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You're probably wondering why I brought you here today.
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- Not really. - Check it!
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All the richest people in history have drinks named after them.
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Shirley Temple, Arnold Palmer, John F. Lemonade.
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What drink's gonna make me rich you ask?
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I'll tell you what! One can of RadiCola,
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frozen fruit juice concentrate, a dash of hot sauce...
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Sugar Roasted Sugar Bombs for texture, and the rest...
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Mordecai, witness The RigJuice!
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Dude, I don't think you should drink that.
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My face feels like magic.
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Dude, wanna taste?
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I'm not dumb enough to drink that stuff.
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Come on, we do dumb stuff all the time!
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We're like two peas in a pod.
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No we're not.. I'm definitely smarter than you.
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It's been that way ever since you dropped out of high school.
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Dude what?
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I don't need no high school education.
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You can't use everything from school in everyday life.
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Hey, Mordecai and Rigby. I got a question for you.
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So, you know those six turtles at the park petting zoo?
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Each one needs a turtle fence.
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Assuming each turtle needs nine square feet of space,
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I need you guys to figure out the minimum number
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of nine foot planks used for construction.
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Whoa, Whoa, slow down, Benson.
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Rigby can't answer that question.
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He doesn't have a high school diploma.
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You don't have a diploma?
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Thanks for wasting my time. Where's Skips? I'll go ask him.
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Ask Skips what?
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Oh, just about some math problem that Rigby doesn't know how to solve.
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STOP TALKING!!!
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Just because I couldn't solve some math problem, doesn't make you more smarter than me!
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Check that grammar, bro!
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"More Smart", not "More Smarter".
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Didn't you learn that in high school?
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LEARN THIS!!
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A high school diploma never got nobody nothin' and that's a fact!
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Free Burgers!
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Free Burgers for all high school graduates!
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I'm a high school graduate! I got my diploma right here!
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NOOO!
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No,
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wait! I've got my diploma!
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Come baack!
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You misspelled "Diploma" dude.
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That's it! I'm going back to high school!
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Eh, doesn't sound like a good idea to me.
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Our friendship wouldn't work if we're both smart.
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What? What are you talking about?
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We're both the same amount of smart as each other!
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No, you're not!
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I'm the smart one, and you're my friend.
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That's our dynamic, dude.
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I have a High School diploma, and you don't.
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I'm gonna get my diploma, and we'll see how you like being the dumb one!
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Well, class, this is quite possibly the hardest math problem in the world,
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whoever can solve it
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will be leaving the classroom today with a diploma in their hands
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Did you say diploma?
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That... is correct!
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Congratulations, Rigby,
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you won't need to go near another school for the rest of your life!
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- RIGBY! - Huh? Wha?
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Can I get my diploma now?
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Get outta my class, Rigby.
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- You fell asleep in class, didn't you? - SHUT UP!
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You wouldn't fall asleep so much if you had your High School diploma
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That lousy High School diploma.
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I can get my diploma the easy way, online.
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Welcome to the Education Mentor.
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Get your diploma now by taking our online test.
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I got this.
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First question:
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Which of the following is not a square?
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This is too hard.
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I WANT MY DIPLOMA!
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Ads go away now!
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BrainMax? Increase your intellegence?
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More smarter.
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Welcome to the BrainMax system.
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Instructions:
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Take one tablespoon a day.
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Do not take if pregnant, or one hour after heavy thinking.
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Will see results in thirty to forty days!
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What?!
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I'll just drink a month's worth of doses, I mean it doesn't say not to.
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I Know This Now.
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Wait A Minute I Know Everything.
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Hey, I know something that can help you with that crossword.
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It's called a High School diploma.
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Very amusing Mordecai.
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缺缺缺Perhaps you can assist me with this.
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Tell me, what's an eight letter word for idiot?
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What? Why are you talking like that?
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I tried imbicule,bonehead, peabrain,
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oh wait! I got it. Mordecai.
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You're the idiot! You Dumbface!
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I'm afraid while dumbface fits, it's simply too stupid to fit in this puzzle.
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Face it Mordecai, I'm the smartest now.
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What is that? That isn't RigJuice!
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- BrainMax? - Get your hands off that!
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Gimme that!
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First of all, I wanna contradict your earlier statement, Rigby.
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This theory proves you're dumber than me.
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As you can see by my encounter theory,
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it is you, that you are dumber than me.
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Tsk. Tsk. Wait till you see my 20 page research paper backing up with my theory.
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Tsk. Tsk. I'm gonna write a 21 page paper backing up my theory
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AND prove yours wrong!
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Tsk. Tsk. Is that so.
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Tsk. Tsk. Yeah!
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In closing, you're theories had failed to prove that you're smarter.
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For your brain is no bigger than a walnut.
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Very funny Mordecai,
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but your paper is fundlementally flawed
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because your brain is made of 99% K9 butt cheeks.
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There is still one fuerable truth.
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You don't have a High School diploma,
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so I'm smarter than you. You imbecile.
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I am not an imbecile!
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If a diploma will prove that I'm smarter than you, than so be it!
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I can't read it!
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Probably because you're still too stupid.
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Here.
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What kind of writing is this?
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Mordecai. Rigby. You guys-
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Mordecai! Rigby! Get downstairs right now and clean down the mess you made
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or I'm gonna fire you-
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Dude, what is he saying?
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Oh no. We've become so smart, they're stupid to us.
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If you haven't made fun of me so much, none of this would've happened!
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Whatever. If you cant even get your diploma because we're so smart.
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So what's the point.
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You're right. There is no point.
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What's the point of being so smart, if you can't even understand anyone.
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We have to get stupid again.
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How?
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RigJuice.
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The fridge.
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The RigJuice!
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Pour me some.
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It looks... different now.
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Ready.
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Wait. If I drink this, I'll never get my diploma.
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Dude, it's just a piece of paper.
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I know that, but you'll never stop making fun of me for it.
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I don't care, I won't make fun of you for it I promise...
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To being stupid?
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To being stupid. Bottoms up.
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...Did that work?
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And if you stop goofing off and clean up this graffiti now
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I'm gonna tear you from limb to limb!
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Do you have anything to say for yourselves?
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What just happened??
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I don't remember anything...
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Me and Fives were practicing for our pie contest,
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when you dudes came and were speaking Spanish or something.
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Then you drink that green stuff.
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I can't believe you made me drink your lame drink.
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Better get started, or it's getting out of your paycheck.
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Yeah, losers!
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You know, maybe if you had a High School diploma,
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we wouldn't be in this mess.
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Well guess what,
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this drop out somehow got you to drink RigJuice.
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I'll get the paint.
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That's good RigJuice.
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