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I can't believe this.
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It's nice, isn't it?
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Yep. "It's nice". You're funny.
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What's funny about that?
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I don't know.
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Talk to me.
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I just want to look at you.
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- OK.
- Like, all the time. It's ridiculous.
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I'm not normally like this.
Very practical.
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I know. North Face jacket.
Triathlons. I love it.
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My backpack has a special pocket
for Kendal Mint Cake.
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[She whispers] Don't stop!
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I always hang my socks
on the drier in pairs.
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Oh, my God. Incredible.
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I don't even brush my hair.
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Listen, don't freak out,
but I have such a good feeling about this.
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Why do you think I would freak out?
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I want to do everything with you.
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You and me, all right?
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OK. I should go home.
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No, don't go home. Come back with me.
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No, I should go.
This has just been so nice.
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I just want to take it all in.
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Oh, it's all right for you
to say "nice", is it?
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Mm.
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Stay for a bit.
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[She whispers] OK.
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[Door rattles]
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Go away!
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[Josie] I've got breakfast!
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Come in.
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Oh, my God, Darren, he's so great.
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- Will you just humour me for one minute?
- Mm-hm.
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He's just so smart and so mature
and he's so stoic.
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He's like a granite statue
of a firm-but-fair prime minister.
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Sounds amazing.
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Mm-hm. And he's just so mature.
Like, he's already like a dad.
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Oh, my God.
He'd make such a brilliant dad.
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Oh, my God, I love him so much!
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- How many dates is that?
- Three. But I just know!
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- And do you know his surname this time?
- I don't know!
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Have I met this guy?
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Mm-hm.
Yeah, at the Green Party thing.
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Oh, the guy you were firing into?
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No! The guy behind the desk.
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- Him?!
- Uh-huh.
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You seen the election?
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Socialist paradise, mate.
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We were already that, pal.
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[Music - 'Lionhead (Winter Rewind
Acid Reflux)' by Pictish Trail]
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What time is it?
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Eh...three? Half three?
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Just a solid six-hour nap.
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[American accent]
Up in time for cocktail hour.
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[American accent]
Drinking in the day again?
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You're a tragedy.
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Your accent's terrible.
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[TV] Should they legitimise
this result,
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you're going to be calling in,
saying, "Well, it was our vote,
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"well this, well that, well the other."
Well, I'm sorry.
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You can be politically correct
all you like,
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but these people
aren't a government-in-waiting.
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They're terrorists.
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Oh, you can't even let him
have one day, can you?
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- Sunny Govan...
- Oh-ho! Sunny Govan. Yes.
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[Landline rings]
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- Who phones house phones?
- Oh! Get out the way!
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Where even is it?
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[She whispers] Oh, God, where even is it?
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[Ringing continues]
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[Posh accent] Hello, Partick 4519.
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This is the distant past.
To whom am I speaking?
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- Josie, is that you?
- Uh-huh. Hi, Kerry.
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[She whispers] It's my sister.
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Is someone on the phone?
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No, it's just a joke.
I'm just fucking about.
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What if someone official
was calling?
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No. Nobody official was going
to be ringing. Why would you...
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How are you? You all right?
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- I'm good.
- OK. No, I can't come down to...
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We need to go.
Gonnae be late for Mona's.
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OK, I'm coming soon.
All right, I love you.
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OK. I love you. Bye. Bye, bye-bye.
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- Come on.
- Just give me five minutes.
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That's gonnae be on your gravestone.
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Hurry up.
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She's going to tell us off.
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For what?
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[American accent]
I don't know, whaddya got?
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Why would you no' want
to hang about with your pals?
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I do!
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She's going to be all, like,
"Oh, I've got a pension,"
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and I need a bit of time
to get ready for that.
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- Free dinner, but.
- [Door bell rings]
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[Both] Hiya!
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Hey. Little heads up -
inside, Steven, my mortgage guy.
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He wanted to see me again. I thought,
"Hey, why not? We had chemistry".
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We don't. You have to help me.
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Like we're spies.
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No. I've left him alone with Roddy.
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- Hurry up.
- Well, that'll scare him off.
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Oh, God, no. It's got to be diplomatic.
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Be diplomatic.
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[Roddy slurps drink]
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That was spicy as fuck.
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Do you like spicy stuff?
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Eh... Aye, I do.
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I think it's a ginger thing.
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I mean, like...Nordic, Viking and that.
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Like, they wouldn't have had spicy stuff.
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It's hot.
You don't like the sun, that's hot.
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Do you not think the ginger
like something spicy?
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- Eh?
- Like, if you're ginger...
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You know any gingers like spicy stuff?
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- I'm no ginger.
- I fuckin' know you're no ginger!
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Do you know anybody that's ginger
that likes spicy stuff?
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Aye, I've never asked him.
You'll normally no' see him eatin' it.
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- How about you? You like spice...
- [Mona] Fuck off!
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Get real! It's a political disaster.
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Oh, my God, your opinions are stupid!
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What's good about this?
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Boot the Tories out?
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So they have to clear up the mess
in another five years?
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Oh, my God, you need to read more.
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Oh, I'll go to the library
with you, then, pal(!)
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Ha-ha!
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- Well, I'm glad.
- Thank you, Roddy, you're a good mate.
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Anything that can hasten the end
of civilisation, bring it the fuck on.
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- Cheery sentiment from dear Roderick.
- It'll be exciting.
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What do you think...Stevie?
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Oh, I prefer to vote on issues, really.
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Yeah, I'm fiscally conservative,
but I'm not necessarily,
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you know, like a Tory, per se.
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You look like one.
You kind of seem like one.
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Why is everyone Tory bashing?
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This is fuckin' Glasgow. Lighten up, Mona.
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I mean, you've got a face...like a Tory.
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Why are you here, Stevie hen?
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Oh, Mona asked me out.
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Round. I asked you round.
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You said dinner.
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Did I?
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After the great session that we had?
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Advice session we had, Roddy.
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- You can still fuck in an advice session.
- [Josie snorts]
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I'm Mona's mortgage adviser.
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Er... She's actually looking
into buy-to-let at the moment. So...
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- Are you going to be a landlord?
- She hopes so, aye.
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So are youse renters or shared, or...?
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Did you actually vote Tory?
And you're going to be a landlord?
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All landlords are bastards.
Except Darren's mum.
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- She's all right.
- [Roddy whispers] I love Darren's mum.
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[He clears throat]
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[Faint music]
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[Josie sniggers]
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Right, we're staying in here
until he leaves, OK?
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Fine. That's fine.
Oh, my God, I can't wait any more.
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I have to tell you about yesterday night.
It was amazing. It was wonderful.
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Was it a really nice date?
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Does he own a flat, though?
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- Ha, ha.
- [Mona chuckles]
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I think you'd like him, though.
He's a proper adult.
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And, honestly, I'm not exaggerating,
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I honestly think that he is the best
human being I've ever met in my life.
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I thought that was me!
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You're in a different category,
so it doesn't count.
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- OH!
- Ha-ha!
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I almost went into one,
eh, with my girlfriend.
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Well, my ex...girlfriend.
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Yeah, I mean,
it's a very big commitment to make.
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You know, you've got to be
absolutely certain that,
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you know, you want to...to invest in it.
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And, I mean, they're uncertain times
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but, you know, fascinating times.
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I take it you can't get your hole
on Tinder, Stevie?
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I should probably go, to be honest.
I think that's my cue to leave.
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[Roddy] Naw, come on, Stevie, stay!
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Thanks for...for dinner.
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See you later, Stevie.
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Bye!
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Bye, Mona! Give me a call.
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He's right. Tinder's absolutely shite
these days, anyway.
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We were talking there, ya dick.
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See Lisa's Facebook?
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Nah, she's unfriended me, hasn't she?
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- Engaged.
- What?
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Aye.
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You don't have to watch me. I can do it.
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- Well, just don't spill any.
- I'm not spilling it!
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- Fill it to the top, I'm watching.
- "I'm watching"!
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Ladies, now that you've
fulfilled your duties in the kitchen,
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I don't suppose
you want to join us gentlemen
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for a cigar in the drawing room?
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Roddy!
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Mona.
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- Why do we still know him?
- I don't know.
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Oh, aye, good scheme, Roderick.
Josephine?
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Fuck's sake. Hello?
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- Hm?
- You coming for another drink?
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No.
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I think I'm going to meet up with...
my boyfriend.
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- Urgh!
- What a snake.
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Traitor!
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Well, have fun with your Green Party,
folk music, Munro-bagging...
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- Uh-huh?
- ..Fuckin' USB key ring accountant fanny.
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Ah.
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He's not an accountant, Roddy!
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Still a fanny.
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[Music - 'Dead Connection (Winter Rewind
Acid Reflux)' by Pictish Trail]
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Hello.
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- Thanks for coming out.
- That's all right. Wanted to see you.
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- I wanted to see you too.
- You taste of drink.
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Ta-da!
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- I can't drink.
- You're a square.
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I'm teaching in the morning.
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- You're a loser.
- It's not professional.
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You are a virgin.
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Tell you what...
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I'll pretend to be drunk,
how's that?
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You're the coolest person in the world.
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I am the coolest person
in the world.
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Must have the patience of a saint
to put up with you.
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Oh, my God,
Roddy was driving me crazy today.
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- Why?
- I can't even really explain.
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Oh, he just winds me up so much.
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Like, he's genuinely the sort of person
who would say something like,
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"I prefer animals to people."
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Or, like, "What we need is a good war."
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Well, we do.
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- Shut up.
- I'm kidding on.
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Thank fuck.
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Like, he genuinely said, um,
basically, "bring on the Apocalypse."
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Well, he's got a point.
Even just environmentally speaking,
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it's all going to Hell in a handcart,
why drag it out?
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- You don't mean that.
- No?
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No. Because I know you don't mean that
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because you're a good person.
And I know you're a good person
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'cause I can just see it
coming out of your face.
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What?
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I'm completely in love with you.
243
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I love you.
244
00:13:02,153 --> 00:13:06,074
- Good.
- Mm-hm.
245
00:13:15,316 --> 00:13:17,237
[Flat door opens]
246
00:13:17,277 --> 00:13:19,797
[Josie] Got to be quiet,
because otherwise we'll wake up Darren.
247
00:13:19,837 --> 00:13:21,678
[Mikey] Shh!
You're the one that's shouting.
248
00:13:21,718 --> 00:13:23,598
[Josie] No, I'm not!
249
00:13:23,638 --> 00:13:24,879
[Door slams]
250
00:13:24,919 --> 00:13:27,039
[Both] Shh!
251
00:13:29,080 --> 00:13:30,360
Shh!
252
00:13:31,920 --> 00:13:33,521
Everybody's going to wake up
253
00:13:33,561 --> 00:13:36,161
- because you're being so noisy.
- You are drunk.
254
00:13:37,722 --> 00:13:40,442
- You are drunk.
- I don't drink on school nights.
255
00:13:42,163 --> 00:13:43,643
Of course you don't.
256
00:13:43,683 --> 00:13:45,804
What else?
257
00:13:45,844 --> 00:13:48,444
Er... I make my own trail mix.
258
00:13:48,484 --> 00:13:50,045
What else?
259
00:13:50,085 --> 00:13:52,485
I was so good on the Duke of Edinburgh
260
00:13:52,525 --> 00:13:54,406
that they let me be the Duke of Edinburgh.
261
00:13:55,806 --> 00:13:57,086
This is terrible flirting.
262
00:13:57,126 --> 00:13:58,767
[Muffled conversation]
263
00:14:01,367 --> 00:14:03,808
No-one's actually gluten intolerant.
264
00:14:03,848 --> 00:14:05,248
You're tripping. Everyone is.
265
00:14:05,288 --> 00:14:07,249
Do you have any gluten
I can spread on this?
266
00:14:07,289 --> 00:14:11,090
[TV] I'm defending the safety
of the people of this country.
267
00:14:12,330 --> 00:14:14,330
Oh.
268
00:14:22,292 --> 00:14:24,413
Temporary restrictions
are part of...
269
00:14:24,453 --> 00:14:27,293
Morning, darling.
We didn't wake you up, did we?
270
00:14:27,333 --> 00:14:30,174
- You did, yeah.
- She's not really got an indoor voice.
271
00:14:31,534 --> 00:14:32,855
He's ate all the bread.
272
00:14:32,895 --> 00:14:35,695
Oh, the gluten-free bread
that I bought, Darren?
273
00:14:35,735 --> 00:14:38,256
- The house bread, Josephine.
- You can have mine, if you want.
274
00:14:38,296 --> 00:14:40,457
Nah, you're all right.
275
00:14:40,497 --> 00:14:43,937
I'm just gonnae have my granola,
my birthday granola.
276
00:14:43,977 --> 00:14:46,658
That's not granola.
277
00:14:46,698 --> 00:14:48,739
Oh, shit, I've got to go.
