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J'j'
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Whoo!
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Would you like something sweet?
Oh.
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J' ooh, wow j“
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j' ooh j'j'
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What do we got here, fellas,
an antique show?
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All right, boys, fan out!
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What a wrinkle fest this is.
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Hey, beat
it, you broads! Come on!
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All right, sit down and shut up!
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We're the red eyes.
80, everybody, freeze!
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Get their valuables, boys.
I want watches, wallets, jewelry.
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Get me some silver chains.
I want wigs. I want toupees.
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Keep an eye out for me, will ya?
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Move it! No, no, not mine!
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Leave me alone! I'm a veteran!
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Oh, no! Oh, no, not that!
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I love crashing parties!
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Hey, cake!
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Pardon me, fatty. Huh?
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If you're going to
eat cake, you ought to use a fork.
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You mightjust as well
shove! It in.
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People who don't close their
mouths when they chew...
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Make me furious.
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Ooh.
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One for you.
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Drat. And for you.
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Come on, come on.
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Want a little whipped cream,
Mr. Cherry top?
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Get him. Yeah.
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Is that all you got, huh?
Is that all you...
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Throw it! Not today, my
vermilion-eyed varlet.
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Oh. Blast.
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Out of the way!
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Yes, this one should stick.
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Oh, I...
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Oh, my!
That's right up the khyber!
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Oh!
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Oh, it's captain amazing!
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It's amazing! I'm outta here!
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C.a., you were,
if I may say, amazing.
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Yeah? Yeah.
Let's go meet the press.
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Boy, he is good.
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He is rather ripping, isn't he?
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Boy. The spinning and the
hurting and the kicking.
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I guarantee you he hogs
the credit on this one.
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I think we have to...
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At least concede him
the assist here, Roy.
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No, no. You see? That's
exactly what's holding us back.
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Don't put him on the pedestal.
Put uson the pedestal.
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Here he comes.
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Bravo and huzzah, captain.
Splendid work, as usual.
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No, no, no. No autographs
till we finish with the press.
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We're not...
Allow me to introduce myself.
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Blue raja, master of silverware,
forks a speciality, at your service.
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My colleague, the shoveler.
Big fan of your work.
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Come on. Yes, and standing rather
painfully aside is our cohort, Mr. Furious.
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How's it hanging? Oh, so you guys, um...
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They're superheroes.
Okay. Oh. Well...
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We fight crime. Call it what you will.
Quite right.
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That's great. Just, you know...
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Keep up the good work.
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You as well, sir. You as well.
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Did you see... did you...
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Did you hear that?
"Keep up the good work."
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The good work. He's
making fun of us.
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No, Roy. He saluted us.
That was real.
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I thought he was sincere.
What's up, fellas?
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Hello. Nice to see you. Hello.
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I saw the action
out there tonight.
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What you guys need
is a little bit of firepower.
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Well... I'm a weapons designer.
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I've got what you need. A-All right.
We'll come back.
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We'll visit all of you people later.
Thank you, sir. No, no, no, no, no.
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I-I don't live here. I'm here
for the ladies. You know...
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Here, take my card.
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My name's Heller.
Say it with me.
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Heller.
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All right. Thank you.
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Good night. I don't know why
you encourage those people.
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Those people look up to us, Roy.
Oh, that's true.
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You know the drill. Please
sign my hat, captain amazing.
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Ow.
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Herman, give me a flash.
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How are you tonight? Captain, how did
you know where to find the red eyes?
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Becky, it's... what I do.
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Thanks to you, the city's almost crime-free.
So what do you do with your free time?
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I wish
that I had some free time.
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People are saying that you're so amazing
you're gonna put yourself out of a job.
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Have any comments on that? That's
one problem I look forward to.
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And is it true that you lost
your Pepsi endorsement?
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I hadn't heard that.
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Thanks so much for your questions.
Thank all of you so much.
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You sure, captain, you have no
comments regarding your Pepsi situation?
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Oh, look who we got.
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You again. Wannabes.
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This city already
has a superhero.
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Perhaps you've heard of him:
Captain amazing. Thank you.
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Do yourself a favor, mcguire.
Let it go, Roy.
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Don't flip my switch tonight.
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Oh, yeah? And what
exactly would that do?
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Don't turn around, Roy. Don't do it.
Don't do anything.
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It's nothing. Don't turn around.
Keep walking.
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It's not worth it.
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I think you know exactly what
that would do... checkerhead.
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What?
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Don't mess with the
volcano, my man.
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'Cause I will go Pompeii
on your... butt.
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Boo!
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Oh, my golly. Good grief.
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You keep dreamin',
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wannabe.
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Let's go.
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Dream on, moron.
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I will keep dreaming. I will
keep dreaming, my friend.
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And when I wake up,
you better hope...
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You better hope you're asleep.
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Don't reengage him, Roy.
He's a silly... sweet dreams!
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He's immature. Lilac.
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C.a., I'm doing my best.
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Oh, your best?
Uh, quick question.
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Is this your best?
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- Okay, I realize you're upset.
- Victor, I'm positioned.
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Okay? Do you understand what that
means... on a very personal level here...
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To know that the companies
that make these fine products...
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Want me to be their
spokesperson, their voice?
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I think right now
we should focus on the positive.
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- Tonight was good.
- Yeah? You think so?
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'Cause I was worried it was,
um... I don't know... pathetic!
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"Amazing triumphs
at a nursing home!"
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That's great copy, Vic.
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Look, I'm a publicist,
not a magician.
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You want big news,
you have to have big fights.
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A superhero needs a supervillain and,
thanks to you, we've got none left.
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- Then get the... deathman.
- Deathman is dead.
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- Okay. Father doom.
- Life without parole.
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Apocalypto's doing 50 years.
Armagezzmo's in exile.
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- Baron Von chaos got the chair.
- Really?
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- Casanova Frankenstein is locked up in a nuthouse.
- Casanova Frankenstein.
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Now, there was a supervillain.
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You know, he just...
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He's got those eyes, you know?
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I can't do it, but...
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And that voice... such pure evil.
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The battles we used to have.
Extraordinary. "Used to."
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That's the problem, captain.
"Used to."
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Let the record show that this
parole hearing has officially begun.
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We now commence the 17th parole
hearing of Casanova Frankenstein.
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Dr. Leek, you may begin.
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Thank you.
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Gentlemen of the board,
the man who sits before you,
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the once infamous evil genius,
is entirely cured.
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- What?
- I give you my word...
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That he's of no more danger
to the city now... than I am.
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This is outrageous. Yes.
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Mr. Casanova Frankenstein,
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do you have anything to say
on your own behalf?
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Blessed disciples
of hippocrates,
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my heart is split in two.
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It brims...
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With such sorrow
for my abominable crimes.
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And yet it swells
with love for you,
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for this sanctuary, this...
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This place of healing.
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Within my soul,
I feel the choir singing...
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Beethoven's immortal
"ode to joy"...
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Where all men...
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Become... brothers.
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Am I too late to cast my vote?
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Not at all, Lance. I was just
about to remind the board...
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That Casanova once had our city
in a stranglehold of terror.
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Parole is not an option
for this man, this monster.
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We cannot risk the danger
of releasing him.
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- I could not agree with you more.
- Excellent.
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However, I... I did just have
dinner with an old friend recently.
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Maybe you've heard of him.
Captain amazing.
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- Captain amazing?
- And he asked, if I would, to read this.
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"Dear members of the board.“
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we all know that society
cannot exist...
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Without absolute justice,
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but society is also
built upon...
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Compassion.
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Let us set the tone
for the new millennium...
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By making a historic
gesture of forgiveness.
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Ladies and gentlemen,
I implore you,
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let us Grant
Casanova Frankenstein...
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“A second chance."
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Uh, well... um...
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With captain amazing's
recommendation and protection,
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I suppose we could consider...
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I pronounce you...
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Cured.
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Hello, champion city.
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Daddy... is home.
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Hi, everybody.
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You know, tooth decay and
gingivitis can be a crime.
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That's why I use
mighty whitey toothpaste.
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Because I want my teeth
to look... amazing.
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I'm gonna bring this up again.
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It's 150 bucks apiece.
We each chip in.
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My cousin knows this guy
who knows a publicist.
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What are we gonna publicize? The fact
that we get our butts kicked a lot.
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Maybe if you didn't smack me in the face
with the shovel every time we went out...
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All right now. We'd have
more wins to brag about,
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I'm sorry about that. I just have a
tendency to lose my concentration...
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When I've got a salad fork
stuck in my rear end.
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Oh, oh, I get it. Your shovel
in his face is my fault.
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You threw a spoon at the guy, Jeff.
Yeah.
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What was up with that?
I'm embarrassed about that.
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I thought it was a fork.
You're the master of cutlery.
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You can't throw a knife sometimes when
someone's trying to kill me? No, I can't.
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You can't use a rake sometimes?
No, I'm the shoveler.
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I'm the blue raja.
I'm not stab man.
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I'm not knifey boy.
I'm the blue raja.
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- That's another thing.
- What?
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You could get a little bit of
blue in the uniform somewhere.
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Really. You've got green.
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There's a little flowery thing.
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- There's everything but...
- Doesn't make a lot of sense.
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Just step out of our literal
minds for just one moment.
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Hey. Ooh, look what
I'm doing. Look at that.
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I'm putting 150 right on the table.
Who's in with me?
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I don't have 150, now, do I?
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If I did, I wouldn't plunder
my mother's silverware.
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- It's a waste of money.
- You know who doesn't think it's a waste of money?
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Little Mr. Captain amazing.
Well, captain...
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If we had a billionaire like
Lance hunt as our benefactor,
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yeah, we could spend 150.
Lance hunt is captain amazing.
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Oh, don't start that again.
Oh, here we go.
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Lance hunt wears glasses. Captain
amazing doesn't wear glasses.
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He takes them off
when he transforms.
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That doesn't make any sense.
He wouldn't be able to see.
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- Hi. Thanks for waiting.
- Hey, thanks for dropping by.
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Do you know what you want?
Mm-hmm.
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Allow me to begin, my dear.
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The blue raja is quite
partial to the salad nicoise.
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My dressing of choice
is rancho lite,
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and I'd appreciate it if
you'd hold the bacon bits.
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Seeing as it's your first night and
all, I suppose I'll "fork-give" you...
240
00:17:09,250 --> 00:17:11,457
If you "fork-get."
241
00:17:11,458 --> 00:17:13,666
Who's next?
242
00:17:13,667 --> 00:17:16,832
Can I get a meatball
sandwich on white with Mayo?
243
00:17:16,833 --> 00:17:20,082
I'll have a steak, please. Very rare.
That means pink, not bloody.
244
00:17:20,083 --> 00:17:23,957
And could I get some ice? I had a little
mishap defending justice at the nursing home.
245
00:17:23,958 --> 00:17:27,291
I thought I heard on TV
that was captain amazing.
246
00:17:27,292 --> 00:17:30,332
Ha-ha. Oh. Okay.
247
00:17:30,333 --> 00:17:34,292
Let's all be good little automaton droids
and believe everything we hear on TV.
248
00:17:35,625 --> 00:17:38,583
I'll just go place
your order now.
249
00:17:41,417 --> 00:17:44,082
A trifle strident
with that bit of crumpet,
250
00:17:44,083 --> 00:17:47,916
weren't we, furious? I am a
ticking time bomb of fury.
251
00:17:47,917 --> 00:17:50,916
All I'm saying is
when we split the check three ways,
252
00:17:50,917 --> 00:17:53,707
the steak-eater picks
the pocket of the salad man.
253
00:17:53,708 --> 00:17:56,957
Just give me the money, Jeff.
Yes, fine.
254
00:17:56,958 --> 00:18:00,291
Every time we split it three ways.
It's flipping robbery.
255
00:18:00,292 --> 00:18:02,957
Well, you should order more.
256
00:18:02,958 --> 00:18:08,499
Ho. Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho.
Do you see what I see?
257
00:18:08,500 --> 00:18:11,291
- Hello.
- It's Tony c.
258
00:18:11,292 --> 00:18:14,583
And Tony p,
leader of the disco boys.
259
00:18:15,792 --> 00:18:18,208
J'j'
260
00:18:25,167 --> 00:18:28,083
But why, pray tell,
would he be back in town?
261
00:18:29,875 --> 00:18:32,666
Maybe it's time to do
a little following to find out.
262
00:18:32,667 --> 00:18:34,707
No, it's already 10:30.
263
00:18:34,708 --> 00:18:37,916
- I'm gonna get killed by my wife as it is.
- Yes, and I've had...
264
00:18:37,917 --> 00:18:41,332
Quite enough excitement for
one night, thank you. Oh, okay.
265
00:18:41,333 --> 00:18:44,541
I'm sorry. My mistake. I thought I was
hanging out with serious superheroes...
266
00:18:44,542 --> 00:18:46,624
The shoveler and the blue raja.
267
00:18:46,625 --> 00:18:50,749
But, apparently, I'm hanging out
with lazy boy and-and...
268
00:18:50,750 --> 00:18:52,749
- Good night, Roy.
- Yes, toodle-oo, Roy.
269
00:18:52,750 --> 00:18:54,833
Hang on a second.
Lazy boy and-and the-the-the...
270
00:18:56,458 --> 00:18:58,541
And-and the recliner!
271
00:18:58,542 --> 00:19:01,707
Yeah, lazy boy and the recliner!
272
00:19:01,708 --> 00:19:03,833
Guys, are you coming? Are you...
273
00:19:06,167 --> 00:19:08,166
J'j' Great.
274
00:19:08,167 --> 00:19:09,749
Okay, fine.
275
00:19:09,750 --> 00:19:11,832
I guess tonight...
276
00:19:11,833 --> 00:19:13,707
The lone wolf...
277
00:19:13,708 --> 00:19:17,499
Hunts... alone.
278
00:19:21,792 --> 00:19:24,707
Aaah! Ooh! Oh!
279
00:19:26,208 --> 00:19:28,332
Testicles rising.
280
00:19:28,333 --> 00:19:31,167
Can't breathe. Can't breathe.
281
00:19:32,875 --> 00:19:35,250
Ow! Ow! Oh!
282
00:20:03,000 --> 00:20:05,457
J'j'
283
00:20:05,458 --> 00:20:08,707
My gosh, it's
Dr. Studedunker. He's out cold.
284
00:20:08,708 --> 00:20:10,750
Hey! Watch it, bub!
285
00:20:12,333 --> 00:20:14,624
Butch needs his vest back.
286
00:20:14,625 --> 00:20:16,958
He's got a game on Saturday.
287
00:20:17,000 --> 00:20:19,624
Well, it's my vest too.
I bought it for him.
288
00:20:19,625 --> 00:20:21,125
The only thing I need...
289
00:20:22,625 --> 00:20:26,207
Okay. How long you
gonna do this, Eddie?
290
00:20:26,208 --> 00:20:28,917
It's been 12 years. I know.
291
00:20:30,542 --> 00:20:33,166
You got a family
to look after, Eddie.
292
00:20:33,167 --> 00:20:36,041
The kids are worried
sick about you.
293
00:20:36,042 --> 00:20:40,374
But still you go out, night after
night, running around the city for what?
294
00:20:40,375 --> 00:20:44,374
Lucille, god gave me a gift.
295
00:20:44,375 --> 00:20:48,166
I shovel well.
I shovel very well.
296
00:20:48,167 --> 00:20:53,291
Oh, baby, you shovel better
than any man I've ever known,
297
00:20:53,292 --> 00:20:56,166
but that does not
make you a superhero.
298
00:20:56,167 --> 00:20:57,708
All I... oh, no, no, no, no.
299
00:20:59,292 --> 00:21:01,332
You're a good husband...
300
00:21:01,333 --> 00:21:03,791
And a good father,
301
00:21:03,792 --> 00:21:07,500
but that's all, nothing more.
302
00:21:11,292 --> 00:21:13,749
You're right.
303
00:21:13,750 --> 00:21:16,291
I believe in you, daddy.
304
00:21:16,292 --> 00:21:20,083
Roland,
do not encourage your father.
305
00:21:24,542 --> 00:21:29,124
Well, well, well, if it
isn't our old friends, the red eyes.
306
00:21:29,125 --> 00:21:33,291
Good evening, gentlemen. We weren't
expecting to see you again so spoon...
307
00:21:33,292 --> 00:21:35,374
Damn.
308
00:21:35,375 --> 00:21:40,041
Red eyes, red
eyes, red eyes. What a treat.
309
00:21:40,042 --> 00:21:43,625
We weren't expecting
to see you again so spoon.
310
00:21:44,875 --> 00:21:47,249
- Jeffrey.
- Yeah? Mom.
311
00:21:47,250 --> 00:21:50,582
How many times have I asked
you not to barge in here?
312
00:21:50,583 --> 00:21:52,874
What's burning? Incense.
313
00:21:52,875 --> 00:21:55,958
Mom, I can't even count how many
rules you're breaking right now.
314
00:21:56,000 --> 00:21:58,957
One: Always knock. Two: Don't
sniff around outside my door.
315
00:21:58,958 --> 00:22:01,166
Three: Do not interrogate me.
316
00:22:01,167 --> 00:22:03,166
- Jeffrey.
- What?
317
00:22:03,167 --> 00:22:05,457
Are you into marijuana?
318
00:22:05,458 --> 00:22:07,874
Mom, you're cheesing me off
so bad right now.
319
00:22:07,875 --> 00:22:09,958
Just, please... good night.
320
00:22:10,000 --> 00:22:12,332
Okay, okay. I'm sorry.
Jeffrey, please...
321
00:22:12,333 --> 00:22:15,249
- Good night.
- Okay, good night, Jeffrey.
322
00:22:17,292 --> 00:22:19,958
God, she's just so...
323
00:22:25,250 --> 00:22:27,083
J'j'
324
00:22:47,875 --> 00:22:49,250
Ooh, whoa.
325
00:22:55,125 --> 00:22:57,749
All right,
let's see what's shaking...
326
00:22:57,750 --> 00:23:00,750
Over at the chez casa Casanova.
327
00:23:18,083 --> 00:23:20,917
J'j'
328
00:23:32,417 --> 00:23:36,082
J' listen to the ground
there is movement all around j“
329
00:23:36,083 --> 00:23:38,249
j“ there is something
goin' down j'
330
00:23:38,250 --> 00:23:40,541
j“ and I can feel it j“
331
00:23:40,542 --> 00:23:42,624
j“ on the waves of the airj'
332
00:23:42,625 --> 00:23:44,957
j“ there is dancing out there j“
333
00:23:44,958 --> 00:23:47,041
j“ if it's something
we can share j“
334
00:23:47,042 --> 00:23:49,332
j“ we can steal it j“
335
00:23:49,333 --> 00:23:55,082
- j“j“ - Ah! The old disco room.
336
00:23:55,083 --> 00:23:58,624
J“ controlling my mind
and my soul j“
337
00:23:58,625 --> 00:24:02,457
j“ when you reach out for me j“
just as I left it.
