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Get... 2 00:04:11,448 --> 00:04:12,415 Up! 3 00:04:26,196 --> 00:04:27,561 You missed! 4 00:04:27,631 --> 00:04:32,933 You missed this time, you little menace! 5 00:04:33,003 --> 00:04:35,972 I beat you! 6 00:04:37,140 --> 00:04:38,801 Morning. 7 00:04:52,022 --> 00:04:54,991 Honey, you're getting all upset over nothing. 8 00:04:55,058 --> 00:04:57,151 - I'm not getting... - Here. 9 00:04:57,227 --> 00:05:00,094 A nice breakfast will cheer you up. 10 00:05:02,732 --> 00:05:05,064 I am not getting upset over... 11 00:05:06,703 --> 00:05:10,469 - What is that? - It's bacon. 12 00:05:11,575 --> 00:05:13,372 I know it's bacon. 13 00:05:13,443 --> 00:05:16,412 What have you done to it? 14 00:05:16,480 --> 00:05:19,472 You said you didn't like all the grease from fried bacon... 15 00:05:19,549 --> 00:05:21,847 so I boiled it. 16 00:05:29,192 --> 00:05:32,320 What is Lane doing up at this hour on a Sunday? 17 00:05:32,395 --> 00:05:35,626 Doesn't he turn to dust if the sun hits him before noon? 18 00:05:35,699 --> 00:05:38,293 It's tryouts for the high school ski team. 19 00:05:38,368 --> 00:05:40,734 He's going up to Mt. Brody with Beth. 20 00:05:40,804 --> 00:05:42,669 Sure he's going up with Beth. 21 00:05:42,739 --> 00:05:44,798 He can't do anything without that girl. 22 00:05:44,875 --> 00:05:48,436 I tell you, Jenny, that boy is obsessed. 23 00:05:48,512 --> 00:05:50,742 Now, honey... 24 00:05:50,814 --> 00:05:52,247 obsessed? 25 00:06:04,995 --> 00:06:08,362 Do we not throw things away when they're empty? 26 00:06:29,019 --> 00:06:32,386 What in the name of all that's holy... 27 00:06:32,455 --> 00:06:34,389 Badger likes the prizes you can get... 28 00:06:34,457 --> 00:06:36,891 from cutting the coupons from the boxes. 29 00:06:36,960 --> 00:06:38,894 He's mailing them today. 30 00:06:38,962 --> 00:06:41,396 Can't you wait until the... 31 00:06:51,775 --> 00:06:56,769 Lane, a closet door can be closed as well as it can be opened. 32 00:06:56,846 --> 00:06:59,406 Sorry, Dad. 33 00:06:59,482 --> 00:07:02,918 Dear, your breakfast is getting cold. 34 00:07:02,986 --> 00:07:07,013 It's all right, Mom. I can't have breakfast today. I got tryouts. 35 00:07:07,090 --> 00:07:09,684 Nervous stomach. Don't wanna throw up from the chairlift again. 36 00:07:09,759 --> 00:07:13,718 Had to buy that guy a new hat last time. Bye, Dad. 37 00:07:16,933 --> 00:07:20,596 Memorandum. I would like to take a meeting with you tonight... 38 00:07:20,670 --> 00:07:24,800 to discuss that vehicle you purchased several months ago... 39 00:07:24,874 --> 00:07:28,674 yet has darkened our driveway, immobile, ever since. 40 00:07:28,745 --> 00:07:30,679 Okay, Dad. Noted. 41 00:07:30,747 --> 00:07:32,681 Talk to you tonight. I gotta pick up Beth. 42 00:08:01,945 --> 00:08:03,412 Ricky. 43 00:08:10,487 --> 00:08:12,921 Don't be so shy. Come on. 44 00:08:17,093 --> 00:08:20,859 Monique, this is Ricky. 45 00:08:21,931 --> 00:08:24,399 Ricky, this is Monique... 46 00:08:24,467 --> 00:08:27,766 the French foreign exchange student who'll be staying with us. 47 00:08:51,394 --> 00:08:53,692 It's an awesome spectacle... 48 00:08:53,763 --> 00:08:57,324 and a vicious display of seething opponents... 49 00:08:57,400 --> 00:09:02,099 once again paralleled in an obstinate attempt to prove... 50 00:09:02,172 --> 00:09:07,769 superiority of the roads unequal in our lifetime. 51 00:09:07,844 --> 00:09:13,282 The crowds swell with anticipation as the lights turn green! 52 00:09:23,426 --> 00:09:26,361 You stupid bonehead! I'm gonna activate your dental plan! 53 00:09:26,429 --> 00:09:30,433 Come here, you idiot! Get out of this car! 54 00:09:30,567 --> 00:09:33,263 If he asks me out, of course I'm gonna go out with him. 55 00:09:33,336 --> 00:09:36,066 I mean, he skis the K-12. 56 00:09:36,139 --> 00:09:38,937 Yeah. He's so boss. 57 00:09:41,010 --> 00:09:44,776 I'll tell him after tryouts. You know how he gets when he gets upset. 58 00:09:44,847 --> 00:09:47,782 Yeah. From the chairlift. 59 00:09:47,850 --> 00:09:51,217 He had to buy the guy a new hat last time. 60 00:09:51,955 --> 00:09:55,447 Lane's here. I gotta go. I'll call you later. Bye. 61 00:10:29,058 --> 00:10:31,026 He's the only person in Greendale... 62 00:10:31,094 --> 00:10:35,258 that's ever skied the K-12 from the glacier and lived. 63 00:10:57,820 --> 00:11:00,311 Man, what a hunk. 64 00:11:12,435 --> 00:11:15,268 Listen up. Your running time has to be... 65 00:11:15,338 --> 00:11:18,136 under 58 seconds to even be considered for the team. 66 00:11:18,207 --> 00:11:20,903 Your time will be gauged along with a rating... 67 00:11:20,977 --> 00:11:25,471 of one to ten on your style, which will be judged solely by me... 68 00:11:25,548 --> 00:11:28,142 and my vast expertise of skiing technique. 69 00:11:28,217 --> 00:11:32,847 Why don't we have you sorry-looking lot of hopefuls make your way up. 70 00:11:32,922 --> 00:11:36,414 You future members of the girls' ski team can all keep me company... 71 00:11:36,492 --> 00:11:38,722 until it's time for you to take the track. 72 00:11:38,795 --> 00:11:41,889 - Who'd like to hold my clipboard? - Me! Me! 73 00:11:44,500 --> 00:11:46,434 You'll make a fine little helper. What's your name? 74 00:11:46,502 --> 00:11:50,233 - Charles De Mar. - Shut up, geek. 75 00:11:52,308 --> 00:11:54,833 - What's your name? - Beth. 76 00:11:54,911 --> 00:11:56,776 That's my favorite name. 77 00:11:59,615 --> 00:12:03,051 - Buenos días. Roy Stalin. - Hola. Lane Myer. 78 00:12:03,119 --> 00:12:05,952 I can see you and I share one common desire... 79 00:12:07,190 --> 00:12:10,057 the desire to be a part of the well-oiled machinery... 80 00:12:10,126 --> 00:12:13,061 that is the Greendale High School ski-racing team. 81 00:12:13,129 --> 00:12:15,791 - The desire for victory. - Well, I... 82 00:12:15,865 --> 00:12:18,026 Right on! Get up there, and let's see what you got. 83 00:12:27,210 --> 00:12:30,543 - Ready up there? - Yeah. We're all set. 84 00:12:30,613 --> 00:12:32,604 What is the next victim's name? 85 00:12:32,682 --> 00:12:35,082 "Myer. Lane Myer." 86 00:12:35,151 --> 00:12:37,881 Is that as in Oscar Mayer? 87 00:12:37,954 --> 00:12:39,751 That's a roger, dude. 88 00:12:39,822 --> 00:12:42,518 You were standing with Oscar. 89 00:12:42,592 --> 00:12:46,050 Is he your main wiener man? 90 00:12:46,129 --> 00:12:49,792 Don't listen to Stalin, kid. He's a punk. 91 00:12:49,866 --> 00:12:51,800 Now, you show 'em, Rock. 92 00:12:51,868 --> 00:12:54,666 You show 'em how a skier really skis. 93 00:12:54,737 --> 00:12:58,332 - We're sending him down. - That's a roger. Counting down. 94 00:12:59,242 --> 00:13:01,301 Drei, fry. Go! 95 00:13:28,371 --> 00:13:32,637 Too bad. Real close. Next. 96 00:13:32,708 --> 00:13:36,041 Listen. I think we should talk. 97 00:13:36,112 --> 00:13:38,080 We've been seeing an awful lot of each other lately... 98 00:13:38,147 --> 00:13:39,910 and I really think it's in my best interest... 99 00:13:39,982 --> 00:13:42,576 if I went out with someone more popular... 100 00:13:42,652 --> 00:13:45,348 better looking, drives a nicer car. 101 00:13:49,325 --> 00:13:54,092 Six months! Six months, and she dumps me for him. 102 00:13:54,163 --> 00:13:56,495 For Stalin. Just like that. 103 00:13:56,566 --> 00:13:58,500 Six damn months! 104 00:14:04,173 --> 00:14:09,008 Truly a sight to behold... a man beaten. 105 00:14:09,078 --> 00:14:11,069 The once-great champ... 106 00:14:11,147 --> 00:14:14,878 now a study in mawkishness. 107 00:14:14,951 --> 00:14:17,852 No longer the victory-hungry stallion... 108 00:14:17,920 --> 00:14:21,185 - All right. - We've raced so many times before... 109 00:14:21,257 --> 00:14:23,248 but a pathetic... 