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What did I tell you, Mannetti?
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The cream always rises... to the cop!
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Who writes this stuff?
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Tonight, and tonight only, at the City Arena Center,
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it's Double R-W's Wrassle Frassle VII live!
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Come watch all your favorites battle it out for the championship belt!
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It's really real wrestling at its best!
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Tonight at 8!
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For tickets, call your momma and cry about it
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because this event is sold out!
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I can't believe we didn't get tickets.
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Dude, I told you we should of left early to stand in line,
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but no, you wanted to finish your work.
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Dude, Benson would have snapped his crank if we just left work.
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You gotta be responsible sometimes.
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And that's why we don't have tickets for wrestling,
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because all you can think about is Benson's crank.
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Oh! You're asking for it man!
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You're asking for it, man!
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You trying to get me mad?
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You know what happen when I get mad!
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Oh, I know.
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Listen up, Mysterious Mr. R!
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Mad Man Mordo's gonna take you down!
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And I'm not talking downtown, I'm talking six feet underground!
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Mad Man Mordo?
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More like Bland Man Bored-o!
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When I'm through with you, people will be all like
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"Ah, what happened to his face?!", and I'll be like,
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"Mysterious Mr. R is what happened to his face!"
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That's it!
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Dude, Pops, chill! Let him go!
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Oh I just love to wrestle!
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That wasn't wrestling! You were actually hurting me!
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Yeah, Pops, what's your problem?
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Wrestling's totally fake! You weren't doing it right!
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Uh, fake? No. no, no, I assure you, it's real.
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I used to wrestle back in my schooling days.
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Look, here I am.
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We learned how to wrestle just like the Greckos and the Romans!
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Whoa, cool!
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Oh, I'm so glad you think so!
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Because I thought you two might want to accompany me to... this!
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Double R-W Wrassle Frassle VII?! You got tickets?!
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Pops. you're a legend!
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Really Real Wrestling! Really Real Wrestling!
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Really Real Wrestling! Really Real Wrestling!
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You gotta teach us some of your moves, Pops!
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Okay, I Will go easy on you boys this time.
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And go!
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Impressive, Pops!
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But you forgot about this!
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Rigby!
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My back!
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Hey, do you guys--
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Pops! What happened, are you OK?
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Yes, yes, all is fine. Just not as limber as I used to be.
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What have I told you about wrestling?!
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Sorry, we didn't mean to!
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Yeah, come on, Pops! Shake it off, you gotta take us to Wrassle Frassle!
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What? No! He Isn't going anywhere.
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Pops can't even get up. He needs to take it easy.
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No, no. I can get up.
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But Pops already got his tickets!
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It's the biggest wrestling event of the year!
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I don't care.
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Wait, Benson, surely we can all still go!
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I am sorry, Pops. Its not gonna happen.
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You have to stay home for your own good.
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Oh, boo.
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Now help Pops upstairs, and don't even think of leaving him alone!
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Because if you leave, don't bother coming back!
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Fine. We get it.
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Does that one get it?! Cause sometimes I wonder!
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I get it, I get it. Watch out for Pops and don't go to wrestling.
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Good!
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Why are we going to bed so early?
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It's the easiest way to make sure you don't get hurt again.
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Yeah, sleep is the best medicine.
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I thought laughter was the best medicine.
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Not when you're telling the jokes.
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Pfft, whatever.
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You wanna hear a joke Pops?
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I better get some rest.
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Good night, Pops.
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Sleep speed to all.
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Mordecai, come on!
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What?
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Come on, let's sneak out and go to Wrassle Frassle!
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What?
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What about Pops?
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He needs his rest anyways. He'll be fine.
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- You sure he's asleep? - Yeah, look.
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Pops. Pops.
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Row Z, seats 97, 98 and 99!
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Man, we made it! This is awesome!
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So close to the action!
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One, two, three!
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See man, we couldn't have missed this!
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Totally worth sneaking out!
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Totally.
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Still though, it's pretty lame Pops couldn't be here.
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Don't worry, man! We did the right thing.
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Pops is totally safe back home in his bed.
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Hey, bro! Ladder Match is about to start!
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Where's that new wrestler, Huge Head?
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Eh, I don't know. He hasn't shown up yet.
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Did you call him?
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Yeah, I called him! What, do you think I'm a moron?
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Hey, who's this?
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Hello!
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Yeah, this is him, right?
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He's gotta be. Look at the size of that thing!
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Hey Huge Head, you're late!
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Oh, I am sorry. Would you mind helping me inside?
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- What? - His dramatic enterance!
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Oh yeah, sure.
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Okay, get ready folks, because it's time for the main event!
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The Ladder Match!
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Who's gonna be the one to reach the championship belt at the top of the ladder?
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Will it be... The Fire Marshall?!
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Hissy Fit?!
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The leading champion, Four Arm-ageddon?!
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Come on!
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Or, making his Double R-W Wrassle Frassle debut,
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give it up for... Huge Head!
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Look at that guy's head!
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That guy's head is almost as big as Pops!
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It is as big as Pops!
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Dude, that is Pops!
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What?! How did heâ€"what?!
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Dude, he's gonna be pummelled! Come on!
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Pops, what are you doing here?!
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Mordecai, Rigby, I thought you two were back at home sleeping!
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Looks like we both couldn't stay away!
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Pops, we gotta get you out of here.
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But I just got here!
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And look, I got here late, and they upgraded my seat!
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No, Pops! They think you're a wrestler!
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But I am a wrestler!
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And besides, you said all this was fake.
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Fake?! Who said this was fake?!
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They did!
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Is this fake?!
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How about you, little dude?
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Does this seem fake to you?!
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No.
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Why do you think it's called "Really Real Wrestling"?
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Cause it's real!
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Okay, we were wrong. We're sorry.
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Yeah, just let us take our friend and go!
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"Sorry" doesn't cut it!
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There are only two ways you guys are getting outta here.
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In a bodybag, or by beating all of us in the Ladder Match!
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Listen up!
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Huge Head and his friends here think all this is fake!
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Whaddya say, we teach him how real this really is?!
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Come on!
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You better get in the ring, or we're coming out after you!
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Okay, Rigby and I are gonna go in after the bell.
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Stay here, Pops.
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- But I can help! - No! Stay here!
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Dude, I'll distract him. You get to the ladder.
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You like it yet?
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Pops!
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Who wants to wrestle?!
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Real enough for you?
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And the winner, Huge Head!
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I knew it! I had a sick feeling,
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I had a sick feeling, so I came to check on you, and I knew it!
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Wait, listen, Benson!
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No! You guys are fired! That's it!
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Wait, what? Come on!
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No! I Thought I told you guys, but you didn't wanna listen!
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Come on, Pops! You gotta help us!
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I cannot tell a lie.
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Benson, it was all my fault.
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What?
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I snuck out to the wrestling match on my own,
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and Mordecai and Rigby had to come and get me.
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I'm sorry.
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Yeah. Most of that is technically true, somewhat, so...
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Plus look, Pops' back is all better.
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It's true!
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Thats your last warning.
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Wow. Thanks for taking the blame, Pops.
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I'm just glad it's over.
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Yeah. Time for bed, Huge Head.
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Yeah, Huge Head!
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So you think you can steal my name, huh?!
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Well, let's see how you like it if I steal yours... Pops!
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