338
00:24:02,458 --> 00:24:04,749
You've been locked up
for 20 years, Casanova.
339
00:24:04,750 --> 00:24:07,791
A lot of things
have changed since then.
340
00:24:07,792 --> 00:24:12,416
It must have been hard for you, Tony,
the way times and styles have changed,
341
00:24:12,417 --> 00:24:16,957
j“ night fever, night fever j“j“ to hear
the people saying that disco is dead.
342
00:24:16,958 --> 00:24:20,082
Disco is not dead!
Disco is life!
343
00:24:20,083 --> 00:24:23,958
Yes, Tony, that is the
passion I remember.
344
00:24:27,625 --> 00:24:32,791
Stick with me, Tony,
und you will dance again...
345
00:24:32,792 --> 00:24:35,207
When I rule this town.
346
00:24:35,208 --> 00:24:37,375
J“j“
347
00:24:39,708 --> 00:24:43,083
Have you met my psychiatrist?
348
00:24:45,417 --> 00:24:48,291
Come out, come out
wherever you...
349
00:24:48,292 --> 00:24:50,416
There we go.
350
00:24:50,417 --> 00:24:52,499
Looks like we got
a little terrace party.
351
00:24:52,500 --> 00:24:56,499
Tony, I want you to spread
the word to all of my gangs.
352
00:24:56,500 --> 00:24:59,957
Tell them that Casanova
Frankenstein is back...
353
00:24:59,958 --> 00:25:03,166
Und that Casanova Frankenstein
is planning something...
354
00:25:03,167 --> 00:25:04,500
A little bit different.
355
00:25:06,333 --> 00:25:08,583
Kaboom.
356
00:25:15,125 --> 00:25:17,750
Ooh! Mama pajama!
357
00:25:21,500 --> 00:25:24,541
What kind of crazy man
blows up a crazy house?
358
00:25:24,542 --> 00:25:27,707
Und now, if you will excuse
me, I am expecting a visit...
359
00:25:27,708 --> 00:25:30,624
From a very old friend.
360
00:25:39,583 --> 00:25:43,707
Ooh, look what we got. A little
Booty call from captain amazing.
361
00:25:43,708 --> 00:25:47,249
J“j“
362
00:25:47,250 --> 00:25:51,499
Mmm, oh, this is a fine,
elegant Harvey wallbanger.
363
00:25:54,083 --> 00:25:56,957
Even when it's sucked
by scum like you?
364
00:25:56,958 --> 00:26:01,082
Captain amazing.
What a surprise.
365
00:26:01,083 --> 00:26:04,916
Really? I'm not so
sure about that.
366
00:26:04,917 --> 00:26:08,374
Your first night of freedom,
and you blow up the asylum.
367
00:26:08,375 --> 00:26:11,582
Interesting choice.
I knew you couldn't change.
368
00:26:11,583 --> 00:26:13,957
I knew you'd know that.
Oh, I know that.
369
00:26:13,958 --> 00:26:16,832
And I knew you'd know
I'd know you knew.
370
00:26:16,833 --> 00:26:20,708
But I didn't. I only knew
that you'd know that I knew.
371
00:26:22,333 --> 00:26:24,208
Did you know that?
372
00:26:25,708 --> 00:26:27,416
Of course.
373
00:26:27,417 --> 00:26:30,207
- Please, won't you join me?
- With pleasure.
374
00:26:30,208 --> 00:26:32,874
Oh, quick thought.
375
00:26:32,875 --> 00:26:36,207
Would you mind removing
the submicronic laser...
376
00:26:36,208 --> 00:26:38,499
In the ring on the index
finger of your left hand?
377
00:26:38,500 --> 00:26:40,874
Of course. And, if it
wouldn't be too much trouble,
378
00:26:40,875 --> 00:26:43,082
go ahead and disengage...
379
00:26:43,083 --> 00:26:46,957
The psychotropic bacterium
dart launchers in your slippers.
380
00:26:46,958 --> 00:26:49,249
Done. The cold fusion,
381
00:26:49,250 --> 00:26:53,457
ultrasonic neuro-stunner in
your drink stirrer, turn it off.
382
00:26:53,458 --> 00:26:57,124
We know each other so well,
don't we, Lance?
383
00:26:57,125 --> 00:27:00,666
We've always been each
other's greatest nemesises.
384
00:27:00,667 --> 00:27:02,624
Nemesis...
385
00:27:02,625 --> 00:27:05,332
W-What's the plural on that?
386
00:27:05,333 --> 00:27:07,707
Nemeses.
387
00:27:07,708 --> 00:27:09,832
Whatever.
388
00:27:09,833 --> 00:27:12,207
You're going to prison for
life this time, Casanova.
389
00:27:12,208 --> 00:27:14,291
You see, here in champion city,
390
00:27:14,292 --> 00:27:17,082
we still do
a fairly brisk trade...
391
00:27:17,083 --> 00:27:19,624
In justice.
392
00:27:19,625 --> 00:27:23,041
I thought it was all about the publicity
and keeping your sponsors happy.
393
00:27:23,042 --> 00:27:26,041
See, it's that kind of
cynicism that I truly feel...
394
00:27:26,042 --> 00:27:27,958
Is starting to poison society.
395
00:27:28,000 --> 00:27:29,875
Oh, lookee here.
396
00:27:31,208 --> 00:27:34,082
A multi-frequency
radio detonator.
397
00:27:34,083 --> 00:27:37,124
You should be more careful when
discarding incriminating evidence.
398
00:27:37,125 --> 00:27:39,957
Oh, no, no, no.
This is an amusing little gizmo.
399
00:27:39,958 --> 00:27:41,792
It's really quite cool.
400
00:27:43,250 --> 00:27:44,750
Yeah? W-What is it?
401
00:27:46,667 --> 00:27:50,332
Yuck.
402
00:27:50,333 --> 00:27:54,333
It's a chloroform-deploying
portable enticement snare.
403
00:27:58,583 --> 00:28:00,250
Ah, dang!
404
00:28:03,583 --> 00:28:05,624
Oh, lancey,
405
00:28:05,625 --> 00:28:07,624
you really are so predictable.
406
00:28:21,208 --> 00:28:23,291
J“j“ Morning, Sally.
407
00:28:23,292 --> 00:28:25,874
You're late! Yes, I know.
408
00:28:25,875 --> 00:28:28,541
I was up all night, trying
to defend the city from evil,
409
00:28:28,542 --> 00:28:30,541
but I'm sure you don't
really care about that.
410
00:28:30,542 --> 00:28:33,958
Work starts at 9:00! It's 9:25!
411
00:28:34,000 --> 00:28:36,499
Ooh, so I guess all thejunk's
probably ruined by now.
412
00:28:36,500 --> 00:28:39,832
Hey, sucker, when are you gonna tear
down that Jeep like I told you to?
413
00:28:39,833 --> 00:28:41,916
Okay, I thought we went
through this yesterday.
414
00:28:41,917 --> 00:28:45,374
That old Jeep is actually
an armored car of some type.
415
00:28:45,375 --> 00:28:47,976
It was meant to withstand bombs. I
can't just rip it apart with a crowbar.
416
00:28:48,000 --> 00:28:50,124
Justjunk it.
417
00:28:50,125 --> 00:28:54,624
- Maybe if you gave me the proper tools, I could...
- Junk it!
418
00:28:54,625 --> 00:28:57,332
All right, you know what? I'm willing
to have this discussion with you,
419
00:28:57,333 --> 00:28:59,893
but I think we should deal with
it like two people who respect...
420
00:29:02,542 --> 00:29:04,541
I want it junked.
421
00:29:04,542 --> 00:29:06,332
Okay.
422
00:29:06,333 --> 00:29:08,916
Right now, I'm kind of
like a powder keg...
423
00:29:08,917 --> 00:29:11,207
And you're the match.
424
00:29:11,208 --> 00:29:13,749
If you tell me
to junk it one more time...
425
00:29:13,750 --> 00:29:16,958
Junk it now! You got that?
426
00:29:33,542 --> 00:29:36,041
That little
sucker just saved your life.
427
00:29:36,042 --> 00:29:40,832
Justjunk it, you miserable cuss.
428
00:29:40,833 --> 00:29:45,957
J“j“ na na na, na na na j“
429
00:29:50,792 --> 00:29:52,832
J“ there was a science j“
430
00:29:52,833 --> 00:29:56,708
j“ computer violence
in the old days j“
431
00:29:59,708 --> 00:30:02,332
j“ the systems fella
and cinderella... j“j“
432
00:30:02,333 --> 00:30:05,082
We interrupt this
program to bring you breaking news.
433
00:30:05,083 --> 00:30:09,124
Champion city's best-known billionaire,
Lance hunt, has disappeared.
434
00:30:09,125 --> 00:30:12,374
Police hope to enlist the help of
captain amazing in the search for hunt,
435
00:30:12,375 --> 00:30:15,167
but have so far failed to contact
the city's beloved superhero.
436
00:30:19,250 --> 00:30:22,749
He makes a wonderful
trophy, don't you think?
437
00:30:24,417 --> 00:30:27,374
Listen, I really think we need
to talk about your plans here.
438
00:30:27,375 --> 00:30:30,374
You know my plans, lancey.
439
00:30:30,375 --> 00:30:33,957
Tomorrow night, I'm going to kill you.
440
00:30:33,958 --> 00:30:36,749
Right. That's the part
that really doesn't work for me.
441
00:30:36,750 --> 00:30:42,041
When the clock strikes 12:00...
Cuckoo, cuckoo...
442
00:30:42,042 --> 00:30:43,707
You will be dead,
443
00:30:43,708 --> 00:30:47,374
and my city will be given
a new state of mind.
444
00:30:47,375 --> 00:30:49,791
Well, listen, clearly you gotta go
with what you're comfortable with,
445
00:30:49,792 --> 00:30:52,374
but I don't know, I just keep
coming back to this place.
446
00:30:52,375 --> 00:30:54,457
I'm spitballing here,
but maybe...
447
00:30:54,458 --> 00:30:59,457
We release the captain
to the authorities.
448
00:30:59,458 --> 00:31:01,707
I say that you're completely reformed.
Wink, wink.
449
00:31:01,708 --> 00:31:03,832
There's rejoicing
in the streets.
450
00:31:03,833 --> 00:31:08,166
Then, at that point, you do the
whole destruction of the city thing.
451
00:31:08,167 --> 00:31:12,166
I mean,
is it a perfect plan? No.
452
00:31:12,167 --> 00:31:15,041
And I think that's
what I like about it.
453
00:31:15,042 --> 00:31:18,499
Geez. Okay.
454
00:31:18,500 --> 00:31:21,207
Oh, okay, that's great.
Turn off the lights now.
455
00:31:21,208 --> 00:31:24,332
It was just an idea.
Okay, wait, I got a better one.
456
00:31:24,333 --> 00:31:27,916
You let me live,
I am your sidekick.
457
00:31:27,917 --> 00:31:32,374
I'm like amazing boy or...
Casanova?
458
00:31:32,375 --> 00:31:35,207
Are you sure
captain amazing is in there?
459
00:31:35,208 --> 00:31:36,958
Yeah, I'm sure. Let's go.
460
00:32:12,875 --> 00:32:15,833
Shh! Wait! Hear that?
461
00:32:17,000 --> 00:32:19,499
We must have hit a trip wire.
462
00:32:19,500 --> 00:32:22,249
It could be a photon
eviscerator heating up.
463
00:32:22,250 --> 00:32:25,832
It could be a cybernetic atom scrambler.
They target moving objects.
464
00:32:25,833 --> 00:32:28,499
Sounds more like a heat-seeking
Anthrax projection gun to me.
465
00:32:28,500 --> 00:32:30,666
Quickly, cover your mouth.
No, let's bolt! Come on!
466
00:32:30,667 --> 00:32:33,833
Don't move! Don't breathe!
Let's bolt!
467
00:32:34,667 --> 00:32:36,541
Ah! Huh? [ Mutters 1
468
00:32:36,542 --> 00:32:39,332
Oh, it's the sprinkler.
Great. Oh.
469
00:32:41,833 --> 00:32:45,249
Isn't that just fabu?
I'm positively soaked.
470
00:32:45,250 --> 00:32:46,457
Shh.
471
00:32:46,458 --> 00:32:49,582
J“ ah, freak out j“
472
00:32:49,583 --> 00:32:52,749
j“ le freak, c'est chic j“j“
what do we got here?
473
00:32:52,750 --> 00:32:56,791
I think they're supposed
to be jive superheroes.
474
00:32:56,792 --> 00:32:59,166
They made a big mistake
coming to Casanova's place.
475
00:33:04,167 --> 00:33:08,291
- What's so funny?
- That's your power? You have guns?
476
00:33:08,292 --> 00:33:10,791
Couldn't you be a little more
creative than that?
477
00:33:10,792 --> 00:33:12,874
Do forgive
the impertinence, guv'ner,
478
00:33:12,875 --> 00:33:15,166
but what the devil does a pistol
have to do with disco?
479
00:33:15,167 --> 00:33:17,957
Weak. At best.
480
00:33:17,958 --> 00:33:21,457
Check out the guy with the pipe.
Are you the disco plumber?
481
00:33:23,292 --> 00:33:25,291
There's no theme
at all here, mates.
482
00:33:25,292 --> 00:33:27,958
Hey, buddy, if you're gonna carry
a chain, make it a gold chain.
483
00:33:28,000 --> 00:33:30,749
See what I'm saying? And that's
just off the top of my head.
484
00:33:30,750 --> 00:33:32,749
Yo, what's up, tiger Lily?
485
00:33:32,750 --> 00:33:35,042
The top of your head, eh?
486
00:33:41,833 --> 00:33:44,749
We'll never get in there, Roy.
There are too many disco boys.
487
00:33:44,750 --> 00:33:47,832
Look, amazing's in there.
I saw him go in.
488
00:33:47,833 --> 00:33:49,832
There's never
any evil trios, are there?
489
00:33:49,833 --> 00:33:54,249
No, they've all got to travel
in gangs like little babies.
490
00:33:54,250 --> 00:33:57,708
Maybe it's time to level
the playing field. How?
491
00:33:59,125 --> 00:34:01,374
I'm talking about recruiting.
492
00:34:01,375 --> 00:34:05,291
There's plenty of guys out there who
would kill to get in on our action.
493
00:34:05,292 --> 00:34:07,791
Plenty of posers, you mean.
Yeah, maybe a few.
494
00:34:07,792 --> 00:34:10,916
But there's got to be a couple of
guys out there, you know, like...
495
00:34:10,917 --> 00:34:13,041
Like a human torch
before he hit.
496
00:34:13,042 --> 00:34:16,749
Or like a guy who can shoot
stinging foam into your eyes...
497
00:34:16,750 --> 00:34:18,916
Or something like that.
498
00:34:18,917 --> 00:34:23,374
Well, hmm... well, there's the
sphinx, of course. The what?
499
00:34:23,375 --> 00:34:25,957
The sphinx. I know this guy.
500
00:34:25,958 --> 00:34:29,416
Big crime fighter from down south.
Big-league hitter down there.
501
00:34:29,417 --> 00:34:32,332
- What's his power?
- He's terribly mysterious.
502
00:34:32,333 --> 00:34:34,666
That's it? That's his power?
503
00:34:34,667 --> 00:34:36,791
He's mysterious?
504
00:34:36,792 --> 00:34:40,499
Terribly mysterious.
Plus, he can, like,
505
00:34:40,500 --> 00:34:43,166
cut guns in half with his mind.
506
00:34:43,167 --> 00:34:44,749
Really? I think.
507
00:34:44,750 --> 00:34:46,457
I hadn't heard that.
508
00:34:46,458 --> 00:34:48,416
We'll track this sphinx down.
509
00:34:48,417 --> 00:34:50,833
Meantime, I have an idea
where we can get another guy.
510
00:34:52,167 --> 00:34:55,041
I'm free for lunch tomorrow.
How about you?
511
00:34:55,042 --> 00:34:57,667
Nothing I couldn't move around.
512
00:35:09,708 --> 00:35:11,666
Listen, uh, why don't
you guys go on ahead?
513
00:35:11,667 --> 00:35:14,582
I gotta take care of something.
514
00:35:14,583 --> 00:35:16,583
Oh, I see.
515
00:35:27,250 --> 00:35:29,457
Good cause there,
saving homeless animals.
516
00:35:29,458 --> 00:35:31,832
Yeah.
517
00:35:31,833 --> 00:35:33,375
Ooh, hog queen?
518
00:35:34,708 --> 00:35:38,082
- What?
- You're into motorcycles.
519
00:35:38,083 --> 00:35:41,374
Oh. No, not really. Oh.
520
00:35:41,375 --> 00:35:43,500
'Cause I got a motorcycle.
521
00:35:44,792 --> 00:35:47,582
- Yeah, what kind?
- It's a Harley.
522
00:35:47,583 --> 00:35:49,749
A Harley.
523
00:35:49,750 --> 00:35:54,249
Compatible. It's a Harley compatible.
Basically, the same engineer.
524
00:35:54,250 --> 00:35:56,082
Uh, hey, look,
525
00:35:56,083 --> 00:35:58,083
I hope we're cool
about last night.
526
00:36:00,083 --> 00:36:01,707
Last night? Like I said,
527
00:36:01,708 --> 00:36:05,582
I was kind of in
scary mode back there.
528
00:36:05,583 --> 00:36:09,457
Sometimes that comes off a
little threatening or whatever.
529
00:36:09,458 --> 00:36:11,374
I don't find you threatening.
530
00:36:11,375 --> 00:36:14,457
Oh, well, you're... you're very,
uh... you're very, uh, kind.
531
00:36:14,458 --> 00:36:17,166
At all.
532
00:36:17,167 --> 00:36:18,958
Listen, I still feel like...
533
00:36:19,000 --> 00:36:23,207
I should make it up to you
somehow, just in some way.
534
00:36:23,208 --> 00:36:26,541
I feel like I should take you out to dinner
or something to make up for being so scary...
535
00:36:26,542 --> 00:36:28,458
Or whatever. I'm really busy.
536
00:36:34,083 --> 00:36:36,374
Right.
537
00:36:36,375 --> 00:36:39,500
Our little chess game continues.
538
00:36:41,000 --> 00:36:42,749
Yeah?
539
00:36:42,750 --> 00:36:44,957
We're looking for the one
they call "the invisible boy."
540
00:36:44,958 --> 00:36:47,082
Wow.
541
00:36:47,083 --> 00:36:49,416
All my life,
I've been ignored by people,
542
00:36:49,417 --> 00:36:52,124
and finally, after years
of being overlooked,
543
00:36:52,125 --> 00:36:55,666
I found I have the power
to disappear.
544
00:36:55,667 --> 00:36:59,582
It's real ironic how it happened
'cause... can we come in?
