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Did I drool on ya?
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I don't mind.
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See ya later.
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I'm fuckin' starving.
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We could share a candy.
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Dipstix?
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There's only one dip stick.
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I don't wanna give you
my spit germs.
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Too late.
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How about these?
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Nah, they got that
coconut asshole taste.
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They got Sour Straws.
Those split easy.
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Yeah, grab 'em.
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Holy shit.
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What? They got free coffee.
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And little milks.
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That's creamer, ya dummy.
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Tastes good, though.
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Maybe it's too hot for coffee.
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Fuckin' Florida.
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Hey, you should get some shorts.
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I don't wear shorts.
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Ever? Never.
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What do you wear at the beach?
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I don't know.
I ain't never been to the beach.
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At least not as a bigger person.
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What'd you wear when you
were a littler person?
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Pants.
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Okay. How far is the beach?
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We're going.
Pants or no pants.
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They got maps.
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All right. Looks like
the beach is this far.
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How far is this?
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Pretty far. But once
we get that car...
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Whoo! Come on, fuckers.
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Grab a 30 rack
and 'em Flamin' Hots.
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Oh, and grab an ice bag.
I'mma get the blunt wraps.
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Yeah.
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About to eat mint chocolate
chip and get high as fuck.
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Oh.
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Go right ahead.
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Gimme them Grape Swishy Boys.
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You gonna pay
for them this time?
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How about, you be the Swishy
Boys gettin' motherfucker
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and shut the fuck up?
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Come on.
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Sour.
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Here.
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You want some coffee?
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What the fuck?
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Better clean that shit
off my car, bitch.
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Your car?
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Fuck's askin'?
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Last chance, motherfucker.
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Clean it.
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Man, there's no way you can
chug a beer in two seconds.
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Not in my mouth.
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Would you two stop butt
chuggin' in my fuckin' house?
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You're lucky ice melts.
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What the fuck was that?
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My dad's car.
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Are you fuckin' kiddin' me?
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That... That's the car?
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The one that's drivin' away?
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It was gold.
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You never told me
it was fuckin' gold.
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What the fuck?
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What are we gonna do?
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We gonna go get it, or what?
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Oh, my God.
What the fuck?
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I cannot believe you
let that car get away.
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Came all the way to fuckin' Florida for
you to let that fuckin' car get away.
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How the hell are we
gonna find 'em now?
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Let's go.
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Check it. Those twins
posted something. Look.
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Hey, I'm driving.
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Richmond Hill Hospital,
where's that?
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I'm guessing somewhere
around Richmond Hill.
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And that's an hour and a half
drive behind us.
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Well, good. That means we're
that much closer to Florida
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than those Neanderthals.
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We're comin' for ya, Wayne!
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Hey! You can't yell
at the driver.
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Jeez.
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This hospital's hashtag
got some wild shit on it.
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Damn.
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This used to be
a dude's face, look.
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Hey! Get that out
of my fucking face!
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I'm fucking driving, Orlando!
Jesus Christ!
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You're gonna fucking
kill both of us!
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Shoot.
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Three fucks and the Lord's name in vain.
What's wrong with you?
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I'm sorry, bud.
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I'm starvin'.
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Why is nothin' open?
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Maybe because we're in the
Bible Belt on a Sunday?
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Nothing's open.
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I gotta eat soon.
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Once my blood sugar dips,
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I'm just not my
usual fun lovin' self.
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Look, if you get tired,
I could drive.
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You're not driving.
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All right, look. You need a hot meal
at any time of the day, guaranteed?
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There's only one place
for you to go.
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A strip club? You want me
to eat food in a strip club?
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There is zero chance
I'm going in there.
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And even less
of a chance you are.
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It's not funny, Orlando.
I told you about my blood sugar.
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I'm serious, I'm hungry.
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And you bring me
to a strip club.
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Jesus.
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Are they making ribs in there?
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I think the strip club
has a smoker.
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Hey!
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All right. All right.
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Just real quick.
We'll just go in quick.
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Oh, man.
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Gotta admit, it's pretty cool.
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All right, here's
what we're gonna do.
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It's an old car,
so I can hot-wire it.
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You get in the passenger side,
lay low while I sneak around, fire it up.
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We'll be out of here before they can
say, "What the fuck?"
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Wayne?
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Yeah.
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Hot-wire.
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Wayne, what're you doing?
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Wayne.
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Oh, shit. It's coffee boy.
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Yo, whatchoo doin'
with our beers, homie? Fucker.
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Hey, you touch one more beer,
I'm gonna kick your ass, bro.
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It's tea time, motherfucker.
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Wayne.
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Little bitch. Let's get this
fucking party started!
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Come on, Chamomile,
show him what Ocala all about.
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You fucked up now, coffee boy.
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Shouldn't have done that, bitch.
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You got knocked the fuck out!
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00:10:08,780 --> 00:10:11,472
I never dropped
your beer. What the fuck?
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Shit.
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Oh, fuck!
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Who the fuck you think you is?
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Hey.
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Hey!
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What the fuck is goin' on?
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Holy fucking shit.
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Well, you look
just like your father.
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Isn't this nice?
