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Subtitle by: Demonoic.
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Here're you guys,
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enjoy.
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Nothing beats drinkin'
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joe with my bro!
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Right, Mordecai?
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What?
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Yeeeeeaaahh.
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Dude,
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Dude!
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Margaret totally just smiled at me.
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No she didn't.
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Yes she did.
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Then why don't you ask her out?
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It's not that easy.
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You wouldn't understand.
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I wouldn't understand.
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Probably 'cos I'm too busy drinking joe with
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my bro like we came here to do in the first place,
remember?
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Wait.
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I once was lost,
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but now..
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I'm found.
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DudeTime,
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for men.
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What kind of loser would want a bunch of chicks
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tearing their clothes off?
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Right, Mordecai?
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Mordecai.
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Hey Margaret.
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Didn't notice you there.
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Gee Mordecai,
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I don't think I've ever realized how awesome you are.
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And you smell great too.
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Mordecai.
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Mordecai.
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Mordecai?
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Mordecai?
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Dude.
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I'm buying that cologne.
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Why?
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You said you would chip in for that awesome new game.
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I'm John.
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I'm also John.
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We're the Strong Johns!
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Strong Johns, Strong Johns!
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You have to buy Strong Johns!
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Strong Johns, Strong Johns!
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You gotta buy Strong Johns!
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Now do want that game?
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No.
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I still want the cologne.
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If you buy that cologne then
I'm gonna lose all respect for you.
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Good.
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Then we'll both have the same amount of respect for each other.
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What's with you?
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We had a plan:
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coffee, Strong Johns, hang out!
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Dude, we can hang out later.
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I just wanna go buy some that cologne really quick.
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No.
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That wasn't part of the plan!
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If you leave,
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then I'm gonna have to get some new friends!
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That's cool.
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I'll probably be too busy with the ladies anyway.
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Well fine.
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I'll be busy with my new friends!
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Plan-breaker!
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Are you done with your stupid cologne yet?
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You know that stuff's not gonna work.
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Why don't you get out of here?
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You don't know anything.
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Mordecai.
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Rigby.
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wonderful day we're hav-
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In your face!
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I knew that stuff wasn't gonna work.
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Shut up!
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I'm not trying to attract Pops,
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I'm trying to attract Margaret.
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She's probably on her way right now.
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Margaret?
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I'm over here.
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Margar-?
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Oh, geez!
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Whaddaya got there?
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DudeTime?
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I knew it!
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Come out, bros, come out!
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I told you it was DudeTime!
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Alright!
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DudeTime!
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DudeTime, bros!!
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Did someone say there's
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DudeTime down here?
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Can I bum a spray, can I bum a spray?
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Who are these guys?
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I dunno.
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They seem pretty cool, though!
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You bros wanna hang out?
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I wanna hang out!
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But..
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you're wasting your time with this guy.
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All he wants to do is get with Margaret.
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Margaret?
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That doesn't sound like a dude's name.
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Are you using DudeTime to get the ladies?
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So what?
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No, bro!
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You don't use this to get the ladies.
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You use it to hang out with the bros!
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Bros!
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Finally somebody's speaking my language!
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Bros!
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Little dude makes me laugh.
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Seriously though.
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You're pretty cool, too, for letting us
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bum some of your DudeTime,
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so...
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if you really wanna attract the ladies,
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we can help.
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Really?
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We know all about the ladies.
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Actually,
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that would be pretty awesome, guys.
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Cool.
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Just point us to the lady.
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This is where she works.
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What do I gotta do?
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we'll tell you what to do,
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but first you have to drink
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from the Cup of Knowledge.
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Sick!
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What was that?!
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It's definitely not
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unicorn slomp!
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How is that supposed to get me a lady?
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Chill out, bro.
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We're just having a little fun.
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Fun!
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Ever hear of it?
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Quit bein' such a jerk!
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Come on!
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We won't mess with you anymore.
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I promise.
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Got a great way to help you get your lad.
