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I ain't never been
this clean before.
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Not even when I was
born, I don't think.
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You weren't clean then neither.
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Ever seen a baby
when it first comes out?
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All bloody and covered
in mom goop.
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The shower gel's got mangoes.
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I know. And you know what
I thought I would hate,
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but turns out I don't?
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The way the dryer plays
the song when it's done.
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I like the dryer song.
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I know. It's like, "Here,
I made your clothes all warm for you,
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now I'm gonna sing you
a lullaby," or whatever.
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Anything in there?
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No, not really.
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Some senator guy got a BJ
from another senator guy,
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bunch of people got E.
Coli shits from lettuce,
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and...
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This whole section's
on "dining alfresco".
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- Is that French for
eating naked or something? .
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No one's naked in the pictures.
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Here we are...
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Shit, it's Jeff.
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Your new life begins here.
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With original hardwood floors,
recessed lighting,
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and for the end of the day,
when we come together
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and remember why we do it all...
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The fireplace.
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Indulge.
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Let me invite you outside,
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to where nature
and our lives intertwine,
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on this spacious outdoor patio
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perfect for dining alfresco.
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Our laundry.
The dryer's gonna play the song!
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What the motherfucking fuck!
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It's Jay Ganetti,
aka "Cop a' Soup"
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and I'm heading down south.
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So get ready for soup pics
from 11 different states!
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I got 1,300 people watching.
You wanna say hi?
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Hard pass.
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Okay, we gotta go, y'all.
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Chow-da!
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Soup pun.
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We're not wearing uniforms?
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No. No uniforms today.
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It's you, me, and my friend,
Tommy Bahama.
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I thought it was just us.
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No, Tommy Bahama's the name of
the man who makes these shirts.
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I know, but why is he coming with us?
Is he rich?
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Jay, I was making a...
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Now, look, I think I was
pretty clear about this trip.
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You realize all of this
is off the clock?
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I know, but it's not like
we're going to Disney World.
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Unless...
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Unless, we going
to Disney World, Sarge?
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Well, we're gonna be traveling
out of our jurisdiction,
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so it'd be inappropriate
to be in uniform.
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You got any street clothes?
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No. I just got work clothes,
and I got comfies.
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What is all of this?
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This is my stuff for
my vlogs and my blogs, okay?
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Lights, selfie sticks,
couple of extra cameras.
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Here, take this one.
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Sarge, when was the last time
you took a vacation?
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And what is it
with this Wayne kid?
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Just got a gut feeling
about him.
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Just let a badge
at Florida handle it.
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That's what I'm afraid of.
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A boy like that gets put in the
system, they rarely get out.
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I figured I got
a second chance, Jay.
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It's my turn to
give somebody else one.
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Sounds like a bad seed to me.
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Well, we'll see.
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I just want to catch up with
him before everything else does.
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And her. The girl.
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Right. Her, too.
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They couldn't have gotten
that far on a dirt bike.
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We'll find him.
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And her.
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Right.
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Her, too.
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So, you got any
of our guys on this?
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No, sir.
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We're leaving Brockton
out of this.
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If you could buy any of these
houses, which would it be?
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The one with the big fuckin' tree,
or the one with all the flowers?
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I can't afford gas,
never mind a house.
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I know. But for fun,
if you could.
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I'll take any of 'em.
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I can't believe
that hooker lady robbed us.
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Yeah, we need to get money.
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Maybe we could
get jobs or something?
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Oh, yeah. Good idea.
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You go get your suit pressed
for your interviews,
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and I'll go grab my
college diploma real quick.
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We gotta get to Florida, so we can get
your car and get the hell outta Florida.
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We need to get gas
to get to Florida.
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Oh, hey, there's an idea.
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You know what
they're doin', right?
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Like, standing there?
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Wearin' hats? What?
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They're standing around waiting
for somebody to pick 'em up
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to help with
construction and shit.
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Day laborers.
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Best part about being a day
laborer is it's only a day,
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and you get paid cash.
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I ain't never done
construction before.
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Anyone can do construction.
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My brothers do construction and
they got half a brain between 'em.
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You get cash, we get gas,
then we go.
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Well, what are you gonna do?
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I don't know,
maybe have a hamburger,
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play some laser tag.
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Dude, I'm joking.
Don't worry about it.
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- You're not gonna...
- What?
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You're not gonna steal, right?
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I'm not gonna goddamn steal.
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Just gonna do what my
parents do when bills came.
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Sell some shit.
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I got my headphones.
And this necklace is like 14 karats.
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But your ma
gave you that necklace.
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Well, my ma taught me
how to survive, too.
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Which is ironic,
seeing how she's dead and all.
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Guess I'm off to work then.
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Hold up.
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So you don't get
sun cancer or nothing.
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I didn't steal it.
It was free.
