to be my chair.
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Wasn't but two seconds ago
your pasty pilgrim ass
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was sitting at that front seat
and nobody was feeling you.
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Well, they're feeling me now.
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I'll touch you up.
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My customer's running late,
so I can take you.
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Cool.
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Hi.
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Hello.
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So...
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What's it like
working for alderman brown?
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It's good.
The alderman is a great mentor.
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Must be nice doing
what you said you'd always do.
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I really admire that.
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- Apple juice?
- What's going on here?
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Who set this up?
This shit ain't funny.
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- What?
- This. You being nice to me?
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You admire me? You got back
together with Kevin, didn't you?
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I do not need a man
to make me feel good.
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Plus, I'm trying to be
at peace with myself.
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I don't know this woman.
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Would you know me if I shoved
my foot up your ass?
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Oh, yes, there she goes.
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Let's go.
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Lookin' good, Mr. Stewart.
Now you can get your swerve on.
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Calvin, when you get my age,
you don't swerve.
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You just be happy gettin'
that bad boy out of park.
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You tell him.
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You got something smaller?
I don't got change.
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- Just keep it.
- You ain't got to tell me twice.
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What'd you do,
hit the lotto?
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- I sold the cleaners.
- What?
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Yep, sold it.
Time for early retirement.
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Quality land development came in
and made me an offer.
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More money than I'd ever seen.
I jumped at it.
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- What are they going to put in?
- A kinko's or something.
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I heard they was gonna move
a subway over there.
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A subway and a blockbuster.
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Yep. White folk
is coming back.
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They tryin'
to make money on a brother.
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This ain't about
white folks comin' back.
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Most of these businesses
coming in are black-owned.
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This whole block
is gonna get upgrades.
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They can tear down
all this mess around here.
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Change is a good thing.
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Long as they ain't buildin' liquor stores
and titty bars, I'm cool with it.
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Wait a minute now, Calvin.
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If they build a titty bar across
the street, I ain't never goin' home.
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Hey, babe!
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Here's your shit.
I burned the rest of it.
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The next time
you want to call yourself
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sleeping around
behind somebody's back,
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make sure
she look like something
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'cause I heard
all of your little shit.
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Your cell called the house,
and I heard all two minutes of it.
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No, I didn't hear it?
Are you trying to call me a liar?
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I don't even see how you could
cheat on me with your toddler penis.
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I hope you had a good time.
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The next time you come back,
I'm gonna get medieval on your ass.
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I got a sword, I got an ax,
a box of bullets,
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and I'm gonna get both of my babies'
daddies to jump on that ass!
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What does she gotta have
both of them for?
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Shut up!
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Like I was sayin', if they
build a titty bar across the street,
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I ain't never goin' home.
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You couldn't go home
if you wanted to.
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You act like you know
what you're doing.
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Please, man.
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Now watch this. Balance.
No. Balance.
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Balance.
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What is all that circus Dee soleil
that you're doin'?
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All that flippity hippity
stompity stoobily-doo.
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It ain't necessary
to cut nobody head.
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What's up, dawg?
I don't get the "I"?
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Come on, dawg.
You know I gotta have the "I."
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Stop playin'.
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- Where do you want it?
- Right here.
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Tight!
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That mess ain't right.
I want my rent money on the first.
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Not the second, not...
Hold on, let me finish my thought.
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Not the second,
'cause I'm not the bad guy here.
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Am I the bad guy here?
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Come here.
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Check it out, little man.
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One thing you're gonna constantly
have to deal with in your life,
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and that's broke-ass
black folks.
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They gonna be hard to spot
'cause they dressed real nice.
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Don't let that fool you,
'cause the nicer they dress,
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usually the broker they are.
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I like hanging with you.
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You know, this is gonna
be yours one day... all of this.
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Hey, Calvin, you goin'
over to Emma's?
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Tell her my niece sent her
a graduation picture Friday.
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- Bring me back a sweet potato pie.
- I ain't bringing you back nothin'.
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Hey, keisha.
Where janelle at?
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She's not here yet.
Hey, boo.
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Now, why you even go there?
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You can read a calendar.
You know she called in sick.
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I need my rent money.
The bank want they money on the first.
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I need my money on the first,
not the second and not the 15th.
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Come here, coley.
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Come here. Your mommy
leave you with this crazy man?
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Crazy? I'm about to
drop him off at miss Emma's.
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Ain't that right?
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You know, your daddy used to like
to play with those, too.
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- And this.
- Watch your mouth, girl.
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They can remember that shit...
I mean stuff.
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- Y'all see Calvin baby boy?
- Hey, coley.
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You know that should have
been your baby.
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I know.
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After Calvin and I stopped dating,
he started thinkin' small.
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He opted for the happy meal
instead of the super size.
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No, he opted for less drama.
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- It's her six-foot pocahontas weave.
- That's what it is.
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She ain't weavin' it up
like most of y'all in here.
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Y'all just mad 'cause she got
a little Indian in her family.
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Please. That girl got
perm in her family.
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Why every time I come in here,
you start up with me?
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You know I got love for you.
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If you got that much love for me,
tell janelle to give me my rent
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before I turn off the power in here
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and have all you ladies
runnin' out screaming.
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Bye, Gina.
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How come you not
playing with coley?
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You're just my baby.
Yes, he is.
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Stop. Say grace first.
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Jesus wept.
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Why?
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Why what?
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Why did Jesus weep?
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- 'Cause he was sad.
- Why was he sad?
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'Cause they didn't let him
eat his biscuit.
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Now, you know I helped
raise you better than that.
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Raised you like you was
my own son.
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Okay. I gotta go, miss Emma.
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When you get back here,
you better tell me why Jesus wept.
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You know what?
He probably was mad
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'cause they wouldn't let him put
jelly on his biscuit before he left.
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I ain't seen you in two days.
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And why you look so damn tired?
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Ricky, just be a man
and let me know.
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I'm being a man.
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If you got somebody else,
then just say it.
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You don't need to be slippin'
and slidin' and hidin'.
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Nobody hidin'.
This ain't no subterfuge.
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- I just been busy.
- Doin' what?
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'Cause you sure ain't doin' me.
Who you doin'?
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And what the hell
is a subter-fudge?
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Listen, you know how it is,
all right?
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When we together,
we together.
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And when we not, we not.
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That Ricky, he's the man.
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Please. He's a clown.
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Be like Mike,
not like Rick.
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If I was like Mike,
would you like me?
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- Brad pitt.
- Mel Gibson.
238
00:17:04,016 --> 00:17:05,483
- Bill Clinton.
- Bill Clinton?
239
00:17:05,584 --> 00:17:08,985
He's a freak,
and I likes me a freaky man.
240
00:17:09,087 --> 00:17:11,612
If I had to choose me
a white boy to sleep with,
241
00:17:11,723 --> 00:17:13,350
- I'd have to say mini-me.
- Mini-me?
242
00:17:13,458 --> 00:17:14,356
Use your head.
243
00:17:15,777 --> 00:17:17,802
- What?
- What?
244
00:17:17,913 --> 00:17:20,575
Use your head.
245
00:17:20,682 --> 00:17:22,081
You bad girl!
246
00:17:24,986 --> 00:17:27,614
Excuse me, miss Watson.
I'm sorry.
247
00:17:27,723 --> 00:17:29,281
Hey, dinka.
248
00:17:29,391 --> 00:17:30,983
- Good morning.
- What's up, d?
249
00:17:31,093 --> 00:17:33,425
Thank you, dinka.
They look great.
250
00:17:33,528 --> 00:17:35,689
- Beautiful shoes.
- Thank you, dinka.
251
00:17:42,037 --> 00:17:44,938
Damn a mini-me.
I'll take me one of those.
252
00:17:45,040 --> 00:17:48,305
All I'm saying is we need
to keep our eye on Trent lott.
253
00:17:48,410 --> 00:17:50,502
We need to know where
his ass is at all times. He racist!
254
00:17:52,229 --> 00:17:54,663
He's the poster child
for stupid white men.
255
00:17:54,764 --> 00:17:57,824
I don't know about that.
Dan quayle couldn't spell "potato."
256
00:17:57,934 --> 00:18:00,835
You know what?
You right about that, checkers.
257
00:18:00,937 --> 00:18:01,995
You know what?
258
00:18:02,105 --> 00:18:06,201
You can be a stupid white man
and get elected president. Twice!
259
00:18:06,309 --> 00:18:10,006
All I'm saying is
if you're gonna have oral relations
260
00:18:10,113 --> 00:18:13,605
with an ugly, fat white girl
with low self-esteem, lock the door.
261
00:18:16,703 --> 00:18:18,603
Lock the door! Click.
262
00:18:18,705 --> 00:18:20,434
Handle your business.
263
00:18:20,540 --> 00:18:21,837
There it is.
264
00:18:24,444 --> 00:18:25,604
Calvin, come look.
265
00:18:25,712 --> 00:18:28,806
They're gonna lock your ass up
for talkin' like that.
266
00:18:33,653 --> 00:18:35,814
When did they put that up?
267
00:18:35,922 --> 00:18:37,890
Guess it ain't no titty bar.
268
00:18:41,193 --> 00:18:42,421
Hold up.
269
00:18:46,098 --> 00:18:47,690
I can't believe this.
270
00:18:49,134 --> 00:18:51,227
- Quentin!
- Hey, Calvin.
271
00:18:52,070 --> 00:18:54,868
You like our sign?
Not too flashy, I hope.
272
00:18:54,973 --> 00:18:57,999
I don't want it to fight
the funk of the neighborhood.
273
00:18:58,110 --> 00:19:01,204
I thought this was a club.
What is nappy cutz?
274
00:19:01,313 --> 00:19:02,712
You never heard of us?
275
00:19:02,814 --> 00:19:06,181
It's a franchise, the black man's
answer to supercuts.
276
00:19:06,284 --> 00:19:07,876
Got ten locations nationwide.
277
00:19:08,920 --> 00:19:11,753
This'll be the first one
in Chicago.
278
00:19:11,857 --> 00:19:15,588
Ten chairs with every amenity
the African-American male desires.
279
00:19:17,312 --> 00:19:18,336
- On my block?
- It's just an alternative.
280
00:19:18,446 --> 00:19:20,311
You the man.
Your shop is legendary.
281
00:19:20,415 --> 00:19:22,940
Only business on the block
to survive the riots of '68.
282
00:19:23,051 --> 00:19:24,518
We can't compete with you.
283
00:19:27,455 --> 00:19:28,648
I gotta go.
284
00:19:28,755 --> 00:19:33,124
Listen, when 24/7 opens,
I'd love to buy you a latte.
285
00:19:33,226 --> 00:19:35,990
I can buy
my own damn latte.
286
00:19:36,096 --> 00:19:40,260
I know what this is.
You're tryin' to compete with us.
287
00:19:42,402 --> 00:19:44,336
It's not a competition.
288
00:19:45,605 --> 00:19:47,232
It's a rout.
289
00:19:47,340 --> 00:19:50,173
Your business will be closed
in six months, seven at the most.
290
00:19:50,277 --> 00:19:52,268
When the bank forecloses,
I'm gonna buy your shop
291
00:19:52,379 --> 00:19:54,438
and turn it
into a more viable cash cow,
292
00:19:54,548 --> 00:19:56,778
like a bally's
or a jamba juice.
293
00:19:56,883 --> 00:20:00,250
We could bypass all the stress
if you would sell it to me now.
294
00:20:01,955 --> 00:20:05,288
But of course you wouldn't
do that... too much pride.
295
00:20:05,392 --> 00:20:07,189
And I respect that.
296
00:20:12,032 --> 00:20:13,693
I respect that, too.
297
00:20:21,307 --> 00:20:22,706
You be safe out there.
298
00:20:22,808 --> 00:20:25,276
I was gonna say
the same thing to you.
299
00:20:28,881 --> 00:20:31,645
What did slick-head negro want?
300
00:20:31,750 --> 00:20:34,651
These guys fittin'
to open a shop on our block?
301
00:20:34,753 --> 00:20:36,721
They're gonna take
all our customers.
302
00:20:36,822 --> 00:20:38,619
Quality land development
buyin' up everything.
303
00:20:38,724 --> 00:20:40,521
We just gotta
step up our game.
304
00:20:41,260 --> 00:20:43,820
Hey, Rick, you handled
that deposit for me?
305
00:20:47,800 --> 00:20:50,701
You gonna have to cool it
on these extra activities.
306
00:20:50,803 --> 00:20:54,534
I don't care about your vampire hours
as long as you do what I ask.
307
00:20:54,640 --> 00:20:56,335
It's not what you think.
308
00:20:56,442 --> 00:20:58,342
- I had some...
- Some bullshit to do.
309
00:20:58,444 --> 00:21:01,072
You should've asked me,
someone more dependable.
310
00:21:01,180 --> 00:21:02,704
Both of you can kiss my ass.
311
00:21:02,815 --> 00:21:06,182
Hold up, don't fall apart.
Don't fall apart.
312
00:21:06,285 --> 00:21:07,615
Not right now, okay?
313
00:21:07,719 --> 00:21:09,949
We got competition on the block.
314
00:21:10,054 --> 00:21:12,249
And I guess change,
that's a good thing, right?
315
00:21:13,675 --> 00:21:17,008
Well, it's free enterprise.
This is America.
316
00:21:17,112 --> 00:21:18,204
Shut up, dinka.
317
00:21:18,313 --> 00:21:21,840
- Survival of the fittest.
- Says the privileged white boy.
318
00:21:21,950 --> 00:21:24,783
The privileged white boy
do a better job on that fade.
319
00:21:25,921 --> 00:21:28,412
You're starting to cross the line.
Relax yourself.
320
00:21:28,523 --> 00:21:30,457
Quit it. Quit it.
321
00:21:31,493 --> 00:21:34,053
Don't sweat it, Cal.
We got your back no matter what.
322
00:21:34,162 --> 00:21:37,791
Come on, everybody, let's go back.
This ain't nothin'.
323
00:21:37,899 --> 00:21:40,663
I've seen this many times.
They come and they go.
324
00:21:40,769 --> 00:21:43,465
We gonna be all right.
We gonna be fine.
325
00:21:43,572 --> 00:21:47,167
- Man, why you trippin' back there?
- Why you frontin', man?
326
00:21:47,275 --> 00:21:49,266
I know you're
supposed to be the superstar,
327
00:21:49,378 --> 00:21:52,370
but don't you ever
roll up on my customers.
328
00:21:52,481 --> 00:21:54,676
- What was you thinkin'?
- You're right, man.
329
00:21:54,783 --> 00:21:58,047
Okay, it's my bad.
It's my bad.
330
00:21:58,152 --> 00:22:00,450
His fade was
a little crooked, though.
331
00:22:02,657 --> 00:22:05,023
It's hard being that good, ain't it?
332
00:22:05,126 --> 00:22:07,890
Look, Cal,
it's nappy-cutz. Com.
333
00:22:08,996 --> 00:22:10,429
It's the professionalism
that is bestowed upon me
334
00:22:12,983 --> 00:22:15,247
when I come into nappy cutz
that I appreciate.
335
00:22:15,352 --> 00:22:17,183
Did that boy say
"bestowed upon me"?
336
00:22:17,287 --> 00:22:18,413
That's what it sounded like.
337
00:22:18,521 --> 00:22:20,546
It's the bikini waxes
that I love...
338
00:22:20,657 --> 00:22:22,318
Look at the couches, man,
and the lighting.
339
00:22:22,425 --> 00:22:23,653
Look at that.
340
00:22:23,760 --> 00:22:25,523
Last week
I had me a milk bath.
341
00:22:25,629 --> 00:22:27,221
What?
342
00:22:27,330 --> 00:22:28,524
Oh, baby.
343
00:22:28,632 --> 00:22:31,100
They dippin' sisters
in milk over there?
344
00:22:31,201 --> 00:22:35,331
Give me some cookies.
I'll go over there myself.
345
00:22:38,041 --> 00:22:39,872
Was that...
346
00:22:39,976 --> 00:22:42,536
- That was him!
- It looked like him.
347
00:22:42,646 --> 00:22:44,614
That's a look-alike.
How can they get him?
348
00:22:44,714 --> 00:22:46,045
Turn that mess off.
349
00:22:47,182 --> 00:22:49,616
That little girl is nasty!
350
00:22:50,719 --> 00:22:51,811
Back to work.
351
00:22:51,921 --> 00:22:54,515
Checker Fred, back to checkers.
