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Oh! He does it.

I'm, uh, I'm still a little confused,

though, sweetheart, why I had the big day today

and, yet, I'm the one on cake duty.

That doesn't seem to make sense.

Baby, there is just so many answers to that question.

But don't you worry, you're gonna get a big reward

for your triumphant meeting, and it's gonna be

so much sweeter than that cake.

- Oh, really? - Uh-huh.

See, what I'm hearing is that I don't even really need

to make this cake.

Um, no, I don't think that's accurate.

- Really? - You need to make the cake.

It's so much fun watching you.

You suck. You're lucky you're so cute.

It's lucky that it's just you and I eating this

'cause you will kill somebody with that.

Okay. Fair point.

- All right. - All right.

Turn around. Smile for me.

- No, come on. - Oh, you look so cute.

That's gonna be great for my Instagram...

- No! - ...and Twitter

and my Facebook!

No!

No! No, no, no, it's mine.

Give it back or I'm gonna tickle you.

Come on, come on, come on.

Truce, truce, truce.

Truce means I delete the photo.

Truce means that you stop tickling me.

I'll stop tickling you when you delete the photo.

Oh, God. Oh, okay, okay.

- Okay? Okay? - Okay.

All right, let's get focused.

Okay.

- You did the butter. - Yeah.

- You did the milk. - Done.

- You did the eggs. - Yes.

- Flour. - Yes.

Okay, now, we have to do vanilla extract

and do baking soda,

which is totally empty.

- Do we need it? - Yeah, we need it,

unless you want one giant pancake.

Baby, what I really want is to go to a real cake store

that makes real cakes by real bakers

so that we can get down to the more important things.

Oh, but don't you want

that feeling of satisfaction,

of knowing that we made this together?

The thing is, we're not making it together.

I'm making it.

But you know that I hate menial tasks, don't you?

And you're so brave and gallant

going into battle for me in the kitchen.

I am. I'm so brave and I'm so gallant.

Mm-hm!

I'm gonna go be brave

and I'm gonna get you some baking soda,

and you are gonna keep working on the cake.

Yeah, but I have an even better idea.

How about you keep making the cake

and I'll go and get baking soda?

Mm, it's a shitty idea.

Fair enough.

You and me, buddy, you and me.

Let's do it.

That was probably too much.

Screw it.

No, no, no, no, no.

No, no!

No, no. Sarah!

Sarah! Sarah!

- Sir, sir! - No, that's my wife, Sarah!

- Stop, stop, stop, stop! - Sarah!

Oh my God.

Ugh.

Morning, girlie.

Oh, God.

Malcolm's phone, Dee speaking.

Uh, yeah, hi.

Hi, yeah, from the Halloween party, right?

Yeah, well, I'm about to make him very angry,

but how about after that I relay your message?

Okay. Yeah. Yeah, you too.

Bye.

Oh, Jesus.

- Really? - That totally worked.

I was awake.

I know.

Just shake me like a normal person.

Well, that would just be no fun.

Oh, come on.

Come on, today's the day that you rejoin society.

- Come on, doctor's orders. - No, not today. Tomorrow.

Uh, that's like your hundredth tomorrow.

Okay? You're maxed out.

- Come on, come on. - Don't.

Stop it!

Your buddy Jim just called.

He's not my buddy, he's my boss.

Well, it sounds like he cares about you.

Whatever.

Quite a nice friend to hold your job for you.

My dad started that company, it's not a favor.

Okay, it's still a nice gesture.

I don't want his gestures.

Well, want it or not, you're going in today.

Okay?

Also, you're going to dinner with me.

- No. - Mm-hm.

- No. - We have step two to go over.

- No. - Tailor and the Cook, 8:00.

Don't be late!

Capital Investments, this is Jordan,

how may I direct your call?

Yes, just one moment while I transfer you.

Mr. Washington!

- Welcome back! - Thanks, Jordan.

It's good to see you.

Um, Jim is in his office.

I would ring him, but he's on a call.

No, thank you.

Um, it's fine.

It's great to see you, sir.

Thank you.

Capital Investments, this is Jordan.

The next time I see police lights in the driveway,

I'm gonna strangle the little bastard,

or I'm gonna let the police take him in, okay?

I love you, too, baby, hold...

I'll call you back. Malcolm just came in.

You know, kids are really wonderful.

When they start out, they're cute, they're cuddly,

they're great, they're beautiful,

they listen, they do what you say.

Then, at some point in your life,

you're spending most of your time

to get the little buggers out of your house.

You look good.

Oh, God, no.

You look like hot garbage, okay?

- But at least you're here. - Mm.

I don't want to hit you with too much

before you even get your coat off,

but this place is a mess.

We have no fresh capital.

I'm no good at client relations, as you know,

and there's been nobody here to take up the slack

- since you left. - Well, Jim,

I just... I don't think I should be talking

to people right now.

That is really bullshit.

That was the division your father wanted you for

and that's the one I wanted you for.

Listen, I'll be honest with you.

I'm tired.

I'm worn out.

Okay? My kid is a mess.

I haven't seen my wife naked in six months.

Okay, that's more information than I need.

Listen, I called you back in because I need you.

- Okay, shoot. - Okay.

Roger Howard, of Grand National,

has been circling our little firm.

Grand National wants to buy us?

He wants to bring all his accounts here.

At least, he's thinking about it.

This would be colossal, a game changer.

But I need a closer.

I need you.

But it can't be that hard.

He was a friend of Dad's, right?

Yeah, yeah.

Jesus Christ, it's not even 10:00 yet.

Well...

I'm not gonna argue with you.

- Yeah. - Thank you.

So, all we have to do is convince him

that we are the best ones for him and for his business.

Now, Malcolm, this guy, Roger, is as rich as shit.

If this happens, if we bring him in,

all the money we've lost in the recent past

becomes just a nightmare.

I can't keep spending money that we don't have

to keep this place afloat.

We are getting burned every quarter

just on the escrow.

- We are getting killed... - Jim, Jim, settle down.

You're gonna have a stroke.

- I already had one. - Jesus.

- Almost. - You're killing me, man.

Malcolm, I can bring in Roger.

I can't close him.

Okay. Okay.

I will do what I can, but I need you

to do me a favor, okay?

Just don't die by the time I get back to my office.

I can't make any promises.

It's gonna be okay.

I'll let you know what I find out.

God bless ya.

Hey. What's up? Are you here?

- Don't hate me. - Oh, I'm late, too.

Don't worry about it.

No, it's not that.

Hey, reservation for two under Washington, I think.

- What? - This is step two.

Try to enjoy it?

She's already here.

Thank you.

What do you mean? What's...

