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Dude, we only need a few more for a bingo! Up high!
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This is totally gross, you know.
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I can't believe Benson made a dead animal bingo card
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to force us to pick up road kill.
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So what?
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We have to pick up roadkill in the park anyway, it's part of our job.
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We might as well try to have a little fun while we're doin' it.
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Besides, Benson said we could stop once we get a bingo,
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so come on man. Up high!
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Ugh, fine.
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I still think you're enjoying this too much.
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Dude, I think we've picked everything up.
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Don't worry dude, we're close I can smell it.
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Ah, dude, if you're gonna crack one off in the cart,
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you could at least warn me!
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Dude it's not me - look!
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Aw, skunk!
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Wait, skunk?
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Dude, Bingo!
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Bingo?
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- Bingo, bingo! - Bingo!
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Bingo-
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Rigby, you ok?
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Watch it, watch it!
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What the heck, man?
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You guys think you could walk up to a guy in broad daylight
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and mug him without him fighting back?
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We weren't mugging you! We thought you were dead!
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I was taking a nap!
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In the middle of the road?
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Oh, who are you, Mr. King Sand Man,
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telling people where they can and cannot sleep?
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Sorry, we thought you were dead.
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We were just excited.
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We though we got a bingo.
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So because you thought I was dead, you thought you got a bingo?
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What king of sick game is that?
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It's--our boss made us--
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well, OK, look, no bingo. No bingo.
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Well, how do I get rid of this smell?
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You think you just get to turn it off?
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No, I'm stuck with it, and now so are you.
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Come on dude, don't be a jerk. Tell me how to get rid of this.
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Oh, I'm a jerk?
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You don't know what I am.
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Let's see how you like when you can't turn it off!
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Let him go!
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Let him go or I'm gonna make you wish you were roadkill!
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Now get lost!
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You two are disguisting. I'm outta here!
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Wait, at least tell me how to get this smell off!
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Yeah right. Figure it out for yourself!
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What?
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What am I gonna do now?
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I don't know dude.
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But we've got to get that smell off you. It reeks.
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Don't tell me about how I smell. I know it reeks!
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You don't think I know it reeks?
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What was that?
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What did that thing do to me?
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Dude, we've got to find Skips .
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That was a were-skunk.
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What?
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Yeah. And if you don't get that smell off, you'll turn into one too, you know.
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What, what do I do?
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This is bad. This isn't regular skunk spray.
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You could try taking a shower.
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Or if that doesn't work coffee will dehydrate you
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and draw some of the smell out, maybe.
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Seriously, a shower? Coffee? Come On!
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You think you're so smart, don't you?
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Oh look at me, I'm Skips, I know everything 'cause I'm so old,
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let me tell you how to fix your problems in a really lame way.
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Well, you know what I think?
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You don't know nothing, You don't know nothing!
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Dude, that wasn't me!
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Skips, I'm sorry!
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Forget it, it's fine
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But you better get changed back soon.
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Because once the transformation is complete,
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you won't wanna change back.
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What are you doing here?
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There's no way you got a bingo that fast.
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What happened?
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Rigby got sprayed by a were-skunk.
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A what?!
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Look, we don't have time. We have to get him cleaned up.
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Fine.
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But don't think this counts as an excuse to get out of your work.
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You still have to fill out that bingo card.
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Dude, I looked all over the internet.
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We should probably try Skips' coffee idea if the shower doesn't work.
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Dude, did it work? Come on, come out.
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I used everything, man: the shampoo, the conditioner, the cologne and the deodorant.
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Man, I thought for sure the shampoo would work.
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Did you lather, rinse and repeat?
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Yeah, I lathered, rinsed, and repeated. I used the whole bottle!
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What, you think I don't know how to wash my own hair?
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Mordecai, I'm sorry!
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Just try and take it easy, OK?
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I'm sorry.
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Look, we should go to the coffee shop .
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Just relax.
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I'm going to go get you a coffee, OK? Relax.
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Hey guys-- gals.
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I need a coffee for Rigby - quick.
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What's wrong?
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He got sprayed by a were-skunk.
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Oh, no!
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What are you guys doing here, then?
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We heard coffee might cure him, but I don't know.
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Oh no, poor guy.
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I'm going to go take him a coffee.
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Hey, Rigby.
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It's about time.
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Well? Did it work?
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Maybe you have to pour it on yourself?
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Fine!
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Did it work?
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No! It was just really hot.
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You think this is funny?!
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Well, I don't think it's funny.
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This is my life you're laughing at.
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Rigby, stop. Stop!
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Rigby, you're scaring me!
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I'm sorry. I'm so sorry!
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Rigby, wait!
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Where you at, skunk?
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Skunk, come out!
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I know you're in there.
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What? Oh. It's you.
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What are you doing here?
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You have to tell me how to get rid of this.
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Why would I do that?
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I'm a huge jerk, remember?
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I'm sorry. You're not a jerk.
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Please, just tell me how to stop this.
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Thing is, I'm sick of being the only skunk in town.
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Always getting dirty looks, people yellin' at ya,
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everyone hatin' ya 100% of the time.
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Nah, with you as a skunk things won't be so bad.
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All that negative attention won't fall just on me.
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It'll fall on you, too.
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We'll split it, fifty-fifty, partner!
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No!
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Tell me, tell me how to end this, tell me!
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It's pineapple juice!
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But it's too late anyway.
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The transformation's already started
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- partner!
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What the heck?
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There's the pineapple juice!
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Come on, come on!
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Ahh... it's not working!
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Come on, you didn't think I'd tell ya what the real cure was, did you?
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It's not pineapple juice.
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I was just stalling ya so you'd run out of time.
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Don't worry-
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once you're like me, you'll never wanna switch back.
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Rigby! Rigby!
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Dude, open the door!
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It's too late - he's my friend now!
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Rigby, I've figured it out - tomato paste.
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The cure is tomato paste!
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Don't worry, it's almost over,
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and then you and I will split the skunkin' duties
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at this park for the rest of eternity!
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You think you could stop me
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from splittin' my pain with your friend?
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You can't stop it. You can't stop nothin'!
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You're right, I can't stop it. But Rigby can.
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Split this.
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We did it! Yeah!
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Yeah, we did it, yeah!
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Thank... you.
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He still counts as a skunk, right?
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Totally counts as a skunk.
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Bingo! Bingo!
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