352
00:22:54,623 --> 00:22:57,091
My boys up in Memphis
go to nappy cut.
353
00:22:57,192 --> 00:22:59,183
They said it's off the chain.
354
00:22:59,295 --> 00:23:01,126
They got honeys in bikinis,
355
00:23:01,230 --> 00:23:03,164
be serving wine when they
walk through the door.
356
00:23:03,265 --> 00:23:04,493
That ain't nothin'.
357
00:23:04,600 --> 00:23:07,728
I heard they got fish
in the floor, swimming.
358
00:23:07,836 --> 00:23:09,394
You standin' on top of them.
359
00:23:09,505 --> 00:23:12,167
You could pick a fish out,
get it baked, broiled,
360
00:23:12,274 --> 00:23:15,641
fried, grilled,
fondued, souffl�d,
361
00:23:15,744 --> 00:23:17,803
- saut�ed, sushied, all that.
- Fondued?
362
00:23:17,913 --> 00:23:20,211
I like that whole massage thing.
363
00:23:20,316 --> 00:23:21,544
That's tight.
364
00:23:21,650 --> 00:23:23,379
Let me tell you all somethin'.
365
00:23:23,485 --> 00:23:25,316
That's not a real barbershop.
366
00:23:25,421 --> 00:23:29,619
That's a fake, franchise,
corporate version of a barbershop.
367
00:23:29,725 --> 00:23:31,249
That's why they got gimmicks.
368
00:23:31,360 --> 00:23:33,988
They ain't got
no real character up in there.
369
00:23:34,096 --> 00:23:37,656
A real barbershop got real people,
real conversation,
370
00:23:37,765 --> 00:23:40,734
and most of all, real barbers,
and that's what we got here.
371
00:23:41,903 --> 00:23:43,564
Calvin, my man!
372
00:23:43,671 --> 00:23:45,161
Oh, God.
373
00:23:45,273 --> 00:23:47,867
Kenard. Hold up.
Dude, look...
374
00:23:47,976 --> 00:23:49,841
I love you, cuz.
I love you, man.
375
00:23:49,944 --> 00:23:52,037
I finished barber school
on Wednesday,
376
00:23:52,146 --> 00:23:53,943
and now I'm working
in a shop today.
377
00:23:54,048 --> 00:23:57,142
That's how family
supposed to do for each other.
378
00:23:57,251 --> 00:24:00,186
- Did Jennifer call you?
- I spoke to her this morning.
379
00:24:00,288 --> 00:24:03,018
Did she tell you that
maybe I'll try you out? Maybe?
380
00:24:03,124 --> 00:24:04,557
I'm down with trying out.
381
00:24:04,659 --> 00:24:08,322
I'm about to be
rookie of the year up in here.
382
00:24:09,764 --> 00:24:11,322
That's me, man?
383
00:24:12,900 --> 00:24:15,869
Baby, you're putting me
in the front chair?
384
00:24:15,970 --> 00:24:17,870
The best chair in the shop.
385
00:24:17,972 --> 00:24:20,167
That's how family
supposed to do.
386
00:24:20,274 --> 00:24:21,969
You right, too much love.
387
00:24:22,076 --> 00:24:25,102
What's up, player?
How you feelin'? All right.
388
00:24:25,213 --> 00:24:27,703
Freddie douglass!
You old school! Come on.
389
00:24:27,814 --> 00:24:30,749
You can do it.
Come on, now. All right!
390
00:24:30,851 --> 00:24:32,182
What's up, girlfriend?
391
00:24:33,820 --> 00:24:35,651
Okay, okay.
What's up, brother?
392
00:24:35,756 --> 00:24:37,314
Everything cool?
393
00:24:37,424 --> 00:24:39,187
Don't leave me hanging.
394
00:24:39,292 --> 00:24:41,385
Mutombo!
What'd you shave your head for?
395
00:24:41,495 --> 00:24:44,464
I'm with you, brother.
We goin' back to Africa.
396
00:24:47,768 --> 00:24:49,099
Beauties.
397
00:24:50,537 --> 00:24:51,697
Hello.
398
00:24:52,272 --> 00:24:53,398
Mia!
399
00:24:55,942 --> 00:24:56,931
Naomi!
400
00:24:57,044 --> 00:24:59,205
You know you know me.
401
00:25:00,247 --> 00:25:02,511
I know you not gonna let him
put them pictures up,
402
00:25:02,616 --> 00:25:05,414
not when you made me
take Lola falana down.
403
00:25:05,519 --> 00:25:06,781
Kenard.
404
00:25:06,887 --> 00:25:09,048
It's a probationary period.
405
00:25:09,156 --> 00:25:12,319
You understand probation,
don't you?
406
00:25:12,426 --> 00:25:13,620
Who is this orphan?
407
00:25:15,244 --> 00:25:16,108
All right, all right.
408
00:25:17,280 --> 00:25:19,214
Rich, where you at, man?
409
00:25:19,315 --> 00:25:22,751
Ain't never seen nothin'
like that in your life.
410
00:25:24,220 --> 00:25:25,482
Yeah, that's good.
411
00:25:26,923 --> 00:25:28,220
Tighten myself up.
412
00:25:28,324 --> 00:25:31,088
Yo, big c, explain him.
413
00:25:31,861 --> 00:25:34,193
Call my wife, man.
That's her people.
414
00:25:34,297 --> 00:25:35,559
Damn.
415
00:25:36,332 --> 00:25:38,459
Who's next?
Come on.
416
00:25:38,568 --> 00:25:41,469
Have a seat right here.
Kenard's chair.
417
00:25:45,441 --> 00:25:47,875
That aroma is
kind of gettin' to me.
418
00:25:47,977 --> 00:25:48,807
What kind of coffee is that?
419
00:25:50,530 --> 00:25:53,966
It's not a coffee.
It's a chai with soy.
420
00:25:54,066 --> 00:25:56,534
Okay, so it's herbal.
Yeah, it's herbal.
421
00:25:56,636 --> 00:25:59,696
You must be a lot like me.
You lactose intolerant.
422
00:25:59,805 --> 00:26:02,706
Yeah, I'm lactose intolerant.
I go near a cow,
423
00:26:02,808 --> 00:26:06,038
and my behind blow up
like dizzy Gillespie.
424
00:26:06,711 --> 00:26:08,406
Downright flatulent.
425
00:26:09,347 --> 00:26:10,644
And the smell.
426
00:26:10,749 --> 00:26:13,013
Man, the smell that come
out of there,
427
00:26:13,118 --> 00:26:15,678
it's so bad, sometimes
I have to set myself outside.
428
00:26:15,787 --> 00:26:18,255
I'm not lactose intolerant,
all right?
429
00:26:18,356 --> 00:26:21,587
I have a very healthy metabolism.
430
00:26:21,693 --> 00:26:26,392
I tried to have some of them little,
bitty milky ways... the small one.
431
00:26:26,498 --> 00:26:28,830
I ate two of them
at a party one night,
432
00:26:28,933 --> 00:26:31,060
and, man, it just got...
433
00:26:33,972 --> 00:26:37,840
I just couldn't control it.
It was the lactose intoleration.
434
00:26:37,942 --> 00:26:40,035
Listen, I'm not lactose intolerant.
435
00:26:40,145 --> 00:26:44,377
Look, man, all that's fine.
I'm trying to help you.
436
00:26:44,482 --> 00:26:46,575
It's just not fair
for your date.
437
00:26:46,685 --> 00:26:49,245
You gotta think about
if you on a date
438
00:26:49,354 --> 00:26:51,618
and you up here
sneakin' 'em off,
439
00:26:51,723 --> 00:26:53,849
and she's trying to wonder,
440
00:26:53,957 --> 00:26:58,326
"he seem like he dressed nice,
he seems clean, but what is that smell?"
441
00:26:58,429 --> 00:27:01,489
And you tryin' to act like
you ain't got no...
442
00:27:01,598 --> 00:27:04,123
Take care of yourself.
443
00:27:04,234 --> 00:27:07,567
Sir, I am very nice
to black people, okay?
444
00:27:07,671 --> 00:27:08,763
Nice to black people?
445
00:27:08,872 --> 00:27:10,965
You better be,
especially me.
446
00:27:11,075 --> 00:27:13,635
I keep my stuff with me, okay?
I cut you.
447
00:27:13,744 --> 00:27:18,272
You can look me up on the Internet,
www. Cut-a-mother. Com.
448
00:27:18,382 --> 00:27:21,010
That's me right there
lookin' at you.
449
00:27:28,559 --> 00:27:30,493
- Hey, watch it!
- Move!
450
00:27:44,941 --> 00:27:47,273
Your precious love
451
00:27:52,448 --> 00:27:54,348
your precious love
452
00:27:56,352 --> 00:28:00,652
heaven must have sent you
from above
453
00:28:00,757 --> 00:28:03,123
must have sent you, baby
454
00:28:03,226 --> 00:28:07,424
heaven must have sent
your precious love
455
00:28:07,530 --> 00:28:10,795
your precious love
456
00:28:10,900 --> 00:28:13,698
to find a love like ours
457
00:28:13,803 --> 00:28:14,997
stop!
458
00:28:15,838 --> 00:28:19,069
- To find.
- To find
459
00:28:19,175 --> 00:28:20,301
with your finger.
460
00:28:20,410 --> 00:28:21,775
To find
461
00:28:21,978 --> 00:28:23,878
to find
462
00:28:23,980 --> 00:28:26,073
your finger goin' up there,
but you not.
463
00:28:26,182 --> 00:28:28,810
I need to find a new tenor.
464
00:28:28,918 --> 00:28:32,751
Man. I wish
my brother Darnell was out.
465
00:28:45,667 --> 00:28:47,692
Eddie, where you goin'?
466
00:29:01,966 --> 00:29:04,264
What the hell's
the matter with you?
467
00:29:06,537 --> 00:29:08,061
Taxi!
468
00:29:10,675 --> 00:29:13,439
- Get out of the way, fool!
- I can't wait for you.
469
00:29:26,790 --> 00:29:29,486
There's a guy
on the other side of the rig!
470
00:29:32,963 --> 00:29:35,830
Get off the truck!
Get off!
471
00:30:10,016 --> 00:30:11,983
You wanna know my name, right?
472
00:30:12,084 --> 00:30:13,551
Yeah.
473
00:30:13,652 --> 00:30:15,313
Loretta.
474
00:30:17,856 --> 00:30:19,187
Yeah.
475
00:30:27,699 --> 00:30:29,758
I'm not saying
we made out of money.
476
00:30:29,868 --> 00:30:32,462
I'm just saying we need
to step it up a little bit.
477
00:30:32,571 --> 00:30:34,903
We're about to get punked
by nappy cutz.
478
00:30:35,007 --> 00:30:37,202
If you don't think big,
you'll never be big.
479
00:30:37,309 --> 00:30:41,109
Calvin, you run a family operation.
You do not need to step it up.
480
00:30:41,213 --> 00:30:44,979
Them clowns at nappy cutz, they're not
about to take away your business.
481
00:30:45,083 --> 00:30:48,348
Your shop is
a neighborhood institution.
482
00:30:48,453 --> 00:30:49,511
Come on.
483
00:30:49,621 --> 00:30:52,613
People don't care about institutions.
They got fish in the floor.
484
00:30:53,592 --> 00:30:55,059
Just swimmin' around.
485
00:30:55,160 --> 00:30:59,256
You can get it fried, baked,
saut�ed, Sushi...
486
00:30:59,364 --> 00:31:02,764
- Who told you that?
- Little Rodney at the shop.
487
00:31:02,867 --> 00:31:05,961
Little Rodney told you
he sawfish in the floor.
488
00:31:06,070 --> 00:31:08,766
Well, he actually didn't see
the fish in the floor,
489
00:31:08,873 --> 00:31:10,397
but his cousin in Atlanta
sawfish.
490
00:31:10,508 --> 00:31:11,497
You know that's ridiculous.
491
00:31:12,926 --> 00:31:14,985
Little Rodney probably
heard it from somebody
492
00:31:15,095 --> 00:31:17,325
who heard it from somebody else
who was at nappy cutz
493
00:31:17,431 --> 00:31:19,729
when they dropped their
filet-o-fish on the floor.
494
00:31:25,806 --> 00:31:28,502
That's ridiculous.
I can't believe you said that.
495
00:31:36,650 --> 00:31:40,142
Sun salutation, ladies.
496
00:31:40,254 --> 00:31:44,213
Feet together,
bringing it to prayer pose.
497
00:31:44,324 --> 00:31:47,452
And reach!
498
00:31:49,179 --> 00:31:51,646
Butterfly, butterfly.
499
00:31:52,414 --> 00:31:54,245
Bringing it back to prayer pose.
500
00:31:55,751 --> 00:31:57,878
Deep ujjayi breath.
501
00:31:57,986 --> 00:31:59,977
Breathing in radiance,
502
00:32:00,088 --> 00:32:03,114
beauty, light.
503
00:32:03,892 --> 00:32:06,588
Breathing out
any heavy burdens.
504
00:32:06,695 --> 00:32:11,394
The key to enlightenment
is to work through your anger,
505
00:32:11,500 --> 00:32:14,298
not have your anger
work through you.
506
00:32:16,038 --> 00:32:17,403
First position.
507
00:32:19,675 --> 00:32:21,233
One, two, three.
508
00:32:21,343 --> 00:32:23,641
He ain't shit!
He ain't shit!
509
00:32:36,325 --> 00:32:38,759
Jimmy! What's the deal?
510
00:32:38,860 --> 00:32:40,121
What's up?
511
00:32:42,163 --> 00:32:44,290
Lookin' good, baby boy!
512
00:32:44,398 --> 00:32:46,263
Always, always.
513
00:32:46,367 --> 00:32:47,595
Still ain't shit.
514
00:32:47,702 --> 00:32:48,964
Just a little while ago,
he was cuttin' hair.
515
00:32:52,556 --> 00:32:55,457
- Good morning. Good morning.
- Alderman brown's office.
516
00:32:55,559 --> 00:32:57,026
- Good morning, Maggie.
- Good morning, sir.
517
00:32:57,127 --> 00:33:00,494
- Any messages?
- Yes, sir. A whole stack.
518
00:33:03,000 --> 00:33:04,558
- Good morning, alderman.
- Good morning.
519
00:33:04,668 --> 00:33:07,535
- Good morning, sir.
- Good morning, Jimmy.
520
00:33:07,638 --> 00:33:11,039
- I'd like a moment if you have it.
- I don't. This faithful constituent
521
00:33:11,141 --> 00:33:13,336
is in need of counsel,
and I have to provide it.
522
00:33:13,444 --> 00:33:15,776
Reach one, teach one.
Remember that.
523
00:33:15,879 --> 00:33:19,280
It's an issue of vital importance
and it'll only take a minute.
524
00:33:21,552 --> 00:33:24,112
- You have 59 seconds.
- Thank you.
525
00:33:26,156 --> 00:33:28,624
- Have a seat.
- Thank you, sir.
526
00:33:28,726 --> 00:33:29,749
Not you.
527
00:33:32,995 --> 00:33:35,463
I wanted to bring to your attention
a particular concern of mine.
528
00:33:35,565 --> 00:33:37,590
Are you familiar with Calvin's barbershop
on 79th and exchange?
529
00:33:39,619 --> 00:33:42,281
Yeah, I'm aware of it.
530
00:33:42,388 --> 00:33:44,948
They're opening a nappy cutz
across the street.
531
00:33:45,058 --> 00:33:47,686
Yeah, I know all about it.
532
00:33:48,528 --> 00:33:50,826
Shouldn't we do something
about that?
533
00:33:54,033 --> 00:33:55,330
Why should we?
534
00:33:55,435 --> 00:33:58,768
Competition is
a cornerstone of democracy.
535
00:33:58,871 --> 00:34:01,840
The future is not what it used to be.
Remember that.
536
00:34:01,941 --> 00:34:06,310
But you did say you wanted
to keep that particular area fertile
537
00:34:06,412 --> 00:34:08,107
for small-business interests.
538
00:34:08,214 --> 00:34:11,615
Fertile.
I did say that, didn't I?
539
00:34:11,717 --> 00:34:16,177
This boy is gonna be the governor
of the state of Illinois one day
540
00:34:16,289 --> 00:34:18,814
if he learns to do what I say
when I say it.
541
00:34:19,691 --> 00:34:24,185
Now, I'm not one for explanations,
explanatory things explained.
542
00:34:24,296 --> 00:34:27,390
Write a report and have it
on my desk by the end of the month.