110 00:14:23,326 --> 00:14:26,022 washed-up, aged ex-champion. 111 00:14:26,095 --> 00:14:27,528 Let's go! 112 00:14:34,003 --> 00:14:36,403 Someone's gonna see God. 113 00:14:39,141 --> 00:14:41,302 I'm gonna break your goddamn neck! 114 00:14:41,377 --> 00:14:44,039 Get outta the car! 115 00:14:44,113 --> 00:14:46,206 Get outta the car! 116 00:14:50,653 --> 00:14:52,917 Hello. How was your day? 117 00:14:52,989 --> 00:14:56,789 - Beth broke up with me. - That's nice. 118 00:14:56,859 --> 00:14:58,793 We're through. That's it. 119 00:15:13,175 --> 00:15:15,643 What the hell? Wait a minute here. 120 00:15:16,779 --> 00:15:18,713 Wait. This is death here. 121 00:15:20,983 --> 00:15:23,349 I haven't even been to New York City. 122 00:15:23,419 --> 00:15:25,910 Jesus. I haven't even been anywhere. 123 00:15:36,465 --> 00:15:40,026 Suicide is never the answer, little trooper. 124 00:15:40,102 --> 00:15:43,765 Greendale is a bodaciously small town. 125 00:15:43,839 --> 00:15:46,171 It's a flyspeck on the map... 126 00:15:46,242 --> 00:15:48,369 a rest stop on the way to a ski slope. 127 00:15:48,444 --> 00:15:50,912 I can't even get real drugs here. 128 00:15:52,048 --> 00:15:56,246 Stalin's a hero, the only one in this town who can ski the K-12. 129 00:15:56,319 --> 00:15:59,482 You're a great skier, but he's incredible. 130 00:16:00,856 --> 00:16:03,825 What if I ski the K-12? You think she'd take me back? 131 00:16:06,829 --> 00:16:09,263 I'm back to suicide again. 132 00:16:14,370 --> 00:16:17,673 I think we're all going to enjoy this little treat. 133 00:16:17,807 --> 00:16:20,571 I got the recipe from the Ladies'HomeJournal. 134 00:16:20,643 --> 00:16:24,010 The mail got wet in the rain, so some of the pages ran together. 135 00:16:24,079 --> 00:16:28,038 But what I couldn't read I improvised with my own ideas. 136 00:16:28,117 --> 00:16:31,780 You see, it's got raisins in it. 137 00:16:32,855 --> 00:16:34,789 You like raisins. 138 00:16:36,592 --> 00:16:40,858 There is still one more thing I would like to discuss with Lane. 139 00:16:42,164 --> 00:16:44,189 The subject is... 140 00:16:46,702 --> 00:16:49,671 is the mystery car. 141 00:16:51,140 --> 00:16:53,540 Thank you, honey. 142 00:16:53,609 --> 00:16:56,840 Which even as we speak... 143 00:16:56,912 --> 00:16:59,574 darkens our domain under a moldy tarp. 144 00:16:59,648 --> 00:17:02,208 You do know the car of which I speak? 145 00:17:02,284 --> 00:17:04,752 - Yeah. I just never... - Let me refresh your memory. 146 00:17:04,820 --> 00:17:07,084 Cast your mind back. 147 00:17:07,156 --> 00:17:09,590 It's a crisp September morning. 148 00:17:09,658 --> 00:17:13,856 You borrowed $200 from me to purchase the car... 149 00:17:13,929 --> 00:17:17,126 mainly because your girlfriend Beth said it was... 150 00:17:17,199 --> 00:17:19,565 I believe the term was "tasty." 151 00:17:19,635 --> 00:17:22,570 Since then, that "tasty" car... 152 00:17:22,638 --> 00:17:26,904 has slept in an auto cocoon on my front lawn. 153 00:17:28,277 --> 00:17:30,711 I'll get around to it. 154 00:17:32,181 --> 00:17:35,878 Have you seen the exchange student who's staying at the Smiths's house? 155 00:17:35,951 --> 00:17:38,044 Perhaps you should go over and welcome her to our town. 156 00:17:38,120 --> 00:17:40,054 I think she would like that. 157 00:17:40,122 --> 00:17:42,386 Mrs. Smith probably got her so that weirdo son... 158 00:17:42,458 --> 00:17:45,393 could see what a real girl looks like. 159 00:17:45,461 --> 00:17:48,521 You know, he never goes outdoors. 160 00:17:48,597 --> 00:17:51,259 Just sits in that house, crochets all day long. 161 00:17:51,333 --> 00:17:53,267 The Chapmans had their exchange student... 162 00:17:53,335 --> 00:17:55,269 stay with them for six months. 163 00:17:55,337 --> 00:17:57,737 He practically became a son to Jules and Irene. 164 00:17:57,806 --> 00:17:59,706 You mean that kid from El Salvador? 165 00:17:59,775 --> 00:18:02,369 Can I be excused? I'm not feeling well. 166 00:18:03,445 --> 00:18:05,379 I'm just gonna be excused. 167 00:18:17,693 --> 00:18:20,321 I can't figure it out, Badger. 168 00:18:20,396 --> 00:18:24,992 You seem smart. Why waste your time with all this kid-stuff garbage? 169 00:18:28,370 --> 00:18:30,304 You're almost eight. 170 00:18:49,558 --> 00:18:51,992 It was love at first sight. 171 00:18:56,832 --> 00:18:58,766 Red dog! Red dog! 172 00:18:58,834 --> 00:19:01,894 92, 74, 16, 43! 173 00:19:01,971 --> 00:19:03,905 Bring it home, mama! 174 00:19:12,181 --> 00:19:14,115 Got it! Got it! 175 00:19:40,676 --> 00:19:42,610 So, how do you like Greendale? 176 00:19:43,679 --> 00:19:45,112 Fine. 177 00:19:47,716 --> 00:19:50,913 And the school system, you find it adequate? 178 00:19:50,986 --> 00:19:54,387 School hasn't started yet. 179 00:19:54,456 --> 00:19:57,118 She itched her nose. I wonder if that was... 180 00:19:57,192 --> 00:20:00,161 some kind of message to me that there's something on my nose. 181 00:20:00,229 --> 00:20:03,960 That's funny. He wiped his nose after I did. 182 00:20:04,033 --> 00:20:07,196 Maybe I got dirt on my nose when I itched it. 183 00:20:07,269 --> 00:20:09,897 God, he's too embarrassed to tell me. 184 00:20:09,972 --> 00:20:12,566 I must look sickening. 185 00:20:12,641 --> 00:20:14,575 There she goes again. What could it be? 186 00:20:14,643 --> 00:20:16,634 Dirt? Relish? 187 00:20:16,712 --> 00:20:18,646 Relish on my nose? How gross. 188 00:20:18,714 --> 00:20:20,648 - She might think it's... - Usually Nazis. 189 00:20:20,716 --> 00:20:23,344 Not that. Please don't let it be a booger. 190 00:20:23,419 --> 00:20:26,081 Not now. Please, God. 191 00:20:49,445 --> 00:20:52,039 I don't get it. How could... 192 00:20:52,114 --> 00:20:55,174 How could she throw away six months? 193 00:20:55,250 --> 00:20:58,378 I mean, six months? 194 00:20:58,454 --> 00:21:01,014 Just like that? 195 00:21:01,090 --> 00:21:03,650 No explanation, no reason. 196 00:21:03,726 --> 00:21:06,593 Just throw it away. 197 00:21:06,662 --> 00:21:08,596 Doesn't... 198 00:21:08,664 --> 00:21:10,598 How can you just throw away six months? 199 00:21:10,666 --> 00:21:13,601 I mean, when you're in love with someone... 200 00:21:14,803 --> 00:21:17,465 Six months is just... I'm history. 201 00:21:17,539 --> 00:21:19,973 Just bam! Like that, I'm gone. 202 00:21:21,176 --> 00:21:23,440 She's probably just testing me. 203 00:21:23,512 --> 00:21:25,446 A big test. 204 00:21:25,514 --> 00:21:29,280 That's probably... That's her. 205 00:21:29,351 --> 00:21:31,785 That's her. 206 00:21:36,358 --> 00:21:39,555 - Johnny. - Four weeks. 207 00:21:39,628 --> 00:21:42,461 Twenty papers. That's two dollars. 208 00:21:42,531 --> 00:21:46,160 - Plus tip. - I don't have a dime. Sorry. 209 00:21:47,069 --> 00:21:49,594 Didn't ask for a dime. 210 00:21:49,671 --> 00:21:52,003 Two dollars. 211 00:21:52,074 --> 00:21:55,475 Well, it's funny, see. My mom had to leave early... 212 00:21:55,544 --> 00:21:57,808 to take my brother to school and my dad to work 'cause... 213 00:21:57,880 --> 00:22:01,646 Two dollars. Cash. 214 00:22:01,717 --> 00:22:04,880 The problem here is... my little brother, this morning... 215 00:22:04,953 --> 00:22:07,513 got his arm caught in the microwave and... 216 00:22:07,589 --> 00:22:10,319 and my grandmother dropped acid and freaked out... 217 00:22:10,392 --> 00:22:13,122 and hijacked a school bus full of penguins. 218 00:22:13,195 --> 00:22:15,129 So it's kind of a family crisis. 219 00:22:15,197 --> 00:22:17,131 So come back later? Great. 220 00:22:25,274 --> 00:22:28,732 Breakin'up is hard to do 221 00:22:28,811 --> 00:22:31,439 Don't take your love... 222 00:22:31,513 --> 00:22:35,813 - To me, and she's gone - And she's gone 223 00:22:35,884 --> 00:22:39,012 Fifty ways to leave your lover 224 00:22:39,087 --> 00:22:41,248 Hurts so bad 225 00:22:41,323 --> 00:22:46,693 They say that breakin'up is hard to do... 226 00:22:49,498 --> 00:22:54,834 The three cardinal trapezoidal formations... 