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Here we go, guys,
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the man you've all been waiting for...
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Mr Bob Hope!
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Welcome, everybody,
to Long Binh,
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in what I like to call
the United States of Vietnam.
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I hear you guys have been petitioning
the president to let me retire.
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If you think you can
shake me off that easily,
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you need to talk to
Raquel Welch.
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- Come on, now.
- Give it to her, Bob!
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Uh-huh.
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- S. Alexander?
- Yes.
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Right now, I want you
all to sit back and relax.
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It's time to introduce the most
beautiful girl in the world.
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Of course, that's not my opinion.
That's her actual title.
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From Vienna, Austria,
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please welcome
1969 Miss World...
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Eva Rueber-Staier.
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- 34-24-36.
- Wow. Yes!
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There you go, boys.
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This show just got
a lot hotter.
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Yeah!
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Eva, honey, would you like
to say hello to these fellas?
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Hello.
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The mature stu.
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- Sally Alexander?
- Yes.
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So, history.
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Why have we never had
a revolution in Britain?
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Eva Rueber-Staier.
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Oh, boy!
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Ooh! I'm telling you,
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if the commies had someone
like that to go home to,
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we'd be out of here by now.
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Oh, yeah!
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The Civil War was won by
the rebels, but, even then,
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the new order
only lasted a generation.
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So surely the real question is,
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why have all
our revolutions failed?
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It says here
you left school at 15.
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My school didn't really
foster academic ambition.
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It was more about preparing us
for marriage and so forth, so...
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Which is why I would like
to get back into education.
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I have just completed
my diploma in history.
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- At Ruskin College?
- Yes.
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Don't they require
a trade union background?
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I... I have
a trade union background.
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I was an Equity member.
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So, you're an actress?
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No, er...
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After school,
I had to do something.
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And my mother thought
that drama school
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sounded better than
secretarial college, so...
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I was never any good.
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I don't like people
looking at me.
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And after drama school?
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I got married
and had a baby.
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What does your husband
think about you
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applying for university
as a mature student?
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We're divorced, so it doesn't
really matter what he thinks.
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You have a child,
Miss Alexander.
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Studying here
is a big commitment.
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Yes. Erm...
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I managed my diploma whilst
looking after my daughter.
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I got a distinction.
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And the man I live with
shares the child care.
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I would never be late for
lectures or miss deadlines.
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I would be mature.
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I would be a mature...
mature student.
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Hurry.
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Go, go, go! Come on!
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Go, go, go!
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I had to do that.
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- Hello.
- Sally.
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- We're gonna need more chairs.
- Oh, okay.
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- Here's Mummy.
- Hello!
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- Mummy!
- Hello!
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[sigh.
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It arrived this morning
after you left.
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Oh.
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Ah!
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University College London.
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They're offering me a place.
I got in!
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- Course they bloody did!
- Ohh!
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I'm...
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Oh, give me a cuddle!
Give me a real cuddle!
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"It's my great pleasure to offer
you a place to study history..."
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I can't believ.
I can't believ, I can't believ.
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This is a women's conference.
Why are there men everywhere?
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They don't look that happy about
it, do they? Look at that face.
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Oh, God!
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Cheer up, mate.
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We're not perm.
We're only here for the weeken.
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You can have a party hat.
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Don't you worry, mate.
We're not gonna leave you out.
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Erm, excuse me.
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Sorry. Do you?
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Somebody's gonna have to
clean that up when you're gone.
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What, cos...
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Cos God forbid we shoud
offend the authorities?
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Typical Oxford student.
No stomach for a fight.
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Actually, I'm not
an Oxford student.
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This is a place for people
trying to get into university.
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Oh, right. So you don't want to
bring down the male establishment.
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You just want t
at the table.
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If I'm in it, it won't be the male
establishment any more, will it?
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Ooh, there she is.
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Let's sit down. Jo.
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What does it mean
to be a woman?
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That our work
will be underpaid
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and our minds
undervalued.
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Last year, when we proposed a
women's conference, men laughed,
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and yet here we are,
on the road to liberation.
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It won't be easy.
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We have to recognise
the ways
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in which
we've all been conditioned,
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trained to be pleasing
rather than powerful,
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told that our purpose
is to enable men,
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serve them, service them.
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We have to find a language
to describe injustices
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we haven't even been able
to name until now.
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If the word "racism"
describes one tyranny,
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doesn't "sexism"
describe another?
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The belief that women
are inferior to men.
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We have to learn to look
at the world with new eyes.
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We have to ask ourselves,
if there was no patriarchy,
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how would I dress...
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or work...
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or think?
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How would I have sex?
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And who would
I have sex with?
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No on.
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But if we need to change,
so does the world.
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Which is why today we are launching
the Women's Liberation Movement.
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We demand
an end to discrimination!
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Yes!
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We demand equal pay
for equal work,
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and the childcare
to enable that.
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We want control
over our own bodies,
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contraception and abortion
on demand.
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Yes.
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Up until now,
working as individuals,
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we've just been a ripple
on the surface.
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But together...
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Together, I promise you,
we will be a revolution.
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Miss Bristol.
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Miss Bristol is 34-22-36.
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Lovely face, obviously.
Good legs.
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No defects... knock-knees,
wonky teeth, that sort of thing.
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They also have
to be unmarried,
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by which
I also mean untouched.
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And if they're not
pretty much 36-24-36,
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it goes without saying the curves
won't be in the right places.
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But we really do believe
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that beauty isn't
just skin deep.
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The girls also get marks
on charm and grace, deportment.
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Swimsuits.
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And who's your money on?
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Well, Miss Totnes
is definitely a corker.
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Nice eyes.
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And whatever she may be lacking
in the boob front,
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she more than makes up for
in the derriere department.
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And I wouldn't rule out
Miss Nantwich either.
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Lovely blonde hair
and a very nice set of curves.
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Very nice, Miss Nantwich.
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And for the Miss World
competition,
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what about this
year's special guest?
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Who ht
lined?
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Who indeed, boys, eh?
Who indeed?
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Ladies and gentlemen,
a warm round of applause
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for our seven
lovely finalists.
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Who in-bloody-deed?
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We have, in first place,
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Miss Nantwich!
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Golf?
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Oh, I just have
a little work to do.
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Hiring.
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Again?
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And you must be Joan.
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- Wow.
- Bob.
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Joan Billings.
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- And right this way.
- Thank you.
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- How old are you, honey?
- Eighteen.
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Eighteen?
Pretty as springtime.
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Good morning, Mr Hope.
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Welcome to the Fort Knx
of laughter.
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Wow.
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Got a whole warehouse
full of this stuff.
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Fifty years of memorabilia just
waiting for the Bob Hope Museum.
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Just gotta get around
to building that museum.
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We got all my gags,
538,000 of them.
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Every cabinet is fireproof
and earthquake-proof.
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Isn't it somet?
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Wow, Mr Hope. Wow.
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Academy Awards, Advertising,
Agriculture, Airplanes.
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We got every subject
under the sun, A to Z.
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Little group of writers down there
toiling 24/7 like worker bees,
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just bzzz, bzzz, bzzz, bzzz.
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Magicians, Malibu,
Marriage. Massage.
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- Bob Hope's office.
- Go ahead, pick one out.
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Sir, it's Mecca
calling again.
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The Miss World people.
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Wanna handle t, Miss Billings?
What do you th?
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Show me what you can d.
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Hello.
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This s
Miss,
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Mr Hope's
personal secre.
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I'm sorry
to keep badgering you,
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but if you could just
let us know either way,
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we would be
so terribly grateful.
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Yes, I underst.
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Pleasd
for a.
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She's asking someone.
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Let's hope
it's not Mrs Hope.
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After what he got up to
last time.
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Do I wanna host
the Miss World competition?
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Well, that's a big decision for
a boy to make all on his own.
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What do you think,
Miss Billings?
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Do I wanna host the Miss
World competition this year?
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Sure, you do.
I've always lod that show.
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All right, let them know.
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Mr Hope has just confirmed that
he'll be delighted to join you again.
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That is marvellous news.
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Eric will be so pleased.
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- Thank you. Many thanks.
- Yes!
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Onwards and upwards.
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Well done, Mrs Morley.
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Well, thank you,
Mr Morley.
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I think we should celebrate.
What do you say?
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Oh, sure, Mr H.
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What'll it be?
Scotch and sofa or gin and platonic?
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It's not about context.
Some things are universal.
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The point is
that it isn't true.
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- Not when you consider historicism as a theory.
- But don't you think...
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Historicism isn't a theory.
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- It's just Marxist pseudo-science.
- But that wasn't the point.
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Of course you'd say that.
You're a bloody imperialist!
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- Argumentum ad hominem.
- All right, gentlemen, thank you.
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Interesting opinions
all round.
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I look forward to more
of the same next week.
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Fantastic.
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You've really made
some good choices.
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- Excuse me? Hello?
- Can't talk now.
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No, I don't want to talk.
I just want to tell you...
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- Look, police.
- Oh, shit! Run!
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Oi, you two! Come back!
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Come on!
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Come in here.
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Oh, my God!
What is the point...
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What is the point in getting
arrested just for sloganising?
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I like slogans.
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Blimey, that looks rac.
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So, you enjoying
your seat at the table?
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00:18:06,488 --> 00:18:08,856
Very much, thank you.
254
00:18:08,956 --> 00:18:10,389
I'm sg
a wom.
255
00:18:10,490 --> 00:18:14,924
Every Wednesda.
29 Grosvenor A, Islington.
256
00:18:15,024 --> 00:18:16,857
6:00. You should come.
257
00:18:18,522 --> 00:18:20,155
I'm... I'm busy Wednesdays.
258
00:18:20,255 --> 00:18:22,122
- You got homework?
- Leafleting.
259
00:18:22,222 --> 00:18:23,956
Leafleting?
260
00:18:24,056 --> 00:18:27,924
We're helping women cleaners unionise.
You should come along.
261
00:18:28,023 --> 00:18:31,356
Er... Thanks, no.
I don't really do organised.
262
00:18:31,455 --> 00:18:34,189
Well, that's all right.
I don't really do illegal.
263
00:18:34,289 --> 00:18:37,523
Well, if you change your mind,
you know where to find us.
264
00:18:39,889 --> 00:18:41,589
Just ask for the commune.
265
00:18:41,690 --> 00:18:43,456
Enjoy your leaflets!
266
00:18:46,956 --> 00:18:51,190
And she told me that her
daughter, who is also a divorcee,
267
00:18:51,289 --> 00:18:53,489
remarried
in the sweetest little frock,
268
00:18:53,590 --> 00:18:55,590
from Marks and Spencer,
would you believe?
269
00:18:55,689 --> 00:18:58,956
Clothes from a clothes shop?
Who'd have thought?
270
00:18:59,057 --> 00:19:02,057
The frock isn't the point,
as you know.
271
00:19:03,322 --> 00:19:06,557
Come on, sweetheart.
Let Granny do your tangles.
272
00:19:10,321 --> 00:19:12,422
You look tired, darling.
273
00:19:12,523 --> 00:19:16,323
Is it still
all essays and reading?
274
00:19:16,423 --> 00:19:19,223
Don't they ever have
socials
275
00:19:19,323 --> 00:19:21,557
or dances you and Gareth
could go to?
276
00:19:21,656 --> 00:19:24,823
You know me, Evelyn.
I'm not one for dancing.
277
00:19:24,924 --> 00:19:27,490
Veteran comedian
Bob Hope has been confirmed
278
00:19:27,589 --> 00:19:30,422
as the special guest at this
year's Miss World Competition.
279
00:19:30,522 --> 00:19:32,956
- Leave it there.
- Last year, 100 million people
280
00:19:33,055 --> 00:19:35,590
tuned in live to watch
Miss Austria take the crown,
281
00:19:35,689 --> 00:19:38,423
more viewers than saw
either the moon landings
282
00:19:38,522 --> 00:19:40,422
or the World Cup Final.
283
00:19:40,523 --> 00:19:42,590
Oh, isn't she lovely?
284
00:19:42,689 --> 00:19:45,490
Lovely long legs.
I wish I'd had legs like that.
285
00:19:45,589 --> 00:19:49,390
Her Miss World win has taken Eva
Rueber-Staier all around the globe.
286
00:19:49,489 --> 00:19:51,456
I'm a Miss World lady.
287
00:19:51,555 --> 00:19:53,223
You look beautiful, darling.
288
00:19:53,322 --> 00:19:54,255
Mum, don't.
289
00:19:54,423 --> 00:19:57,957
You and your sisters used to
love playing Miss World.
290
00:19:58,056 --> 00:20:00,156
We also liked o
eat our own sn.
291
00:20:00,256 --> 00:20:02,490
...thrill of being
the most beautiful girl...
292
00:20:02,590 --> 00:20:05,156
I don't want Abi watching that.
It's degrading and sexist.
293
00:20:05,255 --> 00:20:08,422
For goodness' sake.
What does that even mean?
294
00:20:08,522 --> 00:20:10,522
Right,
I'm gonna put supper on.
295
00:20:12,956 --> 00:20:14,924
Well, I think that's sexist.
296
00:20:16,122 --> 00:20:18,590
Making poor Gareth cook dinner.
297
00:20:20,154 --> 00:20:22,489
I wish
you'd be careful, darling.
298
00:20:22,590 --> 00:20:27,256
Some of your attitudes,
they're very... emasculating.
299
00:20:31,355 --> 00:20:34,522
Look at you. Give us a twirl.
300
00:21:06,088 --> 00:21:07,923
Hello.
301
00:21:08,023 --> 00:21:10,423
"21st Century Schizoid Man."