543
00:34:27,499 --> 00:34:29,990
Sir, I think we should move
faster than that.
544
00:34:30,102 --> 00:34:32,935
Think need, not speed.
545
00:34:33,038 --> 00:34:37,668
It's better to measure
a thing ten times and cut once
546
00:34:37,776 --> 00:34:40,973
than to measure once
and cut ten times.
547
00:34:41,079 --> 00:34:43,445
Your minute is up, son.
548
00:34:51,189 --> 00:34:53,350
This is gonna be great
for the neighborhood.
549
00:34:53,458 --> 00:34:54,891
We'll see.
550
00:34:54,993 --> 00:34:56,517
Here he comes.
551
00:34:59,831 --> 00:35:01,890
- What's up, samir?
- Not much.
552
00:35:02,000 --> 00:35:03,467
- How are you doing?
- All right.
553
00:35:03,568 --> 00:35:05,934
Very nice shirt on you.
554
00:35:06,037 --> 00:35:08,062
We need to talk to you, Calvin.
555
00:35:08,173 --> 00:35:09,537
What's going on?
556
00:35:09,640 --> 00:35:12,040
We've been approached
by quality land development.
557
00:35:12,143 --> 00:35:14,907
They're building a cineplex there
and they're making us an offer.
558
00:35:15,012 --> 00:35:17,071
We're thinking
about taking that offer.
559
00:35:17,181 --> 00:35:19,206
The money isn't bad.
560
00:35:19,316 --> 00:35:21,784
Plus, the money isn't bad.
561
00:35:21,886 --> 00:35:25,913
Stew sold him his cleaners and took
his Viagra-popping ass to Miami.
562
00:35:26,023 --> 00:35:27,752
I ain't mad at the brother.
563
00:35:27,858 --> 00:35:31,089
What's that got to do with me?
You got your mind made up.
564
00:35:31,195 --> 00:35:34,358
No, we haven't.
But I bet if you came on board
565
00:35:34,465 --> 00:35:37,764
and sold them the barbershop,
they'd probably pay us double.
566
00:35:37,868 --> 00:35:40,200
- That would change my mind.
- Absolutely.
567
00:35:40,304 --> 00:35:42,602
- Y'all know I can't do that.
- Why not?
568
00:35:42,706 --> 00:35:44,173
We've been there since '58.
569
00:35:45,209 --> 00:35:47,871
So if y'all wanna sell
and go down to Florida
570
00:35:47,978 --> 00:35:51,072
with them funky-ass voting booths,
you can go ahead.
571
00:35:51,182 --> 00:35:53,150
But I've gotta keep mine.
572
00:35:53,250 --> 00:35:53,944
You're making a mistake, bro.
573
00:35:55,368 --> 00:35:58,632
No, my friend, you're thinking
about this all the wrong way.
574
00:35:58,737 --> 00:36:01,900
Calvin, there's a lot of money
to be made here, son.
575
00:36:02,007 --> 00:36:03,406
Go talk to your boy.
576
00:36:04,443 --> 00:36:07,412
Come on, babies.
Today is the day.
577
00:36:07,513 --> 00:36:10,243
We came a long road
to get here.
578
00:36:10,349 --> 00:36:11,509
Pay attention.
579
00:36:11,617 --> 00:36:13,209
Lighten up.
580
00:36:13,319 --> 00:36:15,947
You come in here some days
581
00:36:16,055 --> 00:36:18,046
looking like Joe Frazier
in Jamaica.
582
00:36:18,157 --> 00:36:21,718
People don't like that.
You're too pretty.
583
00:36:21,827 --> 00:36:23,226
Learn how to cook.
584
00:36:23,329 --> 00:36:24,591
I know how to cook.
585
00:36:24,697 --> 00:36:27,757
Make him hush puppies
or a Spanish omelet.
586
00:36:29,702 --> 00:36:31,067
- Hey there, Calvin.
- Hey, Calvin.
587
00:36:32,404 --> 00:36:33,996
- What's up, Cal?
- Yo, Isaac.
588
00:36:34,106 --> 00:36:35,835
What's up, boss man?
589
00:36:35,941 --> 00:36:38,068
You all know
why I called this meeting.
590
00:36:38,177 --> 00:36:42,136
Nappy necks, whatever they want
to call theyself across the street,
591
00:36:42,247 --> 00:36:44,340
is openin' up in three weeks,
592
00:36:44,450 --> 00:36:46,543
and they're tryin' to get
our ass out of here,
593
00:36:46,652 --> 00:36:49,142
like it or not,
and we ain't havin' it.
594
00:36:49,253 --> 00:36:51,312
- You know what I mean?
- Damn straight.
595
00:36:51,422 --> 00:36:53,117
So my plan is this.
596
00:36:53,224 --> 00:36:55,886
Fire up the barbecue in the back,
597
00:36:55,993 --> 00:36:59,451
have a little
customer-appreciation cookout.
598
00:36:59,564 --> 00:37:01,589
That's smart.
That's good thinking.
599
00:37:02,266 --> 00:37:06,100
Just burgers and dogs,
free haircuts for the kids.
600
00:37:06,871 --> 00:37:09,567
Show the people
we care about 'em.
601
00:37:09,674 --> 00:37:12,040
Show them that
whatever they goin' through,
602
00:37:12,143 --> 00:37:13,701
we down with them.
603
00:37:13,811 --> 00:37:14,800
- You feel me?
- I feel you, Calvin.
604
00:37:16,531 --> 00:37:17,225
Definitely.
605
00:37:17,331 --> 00:37:19,629
Man, I feel all of that.
606
00:37:19,734 --> 00:37:21,201
It all makes sense.
607
00:37:21,302 --> 00:37:24,135
That's why I got to raise
your booth rent.
608
00:37:24,238 --> 00:37:25,796
What?
609
00:37:25,906 --> 00:37:27,498
You can't do that.
610
00:37:27,608 --> 00:37:30,202
- It's my first day.
- Why, Calvin?
611
00:37:30,745 --> 00:37:33,009
We got to pay
for this somehow.
612
00:37:33,714 --> 00:37:38,343
Forget about it. We in a crisis,
and you can double my rent.
613
00:37:38,451 --> 00:37:40,442
- You don't even pay no rent.
- What?
614
00:37:41,454 --> 00:37:43,388
In that case, triple it, then.
615
00:37:43,490 --> 00:37:46,721
Not to throw salt, but why
you don't pay no booth rent?
616
00:37:46,826 --> 00:37:51,195
I don't pay rent
'cause I don't pay rent. Okay?
617
00:37:51,298 --> 00:37:54,631
So pour out your cup of haterade
and sop it up off the floor
618
00:37:54,734 --> 00:37:56,326
and get some business.
619
00:37:56,436 --> 00:38:00,031
Also, I want to institute
a couple of new rules.
620
00:38:00,140 --> 00:38:02,870
You comin' at me with too much.
621
00:38:02,976 --> 00:38:05,444
That's all for one day.
Take baby steps.
622
00:38:06,862 --> 00:38:08,659
Rule number one...
No more profanity.
623
00:38:08,764 --> 00:38:11,255
I know you about to say something.
Don't even say it.
624
00:38:11,367 --> 00:38:15,030
I ain't sayin' nothin'.
I'm thinkin' it.
625
00:38:15,971 --> 00:38:17,802
Rule number two...
Don't be late.
626
00:38:17,907 --> 00:38:21,035
Who was it that said, "be on
time for something other than..."
627
00:38:21,143 --> 00:38:23,703
- "... before 11:00 at the club."
- That's what it was.
628
00:38:23,813 --> 00:38:26,872
Y'all got jokes.
My bad.
629
00:38:26,981 --> 00:38:30,178
Kenard, them jet beauties,
they got to go, man.
630
00:38:30,285 --> 00:38:31,684
Good.
631
00:38:31,786 --> 00:38:34,550
They're my inspiration,
my muses.
632
00:38:34,656 --> 00:38:37,124
He made me take down
my picture of Lola falana.
633
00:38:37,225 --> 00:38:39,557
I can't cut without the butt.
634
00:38:39,661 --> 00:38:42,789
That's perfect for me
'cause maybe you'll quit.
635
00:38:44,265 --> 00:38:45,459
That's what I thought.
636
00:38:45,567 --> 00:38:49,298
We're going to be more
family friendly around here,
637
00:38:49,404 --> 00:38:52,066
and I want everybody to start
greeting the customers by name.
638
00:38:54,058 --> 00:38:57,050
How are we supposed to know
everybody's name?
639
00:38:57,161 --> 00:38:58,423
That's ridiculous.
640
00:38:59,397 --> 00:39:01,126
He's not even showing up.
641
00:39:01,232 --> 00:39:03,291
Yap! Yap! Yap! Yap!
642
00:39:04,502 --> 00:39:08,029
All that yapping leads me
to rule number three...
643
00:39:08,139 --> 00:39:10,630
No more loud talking.
644
00:39:10,742 --> 00:39:11,834
What?!
645
00:39:27,524 --> 00:39:29,048
Watch it.
646
00:39:38,302 --> 00:39:39,530
Thank you, Calvin.
647
00:39:39,636 --> 00:39:43,037
Horace, thanks, man.
I appreciate your coming through.
648
00:39:43,140 --> 00:39:44,539
All right, Calvin.
649
00:39:44,641 --> 00:39:46,666
- Take care, man.
- No problem.
650
00:39:47,277 --> 00:39:50,178
- Appreciate your business.
- All right, Calvin.
651
00:39:50,280 --> 00:39:51,975
God bless.
652
00:39:52,983 --> 00:39:54,177
All right, Calvin.
653
00:39:54,284 --> 00:39:55,581
Bye, Horace.
654
00:40:01,925 --> 00:40:02,983
You're next.
655
00:40:03,093 --> 00:40:04,685
What's up, Cal?
656
00:40:06,062 --> 00:40:08,724
Thanks for what you're doing.
We appreciate it.
657
00:40:14,003 --> 00:40:16,938
- Hi, Jimmy!
- Hey, everybody.
658
00:40:17,039 --> 00:40:19,303
This is not happening.
We got an appointment.
659
00:40:19,408 --> 00:40:23,139
You gotta get out of the chair.
Eight mile gave me this time exactly.
660
00:40:23,245 --> 00:40:24,507
We're almost done.
661
00:40:24,614 --> 00:40:27,276
I'll be right with you.
662
00:40:27,383 --> 00:40:30,250
I'm terribly sorry
about the inconvenience.
663
00:40:31,320 --> 00:40:34,653
Calvin, this is why
black business does not succeed.
664
00:40:34,757 --> 00:40:35,985
We're never on time.
665
00:40:36,092 --> 00:40:39,892
You're always coming in late.
You leave early.
666
00:40:39,996 --> 00:40:42,328
Giving to the needy and the greedy
instead of the deserving.
667
00:40:42,431 --> 00:40:44,865
And double-booking our clients!
668
00:40:44,967 --> 00:40:47,800
Why do you have a schedule
if you ain't gonna use it?
669
00:40:47,903 --> 00:40:51,964
It is 11:02. That means your man
has to get out of the chair.
670
00:40:52,074 --> 00:40:55,201
That means it's my time,
and I'm not havin' it.
671
00:40:55,310 --> 00:40:58,575
Come on, man, you gotta bounce.
This is ridiculous.
672
00:40:58,680 --> 00:41:00,409
Vamoose.
Come on, let's go.
673
00:41:01,650 --> 00:41:04,642
- Get him.
- Sit your ass down!
674
00:41:08,323 --> 00:41:10,883
Come on, have a seat.
Enough of it already.
675
00:41:10,992 --> 00:41:11,583
Sit on down, west wing.
676
00:41:13,010 --> 00:41:15,478
Up in here like you're from
lifestyles of the rich and famous.
677
00:41:15,579 --> 00:41:19,140
Only reason you're in here is 'cause
your daddy didn't use a life style.
678
00:41:19,250 --> 00:41:22,879
I'll tell y'all one thing...
All y'all are doomed to fail.
679
00:41:22,987 --> 00:41:27,117
It was nice and quiet in here,
the way I like it.
680
00:41:27,224 --> 00:41:30,591
Just hush.
Everything was hush.
681
00:41:32,830 --> 00:41:36,857
Free barbecue... food, fun,
and free haircuts for the kids.
682
00:41:36,968 --> 00:41:39,459
Bring 'em on down.
Bring all the kids.
683
00:41:39,570 --> 00:41:43,301
Here you go, girl.
We should have kids
684
00:41:43,407 --> 00:41:46,898
so we can bring 'em down
to this barbecue Friday.
685
00:41:47,010 --> 00:41:50,138
I think we can squeeze four
out of that ass.
686
00:41:50,246 --> 00:41:52,237
I didn't mean to insult you.
We could probably get five.
687
00:41:53,967 --> 00:41:56,629
What's up, Tyson?
Free barbecue this Friday.
688
00:41:56,736 --> 00:42:00,433
Don't be eyeballin' me.
You ain't hard. I'm just playin'.
689
00:42:00,540 --> 00:42:01,939
Boy, it's hot out here.
690
00:42:02,041 --> 00:42:05,772
I'm tired of handing out these fliers,
but my cousin say I gotta do it.
691
00:42:05,878 --> 00:42:09,211
Before they got his ass,
they was all over there together...
692
00:42:09,315 --> 00:42:13,046
Saddam, osama, all of them
livin' in a big old beach house
693
00:42:13,152 --> 00:42:14,483
just kickin' it.
694
00:42:14,587 --> 00:42:17,351
Got all the money in the world
695
00:42:17,457 --> 00:42:19,823
and some of them ho's
from the snoop video.
696
00:42:19,926 --> 00:42:23,862
They just freakin' 'em.
Freakin' em all, boy.
697
00:42:23,963 --> 00:42:26,591
- And idi amin over there, too.
- I thought he...
698
00:42:26,699 --> 00:42:29,668
No, no, he ain't dead.
No, he ain't dead.
699
00:42:29,769 --> 00:42:34,068
You can't kill no big
yaphet kotto-looking zulu nigga.
700
00:42:34,172 --> 00:42:37,266
- You know better than that.
- Eddie, you need to quit it.
701
00:42:37,375 --> 00:42:38,467
Let me get some ribs!
702
00:42:38,577 --> 00:42:42,946
- Can I fix you a plate, dinka?
- No, I'm trying to watch it.
703
00:42:43,048 --> 00:42:44,743
You don't need to watch it.
704
00:42:47,385 --> 00:42:49,615
She throwin' it at you, dawg.
What's up with that?
705
00:42:49,721 --> 00:42:54,181
Shawna is a nice woman,
but I don't know if she's the one for me.
706
00:42:54,292 --> 00:42:56,726
Who the one for you? Terri?
707
00:42:56,828 --> 00:42:59,296
You need to let that go.
That's not gonna happen.
708
00:42:59,397 --> 00:43:00,694
That's the good news.
709
00:43:00,799 --> 00:43:05,133
You don't need a loud, evil,
neck-rollin' chicken-head like Terri.
710
00:43:05,237 --> 00:43:07,501
That's what you need.
Go on.
711
00:43:08,440 --> 00:43:10,135
Go on over there.
712
00:43:13,578 --> 00:43:14,738
Go on.
713
00:43:15,313 --> 00:43:19,477
Isaac, run to the store
and grab me some ice.
714
00:43:19,584 --> 00:43:21,415
We're running short on ice.
715
00:43:21,520 --> 00:43:23,544
Kenard ain't doin' nothin'.
716
00:43:24,221 --> 00:43:26,587
Yeah, man, but I asked you.
717
00:43:27,992 --> 00:43:30,017
Don't do me like that, man.
718
00:43:30,127 --> 00:43:32,357
Can you get me
some ice or not?
719
00:43:32,463 --> 00:43:36,456
No disrespect, Cal, but I've been
bustin' my ass in there for you.
720
00:43:36,567 --> 00:43:38,933
I've been bringin' in
a lot of business.
721
00:43:39,036 --> 00:43:41,561
- I see you.
- So why you treatin' me like a scrub?
722
00:43:41,672 --> 00:43:44,835
I treat you like
everybody else around here.
723
00:43:44,942 --> 00:43:48,343
I'm happy you got it goin' on now,
but I need some ice.
724
00:43:48,445 --> 00:43:50,379
Can you handle that for me?
725
00:43:51,415 --> 00:43:53,576
- Yeah.
- Get the ice.
726
00:43:53,684 --> 00:43:55,242
Two bags.
