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I understand that

the fact that I have a family already

You have to know sooner or later.

Actually initially

I wanted to own up many times

But every time I saw you

I couldn’t muster the words

Her family background is really good

But her family

always only cares about themselves

has always only cared about themselves

They don’t care about my feelings

Before, there were some feelings

But after so many years

It’s worn out

So?

I want to divorce her

Even if I leave with nothing

I want to be with you

Just this?

No

Uh, you don’t need to worry

Even though their family has power

But after all these years

I have a foundation still

In one year I can make millions

I won’t let you suffer

So initially

Was it your wife who forced you to get married

your wife forcing you to get married?

Initially when we got married

You don’t worry though

Having leftover affections

is something that I would never do

Right now I don’t even speak with her

so there aren't even any feelings left.

Did she force you to cheat?

Or did she force you to hid this all for me

No one forced me

Xu Bin, let me tell you

Today you can treat your wife like this

Someday you’ll treat me like this

I thought today if I came over

You would at least acknowledge your faults

apologize or something

But I didn’t think you would feel no guilt

and you’re even playing the victim

Do you think you’re really wronged?

Do you think

I should be grateful from my heart for your “I’ll divorce” talk

Be satisfied

people like you

should already be grateful from your hearts

Don't understand?

You

You're complaining

because you know someone will listen to your complaints

You want to leave

because you know

you have somewhere to go

Just based on this

Y’all are more blessed than a lot of people

At least more blessed than me

What are you laughing for?

For real

Then you two tell me where to go

Where can I go?

I don’t have anywhere to go

At the most, I’ll change jobs

For people like me

changing jobs is enough to feel secure?

I won’t feel wronged then?

Take the opportunity while I haven’t left

Let us hear your grievances

Quick, let’s start

What do I have to say

Once grievances are over, they’re over

You suddenly want me to recollect

but I can’t think of anything

Why remember bad things

right?

I never let the bad pass my brain

Or let it go to heart

It’s been formatted(?) since early on

Brains

They only have so much RAM storage

If you don’t store some cheerful things

Why must you let yourself find some unhappy things?

Right?

That’s correct

Just listen to fate.

Shakespeare has a saying that

every sparrow's death *Hamlet: There's a special providence in the fall of a sparrow.

has a special providence. *Hamlet: There's a special providence in the fall of a sparrow.

Brother has a saying too

We drank saltwater to chat and only made idle talk. *Idiom/pun: 喝盐开水聊天 尽讲闲(盐)话 Idle and salt(y) both sound like xian

Hurry,

let’s start the second program

What program

What we came here for

Rolling in the bedsheets, let's go

Here we go

Listen to me

If you have any last words, say them

Troublemaker*, shut up *Pohou, bold monkey, is a Journey to the West reference

Just go

Uh, Shifu

I won’t sleep

It’s too wasteful

Say, if I make a mess

Douzi still has to clean it up

What

How have you become so delicate/shy?

For real, we’ve opened the room already

It would be hypocritical to be polite

I’m not being polite

No no, shifu shifu

I’m not being polite

I really haven’t been polite

I accept it from my heart

Thank you all

The main thing is that there’s no reason to

Look

this birthday and farewell party

is over with

Me staying alone here

is not exciting at all

Well, guest room department Old Xiao is from my hometown

I’ll call him now and put in some good words

Let’s check out of the room now

He definitely can give us calculation of room rates by the hour

Have you thought through it clearly

A room this good

Let you wastefully live in it for one night

In the future there’s no guarantee that there will be such a good thing again

Shifu, I’m not delicate/shy

Y’all stop being delicate/shy too

Well what are we waiting for then

Make the phone call

We can save big hundreds

Quick x3

Douzi is coming to clean

Quick x3

Youen

I really don’t mean that

I’ve already said quite clearly,

stay far away from me

I don’t want my whole body to get a fishy smell

I haven’t finished speaking yet

Can you listen to me

Let me finish what I want to say

You’ve had too much to drink haven’t you

Stop following me

Hello.