Dee, what did you do?

It doesn't mean you have to forget Sarah, okay?

It just means that it's time for human contact again.

No, I'm not doing this.

You need this, Mal.

Just go sit down and have a conversation, please,

just a conversation.

Do it for me, Mal, please.

What are you talking about?

What am... what am I supposed to do?

- Who is this girl? - I don't know.

Start with, "Hi, my name is Malcolm.

Isn't my sister-in-law a bitch for setting us up?"

She doesn't even know about this either?

Hell no. Hey, listen, you promised me

you'd take the steps, so take the steps,

or I'm locking you out of your own house.

What...

No.

- You asshole. - Good luck!

- Yeah, so, we got drinks... - Yeah.

...and it was weird.

Then, we were waiting for our food.

- And then what happened? - Well...

Come on.

Oh, nice.

Uh, the same thing that always happens.

Sarah came up, and then she tried

to placate me for about half an hour.

I'm sorry, Mal.

Maybe it's too soon for you to get back out there.

Hm?

It was... it was weird, but...

- It was interesting? - Really?

Yeah, it's like for the first time since...

Go on.

It was like...

I wasn't Malcolm, that guy whose wife had died.

- I was just Malcolm. - Mm.

And that was nice.

I feel like an asshole for saying that.

You're not an ass.

That's really good.

Sarah wanted you to move on, live life again.

You two are a weird pair. I don't get that.

Why would she say something like that?

- It's so morbid. - I don't know.

She wanted it, I'm doing it.

I can't stop thinking about her.

- And I've really been trying. - I know.

Listen, you know I'm not lying, right?

She was just that kind of person.

She wanted you to be happy.

I was happy.

Listen, you saw in the group sessions

that you don't have to carry this by yourself.

- Yeah. - Hey!

I would kill for that feeling.

I can never replace my sister, ever.

You can fall in love again, you will meet somebody new,

and it's totally possible.

It doesn't mean that you have to forget Sarah.

It doesn't mean that it wasn't real

and that it didn't happen.

But it is possible, you saw it from the groups.

But I can never...

I can never have another sister.

And I would give anything to fill that loss again

even for just a second.

I know, I'm sorry. I know.

I'm sorry.

Look...

I'll be your sister now.

You have been trying really hard.

I'm sorry I've been so selfish.

That's okay.

Look...

If it makes you feel better,

I will go out on another date.

Really?

I don't want to, but I'll do it for you.

This will be good for us.

Yeah.

I hope so.

Do you watch the show? Oh my God, I'm so addicted.

They're such bitches. It's so bad, but I love it.

Is there a single dish here that's not drowning in butter?

Anyway, screw that.

I work hard for my body.

Why not show it off?

I bet you think those people are like train wrecks, right?

Not me.

I love them.

My secret is that I totally wish

I was one of them.

I know. Who thinks that, right?

- Me. - Yoga, Pilates,

pole dancing.

I just want them to have a baby.

Don't you just want them to have a baby?

You might not want to eat that.

Do you even know where this was sourced?

What's the point of living life

if you can't bounce a quarter off your ass, right?

Check.

Here you go.

Hi. Latte, please.

- Would you like foam? - Foam it up, Sparky.

- It's gonna be 3.80. - Right.

- Ma'am? - Uh, one sec.

So sorry.

- Tough crowd. - Come on, lady,

we gotta get to work.

Okay, big guy.

I didn't forget my wallet on purpose.

Well, then, get out of line and let the rest of us...

Hey, hey, hey.

No need to shout.

You can wait a couple minutes for your coffee.

- What happened? - Dropped my wallet.

- Oh, here you go. - Thanks, man.

- Thank you. - Welcome.

Um, keep the change.

So, saved my bacon back there.

This place is great.

You've never been to Roasters before?

Oh, I've actually been off coffee for a while,

but I needed a caffeine fix.

Mm. And there's no way I'm not paying you back.

Oh, don't... don't worry about it.

No, no, no way.

Just come to my bar.

Let me just jot down...

Oh, this pen is not working.

Whoa!

This is a really sick pen.

- Can a pen be considered sick? - Mm-hm.

Thanks, it was a graduation present.

I actually work at The Green Onion

across the street, I usually have pens

coming out of my ears, but for some reason,

the one I brought today is shooting blanks.

Yeah, that happens to me all the time.

I actually... I have this jar at work next to my phone,

and I have about 18 pens in them.

None of them work. Why would they?

Why don't I replace them? I don't know.

I guess we both have bad pen luck.

"In my experience, there's no such thing as luck."

- Uh... - Obi-Wan Kenobi. Star Wars.

Oh, okay. Cool.

- Cool? - Yeah, I haven't actually...

No.

- No? - No, do not, do not tell me

you have not seen Star Wars.

Come on, it's not like everyone in the world has seen...

What kind of stupid...

This guy hasn't seen Star Wars.

Oh, right, it's you people.

Okay, look, for his sake, raise your hand

if you've seen Star Wars.

See?

That guy didn't raise his hand.

Uh...

Han Solo? Si.

Si, si.

Gracias.

- He said... - I know what he said.

Okay, fine, I'm the only nerd in the room

- who hasn't seen Star Wars. - No, see,

if you were a nerd, then you would've seen it.

It's okay, you know,

I guess you just have something in life

to look forward to, so you're welcome.

Um, anyway, thanks again for rescuing me.

You are quite the prince.

And you, my lady, are worthy of chivalry.

Hm.

- What? - Nothing.

Just no one has ever said that to me before.

Well, you definitely earned it.

I see. Well, I'll take it.

Okay, well, uh, thanks again.

Enjoy your coffee and the best movie ever made.

I have the proposals for you to sign.

I'm sorry, I know this is making you miserable.

It's fine. I need a distraction anyway.

The meeting with Grand National is set,

so I think that Jim is gonna be wanting

the left one first.

Okay, got it, sounds good.

- I'm sorry. - It's fine.

Okay.

You clever girl.

Hey, excuse me.

Uh, I'm actually looking for someone.

I think she might work here.

Nya is the only she we have on staff right now,

so if it's not her...

Is she tall, kind of outgoing, and, um...

- Hot? - Yeah.

Yeah.

Hey, Nya!

You want me to get rid of him?

What? No.

Calm down, Tyler.

But I'm right here if you need me.

You're ridiculous.

There it is. Okay.

It is a really nice pen.

We had a lot of fun today.

I'm gonna miss it.

Here, check this out.

- That's supposed to be me? - Mm-hm.

Well, you're very talented.

Oh, I do believe he means to flatter.

Oh, I do believe she gives good cause.

God, we sound so retarded when we talk like that.