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00:11:02,006 --> 00:11:04,802
Everybody sitting together,
like family supper.
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00:11:07,425 --> 00:11:08,909
There's fruit in the salad.
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00:11:09,013 --> 00:11:12,499
Yeah, I know, it's, um,
part of that food pyramid or whatever.
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You know, maybe it's good
that the party was canceled
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because it's just more for us.
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That's right.
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And I don't know why I'm always
feeding those animals anyway.
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Those are my friends, Mama.
156
00:11:21,611 --> 00:11:24,373
Well, one of your "friends" took
a dump in my nice plant pot.
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00:11:27,997 --> 00:11:29,378
Mama? MAUREEN:
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Can you cut
the meat off my ribs?
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00:11:32,795 --> 00:11:34,694
What? You know you
do it like I like.
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Oh, come on.
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00:11:35,798 --> 00:11:37,041
What's the matter with you?
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Cutting meat for you, weirdo.
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He come outta you?
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Him? No.
This is Calvin's boy from before.
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Reggie comes out of what I
call an "F'd up relationship."
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I F'd up and had relations with
someone after too many tallboys.
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Oh, my God.
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Well, it must a relief
he's not yours.
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No offense.
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None taken.
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Hey, coffee boy,
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got lucky today.
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Almost got took'd out
by Chamomile.
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Why do you call him Chamomile?
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'Cause he puts
motherfuckers to sleep.
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I'm still awake. For now.
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Wow. Does anybody
want more potato salad?
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'Cause it's so good,
it's very fancy,
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it's got the skin still on,
it's got those tiny little green...
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Oh, my God.
I'm sorry, do you not care
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how your son's been doing
for the past 11 goddamn years?
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Has it been 11 goddamn years?
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00:12:27,332 --> 00:12:28,161
Really?
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00:12:28,264 --> 00:12:29,517
You know,
I noticed you was taller.
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00:12:29,541 --> 00:12:31,889
Oh, yeah, since he was five?
That's kinda how it works.
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00:12:31,923 --> 00:12:33,753
Hey. Okay, that was a joke
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and I thought it was good.
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You know what?
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You should really stop
laying out in the sun.
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Your orange skin's
distractin' me
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from your one fake tit that's
bigger than the other fake tit.
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All right. What the fuck?
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Calm down. You think ya
better than me?
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Do you think you're
better than me? Hey. Shh.
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Calm... Dad's dead.
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Cancer. From his job.
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Yeah, he always worked too much.
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00:13:10,479 --> 00:13:13,862
I told him. I said, "Those...
Those fumes, they're gonna get ya."
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Which worked out in my favor.
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00:13:18,590 --> 00:13:19,626
Just saying.
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Well, may he rest in peace.
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Right?
203
00:13:28,877 --> 00:13:30,879
Who wants dessert?
Everybody saving room?
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'Cause I got Entenmanns.
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Fuckin' A.
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00:13:33,674 --> 00:13:35,055
Mama? What?
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00:13:35,159 --> 00:13:37,506
Can you get me
some more Hi-C, please?
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00:13:37,609 --> 00:13:38,609
Sure.
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00:13:41,510 --> 00:13:42,511
Right.
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00:14:02,911 --> 00:14:04,326
Hi.
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00:14:04,429 --> 00:14:06,017
You ain't gettin' in here,
little man.
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00:14:06,121 --> 00:14:07,501
I'm Krystal's kid.
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Fifteen bucks.
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00:14:15,268 --> 00:14:16,959
I'm Krystal's accountant.
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00:14:17,063 --> 00:14:18,719
Then write that shit off.
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00:14:23,000 --> 00:14:24,208
Can I get a receipt?
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00:14:25,209 --> 00:14:26,279
It was just a joke.
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00:14:26,382 --> 00:14:29,385
Just a little accountant humor.
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00:14:31,353 --> 00:14:32,388
There you go.
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00:14:33,734 --> 00:14:34,943
Good day.
221
00:14:35,046 --> 00:14:37,807
How did you know
there was gonna be a Krystal?
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00:14:37,911 --> 00:14:39,568
Dude, there's always a Krystal.
223
00:14:42,536 --> 00:14:43,675
I see you, baby.
224
00:14:44,642 --> 00:14:47,058
Oh, yeah! I love it!
225
00:14:47,162 --> 00:14:49,750
These places,
they never made sense to me.
226
00:14:49,854 --> 00:14:51,407
You got all these women.
227
00:14:51,511 --> 00:14:53,202
They get their
clothes off.-
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00:14:53,237 --> 00:14:56,516
Okay? They never ever
would do it with you.
229
00:14:56,619 --> 00:14:59,243
And you pay them
your money, you get up,
230
00:14:59,346 --> 00:15:02,315
you go home,
you're all worked up.
231
00:15:02,418 --> 00:15:05,387
It's like payin' a restaurant
to smell the food.
232
00:15:05,421 --> 00:15:09,011
Dude, could you just shut up
and enjoy the nekkid?
233
00:15:09,701 --> 00:15:11,082
What's "the nekkid"?
234
00:15:12,842 --> 00:15:14,223
The nekkid, you know?