278
00:14:48,779 --> 00:14:49,979
Um, just chill out...
279
00:14:50,019 --> 00:14:51,899
- Mm-hm.
- ..And...
280
00:14:51,939 --> 00:14:53,540
And I'll see you later?
281
00:14:53,580 --> 00:14:55,220
- You will!
- OK.
282
00:15:00,061 --> 00:15:01,702
- Bye.
- [Muffled] Bye!
283
00:15:01,742 --> 00:15:07,023
..and we are proud to be brave enough
to say enough is enough.
284
00:15:07,063 --> 00:15:08,103
[Flat door closes]
285
00:15:08,143 --> 00:15:09,784
Yes, the border
will face closures...
286
00:15:09,824 --> 00:15:12,304
- So did you see the Celtic game?
- No.
287
00:15:12,344 --> 00:15:14,785
Yes, there may prove
some sacrifices.
288
00:15:18,746 --> 00:15:21,186
Can you smell the drink aff me?
I'm fucking steaming.
289
00:15:21,226 --> 00:15:22,827
No! You smell great.
290
00:15:22,867 --> 00:15:24,387
Dae I? Oh, thank fuck,
291
00:15:24,427 --> 00:15:27,428
'cause I've got the kids storytelling time
at half past ten
292
00:15:27,468 --> 00:15:29,188
and that cunt's coming in wi' his ukulele.
293
00:15:29,228 --> 00:15:30,628
Captain Banjo?
294
00:15:30,668 --> 00:15:32,069
He makes his ain kites!
295
00:15:32,109 --> 00:15:34,429
- Who does that?
- Fucking weirdo.
296
00:15:34,469 --> 00:15:37,550
Oh, um, do you still want me
to do the display today?
297
00:15:37,590 --> 00:15:40,791
Oh, aye, you have at that.
That's your thing. And...
298
00:15:40,831 --> 00:15:44,072
I... I have got you some research.
299
00:15:44,112 --> 00:15:46,232
And do you know what I was thinking?
300
00:15:46,272 --> 00:15:48,753
Sorry, how much do you want me
to do on this?
301
00:15:48,793 --> 00:15:52,194
My da was best pals wi' Jimmy Reid.
Bet you never knew that.
302
00:15:52,234 --> 00:15:53,914
- Really?
- I know!
303
00:15:53,954 --> 00:15:57,155
You can have a chat wi' him.
Him and Jimmy Reid were right good pals.
304
00:15:57,195 --> 00:15:59,995
Used to get pished together.
They were like that.
305
00:16:00,035 --> 00:16:02,156
His da knew everything
about George's Square.
306
00:16:02,196 --> 00:16:05,677
He was all over the George's Square riots.
He knew an awful lot about it.
307
00:16:05,717 --> 00:16:07,477
Telt me that Winston Churchill,
308
00:16:07,517 --> 00:16:09,878
that big fat bastard
that was aw for peace,
309
00:16:09,918 --> 00:16:13,679
sent tanks into George's Square,
shot hunners of cunts.
310
00:16:13,719 --> 00:16:15,559
Maybe I'm just kind of taking over, hen.
311
00:16:15,599 --> 00:16:18,000
Don't listen to me.
I don't want to derail it for you.
312
00:16:18,040 --> 00:16:20,240
You dae what you want.
You have at it. But!
313
00:16:20,280 --> 00:16:21,921
All I ask is,
314
00:16:21,961 --> 00:16:26,202
when you dae the project,
put up a picture of Diana.
315
00:16:26,242 --> 00:16:28,322
Everybody loved Diana.
316
00:16:28,362 --> 00:16:30,363
[She whispers] It needs tae be there.
317
00:16:32,083 --> 00:16:35,564
Cool. OK. Yeah.
318
00:16:35,604 --> 00:16:37,044
[ Donna] Don't forget, now.
319
00:16:37,084 --> 00:16:38,605
Oh, my God, Darren,
320
00:16:38,645 --> 00:16:42,326
I can't believe that you didn't tell me
about Jimmy Reid staging a work-in.
321
00:16:42,366 --> 00:16:44,046
It's no' my responsibility.
322
00:16:44,086 --> 00:16:46,847
Well, yeah, no, I think it is
your responsibility, actually.
323
00:16:46,887 --> 00:16:47,887
How?
324
00:16:47,927 --> 00:16:50,007
- Because that's our heritage.
- Our heritage?
325
00:16:50,047 --> 00:16:52,768
Yeah, our heritage.
Our shared heritage.
326
00:16:52,808 --> 00:16:54,168
One second, one second.
327
00:16:54,208 --> 00:16:57,529
Excuse me? Could you please respect
other library users
328
00:16:57,569 --> 00:17:00,450
as well as yourself
by just keeping it quiet?
329
00:17:00,490 --> 00:17:03,451
[Faint music on headphones]
330
00:17:03,491 --> 00:17:04,891
Thanks.
331
00:17:04,931 --> 00:17:06,931
Same to you, mate. Same to you.
332
00:17:06,971 --> 00:17:08,012
- Honestly.
333
00:17:08,052 --> 00:17:09,932
- Right, when are we meeting,
half one?
334
00:17:09,972 --> 00:17:12,173
All right, half past one, OK.
1.30pm.
335
00:17:12,213 --> 00:17:14,693
[Scottish accent] There'll be no bevvying!
336
00:17:14,733 --> 00:17:17,254
There'll be no hooliganism!
337
00:17:17,294 --> 00:17:19,774
OK, don't forget my pieces. OK, bye.
338
00:17:19,814 --> 00:17:22,815
Yes, sir, I will get that to you
this afternoon, OK?
339
00:17:22,855 --> 00:17:24,576
Thank you, bye.
340
00:17:25,856 --> 00:17:28,617
Darren. Dazza!
341
00:17:28,657 --> 00:17:31,217
Darren. Um, meeting in half an hour, OK?
342
00:17:31,257 --> 00:17:32,417
Yes, John.
343
00:17:32,457 --> 00:17:34,378
OK. You are in a bit of trouble.
344
00:17:34,418 --> 00:17:37,899
- What?
- Not at all. Well, there is an issue,
345
00:17:37,939 --> 00:17:40,939
but...
[He chuckles]
346
00:17:43,460 --> 00:17:47,461
[Music - 'Strange Sun' by Pictish Trail]
347
00:17:49,582 --> 00:17:51,582
[Music continues]
348
00:17:54,663 --> 00:17:57,143
- Pieces?
- Thanks, hen.
349
00:17:58,944 --> 00:18:01,024
Oh.
350
00:18:01,064 --> 00:18:02,345
No fork.
351
00:18:02,385 --> 00:18:03,465
How's work?
352
00:18:03,505 --> 00:18:06,586
It's pure dragging my soul
through my eyeballs, man.
353
00:18:06,626 --> 00:18:09,066
Need to just get a plan, man,
get out of there.
354
00:18:09,106 --> 00:18:12,267
Oh, my God, that reminds me,
Mikey said the funniest thing last night.
355
00:18:12,307 --> 00:18:14,227
'Cause we were talking about
would you have moved to England...
356
00:18:14,267 --> 00:18:16,748
Like, obviously, we're not going
to move to England, but it was...
357
00:18:16,788 --> 00:18:18,588
Are we seriously
talking about Mikey again?
358
00:18:18,628 --> 00:18:20,829
What? Sorry.
359
00:18:23,910 --> 00:18:25,670
- There you go.
- Oh, yes.
360
00:18:25,710 --> 00:18:28,151
- No' got any spoons?
- No.
361
00:18:31,992 --> 00:18:34,392
You do like him, don't you?
362
00:18:34,432 --> 00:18:38,033
Don't really know him.
You don't really know him.
363
00:18:38,073 --> 00:18:41,714
I do. I do! I just feel like
I look at him, I just...
364
00:18:41,754 --> 00:18:45,315
I just know him, you know?
I know him.
365
00:18:45,355 --> 00:18:47,515
You will give him a proper chance,
won't you?
366
00:18:49,596 --> 00:18:52,036
How? What's he said?
367
00:18:52,076 --> 00:18:54,077
Nothing.
368
00:18:55,277 --> 00:18:57,638
Just, um...
369
00:18:57,678 --> 00:19:00,358
Just, please, um...
370
00:19:00,398 --> 00:19:02,319
Please don't make him feel awkward,
you know?
371
00:19:08,040 --> 00:19:10,041
[Music continues]
372
00:19:27,405 --> 00:19:30,486
[Darren] I've had to kid on
I'm smoking again to take this.
373
00:19:30,526 --> 00:19:33,366
Sorry. Are you all right?
374
00:19:33,406 --> 00:19:35,127
Uh-huh.
375
00:19:35,167 --> 00:19:36,407
Cool. Cool.
376
00:19:38,207 --> 00:19:39,968
Is that it, then?
377
00:19:40,008 --> 00:19:43,289
Er, no, I, um...
I just wanted to have a chat.
378
00:19:44,729 --> 00:19:47,169
Look, Josie,
I need to get back to work.
379
00:19:47,209 --> 00:19:48,450
Shh!
380
00:19:48,490 --> 00:19:50,330
Um, yeah,
Darren, could you please be quiet?
381
00:19:50,370 --> 00:19:51,451
We're in a library.
382
00:19:51,491 --> 00:19:54,011
Sorry. Sorry.
[She whispers] Sorry.
383
00:19:54,051 --> 00:19:55,171
Darren?
384
00:19:58,052 --> 00:20:00,373
[Music continues]
385
00:20:10,335 --> 00:20:11,455
[Music continues]
386
00:20:25,859 --> 00:20:28,459
- [Music continues]
- Oh, John. Big John.
387
00:20:28,499 --> 00:20:29,540
- Hi...
- It's Josie.
388
00:20:29,580 --> 00:20:31,900
- Josie!
- Hi, yeah. I'm just waiting for Darren.
389
00:20:31,940 --> 00:20:32,940
Do you know where he is?
390
00:20:32,980 --> 00:20:35,061
Darren, yes,
he has already left, I'm afraid.
391
00:20:35,101 --> 00:20:38,222
- You've just missed him.
- Oh. OK.
392
00:20:38,262 --> 00:20:39,742
- OK?
- Yeah.
393
00:20:39,782 --> 00:20:41,102
- Bye, then.
- Cool, bye.
394
00:20:41,142 --> 00:20:42,423
- OK!
- Bye.
395
00:20:44,143 --> 00:20:46,144
[Music continues]
396
00:20:58,106 --> 00:21:00,107
[Music ends]
397
00:21:00,147 --> 00:21:01,747
[TV on]
398
00:21:01,787 --> 00:21:03,668
- [Door closes]
- Hiya!
399
00:21:05,628 --> 00:21:09,109
I was going to cook.
Nah. Don't worry about it.
400
00:21:09,149 --> 00:21:11,149
OK.
401
00:21:23,272 --> 00:21:26,513
Did you buy just one posh pudding,
for you?
402
00:21:26,553 --> 00:21:28,874
- Mm-hm.
- Unbelievable.
403
00:21:32,194 --> 00:21:35,715
[Football commentator]
Take this opportunity, grasp it fully,
404
00:21:35,755 --> 00:21:37,356
kick on for the rest of the season.
405
00:21:37,396 --> 00:21:38,796
[Second commentator]
Mm-hm. And, obviously,
406
00:21:38,836 --> 00:21:39,876
that's talking home-grown talent,
407
00:21:39,916 --> 00:21:42,277
but when we're speaking
about obviously the foreign players
408
00:21:42,317 --> 00:21:44,957
and them going on strike just now,
I mean, this is unprecedented.
409
00:21:44,998 --> 00:21:47,758
I mean, this situation is...
I mean, back in our day,
410
00:21:47,798 --> 00:21:49,999
as you said, when we were playing,
players would go on strike
411
00:21:50,039 --> 00:21:51,159
for different reasons.
412
00:21:51,199 --> 00:21:52,879
But this
is a completely different scenario.
413
00:21:52,919 --> 00:21:55,000
[First commentator] And this
will be unsettling dressing rooms.
414
00:21:55,040 --> 00:21:56,120
If you've got a group of players...
415
00:21:56,160 --> 00:21:58,881
Are you still going to come to Mikey's
party at the weekend?
416
00:21:58,921 --> 00:22:00,801
Yeah, why?
417
00:22:00,841 --> 00:22:03,642
It's something that management,
coaches, are going to have to look at
418
00:22:03,682 --> 00:22:05,402
and try and manage
as best they possibly can...
419
00:22:05,442 --> 00:22:07,723
Are you sure you're OK?
420
00:22:08,763 --> 00:22:10,644
- Mm-hm.
- OK.
421
00:22:10,684 --> 00:22:13,244
A lot of Scottish national players
are actually joining the strike...
422
00:22:13,284 --> 00:22:15,365
Er, Lisa's engaged.