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Here.
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- You smell like a pack of Starbursts.
- Yeah.
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I wanna try a real mango now.
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If we get to Florida,
I'll get you a real mango.
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I'll see you back
at the house later.
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You...
Need me to do a job for you?
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Don't get in that car, gringito.
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A different kind of job.
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Whoo!
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Be with you in a sec.
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I'm sorry.
What were you saying?
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None of this is worth anything.
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Listen, I really
need some money.
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Yeah, me too, bitch.
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We were in a car wreck
and my husband...
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Had a cheap watch.
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I just need some
money to bury him.
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Please, if there's
anything that you could do,
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I'm really in a tight spot.
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Lady, this is a pawn shop.
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The people that come in here
with stuff generally aren't
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the "things are going
fucking great for me" types.
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It's sob stories like
yours all day long, so,
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again, no thank you.
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- Hey. Go on,
go to your ma.
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Do you at least got a tissue?
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There's some T.P.
in the john.
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Come on, honey, let's go.
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Okay, kid.
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Let's see what you got.
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When that lady gets back
from the shitter,
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you're gonna tell her
you was wrong
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and her crap is worth
something after all.
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Excuse me?
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I saw that little,
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fake ID and phony passport
factory you got back there.
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Sure the cops would
like to see it, too.
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Go ahead and call 'em.
It'll be gone when they get here.
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Oh, yeah? Will the picture
I took on my phone be gone
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by the time they get
here, dick-stick?
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Excuse me, ma'am.
168
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I've changed my mind about buying
some of your worthless junk.
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Thank you.
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Hey, I, changed my
mind about buying this.
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Thanks, dick-stick.
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Whoa, back up.
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Back up!
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All right, I got a two-day job.
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I need five guys.
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- You got tools?
- Si.
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In the back.
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- You got tools?
- Si.
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- You got tools?
- Si.
180
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- You got tools?
- Si.
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You got tools?
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Si.
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Oh!
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What the fuck did you do?
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Get your dumb ass
away from my car.
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00:10:29,318 --> 00:10:31,251
Hey, I got this.
I got this.
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Okay, you heard the boss.
Back to trabajo!
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Come on.
Yeah, I habla the Spanish.
189
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Tell him to get back to work, Steve.
- It's all right.
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He's been in there
a while, right?
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He's gotta be three,
four beers deep by now.
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What the fuck do I know?
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You figure five minutes a beer,
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piss breaks...
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- How the fuck long we gotta sit in
here, fuck? -Jesus!
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Let the man have a few beers in
peace, please!
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00:11:04,249 --> 00:11:06,458
His daughter's missing,
he's worried out of his gourd.
198
00:11:06,562 --> 00:11:08,747
With everything he's going through,
you're gonna be the beer police?
199
00:11:08,771 --> 00:11:11,325
- We could at least put on some tunes.
- Do not.
200
00:11:11,429 --> 00:11:14,018
We're not allowed to touch
Daddy's radio after last time.
201
00:11:14,121 --> 00:11:16,341
You know, I bet he doesn't even
remember our birthday tomorrow.
202
00:11:16,365 --> 00:11:18,056
Christ. Would you
shut the fuck up?
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00:11:18,091 --> 00:11:20,103
He's in there gettin' bombed.
We should be the ones celebrating.
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00:11:20,127 --> 00:11:22,381
You know, it's my birthday before yours.
You hear me complaining?
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00:11:22,405 --> 00:11:24,822
Oh, that minute and 40 seconds
makes you so fucking mature.
206
00:11:24,925 --> 00:11:26,523
You know I had that cord
wrapped around my neck?
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00:11:26,547 --> 00:11:28,618
You snooze, you lose.
208
00:11:28,722 --> 00:11:31,252
You know, we're gonna be sittin'
outside the hotel tomorrow doing nothin'
209
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'cause he's going to be
nursing his hangover.
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00:11:32,795 --> 00:11:35,384
Hey! I will not let you smear
the name of our father like this,
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00:11:35,487 --> 00:11:38,249
You know, there are only three
real men in Brockton, Mass.
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- One, Rocky Marciano.
- Oh, okay. Yeah. That's true.
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00:11:40,423 --> 00:11:41,631
Two, Marvin Hagler.
214
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Three, our father.
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The man is a goddamn legend.
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- Fuck this, I'm getting my tunes.
- No, you're fucking not!
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What the fuck do you care?
218
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You're gonna make me an
acompliment after the fact.
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I'm getting my fucking tunes.
There we go.
220
00:12:06,139 --> 00:12:08,210
Feels like a Jock Jams day.
221
00:12:08,658 --> 00:12:10,108
Jock Jams.
222
00:12:10,143 --> 00:12:12,801
- Thank you so much.
- See ya.
