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(The castaway)

(Kei Wai, Fourth Prince of Pak Sing State)

He must be nearby! Keep chasing.

Stop!

Gotcha!

Hero, spare my life!

He's not Kei Wai.

Tell us, where is Kei Wai?

If I tell you, I don't have to die? Just tell us!

But human beings will die.

We should live an honest life.

There are deaths and there are deaths...

Cut it out! Just tell us!

Go look for him...

There is a boat...

But no paddles.

How come it's not moving?

Egun on exey y no

(Nap-hak Won-yau, Princess of Ko Lin Sun State)

(Yik Fung Escort)

Fung, Sang, keep an eye on the bow, the stern, and the sides,

in case there'll be underwater ambush while we are maintaining the boat.

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You hear me out...

Roger, Young Master Lung!

(Fan Chong-lung, Young Master Lung of Yik Fung Escort)

Take it easy.

Our consignment delivery passes through

forests, bamboo groves, mountain paths, and villages.

There are so many places for ambushing.

Who will pick the middle of the lake to rob us?

Why don't you come over to take a break with me?

We do some fishing.

(Fok Siu-mui, Young Mistress of Yik Fung Escort)

Young girl, you are too young.

Bandits will attack when we are off-guard.

This consignment is invaluable.

It allows no mishaps.

Fung, Sang, keep your eyes peeled. Roger!

It's good you care for the consignment so much.

Oh?

What's it?

Something's not right.

See? I said someone would ambush.

Be vigilant! Grab your weapons.

Assault when you see people showing up! Roger!

There are people under the water.

Then we should run!

Tell the boatman to sail...

You hear me out...

A capsized boat over there...

Go rescue people...

Rescue people...

What's it? Nothing to see here.

Just a suicide for love. Nothing to see here...

Do you have to hold each other so tight?

Nothing to see here...

Hey, stop drawing...

Are they dead? Not yet...

Are they dead?

They are fed Pa's Revival Pill. Their lives are saved.

This one's pulse is feeble and the circulation is weak.

This one's pulse is robust with excessive yang.

It seems the two's pulses are switched.

They meant to die for love. Why rescued them?

Seeking death is one thing, but to die for this pale-faced dude?

It's not worth it.

They still have no response despite the effort.

Oh, Sister Mui, look at her! She really looks like...

She really looks like...

What?

Really...

You stinking man!

Drop dead!

Let me go! Let me go...

Miss, calm down first... Go away...

What's going on? What's going on?

Who are you people? Are you assaulting me?

What's going on? What gives? You hear me out! Where are you going?

We saved you from the bottom of the lake. We mean to harm.

What are you talking about?

I've got nothing to do with it! What now? I've got nothing to do with it...

You were in the water for some time.

Your vitality is not fully restored.

Don't try to mobilize your Qi so soon.

Has water got into your brain?

You and your lover jumped into the lake to die for love.

I saved you two.

Instead of thanking me, you returned kindness with ingratitude.

Died for love? So serious?

How come I have no recollection of it?

No way! I died for love with this weakling?

No kidding!

I am short of breath only.

You can't use it to prove that I am a weakling.

You have a wicked tongue, a nasty mouth.

You are really troublesome!

Keep going...

Help...

Help...

Brother Lung, what now?

My bronze mask is missing!

It must be you! And you too!

You two set this up to steal my consignment.

I said there'd be underwater ambush. And you didn't believe me!

Get him!

Hey! Don't you frame me!

You can tell that I am innocent. I have nothing on me.

You must have passed it to your accomplice!

Hand it over! Hey, Brother Lung...

That man looks suspicious...

What's wrong with you? Look before you walk.

Sister Mui, these two are more suspicious.

They set up this drowning trap to get close to me

and to steal my consignment.

Hey, Sister Mui, where are you going? Catch him!

You hear me out...

You two please stop.

You two dorks can stop me?

Miss... You alright?

Uoos oon to an ezilgow on you no plor I

You did it to yourself.

Tie them up.

Don't! I can walk.

Let go of me...

Accomplice, listen!

If you want to save your leaders,

take the consignment to Yik Fung Escort.

You ruffled the wrong man.

You asked for it.

I am warning you two.

Tell your accomplice to return the bronze mask.

Otherwise, when we are back, I am going to chop off your limbs,

and then get Sister Mui to reattach your legs to your shoulders,

and your arms to your groin.

