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Exercise though

wants this result

I think it's better than our previous dance

It's cheerful

and you can sweat a bit

Addicting

This dance is nice looking too

Of course

Compared to that Health Maintenance Exercise

The amount of exercise is larger

But the Health Maintenance Exercise

we've been dancing it a long time

We need something new and fresh eventually

Yes

Zhang

Come here

Help push the speakers to my home for me

Bye Auntie Liu

Bye Auntie

Hurry

She's unhappy

Auntie Sun, I'll leave now then

Wait a moment before leaving

Take a sip of water

If you ask me

That Happy Stomping Exercise

What's good about dancing to it

It's like cramping up

What's the point of it

What is square dancing for

It's to build up physical fitness

Moderation is needed

Decades old people

Can we still be like young people

jumping and dancing around

How can one's body take it

Auntie Sun

Actually, I think

you're all pretty young

Young what

Look in the mirror

Can you not know how many wrinkles you have?

Getting old

You need to know what's a compliment

and what's the truth

Her name is Meili

Does she really think she's beautiful *The homophone for Meili's name means beautiful

I've figured it out

She has wild ambition like a wolf

It's incredible

You say

Her dance they did just now

Without practicing for 8-10 days

Can they figure it out?

She's been holding back since long ago

wanting to steal leadership rights

On the surface

She calls me Sister Sun

more affectionately than anyone

But she's never accepted it

Lower your voice

Grandpa Yang

Don't bother our grandson

What grandson

Our grandson has long since

been picked up by our son and daughter-in-law

There's only your wife here

Are you not going to practice your writing?

Hurry

My brother came to visit me

I need to give a greeting

Pretty good right

Pretty good

Have you eaten

I've eaten

He's not here to see you

You go and practice writing

Write well

After you're done writing, I'll make you something good to eat

Write well, okay?

Chaogan (fried liver), steamed buns, soup with soaked tofu

One of everything

One of everything

Auntie Sun

Is Grandpa Yang okay?

He's fine

Let him practice writing by himself

He's just like that

Most of the time, he's fine

Sometimes when people are actually in front of him

He falls to recognize them

Let's not talk further about him

Let's talk about Xiao Liu

You say for this matter

What is your attitude

I

What attitude

I'm telling you

You're from our complex

You can't because you're chasing someone else's daughter

Put your elbows on someone else

How is that possible

She's not even giving me attention

Even if you're successful

You need to have a stance

This is our complex's territory regardless

They're borrowing our territory

to dance

She, Liu Meili, trying to steal these leadership rights

it's not going to be that easy

From tomorrow

We need to be one step ahead of her in everything

Go earlier than her, leave later than her

Occupy the pier

I won't believe

How can her whatever Happy Stomping Exercise

beat us

Yesterday on TV

I saw your dance being taught

I learned from it

This is the newest dance right now

When I go back to Shanghai

The complexes there are all dancing to this

Right now, people in their 50s or 60s

aren't considered old

Right

Dancing to something with a faster rhythm

is good and effective for bodybuilding

Right?

Right

Xiao Liu's here now?

Hurry, let's start

Let's go

Let's go

Passionate for life

Maintain health

Come

Come, hurry

Wonderful old years

Elderly health maintenance exercise

is beginning now

What are you waiting for

Hurry. Zhang, go

help your Auntie Liu put the speakers down

Auntie Liu

I'll hold it for you

Meili, we've come, so why not

we go dance too

Yeah, Auntie Liu

Everyday, we normally dance

to this anyways right

I'll help you put the speakers over there

It's not convenient for you to hold it

Auntie Liu

Zhang, come here

Don't you live upstairs

Help me with a favor

What favor

You live so close

Just upstairs/downstairs

In the future, this speaker system

I'll leave the responsibility to you

Xiao Liu

You're not from our complex

and you're willing to come all the way here

to dance

It's giving me face

I don't wish for you to

carry a speaker to and from here everyday

Listen to your old sister for this

The speakers, I've given to Xiao Zhang

He just lives upstairs

He's young

Moving this up and down

it's more convenient for him to do it

This speaker system isn't heavy, I can carry it

Even if you can carry it

I can't let you be that hardworking

Then this matter is settled

Inconveniencing you every day

my heart can't bear it

Did you hear, Zhang

In the future, every day, 10 minutes in advance

Get the speakers down here for me

Did you here

This responsibility is too big

I'm afraid I won't be able to get up

What

You want auntie every day

to wake you up?