302
00:21:10,523 --> 00:21:12,156
Not "Court of
the Crimson Ki?
303
00:21:12,255 --> 00:21:14,122
"Schizoid" every time.
304
00:21:15,956 --> 00:21:17,989
You're talking about
sexism, not women's groups.
305
00:21:18,089 --> 00:21:20,290
Who's looking
at their vagina anyway?
306
00:21:22,322 --> 00:21:26,589
Have you bloody seen it?
Topless model on Page three.
307
00:21:26,690 --> 00:21:28,590
We should go and burn
their bloody offices down.
308
00:21:28,689 --> 00:21:30,355
That'd put women's liberation
on the map.
309
00:21:30,456 --> 00:21:32,857
I've got matches.
Anyone got the bus fare to Fleet Street?
310
00:21:32,955 --> 00:21:35,589
- I'm serious.
- Isn't arson a bit male, anyway?
311
00:21:35,690 --> 00:21:37,824
Oh, e.
312
00:21:37,922 --> 00:21:40,823
Everyone, this is...
What's your name?
313
00:21:40,923 --> 00:21:44,089
- Sally.
- She's a student.
314
00:21:44,189 --> 00:21:46,423
- Hello. Hi.
- Hi.
315
00:21:46,523 --> 00:21:48,989
- Well, come in.
- Sorry.
316
00:21:49,089 --> 00:21:51,390
I'm just saying,
you can talk all you like,
317
00:21:51,490 --> 00:21:54,889
but unless we start taking direct
action, nothing's gonna change.
318
00:21:54,988 --> 00:21:58,290
There's a motion to demonstrate
outside the Miss World contest.
319
00:21:58,389 --> 00:22:00,156
Who proposed that?
320
00:22:00,255 --> 00:22:03,289
Hazel Twort and Jan Williams from
the Peckham Rye women's group.
321
00:22:03,390 --> 00:22:05,590
There's a meeting about it at
the women's liberation workshop.
322
00:22:05,690 --> 00:22:08,255
What is the point in wasting
our time on a beauty pageant
323
00:22:08,356 --> 00:22:10,423
when there are serious
injustices to worry about?
324
00:22:10,522 --> 00:22:13,056
Sexual objectification
is serious.
325
00:22:13,155 --> 00:22:16,489
Yeah, that competition is one big,
fat celebration of oppression.
326
00:22:16,590 --> 00:22:19,256
What gets me is they sell it
as family entertainment.
327
00:22:19,356 --> 00:22:21,222
My daughter was watching
a television report...
328
00:22:21,322 --> 00:22:23,489
You've got a television?
329
00:22:24,322 --> 00:22:25,323
Yes.
330
00:22:27,121 --> 00:22:28,290
Haven't you?
331
00:22:28,389 --> 00:22:30,356
The media is a mouthpiece
for the establishment,
332
00:22:30,455 --> 00:22:34,355
which this commune doesn't
collude with on any level.
333
00:22:34,456 --> 00:22:36,557
So, no, we don't have
a television.
334
00:22:40,655 --> 00:22:44,222
But, erm...
if you won't talk to the media,
335
00:22:44,323 --> 00:22:46,356
then how are you gonna
get your message out?
336
00:22:56,888 --> 00:22:59,123
Well, come on, then.
Sarah, come with me.
337
00:23:07,522 --> 00:23:09,589
- Where are we going?
- You'll see.
338
00:23:18,623 --> 00:23:21,356
Do you like 'em?
They're good, aren't they?
339
00:23:21,456 --> 00:23:23,456
Is this what you do?
340
00:23:23,555 --> 00:23:26,189
Well, not for money,
if that's what you mean.
341
00:23:26,290 --> 00:23:28,155
How do you live, then?
342
00:23:28,255 --> 00:23:30,589
I do some clea.
Jo paints scen.
343
00:23:30,690 --> 00:23:33,923
We shy like e every.
344
00:23:34,023 --> 00:23:37,522
We keep it in a drawer in the kitchen.
Don't nick it, will you?
345
00:23:37,623 --> 00:23:40,323
Jo went to art college.
She's very creative.
346
00:23:40,422 --> 00:23:42,323
I've seen
some of her work.
347
00:23:42,422 --> 00:23:44,855
I went to art college
too, actually.
348
00:23:44,955 --> 00:23:47,455
Come on, then.
You write the message.
349
00:23:47,556 --> 00:23:49,422
We'll make sure
everyone sees it.
350
00:24:45,388 --> 00:24:48,155
You're an elusive man,
Mr Morley.
351
00:24:48,256 --> 00:24:50,423
Peter Hain,
Anti-Apartheid Movement.
352
00:24:50,523 --> 00:24:52,557
Never get involved
in anything political, son.
353
00:24:52,657 --> 00:24:54,356
We're a family
entertainment show.
354
00:24:57,921 --> 00:25:00,122
Well, taking oy
white candidats
355
00:25:00,223 --> 00:25:04,155
from a predominantly black country
every yer is political, Mr Morle.
356
00:25:04,255 --> 00:25:07,455
In fact, I'd say it's an unequivocal
endorsement of a racist regime.
357
00:25:07,556 --> 00:25:11,122
80% of South Africa's population
are black or coloured,
358
00:25:11,223 --> 00:25:13,022
and they have no right,
none.
359
00:25:13,123 --> 00:25:14,557
Excuse me.
360
00:25:14,656 --> 00:25:18,556
They tell me 27 million people
watch your show in the UK alone.
361
00:25:18,657 --> 00:25:21,490
Jesus, man. That's an endorsement
that packs quite a punch.
362
00:25:21,590 --> 00:25:24,589
You get the South African cricket
team banned, and now it's my turn?
363
00:25:24,689 --> 00:25:27,423
Boycott the South African
candidate or we picket the show.
364
00:25:27,523 --> 00:25:30,323
Trust me, your sponsors won't thank
you for that kind of publicity.
365
00:25:30,423 --> 00:25:32,056
What if I was to tell you
366
00:25:32,156 --> 00:25:35,256
we've decided to take a white
and a coloured girl this year?
367
00:25:35,355 --> 00:25:37,122
You're joking, aren't you?
368
00:25:37,222 --> 00:25:39,922
I thought that'd take
the wind out of your sails.
369
00:25:40,023 --> 00:25:43,155
- See him out, will you?
- You heard the man. This way.
370
00:25:46,988 --> 00:25:50,023
Get the South African office. Tell them
to find a decent-looking black girl.
371
00:25:50,122 --> 00:25:52,923
Get her on the same flight
as the white girl ASAP.
372
00:25:53,788 --> 00:25:55,889
South African office, please.
373
00:25:55,988 --> 00:25:59,355
I think you'll find I'm a man not
much given to joking, Mr Hain.
374
00:26:00,289 --> 00:26:02,823
Eric, I need a word.
375
00:26:05,154 --> 00:26:10,355
Some group calling themselves
the Women's Liberation Movement.
376
00:26:10,455 --> 00:26:14,823
Apparently they are going
to overthrow the patriarchy.
377
00:26:14,922 --> 00:26:18,089
- Overthrow the what?
- The patriarchy.
378
00:26:18,188 --> 00:26:20,322
Male establishment.
379
00:26:20,423 --> 00:26:23,422
Men like you, Eric.
380
00:26:23,522 --> 00:26:26,289
I'm getting calls from journalists.
They want to know our response.
381
00:26:26,390 --> 00:26:28,356
Bloody women's liberation.
382
00:26:31,489 --> 00:26:34,023
I told you,
by the time I found out,
383
00:26:34,123 --> 00:26:37,055
she had already committed me to the
show, it was too late to pull out.
384
00:26:37,156 --> 00:26:38,490
Hmm.
385
00:26:38,590 --> 00:26:41,190
Did the naughty little intern
twist your arm?
386
00:26:41,289 --> 00:26:43,323
Dol, I'm giving a show.
387
00:26:43,422 --> 00:26:45,855
That's it.
In, out, end of story.
388
00:26:45,956 --> 00:26:47,822
It wasn't how
the story ended last time.
389
00:26:47,923 --> 00:26:49,989
You wanna stay home?
Is that what you're saying?
390
00:26:50,088 --> 00:26:53,190
- You'd like that, wouldn't you?
- No, I wouldn't.
391
00:26:53,289 --> 00:26:54,522
I...
392
00:26:54,621 --> 00:26:56,822
Listen, I woult
like that one.
393
00:26:58,422 --> 00:27:00,456
Come.
394
00:27:00,556 --> 00:27:04,256
We can go to L,
have some fun.
395
00:27:04,355 --> 00:27:08,955
Lord, you've got a sweet tongue
when you know you're in the wrong.
396
00:27:09,056 --> 00:27:12,323
- I don't know what you want.
- An apology.
397
00:27:12,422 --> 00:27:14,589
"Never again."
That's what you said.
398
00:27:14,688 --> 00:27:16,389
"Miss World, never again."
399
00:27:16,490 --> 00:27:19,023
- Ten years ago.
- It was still a promise.
400
00:27:20,388 --> 00:27:22,190
Oh, my wife,
401
00:27:22,289 --> 00:27:24,489
- because you are so good...
- Bob, don't.
402
00:27:24,589 --> 00:27:27,823
...please forge
403
00:27:27,923 --> 00:27:29,855
for the sins
that I have committed.
404
00:27:29,955 --> 00:27:32,190
- Stop it, I said.
- And by your good grace,
405
00:27:32,289 --> 00:27:34,222
I will not sin again.
406
00:27:40,189 --> 00:27:41,323
Everything locked down, sir.
407
00:27:41,422 --> 00:27:45,023
Lifts disabled. Second and third
floor sealed like Fort Knox.
408
00:27:52,288 --> 00:27:55,122
Right, so we've had all kinds
of fun and games in the past
409
00:27:55,223 --> 00:27:57,222
with amorous Romeos,
but this year,
410
00:27:57,322 --> 00:28:01,455
our problem's a bunch of
anti-establishment mischief-makers.
411
00:28:01,554 --> 00:28:04,555
So, chaperones, stick to
your contestants like glue.
412
00:28:04,656 --> 00:28:08,056
Anything untoward,
Mrs Morley needs to know about it.
413
00:28:08,155 --> 00:28:09,489
Any time, day or night.
414
00:28:09,588 --> 00:28:11,322
First coach arriving.
415
00:28:11,422 --> 00:28:14,055
You boys on security,
I'm not employing you
416
00:28:14,156 --> 00:28:16,056
to stand around
looking like James Bond.
417
00:28:16,155 --> 00:28:18,556
Eyes and ears open
the whole time, please.
418
00:28:18,655 --> 00:28:20,289
- Is that understood?
- Yes, sir.
419
00:28:20,390 --> 00:28:22,390
- Is that understood?
- Yes, sir!
420
00:28:23,421 --> 00:28:25,422
Philippines.
421
00:28:25,521 --> 00:28:27,356
Yugos.
422
00:28:27,455 --> 00:28:28,822
Hi.
423
00:28:28,922 --> 00:28:30,122
Austr.
424
00:28:31,221 --> 00:28:32,422
Ceylon.
425
00:28:34,155 --> 00:28:35,190
Japan.
426
00:28:37,021 --> 00:28:38,222
Hong Kong.
427
00:28:39,654 --> 00:28:40,955
Grenada.
428
00:28:42,988 --> 00:28:44,855
Mexico.
429
00:28:44,955 --> 00:28:46,423
Darling, that's it.
430
00:28:48,288 --> 00:28:49,488
Spain.
431
00:28:49,589 --> 00:28:50,956
Ecuador.
432
00:28:51,055 --> 00:28:52,222
Portu.
433
00:28:53,554 --> 00:28:54,855
Israel.
434
00:28:54,955 --> 00:28:56,888
Jennifer Hosten.
435
00:29:06,021 --> 00:29:07,922
Roger, we cannot have
a situation
436
00:29:08,023 --> 00:29:09,856
where we have more contestants
than chaperones.
437
00:29:09,956 --> 00:29:11,389
- Could somebody have gone to the toilet?
- It's possible.
438
00:29:11,488 --> 00:29:13,488
- Could you check? Don't go in there, but check.
- I can do.
439
00:29:13,588 --> 00:29:15,888
Oh, my! What a reception!
440
00:29:17,654 --> 00:29:20,521
- Which country are you from?
- Grenada.
441
00:29:21,289 --> 00:29:22,588
Oh, my.
442
00:29:26,389 --> 00:29:28,123
Oh, my!
443
00:29:29,955 --> 00:29:32,156
English, Mandarin, Cantonese.
444
00:29:35,388 --> 00:29:37,255
First time away from home?
445
00:29:38,889 --> 00:29:41,056
First time
away from home.
446
00:29:41,156 --> 00:29:42,856
First time on a plane.
447
00:29:43,922 --> 00:29:46,190
First time being so cold.
448
00:29:48,487 --> 00:29:52,989
I'm the first black South African
to take part in Miss World.
449
00:29:53,088 --> 00:29:55,123
I'm the first
Miss Grenada t.
450
00:30:00,588 --> 00:30:04,355
It must be...
very different.
451
00:30:07,154 --> 00:30:08,855
Yes.
452
00:30:08,956 --> 00:30:10,454
Very different.
453
00:30:10,554 --> 00:30:11,587
Afric?
454
00:30:11,821 --> 00:30:14,822
I'm your chape.
I'm going to be looking after.
455
00:30:14,922 --> 00:30:18,189
No need to look so worried.
We're going to take very good care of you.
456
00:30:18,290 --> 00:30:20,923
Everyone has to have
a chaperone.
457
00:30:21,022 --> 00:30:23,190
A chaperone?
Why do I need a chaperone?