What are you going to do

Why are you going this way

why are you going there

What’s going on

You can’t

not give me even an opportunity right

This is unfair to me

This period of time

I’ve really thought about it a lot

This period of time, I’ve really thought about it a lot

For the two of us in the future

I’ve made so many preparations

Trust me

I want to continue with you

Let’s go back to talk further. Let go of me

Stop making a fuss

Let’s go back

Let go of me

Sir, sir

could I ask what happened?

Is there anything I can help you with?

No, I don’t need you all to care

This is our private matter

You let go

sir, if you have something to say, say it nicely

or I’ll call security

Call what security

What’s your problem

Xu Bin, I’ve already told you

I won’t be a third party/mistress

I especially don’t want to be involved in other people’s family

If you keep harassing me in the future

Pay the price at your own risk

But, Youen

Now I believe that your tears are real

Before, I didn’t believe they were at all.

Youen.

Sir

This lady has made it clear

Please do not harass her again

You-

Sir

Are your eyes uncomfortable?

What room are you living in?

I’ll send you back

Thank you all

Your hotel service sure is thoughtful

Zhengzheng

That’s the guest elevator

He’s crazy

After blowing out the candles on the birthday cake

I made a wish

A very simple wish

Give me something to live for

Even if in the new year (referring to the year following his birthday)

Buying a lottery ticket will let me win 5 bucks

But I never thought that

God would respond to my wish

What he gave surpasses 5 bucks in value

and it’s a huge surprise

Your concierge people

Why do they never follow the rules

Why can they run around in public spaces making a scene

Why-

I’ll scold him when I get a chance.

From today on,

employee bonuses are directly tied to the code of conduct.

Walking must be slow, footsteps must be light

Especially in the lobby

They must stick to the sides to walk

and definitely not the center

I will criticize him,

seriously criticize him

Old Wang

Uh

Who's that

Why are you chasing her?

Brother Zheng

She’s the goddess you ran into?

Jason,

Thomas, Phillip

Are you three crazy?

I was just talking about model behavior

Manager Sun

You don’t know

There’s some special circumstances

What special circumstances

Y’all are doing this on purpose

You’re punished to go back

and copy the employee rules 30 times

This month’s bonuses are all deducted

But manager

We’re off work hours right now

As long as you all are wearing employee clothes

Then you must seriously uphold hotel rules

Yes yes yes

Why are you wearing work uniforms after work?

This is also against the rules

Do you all still want to work (keep the job)?

This

I quit working here

Jingdian

Jingdian

Let’s go, go back (to his room) to sleep

Let’s go, enter the room to sleep

Douzi

Let him lay there and sleep

When he’s held it (pee) long enough, he’ll wake up and go to the restroom

and then he’ll know to go back to his room by himself

Brother

It’s so late and you haven’t gone to sleep?

I’ll help you clean up

It’s not necessary

I just can’t sleep

Just casually cleaning up

You should go home and rest

You are tired enough today

Brother

are you really going to leave?

That's right

I have a train for the day after tomorrow

But you saw your goddess

Actually, I previously thought

it was a big regret

But I didn’t think that

before I left Beijing

I could run into her again

and I could even tell her hello

That counts as my wish coming true

It’s great, I'm satisfied.

I’m the kind of person

who doesn’t have big ambition

Originally I didn’t have to stay in Beijing

During the day when you celebrated my birthday

Jingdian used alcoholic energy

and told us a lot

What did he use alcohol to go crazy for

He wasn’t being crazy under the influence (drunk)

He was telling the truth

Jingdian never told us before

these years that he’s been taking postgraduate exams

how many points he actually received

He wouldn’t say even when we asked him

He would always say

he’ll stop testing

or I can't do it.

But I know,

in his heart he can’t get over it

He’s not like us

He has a good cultural/educational foundation

I think he can’t just stand at the front door

being a doorman

Brother,

I know now,

I’ll be back to the dorms now

Go get some sleep

Okie

Excuse me sir

Your pillow

Thank you

You're welcome

Hello Mr. Wang

May I ask, what services do you require?

