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What now?
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Look, we're working. See!
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Yeah, we're never gonna get done if you keep checking up on us!
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Pay day, fellas.
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Aww, nice!
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My favorite day of the every other week!
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Here.
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What, you don't like getting paid?
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No, I'm just getting tired of the old sandwich-baggie full of coins.
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Why can't we get a check like normal people?
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Skips gets checks!
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Skips has a bank account and a 401k.
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Well, at least give us the coins in an envelope
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or something more respectable,
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'cause this is degrading.
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I need to get out of here.
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What's his deal? He doesn't respect us at all!
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Yeah, well that's his problem, right?
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We're respectable people!
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- Outta the way! - Losers!
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What the heck, man, watch it!
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See man, it's not just Benson,
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people just don't respect us!
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Well, we could buy people's respect.
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Nah, too expensive.
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People respect people who are good at things.
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Margaret, what's going on?
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The manager installed this new arcade game to keep the customers around.
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There kids are amazing at it, you should see 'em!
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Dude, it's those kids!
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Hey, hey you!
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What!?
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When you knock people over, you have to say you're sorry!
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You guys need to learn some respect.
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Respect our butts!
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No, you respect our butts!
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What are you guys doing!?
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Those kids practically killed us with their skateboards outside.
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So!? They're kids!
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What are you going to do, beat them up or something?
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No, but I am gonna kick their butts at this video game.
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I got next.
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Nice baggie,
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must've been sad when you break open your piggy bank.
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Seven-hundred thousand!
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TRD, turd.
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Nice!
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Beat that, gramps.
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Gramps? I'm in my 20s.
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Yeah, 1920s.
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Just move.
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How do you get negative points?
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How is that even possible?
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It was the first time I ever played that stupid game!
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Give me a break!
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I'm just saying, you made us look like chumps, man.
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Look at 'em.
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You guys really handed it to those losers.
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Free donuts for the champs!
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All right, we're outta here.
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Weren't they amazing?
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I can't believe we were so enthralled by a video game, but we were!
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I told you people respect you when you're good at something.
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And we're gonna get the respect we deserve
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by getting good at that game.
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Okay, Broken Bonez.
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So are you trying to get broken bones?
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Dude, c'mon, no,
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you just gotta go off these jumps and land without breaking your bones.
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Alright, I think I got it.
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Here, gimme a shot.
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Woah, how'd you do that?
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I dunno, that's what those kids were doing.
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Here, you do the joystick and I'll do the buttons.
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Just go crazy when we're in the air.
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Wow, another 500!
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Aww sweet!
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Aww, well not bad, not bad.
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You guys got some skill.
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Some? What do you mean some?
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C'mon, Jack Farley!
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Dangit!
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Well, I gotta hand it to you guys.
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You play better than you look.
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- Okay? - Thanks.
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Stop by the office sometime if you wanna hang.
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No charge.
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Yeah, Jack Farley?
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No! I said cell two, two!
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What was that all about?
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Respect!
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Let's get some more.
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Mordecai, Rigby, come in!
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Aww man, it's Benson.
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Yeah, uh, hey Benson. What's up?
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I need you guys to clean the bathrooms back at the house ASAP!
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Uh, we're on our lunch break.
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Look, if you guys aren't back in two minutes,
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you're fired!
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Gimme that!
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We deserve more respect than this, Benson.
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Maybe when you realize that we'll come back to work.
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Rigby, Mordecai!
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Respect!
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Oh look, if it isn't Mr. and Mrs. negative points!
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Guess we'll have to beat you two losers again.
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Well, why don't you two come over here and try, then?
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You got yourselves a rematch.
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Aww man!
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All right, you guys are good.
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Thanks.
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Woah, you guys are really good!
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You're close to beating the high score!
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Woah, we are?
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Wait, who holds the high score?
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Some dude named GBF, but it's not just a high score,
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it's the world record.
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Thanks,
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now I can follow along and feel invested!
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Go for it, guys!
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So you've broken the world record, have you?
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Yeah, who's askin'?
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Me.
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It's a giant bearded face!
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GBF!
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Yeah, I'm GBF all right,
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but it stands for Garrett Bobby Ferguson, not giant bearded face.
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You're not mad at us for breaking your world record, are you?
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It's no big deal.
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Not like it's the universe record or anything important.
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Universe record?
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It's the highest score in the whole universe,
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1,279,001.
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Now who holds that record again?
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Me!
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Yes, go ahead,
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stroke the beard of Garrett Bobby Ferguson.
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Hey, giant beardo face!
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I told you that's not my name!
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Look, we're gonna settle this right now.
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Us verses you in a head to head match.
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Fine! One game for the universe record.
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Winner gets all the respect.
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Let's play.
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Dude, why're you crying, dude?
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Please, please just let me win!
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Dude, what are you talking about?
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I've devoted my entire life to Broken Bonez.
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I played so much my wife left me.
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- Ding! - Geez.
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So you're asking us to throw the game?
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Please, the universe record is all I have!
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What do you think, man?
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No way!
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Nobody's gonna respect us if we wuss out now!
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It's not wussing out, man.
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It's called doing the right thing.
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Fine.
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Okay dude, we'll let you have it.
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Thank you so much!
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Thank you for being so dumb!
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What!?
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I didn't devote my life to this cruddy game,
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it's just a hobby.
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But what about your wife?
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Never had one!
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You can't tie GBF down!
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You can't do that, that's cheating!
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Universe rules, baby.
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There are no rules.
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Oh, boo yourselves!
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I'm Garrett Bobby Ferguson.
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Aww, this blows!
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We gotta do something before he beats our score!
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No rules, right?
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Mess up, c'mon, mess up!
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You know you want some broken bones.
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Broken bones!
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Broken bones!
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Broken bones! Broken bones!
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No!
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It doesn't matter,
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I've already beat your score and taken the title
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and I'm never coming back!
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Wait, the game's still going!
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Huh?
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No, it can't be!
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C'mon, c'mon!
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Get off!
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My Chin!
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NO!
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Great job, you did it!
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Oh, hey Benson, what're you doing here?
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I thought about what you guys said earlier
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and so I've come down to give you those checks you wanted.
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- Oh wow, thanks! - But...
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now that I'm covered in brain goo, I've realised my mistake.
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You wanna waste your lives playing video games,
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then fine, I respect your decision!
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Just don't ever do it on my time ever again!
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- I can respect that. - Yeah, that's cool.
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