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What you mean school is over *In the previous episode Douzi had said "Have you come to pick me up after school"

What are you doing here

Today's talk about European history and customs

was so interesting

Do you know the Roman republic?

I dont need to know

What's the use of knowing this

If you run into a foreigner

are you supposed to go up and talk to them

about the Roman senate and legion

What if it is a Middle Eastern guest?

Are you looking for trouble?

Who says I want to talk to guests?

It's free

I'll just think of it as listening to stories

Sister Dou, even if it gives money you can't go

Cheering on Catfish Fiend

Isn't that a slap in your husband's face?

Why are you all always blaming me?

Zhengzheng bro was there too

Who?

Learning more things

is always beneficial

Traitor

I'm telling you

You're not allowed to go in the future

Don't listen to him, come with me

We have a saying in our hometown that

Listening to rabbit calls doesn't delay planting beans

Planting beans? Planting me? *Douzi's name literally means beans

Yes, planting you

You're not even going to try and manage your disciple?

She's your wife

and you're unable to manage her

Zhang x3

Look at my phone

It was fine going on the internet previously

How come I can't open WeChat anymore?

Help me take a look

Okay x3

Don't be here

bothering Little Zhang

You can't even figure out WeChat by yourself

Little Zhang, I have an old sister

She told me to buy stuff for her on the internet

This chopping off some dollars, where can I chop

How do I chop

That's easy

In a bit, let's chop (get a discount) together

The more people there are, the bigger the discount

Really?

Little Zhang, yesterday that app you downloaded

I don't know where it is

I can't open it, take a look

I'll help you take a look

What are you doing here

I can't figure out my phone again

Let Little Zhang help

Little Zhang x2

Wow you're calling him so familiarly/intimately

Why is your standpoint so unsteady?

Some kindness and favors

And he's bribed you all over

He was breaking beer bottles towards us before,

Reporting that we were disturbing people

Have you all forgotten?

Auntie, before I was wrong

But I've already changed

Right now I'm earnestly

wanting to join this group

Don't pull that off

What small ideas do you have

Explain yourself honestly

Big sister Sun, you should tell us

What kind of small ideas would he have?

When putting the blame on someone

You have to have evidence at least right

Yeah

I think there's no issues with Little Zhang

I think so too

In this period of time

Little Zhang has always come to dance on time

1. He's never made trouble, 2. He's never been absent

What kind of ideas could he have

For real

Even someone who's guilty of crimes

is allowed to repent

Right,

why can't Little Zhang

reform and give up dark for the light?

Yeah

Little Zhang is civilized and polite

When we have requests for him

doesn't he earnestly help us

Youths like him

I think we need to welcome them

When I'm with him

I feel like I've become younger

Haven't we also learned

a lot of new stuff

Right, Little Zhang is not a bad person

Okay

Y'all have fun

If you suffer a loss in the future

don't come crying to me

Sister Sun

What's wrong

Let's go

Auntie, your phone

I'll help you with it tomorrow

Okay, thank you

Auntie, I'll do it tomorrow

Sounds good

Little Zhang, don't get angry

tomorrow you must come dance on time

Help me save some money

See you *literal: We won't leave till we see you

Okay

Leaving now

See you auntie

Bye auntie

What did this kid eat

I don't know

Looks like he can't go to work today

Send him to Anding Hospital

Should I call 120 (ambulance services) right now

or wait for you to call them yourself once you're done dancing

Today is a historic day

Auntie Sun wants to leave

the historic stage(?)

Who?

Who's Auntie Sun

The head of the dancing aunties

I'm telling you guys

not long after

I'll be the youngest team captain

At that time, these aunties of these two areas

all will become my sisters

If you need anything, call my name. It would be effective

Grandchild

I mean, disciple

What does this have to do with chasing your goddess

After this many days of dancing

You still haven't touched the shadow of the main lord

You, a spy, is about to become the boss

But you're still not reeling it in, boss?

Are you done eating

Go scrub the dishes

Disciple, don't be discouraged

Shifu supports you

Thank you shifu

Some things you don't need to beat around the bush for

Look at things from another perspective

and they'll be different

What perspective

Think about it

What place is our Sijiucheng (where they live in Beijing)

Everywhere is people with special hidden talents *literal: Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon

These days, the old sisters who dance with you

Those old sisters who dance with you

Don't just see that they're dressed like an eyesore

Maybe they have a lot of houses under their name

They don't need to do anything

They just sit at home

And gain tens of thousands in rent every year

Super steady

No matter what family's girl

you end up chasing successfully, it's still a good thing

Shifu, don't think highly of me

Shifu is giving you heartfelt blessings

Jiayou

Mom

Hello aunties

Hello

Hey Meili

Your daughter is so pretty

She looks like you

Youen is a flight attendant

Just standing there

her aura is different

Youen, look

We're very well received

This young one

is also dancing with us

You young people

also need to take care of your health

If you have nothing to do, dance with your mom

She's really busy, she has no time

You're tired aren't you? You go back to rest first

What do you want to eat this afternoon

I will go buy veggies in a bit

Hello

You...

are an insurance seller right

or a seller of supplements?