Uhhh

Get me a towel too

Sure, please wait momentarily

I will cancel the service bell for you

I’ll do it myself

Thank you

Here is your towel you wanted

I will open it for you

Is there anything else you want?

I'm good, nothing else

Okay

Hello Mr. Wang,

is there anything I can help you with?

I want to buy duty free products

Let that aisle,

Let your colleague over there come

I will cancel the service bell for you

I can do it myself

What products do you want to buy?

I can introduce some for you

I said let that aisle,

your colleague there come

I want her to talk to me

Let her introduce products for me

Sorry Mr. Wang

She’s preparing for meals

What kind of products do you want to learn about

It’s the same talking to me

It's not the same

I’m not interested hearing you talk

Let her talk to me

I’ll only buy if she talks to me

Anyone can prepare meals

Why are there so many people with nothing to do?

Our labor is divided.

Everyone has a different area to service

They will have a deeper understanding of the meal selections of the passengers in their area

If you suddenly change people

it will bring inconvenience to the other customers

cause inconvenience to other passengers.

I hope you can understand

Why don’t you talk to me still

if there is still a problem,

you could wait till after meal preparation is over

On what basis are you telling me to wait?

How dare you

Do you think I’m easy to bully?

Okay then,

not going to change people?

Okay,

Then change my seat

I'll go sit over there

Sorry Mr. Wang,

the seats in this class are full today

we can’t adjust seats

I hope you can understand

What should I understand

A business class ticket costs tens of thousands

I have just this little request

can it not be fulfilled?

How do you all service people?

Just like this?

Okay okay

I will go discuss with my colleague

And let the head flight attendant adjust things

Please wait momentarily

Excuse me, Mr. Wang

Your voice has affected

other passengers’ rest

You can tell me what you need

I actually don’t need anything

I just want to buy duty free products

Help me pick some

Sure.

Mr. Wang.

On planes, buying duty free products

does not require you to show your business card

If you need anything, we can change flight attendants to service you

But if you are unsatisfied with our whole service crew

Then do we need to change planes for you?

What do you mean?

How dare you speak like this

We have received good professional training

to guarantee passengers’ flight safety

If you are unsatisfied with our service,

you can directly point it out to us

If you have further dissatisfaction,

we can ask the head flight attendant

to communicate with you

Say, Mr. Wang,

There are 4 hours till we land in Beijing

Do you want to

take advantage of this time

to sleep, rest a bit?

This way after you land,

you won’t need to deal with jet lag.

Are there any other duty free products I can help introduce for you

You. What’s your name

I want to complain about you

Sincere service

this is the first line in our service guidelines

I know you’ve worked tirelessly today

and are really annoyed

and that passenger was outrageous

But what’s the big deal

You could just tolerate it and get over it

Why don’t you apologize to the passenger

Let him withdraw the complaint

I tolerate passengers

but won’t tolerate unreasonableness

Look at your temper

No wonder you’re always being complained about

Then, I can only report to the branch

Sounds good

Little Zheng,

learn from mistakes

Say, you’re always so headstrong

Other than writing (self-)examinations, getting money deducted

What benefit can you get?

No benefits.

But I’m happy to do it.

Manager,

this matter is my fault

However the company deals with it, they should deal with it

I have no opinions

Oh to be young.

I’m not young,

I can’t change it anymore

Understood

You can scram now.

Sure thing

I'm leaving (bye), manager

Youen

I'm sorry

You didn’t do anything wrong

What are you apologizing for

I have responsibility in this matter too

If not because of me

You wouldn’t have had a conflict arisen with that person

I purely just dislike that person

Youen

Thank you

You really don’t need to thank me

I said already

I did it for myself

Has the deduction been decided

I explained with the head flight attendant already

How about

Tomorrow I can also go and talk with the manager

She can’t treat you like this

Why can’t she treat me like this?