223
00:12:17,667 --> 00:12:20,118
Can I do anything
for you, my child?
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Yeah, don't go molesting nobody.
225
00:12:32,234 --> 00:12:34,788
What the hell?
This looks like shit.
226
00:12:34,823 --> 00:12:36,376
We're gonna have to
redo all of this.
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Idiota.
228
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Is that Spanish for idiot?
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00:12:47,525 --> 00:12:49,734
All right,
tell your amigos it's quitting time.
230
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All right, amigos,
it's quitting time.
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I'll drop you
at the parking lot.
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You can go back to your casas,or
whatever Mexican for "shithole" is.
233
00:13:01,332 --> 00:13:03,575
6:00 a.m. tomorrow.
You might wanna show up.
234
00:13:03,679 --> 00:13:05,060
It's payday.
235
00:13:05,577 --> 00:13:07,096
Gracias, senor.
236
00:13:07,200 --> 00:13:09,202
Hope chico de mierda
won't be here.
237
00:13:25,563 --> 00:13:26,944
Del?
238
00:13:32,812 --> 00:13:33,882
You fit in there?
239
00:13:33,985 --> 00:13:35,305
What happened
to our secret knock?
240
00:13:35,331 --> 00:13:36,816
I'm tired. Sorry.
I forgot.
241
00:13:36,919 --> 00:13:38,127
I thought you was Jeff.
242
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Nearly gave me
a frickin' coronary.
243
00:13:41,027 --> 00:13:43,236
And by the way,
we gotta go to a funeral.
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00:13:43,339 --> 00:13:46,032
- Who died?
- Some lady's husband.
245
00:13:46,066 --> 00:13:47,896
- From back home?
- From here.
246
00:13:47,999 --> 00:13:48,999
You know people here?
247
00:13:49,069 --> 00:13:50,795
No. I saw her
at the pawn shop.
248
00:13:50,899 --> 00:13:52,970
This lady lost her
husband in a car crash.
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00:13:53,073 --> 00:13:54,903
She ain't got no money
for a casket.
250
00:13:56,490 --> 00:13:58,596
Anyway, we gotta go
to Henry's funeral.
251
00:13:58,699 --> 00:14:00,943
- Henry's the dead guy?
- It's his funeral, ain't it?
252
00:14:01,047 --> 00:14:02,438
And the lady invited you
to the funeral?
253
00:14:02,462 --> 00:14:04,440
Yeah, she was handin' out
invitations at the pawn shop.
254
00:14:04,464 --> 00:14:06,864
They were pretty. You should see.
I pinned one on the fridge.
255
00:14:07,777 --> 00:14:09,952
I'm kidding. Jesus.
256
00:14:10,056 --> 00:14:12,334
I gotta find something
black to wear.
257
00:14:12,437 --> 00:14:14,750
So you're gonna buy
a dress for a funeral
258
00:14:14,784 --> 00:14:16,476
for a guy you don't know
259
00:14:16,579 --> 00:14:18,167
because you saw this lady?
260
00:14:19,789 --> 00:14:20,894
I'm confused.
261
00:14:20,929 --> 00:14:22,585
It's just sad, okay?
262
00:14:22,620 --> 00:14:23,793
And I think we should go.
263
00:14:23,897 --> 00:14:25,897
What, you don't think people
being dead is sad now?
264
00:14:25,968 --> 00:14:27,118
I think people
being dead is sad.
265
00:14:27,142 --> 00:14:28,902
So what's with
the interrogation?
266
00:14:28,937 --> 00:14:30,421
If you don't wanna,
you don't have to.
267
00:14:30,455 --> 00:14:31,767
I have to work.
268
00:14:33,493 --> 00:14:36,945
How was it?
Your day or whatever?
269
00:14:37,048 --> 00:14:39,499
Everyone's not nice and I
think the boss hates me.
270
00:14:40,327 --> 00:14:42,226
That's good.
271
00:14:42,329 --> 00:14:44,469
I ain't never been
to a funeral before.
272
00:14:45,954 --> 00:14:47,403
Not even for your ma?
273
00:14:51,166 --> 00:14:53,685
I know you think it's weird
that I want to go to a funeral.
274
00:14:53,789 --> 00:14:55,860
And maybe it is, but I want to.
275
00:14:55,964 --> 00:14:57,604
And I don't need you
to understand because
276
00:14:57,655 --> 00:15:00,347
maybe I don't understand,
either. Okay?
277
00:15:23,370 --> 00:15:26,166
Oh, man.
Who did this?
278
00:15:28,410 --> 00:15:31,758
If Eric sees this,
he's gonna flip shit.
279
00:15:31,861 --> 00:15:33,760
Look, you seem like an okay kid.
280
00:15:33,863 --> 00:15:35,210
But you suck at this.
281
00:15:35,313 --> 00:15:36,463
Maybe you can do a lumber run.