458
00:30:23,289 --> 00:30:24,955
It's a Mecca requirement,
Miss Sweden,
459
00:30:25,055 --> 00:30:27,956
as stipulated
by the contract you signed.
460
00:30:28,055 --> 00:30:31,022
Mrs McKenzie is trained
to the highest standards.
461
00:30:31,123 --> 00:30:33,190
Come,
Miss.
462
00:30:33,289 --> 00:30:36,155
- Up to measurements.
- I can walk, thank you.
463
00:30:36,256 --> 00:30:37,988
I'll take your coat.
464
00:30:41,622 --> 00:30:43,856
- No sticking out.
- I'm not.
465
00:30:43,956 --> 00:30:44,989
Thirty five...
466
00:30:45,089 --> 00:30:46,889
- Country?
- South Africa.
467
00:30:46,988 --> 00:30:48,089
Thirty-three.
468
00:30:48,188 --> 00:30:49,322
Twenty-seven.
469
00:30:49,422 --> 00:30:51,489
- Country?
- Grenada.
470
00:30:51,588 --> 00:30:52,556
Thirty-two.
471
00:30:57,054 --> 00:30:58,555
- Country?
- Sweden.
472
00:30:58,656 --> 00:31:00,256
Thirty-three.
473
00:31:01,954 --> 00:31:03,421
Twenty-six.
474
00:31:05,921 --> 00:31:07,189
Thirty-two.
475
00:31:08,922 --> 00:31:10,522
Just a statutory
padding check, dear.
476
00:31:11,555 --> 00:31:13,555
Next one, please.
477
00:31:13,656 --> 00:31:15,856
- Country?
- United Kingdom.
478
00:31:15,956 --> 00:31:17,556
- Thirty-two.
- Thirty-five.
479
00:31:17,656 --> 00:31:19,588
- Thirty-three.
- Twenty-six.
480
00:31:19,689 --> 00:31:21,589
- Twenty-six.
- Thirty-one.
481
00:31:27,989 --> 00:31:32,322
You know, maybe things
are different in Sweden,
482
00:31:32,421 --> 00:31:35,589
but you should try starting out
in Nowhere, Illinois.
483
00:31:35,688 --> 00:31:40,056
I'm telling you, if I hadn't have won
a beauty pageant and kept on winning,
484
00:31:40,155 --> 00:31:42,256
my life would have amounted
to jack shit.
485
00:31:42,354 --> 00:31:46,488
The girl who wins this thing
is gonna take home $6,000,
486
00:31:46,589 --> 00:31:49,056
maybe even earn 30 more.
487
00:31:50,388 --> 00:31:52,156
Just accept that
the female of the species...
488
00:31:52,256 --> 00:31:54,522
- Country?
- Grenada.
489
00:31:54,621 --> 00:31:58,189
...and the smart girl just has to
work out how to wiggle around them.
490
00:31:59,922 --> 00:32:02,256
If being smart
is all it takes,
491
00:32:02,354 --> 00:32:06,055
then how come no black girl
has ever won this competition?
492
00:32:06,156 --> 00:32:08,322
Maybe sometimes
wiggling isn't enough.
493
00:32:12,321 --> 00:32:15,521
I'm sorry. I didn't mean to
imply that you couldn't win.
494
00:32:19,889 --> 00:32:22,822
Nice big smiles. Teeth.
495
00:32:24,121 --> 00:32:25,856
Nice tight bottoms.
496
00:32:26,821 --> 00:32:30,190
So, ladies,
a big Mecca welcome to you all.
497
00:32:30,288 --> 00:32:32,022
We're delighted to
have you with us.
498
00:32:32,122 --> 00:32:35,223
Remember, you're the most
beautiful girls in the world.
499
00:32:35,321 --> 00:32:37,189
- All right? Bring them in.
- Teeth.
500
00:32:52,155 --> 00:32:55,190
- Look over here, love.
- Hello, London!
501
00:32:55,289 --> 00:32:57,588
- Miss Sweden.
- Miss Sweden. Show us your legs.
502
00:32:57,689 --> 00:32:59,455
- Miss Sweden.
- Go on, show us those blue eyes.
503
00:32:59,554 --> 00:33:01,956
- Miss France!
- Miss Sweden, over here, love.
504
00:33:03,387 --> 00:33:06,221
- Give us a smile, girl.
- Miss Sweden.
505
00:33:06,322 --> 00:33:08,956
Give us a wink, love.
Over here.
506
00:33:09,055 --> 00:33:12,488
Are you nervous or excited about
being the bookies' favourite?
507
00:33:12,589 --> 00:33:15,155
Nervous?
Not particularly.
508
00:33:15,255 --> 00:33:16,923
- Miss UK.
- That's it, lovely.
509
00:33:17,022 --> 00:33:18,123
Hello.
510
00:33:18,255 --> 00:33:21,122
- Blow us a kiss.
- Yes, thank you. Clear a path, gents.
511
00:33:23,588 --> 00:33:25,355
There.
512
00:33:25,454 --> 00:33:27,521
How about an arm
around each other, girls?
513
00:33:30,221 --> 00:33:31,956
So which one are you, love?
514
00:33:32,055 --> 00:33:35,188
Well, I'm Miss South Africa,
and she's Miss...
515
00:33:38,488 --> 00:33:42,022
I think you're Miss South Africa
and I'm Miss Africa South, aren't I?
516
00:33:42,122 --> 00:33:43,988
Anti-apartheid
spokesmen are g
517
00:33:44,088 --> 00:33:45,955
South Africa should be banned
from the competition.
518
00:33:46,056 --> 00:33:47,322
Where do you both stand
on that?
519
00:33:47,421 --> 00:33:49,855
Back home, you wouldn't be
allowed in the same bus...
520
00:33:49,956 --> 00:33:52,355
That's quite e.
You know the r.
521
00:33:52,454 --> 00:33:54,521
Let's leave pos
to the politic.
522
00:33:54,622 --> 00:33:57,089
- It's a perfectly...
- Thank you.
523
00:33:57,188 --> 00:33:59,989
For Pete's sake!
Show us your legs, Julia.
524
00:34:00,089 --> 00:34:03,521
Oi, oi, oi, oi! She's the organising
director, you disrespectful little toad.
525
00:34:03,622 --> 00:34:05,155
- It's a perfectly valid...
- Get him out.
526
00:34:05,255 --> 00:34:08,122
- It's a valid question.
- Come on. Come on.
527
00:34:17,388 --> 00:34:20,189
"Anti-apartheid campaigners
have described the decision
528
00:34:20,289 --> 00:34:23,856
to include both a white and
black South African contestat
529
00:34:23,956 --> 00:34:27,421
as a spineless attempt to
whitewash a monstrous regime."
530
00:34:27,521 --> 00:34:30,555
Oh, that rag!
It's only fit for chip.
531
00:34:30,655 --> 00:34:32,422
It's the same in all of them.
532
00:34:35,254 --> 00:34:37,888
Which judges do we have so far?
533
00:34:37,989 --> 00:34:40,955
Oh, Joan Collins,
Glen Campbell,
534
00:34:41,055 --> 00:34:43,121
the executive from the BBC.
535
00:34:43,222 --> 00:34:46,055
And... Oh, God,
that folksy Danish singer.
536
00:34:46,154 --> 00:34:47,822
- What's her name?
- Nina.
537
00:34:50,089 --> 00:34:54,989
You know, sometimes I think for
Eric it will forever be the 1950s.
538
00:34:58,022 --> 00:34:59,322
Well...
539
00:34:59,422 --> 00:35:04,389
I'm afraid we must
either adapt or die.
540
00:35:06,989 --> 00:35:07,955
Right.
541
00:35:08,055 --> 00:35:10,022
Anyone who thinks
this isn't a good idea?
542
00:35:10,121 --> 00:35:12,454
- No.
- Anyone against?
543
00:35:12,554 --> 00:35:15,022
What about trying to find some other
women's groups from out of town?
544
00:35:15,121 --> 00:35:17,556
Definitely. The more the merrier.
545
00:35:17,656 --> 00:35:19,422
Hazel Twort
from Peckham R.
546
00:35:19,521 --> 00:35:23,322
We'd like to know which group
released this communiqué to the press.
547
00:35:23,421 --> 00:35:25,822
I don't think it
came from our group.
548
00:35:28,121 --> 00:35:31,855
Er... Jo Robinson,
Grosvenor Avenue.
549
00:35:32,921 --> 00:35:34,188
We...
550
00:35:34,387 --> 00:35:37,221
Well, we thought we'd get the message
out in advance, put us on the map.
551
00:35:37,322 --> 00:35:38,989
We agreed
at the last meg
552
00:35:39,088 --> 00:35:41,122
to make the action at Miss
World a surprise happening.
553
00:35:41,222 --> 00:35:43,189
You people
from Grosvenor Avenue,
554
00:35:43,289 --> 00:35:46,222
you can't go around
making unilateral decisions.
555
00:35:48,954 --> 00:35:50,922
We've a problem
with compliance.
556
00:35:52,255 --> 00:35:57,389
Well, now the BBC want a spokesman to
represent our position on television.
557
00:35:58,622 --> 00:36:00,522
Peckham Rye dot
have a spokesm.
558
00:36:00,622 --> 00:36:02,522
And we don't engage
with the media, so...
559
00:36:05,022 --> 00:36:08,889
Well, Sally Alexander, from the
Association of Student Leafleters.
560
00:36:08,989 --> 00:36:10,155
She'll do it.
561
00:36:18,455 --> 00:36:20,889
Right,
shall we get out of here?
562
00:36:20,989 --> 00:36:23,823
- What the hell are you playing at?
- What?
563
00:36:23,923 --> 00:36:25,589
- You wrote it.
- You printed it.
564
00:36:25,689 --> 00:36:27,389
Well, no one else
is gonna do it.
565
00:36:27,488 --> 00:36:29,488
You're the one who thinks
the media matters.
566
00:36:29,589 --> 00:36:32,022
Doesn't mean that you can
volunteer me to go on television.
567
00:36:32,122 --> 00:36:34,455
Don't be
so bloody spineless.
568
00:36:34,555 --> 00:36:36,989
It was your id.
Stand by it.
569
00:36:51,455 --> 00:36:55,188
Well, I'm afraid after all
these exciting pastimes,
570
00:36:55,288 --> 00:36:57,855
judging a beauty contet
may seem rather tame.
571
00:36:57,956 --> 00:37:00,221
- Absolutely not.
- Mrs Morley?
572
00:37:01,220 --> 00:37:03,021
Forgive my interruption.
573
00:37:03,122 --> 00:37:06,422
Sir Eric Gairy,
the Prime Minister of Grenada.
574
00:37:06,521 --> 00:37:08,588
Delighted to meet you,
Mr Prime Minister.
575
00:37:08,688 --> 00:37:10,421
Gentlemen.
576
00:37:11,388 --> 00:37:12,856
Please.
577
00:37:14,120 --> 00:37:15,454
Since this is the first year
578
00:37:15,554 --> 00:37:17,488
my country has taken part
in the competition,
579
00:37:17,588 --> 00:37:19,956
I thought it rude
not to introduce myself.
580
00:37:20,054 --> 00:37:22,922
And I must confess
to some curiosity,
581
00:37:23,022 --> 00:37:25,455
seeing so charming a woman
in the Commonwealth Club.
582
00:37:25,555 --> 00:37:28,189
There's no great mystery,
I can assure you.
583
00:37:28,289 --> 00:37:30,355
I have the very pleasant task
584
00:37:30,454 --> 00:37:33,021
of briefing
our three new judges.
585
00:37:33,121 --> 00:37:35,422
The Ambassador of Indonesia,
586
00:37:35,521 --> 00:37:37,588
His Excellency,
the High Commissioner of Malawi,
587
00:37:37,688 --> 00:37:41,087
and His Royal Highness,
the Maharaja of Baroda.
588
00:37:42,621 --> 00:37:45,555
You'll prove your critics wrong,
Mrs Morley.
589
00:37:45,656 --> 00:37:47,556
Miss World does move
with the times.
590
00:37:47,656 --> 00:37:49,589
- It does indeed.
- And just think,
591
00:37:49,688 --> 00:37:52,954
if you were also to
appoint me as a judge,
592
00:37:53,054 --> 00:37:57,354
you'd have representatives from
Asia, Africa and the Caribbean.
593
00:37:59,454 --> 00:38:01,987
What could be more progressive?
594
00:38:03,321 --> 00:38:04,489
Indee.
595
00:38:07,654 --> 00:38:09,388
This way, plea.
596
00:38:23,053 --> 00:38:26,322
Take a seat here, please.
Thanks.
597
00:38:26,421 --> 00:38:29,054
Lord Bly, Marjorie Jones.
Sally Alexander.
598
00:38:34,488 --> 00:38:36,522
Do you think
you might be able to wangle
599
00:38:36,621 --> 00:38:38,355
a couple of seats
for Miss World this year?
600
00:38:38,455 --> 00:38:41,189
- Of course.
- I've taken a liking to Miss Sweden.
601
00:38:41,289 --> 00:38:44,155
- Hello, Lord Bly.
- Robin.
602
00:38:44,255 --> 00:38:45,455
Ladie.
603
00:38:46,253 --> 00:38:48,588
Looking rather lovely,
if I may say.
604
00:38:48,689 --> 00:38:51,255
We'll be going live
in ten seconds.
605
00:38:54,355 --> 00:38:57,289
Well, my dear, you're certainly
kicking up a stink about something.
606
00:38:57,388 --> 00:38:59,222
I simply don't understand
the problem.
607
00:38:59,321 --> 00:39:02,588
Our objection isn't to the
women involved in Miss World.