Oh, the lady doesn't fancy it?

Perhaps she is uneasy with flattery.

No, please stop.

Okay.

So, what's his problem?

Oh. Yeah, Tyler is a little protective of me, so...

He's either that or irritated

that I'm chatting with you and you don't have a drink.

Uh, I will take a UC in a bottle.

Please. Thanks.

Thank you.

You should maybe tell him not to make that face

in front of the customers, I have a feeling

it's gonna scare them off,

and he's not exactly gonna win any lady points...

I'm just trying to help you out.

Oh, you're such a gentleman.

That's what they say.

Thank you.

Mm.

Mm, I think he pissed in it.

Thank you.

Yeah, all right. Wow.

Jeez, holy cow, wow.

Jay Schnitt, ladies and gentlemen, give it up.

He's about to take a quick break,

and in the meantime, it's happy hour.

In other words, I'll be pretty happy

if, for an hour, y'all buy me some drinks

'cause I'm broke.

To the bar.

Thank you.

Bar wench, a beer.

You always say the sweetest things to me.

I try.

Okay, okay, all right.

Uh, are you guys being audited?

- Are you FBI? - No.

This is my new friend, Malcolm.

Malcolm, this is my old friend, Zimmer.

Hang on, I didn't tell you my name.

It's on your fancy pen, smart guy.

- Of course it is. - Well, listen,

any friend of Nya's is a friend of mine.

Well, it's a pleasure to meet both of you.

Oh, uh, how long have you guys been friends?

Huh, oh, I don't know.

It feels like we've known each other

for a while, huh, Malcolm?

It kind of does, yeah.

You guys are being weird!

Um, are you coming to my show at The Utica?

Every Thursday. Are you gonna let me braid your hair?

Yeah, well, uh, I might be too drunk to care.

- Maybe. - Deal.

Deal. And, you, new friend, do you like comedy?

I do like comedy, yes.

Well, then I like you.

I like him.

Everyone likes Malcolm.

Tyler doesn't.

Tyler. Well, Tyler, you know, I think somebody

stole his personality when he was, like, five,

and he wants to make everybody as miserable as he is,

and I wouldn't worry about it.

Mm-hm.

- Then I won't. - Don't.

I'm going to go earn my free drink tickets.

- Cheers. - Cheers.

- Nice to meet ya. - Nice to meet you.

He's like a living cartoon character.

Are you really gonna come on Thursday?

To the, uh, to the comedy?

Um, I don't know, I don't know.

Come on, what else are you doing?

You're coming. I've decided.

Uh...

Well, okay.

- Very nice, I know. - Come on, you're prying, Dee.

You know what? I'm just trying

to understand the situation, okay?

I'm not hating on you, but if you find a lady

all on your own, then you know what?

You're just making my life exponentially easier.

Really? You don't mind that she's not

one of the crazy women that you tried to set me up with?

Oh, oh, I mind, because I have to approve

all your girlfriends anyway.

Okay, it's too early for the G word, Dee.

We're just hanging out together, that's all.

Nice.

Here, try it on. Come on.

I got to admit it, I'm really proud of you.

- Why? - I don't know.

It's just unlike you to pick up anyone,

especially in a bar.

Okay, I didn't pick her up, and it wasn't a bar,

it was a coffee shop, it was Roasters.

Well, still, you know, I never would've seen it coming.

It's just not you.

This is the one.

This is pink.

It is not pink, it is lilac.

- It's pink. - No, it is a shade of purple

and it looks good on you.

Come on, Mal.

- Are you okay? - Yeah, yeah.

It's just a headache, that's all.

- I don't know. - No, it's okay.

Look, you know, if you're making progress,

and you're feeling good, and you're happy,

and you're wearing this shirt, look,

then I'm happy.

Well, as long as you're happy.

Come on, let's find you some pants.

Pants, pants, pants, pants, pants, pants.

Come on.

- Malcolm. - Nya.

- Hi. - Hi.

Um, oh, okay.

Hi.

You look... you look great.

Do you want to go to the table?

Yeah.

And then he says, "That's the last time

I'm ever gonna eat spaghetti like that, ah?"

I think it's cute you bought a new shirt for our date.

I...

Mm-hm.

Is it obvious? How did you know?

These work, you know.

So this is officially a date, huh?

I believe I asked, nay, no, insisted

that you come here tonight.

See, I recall Zimmer inviting us.

Oh, don't be flattered.

He asks everybody.

I swear, if there's anyone in this town in two years

who has not heard the spaghetti joke,

I will be amazed.

Okay, I won't.

Won't what?

Be flattered.

Ugh, stop.

You know I like you.

I don't know that.

You're actually very hard to read.

Am I?

I get that a lot.

Okay, well, what do you want to know?

Uh, um, I'm not sure.

Fine, I'll just tell you everything.

Uh, here are the broad strokes.

Generally, I have most of what I'm looking for in life.

- Simple needs on this girl. - Noted.

The only thing left is my dream

of owning and running my own place,

but that's gonna come true

because Tyler is selling me The Green Onion.

So there's that.

Generally, I have good credit, good friends,

and a good life.

Yeah, I mean, I don't have someone special

to share it with, but...

Who has time for that, right?

Right, exactly.

Not that I'm going to pass up the opportunity to hang out

with such a funny charmer like you.

- A funny charmer? - Mm-hm.

Really?

Uh, okay, I mean, I'll take it.

But I feel like most of the time

people are telling me to perk up

and stop moping.

Mope? Why are you moping?

Moping is for losers.

I think, uh, I should... I think I'm gonna go.

Wait, what?

Zimmer just finished.

Yeah, I know, I know.

Uh, you guys have fun.

I should probably...

Well, why should you probably?

Was it... was it the mopey thing?

'Cause I was just giving you a hard time.

No, it's fine, it's fine.

Don't worry about it, it's me.

Um, thank you.

This was fun, so...

Are you seriously going to bail right now?

Yeah, I'm sorry.

Why don't you, you know what, have a drink on me.

Have a drink, buy one for Zimmer.

Please have a good night.

I'm, uh, I'm sorry.

Hey, asshole.

Look, you seem like a really good guy,

I mean that, but what... what was that?

It's not very good guy of you

to not let me apologize if I've offended you.

I was just k... kidding around.

I mean...

You made me feel like a jerk.

Look, I'm sorry, it's nothing to do with you.

It's me.

Oh. Oh, okay.

I haven't heard that one before.

Look, I didn't mean to make you feel like a jerk.

I'm sorry.

In fact, the opposite is true.

I feel really good when I'm with you

and I shouldn't.

That doesn't make any sense.

You should feel good.

Everyone should feel good.

Except maybe Hitler, but he's dead.

