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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:57,228 --> 00:00:59,059 Get out of the way! Move! 2 00:01:02,467 --> 00:01:03,525 Come on. 3 00:01:04,902 --> 00:01:07,097 Come on, man. Get up. 4 00:01:07,205 --> 00:01:08,467 Come on. 5 00:01:10,408 --> 00:01:11,534 Shoot! 6 00:01:16,914 --> 00:01:19,348 Suspect out of the way. Heading toward exchange. 7 00:01:21,551 --> 00:01:23,178 Move it! Out of the way! 8 00:01:29,292 --> 00:01:31,192 Hold it! 9 00:01:39,603 --> 00:01:43,061 Don't move! Don't move! Get away from that window! 10 00:01:43,173 --> 00:01:45,300 Get over there! Do what I say! 11 00:01:46,343 --> 00:01:48,538 Oh, shit. Pick up my meat. 12 00:01:52,382 --> 00:01:56,443 - You hungry, brother? - Do I look hungry? Get over there! 13 00:01:59,256 --> 00:02:02,657 I might be a little hungry, but get your hands up! 14 00:02:02,759 --> 00:02:05,489 - He ain't got no gun. - You think I ain't got a gun? 15 00:02:05,595 --> 00:02:08,758 - Shoot me, goddamn it! - I'll shoot you. 16 00:02:10,866 --> 00:02:12,595 You mother... 17 00:02:12,701 --> 00:02:14,362 No. Come on, Hank! 18 00:02:14,470 --> 00:02:16,461 Back up, back up! 19 00:02:16,572 --> 00:02:18,062 What you know about a brother needing a job? 20 00:02:19,792 --> 00:02:21,987 - Big Floyd Patterson haircut head. - You don't look like Floyd. 21 00:02:22,094 --> 00:02:24,426 Shoot. I just wanted to barbecue. 22 00:02:24,530 --> 00:02:26,964 It's the goddamn fourth of July. 23 00:02:27,065 --> 00:02:29,329 Can't a black man have a goddamn fourth of July, too? 24 00:02:31,436 --> 00:02:33,336 - Open up! It's the police! - Sweet Jesus. 25 00:02:35,073 --> 00:02:36,540 Kick it in! 26 00:02:37,442 --> 00:02:40,673 - Don't mess with my conk. - You want a barbecue? 27 00:02:43,815 --> 00:02:46,477 Is there a problem, officers? 28 00:02:46,585 --> 00:02:50,146 Yeah. We're looking for a thief. You seen one? 29 00:02:51,023 --> 00:02:53,287 Me? No, I haven't seen a thi... 30 00:02:53,392 --> 00:02:55,485 Hank, you seen a thief around here? 31 00:02:55,594 --> 00:02:58,654 - No, no, not around here. - No, me, either. 32 00:02:58,764 --> 00:02:59,889 No thief. 33 00:03:03,768 --> 00:03:06,032 You guys aren't celebrating the holiday? 34 00:03:06,137 --> 00:03:08,901 Sure. We're just finishing up our last customer. 35 00:03:17,014 --> 00:03:19,414 I said play like you cuttin' it. 36 00:05:53,768 --> 00:05:55,736 Eddie, you can't talk about people just 'cause they biracial. 37 00:05:57,153 --> 00:05:58,745 - Why not? - 'Cause that's silly. 38 00:05:58,855 --> 00:06:00,789 They can take it like anybody else. 39 00:06:00,890 --> 00:06:04,417 All I'm saying, Calvin, is black folk love to take credit 40 00:06:04,527 --> 00:06:07,690 for they half-black brothers and sisters till somethin' goes sour. 41 00:06:07,797 --> 00:06:11,164 You know, like Tiger Woods... We claim him. 42 00:06:11,267 --> 00:06:13,895 Jennifer Beals. What the boy mama used to be on the jeffersons? 43 00:06:14,003 --> 00:06:16,971 - Lenny kravitz. - Lenny kravitz... count him. 44 00:06:17,072 --> 00:06:19,973 As soon as they go freak out just a little bit, 45 00:06:20,075 --> 00:06:23,010 go a little crazy, get a little glitter like Mariah Carey, 46 00:06:23,112 --> 00:06:27,947 then all of a sudden it's the other half that went looney tunes. 47 00:06:28,050 --> 00:06:32,646 - What about vin diesel? - I don't know what he is. Half car. 48 00:06:32,754 --> 00:06:34,585 What black man do you take credit for? 49 00:06:34,690 --> 00:06:39,127 I'll tell you who I don't want to take credit for... that D.C. sniper. 50 00:06:39,228 --> 00:06:40,320 I was mad when I found out dude was black. 51 00:06:41,663 --> 00:06:43,631 Hold on there, Terri. 52 00:06:43,732 --> 00:06:47,463 The D.C. sniper is like the Jackie Robinson of crime. 53 00:06:47,569 --> 00:06:49,002 What?! 54 00:06:50,139 --> 00:06:51,834 Tell them, Eddie. 55 00:06:51,940 --> 00:06:54,841 He broke into the white leagues with that crime. 56 00:06:56,562 --> 00:07:00,020 That crime took planning. Not only planning, it took math. 57 00:07:00,132 --> 00:07:04,592 You know, it took math to figure out all them trajectories 58 00:07:04,703 --> 00:07:07,227 to shoot from the back of an automobile. 59 00:07:07,338 --> 00:07:10,136 That's white-folk shit right there. 60 00:07:10,241 --> 00:07:13,335 With the problems we got, black folks used to could say, 61 00:07:13,444 --> 00:07:14,809 "at least we ain't crazy." 62 00:07:14,912 --> 00:07:16,345 Our crimes made sense. 63 00:07:16,447 --> 00:07:19,712 Ain't got no money, rob somebody with money. 64 00:07:19,817 --> 00:07:22,843 Black folks are just as crazy as white folks. 65 00:07:24,555 --> 00:07:26,921 Mike Tyson... He's like three crazy people. 66 00:07:27,024 --> 00:07:27,991 Prince? 67 00:07:28,092 --> 00:07:29,684 Hold on, hold on now. 68 00:07:29,794 --> 00:07:32,262 He half cherokee or something. Don't put him in with us. 69 00:07:33,197 --> 00:07:34,664 DVDs, cds. Ike Turner's greatest hits with Tina on the cover. 70 00:07:36,082 --> 00:07:37,709 Got something you ain't gonna believe... 71 00:07:37,817 --> 00:07:39,512 R. Kelly on tape with grown women. 72 00:07:39,619 --> 00:07:42,588 I got grandmas gone wild. You ever seen wrinkles in a thong? 73 00:07:42,689 --> 00:07:44,884 Fred, don't buy nothing from that fool. 74 00:07:44,991 --> 00:07:47,619 That Nemo tape I got for my son has a crack deal on it. 75 00:07:47,727 --> 00:07:50,594 - Why you always lyin' on me? - Ain't nobody lyin' on you. 76 00:07:50,697 --> 00:07:53,666 Line me up. I got a meeting in 19 minutes. 77 00:07:53,767 --> 00:07:56,360 Head to your meeting 'cause I got next. 78 00:07:56,468 --> 00:07:58,629 K- rod called and booked the spot after that, 79 00:07:58,737 --> 00:08:03,572 but I can get you at 3:45 or 11:00 on Tuesday. 80 00:08:04,777 --> 00:08:08,577 You a superstar now? The eminem of the barber world? 81 00:08:08,680 --> 00:08:11,114 Yeah, that's why they call me slim fadin'. 82 00:08:11,216 --> 00:08:13,377 This used to be my chair. 83 00:08:13,485 --> 00:08:15,953 Wasn't but two seconds ago your pasty pilgrim ass 84 00:08:16,055 --> 00:08:17,283 was sitting at that front seat and nobody was feeling you. 85 00:08:18,624 --> 00:08:21,218 Well, they're feeling me now. 86 00:08:21,326 --> 00:08:23,157 I'll touch you up. 87 00:08:32,004 --> 00:08:34,802 My customer's running late, so I can take you. 88 00:08:35,941 --> 00:08:37,203 Cool. 89 00:08:41,780 --> 00:08:42,747 Hi. 90 00:08:42,848 --> 00:08:44,110 Hello. 91 00:08:48,886 --> 00:08:51,150 So... 92 00:08:51,255 --> 00:08:53,951 What's it like working for alderman brown? 93 00:08:54,058 --> 00:08:58,518 It's good. The alderman is a great mentor. 94 00:08:58,629 --> 00:09:01,257 Must be nice doing what you said you'd always do. 95 00:09:01,999 --> 00:09:04,058 I really admire that. 96 00:09:06,204 --> 00:09:08,172 - Apple juice? - What's going on here? 97 00:09:08,272 --> 00:09:10,467 Who set this up? This shit ain't funny. 98 00:09:10,575 --> 00:09:13,271 - What? - This. You being nice to me? 99 00:09:13,377 --> 00:09:16,437 You admire me? You got back together with Kevin, didn't you? 100 00:09:16,547 --> 00:09:19,641 I do not need a man to make me feel good. 101 00:09:19,750 --> 00:09:21,911 Plus, I'm trying to be at peace with myself. 102 00:09:22,019 --> 00:09:22,849 I don't know this woman. 103 00:09:24,573 --> 00:09:26,268 Would you know me if I shoved my foot up your ass? 104 00:09:26,374 --> 00:09:28,433 Oh, yes, there she goes. 105 00:09:29,010 --> 00:09:29,999 Let's go. 106 00:09:30,111 --> 00:09:32,511 Lookin' good, Mr. Stewart. Now you can get your swerve on. 107 00:09:32,614 --> 00:09:34,979 Calvin, when you get my age, you don't swerve. 108 00:09:35,082 --> 00:09:38,017 You just be happy gettin' that bad boy out of park. 109 00:09:38,118 --> 00:09:39,551 You tell him. 110 00:09:39,653 --> 00:09:42,315 You got something smaller? I don't got change. 111 00:09:42,423 --> 00:09:45,017 - Just keep it. - You ain't got to tell me twice. 112 00:09:45,125 --> 00:09:46,990 What'd you do, hit the lotto? 113 00:09:47,094 --> 00:09:49,221 - I sold the cleaners. - What? 114 00:09:49,330 --> 00:09:52,231 Yep, sold it. Time for early retirement. 115 00:09:52,333 --> 00:09:55,131 Quality land development came in and made me an offer. 116 00:09:55,235 --> 00:09:58,295 More money than I'd ever seen. I jumped at it. 117 00:09:58,405 --> 00:10:02,205 - What are they going to put in? - A kinko's or something. 118 00:10:02,309 --> 00:10:05,642 I heard they was gonna move a subway over there. 119 00:10:05,746 --> 00:10:07,737 A subway and a blockbuster. 120 00:10:07,848 --> 00:10:10,043 Yep. White folk is coming back. 121 00:10:10,150 --> 00:10:12,118 They tryin' to make money on a brother. 122 00:10:12,219 --> 00:10:15,052 This ain't about white folks comin' back. 123 00:10:15,155 --> 00:10:16,645 Most of these businesses coming in are black-owned. 124 00:10:18,074 --> 00:10:19,974 This whole block is gonna get upgrades. 125 00:10:20,076 --> 00:10:22,772 They can tear down all this mess around here. 126 00:10:22,879 --> 00:10:24,107 Change is a good thing. 127 00:10:24,480 --> 00:10:28,041 Long as they ain't buildin' liquor stores and titty bars, I'm cool with it. 128 00:10:28,150 --> 00:10:29,742 Wait a minute now, Calvin. 129 00:10:29,852 --> 00:10:33,117 If they build a titty bar across the street, I ain't never goin' home. 130 00:10:36,425 --> 00:10:38,222 Hey, babe! 131 00:10:38,327 --> 00:10:39,726 Here's your shit. I burned the rest of it. 132 00:10:41,230 --> 00:10:43,095 The next time you want to call yourself 133 00:10:43,198 --> 00:10:45,530 sleeping around behind somebody's back, 134 00:10:45,634 --> 00:10:47,693 make sure she look like something 135 00:10:47,803 --> 00:10:49,464 'cause I heard all of your little shit. 136 00:10:49,571 --> 00:10:53,701 Your cell called the house, and I heard all two minutes of it. 137 00:10:55,377 --> 00:10:58,039 No, I didn't hear it? Are you trying to call me a liar? 138 00:10:58,147 --> 00:11:01,708 I don't even see how you could cheat on me with your toddler penis. 139 00:11:01,817 --> 00:11:03,250 I hope you had a good time. 140 00:11:03,352 --> 00:11:06,913 The next time you come back, I'm gonna get medieval on your ass. 141 00:11:08,640 --> 00:11:11,473 I got a sword, I got an ax, a box of bullets, 142 00:11:11,576 --> 00:11:15,568 and I'm gonna get both of my babies' daddies to jump on that ass! 143 00:11:18,097 --> 00:11:19,428 What does she gotta have both of them for? 144 00:11:19,532 --> 00:11:20,362 Shut up! 145 00:11:24,904 --> 00:11:31,070 Like I was sayin', if they build a titty bar across the street, 146 00:11:31,177 --> 00:11:32,769 I ain't never goin' home. 147 00:11:34,497 --> 00:11:36,397 You couldn't go home if you wanted to. 148 00:11:41,503 --> 00:11:44,336 You act like you know what you're doing. 149 00:11:44,440 --> 00:11:45,532 Please, man. 150 00:12:00,805 --> 00:12:04,103 Now watch this. Balance. No. Balance. 151 00:12:04,208 --> 00:12:05,334 Balance. 152 00:12:05,442 --> 00:12:08,070 What is all that circus Dee soleil that you're doin'? 153 00:12:08,178 --> 00:12:11,272 All that flippity hippity stompity stoobily-doo. 154 00:12:11,382 --> 00:12:12,815 It ain't necessary to cut nobody head. 155 00:12:16,620 --> 00:12:19,919 What's up, dawg? I don't get the "I"? 156 00:12:20,024 --> 00:12:23,790 Come on, dawg. You know I gotta have the "I." 157 00:12:23,894 --> 00:12:24,861 Stop playin'. 158 00:12:25,629 --> 00:12:28,393 - Where do you want it? - Right here. 159 00:12:40,110 --> 00:12:43,011 Tight! 160 00:12:44,548 --> 00:12:47,176 That mess ain't right. I want my rent money on the first. 161 00:12:47,284 --> 00:12:50,447 Not the second, not... Hold on, let me finish my thought. 162 00:12:50,554 --> 00:12:53,545 Not the second, 'cause I'm not the bad guy here. 163 00:12:53,656 --> 00:12:55,248 Am I the bad guy here? 164 00:12:58,561 --> 00:12:59,858 Come here. 165 00:13:01,831 --> 00:13:02,798 Check it out, little man. 166 00:13:02,899 --> 00:13:04,389 One thing you're gonna constantly have to deal with in your life, 167 00:13:07,152 --> 00:13:09,120 and that's broke-ass black folks. 168 00:13:09,221 --> 00:13:12,622 They gonna be hard to spot 'cause they dressed real nice. 169 00:13:12,724 --> 00:13:15,955 Don't let that fool you, 'cause the nicer they dress, 170 00:13:16,061 --> 00:13:18,291 usually the broker they are. 171 00:13:19,030 --> 00:13:21,692 I like hanging with you. 172 00:13:21,800 --> 00:13:25,236 You know, this is gonna be yours one day... all of this. 173 00:13:26,438 --> 00:13:28,906 Hey, Calvin, you goin' over to Emma's? 174 00:13:29,007 --> 00:13:32,909 Tell her my niece sent her a graduation picture Friday. 175 00:13:33,011 --> 00:13:35,844 - Bring me back a sweet potato pie. - I ain't bringing you back nothin'. 176 00:13:41,970 --> 00:13:44,164 Hey, keisha. Where janelle at? 177 00:13:44,271 --> 00:13:46,239 She's not here yet. Hey, boo. 178 00:13:46,340 --> 00:13:48,103 Now, why you even go there? 179 00:13:48,209 --> 00:13:51,736 You can read a calendar. You know she called in sick. 180 00:13:51,845 --> 00:13:55,872 I need my rent money. The bank want they money on the first. 181 00:13:55,983 --> 00:13:58,781 I need my money on the first, not the second and not the 15th. 182 00:13:58,886 --> 00:14:00,547 Come here, coley. 183 00:14:00,654 --> 00:14:04,454 Come here. Your mommy leave you with this crazy man? 184 00:14:04,558 --> 00:14:07,686 Crazy? I'm about to drop him off at miss Emma's. 185 00:14:08,662 --> 00:14:10,186 Ain't that right? 186 00:14:10,297 --> 00:14:13,323 You know, your daddy used to like to play with those, too. 187 00:14:13,434 --> 00:14:15,732 - And this. - Watch your mouth, girl. 188 00:14:15,836 --> 00:14:17,804 They can remember that shit... I mean stuff. 189 00:14:17,905 --> 00:14:20,373 - Y'all see Calvin baby boy? - Hey, coley. 190 00:14:20,474 --> 00:14:22,704 You know that should have been your baby. 191 00:14:22,810 --> 00:14:24,300 I know. 192 00:14:24,411 --> 00:14:28,404 After Calvin and I stopped dating, he started thinkin' small. 193 00:14:28,515 --> 00:14:31,915 He opted for the happy meal instead of the super size. 194 00:14:32,018 --> 00:14:33,645 No, he opted for less drama. 195 00:14:35,371 --> 00:14:39,000 - It's her six-foot pocahontas weave. - That's what it is. 196 00:14:39,108 --> 00:14:42,236 She ain't weavin' it up like most of y'all in here. 197 00:14:42,344 --> 00:14:45,541 Y'all just mad 'cause she got a little Indian in her family. 198 00:14:45,647 --> 00:14:48,741 Please. That girl got perm in her family. 