You will have to walk upside down all your life. You'll see.

What's wrong with Sister Mui? Where has she gone?

Miss, what now? Think up a way.

I am tied up. What way?

Who are you?

Did I really die for love with you?

Search me.

How would I die for love with a jerk like you?

The mere thought makes me puke.

Since you have time to insult me,

why don't you think up a way instead?

That dude seems to be off his rocker.

We may lose our lives if we can't get away.

It'll be fun this time.

Once we are back, cut off their arm tendons

leg tendons, head tendons, face tendons, dental tendons, and whatever tendons.

Take it easy. It's for auspiciousness.

Hey, jump!

Jump? How?

Hey...

Do you find the carriage running much faster?

You hear me out. It does seem so.

It seems that they have escaped!

What to do? It sucks!

Don't run...Stop!

Don't run...I say stop running!

It's enough!

You've been pursuing me for miles. Stop it!

Return the bronze mask and I'll stop.

Get it back if you can.

You aren't on my par. Just give up.

Watch out for the snake! Where?

Gotcha!

No...It's itchy here...

Too high...Lower a bit...

Thank you.

You snicker like a woman! Come untie me.

Can't I even snicker?

Are you hurt?

It seems my joint is dislocated.

See? I told you not to jump.

When did you say it?

Hey, you do it this way. It doesn't hurt?

It does. So?

Let me help you with it. You just bear it.

Done?

Yes.

You know how? Are you a physician?

I don't know. I just know.

You try to think who we are and where our families are.

I really can't remember anything.

You are so masculine and rude.

I think you are either a farmer or a coolie.

What about you?

I think I am ether a physician or a scholar.

I have either passed the county exam or I am a candidate for the imperial exam.

How would a candidate get saved from the lake with me?

Good question.

Or we really are deeply in love?

But the love between a scholar and a peasant woman is frowned upon.

We secretly tied the knots behind our parents' back

and then jumped into the lake to die for love.

This story is so moving. What do you think?

It really was true?

Heaven, why didn't you let me die?

My dear...

Get lost!

Hey, where are you going? I don't know.

Let us see if there's a yamen somewhere.

Our families might have reported our missing. They are looking for us.

Which way?

I smell people over there.

I don't believe it. I go this way.

Hey, it's obviously a dead-end road.

I'll cut a way out.

What nonsense! Men call the shots.

Men? Men?

What are you laughing at?

I don't know.

Hey, don't walk so fast. Let me lead the way.

One hour later...

See? I said we should walk this way. You insisted on walking that way.

We walked a long way for nothing.

You keep inhaling it. What's the heck is it?

I don't know. I do it out of habit.

Hey!

You said you smelled people. Where are they?

Can't you see? It says Sau Chun Town.

Can you smell it?

I smell sesame flat bread, roasted chestnut, white sugar sponge cake, candied fruit...

You shouldn't walk before a man does.

It's not how a woman should behave...

Chopping boards...

Hey! What?

What does it say?

Sau Chun Town.

A discount...

Buy two get one free... Ideal for three...

Greens...

It's a bargain...

Don't miss the chance...

How much for a sesame flat bread?

You have money? I don't.

It's an emergency. On credit.

Who are you? Why are you here?

Passing by or settling down? Why?

Pal, what's going on? Why are you all stiffened up?

We have intruders. What intruders?

Gotcha!

Instead of taking the yellow brick road,

you walked into my turf!

Sau Chun Town, assemble!

Go to work!

Run...

Bring it on!

(Yamen)

Stop it! A yamen there.

Help...

What are these?

Coffins. They may have bodies inside.

Where is the official? Come out!

Shut up!

Who are you? I am the undertaker.

What about the official? Why are here so many coffins?

The official?

There is no official here since I don't know when.

Seeing that the yamen's left vacant,

I have been using it as a mortuary.

There is a yamen but no official?

And you use it as a mortuary? How unbecoming!

What's the problem?

Sau Chun Town is situated in the junction of seven states.

As it's chaotic among these seven states,

this place has become lawless.

In time, bandits and martial world bullies have all moved here.

And you two offended Young Master Lung?

Young Master Lung? Who?

He's the godson of the most powerful man here.

Young Master Lung...

