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For chocolate

it's best to buy it from the source of origin

Especially for black chocolate

It lowers blood pressure

Protects the heart

Like us

people who exercise out every day

It's best to always eat it

Take more

Do you hear

Thank you

Take another one

I want 2

You take one too

Oh you want 2

You take one too

That's enough

Do you have high blood pressure

or heart disease

I have them all

I have them all

Especially when I can't see Youen

Cunning guy

Youen said already

I can't give it to you to eat

Auntie Liu

Have you forgotten

We're first best

Eat a piece

Thank you auntie

Not bad right

Yummy

Yummy right

So yummy

This is

the best chocolate I've eaten

Auntie Liu

I want to ask

When Youen isn't flying

Where does she usually like to go to play

When you dance usually

what side you like to stand on

Xiao Zhang

I'm warning you

If you're always going to be a

grass on the wall *roughly meaning: someone who's easily changes their opinion

If you want to get information about Youen in the future

There's no discussion

Zhang

Are you going to make a mistake

What do you mean

I'm saying

Some person

Has wild ambitions

And not looking at the situation

Just bringing corruption

Pulling people

These two years, how many people

have been dragged down because of this problem?

How have you not gotten the lesson

How does no one have

any alertness

Do you not see what's often said on TV

Don't outstretch your hand

Reach your hand and you'll definitely be caught

Sister Sun

I just brought some good stuff

to share with everyone

Just this

Just this

It's not enough for a court order right?

No return on a good deed

What you're trying to accomplish in your heart

Would I be unclear about it?

I'm telling you

Everyone is here to exercise

Not to have a tea party

Prepare

Prepare

Stop dancing, let's talk

The police said

Next time if we don't act according to regulations

It'll count as disturbing people

We'll be fined

Then starting tomorrow

The time to group

will be delayed half an hour

And the volume

will be reduced by 1/3 compared to before

We'll let Xiao Zhang universally adjust them

No one can touch the stereo

It's fair

Auntie, I

Of course it's me

Since we want fair

Let us face to face

Make it clear

Dancing means dancing

Don't make some small favors and pull people

Auntie Sun

We're all adults

Why are you so narrow-minded doing anything?

We're not

kindergarten kids

If we're first best with you

we won't play with other people?

Dating even focuses on a freedom to choose

Why doesn't this apply to dancing?

Since we want to make decisions freely

Then we'll employ a method using the freedom to choose

to determine a winner and loser

Determine a result

What do you mean

Dance battle

What

You don't know what a dance battle is?

When we were young

In Beijing, not only Bayi Lake has dance battles

Shicha Sea even has ice battles

There's even dance battles in Jimen

Now, young people call it Dou Wu *Also meaning dance battle, back in the aunties' day, it was referred to as Cha Wu

It's the same anyways

Okay

Tomorrow call on the sisters

We'll compete

We just have 10 or so people

And it's all familiar people

What is there to compete

Who they support and who they don't support

It's clear in both our hearts

If we want to compete

Then we should find somewhere with a lot of people to compete

A place with a lot of people

Where?

In front of the supermarket

There's a lot of people there

The people coming none of us are familiar with either

Let's dance our own dance

at the time, whoever is more well received

who earns more recognition

We'll listen to them

How is it

Going to in front of the supermarket to dance?

What's wrong

You don't dare?

Just this little courage

And you want to compete on stage in the future

Who's afraid of who

Let's compete

There's more people Saturday afternoon

How's 5 o'clock?

Okay, I'll listen to you

But I need to make things clear

What if I win?

I won't say anything more

and will honestly follow you dancing the Stomping Exercise

But what if I win

I'll dance your Health Maintenance Exercise with you for life

Auntie I think you're all

very wise

Who is it

Delivery, open the door

Coming, Auntie Sun

How did you know it's me?

What are you trying to do now?