727
00:43:56,453 --> 00:43:58,216
Thank you, Isaac.
728
00:43:58,756 --> 00:44:00,223
Where you goin'?
729
00:44:00,324 --> 00:44:02,053
Cal wants me
to handle some business.
730
00:44:02,159 --> 00:44:03,683
Store run.
731
00:44:04,862 --> 00:44:06,887
Can you bring back
some toothpicks?
732
00:44:06,997 --> 00:44:10,455
The minty kind.
Minty freshness.
733
00:44:10,568 --> 00:44:11,796
Right on.
734
00:44:12,169 --> 00:44:15,331
Oh, yeah. She want
one of Uncle Eddie's burgers.
735
00:44:17,073 --> 00:44:20,167
That is one right there.
That's delicious.
736
00:44:21,244 --> 00:44:22,438
This is burnt.
737
00:44:22,545 --> 00:44:24,570
No, baby, that ain't burnt.
738
00:44:24,681 --> 00:44:26,012
That's barbecue.
739
00:44:27,450 --> 00:44:28,940
See that brother over there?
740
00:44:30,653 --> 00:44:31,950
That's burnt.
741
00:44:32,055 --> 00:44:34,046
Well, why can't I have
another one?
742
00:44:34,157 --> 00:44:36,887
'Cause you can't.
Now, look, it's free, ain't it?
743
00:44:36,993 --> 00:44:40,019
There's people over
in Ethiopia starvin',
744
00:44:40,129 --> 00:44:42,256
and you sittin'
over here complainin'.
745
00:44:42,365 --> 00:44:45,095
- I'm not gonna eat it.
- You sure ain't.
746
00:44:46,903 --> 00:44:50,168
I hate you!
I'm gonna tell my auntie.
747
00:44:51,441 --> 00:44:53,272
Go to the crack house and tell her.
748
00:44:53,376 --> 00:44:55,810
Ain't nobody scared!
Tell your auntie!
749
00:44:55,912 --> 00:44:58,244
This is Eddie.
I ain't scared of nothin'.
750
00:44:58,348 --> 00:45:01,476
You can tell whoever you want to.
751
00:45:01,584 --> 00:45:04,643
- What'd you do to that little girl?
- I ain't do nothin' to her.
752
00:45:04,753 --> 00:45:07,984
Little moesha tryin' to criticize
my culinary skill.
753
00:45:08,090 --> 00:45:10,581
I ain't scared!
Get your auntie!
754
00:45:10,692 --> 00:45:12,785
Eddie, man, don't be so crazy.
755
00:45:12,895 --> 00:45:16,023
I should've known your old ass
was startin' trouble.
756
00:45:16,131 --> 00:45:18,463
- Hold on, Gina.
- Oh, shit.
757
00:45:18,567 --> 00:45:20,831
- It was just a misunderstanding.
- Ain't no misunderstanding.
758
00:45:20,936 --> 00:45:23,166
I should've known
you was out here actin' a fool.
759
00:45:23,272 --> 00:45:28,175
I'm tryin' to teach little
sister souljah here some discipline.
760
00:45:30,628 --> 00:45:32,425
Now, it's obvious
the way she bein' raised,
761
00:45:32,530 --> 00:45:34,862
she headed
straight for the peniten-sherary.
762
00:45:34,966 --> 00:45:38,265
Raised? Maybe if you stopped
raising your hand to your mouth,
763
00:45:38,369 --> 00:45:41,270
you wouldn't look like shamu
of the South side.
764
00:45:41,906 --> 00:45:44,466
Okay. I see where you're
trying to go with it.
765
00:45:44,576 --> 00:45:46,771
What kind of man
treat a little girl that way?
766
00:45:46,878 --> 00:45:48,812
I wouldn't expect you
to know what a man is.
767
00:45:50,532 --> 00:45:51,793
But I'm gonna give you a clue.
768
00:45:51,898 --> 00:45:54,059
Give you a hint,
throw you a lifeline.
769
00:45:54,167 --> 00:45:56,692
It's one of them things
you can't keep!
770
00:45:56,803 --> 00:45:59,465
Oh, I can keep a man.
I can keep a man.
771
00:45:59,573 --> 00:46:00,540
No, you can't.
772
00:46:00,641 --> 00:46:02,802
I ain't want you, Calvin.
What about you?
773
00:46:02,909 --> 00:46:05,241
The last woman you slept with
was battery-operated.
774
00:46:05,779 --> 00:46:08,145
So? And she was white, too.
775
00:46:08,248 --> 00:46:11,342
I had a black one, but the bitch
didn't knowwhen to keep her mouth shut.
776
00:46:13,120 --> 00:46:16,214
- Why's she gotta be a bitch?
- Why you gotta get up on me?
777
00:46:16,323 --> 00:46:18,518
- Be cool, now.
- Shut up, Calvin.
778
00:46:18,625 --> 00:46:20,684
- Who you tellin' to shut up?
- You.
779
00:46:20,794 --> 00:46:24,696
Everybody get out of here,
little kids and big kids.
780
00:46:24,798 --> 00:46:27,528
I'm gonna tell you
what the problem is.
781
00:46:27,634 --> 00:46:30,535
What's the problem?
What's the problem?
782
00:46:30,637 --> 00:46:33,902
- You don't know your role.
- Know your role. Speak on.
783
00:46:34,007 --> 00:46:36,669
Is you living
in the dark ages or something?
784
00:46:36,777 --> 00:46:39,575
- Do I look like Gina cleaver?
- Hell, no.
785
00:46:39,680 --> 00:46:43,342
What's your role, watching ESPN
and holding your shit all day?
786
00:46:45,451 --> 00:46:48,147
Ain't nothin' wrong with that.
Nothin' wrong with that.
787
00:46:48,254 --> 00:46:49,346
What you tryin' to say?
788
00:46:49,455 --> 00:46:52,754
Get your lazy ass
off my couch and get a job.
789
00:46:52,858 --> 00:46:54,450
Get a damn job.
790
00:46:54,560 --> 00:46:55,891
Y'all got all the jobs.
791
00:46:55,995 --> 00:46:57,860
- That's kind of true.
- Shut up, Calvin.
792
00:46:57,963 --> 00:47:01,455
You got one more time
to tell me to shut up.
793
00:47:01,567 --> 00:47:03,626
You got a lot of nerve
charging these sisters out here
794
00:47:03,736 --> 00:47:06,933
money to get their hair did,
and you lookin' like Chewbacca.
795
00:47:09,909 --> 00:47:13,072
Don't listen to him.
You look good, girl.
796
00:47:13,179 --> 00:47:15,875
What about you?
Look at that damn 'fro.
797
00:47:15,981 --> 00:47:18,848
What you be doin',
sweepin' up the shop with it?
798
00:47:21,654 --> 00:47:26,114
I do what Calvin
need me to do every now and then.
799
00:47:26,225 --> 00:47:30,321
What Calvin needs you to do is get
off your fat ass and cut some heads.
800
00:47:30,429 --> 00:47:33,761
How you gonna talk about size
when you one Reese's pieces away
801
00:47:33,865 --> 00:47:35,765
from Jenny Craig yourself?
802
00:47:35,867 --> 00:47:37,027
What you doin'?
803
00:47:37,736 --> 00:47:41,069
I know you ain't...
Don't get in my pool.
804
00:47:41,172 --> 00:47:42,332
I'm in your pool.
805
00:47:42,440 --> 00:47:45,238
Let me tell you something,
you old negro spiritual.
806
00:47:45,343 --> 00:47:47,334
Wadin' in the water
807
00:47:47,445 --> 00:47:50,437
the next time you snatch some food
out of my niece's hand,
808
00:47:50,548 --> 00:47:52,038
I'm gonna kick your ass,
809
00:47:52,150 --> 00:47:54,311
and then I'm gonna burn
your freedom papers.
810
00:47:54,419 --> 00:47:56,853
And trust me,
I'm just big enough to do it.
811
00:47:56,955 --> 00:48:00,083
Can't nobody argue with that.
812
00:48:00,191 --> 00:48:02,659
Don't worry.
She ain't about to do nothin'.
813
00:48:02,761 --> 00:48:07,095
I got a reputation
to keep up around here.
814
00:48:07,198 --> 00:48:09,689
And that little girl
is a devil child, now.
815
00:48:09,801 --> 00:48:12,167
Look, I know she bad.
That's why you come to me.
816
00:48:12,270 --> 00:48:14,761
She got to snappin'
her neck around,
817
00:48:14,873 --> 00:48:16,272
I got to get back at her.
818
00:48:16,374 --> 00:48:20,503
I'm sorry. You make sure
she get that, okay?
819
00:48:22,346 --> 00:48:24,177
Put one of them links on.
820
00:48:24,281 --> 00:48:26,806
- You think she want a link?
- She want a link.
821
00:48:26,917 --> 00:48:29,078
Which one? Right here?
822
00:48:29,186 --> 00:48:31,552
Give me that one right there.
823
00:48:31,655 --> 00:48:33,555
Okay. You give her that, now.
824
00:48:33,657 --> 00:48:36,490
You make sure she get that
and tell her Uncle Eddie's sorry.
825
00:48:36,593 --> 00:48:39,460
- Me and you cool, all right?
- Yeah, we cool.
826
00:48:39,563 --> 00:48:42,794
You got a little somethin'
right there. Get that.
827
00:48:42,900 --> 00:48:44,697
Now get your elbow.
828
00:48:44,802 --> 00:48:46,565
I ain't got nothin'
on my elbow.
829
00:48:46,670 --> 00:48:49,161
Look like a gingerbread man.
830
00:48:50,140 --> 00:48:53,041
I bet that link
don't make it on the inside.
831
00:49:44,994 --> 00:49:46,689
How'd you get with a girl like that?
832
00:49:46,796 --> 00:49:49,026
Get that door
for little Calvin, junior.
833
00:49:49,131 --> 00:49:51,759
I got what they call
that savoir faire.
834
00:49:51,868 --> 00:49:53,836
She fine.
835
00:50:12,954 --> 00:50:15,787
Now, I know you ain't payin'
that nappy negro no heed.
836
00:50:15,891 --> 00:50:19,418
- Why you even sweatin' it, Cal?
- That web site's been in my head.
837
00:50:19,528 --> 00:50:22,224
That web site don't
mean nothin', Cal, man.
838
00:50:22,330 --> 00:50:25,561
Don't even tell you what
it might be like on the inside.
839
00:50:25,667 --> 00:50:27,635
Come on, let's get ready
for our customers.
840
00:50:27,736 --> 00:50:29,727
- Jimmy, hold it there.
- All right.
841
00:50:29,838 --> 00:50:31,396
Yeah, yeah.
842
00:51:03,137 --> 00:51:04,798
What the hell goin' on?
843
00:51:08,842 --> 00:51:12,744
Since y'all wanna be funny,
no rap before 12:00 now.
844
00:51:12,846 --> 00:51:14,143
Come on, man.
845
00:51:15,816 --> 00:51:19,081
Y'all just clownin' up in here.
846
00:51:19,186 --> 00:51:22,019
- Eddie, where the hot wings?
- I tried to tell 'em.
847
00:51:23,958 --> 00:51:26,722
You need a man
that's gonna take care of you.
848
00:51:26,827 --> 00:51:28,886
I'm talkin' about a good man.
849
00:51:29,597 --> 00:51:31,155
A Muslim man.
850
00:51:31,265 --> 00:51:33,859
- And you that man?
- Could be.
851
00:51:33,968 --> 00:51:37,301
Sorry. Once you a customer,
can't have no relations.
852
00:51:37,404 --> 00:51:38,529
Bad for business.
853
00:51:38,638 --> 00:51:40,265
She just had a pork chop.
854
00:51:40,373 --> 00:51:42,500
She ain't tryin' to hear nothin'
about no nation of islam.
855
00:51:42,609 --> 00:51:44,099
- Shut up.
- I heard that.
856
00:51:44,210 --> 00:51:46,770
That pork be callin' me, too.
857
00:51:46,879 --> 00:51:48,403
Let me tell you somethin'.
858
00:51:48,514 --> 00:51:51,347
Nation of islam is more
than a pork-free diet.
859
00:51:51,451 --> 00:51:54,420
It is the word of Allah
as told to the prophet muhammad.
860
00:51:54,520 --> 00:51:56,886
Look, all I know
is I'm down with Jesus.
861
00:51:56,990 --> 00:52:00,153
Watch what you say
'cause I'm holdin' the clippers.
862
00:52:00,259 --> 00:52:02,557
- Change the subject.
- Exactly.
863
00:52:02,662 --> 00:52:04,289
I got a question.
864
00:52:04,397 --> 00:52:07,457
You don't find it odd,
as a black woman,
865
00:52:07,567 --> 00:52:10,092
to have a savior
who looks like Kenny g?
866
00:52:10,203 --> 00:52:11,761
- Kenny g?
- That's right.
867
00:52:11,871 --> 00:52:14,339
Now, his Christmas album
was tight.
868
00:52:14,440 --> 00:52:16,408
Look, Jesus is not white.
869
00:52:16,509 --> 00:52:18,670
He's caublinasian,
like Tiger Woods.
870
00:52:18,778 --> 00:52:21,338
And you just about workin'
my last nerve.
871
00:52:21,447 --> 00:52:23,244
Pay Calvin.
872
00:52:24,117 --> 00:52:26,984
Speaking of muslims,
is Ahmad rashad Muslim?
873
00:52:27,086 --> 00:52:29,076
I don't ever see him wear
one of those bowties.
874
00:52:42,234 --> 00:52:43,792
Sorry. Did I wake you?
875
00:52:45,003 --> 00:52:46,664
Late night of creepin'?
876
00:52:47,472 --> 00:52:50,270
You don't know Jack
about me, girl.
877
00:52:52,744 --> 00:52:55,269
You know what your problem is?
878
00:52:56,314 --> 00:52:59,442
You know what one
of your problems is?
879
00:52:59,551 --> 00:53:01,951
- You're bitter.
- I'm through, is what I am.
880
00:53:02,054 --> 00:53:06,582
That nice Terri routine?
Ain't nobody fallin' for that.
881
00:53:06,692 --> 00:53:09,786
A nice woman wouldn't
be doggin' my man dinka.
882
00:53:09,895 --> 00:53:11,829
Dinka?
Ain't nobody doggin' him.
883
00:53:11,930 --> 00:53:13,989
That boy's in love with you, girl.
884
00:53:15,434 --> 00:53:17,924
But you don't want
a good man, right?
885
00:53:18,035 --> 00:53:19,627
What you want, a roughneck
886
00:53:19,737 --> 00:53:22,103
to cheat on you
and slap you around?
887
00:53:22,206 --> 00:53:24,106
- What about them bitches you roll with?
- Watch your mouth.
888
00:53:24,208 --> 00:53:25,539
All of them skanky as hell.
889
00:53:25,643 --> 00:53:28,635
"Ooh, I met Shaniqua
in the strip club last night."
890
00:53:28,746 --> 00:53:30,077
Those are nice girls?
891
00:53:30,181 --> 00:53:32,274
- You don't know everything.
- I know enough.
892
00:53:32,383 --> 00:53:34,977
Hidin' behind some tattoos
and a prison record.
893
00:53:36,602 --> 00:53:38,433
- Grow up, be a real man.
- Why you even care?!
894
00:54:17,142 --> 00:54:18,734
Showyou what to do with this.
895
00:54:18,843 --> 00:54:21,209
Take this right up here,
put it on the door,
896
00:54:21,313 --> 00:54:23,247
twist it... pop!
897
00:54:23,348 --> 00:54:25,316
It'll put you in like Flynn.
898
00:54:25,417 --> 00:54:28,545
You know what else you could do?
You get a half pound of c-4,
899
00:54:28,653 --> 00:54:31,144
put a little timer on it...
Tick, tick, tick, boom!
900
00:54:31,256 --> 00:54:34,521
Blow up the whole block.
I got some at the crib.
901
00:54:38,714 --> 00:54:39,703
What's goin' on?
902
00:54:41,883 --> 00:54:44,215
- No.
- What?
903
00:54:44,319 --> 00:54:46,446
- Don't even think about it.
- That's what I told 'em.
904
00:54:46,555 --> 00:54:48,546
I said the same thing.
905
00:54:48,657 --> 00:54:52,027
It's killin' me, man.
I just gotta know for myself.
906
00:54:52,093 --> 00:54:53,720
We not breakin' in
to nappy cutz.
907
00:54:53,829 --> 00:54:55,694
You want to know
what's in there.