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Great.
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As long as I don't have to stand next to that
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total loser I'm up for anything.
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'Kay, check it:
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the ladies love dudes who slick their hair back.
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Jimmy, give 'im the stuff.
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Here, use this!
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FIne.
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Are you sure she'll be into this?
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Totally, bro, she'll be all about it.
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All you gotta do is
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lay it down.
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Lay it down?
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Bro, you know:
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lay it down!
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Can I help you?
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Hey, Margaret..
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Mordecai?
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What's up?
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I'm uh,
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I'm here to... l
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lay it down.
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What?
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Lay it... down?
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Sure.
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Are you feeling OK?
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Yeah,
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I'm great, uh,
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I'll be right back.
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What the H, guys?
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Not cool!
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Chill out, bro!
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We're watching you in there and little dude
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had a really good point.
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What point?
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That we're totally not hanging out enough.
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Don't worry.
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We're still gonna help you get your lad.
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How?
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By partying at your place!
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Wait what?!
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Party!
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Dude,
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these guys aren't trying to help me.
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They're just messing with me.
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Dude, they're just partying.
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How is this supposed to help me get the ladies?
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They got you a lady!
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That's not a lady.
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I thought you were gonna help me with Margaret.
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Something's touching me!
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Hey, bros, check this out.
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Here, let me help you up.
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Why don't you ask Margaret to help you up?
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You know what, Rigby?
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Have fun with your new friends, you jerk.
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Oh, and just so you know,
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when Benson finds out about your
friends and their little hangout time,
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he's probably gonna fire ya.
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Later, bro.
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Mordecai, wait!
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Bros! I found a trampoline!
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NO!
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What are you doing to my bed?
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You sleep on this, bro?!
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Get off it!
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Right after this somersault.
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Bros,
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this trampoline's all over me.
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Help me get it off!
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My bed!
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Hey, bro.
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You know this nerd?
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Rigby!
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When I get out of here I'll kill you!
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Check this out.
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What's the matter, Rigbone?
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You like that nerd or something?
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Yeah, dude.
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Chill out.
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And have a drink!
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Hey, Mordecai-
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Don't touch me!
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Hey, so,
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I sorta need your help.
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Why don't you ask your new bros for help?
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Dude, get over it!
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It's not my fault!
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If you would have just hung out
with me and played some Strong Johns,
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none of this woulda happened.
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Look.
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I'm sorry about the game,
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but that doesn't give you the right to treat me like garbage!
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You owe me an apology!
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I'm sorry.
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A real apology.
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OK, I'm sorry.
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I'm... sorry!
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Is that what you wanted to hear?
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I miss you!
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I miss you!
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OK.
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Quit being a baby.
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Why?!
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That's for psyching me.
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It's gonna suck for you when Benson gets untied.
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Dude, you have to help me.
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Way ahead of you, bro.
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Hey Skips.
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We have a problem.
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Unicorns?
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How'd you know?
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They peed on my lawn.
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So, how do we get rid of them?
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Well, that's really hard.
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They're like insects, but...
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there's one thing unicorns never say no to.
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Drag racing.
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You guys know what to do, right?
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Hey, Rigby.
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Weren't we supposed to race some unicorns,
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and not a bunch of losers?
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You're dead! You're gonna die!
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Bros! Bros!
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Horseless carriages...
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Bros, bros!
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..commence!
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This is how you get rid of unicorns.
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But what if they come back?
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They ain't comin' back!
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Cool!
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That's the only way to get rid of unicorns.
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I can't believe you idiots let those unicorns in here.
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You two morons had better get this mess cleaned up
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or you'll wish it was you driving that car!!!
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The unicorn one?
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Cold!
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And you!
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Quit sprayin' that cologne,
it's not gonna get you any ladies.
287
00:10:54,523 --> 00:10:55,303
Idiots.
288
00:10:56,952 --> 00:10:57,831
Wanna go...
289
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bro?
290
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Strong Johns?
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Yeah.
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