You want to... you got a minute to go for a walk with me?

I feel like I should explain myself.

Come on, walk with me a spell.

I do love the way you talk.

Let's go.

Like, what?

What do you say to that?

- Jeez, man. - I know.

We can take it as slow as you need.

Thank you.

You're kind of awesome.

Just one thing, though.

I don't want to move forward if you're not ready.

You know, I, um...

I just need to know that you'll tell me if you're not,

which is totally understandable,

but I just don't want to get hurt, you know?

- I'll never be her. - I know.

I'm not gonna ask you to be.

I can very much live with those conditions, my lady.

There you go again.

- Okay, okay, deal. - Deal.

All right, now that we've got that out of the way,

um, what do you want to do?

Perchance you care to walk a lady home, good sir.

Okay, now you're just making fun of me.

That is gonna happen a lot.

Good to know.

I mean, I've seen bits and pieces of it, but I just...

- Bits and pieces? - Yes, I have.

I've seen little pieces here and there,

but I just haven't actually sat down

and watched the whole thing.

Well, uh, this is my place.

Oh.

Okay.

Well...

- Ah. - You okay?

I see what you did there.

- I tricked you. - I noticed.

I'm gonna have to remember that one.

For who?

You don't use that widower line

on all the girls, do you?

No, no.

Just you.

Well, it's still early if you want to come up

- for a sec. - Uh, I don't...

Relax. That was a test.

- You passed. - Good.

God, what kind of girl do you think I am?

Uh, is that a rhetorical question?

You're so mean to me.

Goodnight, Malcolm.

Goodnight, Nya.

Can't believe what I'm seeing here, Malcolm.

I haven't seen you since you were knee-high.

I know, it's been many years,

but it's good to see you again.

Do you remember the day that you and my father

played racquetball, and I was there,

I was sitting outside,

and I think that may have been where I learned

a few choice swear words?

- Ha! - You learned to curse, huh?

He had a mouth on him.

He really did.

He had a mouth on him.

Uh, and you have a daughter as well, I believe.

Yes, I do. She dabbles in this business

a little bit with investment.

Not as much as I'd like her to,

but here's a recent photo of her.

- Oh, wow. - Pretty girl, huh?

- Very pretty. - She seems to be interested

when she's not texting or on Facebook.

She's not interested in any property

that I've shown her.

Well, that's the world we live in now.

It's all Twitter and Facebook.

But, um, that's great.

Would you like to get started?

- Yes, please. - Okay, fantastic.

Uh, Jordan, do you have the slides?

Okay, what you are watching doesn't look like much,

I know that.

In fact, it looks like a dump.

But it is for sale.

The city is ready to sell it.

I know all the guys down there,

and we can pick it up for quite a bargain.

But why would I build something there?

- You with us, buddy? - Mm-hm, yes, I absolutely am.

Yes, it actually has four adjacent vacant lots on it

which are included in the price.

But what that would give you is enough businesses

and people living there,

that over the course of, I think, two years,

you could quadruple your investments.

- So it's an excellent deal. - I'm very impressed.

So that's where we are.

We have the paperwork in front of you.

I would be happy to work with whoever you would like

in order to make this work.

Well, let me stop you there.

Um, I set this meeting up as a courtesy.

We believe in this so much

that we have decided to invest our own capital,

Jim and I together.

We'll partner with you on it, and we think

that, hopefully, that will be an expression to you

of how much we would like to work with you.

That's great, why don't we do this?

Why don't we set up a meeting, um, see how it goes?

Fantastic! All right.

I feel phenomenal about this.

- Pleasure to meet you again. - Good seeing you.

Great to see you, too. Tony.

Lovely to see you again, hopefully see you soon.

Set up that meeting.

- Have a lovely day. - Wonderful, thank you.

- He's a go-getter, isn't he? - Yes, he is.

It's lunchtime. I've decided.

Hey, stranger, what's up?

I want to take you to lunch.

All right, let me just ask the bossman.

Hey, Tyler, this handsome gentleman

is kidnapping me, so prepare the ransom.

What? No, come on, Nya, we still got a lot to do.

Thanks so much!

Don't work too hard, okay?

- Shall we? - Yeah.

Thanks, Tyler.

Fantastic. See you later.

Come on!

Mexican?

Are you okay, sweetie?

Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, go back to sleep.

Malcolm.

Sarah.

Yeah.

You can't be here.

This can't be happening.

Why don't you love me anymore?

How is this happening?

I'm talking to you.

Why don't you love me anymore?

That's not fair.

I do love you.

You know I love you.

My ashes are still on our mantelpiece

and you are already moving on.

No. I didn't want...

Dee said that this is what you wanted.

You didn't believe that.

Not that it stopped you.

What do you want?

What I've always wanted.

You.

What am I supposed to do?

You're not here.

I am here.

No, you can't be.

I am, and I love you.

- I love you. - This can't be real.

This can't be real.

- I love you. - This isn't real.

This isn't real.

Whoa. Oh, you're shaking.

What's wrong?

Um, I just, uh, I just had a nightmare, that's all.

Well, come back to bed and tell me about it.

No, I think, uh,

actually, I think I'm gonna go back into work.

It's just I'm already up, and I don't really want

to go back to bed, so...

- Are you sure? - Yeah.

Yeah, yeah, you go, you go back to bed,

get some sleep.

- Okay. - Okay.

Malcolm...

I'm worried.

This is the deal for our company.

We're already clearing the space out.

We're committed.

I know, Jim, I know.

Do you understand the risk we're taking, right?

We started the project in good faith,

which means it's our money out of our pockets.

So we need Roger's money to match our investment

or the company is lost,

and he hasn't signed the deal yet.

He won't answer my calls.

I think he's backing out, that's what he does.

He is backing out.

- Relax, Jim. - Uh, I don't relax.

That's why your father partnered with me

because I don't relax.

Stop being so dramatic,

and stop talking about my father.

Every second word out of your mouth

is something about my father.

The past is in the past, okay?

Let's just leave it there.

And don't forget, you're the one

who wanted to partner with Roger on this, not me.

Okay, I get it.

So if this deal tanks, it's my fault.

You said you could close him, Malcolm.

Do you really think that we're the only ones

trying to get this guy, you think that?

We have to outfox him, we have to outthink him.

Why are you freaking out at me?

I told you that I'd close him and I will.

I need a drink. We're gonna die.

- We're all gonna die. - Would you just stop it?

Stop it.

Malcolm...

I know you've been through an awful lot.

Life is very hard,

sometimes it's downright unmanageable,

but there still are people who love you

who are still alive.

Now, if you care at all about any of us,

then you will hold on to us the way we hold on to you

and finish what you have started.