908
00:54:55,796 --> 00:54:57,388
No. The answer's no.
909
00:54:58,365 --> 00:55:02,563
We're not breakin' in.
I will not allow it.
910
00:55:05,272 --> 00:55:06,398
Hurry up.
911
00:55:06,974 --> 00:55:09,704
Five minutes.
We in, we out.
912
00:55:09,810 --> 00:55:12,745
This is like ocean's eleven.
This is my kind of stuff.
913
00:55:12,847 --> 00:55:14,508
Check this out.
914
00:55:15,449 --> 00:55:17,815
- It's huge!
- Size isn't everything.
915
00:55:17,918 --> 00:55:19,112
Keep telling yourself that.
916
00:55:23,357 --> 00:55:24,619
Eddie, what you doin'?
917
00:55:24,725 --> 00:55:26,784
Didn't we come over here
to see it?
918
00:55:26,894 --> 00:55:28,521
I can't see diddly.
919
00:55:31,932 --> 00:55:35,629
This is the joint, b!
Look at this.
920
00:55:35,736 --> 00:55:38,864
I don't see no fish in the floor.
Where the fish at?
921
00:55:43,244 --> 00:55:45,144
That's crazy!
922
00:55:45,245 --> 00:55:46,610
What?
923
00:55:49,315 --> 00:55:51,249
You can say that again.
924
00:55:51,351 --> 00:55:53,376
- Goodness!
- What?
925
00:55:57,790 --> 00:55:59,655
You can't fry
none of that, though.
926
00:56:00,876 --> 00:56:03,106
You can play ball
up in here, man.
927
00:56:03,212 --> 00:56:05,373
No, you can play ball
down the street.
928
00:56:05,480 --> 00:56:08,847
Like a brother can't get a haircut
without trying to play some ball.
929
00:56:10,752 --> 00:56:12,549
They got the wall street journal.
930
00:56:17,693 --> 00:56:18,921
Top of the line.
931
00:56:19,027 --> 00:56:21,723
This is what a barbershop's
supposed to look like.
932
00:56:21,830 --> 00:56:23,593
- This is leather.
- Word?
933
00:56:23,699 --> 00:56:25,462
- That's pleather.
- It's leather.
934
00:56:25,567 --> 00:56:26,727
It's ugly.
935
00:56:26,835 --> 00:56:31,568
Lookin' around, it's a nice shop,
but it don't have no character.
936
00:56:31,673 --> 00:56:32,765
Exactly.
937
00:56:32,875 --> 00:56:35,274
What we got across the street
is character.
938
00:56:35,376 --> 00:56:39,642
We got character,
we got conversation, and we got...
939
00:56:41,682 --> 00:56:43,240
We ain't got one of these.
940
00:56:44,552 --> 00:56:47,419
Lord have mercy!
This is pillow top!
941
00:56:49,523 --> 00:56:52,083
Come on, city hall,
show me what you got.
942
00:56:53,661 --> 00:56:55,788
You're startin' to get on my nerves.
943
00:56:57,598 --> 00:56:59,930
You're startin' to get on my nerves.
944
00:57:01,802 --> 00:57:02,928
Let's crack it.
945
00:57:03,037 --> 00:57:05,904
I checked it already.
Let's crack it.
946
00:57:06,674 --> 00:57:07,800
You got me.
947
00:57:08,910 --> 00:57:10,343
Put the ball down.
948
00:57:18,452 --> 00:57:19,578
Oh, shit.
949
00:57:19,687 --> 00:57:20,984
Hey, y'all open?
950
00:57:21,088 --> 00:57:22,851
No, bro, we closed.
951
00:57:22,957 --> 00:57:25,550
Look at all the people.
Let me in.
952
00:57:25,659 --> 00:57:27,354
Hey, bro, we're closed.
953
00:57:27,460 --> 00:57:30,122
- Help a brother out.
- We goin' to jail.
954
00:57:30,230 --> 00:57:31,754
Two seconds, two seconds.
955
00:57:31,865 --> 00:57:34,459
- Just let him in, big c.
- Don't let him in.
956
00:57:34,567 --> 00:57:37,001
- We can't leave him out there.
- Then let him in.
957
00:57:37,103 --> 00:57:39,196
I'm trying.
Kenard, let him in.
958
00:57:39,306 --> 00:57:42,104
Put that paper back up.
959
00:57:47,614 --> 00:57:49,639
Yes!
Hey, y'all!
960
00:57:51,051 --> 00:57:52,279
This place is nice!
961
00:57:52,385 --> 00:57:55,377
We closed. Go across the street
and get your hair cut.
962
00:57:55,488 --> 00:57:59,254
Kind of raggedy over there.
Just a quick touch-up.
963
00:57:59,359 --> 00:58:02,522
I'm flying back to L.A. tonight.
How about it?
964
00:58:02,629 --> 00:58:05,496
- Who can do me?
- Not me, I got carpal tunnel.
965
00:58:05,598 --> 00:58:06,758
I got you.
966
00:58:06,866 --> 00:58:09,562
You got me? My man.
967
00:58:12,038 --> 00:58:15,905
We got nappy cutz on crenshaw.
Love it.
968
00:58:16,008 --> 00:58:17,407
Everybody loves it.
969
00:58:17,509 --> 00:58:21,036
Hey, man,
get these clippers goin', player.
970
00:58:23,015 --> 00:58:24,744
These ain't supposed to be out yet.
971
00:58:24,850 --> 00:58:27,683
This is German-engineered,
titanium teeth,
972
00:58:27,786 --> 00:58:30,277
silent-whisper engine.
Listen.
973
00:58:31,824 --> 00:58:34,315
- King shit.
- They just clippers.
974
00:58:34,426 --> 00:58:36,394
This would double,
triple your business.
975
00:58:37,729 --> 00:58:40,095
You know what?
I'm gone. Have fun.
976
00:58:40,198 --> 00:58:41,358
Y'all hurry up.
977
00:58:41,466 --> 00:58:44,526
Don't steal nothin'
and don't break nothin'.
978
00:58:45,170 --> 00:58:47,730
Just close the back door
when you leave.
979
00:58:51,276 --> 00:58:54,712
Hey, detective.
We was just lookin' for you.
980
00:58:54,813 --> 00:58:57,338
What the hell's going on here?
981
00:58:57,449 --> 00:58:58,916
We heard something...
982
00:58:59,017 --> 00:59:00,450
You broke into nappy cutz?
983
00:59:02,087 --> 00:59:03,110
- You take anything?
- No.
984
00:59:05,673 --> 00:59:07,106
- Damage anything?
- No.
985
00:59:07,908 --> 00:59:09,739
Kind of nice in there?
986
00:59:10,878 --> 00:59:12,345
No.
987
00:59:16,650 --> 00:59:19,619
Oh, man, they got
a basketball court!
988
00:59:23,490 --> 00:59:24,855
He's beautiful, isn't he?
989
00:59:27,595 --> 00:59:31,053
I just want him to have
everything I never had.
990
00:59:31,165 --> 00:59:33,998
I know you do.
And he will.
991
00:59:34,635 --> 00:59:37,297
So you coming to bed?
992
00:59:37,404 --> 00:59:38,666
Yeah.
993
00:59:45,212 --> 00:59:47,305
You tryin' to get
something started?
994
00:59:47,414 --> 00:59:48,847
I was hoping so,
995
00:59:48,949 --> 00:59:52,350
but you better catch me
before the rollers go in.
996
00:59:55,321 --> 00:59:57,846
Looks like you gonna have
a little brother or sister.
997
00:59:57,957 --> 01:00:00,790
Put them rollers in.
I might like that.
998
01:00:00,893 --> 01:00:04,522
I got contact lenses... blue, green,
bloodshot red... left ones only.
999
01:00:04,631 --> 01:00:05,996
Ray!
1000
01:00:06,099 --> 01:00:09,034
Just the man I wanted to see.
Come back and talk to me.
1001
01:00:11,270 --> 01:00:13,431
- I didn't know you was workin'.
- Come holler at me.
1002
01:00:15,424 --> 01:00:17,221
How's life been treating you?
1003
01:00:17,894 --> 01:00:19,122
It's been cool.
1004
01:00:19,228 --> 01:00:21,287
Me and my girlfriend's husband
got in a fight.
1005
01:00:21,397 --> 01:00:24,423
He only won
'cause she helped him.
1006
01:00:24,534 --> 01:00:26,593
Good to see you.
Come on back.
1007
01:00:26,702 --> 01:00:28,431
- In the back-back?
- Yeah, in the back-back.
1008
01:00:28,538 --> 01:00:30,768
With the scissors and everything?
1009
01:00:32,875 --> 01:00:33,842
How you been, Cal?
1010
01:00:33,943 --> 01:00:34,875
You been going to church
1011
01:00:36,596 --> 01:00:38,723
and living your life right
and everything?
1012
01:00:39,865 --> 01:00:42,458
- What you jumping for?
- I ain't know what you was comin' with.
1013
01:00:42,567 --> 01:00:44,194
My nerves bad.
I'm light-skinned.
1014
01:00:44,302 --> 01:00:46,202
Can you get this stuff
on this list?
1015
01:00:46,304 --> 01:00:49,569
I'm looking to get high-end stuff
at low-end prices.
1016
01:00:49,674 --> 01:00:51,904
- You know I can.
- Legally.
1017
01:00:52,010 --> 01:00:55,639
You mean like with a receipt legally?
Like I ain't steal it.
1018
01:00:55,747 --> 01:00:58,910
If the police walk up,
do I gotta drop it and run?
1019
01:00:59,017 --> 01:01:00,541
I can get anything you need.
1020
01:01:00,652 --> 01:01:02,483
Nappy cutz won't know
what hit 'em.
1021
01:01:02,587 --> 01:01:04,350
This is not about nappy cutz.
1022
01:01:04,456 --> 01:01:09,086
This is about personal enhancement,
personal growth.
1023
01:01:09,194 --> 01:01:12,493
Expansion.
Not nappy cutz.
1024
01:01:13,031 --> 01:01:16,125
Right.
They won't know what hit 'em.
1025
01:01:33,784 --> 01:01:36,981
Come on over here
and get your hair cut.
1026
01:01:37,087 --> 01:01:40,921
I'm working at Calvin Jr's.
Come be my first customer.
1027
01:01:41,024 --> 01:01:42,685
What you mean, "uh-uh"?
1028
01:01:42,793 --> 01:01:44,590
Can you hook me up with Isaac?
1029
01:01:44,695 --> 01:01:46,720
The one with the "I"
cut in the back?
1030
01:01:46,830 --> 01:01:50,960
You got a 'fro! You can't be gettin'
the "I" cut in the back.
1031
01:01:51,068 --> 01:01:53,662
Condoleezza. With all that
white house money she makin',
1032
01:01:53,771 --> 01:01:55,796
you'd think she could
afford herself a makeover.
1033
01:01:55,906 --> 01:01:59,535
If I was in the white house,
I'd be fly all the time.
1034
01:01:59,643 --> 01:02:02,737
If you was in the white house,
you'd be ghetto as hell.
1035
01:02:02,846 --> 01:02:05,007
She'd have the president
all corn-rowed out,
1036
01:02:05,115 --> 01:02:07,879
talking about,
"U.S., fool. U.S., fool."
1037
01:02:07,985 --> 01:02:09,282
The president would be a thug.
1038
01:02:09,386 --> 01:02:11,650
She think a head of state's
a sexual position.
1039
01:02:11,755 --> 01:02:14,417
"I'm inviting heads of state today."
1040
01:02:17,661 --> 01:02:18,992
Oh, my God.
1041
01:02:19,530 --> 01:02:20,792
Please stop.
1042
01:02:25,668 --> 01:02:28,831
Gina, do I look like beyonc�?
1043
01:02:31,874 --> 01:02:32,898
Just like her.
1044
01:02:33,009 --> 01:02:35,842
I knew you was gonna say that.
Give me some.
1045
01:02:36,679 --> 01:02:39,204
This is like the world
coming together,
1046
01:02:39,315 --> 01:02:42,113
like all the gangs
coming together.
1047
01:02:42,218 --> 01:02:44,914
There's beauty in there.
You gotta love it, man.
1048
01:02:45,021 --> 01:02:47,216
This came
from my grandmama church.
1049
01:02:47,323 --> 01:02:49,291
They might want that back.
1050
01:02:49,392 --> 01:02:52,555
Who's been chewing on this thing?
It look like holyfield's ear.
1051
01:02:53,429 --> 01:02:54,555
Picture and picture.
1052
01:02:54,664 --> 01:02:59,033
This one get channels 2 through 5,
and this one get 9 through 13.
1053
01:02:59,135 --> 01:03:01,035
Give me the big one.
1054
01:03:01,137 --> 01:03:04,436
Take the little one, too.
You got to take the little one.
1055
01:03:04,540 --> 01:03:08,067
- You keep it.
- Cal, you gotta get this little one.
1056
01:03:08,177 --> 01:03:09,576
Come on, Cal!
1057
01:03:09,679 --> 01:03:11,669
Thought I'd add
a little style to the place.
1058
01:03:13,915 --> 01:03:16,315
That's that picassio stuff
right there.
1059
01:03:16,418 --> 01:03:18,352
Yeah, yeah.
1060
01:03:18,453 --> 01:03:20,148
Beautiful.
1061
01:03:21,556 --> 01:03:23,023
What is it, a uterus?
1062
01:03:25,393 --> 01:03:28,794
Calvin, I hooked you up
with the alderman.
1063
01:03:28,897 --> 01:03:31,024
What'd you do,
get me some handicapped plates?
1064
01:03:31,132 --> 01:03:33,862
Better. You're gonna be
on the news.
1065
01:03:33,969 --> 01:03:35,061
The news?
1066
01:03:35,170 --> 01:03:37,434
The alderman's taking
a walking tour of the block
1067
01:03:37,539 --> 01:03:38,437
before Friday's
city council meeting
1068
01:03:39,857 --> 01:03:42,052
to let the constituency know
that he's concerned.
1069
01:03:43,561 --> 01:03:45,859
Concerned?
About November, right?
1070
01:03:45,963 --> 01:03:48,932
I talked him into
talking to you... good publicity.
1071
01:03:49,033 --> 01:03:51,524
- You could've asked me first.
- I know.
1072
01:03:51,636 --> 01:03:54,161
But it was
a spur-of-the-moment thing.
1073
01:03:54,272 --> 01:03:57,264
We don't do politics in here.
It's a place of business.
1074
01:03:57,375 --> 01:03:58,933
This ain't no community center.
1075
01:03:59,043 --> 01:04:00,168
You know what?
1076
01:04:00,277 --> 01:04:03,644
You sound just like
your daddy right now.
1077
01:04:03,747 --> 01:04:06,545
We will not be silenced.
1078
01:04:06,650 --> 01:04:08,982
When the FBI
gassed the black panthers out,
1079
01:04:11,137 --> 01:04:12,331
we found a place
to be today.
1080
01:04:13,172 --> 01:04:15,299
Thank you, brother Calvin.
1081
01:04:15,407 --> 01:04:16,772
Brother Calvin!
1082
01:04:16,876 --> 01:04:20,107
We will continue to provide
books and classes,
1083
01:04:20,212 --> 01:04:22,908
food and clothing
through our outreach program.
1084
01:04:23,015 --> 01:04:24,141
That's right, brother.
1085
01:04:24,250 --> 01:04:26,810
And when the pigs show up,
they're gonna show up with guns.
1086
01:04:26,919 --> 01:04:30,047
We ain't gonna do nothin'
but show up with our guns!
1087
01:04:30,155 --> 01:04:33,852
Then they gonna start shootin'.
Then we gonna start shootin'!
1088
01:04:33,959 --> 01:04:35,290
That's right, brother!
1089
01:04:35,394 --> 01:04:38,659
I'm tellin' you, every last
one of them's gonna get shot!
1090
01:04:38,764 --> 01:04:40,288
That's right.
1091
01:04:40,399 --> 01:04:42,867
Then all of us
is gonna get shot!
1092
01:04:43,736 --> 01:04:45,499
And all of us
is gonna die together!
1093
01:04:48,274 --> 01:04:50,332
Let's make it happen!
1094
01:04:50,441 --> 01:04:51,703
Black power!
1095
01:04:51,910 --> 01:04:53,309
Black power!
1096
01:04:53,411 --> 01:04:55,174
Black power! Yeah!
1097
01:04:55,280 --> 01:04:57,805
Black power!
That's us! Black power!