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00:15:14,844 --> 00:15:16,570
Look, there's the buffet.
236
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"The naked."
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00:15:27,098 --> 00:15:28,686
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
238
00:15:28,789 --> 00:15:29,929
Few rules.
239
00:15:30,032 --> 00:15:31,516
Never take the top plate.Yeah.
240
00:15:31,620 --> 00:15:33,173
Always use the tongs. Yeah, yeah.
241
00:15:33,277 --> 00:15:35,693
And never get
the last of anything. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
242
00:15:35,796 --> 00:15:39,076
There's always
a fresh batch on its way.-Yeah.
243
00:15:39,179 --> 00:15:41,181
Hey. What'd I just say?
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I'm sorry, I wasn't listening.
245
00:15:48,913 --> 00:15:51,364
Well, that was fuckin'
delightful.
246
00:15:51,467 --> 00:15:53,124
What are we still doing here?
247
00:15:54,263 --> 00:15:55,264
She made us supper.
248
00:15:55,299 --> 00:15:57,197
Oh, yeah, mother
of the fuckin' year.
249
00:15:57,301 --> 00:15:59,889
Now, can we please take the car
and get the hell out of here?
250
00:15:59,993 --> 00:16:01,132
There you fuckin' is.
251
00:16:01,236 --> 00:16:03,790
Hey, you wanna see something?
252
00:16:03,893 --> 00:16:05,965
Depends what it is.
253
00:16:06,068 --> 00:16:07,449
It's my birthday present.
254
00:16:07,552 --> 00:16:10,314
I'm taking your boyfriend.
255
00:16:14,007 --> 00:16:15,595
Come on, bitch. Hurry up.
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00:16:19,633 --> 00:16:20,738
Oh.
257
00:16:20,841 --> 00:16:22,464
You two go play nice?
258
00:16:22,567 --> 00:16:24,397
Yes, Mama.
259
00:16:24,500 --> 00:16:26,675
I could use some help
with the dishes in there.
260
00:16:26,778 --> 00:16:30,230
Oh, okay. You want me to go get
your husband or whatever he is?
261
00:16:30,679 --> 00:16:31,921
Yeah, sure.
262
00:16:32,025 --> 00:16:34,821
If it ain't a car or my tits,
he ain't puttin' his hands on it.
263
00:16:35,822 --> 00:16:37,168
Thanks for that picture.
264
00:16:40,171 --> 00:16:41,690
I'll tell you something else.
265
00:16:41,793 --> 00:16:44,220
Ever since I started wearing
these rubber gloves to do dishes,
266
00:16:44,244 --> 00:16:46,315
my nails, they just
don't break so much.
267
00:16:46,419 --> 00:16:49,008
Oh, is that right? Yeah, and I used
to be a manicurist.
268
00:16:49,042 --> 00:16:53,978
Hey, you know how everyone thinks that
their toes are the most disgusting?
269
00:16:54,082 --> 00:16:56,463
Well, they're right. Oh, wow, that's
a great story, Maureen.
270
00:16:56,567 --> 00:16:59,673
Maybe they'll make
a movie out of it.
271
00:16:59,708 --> 00:17:01,675
But what was my worst job?
272
00:17:01,710 --> 00:17:02,710
Let's see.
273
00:17:02,745 --> 00:17:04,506
What the fuck
is wrong with this thing?
274
00:17:04,609 --> 00:17:06,715
There's nothing wrong
with that thing.
275
00:17:07,716 --> 00:17:09,338
I made that. Yeah.
276
00:17:09,442 --> 00:17:10,442
Jesus.
277
00:17:11,375 --> 00:17:13,342
I did. I took a pottery class
at the rec center.
278
00:17:13,377 --> 00:17:15,517
And I thought it was
gonna be like Ghost.
279
00:17:15,551 --> 00:17:16,656
But you know what?
280
00:17:16,759 --> 00:17:19,003
I didn't see a single
Patrick Swayze.
281
00:17:20,211 --> 00:17:21,211
So I quit.
282
00:17:21,281 --> 00:17:22,489
I didn't need that.
283
00:17:22,593 --> 00:17:24,353
That shit's
harder than it looks.
284
00:17:24,457 --> 00:17:26,217
What's hard? Showing up?
285
00:17:26,666 --> 00:17:27,770
What?
286
00:17:27,874 --> 00:17:30,463
Aw, look at you. You got a mouth on you.
You know what?
287
00:17:30,566 --> 00:17:32,189
You know who you remind me of?
Me.
288
00:17:32,223 --> 00:17:34,294
Oh, yeah? You remind me
of my Aunt Linda.
289
00:17:34,398 --> 00:17:35,882
Oh, yeah? She liked
to make pottery?
290
00:17:35,916 --> 00:17:37,401
No, she liked to make meth.
291
00:17:37,504 --> 00:17:40,749
Also left the family. Then she blew
herself up in a shitty trailer.
292
00:17:43,303 --> 00:17:45,202
I don't gotta
explain myself to you.
293
00:17:45,236 --> 00:17:46,513
Yeah, you're right.
294
00:17:46,617 --> 00:17:48,653
I ain't the one
you gotta explain anything to.