(Kin Ting House)

(Bak Che, Boss of Kin Ting House)

(Pimp Lau, Boss of Pik Pik Ching House)

(Sam Sat, Boss of Sei Wai Tavern)

(Wing Gwai, Boss of Tai Sat Sam Hall)

(Wing Siu, Heir of Tai Sat Sam Hall)

Tea leaves, two words. Float or sink.

Tea leaves that float fail to soak in water

There is no infusion.

Even premium Da Hong Pao won't work.

It's wasted.

Second Master, spare us the float or sink.

Cut to the chase.

(Fok Ching-shan, Second Master of Yik Fung Escort)

Brother Tong, the water is not boiling. the tea is not infused.

Second Master, I am sorry. I change it for you.

What's wrong with you? How careless!

It's just a mistake.

But this is not a mistake.

A man named Chan Tsat asked us to deliver 5 catties of salt for him.

It turns out to be five-mineral powder.

It's lucky we found it out.

Does anyone of you know Chan Tsat?

Or one of you is Chan Tsat?

Tai Sat Sam Hall is just a place for playing mah-jong.

We never touched five-mineral powder.

Both Uncle and I have got nothing to do with it.

Pimp Lau, is it you?

It's well-known that business in Pik Pik Ching House has never been good.

What the heck? You suspect me?

I dare you to search Pik Pik Ching House.

Puy nox i

I will jump from Kin Ting House!

If you want to jump, go somewhere else!

Don't you disrupt my business!

We agreed on it.

We wouldn't touch five-mineral powder.

A promise is a promise.

Is someone here trying to alienate us?

Anyway, no one can go until there's an answer.

Or we may have to stay here for dinner.

Alright.

Sure.

I have no time for you.

I go back to oversee my business.

What's so impatient?

(Kau Yung, First Master of Yik Fung Escort, Chief of Sau Chun Town)

First Master...

Easy.

Sit down.

I have urgent things to do today.

I don't want to waste your time either.

I give you seven days to get me Chan Tsat.

Otherwise, I will take it that you have all taken part.

What? I mean it.

I said what I wanted to say.

Second Master, let us go.

But dinner is not prepared back home.

Let's eat here.

Come on...

I don't think you can finish the food here.

Have you washed your hands?

We wash the buns when we are home.

Don't bother...

Wash the buns and they are edible.

What did that Kau Yung take us for?

He means to frame us when the culprit is not found?

When I started out pimping, he was still a toddler.

He only wants to know whom this package belongs to.

After all, since he became the Chief of Sau Chun Town,

we have had over ten years of peace.

What the heck?

He calls the shots in Yik Fung Escort, what's the big deal?

He stole it.

It's his godson's business.

He's not human.

He will take over ours as well sooner or later.

(Yik Fung Escort)

Let the torture begin! Roger!

Bring it on!

If I so much as frown, I am not a man! Hey...

You hear me out! Walk your talk!

Hey! What gives? Leave the girl to me.

Take care of the other one.

Hey! Finish what you've started! No...No...

You look so much like Kuen. I'll be nice to you.

Kuen my foot!

What nerve! Torture!

What's wrong with you?

I said leave the girl to me. The other one!

Brother Lung, stop!

Hey, Sister Mui, not a moment too soon.

Come over to have a good look. Look at her face. She looks like Kuen, right?

So what? Is she Kuen?

No.

Stop!

Are you all right?

But Kuen and I had had a pledge. She said...

You just cut it out.

I said they didn't steal the consignment. Let them go.

First Master will soon be back.

How did they not?

Their accomplice will come to rescue them.

We just have to wait.

Chong-lung!

Godfather... First Master...

What made you think they are suspicious?

Godfather, not a moment too soon.

These two faked dead bodies in the lake to lure us to their rescue.

Then they nicked the bronze mask and passed it to their accomplice.

How cunning!

But it's not the woman's fault.

The man must be the mastermind.

First Master?

Do you need a hand? No, thanks.

First Master, you are smart, outstanding, and imposing.

You must be brainy, knowledgeable, learned, and perceptive.

Peuaddey geym SHI

She and I were somehow rescued from the lake.

We were accused of stealing or robbing out of the blue.

It's bad enough that we have amnesia.

Five seconds before you showed up,

we were almost tortured into confession by these jerks.

First Master, you are fair, just, and impartial,

please clear our names for us.

Hey, you done?

He has no more to say. Beat him up. Stop it!

How can you torture them before getting into the bottom of it?