608
00:39:02,688 --> 00:39:05,021
So what exactly
is your objection?
609
00:39:05,121 --> 00:39:06,888
Our objection
is not to the women.
610
00:39:06,987 --> 00:39:08,588
You've already said that.
Answer the question.
611
00:39:08,689 --> 00:39:11,855
Our objection is to the system
which accords value
612
00:39:11,955 --> 00:39:14,589
solely on the basis of a culturally
imposed physical standard.
613
00:39:16,188 --> 00:39:18,322
I don't even understand
what that means.
614
00:39:18,422 --> 00:39:21,122
Maybe I'm just too pretty.
615
00:39:21,221 --> 00:39:26,155
Beautiful girls have been
admired since time immemorial.
616
00:39:26,254 --> 00:39:28,488
Women are not objects.
We are not ornaments.
617
00:39:28,589 --> 00:39:30,489
We are not here for
the pleasure of others.
618
00:39:30,589 --> 00:39:33,522
Sally's every t
as pretty as h.
619
00:39:33,621 --> 00:39:36,121
...saying they
should be outlawed?
620
00:39:36,221 --> 00:39:40,988
What possible harm can there be
in a pretty girl displaying her charms?
621
00:39:41,087 --> 00:39:45,154
A woman like Marjorie is not forced
to take part in these competitions.
622
00:39:45,255 --> 00:39:46,988
She enters of her own free will.
623
00:39:47,087 --> 00:39:49,288
Exactly. I thik
you women's lis
624
00:39:49,389 --> 00:39:51,855
are just a bunch of killjoys
625
00:39:51,955 --> 00:39:55,155
who wanna deny the public
a bit of innocent fun.
626
00:39:55,254 --> 00:39:58,821
We are not attacking Marjorie
or any other contestant.
627
00:39:58,921 --> 00:40:03,388
We are protesting because this
competition symbolises our exploitation.
628
00:40:03,489 --> 00:40:05,922
Why should Marjorie have to
earn her place in the world
629
00:40:06,022 --> 00:40:07,489
by looking
a particular way?
630
00:40:07,588 --> 00:40:10,189
Why should I?
Why should any woman?
631
00:40:10,288 --> 00:40:12,321
You don't. He doesn't.
632
00:40:13,521 --> 00:40:15,122
Why s?
633
00:40:16,921 --> 00:40:19,022
Has she got a point?
634
00:40:19,122 --> 00:40:21,988
I don't deny
her sincerity,
635
00:40:22,088 --> 00:40:25,922
but to demand that
Miss World be banned?
636
00:40:26,022 --> 00:40:29,489
I mean, it's over-emotional,
puritanical nonsense.
637
00:40:30,622 --> 00:40:33,055
The only other forum
in which participants
638
00:40:33,155 --> 00:40:35,254
are weighed, measured
and publicly examined
639
00:40:35,354 --> 00:40:39,154
before being assigned their
value is a cattle market.
640
00:40:39,254 --> 00:40:42,354
A cattle market? Well,
that's an unappealing analogy.
641
00:41:03,587 --> 00:41:06,254
- And we're off air.
- Very good. Thank you very much, everyone.
642
00:41:06,354 --> 00:41:08,188
- That went very well.
- Thank you, Robin.
643
00:41:08,288 --> 00:41:11,955
Lord Bly and Miss Jones,
of course.
644
00:41:12,054 --> 00:41:14,021
You did very well indeed.
645
00:41:14,121 --> 00:41:15,555
It was extremely clear.
646
00:41:15,656 --> 00:41:17,489
I really enjoyed my time
in the pageant.
647
00:41:17,589 --> 00:41:19,589
I don't know what
she's talking about.
648
00:41:19,689 --> 00:41:21,522
I'm sure everyone did
and enjoyed watching it.
649
00:41:21,621 --> 00:41:23,322
Baffling.
650
00:41:26,455 --> 00:41:30,054
This rehearsal is your
chance to get it righ.
651
00:41:30,154 --> 00:41:33,155
Because if you fall flat on your
face down this hole or that hole
652
00:41:33,254 --> 00:41:36,087
on the night, the world
and his wife will be watching.
653
00:41:36,188 --> 00:41:38,855
- Isn't that right, Clive?
- That is correct.
654
00:41:38,955 --> 00:41:42,088
What I need you all to do now is
to make a line all along here,
655
00:41:42,187 --> 00:41:45,355
all along the hall,
from A to Z.
656
00:41:45,454 --> 00:41:48,822
Alphabetical order, please.
Come on, hurry, hurry.
657
00:41:48,921 --> 00:41:51,222
Not on the stage, darling, please.
Get her off the stage, Clive.
658
00:41:51,321 --> 00:41:54,154
- A, B, C. Alphabetical order.
- Around the edge of the stage.
659
00:41:54,255 --> 00:41:56,987
Come on, we've got a live show
in three days' time.
660
00:41:57,087 --> 00:41:58,454
- Herd 'em! Herd 'em!
- Keep moving.
661
00:41:58,555 --> 00:42:01,222
- Herd them up. Herd them, Clive.
- Keep moving.
662
00:42:01,322 --> 00:42:03,556
- I'm Grenada.
- G.
663
00:42:03,655 --> 00:42:05,489
Clive,
have a look at Japan.
664
00:42:05,588 --> 00:42:08,354
- Right, Japan, find the right space.
- Lovely. Straight line.
665
00:42:08,455 --> 00:42:09,888
Af...
666
00:42:09,987 --> 00:42:12,355
Yugoslavia,
what are you doing up here?
667
00:42:12,454 --> 00:42:14,322
That's A. Where does Y go?
668
00:42:14,422 --> 00:42:16,521
Right at the back.
Let's get you down here.
669
00:42:18,120 --> 00:42:20,289
Look at her go.
There we go.
670
00:42:20,388 --> 00:42:24,854
F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P,
Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X...
671
00:42:24,954 --> 00:42:26,921
Yugoslavia.
Thank you very much.
672
00:42:27,021 --> 00:42:28,954
And through the portal.
673
00:42:29,055 --> 00:42:31,988
Through the portal,
and smiling all the time.
674
00:42:32,088 --> 00:42:34,522
Brazil!
Brazil, eyes on me, please.
675
00:42:34,621 --> 00:42:36,588
Stop.
Or there will be accidents.
676
00:42:36,687 --> 00:42:38,888
This is a treacherous stage.
677
00:42:38,987 --> 00:42:40,887
Smile to camer.
678
00:42:40,987 --> 00:42:42,254
Lovely smile.
679
00:42:42,354 --> 00:42:44,821
The whole world is watching.
680
00:42:44,921 --> 00:42:47,055
And walking.
681
00:42:47,155 --> 00:42:49,254
And walking and walking,
682
00:42:49,354 --> 00:42:50,954
and mind the step.
683
00:42:51,055 --> 00:42:53,589
Keep smiling,
looking up, looking up.
684
00:42:53,688 --> 00:42:56,389
There we are.
And we stop here.
685
00:42:56,488 --> 00:42:59,188
And we turn to camera two.
686
00:42:59,288 --> 00:43:02,288
Where's camera two, Clive?
687
00:43:02,388 --> 00:43:05,421
Where's camera two?
I'm telling her to turn to camera two.
688
00:43:05,521 --> 00:43:09,155
There's no camera. Clive? I mean, come on.
It's not bloody rocket science.
689
00:43:09,254 --> 00:43:12,888
Camera two. Where is it?
Can someone please find camera two?
690
00:43:12,988 --> 00:43:13,887
- I'll stand in for...
- Chop, chop.
691
00:43:13,988 --> 00:43:16,355
- She can smile at me.
- Clive's gonna stand in.
692
00:43:16,454 --> 00:43:17,619
Clive is camera two,
everyone.
693
00:43:17,854 --> 00:43:21,888
Clive's standing in. Don't do that, Clive.
Don't do the hands thing.
694
00:43:21,988 --> 00:43:24,522
Just stand there.
Don't do anything a camera wouldn't do.
695
00:43:24,620 --> 00:43:27,588
Maybe hold a two up so the
girls know it's a two, okay?
696
00:43:27,688 --> 00:43:29,855
There we are.
So that's camera two.
697
00:43:29,954 --> 00:43:31,321
Clive is camera two.
698
00:43:31,421 --> 00:43:34,254
Give Clive a smile.
Keep smiling anywhere you like.
699
00:43:34,354 --> 00:43:36,254
And back and back and back.
700
00:43:36,354 --> 00:43:38,121
Mind the step. Good girl.
Good girl.
701
00:43:38,222 --> 00:43:39,587
This is camera three.
702
00:43:39,687 --> 00:43:41,888
This is camera three's
big derriere shot.
703
00:43:41,988 --> 00:43:44,188
I'm going to get
some fresh air.
704
00:43:44,288 --> 00:43:46,489
Oh, I'm afraid
you can't do that without me.
705
00:43:46,588 --> 00:43:48,289
Miss Sweden?
706
00:43:48,389 --> 00:43:51,189
My name is
Maj Christel Johansson.
707
00:43:51,288 --> 00:43:53,054
Miss Johansson, please.
708
00:43:53,154 --> 00:43:55,388
Just give me two minuts
while I get my bag.
709
00:43:55,489 --> 00:43:57,255
This way. Step, step, step.
710
00:43:59,054 --> 00:44:01,021
Maj, it's Jennifer.
711
00:44:08,320 --> 00:44:09,987
- You all right?
- Come on in.
712
00:44:17,420 --> 00:44:19,954
You're so serene.
713
00:44:20,055 --> 00:44:23,454
I mean, how do you put up
with this bullshit?
714
00:44:23,554 --> 00:44:27,455
You are a very lucky person if you
think this is being treated badly.
715
00:44:29,621 --> 00:44:33,188
After all,
you're the favourite to win.
716
00:44:33,288 --> 00:44:37,188
I don't want to be the favourite
if this is what it gets me.
717
00:44:37,288 --> 00:44:39,554
There's no point
swimming against the tide.
718
00:44:39,654 --> 00:44:41,987
One just has to rise with it.
719
00:44:45,220 --> 00:44:48,121
What do you do when you're
not being ordered around
720
00:44:48,222 --> 00:44:50,189
by a funny Englishman
with strange hair?
721
00:44:52,153 --> 00:44:54,388
I'm an air hostess.
722
00:44:54,488 --> 00:44:57,087
But my ambition
is to work in broadcasting.
723
00:44:58,187 --> 00:44:59,854
For real?
724
00:44:59,955 --> 00:45:03,222
Or just for them to say,
"Miss Grenada's ambition is..."
725
00:45:03,321 --> 00:45:04,489
For real.
726
00:45:06,454 --> 00:45:08,854
You'd be a good broadcaster.
727
00:45:08,955 --> 00:45:10,822
You speak so nicely.
728
00:45:11,988 --> 00:45:13,488
I was properly raised.
729
00:45:15,355 --> 00:45:18,154
My father's a lawyer
and my mother's a teacher.
730
00:45:19,554 --> 00:45:23,289
"Elocution and deportment
matter, Jennifer."
731
00:45:27,586 --> 00:45:29,887
I work as a model.
732
00:45:29,988 --> 00:45:31,455
But I'd like to study.
733
00:45:33,420 --> 00:45:36,354
I thought with the prize money,
I could maybe come to England and...
734
00:45:37,888 --> 00:45:40,221
But it's all just
people pushing you around
735
00:45:40,321 --> 00:45:42,887
and flash bulbs in your face
the whole time.
736
00:45:44,520 --> 00:45:47,222
Not so many flashbulbs
for me.
737
00:45:47,321 --> 00:45:49,154
Like I said,
it's all bullshit.
738
00:45:51,154 --> 00:45:53,488
I mean,
doesn't it make you angry?
739
00:45:54,987 --> 00:45:56,221
You know...
740
00:45:57,421 --> 00:46:02,355
I think maybe...
it makes me more determined.
741
00:46:07,020 --> 00:46:09,421
- Congratulations.
- Bloody hell, Clive.
742
00:46:09,521 --> 00:46:12,354
Don't take it so seriously.
Just leave the crown.
743
00:46:12,454 --> 00:46:14,255
Do you want me to adjust
the little clamp?
744
00:46:14,354 --> 00:46:15,854
I'll do the clamp. Just...
745
00:46:35,255 --> 00:46:37,322
Big smile on the face.
746
00:46:37,420 --> 00:46:39,453
Gold crown on the head.
747
00:46:39,554 --> 00:46:42,988
Walking down the catwalk,
minding the step, of course.
748
00:46:43,087 --> 00:46:45,954
It's a bloody dream come true.
749
00:46:46,055 --> 00:46:49,488
Who would have believed it,
little me, Miss World?
750
00:46:49,588 --> 00:46:51,421
And taking it all in.
751
00:46:51,520 --> 00:46:53,322
Un, deux, troi.
752
00:46:55,121 --> 00:46:59,954
Uno, due... Crying if you like.
You will cry.
753
00:47:00,054 --> 00:47:02,587
Yes, yes, yes, I am sh.
754
00:47:02,687 --> 00:47:04,821
I am Miss World.
755
00:47:04,922 --> 00:47:07,521
I am the one,
the beautiful one.
756
00:47:07,620 --> 00:47:10,587
I am free. I am she.
757
00:47:10,688 --> 00:47:13,122
Miss Miss World.
758
00:47:13,222 --> 00:47:15,355
I like that unm
of yours.
759
00:47:15,453 --> 00:47:17,321
They should cut them
like that in the military.
760
00:47:17,420 --> 00:47:20,288
We could dazzle the enemy
into submission.
761
00:47:20,388 --> 00:47:22,322
Absolutely.
