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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:09,551 --> 00:00:12,429 [chuckles] 2 00:00:12,470 --> 00:00:14,014 I�love�men. 3 00:00:14,015 --> 00:00:17,057 I'm�not�just�saying�that�because a�man�sits�at�the�top�of�every 4 00:00:17,058 --> 00:00:18,435 hierarchy. 5 00:00:18,476 --> 00:00:21,479 I'm�saying�that�because I'm�afraid�for�my�life. 6 00:00:21,521 --> 00:00:23,023 ominous�music 7 00:00:23,024 --> 00:00:25,065 Think�of�all�the�contributions that�men�have�brought�to�the 8 00:00:25,066 --> 00:00:26,066 world: 9 00:00:26,067 --> 00:00:29,029 swords,�guns,�and�bombs. [blast] 10 00:00:29,030 --> 00:00:30,904 They're�practically�my favorite�things�after�peace, 11 00:00:30,905 --> 00:00:32,699 love,�and�my�civil�rights. 12 00:00:32,741 --> 00:00:34,117 Women�can�have�it�all: 13 00:00:34,118 --> 00:00:36,744 a�family,�and�another family�against�her�will. 14 00:00:36,745 --> 00:00:39,956 Men�are�making�a�comeback, and�we�all�pay�the�price. 15 00:00:41,166 --> 00:00:43,516 Tonight,�I'll�be talking�to�Michael�Che. 16 00:00:44,496 --> 00:00:46,545 And�Julia�Fox. 17 00:00:46,546 --> 00:00:48,088 -Who�is�your�muse? -Myself. 18 00:00:48,089 --> 00:00:49,340 Yourself? 19 00:00:49,341 --> 00:00:51,925 But�don't�worry,�I won't�be�talking�too�much. 20 00:00:51,926 --> 00:00:54,304 [laughs] 21 00:00:54,345 --> 00:00:56,890 [laughter] 22 00:00:56,931 --> 00:01:01,269 [laughing�nervously] 23 00:01:01,311 --> 00:01:03,271 Ziwe � starts�now. 24 00:01:03,313 --> 00:01:08,359 cool�theme�music 25 00:01:48,566 --> 00:01:50,735 My�next�guest�is an�iconic�mother, 26 00:01:50,777 --> 00:01:52,112 actress,�and�artist. 27 00:01:52,113 --> 00:01:55,072 I�was�Josh�Safdie's�muse when�he�wrote � Uncut�Gems. 28 00:01:55,073 --> 00:01:56,031 [woman]�Right. 29 00:01:56,032 --> 00:01:57,074 [honking] 30 00:01:57,075 --> 00:01:58,826 Howard,�get�out of�the�fucking�car! 31 00:01:58,827 --> 00:01:59,993 Oh,�what�are�you gonna�do,�Howard? 32 00:01:59,994 --> 00:02:01,161 [Ziwe�VO]�To herself,�she's�a�muse. 33 00:02:01,162 --> 00:02:03,163 To�others,�she's�a grocery�store�model. 34 00:02:03,164 --> 00:02:06,501 Her�relationship�with�[bleep] West�shook�us�to�our�core. 35 00:02:06,543 --> 00:02:10,130 A�downtown�It�Girl�redefining women's�fashion�on�the�daily. 36 00:02:10,171 --> 00:02:12,132 Please�welcome�Julia�Fox! 37 00:02:12,173 --> 00:02:13,967 elegant�music 38 00:02:14,008 --> 00:02:15,135 Wow. 39 00:02:15,176 --> 00:02:17,512 -Iconography. -[laughs] 40 00:02:17,513 --> 00:02:19,179 I'm�beyond�excited to�talk�to�you�today. 41 00:02:19,180 --> 00:02:20,807 Me�too. 42 00:02:20,808 --> 00:02:22,349 All�right,�what�do�you think�the�world�needs�more: 43 00:02:22,350 --> 00:02:24,017 your�outfits�or�safe�abortions? 44 00:02:24,018 --> 00:02:26,146 Definitely�safe�abortions. 45 00:02:26,186 --> 00:02:28,606 Um,�abortions�for�everybody. 46 00:02:28,648 --> 00:02:30,775 But�in�the�meantime,�um... 47 00:02:30,817 --> 00:02:32,193 [laughs] 48 00:02:32,235 --> 00:02:35,613 I�will�be�putting�on, um,�a�show�for�everyone. 49 00:02:35,655 --> 00:02:38,485 What�statement�are�you making�with�this�outfit? 50 00:02:38,825 --> 00:02:40,215 -Politically. -Underboob. 51 00:02:40,216 --> 00:02:41,034 -Oh. -Oh,�wow. 52 00:02:41,035 --> 00:02:42,370 Um,�politically... 53 00:02:42,412 --> 00:02:44,998 How�would�you describe�your�perfect�man? 54 00:02:45,039 --> 00:02:46,291 -Funny... -[Ziwe]�Mm. 55 00:02:46,292 --> 00:02:47,499 He�has�to�have�a really�good�sense�of�humor. 56 00:02:47,500 --> 00:02:49,210 -But�he�can't�be�broke. -Wow. 57 00:02:49,211 --> 00:02:50,419 'Cause�that's�not�funny. 58 00:02:50,420 --> 00:02:52,212 Now�describe�how�you would�kill�that�man. 59 00:02:52,213 --> 00:02:55,383 I�would�probably�make it�look�like�an�overdose. 60 00:02:55,384 --> 00:02:57,259 -Wow,�oh�my�gosh,�Julia! -[Julia]�Yeah. 61 00:02:57,260 --> 00:02:58,427 They'll�never�know,�you�know? 62 00:02:58,428 --> 00:02:59,428 ominous�music 63 00:02:59,429 --> 00:03:02,056 I�am�afraid�to�be�in a�room�alone�with�you. 64 00:03:02,057 --> 00:03:05,184 And�are�you pro-women-killing-men? 65 00:03:05,185 --> 00:03:07,355 I�think�that�if the�man�deserves�it, 66 00:03:07,395 --> 00:03:08,563 yeah,�why�not? 67 00:03:08,605 --> 00:03:11,191 Men�kill�women�all the�time�for�no�reason! 68 00:03:11,232 --> 00:03:12,358 Wow. 69 00:03:12,400 --> 00:03:13,484 Wow! 70 00:03:13,485 --> 00:03:15,235 The�way�that�you shrug,�I'm�terrified. 71 00:03:15,236 --> 00:03:16,195 [chuckling]�Yeah. 72 00:03:16,196 --> 00:03:18,197 Should�men�be allowed�to�have�opinions? 73 00:03:18,198 --> 00:03:20,033 No. 74 00:03:20,073 --> 00:03:21,242 No. 75 00:03:21,243 --> 00:03:23,076 They�shouldn't�even�be allowed�to�have�penises. 76 00:03:23,077 --> 00:03:24,412 Really?!�Why�not? 77 00:03:24,454 --> 00:03:25,830 It's�just�unfair. 78 00:03:25,872 --> 00:03:27,290 What's�unfair�about�it? 79 00:03:27,291 --> 00:03:29,291 Okay,�if�I�were�president,�I would�just�give�guns�to�every 80 00:03:29,292 --> 00:03:30,250 -woman... -[Ziwe]�Got�it. 81 00:03:30,251 --> 00:03:32,212 And�not�any guns�to�any�men. 82 00:03:32,253 --> 00:03:33,463 [Ziwe]�Got�it. 83 00:03:33,464 --> 00:03:35,088 Because�I�feel�like�if they�can�have�a�penis, 84 00:03:35,089 --> 00:03:36,924 which�is�a�weapon�of mass�destruction- 85 00:03:36,925 --> 00:03:37,883 -Wow. -[Julia]�It�can�be! 86 00:03:37,884 --> 00:03:39,302 -Wow! -It�can�be. 87 00:03:39,303 --> 00:03:40,719 I�think�that�women�should be�allowed�to�have�the�same. 88 00:03:40,720 --> 00:03:42,095 I�think�it�equals the�playing�field, 89 00:03:42,096 --> 00:03:44,473 I�think�we�wouldn't�get [bleep]ed�with�so�much... 90 00:03:44,474 --> 00:03:45,474 -[Ziwe]�Wow. -Yeah. 91 00:03:45,475 --> 00:03:46,643 triumphant�music 92 00:03:46,684 --> 00:03:50,063 Well,�I�think�when�George Bush�was�looking�for�WMDs�in 93 00:03:50,104 --> 00:03:52,273 Afghanistan,�it�was�for�penis. 94 00:03:52,274 --> 00:03:53,941 -That�tracks. -[laughs]�Yeah. 95 00:03:53,942 --> 00:03:55,943 Who's�the�ugliest man�you've�ever�kissed? 96 00:03:55,944 --> 00:03:58,071 Oh�my�God,�I�can't say�his�name�but... 97 00:03:58,112 --> 00:03:59,239 Say�his�name. 98 00:03:59,280 --> 00:04:00,782 And�he�had�a�small�penis. 99 00:04:00,783 --> 00:04:02,658 -How�small�is�small? -Like�that. 100 00:04:02,659 --> 00:04:04,285 -That's�small? -Hard? 101 00:04:04,327 --> 00:04:06,287 -That's�very�small. -Oh�my�gosh! 102 00:04:06,329 --> 00:04:08,164 And,�um,�[bleep]? 103 00:04:08,665 --> 00:04:11,251 [laughs] 104 00:04:11,292 --> 00:04:13,753 -Bigger�than�that. -Tell�me�when�to�stop. 105 00:04:13,754 --> 00:04:15,503 Small-�okay, smaller�than�that. 106 00:04:15,504 --> 00:04:17,715 Smaller,�smaller, smaller,�smaller. 