Passengers having issues is his problem

Me going against protocol is my problem

The company is right in punishing me

I don’t have complaints/opinions

Hey, husband

Ok ok, soon

Your husband is picking you up again?

Youen

Why don’t I treat you to a meal

No, no, no. I need to go home and eat

Then let me let Yupeng send you

He’s waiting for me at the entrance

Okay

Husband

Husband,

you've waited a while haven't you

I’m telling you

Today on the plane

I ran into someone weird

Thankfully there was Youen to help me

Why don’t we send her home?

My mom came

She wants me to go back home quickly after picking you up

Treat her to a meal another day

Hurry up

Sorry Youen

I heard

Go be busy with your stuff

Next time I’ll treat you

Next time, next time

Bye bye

Hurry up, let's go

I'll be along then

Hurry up

*Curry, Curry from Ode to Joy 2 once again

Come

Push it down

Come

In this apple box

it's all just old clothes

If you guys like anything

then go take it and wear it

Or you could even donate them

I’m not taking it back with me

Got it

Jingdian

In that small suitcase/box

are all the novels I bought a few years ago.

I bought them but didn’t really read them

I’ll leave them for you

Okay.

As for the leftover stuff

In the afternoon, express delivery will be here

See who can help me send it home

After work when I’ve finished the resignation procedures

I’m going to the train station directly

There’s another thing

I beg y’all to do

This is from the first time

I saw that girl

I picked it up at the front of the hotel

I reckon she dropped it

In the future,

if one of you run into her again

Help return it to her for me

Isn’t it just a toy?

And not worth much money?

Is it worth you being so caring/motivated about it?

Anything else you want to say?

Spill it quickly

I can tell goddess on behalf of you when the time comes

I have nothing to say to goddess

But I do with you

You

Don't learn from me

I waited 5-6 years to leave

Everything got held up

Shifu

As soon as I came to the hotel, you guided me

I

So literary and artistic(?)

literary and artistic(?)

You

You said when you left you wouldn’t fan your feelings

Who did you learn this sour stuff from

Old Wang

Your eyes are red

Don’t cry, don't cry

Cooperate for a bit

Let's go

*Curry, Curry is the #1 square dance song in Daylight productions I swear. It was even in a square dance since in All Is Well*

The total area of Beijing city

is 1.641 million square kilometers

And in that moment

The distance between goddess and I did not exceed 100 meters

She just casually stood like that

Feet onto that ground

and it became not like ground anymore

It’s a heavenly palace

And she herself

was a shining (female) immortal *Literally: immortal elder sister

Watching her brightly shaking

with “strangers don’t come near” written on her face

I suddenly remembered

something Chen Jingdian has said before

Every sparrow’s death has a special providence *Hamlet: There's a special providence in the fall of a sparrow.

Every Da Ma (middle-aged woman) in the square

They could all be my future mother in law

Mom.

Why are you here? * Shanghainese

I didn’t bring keys

Ah, forgot keys

Why not greet them?

(They’re) dancing, make what greeting

Just greet them

This is my daughter

These are the dancing aunties.

Hello aunties

I’ve bothered you all

Not a bother at all

Just got off work?

Go home and rest then

Goodbye aunties

Goodbye, goodbye

Zhengzheng bro

Little Zhengzheng

Calm down!

Think about your dad and mom

Don’t be impulsive

There’s nothing you can’t get over

That old man Shakespeare was right

What

listen,

This is providence

♪ The years don’t know how much sadness there is in the world

♪ Why not take a showy stroll

Why do you want to take back your resignation letter

Sorry Manager Sun

Because

I don’t truly want to resign

How come you’re not resigning

but you want to hand in a resignation letter?

Didn’t you say before

You’re not getting enough sleep

And your mental health is weak *rough translation

Why are you wasting efforts

on writing this stuff

I, I don’t know

I must have been possessed *rough translation

That day you were standing at the hotel entrance

You were so confident and decisive

Why has it only been one day and you’re thinking about-

MANAGER!