1098
01:04:57,916 --> 01:04:59,110
Power to the people!
1099
01:05:00,318 --> 01:05:02,718
Shit, man, them fools crazy.
1100
01:05:03,154 --> 01:05:05,714
Well, if it ain't lalowe sharpton.
1101
01:05:07,025 --> 01:05:08,686
My goodness, my goodness.
1102
01:05:09,894 --> 01:05:12,055
The barbershop.
How you doin'? Lalowe brown.
1103
01:05:12,163 --> 01:05:13,391
Checker Fred, sir.
1104
01:05:13,498 --> 01:05:15,489
How you doin', checker?
1105
01:05:15,600 --> 01:05:17,761
Lalowe brown.
Good to see you.
1106
01:05:17,869 --> 01:05:19,166
How you doin', sir?
1107
01:05:19,270 --> 01:05:22,899
My, my.
Well, well, look at this.
1108
01:05:23,007 --> 01:05:25,202
Look what we got...
We got a lady barber.
1109
01:05:25,310 --> 01:05:28,473
We didn't have this
back in the day.
1110
01:05:28,579 --> 01:05:30,046
- What's your name?
- Terri.
1111
01:05:30,148 --> 01:05:31,979
- Sarah?
- Terri.
1112
01:05:33,851 --> 01:05:36,752
Lalowe's gonna have to come back
and let you give me a little trim.
1113
01:05:36,854 --> 01:05:38,719
- Trim?
- A haircut.
1114
01:05:38,822 --> 01:05:41,882
Terri, if you wanna be down,
1115
01:05:41,992 --> 01:05:44,392
vote lalowe brown.
1116
01:05:44,594 --> 01:05:46,118
You remember that.
1117
01:05:48,365 --> 01:05:50,890
This is Calvin's barbershop.
1118
01:05:51,001 --> 01:05:54,164
This is a cornerstone
of the black community
1119
01:05:54,271 --> 01:05:56,102
for some 40-odd years.
1120
01:05:56,206 --> 01:05:58,606
I've been coming down here
many a Saturday afternoon,
1121
01:05:58,709 --> 01:06:00,506
get myself straight
for Sunday morning.
1122
01:06:00,610 --> 01:06:03,340
But I wanna introduce you
to the man himself,
1123
01:06:03,447 --> 01:06:07,144
the man who quantifies
and epitomizes
1124
01:06:07,250 --> 01:06:11,186
the institutional possibilities
of black hair.
1125
01:06:11,288 --> 01:06:16,055
He is a potentiating progenitor
in all kinds of fine ways.
1126
01:06:16,159 --> 01:06:20,118
He's my fine friend,
this brother right here, Calvin.
1127
01:06:20,230 --> 01:06:21,788
How you doin'?
Calvin Palmer.
1128
01:06:21,898 --> 01:06:24,423
- How you doin', son?
- All right.
1129
01:06:24,534 --> 01:06:27,901
Calvin, you are a pillar
of this fine community.
1130
01:06:28,005 --> 01:06:29,938
How is everything going for you
1131
01:06:30,039 --> 01:06:32,599
with all this social change
happening down here?
1132
01:06:32,708 --> 01:06:36,075
Well, Mr. brown, as you know,
there is a lot of change...
1133
01:06:36,178 --> 01:06:38,806
There is a lot of change,
1134
01:06:38,914 --> 01:06:40,814
and change
is hard sometimes, right?
1135
01:06:40,916 --> 01:06:45,216
But if we want to stand
together as a community,
1136
01:06:45,321 --> 01:06:48,119
- we will find a way to survive.
- Tell it!
1137
01:06:48,224 --> 01:06:49,418
- Tell it, lo.
- That's right.
1138
01:06:49,525 --> 01:06:52,289
You let lalowe lay it down for you.
1139
01:06:52,395 --> 01:06:54,295
If you wanna stay afloat,
1140
01:06:54,397 --> 01:06:55,796
we got to...
1141
01:06:58,034 --> 01:07:00,264
you gonna have to
rock the boat.
1142
01:07:00,369 --> 01:07:04,362
Because if they want
to send us packin',
1143
01:07:04,473 --> 01:07:05,940
baby, it's on and crackin'!
1144
01:07:06,042 --> 01:07:08,567
And if they try to mess
with this brother,
1145
01:07:08,677 --> 01:07:11,305
then it's gonna be on
like a mother!
1146
01:07:12,615 --> 01:07:14,344
That's a little rough.
1147
01:07:14,450 --> 01:07:17,510
If you want to stay around,
y'all know what you gotta do.
1148
01:07:17,620 --> 01:07:19,951
Vote for lalowe brown!
1149
01:07:21,556 --> 01:07:25,014
Hey, Calvin, why don't you
get me a little shape-up?
1150
01:07:25,126 --> 01:07:27,117
'Cause I've been running around.
1151
01:07:27,228 --> 01:07:29,458
- You got a chair for me?
- Yeah, right here.
1152
01:07:29,564 --> 01:07:33,227
Of course we got one for you.
Kenard! Kenard!
1153
01:07:34,102 --> 01:07:36,866
- Let kenard cut your hair.
- Hold on, hold on.
1154
01:07:36,971 --> 01:07:38,962
Wait a minute. No.
1155
01:07:39,074 --> 01:07:42,237
Get on over there, get-low.
Sit right on down, so-low.
1156
01:07:42,343 --> 01:07:44,334
Nice to meet you.
How you doin'?
1157
01:07:44,446 --> 01:07:47,347
- Wait a minute.
- It's okay. It's okay.
1158
01:07:47,449 --> 01:07:49,508
It's okay. It's okay.
1159
01:07:50,085 --> 01:07:54,146
Kenard here is one
of our prima Donna barbers.
1160
01:07:54,255 --> 01:07:55,279
Front chair.
1161
01:07:55,390 --> 01:07:59,258
You ain't had
your hair cut till...
1162
01:07:59,360 --> 01:08:00,725
- Kenard.
- Yeah.
1163
01:08:00,829 --> 01:08:04,765
- Yeah. Let's take a picture.
- Thank you, brother.
1164
01:08:07,701 --> 01:08:10,898
Yeah, okay. All right.
Enjoy yourself, low-below.
1165
01:08:11,004 --> 01:08:13,302
You just relax, down-low.
1166
01:08:13,407 --> 01:08:15,272
We on TV, man.
1167
01:08:15,375 --> 01:08:19,106
I know. This is must-see TV.
It's gonna be good.
1168
01:08:20,347 --> 01:08:22,815
This is why
I love this community,
1169
01:08:22,916 --> 01:08:26,579
'cause there's a historical context
for every action that takes place here.
1170
01:08:26,687 --> 01:08:28,678
I plan to die here.
1171
01:08:28,789 --> 01:08:31,485
We're running short on time.
If we could speed this up?
1172
01:08:31,592 --> 01:08:34,083
You can't rush the best, Jimmy.
1173
01:08:34,194 --> 01:08:37,095
- He ain't the best.
- He ain't ask you, man.
1174
01:08:38,532 --> 01:08:41,365
Well, who's the best, then,
youngblood?
1175
01:08:42,503 --> 01:08:46,234
- You the best?
- No doubt. Isaac Rosenberg.
1176
01:08:46,340 --> 01:08:49,070
The best barber
in the state of Illinois.
1177
01:08:49,176 --> 01:08:51,269
The best barber
on this rock we call earth.
1178
01:08:51,378 --> 01:08:52,868
Come on down to Cal's.
1179
01:08:52,980 --> 01:08:54,709
Our rainbow coalition right here.
1180
01:08:54,815 --> 01:08:57,908
Yeah, this is integration
right here.
1181
01:08:58,017 --> 01:08:59,416
What's up, ma? Richie?
1182
01:08:59,519 --> 01:09:01,578
You're feelin' yourself
way too much.
1183
01:09:01,687 --> 01:09:03,348
Don't sweat the technique.
1184
01:09:03,456 --> 01:09:06,050
What technique?
You cut like a bitch.
1185
01:09:06,159 --> 01:09:08,286
Carvin' I's in the back
of people's head?
1186
01:09:08,394 --> 01:09:10,794
- Your skills is limited.
- My skills are limited?
1187
01:09:10,897 --> 01:09:13,229
- Where your skills at?
- This ain't the time.
1188
01:09:13,332 --> 01:09:16,460
Ain't in cuttin' hair.
Must be slobbin' Terri in the locker room.
1189
01:09:18,004 --> 01:09:19,164
What? No.
1190
01:09:21,407 --> 01:09:25,070
You ain't supposed to air our
dirty laundry like that. We on TV.
1191
01:09:25,178 --> 01:09:27,544
- What is he talking about?
- Dinka, it wasn't like that.
1192
01:09:27,647 --> 01:09:29,740
Of populist politics.
1193
01:09:29,849 --> 01:09:32,784
- Thug love! Thug love!
- It was not like that.
1194
01:09:32,885 --> 01:09:35,285
Everybody's hatin' on me.
'Cause I'm competent?
1195
01:09:35,388 --> 01:09:37,720
- You don't make this shop.
- I have lately.
1196
01:09:37,823 --> 01:09:41,759
I will confront all of those
forces that are trying to change,
1197
01:09:41,861 --> 01:09:43,920
that are trying
to make things happen.
1198
01:09:44,030 --> 01:09:46,725
They don't treat barbers
like this at nappy cutz.
1199
01:09:46,831 --> 01:09:48,765
Why don't you go find out?
1200
01:09:48,867 --> 01:09:51,563
You on that bullshit.
Go find out.
1201
01:09:51,670 --> 01:09:54,764
We don't need you around here
if you don't wanna be here.
1202
01:09:54,873 --> 01:09:56,465
Fine, man.
1203
01:09:57,576 --> 01:09:59,771
All right.
Get out of the chair, man.
1204
01:09:59,878 --> 01:10:00,810
No, you stay here.
1205
01:10:02,230 --> 01:10:06,166
In November, I plan to establish
this barbershop as my headquarters.
1206
01:10:06,268 --> 01:10:09,328
At Calvin's barbershop,
we're gonna make this institution
1207
01:10:09,437 --> 01:10:13,032
one of the leading institutions,
like a torpedo moving towards the future.
1208
01:10:13,141 --> 01:10:14,768
Yes, indeed. All right.
1209
01:10:14,876 --> 01:10:17,310
Kenard, just a little off the top.
1210
01:10:17,412 --> 01:10:20,074
I really think it's time
for us to move along.
1211
01:10:20,182 --> 01:10:22,673
Come on, Jimmy,
just two seconds.
1212
01:10:29,191 --> 01:10:31,989
My bad, brother.
I skipped you.
1213
01:10:32,093 --> 01:10:34,391
Why don't you just let me
fade you up?
1214
01:10:34,496 --> 01:10:36,588
- How about a nice quo vadis?
- What'd you do to my head?
1215
01:10:38,315 --> 01:10:39,976
- Don't even look at that.
- Is that my head?
1216
01:10:40,083 --> 01:10:43,985
I'm gonna kill you!
I'm gonna kill you!
1217
01:10:44,087 --> 01:10:45,714
You a grown man!
1218
01:10:45,822 --> 01:10:48,586
You don't do that to kenard!
1219
01:10:48,691 --> 01:10:50,522
Get out of here!
1220
01:10:58,234 --> 01:11:01,101
And far from its roots
as a family establishment,
1221
01:11:01,204 --> 01:11:03,365
this was the scene today
at 79th and exchange
1222
01:11:03,473 --> 01:11:06,874
at Calvin's barbershop when
alderman lalowe brown stopped by
1223
01:11:06,976 --> 01:11:09,206
for a photo opportunity
and haircut.
1224
01:11:09,312 --> 01:11:10,870
Or shall I say scalping?
1225
01:11:10,980 --> 01:11:14,575
Needless to say, I doubt
very seriously if the alderman
1226
01:11:14,684 --> 01:11:17,551
will be frequenting
Calvin's barbershop anytime soon.
1227
01:11:20,290 --> 01:11:21,689
Nice.
1228
01:11:36,972 --> 01:11:39,304
- Who is it?
- It's Rick.
1229
01:11:39,408 --> 01:11:40,841
What do you want?
1230
01:11:40,943 --> 01:11:43,241
I wanna talk to you.
I feel bad.
1231
01:11:43,345 --> 01:11:44,778
Good. I'm busy.
1232
01:11:44,880 --> 01:11:47,075
Open the door.
We gotta talk about this.
1233
01:11:47,182 --> 01:11:50,549
- There's nothing to discuss.
- Dinka, I messed up.
1234
01:11:51,620 --> 01:11:55,386
What happened
between me and Terri was foul.
1235
01:11:55,491 --> 01:11:58,722
It should have never happened.
I didn't mean to hurt you.
1236
01:12:00,796 --> 01:12:02,127
I'm sorry.
1237
01:12:04,615 --> 01:12:06,583
Apology accepted.
1238
01:12:06,684 --> 01:12:09,209
Can we discuss this tomorrow?
1239
01:12:09,821 --> 01:12:12,051
You remember shawna, right?
1240
01:12:13,057 --> 01:12:14,217
Hi.
1241
01:12:15,258 --> 01:12:16,384
What's up, shawna?
1242
01:12:18,562 --> 01:12:20,120
Handle that.
1243
01:12:20,664 --> 01:12:22,131
I'll get at you tomorrow.
1244
01:12:22,232 --> 01:12:24,029
Maybe the day after.
1245
01:13:17,468 --> 01:13:19,527
You should see her
when I'm drinkin'.
1246
01:13:21,539 --> 01:13:23,370
'Cause I know her.
1247
01:13:25,677 --> 01:13:27,838
Exactly right, exactly right.
1248
01:13:32,684 --> 01:13:34,379
What are you doing here?
1249
01:13:34,485 --> 01:13:36,783
The question is,
what you doin' here?
1250
01:13:36,888 --> 01:13:39,448
Look a little shady to me.
1251
01:13:40,091 --> 01:13:41,854
You come up to my shop today
1252
01:13:41,960 --> 01:13:44,121
and got the nerve
to be huddled up with this shark.
1253
01:13:44,229 --> 01:13:48,222
Don't come in here accusing me
of some malicious and egregious act
1254
01:13:48,333 --> 01:13:50,494
when what you should be doin'
is apologizing
1255
01:13:50,602 --> 01:13:53,196
for making me look
like a goddamn fool today.
1256
01:13:53,304 --> 01:13:55,863
- That's what you should be doing.
- Lalowe.
1257
01:13:58,942 --> 01:14:00,705
Ease up. It's cool.
1258
01:14:02,045 --> 01:14:04,013
All right there, youngblood.
1259
01:14:05,182 --> 01:14:08,618
Ain't nothin' going on in here,
just business.
1260
01:14:09,386 --> 01:14:11,479
- I'll bet.
- It's true.
1261
01:14:11,588 --> 01:14:14,580
In fact, the alderman and I
were just talking about you.
1262
01:14:14,691 --> 01:14:16,056
Well, about your business.
1263
01:14:16,693 --> 01:14:19,890
I undervalued the importance
of your shop to this community.
1264
01:14:19,997 --> 01:14:21,658
That's my bad.
1265
01:14:22,399 --> 01:14:24,594
It'd be a shame to see it
all go away for naught.
1266
01:14:24,701 --> 01:14:27,795
Man, I'm from the South side.
1267
01:14:27,904 --> 01:14:28,893
- Don't try to hustle me.
- No hustle.
1268
01:14:30,257 --> 01:14:32,851
A hustle implies one side wins,
the other side loses.
1269
01:14:32,959 --> 01:14:34,950
I'm proposing a win-win.
1270
01:14:35,061 --> 01:14:38,224
I'm proposing that nappy cutz
never sees the light of day.
1271
01:14:39,766 --> 01:14:43,030
- Is that right?
- I'll turn it into a nightclub.
1272
01:14:43,135 --> 01:14:45,535
Your barbershop
will continue to thrive
1273
01:14:45,638 --> 01:14:49,540
without any interference from me
or from anyone else.
1274
01:14:49,642 --> 01:14:51,735
And this miracle happens
if I do what?
1275
01:14:51,844 --> 01:14:54,074
Not tell people
what I saw here tonight?
1276
01:14:56,348 --> 01:14:58,043
What'd you see tonight?
1277
01:14:58,717 --> 01:15:02,517
What'd you see in here
tonight, Calvin? Nothing.
1278
01:15:02,621 --> 01:15:04,111
Nothing.
1279
01:15:05,891 --> 01:15:07,085
Have a seat.