282
00:15:36,487 --> 00:15:38,523
You know how to drive, right?
283
00:15:38,627 --> 00:15:40,663
No. I could figure it out.
284
00:15:40,698 --> 00:15:42,251
Jesus Christ, kid.
285
00:15:42,355 --> 00:15:43,632
I got a better job for you.
286
00:15:43,735 --> 00:15:45,496
Since you're really good
at breaking shit,
287
00:15:45,530 --> 00:15:48,210
why don't you go tear down that
wall between the parlor and the den?
288
00:15:49,189 --> 00:15:50,535
Think you can do that?
289
00:15:51,812 --> 00:15:53,193
Yes.
290
00:15:56,024 --> 00:15:58,267
Nice birthday gift.
Goddamn lamp to my head.
291
00:15:58,371 --> 00:16:00,694
Serves you right for draining
the man's fucking car battery.
292
00:16:00,718 --> 00:16:03,445
You had to have your precious tunes.
I fucking told you!
293
00:16:03,548 --> 00:16:05,526
I don't understand what you're
smilin' about to be honest, Ted.
294
00:16:05,550 --> 00:16:08,277
Okay? Now we gotta spend our birthday
getting this man a car battery,
295
00:16:08,381 --> 00:16:10,417
while he sleeps off
his fucking hangover.
296
00:16:10,521 --> 00:16:12,178
You know what?
That's the last time
297
00:16:12,212 --> 00:16:13,638
I want to hear you talk
about the man's drinking.
298
00:16:13,662 --> 00:16:15,422
You know what, Carl?
I've had it up to here
299
00:16:15,526 --> 00:16:17,390
with the disrespect
from you, to be honest.
300
00:16:17,493 --> 00:16:18,770
You know what?
301
00:16:18,874 --> 00:16:20,945
I'm just saying this is
our special day. Okay?
302
00:16:21,049 --> 00:16:23,027
So that means we owe it to
ourselves to get something cool.
303
00:16:23,051 --> 00:16:24,259
A couple forties or something.
304
00:16:24,362 --> 00:16:25,995
Hey, I count at least four
more lamp shades inside.
305
00:16:26,019 --> 00:16:27,503
You want to add to that shiner?
306
00:16:27,607 --> 00:16:28,642
Fuckin' guy...
307
00:16:29,816 --> 00:16:30,541
Who snuck you into that
Bruins game that one time?
308
00:16:30,575 --> 00:16:31,542
He was wicked hammered.
309
00:16:31,576 --> 00:16:33,268
We got 86ed
first fucking period!
310
00:16:33,371 --> 00:16:34,579
Always with the black lining.
311
00:16:34,683 --> 00:16:36,523
Look, we'll get the fuckin'
battery, all right?
312
00:16:36,547 --> 00:16:38,421
But we're going to Flappy
Jack's for free hotcakes first.
313
00:16:38,445 --> 00:16:40,389
- It's our god-given right.
- We ain't getting shit.
314
00:16:40,413 --> 00:16:42,667
But Daddy always get free
hotcakes on his fuckin' birthday.
315
00:16:42,691 --> 00:16:43,899
All right, fine.
316
00:16:43,933 --> 00:16:46,005
But only because
it's Daddy's tradition.
317
00:16:46,108 --> 00:16:47,420
Tradition.
318
00:16:48,248 --> 00:16:50,354
Hotcakes and flapjacks.
Yes!
319
00:17:00,260 --> 00:17:04,333
Whoa, whoa.
I think you found your calling.
320
00:17:04,437 --> 00:17:06,991
You're like the Hulk
Increible or something.
321
00:17:07,095 --> 00:17:09,097
Or Conan the Barbarian.
322
00:17:09,200 --> 00:17:11,099
Ho!
323
00:17:17,105 --> 00:17:18,968
What the fuck did you do?
324
00:17:19,072 --> 00:17:20,660
Did he tell you to demo
the parlor wall?
325
00:17:20,763 --> 00:17:22,041
I told him.
326
00:17:23,456 --> 00:17:25,896
That's not the parlor wall,
it's the fucking living room wall!
327
00:17:25,975 --> 00:17:27,667
This is coming out of your pay!
328
00:17:27,770 --> 00:17:28,875
I told him to.
329
00:17:28,978 --> 00:17:30,601
What's that, Pepe?
330
00:17:30,635 --> 00:17:31,636
Because of the mold.
331
00:17:37,849 --> 00:17:39,334
You should be thanking this guy.
332
00:17:40,645 --> 00:17:41,750
Just...
333
00:17:42,475 --> 00:17:44,960
You fucking get back to work
334
00:17:44,994 --> 00:17:46,824
and get the fuck out of my face.
335
00:18:06,119 --> 00:18:07,879
Damn, girl!