199 00:14:48,851 --> 00:14:50,648 Why every time I come in here, you start up with me? 200 00:14:50,752 --> 00:14:53,016 You know I got love for you. 201 00:14:53,122 --> 00:14:57,388 If you got that much love for me, tell janelle to give me my rent 202 00:14:57,493 --> 00:14:59,552 before I turn off the power in here 203 00:14:59,661 --> 00:15:02,459 and have all you ladies runnin' out screaming. 204 00:15:03,132 --> 00:15:04,224 Bye, Gina. 205 00:15:04,600 --> 00:15:07,433 How come you not playing with coley? 206 00:15:07,536 --> 00:15:10,767 You're just my baby. Yes, he is. 207 00:15:15,344 --> 00:15:17,778 Stop. Say grace first. 208 00:15:20,482 --> 00:15:22,073 Jesus wept. 209 00:15:22,183 --> 00:15:23,275 Why? 210 00:15:24,118 --> 00:15:25,244 Why what? 211 00:15:25,353 --> 00:15:28,117 Why did Jesus weep? 212 00:15:28,222 --> 00:15:31,453 - 'Cause he was sad. - Why was he sad? 213 00:15:32,760 --> 00:15:35,456 'Cause they didn't let him eat his biscuit. 214 00:15:35,563 --> 00:15:38,157 Now, you know I helped raise you better than that. 215 00:15:38,266 --> 00:15:40,325 Raised you like you was my own son. 216 00:15:40,434 --> 00:15:42,368 Okay. I gotta go, miss Emma. 217 00:15:43,404 --> 00:15:46,965 When you get back here, you better tell me why Jesus wept. 218 00:15:51,696 --> 00:15:53,323 You know what? He probably was mad 219 00:15:53,431 --> 00:15:57,162 'cause they wouldn't let him put jelly on his biscuit before he left. 220 00:16:18,856 --> 00:16:21,188 I ain't seen you in two days. 221 00:16:21,291 --> 00:16:23,851 And why you look so damn tired? 222 00:16:23,961 --> 00:16:26,122 Ricky, just be a man and let me know. 223 00:16:26,230 --> 00:16:27,288 I'm being a man. 224 00:16:27,398 --> 00:16:29,730 If you got somebody else, then just say it. 225 00:16:29,833 --> 00:16:32,495 You don't need to be slippin' and slidin' and hidin'. 226 00:16:32,603 --> 00:16:34,935 Nobody hidin'. This ain't no subterfuge. 227 00:16:35,039 --> 00:16:37,337 - I just been busy. - Doin' what? 228 00:16:37,441 --> 00:16:40,410 'Cause you sure ain't doin' me. Who you doin'? 229 00:16:40,511 --> 00:16:43,105 And what the hell is a subter-fudge? 230 00:16:43,213 --> 00:16:45,841 Listen, you know how it is, all right? 231 00:16:45,949 --> 00:16:48,179 When we together, we together. 232 00:16:48,285 --> 00:16:50,253 And when we not, we not. 233 00:16:50,988 --> 00:16:53,456 That Ricky, he's the man. 234 00:16:53,557 --> 00:16:55,422 Please. He's a clown. 235 00:16:55,526 --> 00:16:57,585 Be like Mike, not like Rick. 236 00:16:57,695 --> 00:17:00,925 If I was like Mike, would you like me? 237 00:17:01,030 --> 00:17:02,292 - Brad pitt. - Mel Gibson. 238 00:17:04,016 --> 00:17:05,483 - Bill Clinton. - Bill Clinton? 239 00:17:05,584 --> 00:17:08,985 He's a freak, and I likes me a freaky man. 240 00:17:09,087 --> 00:17:11,612 If I had to choose me a white boy to sleep with, 241 00:17:11,723 --> 00:17:13,350 - I'd have to say mini-me. - Mini-me? 242 00:17:13,458 --> 00:17:14,356 Use your head. 243 00:17:15,777 --> 00:17:17,802 - What? - What? 244 00:17:17,913 --> 00:17:20,575 Use your head. 245 00:17:20,682 --> 00:17:22,081 You bad girl! 246 00:17:24,986 --> 00:17:27,614 Excuse me, miss Watson. I'm sorry. 247 00:17:27,723 --> 00:17:29,281 Hey, dinka. 248 00:17:29,391 --> 00:17:30,983 - Good morning. - What's up, d? 249 00:17:31,093 --> 00:17:33,425 Thank you, dinka. They look great. 250 00:17:33,528 --> 00:17:35,689 - Beautiful shoes. - Thank you, dinka. 251 00:17:42,037 --> 00:17:44,938 Damn a mini-me. I'll take me one of those. 252 00:17:45,040 --> 00:17:48,305 All I'm saying is we need to keep our eye on Trent lott. 253 00:17:48,410 --> 00:17:50,502 We need to know where his ass is at all times. He racist! 254 00:17:52,229 --> 00:17:54,663 He's the poster child for stupid white men. 255 00:17:54,764 --> 00:17:57,824 I don't know about that. Dan quayle couldn't spell "potato." 256 00:17:57,934 --> 00:18:00,835 You know what? You right about that, checkers. 257 00:18:00,937 --> 00:18:01,995 You know what? 258 00:18:02,105 --> 00:18:06,201 You can be a stupid white man and get elected president. Twice! 259 00:18:06,309 --> 00:18:10,006 All I'm saying is if you're gonna have oral relations 260 00:18:10,113 --> 00:18:13,605 with an ugly, fat white girl with low self-esteem, lock the door. 261 00:18:16,703 --> 00:18:18,603 Lock the door! Click. 262 00:18:18,705 --> 00:18:20,434 Handle your business. 263 00:18:20,540 --> 00:18:21,837 There it is. 264 00:18:24,444 --> 00:18:25,604 Calvin, come look. 265 00:18:25,712 --> 00:18:28,806 They're gonna lock your ass up for talkin' like that. 266 00:18:33,653 --> 00:18:35,814 When did they put that up? 267 00:18:35,922 --> 00:18:37,890 Guess it ain't no titty bar. 268 00:18:41,193 --> 00:18:42,421 Hold up. 269 00:18:46,098 --> 00:18:47,690 I can't believe this. 270 00:18:49,134 --> 00:18:51,227 - Quentin! - Hey, Calvin. 271 00:18:52,070 --> 00:18:54,868 You like our sign? Not too flashy, I hope. 272 00:18:54,973 --> 00:18:57,999 I don't want it to fight the funk of the neighborhood. 273 00:18:58,110 --> 00:19:01,204 I thought this was a club. What is nappy cutz? 274 00:19:01,313 --> 00:19:02,712 You never heard of us? 275 00:19:02,814 --> 00:19:06,181 It's a franchise, the black man's answer to supercuts. 276 00:19:06,284 --> 00:19:07,876 Got ten locations nationwide. 277 00:19:08,920 --> 00:19:11,753 This'll be the first one in Chicago. 278 00:19:11,857 --> 00:19:15,588 Ten chairs with every amenity the African-American male desires. 279 00:19:17,312 --> 00:19:18,336 - On my block? - It's just an alternative. 280 00:19:18,446 --> 00:19:20,311 You the man. Your shop is legendary. 281 00:19:20,415 --> 00:19:22,940 Only business on the block to survive the riots of '68. 282 00:19:23,051 --> 00:19:24,518 We can't compete with you. 283 00:19:27,455 --> 00:19:28,648 I gotta go. 284 00:19:28,755 --> 00:19:33,124 Listen, when 24/7 opens, I'd love to buy you a latte. 285 00:19:33,226 --> 00:19:35,990 I can buy my own damn latte. 286 00:19:36,096 --> 00:19:40,260 I know what this is. You're tryin' to compete with us. 287 00:19:42,402 --> 00:19:44,336 It's not a competition. 288 00:19:45,605 --> 00:19:47,232 It's a rout. 289 00:19:47,340 --> 00:19:50,173 Your business will be closed in six months, seven at the most. 290 00:19:50,277 --> 00:19:52,268 When the bank forecloses, I'm gonna buy your shop 291 00:19:52,379 --> 00:19:54,438 and turn it into a more viable cash cow, 292 00:19:54,548 --> 00:19:56,778 like a bally's or a jamba juice. 293 00:19:56,883 --> 00:20:00,250 We could bypass all the stress if you would sell it to me now. 294 00:20:01,955 --> 00:20:05,288 But of course you wouldn't do that... too much pride. 295 00:20:05,392 --> 00:20:07,189 And I respect that. 296 00:20:12,032 --> 00:20:13,693 I respect that, too. 297 00:20:21,307 --> 00:20:22,706 You be safe out there. 298 00:20:22,808 --> 00:20:25,276 I was gonna say the same thing to you. 299 00:20:28,881 --> 00:20:31,645 What did slick-head negro want? 300 00:20:31,750 --> 00:20:34,651 These guys fittin' to open a shop on our block? 301 00:20:34,753 --> 00:20:36,721 They're gonna take all our customers. 302 00:20:36,822 --> 00:20:38,619 Quality land development buyin' up everything. 303 00:20:38,724 --> 00:20:40,521 We just gotta step up our game. 304 00:20:41,260 --> 00:20:43,820 Hey, Rick, you handled that deposit for me? 305 00:20:47,800 --> 00:20:50,701 You gonna have to cool it on these extra activities. 306 00:20:50,803 --> 00:20:54,534 I don't care about your vampire hours as long as you do what I ask. 307 00:20:54,640 --> 00:20:56,335 It's not what you think. 308 00:20:56,442 --> 00:20:58,342 - I had some... - Some bullshit to do. 309 00:20:58,444 --> 00:21:01,072 You should've asked me, someone more dependable. 310 00:21:01,180 --> 00:21:02,704 Both of you can kiss my ass. 311 00:21:02,815 --> 00:21:06,182 Hold up, don't fall apart. Don't fall apart. 312 00:21:06,285 --> 00:21:07,615 Not right now, okay? 313 00:21:07,719 --> 00:21:09,949 We got competition on the block. 314 00:21:10,054 --> 00:21:12,249 And I guess change, that's a good thing, right? 315 00:21:13,675 --> 00:21:17,008 Well, it's free enterprise. This is America. 316 00:21:17,112 --> 00:21:18,204 Shut up, dinka. 317 00:21:18,313 --> 00:21:21,840 - Survival of the fittest. - Says the privileged white boy. 318 00:21:21,950 --> 00:21:24,783 The privileged white boy do a better job on that fade. 319 00:21:25,921 --> 00:21:28,412 You're starting to cross the line. Relax yourself. 320 00:21:28,523 --> 00:21:30,457 Quit it. Quit it. 321 00:21:31,493 --> 00:21:34,053 Don't sweat it, Cal. We got your back no matter what. 322 00:21:34,162 --> 00:21:37,791 Come on, everybody, let's go back. This ain't nothin'. 323 00:21:37,899 --> 00:21:40,663 I've seen this many times. They come and they go. 324 00:21:40,769 --> 00:21:43,465 We gonna be all right. We gonna be fine. 325 00:21:43,572 --> 00:21:47,167 - Man, why you trippin' back there? - Why you frontin', man? 326 00:21:47,275 --> 00:21:49,266 I know you're supposed to be the superstar, 327 00:21:49,378 --> 00:21:52,370 but don't you ever roll up on my customers. 328 00:21:52,481 --> 00:21:54,676 - What was you thinkin'? - You're right, man. 329 00:21:54,783 --> 00:21:58,047 Okay, it's my bad. It's my bad. 330 00:21:58,152 --> 00:22:00,450 His fade was a little crooked, though. 331 00:22:02,657 --> 00:22:05,023 It's hard being that good, ain't it? 332 00:22:05,126 --> 00:22:07,890 Look, Cal, it's nappy-cutz. Com. 333 00:22:08,996 --> 00:22:10,429 It's the professionalism that is bestowed upon me 334 00:22:12,983 --> 00:22:15,247 when I come into nappy cutz that I appreciate. 335 00:22:15,352 --> 00:22:17,183 Did that boy say "bestowed upon me"? 336 00:22:17,287 --> 00:22:18,413 That's what it sounded like. 337 00:22:18,521 --> 00:22:20,546 It's the bikini waxes that I love... 338 00:22:20,657 --> 00:22:22,318 Look at the couches, man, and the lighting. 339 00:22:22,425 --> 00:22:23,653 Look at that. 340 00:22:23,760 --> 00:22:25,523 Last week I had me a milk bath. 341 00:22:25,629 --> 00:22:27,221 What? 342 00:22:27,330 --> 00:22:28,524 Oh, baby. 343 00:22:28,632 --> 00:22:31,100 They dippin' sisters in milk over there? 344 00:22:31,201 --> 00:22:35,331 Give me some cookies. I'll go over there myself. 345 00:22:38,041 --> 00:22:39,872 Was that... 346 00:22:39,976 --> 00:22:42,536 - That was him! - It looked like him. 347 00:22:42,646 --> 00:22:44,614 That's a look-alike. How can they get him? 348 00:22:44,714 --> 00:22:46,045 Turn that mess off. 349 00:22:47,182 --> 00:22:49,616 That little girl is nasty! 350 00:22:50,719 --> 00:22:51,811 Back to work. 351 00:22:51,921 --> 00:22:54,515 Checker Fred, back to checkers. 352 00:22:54,623 --> 00:22:57,091 My boys up in Memphis go to nappy cut. 353 00:22:57,192 --> 00:22:59,183 They said it's off the chain. 354 00:22:59,295 --> 00:23:01,126 They got honeys in bikinis, 355 00:23:01,230 --> 00:23:03,164 be serving wine when they walk through the door. 356 00:23:03,265 --> 00:23:04,493 That ain't nothin'. 357 00:23:04,600 --> 00:23:07,728 I heard they got fish in the floor, swimming. 358 00:23:07,836 --> 00:23:09,394 You standin' on top of them. 359 00:23:09,505 --> 00:23:12,167 You could pick a fish out, get it baked, broiled, 360 00:23:12,274 --> 00:23:15,641 fried, grilled, fondued, souffl�d, 361 00:23:15,744 --> 00:23:17,803 - saut�ed, sushied, all that. - Fondued? 362 00:23:17,913 --> 00:23:20,211 I like that whole massage thing. 363 00:23:20,316 --> 00:23:21,544 That's tight. 364 00:23:21,650 --> 00:23:23,379 Let me tell you all somethin'. 365 00:23:23,485 --> 00:23:25,316 That's not a real barbershop. 366 00:23:25,421 --> 00:23:29,619 That's a fake, franchise, corporate version of a barbershop. 367 00:23:29,725 --> 00:23:31,249 That's why they got gimmicks. 368 00:23:31,360 --> 00:23:33,988 They ain't got no real character up in there. 369 00:23:34,096 --> 00:23:37,656 A real barbershop got real people, real conversation, 370 00:23:37,765 --> 00:23:40,734 and most of all, real barbers, and that's what we got here. 371 00:23:41,903 --> 00:23:43,564 Calvin, my man! 372 00:23:43,671 --> 00:23:45,161 Oh, God. 373 00:23:45,273 --> 00:23:47,867 Kenard. Hold up. Dude, look... 374 00:23:47,976 --> 00:23:49,841 I love you, cuz. I love you, man. 375 00:23:49,944 --> 00:23:52,037 I finished barber school on Wednesday, 376 00:23:52,146 --> 00:23:53,943 and now I'm working in a shop today. 377 00:23:54,048 --> 00:23:57,142 That's how family supposed to do for each other. 378 00:23:57,251 --> 00:24:00,186 - Did Jennifer call you? - I spoke to her this morning. 379 00:24:00,288 --> 00:24:03,018 Did she tell you that maybe I'll try you out? Maybe? 380 00:24:03,124 --> 00:24:04,557 I'm down with trying out. 381 00:24:04,659 --> 00:24:08,322 I'm about to be rookie of the year up in here. 382 00:24:09,764 --> 00:24:11,322 That's me, man? 383 00:24:12,900 --> 00:24:15,869 Baby, you're putting me in the front chair? 384 00:24:15,970 --> 00:24:17,870 The best chair in the shop. 385 00:24:17,972 --> 00:24:20,167 That's how family supposed to do. 386 00:24:20,274 --> 00:24:21,969 You right, too much love. 387 00:24:22,076 --> 00:24:25,102 What's up, player? How you feelin'? All right. 388 00:24:25,213 --> 00:24:27,703 Freddie douglass! You old school! Come on. 389 00:24:27,814 --> 00:24:30,749 You can do it. Come on, now. All right! 390 00:24:30,851 --> 00:24:32,182 What's up, girlfriend? 391 00:24:33,820 --> 00:24:35,651 Okay, okay. What's up, brother? 392 00:24:35,756 --> 00:24:37,314 Everything cool? 393 00:24:37,424 --> 00:24:39,187 Don't leave me hanging. 394 00:24:39,292 --> 00:24:41,385 Mutombo! What'd you shave your head for? 395 00:24:41,495 --> 00:24:44,464 I'm with you, brother. We goin' back to Africa. 396 00:24:47,768 --> 00:24:49,099 Beauties. 397 00:24:50,537 --> 00:24:51,697 Hello. 398 00:24:52,272 --> 00:24:53,398 Mia! 399 00:24:55,942 --> 00:24:56,931 Naomi! 400 00:24:57,044 --> 00:24:59,205 You know you know me. 401 00:25:00,247 --> 00:25:02,511 I know you not gonna let him put them pictures up, 402 00:25:02,616 --> 00:25:05,414 not when you made me take Lola falana down. 403 00:25:05,519 --> 00:25:06,781 Kenard. 404 00:25:06,887 --> 00:25:09,048 It's a probationary period. 405 00:25:09,156 --> 00:25:12,319 You understand probation, don't you? 406 00:25:12,426 --> 00:25:13,620 Who is this orphan? 407 00:25:15,244 --> 00:25:16,108 All right, all right. 