762
00:47:24,021 --> 00:47:26,189
You are funny, Mr Hope.
763
00:47:26,289 --> 00:47:28,822
No, I'm serious.
This man knows what I'm talking about.
764
00:47:28,922 --> 00:47:30,421
Look at him. Him too.
765
00:47:30,521 --> 00:47:32,555
You know,
it's the funniest thing, Archie.
766
00:47:34,221 --> 00:47:37,454
The last time
Bob guested on this show,
767
00:47:37,554 --> 00:47:39,387
oh, it must ben
years ago now,
768
00:47:40,421 --> 00:47:43,421
he brought the winning girl
home with him.
769
00:47:44,754 --> 00:47:49,255
Got it into his head he was going
to make a movie star out of he.
770
00:47:51,188 --> 00:47:54,955
It turned out she didn't have
the least aptitude for it.
771
00:47:58,419 --> 00:48:01,587
She's still in California,
as a matter of fact.
772
00:48:03,221 --> 00:48:05,855
Though what she lives off,
Lord alone knows.
773
00:48:07,586 --> 00:48:11,420
I suppose she found herself
a sugar daddy somewhere.
774
00:48:15,319 --> 00:48:17,520
I'm sure she was grateful
for the break.
775
00:48:17,621 --> 00:48:19,255
I know I am.
776
00:48:21,420 --> 00:48:22,786
How's my script coming,
Archie?
777
00:48:22,953 --> 00:48:26,222
We were thinking we could make something
of the fact your folks were British,
778
00:48:26,320 --> 00:48:28,189
you know, as an opener.
779
00:48:30,354 --> 00:48:32,454
"Of course,
I was born here in London.
780
00:48:32,553 --> 00:48:34,921
You can probably tell
from the accent."
781
00:48:40,153 --> 00:48:42,888
Idea is,
I'm supposed to be funny.
782
00:48:42,987 --> 00:48:46,189
Let's try and keep it
that way, huh?
783
00:48:46,288 --> 00:48:49,054
So, topics for your
dissertations.
784
00:48:49,155 --> 00:48:51,255
How are you getting on?
785
00:48:51,353 --> 00:48:53,955
No. N.
786
00:48:54,054 --> 00:48:57,055
The Industrial Revolution
in Scotland.
787
00:48:58,088 --> 00:48:59,822
Good choice.
788
00:48:59,921 --> 00:49:01,054
Sally?
789
00:49:01,154 --> 00:49:02,888
I was thinking about
looking at it
790
00:49:02,987 --> 00:49:05,121
from the point of view
of women workers.
791
00:49:06,353 --> 00:49:07,821
Mm, it's a bit niche.
792
00:49:08,586 --> 00:49:10,320
You might want to rethink.
793
00:49:11,420 --> 00:49:12,955
Or at least refocus.
794
00:49:14,221 --> 00:49:16,922
Er... sorry?
Re... Refocus how?
795
00:49:17,022 --> 00:49:21,188
Er, perhaps broaden
the scope a little.
796
00:49:23,221 --> 00:49:25,121
You know, I saw you on TV.
797
00:49:26,053 --> 00:49:29,021
- Sally was on TV? Oh!
- Yeah.
798
00:49:29,121 --> 00:49:32,387
Interesting stuff, but don't let
it draw you into a cul-de-sac,
799
00:49:32,488 --> 00:49:34,888
academically speaking.
800
00:49:34,988 --> 00:49:39,022
Your subject needs to have
a genuine relevance.
801
00:49:39,121 --> 00:49:44,122
Best to steer clear
of more... minority interests.
802
00:49:46,653 --> 00:49:48,420
Lawrence...
803
00:49:50,121 --> 00:49:52,488
you need to register
your topic by next week.
804
00:50:13,954 --> 00:50:16,353
Right, that's loaded up.
All needs to go inside.
805
00:50:22,654 --> 00:50:24,055
- Hiya.
- Sorry I'm late.
806
00:50:24,154 --> 00:50:26,022
You haven't missed anything.
807
00:50:26,122 --> 00:50:29,055
We've just been smoking and
watching, like in a heist film.
808
00:50:31,387 --> 00:50:34,254
- You all right?
- Yes, I'm fine.
809
00:50:35,887 --> 00:50:38,554
Well, there's obviously
something wrong.
810
00:50:38,654 --> 00:50:40,420
Why don't you just say?
811
00:50:42,387 --> 00:50:46,221
Turns out my seat at the table
is actually a high chair.
812
00:50:46,320 --> 00:50:48,121
What,
and you're surprised?
813
00:51:03,286 --> 00:51:05,420
- That's Eric Morley.
- Who?
814
00:51:05,520 --> 00:51:07,221
Mr Miss World.
815
00:51:07,321 --> 00:51:08,521
Is this gonna come forward?
816
00:51:08,620 --> 00:51:11,420
The man who invented this
competition. That's his wife.
817
00:51:13,420 --> 00:51:16,922
On the night, this area will be
shut down, cordoned off, nice and secure.
818
00:51:18,320 --> 00:51:20,922
We're making sure we keep
on top of every situation.
819
00:51:23,187 --> 00:51:25,855
We'd infiltrate
the theatre.
820
00:51:25,955 --> 00:51:28,955
- I don't get what she's talking about.
- An unrehearsed happening.
821
00:51:29,055 --> 00:51:31,488
- What does that mean?
- A planned invasion.
822
00:51:31,588 --> 00:51:34,154
What do you mean, infiltrate?
Do you mean go inside?
823
00:51:34,254 --> 00:51:36,855
Why not? That's where
the cameras will be.
824
00:51:36,955 --> 00:51:38,588
It's probably against the law,
for a start.
825
00:51:38,688 --> 00:51:40,922
They're turning oppression
into a spectacle.
826
00:51:41,021 --> 00:51:42,854
Let's make
a spectacle of our own.
827
00:51:42,954 --> 00:51:44,487
We'd still demonstrate
outside?
828
00:51:44,588 --> 00:51:46,854
Of course. We'd just have
an action inside as well.
829
00:51:46,954 --> 00:51:49,021
Who'd be prepared to go inside?
830
00:51:53,921 --> 00:51:56,955
Hold on. How do we actually
get in without being caught?
831
00:51:59,120 --> 00:52:01,955
We'd buy tickets.
832
00:52:02,055 --> 00:52:03,821
Unless that's too organised.
833
00:52:03,922 --> 00:52:07,055
And you lot would...
you'd have to blend in.
834
00:52:16,654 --> 00:52:18,922
Communal clothes.
835
00:52:20,287 --> 00:52:22,555
- Whoo!
- Ow, wow!
836
00:52:22,655 --> 00:52:25,822
- Oh, I love them.
- No. You look like a bag lady.
837
00:52:25,922 --> 00:52:28,121
What? I look like you.
It's what you're wearing.
838
00:52:30,152 --> 00:52:31,487
This is your skirt.
839
00:52:31,588 --> 00:52:33,854
I think we're gonna win.
840
00:52:33,954 --> 00:52:35,420
I think we look great.
841
00:52:35,521 --> 00:52:37,120
Look, just...
could you...
842
00:52:37,220 --> 00:52:40,153
- She's getting serious.
- God, I can't breathe.
843
00:52:40,253 --> 00:52:41,321
Shoes.
844
00:52:42,519 --> 00:52:44,387
Oh, hello.
845
00:52:46,120 --> 00:52:48,922
Ladylike.
846
00:52:51,419 --> 00:52:54,353
I look
exactly like my mother.
847
00:52:54,453 --> 00:52:57,253
I look like
my mother's sofa.
848
00:52:57,354 --> 00:53:00,421
I look like the kind of woman
I never, ever want to be.
849
00:53:00,521 --> 00:53:02,154
Perfect.
850
00:53:20,021 --> 00:53:22,120
- What next?
- How about:
851
00:53:22,220 --> 00:53:25,288
"I'm not beautiful,
I'm not ugly, I'm angry"?
852
00:53:25,387 --> 00:53:26,955
Yeah!
853
00:53:27,054 --> 00:53:28,288
Yay!
854
00:53:28,388 --> 00:53:30,855
- Arriba!
- Thank you.
855
00:53:40,086 --> 00:53:41,986
We're not beautiful!
We're not ugly!
856
00:53:42,653 --> 00:53:45,587
We're angry!
857
00:54:00,519 --> 00:54:02,521
I can go lower if you like.
858
00:54:17,120 --> 00:54:19,121
This is so nic.
859
00:54:19,221 --> 00:54:20,087
I know.
860
00:54:20,254 --> 00:54:23,221
Sometimes I can't believe
it's really happening.
861
00:54:25,220 --> 00:54:28,288
I'm a machinist
in a shoe fact.
862
00:54:28,388 --> 00:54:31,854
And when the boss came to say
that I was going to London,
863
00:54:31,954 --> 00:54:35,121
everyone on the shop floor
was cheering.
864
00:54:36,287 --> 00:54:38,821
Standing up and cheering.
865
00:54:40,454 --> 00:54:42,388
Now I'm here.
866
00:54:46,553 --> 00:54:49,587
Will it be hard,
going back?
867
00:54:53,020 --> 00:54:55,288
I can't talk about that.
868
00:54:55,388 --> 00:54:58,153
I'm sorry.
I didn't mean to pry.
869
00:55:01,887 --> 00:55:04,388
The authorities warned me.
870
00:55:06,420 --> 00:55:09,321
They said
if I talk about home...
871
00:55:10,953 --> 00:55:12,521
...they won't let me back.
872
00:55:14,487 --> 00:55:16,488
I won't get to see
my parents again.
873
00:55:18,120 --> 00:55:21,121
- What?
- Before I got on the plane,
874
00:55:21,221 --> 00:55:23,354
they showed me
all these photographs
875
00:55:23,454 --> 00:55:26,454
of people I'm supposed
te nothing to do.
876
00:55:26,554 --> 00:55:28,488
What kind of people?
877
00:55:28,587 --> 00:55:32,320
Certain journalists.
A man called Peter Hain.
878
00:55:32,420 --> 00:55:34,220
Political peop.
879
00:55:39,219 --> 00:55:40,886
Home.
880
00:55:42,152 --> 00:55:44,087
I want to see
my parents aga.
881
00:55:47,920 --> 00:55:49,354
Sorry.
882
00:55:52,253 --> 00:55:56,454
Maybe home will be different
if you're Miss World.
883
00:56:01,320 --> 00:56:05,021
We're not going
to be Miss Wor.
884
00:56:05,120 --> 00:56:08,221
Girls,
you wanna dance a salsa?
885
00:56:08,320 --> 00:56:10,822
Pearl, Jennifer,
we're gonna dance the salsa.
886
00:56:10,921 --> 00:56:12,287
Come on. Come and danc.
887
00:56:13,353 --> 00:56:15,453
All together.
888
00:56:15,554 --> 00:56:18,854
And one step forward,
one step back.
889
00:56:42,986 --> 00:56:45,220
Uh... uh.
890
00:56:45,321 --> 00:56:49,388
A little Cupid bow lip.
891
00:56:50,920 --> 00:56:51,921
Perfect.
892
00:56:52,021 --> 00:56:53,986
Now, what do you think?
893
00:56:55,453 --> 00:56:57,453
Oh, my.
894
00:56:57,554 --> 00:56:59,953
Glamo.
895
00:57:01,320 --> 00:57:03,321
Let's get your hair back.
896
00:57:03,421 --> 00:57:06,953
Sorry. Sorry, I know,
I'm really late.
897
00:57:10,419 --> 00:57:12,920
- What are you still doing up?
- Look at my face.
898
00:57:13,020 --> 00:57:15,221
She didn't want to go to bed
until she'd seen you.
899
00:57:15,320 --> 00:57:17,953
Mum, you've put lipstick
on her.
900
00:57:18,053 --> 00:57:20,986
- Granny says you're very naughty.
- I'm really sorry.
901
00:57:21,086 --> 00:57:23,588
What if I hadn't been here?
What if I'd had plans?
902
00:57:23,687 --> 00:57:27,421
Mum, I really appreciate everything you do.
I am so sorry.
903
00:57:27,520 --> 00:57:31,388
All this whining and complaining
about the patriarchy.
904
00:57:31,487 --> 00:57:34,421
Other girls are perfectly
happy as they are.
905
00:57:34,520 --> 00:57:37,086
Well, I'm not a girl.
I'm a woman.
906
00:57:37,186 --> 00:57:40,353
For heaven's sake, Sally.
Look at yourself.
907
00:57:40,453 --> 00:57:42,320
Divorced,
living in chaos,
908
00:57:42,420 --> 00:57:44,986
and spending every spare hour
you've got campaigning.
909
00:57:45,087 --> 00:57:48,188
What normal woman
would choose to live like you?
910
00:57:48,287 --> 00:57:51,120
Abi, could you go and put your pyjamas
on, please, and wash that off your face?
911
00:57:51,221 --> 00:57:53,288
I'll be in in a minute.
Thank you.
912
00:57:55,152 --> 00:57:57,187
And while you're off
with your fanatics,
913
00:57:57,287 --> 00:58:00,254
Gareth and I are looking
after your daughter.
914
00:58:00,353 --> 00:58:02,187
Seems to me
liberation just means
915
00:58:02,288 --> 00:58:04,921
getting someone else
to do your job for you.
916
00:58:05,020 --> 00:58:07,587
So it's all right one half of
the world has all the power,
917
00:58:07,687 --> 00:58:10,287
- and the other half just has to lump it?
- Don't be so melodramatic.
918
00:58:10,387 --> 00:58:12,353
Don't be so bl.
919
00:58:12,454 --> 00:58:14,587
You couldn't even get a bank
account without Dad's permission.