545
00:36:59,583 --> 00:37:02,457
Well, yeah, sure. Come on.
Thank you.
546
00:37:02,458 --> 00:37:04,917
Hey, dad, I'm going to my room
with three strange men.
547
00:37:08,375 --> 00:37:12,332
And that's pretty much it.
So let me get this straight.
548
00:37:12,333 --> 00:37:16,499
You do have the ability
to become invisible? Yes.
549
00:37:16,500 --> 00:37:18,624
But you can't give us
a demonstration?
550
00:37:18,625 --> 00:37:22,542
No. I can only become invisible
when no one's watching.
551
00:37:23,792 --> 00:37:26,832
So, you're only invisible
to yourself?
552
00:37:26,833 --> 00:37:30,667
No. If I look at myself,
I become visible again.
553
00:37:32,792 --> 00:37:37,250
So, you can only become invisible when
absolutely nobody is watching you?
554
00:37:38,833 --> 00:37:42,916
- Yes.
- Do forgive our incredulity,
555
00:37:42,917 --> 00:37:47,582
but I'm wondering how you can be certain
you've achieved transparency at all?
556
00:37:47,583 --> 00:37:50,292
Well, when you go invisible,
557
00:37:52,167 --> 00:37:53,750
you can feel it.
558
00:37:55,750 --> 00:37:58,582
Okay, I'm leaving. Thanks a lot.
It was nice to have met you.
559
00:37:58,583 --> 00:38:01,707
W-W-Wait, guys. Don't go. Where
you guys going? Wait. Don't go.
560
00:38:01,708 --> 00:38:04,374
Can I come?
561
00:38:04,375 --> 00:38:06,874
Look, no offense, kid,
562
00:38:06,875 --> 00:38:09,457
but we're about to go up against
a really powerful supervillain.
563
00:38:09,458 --> 00:38:11,582
Casanova Frankenstein, okay?
564
00:38:11,583 --> 00:38:14,582
That means we gotta find a lot
of superheroes really quickly.
565
00:38:14,583 --> 00:38:17,249
And to tell you the truth, we have
no idea where to even start, so...
566
00:38:17,250 --> 00:38:19,166
I know tons of superheroes.
567
00:38:19,167 --> 00:38:22,124
I'm sure you know a
lot... no, no, no, seriously.
568
00:38:22,125 --> 00:38:24,666
I'm out there all the time at the
costume shops, martial arts stores...
569
00:38:24,667 --> 00:38:27,457
Talking to guys
and making connections.
570
00:38:27,458 --> 00:38:29,541
If you want to break in,
you gotta network,
571
00:38:29,542 --> 00:38:31,958
and I know how to network.
572
00:38:33,125 --> 00:38:36,249
Uh, sorry, kid. Come on.
573
00:38:36,250 --> 00:38:38,541
Haven't you guys
ever been a kid?
574
00:38:38,542 --> 00:38:42,083
Haven't you guys
ever had a dream?
575
00:38:51,250 --> 00:38:53,374
Let me see. Who else have I met?
There's the pincher.
576
00:38:53,375 --> 00:38:55,582
"Pincher." the pickler.
577
00:38:55,583 --> 00:38:57,958
Princess headbutt.
578
00:38:58,000 --> 00:38:59,582
White flight and the black menace.
They work together.
579
00:38:59,583 --> 00:39:01,249
Slow down, slow down.
580
00:39:01,250 --> 00:39:03,916
Then there's, uh,
professor pink belly...
581
00:39:03,917 --> 00:39:05,957
And lucky Pierre
and the French tickler.
582
00:39:05,958 --> 00:39:08,291
"French tickler."
583
00:39:08,292 --> 00:39:12,166
- And you say you've got all their telephone numbers?
- Yeah, most of them.
584
00:39:12,167 --> 00:39:15,249
We've got to figure out a way to get
them all in one place. Quite right.
585
00:39:15,250 --> 00:39:19,374
- Some kind of a tryout.
- Yes, a tryout.
586
00:39:19,375 --> 00:39:22,332
Throw in a barbecue and a couple
of kegs, they'll all show up.
587
00:39:22,333 --> 00:39:25,166
The mooch factor's
pretty high with this crowd.
588
00:39:25,167 --> 00:39:27,666
A barbecue. That's a good idea.
589
00:39:27,667 --> 00:39:31,457
What? Oh, bugger all,
it's the spleen. Play dead.
590
00:39:31,458 --> 00:39:33,458
- Who's that?
- Turn your head. Don't say anything.
591
00:39:48,500 --> 00:39:50,249
Hiya, fellas.
592
00:39:50,250 --> 00:39:53,957
- Word on the street is you're looking for superheroes.
- Uh-uh.
593
00:39:53,958 --> 00:39:56,124
Not really.
Actually, we're just leaving.
594
00:39:56,125 --> 00:40:00,291
Yes. Rotten luck.
Oh, here we go.
595
00:40:00,292 --> 00:40:01,958
Perfect timing. That's for you.
596
00:40:03,375 --> 00:40:05,832
Hamburger, right?
Yes, thank you.
597
00:40:05,833 --> 00:40:08,332
Enjoy.
598
00:40:08,333 --> 00:40:11,791
Why are you guys always dissing me?
It hurts my feelings.
599
00:40:11,792 --> 00:40:14,166
I'm a superhero too.
I have powers.
600
00:40:14,167 --> 00:40:17,749
- Really? Like what?
- So glad you asked.
601
00:40:17,750 --> 00:40:19,749
Oh, no. Excuse me.
602
00:40:19,750 --> 00:40:23,166
Excuse me. Excuse me.
603
00:40:23,167 --> 00:40:27,624
Well, it all started
when I was just 13 years of age.
604
00:40:27,625 --> 00:40:29,582
One day, while walking
with some friends,
605
00:40:29,583 --> 00:40:32,041
I accidentally cut the cheese.
606
00:40:32,042 --> 00:40:34,832
Well, in my adolescent
awkwardness,
607
00:40:34,833 --> 00:40:38,332
I blamed it on an old gypsy woman
who happened to be passing by.
608
00:40:38,333 --> 00:40:40,958
Big mistake!
609
00:40:41,000 --> 00:40:43,957
The gypsy woman
placed a curse upon my head.
610
00:40:43,958 --> 00:40:46,666
Because I'd smelt it,
611
00:40:46,667 --> 00:40:50,666
she decreed I would for evermore
be he who dealt it!
612
00:40:50,667 --> 00:40:53,582
Let me illustrate.
No, you don't have to.
613
00:40:53,583 --> 00:40:55,375
It's not necessary, really.
614
00:40:56,583 --> 00:41:00,082
Let's see.
615
00:41:00,083 --> 00:41:03,749
Distance: Seven meters.
616
00:41:03,750 --> 00:41:06,291
Air speed: Normal.
617
00:41:06,292 --> 00:41:08,125
Compensate for air conditioning.
618
00:41:10,708 --> 00:41:12,666
- Pull my fingers.
- Don't do it.
619
00:41:12,667 --> 00:41:15,332
Oh, dear god.
620
00:41:26,375 --> 00:41:29,207
Silent but deadly.
621
00:41:29,208 --> 00:41:31,957
- That's good shooting.
- That was amazing!
622
00:41:31,958 --> 00:41:33,957
It's disgusting.
Don't encourage him.
623
00:41:33,958 --> 00:41:37,332
Hey, you guys are recruiting
for superheroes.
624
00:41:37,333 --> 00:41:41,666
Unhand that. Fork it over.
Where you holding the tryouts?
625
00:41:41,667 --> 00:41:46,041
We don't know yet, but as soon as we figure
that out, we'll get in touch immediately.
626
00:41:46,042 --> 00:41:48,791
Bet we'd get a big turnout if we did
it somewhere with a swimming pool.
627
00:41:48,792 --> 00:41:51,207
Hmm. Hmm.
628
00:41:51,208 --> 00:41:53,541
Oh, no. No, no, no, no, no.
629
00:41:53,542 --> 00:41:57,332
Absolutely not. Nope. No.
630
00:42:01,708 --> 00:42:04,832
Oh. I don't deserve this.
631
00:42:04,833 --> 00:42:08,166
I know.
632
00:42:08,167 --> 00:42:11,291
A lot of other men I could have
married, Eddie. Still are. I understand.
633
00:42:11,292 --> 00:42:15,666
If one person vomits in my
pool, I'm gonna divorce you.
634
00:42:15,667 --> 00:42:17,624
That's fair. Mm-hmm.
635
00:42:17,625 --> 00:42:19,167
Come on, kids!
636
00:42:21,750 --> 00:42:24,332
J“ don't stop keep on
doin' what you're doin' j“
637
00:42:24,333 --> 00:42:26,291
j“ gotta keep movin'
don't stop j“j“
638
00:42:26,292 --> 00:42:28,166
state your name and power.
639
00:42:28,167 --> 00:42:30,332
I am the waffler.
640
00:42:30,333 --> 00:42:33,332
With my griddle of justice,
I bash the enemy in the head...
641
00:42:33,333 --> 00:42:36,416
Or I burn them like so.
642
00:42:36,417 --> 00:42:38,582
Don't do that.
643
00:42:38,583 --> 00:42:42,499
I also have my truth syrup,
which is low fat.
644
00:42:42,500 --> 00:42:44,582
And I've been working
on a theme song.
645
00:42:44,583 --> 00:42:47,791
J“ waffle man I am the waffler j“
646
00:42:47,792 --> 00:42:50,916
j“ golden crispy
bad guys are history, yeah j“j“
647
00:42:50,917 --> 00:42:52,457
j“j“
648
00:42:52,458 --> 00:42:54,916
And I'm running.
Just think about it.
649
00:42:54,917 --> 00:42:57,291
Do you have a health plan?
Maybe dental? Eye?
650
00:42:57,292 --> 00:43:00,917
- Next.
- Hi. Uh, I am pencilhead.
651
00:43:01,958 --> 00:43:04,666
And I am son of pencilhead!
652
00:43:04,667 --> 00:43:06,957
We erase crime.
Two generations of...
653
00:43:06,958 --> 00:43:08,457
Right. Yes, thank you.
654
00:43:08,458 --> 00:43:11,332
Did I do all right? Yeah,
I think they liked us.
655
00:43:11,333 --> 00:43:13,832
Now, say...
656
00:43:13,833 --> 00:43:16,291
I'm... the ballerinaman.
657
00:43:16,292 --> 00:43:19,791
- Oh. I don't need to see that.
658
00:43:19,792 --> 00:43:22,292
J“j“
659
00:43:29,667 --> 00:43:31,291
Thanks.
660
00:43:31,292 --> 00:43:32,957
I am... hey!
661
00:43:32,958 --> 00:43:35,541
You copied me. You copied me.
662
00:43:35,542 --> 00:43:37,332
Did not! Liar!
663
00:43:37,333 --> 00:43:39,667
Ladies, now let's play nicely.
664
00:43:49,417 --> 00:43:52,916
J“ whatever happened to all the
heroes j“ I'd say there's potential...
665
00:43:52,917 --> 00:43:55,666
- There.
- I be the bullfighter.
666
00:43:55,667 --> 00:43:58,166
I fight the bull!
667
00:43:58,167 --> 00:44:00,957
Greetings, fellow crime fighters.
I am radio man.
668
00:44:00,958 --> 00:44:03,082
- J“ whatever happened to the heroes j“
- I am squeegee man.
669
00:44:03,083 --> 00:44:05,457
- Do you sense its power?
- Yes.
670
00:44:05,458 --> 00:44:09,666
P.m.s. Avenger. I only work four days
a month. Is there a problem with that?
671
00:44:09,667 --> 00:44:11,749
No. No. No.
672
00:44:11,750 --> 00:44:14,166
No, whatever you say.
We'll get back to you.
673
00:44:14,167 --> 00:44:15,832
Quite all right. Whatever.
674
00:44:15,833 --> 00:44:17,582
Okay, that's it.
675
00:44:17,583 --> 00:44:22,958
J“ no more heroes anymore j“
676
00:44:23,000 --> 00:44:25,916
j“ no more heroes anymore j“
677
00:44:25,917 --> 00:44:28,624
J“ no more heroes anymore j“j“
678
00:44:28,625 --> 00:44:30,791
Well, that was
a complete waste of time.
679
00:44:30,792 --> 00:44:32,667
Like so many things we do.
680
00:44:35,250 --> 00:44:39,124
Hi. Hi, you guys.
Am I too late to try out?
681
00:44:39,125 --> 00:44:41,207
What time is it? I
don't have a watch on.
682
00:44:41,208 --> 00:44:44,707
Yeah. Sorry. You'll have to pretend
to be a superhero somewhere else.
683
00:44:44,708 --> 00:44:47,582
Really? I see.
684
00:44:47,583 --> 00:44:49,417
That's fine.
685
00:45:10,417 --> 00:45:12,250
Look out!
686
00:45:14,208 --> 00:45:15,917
Look out!
687
00:45:19,208 --> 00:45:21,583
Look out!
688
00:45:25,958 --> 00:45:28,958
I guess I'll just have
to take my ball and go home.
689
00:45:29,000 --> 00:45:31,832
No. You can't go. Miss, please.
690
00:45:31,833 --> 00:45:33,749
Where you going?
Wow, that was cool.
691
00:45:33,750 --> 00:45:35,624
One second. Stop her.
692
00:45:35,625 --> 00:45:38,249
Hold on. Stop her. Whoa.
Settle down.
693
00:45:38,250 --> 00:45:40,207
Wow, that was great. My, my, my.
694
00:45:40,208 --> 00:45:42,332
We might be able to squeeze
in one more interview.
695
00:45:42,333 --> 00:45:44,374
Yes, seeing as how you
schlepped your ball all this way.
696
00:45:44,375 --> 00:45:46,957
Appreciate that. Thanks.
You're really good.
697
00:45:46,958 --> 00:45:49,207
What's up? I'm the spleen.
698
00:45:49,208 --> 00:45:52,166
I'm the bowler. How you doing?
699
00:45:52,167 --> 00:45:54,124
You're very attractive.
700
00:45:54,125 --> 00:45:57,249
- It's a different consistency.
- It's ambrosia.
701
00:45:57,250 --> 00:46:00,166
It's different from fruit salad. Why don't
you tell us a little bit about yourself.
702
00:46:00,167 --> 00:46:02,749
Help us understand
why we should choose you...
703
00:46:02,750 --> 00:46:04,749
Over all the other
qualified applicants.
704
00:46:04,750 --> 00:46:07,457
What other qualified applicants?
Eddie, please.
705
00:46:07,458 --> 00:46:11,416
Start at the top.
Where did you get your powers?
706
00:46:11,417 --> 00:46:13,958
Mmm. Uh, I got my powers
from my father.
707
00:46:14,000 --> 00:46:16,291
Oh, okay. Who's he?
708
00:46:16,292 --> 00:46:18,082
Have you ever heard
of carmine the bowler?
709
00:46:18,083 --> 00:46:20,916
Have we ever heard... cor!
710
00:46:20,917 --> 00:46:24,082
Blimey, miss, don't tell us
you're the bowler's daughter.
711
00:46:24,083 --> 00:46:27,166
I seem to remember there being a
little controversy around his death.
712
00:46:27,167 --> 00:46:29,291
That's right. The police
said it was an accident.
713
00:46:29,292 --> 00:46:31,707
He'd come home late one night and
fell down an elevator shaft...
714
00:46:31,708 --> 00:46:34,249
Onto some bullets.
715
00:46:34,250 --> 00:46:36,958
I've always suspected
a bit of foul play.
716
00:46:37,000 --> 00:46:38,916
As have I.
717
00:46:38,917 --> 00:46:41,124
So now daddy's
little girl is all grown up,
718
00:46:41,125 --> 00:46:43,541
looking for a little revenge,
is that it?
719
00:46:43,542 --> 00:46:45,707
Yeah, that is it. Is
there a problem with that?
720
00:46:45,708 --> 00:46:48,624
- Why don't you tell me?
- I don't know. You tell me.
721
00:46:48,625 --> 00:46:50,207
- Why don't you tell me?
- Why don't you tell me?
722
00:46:50,208 --> 00:46:54,042
Why don't you tell me?
Why don't you tell me?
723
00:46:55,167 --> 00:46:57,125
Ooh.
724
00:46:58,417 --> 00:47:00,666
All right.
You've seen what I can do.
725
00:47:00,667 --> 00:47:02,958
You either want to use
my talents or you don't.
726
00:47:03,000 --> 00:47:05,791
If you don't, I seek another
cabal, and we do it that way.
727
00:47:05,792 --> 00:47:08,374
We need you. We definitely need you.
Indeed.
728
00:47:08,375 --> 00:47:10,624
Bowler... Evelyn...
729
00:47:10,625 --> 00:47:12,749
- Carol.
- Carol.
730
00:47:12,750 --> 00:47:16,124
Will you join
our little ragtag trio?
731
00:47:16,125 --> 00:47:20,791
I think you mean quartet... what are
you talking about? There's five of us.
732
00:47:20,792 --> 00:47:24,541
Hey, first of all, nobody's green lit
any new memberships, so just chill out.
733
00:47:24,542 --> 00:47:26,332
All right?
734
00:47:26,333 --> 00:47:29,457
Granted, you've got a good arm.
I'll give you that.
735
00:47:29,458 --> 00:47:31,541
- But we're in a lead codra...
- Cadre.
736
00:47:31,542 --> 00:47:33,791
You're in. Welcome aboard.
737
00:47:33,792 --> 00:47:36,957
Guys, would you... will you... what?
What's the problem?
738
00:47:36,958 --> 00:47:38,666
Welcome.
739
00:47:38,667 --> 00:47:40,624
- Eddie...
- What?
740
00:47:40,625 --> 00:47:43,457
Nothing. No problem.
Hey, welcome aboard.
741
00:47:43,458 --> 00:47:45,708
Oh!
742
00:47:52,625 --> 00:47:54,749
What's up? Are
spleen and I on the team or not?
743
00:47:54,750 --> 00:47:57,374
In my opinion, which used
to matter around here,
744
00:47:57,375 --> 00:47:59,374
we shouldn't be
flinging memberships...
745
00:47:59,375 --> 00:48:02,124
At every guy who puts together a
pair of matching gloves and boots.
746
00:48:02,125 --> 00:48:04,624
You guys just be sure to jump
in when the action starts.
747
00:48:04,625 --> 00:48:08,207
You do your share, we'll
keep you around. Maybe.
748
00:48:08,208 --> 00:48:11,666
So you're a British man who
converted to islam like cat Stevens?
749
00:48:11,667 --> 00:48:16,916
No. Until the early part of this century,
India was part of the British empire,
750
00:48:16,917 --> 00:48:19,457
whose government there
was called the British raj,
751
00:48:19,458 --> 00:48:21,707
after the hindi word
for "sovereignty."
752
00:48:21,708 --> 00:48:24,457
Furthermore... wait.
So sorry. What?