I'm begging you

Let me rest for a bit

Are you going to work in a bit

That depends on what you want to do

to decide whether I'll go to work or not

Being naughty with me

Let's go, come to the supermarket with Auntie

I- We're not missing anything at home

Our house is

Let's go

Auntie Sun

I need to change clothes

It's not like we're going to meet Xiao Liu's daughter

That's not needed

My whole body is full of sweat though

There's more opportunity for you to sweat in a bit

Let's go

It's past the season of eating melons though

You can't eat too much

No need for this much nonsense/crap

Let's go

Zhang

Here

Auntie's eyesight isn't clear

I'll say, you write

Do you know how to write Zheng character *Character used for tally marks

Zheng character

Yes

It's Zhang Guangzheng's Zheng isn't it

Left

Left, 2 left

1 right

Auntie, this, right

Okay, just record it like that

Right

2 right

Left

2 left

4 right

3 right

But Auntie

What's the point of recording all this

Statistics

See if the left side

has more people entering the supermarket

Or the right side

There's so many people entering the supermarket

Didn't Sun Tzu say

Knowing yourself and the enemy, lets you win 100 in 100 battles

I think we need to figure out the situation in advance

Then when the time comes we'll know

whether to stand on the left side or the right side

Stand more forwards or backwards

Otherwise, how can we compete

How many just went in

I don't know

It's you counting, I haven't been counting

Interrupting me

Keep recording

Right now, left has 158

Right has 143

But the time is still too short

There's no clear difference

In a bit when people get off work

Keep counting

More counting?

Auntie

It's just a square dance

This isn't necessary

Just a square dance

Just?

Young man

I'm 61 this year

Since I started remembering things

I've never accepted anything without a fight

Since I have a competition with Xiao Liu

Then I need to seriously prepare, and put in my all

Otherwise, I'll have let down myself

And let down my opponent

Right

Friendship is 2nd, competition is 1st

Stop interrupting

Say, you're a young age

How come you don't have any passion

You accept this without a fight, and that as nothing more

Then what do you think

is something that matters?

Young man

Since you're young, don't hope for things to be easy

What "Life isn't worth living"

Calming down, inner peace *The 2nd equates to Buddhism, referring to a life of no desire, no sadness or joy, and the pursuit of inner peace.

No matter how well it's packaged

It's just one word

Lazy

You are so right

So reasonable

If this wasn't cheating

Then it would be more convincing

What are you saying kid

What side there's more people, you'll dance there

Is this not cheating?

At least it's not dignified

There's a need to respect opponents, that's what you said

I can't help but say

That is pretty reasonable

Young man isn't bad

Pretty upright person

Wasn't blind

Your dad and mom gave you a good name *referring to the Zheng in his name, which means righteous

Auntie, then

In a bit are we still...

No more need to count heads

No more recording?

You were right

We should righteously compete against opponents

From tonight

I am going to practice more

More practice?

You practice in the mornings, and practice at night

How much energy is being used in a day?

You need to be careful of your health

Don't be too tired

This is tiring?

When I was young

And just joined the workforce

And was sent to Beijing Department Store

Our store's clearances and coding goods

all had competitions

To fight for being the model

In the winter

I practiced in the warehouse every night

When my hand got chiliblians

I would put on gloves and keep practicing

Why?

To earn a breath (face)

To prove that us females, are not worse than males

Auntie

To be frank

When I was getting ready for the College Entrance Exam

I wasn't even as hardworking as you

That's not right

Your generation of people

Don't put in your all in doing things

You'll be laughed at by people

But for you all

You only think about how to make things easy, and do that

Making eating well, sleeping enough, working less

the highest pursuits in life

Is this still even being human?

This is a pig

If everyone wants to be like this

Can the country keep being

rich and strong like it is now?

Auntie

People now

are different from people of your time after all

Right now, people live

better than back then

But right now, people's pressures

are bigger than those of people back then

What there is to do, there's nothing less

Normally, when some depressed words are said

That bit of discontent

That bit of complaint

That's all joking around

It's a way of self relief/ranting

Ranting?

Have you heard of ranting

Ranting is just

You don't need to explain it to me

I know it

You don't fully accept it

Or if I don't understand it

That's nothing

Right now, whoever wants to convince someone

It's very difficult

Just don't think that we're annoying and that will be good

We're old

But we can't dislike ourselves

We can't dislike our

desperation/hard work in youth

Once getting aged

We still need to live lively

This is called having a beginning and end

Natural reset(?)