No

That's not necessary

Then don't worry

I'll take the speakers home

This Auntie Sun

She's so weird

Her Health Maintenance Exercise

has long been outdated *Shanghainese

Listen to that name

It's rustic isn't it *Shanghainese

When dancing at first

I always thought

We went to other people's territory *Ala is Shanghainese for "us/our"

to dance

So we should listen to them

It's exercise anyways

No matter what we dance to, it's still dance

I never said anything

I let them do whatever

Didn't you gift me a speaker system

I remembered all of a sudden

Last time I return to Shanghai *Shanghainese

Your little aunt, her dance group

Were all dancing to this Happy Stomping Exercise *Shanghainese

It looked so good *Shanghainese

I hurriedly downloaded it

When you went to fly

I always danced to the video

Okay *Shanghainese

I gave it to Sister Sun

She didn't appreciate it

And pulled Zhang Guangzheng to go against me at the same time

What is he trying to do *Shanghainese

This youth Xiao Zhang

Is not good *Shanghainese

So fake

You be more careful *Shanghainese

I don't think other people have intentions

It's just you

trying to be forceful *Literal: forceful buying, forceful selling

You're making them change songs

Mom, your dancing

isn't it just a pastime?

Why look for unhappiness for yourself?

Just over these small matters

you've been mad till now ever since you've entered the door

Is that needed

I need to go every day

How is it a small matter?

Didn't you say so yourself

It's just exercise

It's dancing regardless of what's being danced to

I can't understand you at all

Why can't you just sit here

watching TV

How nice is it to just enjoy your late years

Why must you make a show of yourself

Why must you beat other people to be happy

According to you then

I was making trouble?

How am I making a show of myself?

Look

It's so western looking, so young looking

I want to improve with everyone

But now

I didn't expect to meet someone so stubborn

Fine

You're most up to date

You're the best at burning the most fat

You're so good at dance

you've danced yourself into the hospital

Wasn't it that old stubborn person

and Xiao Zhang who helped send you there

Zheng Youen *Shanghainese

You're flipping through old debts with me aren't you *Shanghainese

Everything I say is the truth okay

What's the truth

I'm your mother

Then why is everything I say

wrong

And everything other people say is all correct

If other people's mom's are better

Then you go find them

Okay

I don't want to argue with you here

I won't be here with you

messing around

I'm going to go find other people

I can't stay here many days in total

And I can't get any quiet

Later I'll make a report

Apply for a dorm

We'll live apart, and there will be less worry

Great

You quickly go and make the report

I'll give you money

You go live out

What a disaster *Shanghainese

Youen

What do you plan on eating for lunch

We're eating seafood

Today is our cafeteria's

monthly seafood day

I don't know what the main course this time

will be

Do you want to take a guess?

Stop going against my mom

If you find trouble for me

She comes home looking for trouble with me

Auntie Liu argued with you?

Recently, square dancing

Is it because of the square dancing thing?

Is she and

Recently, the aunties aren't getting along well

But don't worry

There's me

Don't worry, Youen

But my mom

Youen

Don't because you're not in a good mood

not eat

You can eat something light to get rid of the fire

Or eat something sweet

and your spirits will be lifted

Don't argue with Auntie Liu

If you're unhappy, argue with me

I'll listen

Let's go

Guess what today's main course is

Stop playing with your phone

There's a big living person in front of you

Brother Jason, going to eat?

What's for lunch?

Tempura fried shrimp

Finally not fried clams

mixed with seaweed!

Let's hurry up

Come here

What are you doing

Shifu, I won't eat anymore

I need to go out for a bit

Do you want me to save you a portion

I won't be eating

Something important needs my life *rough translation

I've almost ran past

I think you've already ran past okay

Are you releasing toxins

Learning from my mom are you

Our hotel is close to the mall

When I saw the message

I just ran over

Are you working

No

Not yet

Move aside

Move aside a bit

Does it look good

Not as good as what you're wearing right now

But if you wore it

Then it would definitely be different

Hurry and get back to work

Don't delay important matters

Erm

Is Auntie Liu mad at me

Who says she's mad at you

No

No, I mean

Look at my brain

I've lost oxygen from running

No one's angry

Not angry

Let's just shop

it can cure all diseases

You look slowly

You know she's angry but you still anger her more

Aren't you getting on my mom's good side every day

How come this time you didn't stand on her side

I can't figure it out either

A decent dancing

somehow, uncarefully

I became one of Auntie Sun's people

She's the enemy of Auntie Liu

She hated playing with girls since she was little

Wherever she went, she pulled alliances

It won't change even with age

You don't worry

I'll go pacify Auntie Liu

She's really easy to coax

Easier than you

I just don't understand

You say my mom

What is she thinking every day?