920
00:58:14,687 --> 00:58:16,555
The doctor wouldn't give you
birth control.
921
00:58:16,654 --> 00:58:19,521
That was one bank manager
and one doctor.
922
00:58:19,620 --> 00:58:22,253
Just because you swallowed it
doesn't mean I have to.
923
00:58:22,353 --> 00:58:25,953
Do you know what really
makes me laugh about all this?
924
00:58:26,054 --> 00:58:30,254
You fighting for women's rights when
you always took your father's side.
925
00:58:30,354 --> 00:58:33,886
"When I grow up,
I want to be like Daddy."
926
00:58:33,986 --> 00:58:35,587
That's because
he did things.
927
00:58:35,687 --> 00:58:38,887
He smoked cigarettes and went
in taxis and had adventures.
928
00:58:38,986 --> 00:58:42,453
- I wanted to have adventures.
- I'm sorry that you found me so dull.
929
00:58:42,554 --> 00:58:45,488
I didn't find you dull.
You were just trapped.
930
00:58:45,587 --> 00:58:49,453
You were trapped in a restrictive,
poky little domestic world,
931
00:58:49,554 --> 00:58:51,821
with no aspiration
and no opportunity.
932
00:58:51,921 --> 00:58:54,020
Of course I didn't
want to be you.
933
00:58:54,120 --> 00:58:56,520
Nobody should have to be you.
That's the point.
934
00:59:02,119 --> 00:59:05,587
And what would have happened
to you and your sisters
935
00:59:05,686 --> 00:59:08,853
if I'd thought like you,
if I'd done what you're doing?
936
00:59:08,953 --> 00:59:12,420
Neglected my poky little
domestic world,
937
00:59:12,520 --> 00:59:15,353
neglected my marriage,
neglected my children?
938
00:59:20,387 --> 00:59:23,921
You think you can have the same
freedoms as a man, but you can't.
939
00:59:24,021 --> 00:59:26,588
You ca.
940
01:01:43,487 --> 01:01:45,487
- Yeah?
- Mr Morley?
941
01:01:45,587 --> 01:01:47,454
We've got
a situation, sir.
942
01:01:47,553 --> 01:01:50,519
Anarchists have attacked one
of the vans outside the venue.
943
01:01:50,620 --> 01:01:52,921
- What's that?
- Anarchists.
944
01:01:55,453 --> 01:01:57,421
Mr Morley? Sir?
945
01:01:57,519 --> 01:02:00,287
Well, if the anarchists wanna have a
pop, they can join the bloody queue.
946
01:02:00,387 --> 01:02:02,220
But they'll have to
get through me first.
947
01:02:05,387 --> 01:02:07,021
Anarchists?
948
01:02:09,220 --> 01:02:12,154
- She's sleeping.
- Sal. Sal.
949
01:02:12,253 --> 01:02:14,519
- What?
- Something's happened.
950
01:02:16,320 --> 01:02:18,487
There's been a bomb
outside the theatre.
951
01:02:20,287 --> 01:02:22,053
So...
952
01:02:22,153 --> 01:02:25,320
theree more, more.
953
01:02:29,320 --> 01:02:31,421
I'm s.
954
01:02:31,520 --> 01:02:33,487
About what?
955
01:02:33,586 --> 01:02:36,920
Well, that you're gonna
have to call it off.
956
01:02:38,652 --> 01:02:40,587
Well, no.
957
01:02:40,686 --> 01:02:44,153
No. Erm... Well,
we'll just be more careful.
958
01:02:45,353 --> 01:02:46,519
Careful?
959
01:02:48,087 --> 01:02:49,554
It was a bomb.
960
01:02:49,654 --> 01:02:51,854
Yes, I understand that.
961
01:02:51,954 --> 01:02:56,221
If anything kicks off,
the authorities aren't gonna muck about.
962
01:02:56,320 --> 01:02:58,920
What if you get arrested?
963
01:02:59,020 --> 01:03:01,353
The university
will just chuck you out.
964
01:03:02,220 --> 01:03:04,586
- What about Abi?
- It's not your decision.
965
01:03:04,686 --> 01:03:06,820
No, but you know
bloody well I'm right.
966
01:03:44,887 --> 01:03:46,887
Yeah, coming.
967
01:03:49,887 --> 01:03:53,221
Oh. Blimey, you're early.
Come in.
968
01:03:53,321 --> 01:03:56,954
- Do you want a brew? I just put the kettle on.
- Jo, I...
969
01:03:57,054 --> 01:03:59,854
They're ramping up security at the theatre.
Somebody planted a...
970
01:03:59,953 --> 01:04:03,353
Bomb, yeah, we heard.
It was The Angry Brigade.
971
01:04:03,453 --> 01:04:06,986
Well, it's not gonna change
anything for us, though, is it?
972
01:04:07,086 --> 01:04:09,386
We're not gonna let
their actions scupper ours.
973
01:04:16,886 --> 01:04:18,187
Oh, I see.
974
01:04:20,187 --> 01:04:22,854
What, has it got
a bit too risky now, has it?
975
01:04:22,954 --> 01:04:25,087
A bit too much like
the real thing?
976
01:04:25,187 --> 01:04:27,387
I... I came to warn yo.
977
01:04:27,487 --> 01:04:29,321
But seeing as
you already kn.
978
01:04:35,119 --> 01:04:37,821
Don't worry.
Go and bugger off home.
979
01:04:37,921 --> 01:04:40,054
Leave it to us to make sure your
daughter doesn't have to grow up
980
01:04:40,154 --> 01:04:41,520
in the same shitty world
we did.
981
01:04:41,620 --> 01:04:44,020
But just remember, right,
you get the world you deserve,
982
01:04:44,121 --> 01:04:47,087
and if you don't fight,
you deserve the world you fucking get.
983
01:05:03,386 --> 01:05:06,021
- It wasn't in the venue itself.
- No, Julia.
984
01:05:06,121 --> 01:05:09,452
I don't need any hand-holding, damn it.
I just...
985
01:05:09,552 --> 01:05:13,254
Hell, I just wanna know you people
aren't gonna screw this thing up again.
986
01:05:13,352 --> 01:05:16,886
Where's Eric in all this?
Where's your husband?
987
01:05:16,987 --> 01:05:19,821
- Actually, I thought...
- I read there were protests planned.
988
01:05:19,920 --> 01:05:22,820
Were you gonna mention that,
or did you figure they'd be more fun
989
01:05:22,921 --> 01:05:24,520
if they came as a surprise?
990
01:05:26,953 --> 01:05:29,954
We're not beautiful!
We're not ugly!
991
01:05:30,054 --> 01:05:32,153
We're angry!
992
01:05:32,253 --> 01:05:35,452
We're not beautiful!
We're not ugly!
993
01:05:35,553 --> 01:05:38,154
We're angry!
994
01:05:38,254 --> 01:05:41,053
We're not beautiful!
We're not ugly!
995
01:05:41,153 --> 01:05:44,053
There we go, Mandy.
I'm gonna give you your medicine.
996
01:05:47,087 --> 01:05:50,554
There we go, Mr Teddy.
Do you feel better now?
997
01:05:52,587 --> 01:05:54,820
Now I'm gonna
bandage you up.
998
01:06:06,252 --> 01:06:10,486
Does your arm hurt a little bit?
It's a very long bandage.
999
01:06:42,919 --> 01:06:45,020
I just want you to be safe.
1000
01:06:46,119 --> 01:06:47,386
- I know.
- Sal...
1001
01:06:47,486 --> 01:06:48,853
I know.
1002
01:07:00,154 --> 01:07:02,154
Eric Morley
is king of the cattle market!
1003
01:07:05,586 --> 01:07:07,954
Beauty contests
degrade women!
1004
01:07:10,953 --> 01:07:13,921
We're not beautiful!
We're not ugly!
1005
01:07:14,020 --> 01:07:15,219
Equality for women!
1006
01:07:18,419 --> 01:07:20,886
Down to apartheid!
1007
01:07:22,553 --> 01:07:24,554
Shame on you! Shame on you!
1008
01:07:24,654 --> 01:07:26,253
Jobs for women as people!
1009
01:07:26,353 --> 01:07:28,520
We're not beautiful!
We're not ugly!
1010
01:07:28,619 --> 01:07:30,520
- Shame on you!
- We want equality!
1011
01:07:30,619 --> 01:07:34,820
We want equality now!
We want equality now!
1012
01:07:37,053 --> 01:07:38,554
Judge the judges,
not the women!
1013
01:07:43,653 --> 01:07:46,387
You're being exploited!
1014
01:07:48,219 --> 01:07:51,386
You're being exploited!
1015
01:07:51,486 --> 01:07:55,053
End this shameful
cattle market!
1016
01:08:01,318 --> 01:08:04,886
So this is the eye
of the revolution, huh?
1017
01:08:04,987 --> 01:08:07,220
My God.
1018
01:08:07,319 --> 01:08:09,586
Up close,
it sure is revolting.
1019
01:08:09,687 --> 01:08:12,021
We want libera!
1020
01:08:24,151 --> 01:08:25,986
Over here, miss.
1021
01:08:26,087 --> 01:08:28,020
- Open your bag, please.
- They're checking bags.
1022
01:08:29,019 --> 01:08:30,453
- Good evening.
- Good evening.
1023
01:08:30,552 --> 01:08:32,187
Everything all right?
1024
01:08:32,286 --> 01:08:34,220
Everything running
like clockwork, sir.
1025
01:08:34,319 --> 01:08:36,519
- Hello there.
- Thank you.
1026
01:08:36,620 --> 01:08:38,921
Miss? Miss? I need to
check your bag, please.
1027
01:08:39,453 --> 01:08:41,086
Here's my bag.
1028
01:08:41,186 --> 01:08:44,520
Before anyone sees.
You need this one as well, okay?
1029
01:08:44,619 --> 01:08:46,419
Miss?
1030
01:08:46,520 --> 01:08:48,353
Sorry. Sorry. Excuse me.
1031
01:08:51,352 --> 01:08:53,187
Quick, give me my ticket.
1032
01:08:54,286 --> 01:08:56,153
- No.
- What?
1033
01:08:56,253 --> 01:08:59,487
Why should I?
You already let us down once.
1034
01:08:59,586 --> 01:09:01,086
Well, I c...
1035
01:09:01,185 --> 01:09:03,052
I told the usher
that you've got it.
1036
01:09:03,152 --> 01:09:05,386
So, tell him you lost t
and then sod off.
1037
01:09:05,486 --> 01:09:07,252
We can't risk you
ballsing this up.
1038
01:09:07,353 --> 01:09:10,320
You are the one ballsing this up.
He's coming, and if he gets here,
1039
01:09:10,420 --> 01:09:12,253
he's gonna search you,
he's gonna search me.
1040
01:09:15,987 --> 01:09:17,353
We're so sorry.
1041
01:09:19,386 --> 01:09:22,287
- Thank you. Have a good evening.
- Thank you very much.
1042
01:09:24,086 --> 01:09:25,821
- Idiot.
- Individualist.
1043
01:09:28,987 --> 01:09:31,486
Almost 30
years after the coronation,
1044
01:09:31,587 --> 01:09:35,187
the eyes of the world are
once more focused on London
1045
01:09:35,286 --> 01:09:37,820
and the dream of a crown.
1046
01:09:41,051 --> 01:09:43,820
Fifty of the most beautiful
girls from across the globe
1047
01:09:43,920 --> 01:09:47,586
are arriving here tonight,
knowing that one of them will go home
1048
01:09:47,687 --> 01:09:50,287
as Miss World 1970.
1049
01:09:50,386 --> 01:09:52,486
North, south,
east, west,
1050
01:09:52,586 --> 01:09:55,252
who's the girl
we love the best?
1051
01:09:55,353 --> 01:09:57,420
Whatever the outcome,
one thing is certain:
1052
01:09:57,519 --> 01:10:02,052
One of these beauties is going to
become the luckiest girl in the world.
1053
01:10:07,052 --> 01:10:09,219
I think I'm supposed
to be Britannia.
1054
01:10:09,319 --> 01:10:11,954
I wonder if Britannia's
a goddess. Or maybe
1055
01:10:12,052 --> 01:10:15,152
she's just a symbol,
like the British bulldog.
1056
01:10:15,253 --> 01:10:17,954
At least they didn't dress me up
as Churchill.
1057
01:10:25,218 --> 01:10:29,352
Maybe if I just have it over the
eye, like Veronica Lake.
1058
01:10:31,619 --> 01:10:33,419
Oh, why?
1059
01:10:33,519 --> 01:10:35,220
I think it looks cute.
1060
01:10:37,186 --> 01:10:39,119
Hear that?
1061
01:10:39,220 --> 01:10:41,586
Someone always wants
to rain on your parade.
1062
01:10:41,687 --> 01:10:43,352
What are you meant to be?
1063
01:10:45,152 --> 01:10:46,519
A nutmeg princess.
1064
01:10:46,620 --> 01:10:49,453
Oh. I thought you were a tree.
1065
01:10:51,919 --> 01:10:56,019
Bob Hope is coming!
1066
01:10:56,119 --> 01:10:59,019
This way, Mr Hope.
Can I just say what an honour it is...
1067
01:10:59,120 --> 01:11:01,187
Hello, ladies. How are you?
1068
01:11:01,287 --> 01:11:02,854
Hi.
1069
01:11:02,952 --> 01:11:05,119
What is this,
the waiting room?
1070
01:11:05,219 --> 01:11:08,187
- Mr Hope.
- How are you, girls? How are you?
1071
01:11:08,286 --> 01:11:10,886
- USA.
- Yes.
1072
01:11:15,986 --> 01:11:18,020
Okay, everyone.