753
00:48:24,458 --> 00:48:26,791
Dad...
754
00:48:26,792 --> 00:48:28,791
No, he's not a commie
nor a fruit.
755
00:48:28,792 --> 00:48:30,583
Sorry.
756
00:48:32,750 --> 00:48:35,082
His ignorance embarrasses me.
757
00:48:35,083 --> 00:48:38,582
Sorry, but am I to understand you've
inserted your father's skull...
758
00:48:38,583 --> 00:48:40,749
Inside of that ball for bowling?
759
00:48:40,750 --> 00:48:43,083
No. Guy at the pro shop did it.
760
00:48:45,792 --> 00:48:51,249
That was Casanova's limo. You bet your sweet
bippy it was. Let's turn this sucker around!
761
00:48:51,250 --> 00:48:53,083
He's probably got amazing
in there.
762
00:48:56,917 --> 00:48:58,916
Here we go.
763
00:48:58,917 --> 00:49:02,000
I feel carsick. Great.
764
00:49:04,042 --> 00:49:07,457
So tell me, Tony, who can we count
on seeing at my banquet tomorrow?
765
00:49:07,458 --> 00:49:09,832
All the top gangs
are gonna be there, cas.
766
00:49:09,833 --> 00:49:11,667
They wanna know
what you got up your sleeve.
767
00:49:15,333 --> 00:49:19,042
Mr. Casanova,
I think we're being followed.
768
00:49:35,833 --> 00:49:37,875
Let us say hello.
769
00:49:40,500 --> 00:49:42,667
Oops.
770
00:49:44,667 --> 00:49:46,957
What's he doing?
771
00:49:46,958 --> 00:49:49,124
He's either very smart
or very dumb.
772
00:50:04,625 --> 00:50:06,832
Hello.
773
00:50:06,833 --> 00:50:09,124
I would like a double burger
with the large fries.
774
00:50:09,125 --> 00:50:14,041
Do you boys want something to drink?
775
00:50:14,042 --> 00:50:16,957
We think you did something bad
to captain amazing.
776
00:50:16,958 --> 00:50:19,041
We would like you
to tell us where he is.
777
00:50:19,042 --> 00:50:22,499
Captain who? This name does
not ring any bells with me.
778
00:50:22,500 --> 00:50:24,916
I don't like your tone,
frankenpuss.
779
00:50:24,917 --> 00:50:27,916
Do yourself a favor
and don't punch my clock.
780
00:50:27,917 --> 00:50:29,957
I'm a pantera's box
you do not want to open.
781
00:50:29,958 --> 00:50:31,666
It is pandora.
782
00:50:31,667 --> 00:50:34,291
Uh, please don't correct me.
783
00:50:34,292 --> 00:50:36,082
It sickens me.
784
00:50:36,083 --> 00:50:38,249
You guys never learn, do you?
785
00:50:38,250 --> 00:50:41,291
Apparently we don't, ass.
786
00:50:41,292 --> 00:50:44,332
- I know you.
- You don't know me.
787
00:50:44,333 --> 00:50:46,541
You knew my father. Sal.
788
00:50:46,542 --> 00:50:47,832
Carmine. Carmine.
789
00:50:47,833 --> 00:50:51,291
Carmine? The bowler?
790
00:50:51,292 --> 00:50:53,791
- Yep.
- You're baby bowler?
791
00:50:53,792 --> 00:50:55,832
- Is that a problem?
- Hello.
792
00:50:55,833 --> 00:50:59,791
I'm the guy that gave
your daddy the shaft.
793
00:50:59,792 --> 00:51:02,791
This is the
last time I'm going to ask you:
794
00:51:02,792 --> 00:51:04,957
Where is captain amazing?
795
00:51:04,958 --> 00:51:08,417
Und a diet Pepsi
with a little bit of ice.
796
00:51:12,917 --> 00:51:14,708
Hey, shove!
797
00:51:22,208 --> 00:51:24,457
Okay, boys, let's go.
798
00:51:24,458 --> 00:51:26,667
- - Fork yourself!
- Whoa!
799
00:51:32,417 --> 00:51:34,833
Pull!
800
00:51:52,333 --> 00:51:54,457
Come on, Roy.
Let's get out of here.
801
00:51:54,458 --> 00:51:57,249
Come on, furious! Let's go!
802
00:51:57,250 --> 00:51:59,374
People who live
in glass houses, shouldn't.
803
00:51:59,375 --> 00:52:01,749
Because this is what happens!
804
00:52:01,750 --> 00:52:04,666
Come on! That's enough!
805
00:52:04,667 --> 00:52:06,417
Come on. Get out of the way.
806
00:52:08,417 --> 00:52:10,499
J“ the roof is on fire the roof j“
807
00:52:10,500 --> 00:52:13,916
j“ the roof the roof is on fire j“
808
00:52:13,917 --> 00:52:18,791
j“ we don't need no water
we don't need no water j“j“
809
00:52:18,792 --> 00:52:21,750
here comes daddy.
810
00:52:33,042 --> 00:52:36,500
Go, go, go!
811
00:52:53,958 --> 00:52:57,832
I would like to toast
our first straight-out victory.
812
00:52:57,833 --> 00:52:59,707
Stunning victory. Hear! Hear!
813
00:52:59,708 --> 00:53:01,666
Be that as it may, the relationship
you have with your mother...
814
00:53:01,667 --> 00:53:03,624
Affects every other dynamic
in your life.
815
00:53:03,625 --> 00:53:06,791
It's impossible... what? What?
It's true, quite true.
816
00:53:06,792 --> 00:53:10,207
Yes, a father's role is vital in a
child's life as well. I know this.
817
00:53:10,208 --> 00:53:12,958
No, I'm not disrespecting you.
818
00:53:13,000 --> 00:53:17,291
You have to respect me too. You have to
allow me to have conversations in a bar...
819
00:53:17,292 --> 00:53:19,707
And talk to my new friends.
820
00:53:19,708 --> 00:53:21,916
Anyway, I'm an adult now.
821
00:53:21,917 --> 00:53:24,166
Do you want to go
back in the bag?
822
00:53:24,167 --> 00:53:27,166
Is that how we're gonna do it now?
You make the rules.
823
00:53:27,167 --> 00:53:28,958
If you don't zip it...
824
00:53:34,083 --> 00:53:36,332
Sheesh.
825
00:53:36,333 --> 00:53:39,332
I was going to say that
parents can be quite problematic.
826
00:53:39,333 --> 00:53:41,416
Tell me about it.
827
00:53:44,625 --> 00:53:46,957
There's not enough
beer in the world, spleen.
828
00:53:46,958 --> 00:53:50,041
I'm 3 o rry. I'm 3 o rry
829
00:53:50,042 --> 00:53:52,457
- it's okay. It's okay.
- Listen.
830
00:53:52,458 --> 00:53:53,624
You've got to live in truth.
Correct?
831
00:53:53,625 --> 00:53:58,332
The woman's a tiger.
832
00:54:02,417 --> 00:54:04,707
Barkeep, another round...
833
00:54:04,708 --> 00:54:08,707
For my sweet team
of superfriends.
834
00:54:08,708 --> 00:54:10,499
Barkeep, another round...
835
00:54:10,500 --> 00:54:13,791
For the super... super bellies.
836
00:54:13,792 --> 00:54:16,207
- Yes, to all of us.
- Yay!
837
00:54:16,208 --> 00:54:18,249
Hear! Hear! That's what's
so cool about this team.
838
00:54:18,250 --> 00:54:22,374
Everyone has their own powers for
all these different situations.
839
00:54:22,375 --> 00:54:26,042
Pull my finger.
840
00:54:30,208 --> 00:54:33,707
- What?
- I was just thinking.
841
00:54:33,708 --> 00:54:37,792
I was wondering when we
might see your super power.
842
00:54:39,083 --> 00:54:42,167
It'll happen, kid. Don't worry.
843
00:54:44,917 --> 00:54:47,916
I say, “sabatage.” "Sabatage"?
844
00:54:47,917 --> 00:54:50,374
The shoveler is hammered!
845
00:54:50,375 --> 00:54:54,791
The shoveler is
hammered! The shoveler is hammered!
846
00:54:54,792 --> 00:54:57,667
J“j“
847
00:55:00,542 --> 00:55:02,791
So what's the name of this team?
848
00:55:02,792 --> 00:55:07,374
- How about the super squad?
- How about the six dead guys in their stupid costumes?
849
00:55:07,375 --> 00:55:11,291
No, no, no. The magnificent dead guys.
How about that?
850
00:55:11,292 --> 00:55:13,249
What about the
legendary super freaks?
851
00:55:13,250 --> 00:55:15,583
Way too positive.
They totaled our car.
852
00:55:24,708 --> 00:55:27,667
Ready? Ready!
853
00:55:29,500 --> 00:55:31,333
[Tony p 1 aim. Aim!
854
00:55:32,792 --> 00:55:34,416
I love you!
855
00:55:34,417 --> 00:55:35,625
Fire!
856
00:55:38,500 --> 00:55:40,833
Huh? What?
857
00:55:43,958 --> 00:55:48,707
Okay, okay. Six very nearly dead
guys with a temporary reprieve.
858
00:55:48,708 --> 00:55:51,249
That's it. That's your name.
Six jive turkeys.
859
00:55:51,250 --> 00:55:54,207
- Dig, man?
- Yeah! Dig, man!
860
00:55:54,208 --> 00:55:58,707
That's your name. Kill
you later, superlosers!
861
00:56:03,417 --> 00:56:07,124
Criminy. You're the sphinx.
862
00:56:07,125 --> 00:56:08,958
And you are fools.
863
00:56:09,000 --> 00:56:11,124
Tonight...
864
00:56:11,125 --> 00:56:13,124
You proved...
865
00:56:13,125 --> 00:56:16,082
Your inexperience.
866
00:56:16,083 --> 00:56:19,666
The wise man knows
that he is weakest...
867
00:56:19,667 --> 00:56:22,499
When he thinks himself strong.
868
00:56:22,500 --> 00:56:24,082
Whoa.
869
00:56:24,083 --> 00:56:26,082
Mysterious.
870
00:56:26,083 --> 00:56:27,791
Terribly mysterious.
871
00:56:27,792 --> 00:56:30,041
Casanova Frankenstein...
872
00:56:30,042 --> 00:56:31,957
Is no ordinary villain.
873
00:56:31,958 --> 00:56:33,957
To fight him,
874
00:56:33,958 --> 00:56:37,916
you must have
extraordinary skill.
875
00:56:37,917 --> 00:56:40,541
Oh, thank you. Thank you for
that little piece of information.
876
00:56:40,542 --> 00:56:43,874
I wouldn't have thought we needed
extraordinary... Excuse me!
877
00:56:43,875 --> 00:56:45,976
- Does anybody have any manners? Do you mind?
- I don't know.
878
00:56:46,000 --> 00:56:47,582
- Do I?
- I don't know. Do you? - Do I?
879
00:56:47,583 --> 00:56:48,976
- Why don't you tell me?
- Why don't you tell me?
880
00:56:49,000 --> 00:56:50,499
- Why don't you tell me?
- Why don't you tell me?
881
00:56:50,500 --> 00:56:52,374
- I don't know. You tell me.
- Do I mind what? Do I?
882
00:56:52,375 --> 00:56:56,416
- Silence!
- Hey, hey. We'll have to separate you two.
883
00:56:56,417 --> 00:56:59,041
Is that what you want?
You want to be separated?
884
00:56:59,042 --> 00:57:00,375
He started it.
885
00:57:02,125 --> 00:57:06,582
You must be like the wolf pack,
886
00:57:06,583 --> 00:57:10,124
not like the six-pack.
887
00:57:10,125 --> 00:57:11,832
Teamwork. Yes!
888
00:57:11,833 --> 00:57:15,832
You are not ready to face
so great an enemy,
889
00:57:15,833 --> 00:57:20,416
not until you have vanquished
the enemy within yourselves.
890
00:57:20,417 --> 00:57:22,666
Yes!
891
00:57:22,667 --> 00:57:28,457
It's cool, isn't it? It goes right up
to the point of being, like, confusing.
892
00:57:28,458 --> 00:57:32,582
It's leadership.
It's what we've been missing.
893
00:57:32,583 --> 00:57:34,958
Yes, I quite agree.
894
00:57:35,000 --> 00:57:38,957
Sphinx, will you guide our motley
little gang of men-at-arms?
895
00:57:38,958 --> 00:57:41,541
Hey, hey, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Wait a minute.
896
00:57:41,542 --> 00:57:43,832
Are you serious? Come on.
897
00:57:43,833 --> 00:57:45,916
Will you shape us, mold us?
898
00:57:45,917 --> 00:57:48,957
Please unify
us and make us whole.
899
00:57:48,958 --> 00:57:51,416
To learn my teachings,
900
00:57:51,417 --> 00:57:56,332
I must first teach you
how to learn.
901
00:58:07,708 --> 00:58:10,249
Learn to hide your strikes
from your opponent,
902
00:58:10,250 --> 00:58:12,875
and you'll more easily
strike his hide.
903
00:58:14,667 --> 00:58:18,207
Ooh.
904
00:58:18,208 --> 00:58:21,083
I did it!
905
00:58:22,667 --> 00:58:25,957
How many weapons do you wield?
Just one, sphinx.
906
00:58:25,958 --> 00:58:29,416
No. The fist, the knee,
the elbow, the head!
907
00:58:29,417 --> 00:58:31,416
You must lash out
with every limb...
908
00:58:31,417 --> 00:58:33,125
Like the octopus
who plays the drums.
909
00:58:38,625 --> 00:58:40,916
Why am I doing this again?
910
00:58:40,917 --> 00:58:43,249
When you can balance
a tack hammer on your head,
911
00:58:43,250 --> 00:58:45,583
you will head off your toes
will a balanced attack.
912
00:58:47,375 --> 00:58:49,750
And why am I wearing
the watermelon on my feet?
913
00:58:57,708 --> 00:58:59,917
I don't remember
telling you to do that.
914
00:59:02,625 --> 00:59:05,082
Wait a minute.
Wait a minute. Wait.
915
00:59:05,083 --> 00:59:06,958
Wait. Wait a...
916
00:59:09,958 --> 00:59:12,124
J“ hey, now you're an all-star j“
917
00:59:12,125 --> 00:59:14,457
j“ get your game on go play j“
918
00:59:14,458 --> 00:59:18,124
ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! - J“ and
all that glitters is gold j“
919
00:59:18,125 --> 00:59:23,000
j“ only shooting stars break
the mold j“j“
920
00:59:24,458 --> 00:59:26,874
I believe in my powers.
921
00:59:26,875 --> 00:59:29,416
I believe in my powers.
922
00:59:29,417 --> 00:59:32,916
I believe in the powers
of my teammates.
923
00:59:32,917 --> 00:59:36,124
I believe in
the powers of my teammates.
924
00:59:36,125 --> 00:59:38,832
I trust in my powers.
925
00:59:38,833 --> 00:59:40,874
I trust in my powers.
926
00:59:40,875 --> 00:59:43,916
I trust in the powers
of my teammates.
927
00:59:43,917 --> 00:59:47,250
I trust in the
powers of my teammates.
928
00:59:49,208 --> 00:59:52,332
This team must learn
to work together...
929
00:59:52,333 --> 00:59:56,292
Or, Mark my words,
it will be torn apart!
930
00:59:57,583 --> 01:00:01,416
Now, gather round.
931
01:00:01,417 --> 01:00:04,124
Gather round.
Embrace one another.
932
01:00:04,125 --> 01:00:07,249
Gather round.
Embrace one another quickly.
933
01:00:07,250 --> 01:00:08,583
Roy.
934
01:00:12,542 --> 01:00:14,749
Why do you stand aside
while the others practice?
935
01:00:14,750 --> 01:00:16,874
"Practice“?
936
01:00:16,875 --> 01:00:19,249
That's not practicing.
That's group hugging.
937
01:00:19,250 --> 01:00:22,207
We should be busting in
on Casanova right now.
938
01:00:22,208 --> 01:00:26,292
He who questions training, only
trains himself at asking questions.
939
01:00:28,500 --> 01:00:29,917
What?
940
01:00:35,792 --> 01:00:38,041
Who was looking
for the pinking shears?
941
01:00:38,042 --> 01:00:39,874
Oh, that was me.
942
01:00:39,875 --> 01:00:45,166
Ah, yes, work well on
your new costumes, my friends.
943
01:00:45,167 --> 01:00:48,207
For when you care
for what is outside,
944
01:00:48,208 --> 01:00:51,207
what is inside cares for you.
945
01:00:51,208 --> 01:00:53,416
You know, the clock
is ticking here.
946
01:00:53,417 --> 01:00:56,874
Are we gonna sew dresses all day
or are we gonna rescue amazing?
947
01:00:56,875 --> 01:00:59,957
I need a thimble. Does
anybody... Patience, my son.
948
01:00:59,958 --> 01:01:02,207
To summon your power
for the conflict to come,
949
01:01:02,208 --> 01:01:05,624
you must first have power
over that which conflicts you.
950
01:01:05,625 --> 01:01:09,416
Okay, am I the only one who finds
these sayings just a little formulaic?
951
01:01:09,417 --> 01:01:11,958
"If you want to push something
down, you have to pull it up.“
952
01:01:12,000 --> 01:01:14,457
"if you want to go left,
you have to go right."
953
01:01:14,458 --> 01:01:18,916
Your temper is very quick, my friend,
but until you learn to master your rage...
954
01:01:18,917 --> 01:01:21,167
Your rage
will become your master?
955
01:01:22,542 --> 01:01:25,374
That's what you were
gonna say, right? Right?
956
01:01:25,375 --> 01:01:27,249
Not necessarily.
957
01:01:27,250 --> 01:01:30,082
Okay, you know what?
That's it. I'm outta here.
958
01:01:30,083 --> 01:01:33,374
Thanks for all the advice, Mr. Mysterioso,
but it's time to get busy with it.
959
01:01:33,375 --> 01:01:36,124
Come on, Eddie. Let's go.
No, Roy.
960
01:01:36,125 --> 01:01:39,291
- I think he's getting results.
- Yeah, and the biggest one is that we're all outta here.
961
01:01:39,292 --> 01:01:42,874
Come on, Jeff. Let's peel some wheelies.
Let's go.
962
01:01:42,875 --> 01:01:44,916
I don't want
to leave the sphinx.
963
01:01:44,917 --> 01:01:47,874
Okay, how about
the rest of you, huh?
964
01:01:47,875 --> 01:01:51,166
You want to play Suzy homemaker with captain
conundrum or do you want to be superheroes?
965
01:01:51,167 --> 01:01:52,208
Shut up.
966
01:01:59,417 --> 01:02:02,917
Okay, I don't need a compass to
tell me which way the wind shines.
967
01:02:04,750 --> 01:02:08,624
Roy, let's talk about this. No,
Eddie, let's not talk about it!