She can't figure out how to interact with her biological daughter?

But with a wild son like you

she's weirdly close to you

Auntie isn't not close to you

She's just

a little scared of you

Anyways

You're her biological daughter

If she's not close to you, who is she close with?

You don't know

Every time you fly somewhere

What the weather is like over there

Whether the flight is late a bit

Auntie is always looking

Those places and airports abroad

Compared to me, a young person

she's got it more clearly

You fly to and from every day

You're not at home for many days

But for Auntie, she's counting her fingers

Counting, expecting, waiting

Once you return home

Those days, after Auntie is done dancing

she directly goes home

Everyone there knows

Look

I have to fly again in a few days

I'm too lazy to have a cold war with her

Shop with me

Buy her some clothes

I think

It's not necessary to buy her clothes

Then what should I buy

Buy patience?

Where is that sold

I really like your personality

If you're happy, you're happy

If you're mad, you're mad

Straightforward, clear, satisfying

But family is different from strangers

If you're straightforward with strangers

and you get irritated speaking with them

Then you don't have to interact in the future

But for family, it's a long time

of being together

If you're too straightforward

It's like a knife that doesn't have a handle

If you're not careful, you'll harm people and yourself

Say something useful

This matter

You need to learn from my family

Learn what

In our family, my mom

walks sideways *meaning she's openminded?

People have just one mom

Just get thick-skinned

and coax her

What can she do?

Can she knock down the house?

Your situation counts as good

You have a home to return to after work

After going home, you don't need to do anything

and you don't have to worry

Auntie has

everything planned well for you

If I want to meet my mom

I have to make preparations for more than half a year

After I get home, I wouldn't even have gotten warm

before I have to come back

I'm hungry

What do you want to eat

I'll take the time to treat you

I don't like owing people favors

That won't be needed

Our cafeteria still has food

I'll just go back and eat

The main thing is I have work in the afternoon still

I'm leaving

Have you regret it?

No, I just ran past again

The hotel is over there

I'm leaving now

In a bit, I'll have to eat in an order

Can't make a mess eating

You truly are

someone who's gone square dancing for a bit

This lining up

Some fried shrimp

stunned you into being a braised shrimp(?)

This is shrimp?

I though it was an eggplant box

This is our hotel employee meal

The new signature food for seafood day

Tempera fried shrimp

I know you didn't get to eat it

So I specially packed some back for you to try

Isn't this just

Shrimp with layer of frying on top

This is called tempera

It's eaten for this taste and texture

What texture with such a thick coat of flour

Look at how suffocated the shrimp inside is

Just put it down

You haven't been hungry before

So picky about something this good

We're still missing a soup

It's being cooked already

I expect it to be done when Jingdian is back

This is what shrimp should look like

What you have is shrimp too?

Here

Douzi

This is just a mock exam

And you've made such a table

When the real exam is over

Are we going to have a roadside banquet?

It's not prepared only for him

Y'all often have night shift

It's rare for you all to come back to eat dinner

Today, everyone is here

Hurry, y'all eat while it's still hot

It's alright

We're not in a rush

We'll eat when Jingdian gets back

Jingdian is so blessed

You're back?

I'm back

We were just talking about you

Food was just placed, and you immediately come in

You must be a rice putty(?)

I'm Jiang Ziya, I can calculate and predict

How was the exam? What did you get?

The exam isn't done being graded yet

Today was mainly to discuss and check answers

Next time I'll get the score

Guess we had the celebration early then

Are you just holding some bad ideas

and trying to scam us?

I'm telling you, there's no next time

How was checking the answers?

Did you get a lot wrong

What do you think

I

What you do think

What you do think

Just tell us, hurry

Pinching a dog are you

Hurry

First

is impossible

Second

Brother

Deal with him

We were waiting for you to tell us

Asking you for a score, you were so slow

Save me

You all are being

a future graduate student

It's a mistake

Okay

He said it already

All of you are brutes

Treating educated people

with this attitude?

How do you want to be treated?

How do you want to be treated?