336
00:18:07,983 --> 00:18:09,571
You're gonna knock 'em
dead, sweetie.
337
00:18:09,674 --> 00:18:11,676
Yeah, well,
he's already dead, so...
338
00:18:13,368 --> 00:18:15,922
You are into some
weird shit, little.
339
00:18:27,520 --> 00:18:28,969
Hotcakes!
340
00:18:29,073 --> 00:18:31,524
Free hotcakes and two tap water.
341
00:18:31,627 --> 00:18:34,147
Let me know if you big spenders
would like some saltines
342
00:18:34,182 --> 00:18:35,700
or ketchup packets as well.
343
00:18:35,804 --> 00:18:37,909
This is no way to treat
the birthday boys here.
344
00:18:38,013 --> 00:18:39,680
What, you want me to sing
"Happy Birthday" or something?
345
00:18:39,704 --> 00:18:41,499
That depends, what's
15 percent of nothin'?
346
00:18:41,534 --> 00:18:43,708
Fifteen percent?
Who are we, Bill Grates?
347
00:18:43,812 --> 00:18:45,469
Cheap bastards.
348
00:18:45,572 --> 00:18:46,401
Free hotcakes!
349
00:18:46,435 --> 00:18:48,472
Free motherfucking hotcakes!
350
00:18:48,575 --> 00:18:51,095
Free motherfucking hotcakes!
351
00:18:51,199 --> 00:18:53,177
You know, I guarantee you this
is the only thing we get today.
352
00:18:53,201 --> 00:18:55,834
You think that cheap piece of shit is
gonna get us a present or something?
353
00:18:55,858 --> 00:18:57,136
This again?
354
00:18:58,585 --> 00:19:00,322
Yeah, this again. When's the last
time he bought anything for us?
355
00:19:00,346 --> 00:19:01,564
Okay, listen. He's not the
best gift giver, I get that.
356
00:19:01,588 --> 00:19:03,187
But who pays for
that roof over your head,
357
00:19:03,211 --> 00:19:04,660
you ungrateful sack of shit?
358
00:19:04,764 --> 00:19:07,560
We got evicted twice last
year because he did not!
359
00:19:09,078 --> 00:19:10,425
Holy shit.
360
00:19:11,080 --> 00:19:12,599
Flappy's got beers.
361
00:19:12,703 --> 00:19:14,049
Hey, Menu Lady!
362
00:19:14,083 --> 00:19:16,327
Menu Lady, beers here.
363
00:19:16,431 --> 00:19:19,227
- Beers delivered here.
- Domestic only.
364
00:19:21,090 --> 00:19:23,403
Miss. Miss!
365
00:19:24,163 --> 00:19:25,923
Miss. Hello!
366
00:19:26,026 --> 00:19:27,683
What about the dress?
367
00:19:29,098 --> 00:19:30,617
It looked fabu on you.
368
00:19:30,721 --> 00:19:33,044
Oh, I think I'm just gonna wear
my own clothes to the funeral.
369
00:19:33,068 --> 00:19:34,276
Funeral?
370
00:19:34,380 --> 00:19:36,220
You gonna wear this
sexy-ass thing to a funeral?
371
00:19:36,244 --> 00:19:37,590
It's black, ain't it?
372
00:19:37,693 --> 00:19:39,039
Yeah, true.
373
00:19:39,143 --> 00:19:40,396
You know, at my uncle's funeral,
374
00:19:40,420 --> 00:19:42,836
my auntie propped him up
like he was playing poker.
375
00:19:42,940 --> 00:19:45,943
Different strokes.
Kenny ain't here to judge.
376
00:19:46,046 --> 00:19:47,945
Anyway, my condolences.
377
00:19:48,946 --> 00:19:50,258
Family?
378
00:19:50,361 --> 00:19:52,052
I actually don't know the guy,
379
00:19:52,156 --> 00:19:54,227
or his wife.
I just...
380
00:19:54,262 --> 00:19:55,780
I can't stop thinking about it.
381
00:19:55,884 --> 00:19:58,369
Like I gotta be there or something.
I don't know.
382
00:19:59,336 --> 00:20:01,303
Well, it's better
than not caring at all.
383
00:20:01,959 --> 00:20:03,340
So, I just guess
384
00:20:03,443 --> 00:20:05,894
it doesn't really matter
what I wear. Thanks, though.
385
00:20:05,997 --> 00:20:07,447
Hey.
386
00:20:08,207 --> 00:20:09,622
Just take it.
387
00:20:09,725 --> 00:20:10,623
It's on me.
388
00:20:10,726 --> 00:20:12,866
- You don't have to do that.
- Oh, shh.
389
00:20:12,970 --> 00:20:15,283
Child, I steal shit from here
all the time.
390
00:20:22,531 --> 00:20:25,672
- You like mole?
