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What about me?

Your conditions are so good

So many people chase you

You can find a boyfriend who's caring and treats you well

Firstly, he's not my boyfriend

He's a blocker I pulled last minute

to prevent those face-eating people who haven't opened their eyes (to the world) from getting close

Have you seen the suit he's wearing?

That was bought on the spot

Secondly, having good looks means having good conditions?

People with good looks would be disgusted with your bad temper

People with good temper would be disgusted that you have no abilities

All these conditions

is it possible for you to fulfill all of them?

No

I- That's not what I mean

What I want to say is

You definitely are stronger than me

Stronger where?

Where am I stronger?

Do you not know what I'm like?

Not that many abilities, attitude that's not low

Low capacity for tolerance

The kind of people that like me

want to eat up my appearance

or are there to be scumbags

I'm not

I didn't

I just like you the way you are

Really honest

Is red tea o-okay?

If you want to keep listening

then stop talking

Thank you

Anyways what I think about

Encouraging staying together and not encouraging separation

is that it's a saying that's bullshit

You definitely understand the reason yourself

I'm not familiar with your husband

I can't give you any

advice

You stay here and slowly think about it

I opened this room for 2 hours

If you don't want to go home

You can stay here for a night

If you're unwilling to spend the money

You can leave when time's up, it's up to you

Are you going home?

I'll call a car for you

I want to go buy a bag

These shitty things that happened tonight

Without buying a bag

The disgust in my heart won't pass

Then

I'll accompany you

If you want to follow me then follow me

This way please

It's alright

My throat is a little itchy

You keep looking

Auntie Liu is Shanghainese

I think your Beijing dialect

is spoken really well

My dad is Beijingese

I haven't met uncle (referring to her dad)

it's always Auntie Liu

coming to dance by herself

When I was in elementary school

They divorced already

I lived with my dad

When I attended college, my dad passed away

That's why I live with my mom

Sorry.

I- I didn't know.

It's alright

You're done checking my household right

Now let me check yours

You're Northeastern (Dongbei)

Why are you so short

I- When I take off my shoes

I'm 1.78 meters

That- that's not short

Does this bag come in brown?

We should have it, you wait a moment

I will go find it for you now

Those were your friends just now, right

Pretty annoying huh

I'm not annoyed by them though?

But I just saw you just now and I thought

When I talk to them

I'm always like that

A group of people

after getting married they got sick as a group

Got what sickness?

They were originally normal people

After getting married

They've gotten excited collectively

Do you not want to get married

It's not that I don't want to

but it's about whether that behavior is necessary (?)

Isn't it just getting married

Why is remembering the bittersweet necessary(?)

Marrying means you've left the bitter sea?

Not marrying means you're deep in bitter hatred?

For real, I'm not annoyed by them

They like to hype themselves up to live *literal: pump chicken blood

I like to mourn

No one's right and no one's wrong

I'm just annoyed by those men

The one who was driving the Maserati just now

Last year

He met me in business class

His family has some money

I don't know why but he was showing off

Asking us for our phone number

As if he had given us

so much face

If I really had to lean up against these people

I need to first tear off my facial skin (be shameless)

and use it as facial tissue

May-maybe rich people

all have this disease

I'm not a rich person

I'm pretty stable/reassuring

A few years ago when I was flying economy

I saw even more

There was someone who brought aboard an orange, and made me make him orange juice

Enjoying life that much

why not buy a private plane?

Tall and burly body *literal: the back of a tiger, waist of a bear

shrunk into a ball

sitting in that chair

While waiting in the line for the toilet

he dared ask for my phone number

He kept saying he was

operating some company entering the market

Say, where does the confidence of these kind of people

come from?

Poor to the bottom of valley, but their heart is higher than the sky

I'm telling you, our plane

is blown to the sky by them

Does it sound good? (is it funny)

Where's the bag I want

Miss, the brown color you wanted

our shop doesn't have it anymore

But I can get inventory from international trade (?)

Do you want to wait a bit

I'll wait

In the meantime, our store has recently newly gotten

a few styles of winter coats

It's out of season sales right now

there's discounts, do you want to take a look?

I'll look

Okay, this way please

Miss, these styles of coats

are all new arrivals

Look at this style

It uses a mix of American camel and sheep fur(?)

The texture is like the short-haired mink

You can touch it, feel it

You don't need to introduce stuff

I'll look myself, thank you

Okay.

You say you're annoyed by those men

but aren't we talking

pretty well

It's not like you

are annoyed by any man right

I'm not considering you as a man though

I hate those kinds of men with money

who really love to be fake

I also am annoyed by those

poor and lustful boys

But you're neither of those two kinds

I figured it out with one glance

Yeah, I'm not. I'm pretty reliable/stable.