227 00:22:54,903 --> 00:22:58,031 hereto made orientable in our diagram... 228 00:22:58,106 --> 00:23:00,040 by connecting the various points... 229 00:23:00,108 --> 00:23:04,340 HIGK, PEGQ and LMNO... 230 00:23:04,413 --> 00:23:08,611 creating our geometric configurations... 231 00:23:08,684 --> 00:23:13,121 which have no properties, but with location... 232 00:23:14,523 --> 00:23:20,120 are equal to the described triangle CAB... 233 00:23:20,195 --> 00:23:21,628 quintuplicated. 234 00:23:22,698 --> 00:23:24,131 Therefore... 235 00:23:26,101 --> 00:23:28,194 it is also the five triangles... 236 00:23:28,270 --> 00:23:31,000 composing the aforementioned NIGH. 237 00:23:31,073 --> 00:23:36,143 Each are equal to the triangle CAB in this geometric concept. 238 00:23:36,277 --> 00:23:39,678 Therefore, in a like manner... 239 00:23:39,747 --> 00:23:42,045 the geometric metaphors... 240 00:23:42,116 --> 00:23:45,176 can derive a repeated vectoral sum. 241 00:23:46,253 --> 00:23:48,653 This was your assignment... 242 00:23:49,423 --> 00:23:52,324 and I would like to see the results. 243 00:23:52,393 --> 00:23:55,453 Please, take them out. 244 00:24:18,886 --> 00:24:21,116 Oops. 245 00:24:21,188 --> 00:24:22,621 Sophia. 246 00:24:23,991 --> 00:24:27,620 - And Buster. - Please! 247 00:24:27,695 --> 00:24:31,290 - Me! Me! - And... Beth. 248 00:24:33,367 --> 00:24:35,665 - And... - Please! Please! 249 00:24:35,736 --> 00:24:40,298 - Please, please! - Mr. Myer. 250 00:24:40,374 --> 00:24:42,308 Please join us at the blackboard... 251 00:24:42,376 --> 00:24:46,779 and show us your solution to this paltry geometric dilemma. 252 00:25:09,803 --> 00:25:11,236 Sorry. 253 00:25:43,537 --> 00:25:45,732 For God's sakes, would you relax? 254 00:25:45,806 --> 00:25:48,934 - It's just our virginity. - Yeah, I agree totally. 255 00:25:49,009 --> 00:25:51,170 I feel like we should tell someone or do something. 256 00:25:51,245 --> 00:25:53,736 I can get my dad's Polaroid or something. 257 00:25:55,249 --> 00:25:57,274 - What was that? - What was what? 258 00:25:57,351 --> 00:25:59,285 I heard something. 259 00:25:59,353 --> 00:26:01,913 We're in the most secluded place in the Northern Hemisphere. 260 00:26:01,989 --> 00:26:04,423 I assure you we are totally alone. 261 00:26:07,327 --> 00:26:08,760 Come on. 262 00:26:12,366 --> 00:26:14,231 What's wrong? 263 00:26:14,301 --> 00:26:16,895 That thing I put on me... it broke. 264 00:26:18,272 --> 00:26:20,604 Broke? It broke? 265 00:26:20,674 --> 00:26:23,472 - Take it easy. I'll buy a new one. - I don't want a new one! 266 00:26:23,544 --> 00:26:26,741 - Do you know what that means? - I'm sorry! I'm sorry! 267 00:26:36,957 --> 00:26:40,757 Now, now. I'll see you all tomorrow. 268 00:26:40,828 --> 00:26:45,891 Just remember to memorize pages 39 to 110 for tomorrow's lesson. 269 00:26:45,966 --> 00:26:48,093 - All right! - Cool! 270 00:26:54,641 --> 00:26:56,575 I just can't wait till tomorrow. 271 00:26:57,811 --> 00:26:59,745 Wait for me at my locker. 272 00:27:01,682 --> 00:27:03,115 Listen... 273 00:27:03,183 --> 00:27:05,583 I've been thinking about what you told me last night... 274 00:27:05,652 --> 00:27:07,745 and I've decided I'm gonna help you. 275 00:27:07,821 --> 00:27:09,254 How? 276 00:27:10,958 --> 00:27:14,951 I've been going to this high school for 71/2 years. 277 00:27:16,029 --> 00:27:17,792 I'm no dummy. 278 00:27:17,865 --> 00:27:20,095 I know high school girls. 279 00:27:21,168 --> 00:27:23,762 Two things. One... 280 00:27:23,837 --> 00:27:26,271 how about your sax? 281 00:27:26,340 --> 00:27:29,468 The thing about Roy is he plays the guitar. 282 00:27:29,543 --> 00:27:32,103 - He does? - Yeah. Girls love that. 283 00:27:32,179 --> 00:27:36,172 - Why don't you take up sax again? - Number two? 284 00:27:37,784 --> 00:27:40,309 The K-12, dude. 285 00:27:40,387 --> 00:27:42,617 You make a gnarly run like that... 286 00:27:42,689 --> 00:27:46,056 and girls will get sterile just looking at you. 287 00:27:48,962 --> 00:27:52,056 Would you stay behind? I'd like a word with you. 288 00:27:54,134 --> 00:27:55,897 We'll do this. 289 00:27:55,969 --> 00:27:57,664 Talk to you later. 290 00:28:00,541 --> 00:28:01,974 Yes, sir? 291 00:28:04,044 --> 00:28:06,478 This is a bit awkward. 292 00:28:06,547 --> 00:28:07,980 Yes, sir. 293 00:28:09,483 --> 00:28:10,916 Well... 294 00:28:12,219 --> 00:28:14,414 I've heard a few things, and... 295 00:28:16,490 --> 00:28:19,482 Well, I was wondering... 296 00:28:19,560 --> 00:28:21,585 if you would mind if I took out Beth. 297 00:29:16,183 --> 00:29:18,151 And I love you so much 298 00:29:21,555 --> 00:29:25,992 'Cause I met you in first grade 299 00:29:26,059 --> 00:29:27,890 Yes, I love you 300 00:29:39,973 --> 00:29:41,998 What'd you go and do that for? 301 00:29:44,911 --> 00:29:46,845 Really. Why? 302 00:29:46,913 --> 00:29:48,175 That's sick. 303 00:29:48,248 --> 00:29:52,617 "Sick"? I love you. How could you dump me for him? 304 00:29:52,686 --> 00:29:56,122 Face it. You're a no-show, a loss. 305 00:29:56,189 --> 00:29:59,522 You're immature. You can't do a single thing by yourself. 306 00:29:59,593 --> 00:30:01,891 You're a spastic Nerf bag all the time. 307 00:30:01,962 --> 00:30:04,658 And besides, Roy can ski the K-12. 308 00:30:04,731 --> 00:30:08,167 How could I enjoy high school with you as a boyfriend? 309 00:30:08,235 --> 00:30:11,295 Any girl in this school would be overwhelmed to go out with me. 310 00:30:28,188 --> 00:30:31,157 Chris Cummins? You haven't got a chance. 311 00:30:31,224 --> 00:30:34,716 - She'd go out with me in a second. - Listen, you forget. 312 00:30:34,795 --> 00:30:37,286 Chris Cummins dates the basketball team. 313 00:30:37,364 --> 00:30:40,561 Not certain members of the team. The whole team. 314 00:30:40,634 --> 00:30:42,864 You so much as talk to her, you're dead. 315 00:30:42,936 --> 00:30:44,904 So let's just say you give it up. 316 00:30:44,971 --> 00:30:47,874 Yeah, Oscar Mayer. I think that's a fine idea. 317 00:30:48,008 --> 00:30:49,498 I will not give it up! 318 00:30:49,576 --> 00:30:53,012 You'll be sorry. Someday you'll want me back! 319 00:30:59,185 --> 00:31:00,618 Sorry. 320 00:31:04,257 --> 00:31:06,191 I'm gonna get some milk. 321 00:31:07,260 --> 00:31:09,194 Just one milk. 322 00:31:09,262 --> 00:31:10,854 I'll be okay. 323 00:31:14,034 --> 00:31:16,059 Watch this. 324 00:31:19,472 --> 00:31:21,963 - Can I borrow these a minute? - What's the idea? 325 00:31:22,042 --> 00:31:23,475 Just for a minute. 326 00:31:23,543 --> 00:31:27,912 Here. Buy yourself another leotard. Be back in a minute, okay? 327 00:31:40,760 --> 00:31:42,193 Excuse me. 328 00:31:45,565 --> 00:31:47,499 I was thinking... 329 00:31:47,567 --> 00:31:50,502 you skate, I skate... we skate. 330 00:31:50,570 --> 00:31:53,437 - Maybe we could get together and... - You're a jerk. 331 00:31:53,506 --> 00:31:55,440 Be a skating team. 332 00:32:03,850 --> 00:32:07,115 - I was saying before... - See you later, guys. 333 00:32:27,373 --> 00:32:29,307 Let's go! Let's go! 334 00:32:51,464 --> 00:32:53,591 - What? - What are you doing? 335 00:32:53,666 --> 00:32:56,601 - Nothing. - Yes, you are. 336 00:32:59,272 --> 00:33:01,706 Buck up, little camper. 337 00:33:01,775 --> 00:33:06,303 - We'll beat that slope together. - Yeah? 338 00:33:06,379 --> 00:33:08,472 Yeah. 339 00:33:09,849 --> 00:33:11,840 I'm right behind ya, buddy. 340 00:33:29,502 --> 00:33:32,869 Man, it's a real shame when folks be throwin' away... 341 00:33:32,939 --> 00:33:35,305 a perfectly good white boy like that. 342 00:33:39,279 --> 00:33:42,840 If I could get past this first lip, the rest would be a breeze. 