No, I'm-

Mom, I'm telling you

I won't stop you from dancing

but can you grow some insight/caution

Nowadays Insurance sellers,

investment sellers,

they love to make contact with people your age

Taking any opportunity they see

No x3

No way

Why not?

They first call you auntie

help you with stuff

then they claim a godmother

Finally, they sell products

These underhanded methods

have been exposed many times in the news

Not being on guard while dancing

I told you to not fall for a scam

We won't invest

we won't buy insurance

We also don't buy whatever that jade mattress thing is

I'm going back now

Meili, your daughter is right

There are these kinds of people now

I won't buy whatever they sell

I don't have money

I said proper people

wouldn't follow us every day

fooling around

Right?

What is actually up with you?

Young man

You coming here everyday

Say, you're young

and you're not going to work

What are you thinking?

Alright

Let's not mess around here

Meili,

Your daughter's temper is so direct

I, Sun Caixia, have sold products at the counters for a lifetime

I've read into countless people

and I've never been wrong

This kid is definitely not selling stuff

He doesn't have the energy in his eyes

It's even less possible he's a scammer

Anyways, he's been here with us

dancing for so long

He's so quiet everyday (?)

not daring to say much

If he was in sales

he'd have starved to death 8 times already

But, Xiao Zhang

What are you trying to do here

Don't say exercising

We don't believe it

Are you actually trying to get a godmother

Or do you have other goals

I thought about it for a while

Other than thinking that

You want to break up our dance group

I couldn't think of any other goals

Hurry up and make it clear

Otherwise, don't come tomorrow

We're old, but we aren't stupid

You little bear child

still want to play us like we're on a leash?

You're missing something for that *rough translation

Yeah, what are you hoping for?

Yeah

You need to make it clear

I could have just turned and left

Damn you goddess

Damn you aunties

Damn your elderly health maintenance exercise

Saying I'm a liar

If you say I am, then I am?

But for the first time in life,

I somehow have

the heart to fight till I die *literal: break the net even if the fish dies

Auntie Liu, I want to chase your daughter

Actually, I've met her a long time ago

I really liked her when I first saw her

And then I wanted to get to know her

Because I saw her

come here to find you once

I came here to dance

You said it?

Said what now?

Did you get beat up

I

I said I want to

chase her

If you're in pain, just scream. Don't hold it in

Are you okay?

They had control when taking care of/hurting him *rough translation

Looks like the aunties really are your sisters

Not sister

Right, mother-in-law

So what did mother-in-law auntie say?

All this trouble

and it's a love story?

Isn't it?

How does that song go?

It's all because I had an extra look at you in the midst of a crowd * Legend by Li Jian, Faye Wong also sang it in New Year Gala 2010

So romantic

So your daughter wasn't wrong

You're still here to claim a mother

And then?

Did the girl's mom say anything?

No

And then?

Then

I came home

A confession is equal to a farewell

It is a bit sad

Will you still go dance tomorrow?

What is there to dance still

His relationship with the aunties

has long since been broken till there's no grit left

If he still goes, isn't that asking for a beating

But disciple

You and goddess, you've met

and you've talked to each other

That counts as meeting a small goal at least

It's not on you

Yeah

No regrets

When you resign again

there's no more regrets left

You go away, go catch up on your sleep

For real

What kind of regrets could there still be

It's perfect now

There's nothing left

Zheng bro, what do you want to eat

I'll go make it for you

Daughter, come out and eat grapes

They're quite sweet

Hurry

I'm telling you mom

The supplements beauty salons sell

shouldn't be bought

They say they make you skinny and lower your blood pressure

But they don't show the ingredients

What I buy are standard brands

They've passed inspection

We won't discuss if they work or not

But at least they don't do harm

I know

What you buy is all good products

But proper beauty salons

aren't bad either

There's a new program

it can clean all the trash in blood

In our dance group

There's some sisters who went

After they came out

For real, they look vigorous

No wonder there's a phrase called IQ tax (?)

Can you wash your blood just to wash it

You think you're just throwing a rag?

If it was so magical

I ask you

How come hospitals aren't doing this program

Fine, everything you say is correct

Today's matter

I still haven't told you about it

Today Xiao Zhang was very diligent

We've been dancing together

for more than 1 or 2 days

Maybe he really doesn't have

any bad intentions

You claiming that

he's selling insurance

is rude

I'm saying only the truth

A young strong man

No illness, no disasters

Not engaging in business or gaming

Surrounding and running around you old ladies everyday

Do you really think he has no intentions?