1280
01:15:10,496 --> 01:15:12,054
No, I'd rather stand.
1281
01:15:12,765 --> 01:15:14,733
All you have to do is talk.
1282
01:15:16,101 --> 01:15:18,592
The city council meeting
is tomorrow.
1283
01:15:18,704 --> 01:15:22,868
We need those other
business owners on your block to sell.
1284
01:15:22,975 --> 01:15:24,840
If you were to express to them
1285
01:15:24,943 --> 01:15:27,969
and to the governing board that you
believe in quality land's proposal,
1286
01:15:28,080 --> 01:15:31,277
your voice could be
the determining factor.
1287
01:15:31,817 --> 01:15:33,477
At least, I think so.
1288
01:15:38,756 --> 01:15:42,658
This could be a shitload of money
for the whole district.
1289
01:15:42,760 --> 01:15:45,354
Not to mention, it could be
a nice little windfall for Calvin.
1290
01:15:46,798 --> 01:15:47,730
A $200,000 windfall.
1291
01:15:51,718 --> 01:15:54,585
Now, that's a nice piece
of pocket change.
1292
01:15:54,688 --> 01:15:59,284
You could take your wife
on down to Jamaica.
1293
01:15:59,393 --> 01:16:01,953
The real one,
not that one in queens.
1294
01:16:02,062 --> 01:16:04,826
It'd be a nice kick-start
to your kid's college fund.
1295
01:16:04,932 --> 01:16:07,025
You have a son, don't you?
1296
01:16:08,101 --> 01:16:09,966
Yeah, I got a son.
1297
01:16:13,073 --> 01:16:15,371
All you gotta do is talk.
1298
01:16:17,945 --> 01:16:19,537
$200,000.
1299
01:16:20,514 --> 01:16:23,607
I'm not asking you
for a whole lot, just to...
1300
01:16:23,716 --> 01:16:25,513
Come on down and...
1301
01:16:28,187 --> 01:16:29,711
just talk.
1302
01:16:29,822 --> 01:16:32,256
Just talk.
1303
01:16:41,500 --> 01:16:42,728
All right.
1304
01:16:44,470 --> 01:16:46,028
See you tomorrow.
1305
01:16:51,911 --> 01:16:53,401
Win-win.
1306
01:17:18,653 --> 01:17:19,585
You stalking me?
1307
01:17:19,688 --> 01:17:22,054
- Just wanna talk.
- Ain't nothin' to say.
1308
01:17:26,795 --> 01:17:28,660
Let me drive you to work.
1309
01:17:28,763 --> 01:17:32,096
How am I gonna look
rollin' up in your freak-mobile?
1310
01:17:32,200 --> 01:17:35,829
Terri, we work together.
We need to have a conversation.
1311
01:17:36,538 --> 01:17:38,062
Listen to what I got to say.
1312
01:17:38,173 --> 01:17:41,472
After that, you ain't got to
speak to me ever again.
1313
01:17:44,045 --> 01:17:46,570
I'll drop you off around the corner.
1314
01:17:47,882 --> 01:17:49,406
Get in the car.
1315
01:17:50,719 --> 01:17:52,152
Please.
1316
01:17:57,092 --> 01:17:59,526
Terri, I really ain't
been myself lately.
1317
01:17:59,628 --> 01:18:03,996
Ricky, before you even say anything,
I need you to know
1318
01:18:04,098 --> 01:18:06,532
that thug-gangta-player
bullshit is over for me.
1319
01:18:06,634 --> 01:18:07,225
I'm done with that in my life.
1320
01:18:09,035 --> 01:18:11,663
But you don't even know me,
what I'm about.
1321
01:18:11,771 --> 01:18:13,329
I see you every day...
1322
01:18:13,439 --> 01:18:15,873
Late, sleepin'
in the locker room,
1323
01:18:15,975 --> 01:18:17,374
runnin' ho's day and night.
1324
01:18:17,477 --> 01:18:19,741
How is that not knowing you?
1325
01:18:20,646 --> 01:18:21,613
Boy!
1326
01:18:23,082 --> 01:18:23,912
I'm just gettin'
my backpack. Relax.
1327
01:18:28,086 --> 01:18:30,111
What is this, a warrant?
1328
01:18:46,071 --> 01:18:47,538
Why didn't you say anything?
1329
01:18:47,639 --> 01:18:50,630
I couldn't tell nobody I was
studying for the fuckin' ged.
1330
01:18:50,741 --> 01:18:51,935
It's embarrassing.
1331
01:18:52,810 --> 01:18:54,107
But you passed.
1332
01:18:55,613 --> 01:18:56,580
Yeah.
1333
01:18:58,649 --> 01:19:02,210
Yeah, but honestly, though,
now that I got it,
1334
01:19:02,320 --> 01:19:04,811
I don't even know what it means.
1335
01:19:04,922 --> 01:19:07,083
It means you give a damn
about your life.
1336
01:19:08,859 --> 01:19:10,121
You should be proud.
1337
01:19:12,163 --> 01:19:14,097
I'm proud of you.
1338
01:19:15,900 --> 01:19:18,562
Don't start paying me
compliments and stuff,
1339
01:19:18,669 --> 01:19:20,637
'cause then I gotta
give one back to you.
1340
01:19:21,372 --> 01:19:25,399
We'd be all over each other again,
and don't nobody want that.
1341
01:19:25,509 --> 01:19:26,635
I don't want it.
1342
01:19:34,885 --> 01:19:36,477
For the record...
1343
01:19:38,856 --> 01:19:42,951
I kind of liked the old Terri
before all the changes.
1344
01:19:43,059 --> 01:19:45,584
Loud and angry all the time?
1345
01:19:45,695 --> 01:19:46,821
Real.
1346
01:19:47,964 --> 01:19:50,194
All the time.
1347
01:20:07,817 --> 01:20:09,648
Man, I hope you hittin' that!
1348
01:20:11,221 --> 01:20:13,655
Miss Emma, is somethin' wrong?
1349
01:20:13,757 --> 01:20:17,454
Nothing a little prayer
can't handle, or my pistol.
1350
01:20:17,560 --> 01:20:18,857
What's the matter?
1351
01:20:18,962 --> 01:20:22,921
They wanna make this
funky little place into a co-op.
1352
01:20:23,033 --> 01:20:24,398
What?
1353
01:20:25,001 --> 01:20:27,936
I can't afford that down payment.
I'm gonna have to move.
1354
01:20:28,038 --> 01:20:30,301
Don't you own this place?
1355
01:20:30,406 --> 01:20:32,499
Just because I don't own it
don't mean it's not mine.
1356
01:20:38,797 --> 01:20:40,856
You've been livin' here, like, what?
1357
01:20:40,966 --> 01:20:45,096
A long time, long enough
to wipe your nasty little butt.
1358
01:20:45,203 --> 01:20:47,763
And a whole lot
of others, too.
1359
01:20:47,872 --> 01:20:48,634
But it's been worth it, though.
1360
01:20:51,159 --> 01:20:53,354
We can't lose you, miss Emma.
1361
01:20:53,462 --> 01:20:57,091
It's about time
for me to retire anyway.
1362
01:20:57,199 --> 01:21:00,396
My brother has a nice place
out in Arizona.
1363
01:21:00,502 --> 01:21:01,901
You ever been to Arizona?
1364
01:21:02,004 --> 01:21:06,236
Hot as hell,
but I got some nice hats.
1365
01:21:07,242 --> 01:21:09,369
How can you leave Chicago?
1366
01:21:09,478 --> 01:21:11,207
On the bus.
1367
01:21:11,313 --> 01:21:13,611
Same way I got here.
1368
01:21:24,925 --> 01:21:26,756
Good morning there, youngblood.
1369
01:21:26,861 --> 01:21:29,921
You up early.
They fumigating your crib again?
1370
01:21:30,031 --> 01:21:33,831
I thought it'd be a good day
to walk and see the trees and dew.
1371
01:21:33,934 --> 01:21:35,367
Yeah, they fumigating.
1372
01:21:35,469 --> 01:21:39,337
I had a cockroach in my house
so big, I thought it was Shaq.
1373
01:21:41,709 --> 01:21:42,937
You're crazy.
1374
01:21:44,779 --> 01:21:46,337
- Let me ask you something.
- What?
1375
01:21:48,165 --> 01:21:50,292
You done worked and lived
around here for what, 34, 35 years?
1376
01:21:50,400 --> 01:21:54,166
Yeah, I guess 30 and some change.
1377
01:21:54,271 --> 01:21:56,034
I ain't tryin' to clown, but...
1378
01:21:56,139 --> 01:22:01,338
I hope not. You know I got jokes.
Don't you start nothin'.
1379
01:22:01,444 --> 01:22:04,004
Let me ask you...
Is this the life you wanted?
1380
01:22:05,248 --> 01:22:07,307
Or did you ever think
you could do better?
1381
01:22:08,384 --> 01:22:12,343
What the hell keeps you
comin' back here every day?
1382
01:22:12,454 --> 01:22:16,220
Well, Calvin, you know,
if I was a bettin' man,
1383
01:22:16,325 --> 01:22:19,692
I'd say the reason I come back in
day in and day out
1384
01:22:19,795 --> 01:22:22,889
is the free chair.
1385
01:22:25,701 --> 01:22:26,861
Get real.
1386
01:22:31,073 --> 01:22:32,973
Hold it!
Get off him, pig!
1387
01:22:33,075 --> 01:22:36,738
Some very sad news
for all of you,
1388
01:22:36,845 --> 01:22:40,906
and that is that Martin Luther King
was shot and was killed tonight
1389
01:22:41,016 --> 01:22:42,881
in Memphis, Tennessee.
1390
01:22:42,985 --> 01:22:45,977
In this difficult day,
1391
01:22:46,088 --> 01:22:48,352
in this difficult time
for the United States,
1392
01:22:48,457 --> 01:22:51,949
it's perhaps well to ask
what kind of a nation we are...
1393
01:22:52,061 --> 01:22:53,756
This ain't right.
1394
01:22:54,430 --> 01:22:57,399
We should be honoring the man's
memory, we shouldn't be doing this.
1395
01:22:57,499 --> 01:23:00,058
Yeah. Yeah, you're right.
1396
01:23:01,869 --> 01:23:05,896
I'm gonna get on out of here.
I need to go check on Loretta.
1397
01:23:06,541 --> 01:23:08,736
She's talking about
moving back to Georgia.
1398
01:23:08,843 --> 01:23:12,745
I would only say
that I can also feel in my own heart
1399
01:23:12,847 --> 01:23:15,008
the same kind of feeling.
1400
01:23:15,116 --> 01:23:17,482
I had a member
of my family killed.
1401
01:23:18,720 --> 01:23:20,711
But he was killed
by a white man.
1402
01:23:20,822 --> 01:23:23,723
What we need
in the United States...
1403
01:23:27,628 --> 01:23:29,562
You be safe out there.
1404
01:23:29,664 --> 01:23:32,599
Yeah, I will, man.
Don't worry about me.
1405
01:23:32,700 --> 01:23:35,032
I'll probably
stop by Montgomery ward's,
1406
01:23:35,136 --> 01:23:37,502
pick up a TV,
washer and dryer, lamps.
1407
01:23:37,605 --> 01:23:38,902
You need anything?
1408
01:23:42,677 --> 01:23:45,077
- Move, Eddie!
- No!
1409
01:23:45,179 --> 01:23:47,271
- Eddie, get out of there!
- No!
1410
01:23:47,848 --> 01:23:48,815
No!
1411
01:24:01,995 --> 01:24:03,986
I'll stay a little while longer, man.
1412
01:24:10,003 --> 01:24:12,699
Yeah, so after all that
quieted down,
1413
01:24:12,806 --> 01:24:16,139
your daddy told me I ain't never
have to pay for my chair again.
1414
01:24:16,943 --> 01:24:19,605
That's the kind of man
your father was.
1415
01:24:19,713 --> 01:24:21,738
He was a man's man.
1416
01:24:21,848 --> 01:24:24,043
He used to always
call me a hero.
1417
01:24:25,085 --> 01:24:28,577
The funny thing is
I never saw it that way.
1418
01:24:28,688 --> 01:24:31,851
I didn't save the shop, Calvin.
The shop saved me.
1419
01:24:31,958 --> 01:24:34,426
A lot like it did for Ricky.
1420
01:24:34,528 --> 01:24:37,291
I ain't have no life before this.
1421
01:24:38,664 --> 01:24:41,462
As far as I'm concerned,
my life began
1422
01:24:41,567 --> 01:24:45,298
on July 4, 1967,
when I came through that back door
1423
01:24:45,404 --> 01:24:47,497
and your father gave
my black ass a break.
1424
01:24:47,606 --> 01:24:51,303
So I'd be sad if somethin'
was to ever happen to this place.
1425
01:24:52,978 --> 01:24:53,672
But I'd be all right, though.
1426
01:24:55,097 --> 01:24:57,429
Oh, yeah, Eddie be fine.
1427
01:24:59,001 --> 01:25:00,229
Hey, what's up, y'all?
1428
01:25:00,336 --> 01:25:03,032
Calvin, can I have a word
with you for a second?
1429
01:25:03,139 --> 01:25:04,333
What you want, man?
1430
01:25:04,440 --> 01:25:07,500
Well, I know these are
tough times for you, cuz.
1431
01:25:07,610 --> 01:25:12,377
It's times like these when men
must rise up and make the right choice.
1432
01:25:12,481 --> 01:25:15,348
- Is that right?
- Yeah. It's about the truth.
1433
01:25:15,451 --> 01:25:18,147
Each and every one of us
has our own truth,
1434
01:25:18,254 --> 01:25:22,554
a truth that we must live with
for the rest of our lives.
1435
01:25:23,392 --> 01:25:24,825
Is there a point to this?
1436
01:25:24,927 --> 01:25:26,791
My truth is across the street.
1437
01:25:26,895 --> 01:25:30,592
I appreciate the job, cuz.
I'll always love you for it.
1438
01:25:30,698 --> 01:25:31,960
But I gotta bounce.
1439
01:25:32,067 --> 01:25:35,662
Y'all goin' broke
around this mug. Boy, I swear.
1440
01:25:38,807 --> 01:25:40,001
All right, all right.
1441
01:25:40,108 --> 01:25:43,100
And if anybody wanna come over
anytime and hoop it up,
1442
01:25:43,211 --> 01:25:45,441
ring a player, you know?
1443
01:25:50,401 --> 01:25:51,868
All this silence
got my gut grumblin'.
1444
01:25:51,969 --> 01:25:54,130
I'm gonna run down to Berry's,
get me a pastrami and fries.
1445
01:25:54,238 --> 01:25:58,572
Eddie, a man at your age
should be watching what he eats.
1446
01:25:58,675 --> 01:26:01,439
If you don't knock the fork
out of my hand,
1447
01:26:01,545 --> 01:26:03,911
I won't knock the spear
out of yours, okay, Somalia?
1448
01:26:04,014 --> 01:26:08,451
Eddie, get me that chicken tamale
and strawberry shake special.
1449
01:26:08,552 --> 01:26:10,884
Get old checkers a ham and cheese
on some honky bread,
1450
01:26:10,988 --> 01:26:12,922
mustard, hold the Mayo.
1451
01:26:13,023 --> 01:26:15,150
Get me a Mountain dew
and chopped salad.
1452
01:26:15,259 --> 01:26:18,250
I'll take some chili fries,
onion rings,
1453
01:26:18,361 --> 01:26:20,226
and a pot pie with egg on it.
1454
01:26:20,329 --> 01:26:24,857
Okay, that's gonna be
three orders of "hell, no"
1455
01:26:24,967 --> 01:26:27,094
and two sides
of "ask your mama"
1456
01:26:27,203 --> 01:26:31,003
and a large cup
of "negro, please."
1457
01:26:31,107 --> 01:26:32,472
Grumpy old man.
1458
01:26:34,610 --> 01:26:36,373
Hey, big c, where you headed?
1459
01:26:36,479 --> 01:26:39,312
Nowhere.
Just got a little business to handle.
1460
01:26:39,415 --> 01:26:40,643
I'll be back.
1461
01:27:10,495 --> 01:27:12,190
And when they build all this stuff,
1462
01:27:12,297 --> 01:27:14,231
they make it totally unaffordable
1463
01:27:14,332 --> 01:27:17,028
for the people
who live here to stay here.
1464
01:27:19,154 --> 01:27:21,349
Now, we're South side people
with South side money,
1465
01:27:21,456 --> 01:27:22,684
and that ain't much.
