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Subtitle by: demonoic.
www.addic7ed.com
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Da-da-da-da-da! Dig Champs!
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Dude
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These are probably the best
graphics I've ever seen in my life!
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Dude
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It looks just like the cover!
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Dude, let's play it.
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We should stretch it out first.
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We don't want to pull our "hammies,"
know what I'm sayin'?
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Hey, whatta ya doin'?!
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Starting.
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Hurry up, and, pick your character!
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Aw, what?!
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I wanted to be player one!
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Dude
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I'm player one.
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You're player two.
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I don't wanna be player two!
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He digs with a sucky pickaxe!
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I want the one with the shovel!
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Dude, they're exactly the same!
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Then why don't you be player two?!
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I'm not using that sucky pickaxe!
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See?!
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Dude, calm down!
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Let's play Punchies to see
who gets to be player one.
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Fine!
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Looks like I'm player one.
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No!
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It's not fair!
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You always get your way!
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Let's play Punchies, let's play Punchies.
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I'm sick of it!
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Of course I'm not gonna
beat you at punchies!
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Dude, you don't beat
anybody at punchies.
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Yes I do!
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No you don't.
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Quick, doctor,
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both of these butt cheeks are unrecognizable.
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If we want anyone to be able
to recognize this as a butt in the future,
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then we're gonna have to do a complete butt transplant, stat!
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Stop talking!
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There was only damage to
the one cheek and you know it!
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That's right!
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We used to call you
the One- Cheek Wonder!
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Dude, I'm bringin' it back.
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You better not!
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Is that One- Cheek wonder?
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I hope he's not trying to play
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Punchies with cheeks like that!
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Stop!
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Don't look at them!
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I'll win at punchies,
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you'll see!
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Dumb Mordecai!
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I hate you!
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You better not be messin'
up my side of the room!
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You're ruining my life!!!
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Stupid bo-
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-ok?
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Death Kwon Do?
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"Learn kicks, chops and punches in moments."
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"Unlock your full potential today"?
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Yes!
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It's a touching story.
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Really, it is.
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But I don't know if you're ready
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for Death Kwon Do.
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Why not?!
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Death Kwon Do is all about self defense.
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But from the sound of it,
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you just want to hit harder.
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No?
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Can you just teach me something?
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Determination.
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I like that.
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Okay, I'll teach you some beginner defensive moves.
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All you gotta do is
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pick from the sacred text
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of Death Kwon Do
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Let's see, we can start you off
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with "Bicep Flex of Death."
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Or there's the "Leg Lifts of Death."
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That's a good beginner's move.
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Or the "Pelvic Thrust of Death."
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That's one of my personal favorites.
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That one.
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That's the one I want.
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"The Death Punch."
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That I'm afraid is not for beginners.
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What, why?
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Because you only want to
use it to beat up your friends.
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You're not pure of heart!
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What?!
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Don't call me not pure of heart!
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What about you with your crappy mullet?!
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You're the one who's not pure of heart!
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That's it!
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I'm turning my back on
you and counting to three!
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Of death.
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And when I turn back around
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you're toast!
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One
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Of death.
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Two
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Of death.
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No!
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Sensei,
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I think somebody just
death kwon clogged the toilet.
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No!
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♪Try to be best♪
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♪Cause you're only a man♪
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♪And a man’s gotta learn to take it♪
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♪Try to believe♪
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♪Though the going gets rough♪
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♪That you gotta hang tough to make it♪
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♪History♪
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♪Repeat itself♪
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♪Try and you’ll succeed♪
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♪Never doubt that you’re the one♪
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♪And you can have your dreams!♪
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♪You’re the best!♪
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♪Around!♪
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♪Nothing’s gonna ever keep you down♪
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♪You’re the Best!♪
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♪Around!♪
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Time to take this baby for a
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test drive.
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Oh no,
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Bro!
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You're next, Mordecai!!
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All right, Rigby.
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Cry baby time's over.
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Come on, let's go get some food.
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I'm buying.
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What?
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Rigby!
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He's gonna pay for this.
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Death Kwon Do?
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Where are you, Mordecai?
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I wanna play you punchies!
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Hey, mister,
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have you seen Mordecai?
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No.
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Who's..
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Have you seen 'im?
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Seen..
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How 'bout you?
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so you think you're gonna
beat me at punchies?
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Well, I've got news for you.
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I know your little secret.
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Now massage this foot!
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But I already did that one.
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Then rub it again!
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Unless you want to get punched again!
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And Pops,
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what's with the easy-breezy?
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Speed it up!
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My pepperonis are roasting down here!
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Muscle Man,
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you see Mordecai yet?
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I can't see anything.
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I'm right here, Rigby!
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Gimme those!
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Looks like you've learned the
ways of Death Kwon Do.
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Looks like you know how to say
things people are already aware of.
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Whatever!
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You can't handle The Death Punch!
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That sounds like a challenge.
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That's because maybe it IS a challenge!
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Well then what're you doing up there?
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Muscle Man, High Fives,
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Carry me down.
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Don't drop me!
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Be careful!
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Leaning, leaning!
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Here, here!
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Set me here.
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What move did you learn?
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Why don't you come over
here and find out.
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What?!
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How come you're not dead yet?
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Probably because I learned
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"The Death Block."
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It worked pretty good for a first try,
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either that or your Death Punch totally blows!
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I'll kill you!!
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You're never gonna beat me at punchies!
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Are you finished yet?
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Not until I smash you!!
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What?
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Are you afraid of a little lava?
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Dude, this is serious!
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We've gotta get out of here!
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Never!
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Not until I beat you at punchies!
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Dude, stop!
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We're gonna die!
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I don't care!
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I'm sick of you always winning!
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I'm not quitting 'till I win!
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You got me, you got me!
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You got me.
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You win!
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We have to stop now 'cause I lost.
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I told ya I was gonna win!
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In yo face!
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I finally get to be player one!
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What?!
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That's what this is about?!
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You just wanted to be player one?!
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That's all I ever wanted!
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Dude, you can totally be player one.
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Dude, quit crying.
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I said you could be player one.
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I know,
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but what good is being player one now?
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We're just gonna die in this lava!!
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Don't worry, dude.
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I can get us away from the lava.
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Really?
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How?
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You think I'm dumb enough to
steal only one Death Kwon Do move?
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Wha-?
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Now, how do you wanna get outta here?
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"The Death Jump"
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or "The Death Dump"?
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Sick!!
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Better go with the Death Jump.
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Hold on tight.
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Look!
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Why yes sir,
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I have the Death Jump
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and the Death Dump right he-
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No!
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Dig Champs!
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It's finally happening!
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For once being a huge baby
actually worked out for you!
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Stop talking!!!
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Dude, just hurry up and play.
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You're just gonna die right
at the beginning anyway.
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I'll show you!
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What?!
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Snails are bad?!
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I thought snails were good!
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No, dude.
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Snails are bad.
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This sucks!
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I wanna be player two.
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