423
00:22:15,405 --> 00:22:17,965
Oh, no, I'm so sorry.
424
00:22:20,006 --> 00:22:22,807
- How'd you find out about it?
- Roddy.
425
00:22:22,847 --> 00:22:25,887
..Looking for bigger contracts,
unfortunately it's sometimes the case.
426
00:22:25,927 --> 00:22:27,928
[First commentator]
And then, on top of that,
427
00:22:27,968 --> 00:22:31,449
when we started talking about obviously
transfers, just before the break...
428
00:22:31,489 --> 00:22:33,769
Thanks.
429
00:22:33,809 --> 00:22:37,810
[Music - 'Lionhead (Winter Rewind
Acid Reflux)' by Pictish Trail]
430
00:22:52,534 --> 00:22:54,454
[Inaudible]
431
00:22:56,815 --> 00:23:00,095
I'll just leave it there, if that's OK?
I'll just leave it there.
432
00:23:05,097 --> 00:23:07,097
[Inaudible]
433
00:23:13,899 --> 00:23:18,420
Unbelievable!
[He sighs]
434
00:23:18,460 --> 00:23:20,940
- What a shite game, man.
- They were cheating bastards.
435
00:23:20,980 --> 00:23:23,341
Aye, it was painful to watch.
436
00:23:23,381 --> 00:23:24,621
- Need to get fitter.
- Yep.
437
00:23:24,661 --> 00:23:25,982
Could be worse.
438
00:23:26,022 --> 00:23:28,302
Aye, if one of youse died.
439
00:23:28,342 --> 00:23:30,423
Right, you cheery fuckers, I'm away.
440
00:23:30,463 --> 00:23:32,263
- Do you need a lift?
- Amazing.
441
00:23:32,303 --> 00:23:34,504
- Darren, wee Roddy. Later.
- See youse later.
442
00:23:34,544 --> 00:23:36,424
- See you later, mate.
- See youse later.
443
00:23:37,784 --> 00:23:39,585
- That was shite, mate.
- Gie us my bag, mate.
444
00:23:39,625 --> 00:23:40,745
- Eh?
- Gies ma bag.
445
00:23:40,785 --> 00:23:42,625
Two seconds. What you daein'?
446
00:23:42,665 --> 00:23:44,666
Hurry up. I can get it off the hing.
447
00:23:44,706 --> 00:23:46,386
- There's Josie, hurry up.
- Hiya!
448
00:23:46,426 --> 00:23:47,747
All right, Josie?
449
00:23:47,787 --> 00:23:51,268
Hi. Hiya!
450
00:23:51,308 --> 00:23:53,548
I brought oranges!
Oh, thanks, Mum.
451
00:23:53,588 --> 00:23:55,509
- Oh, I hate you.
- Nah, you love me.
452
00:23:55,549 --> 00:23:57,069
You have to love me, you're my mother.
453
00:23:57,109 --> 00:23:59,389
Oh, my God, stop saying that.
454
00:23:59,429 --> 00:24:01,030
Come on, ya dick!
455
00:24:01,070 --> 00:24:02,510
Did you win?
456
00:24:02,550 --> 00:24:04,871
We won a moral victory.
What was the score?
457
00:24:04,911 --> 00:24:06,751
- 8-nil.
- Oh-ho-ho!
458
00:24:06,791 --> 00:24:09,712
Exactly. Dirty fuckers.
459
00:24:09,752 --> 00:24:12,633
Are you not getting changed before we go?
460
00:24:12,673 --> 00:24:15,993
- I thought we were going home first?
- No, there's no time.
461
00:24:16,033 --> 00:24:18,314
- I guess, not, then.
- Oh, sorry.
462
00:24:18,354 --> 00:24:20,434
I really need to get there early
to help him set up.
463
00:24:20,474 --> 00:24:21,755
He doesn't want me to be late.
464
00:24:23,155 --> 00:24:26,436
It's a house party.
What you need to set up?
465
00:24:26,476 --> 00:24:28,156
Is he having you jump out a cake?
466
00:24:28,196 --> 00:24:30,077
- Isn't that sexist?
- Gimme that, I'll open it.
467
00:24:30,117 --> 00:24:31,477
- I've got fingernails.
- Cheers.
468
00:24:33,077 --> 00:24:35,158
[Public address system]
Travel information.
469
00:24:35,198 --> 00:24:37,879
Trains are cancelled,
due to recent events.
470
00:24:39,919 --> 00:24:42,760
Darren? OK, do him. Where's he going?
471
00:24:44,400 --> 00:24:47,401
- Where's he going?
- He's going to the abandoned newsagents,
472
00:24:47,441 --> 00:24:49,801
to check on the body
of the guy he killed earlier.
473
00:24:49,841 --> 00:24:51,962
- No!
- In Dalmuir.
474
00:24:52,002 --> 00:24:54,563
- Ooh, spooky!
- No, no, no.
475
00:24:54,603 --> 00:24:57,123
- In Milngavie.
- Ooh, posh!
476
00:24:57,163 --> 00:24:59,564
But what he doesnae know
is the guy isnae deid.
477
00:24:59,604 --> 00:25:02,044
He's hiding behind the door and,
when the guy comes in,
478
00:25:02,084 --> 00:25:03,245
he's gonnae jump out,
479
00:25:03,285 --> 00:25:05,325
push him into the ice cream freezer,
480
00:25:05,365 --> 00:25:07,566
then run out with hunners of cans
of Irn Bru doon his tap,
481
00:25:07,606 --> 00:25:09,686
- like a bulletproof vest.
- Oh, my God, amazing.
482
00:25:09,726 --> 00:25:11,567
Have you been reading
my copies of the Digger?
483
00:25:11,607 --> 00:25:14,727
- And Chat mag.
- Jakey.
484
00:25:16,048 --> 00:25:17,088
[He whispers] Do her.
485
00:25:17,128 --> 00:25:21,529
Where's she going?
Oh, she's fallen in love.
486
00:25:21,569 --> 00:25:24,050
With a ghost.
487
00:25:24,090 --> 00:25:26,810
In the launderette.
And she's going to visit him.
488
00:25:29,811 --> 00:25:32,852
He's going to the pub.
She's going to the pub.
489
00:25:32,892 --> 00:25:35,612
In fact...yep,
they're all going to the pub.
490
00:25:35,652 --> 00:25:37,893
- We should go to the pub.
- No.
491
00:25:37,933 --> 00:25:40,373
We're going to the party, Roddy.
492
00:25:40,414 --> 00:25:43,134
And she's going to the hunted launderette.
493
00:25:43,174 --> 00:25:44,534
Thank you, husband.
494
00:25:44,574 --> 00:25:46,655
[Roddy whispers] Youse are wankers.
495
00:25:46,695 --> 00:25:48,095
Let's walk it.
496
00:25:48,135 --> 00:25:50,936
No, because we've been here 20 minutes
so if we go now,
497
00:25:50,976 --> 00:25:52,696
we've just wasted all that time.
498
00:25:52,736 --> 00:25:53,937
No, no, that's not fair.
499
00:25:53,977 --> 00:25:56,337
It's not been wasted.
We've all learned a lot.
500
00:25:56,377 --> 00:26:00,258
- It's been great fun(!)
- Oh, come on. Don't you start.
501
00:26:00,298 --> 00:26:03,579
Oh, sod it. Look, we're so late.
Right, I'm getting a cab, I don't care.
502
00:26:03,619 --> 00:26:05,419
I'm going to get a Cabber.
Sod it.
503
00:26:05,459 --> 00:26:07,020
That company's fucked.
504
00:26:07,060 --> 00:26:08,860
I know, I know, I know!
505
00:26:10,821 --> 00:26:13,141
Actually, no, you're right,
they're a terrible company,
506
00:26:13,181 --> 00:26:15,022
- I'm not going to use them.
- Surge on, aye?
507
00:26:15,062 --> 00:26:19,183
- Mm-hm! 2.5 times the normal price.
- Cunts.
508
00:26:19,223 --> 00:26:22,343
Won't be far fae over there.
That's all the south side.
509
00:26:23,744 --> 00:26:26,184
- You're a genius, mate.
- Superior knowledge.
510
00:26:28,225 --> 00:26:29,785
- Josie?
- Huh?
511
00:26:29,825 --> 00:26:32,466
- Where's he stay again?
- Mount Florida.
512
00:26:32,506 --> 00:26:34,626
- That's miles away.
- Huh?
513
00:26:34,666 --> 00:26:36,827
- Nah.
- Aye.
514
00:26:41,308 --> 00:26:44,909
Well...which one is it?
515
00:26:44,949 --> 00:26:47,710
Cheers, mate.
516
00:26:47,750 --> 00:26:49,550
Aye, it's all right,
just fucking leave me.
517
00:26:49,590 --> 00:26:51,670
Ha-ha!
518
00:26:51,710 --> 00:26:54,711
Oh, fuck. Fuck. Fuck!
519
00:26:54,751 --> 00:26:57,152
- Oh, my God.
- What is it?
520
00:26:57,192 --> 00:26:59,272
- My phone's dead.
- Use mine.
521
00:26:59,312 --> 00:27:01,273
No, I can't,
because I don't know his number...
522
00:27:01,313 --> 00:27:03,073
Oh, my God,
I don't even know the address!
523
00:27:03,113 --> 00:27:05,874
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
524
00:27:05,914 --> 00:27:07,394
Pub?
525
00:27:07,434 --> 00:27:10,115
- Please, we've got to get there.
- Come on, hendo.
526
00:27:10,155 --> 00:27:12,155
Listen, right, we'll go to the pub,
527
00:27:12,195 --> 00:27:14,836
you charge up your phone,
we can get a cab, OK?
528
00:27:17,677 --> 00:27:20,077
And if, in the meantime,
we have a couple of cheeky pints,
529
00:27:20,117 --> 00:27:21,758
what harm's it doing anyone?
530
00:27:21,798 --> 00:27:24,718
Wahey! I'll get the first round.
531
00:27:24,758 --> 00:27:26,519
You better.
532
00:27:26,559 --> 00:27:28,599
Right, come on, Darren, don't muck about.
533
00:27:28,639 --> 00:27:29,920
Darren!
534
00:27:29,960 --> 00:27:32,800
- You'll have to walk round, mate.
- Kidding me?!
535
00:27:34,961 --> 00:27:36,961
Cheers, mate.
536
00:27:38,842 --> 00:27:40,962
No, I don't know.
Yeah, I know.
537
00:27:41,002 --> 00:27:42,963
But I just... I don't know how
we're going to get there,
538
00:27:43,003 --> 00:27:45,123
but I promise you,
we are going to be there really soon.
539
00:27:45,163 --> 00:27:48,804
Just as soon as we can. Yeah. OK.
540
00:27:48,844 --> 00:27:51,645
All right. Yeah, I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.
541
00:27:52,965 --> 00:27:55,966
OK. All right. Thanks.
542
00:27:57,006 --> 00:28:01,007
[Music on stereo - 'Under The Sun'
by Randolph's Leap]
543
00:28:04,168 --> 00:28:07,168
- You don't like the Queen!
- Aye, I do! I love the bloody Queen!
544
00:28:07,208 --> 00:28:09,289
You're just being contrarian
for the sake of it.
545
00:28:09,329 --> 00:28:11,169
Aye, so, anyway,
am I going to go to the islands
546
00:28:11,209 --> 00:28:12,650
or will I go straight to Bangkok?
547
00:28:12,690 --> 00:28:14,850
You're just too emotionally involved.
You're just ranting, hen.
548
00:28:14,890 --> 00:28:16,891
OH!
549
00:28:16,931 --> 00:28:18,051
I want to talk about Thailand!
550
00:28:18,091 --> 00:28:20,772
I'm sorry, right, so you think your
opinions are facts because you're a man
551
00:28:20,812 --> 00:28:23,532
and my opinions are just emotions
because I'm a woman and that is bullshit.
552
00:28:23,572 --> 00:28:25,893
Naw, maybe I'm just calling you out
and you don't like it.
553
00:28:25,933 --> 00:28:28,093
- Are youse even interested?
- You're infuriating.
554
00:28:28,133 --> 00:28:30,214
- Nope. You are.
- I'm a charmer.
555
00:28:30,254 --> 00:28:32,254
- [Phone rings]
- Oh, no, please.
556
00:28:32,294 --> 00:28:34,255
Radio Clyde, show me the money!
557
00:28:34,295 --> 00:28:37,616
- No, you cannae talk to her, ya psycho.
- No! No. Hello? Hi, darling. Sorry.
558
00:28:37,656 --> 00:28:40,176
No, it's just Roddy, my friend.
559
00:28:40,216 --> 00:28:42,657
No, he's only my friend.
560
00:28:42,697 --> 00:28:45,418
Look, I'm coming. I am coming.
I told you I'm going to come.