1466
01:27:22,790 --> 01:27:27,955
So I'm against the proposed
quality land development project
1467
01:27:28,062 --> 01:27:31,190
on 79th and exchange.
1468
01:27:35,169 --> 01:27:36,295
You tell it, sister!
1469
01:27:36,404 --> 01:27:38,804
That's right!
Very good!
1470
01:27:38,907 --> 01:27:40,101
That's right!
1471
01:27:40,208 --> 01:27:42,108
Quiet. Okay.
1472
01:27:43,011 --> 01:27:45,673
Before we adjourn
and make our decision,
1473
01:27:45,780 --> 01:27:50,683
is there anyone else who'd like
to be heard on this matter?
1474
01:27:53,454 --> 01:27:55,080
Let's get this thing over with.
1475
01:27:56,323 --> 01:27:58,188
I'd like to say somethin'.
1476
01:28:00,294 --> 01:28:01,352
Sir.
1477
01:28:11,705 --> 01:28:14,230
- What's he gonna say?
- Shut up. Shut up.
1478
01:28:19,579 --> 01:28:21,046
A little nervous.
1479
01:28:23,884 --> 01:28:27,115
I haven't felt like this
since I met my wife's pops.
1480
01:28:33,727 --> 01:28:35,752
My name is Calvin Palmer.
1481
01:28:35,862 --> 01:28:39,025
I own Calvin's barbershop
over on 79th.
1482
01:28:39,132 --> 01:28:41,862
Been there since 1958.
1483
01:28:42,703 --> 01:28:47,401
And all I'd like to say
is that all change isn't bad.
1484
01:28:47,506 --> 01:28:49,303
Who can argue with progress?
1485
01:28:50,176 --> 01:28:53,009
Better schools, cleaner streets...
1486
01:28:53,112 --> 01:28:55,842
Something we need
on the South side.
1487
01:28:55,948 --> 01:28:58,280
And I want the best for my son
1488
01:28:58,384 --> 01:29:01,785
just like my parents
wanted the best for me.
1489
01:29:01,887 --> 01:29:04,412
So some change on 79th
1490
01:29:04,523 --> 01:29:07,253
is well-needed
and well-deserved.
1491
01:29:07,360 --> 01:29:08,418
Oh, yeah.
1492
01:29:10,363 --> 01:29:13,730
Also, I'm happy that people
outside our community
1493
01:29:13,833 --> 01:29:18,031
are starting to find the value
in our neighborhoods.
1494
01:29:18,137 --> 01:29:20,128
But...
1495
01:29:20,239 --> 01:29:23,868
If that means selling our soul
just to make a quick buck,
1496
01:29:23,976 --> 01:29:26,103
I ain't with that shit.
1497
01:29:31,050 --> 01:29:32,449
It's not worth it.
1498
01:29:33,019 --> 01:29:36,419
That's why I'm not sellin' out...
1499
01:29:39,257 --> 01:29:41,248
like some people I know.
1500
01:29:49,184 --> 01:29:51,516
Sir, do you know
why Jesus wept?
1501
01:29:54,890 --> 01:29:56,824
No. No, I don't.
1502
01:29:56,925 --> 01:30:01,862
Well, when Lazarus died,
1503
01:30:01,964 --> 01:30:05,923
Martha and Mary,
they cried over his body.
1504
01:30:06,035 --> 01:30:08,060
When Jesus sawtheir pain,
1505
01:30:08,170 --> 01:30:10,229
he couldn't help but cry, too.
1506
01:30:11,373 --> 01:30:13,034
So that's why Jesus wept.
1507
01:30:15,144 --> 01:30:18,773
That's how I feel when I look
at people like Hank tolliver
1508
01:30:18,881 --> 01:30:21,281
and gertrude rose
1509
01:30:21,383 --> 01:30:24,545
and miss Emma
bein' driven out...
1510
01:30:25,853 --> 01:30:29,983
'cause they don't fit the plan
of the new developers.
1511
01:30:30,858 --> 01:30:35,056
We gotta realize that people
make this community,
1512
01:30:35,163 --> 01:30:38,360
not $5 coffees
and $20 mugs.
1513
01:30:38,466 --> 01:30:39,956
It's the people.
1514
01:30:40,068 --> 01:30:44,266
And once you lose the people,
you lose the neighborhood.
1515
01:30:44,372 --> 01:30:46,897
So if I had to say,
I would deny
1516
01:30:47,008 --> 01:30:51,945
quality land development's
proposal to tear up 79th
1517
01:30:52,046 --> 01:30:54,105
because it just ain't worth it.
1518
01:30:55,016 --> 01:30:56,574
Thank you.
1519
01:30:57,285 --> 01:31:00,254
That's my friend!
That's my friend!
1520
01:31:10,097 --> 01:31:14,396
Thank you.
Thank you, Mr. Palmer.
1521
01:31:15,569 --> 01:31:18,003
We'll take a brief recess
and we'll come back with our decision.
1522
01:31:26,445 --> 01:31:28,913
You're through.
You know that, don't you?
1523
01:31:38,090 --> 01:31:40,752
- That was beautiful, man.
- Thanks.
1524
01:31:40,860 --> 01:31:43,886
- How much they offer you?
- Not enough.
1525
01:31:52,705 --> 01:31:55,538
We have reached
a unanimous decision.
1526
01:31:57,743 --> 01:32:01,144
The proposal
from quality land development
1527
01:32:01,247 --> 01:32:03,077
has been approved.
1528
01:32:03,648 --> 01:32:05,411
This meeting is over.
1529
01:32:09,554 --> 01:32:10,953
What have you done?
1530
01:32:11,056 --> 01:32:13,957
That's what I'm talkin' about.
Money, money, money!
1531
01:32:14,059 --> 01:32:16,789
What in the world
you people thinkin' about?
1532
01:33:44,130 --> 01:33:45,654
Well, I'll be.
1533
01:33:50,603 --> 01:33:52,366
How you gonna leave town
without givin' my ring back?
1534
01:33:53,789 --> 01:33:55,757
I've been lookin'
for your ass for 35 years.
1535
01:33:55,858 --> 01:33:58,452
And I've been carrying
that cheap-ass thing with me
1536
01:33:58,561 --> 01:34:00,552
'cause I knew
that's all you wanted.
1537
01:34:00,663 --> 01:34:04,463
Cheap? You saddity ho,
give me my shit.
1538
01:34:04,567 --> 01:34:06,194
- You ain't changed.
- You ain't, either.
1539
01:34:09,438 --> 01:34:11,463
Piece of shit, my ass.
1540
01:34:18,781 --> 01:34:20,976
- Come here, girl.
- No, you come here.
1541
01:34:21,083 --> 01:34:22,983
- You come here.
- No, you come here.
1542
01:34:23,085 --> 01:34:25,519
- Get your butt over here.
- No, you come here.
1543
01:34:25,621 --> 01:34:27,953
Look at you.
Lord have mercy.
1544
01:34:28,057 --> 01:34:29,524
You look good.
1545
01:34:33,027 --> 01:34:35,086
You look pretty, too.
1546
01:34:35,764 --> 01:34:39,393
- Don't make me chase your ass again.
- I like when you chase me.
1547
01:34:39,501 --> 01:34:42,299
I been 35 years
chasin' after you.
1548
01:34:43,772 --> 01:34:46,935
You still got that mattress
on the floor?
1549
01:34:48,710 --> 01:34:50,439
What you thinkin'?
1550
01:34:50,545 --> 01:34:54,379
We might be able to get down there.
I don't know if we gonna get up.
1551
01:34:55,517 --> 01:34:57,542
Nothin' to worry about.
They ain't even real Chicago barbers.
1552
01:34:59,270 --> 01:35:00,965
- Mornin', fellas.
- Mornin', young fellow.
1553
01:35:01,071 --> 01:35:03,904
- You finally got a day off?
- I quit.
1554
01:35:04,008 --> 01:35:05,908
- They fired you?
- No, no.
1555
01:35:06,010 --> 01:35:07,568
You know you got fired.
1556
01:35:07,678 --> 01:35:10,146
Look at you...
Your shirt's still smokin'.
1557
01:35:10,247 --> 01:35:13,307
No, I quit on principle.
Politics ain't my thing.
1558
01:35:13,417 --> 01:35:16,944
What's going on here?
Look at you.
1559
01:35:17,054 --> 01:35:18,954
Well, lookit here.
If it ain't Bobby and Whitney.
1560
01:35:20,372 --> 01:35:22,806
Don't try
the opposite-direction thing.
1561
01:35:22,908 --> 01:35:24,398
Richard and I are just friends.
1562
01:35:24,510 --> 01:35:25,977
"Richard."
1563
01:35:26,078 --> 01:35:28,308
It's "Richard" at work
and "big daddy" in the bedroom.
1564
01:35:28,414 --> 01:35:31,906
Listen, little man, I got a daddy.
I don't need another one.
1565
01:35:32,017 --> 01:35:34,144
So keep your mouth shut
before I punch you in it.
1566
01:35:34,253 --> 01:35:36,585
She's back.
1567
01:35:36,689 --> 01:35:38,554
- What you doin' here?
- He got fired.
1568
01:35:38,657 --> 01:35:40,022
I did not get fired.
1569
01:35:41,927 --> 01:35:43,053
All right, fellas, how you doin'?
1570
01:35:44,781 --> 01:35:45,805
Clown.
1571
01:35:48,918 --> 01:35:50,476
Clown!
1572
01:35:50,586 --> 01:35:53,680
Well, Jimmy,
first chair is open.
1573
01:35:54,323 --> 01:35:57,986
Your old chair is open.
Quiet as it's kept.
1574
01:35:58,094 --> 01:36:00,085
I don't know how long
we gonna be open.
1575
01:36:00,196 --> 01:36:02,357
We gonna find out today.
1576
01:36:13,808 --> 01:36:16,606
- Hey, Calvin.
- Good morning.
1577
01:36:29,958 --> 01:36:31,186
All right!
1578
01:36:32,727 --> 01:36:35,059
My chair open.
Come on.
1579
01:36:38,900 --> 01:36:40,060
Snap.
1580
01:36:40,168 --> 01:36:42,898
What the hell he do?
1581
01:36:43,004 --> 01:36:44,835
Well, I'll be da...
1582
01:36:45,507 --> 01:36:48,476
Hold on. Where the hell
is my uterus?
1583
01:36:48,577 --> 01:36:51,011
In the dumpster
with the rest of that mess.
1584
01:36:51,112 --> 01:36:53,080
If we goin' out,
we goin' out like us.
1585
01:36:53,181 --> 01:36:54,307
That's right.
1586
01:36:55,650 --> 01:36:57,914
- We back, big c?
- Yup.
1587
01:36:58,019 --> 01:37:00,077
- What you doin' here?
- He got fired.
1588
01:37:00,187 --> 01:37:02,348
- Whatever.
- You quit?
1589
01:37:03,524 --> 01:37:05,082
I ain't a politician.
1590
01:37:06,427 --> 01:37:09,328
- Don't tell me you quit.
- What was I supposed to do?
1591
01:37:09,430 --> 01:37:12,058
Is lalowe brown
the only politician in Chicago?
1592
01:37:20,641 --> 01:37:22,836
Listen, Cal...
1593
01:37:22,943 --> 01:37:25,605
Don't even worry about it.
Don't worry about it.
1594
01:37:26,313 --> 01:37:27,803
Good to have you back.
1595
01:37:28,682 --> 01:37:29,842
Good to be back.
1596
01:37:29,950 --> 01:37:32,748
Archie bunker and George Jefferson
back together again.
1597
01:37:34,755 --> 01:37:37,451
- Respect, man.
- All right, respect.
1598
01:37:43,330 --> 01:37:45,628
Yo, what's up?
1599
01:38:41,887 --> 01:38:44,856
- What's happenin', y'all?
- What's goin' on?
1600
01:38:44,956 --> 01:38:46,480
Can somebody tighten me up?
1601
01:38:46,591 --> 01:38:48,786
Come on over here, Wakefield.
Sit down.
1602
01:38:48,894 --> 01:38:50,293
Serve you right.
1603
01:38:50,395 --> 01:38:52,260
What's up, Cal?
1604
01:38:52,364 --> 01:38:54,298
What's up, y'all?
Quick lineup?
1605
01:38:54,399 --> 01:38:55,366
What's happenin'?
1606
01:38:55,467 --> 01:38:56,832
I got you, playboy.
1607
01:38:56,935 --> 01:39:00,530
Calvin, I like
what you said yesterday.
1608
01:39:00,639 --> 01:39:02,129
What's up, man?
1609
01:39:03,141 --> 01:39:04,802
Dinka, can you hook me up?
1610
01:39:04,910 --> 01:39:07,344
Yes, sir.
No problem.
1611
01:39:07,446 --> 01:39:09,038
Leave my customers alone.
1612
01:39:09,147 --> 01:39:10,739
That's Rick's.
1613
01:39:14,219 --> 01:39:16,687
Hey, Rick, I'm next with you.
1614
01:39:16,788 --> 01:39:18,779
All right.
Whatever you want here.
1615
01:39:18,890 --> 01:39:21,484
It looks to me
like the village has spoken.
1616
01:39:22,094 --> 01:39:25,586
It's okay.
Just a minor setback.
1617
01:39:26,565 --> 01:39:27,861
Minor.
1618
01:39:27,965 --> 01:39:29,592
We can get through this.
1619
01:39:33,170 --> 01:39:34,364
"We"?
1620
01:39:36,073 --> 01:39:39,839
Young man, you're on your own.
1621
01:39:41,378 --> 01:39:42,868
Remember that.
1622
01:39:48,719 --> 01:39:50,482
Hey, Isaac, play somethin'.
1623
01:39:50,588 --> 01:39:54,217
Anything but r. Kelly. Please.
Somethin' wrong with that boy.
1624
01:39:54,325 --> 01:39:57,488
He need some serious help.
We ain't listenin' to no r. Kelly.
1625
01:39:57,595 --> 01:40:00,655
Hold, now. Don't start
talkin' about r. Kelly.
1626
01:40:00,765 --> 01:40:02,995
I saw the tape.
Y'all see the tape?
1627
01:40:03,100 --> 01:40:05,364
- Yeah, I saw the tape.
- How that boy gonna say it ain't him?
1628
01:40:05,469 --> 01:40:08,836
You can't believe everything.
The media likes to spin stuff.
1629
01:40:08,939 --> 01:40:10,531
- That was him.
- You don't know.
1630
01:40:10,641 --> 01:40:13,235
- I think he was set up.
- He was set up.
1631
01:40:13,344 --> 01:40:17,211
He set up the camera.
That's what he did!
1632
01:40:17,313 --> 01:40:21,113
He had his head so far
up that girl's behind,
1633
01:40:21,217 --> 01:40:22,844
you thought it was groundhog day.
1634
01:40:22,952 --> 01:40:26,080
But that ain't him.
It ain't just him.
1635
01:40:26,189 --> 01:40:29,056
Michael Jackson... his problem
is he got a Ferris wheel.
1636
01:40:29,159 --> 01:40:32,526
How you gonna be a pedophile
with a Ferris wheel?
1637
01:40:32,629 --> 01:40:36,588
Kobe Bryant... everybody thought
he was Mr. goody two-shoes.
1638
01:40:36,699 --> 01:40:39,327
Come to find out
he ain't have on no shoes.
1639
01:40:39,435 --> 01:40:41,460
He didn't have on
no socks, either.
1640
01:40:41,571 --> 01:40:43,095
Man, and Luther vandross.
1641
01:40:45,842 --> 01:40:46,809
You done gone too goddamn far.
1642
01:40:48,161 --> 01:40:50,857
Don't talk about
Luther vandross, okay?
1643
01:40:50,963 --> 01:40:52,487
Luther's sick, man.
1644
01:40:53,599 --> 01:40:56,159
- I can't talk about Luther vandross?
- No!
1645
01:40:56,269 --> 01:40:59,705
Everybody in here sayin'
I can't talk about Luther vandross?
1646
01:40:59,805 --> 01:41:01,204
No!
1647
01:41:01,307 --> 01:41:03,366
I can't talk
about Luther vandross?
1648
01:41:03,476 --> 01:41:06,342
What you gonna do
about it, then?
1649
01:41:06,978 --> 01:41:10,141
Eddie, that's what I'm talkin' about.
That's enough!
1650
01:41:10,515 --> 01:41:11,743
That's enough!
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