343 00:33:42,916 --> 00:33:44,474 I'm telling you... 344 00:33:48,388 --> 00:33:50,049 Hold on! Wait one second. 345 00:33:50,123 --> 00:33:52,057 I think I'm on to something here. 346 00:33:52,125 --> 00:33:55,959 This is pure snow. It's everywhere. 347 00:33:56,029 --> 00:33:59,089 Have you any idea what the street value of this mountain is? 348 00:33:59,165 --> 00:34:00,860 Wait a minute. Hold it. 349 00:34:11,177 --> 00:34:12,610 Outrageous. 350 00:34:14,280 --> 00:34:17,738 I think I froze the left half of my brain. 351 00:34:17,817 --> 00:34:20,513 Look. I can't move my right arm. 352 00:34:20,587 --> 00:34:23,681 - Will you get serious? - Look, dude... 353 00:34:23,756 --> 00:34:25,690 it's Christmas Eve. 354 00:34:25,758 --> 00:34:29,125 I could be home right now drinking this monster eggnog... 355 00:34:29,195 --> 00:34:31,129 my brother makes with lighter fluid. 356 00:34:31,197 --> 00:34:34,030 You've been staring over that edge for hours. 357 00:34:34,100 --> 00:34:36,364 People die down there. 358 00:34:36,436 --> 00:34:38,768 And dying when you're not really sick... 359 00:34:38,838 --> 00:34:40,772 is really sick, you know? 360 00:34:40,840 --> 00:34:44,003 This is very important to me. I mean, really. 361 00:34:44,077 --> 00:34:46,477 If I don't believe in myself, I'm nothing. 362 00:34:46,546 --> 00:34:48,480 I'll be as bad as Ricky Smith. 363 00:34:48,548 --> 00:34:51,745 He sits around crocheting all day and snorting nasal spray. 364 00:34:51,818 --> 00:34:54,252 - I gotta do it! - He snorts nasal spray? 365 00:34:54,320 --> 00:34:56,254 Know where I can score some? 366 00:34:56,322 --> 00:34:59,223 - Are you gonna help me or not? - All right. All right. 367 00:34:59,292 --> 00:35:01,055 I'll tell you what to do. 368 00:35:01,127 --> 00:35:05,791 Go that way really fast. 369 00:35:05,865 --> 00:35:09,596 If something gets in your way, turn. 370 00:35:12,005 --> 00:35:14,735 What a coach. 371 00:35:14,807 --> 00:35:16,741 I'm gonna do it. 372 00:35:32,458 --> 00:35:35,120 All right! Now turn! 373 00:35:45,471 --> 00:35:48,440 Hello, Beth? Hey, it's Christmas. 374 00:35:48,508 --> 00:35:51,136 I was thinking maybe me and you could... 375 00:35:53,079 --> 00:35:55,775 No, we didn't open our presents yet. 376 00:35:55,848 --> 00:35:58,180 You did. 377 00:35:58,251 --> 00:36:00,185 The cutest thing ever. 378 00:36:01,421 --> 00:36:02,854 From Roy. 379 00:36:05,191 --> 00:36:08,456 A giant teddy bear bigger than you. 380 00:36:08,528 --> 00:36:10,462 Sounds great. 381 00:36:11,831 --> 00:36:14,265 It really does sound good. 382 00:36:14,334 --> 00:36:17,269 Look, I gotta go. The Christmas tree's on fire. 383 00:36:39,525 --> 00:36:41,959 Now open this one next. 384 00:36:43,363 --> 00:36:45,228 I remembered how much you liked... 385 00:36:45,298 --> 00:36:47,732 the chocolate-nut brownie in this one. 386 00:36:47,800 --> 00:36:51,896 And look, corn in seasoned sauce. He likes corn. 387 00:36:56,175 --> 00:36:59,838 Now, come on. Don't be shy. Give her your present. 388 00:37:02,248 --> 00:37:04,580 Come on. Give her your present. 389 00:37:05,918 --> 00:37:07,852 Come on. 390 00:37:15,762 --> 00:37:18,356 That's a Christmas present. 391 00:37:19,632 --> 00:37:22,157 Do you have Christmas in France? 392 00:37:24,103 --> 00:37:27,095 Christmas. 393 00:37:27,173 --> 00:37:29,107 Christmas. 394 00:37:30,176 --> 00:37:32,610 Yeah. It's from Ricky. 395 00:37:46,726 --> 00:37:49,320 You can take that wherever you go... 396 00:37:49,395 --> 00:37:53,764 to always remember your trip to the United States. 397 00:38:10,083 --> 00:38:12,108 How come you're so small? 398 00:38:12,185 --> 00:38:16,918 Now. Everyone's gonna be wearing one of these this year. 399 00:38:18,157 --> 00:38:20,091 Honey, what have you done? 400 00:38:21,160 --> 00:38:22,593 There. 401 00:38:23,663 --> 00:38:25,756 It's real aardvark fur. 402 00:38:26,833 --> 00:38:28,767 Really? 403 00:38:28,835 --> 00:38:30,735 Well, honey, it's sure... 404 00:38:32,238 --> 00:38:34,172 warm. 405 00:38:34,240 --> 00:38:36,936 - Now for the best part. - What? 406 00:38:37,009 --> 00:38:38,943 The hood. 407 00:38:44,183 --> 00:38:46,879 Everybody's gonna be wearing one of these. 408 00:38:46,953 --> 00:38:48,887 Isn't it fun? 409 00:39:01,701 --> 00:39:04,636 - What is it? - I'll show you soon. Almost there. 410 00:39:04,704 --> 00:39:06,729 - You'll see it in a second. Ready? - Yeah. 411 00:39:06,806 --> 00:39:08,740 - Okay? - Okay. All right. 412 00:39:10,910 --> 00:39:14,004 Al, you fixed the windows. 413 00:39:14,080 --> 00:39:17,072 It's a Christmas miracle. 414 00:39:17,150 --> 00:39:22,213 Wait a minute, Mr. Bear. This is crazy. I bet we get her back. 415 00:39:36,068 --> 00:39:38,093 - Merry Christmas. - Merry Christmas. 416 00:40:06,766 --> 00:40:10,133 Your book on how to pick up trashy women came today. 417 00:40:10,203 --> 00:40:11,636 Tell me something. 418 00:40:11,704 --> 00:40:15,640 What's a little boy like you doing with big-boy smut like this? 419 00:40:23,082 --> 00:40:25,312 Hi. I was just wondering... 420 00:40:25,384 --> 00:40:27,818 I know that we don't even know each other... 421 00:40:27,887 --> 00:40:30,822 but I know that you were going out with that girl Beth. 422 00:40:30,890 --> 00:40:34,826 I can see that you're not going out with her anymore... 423 00:40:34,961 --> 00:40:37,020 and I was wondering if perhaps I could just be with her... 424 00:40:37,096 --> 00:40:39,326 go to the movies, have a soda. 425 00:40:43,236 --> 00:40:47,263 - Can I talk to you for a moment? - Yeah. 426 00:40:47,340 --> 00:40:50,275 Come in here and sit down, please, young man. 427 00:40:55,314 --> 00:40:58,750 - Look, I'm sorry about the garage. - Let me give you the bottom line. 428 00:40:58,818 --> 00:41:01,184 It would be entirely beneficial... 429 00:41:01,254 --> 00:41:04,121 if you were to reenter the sociological mainstream... 430 00:41:04,190 --> 00:41:07,956 by reengaging in the ritual act of dating members of the opposite sex. 431 00:41:08,027 --> 00:41:10,359 I don't wanna date other girls. I wanna date Beth. 432 00:41:10,429 --> 00:41:13,796 I'm sorry to inform you that you are going to start dating other girls. 433 00:41:13,866 --> 00:41:15,458 - Starting tonight. - Oh? 434 00:41:15,534 --> 00:41:18,435 Tonight at 6:00, you're picking up Joanne Greenwald. 435 00:41:18,504 --> 00:41:21,200 - Your law partner's daughter? - That's right. 436 00:41:21,274 --> 00:41:23,799 The one with the big antenna on her face? 437 00:41:23,876 --> 00:41:26,071 Come on. 438 00:41:27,213 --> 00:41:29,147 Mellow off. 439 00:41:29,215 --> 00:41:31,342 It's a brand-new year. 440 00:41:31,417 --> 00:41:33,977 There's a New Year's Eve dance at your school. 441 00:41:34,053 --> 00:41:37,784 - You kids love this disco thing. - Disco? Come on, Dad. 442 00:41:37,857 --> 00:41:41,884 You are really... bringing me over, man. 443 00:41:47,600 --> 00:41:50,660 - 6:00. - Right off. 444 00:41:50,736 --> 00:41:52,670 - On. - On. Right... 445 00:41:52,738 --> 00:41:56,105 All right, Joanne Greenwald, you horrible thing... 446 00:41:56,175 --> 00:41:59,611 here's your one chance to go out with a real stud. 447 00:41:59,679 --> 00:42:02,614 One night with me, and she'll probably go blind with ecstasy. 448 00:42:02,682 --> 00:42:04,115 Poor creature. 449 00:42:04,183 --> 00:42:07,778 I hope she doesn't grab on to my leg and start... 450 00:42:07,853 --> 00:42:09,787 crying when the date's over. 451 00:42:09,855 --> 00:42:11,789 God, what do you do? 452 00:42:28,074 --> 00:42:30,008 All right, Joanne Greenwald. 453 00:42:36,315 --> 00:42:38,249 Hi, Joanne. 