561
00:28:45,458 --> 00:28:46,778
I'm going to do everything I can to come.
562
00:28:46,818 --> 00:28:48,658
- [Roddy snorts]
- Stop it, it's not funny.
563
00:28:48,698 --> 00:28:51,059
No, nothing. Oh... What...
564
00:28:51,099 --> 00:28:52,699
What do you mean,
you don't want me to come?
565
00:28:52,739 --> 00:28:55,220
So you're having a go at me for not coming
and now you don't want me to?
566
00:28:55,260 --> 00:28:58,661
Please, come on. No, will you just...
567
00:28:58,701 --> 00:29:00,741
Fuck's sake.
568
00:29:00,781 --> 00:29:03,182
- Phone him back.
- No! You freaked him out enough already.
569
00:29:03,222 --> 00:29:05,062
What's he daein' calling you all night,
anyway?
570
00:29:05,102 --> 00:29:06,983
'Cause he actually cares about me, Roddy?
571
00:29:07,023 --> 00:29:09,423
You don't have to act like someone's dad
to show you care about them.
572
00:29:09,463 --> 00:29:11,584
So you're...serious?
573
00:29:12,864 --> 00:29:14,384
Yeah.
574
00:29:14,424 --> 00:29:18,185
Like... I just feel like that's...
This is it, you know? It's like,
575
00:29:18,225 --> 00:29:21,386
I'm going to get married,
going to have kids.
576
00:29:21,426 --> 00:29:22,746
You know I want all that stuff?
577
00:29:24,747 --> 00:29:26,387
Thought you were way cooler than that.
578
00:29:26,427 --> 00:29:27,588
[Darren] Belter!
579
00:29:28,668 --> 00:29:31,028
He takes the gold.
580
00:29:35,229 --> 00:29:38,390
Oh, I really shouldn't
have missed the party.
581
00:29:39,910 --> 00:29:40,911
I'm sorry.
582
00:29:40,951 --> 00:29:43,511
I actually feel a bit relieved.
583
00:29:43,551 --> 00:29:46,592
At least, this way,
I don't have to meet his friends yet,
584
00:29:46,632 --> 00:29:48,753
they don't have to find out
how weird I am yet.
585
00:29:48,793 --> 00:29:50,673
You're not weird.
586
00:29:50,713 --> 00:29:53,794
- He shouldnae be saying that to you.
- He doesn't.
587
00:29:57,875 --> 00:30:00,035
So you're really sure about this, hen?
588
00:30:00,075 --> 00:30:01,716
You have no idea.
589
00:30:03,076 --> 00:30:05,957
I'm as far beyond doubt as is possible.
590
00:30:07,317 --> 00:30:11,278
- Well, it's good you feel like that.
- Mm.
591
00:30:14,239 --> 00:30:16,879
If you don't get off that phone
in this very second,
592
00:30:16,919 --> 00:30:19,000
I'm chucking it down
every one of these stairs here.
593
00:30:19,040 --> 00:30:20,440
[She laughs]
594
00:30:23,921 --> 00:30:25,561
What was he saying anyway?
595
00:30:27,882 --> 00:30:30,723
Um, Darren?
596
00:30:30,763 --> 00:30:34,523
I think... No, sorry, I know. I know.
597
00:30:34,563 --> 00:30:37,124
He wants us to move in together.
598
00:30:37,164 --> 00:30:38,924
In November.
599
00:30:38,965 --> 00:30:42,005
And his lease comes up on the 15th.
600
00:30:42,045 --> 00:30:45,566
I don't think it's too soon.
601
00:30:45,606 --> 00:30:48,687
Sod it, even if it goes tits,
I could just get married to Big John.
602
00:30:48,727 --> 00:30:50,367
Ha!
603
00:30:50,407 --> 00:30:53,928
- Don't even joke about that.
- You could do a speech at the wedding!
604
00:30:57,049 --> 00:31:00,770
"Never have I ever presided
over a worse mistake
605
00:31:00,810 --> 00:31:04,130
"and I pray that there are
no children of this union."
606
00:31:04,171 --> 00:31:06,291
[She chuckles]
Hm.
607
00:31:09,732 --> 00:31:11,452
Are you OK?
608
00:31:11,492 --> 00:31:12,653
Aye.
609
00:31:13,693 --> 00:31:17,334
That's me going travelling,
then, isn't it?
610
00:31:17,374 --> 00:31:20,294
- Super November.
- Super November!
611
00:31:20,334 --> 00:31:23,215
Oh! I'm going to miss you,
my little husband.
612
00:31:23,255 --> 00:31:26,336
- Get the fuck off me.
- Milk! Milk!
613
00:31:26,376 --> 00:31:28,496
[He whispers] You're not even Scottish.
[She gasps]
614
00:31:28,536 --> 00:31:30,537
[Music continues]
615
00:31:41,059 --> 00:31:43,060
[Music continues]
616
00:31:44,660 --> 00:31:46,661
[Music continues]
617
00:32:27,550 --> 00:32:30,031
[Distant sirens]
618
00:32:36,472 --> 00:32:38,393
[She sighs]
619
00:32:45,475 --> 00:32:47,475
[Dog barks]
620
00:32:57,317 --> 00:32:59,318
[Man shouts]
621
00:32:59,358 --> 00:33:01,078
[Siren wails]
622
00:33:02,119 --> 00:33:05,359
[Public address system] Please note
the curfew is now in effect.
623
00:33:14,321 --> 00:33:16,522
Officers from
the Territorial Control Service
624
00:33:16,562 --> 00:33:19,483
will ensure the curfew
is observed for your safety.
625
00:33:20,763 --> 00:33:22,763
We apologise for any inconvenience.
626
00:33:22,803 --> 00:33:24,564
[Man grunts]
627
00:33:27,645 --> 00:33:29,645
[Police radio murmurs]
628
00:34:06,534 --> 00:34:10,535
[Music - 'I've Been Set Upon'
by Pictish Trail]
629
00:34:18,777 --> 00:34:20,417
[Phone beeps]
630
00:34:26,979 --> 00:34:28,779
Right, look at this, right.
631
00:34:28,819 --> 00:34:32,660
"Mass arrests as student demo
ends in violence." Right?
632
00:34:32,700 --> 00:34:34,260
It's police violence.
633
00:34:34,300 --> 00:34:36,821
It's police that started it.
634
00:34:36,861 --> 00:34:39,662
Yep. Yeah.
635
00:34:42,342 --> 00:34:44,103
Why didn't you just leave with us
last night?
636
00:34:44,143 --> 00:34:46,023
Why would you leave it
that close to the curfew?
637
00:34:46,063 --> 00:34:48,384
Because fuck the curfew.
638
00:34:48,424 --> 00:34:49,984
Well, it's not like it's forever,
639
00:34:50,024 --> 00:34:52,465
so there's no point
in you getting all melodramatic about it.
640
00:34:52,505 --> 00:34:54,785
The Wi-Fi's down again.
641
00:35:01,827 --> 00:35:03,587
I texted Mikey.
642
00:35:04,628 --> 00:35:05,828
What? You're such a wee snake.
643
00:35:05,868 --> 00:35:08,549
I deleted his number off of your phone.
Why would you even do that?
644
00:35:08,589 --> 00:35:10,669
I had his business card.
645
00:35:11,829 --> 00:35:13,790
I'd hidden it.
646
00:35:13,830 --> 00:35:18,071
- Doesn't matter anyway.
- Oh, hen.
647
00:35:18,111 --> 00:35:20,792
He didn't reply. He doesn't give a shit.
648
00:35:20,832 --> 00:35:22,912
Roddy's coming over later
and he's bringing dinner,
649
00:35:22,952 --> 00:35:24,192
so maybe that'll cheer you up.
650
00:35:24,232 --> 00:35:26,873
No, because he's just going to talk
about his weirdo girlfriend
651
00:35:26,913 --> 00:35:30,554
in Aberdeen and then you're going to talk
about your cool Egyptian girlfriend
652
00:35:30,594 --> 00:35:32,034
and I'm just going to talk
653
00:35:32,074 --> 00:35:34,675
about the fact that I'm never going
to have love in my life again
654
00:35:34,715 --> 00:35:37,035
- and I'm going to die on my own.
- Stupid thing!
655
00:35:37,075 --> 00:35:38,316
[Console clatters]
656
00:35:38,356 --> 00:35:39,876
Oh, you fixed it(!)
657
00:35:45,958 --> 00:35:49,118
- It's Roddy.
- [Intercom buzzes]
658
00:35:57,120 --> 00:35:58,521
This no' fae Hassan's?
659
00:35:58,561 --> 00:36:01,721
Nah, it closed down ages ago.
Uncle Ronnie's chip van.
660
00:36:01,761 --> 00:36:03,762
Hassan's as well.
661
00:36:03,802 --> 00:36:06,802
Half the boys in the Kurdish have left.
Part-timers!
662
00:36:06,842 --> 00:36:08,643
Yeah. Oh, it's not right.
663
00:36:08,683 --> 00:36:10,683
It's shite.
664
00:36:10,723 --> 00:36:13,524
- Wine for the lady.
- What is that?
665
00:36:13,564 --> 00:36:16,205
Oi! Look a gift wine in the mouth, then.
666
00:36:16,245 --> 00:36:18,485
- Oh, great put-down, mate.
- Better than that hair do.
667
00:36:18,525 --> 00:36:20,606
[She whispers] Get out.
668
00:36:20,646 --> 00:36:21,886
It's a good haircut.
669
00:36:24,967 --> 00:36:29,048
[Music on stereo - 'I'll Be Gone'
by The Pooches]
670
00:36:29,088 --> 00:36:31,608
Looks like you owe me another 120 quid.
671
00:36:31,648 --> 00:36:34,729
- Of course you're good at this game.
- Come on, pay up.
672
00:36:34,769 --> 00:36:37,210
I thought you were supposed
to be an anarchist now anyway?
673
00:36:37,250 --> 00:36:39,850
The New 45 are a grassroots organisation,
674
00:36:39,890 --> 00:36:42,691
passionately committed
to agitating for immediate independence
675
00:36:42,731 --> 00:36:45,572
and unabashed
in their use of radical policies.
676
00:36:47,172 --> 00:36:48,572
Mate, have you swallowed a flyer?
677
00:36:48,612 --> 00:36:50,293
- [She chuckles]
- Oh, my, Darren, eh?
678
00:36:50,333 --> 00:36:54,214
Aren't we sassy since you've been hanging
out the back of Cleopatra all summer.
679
00:36:54,254 --> 00:36:56,054
Josephine.
680
00:36:56,094 --> 00:36:59,455
You're a disgrace and you're a landlord
and you're a scab.
681
00:36:59,495 --> 00:37:01,095
And you're not Scottish.
682
00:37:01,135 --> 00:37:04,336
Oh, go and fix the bathroom,
you landlord.
683
00:37:04,376 --> 00:37:06,777
Here, what actually happened yesterday?
684
00:37:06,817 --> 00:37:09,017
They were just checking cars on the M8.
685
00:37:09,057 --> 00:37:11,378
- They had dogs.
- Scab dogs.
686
00:37:11,418 --> 00:37:14,138
Shut up, they had big fucking
fuck-off machine guns an' aw.
687
00:37:16,139 --> 00:37:18,259
And they shot that girl.
How old was that girl?
688
00:37:18,299 --> 00:37:20,100
She was like 15.
Outside Parliament.
689
00:37:20,140 --> 00:37:22,941
What, if she was 16 it'd be all right,
'cause she's legal?
690
00:37:25,941 --> 00:37:28,022
Well, they'll no' keep it up permanently.
691
00:37:28,062 --> 00:37:29,422
I hope not.
692
00:37:36,024 --> 00:37:38,144
How's Angie?
693
00:37:38,184 --> 00:37:40,905
Oh, Christ, she's like a dark master
of the sexual arts.
694
00:37:40,945 --> 00:37:44,346
Oh, God, why did I ask you that?
I shouldn't have asked you that.
695
00:37:44,386 --> 00:37:47,066
She's like the Vietcong
and I'm the American army.
696
00:37:47,106 --> 00:37:49,907
- Oh, stop it, please.
- See when she's on top?
697
00:37:49,947 --> 00:37:52,708
I genuinely feel like I've been
ridden to death sometimes.
698
00:37:52,748 --> 00:37:54,628
I don't wanna know!
[She laughs]
699
00:37:54,668 --> 00:37:56,549
It's brutal!
It's actually brutal, honestly.
700
00:37:56,589 --> 00:37:58,669
- Oh, my God, stop it!
- [He chuckles]
701
00:38:00,069 --> 00:38:01,630
Nah, she's all right.
702
00:38:01,670 --> 00:38:02,910
The problem's wi' her kid.
703
00:38:02,950 --> 00:38:05,591
- Something.
- Oh, shit, sorry.
704
00:38:08,351 --> 00:38:09,912
You OK?