968
01:02:08,625 --> 01:02:11,041
You wanna sit here and make Halloween
outfits with little red riding hood,
969
01:02:11,042 --> 01:02:13,333
or you wanna
take care of business?
970
01:02:15,833 --> 01:02:19,417
Well, I guess from now on I
ride in a wolf pack... of one.
971
01:02:28,250 --> 01:02:29,916
We should go after him.
972
01:02:29,917 --> 01:02:32,332
- He's okay.
- Just let him go. He's a baby.
973
01:02:32,333 --> 01:02:34,332
- We've never gone into battle without him.
- Oh, geez.
974
01:02:34,333 --> 01:02:37,041
- If you love him so much, why don't you marry him?
- Why don't you marry him?
975
01:02:37,042 --> 01:02:39,207
- Why don't you?
- Why don't you? - Why don't you?
976
01:02:39,208 --> 01:02:40,916
Bowler, shoveler, please!
977
01:02:40,917 --> 01:02:46,166
Sphinx, what wisdom can you give us
in this, our most beclouded hour?
978
01:02:46,167 --> 01:02:47,917
Yeah, what do we do?
979
01:02:49,208 --> 01:02:52,041
The laws of manpower
can be replaced...
980
01:02:52,042 --> 01:02:54,958
By the addition of firepower.
981
01:02:55,000 --> 01:02:57,874
Oh. Well, I won't use guns.
982
01:02:57,875 --> 01:03:00,832
I've been clear about that.
He won't even use a knife.
983
01:03:00,833 --> 01:03:03,582
You're not going to start with
that meshugas again, are you?
984
01:03:03,583 --> 01:03:05,957
Casanova will have many weapons.
985
01:03:05,958 --> 01:03:10,417
To beat him, you will have to have
more than forks and flatulence.
986
01:03:14,667 --> 01:03:16,083
Heller.
987
01:03:23,750 --> 01:03:27,832
"Dr. A. Heller.
Weapons designer.
988
01:03:27,833 --> 01:03:30,832
Innovator, inventor,
world changer."
989
01:03:30,833 --> 01:03:34,708
J“j“
990
01:03:38,958 --> 01:03:41,917
J“j“
991
01:03:47,875 --> 01:03:51,958
J“j“
992
01:03:52,000 --> 01:03:54,457
Why does he live
in a deserted amusement park?
993
01:03:54,458 --> 01:03:56,874
Because he's
an eccentric genius.
994
01:03:56,875 --> 01:03:59,749
I'll take point. You two flank.
Let's triangulate.
995
01:03:59,750 --> 01:04:02,500
Equilateral or isosceles?
Just go.
996
01:04:18,417 --> 01:04:20,750
Who would want
to rent a chicken?
997
01:04:23,458 --> 01:04:26,458
It's weird in here.
It's scary and weird.
998
01:04:37,417 --> 01:04:39,791
Oh, there's another chicken.
999
01:04:39,792 --> 01:04:42,208
Crazy chicken world.
1000
01:04:53,208 --> 01:04:54,874
Dr. Heller?
1001
01:04:54,875 --> 01:04:56,124
Whoa, whoa!
1002
01:04:56,125 --> 01:04:57,792
We come in peace.
1003
01:04:59,333 --> 01:05:01,166
Shovel head?
1004
01:05:01,167 --> 01:05:03,916
The shoveler. Yes, sir. We
met at the old folks' home.
1005
01:05:03,917 --> 01:05:07,291
Of course. Fork man?
1006
01:05:07,292 --> 01:05:10,666
No, I'm the spleen. If you want to
know what my power is, pull my finger.
1007
01:05:10,667 --> 01:05:13,541
Please, don't! No, sir, don't.
1008
01:05:13,542 --> 01:05:16,916
Dr. Heller, we're on a mission.
We've come for weapons.
1009
01:05:16,917 --> 01:05:20,666
Shouldn't we see a diploma
or something first?
1010
01:05:20,667 --> 01:05:24,083
You came to the right place, baby.
Step into my office.
1011
01:05:27,625 --> 01:05:29,458
Where are your friends?
1012
01:05:30,792 --> 01:05:32,957
What friends?
1013
01:05:32,958 --> 01:05:37,874
Your friends. I thought you guys
were in a... club or something.
1014
01:05:37,875 --> 01:05:39,624
You mean a team? A super team?
1015
01:05:39,625 --> 01:05:41,624
Yeah.
1016
01:05:41,625 --> 01:05:46,124
Well, apparently, it's now, like,
the super sphinx team or something.
1017
01:05:46,125 --> 01:05:48,750
- You had a falling out?
- Yeah, kind of.
1018
01:05:51,375 --> 01:05:53,749
Is it okay if
I just have the coffee?
1019
01:05:53,750 --> 01:05:55,583
I'm not very hungry. Sure.
1020
01:05:58,833 --> 01:06:01,458
Hey, um,
1021
01:06:02,708 --> 01:06:04,916
what time do you get off work?
1022
01:06:04,917 --> 01:06:06,916
Half hour.
1023
01:06:06,917 --> 01:06:08,707
Why?
1024
01:06:08,708 --> 01:06:12,207
Uh, no reason. I was just
thinking maybe I could, uh...
1025
01:06:12,208 --> 01:06:14,666
It might be a good idea
if I walked you home.
1026
01:06:14,667 --> 01:06:17,832
'Cause the city's been
real, real dangerous...
1027
01:06:17,833 --> 01:06:19,832
Since amazing went M.I.A.
1028
01:06:19,833 --> 01:06:21,583
And, uh, um...
1029
01:06:23,208 --> 01:06:25,707
I've been working
on some jujitsu moves that...
1030
01:06:25,708 --> 01:06:29,791
You know, just probably be
safer on everybody's part if...
1031
01:06:29,792 --> 01:06:32,791
And also it would be great
to just...
1032
01:06:32,792 --> 01:06:34,667
Walk you home.
1033
01:06:36,667 --> 01:06:38,417
Sure.
1034
01:06:41,583 --> 01:06:43,541
Wow!
1035
01:06:43,542 --> 01:06:47,207
This will even things up
a little bit. What is it?
1036
01:06:47,208 --> 01:06:51,166
Look at this! Pow, pow,
pow! Don't point it at me.
1037
01:06:51,167 --> 01:06:53,874
You're gonna kill somebody.
Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
1038
01:06:53,875 --> 01:06:56,250
Listen, everything here
is nonlethal.
1039
01:06:58,083 --> 01:06:59,417
"Nonlethal"? What?
1040
01:07:00,667 --> 01:07:02,374
I don't make anything
that's deadly.
1041
01:07:02,375 --> 01:07:04,249
Oh, oh, I see, I see.
1042
01:07:04,250 --> 01:07:06,457
How delightfully eccentric,
1043
01:07:06,458 --> 01:07:09,124
while simultaneously being
a complete waste of our time.
1044
01:07:09,125 --> 01:07:11,041
No offense. Shall we?
Thank you, doctor.
1045
01:07:11,042 --> 01:07:13,332
I said good day. See you, doc.
1046
01:07:13,333 --> 01:07:16,957
That is why, in general,
a mad scientist is less desirable...
1047
01:07:16,958 --> 01:07:19,250
Than a garden-variety scientist.
1048
01:07:22,042 --> 01:07:24,375
Incoming!
1049
01:07:28,708 --> 01:07:30,874
- Look out!
- Watch out!
1050
01:07:49,000 --> 01:07:50,583
Ooh.
1051
01:07:53,458 --> 01:07:55,707
Doc, you're a genius.
1052
01:07:55,708 --> 01:07:58,249
A canned tornado, huh?
1053
01:07:58,250 --> 01:08:01,541
Totally nonlethal
but totally effective.
1054
01:08:01,542 --> 01:08:04,832
What is this thing you were
handling before? That's a shrinker.
1055
01:08:04,833 --> 01:08:08,041
How do you know?
Oh, a manual. Cool.
1056
01:08:08,042 --> 01:08:11,832
That's a high-temperature fabric
adhesive liquid projector...
1057
01:08:11,833 --> 01:08:14,583
Based on simple
dry-cleaning technology.
1058
01:08:15,792 --> 01:08:18,291
You aim that at a guy and,
1059
01:08:18,292 --> 01:08:21,749
I'll tell you something, his clothes
get so tight he can't even breathe.
1060
01:08:21,750 --> 01:08:24,707
I can trick that
out with a clamshell holster.
1061
01:08:24,708 --> 01:08:26,749
It comes with
a leather carrying case.
1062
01:08:26,750 --> 01:08:29,957
It's got a wad cutter and a full warranty.
Nicely done.
1063
01:08:29,958 --> 01:08:33,624
What do you call this? Careful, careful.
That's a blame thrower.
1064
01:08:33,625 --> 01:08:36,249
"A blame thrower"?
Oh! Oh! I-I'm sorry.
1065
01:08:36,250 --> 01:08:38,749
Your bad attitude
is hurting this team!
1066
01:08:38,750 --> 01:08:40,666
Stop spitting on me!
I already took a shower!
1067
01:08:40,667 --> 01:08:43,041
You need
another shower 'cause you stink!
1068
01:08:43,042 --> 01:08:45,916
- Want me to get that zit for you?
- Ooh, I'm really shaking!
1069
01:08:45,917 --> 01:08:48,749
I'm sorry! I'm sorry
if I spit all the time!
1070
01:08:48,750 --> 01:08:51,582
Oh...
1071
01:08:51,583 --> 01:08:54,207
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
No, no. No.
1072
01:08:54,208 --> 01:08:57,874
No, no, no. No.
1073
01:08:57,875 --> 01:09:00,874
Doctor, you are a genius.
1074
01:09:00,875 --> 01:09:02,167
That's what the card says.
1075
01:09:03,958 --> 01:09:07,207
I wanna be with them
when they go rescue amazing.
1076
01:09:07,208 --> 01:09:09,207
Why don't you just go back?
1077
01:09:09,208 --> 01:09:11,416
No, I couldn't go back. I just
left this morning. That would be...
1078
01:09:11,417 --> 01:09:14,291
This is my place.
That'd be ridiculous.
1079
01:09:14,292 --> 01:09:16,166
They're your friends.
They'll understand.
1080
01:09:16,167 --> 01:09:19,124
It's clearly what you
wanna do, you know?
1081
01:09:19,125 --> 01:09:21,332
You know,
that actually could work.
1082
01:09:21,333 --> 01:09:23,416
I mean, I'm Mr. Furious, right?
1083
01:09:23,417 --> 01:09:25,499
I'm unpredictable.
I'm a loose Cannon.
1084
01:09:25,500 --> 01:09:28,624
I go storming off. Why can't
I come storming back? Huh?
1085
01:09:28,625 --> 01:09:31,957
- It's all in how you play it, right?
- Or... don't play it.
1086
01:09:31,958 --> 01:09:36,624
Just go back, say you're sorry and
help them save captain amazing.
1087
01:09:36,625 --> 01:09:39,957
You think there's a really
angry way I could say I'm sorry?
1088
01:09:39,958 --> 01:09:41,958
Just 'cause that's kind of my...
1089
01:09:42,000 --> 01:09:44,666
I gotta stick with the anger
thing 'cause people like that.
1090
01:09:48,958 --> 01:09:51,457
Maybe people like you
for who you really are.
1091
01:09:51,458 --> 01:09:53,208
You know?
1092
01:09:55,667 --> 01:09:57,042
Okay, I'm gonna go.
1093
01:10:03,708 --> 01:10:05,625
You should go find your friends.
1094
01:10:17,833 --> 01:10:19,666
Good.
1095
01:10:19,667 --> 01:10:23,666
Now, the three of you
will be like the eagle's claw.
1096
01:10:23,667 --> 01:10:26,707
You will snatch up the hostage
and carry him to safety.
1097
01:10:26,708 --> 01:10:31,292
We three scouts will be like the
eagle's eye: Ever watchful for danger.
1098
01:10:32,833 --> 01:10:35,416
Are you ready? Yes. Ready.
1099
01:10:35,417 --> 01:10:39,874
Then let operation three-eyed,
three-legged eagle begin.
1100
01:10:43,917 --> 01:10:46,166
Shotgun!
1101
01:10:46,167 --> 01:10:49,291
I think not, my friend.
1102
01:10:55,750 --> 01:10:58,916
Crazed silly twit.
1103
01:10:58,917 --> 01:11:00,792
Give me a second.
1104
01:11:04,500 --> 01:11:07,666
Hey. Hey. What's up?
1105
01:11:07,667 --> 01:11:10,082
Not a lot. What's up with you?
1106
01:11:10,083 --> 01:11:11,458
Nothing much.
1107
01:11:14,125 --> 01:11:17,417
Hey, have you seen my address book?
No. What did it look like?
1108
01:11:19,000 --> 01:11:20,749
Uh, it's denim.
1109
01:11:20,750 --> 01:11:23,333
It says “hang loose" on it
with a picture of a kitten.
1110
01:11:24,458 --> 01:11:25,458
No.
1111
01:11:28,375 --> 01:11:30,957
You should probably think
about where you saw it last.
1112
01:11:30,958 --> 01:11:32,667
Right.
1113
01:11:37,750 --> 01:11:41,250
Well, I should probably, um...
1114
01:11:44,708 --> 01:11:49,082
Look, Eddie, there's
something I want to say, okay?
1115
01:11:49,083 --> 01:11:52,832
I'm angry. I'm angry about
being left out of this mission,
1116
01:11:52,833 --> 01:11:54,707
and I'm angry about what's
happening with this team,
1117
01:11:54,708 --> 01:11:57,333
but I'm... i'm...
1118
01:12:00,375 --> 01:12:01,875
Oh, boy.
1119
01:12:04,000 --> 01:12:06,000
Temperature rising.
1120
01:12:07,833 --> 01:12:09,250
Vision blurring.
1121
01:12:10,500 --> 01:12:12,707
Rage taking over.
1122
01:12:12,708 --> 01:12:14,416
Roy, I got an idea.
1123
01:12:14,417 --> 01:12:16,958
- Why don't you come with us?
- Okay.
1124
01:12:17,000 --> 01:12:19,166
Rage subsiding.
1125
01:12:19,167 --> 01:12:22,000
Pulse slowing.
1126
01:12:23,292 --> 01:12:26,083
Anger fading.
1127
01:12:27,500 --> 01:12:30,958
Hoo. That was
quick thinking, Eddie.
1128
01:12:32,583 --> 01:12:36,499
Well, I wouldn't
want anyone to get hurt.
1129
01:12:36,500 --> 01:12:38,666
J“j“
1130
01:12:38,667 --> 01:12:44,874
J“ why must you
record my phone calls? J“
1131
01:12:44,875 --> 01:12:50,375
yeah! J“ are you
planning a bootleg lp? J“
1132
01:12:53,292 --> 01:13:00,207
j“ said you've been
threatened by gangsters j“
1133
01:13:00,208 --> 01:13:06,041
j“ now it's you
that's threatening me j“j“
1134
01:13:06,042 --> 01:13:07,791
drink, drink, drink! Mazel tov!
1135
01:13:07,792 --> 01:13:10,875
J“j“
1136
01:13:13,833 --> 01:13:16,416
Right then. I'll
go and scout out a way in.
1137
01:13:16,417 --> 01:13:19,291
What should the signal
be? Ca-ree. Ca-ree, ca-roo.
1138
01:13:19,292 --> 01:13:21,624
No, no, what about:
"Whip-poor-will, whip-poor-will"?
1139
01:13:21,625 --> 01:13:24,124
No, ca-ree, ca-roo. Yes,
but isn't that better?
1140
01:13:24,125 --> 01:13:27,958
Not interested. Shh, shh!
Enough with the cuckoo!
1141
01:13:28,000 --> 01:13:30,082
We have to find an open window.
That's what I just said.
1142
01:13:30,083 --> 01:13:31,500
Go, go!
1143
01:13:36,125 --> 01:13:39,791
Does everyone have a drink?
1144
01:13:39,792 --> 01:13:42,832
Casanova! You're all good?
1145
01:13:42,833 --> 01:13:47,457
Good. Well, it is
wonderful in my heart...
1146
01:13:47,458 --> 01:13:51,166
To see so many familiar
faces once again.
1147
01:13:51,167 --> 01:13:54,708
The susies...
Assassins from the east.
1148
01:13:56,417 --> 01:14:00,832
The suits... downsizing all
those who dare oppose them.
1149
01:14:00,833 --> 01:14:04,082
Und the furriers...
Always dressed to kill.
1150
01:14:08,958 --> 01:14:13,958
Und the frat boys... still on
probation for lethal hazing.
1151
01:14:14,000 --> 01:14:15,124
Phi zeta!
1152
01:14:15,125 --> 01:14:16,749
Und, of course,
1153
01:14:16,750 --> 01:14:19,582
- the not so goody mob...
- Yeah!
1154
01:14:19,583 --> 01:14:22,332
Putting the rhyme into crime!
1155
01:14:22,333 --> 01:14:24,791
The pleasure's all mine,
Frankenstein.
1156
01:14:24,792 --> 01:14:27,082
We're about to perpetrate some
evil on these champion city people.
1157
01:14:27,083 --> 01:14:30,249
- Rappin', snappin', cappin'.
- Yeah.
1158
01:14:30,250 --> 01:14:34,957
Tonight... we are having quite
a party, a surprise party.
1159
01:14:34,958 --> 01:14:38,166
I have a little something
up my sleeve,
1160
01:14:38,167 --> 01:14:40,874
and I'm not just talking
about the wart on my elbow.
1161
01:14:46,708 --> 01:14:51,124
I have created
a beautiful machine...
1162
01:14:51,125 --> 01:14:54,832
That is going to encourage
our fellow citizens...
1163
01:14:54,833 --> 01:14:58,874
To share my vision of the world!
1164
01:15:00,792 --> 01:15:03,582
Can you dig it? Yeah!
1165
01:15:03,583 --> 01:15:06,416
- Whoo!
- What about captain amazing?
1166
01:15:06,417 --> 01:15:11,791
That is
an excellent question, big tobacco.
1167
01:15:11,792 --> 01:15:16,541
What are we going to do about the greatest
superhero champion city has ever known?
1168
01:15:16,542 --> 01:15:21,707
For the answer,
I want you all to walk this way.
1169
01:15:21,708 --> 01:15:24,666
Dude, can we, uh,
bring the brewskis?
1170
01:15:24,667 --> 01:15:28,124
Yes, of course. You may
absolutely bring the brewskis.
1171
01:15:28,125 --> 01:15:30,542
Yeah!
1172
01:15:36,958 --> 01:15:39,958
Things look pretty quiet to me.
1173
01:15:44,167 --> 01:15:46,166
Hey, invisible boy,
did you just let one go?
1174
01:15:46,167 --> 01:15:48,791
No, no, that wasn't me.
Well, it wasn't me.
1175
01:15:55,125 --> 01:15:57,000
Don't run! He'll shoot!