107 00:04:18,132 --> 00:04:19,634 Little�more. 108 00:04:19,676 --> 00:04:21,511 Little�more,�little�more. 109 00:04:21,886 --> 00:04:25,306 -Like,�yeah,�like�there. -Oh�my�God! 110 00:04:25,307 --> 00:04:28,517 Obviously,�you�famously�were sort�of�associated�with�this 111 00:04:28,518 --> 00:04:31,646 -man. -Yeah,�the�universe�wanted�it. 112 00:04:31,647 --> 00:04:33,146 I�mean,�it�was�a moment�in,�like, 113 00:04:33,147 --> 00:04:34,857 pop�culture�history. 114 00:04:34,899 --> 00:04:35,984 Yeah. 115 00:04:35,985 --> 00:04:36,692 It�hit�the�reset button�on�your�career. 116 00:04:36,693 --> 00:04:38,152 [Julia]�It�did. 117 00:04:38,153 --> 00:04:40,320 So�what�other�utilitarian uses�did�you�get�out�of�this... 118 00:04:40,321 --> 00:04:42,282 person�of�color? 119 00:04:42,323 --> 00:04:44,325 [laughs] 120 00:04:44,326 --> 00:04:45,826 He�got�me�a�lot�of�clothes. 121 00:04:45,827 --> 00:04:46,994 -Wow! -Yeah,�lots�of�clothes. 122 00:04:46,995 --> 00:04:49,289 Wasn't�expecting you�to�answer�that. 123 00:04:49,330 --> 00:04:50,832 [laughs] 124 00:04:50,833 --> 00:04:53,000 You�said�it's�scary�to�own�a $10,000�Birkin�bag�when�you're 125 00:04:53,001 --> 00:04:54,051 not�rich. 126 00:04:54,052 --> 00:04:55,002 If�a�Black�person stole�it�from�you, 127 00:04:55,003 --> 00:04:56,378 would�you�call�the�cops? 128 00:04:56,379 --> 00:04:57,714 Honestly,�probably�not. 129 00:04:57,715 --> 00:04:58,755 -Really? -[Julia]�No. 130 00:04:58,756 --> 00:04:59,923 Where's�your�Birkin? 131 00:04:59,924 --> 00:05:00,974 At�home. 132 00:05:01,009 --> 00:05:03,636 -And�what's�your�address? -[laughs] 133 00:05:03,677 --> 00:05:05,138 No�reason. 134 00:05:05,139 --> 00:05:07,347 I�don't�really�have�emotional attachment�to�the�Birkins. 135 00:05:07,348 --> 00:05:08,348 [Ziwe]�Mm. 136 00:05:08,349 --> 00:05:09,850 But,�like,�if�you came�in�and,�like, 137 00:05:09,851 --> 00:05:12,144 took,�like,�my,�like,�best friend's�ashes�or�something... 138 00:05:12,145 --> 00:05:13,271 Oh�my�God. 139 00:05:13,313 --> 00:05:14,647 It's�gonna�be�a�fight. 140 00:05:14,648 --> 00:05:16,356 Well,�that�would�be�a sick�[bleep]�to�steal�ashes. 141 00:05:16,357 --> 00:05:17,524 Yeah,�but�you�never�know. 142 00:05:17,525 --> 00:05:19,359 Like,�that's,�like, my�prized�possession. 143 00:05:19,360 --> 00:05:21,320 Who�do�you�hang out�with,�Julia?! 144 00:05:21,321 --> 00:05:24,948 I�was�robbed�for,�like,�years�by a�girl�that�I�thought�was,�like, 145 00:05:24,949 --> 00:05:26,533 -my�best�friend. -What�was�she�stealing? 146 00:05:26,534 --> 00:05:28,368 And�she�was selling�my�stuff�on�Etsy. 147 00:05:28,369 --> 00:05:29,829 -[gasps] -Yeah. 148 00:05:29,830 --> 00:05:31,371 She�was�like,�"Oh,�I�just, like,�find�things�in�Brooklyn. 149 00:05:31,372 --> 00:05:32,372 -I�thrift�them." -[Ziwe]�Yeah. 150 00:05:32,373 --> 00:05:34,833 Come�to�find�out�this bitch�was�robbing�me, 151 00:05:34,834 --> 00:05:37,044 and�then�when�I�would look�for�the�stuff, 152 00:05:37,045 --> 00:05:39,339 she�would�help�me�look�for�it! 153 00:05:39,380 --> 00:05:40,506 [chuckling]�Yo... 154 00:05:40,548 --> 00:05:42,967 Do�you�know�what that�does�to�a�person?! 155 00:05:42,968 --> 00:05:45,010 -Like,�no,�it's�on�sight. -I'm�seeing�what�it�does. 156 00:05:45,011 --> 00:05:47,554 But-�but�you�best�believe I�actually�sent�her�a�meme. 157 00:05:47,555 --> 00:05:49,806 I�was�like,�"Yes,�bitch,�I know�you�[bleep]in'�robbed�me." 158 00:05:49,807 --> 00:05:51,558 -Oh�my�God. -"Yeah,�wait�'til�I�see�you." 159 00:05:51,559 --> 00:05:53,853 But�I�haven't seen�her,�so... 160 00:05:53,854 --> 00:05:57,856 Like,�I�realized�that�if-�that people�needed�to�think�that�I 161 00:05:57,857 --> 00:06:00,359 was�crazy,�and�that�was,�like, how�they�weren't�gonna�[bleep] 162 00:06:00,360 --> 00:06:01,652 with�me. 163 00:06:01,653 --> 00:06:03,362 And�then�I�don't�know�when I�actually�became�crazy. 164 00:06:03,363 --> 00:06:07,367 It�was�like�"I'm�gonna�pretend to�be�crazy"�and�then�it�just... 165 00:06:07,368 --> 00:06:08,408 [chuckles] 166 00:06:08,409 --> 00:06:09,827 Yeah. 167 00:06:10,411 --> 00:06:13,873 [chuckles�nervously] 168 00:06:14,248 --> 00:06:17,752 -Filled�with�terror. -[chuckling]�Yeah. 169 00:06:17,794 --> 00:06:20,213 Okay,�well... 170 00:06:20,214 --> 00:06:21,213 Mm. 171 00:06:21,214 --> 00:06:23,006 You�saw � Slave�Play � with�[bleep]. 172 00:06:23,007 --> 00:06:25,425 What�was�your�biggest takeaway�from�this�play? 173 00:06:25,426 --> 00:06:27,386 That�he�brought his�annoying�friend. 174 00:06:27,387 --> 00:06:28,679 [ding] 175 00:06:28,680 --> 00:06:30,222 It�was�like�"Why�do�you have�to�bring�your�friend? 176 00:06:30,223 --> 00:06:33,392 Like,�we�were�[chuckling] supposed�to�go�on�this�date." 177 00:06:33,393 --> 00:06:34,852 [Ziwe]�Wait,�really?! 178 00:06:34,853 --> 00:06:37,479 And�so�that's�what�your takeaway�from � Slave�Play... 179 00:06:37,480 --> 00:06:38,606 [Julia]�[laughs] 180 00:06:38,607 --> 00:06:40,816 The�most�nominated play�in�Tony�history? 181 00:06:40,817 --> 00:06:41,943 No,�no. 182 00:06:41,944 --> 00:06:43,402 I�mean,�I-�when�I worked�in�the�dungeon- 183 00:06:43,403 --> 00:06:44,737 [Ziwe]�Yeah. 184 00:06:44,738 --> 00:06:47,030 I�had�clients�-�Black clients�-�that�wanted�that. 185 00:06:47,031 --> 00:06:48,031 -Oh�my�gosh. -[Julia]�Yeah. 186 00:06:48,032 --> 00:06:50,493 This�is�what�he wants�to�get�off, 187 00:06:50,494 --> 00:06:53,078 and-�and�I'm�gonna�do�what the�f-�the�man�tells�me�to�do 188 00:06:53,079 --> 00:06:56,665 because,�in�this�setting,�it's- it's�about�him�and�his�needs, 189 00:06:56,666 --> 00:06:58,501 not�about�my�moral�compass. 190 00:06:58,502 --> 00:07:00,794 I�think�that's�really�gracious of�you�to�not�be�uncomfortable 191 00:07:00,795 --> 00:07:02,254 being�a�master. 192 00:07:02,255 --> 00:07:04,089 So�let's�pretend�this�little camera�is�your�little�slave 193 00:07:04,090 --> 00:07:05,258 piggy. 194 00:07:05,259 --> 00:07:07,634 How�would�you�talk�to- to�it�as�a�dominatrix? 195 00:07:07,635 --> 00:07:09,469 Oh,�you've�been�a bad�little�slut, 196 00:07:09,470 --> 00:07:11,222 -haven't�you? -Oh�my�gosh. 197 00:07:11,264 --> 00:07:13,391 Yeah,�you�wanna�be�punished? 198 00:07:13,392 --> 00:07:15,434 Yeah,�I�bet�you�do wanna�be�punished, 199 00:07:15,435 --> 00:07:17,061 you�dirty�little�bitch. 200 00:07:17,062 --> 00:07:18,645 But�use�a�Southern accent�for,�like, 201 00:07:18,646 --> 00:07:20,440 historical�accuracy. 202 00:07:20,481 --> 00:07:21,983 [laughs] 203 00:07:22,024 --> 00:07:24,610 Um...do�I�have�to? 204 00:07:24,611 --> 00:07:25,652 -No! -[Julia]�Okay. 205 00:07:25,653 --> 00:07:27,280 [Ziwe�VO]�Next�on � Ziwe... 206 00:07:27,321 --> 00:07:28,990 - � Uncut�Jems... - � Uncut�Gems... 207 00:07:28,991 --> 00:07:30,490 - � Uncut�Jems... - � Uncut�Gems... 208 00:07:30,491 --> 00:07:32,452 - � Uncut�Jems... - � Uncut�Gems... 209 00:07:32,453 --> 00:07:33,660 [barely�enunciating] 210 00:07:33,661 --> 00:07:35,455 jaunty�music 211 00:07:35,496 --> 00:07:37,290 energetic�music 212 00:07:37,291 --> 00:07:39,875 [man�VO]�From�the�people�who brought�you � Love�is�Blind � and 213 00:07:39,876 --> 00:07:41,836 The�Stanford�Prison�Experiment. 