454 00:42:38,317 --> 00:42:42,754 Pal, let's get something straight. I don't wanna go out with you... 455 00:42:42,822 --> 00:42:45,757 and I'm just doing this as a favor to my dad, right? 456 00:42:45,825 --> 00:42:48,157 - I know you're happy to be... - Right. 457 00:42:48,227 --> 00:42:51,685 So let's make it a whole lot easier on ourselves, shall we? 458 00:42:51,764 --> 00:42:55,131 First, we'd have gone out to dinner. That's ten bucks apiece. 459 00:42:55,201 --> 00:42:57,431 Unless you're a cheapskate... 460 00:42:57,503 --> 00:42:59,767 but I'm willing to give you the benefit of the doubt. 461 00:42:59,839 --> 00:43:02,364 - Thanks. - I would've ordered double desserts. 462 00:43:02,441 --> 00:43:06,275 That's $22 altogether. Tax and tip... 25. 463 00:43:06,345 --> 00:43:10,111 Making it a grand total of $26.37. 464 00:43:10,182 --> 00:43:14,243 Half of which is approximately $ 13.67. 465 00:43:14,320 --> 00:43:19,417 Why don't you give me that 13.67, and we'll call it a night? 466 00:43:19,492 --> 00:43:21,653 - Do you take checks? - Sure. 467 00:43:27,299 --> 00:43:31,133 You never know if you're the victim or the fool 468 00:43:32,872 --> 00:43:36,535 Only know I can't stop thinkin'about you 469 00:43:38,677 --> 00:43:42,477 Love was good until you took it on the run 470 00:43:44,116 --> 00:43:48,917 But I fell too hard I guess I ain't the one 471 00:43:50,523 --> 00:43:53,083 Starin'the night away 472 00:43:53,159 --> 00:43:56,060 Don't know where you are 473 00:43:56,128 --> 00:43:58,756 Callin'out your name 474 00:43:58,831 --> 00:44:01,026 This crazy feelin' 475 00:44:01,100 --> 00:44:03,568 Of a one-way love 476 00:44:09,675 --> 00:44:12,007 You want a sandwich? 477 00:44:13,512 --> 00:44:14,945 Sure? 478 00:44:19,385 --> 00:44:23,048 Face to face I had no secrets to hide 479 00:44:25,724 --> 00:44:28,818 Well, you sure got my vote for cutest couple. 480 00:44:28,894 --> 00:44:32,386 Better shave her a little closer before you kiss her good night. 481 00:44:37,169 --> 00:44:39,069 "You better..." 482 00:44:43,275 --> 00:44:45,140 "You better shave..." 483 00:44:53,750 --> 00:44:56,719 I've been searchin'every day 484 00:44:56,786 --> 00:44:59,619 Tryin'to find another way 485 00:44:59,689 --> 00:45:01,987 I'd be better off dead 486 00:45:02,058 --> 00:45:04,583 Than to live without you 487 00:45:28,785 --> 00:45:30,946 I'd rather be a fool 488 00:45:31,021 --> 00:45:33,546 I'd be lost with someone new 489 00:45:34,624 --> 00:45:36,615 I'd be better off dead 490 00:45:36,693 --> 00:45:38,957 Than to live without you 491 00:45:40,397 --> 00:45:43,093 I've been searchin'every day 492 00:45:43,166 --> 00:45:46,192 Tryin'to find another way 493 00:45:46,269 --> 00:45:48,396 I'd be better off dead 494 00:45:48,471 --> 00:45:50,598 Than to live without you 495 00:45:52,442 --> 00:45:54,774 I'd rather be a fool 496 00:45:54,844 --> 00:45:57,745 I'd be lost with someone new 497 00:45:57,814 --> 00:45:59,873 I'd be better off dead 498 00:45:59,950 --> 00:46:02,248 Than to live without you 499 00:46:03,887 --> 00:46:06,412 I've been searchin'every day 500 00:46:06,489 --> 00:46:09,458 Tryin'to find another way 501 00:46:09,526 --> 00:46:11,551 I'd be better off dead 502 00:46:11,628 --> 00:46:14,461 Than to live without you 503 00:46:15,799 --> 00:46:18,097 I'd rather be a fool 504 00:46:18,168 --> 00:46:21,069 I'd be lost with someone new 505 00:46:21,137 --> 00:46:23,264 I'd be better off dead 506 00:46:23,340 --> 00:46:25,308 Than to live without you 507 00:46:26,476 --> 00:46:29,468 I'd be tempted 508 00:46:29,546 --> 00:46:32,606 I'd be tempted 509 00:46:32,682 --> 00:46:34,877 I'd be better off dead 510 00:46:34,951 --> 00:46:38,853 Than to live without you 511 00:46:58,408 --> 00:47:04,438 You're the best thing that ever happened to me 512 00:47:04,581 --> 00:47:06,845 I knew right away 513 00:47:06,916 --> 00:47:08,975 I knew right away 514 00:47:22,766 --> 00:47:24,199 It's okay. 515 00:47:24,267 --> 00:47:28,203 I was planning on having my nose flattened by a professional anyway. 516 00:47:32,575 --> 00:47:36,568 You're that French kid staying with the dorkheads... Smiths next door. 517 00:47:36,646 --> 00:47:38,739 We're neighbors. 518 00:47:40,850 --> 00:47:42,283 Me Lane. 519 00:47:43,920 --> 00:47:45,353 Monique Junet. 520 00:47:45,422 --> 00:47:47,583 I can't believe you're here tonight 521 00:47:49,959 --> 00:47:54,020 Who told me dreams don't work out great 522 00:47:54,097 --> 00:47:56,031 You do speak English, don't you? 523 00:47:57,901 --> 00:48:00,461 That's okay. I don't speak French. 524 00:48:08,745 --> 00:48:11,077 I had no idea where you'd gotten off to. 525 00:48:11,147 --> 00:48:13,081 You shouldn't make me worry. 526 00:48:17,220 --> 00:48:20,815 I see you've made Monique's... acquaintance. 527 00:48:20,890 --> 00:48:24,690 A number of times, yes. She's a delightful girl with a firm grip. 528 00:48:24,761 --> 00:48:28,891 Mother will pick us up at the entrance of the school. 529 00:48:28,965 --> 00:48:31,195 She'll be very disappointed if we aren't right... 530 00:48:31,267 --> 00:48:33,792 at the entrance of the school. 531 00:48:33,870 --> 00:48:37,966 Tell you what. Why don't you wait in the front of the school? 532 00:48:38,041 --> 00:48:40,566 And when Mom gets here, you have her honk the old horn. 533 00:48:40,643 --> 00:48:44,101 Monique and I would like to continue our conversation. 534 00:48:44,180 --> 00:48:46,580 You should not upset Mother... 535 00:48:46,649 --> 00:48:48,082 ever. 536 00:48:53,790 --> 00:48:56,224 I guess people do a lot of handshaking in France. 537 00:48:59,629 --> 00:49:04,589 I wanted to let you know there's an opening on the water ballet team. 538 00:49:04,667 --> 00:49:07,795 I can make a call if you want. Come on. 539 00:49:09,339 --> 00:49:11,899 All right. Studs and babes with Roy! 540 00:49:13,743 --> 00:49:15,677 Why aren't you with Ricky? 541 00:49:18,481 --> 00:49:20,745 Well, nice meeting you. 542 00:49:20,817 --> 00:49:22,250 Good night. 543 00:49:25,054 --> 00:49:27,318 Why weren't you there as I told you? 544 00:49:27,390 --> 00:49:29,824 - I told her, Mom. - I know. 545 00:49:29,893 --> 00:49:31,827 Don't you understand English? 546 00:49:31,895 --> 00:49:33,294 Bye. 547 00:49:50,513 --> 00:49:52,845 Two dollars. 548 00:49:57,687 --> 00:49:59,621 Two dollars. 549 00:50:03,693 --> 00:50:05,627 - Two dollars. - Two dollars. 550 00:50:27,550 --> 00:50:29,882 Keys! 551 00:50:43,499 --> 00:50:46,263 Hi. How was your date? 552 00:50:46,336 --> 00:50:48,361 They're out there. They're after me. 553 00:51:19,202 --> 00:51:21,136 Happy New Year. 554 00:51:47,964 --> 00:51:50,762 - Honey, where's Lane? - He just came in. 555 00:51:50,833 --> 00:51:53,427 He went skiing this morning with Charles De Mar. 556 00:51:53,503 --> 00:51:55,504 I think he's in the shower. 557 00:51:56,405 --> 00:51:59,465 In me, you see 558 00:51:59,541 --> 00:52:04,308 A man alone 559 00:52:06,849 --> 00:52:09,249 What's taking him so long? 560 00:52:09,318 --> 00:52:13,118 It's his first day at work. I don't want him to be late. 561 00:52:13,188 --> 00:52:15,554 A man who listens 562 00:52:15,624 --> 00:52:20,618 To the trembling of the trees 563 00:52:20,696 --> 00:52:24,792 With sentimental ease 564 00:52:27,303 --> 00:52:30,568 In me, you see 565 00:52:30,639 --> 00:52:35,338 A man alone 566 00:52:35,411 --> 00:52:38,141 Behind the wall 567 00:52:38,213 --> 00:52:42,809 He's learned to call his own 568 00:52:42,885 --> 00:52:46,377 A man who still goes 569 00:52:46,455 --> 00:52:48,855 Walkin'in the rain 570 00:52:50,826 --> 00:52:56,025 - Expecting love again - You better... 