Frequency compression (?)

100 to 120 times a minute

When relaxing

our palms really want to leave our chest

Is Irene there?

Irene's there, what's up

The guest in 2201 has something

They want you to go over

Okay, I'll go immediately

Housekeeping

Housekeeping

Manager Sun

You've come?

Please enter

Ms. Feng, you've come?

Hello

Look, who's this?

Call her sister

Sister Douzi

Hello!

Today, the guest

is about to check out

The child's father

heard about what happened before

and said he has to invite you over

and specially give you thanks

Hello

I'm Tangyuan's dad

My surname is Duan

Hello

Let's sit and talk

Come, sit

You sit, please

You sit with sister okay

I heard about what happened that day

If it weren't for you being there

Then our Tangyuan would've experienced something major

Lady

When we got to the hospital that day

The doctor said, it's all thanks to saving on time

If it was any later

Then this kid's brain would've had problems

Thank you so much

I'm also happy that the kid's fine

Mr. Duan, you needn't be polite

This is my work to start with

This is my name card

Please keep it well

In the future, if

there's anything I can help you with

Please, you must contact me

Thank you

Our company in Shanghai

also has a hotel under it's name

But it's not 5-star

Thank you

If you want to go develop in Shanghai

You must be sure to contact me

Sorry Manager Sun

I'm digging one of your people

How so?

The hotel industry has a lot of fluidity to start with

Letting employees have better development

is also a good thing for us too

Let's take a photo for memory's sake

Come

Right, yeah

Manager Sun, help us please

Okay

Y'all sit in the middle

Okay

Here, Tangyuan

Next time we come to Beijing

we'll definitely come pay respects to you

Okay

Are you ready?

Smile

Here goes

1, 2, 3

Her face is so round

No matter she's called Tangyuan

That name wasn't created in vain

I'm hungry now looking at this

Isn't she super cute

Isn't it just a photo

Is it worth being that happy over?

Of course I'm happy

Since I've entered the hotel

This is the first time

There's someone who sincerely thanked me

It's these feelings of recognition

that make me feel like my work

has value

I know that feeling

When I came

When I helped people solve all sorts of problems

I felt a lot of satisfaction

But the longer I stayed

the more it became a regular feeling

and I only remember annoying things

What about you, shifu

I'm not the same as you

I only remember wonderful things

Annoying things never last beyond the night

My past memories

are all highlight moments

Back in the day

I opened the door for the president

Took photos with celebrities

Earning a tip of 1000 USD

You've said it 800 times

That's okay

When we go back, I'll specially give you a class

And tell you for the 801st time

Sound good?

Do you all have stuff to do tomorrow

What's up

Let's go to the supermarket nearby

And cheer on those aunties

The dance battle aunties you mentioned before?

The aunties have been practicing tirelessly lately

And dancing pretty well

Let's go and make the atmospehre

more passionate

What is there to see

Boring

You don't understand then

In the 80s

It was popular to dance battle, ice battle

These are things reminiscent of our old Northeast

You're speaking as if you've battled

Back then, weren't you wearing diapers too

I'm not going anyways

I'll be sleeping at home

These days, I'm annoying seeing old people

I really want to go

But tomorrow I have to work in the afternoon

All not going?