1176
01:16:06,167 --> 01:16:08,708
Is he doing
what I think he's doing?
1177
01:16:13,833 --> 01:16:17,249
Just go with it.
1178
01:16:17,250 --> 01:16:21,000
J“j“
1179
01:16:26,458 --> 01:16:28,707
Can anybody see anything? Hey!
1180
01:16:28,708 --> 01:16:30,874
Who said, "hey"? Not me.
1181
01:16:30,875 --> 01:16:33,749
Eddie, you don't
have to say, "not me," okay?
1182
01:16:33,750 --> 01:16:37,291
If someone says, "who?" And you
say... hey, morons, over here.
1183
01:16:37,292 --> 01:16:40,291
It's captain amazing!
1184
01:16:40,292 --> 01:16:43,833
- We've been looking for you.
- There's a light switch behind you there. Turn it on.
1185
01:16:46,375 --> 01:16:48,958
- My, my, my.
- Oh, no.
1186
01:16:49,000 --> 01:16:52,041
Well, well. Well,
we meet again, eh, captain?
1187
01:16:52,042 --> 01:16:55,124
We're here to rescue you. Yeah.
1188
01:16:55,125 --> 01:16:57,957
Blue raja.
Do you recall me, sir?
1189
01:16:57,958 --> 01:17:01,832
Master of silverware. You told me to keep
up the good work after the red eye skirmish.
1190
01:17:01,833 --> 01:17:06,041
I meet so many people in this
business, but I think so.
1191
01:17:06,042 --> 01:17:08,707
Could you two locate the master
ignition switch on the main console?
1192
01:17:08,708 --> 01:17:12,332
Maybe you could open that up. Have you out
in two shakes of a iamb's tail, captain.
1193
01:17:12,333 --> 01:17:14,249
Frightfully uncomfortable.
Great.
1194
01:17:14,250 --> 01:17:16,976
How does this work? I've
seen one of these. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1195
01:17:17,000 --> 01:17:20,207
You gotta push this
thing in and twist it.
1196
01:17:20,208 --> 01:17:22,082
Don't force it!
She's right, my little friend.
1197
01:17:22,083 --> 01:17:25,416
This contraption is, in fact,
a weapon of mass destruction.
1198
01:17:25,417 --> 01:17:28,207
Casanova plans to turn it
against the city at midnight.
1199
01:17:28,208 --> 01:17:30,457
Hey, something's happening.
Something's happening.
1200
01:17:30,458 --> 01:17:35,082
Very good. Now, on the wall to your left
you should see two toggles side-by-side.
1201
01:17:35,083 --> 01:17:37,916
“Toggles"? What do you mean?
You talking about switches?
1202
01:17:37,917 --> 01:17:41,166
I see them, captain. Thank you.
1203
01:17:41,167 --> 01:17:43,791
- Flip the first toggle.
- Flipping.
1204
01:17:43,792 --> 01:17:46,957
Excellent work.
1205
01:17:46,958 --> 01:17:49,332
Now, flip the...
Jolly good work, team!
1206
01:17:49,333 --> 01:17:52,207
- Jolly good!
- Could you just te-te-te... over there, please?
1207
01:17:52,208 --> 01:17:53,375
Of course.
1208
01:17:56,583 --> 01:17:58,791
Sorry.
1209
01:17:58,792 --> 01:18:01,707
Now flip the second toggle.
Do as he says, bowler.
1210
01:18:01,708 --> 01:18:04,291
The man knows what of he speaks.
1211
01:18:04,292 --> 01:18:08,832
Captain, I'm just gonna ask you directly:
Do you know billionaire Lance hunt?
1212
01:18:08,833 --> 01:18:11,916
It's me.
1213
01:18:11,917 --> 01:18:13,957
No, I'm kidding with you.
I've always wanted to do that.
1214
01:18:13,958 --> 01:18:17,249
What's next? I just
told you, flip the second toggle.
1215
01:18:17,250 --> 01:18:20,207
- Again?
- What do you mean?
1216
01:18:20,208 --> 01:18:23,416
Flip the toggle twice? No.
No, no, no.
1217
01:18:23,417 --> 01:18:26,707
No, don't do that. Just flip it
again now, one time. Flip it.
1218
01:18:26,708 --> 01:18:28,791
Does he understand
what I'm asking?
1219
01:18:28,792 --> 01:18:33,249
Hold on a second. Captain, exactly
how many toggle flips, in Toto,
1220
01:18:33,250 --> 01:18:35,249
are involved in this procedure?
1221
01:18:35,250 --> 01:18:38,916
I just... it's... s-seven!
1222
01:18:38,917 --> 01:18:41,124
- "Seven"?
- Flip it!
1223
01:18:41,125 --> 01:18:44,416
Seven? Hold the phone.
Everybody, hold the phone.
1224
01:18:44,417 --> 01:18:46,249
You phrased that incorrectly.
1225
01:18:46,250 --> 01:18:48,666
We need to know how many
toggle flips are needed,
1226
01:18:48,667 --> 01:18:51,582
not counting the gratuitous toggle
flip you may have asked for...
1227
01:18:51,583 --> 01:18:53,207
In a moment of panic. Flip it!
1228
01:18:53,208 --> 01:18:55,874
I... okay, you know what?
Could we just start again?
1229
01:18:55,875 --> 01:18:58,082
Is there some sort of
reset button on this thing?
1230
01:18:58,083 --> 01:19:00,666
No, you little freak,
there's no button for resetting.
1231
01:19:00,667 --> 01:19:03,916
Flip the switch, lady. Don't stare at me.
Lift your left arm. Flip it, you moron!
1232
01:19:03,917 --> 01:19:06,374
Whoa. I am not a moron.
You're a moron!
1233
01:19:06,375 --> 01:19:08,749
Do not call her a moron. That's not cool.
Thank you.
1234
01:19:08,750 --> 01:19:12,082
- I will do it! I'll do it!
- Flip the switch! Don't look at me like that!
1235
01:19:12,083 --> 01:19:14,249
It's this one, yes? - -
1236
01:19:14,250 --> 01:19:15,499
Uh-oh!
1237
01:19:15,500 --> 01:19:17,583
Wrong switch.
1238
01:19:34,667 --> 01:19:37,499
Everybody heard me say
"reset button," right?
1239
01:19:37,500 --> 01:19:40,749
Oh, my god. Oh, my
god, we killed him.
1240
01:19:40,750 --> 01:19:42,542
What do you mean “we"?
I was right here.
1241
01:19:57,792 --> 01:19:59,625
I'm gonna check his pulse.
1242
01:20:04,583 --> 01:20:07,582
I don't think he's gonna
pull through.
1243
01:20:07,583 --> 01:20:09,958
Shh. Somebody's coming.
We gotta get outta here.
1244
01:20:10,000 --> 01:20:11,499
Get out of here!
1245
01:20:11,500 --> 01:20:14,499
Everybody should just keep
holding their horses.
1246
01:20:14,500 --> 01:20:16,583
Go, go, go, go, go, go!
1247
01:20:20,500 --> 01:20:22,750
What the hell, man?
1248
01:20:26,833 --> 01:20:28,750
Ew!
1249
01:20:31,958 --> 01:20:34,708
This sucker's dead. - What happened to him?
1250
01:20:36,458 --> 01:20:41,832
As you can see, I have
taken captain amazing...
1251
01:20:41,833 --> 01:20:44,124
Out of the picture.
1252
01:20:44,125 --> 01:20:46,207
It's time for us to rule.
1253
01:20:49,083 --> 01:20:53,082
Tonight at midnight, I'm going
to do to champion city...
1254
01:20:53,083 --> 01:20:56,416
What I have done
to its greatest superhero.
1255
01:20:56,417 --> 01:21:00,457
Und there'll still be time to
go up, get down and boogie.
1256
01:21:02,375 --> 01:21:04,976
- Come on. Let's get out of here.
- Where's captain amazing?
1257
01:21:05,000 --> 01:21:08,124
- There's been a bit of a cock-up.
- Raja murdered him!
1258
01:21:08,125 --> 01:21:11,582
I didn't murder anyone! Guys, I
think we got bigger fish to fry right now.
1259
01:21:11,583 --> 01:21:13,832
What the hell was that machine in there?
I don't know.
1260
01:21:13,833 --> 01:21:15,583
But I know where we
can go to find out.
1261
01:21:22,625 --> 01:21:24,917
The vermin are back, Tony.
1262
01:21:26,708 --> 01:21:29,708
Vermin should be
exterminated, Casanova.
1263
01:21:31,250 --> 01:21:36,124
A fish fork is no match
for my machine!
1264
01:21:36,125 --> 01:21:39,874
But I think we should
take out some insurance.
1265
01:21:39,875 --> 01:21:41,707
Don't you think?
1266
01:21:41,708 --> 01:21:44,082
It's a psychofrakulator.
1267
01:21:44,083 --> 01:21:47,957
It creates a cloud of radically
fluctuating free-deviant chaotrons...
1268
01:21:47,958 --> 01:21:50,666
Which penetrate
the synaptic relays.
1269
01:21:50,667 --> 01:21:54,041
It's concatenated with a
synchronous transport switch...
1270
01:21:54,042 --> 01:21:56,333
That creates
a virtual tributary.
1271
01:21:58,042 --> 01:22:00,207
It's focused onto
a biobolic reflector.
1272
01:22:00,208 --> 01:22:04,667
And-and-and what happens is that
hallucinations become reality...
1273
01:22:06,042 --> 01:22:08,207
And the brain is literally
fried from within.
1274
01:22:08,208 --> 01:22:10,207
- Where would you get something like that?
- I don't know.
1275
01:22:10,208 --> 01:22:12,666
They used to say
it couldn't be built.
1276
01:22:12,667 --> 01:22:15,624
The equations were so complex that most
of the scientists who worked on it...
1277
01:22:15,625 --> 01:22:17,582
Wound up in the insane asylum.
1278
01:22:17,583 --> 01:22:21,416
Which is where Casanova's been
hanging for the last 20 years.
1279
01:22:21,417 --> 01:22:24,124
If he turned that thing on the city,
it'll waste everything in sight.
1280
01:22:24,125 --> 01:22:26,082
- Not "if." When.
- We need captain amazing.
1281
01:22:26,083 --> 01:22:28,874
Yes, but, unfortunately,
we just killed him. So...
1282
01:22:28,875 --> 01:22:31,166
Uh, no, unfortunately,
you killed him.
1283
01:22:31,167 --> 01:22:34,541
Just because you're having problems at home
don't mean you can go around killing people.
1284
01:22:34,542 --> 01:22:38,916
"Oh, sorry. Mummy, sorry. Oh. I'm English.
Oh! I didn't mean it."
1285
01:22:38,917 --> 01:22:41,832
K-i-I-I-e-d. You killed him!
1286
01:22:41,833 --> 01:22:44,957
You killed him. You did. You were
the one who flicked the switch.
1287
01:22:44,958 --> 01:22:47,124
It's the same difference.
He's still dead!
1288
01:22:47,125 --> 01:22:49,875
- Nobody... you did kind of...
- Sphinx!
1289
01:22:51,292 --> 01:22:54,083
Sphinx, what in
heaven's name do we do?
1290
01:22:55,250 --> 01:22:57,207
Sometimes...
1291
01:22:57,208 --> 01:23:01,666
The true hero is the one
with the courage to run away.
1292
01:23:01,667 --> 01:23:04,916
- I like the way this man thinks.
- Let's run.
1293
01:23:04,917 --> 01:23:07,207
We can't run.
1294
01:23:07,208 --> 01:23:09,708
Oh, yes. Oh, yes. It's been
established that we can run.
1295
01:23:12,083 --> 01:23:16,541
This is egg salad. It's loaded with cholesterol.
The wife won't even let me touch it.
1296
01:23:16,542 --> 01:23:21,624
Hardly seems to matter now. 'Cause
chances are, we're already dead.
1297
01:23:21,625 --> 01:23:23,874
Amazing is gone.
1298
01:23:23,875 --> 01:23:26,874
There's no use waiting for the
cavalry, because as of this moment,
1299
01:23:26,875 --> 01:23:29,416
the cavalry is us.
1300
01:23:29,417 --> 01:23:32,916
- Yeah, but I don't wanna get frakulated.
- Psychofrakulated.
1301
01:23:32,917 --> 01:23:35,791
- Still get frakulated.
- This is our fight, whether we like it or not.
1302
01:23:35,792 --> 01:23:39,582
Just we few. We're not
your classic superheroes.
1303
01:23:39,583 --> 01:23:42,874
We're not the favorites.
We're the other guys.
1304
01:23:42,875 --> 01:23:45,750
We're the guys
nobody ever bets on.
1305
01:23:47,417 --> 01:23:50,249
But I'll tell you what I think.
1306
01:23:50,250 --> 01:23:53,624
You and that ball of yours have an
appointment that you've gotta keep.
1307
01:23:53,625 --> 01:23:56,582
Invisible boy, I think
it's time you were seen.
1308
01:23:56,583 --> 01:23:59,374
Sphinx, you have
trained us well.
1309
01:23:59,375 --> 01:24:04,124
And, Dr. Heller, you mightjust
have given us the edge we need.
1310
01:24:04,125 --> 01:24:07,166
And, spleen, I don't
wanna stand behind you.
1311
01:24:07,167 --> 01:24:09,832
But I'll fight
beside you with pride.
1312
01:24:09,833 --> 01:24:12,749
Jeff, you've got a rare
and beautiful gift.
1313
01:24:12,750 --> 01:24:15,124
The city needs you tonight.
1314
01:24:15,125 --> 01:24:20,082
And, Roy, in all the years I've known you,
I've never seen you walk away from a fight.
1315
01:24:20,083 --> 01:24:23,124
Why, you lifted
a city bus once, man.
1316
01:24:23,125 --> 01:24:25,292
I think you've got what it
takes to handle Casanova.
1317
01:24:27,208 --> 01:24:30,041
We're all in over our
heads, and we know it.
1318
01:24:30,042 --> 01:24:33,582
But if we take on this fight,
those of us who survive it...
1319
01:24:33,583 --> 01:24:37,958
Will forever after show our scars
with pride and say, "that's right."
1320
01:24:38,000 --> 01:24:41,124
I was there.
I fought the good fight."
1321
01:24:41,125 --> 01:24:43,291
So, what do you say?
1322
01:24:43,292 --> 01:24:48,666
Do we all gather together
and go kick some Casanova butt,
1323
01:24:48,667 --> 01:24:50,500
or do I eat this sandwich?
1324
01:24:52,292 --> 01:24:55,166
I say, what the fork.
Let's do it.
1325
01:24:57,875 --> 01:25:00,749
If you're gonna bust into that mansion,
you're gonna need more than a station wagon.
1326
01:25:00,750 --> 01:25:02,832
At the yard, there's this old
herkimer battle jitney.
1327
01:25:02,833 --> 01:25:04,791
Sally's always telling
me to "junk it"! Wait!
1328
01:25:04,792 --> 01:25:06,791
You have
a herkimer battle jitney?
1329
01:25:06,792 --> 01:25:09,749
That's the finest nonlethal
military vehicle ever made.
1330
01:25:09,750 --> 01:25:12,916
All right. We'll meet at the junkyard.
We'll go from there.
1331
01:25:12,917 --> 01:25:15,457
I shall need
more forks, I'm afraid.
1332
01:25:15,458 --> 01:25:19,000
Those of you with loved ones, say good-bye
before we go. You may not get another chance.
1333
01:25:25,917 --> 01:25:27,499
Zei gezunt.
1334
01:25:36,333 --> 01:25:38,125
Hey, mom.
1335
01:25:39,958 --> 01:25:42,082
Jeffrey, what are you doing?
1336
01:25:42,083 --> 01:25:47,500
Um, I was just, um,
uh, um... i'm, uh...
1337
01:25:52,000 --> 01:25:53,749
I'm a superhero, mother.
1338
01:25:53,750 --> 01:25:56,124
A superhero?
1339
01:25:56,125 --> 01:25:58,666
An effete British
superhero, to be precise.
1340
01:25:58,667 --> 01:26:01,957
I am pilfering your
tableware because I hurl it.
1341
01:26:01,958 --> 01:26:05,749
I hurl it with a deadly accuracy.
The blue raja is my name.
1342
01:26:05,750 --> 01:26:08,832
And, yes, I know. I don't wear much
blue, and I speak in a British accent.
1343
01:26:08,833 --> 01:26:11,082
But if you know your history,
it makes perfect sense.
1344
01:26:11,083 --> 01:26:14,249
The point is, your boy's a
limey fork-flinger, mother.
1345
01:26:14,250 --> 01:26:17,124
Hard cheese to swallow,
I know, but there it is.
1346
01:26:17,125 --> 01:26:18,917
What will the bridge club think?
1347
01:26:23,625 --> 01:26:25,208
You need more forks?
1348
01:26:27,917 --> 01:26:29,499
Oh!
1349
01:26:29,500 --> 01:26:33,082
These belonged
to your great-great grandmother.
1350
01:26:33,083 --> 01:26:35,624
I was saving these
for your wedding day.
1351
01:26:35,625 --> 01:26:40,624
But from the looks of it, that
day, it's probably a long way off.
1352
01:26:40,625 --> 01:26:45,374
Oh, mom, you're... you're
taking this incredibly well.
1353
01:26:45,375 --> 01:26:47,624
You know, I've always known
you were special, Jeffrey,
1354
01:26:47,625 --> 01:26:51,417
but I... I just never
realized how special.
1355
01:26:55,417 --> 01:26:58,541
Well, I'd better get going.
1356
01:26:58,542 --> 01:27:00,541
I've got a city to save.
1357
01:27:00,542 --> 01:27:02,624
Jeffrey? Yeah?
1358
01:27:02,625 --> 01:27:06,666
Do the accent. Oh, uh, well...
1359
01:27:06,667 --> 01:27:10,207
Uh, well, I'd love to stay and chitchat,
mother, but I fear I must away with me.
1360
01:27:10,208 --> 01:27:13,416
Our Metropolis is in the
clutches of a madman.
1361
01:27:13,417 --> 01:27:15,249
Jeffrey? Cheerio. Yeah.
1362
01:27:15,250 --> 01:27:17,833
I... I... I really should get going.
Oh. Okay.
1363
01:27:21,042 --> 01:27:22,417
Thanks, ma.
1364
01:27:32,167 --> 01:27:34,917
I said I was gonna leave
you, Eddie, and I meant it.
1365
01:27:36,875 --> 01:27:41,666
The city's in peril, Lucille.
We're the best hope they've got.
1366
01:27:41,667 --> 01:27:43,916
Eddie, please don't start.
1367
01:27:43,917 --> 01:27:46,499
I don't expect you
to believe me.
1368
01:27:46,500 --> 01:27:50,541
I just came by to tell you...
That I love you.
1369
01:27:50,542 --> 01:27:52,874
Tell the kids I love 'em.