214 00:07:41,837 --> 00:07:44,504 Hey,�y'all,�I'm�Willet,�and�I'm so�happy�to�be�here�[chuckling] 215 00:07:44,505 --> 00:07:48,301 in�the�name�of�Christ�to�find�a gorgeous�Christian�girl�to�make 216 00:07:48,302 --> 00:07:49,342 my�wife. 217 00:07:49,343 --> 00:07:51,929 [man�VO]�One�horny�19-year-old. 218 00:07:52,180 --> 00:07:54,724 Six�Christian�sluts. 219 00:07:54,974 --> 00:07:57,852 There's�only�one�catch: 220 00:07:57,894 --> 00:08:00,396 the�women�must�remain�silent. 221 00:08:00,438 --> 00:08:01,814 [Willet]�Quiet�now. 222 00:08:01,815 --> 00:08:02,855 [chuckling]�Yeah! 223 00:08:02,856 --> 00:08:04,609 Worship�me. 224 00:08:04,649 --> 00:08:06,067 uplifting�gospel�music 225 00:08:06,110 --> 00:08:08,653 I�swear,�these�girls�are�so�shy. 226 00:08:09,906 --> 00:08:11,865 My�ex�was�crazy! 227 00:08:11,866 --> 00:08:13,532 She�always�wanted me�to�talk�to�her. 228 00:08:13,533 --> 00:08:15,495 They're�virgins,�right? 229 00:08:15,536 --> 00:08:17,455 You're�teeny�tiny,�girl�#3. 230 00:08:17,497 --> 00:08:20,500 And�I�want�you�to�be�my teeny-tiny�Christian�wife. 231 00:08:20,541 --> 00:08:21,591 Nod. 232 00:08:23,169 --> 00:08:26,297 [man�VO] � Teeny Tiny�Christian�Wife. 233 00:08:26,339 --> 00:08:27,548 Oh,�God... 234 00:08:27,590 --> 00:08:30,092 [man�VO]�Coming this�spring�to�Netflix. 235 00:08:30,134 --> 00:08:32,094 jaunty�music 236 00:08:32,136 --> 00:08:33,304 Men: 237 00:08:33,346 --> 00:08:35,515 can't�live�with�'em. 238 00:08:35,556 --> 00:08:37,683 jaunty�music 239 00:08:37,725 --> 00:08:39,519 exciting�strings 240 00:08:39,520 --> 00:08:41,144 -Are�you�dating�right�now? -No! 241 00:08:41,145 --> 00:08:42,521 Why�would�I�wanna�waste�my�time? 242 00:08:42,522 --> 00:08:44,524 -Really? -Yeah. 243 00:08:44,525 --> 00:08:45,732 Have�you�ever tried�dating�women? 244 00:08:45,733 --> 00:08:48,527 I,�like,�have�been�thinking about�it�a�lot�recently. 245 00:08:48,528 --> 00:08:49,695 Pivot! 246 00:08:49,696 --> 00:08:52,155 Because�I�do�think, like,�maybe�I�have�some, 247 00:08:52,156 --> 00:08:55,158 you�know,�I-�I�have�a�gay�bone and�I�need�to�explore�that�a 248 00:08:55,159 --> 00:08:56,577 little�bit�more. 249 00:08:56,578 --> 00:08:58,578 Like,�maybe�my�ex-boyfriends weren't�wrong�when�they�were 250 00:08:58,579 --> 00:09:01,164 calling�me�a�lesbian�and complaining�that�I�never�wanted 251 00:09:01,165 --> 00:09:02,458 to�have�sex�with�them. 252 00:09:02,500 --> 00:09:03,876 We're�unpacking... 253 00:09:03,918 --> 00:09:07,380 I�can�find�love in-�in�all�places, 254 00:09:07,381 --> 00:09:08,338 and�all�races! 255 00:09:08,339 --> 00:09:09,589 -Except�f-�oh,�really?! -[Julia]�Yeah! 256 00:09:09,590 --> 00:09:11,591 Tell�me�about�your favorite�races�to�date. 257 00:09:11,592 --> 00:09:14,470 -Not�white,�first�of�all. -Really?! 258 00:09:14,512 --> 00:09:17,306 I�don't�know,�honestly. 259 00:09:17,348 --> 00:09:19,578 They�all,�like,�are equally�horrible, 260 00:09:19,600 --> 00:09:21,477 to�be�honest�-�all�men. 261 00:09:21,519 --> 00:09:23,479 Like,�I�can't... 262 00:09:23,521 --> 00:09:25,898 -It's�just�a�man�thing. -[Ziwe]�Hm. 263 00:09:25,899 --> 00:09:27,607 Um,�how�many�Black friends�do�you�have? 264 00:09:27,608 --> 00:09:28,734 Um... 265 00:09:28,735 --> 00:09:30,360 Like�a�pretty�good amount,�I�would�say. 266 00:09:30,361 --> 00:09:31,904 What's�a�good�amount? 267 00:09:31,905 --> 00:09:33,780 I�mean,�I�can't, like,�count�them�all. 268 00:09:33,781 --> 00:09:35,741 -Why�not? -Like,�that's�weird. 269 00:09:35,742 --> 00:09:36,992 But,�like,�a�good�amount. 270 00:09:36,993 --> 00:09:40,580 I�would�say�that�I have,�like,�a�pretty,�like, 271 00:09:40,621 --> 00:09:43,583 colorful�and-�and mixed�group�of�friends. 272 00:09:43,584 --> 00:09:45,625 Like,�I'm�not�even�actually really�friends�with,�like, 273 00:09:45,626 --> 00:09:47,753 any�white person�who,�like, 274 00:09:47,795 --> 00:09:50,590 is�actually,�like, you�know,�from,�like, 275 00:09:50,631 --> 00:09:51,966 that�area. 276 00:09:51,967 --> 00:09:53,466 -If�they're�white,�they're- -[chuckling]�What�area? 277 00:09:53,467 --> 00:09:54,467 -They're,�like,�Jewish�or- -Got�it,�got�it,�got�it. 278 00:09:54,468 --> 00:09:55,885 [Julia]�You�know�what�I�mean? 279 00:09:55,886 --> 00:09:56,636 Like,�they're�not,�like- like,�I�don't�have�any,�like, 280 00:09:56,637 --> 00:09:59,014 natural�blonde�friends�or,�like, natural�blue-eyed�friends. 281 00:09:59,015 --> 00:10:00,849 You�don't�have�any natural�blonde�friends?! 282 00:10:00,850 --> 00:10:02,809 Would�you�like�to�apologize�to the�blonde�community�for�this? 283 00:10:02,810 --> 00:10:04,311 I'm�sorry,�blonde�community! 284 00:10:04,312 --> 00:10:05,312 Like... 285 00:10:05,313 --> 00:10:07,647 I've�actually�never even�been�to�England. 286 00:10:07,648 --> 00:10:08,816 -[laughs] -I�know. 287 00:10:08,817 --> 00:10:10,817 I'm,�like,�kind�of ashamed�of�that�fact, 288 00:10:10,818 --> 00:10:13,486 but,�like,�any�time�it came�up,�I�was�just�like, 289 00:10:13,487 --> 00:10:15,238 "A�bunch�of�white people�and�bad�weather, 290 00:10:15,239 --> 00:10:17,199 like,�the�food�sucks,�I�heard." 291 00:10:17,241 --> 00:10:19,651 It�just�didn't�ever, like-�I�don't�know, 292 00:10:19,660 --> 00:10:22,288 it's�just�not�my�vibe. 293 00:10:22,330 --> 00:10:23,789 Mm. 294 00:10:23,790 --> 00:10:26,082 [English�accent]�Oh,�I�really fancy�him!�[mocking�laugh] 295 00:10:26,083 --> 00:10:26,875 [regular�voice]�I�don't�know. 296 00:10:26,876 --> 00:10:29,962 [laughs] 297 00:10:30,504 --> 00:10:32,048 Wow. 298 00:10:32,049 --> 00:10:33,757 As�an�Italian-American,�would you�consider�yourself�a�person 299 00:10:33,758 --> 00:10:34,716 of�color? 300 00:10:34,717 --> 00:10:37,470 No,�definitely�not. 301 00:10:37,471 --> 00:10:38,261 -Although... -Although? 302 00:10:38,262 --> 00:10:42,308 There�have�been�white-er�people in�my�life�that�said�things�to 303 00:10:42,309 --> 00:10:43,767 -me. -What�do�they�say�to�you,�Julia? 304 00:10:43,768 --> 00:10:44,893 Like,�"You're not�really�white." 305 00:10:44,894 --> 00:10:45,935 Who's�saying�this�to�you? 306 00:10:45,936 --> 00:10:48,689 I�swear�on�everything�I�love... 307 00:10:48,731 --> 00:10:51,317 that�I�know�a woman�who�is�that... 308 00:10:51,359 --> 00:10:52,693 like,�white... 309 00:10:52,735 --> 00:10:54,654 that�said�that�to�me. 310 00:10:54,655 --> 00:10:56,363 And�I�used�to have�a�lot�of�hair, 311 00:10:56,364 --> 00:10:58,365 like,�before�I got�it�all�lasered, 312 00:10:58,366 --> 00:11:00,033 and,�um,�you�know, she�would�say,�like, 313 00:11:00,034 --> 00:11:01,911 "It's�because�you're�Italian," 314 00:11:01,952 --> 00:11:03,329 you�know? 315 00:11:03,330 --> 00:11:05,372 So�I�guess�Italians�are like�the�Black�people�of�white 316 00:11:05,373 --> 00:11:06,749 people. 