295
00:17:49,068 --> 00:17:50,517
Well,
296
00:17:50,621 --> 00:17:53,486
he seemed like
he turned out just fine.
297
00:17:53,589 --> 00:17:54,808
You don't know
anything about him.
298
00:17:54,832 --> 00:17:57,076
My life was
very complicated back then.
299
00:17:57,179 --> 00:17:58,180
Jesus fucking Christ.
300
00:17:58,284 --> 00:18:00,355
Everybody's life
is fucking complicated.
301
00:18:00,458 --> 00:18:02,011
You know?
It don't make it right.
302
00:18:02,115 --> 00:18:03,737
You runnin' out on your family.
303
00:18:05,153 --> 00:18:06,568
Oh, yeah?
304
00:18:06,602 --> 00:18:07,707
Where's your family?
305
00:18:15,611 --> 00:18:16,681
Whoops.
306
00:18:25,207 --> 00:18:26,691
I'm just fuckin' with you.
307
00:18:29,108 --> 00:18:30,281
Here she is.
308
00:18:44,985 --> 00:18:46,366
She's a beauty.
309
00:18:49,749 --> 00:18:53,442
Did some head work
to get the horsepower over 325.
310
00:18:53,477 --> 00:18:55,651
One of the few
gas guzzlers left.
311
00:18:55,755 --> 00:19:00,242
Till all of them fuckin' hippies got
all uppity about the environment.
312
00:19:00,346 --> 00:19:01,450
Fuckin' hippies.
313
00:19:01,554 --> 00:19:03,763
It's a relic from another era.
314
00:19:03,866 --> 00:19:06,490
Plus the backseat's good
to do the fuckin' in.
315
00:19:10,977 --> 00:19:13,807
So, Wayne,
316
00:19:13,842 --> 00:19:17,639
you come all this way just to
have a salad with fruit in it? REGGIE:
317
00:19:21,021 --> 00:19:22,333
You like cars?
318
00:19:22,437 --> 00:19:23,438
Certain ones.
319
00:19:23,541 --> 00:19:24,680
Know anything about 'em?
320
00:19:24,784 --> 00:19:26,234
Certain ones.
321
00:19:26,337 --> 00:19:27,994
Well, this one runs hot.
322
00:19:28,028 --> 00:19:29,098
Real hot.
323
00:19:29,202 --> 00:19:30,997
You don't want it
to overheat.-
324
00:19:35,208 --> 00:19:36,520
Top it off.
325
00:19:42,698 --> 00:19:46,495
You know, Reg, I actually got
this car from Wayne's old man.
326
00:19:46,530 --> 00:19:47,600
No shit.
327
00:19:47,703 --> 00:19:49,498
He loved it.
328
00:19:49,533 --> 00:19:51,707
But it just became
too much for him to handle.
329
00:19:51,811 --> 00:19:53,192
Damn.
330
00:19:53,295 --> 00:19:54,296
Not what I heard.
331
00:19:54,400 --> 00:19:56,195
Oh, yeah? What'd you hear?
332
00:19:56,298 --> 00:19:58,335
That you stole it.
333
00:19:58,438 --> 00:20:00,060
"Stole.""Stole."
334
00:20:00,164 --> 00:20:02,028
That don't sound right.
335
00:20:02,131 --> 00:20:03,823
Seeing as though I got the title
336
00:20:06,274 --> 00:20:07,551
and the keys.
337
00:20:07,654 --> 00:20:08,654
Oh, shit.
338
00:20:10,795 --> 00:20:11,796
Thanks, Daddy.
339
00:20:15,559 --> 00:20:17,008
Well, I got a bunch of postcards
340
00:20:17,112 --> 00:20:19,735
with a picture of a dickhead
and his stupid mustache on 'em.
341
00:20:23,083 --> 00:20:24,844
Fuck!
342
00:20:24,947 --> 00:20:28,399
Hey, keep your punk bitch-ass
hands off my baby.
343
00:20:32,334 --> 00:20:34,060
You're out of coolant, dickhead.
344
00:20:36,235 --> 00:20:39,859
Daddy, I... I will whip
that boy's ass... Shut the fuck up, Reggie.
345
00:20:45,761 --> 00:20:47,729
What happened?
346
00:20:47,763 --> 00:20:50,732
Don't worry.
Nothing broke but this ugly bowl.
347
00:20:54,598 --> 00:20:56,772
Hey, I got it. I got it. I don't mind.
348
00:21:12,236 --> 00:21:13,755
No pics of you up there.
349
00:21:19,312 --> 00:21:20,589
You're so stupid.
350
00:21:20,624 --> 00:21:22,350
I got more pictures, you know,
351
00:21:22,453 --> 00:21:24,352
of you, from when
you was little.
352
00:21:24,455 --> 00:21:25,939
Come on. Yeah.
353
00:21:28,114 --> 00:21:30,461
That's one ugly-ass fish.
354
00:21:30,565 --> 00:21:32,291
Does it sing a song
or somethin'?
355
00:21:32,394 --> 00:21:34,120
Oh. No, that's real.
356
00:21:34,223 --> 00:21:36,536
I mean, it was real.