571 00:53:16,518 --> 00:53:19,954 - So you're Al Myer's kid. - Yes, I am. 572 00:53:20,022 --> 00:53:24,083 - You look pretty stupid to me. - Thank you. 573 00:53:24,159 --> 00:53:29,187 Let's see if you have any brains. First you take the meat. 574 00:53:29,264 --> 00:53:31,789 - You understand? - Yeah. 575 00:53:31,867 --> 00:53:34,665 Then you pat it in the pig mold. 576 00:53:34,737 --> 00:53:38,503 - Push it in the pig mold. - This is a push. 577 00:53:38,574 --> 00:53:40,508 This is a pat. 578 00:53:40,576 --> 00:53:44,205 Then take the pig mold and put it on the tray. 579 00:53:44,279 --> 00:53:46,839 Now put on this hat. 580 00:53:46,915 --> 00:53:48,849 See that sign up there? 581 00:53:48,917 --> 00:53:51,886 You wear it with pride. Put it on! 582 00:53:57,559 --> 00:54:00,585 You gotta have pride and class in this business. Understand? 583 00:54:00,662 --> 00:54:02,095 Now... 584 00:54:05,768 --> 00:54:07,395 What's that? 585 00:54:07,469 --> 00:54:09,630 Those are the keys to this establishment. 586 00:54:09,705 --> 00:54:13,300 I want you in here at 6:00 a.m. Saturday morning. 587 00:54:13,375 --> 00:54:17,209 This place has to be mopped up before the breakfast crew get here. 588 00:54:17,279 --> 00:54:19,406 - Roger. - All right. 589 00:54:20,849 --> 00:54:22,942 - Where you goin'? - I'm gonna go wash my hands. 590 00:54:23,018 --> 00:54:26,419 - I gotta mold and pat. - Wash your hands on your own time. 591 00:54:26,488 --> 00:54:28,422 - Now, get to work. - Yes, sir. 592 00:54:31,026 --> 00:54:32,118 - Fat pig. - What? 593 00:54:32,194 --> 00:54:33,786 Pat. Pat pig. 594 00:54:54,950 --> 00:54:56,884 Everybody wants some. 595 00:55:02,424 --> 00:55:04,619 I'll show you what everybody wants. 596 00:55:09,064 --> 00:55:11,760 They call me mad! Mad! Mad! 597 00:55:11,834 --> 00:55:13,768 Me, a fool? 598 00:56:03,685 --> 00:56:05,744 It's alive! 599 00:56:13,462 --> 00:56:14,895 Oh, yeah 600 00:56:17,266 --> 00:56:19,200 Yeah, yeah 601 00:56:24,506 --> 00:56:28,374 You can't get romantic on a subway line 602 00:56:31,079 --> 00:56:32,512 Conductor don't like it 603 00:56:32,581 --> 00:56:35,106 Says you're wastin'your time 604 00:56:37,152 --> 00:56:40,315 But everybody wants some 605 00:56:40,389 --> 00:56:42,687 I want some too 606 00:56:43,892 --> 00:56:46,622 Everybody wants some 607 00:56:46,695 --> 00:56:48,629 Baby, how 'bout you 608 00:56:48,697 --> 00:56:51,598 Yeah, yeah, yeah 609 00:56:51,667 --> 00:56:55,068 I seen a lot of people lookin'for a moonbeam 610 00:56:57,806 --> 00:57:02,470 Yeah, ya spent a lot Ya got lost in thejet stream 611 00:57:03,812 --> 00:57:08,408 Everybody wants some I want some too 612 00:57:14,856 --> 00:57:16,790 Oops. 613 00:57:33,942 --> 00:57:35,876 Lookin' really good today, buddy. 614 00:57:35,944 --> 00:57:37,878 Lookin' real good. 615 00:57:40,148 --> 00:57:42,013 Goon. 616 00:57:49,725 --> 00:57:51,158 All right. 617 00:57:53,595 --> 00:57:54,755 This is it. 618 00:58:10,145 --> 00:58:13,444 - Look, Barney, a falling star. - Yeah. 619 00:58:15,384 --> 00:58:17,318 - Let's make a wish. - A wish? 620 00:58:17,386 --> 00:58:19,786 If you wish on a falling star, your wish will come true. 621 00:58:19,855 --> 00:58:22,722 No kiddin'? 622 00:58:24,226 --> 00:58:28,390 - What did you wish for, Betty? - Can't tell ya. 623 00:58:28,463 --> 00:58:30,397 It would spoil the wish. 624 00:58:30,465 --> 00:58:33,400 - Don't tell me your wish either. - I won't. 625 00:58:34,870 --> 00:58:39,136 Hey there. I know this is awkward, me being a cartoon and all. 626 00:58:39,207 --> 00:58:43,109 I was just wondering how you'd feel if I took out Beth. 627 00:59:10,138 --> 00:59:11,571 Matches. 628 00:59:13,408 --> 00:59:16,741 Where have you been? We've all been waiting for you. 629 00:59:16,811 --> 00:59:19,746 You come and sit right down here. 630 00:59:23,285 --> 00:59:26,083 - Have you met Monique? - Hi. 631 00:59:26,154 --> 00:59:31,888 Now, in honor of our special guest, I've created "Dinner Mon Dieu." 632 00:59:31,960 --> 00:59:34,861 First we have... 633 00:59:34,930 --> 00:59:38,127 "Fraunch" fries. 634 00:59:38,200 --> 00:59:40,361 And... 635 00:59:40,435 --> 00:59:42,369 "Fraunch" dressing. 636 00:59:44,339 --> 00:59:47,934 And "Fraunch" bread. 637 00:59:48,009 --> 00:59:50,443 And to drink... ta-da! 638 00:59:50,512 --> 00:59:52,446 "Peru." 639 00:59:54,983 --> 00:59:59,943 You really do go to the outer limits to make an impression. 640 01:00:03,592 --> 01:00:06,720 Monique, enjoying your stay in our town? 641 01:00:09,231 --> 01:00:13,634 I say, are enjoying your stay in our town? 642 01:00:13,702 --> 01:00:16,466 - She doesn't speak English, Dad. - Of course she does. 643 01:00:17,739 --> 01:00:20,435 - Are you enjoying your stay... - It's no good, Al. 644 01:00:20,508 --> 01:00:22,669 - She don't speak a word. - Wait a minute. 645 01:00:22,744 --> 01:00:26,077 I thought foreign exchange students had to speak some English. 646 01:00:26,147 --> 01:00:29,241 Well, as we're discovering around our household... 647 01:00:29,317 --> 01:00:33,185 you don't need words to speak the international language. 648 01:00:33,255 --> 01:00:35,416 Right, Ricky? 649 01:00:38,460 --> 01:00:40,519 The international language. 650 01:00:42,564 --> 01:00:47,467 You know... love. 651 01:00:47,535 --> 01:00:50,163 The language of love. 652 01:00:50,238 --> 01:00:53,139 I think Monique and our little Ricky have a regular... 653 01:00:53,208 --> 01:00:56,006 cross-continental romance brewing here. 654 01:00:57,145 --> 01:01:00,512 - Him? And her? - Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. 655 01:01:00,582 --> 01:01:02,516 That makes sense. 656 01:01:08,256 --> 01:01:11,123 What does that mean? 657 01:01:11,192 --> 01:01:13,558 I think she wants to use the bathroom. 658 01:01:15,096 --> 01:01:20,864 It's down the hall, second door on the left. 659 01:01:25,106 --> 01:01:29,008 Jennifer, this is fabulous liqueur. 660 01:01:29,811 --> 01:01:34,646 Reminds me of the moonshine Ricky's dead pappy used to make. 661 01:01:34,716 --> 01:01:38,208 - God bless him. - Mrs. Smith! No! Wait! 662 01:01:41,389 --> 01:01:45,917 I'm real sorry your mom blew up, Ricky. Doctor said she'll be okay. 663 01:01:45,994 --> 01:01:49,623 I guess she just won't be able to eat any spicy foods for a while. 664 01:01:57,772 --> 01:01:59,535 Not now. 665 01:02:02,610 --> 01:02:05,773 - What do they want? - They want a race. 666 01:02:06,881 --> 01:02:12,217 - Lane Myer, the kid from Greendale. - Here's a good example. 667 01:02:12,287 --> 01:02:14,949 - I don't know. - Brothers. One speaks no English. 668 01:02:15,023 --> 01:02:18,424 The other learned English from watching the Wide World of Sports. 669 01:02:18,493 --> 01:02:20,518 You tell me which is better... speaking no English at all... 670 01:02:20,595 --> 01:02:23,530 or speaking Howard Cosell. 671 01:02:23,598 --> 01:02:28,661 The chances seem slim that this once-great has the nerve... 672 01:02:28,737 --> 01:02:30,932 the desire to win, that he once had. 673 01:02:31,005 --> 01:02:34,304 You must obey the proper speed limits. A car is not a toy. 674 01:02:42,016 --> 01:02:45,247 - We'll take these guys! - It's a close race. 675 01:02:45,320 --> 01:02:48,619 Myer takes the lead. This could go in Myer's favor. 676 01:02:48,690 --> 01:02:51,488 You're exceeding the speed limit. Lane Myer, slow down. 677 01:02:55,330 --> 01:02:59,596 Myer takes the lead. This could go in Myer's favor. 678 01:02:59,667 --> 01:03:01,897 It looks very, very close. 679 01:03:31,332 --> 01:03:34,699 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Ricky's dead. 680 01:03:34,769 --> 01:03:38,296 Ricky, are you dead? I think he's dead. Monique. 681 01:03:38,373 --> 01:03:40,307 Monique, I'm sorry. 682 01:03:55,356 --> 01:03:57,483 I'm telling my mom. 683 01:04:11,739 --> 01:04:13,673 See you later. 684 01:04:14,943 --> 01:04:17,605 Ever since I got my license, those kamikaze pilots have been after me. 685 01:04:17,679 --> 01:04:19,840 If I only had my Camaro running. If I had my Camaro running... 