1073
01:11:18,120 --> 01:11:20,487
Standing by to go live.
1074
01:11:20,586 --> 01:11:21,952
In ten...
1075
01:11:23,352 --> 01:11:24,519
nine...
1076
01:11:26,318 --> 01:11:28,520
eight, seven...
1077
01:11:29,653 --> 01:11:31,086
six,
1078
01:11:31,186 --> 01:11:32,387
five...
1079
01:11:42,418 --> 01:11:44,387
Good evening,
or good morning,
1080
01:11:44,486 --> 01:11:47,252
depending on which part of the
planet you are tuning in from,
1081
01:11:47,353 --> 01:11:51,186
and welcome to
Miss World 1970.
1082
01:12:01,051 --> 01:12:03,020
That's it. Hurry, hurr.
Come on.
1083
01:12:04,252 --> 01:12:05,553
Ssh, ssh, ssh.
1084
01:12:07,386 --> 01:12:10,120
This parade of
international female perfection
1085
01:12:10,219 --> 01:12:13,885
is even more of a male pulse
racer than ever before.
1086
01:12:13,986 --> 01:12:17,486
Astronauts can go to the moon and
fetch back prime lumps of rock,
1087
01:12:17,587 --> 01:12:19,854
but they won'td
anything to eql
1088
01:12:19,952 --> 01:12:22,252
these treasures
of good old Ea.
1089
01:12:22,353 --> 01:12:26,253
And there's no need to look any further
than here tonight for heavenly forms.
1090
01:12:26,352 --> 01:12:29,953
Who from this stunning line-up
will be named
1091
01:12:30,052 --> 01:12:32,019
Miss Magnificent?
1092
01:12:38,085 --> 01:12:40,885
It may not be rocket science,
but it's certainly going to be
1093
01:12:40,986 --> 01:12:43,419
a difficult decision
for our judges.
1094
01:12:43,520 --> 01:12:45,520
And for all of you
watching at home.
1095
01:12:51,385 --> 01:12:55,187
Holland. Japan!
Japan, stop pushing. Japan!
1096
01:12:55,286 --> 01:12:58,452
- Where's... Come on, Mexico! ¡Arriba!
- Ssh, ssh!
1097
01:13:01,119 --> 01:13:03,286
I think we know
the audience's favourite.
1098
01:13:03,386 --> 01:13:05,587
Listen to that applause.
1099
01:13:09,985 --> 01:13:12,019
- Off, off, off.
- Tonight, Planet Earth
1100
01:13:12,120 --> 01:13:14,587
has just one thing
on its mind:
1101
01:13:14,687 --> 01:13:19,554
girls, girls, girls,
girls, girls.
1102
01:13:19,654 --> 01:13:22,220
Bloody Yugoslavia!
1103
01:13:22,320 --> 01:13:25,052
- Come on. Yugoslavia, please.
- Catch up.
1104
01:13:25,153 --> 01:13:27,187
Please, darling.
We haven't got time for this.
1105
01:13:33,885 --> 01:13:37,553
As we were enjoying the national
costume parade, the judges...
1106
01:13:37,654 --> 01:13:39,287
First-round selection.
1107
01:13:39,386 --> 01:13:40,820
...selection
for the final 15.
1108
01:13:40,919 --> 01:13:44,120
USA, Australia,
Ceylon, Ecuador...
1109
01:13:46,119 --> 01:13:48,187
Ecuador?
1110
01:13:48,287 --> 01:13:50,487
Ecuador?
Where's Ecuado?
1111
01:13:50,587 --> 01:13:52,020
Try Malta.
1112
01:13:57,318 --> 01:13:59,952
We'll be seeing the girls
in evening gowns,
1113
01:14:00,052 --> 01:14:02,553
and then it's a quick change
into swimwear.
1114
01:14:02,653 --> 01:14:05,487
So any ladies planning to lock
their husbands in the cellar
1115
01:14:05,587 --> 01:14:08,554
before the bathing suits make an
appearance, hold off just a little longer.
1116
01:14:11,886 --> 01:14:13,920
- I can't believe it.
- Just turn it around.
1117
01:14:19,653 --> 01:14:22,053
- We made it!
- Ssh, ssh!
1118
01:14:22,153 --> 01:14:25,953
We started the
evening with more than 50 girls
1119
01:14:26,052 --> 01:14:27,519
hoping to become Miss World.
1120
01:14:27,619 --> 01:14:29,352
We now have 15.
1121
01:14:35,386 --> 01:14:38,820
And, ladies and gentlemen,
if your favourite isn't among them,
1122
01:14:38,919 --> 01:14:41,353
time to get a new favourite.
1123
01:14:41,452 --> 01:14:46,052
First, number one,
Miss Africa South, Pearl Jansen.
1124
01:15:03,619 --> 01:15:05,586
Pah!
1125
01:15:06,886 --> 01:15:09,153
This is
your five-minute call, Mr Hope.
1126
01:15:09,253 --> 01:15:11,086
We're about to go to swimwear.
1127
01:15:11,186 --> 01:15:14,153
My favourite
destination.
1128
01:15:14,253 --> 01:15:17,820
Sandra is a hazel-eyed blonde
and works as a model.
1129
01:15:17,920 --> 01:15:22,353
Her measurements are
36-22-36.
1130
01:15:24,018 --> 01:15:25,920
Oh, good.
An English spe.
1131
01:15:26,019 --> 01:15:27,553
You do speak English,
don't you?
1132
01:15:27,653 --> 01:15:29,520
I certainly ho.
1133
01:15:29,619 --> 01:15:33,186
Well, I'm sure the audience will
agree you do it very charmingly.
1134
01:15:33,287 --> 01:15:37,419
Next, number 21,
Miss Grenada, Jennifer Hosten.
1135
01:15:37,520 --> 01:15:39,153
Go on, Jennifer!
1136
01:15:39,252 --> 01:15:43,153
Miss Grenada is 22
and works as an air hostess.
1137
01:15:44,252 --> 01:15:46,286
She has brown eyes
and black hair,
1138
01:15:46,387 --> 01:15:51,587
and her measurements are
34-25-36.
1139
01:15:51,685 --> 01:15:54,152
I'm sure it's a wonderful life
being an air hostess,
1140
01:15:54,253 --> 01:15:57,220
but do you have
any other ambitions?
1141
01:15:57,319 --> 01:16:01,586
Actually, I've always wanted
to work in broadcasting.
1142
01:16:01,685 --> 01:16:03,387
Sounds as if
you're after m.
1143
01:16:03,486 --> 01:16:05,519
Perhaps you should be
interviewing me.
1144
01:16:05,619 --> 01:16:07,886
- I'd love to.
- On second thoughts,
1145
01:16:07,986 --> 01:16:11,853
you look like the sort of person
who might get my secrets out of me.
1146
01:16:11,952 --> 01:16:15,487
So before I give away too much, perhaps
it's time for you to join the others.
1147
01:16:15,586 --> 01:16:19,085
- Quite a girl, wouldn't you say?
- Our final 15 contestants.
1148
01:16:20,686 --> 01:16:22,953
- ¡Arriba!
- Come on, girls.
1149
01:16:23,052 --> 01:16:24,452
Feedi.
1150
01:16:24,553 --> 01:16:26,886
That's it. Line up here
so they can see you.
1151
01:16:26,985 --> 01:16:30,119
That's it.
I think we're all here.
1152
01:16:30,219 --> 01:16:32,287
And a lovely lp
it is too.
1153
01:16:32,386 --> 01:16:35,119
As you all kno,
there are two s to every quest,
1154
01:16:35,219 --> 01:16:37,452
and this is your chance
to see both of them.
1155
01:16:37,552 --> 01:16:39,387
Girls, if you d
please turn.
1156
01:16:53,952 --> 01:16:55,952
Wait till
the girls are off stage.
1157
01:17:20,052 --> 01:17:22,387
Lovely though that view is,
please turn back.
1158
01:17:25,019 --> 01:17:27,885
And now, ladies, if you don't
mind, it's time to lead off.
1159
01:17:38,886 --> 01:17:42,553
We've seen a lot of hope
in this auditorium here tonight.
1160
01:17:42,653 --> 01:17:44,553
And we're about
to see some mo,
1161
01:17:44,652 --> 01:17:47,419
because while the judges
select their final seven,
1162
01:17:47,520 --> 01:17:50,153
here is the man
you've all been waiting for.
1163
01:17:50,253 --> 01:17:52,453
Ladies and gentlemen,
Mr Bob Hope.
1164
01:18:16,986 --> 01:18:19,187
Thank you.
1165
01:18:19,287 --> 01:18:22,020
Thank you so much, ladies and gentlemen.
Thank you.
1166
01:18:22,120 --> 01:18:25,320
It is so nice to be here.
1167
01:18:25,420 --> 01:18:28,886
I don't know about you, but I've had
about enough of these women libbers
1168
01:18:28,986 --> 01:18:32,186
claiming that this is nothing
more than a cattle market.
1169
01:18:32,287 --> 01:18:35,452
Talk about milking a grievance.
1170
01:18:35,552 --> 01:18:37,320
Oh, moo!
1171
01:18:39,085 --> 01:18:40,985
But, really,
as far as I'm concerned,
1172
01:18:41,086 --> 01:18:42,885
it goes in one ear
and out the udder.
1173
01:18:44,517 --> 01:18:47,187
The real reason that I'm here
is we take Miss World
1174
01:18:47,287 --> 01:18:50,986
down to our Christmas show
in Vietnam every single year.
1175
01:18:51,086 --> 01:18:55,387
It's a great morale booster.
And at my age, I need it.
1176
01:18:57,152 --> 01:18:58,952
I do love the girls
we have here tonight.
1177
01:18:59,052 --> 01:19:01,152
Beautiful girls here.
All so lovely.
1178
01:19:01,252 --> 01:19:03,119
I love these ladies,
in fact.
1179
01:19:03,220 --> 01:19:05,252
I don't want you to think
I'm some kind of brute
1180
01:19:05,353 --> 01:19:08,452
that doesn't consider the
feelings of women, of course.
1181
01:19:08,551 --> 01:19:11,119
I consider feeling women
all the time.
1182
01:19:13,020 --> 01:19:14,187
Fuck this.
1183
01:19:14,286 --> 01:19:16,119
No, but I would say
that about two...
1184
01:19:16,219 --> 01:19:18,353
Shame on you, Bob Hope!
1185
01:19:26,086 --> 01:19:27,885
Shame on you!
1186
01:19:28,886 --> 01:19:30,186
Ladies and...
1187
01:19:40,551 --> 01:19:42,085
- Shame on you!
- Ssh.
1188
01:19:44,551 --> 01:19:46,852
- Shame on you!
- Shame on you!
1189
01:19:46,953 --> 01:19:48,287
Shame on you!
1190
01:19:48,386 --> 01:19:51,451
- This is out of control.
- Stay where you are.
1191
01:19:52,584 --> 01:19:54,553
Please... Ladies, please.
1192
01:19:56,985 --> 01:19:58,286
Yeah!
1193
01:20:03,219 --> 01:20:05,452
Hey, you! What the hell
do you think you're doing?
1194
01:20:05,551 --> 01:20:07,518
Get out of it.
1195
01:20:07,618 --> 01:20:10,052
Stop that! Stop it! Stop!
1196
01:20:14,651 --> 01:20:16,353
Shame on you!
1197
01:20:19,886 --> 01:20:21,986
Where's Neville?
Neville?
1198
01:20:22,085 --> 01:20:24,352
Where's Neville?
Where's Neville?
1199
01:20:24,452 --> 01:20:26,253
Liberation for women!
1200
01:20:28,086 --> 01:20:30,518
I'm on my bloody own here,
Roger! Answer!
1201
01:20:40,552 --> 01:20:41,953
Neville!
1202
01:20:46,385 --> 01:20:47,886
Get those away!
1203
01:20:50,351 --> 01:20:54,253
Neville! Running around
like a bloody headless chicken!
1204
01:20:54,351 --> 01:20:57,418
Tell them to pull the plug!
We can't broadcast this shambles!
1205
01:20:57,518 --> 01:21:00,153
Right away, Mr Morley.
1206
01:21:00,252 --> 01:21:02,219
Come on. Come.
1207
01:21:06,085 --> 01:21:07,351
I'm so sorry, Michael.
1208
01:21:29,651 --> 01:21:32,352
Get off! That hurts me!
That hurts me!
1209
01:21:32,451 --> 01:21:33,819
Let her go!
1210
01:21:37,919 --> 01:21:39,452
Get her out of here!
1211
01:22:01,985 --> 01:22:04,187
Make an announcement.
We're going off air.
1212
01:22:09,285 --> 01:22:11,386
We do apologise,
ladies and gentlemen.
1213
01:22:11,485 --> 01:22:14,886
Proceedings here have been
temporarily interrupted.
1214
01:22:14,985 --> 01:22:17,385
But we'll be back with you
very shortly.
1215
01:22:36,119 --> 01:22:38,920
Fascist pig,
doing Mecca's dirty work.
1216
01:22:39,019 --> 01:22:40,451
Have you got a thought
of your own?
1217
01:22:40,552 --> 01:22:43,220
What are you doing?
Why are you doing this?
1218
01:22:43,318 --> 01:22:45,919
Do you think your mum would be proud
of you, the way you're treating women?
1219
01:22:46,020 --> 01:22:49,252
Get off! It's our bodies,
our right to protest!
1220
01:22:53,185 --> 01:22:54,820
Oh, the mess.
1221
01:23:09,484 --> 01:23:11,485
Ladies and gentlemen,
1222
01:23:11,585 --> 01:23:15,552
I am pleased to announce that
everything is now under control...