357
00:21:36,640 --> 00:21:39,125
The boys caught it.
They love noodling.
358
00:21:39,159 --> 00:21:40,885
What the fuck is "noodling"?
359
00:21:40,989 --> 00:21:42,715
Oh, wait, I don't care.
360
00:21:43,336 --> 00:21:45,442
Ka-blam.
361
00:21:45,545 --> 00:21:46,546
Here we go.
362
00:21:46,650 --> 00:21:47,892
C'mere, handsome.
363
00:21:48,962 --> 00:21:50,792
Look how cute you were.
364
00:21:51,240 --> 00:21:52,276
Still is.
365
00:21:52,380 --> 00:21:54,105
How's a baby get a shiner?
366
00:21:54,209 --> 00:21:57,074
Gave it to himself. Yeah.
367
00:21:57,177 --> 00:21:58,834
Took your father's hammer,
368
00:21:58,938 --> 00:22:01,734
went after your Big Wheel,
tried to bash it.
369
00:22:01,837 --> 00:22:05,634
Took one swing
at that big plastic tire
370
00:22:05,738 --> 00:22:08,568
and the hammer bounces back.
Bam. Right in the eye.
371
00:22:08,672 --> 00:22:10,467
Maybe somebody should've
been watchin' him.
372
00:22:10,501 --> 00:22:12,607
You loved to carry
that hammer everywhere.
373
00:22:12,710 --> 00:22:15,161
I... I never understood
why you loved it so much,
374
00:22:15,195 --> 00:22:20,615
but maybe 'cause it had your father's
name scratched into the handle, I think.
375
00:22:21,270 --> 00:22:23,342
And my name.Yeah.
376
00:22:23,445 --> 00:22:26,517
Yeah, sweetie, I know.
You wiseass.
377
00:22:29,313 --> 00:22:30,521
Remember this?
378
00:22:30,625 --> 00:22:32,672
When your brother tried to
dress you up like a clown?
379
00:22:32,696 --> 00:22:35,008
But instead of using makeup,
380
00:22:35,457 --> 00:22:37,045
he used nail polish.
381
00:22:38,529 --> 00:22:40,669
And not the cheap stuff,
not the Wet n Wild.
382
00:22:40,704 --> 00:22:42,499
Like, the pricey shit.
383
00:22:42,533 --> 00:22:47,124
I went apeshit when I came home
and saw what he did to you.
384
00:22:47,227 --> 00:22:49,678
Took a whole bottle of acetone
just to get that off.
385
00:22:49,713 --> 00:22:51,300
Must have burned like hell.
386
00:22:51,404 --> 00:22:52,681
That was the crazy part.
387
00:22:52,785 --> 00:22:55,477
I'm just rubbin' this nail
polish remover all over his face
388
00:22:55,581 --> 00:22:58,204
and he's just sitting there,
lookin' up at me, smiling.
389
00:22:59,136 --> 00:23:00,379
Didn't cry once.
390
00:23:00,413 --> 00:23:02,795
You used nail polish remover
on his face?
391
00:23:02,898 --> 00:23:04,521
Well, the rubbin' alcohol
didn't work.
392
00:23:05,073 --> 00:23:06,523
Doesn't matter.
393
00:23:06,626 --> 00:23:10,181
You still got a nice face underneath
all them bruises and shit.
394
00:23:12,460 --> 00:23:13,737
Oh, Jesus Christ.
395
00:23:13,840 --> 00:23:16,015
Your hair smells so terrible.
396
00:23:17,741 --> 00:23:19,190
It's okay.
397
00:23:19,294 --> 00:23:21,848
Let's get you some,
shampoo and some bathroom shit, you know.
398
00:23:21,952 --> 00:23:24,679
Acetone-free, I promise.
Come on.
399
00:23:37,450 --> 00:23:38,450
I hate it.
400
00:23:40,280 --> 00:23:43,870
Look, they got that shower
gel that's got mangoes.
401
00:23:43,974 --> 00:23:45,182
Oh, yeah.
402
00:23:45,285 --> 00:23:46,285
Oh.
403
00:23:46,355 --> 00:23:47,909
You know, we already
got shower gel.
404
00:23:48,012 --> 00:23:51,222
It ain't all tutti-frutti,
but, you know, it'll do.
405
00:23:58,126 --> 00:23:59,127
What are we doin' here?
406
00:24:00,715 --> 00:24:01,923
Shoppin', I guess?
407
00:24:02,026 --> 00:24:03,580
Yeah, I know.
I can see that, but...
408
00:24:03,683 --> 00:24:05,133
Wayne, you gotta come see this.
409
00:24:05,236 --> 00:24:06,790
How stupid is this shirt?
410
00:24:07,446 --> 00:24:09,413
"Saturyays"? Fuck you.
411
00:24:09,517 --> 00:24:11,391
You know what?
Your father sees somebody in this shirt,
412
00:24:11,415 --> 00:24:12,451
he'd beat his ass.
413
00:24:12,485 --> 00:24:13,797
I'd beat my own ass.
414
00:24:15,626 --> 00:24:17,041
Yeah, you would.
415
00:24:18,284 --> 00:24:19,458
Oh, my God.