686 01:04:19,914 --> 01:04:22,314 I would blow those boys off the street... vroom. 687 01:04:22,383 --> 01:04:25,318 That thing goes so fast. It's got an engine... 688 01:04:50,178 --> 01:04:52,112 Looks good, huh? 689 01:04:52,180 --> 01:04:55,377 I guess after my mom's cooking, you'll probably tolerate anything. 690 01:04:55,450 --> 01:04:58,010 Have a Ding Dong. They're good. 691 01:04:59,087 --> 01:05:01,282 There they are. 692 01:05:11,432 --> 01:05:13,957 Don't get me wrong. My mom means well, she really does. 693 01:05:14,035 --> 01:05:17,368 Cooking's her new thing. She cooks all the time now. 694 01:05:18,506 --> 01:05:21,907 - It's better than it used to be. - Hey! Buenos días. 695 01:05:28,449 --> 01:05:31,316 I stopped by to tell you I'm gonna be picking a new captain... 696 01:05:31,386 --> 01:05:33,286 for the ski team on Sunday. 697 01:05:33,354 --> 01:05:38,121 All you gotta do to be captain, Myer, is beat me. 698 01:05:38,192 --> 01:05:42,390 The tryouts won't be the same if you're not there, champ. 699 01:05:45,333 --> 01:05:48,700 So what are you and Myer talking about? 700 01:05:48,770 --> 01:05:50,761 Is he telling you what a great lover he is? 701 01:05:50,838 --> 01:05:54,171 She only speaks French, Roy. She doesn't speak "imbecile." 702 01:05:56,911 --> 01:06:01,780 There's one language I speak that all women understand. 703 01:06:01,849 --> 01:06:05,012 Just ask your last girlfriend. 704 01:06:05,086 --> 01:06:07,714 Would you like to learn some new words? 705 01:06:07,789 --> 01:06:09,723 Shit! Stupid! 706 01:06:12,126 --> 01:06:14,788 - What's going on here? - Nothing! 707 01:06:14,862 --> 01:06:18,389 Myer's new frog girlfriend here is just as much of a clod as he is. 708 01:06:18,466 --> 01:06:22,368 Hold on. You think you're such a big tough guy because you're captain. 709 01:06:22,437 --> 01:06:25,339 The truth is, I could out-ski you any day of the week. 710 01:06:25,473 --> 01:06:27,373 - Really? - You want a race, I'll take you on. 711 01:06:27,441 --> 01:06:30,410 - Yeah, I'm sure. - From the K-12, champ. 712 01:06:32,046 --> 01:06:34,412 - Chicken? - What did you say? 713 01:06:34,482 --> 01:06:39,283 - Anytime. You name it. - You're diggin' your own grave. 714 01:06:39,353 --> 01:06:41,116 No one has to know. Just me and you. 715 01:06:41,188 --> 01:06:43,782 Sunday. High noon. 716 01:06:43,858 --> 01:06:46,190 You're on. 717 01:06:50,898 --> 01:06:54,561 This just in. Lane Myer will be racing Roy Stalin... 718 01:06:54,635 --> 01:06:57,934 down K-12 this Sunday at noon. 719 01:07:06,547 --> 01:07:09,744 I must be brain-damaged. I'm gonna race. I'm gonna lose. 720 01:07:09,817 --> 01:07:11,751 And I'm gonna die. 721 01:07:14,288 --> 01:07:18,224 That? Is my car. The Camaro. 722 01:07:18,292 --> 01:07:22,092 Remember? I was telling you about it before? It doesn't work. 723 01:07:22,163 --> 01:07:26,429 My little brother, he's building a space shuttle out of appliances. 724 01:07:26,500 --> 01:07:29,765 That thing's going to work. I can't get that out of the driveway. 725 01:07:36,510 --> 01:07:39,274 I'll talk to you later. I gotta go. 726 01:08:02,603 --> 01:08:05,231 Smitty? Yo, Smitty! 727 01:08:08,876 --> 01:08:11,970 How's it going? Here's the ski you called about. 728 01:08:12,046 --> 01:08:14,344 My God. What happened to you? You're all mangled. 729 01:08:14,415 --> 01:08:17,578 - You get hit by a truck? - I was trying to ski the K-12. 730 01:08:17,651 --> 01:08:20,745 After the Olympics, everything looked so damned easy. 731 01:08:20,821 --> 01:08:24,552 You gotta be a real moron to try to ski that run, you know? 732 01:08:25,826 --> 01:08:26,850 Yeah. 733 01:08:27,928 --> 01:08:30,897 - Charge it. - Have a nice day. 734 01:08:34,969 --> 01:08:37,665 This is as bad as it will ever get. 735 01:08:49,483 --> 01:08:53,283 I want my two dollars! Two dollars! 736 01:08:53,354 --> 01:08:56,755 I want my two dollars! Two dollars! 737 01:09:01,395 --> 01:09:03,454 I want my two dollars! 738 01:09:19,179 --> 01:09:21,443 No! I can't swim! 739 01:09:48,409 --> 01:09:51,173 Something wrong, Monique? 740 01:09:54,348 --> 01:09:57,511 Nice talking to you. 741 01:09:58,552 --> 01:10:01,112 Hell, yes, something is wrong! 742 01:10:01,188 --> 01:10:05,386 This, how you say, "dorkhead"... 743 01:10:05,459 --> 01:10:07,620 is an unleashed sex fiend. 744 01:10:07,695 --> 01:10:10,220 Look. He will not leave me alone. He thinks because I stay here... 745 01:10:10,297 --> 01:10:14,597 I am his love goddess, his prostrate. 746 01:10:14,668 --> 01:10:16,636 No. Prostitute. 747 01:10:16,704 --> 01:10:20,731 Holy shit. You big faker. You speak English. 748 01:10:20,808 --> 01:10:24,608 But of course I speak English. I speak very good English. 749 01:10:25,679 --> 01:10:28,614 I will not, however, speak Mrs. Smith's... 750 01:10:29,750 --> 01:10:35,347 international language of love with this reptilian son. 751 01:10:35,422 --> 01:10:38,585 Well, honk my hooter! 752 01:10:38,659 --> 01:10:41,958 I don't believe it. You've understood everything we've said? 753 01:10:42,029 --> 01:10:45,556 Look, Lane. If you were living with a family like that... 754 01:10:45,632 --> 01:10:49,068 the less you spoke, the happier you would be, I promise you. 755 01:10:49,136 --> 01:10:51,331 God, I never thought of that. 756 01:10:51,405 --> 01:10:54,431 I thought if Casanova and I had nothing to say to each other... 757 01:10:54,508 --> 01:10:57,500 he'd get bored, go away. 758 01:10:57,578 --> 01:11:01,776 Instead, he used it as a chance to put his testicles all over me. 759 01:11:01,849 --> 01:11:03,874 His what? 760 01:11:03,951 --> 01:11:07,819 How you say... octopus, testicles? 761 01:11:07,888 --> 01:11:11,153 Tentacles. "N-t." Tentacles. 762 01:11:11,225 --> 01:11:14,217 - Tentacles. - There's a big difference. 763 01:11:14,294 --> 01:11:19,231 All I want is to come to the States and see Dodger Stadium. 764 01:11:22,202 --> 01:11:26,070 Now all I see is that... that face in my door every time I move. 765 01:11:27,808 --> 01:11:31,801 Dodgers, huh? I notice you have a pretty good pitching arm. 766 01:11:33,180 --> 01:11:35,978 What else is there that is of interest in the States... 767 01:11:36,049 --> 01:11:38,074 but the Brooklyn Dodgers? 768 01:11:38,852 --> 01:11:42,288 I don't know. You might find a nice friend. 769 01:11:43,957 --> 01:11:46,790 You do have friends in France? 770 01:11:46,860 --> 01:11:49,454 You know... friend. 771 01:11:50,631 --> 01:11:52,963 Friend. 772 01:11:56,069 --> 01:11:59,300 - Then you will not tell? - That you're a Dodgers fan? 773 01:11:59,373 --> 01:12:02,467 No. That I speak English. 774 01:12:02,543 --> 01:12:05,171 - Cross my heart and hope to die. - Do you? 775 01:12:06,613 --> 01:12:09,514 Not at the moment. 776 01:12:09,583 --> 01:12:12,211 What are you doin' out here? Do you know what time it is? 777 01:12:12,286 --> 01:12:14,550 Get in here before you catch your death. 778 01:12:14,621 --> 01:12:16,555 Jesus. 779 01:12:19,059 --> 01:12:23,189 You are my friend. Good night. 780 01:12:24,431 --> 01:12:26,626 Good luck. 781 01:12:28,335 --> 01:12:31,133 Is that Myer boy bothering you? 782 01:12:31,205 --> 01:12:34,140 Little Ricky's been lookin' all over for you. 783 01:12:34,208 --> 01:12:37,006 We've been worried sick. 784 01:12:46,687 --> 01:12:48,120 Damn. 785 01:13:21,954 --> 01:13:24,252 Hello? Hello? 786 01:13:27,826 --> 01:13:32,354 No, thanks. I already had breakfast. What are you doing to my car? 787 01:13:33,498 --> 01:13:36,023 What are you doing to my Camaro? 