705
00:38:12,272 --> 00:38:13,553
Yep.
706
00:38:14,793 --> 00:38:17,434
You're panicking. Don't panic.
707
00:38:26,996 --> 00:38:28,956
[Music - 'Set Upon' by Pictish Trail]
708
00:38:28,996 --> 00:38:31,037
Right, arseholes. I'm off to bed.
709
00:38:31,077 --> 00:38:33,757
- Bagsy not cleaning up.
- [Josie] Bagsy not cleaning up!
710
00:38:33,797 --> 00:38:36,358
- Come on, man, I'm a guest.
- Ha! Clean up, mate.
711
00:38:36,398 --> 00:38:38,919
No. Going to the Islay.
712
00:38:38,959 --> 00:38:40,359
Oh, no, I don't want to go out.
713
00:38:40,399 --> 00:38:43,160
The islander bars are still open.
They let me in 'cause I'm a ginge.
714
00:38:43,200 --> 00:38:46,961
- I'll protect you, hen.
- No, I said I don't want to go out.
715
00:38:47,001 --> 00:38:50,281
Josie, honestly, have you got any idea
how fucking boring you've become?
716
00:38:50,321 --> 00:38:52,362
Phone Mona, at least she's up for a laugh.
717
00:38:52,402 --> 00:38:55,123
I've tried to phone Mona.
I can't get hold of Mona.
718
00:39:00,484 --> 00:39:05,525
Last night I heard them taking away
this woman for fuck knows what
719
00:39:05,565 --> 00:39:08,166
and she was just basically
just like someone's nice mum.
720
00:39:09,206 --> 00:39:10,606
[She sniffs]
721
00:39:10,646 --> 00:39:12,647
I'm sorry.
722
00:39:15,447 --> 00:39:17,728
- I'm sorry.
- It's all right.
723
00:39:19,008 --> 00:39:21,369
- [She sighs]
- There's no point in panicking about it.
724
00:39:21,409 --> 00:39:22,849
You cannae dae anything.
725
00:39:25,290 --> 00:39:26,290
It's all right.
726
00:39:28,090 --> 00:39:29,331
[She scoffs]
727
00:39:29,371 --> 00:39:33,532
How is it that you've got a girlfriend
and I'm single? [She sobs]
728
00:39:33,572 --> 00:39:35,812
Aye, but I've no' got a girlfriend.
729
00:39:35,852 --> 00:39:38,693
We're having an affair.
Well, she's having an affair.
730
00:39:38,733 --> 00:39:40,293
I'm the affairee.
731
00:39:40,333 --> 00:39:42,614
You're her mistress,
that's what you are.
732
00:39:42,654 --> 00:39:44,614
[He chuckles]
733
00:39:45,855 --> 00:39:48,095
I photocopied you something.
734
00:39:53,536 --> 00:39:55,097
- Poetry?
- Mm-hm.
735
00:39:56,337 --> 00:39:58,858
- "I'm a political prisoner."
- [She snorts]
736
00:39:58,898 --> 00:40:00,898
Just read it in your head.
737
00:40:02,218 --> 00:40:03,219
[He whispers]
738
00:40:03,259 --> 00:40:06,459
[Laughing]
You're not reading it in your head.
739
00:40:06,499 --> 00:40:10,300
- I am.
- You're not! You're whispering it.
740
00:40:10,340 --> 00:40:12,701
- Do you know how to read in your head?
- That's what I'm doing.
741
00:40:12,741 --> 00:40:14,982
You do the voices
but you do them in your head.
742
00:40:15,022 --> 00:40:18,542
- The voices?
- Yeah! You do all the different voices.
743
00:40:18,582 --> 00:40:22,503
- So what voice would you have done?
- [She laughs]
744
00:40:22,543 --> 00:40:25,384
I'm trying to sleep.
745
00:40:41,668 --> 00:40:43,068
Are all these ones going?
746
00:40:43,108 --> 00:40:46,749
Yeah, everything. This whole floor
is going to be taken over,
747
00:40:46,789 --> 00:40:49,990
just to process people,
whatever that fuckin' means.
748
00:40:50,030 --> 00:40:53,551
I telt that big streak of pish Jonathan
to go fuck himself.
749
00:40:53,591 --> 00:40:57,712
Never took it very well.
Apparently he doesnae take critique good.
750
00:40:57,752 --> 00:41:01,713
I never thought that I'd be sad
to see Jean get fired.
751
00:41:01,753 --> 00:41:03,193
I know, me neither.
752
00:41:03,233 --> 00:41:05,954
Me neither and she smells of biscuits
but I liked her.
753
00:41:05,994 --> 00:41:08,474
But the good news is, that cunt Jonathan,
754
00:41:08,514 --> 00:41:11,875
he'll only be here once a month,
so, you know, every cloud.
755
00:41:11,915 --> 00:41:13,515
Oh, God, speaking of which,
756
00:41:13,555 --> 00:41:16,116
I... I don't think I've been paid
for last month?
757
00:41:16,156 --> 00:41:17,476
No, hen, naebdy's been paid.
758
00:41:17,516 --> 00:41:20,397
The contracts are going to take ages.
That's how it will be now.
759
00:41:20,437 --> 00:41:21,517
Are you serious?
760
00:41:21,557 --> 00:41:24,078
No, I'm joking.
You know what else I'm joking about?
761
00:41:24,118 --> 00:41:28,759
The fact that I've had to cancel
not one but three days at the spa.
762
00:41:28,799 --> 00:41:31,200
My sister Isa's on the phone
and she's like,
763
00:41:31,240 --> 00:41:33,520
"I cannae get the deposit back
for my facial."
764
00:41:33,560 --> 00:41:35,561
And she needs a fucking facial.
765
00:41:35,601 --> 00:41:38,081
- Do you know what else we're gonnae miss?
- What?
766
00:41:38,121 --> 00:41:42,002
My special Princess Diana
karaoke singalong.
767
00:41:42,042 --> 00:41:44,883
- Oh, no.
- I know, I had a special song picked out.
768
00:41:44,923 --> 00:41:48,084
- What's your song?
- She's singing Too Much Too Young.
769
00:41:48,124 --> 00:41:51,124
- Who was running the karaoke?
- A guy called Charles.
770
00:41:51,164 --> 00:41:54,805
- Oh, that's perfect.
- I know. I miss Diana.
771
00:41:54,845 --> 00:41:56,246
Hurts me here!
772
00:41:58,686 --> 00:42:01,527
- All right, pal?
- Great, hen. How you doing?
773
00:42:01,567 --> 00:42:03,847
Oh, great, so fucking great(!)
774
00:42:05,968 --> 00:42:08,248
The internet's down at work, right?
775
00:42:08,288 --> 00:42:12,770
And the old guy that comes in
to watch soft porn on YouTube was raging,
776
00:42:12,810 --> 00:42:15,050
and he's filed
a formal complaint about it.
777
00:42:15,090 --> 00:42:19,891
Like, "I'm finding it near impossible
to research my book."
778
00:42:19,931 --> 00:42:21,532
That's a shame for your poor boyfriend.
779
00:42:21,572 --> 00:42:23,572
Your dad's my boyfriend?
780
00:42:23,612 --> 00:42:26,053
Oh, shit, I'm so sorry, have you managed
to get hold of your parents?
781
00:42:26,093 --> 00:42:27,173
Aye, thank fuck.
782
00:42:27,213 --> 00:42:30,054
So, they're gonnae go
and stay at my cousins in Orlando
783
00:42:30,094 --> 00:42:31,574
until they're allowed to fly back,
784
00:42:31,614 --> 00:42:34,455
but I think after three months
they need to come back anyway.
785
00:42:34,495 --> 00:42:37,135
It can't last longer than three months.
786
00:42:37,175 --> 00:42:39,696
- I know.
- It can't.
787
00:42:43,577 --> 00:42:46,097
Why did I no' just go to Florida?
788
00:42:46,137 --> 00:42:50,258
Because you wanted to go to Egypt
with your cool Egyptian girlfriend.
789
00:42:50,298 --> 00:42:52,419
And you missed out
on going to Disney.
790
00:42:56,660 --> 00:42:58,460
This is dry as fuck.
791
00:42:58,500 --> 00:43:00,541
It's rotten, man.
792
00:43:11,223 --> 00:43:14,824
Shame to, uh...lose books, isn't it?
793
00:43:17,465 --> 00:43:20,506
Yeah. I'm... I'm a big reader.
794
00:43:20,546 --> 00:43:22,706
Are you, uh...
Are you also a big reader?
795
00:43:22,746 --> 00:43:25,187
- Yeah.
- Great.
796
00:43:30,348 --> 00:43:34,909
So, you, uh, you didn't fancy
moving back to England last month?
797
00:43:34,949 --> 00:43:38,590
I live here, my whole life is here.
798
00:43:38,630 --> 00:43:40,510
No, absolutely.
799
00:43:40,550 --> 00:43:43,031
Yeah, I mean we're both English,
so I'm sure we'll be fine.
800
00:43:45,031 --> 00:43:49,072
What?
You're making me a bit worried, Jonathan.
801
00:43:49,112 --> 00:43:50,993
No, I don't think
it's anything to worry about.
802
00:43:51,033 --> 00:43:53,553
You just, you know...
Mind on the job and crack on.
803
00:43:53,594 --> 00:43:56,674
If I were you. Yeah?
804
00:43:57,714 --> 00:44:01,835
Although you do have some kind
of contingency, I'd imagine,
805
00:44:01,875 --> 00:44:04,196
should this place happen to close?
806
00:44:04,236 --> 00:44:07,957
- What, is that going to happen?
- No idea.
807
00:44:14,879 --> 00:44:16,999
[Darren] Fuck!
808
00:44:17,039 --> 00:44:19,480
- Fuck's sake!
- What?
809
00:44:21,440 --> 00:44:24,881
What? What? What? What?
810
00:44:26,441 --> 00:44:27,722
What?
811
00:44:28,802 --> 00:44:29,842
Well, they can't.
812
00:44:31,162 --> 00:44:33,683
Do you think they're actually
going to do this?
813
00:44:33,723 --> 00:44:36,884
[He scoffs] Just watch 'em try.
814
00:44:36,924 --> 00:44:39,324
Yeah. No.
815
00:44:40,325 --> 00:44:41,525
Well...
816
00:44:42,845 --> 00:44:44,806
Where are we going to go?
817
00:44:44,846 --> 00:44:49,447
I... We should just go to London.
We'll just go to London.
818
00:44:49,487 --> 00:44:52,047
Because my sister's
been saying it anyway, for like...
819
00:44:52,087 --> 00:44:53,168
Oh, fuck, I'm an idiot.
820
00:44:53,208 --> 00:44:56,528
I should've gone months ago. Fuck.
821
00:44:56,568 --> 00:45:00,009
Oh! We'll just... Right, we'll drive
to London, we'll just get down there.
822
00:45:00,049 --> 00:45:01,290
That's fine.
823
00:45:01,330 --> 00:45:02,810
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
824
00:45:04,210 --> 00:45:07,331
- We'll sort it out.
- [She scoffs]
825
00:45:07,371 --> 00:45:08,931
Fuck everyone!
826
00:45:08,971 --> 00:45:10,972
[Sirens wail]
827
00:45:12,972 --> 00:45:15,053
[Music on stereo - 'Mulligan'
by The Pooches]
828
00:45:15,093 --> 00:45:18,654
If they want a ruck, gie them a ruck.
That's all I'm saying.
829
00:45:18,694 --> 00:45:20,694
- Yeah?
- Aye!
830
00:45:20,734 --> 00:45:22,335
Can we just talk about something else?
831
00:45:22,375 --> 00:45:25,735
Fine. So what the time's
the Queen of Sheba getting here?
832
00:45:25,775 --> 00:45:28,056
- She isn't.
- That's the whole point of tonight.
833
00:45:28,096 --> 00:45:31,577
I know.
We spent the whole day at the Visa office
834
00:45:31,617 --> 00:45:34,177
just to get told, "Sorry, no' interested."
835
00:45:34,217 --> 00:45:37,018
- Oh.
- Darren, that shite, man.
836
00:45:37,058 --> 00:45:40,979
It's fine.
Like, she's no' really that bothered.
837
00:45:41,019 --> 00:45:44,300
What do you mean?
She's not bothered about you and her?
838
00:45:46,060 --> 00:45:49,981
And she's just gone?
What, and she's just going to go back?
839
00:45:50,021 --> 00:45:51,101
I don't know.
840
00:45:51,141 --> 00:45:53,662
[She sighs]
We should all just go.
841
00:45:53,702 --> 00:45:55,623
Been evicted anyway.
842
00:45:55,663 --> 00:45:58,103
Do you not know about that?
843
00:45:58,143 --> 00:46:01,504
My God,
youse are a pair of fucking laughs, eh?