317 00:11:06,750 --> 00:11:08,124 Like,�the�same�way�that there's�degrees�to�Blackness, 318 00:11:08,125 --> 00:11:09,876 there's�degrees to�whiteness,�too. 319 00:11:09,877 --> 00:11:13,546 I�actually�wanna�apologize�to the�Italian�community�for�making 320 00:11:13,547 --> 00:11:14,714 light�of�any�persecution. 321 00:11:14,715 --> 00:11:16,509 -[laughs] -Honestly! 322 00:11:16,550 --> 00:11:17,677 Columbus... 323 00:11:17,718 --> 00:11:18,844 Black�man. 324 00:11:18,845 --> 00:11:20,011 You're�friends�with�Anna�Delvey. 325 00:11:20,012 --> 00:11:21,721 Where�do�you�stand on�prison�reform? 326 00:11:21,722 --> 00:11:22,889 Free�Anna�Delvey,�though. 327 00:11:22,890 --> 00:11:25,518 But�didn't�she�do�the�things? 328 00:11:25,559 --> 00:11:27,186 Do�what? 329 00:11:27,187 --> 00:11:29,729 Where�do�you�stand�on�scammers? 330 00:11:29,730 --> 00:11:30,730 Are�you�pro-scammers�or�against? 331 00:11:30,731 --> 00:11:32,357 -Absolutely. -[Ziwe]�You're�pro-scammers? 332 00:11:32,358 --> 00:11:33,400 Yeah. 333 00:11:33,401 --> 00:11:34,150 Are�you�an equal-opportunity�scammer, 334 00:11:34,151 --> 00:11:36,361 or�do�you�think�some�races deserve�to�be�scammed�more�than 335 00:11:36,362 --> 00:11:37,822 others? 336 00:11:37,823 --> 00:11:39,572 Absolutely,�I�think�white people�deserve�to�be�scammed�the 337 00:11:39,573 --> 00:11:40,407 -most. -Wow! 338 00:11:40,408 --> 00:11:41,867 [Julia]�Yeah. 339 00:11:41,868 --> 00:11:43,368 So�could�you�tell�all�the marginalized�people�you�can�see 340 00:11:43,369 --> 00:11:44,537 to�scam? 341 00:11:44,578 --> 00:11:47,373 Okay,�so�all marginalized�people,�um... 342 00:11:47,415 --> 00:11:49,542 feel�free�to�scam any�white�person. 343 00:11:49,583 --> 00:11:51,544 -Wow. -[Julia]�Yeah. 344 00:11:51,585 --> 00:11:54,547 Except�me.�[laughs] 345 00:11:54,548 --> 00:11:57,006 Speaking�of�privilege,�you got�arrested�for�shoplifting�in 346 00:11:57,007 --> 00:11:59,259 Bloomingdale's,�and�then you�came�full�circle�to�do�a 347 00:11:59,260 --> 00:12:00,386 campaign�for�them. 348 00:12:00,387 --> 00:12:02,762 Welcome�back�to�Beauty Hour�on�Bloomie's�TV. 349 00:12:02,763 --> 00:12:04,180 What�is�white�privilege�like? 350 00:12:04,181 --> 00:12:05,140 I�have�a�story. 351 00:12:05,141 --> 00:12:07,142 So�one�time,�I'm in�bookings,�right? 352 00:12:07,143 --> 00:12:08,560 -And- -One�time�you're�in�bookings? 353 00:12:08,561 --> 00:12:09,769 One�of�the�many times�I�was�in�bookings. 354 00:12:09,770 --> 00:12:11,188 Whoa. 355 00:12:11,189 --> 00:12:13,565 And�they�put�me�in�a�cell with�a�15-year-old�Black�girl. 356 00:12:13,566 --> 00:12:14,566 [Ziwe]�Mm-hm. 357 00:12:14,567 --> 00:12:16,401 And�she's�telling�me her�crime,�and�I'm�like, 358 00:12:16,402 --> 00:12:17,570 "Oh,�don't�worry. 359 00:12:17,571 --> 00:12:19,154 Like,�I�did�this, you'll�be�fine. 360 00:12:19,155 --> 00:12:20,196 They're�gonna�do this,�this,�this." 361 00:12:20,197 --> 00:12:22,365 And�I'm,�like,�16 at�the�time,�okay? 362 00:12:22,366 --> 00:12:24,367 So�that�was�the�thing; it�was�her�first�offense. 363 00:12:24,368 --> 00:12:25,577 I�was�like,�"Oh,�you'll�be�fine. 364 00:12:25,578 --> 00:12:27,245 Like,�oh,�with�your first�one,�they�always�just, 365 00:12:27,246 --> 00:12:29,205 like,�they�say,�you know,�'It-�it's�okay.' 366 00:12:29,206 --> 00:12:30,206 Like..." 367 00:12:30,207 --> 00:12:31,791 And�she�comes back�in�hysterical, 368 00:12:31,792 --> 00:12:33,835 and�they�were�gonna send�her�to�Rikers�Island. 369 00:12:33,836 --> 00:12:35,171 Oh�my�gosh! 370 00:12:35,172 --> 00:12:37,672 And�in�that�[bleep]ing moment,�I�really�learned�a�lot, 371 00:12:37,673 --> 00:12:41,594 because�it�was�really [bleep]ing�eye-opening. 372 00:12:42,011 --> 00:12:43,179 Yeah. 373 00:12:43,180 --> 00:12:43,970 Sad. 374 00:12:43,971 --> 00:12:45,598 Like,�really,�really�sad. 375 00:12:45,599 --> 00:12:47,807 I�know�this�is�supposed to�be,�like,�a�fun�show. 376 00:12:47,808 --> 00:12:49,185 [Ziwe�VO]�Next�on � Ziwe... 377 00:12:49,186 --> 00:12:51,436 What�other�Malcolm�X speeches�speak�to�you? 378 00:12:51,437 --> 00:12:52,812 I've�obviously watched�the�speeches- 379 00:12:52,813 --> 00:12:54,398 Oh,�yeah? 380 00:12:54,399 --> 00:12:56,232 But�I�just�can't,�like, pinpoint�when�and�where. 381 00:12:56,233 --> 00:12:57,859 You've�obviously watched�the�speeches? 382 00:12:57,860 --> 00:13:00,987 And,�to�be�clear,�you�could not�name�a�single�other�quote? 383 00:13:00,988 --> 00:13:02,448 No... 384 00:13:02,449 --> 00:13:03,615 Would�you�like�to�apologize to�the�Malcolm�X�community? 385 00:13:03,616 --> 00:13:06,118 I'm�so�sorry, Malcolm�X�community. 386 00:13:06,160 --> 00:13:08,412 jaunty�music 387 00:13:08,454 --> 00:13:10,623 exciting�strings 388 00:13:10,664 --> 00:13:13,793 I�cannot�tell�if�you hate�men�or�love�men. 389 00:13:13,834 --> 00:13:15,461 I,�like,�do�love�men. 390 00:13:15,462 --> 00:13:16,836 What�do�you�love�about�men? 391 00:13:16,837 --> 00:13:18,838 I-�and�that's�the�thing:�like, I�don't�wanna�seem�like�I'm�just 392 00:13:18,839 --> 00:13:20,215 a�man-hater,�'cause�I'm�not. 393 00:13:20,216 --> 00:13:23,009 I�hate�the�Patriarchy�and�I think�that�men�are�equal�victims 394 00:13:23,010 --> 00:13:24,637 to�it�just�as�much�as�women. 395 00:13:24,638 --> 00:13:27,222 But,�like,�when�you�see�everyone getting�[bleep]ed�over�and�then 396 00:13:27,223 --> 00:13:30,475 you�see�all�the�men�that- they're�not�really�that�angry. 397 00:13:30,476 --> 00:13:32,227 And�it's�like,�well, why�aren't�you�upset? 398 00:13:32,228 --> 00:13:34,312 And�now�that�you're�not�upset, it�makes�me�feel�like�you're�not 399 00:13:34,313 --> 00:13:36,440 -really�on�my�team! -[Ziwe]�Mm. 400 00:13:36,441 --> 00:13:39,025 And�then,�it's�really�like you�only�want�me�if�I'm�on�your 401 00:13:39,026 --> 00:13:40,110 team. 402 00:13:40,111 --> 00:13:41,861 That's�how�men�are programmed�to�think. 403 00:13:41,862 --> 00:13:42,862 They�don't�give�a�[bleep]. 404 00:13:42,863 --> 00:13:44,281 Like... 405 00:13:45,699 --> 00:13:47,201 They�don't�give�a�[bleep]. 406 00:13:47,202 --> 00:13:50,078 Where�do�you�see�women's�rights 20�years�from�now�in�America? 407 00:13:50,079 --> 00:13:51,913 Honestly,�the�way things�are�going, 408 00:13:51,914 --> 00:13:53,499 obviously�not�very�good. 409 00:13:53,541 --> 00:13:54,834 -Mm. -[Julia]�Um... 410 00:13:54,835 --> 00:13:57,919 But�that's�why�we�have�to�stick together�and-�and�reclaim�our 411 00:13:57,920 --> 00:14:00,631 power�and�stop letting�men�use�us, 412 00:14:00,673 --> 00:14:02,424 control�us,�coerce�us. 413 00:14:02,466 --> 00:14:04,802 Um,�even�if�they're friendly�or�nice, 414 00:14:04,803 --> 00:14:07,470 it�doesn't�[bleep]ing�matter; they�have�a�hidden�agenda�and 415 00:14:07,471 --> 00:14:10,056 you�need�to�be�working�on yourself,�getting�your�money. 416 00:14:10,057 --> 00:14:14,228 Suck�a�dick�if�you�have�to, do�whatever�to�be�independent. 