- Never had it.
391
00:20:25,776 --> 00:20:26,811
Here, try it.
392
00:20:34,819 --> 00:20:35,993
Oye, Ramon!
393
00:20:43,311 --> 00:20:44,657
What'd he say?
394
00:20:44,760 --> 00:20:47,041
He says he wants to share some
of his lunch with you, too.
395
00:20:47,315 --> 00:20:48,661
Oh, sure.
Bring it over.
396
00:20:50,179 --> 00:20:52,320
Oh, it's okay.
I had some earlier.
397
00:20:55,046 --> 00:20:56,082
Thanks for this.
398
00:20:56,841 --> 00:20:58,049
My pleasure, mijo.
399
00:21:01,329 --> 00:21:03,400
Pretty cool how
you found that mold.
400
00:21:03,503 --> 00:21:06,679
Not mold, mole.
401
00:21:13,202 --> 00:21:14,342
Why'd you do that?
402
00:21:14,445 --> 00:21:16,551
You seemed like
you needed a break.
403
00:21:16,654 --> 00:21:18,656
Plus the boss is
a hijo de la gran puta.
404
00:21:18,691 --> 00:21:20,900
Alberto called me
the same thing earlier.
405
00:21:24,110 --> 00:21:25,284
Do you think that's good?
406
00:21:25,387 --> 00:21:27,067
You should try it the way
my wife makes it.
407
00:21:27,147 --> 00:21:28,528
Even better.
408
00:21:29,598 --> 00:21:31,911
Man, I miss that woman.
409
00:21:32,774 --> 00:21:33,671
Where is she?
410
00:21:33,706 --> 00:21:36,260
In Oaxaca.
My whole family is.
411
00:21:36,364 --> 00:21:38,814
Man. That must be
really hard.
412
00:21:38,918 --> 00:21:40,126
Yes.
413
00:21:41,472 --> 00:21:43,552
It's a long time to be with
no wife in bed. You know?
414
00:21:47,720 --> 00:21:49,273
What about you?
415
00:21:49,377 --> 00:21:50,723
You got a family?
416
00:21:51,344 --> 00:21:52,794
Not no more.
417
00:21:52,897 --> 00:21:53,933
No one?
418
00:21:54,451 --> 00:21:56,315
Well, there's a girl.
419
00:21:56,418 --> 00:21:57,833
A girlfriend?
420
00:21:57,937 --> 00:21:59,318
I want her to be.
421
00:21:59,421 --> 00:22:01,181
But I don't know what she wants.
422
00:22:01,285 --> 00:22:03,736
And sometimes what she wants
doesn't make any sense.
423
00:22:05,289 --> 00:22:06,911
Just listen and show her
that you care.
424
00:22:07,843 --> 00:22:09,224
Don't try to fix it.
425
00:22:09,258 --> 00:22:12,158
Just listen and nod.
426
00:22:12,261 --> 00:22:13,815
Then maybe you'll get your mole.
427
00:22:16,196 --> 00:22:17,439
I can do that.
428
00:22:21,857 --> 00:22:23,169
Dining alfresco.
429
00:22:25,102 --> 00:22:27,736
And how about the fact that he always
makes us share these track suits?
430
00:22:27,760 --> 00:22:29,555
Is that not fucking
weird to you?
431
00:22:29,589 --> 00:22:30,556
We love these track suits.
432
00:22:30,590 --> 00:22:32,178
You do because you
get the top half.
433
00:22:32,281 --> 00:22:34,321
How come every time I have
to be the fucking bottom?
434
00:22:34,387 --> 00:22:37,183
Because you're a whiny ass!
That's why you're the fucking bottom!
435
00:22:37,286 --> 00:22:39,219
Okay, we're closing.
436
00:22:39,323 --> 00:22:40,738
So, you guys gotta go.
437
00:22:40,773 --> 00:22:42,395
But I thought you were
open 24 hours.
438
00:22:42,430 --> 00:22:44,501
We are. Just not today.
439
00:22:44,604 --> 00:22:47,400
Is this any way to treat
the two birthday boys here?
440
00:22:47,435 --> 00:22:49,954
Do I really have to go
get my dick manager
441
00:22:50,058 --> 00:22:51,197
and go through all that?
442
00:22:51,300 --> 00:22:52,785
Fine, we're leaving.
443
00:22:53,648 --> 00:22:55,132
But I'm takin'
these Flappy beers.
444
00:22:59,412 --> 00:23:03,416
You remember that time Daddy took
us to go skating at Asiaf Arena,
445
00:23:03,451 --> 00:23:05,867
but he was too fucking cheap
to pay for us both?
446
00:23:05,970 --> 00:23:08,663
So you got to go skating and I
sat there watching your shoes?