You're that kind of

man who's like a small cat or dog

No attacking capability

but not the same species as me

When there's nothing to do, talking to pass the time

is pretty good

I know you want to chase me

There's no way

You saw my temper today

If I really wanted get real with you

You would have a young, untimely death

The main thing is that my mom

says you're a pretty good person

I don't want to go against her

Let's be friends

If there's gatherings like today in the future

I'll find you again

Let's be friends

If she's not interested in you

You just throw out this golden phrase

Try to keep yourself on the playing field

When there's nothing to do

Breathe out heat to warm up *literal

Adopt an elder brother or younger sister or something

If you've nothing to do with the main mission

you can go on side quests though!

Maybe there will be a loophole

And you can make it

No, I don't want to be friends

No matter how cowardly I am, I'm still a Northeastern old man!

If I can do it that's great. If I can't, then I'll give up

Just can't take this

"be friends" cliche as a way to carelessly deal with me

Sit down

If you don't want to be friends, then don't be friends

What are you so worked up for?

Can I not be worked up?

Be what friends

Be someone else's wife

while I avoid you 3 feet away

Or be my wife

and I'll treasure you in my palm

Hiding in a gutter to be a confidant

is not something I will do

What have you done

Didn't I say I wanted natural

Go wash it

I hear that you Northeastern people

really like to wear minks/fur stoles

Help me feel

Do you think this texture is like one?

Do you know how our hometown sells fur stoles?

How do they sell them

Our hometown has a collective market(?)

trucks all drive there

Goods are placed on the trucks

When you find a fur stole you like

you can't ask the boss how much money it is

You have to secretly look up the price

What's this called

Swallowing gold in the sleeve (quick calculation methods invested by merchants in ancient Qin and Jin dynasties)

There's such a method?

How do you swallow

Say your desired price is 3000

You just make a 3

You can't let other people see

If other people see

It's easy for them to steal your item

It's really interesting

You try

Reach in

But once I'm done making the gesture

How do you know how many fingers I'm showing?

Of course I have a way to know

4000, right?

I felt it out

Let go of me, you

I, Zhang Guangzheng

I don't have much money

I don't have a house or car

And I wear tacky clothes

But I want to chase you

No matter if you're happy about it or not, I want to chase you

I don't want to be friends with you

Do you hear, Zheng Youen?

Zhang Guangzheng

The clothes you're wearing

must be returned today

There's still half an hour

before the mall closes

It's okay if it's not returned

Give me the money

The shirt plus the suit totals 9000

Are we still going to feel this or not

No

No need

Let's return it

My clothes were thrown away

I only have a bag left

You- You do this

Go to the restroom first

Take off these clothes

Then wait for me inside

I'll buy you some cheap clothes

Okay

Right now?

Of course

Do you plan on spending 9000

to buy this set of clothes?

Go the bathroom

Go

I'll go in and take off the clothes

Then pass them out to you

Does that sounds good

Okay, you hurry

Is anyone there?

Is anyone there?

Is anyone still there?

How have you come in

This- This is the men's restroom

What's wrong with the men's restroom

There's no one here

You hurry, there's no time left

Okay

Zhang Guangzheng, are you done yet?

Almost

Any later, and it can't be returned

Let me fold is slightly

Don't fold it

hurry and pass it out to me

You need to quickly get new clothes

back to me

Wait for it

Come, drink some milk, rest a bit

You've slept so little lately

You're in a position to speak

The class you signed me up for

Super strict

Makes me feel like I'm back in the last year of high school *Stressful year with college exam prep

There's monthly exams and rankings

I anticipate that next time we get exams back

I'll have to come find a parent to sign it

Bring it back

I'll help you sign

Sure

While I'm in Beijing

I've also found a mother

We don't believe

Not bad

Your pronunciation is pretty accurate. Keep going with the reciting

The rest I don't know

After the next class, I'll recite it to you

You still want to go to that Shining Moment thing?

Yeah

I don't get it

Say, you learning some basic conversation words

what's the use?

Even if you meet a foreign customer

And make some idle talk with them

Can you get a promotion

or get some extra tips?

That has nothing to do with it

Before I came to Beijing, I thought

if other than working

I can have a place

to let me go to class, get educated/read some books

that would be great

Even if I won't use it in this lifetime

I hope I can

learn some things

Grow my knowledge

If you really want to learn

I can teach you

It might not be better than those projects done for face

but I can teach you till you're annoyed

I won't be annoyed

Okay, that's enough. After cleaning up a bit, I'm going home

You rest early okay?

How has Zhengzheng bro not come back yet

How can he be so early?

I'll learn a bit more, wait for him a bit

Dear customers and friends

Today's business hours

are ending

Please hurry

Select everything you need

Get to the cashier

At the same time, don't forget

your personal belongings

Thank you for your

Youen

support and encouragement for our work

We hope you have a

wonderful evening

We sincerely welcome your-

Youen

Zheng Youen

Youen, where are you?