All right.

All right.

I'm sorry.

We'll get this done.

I promise.

- Let's go over it again. - All right.

You guys doing okay?

Awesome.

- Please record your message. - Hey, handsome.

Just, uh, seeing how you're doing.

Haven't heard from you in a while,

so give me a call back.

Okay.

That's right, baby.

You just ignore her.

You just get her out of your head.

That's funny coming from the woman

who exists only in my head.

And in your heart.

But not in reality.

Hey, Mal, just trying you again.

I know you're super busy and everything,

but give me a call back.

Okay, bye.

- What's up? - Uh-huh.

I brought you lunch.

Okay.

Ooh. Yeah.

Oh, oh, oh.

Mm.

There's nothing in there.

What's going on?

What?

I've known you a long time, right?

- Yeah. - Well, what's going on

with all this?

Are you saying I look like shit?

No, never.

Yes, totally.

- What? - Um...

- What's going on? - Nothing.

I'm not telling you.

You're gonna judge me.

Is this one of those "I need a friend" moments

where I have to drop what I'm doing?

- 'Cause I can, I will. - No.

I mean, you can't even help.

It's fine, it's nothing.

Is it Malcolm?

Wow.

I thought that was going really well.

It is, it wa... it is.

He just hasn't called in a couple days.

And you're not the pushy type, so who cares?

Yeah, but this is sort of happening

right after we slept together for the first time.

Okay, um...

- You have to confront him. - I know.

Well, he's just... he's busy working,

so I'll just wait.

Nya, you are the most capable and intelligent woman

I've ever known, and I know a lot of women.

I mean a lot.

I know what you do, Zimmer, it's gross.

Used to do, used to do.

Continue.

I trust your instincts.

Trust your instincts,

and if you don't mind waiting around for this guy,

then wait around for this guy.

You guys slept together, he's not calling you.

He knows what he's doing.

Yeah, if that is in fact what he's doing.

Smart lady.

Yeah?

Mr. Washington, your lunch is here.

Uh, I didn't order any lunch.

I have pizza here for you.

Okay then, send it back.

Thank you.

So, yous the one who ordered this pizza?

Nya.

Hi, this is a surprise.

It's good to see you.

Yeah?

Could've fooled me, Mr. Voicemail.

"Hi, you've reached Malcolm.

Please leave a message after the beep."

I know, I know, I'm sorry.

I just... I've had a lot going on

and this deal is eating me alive.

All good.

Just wanted an excuse to see your face.

Aw, that's very sweet of you,

and the ingenuity it took to make yourself

look like a pizza delivery guy is great.

I can honestly say no one has ever done that for me before.

- Hey, you making fun of me? - No, never.

Well, there is another reason I wanted to see you.

- Yeah, what's up? - So, remember how I told you

I was waiting on Tyler to sell me the bar?

- Yeah. - Well, not outright,

- but in installments. - I remember.

Well, it's happening.

It's happening?

- It's happening! - Yeah, yeah.

- Nya! - Yeah, I heard him on the phone

and he's, he's out of there, he's moving on.

So I don't know how long it'll take me to pay off the place,

but at least I'll be running my own spot, you know?

Living the dream!

Mmm, thanks for believing in me.

Well, it's easy when you're someone I can believe in.

Always say the coolest things.

I know, I'm very, very cool.

Yeah, no, yeah, yeah, sure, sure.

Anyway, I'm, I'm gonna throw a surprise party

for Tyler's leaving... really for my moving up...

and it's going to be a rager.

It's gonna be a rager? Where are you gonna have it?

My apartment.

Oh, so it's gonna be an intimate rager with, what,

five to seven people, two of them out on the lawn

- on kids' furniture? - No!

My apartment is not that small.

- Your apartment is very small. - No.

And it's very cute that you think that it's not.

You know how I know your apartment's small?

Your brush your teeth in the same sink

that you wash your dishes in.

It's tiny, come on.

How about I call the Hotel Utica,

we'll do it in the ballroom.

I know the manager over there.

No, I'll just... I'll get some lawn chairs.

- It'll be fine. - No, let's...

this is a celebration, let's do it properly.

- Let's do it big. - No, it's my party, you know?

I just... I want it to be my friends and my place.

I just... I don't wanna make a big deal of it.

I'm not gonna do any of the planning for you.

You're going to take care of the guest list,

the decorations, all of that.

I just wanna make sure that you have

a great space to throw it in.

- Really? - Really.

Yeah?

- Okay. - Okay?

Hmm.

Just don't forget to invite Dee and I.

Oh, come on, who do you think I am?

Tony, apparently.

It's good to see you.

Would you hurry up, we're gonna be late.

Okay.

- Dee, you look fine. - Okay, I'm gonna be

elbow to elbow with some of the most patchouli-smelling hipsters

in town and I want to look a shade better than fine.

- Why, they're hipsters. - No reason.

Are those really necessary?

According to my doctor.

And did he prescribe that as well?

Mom, you're doing it again.

I'm sorry, okay?

I just don't like what it does to you.

What are you talking about?

It helps me.

Does it?

Are you okay?

Yeah, I'm fine.

Let's go.

Alrighty.

- At the cafe, the... - The what?

No, the paintings that you were...

- Libations, baby? - Oh, thank you.

Oh, hey, thanks, Tyler.

This party is awesome.

So, when are you gonna give me the grand tour?

I don't know what you're talking about.

Don't you have a room here?

- Oh, hm, subtle. - What?

Hotel decor is a hobby of mine.

Sure it is.

- Someone is drunk. - And why not?

It's a celebration!

Cheers.

So, where is Marcus or Mitchum or whatever the...

Hey!

You know what his name is, so just cool it.

- Hi. - Speak of the goddamn devil.

Hi, mm.

You look beautiful.

And you're late.

What's up, Mr. Cool?

Gotta make a grand entrance?

No, that's all this one.

Miss I'm Trying to Impress Some Hipsters.

Oh, well somebody had a little tizzy in the car as well, so.

- I was ready to go, Dee. - Come on.

Now, now, children, hey, hey, hey.

I have to introduce you to some people

so they know you're not a figment of my imagination.

- Okay. - Um, come.

- Sorry. - Have fun, it's okay.

- I got this. - It'll be nice.

Um, I'm Zimmer.

And you are?

I might be Dee, Malcolm's friend.

Oh, a friend of Malcolm's is a friend of mine.

This is a party, you should have a drink.

How about I buy you one?

They're free, the drinks are free.

I can pay you a compliment.

Sure, why not?

You have beautiful face.

Where's the alcohol?

Okay.

Dee, write that down.