408 00:25:17,280 --> 00:25:19,214 Rich, where you at, man? 409 00:25:19,315 --> 00:25:22,751 Ain't never seen nothin' like that in your life. 410 00:25:24,220 --> 00:25:25,482 Yeah, that's good. 411 00:25:26,923 --> 00:25:28,220 Tighten myself up. 412 00:25:28,324 --> 00:25:31,088 Yo, big c, explain him. 413 00:25:31,861 --> 00:25:34,193 Call my wife, man. That's her people. 414 00:25:34,297 --> 00:25:35,559 Damn. 415 00:25:36,332 --> 00:25:38,459 Who's next? Come on. 416 00:25:38,568 --> 00:25:41,469 Have a seat right here. Kenard's chair. 417 00:25:45,441 --> 00:25:47,875 That aroma is kind of gettin' to me. 418 00:25:47,977 --> 00:25:48,807 What kind of coffee is that? 419 00:25:50,530 --> 00:25:53,966 It's not a coffee. It's a chai with soy. 420 00:25:54,066 --> 00:25:56,534 Okay, so it's herbal. Yeah, it's herbal. 421 00:25:56,636 --> 00:25:59,696 You must be a lot like me. You lactose intolerant. 422 00:25:59,805 --> 00:26:02,706 Yeah, I'm lactose intolerant. I go near a cow, 423 00:26:02,808 --> 00:26:06,038 and my behind blow up like dizzy Gillespie. 424 00:26:06,711 --> 00:26:08,406 Downright flatulent. 425 00:26:09,347 --> 00:26:10,644 And the smell. 426 00:26:10,749 --> 00:26:13,013 Man, the smell that come out of there, 427 00:26:13,118 --> 00:26:15,678 it's so bad, sometimes I have to set myself outside. 428 00:26:15,787 --> 00:26:18,255 I'm not lactose intolerant, all right? 429 00:26:18,356 --> 00:26:21,587 I have a very healthy metabolism. 430 00:26:21,693 --> 00:26:26,392 I tried to have some of them little, bitty milky ways... the small one. 431 00:26:26,498 --> 00:26:28,830 I ate two of them at a party one night, 432 00:26:28,933 --> 00:26:31,060 and, man, it just got... 433 00:26:33,972 --> 00:26:37,840 I just couldn't control it. It was the lactose intoleration. 434 00:26:37,942 --> 00:26:40,035 Listen, I'm not lactose intolerant. 435 00:26:40,145 --> 00:26:44,377 Look, man, all that's fine. I'm trying to help you. 436 00:26:44,482 --> 00:26:46,575 It's just not fair for your date. 437 00:26:46,685 --> 00:26:49,245 You gotta think about if you on a date 438 00:26:49,354 --> 00:26:51,618 and you up here sneakin' 'em off, 439 00:26:51,723 --> 00:26:53,849 and she's trying to wonder, 440 00:26:53,957 --> 00:26:58,326 "he seem like he dressed nice, he seems clean, but what is that smell?" 441 00:26:58,429 --> 00:27:01,489 And you tryin' to act like you ain't got no... 442 00:27:01,598 --> 00:27:04,123 Take care of yourself. 443 00:27:04,234 --> 00:27:07,567 Sir, I am very nice to black people, okay? 444 00:27:07,671 --> 00:27:08,763 Nice to black people? 445 00:27:08,872 --> 00:27:10,965 You better be, especially me. 446 00:27:11,075 --> 00:27:13,635 I keep my stuff with me, okay? I cut you. 447 00:27:13,744 --> 00:27:18,272 You can look me up on the Internet, www. Cut-a-mother. Com. 448 00:27:18,382 --> 00:27:21,010 That's me right there lookin' at you. 449 00:27:28,559 --> 00:27:30,493 - Hey, watch it! - Move! 450 00:27:44,941 --> 00:27:47,273 Your precious love 451 00:27:52,448 --> 00:27:54,348 your precious love 452 00:27:56,352 --> 00:28:00,652 heaven must have sent you from above 453 00:28:00,757 --> 00:28:03,123 must have sent you, baby 454 00:28:03,226 --> 00:28:07,424 heaven must have sent your precious love 455 00:28:07,530 --> 00:28:10,795 your precious love 456 00:28:10,900 --> 00:28:13,698 to find a love like ours 457 00:28:13,803 --> 00:28:14,997 stop! 458 00:28:15,838 --> 00:28:19,069 - To find. - To find 459 00:28:19,175 --> 00:28:20,301 with your finger. 460 00:28:20,410 --> 00:28:21,775 To find 461 00:28:21,978 --> 00:28:23,878 to find 462 00:28:23,980 --> 00:28:26,073 your finger goin' up there, but you not. 463 00:28:26,182 --> 00:28:28,810 I need to find a new tenor. 464 00:28:28,918 --> 00:28:32,751 Man. I wish my brother Darnell was out. 465 00:28:45,667 --> 00:28:47,692 Eddie, where you goin'? 466 00:29:01,966 --> 00:29:04,264 What the hell's the matter with you? 467 00:29:06,537 --> 00:29:08,061 Taxi! 468 00:29:10,675 --> 00:29:13,439 - Get out of the way, fool! - I can't wait for you. 469 00:29:26,790 --> 00:29:29,486 There's a guy on the other side of the rig! 470 00:29:32,963 --> 00:29:35,830 Get off the truck! Get off! 471 00:30:10,016 --> 00:30:11,983 You wanna know my name, right? 472 00:30:12,084 --> 00:30:13,551 Yeah. 473 00:30:13,652 --> 00:30:15,313 Loretta. 474 00:30:17,856 --> 00:30:19,187 Yeah. 475 00:30:27,699 --> 00:30:29,758 I'm not saying we made out of money. 476 00:30:29,868 --> 00:30:32,462 I'm just saying we need to step it up a little bit. 477 00:30:32,571 --> 00:30:34,903 We're about to get punked by nappy cutz. 478 00:30:35,007 --> 00:30:37,202 If you don't think big, you'll never be big. 479 00:30:37,309 --> 00:30:41,109 Calvin, you run a family operation. You do not need to step it up. 480 00:30:41,213 --> 00:30:44,979 Them clowns at nappy cutz, they're not about to take away your business. 481 00:30:45,083 --> 00:30:48,348 Your shop is a neighborhood institution. 482 00:30:48,453 --> 00:30:49,511 Come on. 483 00:30:49,621 --> 00:30:52,613 People don't care about institutions. They got fish in the floor. 484 00:30:53,592 --> 00:30:55,059 Just swimmin' around. 485 00:30:55,160 --> 00:30:59,256 You can get it fried, baked, saut�ed, Sushi... 486 00:30:59,364 --> 00:31:02,764 - Who told you that? - Little Rodney at the shop. 487 00:31:02,867 --> 00:31:05,961 Little Rodney told you he sawfish in the floor. 488 00:31:06,070 --> 00:31:08,766 Well, he actually didn't see the fish in the floor, 489 00:31:08,873 --> 00:31:10,397 but his cousin in Atlanta sawfish. 490 00:31:10,508 --> 00:31:11,497 You know that's ridiculous. 491 00:31:12,926 --> 00:31:14,985 Little Rodney probably heard it from somebody 492 00:31:15,095 --> 00:31:17,325 who heard it from somebody else who was at nappy cutz 493 00:31:17,431 --> 00:31:19,729 when they dropped their filet-o-fish on the floor. 494 00:31:25,806 --> 00:31:28,502 That's ridiculous. I can't believe you said that. 495 00:31:36,650 --> 00:31:40,142 Sun salutation, ladies. 496 00:31:40,254 --> 00:31:44,213 Feet together, bringing it to prayer pose. 497 00:31:44,324 --> 00:31:47,452 And reach! 498 00:31:49,179 --> 00:31:51,646 Butterfly, butterfly. 499 00:31:52,414 --> 00:31:54,245 Bringing it back to prayer pose. 500 00:31:55,751 --> 00:31:57,878 Deep ujjayi breath. 501 00:31:57,986 --> 00:31:59,977 Breathing in radiance, 502 00:32:00,088 --> 00:32:03,114 beauty, light. 503 00:32:03,892 --> 00:32:06,588 Breathing out any heavy burdens. 504 00:32:06,695 --> 00:32:11,394 The key to enlightenment is to work through your anger, 505 00:32:11,500 --> 00:32:14,298 not have your anger work through you. 506 00:32:16,038 --> 00:32:17,403 First position. 507 00:32:19,675 --> 00:32:21,233 One, two, three. 508 00:32:21,343 --> 00:32:23,641 He ain't shit! He ain't shit! 509 00:32:36,325 --> 00:32:38,759 Jimmy! What's the deal? 510 00:32:38,860 --> 00:32:40,121 What's up? 511 00:32:42,163 --> 00:32:44,290 Lookin' good, baby boy! 512 00:32:44,398 --> 00:32:46,263 Always, always. 513 00:32:46,367 --> 00:32:47,595 Still ain't shit. 514 00:32:47,702 --> 00:32:48,964 Just a little while ago, he was cuttin' hair. 515 00:32:52,556 --> 00:32:55,457 - Good morning. Good morning. - Alderman brown's office. 516 00:32:55,559 --> 00:32:57,026 - Good morning, Maggie. - Good morning, sir. 517 00:32:57,127 --> 00:33:00,494 - Any messages? - Yes, sir. A whole stack. 518 00:33:03,000 --> 00:33:04,558 - Good morning, alderman. - Good morning. 519 00:33:04,668 --> 00:33:07,535 - Good morning, sir. - Good morning, Jimmy. 520 00:33:07,638 --> 00:33:11,039 - I'd like a moment if you have it. - I don't. This faithful constituent 521 00:33:11,141 --> 00:33:13,336 is in need of counsel, and I have to provide it. 522 00:33:13,444 --> 00:33:15,776 Reach one, teach one. Remember that. 523 00:33:15,879 --> 00:33:19,280 It's an issue of vital importance and it'll only take a minute. 524 00:33:21,552 --> 00:33:24,112 - You have 59 seconds. - Thank you. 525 00:33:26,156 --> 00:33:28,624 - Have a seat. - Thank you, sir. 526 00:33:28,726 --> 00:33:29,749 Not you. 527 00:33:32,995 --> 00:33:35,463 I wanted to bring to your attention a particular concern of mine. 528 00:33:35,565 --> 00:33:37,590 Are you familiar with Calvin's barbershop on 79th and exchange? 529 00:33:39,619 --> 00:33:42,281 Yeah, I'm aware of it. 530 00:33:42,388 --> 00:33:44,948 They're opening a nappy cutz across the street. 531 00:33:45,058 --> 00:33:47,686 Yeah, I know all about it. 532 00:33:48,528 --> 00:33:50,826 Shouldn't we do something about that? 533 00:33:54,033 --> 00:33:55,330 Why should we? 534 00:33:55,435 --> 00:33:58,768 Competition is a cornerstone of democracy. 535 00:33:58,871 --> 00:34:01,840 The future is not what it used to be. Remember that. 536 00:34:01,941 --> 00:34:06,310 But you did say you wanted to keep that particular area fertile 537 00:34:06,412 --> 00:34:08,107 for small-business interests. 538 00:34:08,214 --> 00:34:11,615 Fertile. I did say that, didn't I? 539 00:34:11,717 --> 00:34:16,177 This boy is gonna be the governor of the state of Illinois one day 540 00:34:16,289 --> 00:34:18,814 if he learns to do what I say when I say it. 541 00:34:19,691 --> 00:34:24,185 Now, I'm not one for explanations, explanatory things explained. 542 00:34:24,296 --> 00:34:27,390 Write a report and have it on my desk by the end of the month. 543 00:34:27,499 --> 00:34:29,990 Sir, I think we should move faster than that. 544 00:34:30,102 --> 00:34:32,935 Think need, not speed. 545 00:34:33,038 --> 00:34:37,668 It's better to measure a thing ten times and cut once 546 00:34:37,776 --> 00:34:40,973 than to measure once and cut ten times. 547 00:34:41,079 --> 00:34:43,445 Your minute is up, son. 548 00:34:51,189 --> 00:34:53,350 This is gonna be great for the neighborhood. 549 00:34:53,458 --> 00:34:54,891 We'll see. 550 00:34:54,993 --> 00:34:56,517 Here he comes. 551 00:34:59,831 --> 00:35:01,890 - What's up, samir? - Not much. 552 00:35:02,000 --> 00:35:03,467 - How are you doing? - All right. 553 00:35:03,568 --> 00:35:05,934 Very nice shirt on you. 554 00:35:06,037 --> 00:35:08,062 We need to talk to you, Calvin. 555 00:35:08,173 --> 00:35:09,537 What's going on? 556 00:35:09,640 --> 00:35:12,040 We've been approached by quality land development. 557 00:35:12,143 --> 00:35:14,907 They're building a cineplex there and they're making us an offer. 558 00:35:15,012 --> 00:35:17,071 We're thinking about taking that offer. 559 00:35:17,181 --> 00:35:19,206 The money isn't bad. 560 00:35:19,316 --> 00:35:21,784 Plus, the money isn't bad. 561 00:35:21,886 --> 00:35:25,913 Stew sold him his cleaners and took his Viagra-popping ass to Miami. 562 00:35:26,023 --> 00:35:27,752 I ain't mad at the brother. 563 00:35:27,858 --> 00:35:31,089 What's that got to do with me? You got your mind made up. 564 00:35:31,195 --> 00:35:34,358 No, we haven't. But I bet if you came on board 565 00:35:34,465 --> 00:35:37,764 and sold them the barbershop, they'd probably pay us double. 566 00:35:37,868 --> 00:35:40,200 - That would change my mind. - Absolutely. 567 00:35:40,304 --> 00:35:42,602 - Y'all know I can't do that. - Why not? 568 00:35:42,706 --> 00:35:44,173 We've been there since '58. 569 00:35:45,209 --> 00:35:47,871 So if y'all wanna sell and go down to Florida 570 00:35:47,978 --> 00:35:51,072 with them funky-ass voting booths, you can go ahead. 571 00:35:51,182 --> 00:35:53,150 But I've gotta keep mine. 572 00:35:53,250 --> 00:35:53,944 You're making a mistake, bro. 573 00:35:55,368 --> 00:35:58,632 No, my friend, you're thinking about this all the wrong way. 574 00:35:58,737 --> 00:36:01,900 Calvin, there's a lot of money to be made here, son. 575 00:36:02,007 --> 00:36:03,406 Go talk to your boy. 576 00:36:04,443 --> 00:36:07,412 Come on, babies. Today is the day. 577 00:36:07,513 --> 00:36:10,243 We came a long road to get here. 578 00:36:10,349 --> 00:36:11,509 Pay attention. 579 00:36:11,617 --> 00:36:13,209 Lighten up. 580 00:36:13,319 --> 00:36:15,947 You come in here some days 581 00:36:16,055 --> 00:36:18,046 looking like Joe Frazier in Jamaica. 582 00:36:18,157 --> 00:36:21,718 People don't like that. You're too pretty. 583 00:36:21,827 --> 00:36:23,226 Learn how to cook. 584 00:36:23,329 --> 00:36:24,591 I know how to cook. 585 00:36:24,697 --> 00:36:27,757 Make him hush puppies or a Spanish omelet. 586 00:36:29,702 --> 00:36:31,067 - Hey there, Calvin. - Hey, Calvin. 587 00:36:32,404 --> 00:36:33,996 - What's up, Cal? - Yo, Isaac. 588 00:36:34,106 --> 00:36:35,835 What's up, boss man? 589 00:36:35,941 --> 00:36:38,068 You all know why I called this meeting. 590 00:36:38,177 --> 00:36:42,136 Nappy necks, whatever they want to call theyself across the street, 591 00:36:42,247 --> 00:36:44,340 is openin' up in three weeks, 592 00:36:44,450 --> 00:36:46,543 and they're tryin' to get our ass out of here, 593 00:36:46,652 --> 00:36:49,142 like it or not, and we ain't havin' it. 594 00:36:49,253 --> 00:36:51,312 - You know what I mean? - Damn straight. 595 00:36:51,422 --> 00:36:53,117 So my plan is this. 596 00:36:53,224 --> 00:36:55,886 Fire up the barbecue in the back, 597 00:36:55,993 --> 00:36:59,451 have a little customer-appreciation cookout. 598 00:36:59,564 --> 00:37:01,589 That's smart. That's good thinking. 599 00:37:02,266 --> 00:37:06,100 Just burgers and dogs, free haircuts for the kids. 600 00:37:06,871 --> 00:37:09,567 Show the people we care about 'em. 601 00:37:09,674 --> 00:37:12,040 Show them that whatever they goin' through, 602 00:37:12,143 --> 00:37:13,701 we down with them. 603 00:37:13,811 --> 00:37:14,800 - You feel me? - I feel you, Calvin. 604 00:37:16,531 --> 00:37:17,225 Definitely. 605 00:37:17,331 --> 00:37:19,629 Man, I feel all of that. 606 00:37:19,734 --> 00:37:21,201 It all makes sense. 607 00:37:21,302 --> 00:37:24,135 That's why I got to raise your booth rent. 608 00:37:24,238 --> 00:37:25,796 What? 609 00:37:25,906 --> 00:37:27,498 You can't do that. 610 00:37:27,608 --> 00:37:30,202 - It's my first day. - Why, Calvin? 611 00:37:30,745 --> 00:37:33,009 We got to pay for this somehow. 612 00:37:33,714 --> 00:37:38,343 Forget about it. We in a crisis, and you can double my rent. 613 00:37:38,451 --> 00:37:40,442 - You don't even pay no rent. - What? 614 00:37:41,454 --> 00:37:43,388 In that case, triple it, then. 615 00:37:43,490 --> 00:37:46,721 Not to throw salt, but why you don't pay no booth rent? 616 00:37:46,826 --> 00:37:51,195 I don't pay rent 'cause I don't pay rent. Okay? 617 00:37:51,298 --> 00:37:54,631 So pour out your cup of haterade and sop it up off the floor 618 00:37:54,734 --> 00:37:56,326 and get some business. 