Speak

Hurry and speak

Can I test terribly

I didn't lose any points on multiple choice

The big question for probability

In the whole class, only 5 people managed to do it

I'm one of them

It's just the fill in the blank questions

There were 1 or 2 small mistakes

How's it

Are you satisfied now

Then, you didn't do bad on the exam

Of course

This is such a secure/stable performance

Sit, eat

Look

Why are you crying

Am I guilty for testing well?

It's so good

It's so good

Do you know why at first

I didn't dare speak about it now

I knew it would turn out like this

It's all you two's fault

What are you going to do

You owe our family

We owe you

We'll use wine

to pay you

Chen Jingdian, don't forget

Your graduate studies

are from Douzi's working from dawn to dusk

running over here

to make breakfast and supper

Her work resulted in this

Shifu's right

You having a good grade today

is all thanks to Douzi

In the future, when you get to life's peak

You can't forget

our angel investor

Don't worry, I can't forget

Come, let's raise our glasses

Today's celebration

Firstly, it's for Douzi

You Chen Jingdian, are secondary

Say something, angel investor

I just hope that Chen Jingdian is successful in his postgrad exams

and fulfills his dream early

As long as he can fulfill this dream

I'm okay making him 8 meals a day

Listen to these 8 meals

Just based on this

You can't let loose

Come

Of course

Cheers

Drink

Then, investment prospect

You got a good grade

But you also need to know

Modesty helps people make progress

Pride causes people to fall behind

The more mature ears of rice are

The more they know to bend over

The people who can laugh at the end are life's winners

In a bit I'm going to

throw away your Shining Moment little notebook

You dare

I'm going to serve the soup

Y'all eat

Take it slow, don't burn yourself

Try it

How's there an eggplant box too

Shrimp flavored

Shrimp flavored eggplant box

New product

What are you doing

You've scared me

Close the door, brother

What's wrong

So mysterious

I'm looking for a book to read

Looking for a book

Looking for what book

Take it out and let me see

This book is pretty average

I'll find you a better book

No, no

Brother, I think this book is good enough

Listen to me

I've actually seen it

It's really average

I've actually seen it

No, that's not what I mean

What's this

This- Today's exam paper

Didn't you say

Didn't you say you made the top 3?

How come you only have these amount of points?

I was acting

Your acting sure looked real

I didn't notice at all

What's going on

Jingdian

Don't you normally

study really seriously

How come you did so poorly on the exam

No, I

I'm serious

But that doesn't stop other people from being serious too

Also, ever since the 2nd time I took the postgrad exam

I have an extra problem

I'm nervous

I feel like the problems are jumping in front of my eyes

When doing a big problem

The sweat on my hand

Can get the exam papers wet

I even mess up filling in answer sheets

My mind keeps running off

Then what you have a psychological problem

You need to figure out a way to adjust

It's good that this time it's a mock exam

Just think of it as exercise for your mentality

There's only 3 mock exams total

What if I'm still nervous by the last one

Then what will I do when I get to the real exam

How can it be

When you just came to be a doorman

You hadn't seen anything rude and unreasonable

Back then, you would only hide and cry

But now, it's been a long time

And aren't you able to deal with

these kinds of customers

What can't you adjust?

Zhengzheng bro

This isn't the same thing

When I see people, I'm happy

When I see problems, I just tremble uncontrollably

And it happens everytime

When I study/review, I'm pretty confident

But I lose it in critical moments

I feel like it's meant to subdue me

I feel like I'm being crippled while alive when testing

I feel like this lifetime

I can't conquer it

Don't say that

Zhengzheng bro

When Douzi comes, she goes through containers and flips cupboards cleaning

The test paper

I can't hide it with me

Can I put it with you first

Then you're

not planning to tell her?

I can't tell her

You just saw just now

If she knew how badly I scored

How heartbroken would she be

At least I can't tell her now

Jingdian

Jingdian

I'm talking to Zhengzheng bro for a bit

Talking?

Okay

Then I'll go shower first

After I'm done showering, I'm going back

Okay

Got it

Brother

Does here work

Here is definitely not going to work

Douzi would discover it cleaning

Put it in high places

Put it here

Inside here won't work

Douzi has stuff in here

When she comes to get stuff, she'll definitely notice it

That's true

This place isn't bad

Hiding it here should work

This place definitely doesn't work

Why must we

hide the exam paper

Oh right

Right?

This hiding exam papers in childhood

became a habit hasn't it

Let's just rip it apart

If you rip apart the exam paper

You won't need to go to the tutoring class tomorrow?

You won't take the postgrad exam this year?