844
00:46:04,345 --> 00:46:08,186
If I can be frank about this, Darren...
845
00:46:08,226 --> 00:46:10,746
I'm absolutely gutted
about the state of it.
846
00:46:10,786 --> 00:46:13,267
I mean, the crash
took out half our clients
847
00:46:13,307 --> 00:46:17,308
and no matter how much I pass it up,
they just tell me to wait it out.
848
00:46:17,348 --> 00:46:20,268
- Terrible working practice.
- It is, John.
849
00:46:23,189 --> 00:46:25,310
How's everything with your family?
850
00:46:25,350 --> 00:46:27,190
They're in Florida.
851
00:46:28,430 --> 00:46:30,231
I should've went with them.
852
00:46:30,271 --> 00:46:31,551
You can't get flights?
853
00:46:33,351 --> 00:46:36,192
Oh. Living dangerously.
854
00:46:38,473 --> 00:46:39,993
I could sort out your flights.
855
00:46:40,033 --> 00:46:42,594
Before they shut down
my expense account for good.
856
00:46:42,634 --> 00:46:45,154
What? John, seriously?
857
00:46:45,194 --> 00:46:47,595
Don't you want to go?
858
00:46:47,635 --> 00:46:50,556
Aye, of course I do.
It's just a bit sudden.
859
00:46:50,596 --> 00:46:52,076
I'll do it tonight.
860
00:46:52,116 --> 00:46:54,316
No, I'll do it right now.
861
00:46:55,677 --> 00:46:57,957
We get a business exemption.
862
00:46:59,438 --> 00:47:03,559
Business class all right?
You get little bottles of schnapps.
863
00:47:03,599 --> 00:47:05,599
Could I possibly get a couple of tickets?
864
00:47:05,639 --> 00:47:06,799
No.
865
00:47:07,840 --> 00:47:09,320
Fair enough.
866
00:47:09,360 --> 00:47:11,321
Just joking!
[He laughs]
867
00:47:11,361 --> 00:47:13,361
Of course.
868
00:47:13,401 --> 00:47:14,881
[He sighs]
869
00:47:14,921 --> 00:47:17,882
Oh. That is unusual.
870
00:47:19,002 --> 00:47:23,803
Could you fly tonight?
It looks like you'd have to.
871
00:47:24,924 --> 00:47:27,764
So, tonight, two tickets?
872
00:47:27,804 --> 00:47:28,965
Yeah.
873
00:47:31,285 --> 00:47:33,086
Could I get three tickets?
874
00:47:43,368 --> 00:47:45,289
[Phone rings]
875
00:47:45,329 --> 00:47:47,249
- Hello?
- [Darren] Josie, it's me.
876
00:47:47,289 --> 00:47:49,810
Darren Osborne, number one!
Number one! Number one!
877
00:47:49,850 --> 00:47:51,690
Right, shush. I spoke to John,
878
00:47:51,730 --> 00:47:53,731
he got us flights
for tonight to Florida.
879
00:47:53,771 --> 00:47:55,411
What do you think?
880
00:47:55,451 --> 00:47:57,772
- OK.
- 6 o'clock. 1800 hours.
881
00:47:57,812 --> 00:48:00,052
OK, yeah, OK.
882
00:48:00,092 --> 00:48:02,253
- Just me and you.
- Why not Roddy?
883
00:48:02,293 --> 00:48:04,733
- Roddy doesnae want to come.
- Why?
884
00:48:04,773 --> 00:48:06,774
'Cause he's a fucking nutter.
885
00:48:06,814 --> 00:48:08,174
OK, I'll meet you at the airport.
886
00:48:08,214 --> 00:48:09,894
Right, well,
I'm going to go home now and pack,
887
00:48:09,934 --> 00:48:12,615
so I'll get you there at six.
Don't be late. Nae fannying about.
888
00:48:12,655 --> 00:48:15,896
I'm not going to fanny about!
6 o'clock. Fine.
889
00:48:15,936 --> 00:48:17,536
[She whispers] Fuck!
890
00:48:17,576 --> 00:48:20,177
All right, see you later. Bye, pal!
891
00:48:46,983 --> 00:48:48,984
[Computer switches off]
892
00:48:51,424 --> 00:48:54,905
Yeah, there's simply no way
I could let you go before eight.
893
00:48:54,945 --> 00:48:57,906
I'd miss your beautiful smiling face.
894
00:48:57,946 --> 00:49:00,426
It's cherubic.
But, no, um...
895
00:49:00,466 --> 00:49:02,907
[He clears throat]
Not possible, unforts.
896
00:49:06,548 --> 00:49:10,549
[Music - 'Until Now' by Pictish Trail]
897
00:49:15,110 --> 00:49:17,791
[Public address system]
Ensure your citizen card
898
00:49:17,831 --> 00:49:20,111
is with you at all times.
899
00:49:37,555 --> 00:49:39,556
[Music stops]
900
00:49:44,557 --> 00:49:46,557
[Phone rings]
901
00:49:47,758 --> 00:49:49,598
- Hello?
- [Darren] Josie. Josie, it's me.
902
00:49:49,638 --> 00:49:51,559
- Are you all right?
- Don't come to the airport.
903
00:49:51,599 --> 00:49:53,199
- What's going on?
- They're rounding people up.
904
00:49:53,239 --> 00:49:54,519
- Er...
- Stay where you are, Josie.
905
00:49:54,559 --> 00:49:55,800
- I need to go.
- Hello?
906
00:50:07,202 --> 00:50:09,203
[Phone beeps]
907
00:50:23,326 --> 00:50:26,367
Sorry, but the person you've called
is not available.
908
00:50:26,407 --> 00:50:28,807
Please leave your
message after the tone.
909
00:50:28,848 --> 00:50:29,888
[Phone beeps]
910
00:50:29,928 --> 00:50:32,088
Hi, Mikey, sorry,
I know you said not to ring,
911
00:50:32,128 --> 00:50:34,529
but, um...can you just call me?
912
00:50:34,569 --> 00:50:36,729
I think Darren's been arrested.
913
00:50:36,769 --> 00:50:40,050
I think... Um... Yeah.
914
00:50:40,090 --> 00:50:42,091
[Phone beeps]
915
00:50:47,172 --> 00:50:50,413
[Music - 'After Life (Winter Rewind Acid
Reflux)' by Pictish Trail]
916
00:50:50,453 --> 00:50:52,653
You still on hold?
917
00:50:52,693 --> 00:50:54,574
[She whispers] Yes.
918
00:50:55,894 --> 00:50:58,855
Oh, hello. I'm just...
[She sighs]
919
00:50:58,895 --> 00:51:00,255
Did you just talk to a machine?
920
00:51:00,295 --> 00:51:02,576
You don't know me.
[Under her breath] Shut the fuck up.
921
00:51:11,138 --> 00:51:13,978
Oh, OK. It's just hung up on me.
922
00:51:14,018 --> 00:51:17,459
What am I supposed to do now?
What, just call the police?
923
00:51:17,499 --> 00:51:19,380
Like, what am I supposed to do?
924
00:51:26,381 --> 00:51:29,262
- This is kind of spooky.
- Yeah.
925
00:51:29,302 --> 00:51:31,502
You want to read a book, or...
926
00:51:31,542 --> 00:51:33,263
put some tunes on?
927
00:51:35,143 --> 00:51:36,824
- Got a ukulele.
- Bloody hell.
928
00:51:36,864 --> 00:51:39,704
Fuck you. I didn't say I played it,
I've just got it.
929
00:51:48,466 --> 00:51:50,027
You don't drink beer!
930
00:51:56,588 --> 00:51:58,869
Want to pretend to play the PlayStation?
931
00:51:58,909 --> 00:52:00,909
Twee cunt.
932
00:52:06,551 --> 00:52:09,311
Oh, if you're gonna do it, I'll do it.
933
00:52:09,351 --> 00:52:11,192
What do you want to play?
934
00:52:11,232 --> 00:52:13,032
[They both speak at once]
935
00:52:13,072 --> 00:52:15,193
- [They chuckle]
- We're playing football.
936
00:52:15,233 --> 00:52:16,913
Aye, we're playing football,
what else would we play?
937
00:52:16,953 --> 00:52:18,714
OK.
938
00:52:18,754 --> 00:52:22,635
- Right. You need to pass to me.
- No, you're on the other team!
939
00:52:22,675 --> 00:52:25,435
- No, we play together.
- [She laughs]
940
00:52:25,475 --> 00:52:29,756
- Who are we playing against?
- It's Scotland versus England.
941
00:52:44,920 --> 00:52:46,560
I need to go to work, hen.
942
00:52:48,041 --> 00:52:50,441
Will I see you later, maybe?
943
00:52:52,322 --> 00:52:54,002
If you're lucky.
944
00:52:55,082 --> 00:52:57,603
[He groans]
945
00:52:57,643 --> 00:52:59,483
[He snorts]
946
00:52:59,523 --> 00:53:02,364
- [She chuckles]
- See you later.
947
00:53:02,404 --> 00:53:04,284
OK. Have a good day.
948
00:53:11,326 --> 00:53:13,727
Excuse me, I'm really sorry,
I really appreciate that you're busy,
949
00:53:13,767 --> 00:53:15,047
but is there anyway that I could...
950
00:53:15,087 --> 00:53:16,807
I told you to wait over there.
951
00:53:21,209 --> 00:53:24,529
Hi. Jonathan. Can I talk to you?
952
00:53:24,569 --> 00:53:27,370
- It would be an absolute delight.
- Um...
953
00:53:29,010 --> 00:53:30,771
I think my friend's been arrested.
954
00:53:32,851 --> 00:53:34,852
Oh, shit.
955
00:53:36,772 --> 00:53:38,533
Please will you help me?
956
00:53:38,573 --> 00:53:40,853
What's he, er, been up to?
957
00:53:40,893 --> 00:53:42,774
Been up to no good?
958
00:53:44,734 --> 00:53:47,295
- What's his name?
- Darren.
959
00:53:47,335 --> 00:53:49,175
Full name.
960
00:53:51,616 --> 00:53:54,176
Do you know, actually, it's totally fine.
Don't worry about it.
961
00:53:54,216 --> 00:53:57,297
Sorry, it's fine.
Thanks, though. Sorry.
962
00:54:10,860 --> 00:54:14,861
[Music - 'I've Been Set Upon'
by Pictish Trail]
963
00:54:21,463 --> 00:54:23,463
[Music continues]
964
00:54:25,344 --> 00:54:27,024
[Bang at the door, she gasps]
965
00:54:27,064 --> 00:54:30,025
- [Darren] Josie!
- Darren?
966
00:54:32,786 --> 00:54:34,666
Oh, my God, Darren. God!
967
00:54:43,788 --> 00:54:45,789
[Music continues]
968
00:54:47,829 --> 00:54:50,670
Played well, Darren.
Good to get out, no?
969
00:54:53,951 --> 00:54:55,951
Hi, mate.
970
00:54:57,992 --> 00:55:00,512
- Hi, pal.
- All right?
971
00:55:00,552 --> 00:55:02,593
You're still coming out
for my birthday next week.
972
00:55:02,633 --> 00:55:03,673
It still counts.
973
00:55:03,713 --> 00:55:05,553
- Curfew.
- Islanders bars, mate.
974
00:55:05,593 --> 00:55:07,834
- [Josie] OK.
- Fuck.
975
00:55:07,874 --> 00:55:10,795
- What?
- Tanks moved into George Square.
976
00:55:11,835 --> 00:55:13,515
What?
977
00:55:13,555 --> 00:55:15,516
- Let's get doon there.
- No fucking way.
978
00:55:15,556 --> 00:55:18,076
No, look,
the office is just round the corner.
979
00:55:18,116 --> 00:55:20,757
Let's go to the car
and just to stay together, OK?
980
00:55:20,797 --> 00:55:24,678
[Music - 'Wait Until' by Pictish Trail]
981
00:55:29,679 --> 00:55:32,120
[Music continues]
982
00:55:32,160 --> 00:55:35,320
Fuck. It's no' loading.
983
00:55:35,360 --> 00:55:38,921
Um, try Periscope? Try Snapchat.
984
00:55:41,242 --> 00:55:42,882
Oh, aye. How do you know I'm on Snapchat?
985
00:55:42,922 --> 00:55:45,443
You're so obviously on Snapchat.
986
00:55:46,603 --> 00:55:48,323
These were put aside for the conference,
987
00:55:48,364 --> 00:55:51,404
but I'm having real doubts
as to whether that's going to go ahead,
988
00:55:51,444 --> 00:55:53,885
so we can try and salvage something.
989
00:55:53,925 --> 00:55:57,286
I'm going to get anything that is edible
out of the kitchen.
990
00:55:57,326 --> 00:56:00,766
There's a breakfast bar
on the third floor
991
00:56:00,806 --> 00:56:02,247
of the call centre.