619 00:37:56,436 --> 00:38:00,031 Also, I want to institute a couple of new rules. 620 00:38:00,140 --> 00:38:02,870 You comin' at me with too much. 621 00:38:02,976 --> 00:38:05,444 That's all for one day. Take baby steps. 622 00:38:06,862 --> 00:38:08,659 Rule number one... No more profanity. 623 00:38:08,764 --> 00:38:11,255 I know you about to say something. Don't even say it. 624 00:38:11,367 --> 00:38:15,030 I ain't sayin' nothin'. I'm thinkin' it. 625 00:38:15,971 --> 00:38:17,802 Rule number two... Don't be late. 626 00:38:17,907 --> 00:38:21,035 Who was it that said, "be on time for something other than..." 627 00:38:21,143 --> 00:38:23,703 - "... before 11:00 at the club." - That's what it was. 628 00:38:23,813 --> 00:38:26,872 Y'all got jokes. My bad. 629 00:38:26,981 --> 00:38:30,178 Kenard, them jet beauties, they got to go, man. 630 00:38:30,285 --> 00:38:31,684 Good. 631 00:38:31,786 --> 00:38:34,550 They're my inspiration, my muses. 632 00:38:34,656 --> 00:38:37,124 He made me take down my picture of Lola falana. 633 00:38:37,225 --> 00:38:39,557 I can't cut without the butt. 634 00:38:39,661 --> 00:38:42,789 That's perfect for me 'cause maybe you'll quit. 635 00:38:44,265 --> 00:38:45,459 That's what I thought. 636 00:38:45,567 --> 00:38:49,298 We're going to be more family friendly around here, 637 00:38:49,404 --> 00:38:52,066 and I want everybody to start greeting the customers by name. 638 00:38:54,058 --> 00:38:57,050 How are we supposed to know everybody's name? 639 00:38:57,161 --> 00:38:58,423 That's ridiculous. 640 00:38:59,397 --> 00:39:01,126 He's not even showing up. 641 00:39:01,232 --> 00:39:03,291 Yap! Yap! Yap! Yap! 642 00:39:04,502 --> 00:39:08,029 All that yapping leads me to rule number three... 643 00:39:08,139 --> 00:39:10,630 No more loud talking. 644 00:39:10,742 --> 00:39:11,834 What?! 645 00:39:27,524 --> 00:39:29,048 Watch it. 646 00:39:38,302 --> 00:39:39,530 Thank you, Calvin. 647 00:39:39,636 --> 00:39:43,037 Horace, thanks, man. I appreciate your coming through. 648 00:39:43,140 --> 00:39:44,539 All right, Calvin. 649 00:39:44,641 --> 00:39:46,666 - Take care, man. - No problem. 650 00:39:47,277 --> 00:39:50,178 - Appreciate your business. - All right, Calvin. 651 00:39:50,280 --> 00:39:51,975 God bless. 652 00:39:52,983 --> 00:39:54,177 All right, Calvin. 653 00:39:54,284 --> 00:39:55,581 Bye, Horace. 654 00:40:01,925 --> 00:40:02,983 You're next. 655 00:40:03,093 --> 00:40:04,685 What's up, Cal? 656 00:40:06,062 --> 00:40:08,724 Thanks for what you're doing. We appreciate it. 657 00:40:14,003 --> 00:40:16,938 - Hi, Jimmy! - Hey, everybody. 658 00:40:17,039 --> 00:40:19,303 This is not happening. We got an appointment. 659 00:40:19,408 --> 00:40:23,139 You gotta get out of the chair. Eight mile gave me this time exactly. 660 00:40:23,245 --> 00:40:24,507 We're almost done. 661 00:40:24,614 --> 00:40:27,276 I'll be right with you. 662 00:40:27,383 --> 00:40:30,250 I'm terribly sorry about the inconvenience. 663 00:40:31,320 --> 00:40:34,653 Calvin, this is why black business does not succeed. 664 00:40:34,757 --> 00:40:35,985 We're never on time. 665 00:40:36,092 --> 00:40:39,892 You're always coming in late. You leave early. 666 00:40:39,996 --> 00:40:42,328 Giving to the needy and the greedy instead of the deserving. 667 00:40:42,431 --> 00:40:44,865 And double-booking our clients! 668 00:40:44,967 --> 00:40:47,800 Why do you have a schedule if you ain't gonna use it? 669 00:40:47,903 --> 00:40:51,964 It is 11:02. That means your man has to get out of the chair. 670 00:40:52,074 --> 00:40:55,201 That means it's my time, and I'm not havin' it. 671 00:40:55,310 --> 00:40:58,575 Come on, man, you gotta bounce. This is ridiculous. 672 00:40:58,680 --> 00:41:00,409 Vamoose. Come on, let's go. 673 00:41:01,650 --> 00:41:04,642 - Get him. - Sit your ass down! 674 00:41:08,323 --> 00:41:10,883 Come on, have a seat. Enough of it already. 675 00:41:10,992 --> 00:41:11,583 Sit on down, west wing. 676 00:41:13,010 --> 00:41:15,478 Up in here like you're from lifestyles of the rich and famous. 677 00:41:15,579 --> 00:41:19,140 Only reason you're in here is 'cause your daddy didn't use a life style. 678 00:41:19,250 --> 00:41:22,879 I'll tell y'all one thing... All y'all are doomed to fail. 679 00:41:22,987 --> 00:41:27,117 It was nice and quiet in here, the way I like it. 680 00:41:27,224 --> 00:41:30,591 Just hush. Everything was hush. 681 00:41:32,830 --> 00:41:36,857 Free barbecue... food, fun, and free haircuts for the kids. 682 00:41:36,968 --> 00:41:39,459 Bring 'em on down. Bring all the kids. 683 00:41:39,570 --> 00:41:43,301 Here you go, girl. We should have kids 684 00:41:43,407 --> 00:41:46,898 so we can bring 'em down to this barbecue Friday. 685 00:41:47,010 --> 00:41:50,138 I think we can squeeze four out of that ass. 686 00:41:50,246 --> 00:41:52,237 I didn't mean to insult you. We could probably get five. 687 00:41:53,967 --> 00:41:56,629 What's up, Tyson? Free barbecue this Friday. 688 00:41:56,736 --> 00:42:00,433 Don't be eyeballin' me. You ain't hard. I'm just playin'. 689 00:42:00,540 --> 00:42:01,939 Boy, it's hot out here. 690 00:42:02,041 --> 00:42:05,772 I'm tired of handing out these fliers, but my cousin say I gotta do it. 691 00:42:05,878 --> 00:42:09,211 Before they got his ass, they was all over there together... 692 00:42:09,315 --> 00:42:13,046 Saddam, osama, all of them livin' in a big old beach house 693 00:42:13,152 --> 00:42:14,483 just kickin' it. 694 00:42:14,587 --> 00:42:17,351 Got all the money in the world 695 00:42:17,457 --> 00:42:19,823 and some of them ho's from the snoop video. 696 00:42:19,926 --> 00:42:23,862 They just freakin' 'em. Freakin' em all, boy. 697 00:42:23,963 --> 00:42:26,591 - And idi amin over there, too. - I thought he... 698 00:42:26,699 --> 00:42:29,668 No, no, he ain't dead. No, he ain't dead. 699 00:42:29,769 --> 00:42:34,068 You can't kill no big yaphet kotto-looking zulu nigga. 700 00:42:34,172 --> 00:42:37,266 - You know better than that. - Eddie, you need to quit it. 701 00:42:37,375 --> 00:42:38,467 Let me get some ribs! 702 00:42:38,577 --> 00:42:42,946 - Can I fix you a plate, dinka? - No, I'm trying to watch it. 703 00:42:43,048 --> 00:42:44,743 You don't need to watch it. 704 00:42:47,385 --> 00:42:49,615 She throwin' it at you, dawg. What's up with that? 705 00:42:49,721 --> 00:42:54,181 Shawna is a nice woman, but I don't know if she's the one for me. 706 00:42:54,292 --> 00:42:56,726 Who the one for you? Terri? 707 00:42:56,828 --> 00:42:59,296 You need to let that go. That's not gonna happen. 708 00:42:59,397 --> 00:43:00,694 That's the good news. 709 00:43:00,799 --> 00:43:05,133 You don't need a loud, evil, neck-rollin' chicken-head like Terri. 710 00:43:05,237 --> 00:43:07,501 That's what you need. Go on. 711 00:43:08,440 --> 00:43:10,135 Go on over there. 712 00:43:13,578 --> 00:43:14,738 Go on. 713 00:43:15,313 --> 00:43:19,477 Isaac, run to the store and grab me some ice. 714 00:43:19,584 --> 00:43:21,415 We're running short on ice. 715 00:43:21,520 --> 00:43:23,544 Kenard ain't doin' nothin'. 716 00:43:24,221 --> 00:43:26,587 Yeah, man, but I asked you. 717 00:43:27,992 --> 00:43:30,017 Don't do me like that, man. 718 00:43:30,127 --> 00:43:32,357 Can you get me some ice or not? 719 00:43:32,463 --> 00:43:36,456 No disrespect, Cal, but I've been bustin' my ass in there for you. 720 00:43:36,567 --> 00:43:38,933 I've been bringin' in a lot of business. 721 00:43:39,036 --> 00:43:41,561 - I see you. - So why you treatin' me like a scrub? 722 00:43:41,672 --> 00:43:44,835 I treat you like everybody else around here. 723 00:43:44,942 --> 00:43:48,343 I'm happy you got it goin' on now, but I need some ice. 724 00:43:48,445 --> 00:43:50,379 Can you handle that for me? 725 00:43:51,415 --> 00:43:53,576 - Yeah. - Get the ice. 726 00:43:53,684 --> 00:43:55,242 Two bags. 727 00:43:56,453 --> 00:43:58,216 Thank you, Isaac. 728 00:43:58,756 --> 00:44:00,223 Where you goin'? 729 00:44:00,324 --> 00:44:02,053 Cal wants me to handle some business. 730 00:44:02,159 --> 00:44:03,683 Store run. 731 00:44:04,862 --> 00:44:06,887 Can you bring back some toothpicks? 732 00:44:06,997 --> 00:44:10,455 The minty kind. Minty freshness. 733 00:44:10,568 --> 00:44:11,796 Right on. 734 00:44:12,169 --> 00:44:15,331 Oh, yeah. She want one of Uncle Eddie's burgers. 735 00:44:17,073 --> 00:44:20,167 That is one right there. That's delicious. 736 00:44:21,244 --> 00:44:22,438 This is burnt. 737 00:44:22,545 --> 00:44:24,570 No, baby, that ain't burnt. 738 00:44:24,681 --> 00:44:26,012 That's barbecue. 739 00:44:27,450 --> 00:44:28,940 See that brother over there? 740 00:44:30,653 --> 00:44:31,950 That's burnt. 741 00:44:32,055 --> 00:44:34,046 Well, why can't I have another one? 742 00:44:34,157 --> 00:44:36,887 'Cause you can't. Now, look, it's free, ain't it? 743 00:44:36,993 --> 00:44:40,019 There's people over in Ethiopia starvin', 744 00:44:40,129 --> 00:44:42,256 and you sittin' over here complainin'. 745 00:44:42,365 --> 00:44:45,095 - I'm not gonna eat it. - You sure ain't. 746 00:44:46,903 --> 00:44:50,168 I hate you! I'm gonna tell my auntie. 747 00:44:51,441 --> 00:44:53,272 Go to the crack house and tell her. 748 00:44:53,376 --> 00:44:55,810 Ain't nobody scared! Tell your auntie! 749 00:44:55,912 --> 00:44:58,244 This is Eddie. I ain't scared of nothin'. 750 00:44:58,348 --> 00:45:01,476 You can tell whoever you want to. 751 00:45:01,584 --> 00:45:04,643 - What'd you do to that little girl? - I ain't do nothin' to her. 752 00:45:04,753 --> 00:45:07,984 Little moesha tryin' to criticize my culinary skill. 753 00:45:08,090 --> 00:45:10,581 I ain't scared! Get your auntie! 754 00:45:10,692 --> 00:45:12,785 Eddie, man, don't be so crazy. 755 00:45:12,895 --> 00:45:16,023 I should've known your old ass was startin' trouble. 756 00:45:16,131 --> 00:45:18,463 - Hold on, Gina. - Oh, shit. 757 00:45:18,567 --> 00:45:20,831 - It was just a misunderstanding. - Ain't no misunderstanding. 758 00:45:20,936 --> 00:45:23,166 I should've known you was out here actin' a fool. 759 00:45:23,272 --> 00:45:28,175 I'm tryin' to teach little sister souljah here some discipline. 760 00:45:30,628 --> 00:45:32,425 Now, it's obvious the way she bein' raised, 761 00:45:32,530 --> 00:45:34,862 she headed straight for the peniten-sherary. 762 00:45:34,966 --> 00:45:38,265 Raised? Maybe if you stopped raising your hand to your mouth, 763 00:45:38,369 --> 00:45:41,270 you wouldn't look like shamu of the South side. 764 00:45:41,906 --> 00:45:44,466 Okay. I see where you're trying to go with it. 765 00:45:44,576 --> 00:45:46,771 What kind of man treat a little girl that way? 766 00:45:46,878 --> 00:45:48,812 I wouldn't expect you to know what a man is. 767 00:45:50,532 --> 00:45:51,793 But I'm gonna give you a clue. 768 00:45:51,898 --> 00:45:54,059 Give you a hint, throw you a lifeline. 769 00:45:54,167 --> 00:45:56,692 It's one of them things you can't keep! 770 00:45:56,803 --> 00:45:59,465 Oh, I can keep a man. I can keep a man. 771 00:45:59,573 --> 00:46:00,540 No, you can't. 772 00:46:00,641 --> 00:46:02,802 I ain't want you, Calvin. What about you? 773 00:46:02,909 --> 00:46:05,241 The last woman you slept with was battery-operated. 774 00:46:05,779 --> 00:46:08,145 So? And she was white, too. 775 00:46:08,248 --> 00:46:11,342 I had a black one, but the bitch didn't knowwhen to keep her mouth shut. 776 00:46:13,120 --> 00:46:16,214 - Why's she gotta be a bitch? - Why you gotta get up on me? 777 00:46:16,323 --> 00:46:18,518 - Be cool, now. - Shut up, Calvin. 778 00:46:18,625 --> 00:46:20,684 - Who you tellin' to shut up? - You. 779 00:46:20,794 --> 00:46:24,696 Everybody get out of here, little kids and big kids. 780 00:46:24,798 --> 00:46:27,528 I'm gonna tell you what the problem is. 781 00:46:27,634 --> 00:46:30,535 What's the problem? What's the problem? 782 00:46:30,637 --> 00:46:33,902 - You don't know your role. - Know your role. Speak on. 783 00:46:34,007 --> 00:46:36,669 Is you living in the dark ages or something? 784 00:46:36,777 --> 00:46:39,575 - Do I look like Gina cleaver? - Hell, no. 785 00:46:39,680 --> 00:46:43,342 What's your role, watching ESPN and holding your shit all day? 786 00:46:45,451 --> 00:46:48,147 Ain't nothin' wrong with that. Nothin' wrong with that. 787 00:46:48,254 --> 00:46:49,346 What you tryin' to say? 788 00:46:49,455 --> 00:46:52,754 Get your lazy ass off my couch and get a job. 789 00:46:52,858 --> 00:46:54,450 Get a damn job. 790 00:46:54,560 --> 00:46:55,891 Y'all got all the jobs. 791 00:46:55,995 --> 00:46:57,860 - That's kind of true. - Shut up, Calvin. 792 00:46:57,963 --> 00:47:01,455 You got one more time to tell me to shut up. 793 00:47:01,567 --> 00:47:03,626 You got a lot of nerve charging these sisters out here 794 00:47:03,736 --> 00:47:06,933 money to get their hair did, and you lookin' like Chewbacca. 795 00:47:09,909 --> 00:47:13,072 Don't listen to him. You look good, girl. 796 00:47:13,179 --> 00:47:15,875 What about you? Look at that damn 'fro. 797 00:47:15,981 --> 00:47:18,848 What you be doin', sweepin' up the shop with it? 798 00:47:21,654 --> 00:47:26,114 I do what Calvin need me to do every now and then. 799 00:47:26,225 --> 00:47:30,321 What Calvin needs you to do is get off your fat ass and cut some heads. 800 00:47:30,429 --> 00:47:33,761 How you gonna talk about size when you one Reese's pieces away 801 00:47:33,865 --> 00:47:35,765 from Jenny Craig yourself? 802 00:47:35,867 --> 00:47:37,027 What you doin'? 803 00:47:37,736 --> 00:47:41,069 I know you ain't... Don't get in my pool. 804 00:47:41,172 --> 00:47:42,332 I'm in your pool. 805 00:47:42,440 --> 00:47:45,238 Let me tell you something, you old negro spiritual. 806 00:47:45,343 --> 00:47:47,334 Wadin' in the water 807 00:47:47,445 --> 00:47:50,437 the next time you snatch some food out of my niece's hand, 808 00:47:50,548 --> 00:47:52,038 I'm gonna kick your ass, 809 00:47:52,150 --> 00:47:54,311 and then I'm gonna burn your freedom papers. 810 00:47:54,419 --> 00:47:56,853 And trust me, I'm just big enough to do it. 811 00:47:56,955 --> 00:48:00,083 Can't nobody argue with that. 812 00:48:00,191 --> 00:48:02,659 Don't worry. She ain't about to do nothin'. 813 00:48:02,761 --> 00:48:07,095 I got a reputation to keep up around here. 814 00:48:07,198 --> 00:48:09,689 And that little girl is a devil child, now. 815 00:48:09,801 --> 00:48:12,167 Look, I know she bad. That's why you come to me. 816 00:48:12,270 --> 00:48:14,761 She got to snappin' her neck around, 817 00:48:14,873 --> 00:48:16,272 I got to get back at her. 818 00:48:16,374 --> 00:48:20,503 I'm sorry. You make sure she get that, okay? 819 00:48:22,346 --> 00:48:24,177 Put one of them links on. 820 00:48:24,281 --> 00:48:26,806 - You think she want a link? - She want a link. 821 00:48:26,917 --> 00:48:29,078 Which one? Right here? 822 00:48:29,186 --> 00:48:31,552 Give me that one right there. 