I'll go

Shifu will go cheer for you

Thank you shifu

I'll take videos for you

and play it by the head of that grandson's bed

Annoy him to death

Sounds good

Annoying you to death

This is disastrous *Shanghainese

What's wrong

What did you pull this time

I've pulled it *Shanghainese

Help *Shanghainese

You won't eat the calcium pills I bought for you

You want me to help you during this time

What's wrong here

Nothing

Nothing

Lighter

Lighter

Come

Lighter

It just made a "zi" noise just now

Okay

What are you dancing

Happy Stomping Exercise

I don't get it

Say, you're square dancing

If you're not mad at other people

then you're competing with yourself

What are you doing

Are you trying to debut in a girl group

Decades old person

If you severely pull something

Next time I come home

Will I have to go get you at the hospital again

Lighter

I was just careless and pulled something

Why curse mom like this

I'm telling you

Flattering words from that other person

Don't take it seriously

Do you not know your own body

Do you not know where you need to maintain

Don't worry about only your face all day

This waist, legs

are truly the big matters

Eat those calcium pills I bought

I'll eat them

Old trees have many roots

Old people have a lot of words

Daughter

You're not old yet

Why are you so chatty

You've spoken so much my head hurts

If your head hurts, then that's a huge matter

Headaches, I'm telling you

the problem isn't in the head

It must be caused by other places

Like your spine

thoracic spine, lumbar spine

This one spine

must have a problem somewhere

Comrade Tang Seng

Stop chanting

I beg you

Thank you

Comrade Tang Seng, stop chanting *In Journey to the West, Tang Seng can chant a spell causing Wukong's headpiece to tighten, giving Wukong a headache

What are you wearing on your arm

What are you wearing this at home for

Take it off

I need to record my steps okay

Oh no *Shanghainese

What's wrong now

I need to cook food for you

Okay

Lay down

In this situation, you should rest

I'll order take out for myself

It's fast and saves trouble

Call a takeout?

Okay, call takeout

So sorry *Shanghainese

You order takeout

What are you doing

Watching dramas

Watching dramas?

Mom, have you slept

Mom

Mom, have you slept

Mom

Mom

Going crazy in nighttime are you

Auntie

Let me pick up a phone call

Hello

Youen

Call me by my full name

Okay, no need to say it

What's the situation with my mom

Today during the daytime, she pulled her waist

Now she won't even sleep

She stays in her room

practicing dance by herself

What illness has she caught

You wait

Let me send you a video

What's the situation

Do you see

They're all the same

I have one turning into a demon here too

Isn't this

the auntie who dances together with my mom

Competitors

#1 mortal enemies

I've been pulled to

be a spectator for many days

Cameraman part-time

Responsible for finding faults and flattering

Do you want to come and experience

I won't go

What's the matter

Right now, aunties who square dance

Are all working hard like this?

Do you really not get it?

Battle to the death

Battle of the top of the Bright Summit *The Bright Summit is from the work The Heaven Sword and Dragon Saber

A big matter like this and you don't know?

I'm done showering

No light in a dark room

What are you doing

You know to be scared?

Come

Drink this cup of milk

Thank you

Mom

You wait a moment

I want to say a few things to you

Tell me tomorrow if you have words

Mommy is really sleepy right now

I can fall asleep in an instant

Nourishing the spirit, accumulating strength

So tomorrow, it's easier to battle at the top of the Bright Summit

Right?

What are you saying?

You know it all now?

Xiao Zhang told you right

Zhang Guangzheng *Shanghainese

Standard grass on the wall *Person who is easily swayed to a side

He tells everyone

"I'm number 1 best with you"

But at critical moments, you'll definitely be sold by him

Mom

Are you really preparing to dance battle (Dou Wu) with other people

In Beijingese, it's called Cha Wu

It was really popular in the 80's

There wasn't only dance battle

But also ice battle, shelving battles (?)

Do you know where ice battles take place

Shicha Sea's lake surface

Get to the main point

I was forced by other people

Our dance team leader Sun Caixia

You know her

She's used to standing at the center position

And will not take any of other people's

differing opinions

We're wanting to participate in

the square dance competition right

I suggested

Let's do something fresh

It's best if we dance my

Happy Stomping Exercise

But she won't agree no matter what

And wants to compete with me to see who dances better

Can you take it *Shanghainese

Then you just agree to dance battle with her?