992
00:56:02,287 --> 00:56:04,327
I'm on it.
993
00:56:04,367 --> 00:56:07,088
"Pie-pull."
994
00:56:07,128 --> 00:56:09,368
Want a bit?
995
00:56:09,409 --> 00:56:11,409
[Music continues]
996
00:56:17,851 --> 00:56:19,851
[Music fades]
997
00:56:25,972 --> 00:56:27,853
- Hello?
- Oh! Hi!
998
00:56:27,893 --> 00:56:30,093
- Sorry!
- Sorry!
999
00:56:30,133 --> 00:56:32,614
- Are you OK?
- Yes. Sorry.
1000
00:56:32,654 --> 00:56:35,655
Hi. Erm...sorry!
1001
00:56:38,655 --> 00:56:42,536
Oh, thank you. You should come down
and hang out with us.
1002
00:56:42,576 --> 00:56:44,497
Are you sure you don't mind
me taking this stuff?
1003
00:56:44,537 --> 00:56:47,938
I've been eating these things
for three days straight on my own.
1004
00:56:47,978 --> 00:56:49,538
Three days?
1005
00:56:49,578 --> 00:56:51,539
Aye, got evicted,
was like, "What the fuck?"
1006
00:56:51,579 --> 00:56:53,779
So I came into work and nobody's here.
1007
00:56:53,819 --> 00:56:55,259
[She chuckles]
1008
00:56:57,460 --> 00:57:00,141
This is fucking mental, eh?
1009
00:57:00,181 --> 00:57:02,141
Yeah.
1010
00:57:02,181 --> 00:57:04,062
Do you know Darren from downstairs?
1011
00:57:04,102 --> 00:57:07,422
- Do you know Big John?
- Big John?
1012
00:57:07,462 --> 00:57:10,783
- You should come meet him.
- OK.
1013
00:57:10,823 --> 00:57:12,423
Yeah. That's everything.
1014
00:57:17,265 --> 00:57:19,745
All the chat seems to be...
1015
00:57:19,785 --> 00:57:23,346
get out of the cities
and just...sit it out.
1016
00:57:26,067 --> 00:57:28,667
I heard Iceland is giving people asylum.
1017
00:57:30,228 --> 00:57:31,308
I went there once.
1018
00:57:31,348 --> 00:57:33,549
- Oh, aye?
- Mm-hm.
1019
00:57:33,589 --> 00:57:35,949
£6 for a bag of apples.
1020
00:57:35,989 --> 00:57:37,670
[Josie] No...way.
1021
00:57:37,710 --> 00:57:41,870
I bought a pint, a toastie
and a packet of crisps.
1022
00:57:41,911 --> 00:57:44,951
- Guess how much?
- [Josie] Er, tenner?
1023
00:57:44,991 --> 00:57:46,912
- I dream of a tenner.
- How much?
1024
00:57:46,952 --> 00:57:49,072
You won't believe me, Josie.
1025
00:57:49,112 --> 00:57:51,033
£25.
1026
00:57:51,073 --> 00:57:52,953
[They chuckle]
1027
00:57:52,993 --> 00:57:54,914
- What's happening?
- Nothing, mate.
1028
00:57:57,794 --> 00:58:00,315
Will you just talk to me?
I just want to know you're OK.
1029
00:58:00,355 --> 00:58:02,235
Josie, gonnae just leave him alone?
1030
00:58:02,275 --> 00:58:04,516
Shut up, mate. Seriously.
1031
00:58:04,556 --> 00:58:06,756
Just talk to me.
1032
00:58:06,796 --> 00:58:09,237
Fuck this. Do you want to go
and do something fun?
1033
00:58:19,960 --> 00:58:22,720
So, they're saying
that the islands are safe, then?
1034
00:58:22,760 --> 00:58:25,801
Correct. That is the general chat.
1035
00:58:25,841 --> 00:58:28,322
I could probably get my dad's work van.
1036
00:58:28,362 --> 00:58:31,362
Yes. And then, what, we could live in it?
1037
00:58:32,843 --> 00:58:34,243
It's a big van.
1038
00:58:34,283 --> 00:58:35,963
- Yeah.
- No, John.
1039
00:58:36,003 --> 00:58:38,604
We use it and we get the fuck out of here.
1040
00:58:39,684 --> 00:58:42,285
Oh, yes. Yeah.
1041
00:58:42,325 --> 00:58:44,885
[Roddy] Got it?
1042
00:58:46,286 --> 00:58:48,166
We're gonnae chuck this oot the windae.
1043
00:58:48,206 --> 00:58:51,487
Aye, I mean,
this is proper bucket list stuff.
1044
00:58:53,007 --> 00:58:55,888
Josie, come on. What about you, Daz?
1045
00:58:55,928 --> 00:58:57,649
Nah, mate.
1046
00:58:57,689 --> 00:58:59,169
Big John?
1047
00:58:59,209 --> 00:59:01,850
No, I really respect office supplies.
1048
00:59:01,890 --> 00:59:05,370
I... I'd prefer if you did the same.
1049
00:59:13,252 --> 00:59:16,373
Josie. Stepping out of the party, are we?
1050
00:59:16,413 --> 00:59:17,693
Yeah.
1051
00:59:26,335 --> 00:59:29,256
Right.
[He chuckles]
1052
00:59:37,778 --> 00:59:39,218
[He slurps]
1053
00:59:48,581 --> 00:59:50,221
[Music - 'I Will Pour It Down'
by Pictish Trail]
1054
00:59:50,261 --> 00:59:51,301
What?
1055
00:59:51,341 --> 00:59:53,942
- Josie.
- What?
1056
00:59:57,023 --> 00:59:59,503
- What is this about?
- Eh?
1057
01:00:00,704 --> 01:00:02,184
You and me.
1058
01:00:02,224 --> 01:00:04,224
You're besotted with me.
1059
01:00:04,264 --> 01:00:07,065
No, I'm fucking not.
1060
01:00:07,105 --> 01:00:09,025
- Aye, you are.
- Shut up.
1061
01:00:12,626 --> 01:00:16,227
[Music continues]
1062
01:00:17,908 --> 01:00:20,548
[Josie] I smell great.
1063
01:00:21,669 --> 01:00:23,549
Where's Darren?
1064
01:00:23,589 --> 01:00:26,470
I think he went to his parents' house
to check on it.
1065
01:00:26,510 --> 01:00:28,790
He's getting really paranoid.
1066
01:00:28,830 --> 01:00:30,191
Is he bringing back food?
1067
01:00:32,071 --> 01:00:35,952
- I've got to go to work in a minute.
- Ah, ya scab.
1068
01:00:35,992 --> 01:00:38,392
- I'll see you later.
- Mm-hm.
1069
01:00:38,432 --> 01:00:40,353
[Big John] Morning!
1070
01:00:40,393 --> 01:00:42,834
How fuck d'you look so normal?
1071
01:00:42,874 --> 01:00:44,754
Always have a spare, Roddy.
1072
01:00:44,794 --> 01:00:48,115
Never know when
there might be a microwave incident.
1073
01:00:48,155 --> 01:00:49,995
Guys, big news.
1074
01:00:50,035 --> 01:00:52,516
There is a big public meeting
at the town hall tonight.
1075
01:00:52,556 --> 01:00:54,356
They're having them
all round the country.
1076
01:00:54,396 --> 01:00:56,917
- Who's running it? When is it?
- I'm there.
1077
01:00:56,957 --> 01:00:59,197
Are you sure that's a good idea?
1078
01:00:59,237 --> 01:01:02,238
It can't hurt. It's a meeting.
Not a fight.
1079
01:01:03,518 --> 01:01:05,919
It's a bit o' a fight though, eh?
1080
01:01:07,920 --> 01:01:08,920
[He coughs]
1081
01:01:08,960 --> 01:01:12,961
[Music - 'After Life (Winter Rewind Acid
Reflux)' by Pictish Trail]
1082
01:01:45,248 --> 01:01:47,049
[Music stops]
1083
01:01:49,369 --> 01:01:51,330
[Jonathan]
Hiding out at the business park, are we?
1084
01:01:51,370 --> 01:01:53,850
No! I mean,
how do you know that I'm there?
1085
01:01:53,890 --> 01:01:57,571
Hiding out at the business park
and going to the protest later.
1086
01:01:57,611 --> 01:01:59,732
I don't even know if the meeting's
happening, to be honest.
1087
01:01:59,772 --> 01:02:02,452
Of course it is! Of course it is.
1088
01:02:02,492 --> 01:02:04,413
Your friends are getting ready right now,
no doubt.
1089
01:02:06,453 --> 01:02:10,454
[Music - 'Who's Comin' In'
by Pictish Trail]
1090
01:02:10,494 --> 01:02:12,495
[Sirens wail in distance]
1091
01:02:17,456 --> 01:02:19,457
[Music continues]
1092
01:02:24,218 --> 01:02:26,218
[Music continues]
1093
01:03:07,068 --> 01:03:09,068
[Music continues]
1094
01:03:16,830 --> 01:03:19,831
John! We've got to go, we've got to go!
1095
01:03:19,871 --> 01:03:21,871
[Music continues]
1096
01:03:28,153 --> 01:03:29,953
[Music continues]
1097
01:03:29,993 --> 01:03:31,634
[Music stops]
1098
01:03:31,674 --> 01:03:34,434
Good afternoon, guys.
1099
01:03:34,474 --> 01:03:37,515
Can I help you with something? Cup of tea?
1100
01:03:37,555 --> 01:03:40,716
Stay there! Right, get the rest of them.
1101
01:03:40,756 --> 01:03:44,277
- Shit.
- [Police officer] Come with us.
1102
01:03:45,437 --> 01:03:48,718
Come on, you. Let's go.
1103
01:03:48,758 --> 01:03:50,478
We need to go.
1104
01:03:56,640 --> 01:03:58,640
[Music continues]
1105
01:04:26,807 --> 01:04:28,207
Fuck!
1106
01:04:31,128 --> 01:04:32,728
[Josie] Oh, my God.
1107
01:04:34,249 --> 01:04:38,570
[Josie] OK, it's fine.
Just let me handle it.
1108
01:04:38,610 --> 01:04:40,730
God, polis freak me out, man.
1109
01:04:44,971 --> 01:04:46,972
[Darren exhales]
1110
01:04:49,012 --> 01:04:50,212
Shit.
1111
01:04:51,533 --> 01:04:52,933
[Roddy] Darren, just go.
1112
01:04:52,973 --> 01:04:54,693
[Darren] My legs are shakin'.
1113
01:04:54,733 --> 01:04:57,134
[Josie] It's fine. Let me do the talking.
1114
01:04:57,174 --> 01:04:59,215
Don't worry.
1115
01:05:01,175 --> 01:05:03,376
[Roddy] Here, I recognise him.
1116
01:05:04,736 --> 01:05:07,737
Isn't that that boring prick
Mona was pumping?
1117
01:05:07,777 --> 01:05:09,617
Hello. Darren.
1118
01:05:09,657 --> 01:05:11,537
Josie. Roddy.
1119
01:05:11,577 --> 01:05:13,418
[Josie] Oh, my God, Simon!
1120
01:05:13,458 --> 01:05:15,098
It's Steven.
1121
01:05:15,138 --> 01:05:18,179
Steven. Sorry. Have you spoken to Mona?
1122
01:05:18,219 --> 01:05:21,300
Of course not. What are youse even doing?
1123
01:05:21,340 --> 01:05:24,180
[American accent]
We're here on official vegetable business.
1124
01:05:24,220 --> 01:05:28,021
Well, I'd advise you to stop messing about
and get the hell out of the city.
1125
01:05:28,061 --> 01:05:32,783
We're supposed to be taking everybody in
that's coming from the protest.
1126
01:05:32,823 --> 01:05:35,623
- Taking everyone in?
- You know what I mean.
1127
01:05:37,504 --> 01:05:40,944
Listen, just go, right? Keep driving.
1128
01:05:40,984 --> 01:05:44,705
Get out of the city.
I'm trying to help youse.
1129
01:05:47,666 --> 01:05:49,506
Have we even got a petrol in the car?
1130
01:05:50,667 --> 01:05:53,347
- [Darren] Full tank, mate.
- [Roddy] Ya dancer!
1131
01:05:53,387 --> 01:05:54,828
- Ha-ha!
- Yes!
1132
01:05:56,708 --> 01:05:59,029
Oh, my God.
1133
01:05:59,069 --> 01:06:00,109
Go, go, go!
1134
01:06:00,149 --> 01:06:03,470
- Oh, my God!
- Yes!
1135
01:06:16,113 --> 01:06:18,593
Oh, fuck me, I'm gaspin'.
1136
01:06:20,674 --> 01:06:24,875
[Music by Pictish Trail]
1137
01:06:28,596 --> 01:06:31,957
OK. There's your young person drink.