416
00:24:19,561 --> 00:24:22,322
You got the exact
same smile as him.
417
00:24:22,426 --> 00:24:24,463
Double line here,
single line there.
418
00:24:25,740 --> 00:24:28,156
Oh, I used to love that smile.
419
00:24:28,259 --> 00:24:30,123
Till he went and got
all his teeth knocked out
420
00:24:30,227 --> 00:24:32,056
at that hockey game in Taunton.
421
00:24:32,160 --> 00:24:34,334
You know, your father
was a real hothead.
422
00:24:36,405 --> 00:24:37,579
Yeah.
423
00:24:38,787 --> 00:24:40,340
We gotta take a picture.
424
00:24:41,341 --> 00:24:43,136
We do. We gotta do it.
425
00:24:44,517 --> 00:24:47,313
Hey, Del,
take my phone. C'mon.
426
00:24:49,488 --> 00:24:50,661
Here we go.
427
00:24:51,904 --> 00:24:53,181
Cheese.
428
00:24:53,284 --> 00:24:54,769
Oops, cut your head off.
429
00:24:54,872 --> 00:24:56,149
Well, take another one.
430
00:24:58,497 --> 00:24:59,912
Okay, here we go.
431
00:25:00,015 --> 00:25:01,015
Mwah.
432
00:25:05,296 --> 00:25:07,954
Aw. My finger's in the photo.
433
00:25:08,058 --> 00:25:09,922
I'm not takin' another one.
434
00:25:12,234 --> 00:25:14,029
Me and my handsome boy.
435
00:25:14,133 --> 00:25:16,031
I mean, I look like
garbage, but whatever.
436
00:25:16,135 --> 00:25:20,519
No, I do. Still, this one's
goin' on the fridge.
437
00:25:20,553 --> 00:25:22,762
For sure. Definitely.
438
00:25:22,866 --> 00:25:26,179
All right. While you're in Florida,
gotta get your shorts, right? Come on.
439
00:25:26,214 --> 00:25:28,216
Wayne don't ever
wear shorts... Okay.
440
00:25:29,873 --> 00:25:30,943
Really?
441
00:25:31,046 --> 00:25:32,358
Shorts?
442
00:25:32,392 --> 00:25:33,462
What do you think?
443
00:25:33,566 --> 00:25:35,775
It's got pockets.
It's good, right?
444
00:25:35,879 --> 00:25:38,675
Okay. Got a...
Comes with a belt.
445
00:25:38,778 --> 00:25:41,298
Yeah? I mean, these... WAYNE: Yeah.
446
00:25:56,175 --> 00:25:58,557
Hey, Stacey, let me know
if I'm in your way.
447
00:25:58,660 --> 00:26:00,317
By the way,
448
00:26:00,420 --> 00:26:03,182
I really appreciate how you
spelled out the alphabet
449
00:26:03,285 --> 00:26:05,564
with your body
up there on the pole.
450
00:26:05,598 --> 00:26:08,187
I was an educator.
It's not lost on me.
451
00:26:08,670 --> 00:26:09,913
Where's the kid?
452
00:26:12,018 --> 00:26:14,193
I said, where's
the motherfuckin' kid?
453
00:26:14,296 --> 00:26:16,885
I know, I was taught not to
speak with my mouth full.
454
00:26:16,989 --> 00:26:19,578
Maybe you could
learn some manners.
455
00:26:19,681 --> 00:26:21,752
Motherfucker.
I'll fucking fuck you up. Hey!
456
00:26:21,856 --> 00:26:23,029
How's that for manners?
457
00:26:23,133 --> 00:26:24,893
Needs some work.
What'd the kid do?
458
00:26:24,997 --> 00:26:28,932
That little shit charged a round of drinks
and a cash advance in my fuckin' name.
459
00:26:29,035 --> 00:26:31,348
Oh, Hey, Krystal.
460
00:26:31,451 --> 00:26:34,213
I haven't seen you since
your last tax appointment.
461
00:26:34,316 --> 00:26:37,078
By the way, I have some documents
I need you to sign in the car.
462
00:26:37,181 --> 00:26:38,769
Bitch, I don't fuckin' know you.
463
00:26:38,873 --> 00:26:40,840
I don't know you
or that stupid-ass kid,
464
00:26:40,944 --> 00:26:42,393
egg-headed motherfucker.
465
00:26:42,497 --> 00:26:43,360
Where is he?
466
00:26:43,463 --> 00:26:45,431
I... I don't... Where's the fuckin' kid?
467
00:26:45,534 --> 00:26:47,226
I don't know. Say again?
468
00:26:48,399 --> 00:26:50,609
Yo, the little motherfucker's
in the champagne room.
469
00:26:50,712 --> 00:26:51,955
What? What?
470
00:26:52,058 --> 00:26:54,129
And I got you some
tighty-whities.
471
00:26:54,923 --> 00:26:56,580
What? Don't be shy.
472
00:26:56,684 --> 00:26:58,547
There's no shame
in having clean drawers.
473
00:26:58,651 --> 00:27:01,896
Excuse me, miss. I need to
check the young lady's bag.