823 00:48:31,655 --> 00:48:33,555 Okay. You give her that, now. 824 00:48:33,657 --> 00:48:36,490 You make sure she get that and tell her Uncle Eddie's sorry. 825 00:48:36,593 --> 00:48:39,460 - Me and you cool, all right? - Yeah, we cool. 826 00:48:39,563 --> 00:48:42,794 You got a little somethin' right there. Get that. 827 00:48:42,900 --> 00:48:44,697 Now get your elbow. 828 00:48:44,802 --> 00:48:46,565 I ain't got nothin' on my elbow. 829 00:48:46,670 --> 00:48:49,161 Look like a gingerbread man. 830 00:48:50,140 --> 00:48:53,041 I bet that link don't make it on the inside. 831 00:49:44,994 --> 00:49:46,689 How'd you get with a girl like that? 832 00:49:46,796 --> 00:49:49,026 Get that door for little Calvin, junior. 833 00:49:49,131 --> 00:49:51,759 I got what they call that savoir faire. 834 00:49:51,868 --> 00:49:53,836 She fine. 835 00:50:12,954 --> 00:50:15,787 Now, I know you ain't payin' that nappy negro no heed. 836 00:50:15,891 --> 00:50:19,418 - Why you even sweatin' it, Cal? - That web site's been in my head. 837 00:50:19,528 --> 00:50:22,224 That web site don't mean nothin', Cal, man. 838 00:50:22,330 --> 00:50:25,561 Don't even tell you what it might be like on the inside. 839 00:50:25,667 --> 00:50:27,635 Come on, let's get ready for our customers. 840 00:50:27,736 --> 00:50:29,727 - Jimmy, hold it there. - All right. 841 00:50:29,838 --> 00:50:31,396 Yeah, yeah. 842 00:51:03,137 --> 00:51:04,798 What the hell goin' on? 843 00:51:08,842 --> 00:51:12,744 Since y'all wanna be funny, no rap before 12:00 now. 844 00:51:12,846 --> 00:51:14,143 Come on, man. 845 00:51:15,816 --> 00:51:19,081 Y'all just clownin' up in here. 846 00:51:19,186 --> 00:51:22,019 - Eddie, where the hot wings? - I tried to tell 'em. 847 00:51:23,958 --> 00:51:26,722 You need a man that's gonna take care of you. 848 00:51:26,827 --> 00:51:28,886 I'm talkin' about a good man. 849 00:51:29,597 --> 00:51:31,155 A Muslim man. 850 00:51:31,265 --> 00:51:33,859 - And you that man? - Could be. 851 00:51:33,968 --> 00:51:37,301 Sorry. Once you a customer, can't have no relations. 852 00:51:37,404 --> 00:51:38,529 Bad for business. 853 00:51:38,638 --> 00:51:40,265 She just had a pork chop. 854 00:51:40,373 --> 00:51:42,500 She ain't tryin' to hear nothin' about no nation of islam. 855 00:51:42,609 --> 00:51:44,099 - Shut up. - I heard that. 856 00:51:44,210 --> 00:51:46,770 That pork be callin' me, too. 857 00:51:46,879 --> 00:51:48,403 Let me tell you somethin'. 858 00:51:48,514 --> 00:51:51,347 Nation of islam is more than a pork-free diet. 859 00:51:51,451 --> 00:51:54,420 It is the word of Allah as told to the prophet muhammad. 860 00:51:54,520 --> 00:51:56,886 Look, all I know is I'm down with Jesus. 861 00:51:56,990 --> 00:52:00,153 Watch what you say 'cause I'm holdin' the clippers. 862 00:52:00,259 --> 00:52:02,557 - Change the subject. - Exactly. 863 00:52:02,662 --> 00:52:04,289 I got a question. 864 00:52:04,397 --> 00:52:07,457 You don't find it odd, as a black woman, 865 00:52:07,567 --> 00:52:10,092 to have a savior who looks like Kenny g? 866 00:52:10,203 --> 00:52:11,761 - Kenny g? - That's right. 867 00:52:11,871 --> 00:52:14,339 Now, his Christmas album was tight. 868 00:52:14,440 --> 00:52:16,408 Look, Jesus is not white. 869 00:52:16,509 --> 00:52:18,670 He's caublinasian, like Tiger Woods. 870 00:52:18,778 --> 00:52:21,338 And you just about workin' my last nerve. 871 00:52:21,447 --> 00:52:23,244 Pay Calvin. 872 00:52:24,117 --> 00:52:26,984 Speaking of muslims, is Ahmad rashad Muslim? 873 00:52:27,086 --> 00:52:29,076 I don't ever see him wear one of those bowties. 874 00:52:42,234 --> 00:52:43,792 Sorry. Did I wake you? 875 00:52:45,003 --> 00:52:46,664 Late night of creepin'? 876 00:52:47,472 --> 00:52:50,270 You don't know Jack about me, girl. 877 00:52:52,744 --> 00:52:55,269 You know what your problem is? 878 00:52:56,314 --> 00:52:59,442 You know what one of your problems is? 879 00:52:59,551 --> 00:53:01,951 - You're bitter. - I'm through, is what I am. 880 00:53:02,054 --> 00:53:06,582 That nice Terri routine? Ain't nobody fallin' for that. 881 00:53:06,692 --> 00:53:09,786 A nice woman wouldn't be doggin' my man dinka. 882 00:53:09,895 --> 00:53:11,829 Dinka? Ain't nobody doggin' him. 883 00:53:11,930 --> 00:53:13,989 That boy's in love with you, girl. 884 00:53:15,434 --> 00:53:17,924 But you don't want a good man, right? 885 00:53:18,035 --> 00:53:19,627 What you want, a roughneck 886 00:53:19,737 --> 00:53:22,103 to cheat on you and slap you around? 887 00:53:22,206 --> 00:53:24,106 - What about them bitches you roll with? - Watch your mouth. 888 00:53:24,208 --> 00:53:25,539 All of them skanky as hell. 889 00:53:25,643 --> 00:53:28,635 "Ooh, I met Shaniqua in the strip club last night." 890 00:53:28,746 --> 00:53:30,077 Those are nice girls? 891 00:53:30,181 --> 00:53:32,274 - You don't know everything. - I know enough. 892 00:53:32,383 --> 00:53:34,977 Hidin' behind some tattoos and a prison record. 893 00:53:36,602 --> 00:53:38,433 - Grow up, be a real man. - Why you even care?! 894 00:54:17,142 --> 00:54:18,734 Showyou what to do with this. 895 00:54:18,843 --> 00:54:21,209 Take this right up here, put it on the door, 896 00:54:21,313 --> 00:54:23,247 twist it... pop! 897 00:54:23,348 --> 00:54:25,316 It'll put you in like Flynn. 898 00:54:25,417 --> 00:54:28,545 You know what else you could do? You get a half pound of c-4, 899 00:54:28,653 --> 00:54:31,144 put a little timer on it... Tick, tick, tick, boom! 900 00:54:31,256 --> 00:54:34,521 Blow up the whole block. I got some at the crib. 901 00:54:38,714 --> 00:54:39,703 What's goin' on? 902 00:54:41,883 --> 00:54:44,215 - No. - What? 903 00:54:44,319 --> 00:54:46,446 - Don't even think about it. - That's what I told 'em. 904 00:54:46,555 --> 00:54:48,546 I said the same thing. 905 00:54:48,657 --> 00:54:52,027 It's killin' me, man. I just gotta know for myself. 906 00:54:52,093 --> 00:54:53,720 We not breakin' in to nappy cutz. 907 00:54:53,829 --> 00:54:55,694 You want to know what's in there. 908 00:54:55,796 --> 00:54:57,388 No. The answer's no. 909 00:54:58,365 --> 00:55:02,563 We're not breakin' in. I will not allow it. 910 00:55:05,272 --> 00:55:06,398 Hurry up. 911 00:55:06,974 --> 00:55:09,704 Five minutes. We in, we out. 912 00:55:09,810 --> 00:55:12,745 This is like ocean's eleven. This is my kind of stuff. 913 00:55:12,847 --> 00:55:14,508 Check this out. 914 00:55:15,449 --> 00:55:17,815 - It's huge! - Size isn't everything. 915 00:55:17,918 --> 00:55:19,112 Keep telling yourself that. 916 00:55:23,357 --> 00:55:24,619 Eddie, what you doin'? 917 00:55:24,725 --> 00:55:26,784 Didn't we come over here to see it? 918 00:55:26,894 --> 00:55:28,521 I can't see diddly. 919 00:55:31,932 --> 00:55:35,629 This is the joint, b! Look at this. 920 00:55:35,736 --> 00:55:38,864 I don't see no fish in the floor. Where the fish at? 921 00:55:43,244 --> 00:55:45,144 That's crazy! 922 00:55:45,245 --> 00:55:46,610 What? 923 00:55:49,315 --> 00:55:51,249 You can say that again. 924 00:55:51,351 --> 00:55:53,376 - Goodness! - What? 925 00:55:57,790 --> 00:55:59,655 You can't fry none of that, though. 926 00:56:00,876 --> 00:56:03,106 You can play ball up in here, man. 927 00:56:03,212 --> 00:56:05,373 No, you can play ball down the street. 928 00:56:05,480 --> 00:56:08,847 Like a brother can't get a haircut without trying to play some ball. 929 00:56:10,752 --> 00:56:12,549 They got the wall street journal. 930 00:56:17,693 --> 00:56:18,921 Top of the line. 931 00:56:19,027 --> 00:56:21,723 This is what a barbershop's supposed to look like. 932 00:56:21,830 --> 00:56:23,593 - This is leather. - Word? 933 00:56:23,699 --> 00:56:25,462 - That's pleather. - It's leather. 934 00:56:25,567 --> 00:56:26,727 It's ugly. 935 00:56:26,835 --> 00:56:31,568 Lookin' around, it's a nice shop, but it don't have no character. 936 00:56:31,673 --> 00:56:32,765 Exactly. 937 00:56:32,875 --> 00:56:35,274 What we got across the street is character. 938 00:56:35,376 --> 00:56:39,642 We got character, we got conversation, and we got... 939 00:56:41,682 --> 00:56:43,240 We ain't got one of these. 940 00:56:44,552 --> 00:56:47,419 Lord have mercy! This is pillow top! 941 00:56:49,523 --> 00:56:52,083 Come on, city hall, show me what you got. 942 00:56:53,661 --> 00:56:55,788 You're startin' to get on my nerves. 943 00:56:57,598 --> 00:56:59,930 You're startin' to get on my nerves. 944 00:57:01,802 --> 00:57:02,928 Let's crack it. 945 00:57:03,037 --> 00:57:05,904 I checked it already. Let's crack it. 946 00:57:06,674 --> 00:57:07,800 You got me. 947 00:57:08,910 --> 00:57:10,343 Put the ball down. 948 00:57:18,452 --> 00:57:19,578 Oh, shit. 949 00:57:19,687 --> 00:57:20,984 Hey, y'all open? 950 00:57:21,088 --> 00:57:22,851 No, bro, we closed. 951 00:57:22,957 --> 00:57:25,550 Look at all the people. Let me in. 952 00:57:25,659 --> 00:57:27,354 Hey, bro, we're closed. 953 00:57:27,460 --> 00:57:30,122 - Help a brother out. - We goin' to jail. 954 00:57:30,230 --> 00:57:31,754 Two seconds, two seconds. 955 00:57:31,865 --> 00:57:34,459 - Just let him in, big c. - Don't let him in. 956 00:57:34,567 --> 00:57:37,001 - We can't leave him out there. - Then let him in. 957 00:57:37,103 --> 00:57:39,196 I'm trying. Kenard, let him in. 958 00:57:39,306 --> 00:57:42,104 Put that paper back up. 959 00:57:47,614 --> 00:57:49,639 Yes! Hey, y'all! 960 00:57:51,051 --> 00:57:52,279 This place is nice! 961 00:57:52,385 --> 00:57:55,377 We closed. Go across the street and get your hair cut. 962 00:57:55,488 --> 00:57:59,254 Kind of raggedy over there. Just a quick touch-up. 963 00:57:59,359 --> 00:58:02,522 I'm flying back to L.A. tonight. How about it? 964 00:58:02,629 --> 00:58:05,496 - Who can do me? - Not me, I got carpal tunnel. 965 00:58:05,598 --> 00:58:06,758 I got you. 966 00:58:06,866 --> 00:58:09,562 You got me? My man. 967 00:58:12,038 --> 00:58:15,905 We got nappy cutz on crenshaw. Love it. 968 00:58:16,008 --> 00:58:17,407 Everybody loves it. 969 00:58:17,509 --> 00:58:21,036 Hey, man, get these clippers goin', player. 970 00:58:23,015 --> 00:58:24,744 These ain't supposed to be out yet. 971 00:58:24,850 --> 00:58:27,683 This is German-engineered, titanium teeth, 972 00:58:27,786 --> 00:58:30,277 silent-whisper engine. Listen. 973 00:58:31,824 --> 00:58:34,315 - King shit. - They just clippers. 974 00:58:34,426 --> 00:58:36,394 This would double, triple your business. 975 00:58:37,729 --> 00:58:40,095 You know what? I'm gone. Have fun. 976 00:58:40,198 --> 00:58:41,358 Y'all hurry up. 977 00:58:41,466 --> 00:58:44,526 Don't steal nothin' and don't break nothin'. 978 00:58:45,170 --> 00:58:47,730 Just close the back door when you leave. 979 00:58:51,276 --> 00:58:54,712 Hey, detective. We was just lookin' for you. 980 00:58:54,813 --> 00:58:57,338 What the hell's going on here? 981 00:58:57,449 --> 00:58:58,916 We heard something... 982 00:58:59,017 --> 00:59:00,450 You broke into nappy cutz? 983 00:59:02,087 --> 00:59:03,110 - You take anything? - No. 984 00:59:05,673 --> 00:59:07,106 - Damage anything? - No. 985 00:59:07,908 --> 00:59:09,739 Kind of nice in there? 986 00:59:10,878 --> 00:59:12,345 No. 987 00:59:16,650 --> 00:59:19,619 Oh, man, they got a basketball court! 988 00:59:23,490 --> 00:59:24,855 He's beautiful, isn't he? 989 00:59:27,595 --> 00:59:31,053 I just want him to have everything I never had. 990 00:59:31,165 --> 00:59:33,998 I know you do. And he will. 991 00:59:34,635 --> 00:59:37,297 So you coming to bed? 992 00:59:37,404 --> 00:59:38,666 Yeah. 993 00:59:45,212 --> 00:59:47,305 You tryin' to get something started? 994 00:59:47,414 --> 00:59:48,847 I was hoping so, 995 00:59:48,949 --> 00:59:52,350 but you better catch me before the rollers go in. 996 00:59:55,321 --> 00:59:57,846 Looks like you gonna have a little brother or sister. 997 00:59:57,957 --> 01:00:00,790 Put them rollers in. I might like that. 998 01:00:00,893 --> 01:00:04,522 I got contact lenses... blue, green, bloodshot red... left ones only. 999 01:00:04,631 --> 01:00:05,996 Ray! 1000 01:00:06,099 --> 01:00:09,034 Just the man I wanted to see. Come back and talk to me. 1001 01:00:11,270 --> 01:00:13,431 - I didn't know you was workin'. - Come holler at me. 1002 01:00:15,424 --> 01:00:17,221 How's life been treating you? 1003 01:00:17,894 --> 01:00:19,122 It's been cool. 1004 01:00:19,228 --> 01:00:21,287 Me and my girlfriend's husband got in a fight. 1005 01:00:21,397 --> 01:00:24,423 He only won 'cause she helped him. 1006 01:00:24,534 --> 01:00:26,593 Good to see you. Come on back. 1007 01:00:26,702 --> 01:00:28,431 - In the back-back? - Yeah, in the back-back. 1008 01:00:28,538 --> 01:00:30,768 With the scissors and everything? 1009 01:00:32,875 --> 01:00:33,842 How you been, Cal? 1010 01:00:33,943 --> 01:00:34,875 You been going to church 1011 01:00:36,596 --> 01:00:38,723 and living your life right and everything? 1012 01:00:39,865 --> 01:00:42,458 - What you jumping for? - I ain't know what you was comin' with. 1013 01:00:42,567 --> 01:00:44,194 My nerves bad. I'm light-skinned. 1014 01:00:44,302 --> 01:00:46,202 Can you get this stuff on this list? 1015 01:00:46,304 --> 01:00:49,569 I'm looking to get high-end stuff at low-end prices. 1016 01:00:49,674 --> 01:00:51,904 - You know I can. - Legally. 1017 01:00:52,010 --> 01:00:55,639 You mean like with a receipt legally? Like I ain't steal it. 1018 01:00:55,747 --> 01:00:58,910 If the police walk up, do I gotta drop it and run? 1019 01:00:59,017 --> 01:01:00,541 I can get anything you need. 1020 01:01:00,652 --> 01:01:02,483 Nappy cutz won't know what hit 'em. 1021 01:01:02,587 --> 01:01:04,350 This is not about nappy cutz. 1022 01:01:04,456 --> 01:01:09,086 This is about personal enhancement, personal growth. 1023 01:01:09,194 --> 01:01:12,493 Expansion. Not nappy cutz. 1024 01:01:13,031 --> 01:01:16,125 Right. They won't know what hit 'em. 1025 01:01:33,784 --> 01:01:36,981 Come on over here and get your hair cut. 1026 01:01:37,087 --> 01:01:40,921 I'm working at Calvin Jr's. Come be my first customer. 1027 01:01:41,024 --> 01:01:42,685 What you mean, "uh-uh"? 1028 01:01:42,793 --> 01:01:44,590 Can you hook me up with Isaac? 