Can you not keep the exam paper

and use it as review this year

Then tell me what to do

Well, exams need to be taken

First, you should get the

mock exams over with at least

If you still can't do it at that time

then we'll go find Douzi together

And make this matter clear

Okay

I'll listen to you

I'll safekeep this exam paper for you for now

Thank you brother

No need to thank me

Mom

I ran out of time to eat breakfast

You eat it

Also, sorry

The competition requirements are below

Square dance competitions must be by community

or unit sign ups

Every participating team

must have 12-20 people

Participants must have good physical conditions

and have received certain dance training

and the same uniform

Every team's performance time

does not exceed 5 minutes

Those with excellent results in this competition

will have the opportunity to represent Chaoyang District

and participate in next year's Beijing

Square Dance Competition

There's even a competition in the city?

Yeah

Of course

If there's an opportunity

to participate in a competition in the city

If we're not careful

we could represent Chaoyang District

It's not that easy

Think about near us

It's all people who square dance

Whether we can get a rank

is uncertain

To make it to the city

I expect those people to be professionals

We're all retired and wanting to pass the time

What is there professional or not

The document said

The main thing is to display

Healthy and high spirited energetic apperances

Are we not healthy

Or not high spirited

That's true

Wait a moment

Let me say something

Participating in the dance competition

I firmly support

But what we've always been dancing

This Health Maintenance Exercise

Dancing to it takes 40 something minutes

Just stretches take 5 minutes

Are we letting the judges

always watch us stretch

I've already thought about it

Just take

the 16 Health Maintenance Exercises

Cut off the start and ends

Get rid of the warmup and tidying exercises

Start directly from "push the window and look at the moon"

transition to "a hundred birds contending"

Finally

end with Marine Waltz

I'll dance it for you all

and you'll know

Wait a moment

What about the music

Still Run Without Care (Sally Yeh)?

We're going to a competition

Can you pick something better

and fresh for music

Your prelude

Heya Haya

Heya Haya

Immediately reaching *Shanghainese

the last century, the 90's

The judges

You all don't need to compete further

You're directly eliminated

Xiao Zhang

What do you say

Why are you directing efforts towards the kid

The song is a classic

How is it outdated

Using a drumming rhythm (?)

is fashionable?

And you think it'll be the same as being young?

Square dance competition

competes using square dancing

employing such flowery tactics

Isn't that self-deception

Zhang

What do you say

Sister Sun

Right now, anything

discusses whatever iteration

Young people understand this reasoning most

Right

Square dancing needs to iterate too

If you always dance those 3 things

People will get annoyed

And you want to represent Chaoyang District

Do you think that's possible?

Right, for real

Don't get chaotic

How about this

Let's vote

It's fair

Those who agree to dance the Health Maintenance Exercise

Stand here

Those who want to dance the Stomping Exercise

Go over there

Health Maintenance Exercise right

Hurry, come

Do you know how to do this

It's okay, learn

Learn from her

Hurry

You dance this

9 vs 9

Xiao Zhang

Which side do you stand on

Right

Yeah, give a statement

I think

They're all good

I can dance them all

For real, I can dance them all

Good afternoon

Welcome

This usurping ploy

is almost like Game of Thrones

You're still joking around

I'm about to die of worry

In this dance group, I'm

just on the sides(?)

What does it have to do with me

Good afternoon

Right now if I dance the Health Maintenance Exercise

I offend Auntie Liu

If I dance that Stomping Dance

Auntie Sun is unwilling

It's like wherever I am

can get 1st place

What are you worrying about

You've gotten to know goddess

Good afternoon

Good afternoon

You've added her WeChat

You're specializing in main quests

Then you don't need to square dance anymoe

Tomorrow, return the speakers

Just say work is busy lately

Avoid the limelight

That wouldn't be very good would it

Wouldn't it show that I'm too snobbish

Your moral baggage is pretty heavy

At first, weren't you desiring beauty

and danced out of impure intentions

This time around, you're really taking yourself

as biologically related?

Good afternoon

Good afternoon

Hello

I want to ask

Does Chen Jingdian work here

Chen Jingdian

Jingdian

He's here

Are you looking for him for something?

He went to go deliver luggage

And will be back soon

Delivering luggage?

He and us

are all doormen

Y'all wait a moment

What did you say

Chen Jingdian works here as a doorman?

Luck isn't bad

That Japanese guest gave 1000 yen-

Jingdian, you

How have you two come

Didn't I tell you two not to come?