So this guy has dine and dash written all over his face.

As soon as he finished his beer, he bolted for the door.

But Nya's been watching him like a hawk.

Hopped over the bar like Patrick Swayze

and chases him out the door.

Oh my God and I had an ice pick and I was chasing him

and he got so freaked out, he just threw his wallet at me.

My best tip ever, best tip ever.

Come on, the guy doesn't want to be chased by a sexy lady.

Can you blame him?

- Come on, baby, let's do a shot! - God, no.

What is this, is this Jager?

- No thank you. - Oh, come on.

I poured it for you, you gotta do it.

- Don't leave me hanging. - Oh, sorry to disappoint.

Story of my life with this one.

All right, tall, dark, and whatever.

You wanna do a shot?

- Make you feel like a real man. - Okay, Tyler, maybe it's...

- No, I'll do a shot. - There you go.

To having a dick.

Okay.

Atta boy.

All right, so, you guys tell me something.

How long have you two been dating for?

- What, a few months? - Something like that,

but who's counting, right?

And your wife died how long ago and you're already back at it?

Whoa, Tyler, what the hell?

Do you really think that you're the guy and this is the place

to be having this conversation right now, Tyler?

Hell yes I do, or am... oh!

You know what, you are done, okay?

Have a, have a good night.

Please, just... come on.

I have a shirt for you upstairs.

Is that what it takes to get up into her room?

Think maybe you've had enough there, big guy?

Fine, I mean,

I've known Nya for like what, two years?

I guess it's knowing her two seconds that makes you special.

Actually, it's not being an asshole

that makes me special, Tyler.

You know, the only reason that she puts up with you

is because you're selling her the bar.

- No, wait, what? - Maybe if you treated her

with a little more respect, she might like you.

I'm not selling Nya the bar.

Where the hell did you hear that?

She told me that, that's why we're having this party.

No, I'm selling it, no, for sure.

- To who? - Some rich guys from the city.

They're totally fleecing me but the money is up front.

It'll be nice to get rid of that dump.

Well, then why does Nya think that you're selling it to her?

I...

Oh, oh, that.

Well, I guess I was a long time ago.

I mean, she's hot, I was gonna do her a favor.

Figured, you know, she'd work for me for a couple of years.

I'd show her the ropes, she'd fall in love with me,

yada, yada, yada, yada.

We see how well that turned out.

Sure.

Anyway, she's your problem now.

I'm out!

Spaghetti, really?

I'm sorry to interrupt.

I'm not feeling too good, so I'm gonna go down to the car.

- Okay, um, five minutes, okay? - Mm-hm.

I'll be right there, five minutes.

- All right. - Great.

- She doesn't mean it. - Jesus.

- Yes, she does. - She wants you to think

- she means it. - No.

- She is using you. - Come on.

- That is crazy. - No, no, no, no.

You are swimming in a world of crazy right now.

But that woman, she knows exactly what she's doing.

No, I don't believe that, I don't believe that.

Oh my God.

Says the lonely, desperate man.

Think, just think about when you two first met.

You're wearing your expensive suit,

your nice watch, your fancy shoes.

She was waiting for a man just like you.

No, no, I don't believe that, this was my idea.

Oh, I didn't say she was a bad con artist.

What do you want from me?

You know what, your tan line is fading

from where your wedding ring should be.

This woman is making you forget who you are.

You're just saying this because you know

that I'm falling for her.

Oh, you've already fallen for her, please!

- Right into her web! - Oh, come on!

Sarah, I love her.

Right, right.

You love her.

You love her, you love her.

You used to love me!

Sarah, that is not fair.

I love you.

I've always loved you.

I miss you.

I miss you like crazy.

I don't know what to do.

What do you want from me?

Sarah, I miss you.

I don't know what to do.

Okay.

Let's get out of here.

Yeah, yeah.

Cider for you.

Aha, he emerges.

Hey.

Just "hey"?

I mean, did you go to the doctor?

- The headache's okay? - Yeah, yeah.

Everything's fine.

Oh, oh.

So this, this does work, huh?

I'm sorry.

- You want a UC? - You read my mind.

Thanks.

Mm, that's good.

What?

Ugh, fail.

Guess I'm the only mind-reader in this relationship.

Oh, yes, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

Yeah, what is going on?

Well, to start, the little shit Tyler isn't selling to me.

Shit, I thought he was joking about that.

- What? - At the party,

he said something like that and I just thought he was drunk

and trying to piss me off or something.

And you didn't think to tell me?

I know, I'm sorry, I've just,

I've just been really out of it lately.

Story of your life.

I'm sorry, Nya.

Hey.

- Keep going. - I... what is there to say?

I have to find a new job now.

I mean, it's just a huge waste of time.

The whole reason I was working here

was because I couldn't afford to just buy a bar,

and then Tyler was gonna let me make payments,

but now that's all gone to shit.

Look, look, look at me.

If it makes you feel any better,

Tyler's gonna die alone and miserable.

Probably in a gym somewhere, and all that muscle

is gonna turn to fat and he's gonna look real stupid.

That actually... that does make me feel a little bit better.

There's that smile again.

Come here.

- What's going on? - Nothing, you asshole.

Be right back.

She tell you?

Yeah, she did.

- And? - And what?

I don't have anything to say to you.

Sure.

Anyway, it all turned out all right.

You can pay for everything now.

I don't mind paying for everything.

She's following her dreams and I support her.

Oh, is that what you call it?

Dude, what are you talking about?

Why don't you say something that makes sense or just shut up?

No one asked for your opinion.

Do you realize that you're not on anyone's

"I Really Like That Guy" list?

And you know what, even if you hadn't done what you did to Nya,

what you said to me at the party

deserves a punch in the face at least.

I didn't mean...

Look, I'm sorry.

I was trying to warn you.

Come on.

You're her meal ticket, sugar daddy.

I half expected her to marry some rich old millionaire,

you know, pull an Anna Nicole.

Yeah, I don't think I follow you.

Oh, you follow me.

Every time a rich guy came into this place

she was like a fat kid on cake.

Think about it.

You meet a hot chick in a coffee shop

and she's all over you.

I know you like playing the whole broken man thing,

but she's not here to fix you.

She's a gold digger.

I know what you're trying to do,

and you need to cut that shit out right now.

Don't BS me, man.

You've been thinking the exact same thing, you're not an idiot.

I told you so.

It sucks, man.

- I feel for you. - Stop talking.

Hm, all right.

Thank you.

Anything for you, studs.

Stop!

Not even, not funny, all right.

I told you so.

You should've known.

What's up, you okay?

Yeah, yeah.

I, I don't feel well.

- I think I'm gonna go home. - Oh, okay.