417 00:14:14,229 --> 00:14:15,103 Do�it. 418 00:14:15,104 --> 00:14:16,856 But�don't�ever�catch�feelings. 419 00:14:16,857 --> 00:14:19,315 That'll�derail�the�whole�thing, and�then�you'll�have�to�start 420 00:14:19,316 --> 00:14:20,651 from�scratch,�so... 421 00:14:20,693 --> 00:14:22,736 it's�better�to just�not�even�date. 422 00:14:22,737 --> 00:14:23,903 Wow. 423 00:14:23,904 --> 00:14:25,823 jaunty�music 424 00:14:25,865 --> 00:14:27,241 My�favorite�show? 425 00:14:27,283 --> 00:14:30,536 Babe,�what's�my�favorite�show? 426 00:14:30,911 --> 00:14:32,329 Vin�Diesel. 427 00:14:32,371 --> 00:14:34,081 jaunty�music 428 00:14:34,123 --> 00:14:35,916 [background�chatter] 429 00:14:35,958 --> 00:14:40,713 "Men"�by�Ziwe 430 00:16:51,050 --> 00:16:53,011 jaunty�music 431 00:16:53,012 --> 00:16:54,053 Men's�rights? 432 00:16:54,054 --> 00:16:55,264 Hell�yeah,�they�are. 433 00:16:55,305 --> 00:16:57,098 jaunty�music 434 00:16:57,099 --> 00:16:58,474 I�didn't�know periods�weren't�fun. 435 00:16:58,475 --> 00:17:01,227 [Ziwe�VO]�A�standup�comedian and�co-host�of�SNL's�Weekend 436 00:17:01,228 --> 00:17:04,982 Update�known�for�his�outspoken approach�to�hot-button�issues... 437 00:17:04,983 --> 00:17:06,024 That's�just�not�right. 438 00:17:06,025 --> 00:17:07,609 I�mean,�female�doctors?! 439 00:17:07,651 --> 00:17:08,986 [laughter] 440 00:17:08,987 --> 00:17:11,195 [Ziwe�VO]�From�beloved Olympians�to�critics, 441 00:17:11,196 --> 00:17:13,656 no�one�is�off-limits according�to�comedian, 442 00:17:13,657 --> 00:17:16,368 writer,�and creator�Mr.�Michael�Che. 443 00:17:16,410 --> 00:17:19,997 Please�welcome�-�you guessed�it�-�Michael�Che! 444 00:17:20,039 --> 00:17:23,834 elegant�music 445 00:17:23,876 --> 00:17:25,878 -Hi. - � Bienvenidos. 446 00:17:25,879 --> 00:17:27,628 Now,�as�a�straight�man, 447 00:17:27,629 --> 00:17:28,713 which�do�you�give less�of�a�[bleep]�about, 448 00:17:28,714 --> 00:17:30,256 women's�rights�or�gay�rights? 449 00:17:30,257 --> 00:17:31,675 Mm,�less? 450 00:17:31,717 --> 00:17:32,885 Less. 451 00:17:32,926 --> 00:17:34,053 Equal. 452 00:17:34,054 --> 00:17:35,303 You�equally�do�not�care? 453 00:17:35,304 --> 00:17:37,096 That's�a�[bleep]ed�up�question. 454 00:17:37,097 --> 00:17:39,058 That's�a�[bleep]ed�up�answer. 455 00:17:39,099 --> 00:17:40,851 -You... -[Michael]�Uh-huh? 456 00:17:40,852 --> 00:17:42,310 Made�light�of street�harassment, 457 00:17:42,311 --> 00:17:44,687 saying�if�you�said�"Hi" to�a�woman�on�the�street, 458 00:17:44,688 --> 00:17:46,231 you�apologize. 459 00:17:46,232 --> 00:17:48,483 What�other�issues�do�you�think women�are�probably�exaggerating? 460 00:17:48,484 --> 00:17:50,444 That's�what�I�do;�I'm�a... 461 00:17:50,486 --> 00:17:52,112 I'm�a... 462 00:17:52,154 --> 00:17:53,238 lightener. 463 00:17:53,239 --> 00:17:55,114 Would�you�like�to lighten�Roe�v�Wade? 464 00:17:55,115 --> 00:17:56,867 I�mean,�I�could. 465 00:17:56,909 --> 00:17:58,327 Please! 466 00:17:59,328 --> 00:18:00,788 [laughs]�What? 467 00:18:00,829 --> 00:18:03,040 No,�I�want�you�to�do�it! 468 00:18:03,207 --> 00:18:07,086 It's�my�choice�to terminate�this�segment. 469 00:18:07,127 --> 00:18:08,420 [crew�laughter] 470 00:18:08,462 --> 00:18:12,424 [chuckling]�You�can't�force me�to�carry�that�joke�to�term. 471 00:18:12,466 --> 00:18:14,885 -[crew�laughter] -[Michael]�[laughs] 472 00:18:14,927 --> 00:18:18,097 I�see�a�lot�of "pick�mes"�laughing! 473 00:18:18,138 --> 00:18:19,598 "Pick�mes?!" 474 00:18:19,599 --> 00:18:20,765 Do�you�have�any�marginalized communities�you'd�like�to 475 00:18:20,766 --> 00:18:22,101 apologize�to? 476 00:18:22,142 --> 00:18:23,644 -"Marginalized?" -Yeah! 477 00:18:23,645 --> 00:18:25,103 Wh-�wh-�what�does�that�mean? 478 00:18:25,104 --> 00:18:27,688 What's�your�interpretation of�"marginalized?" 479 00:18:27,689 --> 00:18:29,900 -Like,�uh... -[ding] 480 00:18:29,942 --> 00:18:31,652 "[bleep]ed�up?" 481 00:18:31,693 --> 00:18:33,313 "[bleep]ed�up�communities?" 482 00:18:33,314 --> 00:18:34,946 [chuckling] What�is�"marginalized?" 483 00:18:34,947 --> 00:18:37,323 "Marginalized"�means,�like, uh,�like�people�who�are�at�the 484 00:18:37,324 --> 00:18:39,493 margin�of�the�power�structures. 485 00:18:39,494 --> 00:18:42,161 It�could�be,�like,�comedians�who are�written�about�in�the�press, 486 00:18:42,162 --> 00:18:43,956 but�it�depends. 487 00:18:44,832 --> 00:18:48,127 Shout�out�to�all you�niggas�that's... 488 00:18:48,168 --> 00:18:49,962 gettin'�hard-hit�in�the�press. 489 00:18:49,963 --> 00:18:52,004 Do�you�usually patronize�women�like�this, 490 00:18:52,005 --> 00:18:53,757 or�am�I�special? 491 00:18:53,758 --> 00:18:56,008 I�don't�know�shit about�patronizing�nobody. 492 00:18:56,009 --> 00:18:57,511 I�don't�even�know�what... 493 00:18:57,512 --> 00:18:59,011 What�do�you�mean�"patronizing?" 494 00:18:59,012 --> 00:19:01,514 Are�you�the�head�writer of � Saturday�Night�Live � ?! 495 00:19:01,515 --> 00:19:03,475 Yeah,�I�don't...read! 496 00:19:03,517 --> 00:19:05,477 Is�that�a�man�thing�or...? 497 00:19:05,478 --> 00:19:06,978 What�was�the�question? You�said... 498 00:19:06,979 --> 00:19:08,521 Did�you�get�hit�by a�car�before�this? 499 00:19:08,522 --> 00:19:10,148 [chuckles]�I�don't�know, I'm�nervous. 500 00:19:10,149 --> 00:19:12,150 I�feel�like�I'm being�interrogated. 501 00:19:12,151 --> 00:19:13,109 It's�an�interview. 502 00:19:13,110 --> 00:19:14,695 They�don't�go�well. 503 00:19:14,696 --> 00:19:16,737 Interviews,�or interviews�with�you? 504 00:19:16,738 --> 00:19:18,282 Both. 505 00:19:18,283 --> 00:19:19,532 On�the�scale�of�my�interviews, would�you�like�to�be�more�like 506 00:19:19,533 --> 00:19:22,494 Chet�Hanks,�Andrew Yang,�or�Fran�Lebowitz? 507 00:19:22,536 --> 00:19:23,704 I'm�goin'�Fran. 508 00:19:23,705 --> 00:19:25,204 What�do�you�like�about�her? 509 00:19:25,205 --> 00:19:27,206 I�like�the�movies,�the- what's-�what's�the�big�hit- 510 00:19:27,207 --> 00:19:28,207 the�hit�movie�she's�in? 511 00:19:28,208 --> 00:19:29,375 You�like�her,�you�tell�me! 512 00:19:29,376 --> 00:19:31,211 It's�the�romantic�comedy�thing. 513 00:19:31,212 --> 00:19:32,795 And�you're�a�fan�of�this�woman? 514 00:19:32,796 --> 00:19:35,686 She's�in�a-�no,�she's in,�like,�an�action�movie? 515 00:19:35,687 --> 00:19:37,049 Who's�Fran�Lebowitz? 516 00:19:37,050 --> 00:19:38,467 -Who's�Fran�Lebowitz? -Yeah. 517 00:19:38,468 --> 00:19:42,347 She�is�a�tiny�woman�who�is famous�for�her�commentary 518 00:19:42,389 --> 00:19:43,557 on�New�York�City. 519 00:19:43,558 --> 00:19:45,183 Where�would�I�have�seen�her? 520 00:19:45,184 --> 00:19:47,352 Fran�Lebowitz�and Martin�Scorsese! 521 00:19:47,394 --> 00:19:49,771 -[applause] -Yes,�yes,�yes! 522 00:19:49,813 --> 00:19:51,064 [dramatic�thud] 523 00:19:51,065 --> 00:19:52,815 How�am�I�supposed�to�know who�that�is?!