I returned the clothes, don't you worry

That's good

Then what about my clothes?

I'm already on the way home

Zhang Guangzheng, do you think

you were so cool just now?

I- No- I wasn't

That

What I said was speaking from my heart

I don't have money, no house, no car

But I'm a good person

I just want to chase you

No matter if you're willing or not

I just want to chase you

You said it so sincerely

Like if I didn't agree to you

It would show how much I hate the poor and love the rich

No- That-

You- You give me my new clothes first

Can you please give them to me

Let me ask you

If you go clothes shopping at a mall

And the salesperson gets you a vest

and tells you this clothes' color is so vulgar

The design is also ugly

and most importantly, the quality is poor

But I still want to sell it to you

And you see how honest I am

Are you still going to buy it?

What do you feel in your heart?

I

Don't you think it's so impolite?

You don't have any comebacks don't you

Don't pull this on me

I'm telling you, when I was in middle school

There were some gangsters

trying to stop me at our school entrance

telling me

If I didn't become his girlfriend

He'll go up the mountain and become a monk

The end result?

That guy divorced after marrying. Married again after divorce

This year he's done it 3 times already

Youen

I made a mistake

I really made a mistake

Youen, you hurry and bring my

new clothes

After I put on some clothes

I'll acknowledge my mistakes to you then

I'm not joking with you

This mall is about to close

Figure it out yourself

Youen

Is anyone there?

Is anyone there?

Is anyone there?

Is anyone there?

Daughter's back? *Shanghainese

Did you go on a date with Xiao Zhang? How was it

Pretty good

Xiao Zhang, how was the date

I saw my daughter had a pretty good time

I know my daughter

If she had a good time

Then someone didn't have a good time

If you didn't have a good time

talk to auntie about it

Auntie, I wasn't/didn't-

Zhang Guangzheng

Zhang Guangzheng

Zhang Guangzheng

Zhang Guangzheng

Zhang Guangzheng

What time is it, why haven't you come downstairs yet?

Sun- Auntie Sun

I don't want to dance today

Not going to dance? Why not?

Xiao Liu was just talking about you for a while

Without you here

Marine Waltz

Who's going to be her partner?

Yeah

I really don't want to dance today

Sorry Auntie Liu

I really don't want to dance anymore

Sorry

Not wanting to come, just like this?

What's going on

Delivery, Zhang Guangzheng

Hurry up

Hurry up

Your delivery

Zhang Guangzheng

Zhang Guangzheng

Coming

Bye, Auntie Sun

Auntie Sun, what are you doing?

Young lad

How are you this weak?

Wanting to give up with a little blow

Are you still like a big old man?

Come with me

I

Auntie Sun

Come with me

I'm not wearing clothes

Let's go

I'm not wearing clothes

I

Hurry up

Sun Auntie (Da Ma), don't drag me

I've already said, I won't dance anymore

I really don't want to go

Why don't you want to dance

Just because you said so, you won't dance anymore?

Nothing in this world is that easy

I- Whether I dance or not

is my own freedom, Sun Da Ma (Auntie)

What Da Ma (Auntie)

When you have something to ask, you call me Ayi

When you have nothing you need, you call me Da Ma *In this case, A Yi is a more endearing way to refer to her than Da Ma

Youths like you

How are you so utilitarian?

Let's go

Let's go

You- Can you stop trying to force me

Dance

Let's talk after dance

Sun Da Ma

Er I mean, Auntie Sun

I don't want to dance at all in the future anymore

I really don't want to come anymore

Xiao Zhang, dance with us first

After dance, I have something to say to you

Let's start

Nana

I have no issues with you cancelling the supplementary card

Come home

No way, you're still losing your temper?

What are you trying to do?

Isn't it just using tens of thousands of your dollars?

I've apologized to you

Take the step and come down (accept his apology that he initiated, and put an end to the conflict)

Must you make such a big deal and make it ugly for everyone

to be happy?

Don't lack confidence, do you hear?

When you have time, come dance

Okay, well goodbye then

Xiao Zhang, come tomorrow too okay?

Okay, bye aunties

Xiao Zhang

Do you have anything in a bit?

Hello hello

Thank you x3

Xiao Wang. Came back Auntie Liu?

I'm back

Sister Liu, you're back?

Hello

Xiao Zhang, come in

Okay

Come, change into this

Thank you auntie

Take a seat wherever you want

Let me pour you some water

Okay

Do you drink coffee?

I- I'm fine with just drinking water

Alright

You sit, okay

Xiao Zhang

Here

Thank you Auntie

Sit

Okay

Your home is so pretty

What's the use of it being pretty?

It doesn't even look like a home

It's like a model room, am I right?