1029 01:01:44,695 --> 01:01:46,720 The one with the "I" cut in the back? 1030 01:01:46,830 --> 01:01:50,960 You got a 'fro! You can't be gettin' the "I" cut in the back. 1031 01:01:51,068 --> 01:01:53,662 Condoleezza. With all that white house money she makin', 1032 01:01:53,771 --> 01:01:55,796 you'd think she could afford herself a makeover. 1033 01:01:55,906 --> 01:01:59,535 If I was in the white house, I'd be fly all the time. 1034 01:01:59,643 --> 01:02:02,737 If you was in the white house, you'd be ghetto as hell. 1035 01:02:02,846 --> 01:02:05,007 She'd have the president all corn-rowed out, 1036 01:02:05,115 --> 01:02:07,879 talking about, "U.S., fool. U.S., fool." 1037 01:02:07,985 --> 01:02:09,282 The president would be a thug. 1038 01:02:09,386 --> 01:02:11,650 She think a head of state's a sexual position. 1039 01:02:11,755 --> 01:02:14,417 "I'm inviting heads of state today." 1040 01:02:17,661 --> 01:02:18,992 Oh, my God. 1041 01:02:19,530 --> 01:02:20,792 Please stop. 1042 01:02:25,668 --> 01:02:28,831 Gina, do I look like beyonc�? 1043 01:02:31,874 --> 01:02:32,898 Just like her. 1044 01:02:33,009 --> 01:02:35,842 I knew you was gonna say that. Give me some. 1045 01:02:36,679 --> 01:02:39,204 This is like the world coming together, 1046 01:02:39,315 --> 01:02:42,113 like all the gangs coming together. 1047 01:02:42,218 --> 01:02:44,914 There's beauty in there. You gotta love it, man. 1048 01:02:45,021 --> 01:02:47,216 This came from my grandmama church. 1049 01:02:47,323 --> 01:02:49,291 They might want that back. 1050 01:02:49,392 --> 01:02:52,555 Who's been chewing on this thing? It look like holyfield's ear. 1051 01:02:53,429 --> 01:02:54,555 Picture and picture. 1052 01:02:54,664 --> 01:02:59,033 This one get channels 2 through 5, and this one get 9 through 13. 1053 01:02:59,135 --> 01:03:01,035 Give me the big one. 1054 01:03:01,137 --> 01:03:04,436 Take the little one, too. You got to take the little one. 1055 01:03:04,540 --> 01:03:08,067 - You keep it. - Cal, you gotta get this little one. 1056 01:03:08,177 --> 01:03:09,576 Come on, Cal! 1057 01:03:09,679 --> 01:03:11,669 Thought I'd add a little style to the place. 1058 01:03:13,915 --> 01:03:16,315 That's that picassio stuff right there. 1059 01:03:16,418 --> 01:03:18,352 Yeah, yeah. 1060 01:03:18,453 --> 01:03:20,148 Beautiful. 1061 01:03:21,556 --> 01:03:23,023 What is it, a uterus? 1062 01:03:25,393 --> 01:03:28,794 Calvin, I hooked you up with the alderman. 1063 01:03:28,897 --> 01:03:31,024 What'd you do, get me some handicapped plates? 1064 01:03:31,132 --> 01:03:33,862 Better. You're gonna be on the news. 1065 01:03:33,969 --> 01:03:35,061 The news? 1066 01:03:35,170 --> 01:03:37,434 The alderman's taking a walking tour of the block 1067 01:03:37,539 --> 01:03:38,437 before Friday's city council meeting 1068 01:03:39,857 --> 01:03:42,052 to let the constituency know that he's concerned. 1069 01:03:43,561 --> 01:03:45,859 Concerned? About November, right? 1070 01:03:45,963 --> 01:03:48,932 I talked him into talking to you... good publicity. 1071 01:03:49,033 --> 01:03:51,524 - You could've asked me first. - I know. 1072 01:03:51,636 --> 01:03:54,161 But it was a spur-of-the-moment thing. 1073 01:03:54,272 --> 01:03:57,264 We don't do politics in here. It's a place of business. 1074 01:03:57,375 --> 01:03:58,933 This ain't no community center. 1075 01:03:59,043 --> 01:04:00,168 You know what? 1076 01:04:00,277 --> 01:04:03,644 You sound just like your daddy right now. 1077 01:04:03,747 --> 01:04:06,545 We will not be silenced. 1078 01:04:06,650 --> 01:04:08,982 When the FBI gassed the black panthers out, 1079 01:04:11,137 --> 01:04:12,331 we found a place to be today. 1080 01:04:13,172 --> 01:04:15,299 Thank you, brother Calvin. 1081 01:04:15,407 --> 01:04:16,772 Brother Calvin! 1082 01:04:16,876 --> 01:04:20,107 We will continue to provide books and classes, 1083 01:04:20,212 --> 01:04:22,908 food and clothing through our outreach program. 1084 01:04:23,015 --> 01:04:24,141 That's right, brother. 1085 01:04:24,250 --> 01:04:26,810 And when the pigs show up, they're gonna show up with guns. 1086 01:04:26,919 --> 01:04:30,047 We ain't gonna do nothin' but show up with our guns! 1087 01:04:30,155 --> 01:04:33,852 Then they gonna start shootin'. Then we gonna start shootin'! 1088 01:04:33,959 --> 01:04:35,290 That's right, brother! 1089 01:04:35,394 --> 01:04:38,659 I'm tellin' you, every last one of them's gonna get shot! 1090 01:04:38,764 --> 01:04:40,288 That's right. 1091 01:04:40,399 --> 01:04:42,867 Then all of us is gonna get shot! 1092 01:04:43,736 --> 01:04:45,499 And all of us is gonna die together! 1093 01:04:48,274 --> 01:04:50,332 Let's make it happen! 1094 01:04:50,441 --> 01:04:51,703 Black power! 1095 01:04:51,910 --> 01:04:53,309 Black power! 1096 01:04:53,411 --> 01:04:55,174 Black power! Yeah! 1097 01:04:55,280 --> 01:04:57,805 Black power! That's us! Black power! 1098 01:04:57,916 --> 01:04:59,110 Power to the people! 1099 01:05:00,318 --> 01:05:02,718 Shit, man, them fools crazy. 1100 01:05:03,154 --> 01:05:05,714 Well, if it ain't lalowe sharpton. 1101 01:05:07,025 --> 01:05:08,686 My goodness, my goodness. 1102 01:05:09,894 --> 01:05:12,055 The barbershop. How you doin'? Lalowe brown. 1103 01:05:12,163 --> 01:05:13,391 Checker Fred, sir. 1104 01:05:13,498 --> 01:05:15,489 How you doin', checker? 1105 01:05:15,600 --> 01:05:17,761 Lalowe brown. Good to see you. 1106 01:05:17,869 --> 01:05:19,166 How you doin', sir? 1107 01:05:19,270 --> 01:05:22,899 My, my. Well, well, look at this. 1108 01:05:23,007 --> 01:05:25,202 Look what we got... We got a lady barber. 1109 01:05:25,310 --> 01:05:28,473 We didn't have this back in the day. 1110 01:05:28,579 --> 01:05:30,046 - What's your name? - Terri. 1111 01:05:30,148 --> 01:05:31,979 - Sarah? - Terri. 1112 01:05:33,851 --> 01:05:36,752 Lalowe's gonna have to come back and let you give me a little trim. 1113 01:05:36,854 --> 01:05:38,719 - Trim? - A haircut. 1114 01:05:38,822 --> 01:05:41,882 Terri, if you wanna be down, 1115 01:05:41,992 --> 01:05:44,392 vote lalowe brown. 1116 01:05:44,594 --> 01:05:46,118 You remember that. 1117 01:05:48,365 --> 01:05:50,890 This is Calvin's barbershop. 1118 01:05:51,001 --> 01:05:54,164 This is a cornerstone of the black community 1119 01:05:54,271 --> 01:05:56,102 for some 40-odd years. 1120 01:05:56,206 --> 01:05:58,606 I've been coming down here many a Saturday afternoon, 1121 01:05:58,709 --> 01:06:00,506 get myself straight for Sunday morning. 1122 01:06:00,610 --> 01:06:03,340 But I wanna introduce you to the man himself, 1123 01:06:03,447 --> 01:06:07,144 the man who quantifies and epitomizes 1124 01:06:07,250 --> 01:06:11,186 the institutional possibilities of black hair. 1125 01:06:11,288 --> 01:06:16,055 He is a potentiating progenitor in all kinds of fine ways. 1126 01:06:16,159 --> 01:06:20,118 He's my fine friend, this brother right here, Calvin. 1127 01:06:20,230 --> 01:06:21,788 How you doin'? Calvin Palmer. 1128 01:06:21,898 --> 01:06:24,423 - How you doin', son? - All right. 1129 01:06:24,534 --> 01:06:27,901 Calvin, you are a pillar of this fine community. 1130 01:06:28,005 --> 01:06:29,938 How is everything going for you 1131 01:06:30,039 --> 01:06:32,599 with all this social change happening down here? 1132 01:06:32,708 --> 01:06:36,075 Well, Mr. brown, as you know, there is a lot of change... 1133 01:06:36,178 --> 01:06:38,806 There is a lot of change, 1134 01:06:38,914 --> 01:06:40,814 and change is hard sometimes, right? 1135 01:06:40,916 --> 01:06:45,216 But if we want to stand together as a community, 1136 01:06:45,321 --> 01:06:48,119 - we will find a way to survive. - Tell it! 1137 01:06:48,224 --> 01:06:49,418 - Tell it, lo. - That's right. 1138 01:06:49,525 --> 01:06:52,289 You let lalowe lay it down for you. 1139 01:06:52,395 --> 01:06:54,295 If you wanna stay afloat, 1140 01:06:54,397 --> 01:06:55,796 we got to... 1141 01:06:58,034 --> 01:07:00,264 you gonna have to rock the boat. 1142 01:07:00,369 --> 01:07:04,362 Because if they want to send us packin', 1143 01:07:04,473 --> 01:07:05,940 baby, it's on and crackin'! 1144 01:07:06,042 --> 01:07:08,567 And if they try to mess with this brother, 1145 01:07:08,677 --> 01:07:11,305 then it's gonna be on like a mother! 1146 01:07:12,615 --> 01:07:14,344 That's a little rough. 1147 01:07:14,450 --> 01:07:17,510 If you want to stay around, y'all know what you gotta do. 1148 01:07:17,620 --> 01:07:19,951 Vote for lalowe brown! 1149 01:07:21,556 --> 01:07:25,014 Hey, Calvin, why don't you get me a little shape-up? 1150 01:07:25,126 --> 01:07:27,117 'Cause I've been running around. 1151 01:07:27,228 --> 01:07:29,458 - You got a chair for me? - Yeah, right here. 1152 01:07:29,564 --> 01:07:33,227 Of course we got one for you. Kenard! Kenard! 1153 01:07:34,102 --> 01:07:36,866 - Let kenard cut your hair. - Hold on, hold on. 1154 01:07:36,971 --> 01:07:38,962 Wait a minute. No. 1155 01:07:39,074 --> 01:07:42,237 Get on over there, get-low. Sit right on down, so-low. 1156 01:07:42,343 --> 01:07:44,334 Nice to meet you. How you doin'? 1157 01:07:44,446 --> 01:07:47,347 - Wait a minute. - It's okay. It's okay. 1158 01:07:47,449 --> 01:07:49,508 It's okay. It's okay. 1159 01:07:50,085 --> 01:07:54,146 Kenard here is one of our prima Donna barbers. 1160 01:07:54,255 --> 01:07:55,279 Front chair. 1161 01:07:55,390 --> 01:07:59,258 You ain't had your hair cut till... 1162 01:07:59,360 --> 01:08:00,725 - Kenard. - Yeah. 1163 01:08:00,829 --> 01:08:04,765 - Yeah. Let's take a picture. - Thank you, brother. 1164 01:08:07,701 --> 01:08:10,898 Yeah, okay. All right. Enjoy yourself, low-below. 1165 01:08:11,004 --> 01:08:13,302 You just relax, down-low. 1166 01:08:13,407 --> 01:08:15,272 We on TV, man. 1167 01:08:15,375 --> 01:08:19,106 I know. This is must-see TV. It's gonna be good. 1168 01:08:20,347 --> 01:08:22,815 This is why I love this community, 1169 01:08:22,916 --> 01:08:26,579 'cause there's a historical context for every action that takes place here. 1170 01:08:26,687 --> 01:08:28,678 I plan to die here. 1171 01:08:28,789 --> 01:08:31,485 We're running short on time. If we could speed this up? 1172 01:08:31,592 --> 01:08:34,083 You can't rush the best, Jimmy. 1173 01:08:34,194 --> 01:08:37,095 - He ain't the best. - He ain't ask you, man. 1174 01:08:38,532 --> 01:08:41,365 Well, who's the best, then, youngblood? 1175 01:08:42,503 --> 01:08:46,234 - You the best? - No doubt. Isaac Rosenberg. 1176 01:08:46,340 --> 01:08:49,070 The best barber in the state of Illinois. 1177 01:08:49,176 --> 01:08:51,269 The best barber on this rock we call earth. 1178 01:08:51,378 --> 01:08:52,868 Come on down to Cal's. 1179 01:08:52,980 --> 01:08:54,709 Our rainbow coalition right here. 1180 01:08:54,815 --> 01:08:57,908 Yeah, this is integration right here. 1181 01:08:58,017 --> 01:08:59,416 What's up, ma? Richie? 1182 01:08:59,519 --> 01:09:01,578 You're feelin' yourself way too much. 1183 01:09:01,687 --> 01:09:03,348 Don't sweat the technique. 1184 01:09:03,456 --> 01:09:06,050 What technique? You cut like a bitch. 1185 01:09:06,159 --> 01:09:08,286 Carvin' I's in the back of people's head? 1186 01:09:08,394 --> 01:09:10,794 - Your skills is limited. - My skills are limited? 1187 01:09:10,897 --> 01:09:13,229 - Where your skills at? - This ain't the time. 1188 01:09:13,332 --> 01:09:16,460 Ain't in cuttin' hair. Must be slobbin' Terri in the locker room. 1189 01:09:18,004 --> 01:09:19,164 What? No. 1190 01:09:21,407 --> 01:09:25,070 You ain't supposed to air our dirty laundry like that. We on TV. 1191 01:09:25,178 --> 01:09:27,544 - What is he talking about? - Dinka, it wasn't like that. 1192 01:09:27,647 --> 01:09:29,740 Of populist politics. 1193 01:09:29,849 --> 01:09:32,784 - Thug love! Thug love! - It was not like that. 1194 01:09:32,885 --> 01:09:35,285 Everybody's hatin' on me. 'Cause I'm competent? 1195 01:09:35,388 --> 01:09:37,720 - You don't make this shop. - I have lately. 1196 01:09:37,823 --> 01:09:41,759 I will confront all of those forces that are trying to change, 1197 01:09:41,861 --> 01:09:43,920 that are trying to make things happen. 1198 01:09:44,030 --> 01:09:46,725 They don't treat barbers like this at nappy cutz. 1199 01:09:46,831 --> 01:09:48,765 Why don't you go find out? 1200 01:09:48,867 --> 01:09:51,563 You on that bullshit. Go find out. 1201 01:09:51,670 --> 01:09:54,764 We don't need you around here if you don't wanna be here. 1202 01:09:54,873 --> 01:09:56,465 Fine, man. 1203 01:09:57,576 --> 01:09:59,771 All right. Get out of the chair, man. 1204 01:09:59,878 --> 01:10:00,810 No, you stay here. 1205 01:10:02,230 --> 01:10:06,166 In November, I plan to establish this barbershop as my headquarters. 1206 01:10:06,268 --> 01:10:09,328 At Calvin's barbershop, we're gonna make this institution 1207 01:10:09,437 --> 01:10:13,032 one of the leading institutions, like a torpedo moving towards the future. 1208 01:10:13,141 --> 01:10:14,768 Yes, indeed. All right. 1209 01:10:14,876 --> 01:10:17,310 Kenard, just a little off the top. 1210 01:10:17,412 --> 01:10:20,074 I really think it's time for us to move along. 1211 01:10:20,182 --> 01:10:22,673 Come on, Jimmy, just two seconds. 1212 01:10:29,191 --> 01:10:31,989 My bad, brother. I skipped you. 1213 01:10:32,093 --> 01:10:34,391 Why don't you just let me fade you up? 1214 01:10:34,496 --> 01:10:36,588 - How about a nice quo vadis? - What'd you do to my head? 1215 01:10:38,315 --> 01:10:39,976 - Don't even look at that. - Is that my head? 1216 01:10:40,083 --> 01:10:43,985 I'm gonna kill you! I'm gonna kill you! 1217 01:10:44,087 --> 01:10:45,714 You a grown man! 1218 01:10:45,822 --> 01:10:48,586 You don't do that to kenard! 1219 01:10:48,691 --> 01:10:50,522 Get out of here! 1220 01:10:58,234 --> 01:11:01,101 And far from its roots as a family establishment, 1221 01:11:01,204 --> 01:11:03,365 this was the scene today at 79th and exchange 1222 01:11:03,473 --> 01:11:06,874 at Calvin's barbershop when alderman lalowe brown stopped by 1223 01:11:06,976 --> 01:11:09,206 for a photo opportunity and haircut. 1224 01:11:09,312 --> 01:11:10,870 Or shall I say scalping? 1225 01:11:10,980 --> 01:11:14,575 Needless to say, I doubt very seriously if the alderman 1226 01:11:14,684 --> 01:11:17,551 will be frequenting Calvin's barbershop anytime soon. 1227 01:11:20,290 --> 01:11:21,689 Nice. 1228 01:11:36,972 --> 01:11:39,304 - Who is it? - It's Rick. 1229 01:11:39,408 --> 01:11:40,841 What do you want? 1230 01:11:40,943 --> 01:11:43,241 I wanna talk to you. I feel bad. 1231 01:11:43,345 --> 01:11:44,778 Good. I'm busy. 1232 01:11:44,880 --> 01:11:47,075 Open the door. We gotta talk about this. 1233 01:11:47,182 --> 01:11:50,549 - There's nothing to discuss. - Dinka, I messed up. 1234 01:11:51,620 --> 01:11:55,386 What happened between me and Terri was foul. 1235 01:11:55,491 --> 01:11:58,722 It should have never happened. I didn't mean to hurt you. 1236 01:12:00,796 --> 01:12:02,127 I'm sorry. 