The resignation letter is mine and Jason’s idea

That day after finishing work we were drinking

Playing truth or dare

Phillip lost

The resignation letter was a game punishment,

it’s not real

Why do you young people

always take work as child’s play

Manager!

Truly sorry

I’m speaking with Phillip

Y’all don’t interrupt

Phillip, stand properly for me

I haven’t finished asking

Your resignation letter no longer counting(?)

I won’t say more

But the back of it

why are there words cursing me written there?

Who’s idea was this?

.... mine

because I

I lost two rounds

Your luck is that bad?

Yeah.

Ever since the Benz guy situation,

I’ve always had bad luck

Benz guy?

Why are you giving customers nicknames?

Sorry, manager!

Why are you so loud for?

Manager, SORRY!

Get out, all of you

GOODBYE MANAGER

You wrote bad words about Catfish Fiend?

Why didn’t you say so earlier?

Wasn’t I in a rush to get the resignation letter back

I just forget to tell you guys

Say, why did he have to dig out the key words(?)

Cut the crap, Zhengzheng bro

Be honest

Why are you suddenly not leaving

Don’t learn from Catfish Fiend

and his 100,000 whys

Say! Why!

There’s no reason why

I just am unwilling to part with you guys in my heart

Stop playing this card

Be honest

For real, shifu

Look at me these years

I’ve communicated less and less with my hometown childhood friends

In Beijing, I haven’t even mingled into someone who appears to be a person

But in my heart

I’m most proud to have

met you two best friends

to bear together Catfish Fiend’s

mental spirit pollution

to bear together weird customers and their demon attacks

In my heart,

Our friendship surpasses death

It’s surpassed friendship

it’s reached sublimation(?)

I mean, we're like family

No, no,

You’re so sour I can’t take it anymore

There’s definitely an issue

it’s not that simple

Don't move

Must you pick up the phone at this moment?

It's Douzi.

Hey? Douzi?

I was just at Catfish Fiend’s

I wasn’t looking at my phone

What’s up

Okie

Hurry up, we're getting down to business.

Wait a moment

Even if he doesn't tell the truth

You can’t shoot him to death

Douzi said

she sent me an important message.

This girl

says she prepared a surprise for me

What day is today

Today isn’t some (important) day right

What are you all doing in a bit

Going home.

You brainless.

The little couple has a surprise

Go to what home

Let's go peek

I feel like life has reached a high tide

Douzi, you're home?

You're showering?

hurry up, hurry up

I'll show you something good

Okay okay okay, soon, soon

Old Wang and Zhengzheng bro are so understanding

Not even coming home

LET'S GOOO

What are you doing

I- Don't I have a surprise

What are you thinking?

Postgraduate Exam Training Course

I signed up for you

I- I’m gonna

I'm gonna go wear some clothes

wear some clothes

Jingdian

Your failure last year

was mainly because you were not prepared enough

I went on the internet and did some research

They say this company’s class has the highest acceptance rate

I believe that this year

as long as you seriously study,

along with the guidance of elite teachers

You can definitely pass the exam this year

This

How much money is this?

16,800

The most expensive class that insures you will pass is 100,000

I can’t afford that

Uh,

Douzi

Actually, I-

Wait

I also prepared some signature classics for you

I even bought you some review materials

It’s all the newest editions

There’s one of every subject

I was even afraid that other publishers didn’t have the authority to publish(?)

So I bought according to the books you often used before

How is it

Is it surprising? Is it unexpected?

Do you love me more?

It’s a surprise

and unexpected

I love you to death.

This

Be careful

Sending breakfast over again?

Hurry and eat

This home has a hairspray smell

Jingdian

This milk is good for the stomach

and it can raise immunity

Come, drink while it’s warm

It’s hot x3

Wait a moment

Wifey,

I haven’t lost

my ability take care of myself yet

(I’ll) be careful next time

If you don’t leave now, you’re going to be late

I’m leaving now

Jingdian

My mom shipped me a box of walnuts from my hometown

Walnuts replenish the brain

Remember to eat them

Got it.