447
00:23:08,766 --> 00:23:11,700
And then he was too
bored, or drunk, or both,
448
00:23:11,804 --> 00:23:14,738
and we had to go?
I never had my fucking turn at skating.
449
00:23:15,532 --> 00:23:17,810
Man, our daddy fucked you.
450
00:23:17,913 --> 00:23:19,398
You shoulda gotten your turn.
451
00:23:19,501 --> 00:23:20,882
That's what I've been saying.
452
00:23:20,985 --> 00:23:24,333
I'm glad you heard me when
you needed to hear me.
453
00:23:24,437 --> 00:23:26,232
You should write poems
or something.
454
00:23:26,335 --> 00:23:29,304
Whoa. That is so fuckin'
crazy that you say that,
455
00:23:29,338 --> 00:23:30,478
because I fuckin' do.
456
00:23:30,581 --> 00:23:31,789
I would read that shit.
457
00:23:31,824 --> 00:23:33,964
Thanks, bro.
458
00:23:35,103 --> 00:23:36,736
What the fuck?
Are you fucking serious right now?
459
00:23:36,760 --> 00:23:38,807
- We're having a fucking conversation here.
- Are you stupid?
460
00:23:38,831 --> 00:23:41,281
- Fucking peabrain.
- Jesus Christ.
461
00:23:41,385 --> 00:23:43,491
What the fuck is his fucking...
462
00:23:44,664 --> 00:23:46,384
Whatever. Let's just
get the fucking battery
463
00:23:46,459 --> 00:23:49,186
- before he gives
a fucking shit-fit.
464
00:23:51,291 --> 00:23:53,017
Let's kick Daddy's ass.
465
00:23:53,121 --> 00:23:54,121
What?
466
00:23:54,191 --> 00:23:55,503
Let's kick his fucking ass.
467
00:23:55,606 --> 00:23:56,825
All our lives,
he's pushed us around.
468
00:23:56,849 --> 00:23:58,264
"Do this, Carl.
Do this, Teddy."
469
00:23:58,367 --> 00:24:00,369
It's time he knows
we got our limits.
470
00:24:00,473 --> 00:24:02,233
We got bigger.
We're stronger.
471
00:24:02,337 --> 00:24:04,753
Hey. We could
take him, right?
472
00:24:06,617 --> 00:24:08,274
Let's kick his fucking ass.
473
00:24:13,762 --> 00:24:15,074
Where's everyone at?
474
00:24:16,144 --> 00:24:17,628
Quittin' time.
475
00:24:17,732 --> 00:24:19,092
Eric's taking
the rest of the guys.
476
00:24:21,390 --> 00:24:22,530
Is there more work?
477
00:24:22,633 --> 00:24:24,773
You don't want to go
with them. Believe me.
478
00:24:26,637 --> 00:24:28,132
I mean, you almost got
carted off with 'em
479
00:24:28,156 --> 00:24:30,434
'til Eric realized you wasn't
one of them illegals, too.
480
00:24:30,538 --> 00:24:31,538
Illegals?
481
00:24:31,573 --> 00:24:32,850
Yeah, you know.
Immigrants.
482
00:24:32,885 --> 00:24:34,645
Guys that ain't supposed
to be here.
483
00:24:36,647 --> 00:24:38,511
Okay, I'll tell you,
because we're the same.
484
00:24:38,546 --> 00:24:40,962
Check it out.
Eric came up with this thing
485
00:24:41,065 --> 00:24:43,585
where he makes 'em work,
then he drops 'em off at immigration,
486
00:24:43,689 --> 00:24:44,809
so he don't have to pay 'em.
487
00:24:44,862 --> 00:24:46,485
Smart?
488
00:24:49,246 --> 00:24:50,350
What do they do to 'em?
489
00:24:50,454 --> 00:24:51,697
They run.
490
00:24:51,731 --> 00:24:53,226
Some of them get shipped
back to where they came from.
491
00:24:53,250 --> 00:24:55,735
You should see 'em scatter when
they realize where they are.
492
00:24:55,839 --> 00:24:57,323
Cracks me up every time.
493
00:24:57,426 --> 00:24:59,394
"Ai, ai, ai!
Ai, ai, ai!"
494
00:25:01,051 --> 00:25:02,051
Funny?
495
00:25:29,562 --> 00:25:32,531
Who was it? It was an illegal.
And it's now...
496
00:25:32,634 --> 00:25:34,705
Hey, it's hot back here!
- It's been too easy
497
00:25:34,809 --> 00:25:36,431
for too long...
498
00:25:36,465 --> 00:25:38,260
Where you taking us?
499
00:25:48,616 --> 00:25:50,169
What the fuck?
500
00:25:54,035 --> 00:25:55,312
Is that my car?
501
00:26:05,598 --> 00:26:07,807
That's my fucking car!