I was being polite today

If I didn't throw out firm words

Just with your degree of caution *rough translation

You'd fall for scams so early

How'd we get to falling for scams?

We're all stupid and only you're smart?

Ok, I don't want to talk further

I don't want to argue with you

Anyways, that scammer,

he's been debunked by me today

Tomorrow he definitely doesn't dare to come dance

If you don't believe me, let's wait and see

Then let's wait and see

Will I be afraid of waiting and seeing?

Do you not eat grapes?

I want to catch up on sleep

Put the knives in the warehouse, put the horse at the south mountain (roughly meaning: all is peaceful so items of war are unnecessary)

Leave for half a life, come back still a youth

Tomorrow I don't need to dance

Tomorrow I can sleep in

Hello aunties

Xiao Zhang came?

Hello aunties x2

Auntie Liu, I'm late

Sister Ma, let's go

Goodbye auntie

Goodbye

Goodbye auntie

Goodbye Goodbye

Bye Auntie Liu

Xiao Zhang

Wait a moment

You want to chase my daughter, right?

Your methods of chasing,

How do I put this

You can't put it on stage

If you want to chase a girl

you need to do it face on *rough translation

Why lie to us

and say you like dancing

Now it's over

Now you're considered a scammer by people

Auntie, I just don't know how to chase

I don't know her

Also I didn't lie to you all

After dancing with you all these days

I really think square dancing

is quite good

Okay

Now

You know who I am

I want to ask you some questions

You need to truthfully answer

You can't play tricks

The mother-in-law is questioning the son-in-law

she's even a Shanghainese mother-in-law

What mother-in-law

He's nowhere near there (?) *rough translation

Anyways

What's wrong with Shanghainese mother-in-laws

They still look out for their daughters

A youth of unknown source

When he speaks, he says he wants to date

Must I be ecstatic?

Y'all are able to stand on the side

and put your hand on your waist getting entertained

I can't

I need to be responsible

How old are you this year

29

Where's your hometown

Liaoning Dandong

That far?

What do your parents do

My parents are both workers

You've had a hard time being alone in Beijing

What do you do for work

I'm asking you

What do you do

It's not some

job you can't speak about, is it?

I am a hotel lobby manager

What hotel

Nuallan

The one not far from our complex

5 stars

Then

You're renting a place to live here?

Xiao Liu,

do you think the houses here are cheap?

They're not cheap at all

My neighbor across the hall

They just put their place up for rent last month

The rent is 5000 per month

I plan to buy a house next year

Do you have a car

I'm currently in the lottery

Do you have plans to marry?

All my efforts so far are for this day

Young man's conditions aren't bad

How about I introduce my daughter to you?

You, young man

I think you're pretty honest

But I need to put the ugly words

in front of you

Come here

They're even speaking in whispers now

Let's go

hey don't want us to hear

Auntie, wait

That's not needed

That's not needed

You sit

I'm telling you

This kid, Youen

she's basically a monster

Her personality

being able to live to this day

I'll count that as her life being lucky. Seriously.

Xiao Zhang

You wanted to chase her

Whatever the result is

You can't blame other people

Auntie, I don't really understand

Why do you

Why do I speak bad about my own daughter?

Think about it

Youen's appearance,

conditions,

how come she's reached this age

but hasn't dated?

She says she sees through all you men

The ones that look good are

Xiaobailian (negative connotation for handsome men)

The ones that don't look good are

perverts

The ones with money, Baofahu (someone who gets rich in a short period of time, negative connotation)

The ones with no wealth, Xiaobiesan (dialect word with negative connotation meaning the same thing)

Nothing enters her eyes *literal: Knives and guns don't enter

She thinks of you men

as little reptiles

All low-level creatures

These years

I first handedly saw

Young men who chase her

Charging up in waves

In the end

She crippled all of them

You have to think carefully

how to

make a path of blood (get to her) *a way (out of a dead end), an escaping route

If you're not afraid

you can give her a phone call yourself

Don't want it?

Auntie Sun

Why aren't you making the call?

I don't dare

That girl

I figured her out at first glance

She counts as the type that's easily eaten

but hard to swallow

Not a kind one

By yourself

there's definitely no hope

Someone with experience needs to help you

Like who?

Me

Auntie, don't tease me

How does this kid speak

You should her

All with one mouth

All over the world *literally: the skies south, the seas north

How many couples have I made

It's countless, I'm telling you

You're blind

You don't know who you're

sitting next to

Then how do you think I should go about this?

Should I give her

a phone call?

You can't be reckless about this

Let's see. I need to go buy watermelons

If I don't go now, there won't be good melons left over

If you have nothing to do, let's go together

I can use the time to give some insight

Sure

You're back?