1138
01:06:34,637 --> 01:06:36,838
- Roderick.
- Diet?
1139
01:06:36,878 --> 01:06:38,518
That's what there was!
1140
01:06:40,439 --> 01:06:44,119
The old lady in the shop
was so suspicious of me.
1141
01:06:44,159 --> 01:06:47,400
Here...where's my Lion bar?
1142
01:06:47,440 --> 01:06:50,401
There's no chocolates.
The only chocolates they had,
1143
01:06:50,441 --> 01:06:52,401
Fry's Peppermint Cream.
1144
01:06:52,441 --> 01:06:55,282
- I love Fry's Peppermint Cream.
- What is wrong with you?
1145
01:06:55,322 --> 01:06:57,963
I don't believe
they're really taking people.
1146
01:06:58,003 --> 01:06:59,723
Anyway, it won't come to that.
1147
01:06:59,763 --> 01:07:02,564
After this, there'll definitely be
another indie referendum.
1148
01:07:02,604 --> 01:07:04,964
After this,
there'll be a revolution, mate.
1149
01:07:05,004 --> 01:07:07,765
We're all still here, all right?
1150
01:07:07,805 --> 01:07:09,445
Except Big John, eh?
1151
01:07:10,966 --> 01:07:13,126
- Fuck!
- [Bottle rattles on ground]
1152
01:07:17,487 --> 01:07:18,688
[Josie] Oh, shit!
1153
01:07:18,728 --> 01:07:20,488
Guys, we need to get out of here.
1154
01:07:23,209 --> 01:07:24,769
Haw!
1155
01:07:24,809 --> 01:07:26,089
Hold it right there.
1156
01:07:27,770 --> 01:07:30,851
- What youse doin' here, eh?
- I just dropped my drink.
1157
01:07:30,891 --> 01:07:33,971
- Funny fucker, is it?
- Can I help you, officer?
1158
01:07:34,011 --> 01:07:36,052
Shut the fuck up, you.
1159
01:07:36,092 --> 01:07:38,332
And don't think
your wee pal's going to get away either.
1160
01:07:38,372 --> 01:07:41,373
- What are you talking about, officer?
- Did I tell you to speak?
1161
01:07:41,413 --> 01:07:42,573
Whit?!
1162
01:07:42,613 --> 01:07:44,534
Right, youse lot, fuckin' come with me!
1163
01:07:44,574 --> 01:07:46,254
- Who're you fuckin' talking to?
- Aye?!
1164
01:07:46,294 --> 01:07:47,575
Darren, go.
1165
01:07:47,615 --> 01:07:48,855
- Go!
- Come here, you!
1166
01:07:48,895 --> 01:07:50,655
Fucking come on, then! Mon!
1167
01:07:50,695 --> 01:07:52,416
[Music continues]
1168
01:07:57,097 --> 01:07:59,457
Hannah!
1169
01:07:59,497 --> 01:08:01,658
Roddy!
1170
01:08:01,698 --> 01:08:03,338
- Hannah!
- Shut up!
1171
01:08:03,378 --> 01:08:04,939
- Roddy!
- You're gonnae get us killed.
1172
01:08:04,979 --> 01:08:06,059
They're no' coming.
1173
01:08:10,140 --> 01:08:12,140
[Music fades]
1174
01:08:24,663 --> 01:08:25,784
What we gonnae do?
1175
01:08:25,824 --> 01:08:28,544
Just give me a minute.
Just give me a minute.
1176
01:08:30,185 --> 01:08:32,425
OK, what we're going to do,
we're just going to keep going,
1177
01:08:32,465 --> 01:08:34,106
we're going to get
to somewhere like Mallaig,
1178
01:08:34,146 --> 01:08:36,186
we're just going to get
to an island or something,
1179
01:08:36,226 --> 01:08:38,827
we're just going to keep going,
OK? OK?
1180
01:08:38,867 --> 01:08:41,027
OK, we'll just keep going.
1181
01:08:49,749 --> 01:08:53,750
[Music - 'Dead Connection (Winter Rewind
Acid Reflux)' by Pictish Trail]
1182
01:09:12,955 --> 01:09:14,275
[Music continues]
1183
01:09:14,315 --> 01:09:16,476
I've got some friends on Skye.
1184
01:09:16,516 --> 01:09:18,716
I know someone on Mull.
1185
01:09:18,756 --> 01:09:20,997
- Who do you know on Mull?
- Craig.
1186
01:09:21,037 --> 01:09:24,278
Oh, is that that wank fae OkCupid?
1187
01:09:24,318 --> 01:09:25,958
No!
1188
01:09:25,998 --> 01:09:27,598
PlentyOfFish.
1189
01:09:27,638 --> 01:09:29,239
[Music fades]
1190
01:09:32,760 --> 01:09:34,520
Just, Josie, you don't get it.
1191
01:09:34,560 --> 01:09:36,961
Roddy and Hannah arenae coming,
and we are not going back there.
1192
01:09:37,001 --> 01:09:39,521
There's no way I'm going back.
1193
01:09:39,561 --> 01:09:41,402
It's fucked.
The whole country's fucked.
1194
01:09:43,162 --> 01:09:45,083
We're fucked.
1195
01:09:52,444 --> 01:09:54,485
Not completely fucked, are we?
1196
01:09:58,366 --> 01:10:00,286
And I brought my laptop.
1197
01:10:00,326 --> 01:10:02,167
Well, thank fuck for that.
1198
01:10:02,207 --> 01:10:06,208
[Music - 'Lionhead (Winter Rewind Acid
Reflux)' by Pictish Trail]
1199
01:10:07,288 --> 01:10:09,248
Darren?
1200
01:10:09,288 --> 01:10:12,009
Josie, gonnae please just be quiet?
1201
01:10:12,049 --> 01:10:14,209
OK.
1202
01:10:14,249 --> 01:10:15,330
Darren?
1203
01:10:17,450 --> 01:10:19,411
- Darren?
- What?
1204
01:10:23,092 --> 01:10:26,052
Darren, you do think Roddy's OK,
don't you?
1205
01:10:27,973 --> 01:10:29,813
I mean, you do, don't you?
1206
01:10:31,814 --> 01:10:34,774
Can you just please just reassure me
just a little bit?
1207
01:10:34,814 --> 01:10:36,295
Like, I know he's a cocky bastard,
1208
01:10:36,335 --> 01:10:38,215
but you do think he's all right,
don't you?
1209
01:10:45,297 --> 01:10:48,818
Do you want to talk about it now, Darren?
1210
01:10:48,858 --> 01:10:51,298
Nah, no, thanks.
1211
01:10:51,338 --> 01:10:54,179
But...you can if you want to.
1212
01:10:54,219 --> 01:10:55,899
I'm fine, like.
1213
01:10:55,939 --> 01:10:58,740
It wasn't even that bad for me.
1214
01:10:58,780 --> 01:11:02,461
Yeah? What happened?
1215
01:11:02,501 --> 01:11:04,701
Just...
1216
01:11:04,741 --> 01:11:08,102
asked me loads of questions,
like why am I trying to leave the country,
1217
01:11:08,142 --> 01:11:11,623
why did my parents leave the country
a few days before it all kicked off.
1218
01:11:11,663 --> 01:11:13,904
Pretty normal stuff, I guess.
1219
01:11:13,944 --> 01:11:16,304
- For two days?
- Yep.
1220
01:11:19,425 --> 01:11:21,305
And they can, like...
They've got you in there,
1221
01:11:21,345 --> 01:11:22,786
they can just do whatever they want.
1222
01:11:22,826 --> 01:11:26,507
They don't even have to...
1223
01:11:26,547 --> 01:11:28,627
Didnae even offer me a cup of tea.
1224
01:11:30,468 --> 01:11:32,468
Were you not hungry?
1225
01:11:32,508 --> 01:11:35,509
You'd think you would be,
but all I could think about was water.
1226
01:11:35,549 --> 01:11:40,150
Actually, all I could think about
was my wee sister and...the kids.
1227
01:11:48,432 --> 01:11:52,393
[Music - Lionhead (Winter Rewind Acid
Reflux)' by Pictish Trail]
1228
01:11:53,433 --> 01:11:55,434
[Music continues]
1229
01:11:57,314 --> 01:12:00,515
Johnny, turn the panini machine off,
it stinks!
1230
01:12:00,555 --> 01:12:02,955
Oh, hiya! Hiya, come on in.
1231
01:12:02,995 --> 01:12:04,956
You look awful, darling.
1232
01:12:04,996 --> 01:12:07,596
Oh, come on in. Go and have a seat
and I'll bring you something.
1233
01:12:07,636 --> 01:12:08,797
I'll bring you a wee piece.
1234
01:12:20,279 --> 01:12:21,720
Josie!
1235
01:12:23,960 --> 01:12:27,281
So funny to see you.
God, youse look rough.
1236
01:12:27,321 --> 01:12:28,321
Oh, hang on.
1237
01:12:28,361 --> 01:12:30,682
Agnes, come here.
1238
01:12:30,722 --> 01:12:35,323
This is Josie and...
Darren I was telling you about.
1239
01:12:35,363 --> 01:12:36,523
- This is Agnes.
- Hi!
1240
01:12:36,563 --> 01:12:38,804
She's, um... Well, she's my wife.
1241
01:12:40,364 --> 01:12:43,005
So, you two together now, yeah?
1242
01:12:43,045 --> 01:12:45,886
I knew you had a weird thing going on.
1243
01:12:45,926 --> 01:12:50,727
God, that seems like a lifetime ago.
Before I started really living, you know?
1244
01:12:50,767 --> 01:12:51,847
Well...
1245
01:12:52,887 --> 01:12:54,928
..sit down.
We'll join you. Let's have a drink.
1246
01:12:57,288 --> 01:12:59,489
Mm! Do you want to get them in, love?
1247
01:13:06,891 --> 01:13:11,132
Aye, we just met and we clicked,
so we went for it, you know?
1248
01:13:11,172 --> 01:13:14,092
And her parents are up here, you know?
1249
01:13:14,132 --> 01:13:15,773
Mm.
1250
01:13:15,813 --> 01:13:20,494
So we just packed up,
drove up here when things got a bit iffy.
1251
01:13:20,534 --> 01:13:22,094
I mean, it's all going to blow over.
1252
01:13:22,134 --> 01:13:25,455
A bit more police presence, or...
1253
01:13:25,495 --> 01:13:26,895
It's not ideal.
1254
01:13:26,935 --> 01:13:28,616
- It's no' ideal?
- Mm.
1255
01:13:30,056 --> 01:13:31,776
We're going over to Eigg tonight anyway.
1256
01:13:31,816 --> 01:13:34,257
They're all alkies,
so the ferry guy does a booze run.
1257
01:13:37,378 --> 01:13:40,098
It was a real whirlwind, you know?
1258
01:13:40,138 --> 01:13:43,779
But I guess, when you know, you know.
You know?
1259
01:13:46,060 --> 01:13:47,540
How old are you?
1260
01:13:47,580 --> 01:13:50,861
25. Why? How old are you?
1261
01:13:50,901 --> 01:13:53,462
It doesn't matter.
1262
01:13:53,502 --> 01:13:55,662
Fucking married!
1263
01:13:55,702 --> 01:13:57,222
He's married.
1264
01:13:57,262 --> 01:13:59,903
- It's cute.
- It's not cute!
1265
01:14:02,664 --> 01:14:04,504
I can't believe this.
1266
01:14:04,544 --> 01:14:06,625
I don't even know why you care,
the guy's an absolute wank.
1267
01:14:06,665 --> 01:14:08,305
No, look.
1268
01:14:08,345 --> 01:14:10,386
That's the ferry.
1269
01:14:10,426 --> 01:14:11,666
That's theirs.
1270
01:14:14,026 --> 01:14:15,547
We should get it.
1271
01:14:17,867 --> 01:14:20,828
- Think we can do that?
- Yeah, get it off him.
1272
01:14:20,868 --> 01:14:24,069
Course we can.
You're Mikey, I'm Agnes.
1273
01:14:24,109 --> 01:14:26,749
Come on, my little husband.
We should get it.
1274
01:14:27,790 --> 01:14:29,910
Let's take it.
1275
01:14:29,950 --> 01:14:31,991
Fuck it.
1276
01:14:32,031 --> 01:14:33,911
[Boat engine runs]
1277
01:14:38,472 --> 01:14:41,513
- Excuse me, my wife and I...
- Aye, just get on.
1278
01:14:55,276 --> 01:14:59,277
[Music - 'Until Now' by Pictish Trail]
1279
01:15:07,119 --> 01:15:09,120
[Music continues]
1280
01:15:33,285 --> 01:15:35,086
Haw.
1281
01:15:36,126 --> 01:15:38,607
What took you so long?
1282
01:15:45,608 --> 01:15:47,609
[Music continues]
1283
01:17:07,828 --> 01:17:10,829
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