1237 01:12:04,615 --> 01:12:06,583 Apology accepted. 1238 01:12:06,684 --> 01:12:09,209 Can we discuss this tomorrow? 1239 01:12:09,821 --> 01:12:12,051 You remember shawna, right? 1240 01:12:13,057 --> 01:12:14,217 Hi. 1241 01:12:15,258 --> 01:12:16,384 What's up, shawna? 1242 01:12:18,562 --> 01:12:20,120 Handle that. 1243 01:12:20,664 --> 01:12:22,131 I'll get at you tomorrow. 1244 01:12:22,232 --> 01:12:24,029 Maybe the day after. 1245 01:13:17,468 --> 01:13:19,527 You should see her when I'm drinkin'. 1246 01:13:21,539 --> 01:13:23,370 'Cause I know her. 1247 01:13:25,677 --> 01:13:27,838 Exactly right, exactly right. 1248 01:13:32,684 --> 01:13:34,379 What are you doing here? 1249 01:13:34,485 --> 01:13:36,783 The question is, what you doin' here? 1250 01:13:36,888 --> 01:13:39,448 Look a little shady to me. 1251 01:13:40,091 --> 01:13:41,854 You come up to my shop today 1252 01:13:41,960 --> 01:13:44,121 and got the nerve to be huddled up with this shark. 1253 01:13:44,229 --> 01:13:48,222 Don't come in here accusing me of some malicious and egregious act 1254 01:13:48,333 --> 01:13:50,494 when what you should be doin' is apologizing 1255 01:13:50,602 --> 01:13:53,196 for making me look like a goddamn fool today. 1256 01:13:53,304 --> 01:13:55,863 - That's what you should be doing. - Lalowe. 1257 01:13:58,942 --> 01:14:00,705 Ease up. It's cool. 1258 01:14:02,045 --> 01:14:04,013 All right there, youngblood. 1259 01:14:05,182 --> 01:14:08,618 Ain't nothin' going on in here, just business. 1260 01:14:09,386 --> 01:14:11,479 - I'll bet. - It's true. 1261 01:14:11,588 --> 01:14:14,580 In fact, the alderman and I were just talking about you. 1262 01:14:14,691 --> 01:14:16,056 Well, about your business. 1263 01:14:16,693 --> 01:14:19,890 I undervalued the importance of your shop to this community. 1264 01:14:19,997 --> 01:14:21,658 That's my bad. 1265 01:14:22,399 --> 01:14:24,594 It'd be a shame to see it all go away for naught. 1266 01:14:24,701 --> 01:14:27,795 Man, I'm from the South side. 1267 01:14:27,904 --> 01:14:28,893 - Don't try to hustle me. - No hustle. 1268 01:14:30,257 --> 01:14:32,851 A hustle implies one side wins, the other side loses. 1269 01:14:32,959 --> 01:14:34,950 I'm proposing a win-win. 1270 01:14:35,061 --> 01:14:38,224 I'm proposing that nappy cutz never sees the light of day. 1271 01:14:39,766 --> 01:14:43,030 - Is that right? - I'll turn it into a nightclub. 1272 01:14:43,135 --> 01:14:45,535 Your barbershop will continue to thrive 1273 01:14:45,638 --> 01:14:49,540 without any interference from me or from anyone else. 1274 01:14:49,642 --> 01:14:51,735 And this miracle happens if I do what? 1275 01:14:51,844 --> 01:14:54,074 Not tell people what I saw here tonight? 1276 01:14:56,348 --> 01:14:58,043 What'd you see tonight? 1277 01:14:58,717 --> 01:15:02,517 What'd you see in here tonight, Calvin? Nothing. 1278 01:15:02,621 --> 01:15:04,111 Nothing. 1279 01:15:05,891 --> 01:15:07,085 Have a seat. 1280 01:15:10,496 --> 01:15:12,054 No, I'd rather stand. 1281 01:15:12,765 --> 01:15:14,733 All you have to do is talk. 1282 01:15:16,101 --> 01:15:18,592 The city council meeting is tomorrow. 1283 01:15:18,704 --> 01:15:22,868 We need those other business owners on your block to sell. 1284 01:15:22,975 --> 01:15:24,840 If you were to express to them 1285 01:15:24,943 --> 01:15:27,969 and to the governing board that you believe in quality land's proposal, 1286 01:15:28,080 --> 01:15:31,277 your voice could be the determining factor. 1287 01:15:31,817 --> 01:15:33,477 At least, I think so. 1288 01:15:38,756 --> 01:15:42,658 This could be a shitload of money for the whole district. 1289 01:15:42,760 --> 01:15:45,354 Not to mention, it could be a nice little windfall for Calvin. 1290 01:15:46,798 --> 01:15:47,730 A $200,000 windfall. 1291 01:15:51,718 --> 01:15:54,585 Now, that's a nice piece of pocket change. 1292 01:15:54,688 --> 01:15:59,284 You could take your wife on down to Jamaica. 1293 01:15:59,393 --> 01:16:01,953 The real one, not that one in queens. 1294 01:16:02,062 --> 01:16:04,826 It'd be a nice kick-start to your kid's college fund. 1295 01:16:04,932 --> 01:16:07,025 You have a son, don't you? 1296 01:16:08,101 --> 01:16:09,966 Yeah, I got a son. 1297 01:16:13,073 --> 01:16:15,371 All you gotta do is talk. 1298 01:16:17,945 --> 01:16:19,537 $200,000. 1299 01:16:20,514 --> 01:16:23,607 I'm not asking you for a whole lot, just to... 1300 01:16:23,716 --> 01:16:25,513 Come on down and... 1301 01:16:28,187 --> 01:16:29,711 just talk. 1302 01:16:29,822 --> 01:16:32,256 Just talk. 1303 01:16:41,500 --> 01:16:42,728 All right. 1304 01:16:44,470 --> 01:16:46,028 See you tomorrow. 1305 01:16:51,911 --> 01:16:53,401 Win-win. 1306 01:17:18,653 --> 01:17:19,585 You stalking me? 1307 01:17:19,688 --> 01:17:22,054 - Just wanna talk. - Ain't nothin' to say. 1308 01:17:26,795 --> 01:17:28,660 Let me drive you to work. 1309 01:17:28,763 --> 01:17:32,096 How am I gonna look rollin' up in your freak-mobile? 1310 01:17:32,200 --> 01:17:35,829 Terri, we work together. We need to have a conversation. 1311 01:17:36,538 --> 01:17:38,062 Listen to what I got to say. 1312 01:17:38,173 --> 01:17:41,472 After that, you ain't got to speak to me ever again. 1313 01:17:44,045 --> 01:17:46,570 I'll drop you off around the corner. 1314 01:17:47,882 --> 01:17:49,406 Get in the car. 1315 01:17:50,719 --> 01:17:52,152 Please. 1316 01:17:57,092 --> 01:17:59,526 Terri, I really ain't been myself lately. 1317 01:17:59,628 --> 01:18:03,996 Ricky, before you even say anything, I need you to know 1318 01:18:04,098 --> 01:18:06,532 that thug-gangta-player bullshit is over for me. 1319 01:18:06,634 --> 01:18:07,225 I'm done with that in my life. 1320 01:18:09,035 --> 01:18:11,663 But you don't even know me, what I'm about. 1321 01:18:11,771 --> 01:18:13,329 I see you every day... 1322 01:18:13,439 --> 01:18:15,873 Late, sleepin' in the locker room, 1323 01:18:15,975 --> 01:18:17,374 runnin' ho's day and night. 1324 01:18:17,477 --> 01:18:19,741 How is that not knowing you? 1325 01:18:20,646 --> 01:18:21,613 Boy! 1326 01:18:23,082 --> 01:18:23,912 I'm just gettin' my backpack. Relax. 1327 01:18:28,086 --> 01:18:30,111 What is this, a warrant? 1328 01:18:46,071 --> 01:18:47,538 Why didn't you say anything? 1329 01:18:47,639 --> 01:18:50,630 I couldn't tell nobody I was studying for the fuckin' ged. 1330 01:18:50,741 --> 01:18:51,935 It's embarrassing. 1331 01:18:52,810 --> 01:18:54,107 But you passed. 1332 01:18:55,613 --> 01:18:56,580 Yeah. 1333 01:18:58,649 --> 01:19:02,210 Yeah, but honestly, though, now that I got it, 1334 01:19:02,320 --> 01:19:04,811 I don't even know what it means. 1335 01:19:04,922 --> 01:19:07,083 It means you give a damn about your life. 1336 01:19:08,859 --> 01:19:10,121 You should be proud. 1337 01:19:12,163 --> 01:19:14,097 I'm proud of you. 1338 01:19:15,900 --> 01:19:18,562 Don't start paying me compliments and stuff, 1339 01:19:18,669 --> 01:19:20,637 'cause then I gotta give one back to you. 1340 01:19:21,372 --> 01:19:25,399 We'd be all over each other again, and don't nobody want that. 1341 01:19:25,509 --> 01:19:26,635 I don't want it. 1342 01:19:34,885 --> 01:19:36,477 For the record... 1343 01:19:38,856 --> 01:19:42,951 I kind of liked the old Terri before all the changes. 1344 01:19:43,059 --> 01:19:45,584 Loud and angry all the time? 1345 01:19:45,695 --> 01:19:46,821 Real. 1346 01:19:47,964 --> 01:19:50,194 All the time. 1347 01:20:07,817 --> 01:20:09,648 Man, I hope you hittin' that! 1348 01:20:11,221 --> 01:20:13,655 Miss Emma, is somethin' wrong? 1349 01:20:13,757 --> 01:20:17,454 Nothing a little prayer can't handle, or my pistol. 1350 01:20:17,560 --> 01:20:18,857 What's the matter? 1351 01:20:18,962 --> 01:20:22,921 They wanna make this funky little place into a co-op. 1352 01:20:23,033 --> 01:20:24,398 What? 1353 01:20:25,001 --> 01:20:27,936 I can't afford that down payment. I'm gonna have to move. 1354 01:20:28,038 --> 01:20:30,301 Don't you own this place? 1355 01:20:30,406 --> 01:20:32,499 Just because I don't own it don't mean it's not mine. 1356 01:20:38,797 --> 01:20:40,856 You've been livin' here, like, what? 1357 01:20:40,966 --> 01:20:45,096 A long time, long enough to wipe your nasty little butt. 1358 01:20:45,203 --> 01:20:47,763 And a whole lot of others, too. 1359 01:20:47,872 --> 01:20:48,634 But it's been worth it, though. 1360 01:20:51,159 --> 01:20:53,354 We can't lose you, miss Emma. 1361 01:20:53,462 --> 01:20:57,091 It's about time for me to retire anyway. 1362 01:20:57,199 --> 01:21:00,396 My brother has a nice place out in Arizona. 1363 01:21:00,502 --> 01:21:01,901 You ever been to Arizona? 1364 01:21:02,004 --> 01:21:06,236 Hot as hell, but I got some nice hats. 1365 01:21:07,242 --> 01:21:09,369 How can you leave Chicago? 1366 01:21:09,478 --> 01:21:11,207 On the bus. 1367 01:21:11,313 --> 01:21:13,611 Same way I got here. 1368 01:21:24,925 --> 01:21:26,756 Good morning there, youngblood. 1369 01:21:26,861 --> 01:21:29,921 You up early. They fumigating your crib again? 1370 01:21:30,031 --> 01:21:33,831 I thought it'd be a good day to walk and see the trees and dew. 1371 01:21:33,934 --> 01:21:35,367 Yeah, they fumigating. 1372 01:21:35,469 --> 01:21:39,337 I had a cockroach in my house so big, I thought it was Shaq. 1373 01:21:41,709 --> 01:21:42,937 You're crazy. 1374 01:21:44,779 --> 01:21:46,337 - Let me ask you something. - What? 1375 01:21:48,165 --> 01:21:50,292 You done worked and lived around here for what, 34, 35 years? 1376 01:21:50,400 --> 01:21:54,166 Yeah, I guess 30 and some change. 1377 01:21:54,271 --> 01:21:56,034 I ain't tryin' to clown, but... 1378 01:21:56,139 --> 01:22:01,338 I hope not. You know I got jokes. Don't you start nothin'. 1379 01:22:01,444 --> 01:22:04,004 Let me ask you... Is this the life you wanted? 1380 01:22:05,248 --> 01:22:07,307 Or did you ever think you could do better? 1381 01:22:08,384 --> 01:22:12,343 What the hell keeps you comin' back here every day? 1382 01:22:12,454 --> 01:22:16,220 Well, Calvin, you know, if I was a bettin' man, 1383 01:22:16,325 --> 01:22:19,692 I'd say the reason I come back in day in and day out 1384 01:22:19,795 --> 01:22:22,889 is the free chair. 1385 01:22:25,701 --> 01:22:26,861 Get real. 1386 01:22:31,073 --> 01:22:32,973 Hold it! Get off him, pig! 1387 01:22:33,075 --> 01:22:36,738 Some very sad news for all of you, 1388 01:22:36,845 --> 01:22:40,906 and that is that Martin Luther King was shot and was killed tonight 1389 01:22:41,016 --> 01:22:42,881 in Memphis, Tennessee. 1390 01:22:42,985 --> 01:22:45,977 In this difficult day, 1391 01:22:46,088 --> 01:22:48,352 in this difficult time for the United States, 1392 01:22:48,457 --> 01:22:51,949 it's perhaps well to ask what kind of a nation we are... 1393 01:22:52,061 --> 01:22:53,756 This ain't right. 1394 01:22:54,430 --> 01:22:57,399 We should be honoring the man's memory, we shouldn't be doing this. 1395 01:22:57,499 --> 01:23:00,058 Yeah. Yeah, you're right. 1396 01:23:01,869 --> 01:23:05,896 I'm gonna get on out of here. I need to go check on Loretta. 1397 01:23:06,541 --> 01:23:08,736 She's talking about moving back to Georgia. 1398 01:23:08,843 --> 01:23:12,745 I would only say that I can also feel in my own heart 1399 01:23:12,847 --> 01:23:15,008 the same kind of feeling. 1400 01:23:15,116 --> 01:23:17,482 I had a member of my family killed. 1401 01:23:18,720 --> 01:23:20,711 But he was killed by a white man. 1402 01:23:20,822 --> 01:23:23,723 What we need in the United States... 1403 01:23:27,628 --> 01:23:29,562 You be safe out there. 1404 01:23:29,664 --> 01:23:32,599 Yeah, I will, man. Don't worry about me. 1405 01:23:32,700 --> 01:23:35,032 I'll probably stop by Montgomery ward's, 1406 01:23:35,136 --> 01:23:37,502 pick up a TV, washer and dryer, lamps. 1407 01:23:37,605 --> 01:23:38,902 You need anything? 1408 01:23:42,677 --> 01:23:45,077 - Move, Eddie! - No! 1409 01:23:45,179 --> 01:23:47,271 - Eddie, get out of there! - No! 1410 01:23:47,848 --> 01:23:48,815 No! 1411 01:24:01,995 --> 01:24:03,986 I'll stay a little while longer, man. 1412 01:24:10,003 --> 01:24:12,699 Yeah, so after all that quieted down, 1413 01:24:12,806 --> 01:24:16,139 your daddy told me I ain't never have to pay for my chair again. 1414 01:24:16,943 --> 01:24:19,605 That's the kind of man your father was. 1415 01:24:19,713 --> 01:24:21,738 He was a man's man. 1416 01:24:21,848 --> 01:24:24,043 He used to always call me a hero. 1417 01:24:25,085 --> 01:24:28,577 The funny thing is I never saw it that way. 1418 01:24:28,688 --> 01:24:31,851 I didn't save the shop, Calvin. The shop saved me. 1419 01:24:31,958 --> 01:24:34,426 A lot like it did for Ricky. 1420 01:24:34,528 --> 01:24:37,291 I ain't have no life before this. 1421 01:24:38,664 --> 01:24:41,462 As far as I'm concerned, my life began 1422 01:24:41,567 --> 01:24:45,298 on July 4, 1967, when I came through that back door 1423 01:24:45,404 --> 01:24:47,497 and your father gave my black ass a break. 1424 01:24:47,606 --> 01:24:51,303 So I'd be sad if somethin' was to ever happen to this place. 1425 01:24:52,978 --> 01:24:53,672 But I'd be all right, though. 1426 01:24:55,097 --> 01:24:57,429 Oh, yeah, Eddie be fine. 1427 01:24:59,001 --> 01:25:00,229 Hey, what's up, y'all? 1428 01:25:00,336 --> 01:25:03,032 Calvin, can I have a word with you for a second? 1429 01:25:03,139 --> 01:25:04,333 What you want, man? 1430 01:25:04,440 --> 01:25:07,500 Well, I know these are tough times for you, cuz. 1431 01:25:07,610 --> 01:25:12,377 It's times like these when men must rise up and make the right choice. 1432 01:25:12,481 --> 01:25:15,348 - Is that right? - Yeah. It's about the truth. 1433 01:25:15,451 --> 01:25:18,147 Each and every one of us has our own truth, 1434 01:25:18,254 --> 01:25:22,554 a truth that we must live with for the rest of our lives. 1435 01:25:23,392 --> 01:25:24,825 Is there a point to this? 1436 01:25:24,927 --> 01:25:26,791 My truth is across the street. 1437 01:25:26,895 --> 01:25:30,592 I appreciate the job, cuz. I'll always love you for it. 1438 01:25:30,698 --> 01:25:31,960 But I gotta bounce. 1439 01:25:32,067 --> 01:25:35,662 Y'all goin' broke around this mug. Boy, I swear. 1440 01:25:38,807 --> 01:25:40,001 All right, all right. 