You mean to torture them into confession?

Godfather...

First Master, do you mind if I ask you a question?

Go ahead.

Did you happen to be in the scene when this chap lost his consignment?

What do you mean?

I am afraid it's an inside job. It's thief crying thief.

What do you mean?

Miss, you went after a suspicious man consignment was lost. after the

How did it end?

Chap, could you simplify it a bit? I don't get it.

1106 or no pede quop i 'deyp

You just believe in me. I am helping you. Thank you.

You're welcome.

Ve reason 'analla on I

the one who stole the consignment is this First Master.

Ve reason 'analla on I

the one who stole the consignment is this First Master.

I am afraid this miss knew about it too.

Watch out for the snake! Where?

Gotcha!

You fooled me. Am I really getting on?

It's because I know you are afraid of snakes.

If only Chong-lung were half as smart as you are.

Oh, you did it to test Brother Lung?

Miss, upon your return, you were certain we were not suspicious.

While I was grateful to you, I found it odd.

You went after a suspect.

Yet you never mentioned the result after your return.

When First Master showed up, I smelled your osmanthus hair gel.

Everything was clear to me.

Let me go...

I smelled the special osmanthus hair gel at that time.

There are also cnidium rhizome, ginger root, and multiflower knotweed.

How come your nose is so sensitive?

First Master has begun to lose hair.

Hair gel with cnidium rhizome, ginger root, and multiflower knotweed

is good for hair growth.

Adding osmanthus is conducive to circulation and it gives a good smell.

Why didn't you tell him my hair is glued on as well?

Thank you for your info.

Though I don't know why you would steal from your own,

I just want to make clear that I and this lady are innocent.

We didn't do it.

Godfather, was what he said true?

This consignment was a plot. You stole it to try me out.

You played me like a monkey, right?

You have the nerve to complain? I gave you the chance to go after me.

You were oblivious to it. You got the wrong people instead.

I am so disappointed in you. I give up!

Second Master, you take care of it!

I don't have to know you to tell you are stupid.

This lady is much smarter.

All men are useless!

Sister Mui, you are happy now.

You joined them to make a fool of me, right?

Brother Lung...

See it as a lesson learned. Be smarter next time.

Reheat them and eat them.

You are all happy now.

You joined hands to set me up to prove I am a fool.

I was caught off guard! I give you a like! What about two?

Young Master Lung...

I bought you a sesame flat bread.

See how big it is.

Cut it into eight pieces as usual?

I have no appetite. How can I eat eight pieces?

Cut it into four and take them into my room.

Young Master Lung is smart.

Eight pieces are too many.

All cleared?

How outrageous! We were taken for a ride.

I am so pissed!

I am sorry. You two can go now.

Why stop here?

Hey, you are bleeding!

Hey, be careful...

No...

Physician, help... Let me take her to the clinic.

Brother Fung, you entrusted Chong-lung to me 15 years ago.

(The Tablet of Fan Fung)

You wanted me to nurture him. But he's a failure.

The 15 years were wasted.

You have done your best.

Brother Fung won't blame us.

It's about time we handed Yik Fung Escort over to his son.

Hand it over to him? How can I do it?

Chong-lung has no brain and he's petty.

He keeps having weird ideas.

If I let him fend for himself, the elders will devour him.

He's a grown man. You can't babysit him for life.

Moreover, you gave me your word.

I know. You give me some more time.

He's a lost cause.

What about finding him a capable advisor?

I too want to find such a person. But where to find one?

Now we are at it,

Chin-dou that rascal has left home for a year.

Where has he gone?

It's rumoured that he... That he's dead.

I won't believe it.

He's a big guy. He won't die so easily.

Don't think about it.

Have the decoction first. Take care of yourself.

I just had one.

There is another dosage being prepared. Come on. Take it hot.

Miss, you are awesome. Are you a physician?

I have some medical knowledge.

This miss was drowned and it disrupted her meridians and circulations.

Several days of rest and she'll be fine.

Miss Siu-mui, thank you. You're welcome.

I too was drowned.

How come it's not that serious with me?

She seems to be a martial arts practitioner.

The harder she tried to mobilize her Qi,

the greater the damage to her vitality.

You, on the other hand, don't know martial arts.

Your recovery is faster instead.

You don't know martial arts? What a loser.

But I recover faster than you do.

Mister, you are frail in constitution and you have asthma.