502
00:26:15,884 --> 00:26:18,473
Whoa! Whoa, whoa, whoa.
503
00:26:18,507 --> 00:26:20,164
Fuck!
504
00:26:20,268 --> 00:26:23,478
- What the fuck?
505
00:26:23,512 --> 00:26:25,411
- Bullshit!
506
00:26:35,697 --> 00:26:38,010
You fuck...
You fuck...
507
00:26:38,527 --> 00:26:41,013
Fuck! Fucking fuck!
508
00:26:44,706 --> 00:26:46,190
Mother fuck...
509
00:26:49,953 --> 00:26:51,275
He was gonna
send you to immigration.
510
00:26:51,299 --> 00:26:54,820
Ambulance!
Call an ambulance, you fuck.
511
00:26:54,854 --> 00:26:55,959
Gracias, gringo loco.
512
00:26:56,062 --> 00:26:58,409
- Fuck!
- Nice work, Conan.
513
00:26:59,652 --> 00:27:01,723
You take care
of that girl, okay?
514
00:27:01,827 --> 00:27:05,140
Amigo, no, no, no, no!
Por favor. Help me.
515
00:27:05,865 --> 00:27:07,315
Call an ambulance!
516
00:27:10,387 --> 00:27:14,702
Oh, you fucking cocksucker!
517
00:27:33,962 --> 00:27:35,654
- Okay, you ready?
- I was born ready.
518
00:27:35,757 --> 00:27:36,872
A minute 40 seconds after you.
519
00:27:36,896 --> 00:27:39,036
And man, don't see good
in his left eye.
520
00:27:39,071 --> 00:27:40,762
Okay? So hit him
from the left.
521
00:27:40,866 --> 00:27:42,591
Punch him in the dick,
hold him down,
522
00:27:42,695 --> 00:27:44,421
- I'll wail on him.
- Okay. Okay.
523
00:27:44,524 --> 00:27:46,630
What if he's already lying down?
524
00:27:46,734 --> 00:27:48,919
- Skip step one. Straight to the dick.
- Straight to the dick.
525
00:27:48,943 --> 00:27:50,807
Okay, on my mark.
On three.
526
00:27:51,428 --> 00:27:53,879
One, two, three.
527
00:27:53,913 --> 00:27:56,122
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
528
00:28:00,299 --> 00:28:01,749
Yeah, we got voicemails.
529
00:28:03,751 --> 00:28:05,442
Happy Birthday, Teddy.
530
00:28:05,545 --> 00:28:07,133
Happy Birthday, Carl.
531
00:28:11,759 --> 00:28:13,001
Fuckin' Del.
532
00:28:13,933 --> 00:28:15,279
Thoughtful bitch.
533
00:28:17,109 --> 00:28:18,766
Let's go get that battery.
534
00:28:55,803 --> 00:28:58,046
- You're here.
- Yeah.
535
00:28:58,150 --> 00:29:01,222
I, wanted to be here for...
536
00:29:02,671 --> 00:29:03,811
Harry.
537
00:29:04,570 --> 00:29:06,537
Henry, but whatever.
538
00:29:06,641 --> 00:29:09,575
We gather here today
to celebrate the life
539
00:29:09,678 --> 00:29:11,059
of Henry Dunn,
540
00:29:11,163 --> 00:29:15,443
who has now returned to his
home with our God, the Father.
541
00:29:16,824 --> 00:29:18,687
Knock it off.
542
00:29:18,791 --> 00:29:20,828
A life taken far too soon.
543
00:29:20,931 --> 00:29:23,623
Losing a parent is never easy,
544
00:29:23,727 --> 00:29:26,454
especially for a small child.
545
00:29:26,557 --> 00:29:30,009
Just know that Henry will
always be watching...
546
00:29:53,136 --> 00:29:54,516
Next on Wayne...
547
00:29:57,416 --> 00:29:58,900
I don't know
if I'm the type of person
548
00:29:59,004 --> 00:30:00,902
that people would really,
even like or whatever.
549
00:30:01,558 --> 00:30:02,766
Well, sometimes,
550
00:30:02,870 --> 00:30:05,182
to get people to like ya,
you gotta not be you at all.
551
00:30:05,217 --> 00:30:06,884
Why does she care if people
fuckin' like her or not?
552
00:30:06,908 --> 00:30:09,704
If people aren't assholes now,
they're gonna become assholes later.
553
00:30:09,738 --> 00:30:11,016
Mark my fuckin' words.
554
00:30:11,050 --> 00:30:12,338
You're smart,
you're kind, you're pretty,
555
00:30:12,362 --> 00:30:15,054
you can do a frigging
underwater handstand!
556
00:30:15,158 --> 00:30:17,470
Maybe I wanna be
noticed for once.
557
00:30:17,574 --> 00:30:18,920
For something good.
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