1370
01:27:52,875 --> 01:27:56,666
And now, good-bye.
1371
01:27:56,667 --> 01:27:58,042
Good-bye, Eddie.
1372
01:27:59,792 --> 01:28:01,958
I won't be here
when you come home.
1373
01:28:02,000 --> 01:28:04,874
Well, that's a chance
I'm gonna have to take.
1374
01:28:04,875 --> 01:28:08,125
Otherwise, there may not be
a home to come back to.
1375
01:28:18,708 --> 01:28:20,167
Wish me luck.
1376
01:28:31,583 --> 01:28:34,249
You okay? Yeah. I just wanted to
say I had a great time tonight.
1377
01:28:34,250 --> 01:28:36,624
And you were really nice to me.
1378
01:28:36,625 --> 01:28:39,957
And I would love to, uh...
To ask you out sometime.
1379
01:28:39,958 --> 01:28:42,832
But if I don't call you, I just want
you to know it's because I'm dead.
1380
01:28:42,833 --> 01:28:44,457
Hmm. Yeah, me and my team,
1381
01:28:44,458 --> 01:28:46,541
we're gonna take on
Casanova Frankenstein.
1382
01:28:46,542 --> 01:28:49,582
And, uh, it's pretty
much a suicide mission.
1383
01:28:49,583 --> 01:28:53,916
So, uh, if there is anything
that you wanna say to me,
1384
01:28:53,917 --> 01:28:57,832
now would probably be a good
time to say it, just 'cause...
1385
01:28:57,833 --> 01:29:00,541
Okay. Yeah, I got a question for you.
Cool. Kick it.
1386
01:29:00,542 --> 01:29:03,207
What's your name?
1387
01:29:03,208 --> 01:29:05,791
Do you mean my secret identity?
'Cause I couldn't.
1388
01:29:05,792 --> 01:29:09,332
No, I just, you know,
mean your name.
1389
01:29:09,333 --> 01:29:11,542
My name. Um... wow.
1390
01:29:12,708 --> 01:29:15,250
Okay, uh...
1391
01:29:16,458 --> 01:29:19,083
It's... Phoenix.
1392
01:29:20,417 --> 01:29:21,792
Phoenix dark.
1393
01:29:24,000 --> 01:29:25,750
Dirk. Phoenix...
1394
01:29:27,583 --> 01:29:29,707
Dark-dirk. It was, uh...
1395
01:29:29,708 --> 01:29:31,791
I was christened dirk Steele,
1396
01:29:31,792 --> 01:29:33,666
and I changed it to Phoenix.
1397
01:29:33,667 --> 01:29:35,167
Forget about it. It's okay.
1398
01:29:42,208 --> 01:29:43,458
It's Roy.
1399
01:29:45,500 --> 01:29:47,583
That's... that's my name.
My name is...
1400
01:29:48,792 --> 01:29:50,792
My real name is Roy.
1401
01:30:10,833 --> 01:30:13,375
Just... be... Roy.
1402
01:30:14,792 --> 01:30:16,458
Okay.
1403
01:30:23,375 --> 01:30:27,207
Roy, the Roy, Roy, Roy. I'm Roy.
Yes, I'm Roy.
1404
01:30:27,208 --> 01:30:29,166
Roy. Who is Roy? Roy is who?
1405
01:30:29,167 --> 01:30:31,332
He's freaking out, man.
He's freaking out.
1406
01:30:31,333 --> 01:30:33,957
Where's the guy who pretends not to be Roy?
That's about all I know about Roy.
1407
01:30:33,958 --> 01:30:36,041
We've had quite enough of that.
Just stop it.
1408
01:30:36,042 --> 01:30:39,207
Snap out of it. We're tired of it.
Every man Jack of us is.
1409
01:30:39,208 --> 01:30:43,707
I'm a wannabe. I am a wannabe. A true
wannabe in the worst sense of the...
1410
01:30:43,708 --> 01:30:45,874
You guys are gonna have to
fight this battle without me.
1411
01:30:45,875 --> 01:30:48,874
You start doubting your super
powers, man, you are shafted.
1412
01:30:48,875 --> 01:30:51,791
If I had any super powers, I guess
I would be in trouble, but I don't.
1413
01:30:51,792 --> 01:30:54,332
What do I do? I don't... I go...
1414
01:30:54,333 --> 01:30:57,124
What are you talking about?
You lifted a bus once.
1415
01:30:57,125 --> 01:31:00,124
Precisely.
That story's legendary.
1416
01:31:00,125 --> 01:31:03,291
It was really more of a...
Push, really, than a lift.
1417
01:31:03,292 --> 01:31:05,957
That still takes incredible
superhuman strength.
1418
01:31:05,958 --> 01:31:08,958
It does, to push an
entire bus out the way.
1419
01:31:09,000 --> 01:31:11,624
Actually, the driver kind of
had his foot on the accelerator,
1420
01:31:11,625 --> 01:31:13,874
in the beginning, to get it
going, then it actually was me.
1421
01:31:13,875 --> 01:31:15,417
But he kind of...
1422
01:31:18,417 --> 01:31:21,500
- Oh, shit.
- Ooh.
1423
01:31:24,125 --> 01:31:25,542
Excuse me.
1424
01:31:28,958 --> 01:31:32,541
It's a process which results in an
accelerated flow of electrons...
1425
01:31:32,542 --> 01:31:35,124
That creates such
a powerful magnetic force.
1426
01:31:35,125 --> 01:31:37,666
This is basically
like a huge electromagnet.
1427
01:31:37,667 --> 01:31:41,124
Well, actually, it's
an electro-nuclear-magnet.
1428
01:31:41,125 --> 01:31:43,666
- It's the next inevitable phase.
- Vis.
1429
01:31:43,667 --> 01:31:46,374
Can you close up those jockey boxes?
Right on it.
1430
01:31:46,375 --> 01:31:48,917
Let's get suited up.
We're outta here in five.
1431
01:31:53,958 --> 01:31:55,750
It's time.
1432
01:31:57,083 --> 01:31:58,958
Let's go.
1433
01:32:50,875 --> 01:32:53,832
- Countdown!
- I've already called it, didn't I?
1434
01:32:53,833 --> 01:32:56,291
- Have a seat, my friend.
- Everybody ready?
1435
01:32:56,292 --> 01:32:59,666
- Go. And we have liftoff.
- May the forks be with us.
1436
01:33:05,542 --> 01:33:07,541
Oh. I'm sorry.
Too much throttle.
1437
01:33:07,542 --> 01:33:09,957
That's cool. I'm
just gonna... I'm gonna go.
1438
01:33:09,958 --> 01:33:12,333
Yo, sit down! All right, here we go.
1439
01:33:26,042 --> 01:33:27,833
Vaya con dios.
1440
01:33:31,833 --> 01:33:34,624
Somebody do something.
We need him.
1441
01:33:34,625 --> 01:33:37,041
Okay, let's do this.
You're a very furious man.
1442
01:33:37,042 --> 01:33:38,957
Do you understand that? No.
1443
01:33:38,958 --> 01:33:42,124
Well, you got a lot to be furious
about, and I'll tell you why.
1444
01:33:42,125 --> 01:33:46,457
You're not well-liked. You're
abrasive and off-putting.
1445
01:33:46,458 --> 01:33:48,791
You try and say pithy things,
but your wit is a hindrance,
1446
01:33:48,792 --> 01:33:50,624
and so therefore,
nothing is provocative.
1447
01:33:50,625 --> 01:33:53,749
It's just mixed metaphors. Now,
doesn't that make you angry?
1448
01:33:53,750 --> 01:33:55,957
Does it infuriate you? No.
1449
01:33:55,958 --> 01:33:59,249
It should. Are you angry?
Come on, man!
1450
01:33:59,250 --> 01:34:02,833
- Your penmanship is atrocious.
- You dress in the manner of a male prostitute.
1451
01:34:07,958 --> 01:34:11,541
Get real! I have no powers.
I have no powers whatsoever.
1452
01:34:11,542 --> 01:34:14,207
If he has no powers,
maybe I've got no powers.
1453
01:34:14,208 --> 01:34:16,374
Maybe I can't
turn invisible at all.
1454
01:34:16,375 --> 01:34:21,041
Do not go there, my son. When you doubt
your powers, you give power to your doubts.
1455
01:34:21,042 --> 01:34:25,041
Um, I don't mean to be alarmist,
but it's half 11:00 already.
1456
01:34:25,042 --> 01:34:27,749
Thirty minutes till
Casanova blows up the city.
1457
01:34:27,750 --> 01:34:31,542
All right, now, listen. We've
got a blind date with destiny.
1458
01:34:32,917 --> 01:34:35,292
And it looks like
she's ordered the lobster.
1459
01:34:37,250 --> 01:34:39,291
Hang on!
1460
01:34:39,292 --> 01:34:41,957
We're gonna ram the gate!
1461
01:34:51,333 --> 01:34:55,167
J“ play
that funky music white boy j“
1462
01:34:59,583 --> 01:35:02,833
what do you think? Should we
knock or just let ourselves in?
1463
01:35:18,833 --> 01:35:20,542
Hit the ground!
1464
01:35:36,500 --> 01:35:38,583
They're shooting!
1465
01:35:56,208 --> 01:35:57,792
I hope this magnet thing works.
1466
01:36:12,625 --> 01:36:13,917
It's working.
1467
01:36:25,292 --> 01:36:27,332
Meow! Go! Go!
1468
01:36:27,333 --> 01:36:29,874
Go! Quickly!
1469
01:36:29,875 --> 01:36:32,958
Everybody, into the disco room!
1470
01:36:36,583 --> 01:36:40,332
Everyone, through here.
Keep moving.
1471
01:36:40,333 --> 01:36:43,583
Focus, people. Focus.
Let's go. Go! Go!
1472
01:36:48,250 --> 01:36:50,083
Hello?
1473
01:36:57,792 --> 01:37:00,333
Wait!
1474
01:37:08,250 --> 01:37:10,167
Laser eye.
1475
01:37:21,875 --> 01:37:24,457
I knew I should have
brought my large pie server.
1476
01:37:24,458 --> 01:37:26,833
If we can't get through that
door, this battle is over.
1477
01:37:31,375 --> 01:37:34,542
This is it. My time has come.
1478
01:37:35,792 --> 01:37:37,417
What are you talking about?
1479
01:37:39,333 --> 01:37:42,374
- Wait. Invisible boy, wait a minute.
- I wouldn't do that if...
1480
01:37:42,375 --> 01:37:45,457
Come back here, son. You'll be cremated.
It's all about me now.
1481
01:37:45,458 --> 01:37:48,291
I'm the only one that can save us.
He's right.
1482
01:37:48,292 --> 01:37:51,416
- Good luck, son.
- Nobody look at me.
1483
01:37:51,417 --> 01:37:54,542
- Don't look at him, or it won't work.
- I am transparent.
1484
01:37:55,833 --> 01:37:59,166
I am like the window.
I am see-through.
1485
01:37:59,167 --> 01:38:00,542
I'm like saran wrap.
1486
01:38:11,208 --> 01:38:13,082
I did it! I'm invisible!
1487
01:38:13,083 --> 01:38:15,500
I really do have super powers.
Can you see me?
1488
01:38:16,750 --> 01:38:19,166
Yes. Yes. Oh, yeah.
1489
01:38:19,167 --> 01:38:21,832
Wow. - Two hands there, son.
1490
01:38:21,833 --> 01:38:26,791
Maybe you should put some shorts on or
something if you wanna keep fighting evil today.
1491
01:38:26,792 --> 01:38:29,958
Furriers, you will stay here
und delay the attackers.
1492
01:38:30,000 --> 01:38:34,582
The not so goody mob, you will flank them
from behind. The rest of you, into the atrium.
1493
01:38:34,583 --> 01:38:37,041
Und spread yourself out for
a second wave of attack.
1494
01:38:42,417 --> 01:38:45,458
Meow!
1495
01:38:48,458 --> 01:38:51,541
The door. Door.
1496
01:38:51,542 --> 01:38:55,707
On three. One, two, three.
1497
01:39:09,125 --> 01:39:10,750
Shrink 'em.
1498
01:39:22,417 --> 01:39:24,291
Shrinking!
1499
01:39:24,292 --> 01:39:27,041
Oh, I say, they've
gone from junior to missy petite.
1500
01:39:27,042 --> 01:39:29,582
Oh! My dress!
1501
01:39:29,583 --> 01:39:31,417
Now that's a wedgie
she won't soon forget.
1502
01:39:32,750 --> 01:39:35,458
My pants feel
like they're shrinking too.
1503
01:39:38,917 --> 01:39:42,666
Yo! Yo! Yo! Yo! This way!
1504
01:39:42,667 --> 01:39:44,375
Blame thrower! Look out!
1505
01:39:49,250 --> 01:39:51,707
Yo, yo, I got a bone
to pick with you, homey.
1506
01:39:51,708 --> 01:39:54,374
Hold it,
hold it, hold it, little daddy.
1507
01:39:54,375 --> 01:39:56,500
You know what?
Y'all make me sick.
1508
01:40:06,250 --> 01:40:08,708
- Give me that gun!
- Hey!
1509
01:40:10,333 --> 01:40:12,249
And three and four!
1510
01:40:12,250 --> 01:40:14,916
- I got 'em.
- Disco forever! - Yeah!
1511
01:40:14,917 --> 01:40:16,875
Invisible boy, spleen. Susies.
1512
01:41:08,083 --> 01:41:09,417
Dig this, shovel man.
1513
01:41:18,208 --> 01:41:19,874
Duck! It's the susies!
1514
01:41:19,875 --> 01:41:21,542
Grab the gun! It's stuck!
1515
01:41:22,750 --> 01:41:24,541
Coast clear?
1516
01:41:24,542 --> 01:41:26,125
Shoot anyway.
1517
01:41:29,083 --> 01:41:31,874
I'm scared! No, you're not scared.
Be strong. Be strong.
1518
01:41:31,875 --> 01:41:34,624
I am scared! Say it with me.
"I ain't scared of no susies."
1519
01:41:34,625 --> 01:41:36,582
I am scared of the susies! Say
"I'm not scared of no susies."
1520
01:41:36,583 --> 01:41:38,791
I am scared of the susies!
Come on. You ready?
1521
01:41:38,792 --> 01:41:40,583
Let's go!
1522
01:41:48,875 --> 01:41:50,958
Dive! Dive!
1523
01:42:00,500 --> 01:42:03,832
Ah! I'm hit! I'm hit!
1524
01:42:03,833 --> 01:42:07,124
Where? Where? I'm hit! Medic!
Medic! Man down!
1525
01:42:07,125 --> 01:42:09,457
- Man down! I can't feel my ass!
- What?
1526
01:42:09,458 --> 01:42:12,332
I can't feel my ass!
Your powers still work?
1527
01:42:12,333 --> 01:42:13,832
My powers? Yeah.
1528
01:42:13,833 --> 01:42:15,417
Weapons check. Okay.
1529
01:42:17,250 --> 01:42:19,457
Fire in the hole! Pull!
1530
01:42:24,083 --> 01:42:26,332
It'll do. Spleen!
1531
01:42:26,333 --> 01:42:28,853
Go check on spleen, okay? Thank you.
Thank you. Okay. All right.
1532
01:42:33,083 --> 01:42:34,749
You oughta run, Tony p.
1533
01:42:34,750 --> 01:42:37,000
You can't hurt me, baby bowler.
1534
01:42:38,250 --> 01:42:39,875
'Cause I'm protected...
1535
01:42:41,917 --> 01:42:43,875
By the god of hair care.
1536
01:42:46,000 --> 01:42:49,082
And it's time to send
you back to your daddy.
1537
01:42:49,083 --> 01:42:52,791
- You killed my father.
- That's right. 'Cause I'm a killer.
1538
01:42:52,792 --> 01:42:56,291
And you're not.
Let's face it, kid.
1539
01:42:56,292 --> 01:42:58,541
You don't have
the guts to kill me.
1540
01:42:58,542 --> 01:43:02,207
You're right. I don't
have the guts to kill you.
1541
01:43:02,208 --> 01:43:04,958
Because I'm better than you.
Yeah, that's right.
1542
01:43:05,000 --> 01:43:07,874
A lot better.
1543
01:43:07,875 --> 01:43:10,292
You know, I may even find the
courage to forgive you someday.
1544
01:43:15,083 --> 01:43:16,958
Whoa!
1545
01:43:19,625 --> 01:43:23,958
Oh! Carmine, on the other hand, feels
differently than I do about forgiveness.
1546
01:43:26,250 --> 01:43:29,874
Okay, now I'm going back to graduate
school. That was the agreement.
1547
01:43:29,875 --> 01:43:32,957
We're doing it. We're winning.
We're gonna pull this off.
1548
01:43:32,958 --> 01:43:35,374
I wouldn't be
so sure about that.
1549
01:43:35,375 --> 01:43:39,332
Tell your funny-looking friends to
put down their weapons, Mr. Furious.
1550
01:43:39,333 --> 01:43:42,291
Just get out of here. He's crazy.
Save yourselves.
1551
01:43:42,292 --> 01:43:46,166
Put them down or I will slash your
girlfriend's pretty little throat.
1552
01:43:46,167 --> 01:43:48,375
Eddie, Jeff, do what he says.
1553
01:43:53,750 --> 01:43:56,124
Thank you.
1554
01:43:56,125 --> 01:43:59,832
It's so easy to get the best of people
when they care about each other.
1555
01:43:59,833 --> 01:44:03,624
Which is why evil
will always have the edge.
1556
01:44:03,625 --> 01:44:07,792
You good guys are always
so bound by the rules.
1557
01:44:14,667 --> 01:44:17,750
You see, I kill my own men.
1558
01:44:23,458 --> 01:44:25,958
Und lucky me.
1559
01:44:26,000 --> 01:44:28,082
I get the girl.
1560
01:44:28,083 --> 01:44:31,249
No!
1561
01:44:57,917 --> 01:45:02,125
Don't worry. It will all
be over so very quickly.
1562
01:45:03,875 --> 01:45:05,125
Ah!
1563
01:45:06,917 --> 01:45:08,666
What are you doing?
1564
01:45:08,667 --> 01:45:11,332
They must have ripped the "q"
section out of my dictionary,
1565
01:45:11,333 --> 01:45:14,208
- 'cause I don't know the meaning of the word “quit."
- Oh.
1566
01:45:20,833 --> 01:45:22,458
Ow! Ow.
1567
01:45:28,250 --> 01:45:30,208
Oh, you want a little
fisticuffs? Okay.
1568
01:45:35,125 --> 01:45:38,000
- Get him. Get him, Roy.
- Ooh, ooh. Ooh, ooh.
1569
01:45:38,958 --> 01:45:41,374
Ooh.
1570
01:45:41,375 --> 01:45:43,958
Come on, Roy! Roy, Roy, come on!