I have added in medicines that soothe breathing.

Thank you.

Well then, could you see if there's a way to help us restore our memories?

There are mentions of amnesia in medical books.

The loss of memory is due to blood blockage.

I think there must be blood clogs in your brain.

I wonder if bloodletting will help, From where?

Can you do it on the crown? How?

Drill a hole on it.

Such ancient skulls were dug up in the south.

They all have a hole at the top.

Some suspect it's the third eye to link to heaven.

Some say it's for treatment.

I have tried it to help people with amnesia.

Really? Did it work?

Yes. Their memories were restored.

Really? Then just do it.

But they died a day later.

Take it easy.

Nothing ventured nothing gained.

Now similar cases come up again, I can't wait to try it.

I appreciate your kindness.

But I don't think we need it. You do!

Execution is just the loss of the head.

Brain surgery is just a hole on the head.

The wrong hole means eternal regret.

It's your head. I'll try it if it works on you.

Come on...

What is it?

It's no big deal.

Martial arts practitioners like to walk on the rooftop.

It means mending the roof again.

Who is it?

A delivery.

Why so sneaky...

Sit down first.

You don't find this family weird?

Let us check them out.

Abbess, how should I address you?

Abbess Liujue of Old Cave School.

Abbess, what does it mean?

I've long heard of First Master Kau Yung's name.

Here's a souvenir from my hometown. Please accept it.

Abbess, you come for a reason.

Please cut to the chase.

Chin-dou?

Brother Dou...

(Kau Chin-dou, Young Master Dou of Yik Fung Escort)

Your son is shameless.

He disguised as a woman to be a nun.

He meant to steal our supreme routines.

He's unruly and turned our school upside down.

Rein him in.

Don't let him terrorize the martial world again.

Excuse us.

Brother Dou, you are finally home.

It's a misunderstanding. You mistake me for someone else.

Benefactor, excuse me.

I dare you to go away again!

I have no time for you tonight.

Don't call me Godfather ever again! You said so.

A family dispute.

Let us go.

Rascal! A river of no return!

Go away again and I'll break your legs.

Stop upsetting your godfather.

I won't if I am not around.

Rascal!

Mosquitoes?

You...

Don't come near...

Or I'll break his neck! Hey, wait...

Please, I am innocent. I just passed by.

We don't even know his name.

Right. I don't know my own name either. I really am innocent.

Let me see what you have picked up outside.

No...

It's me...

Stop...

It's me again...It's me again...

Don't drag the innocent in.

I dare you to make it clear with me.

I quit.

First Master, I am fine, thank you.

Brother Dou, don't go...

One more step and I'll spill the tea on you.

Fok Siu-mui, you are ruthless!

We really have to go? But why?

I am bleeding. That's why.

The First Master stole his son's consignment.

The Second Master wanted to drill a hole into my skull.

Then a man in drag popped up, and he dressed as a nun!

None of them is normal.

We can't go away soon enough.

I find Siu-mui quite nice.

I don't find her trustworthy. And you are?

I am your husband after all.

Only when mounts are flat, sky and earth are one,

will I break up with you.

We two jumped into the lake to die for love.

Our love is so deep and so moving.

We two are one from now on.

What about it?

Well? Are you deeply touched?

What's so touching?

What? Your pair of earrings is pretty.

It must worth a lot.

Let me sell it tomorrow morning to get a cool carriage.

Whatever.

Hey, don't walk so fast.

It's a wide world out there.

I won't confine myself to Sau Chun Town all my life.

Old Cave School ousted me, I'll find another school.

I've decided to go to Chung Hom State to be Knight-errant Hermit Ghost's disciple.

His Heart and Bone Crushing Claw is well-known in the martial world,

every move is fatal.

The using of it... Just hearing of it makes me tremble.

Brother Dou, get to the point.

Let bygones be bygones.

Don't worry, I have told no one about it.

All related things were burnt down.

No traces were left behind.

If anyone happens to know about this secret,

I'll make sure they will be dead.

That's my Sister Mui.

Still, I have to go.

Godfather has terminal disease.

What?

You know I won't joke with such things.

The Four Elders are watching on the side.

If they learn about it, Sau Chun Town will experience terror.

Brother Dou, honor the man who raised you up.

You can't be so selfish.

Godfather really needs you.

Not just Godfather,

I need you too.