Hey daughter

Make mom a cup too

Change my tastes a bit

Didn't you say this could increase

fiber?

Today Xiao Zhang

still came to dance

He still dares?

I had a brief interaction with him

Xiao Zhang isn't selling insurance

He

wants to chase you

He works at a 5-star hotel

He's a manager

The one near our home

You've been there

Your company has gatherings there

He looks really honest

Physical conditions aren't bad either

His hometown is in the northeast

I gave him your number

only gave a number

Don't be like this.

I didn't say anything else

If he calls you

and you don't like that/him

You don't have to respond to him, okay?

Got it.

So disgusting to drink

What time?

I'll go

When you get a chance, send me the address

and the money limit for the gift

Really? You're going

I'll go

For these things, you should go to them

Okay

Then I'll tell Guo Yue

Your credit card

did you figure out what's going on?

Yeah I figured it all out

I got confused, nothing's wrong

That's good. I'm hanging up now

Okay, bye bye

Wifey

I'm about to die of hunger

It's done

Time to eat

Recently things are getting expensive

Our expenses aren't small

Just these ribs are 40-50 bucks

My credit card almost has no money left

My hourly wages this month

have been paid

Do you have anything you want to buy?

What's wrong

Wife,

I'm sorry

What happened

I've been laid off by my company

Why?

When did this happen?

It's been about a month

I've been too ashamed to tell you this whole time

Our industry is in a bad situation right now

All companies are laying off workers

Have you been looking for a job?

I've sent in a bunch of resumes

I've found friends

to help introduce me and stuff

but

I haven't heard back from anything

It's okay

Don't you still have me?

I'll figure something out

Change shifts, fly some more

Don't be upset about work

Just think of it as a long vacation

Change moods

How are these peaches sold?

Oh apples. I saw them as peaches.

Do you know how to pick melons?

Yes

Knock on them

Hear if they're ripe or not

You're clearly a watermelon picking noob *rough translation

Picking watermelons

1. Pinch, 2. Weigh, 3. Flick, 4. Listen

First, you pinch

Ripe melons have a soft skin

Pinching water means the center is sweet

Unripe melons have hard skins

No matter how hard you pinch, it won't budge

When you're done pinching

you weigh it

Ripe melons are light

You should be able to weight it(?)

Unripe melons are heavy

It will still be hard inside

If it's too light

then the melon is overripe

the flesh is broken

You, hold the melon in one hand

Flick the melon skin with the other hand

If you can feel

There's movement in the melon

Then it's a good melon

If not matter what you do

The melon doesn't have a response

Then the melon isn't ripe(?)

It hasn't been enlightened

Finally, listen to the sound

If it has a "pengpeng" sound

Then it's a ripe melon

If the sound is crisp, then it's an unripe melon

It there's still

a "pulapula" sound inside

Then the melon is overripe

No matter how cheap it is, you can't buy it

Do you understand?

If you pick like I tell you

You definitely can pick good melons

Which melon do you want to pick?

That's not ripe and it's not overripe

but it's still unripe

Unripe

Ripe

Overripe

Okay

Time to go home

Look at you

You're not that old

Carrying 2 watermelons up 2 flights of stairs

already made you this tired

When I was your age

I carried up a can of liquified gas

and I didn't pant

Right now my stomach is full of liquified gas

Are you okay?

If you're not okay, I'll go down myself

I'm good

This panting

Auntie, I'll leave now

Don't hurry, take a seat

Eat some melon before leaving

You came?

Hello

You've worked hard

It's not tiring

My old man (husband)

You can call him Grandpa Yang

Hello, Grandpa Yang

I've put the stuff here

Don't move the books

This is Xiao Zhang

He dances with us

He's not collecting waste

Dance partner, dance partner

The books aren't for sale

Not for sale

We're only selling newspapers

Sit

Today I bought 6 melons in one go

They were all brought back by Xiao Zhang

Are you stupid

buying melons again?

You just bought a basket the day before yesterday

I think you should just take watermelon

and eat it like rice

That will save rice

Go away

What do you mean I just bought a basket

That was summer last year

Come, eat

Thank you auntie

Grandpa Yang

You eat x3

Last year

Your Grandpa Yang had a stroke

His body recovered alright

But his brain isn't good for use anymore

The doctor says he has early symptoms of Alzheimer's

and to observe him at home

I think he's fine

He liked to play dumb when he was young

Who's dumb/silly?

You're silly

Let me see

Auntie Sun

Are there only you two old folk at home?

There's also a son

He married long ago and is working in Shenzhen

This must be your grandson then

Yes

It was really lively a few years ago

My son and daughter-in-law were busy, they didn't have time to take care of him

So they left the young grandson here with us

Every day, he walked us two old folk on a leash

Look at our young grandchild

He was so fun

He was 8.7 pounds at birth (?)