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Ugh! I lost again.
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This stupid thing was throwing me off.
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Dude! Pops' Mustaches Monthly!
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Benson told us to deliver this weeks ago.
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You have to give this to Pops.
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What?! Why do I have to?
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Because you're the tool who crammed it between the sofa cushions.
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I can't get up now.
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I'm going to lose this sweet butt cheek groove
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I've been working into this couch!
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It looks just like me!
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I'm not going up those stairs, dude.
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Fine, let's play rock-paper-scissors for it.
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Whatever.
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Pops. Yo, Pops.
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I found your Mustache Monthly.
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Get out!
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Stop playing for a second!
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When I went upstairs, Pops was getting out of the shower.
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Yeah, so?
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And he didn't have a towel.
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I tried not to look and just give him the magazine but I saw his...
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His junk mail?
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No, dude, I'm mentally scarred.
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It's like the image is glued in the inside of my eyelids.
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Every saggy, wrinkled, shriveled, pasty...
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Don't put it in my head!
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This is your fault! You have to help me.
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I'll help you to forget it if you promise to stop talking about it.
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Deal.
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What you need is some Strong Johns!
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Let's do it.
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If this doesn't take your mind off of Pops, nothing will.
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What, coffee?
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- Thanks, dude, but I don't see how... - No, dude.
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- Margaret. - So, that's two sandwiches and one soda.
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All right.
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- All right. It worked. - Hey, guys!
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Can I get you something to drink, Mordecai?
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Come on, let's get some movies. That'll get your mind off Pops!
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See anything you like?
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NO!
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I'll go see if they have Good Cop, Sad Cop.
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Hey, man, have any copies of Good Cop, Sad Cop?
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Hello?
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Sure, man. Let me check for you.
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So, no then?
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Oh, yeah. No.
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All right. Just these and whatever my friend's getting.
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I guess just these.
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What are you watching?
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缺缺缺Starlight Excellent.
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Is it good?
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I watch 缺缺缺Starlight Excellent all day everyday.
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All day, everyday...
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Aw, how do you watch that?
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It's like barfing rainbows in my eyes.
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I watch 缺缺缺Starlight Excellent all day everyday.
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You already said that.
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I watch it all day, every day.
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Dude, you already said that. Don't you remember?
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All day, every day.
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What?!
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I watch it all day, every day.
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Every day.
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I'm just gonna borrow this.
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Trust me, man. This will make you forget.
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No, no. I'm not looking at anything ever again.
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Every time I open my eyes, I see Pops naked.
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- Just give it a chance. - No!
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Look at it! Look at it!
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- Look at it! - No! I'm not looking at a stupid--
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Yes!
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Cool!
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Did it work?
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Mordecai! Mordecai!
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Do you remember seeing Pops naked?
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Pops naked?
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Pops naked? Nude? In the buff?
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Naked Pops, naked Pops, naked Pops!
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Awesome! Dude, it totally worked! Up high!
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Let's... get you some coffee.
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Margaret! The usual: two coffess, please.
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Better make that espresso.
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Hey Mordecai, you're back! Feeling better?
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Mordecai?
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Oh my gosh, is Mordecai ignoring you?
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Is it just me or does Mordecai look like he's been working out?
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Mordecai, snap out of it. We're finally gonna have some fun!
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Just two friends hangin' out, lettin' the good times roll!
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Like old times!
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Gimme back my friend!
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He's been like this ever since he watched the video.
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And now he doesn't remember any of the stuff we used to do!
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Video...
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It wasn't 缺缺缺Chasers Excellent, was it?
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Uh... Yeah, why?
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We have to watch the tape.
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We're in!
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Wait, where are we?
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We're in the tape, dude!
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Mordecai! Dude! We're here to rescue you!
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What's the point?
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Whether I'm in here or out there, I can't forget about seeing Pops naked.
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You're still thinking about that? Get over it already.
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You don't get it, dude!
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It's not something you can just un-see.
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We have to change your memory.
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What do you mean?
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If we find your memory of Pops and cover it,
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you won't remember seeing him naked.
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Where do we start?
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Your memories are over there.
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Weird.
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Why are we in the coffee shop?
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These are his memories.
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Oh, yeah, I remember that too.
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This isn't the memory we need.
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Yeah. We need to find Pops' room.
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let's go back to the house.
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There's the exit.
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All day, every day.
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Memory isn't logical.
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We'll have to keep looking 'til we find the-
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The house! We're getting closer.
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Pops' room!
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Oh, gross!
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Quick! Cover him with that blanket!
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What... the...?
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Get him!
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You idiots... if you don't clean this place up...
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you're fired! You're fired! You're fired!
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Hang on... you're fired!
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Pops isn't really like this. We're never gonna catch him!
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How come he's so fast?
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I don't know! I just remember everything happening really fast.
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Like, I put down the magazine and all of a sudden Pops was there.
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It was just like he uh--
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That's it! Just start remembering stuff, dude?
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What?
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You have to use your memories to catch Pops.
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Think of something!
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- Think harder. - I'm trying!
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Yes!
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He's still too fast!
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Remember something to block his path.
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I can't!
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Remember that time we ate all that cereal?
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Yeah, we must have eaten like a million boxes
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because you wanted that lame Strong Johns figurine.
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I remember when Margaret had that gigantic boyfriend!
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Nice!
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Margaret's boyfriends were always really lame.
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We have to cut off his path.
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I remember that crazy steep cliff at the end of the park!
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Now he's got nowhere to go.
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He's not slowing down!
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Now what?
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Dude, what are you doing?!
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Getting rid of that memory.
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I did it! I caught him!
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I remember the time we ripped a hole in that kid's bouncy castle!
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Did it work?
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Yeah, I think so.
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How do we get out of here, Skips?
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I think I can help.
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It's the guy from the video store!
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There's a tape sticking out of that wall over there.
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Grab onto it and you should be home free.
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Don't you wanna leave, too?
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Nah, I'm kinda into not having to work for the rest of my life.
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Here goes...
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It's gone! Naked Pops is gone!
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I don't remember it anymore!
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What did you guys do? What is this mess?
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I can't even take a shower around here without you guys screwing things up--
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