Why didn't you tell me you are back?

Brother Dou, I missed you.

I missed you too.

I knew you missed me.

Since you missed me, don't go, alright?

It is so decided.

We the Yik Fung God-siblings are whole again. We will be invincible!

Master, what can I get you?

Kau Chin-dou is still alive?

Didn't you say he died of venereal disease?

Go back to your food.

What now?

Gossiping about my kid brother? Louder please.

You wish me dead?

The low fatality rate hurts your business and you are unhappy?

Just three little ghosts. Let us go.

Some people have just died.

Halt! Finish your food.

I dare you!

I am Sau Chun Town's...

Pimp Lau.

No! It's bullying...

There are no carriages for sale in this town? For real...

But it's dangerous.

Let's leave this place first.

Oh no, nature calls... I go there to pee. Sorry.

Some excuses. Be quick.

Are you mad? You jumped out in front of a carriage?

Oh, miss, you want a ride?

I want your carriage. I trade it with an earring.

Plus you...

Alright. It's a deal. But it's not convenient here.

Go over there.

So you are an addict...

One hour later...

I went to take a leak and there's a carriage.

Yes. ¿! Ang nox pla

But your earrings are still here. How did you pay for it?

I don't remember.

You don't remember what just happened?

Your condition is serious indeed.

Whatever. Just get it. Be quick.

How to drive a carriage?

You don't know how? What's wrong with you?

You are useless indeed.

That's it.

That's it? Why didn't you say so?

Now you are here.

You drive. I sit at the back.

Hey...I am not up yet...

Hey, I am still not up yet.

You did it on purpose. You hussy!

We've been to hell and back together.

You want to leave me behind?

Well? Too weak to climb up?

Should I carry you?

I dare you to stop.

Not so fast! It makes me sick.

How come my hands are so dirty?

What do you want? These dorks are useless.

I have to do it myself.

Why do you want me dead?

Look at you. You are on the point of dying.

Spending my life with you? I'd rather marry a dog.

What about you?

A big mouth and thin lips is a husband killer.

If I married you, I sure would die young.

You want to marry me? Dream on.

You want to marry me? In your next life.

Drop dead!

I'll make you die with me! Hag!

Don't you come over...

Where are you going?

Seeing that you were asleep, I meant to go buy you some food.

Really?

You take a rest. I go buy you some food.

Stop!

What now?

I remember it! I remember it all!

Look at your back...

Hey, where are you going? Stop! Do you want to die?

What about only when mounts are flat,

sky and earth are one, will I break up with you?

You go back on your word? Heaven will strike you!

No...

You make me do it! NO...

You missed the mark!

You aimed at the snake? It's not me?

Why should I kill you?

Why did you run away?

I was playing a prank with you.

You fell for it. Really...

I am telling you...

If you leave me behind again, I'll chop you up.

How can I leave you behind? It's impossible.

Oh, you said you remembered it. What did you remember?

The carriage... You snatched it.

Miss Siu-mui?

I was looking for you.

A man covered in dirt said his carriage was taken away.

He's put upside down in dirt. I did it.

What?

I went for number one and you stole a carriage.

If I went for number two,

you might have killed a man or committed arson.

Just a carriage, what's the big deal?

You don't find it a big deal?

You have the wrong ideas. You are immoral. Are you human at all?

Miss, I find you not simple at all.

I too want to know who you are.

Have you remembered anything?

A total blank.

What about you?

Me? Nothing...A total blank...

No, I remember we were a loving couple.

We couldn't leave each other.

We kissed each other all the time.

We were totally in love.

You and me? Yes.

So gross? A bit.

Do you remember your name?

I have nothing. The world is my oyster.

I am Li Sei. Call me Sei.

Li Sei? Can you be more creative?

What about me? What's my name?

Man Yee.

Man Yee...

As in barbaric?

Barbaric? That's an odd name.

No...it's different.

Man Yee here has another meaning.

Man means in abundance. Yee means elegance.

Man Yee means full of elegance.

Man Yee? What a mouthful. But it sounds nice.

Of course it is.

You aren't telling the whole truth.

It seems you have a lot to hide.

No...it's not what she says! No...

Drop dead...

Miss, calm down...

Miss, sorry!

Go away...

Sorry...

Good! Cut...

How romantic!

Love...

Jeannie's IG in costume...

OK...

How sexy...