474
00:27:01,999 --> 00:27:03,794
Why? What's the problem?
475
00:27:03,898 --> 00:27:05,278
This girl was stealing.
476
00:27:05,313 --> 00:27:06,314
What?
477
00:27:08,143 --> 00:27:09,351
Beard oil?
478
00:27:09,386 --> 00:27:11,940
Okay. I'm sure there's
some misunderstanding.
479
00:27:11,975 --> 00:27:14,771
She obviously ain't
got no beard. Yet.
480
00:27:14,874 --> 00:27:16,462
Sorry, ma'am.
We got it on camera.
481
00:27:16,565 --> 00:27:18,706
They got it on camera.
482
00:27:18,809 --> 00:27:21,053
Why you break my heart
like this?
483
00:27:21,467 --> 00:27:22,641
Oh, God.
484
00:27:22,744 --> 00:27:24,125
Kids do such dumb shit.
485
00:27:24,159 --> 00:27:27,128
I mean, I know I did
when I was her age.
486
00:27:27,231 --> 00:27:28,647
Fifteen, right?
487
00:27:28,681 --> 00:27:30,476
Who isn't totally screwed up,
you know?
488
00:27:30,579 --> 00:27:34,169
They got all these hormones.
They're just running wild, right?
489
00:27:36,344 --> 00:27:40,969
Do you think you could have a heart
and just maybe look the other way?
490
00:27:41,004 --> 00:27:43,972
And I promise I'm gonna
set her down when I get home.
491
00:27:46,734 --> 00:27:48,321
Next time,
we will press charges.
492
00:27:48,356 --> 00:27:50,669
Oh, you're a saint.
I could kiss you.
493
00:27:50,772 --> 00:27:51,980
You have my word.
494
00:27:52,015 --> 00:27:54,086
I'm gonna send her to one
of those Christian camps.
495
00:27:54,189 --> 00:27:56,467
You know, where
they put the Lord in her.
496
00:27:56,571 --> 00:27:57,691
She's not my fucking mother.
497
00:27:57,779 --> 00:27:58,860
Oh, here we go
with that one again.
498
00:27:58,884 --> 00:28:00,817
I've been excommunicated.
499
00:28:02,301 --> 00:28:03,820
Sorry she did that.
500
00:28:03,854 --> 00:28:06,339
Thanks for helping her. It's no big whoop.
501
00:28:24,772 --> 00:28:26,152
Gonna try on your beard oil?
502
00:28:26,256 --> 00:28:27,706
You gonna try on your shorts?
503
00:28:27,740 --> 00:28:29,060
You're lucky
she stood up for you.
504
00:28:29,155 --> 00:28:30,570
You could've got
in real trouble.
505
00:28:30,674 --> 00:28:32,711
Yeah, she's a real
goddamn peach.
506
00:28:32,745 --> 00:28:34,471
She went out of her way for you.
507
00:28:34,574 --> 00:28:35,614
Didn't fuckin' ask her to.
508
00:28:39,407 --> 00:28:40,408
Why'd you do it?
509
00:28:43,066 --> 00:28:45,965
Why'd you start a fight instead
of stealing the goddamn car?
510
00:28:51,799 --> 00:28:53,421
What the hell are we here for?
511
00:28:54,767 --> 00:28:56,596
I found the bus ticket
in your bag.
512
00:28:59,254 --> 00:29:00,255
What?
513
00:29:01,809 --> 00:29:02,844
When?
514
00:29:02,948 --> 00:29:04,397
You're gonna leave me.
515
00:29:08,816 --> 00:29:10,058
Okay, yeah.
516
00:29:11,025 --> 00:29:12,612
Yeah, maybe I needed
a backup plan.
517
00:29:12,716 --> 00:29:17,100
Maybe I wasn't thinking straight
when I came here with you.
518
00:29:17,203 --> 00:29:19,827
This whole fucking time,
it wasn't even about the car.
519
00:29:19,930 --> 00:29:22,243
It was about your fucking mother.
You're a liar.
520
00:29:22,346 --> 00:29:23,451
No, I'm not.
521
00:29:26,281 --> 00:29:28,594
I just didn't know
what I wanted and...
522
00:29:28,628 --> 00:29:29,940
Maybe I wanted...
523
00:29:33,047 --> 00:29:34,600
I don't know, it's my family.
524
00:29:35,774 --> 00:29:37,637
Oh, yeah?
525
00:29:37,741 --> 00:29:41,469
Yeah, like the fucking family that
I left to come on this stupid trip?
526
00:29:42,228 --> 00:29:43,298
For you?
527
00:29:47,958 --> 00:29:49,477
She left you once, Wayne.
528
00:29:52,031 --> 00:29:53,377
She'll do it again.
529
00:29:56,104 --> 00:29:57,623
You left me once.
530
00:30:12,776 --> 00:30:14,467
I'm not fucking
sleeping in here.
531
00:30:15,606 --> 00:30:16,642
Del, you don't have to...
532
00:30:16,745 --> 00:30:18,333
I need to shower.
533
00:30:23,994 --> 00:30:26,169
Okay, all right, we're leaving!
534
00:30:26,272 --> 00:30:27,687
We left!