1441 01:25:40,108 --> 01:25:43,100 And if anybody wanna come over anytime and hoop it up, 1442 01:25:43,211 --> 01:25:45,441 ring a player, you know? 1443 01:25:50,401 --> 01:25:51,868 All this silence got my gut grumblin'. 1444 01:25:51,969 --> 01:25:54,130 I'm gonna run down to Berry's, get me a pastrami and fries. 1445 01:25:54,238 --> 01:25:58,572 Eddie, a man at your age should be watching what he eats. 1446 01:25:58,675 --> 01:26:01,439 If you don't knock the fork out of my hand, 1447 01:26:01,545 --> 01:26:03,911 I won't knock the spear out of yours, okay, Somalia? 1448 01:26:04,014 --> 01:26:08,451 Eddie, get me that chicken tamale and strawberry shake special. 1449 01:26:08,552 --> 01:26:10,884 Get old checkers a ham and cheese on some honky bread, 1450 01:26:10,988 --> 01:26:12,922 mustard, hold the Mayo. 1451 01:26:13,023 --> 01:26:15,150 Get me a Mountain dew and chopped salad. 1452 01:26:15,259 --> 01:26:18,250 I'll take some chili fries, onion rings, 1453 01:26:18,361 --> 01:26:20,226 and a pot pie with egg on it. 1454 01:26:20,329 --> 01:26:24,857 Okay, that's gonna be three orders of "hell, no" 1455 01:26:24,967 --> 01:26:27,094 and two sides of "ask your mama" 1456 01:26:27,203 --> 01:26:31,003 and a large cup of "negro, please." 1457 01:26:31,107 --> 01:26:32,472 Grumpy old man. 1458 01:26:34,610 --> 01:26:36,373 Hey, big c, where you headed? 1459 01:26:36,479 --> 01:26:39,312 Nowhere. Just got a little business to handle. 1460 01:26:39,415 --> 01:26:40,643 I'll be back. 1461 01:27:10,495 --> 01:27:12,190 And when they build all this stuff, 1462 01:27:12,297 --> 01:27:14,231 they make it totally unaffordable 1463 01:27:14,332 --> 01:27:17,028 for the people who live here to stay here. 1464 01:27:19,154 --> 01:27:21,349 Now, we're South side people with South side money, 1465 01:27:21,456 --> 01:27:22,684 and that ain't much. 1466 01:27:22,790 --> 01:27:27,955 So I'm against the proposed quality land development project 1467 01:27:28,062 --> 01:27:31,190 on 79th and exchange. 1468 01:27:35,169 --> 01:27:36,295 You tell it, sister! 1469 01:27:36,404 --> 01:27:38,804 That's right! Very good! 1470 01:27:38,907 --> 01:27:40,101 That's right! 1471 01:27:40,208 --> 01:27:42,108 Quiet. Okay. 1472 01:27:43,011 --> 01:27:45,673 Before we adjourn and make our decision, 1473 01:27:45,780 --> 01:27:50,683 is there anyone else who'd like to be heard on this matter? 1474 01:27:53,454 --> 01:27:55,080 Let's get this thing over with. 1475 01:27:56,323 --> 01:27:58,188 I'd like to say somethin'. 1476 01:28:00,294 --> 01:28:01,352 Sir. 1477 01:28:11,705 --> 01:28:14,230 - What's he gonna say? - Shut up. Shut up. 1478 01:28:19,579 --> 01:28:21,046 A little nervous. 1479 01:28:23,884 --> 01:28:27,115 I haven't felt like this since I met my wife's pops. 1480 01:28:33,727 --> 01:28:35,752 My name is Calvin Palmer. 1481 01:28:35,862 --> 01:28:39,025 I own Calvin's barbershop over on 79th. 1482 01:28:39,132 --> 01:28:41,862 Been there since 1958. 1483 01:28:42,703 --> 01:28:47,401 And all I'd like to say is that all change isn't bad. 1484 01:28:47,506 --> 01:28:49,303 Who can argue with progress? 1485 01:28:50,176 --> 01:28:53,009 Better schools, cleaner streets... 1486 01:28:53,112 --> 01:28:55,842 Something we need on the South side. 1487 01:28:55,948 --> 01:28:58,280 And I want the best for my son 1488 01:28:58,384 --> 01:29:01,785 just like my parents wanted the best for me. 1489 01:29:01,887 --> 01:29:04,412 So some change on 79th 1490 01:29:04,523 --> 01:29:07,253 is well-needed and well-deserved. 1491 01:29:07,360 --> 01:29:08,418 Oh, yeah. 1492 01:29:10,363 --> 01:29:13,730 Also, I'm happy that people outside our community 1493 01:29:13,833 --> 01:29:18,031 are starting to find the value in our neighborhoods. 1494 01:29:18,137 --> 01:29:20,128 But... 1495 01:29:20,239 --> 01:29:23,868 If that means selling our soul just to make a quick buck, 1496 01:29:23,976 --> 01:29:26,103 I ain't with that shit. 1497 01:29:31,050 --> 01:29:32,449 It's not worth it. 1498 01:29:33,019 --> 01:29:36,419 That's why I'm not sellin' out... 1499 01:29:39,257 --> 01:29:41,248 like some people I know. 1500 01:29:49,184 --> 01:29:51,516 Sir, do you know why Jesus wept? 1501 01:29:54,890 --> 01:29:56,824 No. No, I don't. 1502 01:29:56,925 --> 01:30:01,862 Well, when Lazarus died, 1503 01:30:01,964 --> 01:30:05,923 Martha and Mary, they cried over his body. 1504 01:30:06,035 --> 01:30:08,060 When Jesus sawtheir pain, 1505 01:30:08,170 --> 01:30:10,229 he couldn't help but cry, too. 1506 01:30:11,373 --> 01:30:13,034 So that's why Jesus wept. 1507 01:30:15,144 --> 01:30:18,773 That's how I feel when I look at people like Hank tolliver 1508 01:30:18,881 --> 01:30:21,281 and gertrude rose 1509 01:30:21,383 --> 01:30:24,545 and miss Emma bein' driven out... 1510 01:30:25,853 --> 01:30:29,983 'cause they don't fit the plan of the new developers. 1511 01:30:30,858 --> 01:30:35,056 We gotta realize that people make this community, 1512 01:30:35,163 --> 01:30:38,360 not $5 coffees and $20 mugs. 1513 01:30:38,466 --> 01:30:39,956 It's the people. 1514 01:30:40,068 --> 01:30:44,266 And once you lose the people, you lose the neighborhood. 1515 01:30:44,372 --> 01:30:46,897 So if I had to say, I would deny 1516 01:30:47,008 --> 01:30:51,945 quality land development's proposal to tear up 79th 1517 01:30:52,046 --> 01:30:54,105 because it just ain't worth it. 1518 01:30:55,016 --> 01:30:56,574 Thank you. 1519 01:30:57,285 --> 01:31:00,254 That's my friend! That's my friend! 1520 01:31:10,097 --> 01:31:14,396 Thank you. Thank you, Mr. Palmer. 1521 01:31:15,569 --> 01:31:18,003 We'll take a brief recess and we'll come back with our decision. 1522 01:31:26,445 --> 01:31:28,913 You're through. You know that, don't you? 1523 01:31:38,090 --> 01:31:40,752 - That was beautiful, man. - Thanks. 1524 01:31:40,860 --> 01:31:43,886 - How much they offer you? - Not enough. 1525 01:31:52,705 --> 01:31:55,538 We have reached a unanimous decision. 1526 01:31:57,743 --> 01:32:01,144 The proposal from quality land development 1527 01:32:01,247 --> 01:32:03,077 has been approved. 1528 01:32:03,648 --> 01:32:05,411 This meeting is over. 1529 01:32:09,554 --> 01:32:10,953 What have you done? 1530 01:32:11,056 --> 01:32:13,957 That's what I'm talkin' about. Money, money, money! 1531 01:32:14,059 --> 01:32:16,789 What in the world you people thinkin' about? 1532 01:33:44,130 --> 01:33:45,654 Well, I'll be. 1533 01:33:50,603 --> 01:33:52,366 How you gonna leave town without givin' my ring back? 1534 01:33:53,789 --> 01:33:55,757 I've been lookin' for your ass for 35 years. 1535 01:33:55,858 --> 01:33:58,452 And I've been carrying that cheap-ass thing with me 1536 01:33:58,561 --> 01:34:00,552 'cause I knew that's all you wanted. 1537 01:34:00,663 --> 01:34:04,463 Cheap? You saddity ho, give me my shit. 1538 01:34:04,567 --> 01:34:06,194 - You ain't changed. - You ain't, either. 1539 01:34:09,438 --> 01:34:11,463 Piece of shit, my ass. 1540 01:34:18,781 --> 01:34:20,976 - Come here, girl. - No, you come here. 1541 01:34:21,083 --> 01:34:22,983 - You come here. - No, you come here. 1542 01:34:23,085 --> 01:34:25,519 - Get your butt over here. - No, you come here. 1543 01:34:25,621 --> 01:34:27,953 Look at you. Lord have mercy. 1544 01:34:28,057 --> 01:34:29,524 You look good. 1545 01:34:33,027 --> 01:34:35,086 You look pretty, too. 1546 01:34:35,764 --> 01:34:39,393 - Don't make me chase your ass again. - I like when you chase me. 1547 01:34:39,501 --> 01:34:42,299 I been 35 years chasin' after you. 1548 01:34:43,772 --> 01:34:46,935 You still got that mattress on the floor? 1549 01:34:48,710 --> 01:34:50,439 What you thinkin'? 1550 01:34:50,545 --> 01:34:54,379 We might be able to get down there. I don't know if we gonna get up. 1551 01:34:55,517 --> 01:34:57,542 Nothin' to worry about. They ain't even real Chicago barbers. 1552 01:34:59,270 --> 01:35:00,965 - Mornin', fellas. - Mornin', young fellow. 1553 01:35:01,071 --> 01:35:03,904 - You finally got a day off? - I quit. 1554 01:35:04,008 --> 01:35:05,908 - They fired you? - No, no. 1555 01:35:06,010 --> 01:35:07,568 You know you got fired. 1556 01:35:07,678 --> 01:35:10,146 Look at you... Your shirt's still smokin'. 1557 01:35:10,247 --> 01:35:13,307 No, I quit on principle. Politics ain't my thing. 1558 01:35:13,417 --> 01:35:16,944 What's going on here? Look at you. 1559 01:35:17,054 --> 01:35:18,954 Well, lookit here. If it ain't Bobby and Whitney. 1560 01:35:20,372 --> 01:35:22,806 Don't try the opposite-direction thing. 1561 01:35:22,908 --> 01:35:24,398 Richard and I are just friends. 1562 01:35:24,510 --> 01:35:25,977 "Richard." 1563 01:35:26,078 --> 01:35:28,308 It's "Richard" at work and "big daddy" in the bedroom. 1564 01:35:28,414 --> 01:35:31,906 Listen, little man, I got a daddy. I don't need another one. 1565 01:35:32,017 --> 01:35:34,144 So keep your mouth shut before I punch you in it. 1566 01:35:34,253 --> 01:35:36,585 She's back. 1567 01:35:36,689 --> 01:35:38,554 - What you doin' here? - He got fired. 1568 01:35:38,657 --> 01:35:40,022 I did not get fired. 1569 01:35:41,927 --> 01:35:43,053 All right, fellas, how you doin'? 1570 01:35:44,781 --> 01:35:45,805 Clown. 1571 01:35:48,918 --> 01:35:50,476 Clown! 1572 01:35:50,586 --> 01:35:53,680 Well, Jimmy, first chair is open. 1573 01:35:54,323 --> 01:35:57,986 Your old chair is open. Quiet as it's kept. 1574 01:35:58,094 --> 01:36:00,085 I don't know how long we gonna be open. 1575 01:36:00,196 --> 01:36:02,357 We gonna find out today. 1576 01:36:13,808 --> 01:36:16,606 - Hey, Calvin. - Good morning. 1577 01:36:29,958 --> 01:36:31,186 All right! 1578 01:36:32,727 --> 01:36:35,059 My chair open. Come on. 1579 01:36:38,900 --> 01:36:40,060 Snap. 1580 01:36:40,168 --> 01:36:42,898 What the hell he do? 1581 01:36:43,004 --> 01:36:44,835 Well, I'll be da... 1582 01:36:45,507 --> 01:36:48,476 Hold on. Where the hell is my uterus? 1583 01:36:48,577 --> 01:36:51,011 In the dumpster with the rest of that mess. 1584 01:36:51,112 --> 01:36:53,080 If we goin' out, we goin' out like us. 1585 01:36:53,181 --> 01:36:54,307 That's right. 1586 01:36:55,650 --> 01:36:57,914 - We back, big c? - Yup. 1587 01:36:58,019 --> 01:37:00,077 - What you doin' here? - He got fired. 1588 01:37:00,187 --> 01:37:02,348 - Whatever. - You quit? 1589 01:37:03,524 --> 01:37:05,082 I ain't a politician. 1590 01:37:06,427 --> 01:37:09,328 - Don't tell me you quit. - What was I supposed to do? 1591 01:37:09,430 --> 01:37:12,058 Is lalowe brown the only politician in Chicago? 1592 01:37:20,641 --> 01:37:22,836 Listen, Cal... 1593 01:37:22,943 --> 01:37:25,605 Don't even worry about it. Don't worry about it. 1594 01:37:26,313 --> 01:37:27,803 Good to have you back. 1595 01:37:28,682 --> 01:37:29,842 Good to be back. 1596 01:37:29,950 --> 01:37:32,748 Archie bunker and George Jefferson back together again. 1597 01:37:34,755 --> 01:37:37,451 - Respect, man. - All right, respect. 1598 01:37:43,330 --> 01:37:45,628 Yo, what's up? 1599 01:38:41,887 --> 01:38:44,856 - What's happenin', y'all? - What's goin' on? 1600 01:38:44,956 --> 01:38:46,480 Can somebody tighten me up? 1601 01:38:46,591 --> 01:38:48,786 Come on over here, Wakefield. Sit down. 1602 01:38:48,894 --> 01:38:50,293 Serve you right. 1603 01:38:50,395 --> 01:38:52,260 What's up, Cal? 1604 01:38:52,364 --> 01:38:54,298 What's up, y'all? Quick lineup? 1605 01:38:54,399 --> 01:38:55,366 What's happenin'? 1606 01:38:55,467 --> 01:38:56,832 I got you, playboy. 1607 01:38:56,935 --> 01:39:00,530 Calvin, I like what you said yesterday. 1608 01:39:00,639 --> 01:39:02,129 What's up, man? 1609 01:39:03,141 --> 01:39:04,802 Dinka, can you hook me up? 1610 01:39:04,910 --> 01:39:07,344 Yes, sir. No problem. 1611 01:39:07,446 --> 01:39:09,038 Leave my customers alone. 1612 01:39:09,147 --> 01:39:10,739 That's Rick's. 1613 01:39:14,219 --> 01:39:16,687 Hey, Rick, I'm next with you. 1614 01:39:16,788 --> 01:39:18,779 All right. Whatever you want here. 1615 01:39:18,890 --> 01:39:21,484 It looks to me like the village has spoken. 1616 01:39:22,094 --> 01:39:25,586 It's okay. Just a minor setback. 1617 01:39:26,565 --> 01:39:27,861 Minor. 1618 01:39:27,965 --> 01:39:29,592 We can get through this. 1619 01:39:33,170 --> 01:39:34,364 "We"? 1620 01:39:36,073 --> 01:39:39,839 Young man, you're on your own. 1621 01:39:41,378 --> 01:39:42,868 Remember that. 1622 01:39:48,719 --> 01:39:50,482 Hey, Isaac, play somethin'. 1623 01:39:50,588 --> 01:39:54,217 Anything but r. Kelly. Please. Somethin' wrong with that boy. 1624 01:39:54,325 --> 01:39:57,488 He need some serious help. We ain't listenin' to no r. Kelly. 1625 01:39:57,595 --> 01:40:00,655 Hold, now. Don't start talkin' about r. Kelly. 1626 01:40:00,765 --> 01:40:02,995 I saw the tape. Y'all see the tape? 1627 01:40:03,100 --> 01:40:05,364 - Yeah, I saw the tape. - How that boy gonna say it ain't him? 1628 01:40:05,469 --> 01:40:08,836 You can't believe everything. The media likes to spin stuff. 1629 01:40:08,939 --> 01:40:10,531 - That was him. - You don't know. 1630 01:40:10,641 --> 01:40:13,235 - I think he was set up. - He was set up. 1631 01:40:13,344 --> 01:40:17,211 He set up the camera. That's what he did! 1632 01:40:17,313 --> 01:40:21,113 He had his head so far up that girl's behind, 1633 01:40:21,217 --> 01:40:22,844 you thought it was groundhog day. 1634 01:40:22,952 --> 01:40:26,080 But that ain't him. It ain't just him. 1635 01:40:26,189 --> 01:40:29,056 Michael Jackson... his problem is he got a Ferris wheel. 1636 01:40:29,159 --> 01:40:32,526 How you gonna be a pedophile with a Ferris wheel? 1637 01:40:32,629 --> 01:40:36,588 Kobe Bryant... everybody thought he was Mr. goody two-shoes. 1638 01:40:36,699 --> 01:40:39,327 Come to find out he ain't have on no shoes. 1639 01:40:39,435 --> 01:40:41,460 He didn't have on no socks, either. 1640 01:40:41,571 --> 01:40:43,095 Man, and Luther vandross. 1641 01:40:45,842 --> 01:40:46,809 You done gone too goddamn far. 1642 01:40:48,161 --> 01:40:50,857 Don't talk about Luther vandross, okay? 1643 01:40:50,963 --> 01:40:52,487 Luther's sick, man. 1644 01:40:53,599 --> 01:40:56,159 - I can't talk about Luther vandross? - No! 1645 01:40:56,269 --> 01:40:59,705 Everybody in here sayin' I can't talk about Luther vandross? 1646 01:40:59,805 --> 01:41:01,204 No! 1647 01:41:01,307 --> 01:41:03,366 I can't talk about Luther vandross? 1648 01:41:03,476 --> 01:41:06,342 What you gonna do about it, then? 1649 01:41:06,978 --> 01:41:10,141 Eddie, that's what I'm talkin' about. That's enough! 1650 01:41:10,515 --> 01:41:11,743 That's enough! 126962

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