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Dude! Check it out, man! They're here!
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What's here?
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Our fake band t-Shirts that we ordered from that site last night.
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What?
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Last night, I asked you if you wanted to be in a band and you said...
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Yes! I wanna be in a band with you.
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Alright, but we gotta have a cool band name.
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What do you think of "Cool Dudes"?
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"Face Punch."
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"Rad 'N' Subtract."
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"Helicopter Crash."
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What about "Mustache Cash Stash"?
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That's it! That's it!
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Order the shirts! Order the shirts!
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Oh yeah, T-Shirts.
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Check it out! Bam!
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Mordecai and the Rigbys?
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What happened to Mustache Cash Stash?!
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I changed it. Awesome, right?
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But that's just our names!
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We aren't really going to wear these around, are we?
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Woah, rad shirts!
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What are those for?
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They're for our band.
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You guys are in a band? "Mordecai and the Rigbys"?
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That's so cool.
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No, no, no, we're not in a band, heh...
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So, what, it's some sort of fake band?
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No, it's a real band, but just...
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not a big deal, you know?
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Your band should play the open mic tomorrow night!
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Yeah, for sure, uh... totally.
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Awesome. I can't wait to see you guys play.
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Well, I guess I'll see you then.
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Yeah... see you then...
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then.
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What was that, man?!
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I dunno!
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I just didn't want her to think we had a stupid fake band!
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But now we gotta play that open mic tomorrow!
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OK, OK, we can totally do this.
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We just gotta learn one song by tomorrow night.
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- One song? - One song.
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- Ready? - Shreddy.
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One, two, three, four!
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OK, stop, stop.
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We need help.
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A two-man ensemble?
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What a charming idea!
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How'd you learn to be so good, Pops?
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Throw these records on the old talking machine
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and you'll be ready for your open mic in no time!
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Agh, you know about the open mic night?
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we're all going to be there!
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Wait. If we're gonna learn this in time, then you gotta take this seriously.
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- What? - Put on the shirt.
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Fine. Play the record.
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So, you want to become a musician? Bravo!
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Now, what is the first thing all good musicians require?
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Talent?
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Yes!
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Good personal hygiene...
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is the key to becoming a successful gentleman musician!
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This is gonna take like ten years!
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Yeah, and there's still two more after this one!
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There's gotta be a faster way.
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...all washed up? Good!
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- All three at once? - Now just locate your...
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...one, two, three... A minor seventh... Harmonic can be tapped...
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Dude, this isn't working! I can't understand anything.
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Dude, we gotta keep going.
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Do you wanna look like an idiot at the open mic?
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What was that?
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- Dude, what's happening?! - I don't know!
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Dude, who are you guys?
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We're Mordecai and Rigby.
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Who the blazes are you?
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Just kiddin'. We know who you are.
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Coz we're you in ten years!
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You don't know it yet,
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but this is the moment where we teach you how to rock!
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Dude, this is perfect!
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Wait, wait. We suck,
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and if you're us, doesn't that mean you suck too?
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Didn't you just hear us play?
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Yeah, we're super-successful musicians in the future.
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Yeah, look at us, dude! We're wearing sunglasses!
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Our future's so bright, we gotta wear shades.
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Awesome!
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Oh, hey - in the future,
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do we get that thing we always wanted?
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Oh, we got it.
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Awesome!
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in the future, do I get to go out with Margaret?
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I wouldn't wanna ruin the surprise.
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Look.
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We promise we'll get you ready for tomorrow night's gig
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if you're willing to put in the work.
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Yeah, whatever it takes.
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We said the same thing ten years ago.
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Awesome! Let's rock!
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That's it. You're ready!
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What?
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But we never learned how to play!
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We haven't even picked up a guitar.
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we got the look, we've got the moves down,
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I know the lyrics backwards and forwards.
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Just teach us how to play!
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Don't worry. You know enough. You're gonna be fine!
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Besides, it's too late to teach you anything else.
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Gig's in 20 minutes.
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We're screwed.
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♪ You're my sweet little baby, ♪
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♪ and I think I might be crazy for you... ♪
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I can't believe they're gonna play tonight.
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Those two slackers have never even picked up an instrument.
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This is gonna be a trainwreck.
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Woo, I love trains!
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♪ ...my sweet little baby, and I think I might be crazy for you. ♪
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Dang!
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Yeah.
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Should I hand out the last of the t-shirts?
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You brought the t-shirts?!
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Yeah, for the fans.
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Dude, we don't even have any fans.
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You guys look like rock stars.
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Hey, can I have one of those?
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Uh, yeah...
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Here's a small.
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How do I look?
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Amazing.
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I can hand these out for you guys.
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Get everyone pumped for the closing act.
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Closing act?!
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Yeah, save the best for last!
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Well, break a leg, guys. I can't wait.
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And finally, give it up for Mordecai and the Rigbys!
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- Yeah, come on! - Sorry we're late.
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Where've you guys been?!
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We had to get you these...
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Picks?! But we still don't even know how to play!
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Just go out there, you'll be great.
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Just like we were ten years ago.
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- But... - Crowd's waitin'! Go on!
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Come on, ladies, play us a tasty lick!
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Holy crap!
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♪ Your eyes starin' into my eyes, ♪
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♪ who am I but a guy with two eyes on the prize, ♪
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♪ and the prize in my eyes is ten times ♪
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♪ the surprise in your eyes as I kiss you goodnight ♪
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♪ The smile is the fire that lights my soul, ♪
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♪ gonna remember it until I grow old, ♪
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♪ cos life's too short, we've gotta do things right, ♪
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♪ so baby let's just party toni-ight ♪
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♪ Baby, let's just party toni-ight! ♪
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♪ We've come out on top, we're in front of the line, ♪
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♪ We're here to rock out and have a good time, ♪
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♪ 'Cause the past is the past and the future is bright, ♪
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♪ so baby let's just party toni-ight ♪
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♪ Baby, let's just party toni-ight! ♪
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Yeah! Yeah, baby!
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You can stop now.
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Wait, wait. I can explain, I can explain!
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We were lip-synching.
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Hey, look, I don't blame you.
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We thought we could just order some t-shirts
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and pass ourselves off as a band.
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But it turns out playing music's really hard to do.
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We just got caught up in the dream, man.
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And just for a little while it was real.
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But that's over.
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And lip-synching's not cool.
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So we're breaking up the band.
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Why'd you stop? It was going great.
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You tricked us into lip-synching!
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Look. We've become rich and famous because of lip-synching.
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Don't you wanna be a part of that?
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No, that's lame!
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You may be me, but that's not the me I wanna be.
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Me neither!
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Mordecai and the Rigbys is over.
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OK, dude! Think about what you're doing!
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Yeah, stop, man!
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If you break up the band, what are we gonna do in the future?!
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I wouldn't wanna ruin the surprise.
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Nooo!
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Yeah! Alright!
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I don't know why you thought this open mic would be embarrassing.
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This is awesome!
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Mordecai! Mordecai!
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Margaret! Margaret!
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- Mordecai! - Margaret!
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That was pretty cool, what you said up there!
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Thanks, Margaret.
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Oh, hey, have you met my new boyfriend, Angel?
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C'mon, baby.
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We don't wanna be late for our dinner reserva-ations!
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Oh, yeah. See you, guys!
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Oh, Angel, you have such a great voice.
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Maybe you should have just kept lip-synching.
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