788 01:13:36,101 --> 01:13:39,935 Monique, what are you doing to my car? It's already screwed up. 789 01:13:40,005 --> 01:13:42,235 - "Screwed up"? - Yeah. Very. 790 01:13:48,947 --> 01:13:53,350 You got my car running! You brought my car back from the dead. 791 01:13:53,418 --> 01:13:55,147 - From the dead? - Yeah. 792 01:13:55,220 --> 01:13:59,987 - Not entirely. - Can you put that back in? 793 01:14:00,058 --> 01:14:02,492 Together? Where it goes? 794 01:14:02,561 --> 01:14:04,893 If I cannot, I am sure you will. 795 01:14:06,031 --> 01:14:09,159 I have a great fear of tools. I once made a birdhouse in wood shop... 796 01:14:09,234 --> 01:14:11,429 and the Fair Housing Committee condemned it. 797 01:14:11,503 --> 01:14:14,199 "I cannot do it" is your middle name. 798 01:14:14,273 --> 01:14:17,333 Come. Help me push this into the garage. 799 01:15:18,503 --> 01:15:22,940 I think you're kind of remarkable. How'd you learn to do all this? 800 01:15:24,409 --> 01:15:27,139 Some things are not that hard to understand, Lane. 801 01:15:28,046 --> 01:15:31,504 Like you, for instance. You think of these ways of killing yourself... 802 01:15:31,583 --> 01:15:33,574 yet you never do it. 803 01:15:33,652 --> 01:15:37,349 - Why is this? - Isn't that kind of personal? 804 01:15:37,422 --> 01:15:43,190 But I told you the sordid details of my intimate sex life with Ricky. 805 01:15:43,261 --> 01:15:46,788 I just figured you could explain this dramatic death wish. 806 01:15:49,968 --> 01:15:52,698 I used to go out with this girl named Beth. 807 01:15:53,772 --> 01:15:58,573 I really thought I loved her, and she dumped me. 808 01:15:58,643 --> 01:16:01,510 And I guess I thought I couldn't live without her or something. 809 01:16:01,580 --> 01:16:05,914 You would die to get the attention of this woman? 810 01:16:07,552 --> 01:16:10,077 You know, Lane, there are better ways of getting attention. 811 01:16:10,155 --> 01:16:14,751 Yeah. When she dumped me, she dumped me for this real slimebag... 812 01:16:14,826 --> 01:16:17,556 a guy named Stalin. 813 01:16:20,732 --> 01:16:24,725 I race Stalin tomorrow. Oh, my God. I have to get to a cave right now. 814 01:16:24,803 --> 01:16:26,896 No. This is what I speak of. 815 01:16:26,972 --> 01:16:31,033 This is good way of getting this attention, when we beat him. 816 01:16:31,109 --> 01:16:34,476 - Beat him? I can't beat him. - Yes! 817 01:16:34,546 --> 01:16:37,709 I think all you need is a small taste of success. 818 01:16:37,783 --> 01:16:40,377 You will find it suits you. 819 01:18:41,540 --> 01:18:42,973 Step up. 820 01:18:58,323 --> 01:19:00,086 One minute. 821 01:19:10,702 --> 01:19:12,135 Voilà. 822 01:19:28,486 --> 01:19:30,613 Hold that thought. 823 01:19:32,424 --> 01:19:34,221 I got these for Christmas. 824 01:19:37,329 --> 01:19:39,923 Bon appétit. 825 01:19:41,833 --> 01:19:45,098 Monique, I just wanted to thank you for everything. 826 01:19:47,706 --> 01:19:49,731 Merci buckets. 827 01:19:54,212 --> 01:19:56,680 Wait. I forgot the most important thing. 828 01:20:53,972 --> 01:20:57,203 Look at this! How am I supposed to live through this? 829 01:20:58,477 --> 01:21:02,345 All you've got to do is go that way really fast. 830 01:21:02,414 --> 01:21:05,975 If something gets in your way, turn. 831 01:21:07,753 --> 01:21:10,381 Watch. It's no sweat. 832 01:21:32,444 --> 01:21:34,139 Now you! 833 01:21:36,348 --> 01:21:39,715 Hell, if you can do it... 834 01:22:19,291 --> 01:22:21,156 Lane, are you all right? 835 01:22:24,563 --> 01:22:26,656 You're mad about me, aren't you? 836 01:22:28,166 --> 01:22:32,000 I'm okay, really. Nothing's broken. It's just a little... Thank you. 837 01:23:37,102 --> 01:23:42,665 I'm telling you, practically everybody in the state of Northern California... 838 01:23:42,741 --> 01:23:48,179 is around this particular mountain waiting to see one Lane Myer... 839 01:23:48,246 --> 01:23:53,684 tackle this totally untamed slope, dead or alive. 840 01:23:53,752 --> 01:23:57,586 So get the lead out. That is all. 841 01:24:07,032 --> 01:24:10,433 - Well, I guess this is it. - Please hurry. 842 01:24:10,502 --> 01:24:14,836 We have unfinished business. Do not forget. 843 01:24:16,908 --> 01:24:19,775 - Language lessons. - You gonna teach me French? 844 01:24:19,844 --> 01:24:22,574 The international language. 845 01:24:28,520 --> 01:24:30,454 Kick his ass. 846 01:24:38,964 --> 01:24:40,397 Shit! 847 01:24:57,015 --> 01:25:00,542 I want my two dollars! 848 01:25:02,087 --> 01:25:03,748 Oh, my God. 849 01:25:10,128 --> 01:25:11,060 Two dollars! 850 01:25:13,898 --> 01:25:17,390 - I want my two dollars! - Of course the guy chickened out. 851 01:25:17,469 --> 01:25:21,769 He's just a geek. Listen, the wet wimp ain't gonna show up. 852 01:25:21,840 --> 01:25:25,037 Of course not. So what do you want us to do? Pack it up? 853 01:25:25,110 --> 01:25:28,307 I tell you what. While I'm up here, might as well break one more record. 854 01:25:28,380 --> 01:25:30,940 - We'll set the synchros for ya. - Ten-four. 855 01:25:31,016 --> 01:25:33,211 Spencer, we're gonna send Roy down alone. 856 01:25:33,285 --> 01:25:37,244 - Looks like Myer is not gonna show. - Count me down. 857 01:25:38,356 --> 01:25:42,520 - Myer, you don't know when to quit. - Myer's on the hill! 858 01:25:45,864 --> 01:25:47,832 - Two dollars! - Go! 859 01:25:53,371 --> 01:25:54,338 Go! 860 01:26:02,213 --> 01:26:05,614 - He's skiing on one ski! - What? 861 01:26:11,656 --> 01:26:15,387 Two dollars! Two dollars! 862 01:26:16,795 --> 01:26:20,162 - There's something following them. - What? 863 01:26:24,702 --> 01:26:26,897 Two dollars! 864 01:26:30,475 --> 01:26:32,238 I want my two dollars! 865 01:26:34,712 --> 01:26:37,044 - I want my two dollars! - Not now. 866 01:26:37,115 --> 01:26:38,912 Two dollars! 867 01:26:39,817 --> 01:26:45,016 Get out of here! Get lost! Get out of here. Take a hike, brat. 868 01:27:01,639 --> 01:27:03,231 Two dollars. 869 01:27:45,283 --> 01:27:47,114 They're coming out of the woods! 870 01:27:51,122 --> 01:27:55,718 Come on, little buckaroo! Come on! 871 01:28:47,345 --> 01:28:51,805 You fiend! Man, you're the hottest thing since sunburn! 872 01:28:55,153 --> 01:28:58,145 - Nice try. - Get lost. 873 01:28:58,222 --> 01:29:00,986 Lane, you really are the best. 874 01:29:10,601 --> 01:29:13,968 - We've been worried about you. - What are you doing up here? 875 01:29:14,038 --> 01:29:16,472 Do you know how long a drive it is to get here? 876 01:29:16,541 --> 01:29:18,406 Get her skis. We're goin' home. 877 01:29:19,877 --> 01:29:22,038 Excuse me. 878 01:29:23,114 --> 01:29:27,517 This was a sublime metamorphosis of the Lane Myer... 879 01:29:27,585 --> 01:29:30,145 I think the crowds were expecting to see here... 880 01:29:30,221 --> 01:29:32,712 at Brody Mountain today. 881 01:29:32,790 --> 01:29:35,987 Perhaps you can tell us what brought on... 882 01:29:36,060 --> 01:29:38,494 such an enchanting, exhilarating fate? 883 01:29:39,497 --> 01:29:41,431 Language lessons. 884 01:29:46,404 --> 01:29:47,996 Language lessons. 885 01:29:49,140 --> 01:29:53,668 Inspired words from a man who knows how to ski. 886 01:29:53,744 --> 01:29:56,076 You're nothing but a little tramp, you know. 887 01:29:56,147 --> 01:29:59,981 I don't know what Ricky even sees in you. 888 01:30:00,051 --> 01:30:02,076 - What are you doing with her? - She's coming with me. 889 01:30:02,153 --> 01:30:04,053 - She's coming with us. - Wrong. 890 01:30:04,121 --> 01:30:07,613 You would be wise to do as Mother says, Myer. 891 01:30:07,692 --> 01:30:10,126 Do something to him. 892 01:30:22,006 --> 01:30:23,701 Son of a bitch! 893 01:30:25,876 --> 01:30:27,935 Come on, honey! Nail the sucker! 894 01:30:29,380 --> 01:30:32,144 What are you doing to him? 895 01:30:32,216 --> 01:30:35,413 Come on. That's a boy. 896 01:30:41,993 --> 01:30:43,927 Come on. 897 01:32:00,938 --> 01:32:03,270 Ricky, where are you going? 65014

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