�[chuckles] 524 00:19:52,816 --> 00:19:55,027 -Like,�I�don't�know... -Okay. 525 00:20:05,245 --> 00:20:09,625 It's�this�part;�it's�the�quiet part�that-�that�worries�me. 526 00:20:09,626 --> 00:20:11,292 When�I'm�talking,�I�feel�fine. 527 00:20:11,293 --> 00:20:12,877 When�you're talking,�I�feel�fine. 528 00:20:12,878 --> 00:20:15,296 But�it's�after�I�say�something, and�then�it�gets�really,�really 529 00:20:15,297 --> 00:20:16,255 -still... -Yeah. 530 00:20:16,256 --> 00:20:17,465 That's�what�worries�me. 531 00:20:17,466 --> 00:20:20,219 Is�that�because�you're not�used�to�listening? 532 00:20:20,220 --> 00:20:21,677 This�is�why�I don't�go�to�therapy, 533 00:20:21,678 --> 00:20:24,306 because�I�could�just talk�to�a-�anybody, 534 00:20:24,348 --> 00:20:27,418 and�they'll�tell�me�what's wrong�with�me.�[chuckles] 535 00:20:27,643 --> 00:20:30,229 Like,�you�figured that�out�just... 536 00:20:30,270 --> 00:20:33,857 asking�me�four�questions about�Chet�Hanks�and... 537 00:20:33,899 --> 00:20:36,068 Franny...Lab-�Lebo-�Lebstone. 538 00:20:36,069 --> 00:20:37,693 [laughs]�I�don't remember�her�name. 539 00:20:37,694 --> 00:20:38,694 You�know�who�I'm�talking�about. 540 00:20:38,695 --> 00:20:41,281 Yeah,�I�know�who you're�talking�about. 541 00:20:41,282 --> 00:20:43,324 Black�women�-�how�often are�they�your�therapists? 542 00:20:43,325 --> 00:20:45,285 Fran�Lebowitz�is�Black?! 543 00:20:45,286 --> 00:20:47,328 [Ziwe�VO]�Next�on� �� �Ziwe... 544 00:20:47,329 --> 00:20:49,121 I�think�they're�both�important. 545 00:20:49,122 --> 00:20:51,917 And�why�were�you cupping�it�like�that? 546 00:20:51,959 --> 00:20:54,336 jaunty�music 547 00:20:54,378 --> 00:20:56,129 exciting�strings 548 00:20:56,171 --> 00:20:58,757 Name�five�NBA�players. 549 00:20:59,549 --> 00:21:02,094 [sighs]�Uh... 550 00:21:02,135 --> 00:21:03,262 LeBron... 551 00:21:03,303 --> 00:21:05,097 Steph�Curry... 552 00:21:05,138 --> 00:21:07,266 um... 553 00:21:07,307 --> 00:21:10,269 uh,�Giannis�Antetokounmpo... 554 00:21:10,310 --> 00:21:11,687 uh... 555 00:21:11,728 --> 00:21:14,273 Klay�Thom- Klay�Thompson... 556 00:21:14,314 --> 00:21:17,109 and...um... 557 00:21:17,110 --> 00:21:17,733 Jayson�Tatum. 558 00:21:17,734 --> 00:21:18,693 Boom,�five. 559 00:21:18,694 --> 00:21:21,280 Now�name�five�WNBA�players. 560 00:21:21,281 --> 00:21:23,531 Oh,�I�don't�watch�the�WNBA. [chuckles] 561 00:21:23,532 --> 00:21:25,659 I�would�love�to watch�it,�but�WNBA, 562 00:21:25,660 --> 00:21:28,160 if�you're�watching�this, if�you're�watching�me, 563 00:21:28,161 --> 00:21:28,911 first�of�all,�thank�you. 564 00:21:28,912 --> 00:21:32,331 Second,�if�you�got�tickets, I�would�love�to�go�to�a�game, 565 00:21:32,332 --> 00:21:36,295 so�I�can�learn�more�about your�sport�and�culture. 566 00:21:36,336 --> 00:21:38,130 The�sport�is�basketball. 567 00:21:38,171 --> 00:21:42,134 [laughing]�Well,�I�mean, it's...it's�a�different... 568 00:21:42,135 --> 00:21:44,552 Yeah,�I�know�about basketball,�but�I�don't... 569 00:21:44,553 --> 00:21:46,012 Oh,�I�don't�like�this. [chuckles] 570 00:21:46,013 --> 00:21:47,346 When�women dribble,�it's�different? 571 00:21:47,347 --> 00:21:49,975 It's-�it's-�it's- yeah,�it's�different, 572 00:21:49,976 --> 00:21:51,225 of�course�it's�different! 573 00:21:51,226 --> 00:21:52,560 I�think�women�and�men are�different,�right? 574 00:21:52,561 --> 00:21:54,395 Can�you�describe their�differences? 575 00:21:54,396 --> 00:21:56,523 Well,�their�ball is�smaller,�right? 576 00:21:56,565 --> 00:21:58,150 exciting�music 577 00:21:58,151 --> 00:22:00,151 And�there's�no dunks;�I�know�that�much. 578 00:22:00,152 --> 00:22:02,142 [male�announcer] Brittney�Griner! 579 00:22:02,143 --> 00:22:06,532 [bleep]in'�breaking�news: Nobody�watches�the�WNBA! 580 00:22:06,533 --> 00:22:07,951 upbeat�pop�music 581 00:22:07,952 --> 00:22:09,785 [Ziwe�VO]�After talking�to�Michael�Che, 582 00:22:09,786 --> 00:22:12,538 I�decided�to�support�the WNBA�during�their�playoffs�with 583 00:22:12,539 --> 00:22:13,915 court-side�seats. 584 00:22:13,957 --> 00:22:15,584 WNBA�flex! 585 00:22:15,585 --> 00:22:17,376 I�had�never�been to�a�game�before, 586 00:22:17,377 --> 00:22:20,505 and�I�wanted�to�break the�cycle�of�misogyny. 587 00:22:20,547 --> 00:22:22,758 You�know,�women supporting�women! 588 00:22:22,759 --> 00:22:25,468 You�can�imagine�my�excitement when � Ziwe � started�playing 589 00:22:25,469 --> 00:22:26,595 on�the�jumbotron, 590 00:22:26,636 --> 00:22:29,973 and�they�cut�to�a�Black person�that�is�not�me. 591 00:22:29,974 --> 00:22:33,017 However,�because�everyone�was frantically�pointing�at�me, 592 00:22:33,018 --> 00:22:35,061 they�were�finally able�to�find�me! 593 00:22:35,062 --> 00:22:38,357 I�love�the�WNBA, and�I�love�feminism. 594 00:22:38,398 --> 00:22:40,859 Also,�free�Brittney�Griner. 595 00:22:40,860 --> 00:22:45,237 Would�you�like�to�apologize�to any�marginalized�communities 596 00:22:45,238 --> 00:22:46,365 yet? 597 00:22:46,406 --> 00:22:48,533 If�anybody's marginalized,�it's�me! 598 00:22:48,534 --> 00:22:50,576 How�many�Black�female friends�do�you�have? 599 00:22:50,577 --> 00:22:51,577 Can�you�name�them? 600 00:22:51,578 --> 00:22:54,206 I�can't�name�all�my Black�women�friends; 601 00:22:54,247 --> 00:22:56,833 I�feel�like�that's marginalizing�them. 602 00:22:56,875 --> 00:23:00,379 To�me,�they're�just�human friends�that�happen�to�have 603 00:23:00,420 --> 00:23:01,963 brown�skin�and�big�butts. 604 00:23:02,005 --> 00:23:04,549 Wanna�get-�Big�booties?! 605 00:23:04,591 --> 00:23:05,675 [chuckling]�Yeah. 606 00:23:05,676 --> 00:23:06,592 I�said�"butts"�but you�said�"booties," 607 00:23:06,593 --> 00:23:08,762 which�is...marginalizing. 608 00:23:08,804 --> 00:23:10,013 [crew�laughter] 609 00:23:10,014 --> 00:23:12,431 You�see�an�attractive group�of�women�in�a�bar. 610 00:23:12,432 --> 00:23:14,016 Do�you�refer�to�them�as "chicks,"�"babes," 611 00:23:14,017 --> 00:23:15,185 or�"sexy�mamas?" 612 00:23:15,227 --> 00:23:17,020 "Sexy�mamas"�is�pretty�sweet. 613 00:23:17,021 --> 00:23:18,813 I�don't�think�you�could�call somebody�a�"sexy�mama"�and�they 614 00:23:18,814 --> 00:23:20,857 not�smile. 615 00:23:21,372 --> 00:23:27,446 Could�you�talk�to�the�camera and�call�our�audience�members 616 00:23:27,447 --> 00:23:28,782 "sexy�mamas?" 617 00:23:28,783 --> 00:23:30,241 Hey,�you�sexy�mamas is�watching � Ziwe � ! 618 00:23:30,242 --> 00:23:32,202 -[Ziwe]�Oy... -[Michael]�[laughs] 619 00:23:32,244 --> 00:23:35,372 Next�week,�we�got�Fran Lebowitz's�Black�ass�on�here. 620 00:23:35,414 --> 00:23:36,790 [laughter] 621 00:23:36,832 --> 00:23:38,250 [Ziwe�VO]�Next�on � Ziwe... 622 00:23:38,291 --> 00:23:41,420 You�know,�if�we�dated,�uh... 623 00:23:41,461 --> 00:23:43,296 they'd�call�us�"ZiChe." 624 00:23:43,338 --> 00:23:44,464 [crew�laughter] 625 00:23:44,506 --> 00:23:46,508 jaunty�music 626 00:23:46,550 --> 00:23:48,260 God,�you're�amazing! 627 00:23:48,301 --> 00:23:51,638 [man�VO]�One�eligible bachelor�must�choose�from... 628 00:23:51,680 --> 00:23:53,473 one�million�women. 