1223
01:23:15,652 --> 01:23:17,552
It's still on!
It's still on.
1224
01:23:17,653 --> 01:23:19,820
...and normal service
will resume.
1225
01:23:22,119 --> 01:23:27,186
Please give a warm hand
to a very brave man.
1226
01:23:27,286 --> 01:23:29,486
That's you, Mr Hope.
1227
01:23:29,585 --> 01:23:31,086
Very.
1228
01:23:39,485 --> 01:23:41,586
Ladies and gentlemen,
I just wanna say
1229
01:23:41,685 --> 01:23:45,853
that any type of person
that would try to destroy
1230
01:23:45,952 --> 01:23:48,285
such a joyous occasion
as this one,
1231
01:23:48,386 --> 01:23:51,519
upset all of these young ladies
back here, well,
1232
01:23:51,619 --> 01:23:54,886
as far as I'm concerne,
they just gotta be sick in the head.
1233
01:24:01,418 --> 01:24:05,352
And the finalists tonight are, in
alphabetical order, ladies and gentlemen:
1234
01:24:07,618 --> 01:24:10,119
Miss Africa South,
Pearl Jansen.
1235
01:24:14,619 --> 01:24:18,286
Also joining her on the stage,
Miss Brazil, Sônia Yara Guerra.
1236
01:24:20,351 --> 01:24:23,852
Number three, Miss Grenada,
Jennifer Hosten.
1237
01:24:25,051 --> 01:24:27,351
Miss Israel, Irith Lavi.
1238
01:24:29,150 --> 01:24:31,318
Miss South Africa
will be with us tonight,
1239
01:24:31,419 --> 01:24:33,186
Jillian Elizabeth Jessup.
1240
01:24:35,285 --> 01:24:38,819
Miss Sweden,
Marjorie Christel Johansson.
1241
01:24:41,185 --> 01:24:44,053
And finally,
you'll be very happy to know,
1242
01:24:44,152 --> 01:24:45,886
from the United Kingdom here,
1243
01:24:45,986 --> 01:24:48,386
Yvonne Anne Ormes
will be with us.
1244
01:24:53,552 --> 01:24:55,119
Oh, s.
1245
01:24:56,385 --> 01:24:58,486
If your nerves
are suffering...
1246
01:24:58,585 --> 01:25:00,219
I know mine ar-
1247
01:25:00,319 --> 01:25:02,519
spare a thought
for our seven lovely finalists,
1248
01:25:02,619 --> 01:25:07,085
waiting now with the eyes
of the world upon them.
1249
01:25:13,284 --> 01:25:18,185
As is customary, we shall reveal
the results in reverse order.
1250
01:25:20,451 --> 01:25:23,185
In third place,
Miss Israel, Irith Lavi.
1251
01:25:25,319 --> 01:25:28,020
In second place...
1252
01:25:28,118 --> 01:25:30,585
Miss Africa South,
Pearl Jansen.
1253
01:25:43,384 --> 01:25:45,286
Miss World 1970...
1254
01:25:48,485 --> 01:25:51,219
is Miss Grenada.
1255
01:25:57,485 --> 01:25:59,419
Congratulations.
1256
01:26:00,552 --> 01:26:02,119
Congratulations.
1257
01:26:32,517 --> 01:26:34,819
- Jennifer!
- Whoo!
1258
01:26:49,317 --> 01:26:52,051
And if anyone's got any bright
ideas about what I should say
1259
01:26:52,152 --> 01:26:55,518
to the BBC's director general when he
calls, then feel free to share them!
1260
01:26:58,652 --> 01:27:02,953
If you girls think this is the way
forward, then God help us all!
1261
01:27:03,052 --> 01:27:04,919
Excuse me!
1262
01:27:12,151 --> 01:27:14,352
I'm really sor.
I really need e the ladies'.
1263
01:27:31,084 --> 01:27:33,318
Sorry, I...
1264
01:27:33,419 --> 01:27:35,486
Oh. Er...
1265
01:27:37,417 --> 01:27:38,585
You won.
1266
01:27:42,318 --> 01:27:47,219
I thought if I could get a moment
alone, it might just sink in.
1267
01:27:49,084 --> 01:27:50,219
Wow.
1268
01:27:52,552 --> 01:27:53,985
Congratulations.
1269
01:27:58,552 --> 01:28:00,586
I don't think
you mean that.
1270
01:28:04,050 --> 01:28:06,819
It's not you
we're angry at.
1271
01:28:06,918 --> 01:28:08,152
It really isn't.
1272
01:28:09,151 --> 01:28:10,518
I saw.
1273
01:28:12,252 --> 01:28:14,219
You were on the television.
1274
01:28:16,118 --> 01:28:17,386
You know,
1275
01:28:17,485 --> 01:28:21,286
there will be little girls
watching tonight
1276
01:28:21,386 --> 01:28:25,152
who'll see themselves
differently because I won.
1277
01:28:27,918 --> 01:28:30,519
Who might just start to believe
that you don't have to be white
1278
01:28:30,618 --> 01:28:32,585
to have a place
in the world.
1279
01:28:35,351 --> 01:28:37,852
I'm glad.
1280
01:28:37,952 --> 01:28:41,186
I... I really hope
that the world opens up
1281
01:28:41,285 --> 01:28:42,852
for them and for you.
1282
01:28:45,384 --> 01:28:49,118
But making us compete with each
other over the way we look...
1283
01:28:51,517 --> 01:28:54,820
doesn't that make the world
narrower for all of us in the end?
1284
01:29:00,485 --> 01:29:02,219
What's your na?
1285
01:29:03,451 --> 01:29:04,585
Sally.
1286
01:29:06,217 --> 01:29:08,151
Well, Sally...
1287
01:29:09,917 --> 01:29:11,985
all I can say,
1288
01:29:12,085 --> 01:29:14,952
I look forward to havig
your choices in life.
1289
01:29:15,051 --> 01:29:17,918
Come on. You've had long enough.
1290
01:29:18,018 --> 01:29:21,219
I'm really sorry
if you were offended in any...
1291
01:29:21,318 --> 01:29:23,485
Time to go. Come on.
Move, move!
1292
01:29:23,586 --> 01:29:25,419
Please, be careful!
1293
01:29:25,518 --> 01:29:26,518
Move!
1294
01:29:26,619 --> 01:29:28,186
Don't hurt her!
1295
01:29:35,084 --> 01:29:38,951
I only came down
cos I heard it on the radio.
1296
01:29:39,052 --> 01:29:41,252
I left the baby
with a neighbour.
1297
01:30:14,417 --> 01:30:16,351
Christ,
you saw what happened.
1298
01:30:16,451 --> 01:30:19,186
The whole world
saw what happened. It..
1299
01:30:23,117 --> 01:30:27,985
If you're looking for someone to kiss
it better, try calling Miss World 1961.
1300
01:30:29,118 --> 01:30:31,152
3:00 pm California time.
1301
01:30:31,251 --> 01:30:35,383
- She should be up and about by now.
- Not now, Dol.
1302
01:30:35,551 --> 01:30:36,985
Just...
1303
01:30:38,651 --> 01:30:41,318
I don't...
I don't know what I did wrong.
1304
01:30:51,651 --> 01:30:54,185
Is anyone dead? Hmm?
1305
01:30:56,118 --> 01:30:57,885
Did we lose a war?
1306
01:30:59,884 --> 01:31:00,885
No.
1307
01:31:02,118 --> 01:31:03,519
Well, then.
1308
01:31:05,384 --> 01:31:08,486
Tonight may be
the start of something, Bob,
1309
01:31:08,585 --> 01:31:11,485
but it isn't the end of
anything, certainly not you.
1310
01:31:13,084 --> 01:31:14,918
People love you.
1311
01:31:15,019 --> 01:31:17,052
Nothing's gonna change that.
1312
01:31:27,317 --> 01:31:30,451
Dol?
Dol, where you going?
1313
01:31:33,518 --> 01:31:37,319
I'm gonna find myself a quiet little
club somewhere and get a drink.
1314
01:31:39,151 --> 01:31:41,885
Maybe even sing a little.
Who knows?
1315
01:31:44,585 --> 01:31:46,553
Don't worry, Bob.
I'll be back.
1316
01:31:48,018 --> 01:31:49,519
I always come back.
1317
01:31:55,651 --> 01:31:57,852
Those crazy women, huh?
1318
01:32:30,517 --> 01:32:33,951
They kept asking about the bomb.
They think we're part of the Angry Brigade.
1319
01:32:34,052 --> 01:32:37,352
- It's just scare tactics.
- They're talking about charges: affray, assault...
1320
01:32:37,451 --> 01:32:39,218
Sally, they're just
trying to rattle us.
1321
01:32:41,918 --> 01:32:44,386
Listen, nothing's changed.
1322
01:32:44,485 --> 01:32:46,851
We were having a shit time
because of the patriarchy,
1323
01:32:46,951 --> 01:32:50,018
and we're still having a shit
time because of the patriarchy.
1324
01:32:50,118 --> 01:32:52,186
It's just a bit more obvious
in here.
1325
01:32:55,950 --> 01:32:58,951
They went easy on me
cos I told them I was pregnant.
1326
01:33:01,485 --> 01:33:02,885
Are you?
1327
01:33:07,651 --> 01:33:09,486
As a matter of fact, yes.
1328
01:33:11,385 --> 01:33:12,885
Three months.
1329
01:33:15,118 --> 01:33:16,586
Are you all ri?
1330
01:33:20,551 --> 01:33:22,018
Are you?
1331
01:33:26,518 --> 01:33:28,219
When I was trying
to get away,
1332
01:33:28,319 --> 01:33:30,386
this copper,
he just threw himself at me.
1333
01:33:32,517 --> 01:33:35,285
And I, er, hit the ground
really hard.
1334
01:33:37,452 --> 01:33:39,553
Are you in pai?
1335
01:33:39,652 --> 01:33:42,119
- I really don't know.
- Any bleeding?
1336
01:33:42,218 --> 01:33:44,385
I've got bruised knees.
1337
01:33:44,486 --> 01:33:47,319
In about six m,
you'll be dreag of bruised kne.
1338
01:33:49,985 --> 01:33:52,485
- Congratulations.
- Thanks.
1339
01:33:54,017 --> 01:33:56,485
Who's the father?
1340
01:33:58,218 --> 01:34:00,485
Sally, you're hilarious.
1341
01:34:00,585 --> 01:34:04,551
Even in a prison cell, you're the
most bourgeois person I've ever met.
1342
01:34:43,885 --> 01:34:46,185
Every front page
in the world.
1343
01:34:47,618 --> 01:34:49,551
Clever girls.
1344
01:34:58,318 --> 01:35:00,286
- Here she is.
- Come on.
1345
01:35:00,385 --> 01:35:02,551
Oh, she looks exhauste,
poor girl.
1346
01:35:02,652 --> 01:35:04,286
Hello, Jo.
1347
01:35:04,385 --> 01:35:06,351
- You all right?
- Here she is.
1348
01:35:12,284 --> 01:35:13,852
You okay?
1349
01:35:15,583 --> 01:35:16,852
Mum.
1350
01:35:18,151 --> 01:35:19,952
Is there goinge
a court case?
1351
01:35:22,251 --> 01:35:26,485
Oh, well. We'll have to see about
getting you a nice, smart suit.
1352
01:35:30,219 --> 01:35:32,852
It's all right,
you know. I...
1353
01:35:32,951 --> 01:35:35,884
I never listened
to my mother either.
1354
01:35:47,150 --> 01:35:51,251
♪ Jennifer Hosten
Was crowned Miss World ♪
1355
01:35:51,351 --> 01:35:53,352
♪ What a magnificent girl ♪
1356
01:35:53,451 --> 01:35:55,552
Oh, my Lord.
1357
01:35:55,651 --> 01:35:58,584
♪ With grace, mannerism ♪
1358
01:35:58,685 --> 01:36:00,285
♪ And poise and magnetism... ♪
1359
01:36:00,386 --> 01:36:01,518
Thank you.
1360
01:36:02,584 --> 01:36:05,052
♪ With that lovely smile ♪
1361
01:36:05,151 --> 01:36:08,450
♪ Oh, how we love
Cousin Jennifer ♪
1362
01:36:10,150 --> 01:36:13,952
♪ I know we are all
Very proud of her ♪
1363
01:36:14,051 --> 01:36:16,052
♪ The most beautiful ♪
1364
01:36:16,152 --> 01:36:18,418
♪ Yes, the most wonderful ♪
1365
01:36:18,518 --> 01:36:22,517
♪ The most beautiful girl
In the world ♪
1366
01:36:28,051 --> 01:36:29,985
- I love ballet.
- Do you?
1367
01:36:30,084 --> 01:36:31,484
I rea.
1368
01:36:31,584 --> 01:36:33,951
- I don't really like ballet.
- Does everybody do ballet?
1369
01:37:16,017 --> 01:37:17,219
Justice for women!
1370
01:37:23,318 --> 01:37:25,551
Justice for women!
1371
01:38:55,317 --> 01:38:57,186
Women, join us!
1372
01:38:58,417 --> 01:39:00,318
Women, join us!
1373
01:39:05,218 --> 01:39:07,450
Women, join us!
1374
01:39:07,551 --> 01:39:10,186
Women, come and join us!
1375
01:39:10,285 --> 01:39:12,451
Hurry and come and join us!
1376
01:39:16,051 --> 01:39:19,285
Women's liberation
is people's liberation.
1377
01:40:13,985 --> 01:40:16,984
Very slowly walking.
Always slowly walking.
1378
01:40:30,090 --> 01:40:35,085
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