535
00:30:27,791 --> 00:30:29,931
Nice shirt. Really? You're making
fun of my shirt?
536
00:30:30,035 --> 00:30:31,243
You're a shirt shamer.
537
00:30:31,346 --> 00:30:35,109
Nice vest. Let me know
when you kill Jason Bourne.
538
00:30:35,212 --> 00:30:37,525
Well, that was fun. No, that was not fun.
539
00:30:37,628 --> 00:30:38,837
That was not fun!
540
00:30:38,940 --> 00:30:40,839
We could've got arrested
or worse!
541
00:30:40,942 --> 00:30:42,150
But we didn't, so chill.
542
00:30:42,254 --> 00:30:44,290
I had to cover
everything you spent.
543
00:30:44,394 --> 00:30:46,258
Okay? I'm a high school
principal.
544
00:30:46,361 --> 00:30:48,985
I don't have a lot of extra
cash just laying around.
545
00:30:49,019 --> 00:30:51,090
Now, I know you think
you know a lot about life,
546
00:30:51,194 --> 00:30:53,161
like how not to eat
the last shrimp.
547
00:30:53,196 --> 00:30:55,681
But you don't know
shit about real life!
548
00:30:55,715 --> 00:30:57,338
You're just a fucking kid!
549
00:30:58,201 --> 00:30:59,512
Damn.
550
00:30:59,616 --> 00:31:01,031
You hungry again already?
551
00:31:03,102 --> 00:31:05,864
I'm sorry, I went berserker.
I'm sorry...
552
00:31:05,898 --> 00:31:07,382
I... I'm sorry.
553
00:31:07,486 --> 00:31:09,315
Nah, that's okay.
554
00:31:09,419 --> 00:31:11,214
It's kind of cool to have
someone yell at me.
555
00:31:11,317 --> 00:31:12,317
For once.
556
00:31:12,871 --> 00:31:14,389
My grandma, um...
557
00:31:15,287 --> 00:31:16,633
She got dementia, so...
558
00:31:20,223 --> 00:31:22,052
Jesus, I had no idea.
559
00:31:23,640 --> 00:31:25,469
She thinks I'm 47 years old.
560
00:31:26,022 --> 00:31:27,402
What, for real?
561
00:31:27,506 --> 00:31:28,817
Yeah.
562
00:31:28,921 --> 00:31:32,304
I have to make sure
the bills are paid.
563
00:31:32,407 --> 00:31:34,651
You know, make sure
the gas is turned off,
564
00:31:35,341 --> 00:31:37,309
sign the health insurance forms.
565
00:31:38,586 --> 00:31:41,140
Well, no kid should
have to deal with that.
566
00:31:42,210 --> 00:31:43,867
You were lookin' out for me.
567
00:31:43,971 --> 00:31:47,733
It's nice to have someone else be
the grown-up for once in my life.
568
00:31:47,836 --> 00:31:49,321
I don't know...
569
00:31:49,424 --> 00:31:50,784
You want me
to keep yelling at you?
570
00:31:51,564 --> 00:31:52,565
Nah, I'm good.
571
00:31:53,912 --> 00:31:56,017
Let's go find Wayne.
Yell at him instead.
572
00:31:56,121 --> 00:31:57,581
You want me to take you
for an ice-cream cone first?
573
00:31:57,605 --> 00:31:59,745
If you can find one of those
coin-operated spaceships,
574
00:31:59,848 --> 00:32:00,988
you go on a little ride.
575
00:32:01,091 --> 00:32:02,437
Go fuck yourself.
576
00:32:04,508 --> 00:32:06,441
You know, I think
that Stacey liked me.
577
00:32:06,545 --> 00:32:09,030
You know, like,
like me, like me.
578
00:32:09,134 --> 00:32:11,101
Yeah, she liked your money, too.
579
00:32:37,369 --> 00:32:38,370
Del?
580
00:33:02,394 --> 00:33:03,498
Del?
581
00:34:16,226 --> 00:34:18,884
Next on Wayne...
582
00:34:18,918 --> 00:34:21,404
So, you come all this way
to eat my fucking cereal?
583
00:34:21,507 --> 00:34:24,200
Or 'cause you miss
your mama or some shit?
584
00:34:24,234 --> 00:34:25,487
I've got my own candle business.
585
00:34:25,511 --> 00:34:28,549
Anyone ask you
to fucking do that?
586
00:34:28,652 --> 00:34:30,723
Jesus fucking Christ!
He's gotta fucking go.
587
00:34:30,758 --> 00:34:34,175
Regardless of how inconvenient
this might be for you,
588
00:34:34,279 --> 00:34:36,177
he's still my fucking kid.
589
00:34:36,281 --> 00:34:37,351
We're gonna find Wayne...
590
00:34:37,454 --> 00:34:38,662
Oh, watch out for the dog!
591
00:34:38,766 --> 00:34:40,526
Looking for a boy
named Wayne McCullough.
592
00:34:40,630 --> 00:34:42,425
Nobody's fucking with him.
593
00:34:42,528 --> 00:34:46,429
The place is like a white trash
fortress of meth heads and crocodiles.
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