629 00:23:53,474 --> 00:23:55,307 It's�so�rare�to meet�a�girl�who's,�like, 630 00:23:55,308 --> 00:23:56,810 actually�funny. 631 00:23:56,811 --> 00:23:59,895 [man�VO]�And�make�the�most important�decision�of�his�life. 632 00:23:59,896 --> 00:24:01,814 My�name's�Chudd, I'm�20�years�old, 633 00:24:01,815 --> 00:24:03,817 and�I�am�ready�to�be�a�husband. 634 00:24:03,859 --> 00:24:07,237 [man�VO]�From�the�creators of � Too�Hot�to�Handle 635 00:24:07,279 --> 00:24:09,448 and � Law�and�Order:�SVU. 636 00:24:09,449 --> 00:24:10,489 [Chudd]�In�the�10 minutes�we�spoke, 637 00:24:10,490 --> 00:24:12,993 I�felt�a�real�soul connection�with�Ashley. 638 00:24:12,994 --> 00:24:15,494 [man�VO]�This�show�answers the�question�that�has�gone 639 00:24:15,495 --> 00:24:16,454 unanswered... 640 00:24:16,455 --> 00:24:18,290 for�centuries. 641 00:24:18,291 --> 00:24:19,665 I�just�don't wanna�hurt�anybody. 642 00:24:19,666 --> 00:24:21,500 [voice�cracking]�It's,�like, so�much�pressure�on�me�as,�like, 643 00:24:21,501 --> 00:24:23,295 a�guy,�and�it's�like... 644 00:24:23,336 --> 00:24:24,671 [sniffles]�I'm,�like... 645 00:24:24,672 --> 00:24:26,547 these�women�are, like,�my�daughters! 646 00:24:26,548 --> 00:24:27,548 And�yet,�they're�my�mom! 647 00:24:27,549 --> 00:24:29,301 And�yet,�I�just...wanna... 648 00:24:29,302 --> 00:24:30,176 make�the�right�choice! 649 00:24:30,177 --> 00:24:32,471 I�finally�know�who I�want�to�marry. 650 00:24:32,512 --> 00:24:34,306 I�choose... 651 00:24:34,347 --> 00:24:35,682 ass. 652 00:24:35,724 --> 00:24:38,101 [man�VO] � Tits�or Ass? � -�a�dating�show. 653 00:24:38,143 --> 00:24:39,853 Coming�to�Netflix�this�Fall. 654 00:24:39,895 --> 00:24:41,938 jaunty�music 655 00:24:41,980 --> 00:24:44,649 Should�women�be allowed�to�watch�my�show? 656 00:24:44,650 --> 00:24:46,525 I�think�it's�a states'�rights�issue. 657 00:24:46,526 --> 00:24:48,653 jaunty�music 658 00:24:48,695 --> 00:24:50,864 exciting�strings 659 00:24:50,865 --> 00:24:52,198 Are�you�in�therapy:�yes�or�no? 660 00:24:52,199 --> 00:24:52,990 No. 661 00:24:52,991 --> 00:24:54,117 No?! 662 00:24:54,118 --> 00:24:55,534 I�went�to�therapy one�time�when�I�was�16. 663 00:24:55,535 --> 00:24:56,870 Yeah. 664 00:24:56,871 --> 00:24:58,913 She�had,�like,�this preconceived�idea�that�I�needed 665 00:24:58,914 --> 00:25:00,624 it�or�something. 666 00:25:00,665 --> 00:25:01,958 You�know�what�I�mean? 667 00:25:02,000 --> 00:25:04,830 Like,�she�was,�like-�she was�talking�to�me�like... 668 00:25:04,831 --> 00:25:07,379 trying�to-�trying�to find�out-�you�know, 669 00:25:07,380 --> 00:25:08,506 I�don't�need�this shit,�you�know? 670 00:25:08,507 --> 00:25:11,342 I�believe�that�you�don't think�you�need�therapy,�yes. 671 00:25:11,343 --> 00:25:12,886 I�don't. 672 00:25:12,887 --> 00:25:14,553 Can�I�show�you�a�couple�images and�you�tell�me�what�you�see? 673 00:25:14,554 --> 00:25:17,349 upbeat�jaunty�music 674 00:25:17,350 --> 00:25:20,726 That's�a�big�ol' hairy�dick�right�there. 675 00:25:20,727 --> 00:25:21,727 [chuckling]�Whoa. 676 00:25:21,728 --> 00:25:23,480 That's�a�big�ol'�hairy�twat. 677 00:25:23,522 --> 00:25:25,148 -Wow! -[Michael]�What?! 678 00:25:25,190 --> 00:25:29,486 Or-�or�it's�a�little�boy�in�a snowsuit�with�a�raccoon�tail! 679 00:25:29,528 --> 00:25:30,779 Or�a�girl! 680 00:25:30,820 --> 00:25:34,533 It's�titties�on�the... outside,�for�some�reason. 681 00:25:34,574 --> 00:25:36,326 You�see�tits�here?! 682 00:25:36,327 --> 00:25:37,743 You�don't�see�tits�there?! 683 00:25:37,744 --> 00:25:38,912 We�Googled�"uterus." 684 00:25:38,954 --> 00:25:40,580 Oh,�uterus! 685 00:25:40,622 --> 00:25:43,166 That's...a�Teletubby with�two�dicks. 686 00:25:43,167 --> 00:25:45,417 This�reflects�what�is in�your�internal�mind... 687 00:25:45,418 --> 00:25:46,627 [echoing]�internal mind,�internal�mind... 688 00:25:46,628 --> 00:25:49,213 [reverberating]�That's�a lady�with�really�big�labia... 689 00:25:49,214 --> 00:25:50,757 Petrified�sack... 690 00:25:50,758 --> 00:25:51,590 Hooves?! 691 00:25:51,591 --> 00:25:53,385 Warts�on�the-�on�the�bottom... 692 00:25:53,386 --> 00:25:54,426 Skinned�raccoon... 693 00:25:54,427 --> 00:25:55,595 Dangling... 694 00:25:55,596 --> 00:25:56,595 That's�a�mutilated�woman! 695 00:25:56,596 --> 00:25:58,974 Somebody�who�blew her�brains�out... 696 00:25:58,975 --> 00:26:00,599 -[record�scratch] -How�many�did�I�get�right? 697 00:26:00,600 --> 00:26:01,517 -[dramatic�thud] -[buzzer] 698 00:26:01,518 --> 00:26:02,685 Was�this�a�personality�quiz? 699 00:26:02,686 --> 00:26:05,564 It�was�a�psychopath test�from�Google.com, 700 00:26:05,605 --> 00:26:07,440 and�honey... 701 00:26:07,441 --> 00:26:12,987 What�do�you�want�the�audience�to take�away�from�this�interview? 702 00:26:12,988 --> 00:26:15,156 That�men�are�just�people. 703 00:26:15,198 --> 00:26:16,491 That's�the�takeaway?! 704 00:26:16,492 --> 00:26:17,366 [laughing]�Yes! 705 00:26:17,367 --> 00:26:18,784 What�is�this�show�about?! 706 00:26:18,785 --> 00:26:19,952 I�don't�know,�you�didn't�tell me�what�this�episode�is! 707 00:26:19,953 --> 00:26:22,122 Yes,�it's�in�service�of�men! 708 00:26:22,163 --> 00:26:24,791 That's�why�we�do�this�show. 709 00:26:25,542 --> 00:26:27,586 And�that's�the�interview. 710 00:26:27,627 --> 00:26:32,257 [Ziwe�clapping�softly] 711 00:26:32,258 --> 00:26:33,799 Nobody�[bleep]in'�clapping! 712 00:26:33,800 --> 00:26:35,009 You�wanna�do�your�muscles? 713 00:26:35,010 --> 00:26:35,843 Show�them�your�muscles. 714 00:26:35,844 --> 00:26:39,180 "Men"�by�Ziwe 715 00:26:39,181 --> 00:26:41,223 [laughing]�Nobody's gonna�clap�for�my�muscles?! 716 00:26:41,224 --> 00:26:42,808 -[crew�laughter] -Fuck�y'all,�man. 717 00:26:42,809 --> 00:26:44,603 jaunty�music 718 00:26:44,604 --> 00:26:47,646 [man�VO]�From�the�people�who brought�you � Tits�or�Ass? � and 719 00:26:47,647 --> 00:26:49,608 Teeny�Tiny�Christian�Wife... 720 00:26:49,649 --> 00:26:51,985 three�hot Republican�bachelors... 721 00:26:52,027 --> 00:26:55,780 choose...one...sexy...uterus. 722 00:26:55,822 --> 00:26:57,616 And�then�marry�it. 723 00:26:57,617 --> 00:26:59,325 [men�in�unison] Disembodied�uterus, 724 00:26:59,326 --> 00:27:00,952 will�you�marry�me? 725 00:27:00,994 --> 00:27:02,787 [man�VO]�That's�it. 726 00:27:03,038 --> 00:27:04,956 That's�the�premise�of�the�show. 727 00:27:04,957 --> 00:27:06,165 I'm�gonna�pop�the�question. 728 00:27:06,166 --> 00:27:08,418 This�is�it:�the�rest�of�my�life. 729 00:27:08,460 --> 00:27:10,211 Man�and�uterus. 730 00:27:10,253 --> 00:27:11,796 upbeat�pop�music 731 00:27:11,838 --> 00:27:13,214 Ew,�it's�bleeding! 732 00:27:13,256 --> 00:27:14,424 Mine's�broken! 733 00:27:14,466 --> 00:27:16,635 -Ew,�no! -Gross! 734 00:27:16,636 --> 00:27:20,095 [man�VO]�Coming�to Netflix�this�spring. 