Well...

I tried to warn you.

Hello?

Okay, you have to tell me the truth.

Am I crazy?

I don't know.

What do I know about being crazy?

Nya's friend Zimmer has been badgering me to go out with him

and I think I'm actually gonna cave.

- What's wrong with that? - I don't know.

I just have this image of our date consisting of us

eating Taco Bell and making tie-dye t-shirts.

Then why are you even considering it?

Well, I haven't gotten laid in a while.

Oh my God, don't judge me.

Oh, I wouldn't dream of it.

Hey, maybe we can double date, huh?

That might rein him in a bit.

I don't know.

Why, what's the matter?

You and Nya are okay, right?

We're, uh...

- She... - Is a whore

who is smarter than you.

Malcolm, Malcolm, talk to me.

What happened?

- I don't know. - Don't know what?

What are you talking about?

It felt real.

- I thought it was real. - Real?

I don't understand.

Malcolm.

This is what she wanted.

She's been waiting for a sap like you for a long time.

- Shut up, shut up. - Huh?

- Not you. - Who else are you talking to?

No one, not really.

You're not making any sense.

You're scaring me.

I'm okay, I'm okay.

- No, you're not. - Yes, I am!

Okay, that's it, you're officially freaking me out.

- I am coming over. - No, Dee, don't.

I'm okay. Dee!

Hey, neighbor.

Oh, uh, just wondering if I could borrow some sugar.

Nya, hey.

Hi.

Oh, whoa, you are sweaty.

What, have you been retiling your roof?

No, it's just... it's hot in here.

Not really, but I do have a solution for that.

Hm!

Uh, I'll be, I'll be right back.

Okay.

Why is she in our house, Malcolm?

She's in our kitchen, Malcolm.

She's digging around in my fridge.

Nya, what are you doing?

What kind of celebration would it be without cupcakes?

I make the best cupcakes.

Yeah, I use the "just add water" mix,

but I have a super special secret ingredient

that's gonna blow your mind.

Here, try this.

It's good, I swear.

Geez, Malcolm, are you okay?

I'm so sorry.

I didn't mean to do this.

What... who are you talking to?

I wouldn't have done this if I knew it wasn't real.

Hey, Mal, you're freaking me out.

- What's going on? - I can't do this.

Can't, can't do what?

- What is that? - Tell her.

- You know what it is. - Yeah, I do.

Why are you wearing your dead wife's wedding ring?

Don't call her that!

Holy shit.

This is all my fault.

You're not over her at all, are you?

- I should've seen it. - You should've seen it.

You should've seen her coming.

- I should've known. - Yeah, you should've.

I asked you over and over.

Why did you tell me you were okay?

You'll never be okay, this bitch played you.

- Answer me, Malcolm! - You don't owe her answers.

- Answer me! - You played me, okay?

- I know what you're doing! - What?

What I'm doing, what am I doing?

This was your plan all along, wasn't it?

Make me fall in love with you so you can move in here.

You can have a nice little life for yourself.

How can you even say this to me right now?

You knew that my wife died, you knew it,

and you preyed on me 'cause I was an easy target, wasn't I?

- An easy target? - Tyler told me all about it.

- I know all about it! - And you believed him?

That little shit who's had it out for you this whole time?

Who just trampled on my dreams and lied to me?

You trust his word over mine?

- Tell her it's not just his. - Do you?

- I just, I... - No, hey, hey, look at me.

This is crazy, okay?

I would never do that.

I wouldn't, I wouldn't lie to you.

I love you.

I know that this feels really fast and I totally understand,

but you can't do this to me, okay?

I have a weak spot for you, don't do this to me.

She is manipulating you again.

Shut up, you're not real.

What?

I'm sorry, she won't leave me alone.

Who won't?

Sarah.

What are you talking about?

Sarah's right there.

I can see her and she keeps talking to me

and I don't know what to do.

She won't leave me alone.

Make her pay for what she's done.

No, no.

You need help, Malcolm.

Don't let her leave without making her sorry.

No, no!

Nya, please, just get out of here right now.

- Go to hell. - Get out!

It's just us now.

Like it should be, always.

Why won't you just go away?

I'll never leave.

I love you.

I did what you wanted.

She's gone.

Now please just get out of my head.

I'm not in your head.

I'm in our home.

Sarah.

I can't take this anymore.

Oh.

Oh.

Please stop doing this to me.

Please.

- Just stop. - I'm not doing this to you.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry, I'm sorry that I tried to be happy without you.

She was never gonna make you happy.

She was making me happy.

Sarah.

She did.

And that doesn't change the fact that I love you.

It doesn't change the fact that I take you with me

everywhere that I go.

You made me the man that I am today.

And I love you.

I love you so much.

And I miss you.

But you're gone, baby.

You died.

I wish we had 60 more years together, but we don't.

- We can. - No, we can't.

Why not?

Because this isn't you.

This is my Sarah.

You're not my Sarah.

You're not the woman that I married.

I am the woman you married.

No you're not.

Yes I am.

I'm sorry.

And you will stay with me.

Stay with me forever,

- because you made a vow. - No.

- Stay with me. - No.

Be with me.

I have to let you go now.

Please.

Malcolm!

Hey.

How you feeling, champ?

Like shit.

Sounds about right.

You pumped yourself full of so many pills,

they had to pump your stomach.

And what you did to your head, well...

- My head. - Oh no, don't touch it.

Don't touch it.

- What did I do? - It's gonna be fine, okay?

It, it turns out that all those migraines

you've been getting are...

Well, it turns out that...

those weren't really migraines.

You actually had a tumor growing, and...

when they came in to check your head for what you did, um...

The point is they caught it.

- Okay? - Jesus.

I don't know what you've been living with, bro,

but I can only imagine it's been a nightmare.

Uh...

Look at me, I'm serious, it's gone.

No more headaches.

The doctor says they're gonna watch you for about a week,

okay, and then you can go home.

I don't know if I want to go home.

A couple years ago, Sarah called me

and said that she needed me to go to the doctor with her

because she had this weird mole that she had to get checked out.

So we went and we were in the waiting room,

and she freaked out,

because she was sure that she had cancer

and that she was gonna die.

And her first concern was about you.

And she didn't want you to be left all alone

if anything were to happen to her.

So she made me promise that I'd take care of you,

and of course, it was nothing, you know?

But...

all she ever wanted was for your happiness.

You know, even facing her own death,

all she wanted was for you to be happy.

I love you, sis.

I'm gonna go tell the doctor that you're awake.

Okay.

Yeah?

Thanks.

Just doing my job.

Hey.

You're not gonna answer me now?

I said hey... what the hell, Nya?