1571
01:45:57,292 --> 01:45:59,457
It's the funkyskunkulator!
1572
01:45:59,458 --> 01:46:01,258
We've got to stop it.
Don't touch any toggles.
1573
01:46:03,042 --> 01:46:06,582
Rage... taking over.
1574
01:46:06,583 --> 01:46:09,416
Ja, ja, ja,
we've heard all that before.
1575
01:46:09,417 --> 01:46:12,249
No, no, no.
1576
01:46:12,250 --> 01:46:14,832
Rage really taking over.
1577
01:47:05,208 --> 01:47:08,208
Frak-you later, frankenpuss.
1578
01:47:15,625 --> 01:47:17,042
Yeah!
1579
01:47:35,208 --> 01:47:36,208
Get out of here.
1580
01:47:42,417 --> 01:47:44,708
- Hit the deck!
- Oh, dear!
1581
01:47:47,375 --> 01:47:49,875
How do we shut this thing down?
1582
01:47:51,083 --> 01:47:53,249
Group hug! Yeah!
1583
01:47:53,250 --> 01:47:54,875
- Yeah!
- Okay! - Yeah!
1584
01:48:01,083 --> 01:48:03,750
Hurry up!
Get her closer to the hole!
1585
01:48:06,917 --> 01:48:10,249
Dad, this is the way
it has to be.
1586
01:48:10,250 --> 01:48:13,291
The upshot is you won't be killed
because you're already dead.
1587
01:48:13,292 --> 01:48:15,874
No, I'm not going with you.
1588
01:48:15,875 --> 01:48:19,749
If there's a time for separation, let
me tell you something, this is it.
1589
01:48:19,750 --> 01:48:21,791
- All right, lift me up.
- Push her up.
1590
01:48:21,792 --> 01:48:24,874
Help me lift her up. Help her.
1591
01:48:24,875 --> 01:48:28,292
- You can do it. Hold on.
- Whoo!
1592
01:48:31,375 --> 01:48:34,208
Do it! Do it! I love you, dad!
1593
01:48:45,167 --> 01:48:48,666
- Run! Run!
- Let's get outta here!
1594
01:48:48,667 --> 01:48:52,792
Run for your lives!
1595
01:48:54,750 --> 01:48:56,625
Run!
1596
01:48:59,250 --> 01:49:01,458
Whoo!
1597
01:49:04,458 --> 01:49:06,833
Go! Watch out!
1598
01:49:14,708 --> 01:49:16,250
Go! Go!
1599
01:49:28,708 --> 01:49:31,832
No one could survive the
chaos we've just witnessed here.
1600
01:49:31,833 --> 01:49:34,916
But as the dust begins to settle over
the ruins of the Casanova's mansion,
1601
01:49:34,917 --> 01:49:38,166
the question remains.
1602
01:49:38,167 --> 01:49:42,041
Who were these brave heroes that gave
their lives to save our city tonight?
1603
01:49:42,042 --> 01:49:44,582
Did that frakulator work,
or what? What's the deal there?
1604
01:49:44,583 --> 01:49:46,082
Look. Something's moving.
1605
01:49:46,083 --> 01:49:47,666
People are coming out.
1606
01:49:47,667 --> 01:49:51,124
Could you tell us what's going on?
Hi. Hello. Excuse me.
1607
01:49:51,125 --> 01:49:54,207
Excuse me. Can you... can you tell
us what happened here tonight?
1608
01:49:54,208 --> 01:49:57,124
- We did it. - We won.
- Hey, that's my team.
1609
01:49:57,125 --> 01:50:00,582
That's my team!- We struck down evil
with the mighty sword of teamwork...
1610
01:50:00,583 --> 01:50:02,541
And the hammer of not bickering.
1611
01:50:02,542 --> 01:50:06,166
We are number one. All others
are number two or lower.
1612
01:50:06,167 --> 01:50:07,957
Who are you guys? It's okay.
1613
01:50:07,958 --> 01:50:10,207
- They call me the shoveler.
- That's my dad.
1614
01:50:11,792 --> 01:50:14,582
My hero. I'm the bowler.
1615
01:50:14,583 --> 01:50:18,332
Hello. Hello. What's
the deal with your forks?
1616
01:50:18,333 --> 01:50:21,457
Blue raja, master of silvenrvare.
Hi, mom.
1617
01:50:21,458 --> 01:50:24,457
I mean, cheerio, mummy. Oh!
1618
01:50:24,458 --> 01:50:26,958
Jeffrey. And you, sir.
1619
01:50:27,000 --> 01:50:30,832
- What's your name and what's your superpower?
- My name's Roy.
1620
01:50:30,833 --> 01:50:34,374
And, uh, I'm in a super amount of pain
right now. Could you please leave me alone?
1621
01:50:34,375 --> 01:50:38,791
His name is Mr. Furious, and his
power comes from his boundless rage.
1622
01:50:38,792 --> 01:50:40,582
Excuse me.
Could I say something?
1623
01:50:40,583 --> 01:50:42,832
I think we would all
like this victory...
1624
01:50:42,833 --> 01:50:45,041
To go out to all the other guys.
1625
01:50:45,042 --> 01:50:47,874
I'm talking about the people in this
city who are super good at their jobs...
1626
01:50:47,875 --> 01:50:50,958
But never get any credit,
like the lady in the d.M.V.
1627
01:50:51,000 --> 01:50:53,541
- That's a rough job.
- To the people that rememberjingles...
1628
01:50:53,542 --> 01:50:55,416
From tons of old commercials.
1629
01:50:55,417 --> 01:50:58,374
And people that support local music
and seek out independent film.
1630
01:50:58,375 --> 01:51:01,291
And the guy that drives the snow plow.
And the school nurse...
1631
01:51:01,292 --> 01:51:03,207
Eddie, Eddie,
I think they got the point.
1632
01:51:03,208 --> 01:51:05,457
What's the name of this group?
1633
01:51:05,458 --> 01:51:09,041
- The super dudes.
- No, no. No, no, no. We're not the super dudes.
1634
01:51:09,042 --> 01:51:11,707
We don't have a name yet, but we're
definitely not the super dudes.
1635
01:51:11,708 --> 01:51:13,207
I gotta get home. It's late.
1636
01:51:13,208 --> 01:51:15,417
Picture! Picture time!
1637
01:51:18,500 --> 01:51:22,207
Well, whatever you call them, champion city
will forever owe a debt of gratitude...
1638
01:51:22,208 --> 01:51:24,416
To these mystery men.
1639
01:51:24,417 --> 01:51:29,207
Wait. Wait. That's it.
We are the super squad.
1640
01:51:29,208 --> 01:51:34,749
No! Please, no, alliteration
in these situations is corny.
1641
01:51:34,750 --> 01:51:37,082
What? Yes.
1642
01:51:37,083 --> 01:51:39,582
We're all very aware
that you saved the day,
1643
01:51:39,583 --> 01:51:42,624
and I'm sure we'll be hearing
about it for the rest of our lives.
1644
01:51:42,625 --> 01:51:44,624
J“ hey, now, you're an all-star j“
1645
01:51:44,625 --> 01:51:47,374
j“ get your game on go play j“
1646
01:51:47,375 --> 01:51:51,958
j“ hey, now, you're a rock star
get the show on get paid j“
1647
01:51:52,000 --> 01:51:55,332
j“ all that glitters is gold j“
1648
01:51:55,333 --> 01:52:00,624
j“ only shooting stars
break the mold j“
1649
01:52:00,625 --> 01:52:03,457
j“ it's a cool place
and they say it gets colder j“
1650
01:52:03,458 --> 01:52:05,416
j“ you're bundled up now
wait till you get older j“
1651
01:52:05,417 --> 01:52:07,499
j“ but the media man
beg to differ j“
1652
01:52:07,500 --> 01:52:09,707
j“ judging by the hole
in the satellite picture j“
1653
01:52:09,708 --> 01:52:12,041
j“ the ice we skate
is gettin' pretty thin j“
1654
01:52:12,042 --> 01:52:14,291
j“ the water's getting warm
so you might as well swim j“
1655
01:52:14,292 --> 01:52:16,624
j“ the world's on fire
how about yours j“
1656
01:52:16,625 --> 01:52:19,582
j“ that's the way I like it
and I'll never get bored j“
1657
01:52:19,583 --> 01:52:24,249
j“ hey, now, you're an all-star
get your game on go play j“
1658
01:52:24,250 --> 01:52:28,666
j“ hey, now, you're a rock star
get the show on get paid j“
1659
01:52:28,667 --> 01:52:32,124
j“ all that glitters is gold j“
1660
01:52:32,125 --> 01:52:37,250
j“ only shooting stars
break the mold j“
1661
01:52:41,167 --> 01:52:43,124
Go for the moon.
1662
01:52:43,125 --> 01:52:45,124
J“ go, go, go j“
1663
01:52:45,125 --> 01:52:47,166
go for the moon.
1664
01:52:47,167 --> 01:52:50,124
J“ go, go j“
1665
01:52:50,125 --> 01:52:52,250
go for the moon.
1666
01:52:54,208 --> 01:52:56,541
J“ go, go j“ go for the moon.
1667
01:52:56,542 --> 01:53:01,082
J“ hey, now, you're an all-star
get your game on go play j“
1668
01:53:01,083 --> 01:53:05,582
j“ hey, now, you're a rock star
get the show on get paid j“
1669
01:53:05,583 --> 01:53:08,958
j“ and all that glitters
is gold j“
1670
01:53:09,000 --> 01:53:12,207
j“ only shooting stars j“
1671
01:53:12,208 --> 01:53:16,374
j“ somebody once asked could
I spare some change for gas j“
1672
01:53:16,375 --> 01:53:21,207
j“ I need to get myself
away from this place j“
1673
01:53:21,208 --> 01:53:25,499
j“ I said yep what a concept,
I could use a little fuel myself j“
1674
01:53:25,500 --> 01:53:30,541
j“ and we could all use
a little change j“
1675
01:53:30,542 --> 01:53:32,957
j“ well, the years start comin'
and they don't stop comin' j“
1676
01:53:32,958 --> 01:53:35,666
j“ back to the rules and
I'll hit the ground running j“
1677
01:53:35,667 --> 01:53:37,874
j“ didn't make sense
not to live for fun j“
1678
01:53:37,875 --> 01:53:40,041
j“ your brain gets smart
but your head gets dumb j“
1679
01:53:40,042 --> 01:53:41,958
j“ so much to do so much to see j“
1680
01:53:42,000 --> 01:53:44,624
j“ so what's wrong
with takin' the back streets j“
1681
01:53:44,625 --> 01:53:47,124
j“ you'll never know
if you don't go, go j“
1682
01:53:47,125 --> 01:53:49,499
j“ you'll never shine
if you don't glow j“
1683
01:53:49,500 --> 01:53:54,082
j“ hey, now, you're an all-star
get your game on go play j“
1684
01:53:54,083 --> 01:53:58,249
j“ hey, now, you're a rock star
get the show on get paid j“
1685
01:53:58,250 --> 01:54:02,249
j“ and all that glitters
is gold j“
1686
01:54:02,250 --> 01:54:07,666
j“ only shooting stars
break the mold j“
1687
01:54:07,667 --> 01:54:11,291
j“ and all that glitters
is gold j“
1688
01:54:11,292 --> 01:54:16,916
j“ only shooting stars
break the mold j“
1689
01:54:16,917 --> 01:54:20,499
j“ and all that glitters
is gold j“
1690
01:54:20,500 --> 01:54:25,250
j“ only shooting stars
break the mold j“
1691
01:54:29,792 --> 01:54:32,917
go for the moon. J“ go, go, go j“
1692
01:54:34,333 --> 01:54:36,750
go for the moon. J“ go, go j“
1693
01:54:38,875 --> 01:54:41,499
go for the moon. J“ go, go j“j“
1694
01:54:41,500 --> 01:54:45,291
j“j“
1695
01:54:45,292 --> 01:54:50,958
J“ oh, oh, heroes j“
1696
01:54:51,000 --> 01:54:54,624
j“ my main men, mystery men men of the hour
with supreme power devour your whole set j“
1697
01:54:54,625 --> 01:54:57,624
j“ y'all ain't ready yet we are
the best notorious but anonymous j“
1698
01:54:57,625 --> 01:54:59,374
j“ mysterious
you figure we dangerous j“
1699
01:54:59,375 --> 01:55:00,874
j“ they're calling us
and we go to warj“
1700
01:55:00,875 --> 01:55:02,957
j“ and give the competitor
what he askin' for j“
1701
01:55:02,958 --> 01:55:04,374
j“ bustin' through walls
bustin' through floors j“
1702
01:55:04,375 --> 01:55:05,976
j“ bustin' through ceilings
bustin' through doors j“
1703
01:55:06,000 --> 01:55:08,332
j“ surprise, here come the good
guys realize it don't stop j“
1704
01:55:08,333 --> 01:55:11,541
j“ when Casanova sells the block who needs
the cops we got a hero on our block j“
1705
01:55:11,542 --> 01:55:13,499
j“ we 're comin' to save the day
we won't play j“
1706
01:55:13,500 --> 01:55:15,791
j“ you doin' wrong you won't
stay we make you run away j“
1707
01:55:15,792 --> 01:55:18,666
j“ watch where you lay mystery men
are here to make the world okay j“
1708
01:55:18,667 --> 01:55:20,874
j“ and I can still hear 'em say j“
1709
01:55:20,875 --> 01:55:22,958
j“ whoo-hoo j“
1710
01:55:23,000 --> 01:55:24,499
j“ who are they? J“
1711
01:55:24,500 --> 01:55:27,249
j“ there's only one thing
that I need to know j“
1712
01:55:27,250 --> 01:55:32,166
j“ who are those mystery men?
J“ j“ oh, oh, heroes j“
1713
01:55:32,167 --> 01:55:34,582
j“ we got our capes and boots my
troop and group and get loose j“
1714
01:55:34,583 --> 01:55:36,666
j“ double boost and swoop on
these villains like oomps j“
1715
01:55:36,667 --> 01:55:38,749
j“ we got our capes and boots my
troop and group and get loose j“
1716
01:55:38,750 --> 01:55:40,874
j“ double boost the swoop on
these villains like oh, oh j“
1717
01:55:40,875 --> 01:55:43,791
j“ comin' to get ya one gone, one
in the mixture one in the chrome j“
1718
01:55:43,792 --> 01:55:46,457
j“ not for long one in the picture
mystery man will seize ya j“
1719
01:55:46,458 --> 01:55:48,582
j“ yo, blast for me ready to
put it down for the block j“
1720
01:55:48,583 --> 01:55:51,166
j“ actually, ready to put it
down for Chevy and Cindy j“
1721
01:55:51,167 --> 01:55:53,332
j“ rollin' the herkimer
sittin' on 20 east j“
1722
01:55:53,333 --> 01:55:55,124
j“ beatin' the town up
till the trunk frown up j“
1723
01:55:55,125 --> 01:55:57,249
j“ they got captain amazing
y'all down or what? J“
1724
01:55:57,250 --> 01:55:59,457
j“ cello lug just dug up
a pound of her j“
1725
01:55:59,458 --> 01:56:01,457
j“ disco boys thinkin'
they soundin' rough j“
1726
01:56:01,458 --> 01:56:05,583
j“j“
1727
01:56:13,583 --> 01:56:18,874
Who are they? J“ who are they? J“
1728
01:56:18,875 --> 01:56:21,541
j“ oh, yeah, yeah j“
1729
01:56:21,542 --> 01:56:23,499
who are they? J“ there's only
one thing that I need to know j“
1730
01:56:23,500 --> 01:56:26,874
we gonna show y'all how to do
it on our side of the block.
1731
01:56:26,875 --> 01:56:31,541
J“ who are these heroes? J“
j“ yeah, yeah, yeah, oh j“
1732
01:56:31,542 --> 01:56:34,541
j“ there's only one thing
that I need to know j“
1733
01:56:34,542 --> 01:56:37,166
j“ no, no, no, no, no j“
j“ who are these heroes? J“
1734
01:56:37,167 --> 01:56:39,792
j“ those mystery men j“j“
who are they?
1735
01:56:41,167 --> 01:56:44,958
J“j“
1736
01:57:01,417 --> 01:57:03,457
J“ sometimes j“
1737
01:57:03,458 --> 01:57:06,624
j“ I feel like
I could do anything, yeah j“
1738
01:57:06,625 --> 01:57:10,249
j“ sometimes I'm so alive j“
1739
01:57:10,250 --> 01:57:13,499
j“ la-ah-ah, sometimes j“
1740
01:57:13,500 --> 01:57:16,499
j“ I feel like I can zoom
across the sky, yeah j“
1741
01:57:16,500 --> 01:57:19,208
j“ sometimes I wanna cry j“
1742
01:57:21,667 --> 01:57:23,582
j“ most people
try to aim to please j“
1743
01:57:23,583 --> 01:57:26,707
j“ but a lot of them
are kinda weak in the knees j“
1744
01:57:26,708 --> 01:57:29,041
j“ learnin' late about
the birds and the bees j“
1745
01:57:29,042 --> 01:57:31,707
j“ fallin' in love
and wanna be set free j“
1746
01:57:31,708 --> 01:57:34,249
j“ playin' boy at the age of 13 j“
1747
01:57:34,250 --> 01:57:36,374
j“ everybody's growin' up
with a dream j“
1748
01:57:36,375 --> 01:57:39,207
j“ I never noticed
what could happen to me j“
1749
01:57:39,208 --> 01:57:41,791
j“ time flies when
you're walkin' the streets j“
1750
01:57:41,792 --> 01:57:44,291
j“ one minute got ya holdin'
an ace j“ j“ holdin' an ace j“
1751
01:57:44,292 --> 01:57:46,832
j“ the next minute
got ya fall on your face j“
1752
01:57:46,833 --> 01:57:49,207
j“ lmean, the city
is a nasty place j“
1753
01:57:49,208 --> 01:57:51,541
j“ only a rat can win
the rat race j“
1754
01:57:51,542 --> 01:57:53,874
j“ and peace to the people
who'll be falling away j“
1755
01:57:53,875 --> 01:57:56,457
j“ peace, god
to make it home today j“
1756
01:57:56,458 --> 01:57:59,082
j“ and peace to the people
who'll be tryin' to find j“
1757
01:57:59,083 --> 01:58:01,832
j“ some kind of life j“
1758
01:58:01,833 --> 01:58:07,291
j“ sometimes I feel like
I could do anything, yeah j“
1759
01:58:07,292 --> 01:58:09,875
j“ sometimes I wanna cry j“
1760
01:58:11,792 --> 01:58:19,792
j“ you know I'll come for ya j“
1761
01:58:32,167 --> 01:58:37,082
J“ peace to the people, to the people, to
the people to the people, to the people j“
1762
01:58:37,083 --> 01:58:41,917
j“ peace to the people, to the people, to
the people, to the people, to the people j“j“
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