Nah, not like that

In this house

Anything that's extra

Youen won't let me buy it

If I buy it, she'll throw it away

This remote control

I always wanted to buy a cover

And cover it up

If dust falls in the cracks

it's really hard to deal with

Right

I bought it 5 times

She threw it away 5 times

Normally she doesn't even

watch TV much

How does a remote control cover

manage to prick her eyes?

Living in this house is

like a tomb

Don't you think she's abnormal?

Auntie, don't say that

No matter what, she's your daughter

Xiao Zhang

I'm not afraid of you laughing at me

Your Auntie Liu

has a hard life

Yesterday, she

bullied you, didn't she

Hurry and get new clothes

over here to me

Okay, you wait

Not... really...

She just didn't have me in her eyes

Youen was a model early on

You know

She did well as a model

but liked to argue with other people

There were things she couldn't just stand aside and watch

And had to point at people's noses

Curse at them

Thus

She couldn't keep being a model

and changed professions to a flight attendant

Long ago

She walked the runway

The people on the two sides

all had to look up to her

Now, the runway

has changed to a plane aisle

She still walks like a model

but there's a extra cart in front of her now

She needs to serve tea to people and pour water

But there's all kinds of people on a plane

and she still has to serve them

So in the young lady's heart

She's mad

It's not smooth

I also am in the service industry

I understand how tiring it is

Xiao Zhang, Youen has a bad personality

It's my fault too

When Youen was young

I argued with her dad often

All for small matters

No matter what we did, we couldn't get around it

It was impossible to not argue

With all the arguing

we couldn't pass the days together anymore

Youen

knew that I wanted to divorce her father

At a young age

she went so far as to take our marriage certificate

She found it

and burned it

After divorcing

I returned to my family in Shanghai

Youen didn't want to leave with me

She wanted to accompany her father

She was close to her father

When Youen was in college

Her dad passed away

I hurriedly came back from Shanghai

I couldn't let Youen not have a home

But it was too late

She wasn't close with me anymore

Youen blames me

I know

Thank you

After I divorced and returned to Shanghai

I did some small business

Earned a bit of money

Returning to Beijing

I bought this house with a down payment

But you know Youen

she always thought that

I'm still

paying back the debts I owe her and her dad these years

When she started work, she saved money

to pay the monthly dues

She wouldn't let me pay one cent

She doesn't want to live in

my house

Don't you think it's weird?

She's busy with work

Flies in and out every day

When returning home

she doesn't have anything to say to me

If I want to say something extra

she gets anxious/irritated

Her temper

is like her dad

Auntie, then Youen's dad

what did he do for work?

Police. Police station policeman

Those years

Youen was taught by her father

A fine young lady

anything she says

is like interrogating a criminal

Youen sure has a personality

But Xiao Zhang

This girl Youen

She doesn't have a bad heart

She wants to be good to you

Just, Just

She doesn't know how to express it

When she just became a flight attendant

she was so busy every day

When she had time to come back

She could only live 1-2 nights

After coming back

If either of us said

anything wrong

We would start to argue

Our arguments turned the sky upside down

Ties were all broken

On the second day, she would leave early

Before leaving

she'd always leave me a small note

Mom, sorry about yesterday

I shouldn't have talked like that

I squeezed some orange juice and put it in the fridge

Drink it when you get up

Not wanting you to blindly buy health products

is because I wanted the best for you

They all scam people

I spoke too heavily, I'm sorry

Why are you still having a big temper

How many days have your ignored me

I know I'm wrong

I'm sorry

See you tomorrow

I should've told you about this in advance

Mom, yesterday it actually

was my fault

I shouldn't have said hurtful words

Lock the doors and windows

Yesterday, I lost it

Remember x3

I apologize to you. I'm sorry

Mom, let's make up

I know I'm wrong

You need to make sure you eat on time

Take care of yourself

Sorry

Youen is in the skies everyday

flying around

No matter what's said

it's not a safe job

If anything happens

it's the last thing she would've said

Youen

She knows in her heart

She doesn't want to argue with me

But she

She just can't control it

Xiao Zhang

You have a good temper

The first time you came to dance

I just felt that

You, young man

aren't an ordinary person

Being with us old aunties

you're that patient

You definitely have good character

These yours, Youen

has become a hedgehog

Her outer appearance

is so showy

But inside, it's all weaknesses

Let's not mention a boyfriend

just a friend who cares about her

she doesn't even have a friend who cares about her

So, Xiao Zhang

You help Youen

Help me

Alright

I know you want to chase me, there's no chance

You saw my temper today

If I really wanted to get real with you

You would die an untimely death while young

Auntie Liu

Sorry

I

I know

Xiao Zhang, this isn't doing business

In doing business

there's mutual willingness, right

It's okay

Xiao Zhang

Auntie Liu won't keep you

Auntie needs to cook

Okay

Then you be busy, auntie

I'll leave now

Sounds good

Bye auntie

Goodbye

Youen