That was for what you said to Malcolm.

All I told him was...

I don't give a shit what you said!

I don't know what insane fantasy you have that you think

you can interfere with my life, but it's done.

- You're done. - Nya, please.

- I just want you to be happy. - Tyler, sweetie.

I was happy,

and at least I'll be happy knowing I don't have to see

your stupid face again 'cause I quit.

- Come on, you can't quit. - Don't forget my last check.

You can't quit, I love you!

He says to the girl who despises him.

Have a nice life, dick.

Hey, Samantha, you made it.

Thank you so much for coming down.

Yeah, thanks for the call.

You were right, this place is amazing.

This place is the best, I'm telling you.

I think this would be the perfect place

for your first investment.

Hey, I'm sorry, I'm Malcolm.

- What's your name? - Mary.

Mary, it's nice to meet you, Mary.

Don't you think it'd be awesome if Samantha bought this place?

Hell yeah, we could run this place like ballers.

Yeah, right, like I would tend bar?

Actually, I have a friend who would go in on this with you

and she would be perfect for that.

- Sweet! - Yeah?

- Yeah. - We'll talk about it?

Okay, sounds good.

Excuse me for one moment, please.

- What? - Zimmer, Zimmer, it's Malcolm.

You remember me?

I dated Nya, we used to be friends.

Yeah, that's very funny.

Um...

I'm not your biggest fan right now, Malcolm,

tell you the truth, so, uh...

No, no, just hold on a second.

- What? - Look, it's a long story,

but I'm out of the hospital and I really need to see Nya.

The hospital?

- Are you okay? - Yeah, yeah.

I'm okay, thank you.

Do you know if Nya's coming down to work at the bar tonight?

No, Nya's gone, man.

What do you mean she's gone, what do you mean?

Nya punched Tyler, which was pretty awesome.

She quit her job, she called her mom,

and she's moving back to Arizona.

No, no, no, I have to see her.

I have to talk to her, I have to tell her that I love her.

Where, where is she?

She won't answer any of my phone calls, I can't track her down.

Did I tell you that I play hockey?

No, uh, thanks for telling me.

Right, um, no, I have practice tomorrow.

Nya's gonna come

and say goodbye before she leaves.

Okay?

Mmm...

Oh, okay!

Yeah, okay, yeah, that's amazing!

I will do that, thank you, I owe you huge.

Thanks, Zimmer, you're a good guy.

Can you tell Dee that I'm a good guy?

- What? - Dee.

Can you bring Dee to the practice so she can, like,

see me being fricking awesome playing hockey and stuff?

- I can do that. - Yeah!

- Then we're even. - Okay.

- Thank you. - I love you, man.

Just hold on, hold on, I'm walking in right now.

- Twenty seconds. - Malcolm.

You can't go in there right now, Jim is losing it.

It's fine, everything's fine, everything's fine.

Trust me.

I'll send you everything.

- Thanks. - Jim.

- You got some nerve. - Jim.

We've got nothing.

- We are totally ruined. - Jim.

- We have nothing left! - We got Roger Howard.

Hey, Roger?

Yeah, just repeat that for me, thanks.

I was just saying that Samantha's ecstatic.

She's happy, I'm happy, and my friend, she's never happy.

I don't know how you did it but you did it.

You came through big time, son, and I owe you.

It was my pleasure.

Looking forward to doing this project with you guys.

Thanks again, son.

- See you next week. - See you next week.

That sounds good, okay, bye.

You're welcome.

How?

There's a bar downtown for sale.

I put the rest of our money into it,

Samantha put the rest of her money into it.

Now, look, we overpaid just a little bit,

but I think you'll agree it's worth it,

because she called her father this morning

to say how happy she was.

He called me this morning to say how happy he was

and that he wanted to partner with us on the big deal.

- Jim? - Huh?

We did it.

I thought we lost everything.

No, we're stronger than ever.

Okay.

You okay?

You happy?

Happy?

I love everything.

I love everything!

God, God!

I got something I have to do, okay, tonight,

but I'll call you tomorrow, all right?

You deserve it.

Goddamn, goddamn.

I love you!

Okay, this is gonna work.

Oh, I hope you're right.

How did you know I was here?

Zimmer.

I, um...

Whoa.

What happened?

I had surgery.

- On your head? - Yeah.

Are, are you okay?

Yeah, I am now.

Good, then I don't have to worry about you.

Wait, wait, wait.

- What do you want from me? - Look, two things.

- First, I am so sorry. - What?

For being a total psycho or for breaking my heart?

- They're kinda connected. - What are you talking about?

Look, just please trust me when I tell you

that the crazy thoughts that I was having,

they have literally been cut out of my head.

Malcolm, I can't, okay?

You're still clearly not over the whole Sarah thing.

No, no, no, you don't understand.

I was actually seeing her,

I was actually seeing her in front of me.

I was talking to her.

They weren't memories.

All of the craziness.

I was seeing Sarah because I had a tumor.

Holy shit.

But it's gone now, it's out,

and it's behind me and it's behind us.

I'm sorry, I'm...

I'm really glad you're okay, but I, I can't do it again.

Nya.

Nya, wait!

What is everyone looking at?

Well, I take it she's not buying it.

No, Zimmer, I'm not.

Buy it!

- Buy it! - Buy it!

Don't move to Arizona.

Don't move to Arizona!

- Don't move to Arizona! - Don't move to Arizona!

Don't move to Arizona.

I love you!

He loves you, he loves you!

- He loves you! - He loves you!

- And you're really beautiful! - Stop.

I'm sorry, they were saying whatever I wanted.

- It was awesome. - He loves you.

Seriously, though, I, I have one question for you.

Yes, what?

How can I trust you to be okay?

Nya.

Look.

The things that I've been through

are what make me who I am,

and that's part of the reason that you love me.

And Sarah is one of those things.

But she wanted me to be happy,

and Nya,

you are my happy.

I love you.

And I'm ready to start a life with you,

if you'll still have me.

I love you too.

I love him too!

Oh, shit!

I just remembered I promised Zimmer

that I'd try and hook him up with...

Okay, well, I guess that took care of itself.

Whoa, whoa, what was the second thing?

- What? - You said you came here

to tell me two things.

- What was the second thing? - Oh, yeah.

I found an investor to buy the bar and partner with you on it.

- You what? - Yeah.

Tyler, he just wanted a quick payday,

so I had my people make him an offer and he accepted,

and long story short, our investor's very happy

and she's dying to meet you,

and if you still want it, you have your own bar.

So, was this all a tactic to win me back?

Yeah, absolutely.

Hm.

It worked.

I love you, baby.

Safe travels.

See you, girlie.