I think you're not afraid of breaking your tongue

and not afraid of breaking your waist

No, that would happen

Daytime was an accident

Mom exercises every day okay

My body is light like a swallow

Daughter

Mom has even set the bet with them already

If I lose, it'll be disastrous *Shanghainese for the later half

It'll be gone (referring to her face/dignity)

We've arranged to

at the supermarket entrance

We've said

Whoever's dance is more well received

and attracts more spectators

In the future, that's who the dance team will listen to

Daughter

Please help me okay, I'll thank you *Shanghainese

You go to the performance too

Stand on mom's side

Such a pretty girl

when casually shown

Mom will definitely win

I won't go

It's best you don't go either

2 old ladies

Having a dance battle in front of the supermarket

What a joke

Is it fun

Y'all recruiting that many people to come

You really think it's to see how beautiful you all dance

It's probably to see jokes

I'm telling you, I'll take photos of you

and make them into stickers/emojis

Stickers are fine

What if mom gets famous?

I'm telling you

This time is complex-arranged

square dance compeition

There's sponsors

Awards, award money, there's all that

This directly is related to

our dance team sisters'

vital interests

I won't let it go so easily

Vital interests?

Mom, say, you're

someone who's in old ages

You can't understand these small matters

Doing something for profit

They're using you

Spending a bit of money, making an advertisement

Awards

What awards

A few cases of milk, a few bottles of oil

What, is our house lacking that?

It's still other people's gold and silver

sponsoring us though

You're a young age

you can't take other people

and think of them only in bad ways

Can it not be that the CEO's have responsibility

and are wiling on behalf of community culture

to make an effort

Besides

All those people who square dance

How can they let you win

There's people who

retired from a professional dance career

Aren't they also square dancing

Having you all win

is so unscientific

Not wanting to be a general's soldier

Makes a bad soldier, you know

If you're not willing to help

then don't come

Why are you getting mad towards me

I've lived for 50-60 years

What people are like

am I not more clear about it than you are?

It's hard to win

But am I not allowed to have some dreams

Okay

I have no way to communicate with you

With people like you

who don't look at facts and don't speak logic

and make chicken soup anytime, anywhere *Chicken soup = emotional speeches

I can't speak with

I'm really sorry

I'm not happy to

keep speaking with you, okay

You drink the milk yourself

I'm afraid of raising my stomach

Tomorrow is the decisive match

I want to go through the moves again

And make sure nothing goes wrong

Stand well

Don't disturb me again

Okay

If you pull your waist, call 120 (EMS)

Don't call me

Your phone number is 120?

Old Yang

Old Yang

Come here

Xia

Xia

You don't need to wear such bright clothes to buy watermelons

I'm buying your head

Have you forgotten

I'm going to dance in a bit

Competing with people

Aren't you going to go support me too

Dancing? Then I must go

How is it, does it look good?

Looks good

Good color, and no threads

Who's asking about the clothes

I'm asking about me

How do I look with these clothes?

Pretty

Clothes rack, skinny waist

You look good no matter what you wear

Skinny waist?

You look carefully

Is this a waist

it's a water bottle

Still looks good

Looks good?

Not silly at this time

Such a sweet mouth too

In a bit, there's people coming to our house

to do my makeup

Don't speak nonsense to them

Why hire people

I can do makeup too

What can you do

Xiao Zhang

called these people for me using apps

Professional make-up artists who go to houses to service

In a bit, your wife

is about to become pretty suddenly

Don't let it scare you

Whatever strikes can't scare me

You've always been pretty

Okay

Don't just close your eyes here and blindly praise

Hurry, wash your fash

Clean up your stubble

Or you won't be a good match with me

Okay, I'll clean up

Clean up

Too stunning

Too plain

Too coquettish

This set is good, just wear this set

Which set should I wear actually

I think that

small blue cardigan

and a pair of light pants

It should look pretty good

Isn't that the first set

Yes

Then the first set, that one

Why didn't you say so early on

Then I'll change into that set

Mom

Your hair

Are you just gonna leave it like this?

Yeah

I'll spray it with hairspray

It won't get messy

Wait, I think

You should just put it up

You should just have it like you usually do

It's pretty good

I'm going princess route

It's really western

And then accompany it with my Happy Stomping Exercise

Mom

Wait

Don't, don't go princess route

If you stomp in a bit

You might turn into Mei Chaofeng *Character from Legend of the Condor Heroes with wild hair

Really

Look

Your hair is everywhere on the group

Put it up, okay?