735 00:27:20,096 --> 00:27:22,223 jaunty�music 736 00:27:22,265 --> 00:27:24,225 upbeat�electronic�music 737 00:27:24,267 --> 00:27:26,677 So�Julia,�you've been�a�muse�to�many�men. 738 00:27:26,678 --> 00:27:29,688 So�I�wanted�to�try�to�see what�we�could�do�to�DIY�these 739 00:27:29,689 --> 00:27:31,316 -outfits- -Okay. 740 00:27:31,317 --> 00:27:32,858 And�make�it�so�that,�you�know, heads�would�turn�when�we're�out 741 00:27:32,859 --> 00:27:34,526 -on�the�streets. -Okay,�I�love�it. 742 00:27:34,527 --> 00:27:35,319 -We�have�all�your�materials. -Okay. 743 00:27:35,320 --> 00:27:39,658 We're�going�to�make�these�into some�of�the�sexiest�looks�for 744 00:27:39,699 --> 00:27:42,243 the�male�gaze�ever created�in�history. 745 00:27:43,703 --> 00:27:44,996 Distressed. 746 00:27:45,038 --> 00:27:46,498 Distressed. 747 00:27:46,499 --> 00:27:47,289 -[Ziwe] � Uncut�Jems. -[Julia] � Uncut�Gems. 748 00:27:47,290 --> 00:27:49,291 -[Ziwe] � Uncut�Jems. -[Julia] � Uncut�Gems. 749 00:27:49,292 --> 00:27:50,460 [Ziwe] � Uncut�Jems. 750 00:27:50,461 --> 00:27:51,543 [Julia]�The basics�are�straight. 751 00:27:51,544 --> 00:27:52,378 [Ziwe]�Wow! 752 00:27:52,379 --> 00:27:53,087 Wait,�my�pasties�fell�off! 753 00:27:53,088 --> 00:27:55,130 [Julia]�'Cause�women�just bring�more�to�the�table. 754 00:27:55,131 --> 00:27:57,509 Like,�just�cuter vibes�all�around. 755 00:27:57,510 --> 00:27:59,176 [Ziwe]�Whereas�men bring�what�to�the�table? 756 00:27:59,177 --> 00:28:00,052 [Julia]�Men�are�takers. 757 00:28:00,053 --> 00:28:01,262 There's�no�rules. 758 00:28:01,263 --> 00:28:03,681 You�can�do�whatever�the [bleep]�you�wanna�do! 759 00:28:03,682 --> 00:28:07,101 So�Julia,�we're�going�to�wear each�other's�respective�outfits. 760 00:28:07,102 --> 00:28:08,686 [Julia]�God�bless everyone�in�fashion. 761 00:28:08,687 --> 00:28:09,687 [Ziwe]�[reverberating] Male�gaze. 762 00:28:09,688 --> 00:28:10,729 Male�gaze. 763 00:28:10,730 --> 00:28:11,689 Male�gaze. 764 00:28:11,690 --> 00:28:13,233 Male�gaze. 765 00:28:13,274 --> 00:28:15,026 -You�look�gorgiana. -Thank�you. 766 00:28:15,027 --> 00:28:17,736 I�know�you�doubted�me,�but�I think�that�that's�an�iconic 767 00:28:17,737 --> 00:28:18,696 look. 768 00:28:18,697 --> 00:28:20,072 [laughing]�A�Ziwe�original. 769 00:28:20,073 --> 00:28:22,700 How�do�you�feel�about these�men�gawking�at�us? 770 00:28:22,701 --> 00:28:24,244 It's�Michael�Che! 771 00:28:24,245 --> 00:28:25,285 It�is�Michael�Che. 772 00:28:25,286 --> 00:28:27,287 I,�uh,�matched with�him�on�Raya�once. 773 00:28:27,288 --> 00:28:28,456 -You�did?! -I�did. 774 00:28:28,457 --> 00:28:29,498 -Wait,�shut�up! -[Julia]�I�did. 775 00:28:29,499 --> 00:28:30,709 And�what�happened?! 776 00:28:30,710 --> 00:28:32,710 Nothing;�he's,�like,�a- doesn't�talk�that�much. 777 00:28:32,711 --> 00:28:33,335 Hairy�dick. 778 00:28:33,336 --> 00:28:34,128 Two�dicks. 779 00:28:34,129 --> 00:28:34,628 Yeah,�that's�a�dick. 780 00:28:34,629 --> 00:28:36,130 He�didn't�respond to�your�message? 781 00:28:36,131 --> 00:28:37,756 He,�like,�did for�like�a�second, 782 00:28:37,757 --> 00:28:39,383 and�then�that�was it�and�then�I�never,�like, 783 00:28:39,384 --> 00:28:41,343 said�anything�else and�that�was�it. 784 00:28:41,344 --> 00:28:42,720 Yeah,�so�I�would say�that�he,�like, 785 00:28:42,721 --> 00:28:44,514 probably�left�me�unread. 786 00:28:44,556 --> 00:28:45,765 -Wow. -[Julia]�Yeah. 787 00:28:45,807 --> 00:28:48,393 -So�[bleep]�you,�Micheal�Che. -Ugh! 788 00:28:48,394 --> 00:28:49,768 What�are�you�doing�here?! 789 00:28:49,769 --> 00:28:50,769 -[laughs] -Hello! 790 00:28:50,770 --> 00:28:51,770 Get�down! 791 00:28:51,771 --> 00:28:52,897 Get�on�the�floor! 792 00:28:52,898 --> 00:28:54,565 I�think�the�outfits�look�nice. 793 00:28:54,566 --> 00:28:55,774 Shut�up,�we're�not doing�this�for�you, 794 00:28:55,775 --> 00:28:56,775 we're�doing�this�for�ourselves! 795 00:28:56,776 --> 00:28:58,736 -For�confidence,�empowerment... -Sexy. 796 00:28:58,737 --> 00:29:00,071 Men�suck. 797 00:29:00,072 --> 00:29:01,113 A-woman. 798 00:29:01,114 --> 00:29:02,489 Can�you�give�a speech�to�the�camera? 799 00:29:02,490 --> 00:29:04,075 About�what? 800 00:29:04,076 --> 00:29:05,117 I�don't�know, female�empowerment! 801 00:29:05,118 --> 00:29:06,244 Okay,�yeah. 802 00:29:06,245 --> 00:29:09,121 So,�this�is�what�you�have to�do�to�feel�empowered: 803 00:29:09,122 --> 00:29:12,459 anyone�who�does�anything slightly�offensive�to�you�- 804 00:29:12,460 --> 00:29:15,127 if�you�even�get�your feelings�slightly�hurt�- 805 00:29:15,128 --> 00:29:17,714 it's�okay�to�result to�physical�violence, 806 00:29:17,756 --> 00:29:20,759 even�if�it's�just�a cardboard�cutout. 807 00:29:20,800 --> 00:29:23,762 [both�giggling] 808 00:29:23,803 --> 00:29:25,597 elegant�music 809 00:29:26,973 --> 00:29:28,933 chimes 810 00:29:28,975 --> 00:29:30,310 Why�am�I�single? 811 00:29:30,311 --> 00:29:33,604 Because�I�haven't�found�the perfect�guy�who�can�carry�me�on 812 00:29:33,605 --> 00:29:35,315 his�shoulders,�of�course. 813 00:29:35,356 --> 00:29:37,609 jaunty�music 814 00:29:37,610 --> 00:29:38,776 Free�Brittney�Griner. 815 00:29:38,777 --> 00:29:40,111 Free�Brittney�Griner! 816 00:29:40,112 --> 00:29:42,613 You�once�said�that�the�gays appreciate�your�fashion�and�that 817 00:29:42,614 --> 00:29:43,989 -the�basics�do�not. -Yes. 818 00:29:43,990 --> 00:29:45,616 So,�to�be�clear, who�are�"the�gays?" 819 00:29:45,617 --> 00:29:48,368 I�guess�I�would�say�just anyone�on�the�queer�spectrum, 820 00:29:48,369 --> 00:29:49,579 really. 821 00:29:49,580 --> 00:29:50,996 How�do�you�know�that they�like�it�so�much? 822 00:29:50,997 --> 00:29:53,333 I�see�videos�and,�um... 823 00:29:53,334 --> 00:29:55,167 -What�are�the�videos? -You�know,�I�know�my�fanbase. 824 00:29:55,168 --> 00:29:56,210 -Got�it. -[Julia]�Yeah,�and�I�love�them. 825 00:29:56,211 --> 00:29:57,669 And�the�videos, what�are�they�saying? 826 00:29:57,670 --> 00:29:58,670 What�are�they�doing? 827 00:29:58,671 --> 00:30:00,799 They�are,�um,�impersonating�me. 828 00:30:00,840 --> 00:30:01,966 Oh. 829 00:30:02,008 --> 00:30:03,635 - � Uncut�Jems. - � Uncut�Gems. 830 00:30:03,636 --> 00:30:05,010 - � Uncut�Jems. - � Uncut�Gems. 831 00:30:05,011 --> 00:30:06,303 [barely�enunciating] Uncut�Jems. 832 00:30:06,304 --> 00:30:07,354 Uncut�Gems. 833 00:30:07,355 --> 00:30:07,930 [borderline�indistinct] Uncut�Jems. 834 00:30:07,931 --> 00:30:10,433 Yeah,�I�just�feel the�love,�you�know? 835 00:30:10,434 --> 00:30:13,227 And�then�immediately,�whenever I�see,�like,�a�negative�thing, 836 00:30:13,228 --> 00:30:15,229 and�I�go�look�and�I'm�like, "Oh,�it's�a�basic." 837 00:30:15,230 --> 00:30:17,856 Would�you�say�the�gays�are not�basic�and�the�basics�are 838 00:30:17,857 --> 00:30:18,482 straight? 839 00:30:18,483 --> 00:30:20,276 -Yeah. -Wow. 840 00:30:20,326 --> 00:30:24,876 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 66303

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