Leaving?

Have you eaten?

Yes, I've eaten

Take it slow.

Hubby

jiayou.

Rebuild the rivers and mountains, *literal

wait for the late years of life

Bro, the newest version

We can use this as the pot mat in the future

You be serious

Douzi used her heart to prepare this for you

You boy

Didn’t pass the postgrad exam

But became a wealthy young master first

This thing is like buying a stock

You have to buy it

to know if it will rise in value or not

The most important thing about investing is

waiting and seeing(?)

Hurry up and eat.

Once you’re done

That whole bed’s worth of books is waiting for you to see(?)

I’m full

Y’all eat

Where are you going?

Isn’t there no day shift today?

Exercise for an hour every day

Happily live life for a lifetime

Jiayou!

Say, do you think this sudden excitement* is contagious? *Literal: pumping chicken blood

Since that day he said he would stay

he hasn’t been normal

Who knows, perhaps

He spread it to Douzi

This was peeled by my wifey

One egg,

what are you fighting with me over for?

Sister Sun, good morning

Good morning

What did you pickle here?

Ginger?

Jerusalem artichoke (a type of ginger)

My son especially shipped it to me from abroad

So fragrant and crispy

Just want to divide some to you all

This is so good

I love to have this when drinking porridge

Yeah?

Sister Sun

Sister Ma

You’re all here

I'm coming!

Good morning

Sister Ma made picked veggies again

I still haven’t finished eating the last batch

Last time was carrots. This time it’s ginger

It’s delightful to eat with porridge

Sounds good, all of you have some

Hurry and

Everyone take a can and put it in your bag

Don’t forget it like last time

You all caused Sister Ma to deliver them to you

She almost got dizzy from the heat

My daughter always says

Sister Ma’s pickled veggies

don’t have that weird store-bought taste

Yesterday once I got home she even asked me

Is there any pickled veggies?

Thank you

If you daughter loves to eat it

I can teach you

Okay, everyone is almost here

Let’s start

Hurry

Let me change shoes

Ok x3

Let's go x3

In the moment I decided to stay

A battle strategy

exploded out of my head

Approach flowery shirt *his nickname for goddess' mom

Be on good terms with flowery shirt

Get a referral

Get to know goddess

As long as goddess knows that I exist

I’m satisfied

and it wasn’t a waste coming to this world to suffer

Even if my leg feels numb

my heart isn't numb

When I made this step

For the first time in my life

An kind of fighting impulse came to be (?)

It's you again

Hi auntie

Good what *Hello literally means you're well/good

Say, what are you trying to do

Auntie,

Before, I was wrong.

It was my way of living having a problem

Look

Not sleepy early and getting up early

and having complaints about you all

From today onwards,

I also want to join you all

and exercise with you all

maintain my health well

For this body

is what's most important in life *literal: is the capital of the revolution

I need to protect this capital

What’s the deal with the young man?

He’s young

but he's not going running or swimming

and is here with us

maintaining what health?

I’ll tell you *Shanghainese

Youth like you

If you have an issue

You should

tell them face to face *rough meaning

To us aunties,

these methods

are no good. *Shanghainese

Auntie, I don’t want to run or swim

I just want to learn starting from the most useful

This exercise,

I think it’s very scientific and effective

I just danced some moves

and look, my hands and feet are warmed up

Look

Who wants to look *Shanghainese

If you jump around in succession

and your hands and feet aren’t warm

then aren’t you just a dead person

You’re making fun of people?

Don’t listen to him

That supermarket discount is about to end

Oh right

I forgot x2

Big Sister Sun

Let's end early today?

If we go late, we can't snatch anything

Y'all hurry

I'm going home to place down the stereo

Let's meet at the door of the supermarket

Okay

sounds good

I didn't bring shopping bags

Let's go to the supermarket

Going to the supermarket is good.