Okay I'll put it up

Wait

Bathroom

Put it up in the bathroom

So much stuff

Auntie, your skin is so good

Not many wrinkles, but also

your complexion is super good

Red peeking through white

More energetic looking than a lot of young people

When I put on the foundation

you look in your early 40's maximum

This girl is really good at talking

Auntie is old

What early 40's?

Once passing 60, I go towards the 70

People over 70 are rare

I really didn't see it

If you didn't say yourself

I wouldn't dare think above 50

Lady

Lady

Your

pen holding pose isn't right

Let me teach you

This way

Her's is for drawing eyebrows

Eyebrow pencil

You want to write words on my face?

I won't use her pen

Stinfy

I have a big wolf hair brush

Okay, don't interrupt here

Hurry

Clean up your stubble

Go

Yan tendon and willow bone(?)

Astonishing(?)

Mine is the real deal

Our Old Yang is just like this

He likes to joke when there's nothing to do

Ignore him, continue

Okay

Auntie, you lose your eyes

We're on the last one

Auntie, don't move

Almost done

I won't move

Lighter

I won't hurt you, don't worry

It doesn't hurt right

I thought you didn't have time to give me attention

I didn't think you'd come out with one call

I didn't want to give you attention

But I don't want to go to the supermarket more

Seeing my mom have a dance battle with others

That view

Thinking about it I'm falling to the floor with goosebumps

But actually

I think Auntie is pretty cute

Dancing, exercising

It's so good

Not like my parents

They only know to stay at home every day

watching TV

Angering me are you

If you anger me, shop yourself

Don't

Don't

I was wrong

You say

What should I buy Yupeng?

Does he have any hobbies

If he likes to swim, buy goggles

If he likes to ski, buy a snowboard

Just your husband

You're given him so much thought already

If it were me

I'd directly buy a duster and hit him with it

Then let's buy a duster

Let's go

Actually it's not needed

Recently, aside from not being able to find a job

Everything else is pretty good

Really

He's treating me better than before

I won't evaluate

As long as you're happy

Meili

Did you bring the speakers or not

Could I forget something that important?

I charged its battery for a whole night

You scared me

I think it's just us

They didn't come?

I don't see them

Aren't I looking?

It's not time yet

There's still half an hour

Why don't we go instead and take a spin

Nah

We'll just wait here

In a bit

That complex will have people coming

We can communicate

exchange words

Tell everyone

Why we're doing what we're doing

I'm really doing this out of good intentions

If it weren't for a competition

and getting a good rank

Who is willing to compete with her?

But you thinking like this

doesn't mean others will think like that

An enemy danced out through dancing

That idea for a competition

She brought it up herself

If we beat her today

Can she not acknowledge it?

So

We really need to not underestimate the enemy

If she loses

We need to let her lose with acceptance

Right?

Agree

This way

Coming

Hello, let me add some water

Thank you

Youen

Do you understand online meetings

My husband has a friend

Who wants to pull him to start a business together

But it needs some start-up capital

How much money

He's not making you pay it again right?

200,000

He hasn't had income for many months

Even if he wants to pay it himself, he doesn't have that money

I have some

but it's not enough for 200,000

Actually I really want him to

have something to do

But to get a loan because of this

I can't make a resolution

Do you still need to think more about this?

Your husband doesn't have work right now

Your whole house's expenses

rely on only you

The money in your hands

needs to be clenched tightly

In case something happens in the future

You won't even have money for emergencies

Starting a business at this time with a loan

You don't need to think about it at all

If money is earned, it's his. If money is lost, it's yours.

Are you silly

Have you already taken out a loan?

No

Impossible

I want to

but I don't have that courage

Then that's good

When other people say pretty words

you just empty out your home

Is his future important

and your future not important?

How big is your heart?

You've come?

Auntie

Xiao Zhang

Auntie

Xiao Zhang's here?

Has everyone come?

I feel like it's not that many

Auntie Sun hasn't come, it seems

Auntie Liu

Hi auntie

Xiao Zhang

You've come with the speakers you helped carry for Auntie Sun?